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Speaker 2: There you go.

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Speaker 1: Welcome.

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Speaker 3: Yes, I am Joe Gatto, I'm Steve Burn, a very

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Speaker 3: special guest today. Guys, I can't believe. I think he

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Speaker 3: got lost and he just ended up in the studio

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Speaker 3: by act.

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Speaker 5: This is a gentleman. You look at like the two

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Speaker 5: of us would look at and go, we're not the

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Speaker 5: same species.

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Speaker 1: Michael, thank you, thank you, thanks for having you.

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Speaker 6: Know I was going to be here for you.

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Speaker 1: Man.

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Speaker 2: I appreciate you.

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Speaker 1: You you have you.

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Speaker 6: Know, you gave me the biggest thrilling.

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Speaker 1: You don't even know it because when you came on

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Speaker 1: one hundred thousand dollars Pyramids. Yes, and my kids don't

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Speaker 1: freak out about anybody, they freak out about you because

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Speaker 1: and I'm freaking out because all I do is watch

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Speaker 1: at home because I'm like, okay, but yeah, you talk

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Speaker 1: to my You made a video the first time you

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Speaker 1: made a video, and I've learned you can do something

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Speaker 1: for somebody, do something for me. Great. You know I've

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Speaker 1: always got your back, But you do something for somebody's kids.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I get somebody cool, dad points. I think

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Speaker 2: that's the biggest thing ever.

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Speaker 3: I think you know when you get that, because you're

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Speaker 3: always trying to connect with their.

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Speaker 2: Kids to be like, look, I still got.

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Speaker 6: It, daddy.

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Speaker 7: Somebody you know somebody I'm sure your kids have met

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Speaker 7: where I had the opportunity to meet everybody, right, And

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Speaker 7: Joe's right there, right, Joe's absolutely they didn't.

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Speaker 1: They hate They didn't ask anybody else to make a video,

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Speaker 1: that's right. Yeah, yeah, I didn't ask anybody else. Well,

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Speaker 1: I don't want to say, but they say, don't meet

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Speaker 1: you heroes.

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Speaker 3: I've had the opportunity to work with you a couple

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Speaker 3: of times. I did one hundred thousand Pyramid a couple

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Speaker 3: of times. And then I had the most nerve wracking

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Speaker 3: interview of my life.

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Speaker 2: I was on GMA with him when I.

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Speaker 3: Was talking about my book Where's Barry? And I wasn't

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Speaker 3: even ready to really go in and they're.

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Speaker 2: Like, yeah, come in.

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Speaker 3: And I went in and there like, okay, go and

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Speaker 3: I almost said a load to him, and I was

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Speaker 2: I don't know if you remember this. I was so nervous.

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Speaker 2: You introduced me and I clapped for.

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Speaker 3: Myself and I went, yeah, you know, and he called

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Speaker 3: me out on television and he goes, you don't.

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Speaker 5: Clap for yourself.

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Speaker 6: Well it was a little unusual.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, for sure, I am a little bit.

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Speaker 6: But you're a comedian, so except for yourself, I.

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Speaker 2: Get away with some stuff. I'm sure, Michael.

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Speaker 5: Have you been to a lot of comedy shows there?

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Speaker 5: I mean here in the city, there's so many. Who's

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Speaker 5: somebody you you appreciate life.

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Speaker 1: I appreciate all comedians. I mean I've gone to see

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Speaker 1: I mean I went to see Day Chappelle, Jeffrey ross Man,

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Speaker 1: you don't know, you may never see again. I don't

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Speaker 1: know what their day is like. You don't know what

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Speaker 1: by your words and by your man rhythm that's mannorhythms.

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Speaker 1: That's like amazing to me. Like sports, you go out

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Speaker 1: there and you hit somebody, it's the greatest. Yeah, look

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Speaker 1: at her. You take their aggressing out through you. But

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Speaker 5: I think we're like instantaneous, right, It's it's instantly occurring,

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Speaker 5: but you're you know, being on like GMA for example,

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Speaker 1: Yeah. I don't even think a daily basis. I think

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Speaker 1: if you think about how many people are watching, it

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Speaker 6: All of a sudden, I forget how to read. Yeah,

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Speaker 6: in the latest presidential debate.

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Speaker 1: So but yeah, I know I can't think about it

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Speaker 1: and I can't pay attention to it. I can't look

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Speaker 1: at social media comments like I used to sit there

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Speaker 1: a story looking at you know, Twitter or Twitter at

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Speaker 1: the time of X Man, and it could mess you

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Speaker 1: up for sure. So now I don't pay attention in

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Speaker 1: any of It doesn't matter in the grand scheme of things,

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Speaker 1: and it's I always just do my best and let

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Speaker 1: that be it. And I've I learned football caring about

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Speaker 1: the opinion of people who can't do what you do.

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Speaker 1: Sometimes it's like, why am in my word about the

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Speaker 1: opinion's one who couldn't put on a pad? Like the

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Speaker 1: had a uniform on?

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Speaker 5: Right?

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Speaker 1: You my feelings about how I feel about my.

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Speaker 3: My mother had like the greatest saying, and I always

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Speaker 3: stuck with me. It was don't take criticism. Don't take

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Speaker 3: criticism from people you wouldn't go do advice for.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, so like that, I think that's huge.

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Speaker 5: My mom three words, you not funny, stuck with me.

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Speaker 2: Forever, stuck me, you stay true to her words.

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Speaker 5: So I love that I can't clamp for myself. I

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Speaker 2: You're not funny, that's great.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I want to ask you, Michael, I just did

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Speaker 5: you ever see this career trajectory that's crazy? The way

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Speaker 5: think that's probably where you get that last. You know,

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Speaker 5: the glare, it cripples so many people that have come

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Speaker 5: you ever first thinking absolutely, you know, amazingly enough?

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Speaker 1: And people might some people might disagree, But I'm actually

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Speaker 1: a shy person, you know, I really am. And I

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Speaker 1: like my friends. I love my friends, I love my family.

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Speaker 1: I love like people I'm comfortable with. But in the street,

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Speaker 1: when I walk down the street and people were yelling,

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Speaker 1: you know, some people want to be like, yeah, I'm

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Speaker 2: Which is hard for you.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, well not even it's like, oh you're tall,

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Speaker 1: I'm like no, it's the gap, Like I can't go anywhere.

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Speaker 1: At one point I had to think I was shouting

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Speaker 6: But then people like, we know what you're.

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Speaker 2: Doing, man, soybody gave it up.

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Speaker 6: What the hell it is? What it is?

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Speaker 1: But I never saw it because I was always kind

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Speaker 1: I mean, city's overwhelming when you come here as a

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Speaker 1: then it took away the fear I guess of being

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Speaker 1: extroverted but I'm I'm introvert. Yeah, away from it, which

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Speaker 1: is a weird thing.

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Speaker 2: And we stop recording right now. He wouldn't say another word.

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Speaker 5: He just himself. He goes to the corner, just stands

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Speaker 5: there until you're ready. He comes.

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Speaker 1: That didn't say like John Legend. When the camera go off,

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Speaker 6: Yeah down.

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Speaker 2: What was your growing up?

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Speaker 3: What was the family like was your Were you surrounded

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Speaker 3: by a family of introverts extroverts?

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Speaker 1: No, I'm the youngest of six, man, I was, and

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Speaker 1: my brothers and sisters were great and the great upbringing.

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Speaker 1: Dad was in the military, retired major in the Army

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Speaker 1: Paratrooper eighty second Airborne Division. He was a master jumper

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Speaker 1: and like everything, any kind of way you can jump

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Speaker 1: out of something, he had to do a helicopter, they airplane,

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Speaker 1: because they paid him like fifteen dollars extra month.

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Speaker 2: Well, you got what you gotta do. Man, here's the

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Speaker 6: Dollars extra a month.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you could have died, but for him it was

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Speaker 6: He did it.

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Speaker 1: But but that growing up with a dad who was

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Speaker 1: an overachiever like that, coming from where he came from,

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Speaker 1: he was never any You couldn't have an excuse. There

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Speaker 1: was no excuse for anything. Sure, he couldn't say I.

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Speaker 2: Can't just counts out fifteen dollars in front of here.

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Speaker 2: He's like, I just jumped yeah, off an aircraft tiring.

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Speaker 2: He's fifteen dollars excuse.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, but I grew up in the great household, great

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Speaker 1: brothers and sisters. Being the youngest was where I needed

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Speaker 1: to be because I could see everybody else's mess up.

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Speaker 6: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: I love that, figure out my way and figure out

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Speaker 1: that I wanted to go make my own.

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Speaker 6: Path, right for sure, everybody's mix up, Yeah, I have.

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Speaker 3: I have two older sisters, so I was the baby boy,

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Speaker 3: which is good.

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Speaker 6: But you're the.

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Speaker 2: Older brother, right, the older brother, so you were the troublemaker.

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Speaker 6: Yeah.

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Speaker 5: It was like, you know, I always feel bad for

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Speaker 5: like a little brother or anybody like the youngest, like

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Speaker 5: because you know, i'd get he man, he'd have to

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Speaker 5: get skeletor like you know, you never get to do the.

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Speaker 6: Test to you.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, for sure.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, being the youngest of six though, I mean it

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Speaker 1: was great because he kind of like it is true though,

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Speaker 1: by the time your parents got the number six, like

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Speaker 1: you know I got, I got a.

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Speaker 6: Free pass on a lot of stuff. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Sure, And then I ended up being the one probably

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Speaker 1: closest to my parents at the end of the day

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Speaker 1: because all my brother and sisters were older brothers out.

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Speaker 3: They're all small old dogs, you know, but they all

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Speaker 3: But they're so I got I got to sleep, legs

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Speaker 5: But your your father was very tech savvy. Then I

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Speaker 6: So he got his hundred dollars.

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Speaker 2: That's some deal man.

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Speaker 1: And this. She loved the auto bond and we would

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Speaker 6: She was flying over one hundred.

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Speaker 1: And brings it all together. Fly home and then we

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm like, okay, but mom, Mom, Mom is something else.

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Speaker 2: Still go on hundredths an hour in the Houston Express. Yeah,

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Speaker 6: I wouldn't doubt it at all.

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Speaker 2: That's so cool.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I've uh my mother was very much like uh my,

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Speaker 3: my mother and father didn't do that. Don't tell your mother,

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Speaker 2: She got out of the ticket and she said.

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Speaker 5: I don't want to go to great detail.

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Speaker 2: Hands were involved, and promises were made, so.

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Speaker 4: Well, I don't get in details, Michael, No, I don't

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Speaker 2: Like ice cream. She's like, yo, let's get ice cream.

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Speaker 2: She's like, and we're not going to tell that about

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Speaker 6: I gotta tell you.

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Speaker 5: Michael's how might be my favorite moment of the show

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Speaker 5: we've ever had?

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Speaker 1: Was a legitimate question. I'm a journalist, curious, curious you're

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Speaker 6: So I'm curious.

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Speaker 1: Like being a comedian though, right when you're on State

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Speaker 6: You get heckled?

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Speaker 3: Ever, not really, I don't want much heckling. I shut

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Speaker 2: I'm known. My fans have come out to see me

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Speaker 3: But I'm also very uh inviting and nice, like I'm

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Speaker 3: I just did tell somebody shut the fuck up this

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Speaker 6: What did they do?

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Speaker 3: They killed a punchline for me. I was setting up

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Speaker 2: You should have told him to suck it, like Captain

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Speaker 3: That's what he said. And I went, that's what you're

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Speaker 3: I don't like doing that. But that's the only time.

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Speaker 3: I don't really get heckled much. You deal with it

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Speaker 1: He said, Wow, oh my god.

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Speaker 2: He gets heckled like all the time. He's just so bad.

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Speaker 2: He doesn't have a heckle pace. He invites it. He'll

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Speaker 1: No.

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Speaker 5: I just I love crowd work. I love I love

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Speaker 5: I like to kind of get in there. And I

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Speaker 5: anything you hear it's just kind of like you're just

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Speaker 1: You're just like one of them, and you lose the room.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, And my lesson was, you cannot ever show your

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Speaker 5: I go, well, thank god, the the you know, thank

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Speaker 1: Twenty four to seven.

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Speaker 5: We're going back and forth Jersey Shore Korean and then

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Speaker 1: And I go, why is this?

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Speaker 6: Somebody?

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Speaker 5: Hey, I go, what what you guys?

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Speaker 1: You're gonna cut this?

448
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Speaker 5: Well, okay, you can beep it.

449
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Speaker 1: Why is it? Somebody tell that they shut the buck?

450
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Speaker 5: And so I dropped a sea bomb and next thing

451
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Speaker 5: I know, the guy takes a chair and whizzes it

452
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Speaker 5: across the and this is the comic strip. These are

453
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Speaker 5: like these chairs were not made at Ikia. They're heavy

454
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Speaker 5: steel like from the sixties. Chucked it and by the

455
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Speaker 5: time I see it coming, I turn around in a gash.

456
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Speaker 5: The back of my mind, I had eight staples, so if

457
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Speaker 5: I shaved my head, you'll see like a huge gas.

458
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Speaker 5: Yeah you could still, I meant, yeah, So I got

459
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Speaker 5: eight staples in the back of my head. The cops

460
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Speaker 5: call me up the next day, do you want to

461
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Speaker 5: press charges? And I said no, because it's my lesson.

462
00:20:19,240 --> 00:20:21,600
Speaker 5: I should have been better than the situation. And if

463
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Speaker 5: I consider myself professional comedian, I can't be in situations

464
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Speaker 5: like this. So I took it upon myself to just

465
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Speaker 5: be like, I have to be accountable.

466
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Speaker 1: I have to get this right.

467
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Speaker 5: And and I'm telling you, if that didn't happen, who

468
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Speaker 5: knows what the lesson would have been. But it was

469
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Speaker 5: a severe lesson for me to be, like, all right,

470
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Speaker 5: get your ship together.

471
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Speaker 6: You had a press charger.

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Speaker 1: The lesson would have probably been come back and get

473
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Speaker 1: your ass.

474
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Speaker 2: I'll find them.

475
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Speaker 1: Yeah, I get. That's the heck of a lesson, though,

476
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Speaker 1: like like just the thought of that, like I gotta

477
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Speaker 1: stay above it all right, And I love the way

478
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Speaker 1: you say it slows down.

479
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Speaker 6: But that was like football to me.

480
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Speaker 2: Your emotions got to get on the adrenaline floor.

481
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Speaker 1: You know. If I get the first initial, you're like

482
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Speaker 1: getting the guys going. And when I used to get there,

483
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Speaker 1: he's listening to different music, Like I'd be pulling up,

484
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Speaker 1: I'm listening to smooth Shot.

485
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Speaker 6: New York.

486
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Speaker 5: Somebody cuts you if you leave me, you take away.

487
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Speaker 1: Making my way down to this year, he saying to somebody,

488
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Speaker 1: I'm in the fans that looked at me pulling into

489
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Speaker 1: the stadium and he's fired up.

490
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Speaker 6: No, I got.

491
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Speaker 1: Let's go, you know, right. But I would start out

492
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Speaker 1: like that, yeah, and then the more the close I

493
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Speaker 1: got the game time, like the music would would get

494
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Speaker 1: a little harder and deeper and darker, and then by

495
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Speaker 1: the end of it it was like.

496
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Speaker 6: Snoop Dogg.

497
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Speaker 1: Ready to kill anybody. But then once you get out there,

498
00:22:01,000 --> 00:22:03,600
Speaker 1: like you're yeah, you're jacked up. But once you get

499
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Speaker 1: hit once or you hit somebody once, like okay, and

500
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Speaker 1: then it slowed.

501
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Speaker 2: It was like.

502
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Speaker 1: Watching Bears Dance in a slow motion like it was

503
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Speaker 1: like it's so fast you watch the film the next

504
00:22:16,359 --> 00:22:18,840
Speaker 1: day Oh my god, I can't believe I moved that quick,

505
00:22:19,000 --> 00:22:21,800
Speaker 1: right right, I closed that gap down that fast, or

506
00:22:21,800 --> 00:22:23,800
Speaker 1: I caught this guy like you couldn't believe it.

507
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Speaker 6: But in the moment, it just felt like, yeah, do that.

508
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Speaker 5: I want to ask you one last thing though, real quick?

509
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Speaker 5: What was that process like? Because someone like yourself going

510
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Speaker 5: from college into professional you know, being a professional athlete,

511
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Speaker 5: and everything's regimented, every aspect of regimented throughout the course

512
00:22:42,680 --> 00:22:44,720
Speaker 5: of your life, even in the summer you got to

513
00:22:44,760 --> 00:22:48,119
Speaker 5: train whatever, and the minute you cut the leash, like

514
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Speaker 5: and you're kind of on your own. How how difficult

515
00:22:50,960 --> 00:22:53,520
Speaker 5: is it minus the camaraderie of being with the boys

516
00:22:54,160 --> 00:22:57,600
Speaker 5: and and just you know, not being so disciplined with

517
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Speaker 5: you could eat anything you want.

518
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Speaker 1: Just do it.

519
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Speaker 5: How How was that transition really hard for you?

520
00:23:03,119 --> 00:23:03,360
Speaker 6: Was it?

521
00:23:03,400 --> 00:23:04,119
Speaker 1: Was it easy for you?

522
00:23:04,160 --> 00:23:06,359
Speaker 6: It was? It was? It was just difficult.

523
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Speaker 1: I knew when I retired, I already had a deal

524
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Speaker 1: with Fox NFL. With Fox, I actually signed the deal

525
00:23:12,880 --> 00:23:15,640
Speaker 1: the year before, and then they said, whenever you're ready

526
00:23:15,680 --> 00:23:17,360
Speaker 1: to retire, we just put out the drawer and pick

527
00:23:17,400 --> 00:23:19,760
Speaker 1: it up from then. So but I signed the deal,

528
00:23:19,800 --> 00:23:22,680
Speaker 1: we put it in the drawer and I we won

529
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Speaker 1: the Super Bowl, get the you know, undefeated Patriots, and

530
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Speaker 1: we can't out do that.

531
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Speaker 2: I can't.

532
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Speaker 6: It would be.

533
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Speaker 1: Nice to go back for a victory, sure for one year,

534
00:23:31,560 --> 00:23:36,359
Speaker 1: but it requires me to get beat up for victory.

535
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Speaker 5: I was tired, you know, just you stand up at

536
00:23:38,880 --> 00:23:42,520
Speaker 5: the comic strip, beat up.

537
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Speaker 9: Good to see her, But but it was it was yeah,

538
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Speaker 9: I was just tired.

539
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Speaker 1: So it was a difficult transition because everyone thinks now

540
00:24:02,960 --> 00:24:04,879
Speaker 1: they're looking. They go, oh, I already get there all

541
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Speaker 1: the time. Oh yes, it's an easy, simple transition. It

542
00:24:07,760 --> 00:24:10,840
Speaker 1: was a seamless I'm like, no, no, even though I

543
00:24:10,880 --> 00:24:12,679
Speaker 1: was on Fox and I'm doing that show. For the

544
00:24:12,720 --> 00:24:16,560
Speaker 1: first month or so, I was scared shitless, right like,

545
00:24:16,640 --> 00:24:19,000
Speaker 1: because it's a whole different venture. It's a whole different venture.

546
00:24:19,160 --> 00:24:21,160
Speaker 1: They don't they just throw you in there. It's not

547
00:24:21,240 --> 00:24:24,040
Speaker 1: like they teach you how to do it. I didn't

548
00:24:24,040 --> 00:24:26,919
Speaker 1: known was that. I didn't know. I'm like, I'm just

549
00:24:27,040 --> 00:24:30,040
Speaker 1: basically skating week to week and hoping I don't screw

550
00:24:30,040 --> 00:24:32,080
Speaker 1: it up, trying to talk to the Lisa's. I can

551
00:24:32,160 --> 00:24:33,959
Speaker 1: cat a Lisia talk that at liasa less you can

552
00:24:34,040 --> 00:24:36,679
Speaker 1: make it mess up and and and so. But it

553
00:24:36,840 --> 00:24:39,959
Speaker 1: was like tough, and then all of a sudden I

554
00:24:40,119 --> 00:24:43,399
Speaker 1: just figured it out. In one incident that happened, I

555
00:24:43,560 --> 00:24:46,160
Speaker 1: messed up, and I learned not to do this. Never

556
00:24:46,240 --> 00:24:48,320
Speaker 1: say I got three things or two things. I got

557
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Speaker 1: four things. Never give a number. I'm messing around and

558
00:24:51,320 --> 00:24:54,080
Speaker 1: gave a number. I got three things. I went to

559
00:24:54,119 --> 00:24:58,760
Speaker 1: the first one, okay, I went to the second one. Okay,

560
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Speaker 1: I went to the third one.

561
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Speaker 6: It was not there.

562
00:25:04,440 --> 00:25:08,640
Speaker 1: It was gone right, And so in a moment of panic,

563
00:25:09,400 --> 00:25:14,040
Speaker 1: I just started acting like I was choking, start coughing.

564
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Speaker 6: And then how we picked it up together. And then

565
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Speaker 6: while they're.

566
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Speaker 1: Doing that, it came back to me and I said,

567
00:25:20,440 --> 00:25:22,480
Speaker 1: thank you guys. And then I picked up and in

568
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Speaker 1: my own head, I said, oh crap, okay, you got

569
00:25:25,400 --> 00:25:25,800
Speaker 1: this stuff.

570
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Speaker 5: I needed that, like that was your that was your chair, that.

571
00:25:31,680 --> 00:25:32,280
Speaker 6: Was my chair.

572
00:25:32,440 --> 00:25:35,800
Speaker 1: To the head moment to be like, oh you got

573
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Speaker 1: this now and now I absolutely love it and it

574
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Speaker 1: is my locker room.

575
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Speaker 6: But it was tough because you're so used to the physical.

576
00:25:42,920 --> 00:25:45,840
Speaker 1: Part of that job. Like there's nothing more gratified to

577
00:25:45,880 --> 00:25:48,920
Speaker 1: me than it was to me. That was like seeing

578
00:25:48,920 --> 00:25:51,720
Speaker 1: this three hundred and something pound guy. Like if I

579
00:25:51,760 --> 00:25:53,840
Speaker 1: saw him in street clothes on the street or before

580
00:25:53,920 --> 00:25:59,479
Speaker 1: the game and like getting off the bus, I'd be like, oh,

581
00:25:59,640 --> 00:26:03,040
Speaker 1: because that guy. But the second that music started switching

582
00:26:03,040 --> 00:26:06,080
Speaker 1: over and my mind, yeah, you know, my frame of

583
00:26:06,119 --> 00:26:08,720
Speaker 1: mind started to change. And once I put on those

584
00:26:08,720 --> 00:26:14,520
Speaker 1: shoulder pads, yeah you go to war, you ain't. I'm

585
00:26:14,520 --> 00:26:16,719
Speaker 1: the biggest one here. I'm the baddest one here. So

586
00:26:16,800 --> 00:26:22,080
Speaker 1: that transition is what I missed. Yeah, but you get

587
00:26:22,119 --> 00:26:24,520
Speaker 1: over it. The further way you are from the game

588
00:26:24,560 --> 00:26:26,280
Speaker 1: as far as playing, the more away from it, the

589
00:26:26,440 --> 00:26:28,920
Speaker 1: less you miss it. Like I watch guys, and I'll

590
00:26:28,920 --> 00:26:30,399
Speaker 1: go to a game here and there. I went to

591
00:26:30,480 --> 00:26:33,199
Speaker 1: the Giant Thursday night game, and we'll do We'll go

592
00:26:33,240 --> 00:26:35,040
Speaker 1: to one game or so. We'll do the Super Bowl

593
00:26:35,119 --> 00:26:39,400
Speaker 1: this year actually, and I'll be on the sideline going, man,

594
00:26:39,280 --> 00:26:42,439
Speaker 1: that national anthem plays, and that's like dog because I

595
00:26:42,440 --> 00:26:46,520
Speaker 1: started pacing, you know, and then I realized, yeah, I

596
00:26:46,600 --> 00:26:47,199
Speaker 1: want to hit, and.

597
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Speaker 6: I'm done.

598
00:26:50,960 --> 00:26:52,040
Speaker 2: And I'm not wearing the pads.

599
00:26:52,440 --> 00:26:54,840
Speaker 6: Like literally, my knee was hurting just laying in bed.

600
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Speaker 1: There's no way I can actually make a cut hit somebody.

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Speaker 3: So ons we get some fan submitted dilemmas, you try

602
00:27:01,080 --> 00:27:01,560
Speaker 3: to give them.

603
00:27:01,440 --> 00:27:02,880
Speaker 2: As some advice as we can.

604
00:27:02,920 --> 00:27:05,840
Speaker 3: Our producer Mark goes through it diligently.

605
00:27:06,200 --> 00:27:08,639
Speaker 1: Any Uh, Mark, these real? You making them up yourself

606
00:27:08,640 --> 00:27:09,720
Speaker 1: when I'm typing.

607
00:27:09,480 --> 00:27:11,639
Speaker 10: Them as because right now the episode is three minutes,

608
00:27:14,359 --> 00:27:16,120
Speaker 10: all right, So we have some fun ones. We had

609
00:27:16,119 --> 00:27:18,920
Speaker 10: some fun questions and we have some dilemmas well. Drunk

610
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Speaker 10: in first with the fun one that came from the instagram.

611
00:27:22,560 --> 00:27:25,199
Speaker 10: Would you rather be able to speak every language in

612
00:27:25,200 --> 00:27:27,080
Speaker 10: the world or be able to speak to animals?

613
00:27:27,880 --> 00:27:28,240
Speaker 8: Oh?

614
00:27:28,400 --> 00:27:29,720
Speaker 1: I know that, I know what you would do.

615
00:27:30,720 --> 00:27:32,560
Speaker 2: Well, that's an assumption. Just because I have dogs.

616
00:27:32,600 --> 00:27:33,920
Speaker 6: He'd be yelling at a dog.

617
00:27:42,359 --> 00:27:42,920
Speaker 2: Will be good.

618
00:27:42,960 --> 00:27:45,960
Speaker 3: But I mean speaking every language you could really do

619
00:27:46,000 --> 00:27:48,480
Speaker 3: some damage in life. Could you'd be unbeatable to any business?

620
00:27:48,640 --> 00:27:51,160
Speaker 3: You could talk to anyone. What a salesperson you'd be. Yeah,

621
00:27:51,320 --> 00:27:52,520
Speaker 3: nobody could get one over on you.

622
00:27:53,200 --> 00:27:53,280
Speaker 5: Right.

623
00:27:53,600 --> 00:27:55,840
Speaker 1: Love to go in somebody's spots and just look stupid

624
00:27:55,840 --> 00:27:57,720
Speaker 1: like I don't know what they're talking about, and then

625
00:27:57,720 --> 00:27:59,960
Speaker 1: get them back with it. That's always been a dream

626
00:28:00,040 --> 00:28:03,000
Speaker 1: and make you want to learned from languages. Languages for me,

627
00:28:03,440 --> 00:28:05,520
Speaker 1: I mean what you know whatever, somebody the opinion of

628
00:28:05,560 --> 00:28:08,159
Speaker 1: you really doesn't matter. Like I feel like that with

629
00:28:08,240 --> 00:28:10,159
Speaker 1: a dog, Like I don't really want to know what

630
00:28:10,240 --> 00:28:12,120
Speaker 1: a dog. I go somewhere and I see an animal,

631
00:28:12,560 --> 00:28:14,040
Speaker 1: like I don't want to go to I went to Africa.

632
00:28:14,359 --> 00:28:15,600
Speaker 1: I don't want to look at a lion and know

633
00:28:15,600 --> 00:28:16,000
Speaker 1: what he's thinking.

634
00:28:16,000 --> 00:28:19,280
Speaker 5: I'm gonna eat you, he's gonna you, or he's going

635
00:28:19,320 --> 00:28:19,720
Speaker 5: to sleep.

636
00:28:19,800 --> 00:28:20,040
Speaker 6: Yeah.

637
00:28:20,359 --> 00:28:23,399
Speaker 5: Yeah, they're looking for food, they're mating. I'd like to

638
00:28:23,440 --> 00:28:25,760
Speaker 5: hear them, like what they talk about when you're mating.

639
00:28:25,920 --> 00:28:28,159
Speaker 5: I think that'd be funny, like.

640
00:28:31,640 --> 00:28:36,840
Speaker 1: What you've got. Honestly, I'm thinking, like like Doctor Doolittle,

641
00:28:36,960 --> 00:28:39,200
Speaker 1: like you're trying to help animals, like.

642
00:28:45,400 --> 00:28:56,240
Speaker 11: Here's your paw, here's your more feathers, trying to lie

643
00:28:56,400 --> 00:28:57,000
Speaker 11: in the mad.

644
00:28:58,840 --> 00:29:02,000
Speaker 1: Trying to be Yeah, you know doctor Doolittle, and you

645
00:29:02,000 --> 00:29:02,920
Speaker 1: can help animals.

646
00:29:03,400 --> 00:29:05,440
Speaker 5: I learned all the languages. Then i'd go to I'd

647
00:29:05,520 --> 00:29:07,920
Speaker 5: go to the UK and I go to Scotland and Ireland.

648
00:29:08,840 --> 00:29:10,800
Speaker 6: No, I would like to talk to.

649
00:29:13,640 --> 00:29:17,280
Speaker 3: There's a kangaroos are getting into Yeah, the animal talking,

650
00:29:17,320 --> 00:29:19,800
Speaker 3: i'd be I feel like you might be disappointed because

651
00:29:19,800 --> 00:29:23,480
Speaker 3: if they're not thinking anything. Yeah, you know, yeah, sitting there, Ribbit,

652
00:29:23,680 --> 00:29:26,480
Speaker 3: you listen to frauds and they're just saying, Ribbit, world traveler.

653
00:29:26,520 --> 00:29:28,880
Speaker 5: It would, it would, it would inspire you to travel more.

654
00:29:29,200 --> 00:29:33,160
Speaker 3: Making it gets right, it completely removes a huge barrier

655
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Speaker 3: to entry about travel, like.

656
00:29:35,160 --> 00:29:39,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, I can live anywhere. Yeah I can hear what.

657
00:29:39,040 --> 00:29:41,360
Speaker 5: The French are actually saying about you.

658
00:29:41,440 --> 00:29:43,440
Speaker 2: What do you speak? I speak.

659
00:29:43,480 --> 00:29:45,680
Speaker 5: I used to speak a little Korean when I was younger,

660
00:29:46,000 --> 00:29:47,760
Speaker 5: and then I trailed off, and then I studied it

661
00:29:48,160 --> 00:29:50,520
Speaker 5: again in college and it was a great way to

662
00:29:50,560 --> 00:29:53,160
Speaker 5: reconnect with my mom. And again, a language is just

663
00:29:53,160 --> 00:29:54,440
Speaker 5: like anything, you got to keep up with it.

664
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Speaker 3: It's just like, so, you don't speak Korean anymore, I

665
00:29:56,640 --> 00:29:58,040
Speaker 3: don't speak so you speak English?

666
00:29:58,080 --> 00:29:59,640
Speaker 2: The answer was, I speak English?

667
00:29:59,800 --> 00:30:02,080
Speaker 5: You said, do I speak English? You looked at me

668
00:30:02,280 --> 00:30:03,760
Speaker 5: like I'm a moron.

669
00:30:04,480 --> 00:30:09,640
Speaker 3: Well, I just the curse words my mom used to

670
00:30:09,680 --> 00:30:11,360
Speaker 3: yell me in Italian. That's all I got that in.

671
00:30:11,480 --> 00:30:13,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, I just I don't speak anything besides English.

672
00:30:13,200 --> 00:30:15,040
Speaker 5: But you're little obviously German.

673
00:30:15,120 --> 00:30:18,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, foods a little German, Yeah, food, drink and

674
00:30:18,120 --> 00:30:18,600
Speaker 1: curse words.

675
00:30:18,680 --> 00:30:20,040
Speaker 6: Yeah, that's yeah, like.

676
00:30:20,040 --> 00:30:20,880
Speaker 2: All good languages.

677
00:30:20,960 --> 00:30:23,040
Speaker 5: That's how most like Okay, what what's one language you'd

678
00:30:23,080 --> 00:30:23,600
Speaker 5: love to learn.

679
00:30:24,920 --> 00:30:27,840
Speaker 2: I mean, I really would like to learn Italian. I think, yeah, yeah,

680
00:30:27,840 --> 00:30:28,560
Speaker 2: I think I would love it.

681
00:30:28,600 --> 00:30:30,640
Speaker 3: I don't know how much it would help me in

682
00:30:30,720 --> 00:30:33,080
Speaker 3: the world, but I think Italian would be nice to

683
00:30:33,120 --> 00:30:34,160
Speaker 3: know because but.

684
00:30:34,200 --> 00:30:36,560
Speaker 5: If you travel to Italy, you don't really need to

685
00:30:36,600 --> 00:30:40,960
Speaker 5: know it, right, I mean, they're pastaasta, but they're very

686
00:30:40,960 --> 00:30:44,200
Speaker 5: welcoming of Americans that I think they're you know, I

687
00:30:44,240 --> 00:30:47,040
Speaker 5: think most countries you go to they speak a lot

688
00:30:47,080 --> 00:30:49,880
Speaker 5: of I was shocked when I went to China, Japan, Korea,

689
00:30:50,360 --> 00:30:53,240
Speaker 5: like on USO tours, and they all spoke English. I

690
00:30:53,280 --> 00:30:56,000
Speaker 5: was like, wow, it's very fascinating that, like here we

691
00:30:56,080 --> 00:30:58,480
Speaker 5: are again to your point, like we take it for granted,

692
00:30:58,480 --> 00:31:00,920
Speaker 5: like we're Americans, Like, well, i'd love to do I'd

693
00:31:00,920 --> 00:31:01,920
Speaker 5: love to know a few.

694
00:31:01,760 --> 00:31:04,800
Speaker 1: Different languages and be that welcoming to other Yeah. But

695
00:31:04,880 --> 00:31:06,360
Speaker 1: and then and then, you know, but I think there

696
00:31:06,360 --> 00:31:08,920
Speaker 1: are some countries too that they probably speak English, but

697
00:31:08,960 --> 00:31:11,760
Speaker 1: they're like, no, I'm going to make you suffer because

698
00:31:11,800 --> 00:31:14,400
Speaker 1: you should learn the language. And it's no fault there there.

699
00:31:14,440 --> 00:31:17,239
Speaker 1: That means that you go somewhere you should learn how

700
00:31:17,240 --> 00:31:19,680
Speaker 1: to know the language. But I do like those new

701
00:31:19,720 --> 00:31:21,880
Speaker 1: phone that just saw commercial the other day, one that

702
00:31:21,880 --> 00:31:24,000
Speaker 1: flips up and it's like two sided screen and you

703
00:31:24,040 --> 00:31:26,880
Speaker 1: can say something and it translates to them. It translates

704
00:31:26,920 --> 00:31:32,240
Speaker 1: back to lady a non other language speaking lazy man.

705
00:31:33,960 --> 00:31:34,720
Speaker 1: That was genius.

706
00:31:34,800 --> 00:31:37,720
Speaker 2: You know what, I do, speak every language. Now, Actually

707
00:31:37,720 --> 00:31:38,440
Speaker 2: that's a bad question.

708
00:31:38,440 --> 00:31:39,880
Speaker 1: Well, hell, let me talk to animals.

709
00:31:39,880 --> 00:31:43,640
Speaker 2: Then you have to go outside.

710
00:31:48,000 --> 00:31:49,160
Speaker 5: All right, we'll jump back in.

711
00:31:49,240 --> 00:31:50,920
Speaker 10: Kevin send us an email, he said, Looking at all

712
00:31:50,960 --> 00:31:53,480
Speaker 10: the work you've done, what do you think your mom

713
00:31:53,640 --> 00:31:54,840
Speaker 10: is most proud of you for?

714
00:31:56,080 --> 00:31:58,920
Speaker 1: That's that's interesting. So what would my mom be most

715
00:31:59,000 --> 00:31:59,440
Speaker 1: proud of?

716
00:32:00,360 --> 00:32:01,640
Speaker 2: I think his correct.

717
00:32:02,200 --> 00:32:04,440
Speaker 1: I think my mom was most proud of that. I

718
00:32:04,560 --> 00:32:08,320
Speaker 1: gotta I didn't have to move back home. Oh, you

719
00:32:08,360 --> 00:32:10,560
Speaker 1: know that was always my thing. I don't want to

720
00:32:10,600 --> 00:32:12,240
Speaker 1: move back home, right. I don't want to live with

721
00:32:12,280 --> 00:32:14,600
Speaker 1: my parents my whole life. You know, that was a

722
00:32:14,640 --> 00:32:15,000
Speaker 1: big sting.

723
00:32:15,000 --> 00:32:16,520
Speaker 2: When did you When did you get out?

724
00:32:17,000 --> 00:32:19,720
Speaker 1: I moved? I left when I went to I went

725
00:32:19,720 --> 00:32:22,239
Speaker 1: to Houston for half of my senior year to live

726
00:32:22,240 --> 00:32:24,600
Speaker 1: with my uncle to play one year football high school.

727
00:32:24,840 --> 00:32:27,960
Speaker 1: I was sixteen, and then when I left for seventeen.

728
00:32:28,040 --> 00:32:29,160
Speaker 6: That was it. That was it.

729
00:32:29,200 --> 00:32:29,600
Speaker 1: That was it.

730
00:32:29,760 --> 00:32:32,760
Speaker 5: Yeah, I had any of the other siblings moved back home.

731
00:32:32,880 --> 00:32:35,640
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, at the President house full of them.

732
00:32:37,760 --> 00:32:39,360
Speaker 2: I got even the uncle.

733
00:32:39,880 --> 00:32:45,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, I god, I got my old fighting what's he

734
00:32:45,600 --> 00:32:48,600
Speaker 1: had dress? I'm just saying my oldest brother lived in

735
00:32:48,640 --> 00:32:52,040
Speaker 1: Italy and he's been there for years. And the other

736
00:32:52,080 --> 00:32:54,880
Speaker 1: one seemed to be back in Houston at home chilling.

737
00:32:55,160 --> 00:32:57,760
Speaker 6: Yeah. Yeah, you know you buy mama house. I guess

738
00:32:57,800 --> 00:32:58,600
Speaker 6: you're buying it for the favor.

739
00:33:00,120 --> 00:33:01,440
Speaker 1: You can't say you did buy them.

740
00:33:03,320 --> 00:33:04,360
Speaker 6: If Jasmin, don't worry.

741
00:33:05,960 --> 00:33:07,520
Speaker 1: Leave it in there. I want them to see it.

742
00:33:10,160 --> 00:33:10,880
Speaker 1: You need to know.

743
00:33:11,080 --> 00:33:16,280
Speaker 5: It's your camera. You're grown camerae ow get out, you

744
00:33:16,400 --> 00:33:17,240
Speaker 5: take a date home.

745
00:33:18,800 --> 00:33:21,000
Speaker 6: I love it. Uh what do you think? What would

746
00:33:21,040 --> 00:33:21,400
Speaker 6: you say.

747
00:33:21,240 --> 00:33:26,320
Speaker 5: About your uh? Excluding children? I would say my mom

748
00:33:26,440 --> 00:33:29,480
Speaker 5: and dad. I think when I had the sitcom and

749
00:33:29,800 --> 00:33:32,320
Speaker 5: I had a sitcom where I went back home and

750
00:33:32,560 --> 00:33:34,959
Speaker 5: took over a bar with my parents, and Dan Lauria

751
00:33:35,480 --> 00:33:38,040
Speaker 5: played a version of my father and Jody Long played

752
00:33:38,040 --> 00:33:40,479
Speaker 5: a version of my mom. And I'll never forget when

753
00:33:40,520 --> 00:33:43,080
Speaker 5: they came to the Pilot and Warner Brothers and they're

754
00:33:43,080 --> 00:33:44,800
Speaker 5: in the audience and they're you know, I'm walking them

755
00:33:44,840 --> 00:33:49,320
Speaker 5: around and they're hearing their names via these actors, and

756
00:33:49,520 --> 00:33:51,440
Speaker 5: that was that was one of those things where my

757
00:33:51,480 --> 00:33:53,680
Speaker 5: mom was just kind of like, I you know, I

758
00:33:53,960 --> 00:33:56,040
Speaker 5: could I could get emotional talking about it right now,

759
00:33:56,080 --> 00:33:58,600
Speaker 5: but but she was like, I can't believe this is happening.

760
00:33:59,000 --> 00:34:00,600
Speaker 5: Like it was one of those surreal things. And it

761
00:34:00,680 --> 00:34:03,320
Speaker 5: was like to you know, to know that they were

762
00:34:03,720 --> 00:34:06,440
Speaker 5: my two bringers, because at open mics.

763
00:34:06,200 --> 00:34:07,840
Speaker 1: You have to bring two people to pay for you.

764
00:34:08,239 --> 00:34:09,200
Speaker 1: When you first started.

765
00:34:09,840 --> 00:34:13,400
Speaker 5: Years in New York City, and they came to every

766
00:34:13,400 --> 00:34:16,080
Speaker 5: open mic, they'd pay, they'd sit through three hours of comedy,

767
00:34:16,080 --> 00:34:18,439
Speaker 5: and then to like see that all come like full

768
00:34:18,480 --> 00:34:19,920
Speaker 5: circle and have them there, that was.

769
00:34:19,880 --> 00:34:22,400
Speaker 1: Like one of those kind of like yeah.

770
00:34:22,480 --> 00:34:24,000
Speaker 6: Damn, he made my answer suck.

771
00:34:25,840 --> 00:34:28,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I mean I get that, though, I mean,

772
00:34:29,200 --> 00:34:31,279
Speaker 1: can your parents have seen it from the beginning? Might

773
00:34:31,360 --> 00:34:34,600
Speaker 1: have too, So yeah, to like be inducked into the

774
00:34:34,719 --> 00:34:35,440
Speaker 1: NFL Hall.

775
00:34:35,320 --> 00:34:38,000
Speaker 2: Of Fame and they have my to see your dreams real.

776
00:34:38,280 --> 00:34:41,160
Speaker 1: There, and then I got a star in Hollywood Walk

777
00:34:41,200 --> 00:34:43,880
Speaker 1: of Fame. They have my mom there, my family and

778
00:34:43,920 --> 00:34:46,880
Speaker 1: friends there, like all that that stuff was like crazy

779
00:34:46,920 --> 00:34:48,799
Speaker 1: because I don't. I kind of do stuff and I

780
00:34:48,880 --> 00:34:50,799
Speaker 1: move on. You know, for me, it's kind of like, okay,

781
00:34:50,880 --> 00:34:53,520
Speaker 1: then keep on moving. I believe if I get stuck

782
00:34:53,560 --> 00:34:56,600
Speaker 1: thinking about what I've done, I get I can't move forward. Right,

783
00:34:56,680 --> 00:34:58,360
Speaker 1: So it's kind of like a gift and a curse

784
00:34:58,480 --> 00:35:01,120
Speaker 1: to be able to like move on from stuff, because

785
00:35:01,160 --> 00:35:04,520
Speaker 1: sometimes someone will someone will remind me of something really

786
00:35:04,520 --> 00:35:06,560
Speaker 1: cool that happened, and I'll go, oh, yeah, that was

787
00:35:06,719 --> 00:35:09,560
Speaker 1: pretty amazing. I forgot I even did it right, or

788
00:35:09,560 --> 00:35:11,920
Speaker 1: we did that together. But being at the Hall of

789
00:35:11,960 --> 00:35:14,400
Speaker 1: Fame and being up there on stage and you'll give

790
00:35:14,440 --> 00:35:16,960
Speaker 1: them a speech and seeing my mom, my dad, my kids,

791
00:35:17,000 --> 00:35:20,200
Speaker 1: and friends and family all in one section, just looking

792
00:35:20,280 --> 00:35:24,440
Speaker 1: up and that was that was like the most special moment.

793
00:35:24,640 --> 00:35:28,760
Speaker 1: And I mean the TV stuff has been great, Awards

794
00:35:28,760 --> 00:35:31,400
Speaker 1: there have been great, but it's nothing like the whole

795
00:35:31,440 --> 00:35:33,000
Speaker 1: football side of my life. Yeah.

796
00:35:33,600 --> 00:35:36,040
Speaker 5: So early on too, because I mean, yeah, I mean,

797
00:35:36,400 --> 00:35:38,800
Speaker 5: you know that election probably you know I mean to

798
00:35:39,520 --> 00:35:45,680
Speaker 5: be you know, to be anointed, so early on post career,

799
00:35:45,760 --> 00:35:48,439
Speaker 5: I should say post post career early on, right, yeah,

800
00:35:48,520 --> 00:35:50,719
Speaker 5: because some guys, you know, they're struggling to get up

801
00:35:50,719 --> 00:35:53,719
Speaker 5: on stage. Sometimes they have these poignant speeches. But the

802
00:35:53,760 --> 00:35:55,400
Speaker 5: fact that you're still so I mean, you look like

803
00:35:55,440 --> 00:35:56,319
Speaker 5: you could still play down.

804
00:35:56,480 --> 00:36:01,880
Speaker 6: Yeah, happening. It's all about to look you know what.

805
00:36:02,080 --> 00:36:04,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm on TV every day and I got the

806
00:36:04,760 --> 00:36:06,880
Speaker 1: kind of friends that will, you know, let you know

807
00:36:06,920 --> 00:36:09,239
Speaker 1: if you ain't looking right. I don't know my friends

808
00:36:09,280 --> 00:36:10,880
Speaker 1: blowing on my phone. You know, you look like you

809
00:36:11,000 --> 00:36:12,480
Speaker 1: just gave up? Man, what's going on?

810
00:36:12,600 --> 00:36:12,799
Speaker 6: Well?

811
00:36:12,840 --> 00:36:15,279
Speaker 5: I remember, Yeah, I wonder what that's like. Oh, it

812
00:36:15,400 --> 00:36:16,879
Speaker 5: was very well, because it's very well.

813
00:36:16,920 --> 00:36:18,080
Speaker 2: I tell you all the time that you're getting a

814
00:36:18,080 --> 00:36:19,920
Speaker 2: little bit less. This little bit.

815
00:36:20,360 --> 00:36:22,359
Speaker 5: They some of these guys, they tell me we were

816
00:36:22,520 --> 00:36:24,120
Speaker 5: we were on tour together in the UK and.

817
00:36:24,320 --> 00:36:26,359
Speaker 2: Some of these guys, Q said it, I do say it.

818
00:36:26,320 --> 00:36:30,360
Speaker 5: Don't jump in you look some of the things you said. Anyways,

819
00:36:30,800 --> 00:36:33,160
Speaker 5: I was on a big screen in the O tworey

820
00:36:33,160 --> 00:36:35,279
Speaker 5: and I come off end of the tour because every

821
00:36:35,360 --> 00:36:37,319
Speaker 5: night somebody else wants to go out drinking, and I'll go,

822
00:36:37,360 --> 00:36:40,279
Speaker 5: I'll go drinking every night and then he'll rest and

823
00:36:40,360 --> 00:36:43,440
Speaker 5: he'll you don't drink. But then the last night I'm

824
00:36:43,480 --> 00:36:46,120
Speaker 5: all like I guess Q said, I was like sweaty

825
00:36:46,280 --> 00:36:49,239
Speaker 5: and looked like bloated and I come off. He goes, hey, man,

826
00:36:49,480 --> 00:36:51,359
Speaker 5: I go hey, he goes, I go have a great show.

827
00:36:51,400 --> 00:36:52,840
Speaker 5: He goes, I just want to tell you something. You

828
00:36:52,880 --> 00:36:54,680
Speaker 5: might want to turn it down. I'm like, what are

829
00:36:54,680 --> 00:36:56,399
Speaker 5: you talking about? And he took me out like seven

830
00:36:56,400 --> 00:37:00,200
Speaker 5: of the nights. He goes, you look slimy. It was

831
00:37:00,200 --> 00:37:02,120
Speaker 5: like slimy, slimy.

832
00:37:02,280 --> 00:37:05,239
Speaker 12: I've never been heard like so many words like a

833
00:37:05,280 --> 00:37:11,040
Speaker 12: frog or totally like yeah, Asian seven but god damn, like,

834
00:37:11,080 --> 00:37:13,080
Speaker 12: give me a little friend, I.

835
00:37:17,840 --> 00:37:18,080
Speaker 6: Musk.

836
00:37:18,360 --> 00:37:18,920
Speaker 5: I've gotten that.

837
00:37:19,080 --> 00:37:20,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

838
00:37:20,360 --> 00:37:22,280
Speaker 5: Let's get let's try to help somebody.

839
00:37:22,320 --> 00:37:23,080
Speaker 2: Okay.

840
00:37:23,280 --> 00:37:27,040
Speaker 10: So Shane's guys a Lemma, Shane's in the UK apro po. Hey, guys,

841
00:37:27,040 --> 00:37:28,719
Speaker 10: are recently found out I'm going to be a dad

842
00:37:28,760 --> 00:37:31,359
Speaker 10: for the first time. I'm get four years old. As

843
00:37:31,360 --> 00:37:33,960
Speaker 10: excited as I am, I'm also very nervous. I have

844
00:37:34,040 --> 00:37:35,799
Speaker 10: all sorts of things going through my head and I'm

845
00:37:35,840 --> 00:37:38,279
Speaker 10: trying to get out a lot of anxiety. I don't

846
00:37:38,280 --> 00:37:39,600
Speaker 10: want to feel this way. I know a lot of

847
00:37:39,600 --> 00:37:41,880
Speaker 10: people say becoming a parent is the best thing in

848
00:37:41,880 --> 00:37:43,759
Speaker 10: the world, and I want to feel that way too.

849
00:37:44,000 --> 00:37:46,120
Speaker 10: I'm sure any advice from the Moms would be help

850
00:37:46,360 --> 00:37:48,440
Speaker 10: ease my anxiety. Love the show from.

851
00:37:48,280 --> 00:37:51,120
Speaker 1: Shane from the UK Oldest Shane forty.

852
00:37:50,880 --> 00:37:53,919
Speaker 2: Three forty three Wow Wow gotten the game late? Yeah, yeah,

853
00:37:54,320 --> 00:37:56,759
Speaker 2: I have my first kid forty nine. Sorry, I had

854
00:37:56,800 --> 00:37:57,839
Speaker 2: my first kid thirty nine.

855
00:37:57,920 --> 00:37:58,480
Speaker 6: Thirty nine.

856
00:37:58,600 --> 00:37:59,879
Speaker 2: The biggest thing, and I.

857
00:37:59,760 --> 00:38:01,520
Speaker 3: Say it's a lot of new dads, we get this

858
00:38:01,840 --> 00:38:03,000
Speaker 3: kind of stuff a lot. But I think I think

859
00:38:03,000 --> 00:38:04,319
Speaker 3: the biggest thing is that you're not going to get

860
00:38:04,320 --> 00:38:06,640
Speaker 3: it right and nobody knows the right way to do it.

861
00:38:06,640 --> 00:38:08,640
Speaker 3: I think you just need to do the best you can. Yeah,

862
00:38:08,640 --> 00:38:10,560
Speaker 3: because your comparison is going to be the worst enemy.

863
00:38:10,600 --> 00:38:13,400
Speaker 3: I think you compare a lot of the way it is,

864
00:38:13,440 --> 00:38:15,239
Speaker 3: and if you had a good dad, if you try

865
00:38:15,280 --> 00:38:16,879
Speaker 3: to emulate that as best you can, Like it sounds

866
00:38:16,920 --> 00:38:18,880
Speaker 3: like my dad was great, you know, Like if you

867
00:38:18,920 --> 00:38:20,360
Speaker 3: have a good dad, if you try to emulate that,

868
00:38:20,440 --> 00:38:23,279
Speaker 3: I think that's that's your best roadmap to success.

869
00:38:23,719 --> 00:38:26,120
Speaker 5: I think being forty three to two, you really know

870
00:38:26,200 --> 00:38:28,760
Speaker 5: who you are. You have a great sense of your identity,

871
00:38:28,840 --> 00:38:30,560
Speaker 5: so I think you're going to be a lot more

872
00:38:30,600 --> 00:38:33,520
Speaker 5: comfortable as a parent as opposed to being twenty three.

873
00:38:34,040 --> 00:38:35,960
Speaker 5: Still kind of finding your voice and your identity in

874
00:38:35,960 --> 00:38:36,239
Speaker 5: the world.

875
00:38:36,360 --> 00:38:37,400
Speaker 1: So I think.

876
00:38:38,120 --> 00:38:40,479
Speaker 5: He's got a lot more, he's got a lot less

877
00:38:40,480 --> 00:38:41,400
Speaker 5: to be nervous about it.

878
00:38:41,600 --> 00:38:43,759
Speaker 1: I think yeah, because I think he has probably of

879
00:38:43,800 --> 00:38:46,400
Speaker 1: security that you don't have when you're young and other things.

880
00:38:47,280 --> 00:38:49,960
Speaker 1: And I do agree with you, Just they don't come

881
00:38:49,960 --> 00:38:52,320
Speaker 1: with a manual, right, and then you have the baby

882
00:38:52,320 --> 00:38:53,480
Speaker 1: and next thing you know, a day or two you're

883
00:38:53,480 --> 00:38:56,600
Speaker 1: at home with this little baby and figure this thing out.

884
00:38:56,719 --> 00:39:00,000
Speaker 6: Yeah, but just yeah, do the best you can.

885
00:39:00,080 --> 00:39:04,160
Speaker 1: Hand loved them, and there's a responsibility to it all

886
00:39:04,280 --> 00:39:07,400
Speaker 1: because you realize the way and things that they're going

887
00:39:07,480 --> 00:39:10,440
Speaker 1: to learn, or the way in which they treat people

888
00:39:10,440 --> 00:39:12,040
Speaker 1: and how they are in society in a lot of

889
00:39:12,080 --> 00:39:14,680
Speaker 1: ways is depending on how you raise them. Because I

890
00:39:14,719 --> 00:39:16,440
Speaker 1: do things that my dad did and I'm like, oh

891
00:39:16,480 --> 00:39:18,319
Speaker 1: my gosh, I never thought i'd pick up on that.

892
00:39:18,760 --> 00:39:20,760
Speaker 1: And even something I don't like that my dad didn't,

893
00:39:20,760 --> 00:39:23,560
Speaker 1: I would go, oh, gotcha, I said that, just like

894
00:39:23,600 --> 00:39:24,399
Speaker 1: he was saying that.

895
00:39:24,719 --> 00:39:27,680
Speaker 2: Right, Just be telling them advice whenever the asp.

896
00:39:27,520 --> 00:39:29,520
Speaker 1: Fort But it made me realize, though, how much of

897
00:39:29,560 --> 00:39:31,600
Speaker 1: an influence you have on your kids, even when you

898
00:39:31,600 --> 00:39:34,919
Speaker 1: think they're not watching. So Yeah, that's it's a great

899
00:39:34,920 --> 00:39:38,480
Speaker 1: responsibility though. I'm being a father's like the biggest joy

900
00:39:38,760 --> 00:39:40,719
Speaker 1: that you can have in your life and makes you

901
00:39:40,800 --> 00:39:43,799
Speaker 1: realize in a lot of way something special about being

902
00:39:43,840 --> 00:39:47,840
Speaker 1: on this planet. It's passing along something from yourself.

903
00:39:47,920 --> 00:39:50,399
Speaker 3: Yeah, for sure, I will say though at forty three,

904
00:39:50,400 --> 00:39:51,279
Speaker 3: Shane Clock's tacking.

905
00:39:52,160 --> 00:39:53,640
Speaker 13: Yeah, you're gonna want to make sure you make some

906
00:39:53,680 --> 00:39:56,439
Speaker 13: impacts because this guy's not throwing the baseball with the son.

907
00:39:57,520 --> 00:39:58,640
Speaker 13: We'll just put that out right now.

908
00:39:58,680 --> 00:40:00,479
Speaker 1: I just come again.

909
00:40:01,800 --> 00:40:03,799
Speaker 2: I'll watch I'll watch it, hit it off the take.

910
00:40:05,520 --> 00:40:07,120
Speaker 2: I'll be vocal from a launch chair.

911
00:40:07,320 --> 00:40:14,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, you too, awful, young man forty three, You're okay,

912
00:40:14,200 --> 00:40:17,120
Speaker 1: You'll be fine. When you go to graduate from high school,

913
00:40:17,160 --> 00:40:19,160
Speaker 1: they will not say, oh, you brought your grandfather.

914
00:40:20,120 --> 00:40:22,279
Speaker 6: They will say you brought your father. Yeah.

915
00:40:22,480 --> 00:40:24,000
Speaker 2: Make sure you wear a name tag that says I'm

916
00:40:24,000 --> 00:40:24,319
Speaker 2: the dad.

917
00:40:25,480 --> 00:40:26,040
Speaker 6: Daddy's here.

918
00:40:26,120 --> 00:40:34,399
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, good, Mike's like, who else can we solve

919
00:40:34,440 --> 00:40:34,960
Speaker 3: a problem?

920
00:40:35,000 --> 00:40:36,040
Speaker 10: For? See?

921
00:40:36,080 --> 00:40:39,560
Speaker 2: A lot of a lot of it was good successful.

922
00:40:39,560 --> 00:40:40,719
Speaker 5: I want to do another quick one here.

923
00:40:40,800 --> 00:40:43,480
Speaker 10: This is another would you rather Would you rather have

924
00:40:43,560 --> 00:40:46,360
Speaker 10: the ability to see ten minutes into the future or

925
00:40:46,400 --> 00:40:48,400
Speaker 10: one hundred and fifty years into the future.

926
00:40:48,719 --> 00:40:50,359
Speaker 2: Oh, ten minutes in the future.

927
00:40:50,480 --> 00:40:51,160
Speaker 9: Hundred fift minutes.

928
00:40:51,680 --> 00:40:53,160
Speaker 5: I'm not a gambler, so I'd say one hundred and

929
00:40:53,160 --> 00:40:56,479
Speaker 5: fifty years into the future. I'm always fascinated those books

930
00:40:56,520 --> 00:40:59,319
Speaker 5: where they detail what will happen one hundred years from now.

931
00:40:59,560 --> 00:41:02,480
Speaker 5: I'd love to know. Do we have flying cars yet?

932
00:41:02,960 --> 00:41:05,960
Speaker 5: Are we civilized on Mars? I'd love to know those things,

933
00:41:06,000 --> 00:41:09,080
Speaker 5: and I hope I get to live long enough to

934
00:41:09,080 --> 00:41:13,040
Speaker 5: see those things. But I know you, I mean, you loveable.

935
00:41:13,040 --> 00:41:15,360
Speaker 2: I would love to know what's going out in ten minutes.

936
00:41:15,520 --> 00:41:17,200
Speaker 3: I think I would use the ten minutes for evil, though,

937
00:41:17,200 --> 00:41:18,799
Speaker 3: so I'd be worried about that. I think I would

938
00:41:18,840 --> 00:41:21,000
Speaker 3: wanted to go the one fifty but the ten minutes

939
00:41:21,000 --> 00:41:24,480
Speaker 3: you could definitely affect your life and a bigger impact.

940
00:41:24,480 --> 00:41:26,600
Speaker 2: But I feel like the temptation would be too big

941
00:41:26,960 --> 00:41:28,560
Speaker 2: to know you're gonna know when you'll be dead, like

942
00:41:29,400 --> 00:41:30,959
Speaker 2: nine minutes, Like it's just see black.

943
00:41:30,960 --> 00:41:36,680
Speaker 3: You're like, wait a minute, the anxiety of ten minutes.

944
00:41:37,080 --> 00:41:38,680
Speaker 1: I'm thinking about if I can see ten minutes, give

945
00:41:38,719 --> 00:41:40,479
Speaker 1: me an guy. Yeah, if I can see one hundred

946
00:41:40,520 --> 00:41:43,600
Speaker 1: and fifty years, But I need to see all one

947
00:41:43,600 --> 00:41:46,200
Speaker 1: fifty like I can go, okay, take me out five years.

948
00:41:46,280 --> 00:41:47,760
Speaker 6: I want to be able to see the whole linear

949
00:41:48,200 --> 00:41:49,200
Speaker 6: yeah fifty.

950
00:41:48,960 --> 00:41:52,320
Speaker 1: Yeah, that way, I'll be like, yo, kids, this is

951
00:41:52,360 --> 00:41:52,960
Speaker 1: what would go.

952
00:41:53,000 --> 00:41:57,560
Speaker 6: Buy stop, his company's gonna be hot. Yes years the

953
00:41:57,560 --> 00:41:58,640
Speaker 6: family like the Rocke.

954
00:41:58,520 --> 00:42:01,920
Speaker 5: Femly straight on every building everywhere.

955
00:42:09,080 --> 00:42:11,480
Speaker 2: I would say, the one fifty, it's got to be linear.

956
00:42:11,560 --> 00:42:12,360
Speaker 6: That's a big thing for you.

957
00:42:12,440 --> 00:42:14,080
Speaker 2: Imagine you just get to see what happened to one

958
00:42:14,160 --> 00:42:15,319
Speaker 2: you know, and know how we got there. I want

959
00:42:15,320 --> 00:42:16,000
Speaker 2: to know how we got.

960
00:42:16,280 --> 00:42:16,680
Speaker 6: We got there.

961
00:42:16,880 --> 00:42:18,319
Speaker 5: If you get to one hundred and fifty and it's

962
00:42:18,320 --> 00:42:21,800
Speaker 5: just Earth is just a crater. Climate change actually did envelope?

963
00:42:22,040 --> 00:42:22,399
Speaker 5: Who knows?

964
00:42:22,719 --> 00:42:24,520
Speaker 6: When you're pissed, you're like, damn it, I should have

965
00:42:24,520 --> 00:42:28,000
Speaker 6: went back started living now, see when it was still here.

966
00:42:28,160 --> 00:42:30,839
Speaker 3: Just see like a frog on a rock and fifty

967
00:42:30,880 --> 00:42:32,120
Speaker 3: years like what what?

968
00:42:32,160 --> 00:42:35,960
Speaker 1: Well? But ten minutes, what would you do if you

969
00:42:36,040 --> 00:42:38,239
Speaker 1: saw like ten minutes? And what do you think you

970
00:42:38,239 --> 00:42:40,320
Speaker 1: would see in ten Like think about.

971
00:42:40,280 --> 00:42:41,240
Speaker 2: I go right to a casino.

972
00:42:41,760 --> 00:42:43,120
Speaker 3: I go right to a casino, and I make it

973
00:42:43,239 --> 00:42:45,879
Speaker 3: the Gatto Rockefella situation in ten minutes, like a craps table.

974
00:42:45,920 --> 00:42:47,960
Speaker 2: Now, what's coming up? Forget it? That's right, that's where

975
00:42:48,160 --> 00:42:49,080
Speaker 2: my mind went first.

976
00:42:49,120 --> 00:42:52,880
Speaker 3: I would also probably say I would like if I

977
00:42:52,880 --> 00:42:55,040
Speaker 3: don't want to see like the end of a game,

978
00:42:55,239 --> 00:42:56,920
Speaker 3: No offense to the athlete, but sometimes it gets a

979
00:42:56,920 --> 00:42:57,799
Speaker 3: little boring at the end.

980
00:42:58,000 --> 00:43:01,359
Speaker 6: And I watched on bored watching them too, so I.

981
00:43:01,360 --> 00:43:03,000
Speaker 1: Just love like who won? Okay, got it?

982
00:43:03,239 --> 00:43:03,400
Speaker 6: You know?

983
00:43:03,560 --> 00:43:05,440
Speaker 3: But I think the ten minutes in my mind went

984
00:43:05,520 --> 00:43:08,000
Speaker 3: right to like a casino or anything a gambling where

985
00:43:08,040 --> 00:43:09,040
Speaker 3: you could see yeah, because.

986
00:43:08,840 --> 00:43:11,359
Speaker 1: You can't buy a lotto ticket ten minutes before you now,

987
00:43:12,360 --> 00:43:13,600
Speaker 1: Because that way I could do it. I don't even

988
00:43:13,640 --> 00:43:15,160
Speaker 1: have to go to a casino and just can knock

989
00:43:15,160 --> 00:43:16,960
Speaker 1: it out from home on the couch with an Apple.

990
00:43:17,239 --> 00:43:18,479
Speaker 5: Yeah, for sure.

991
00:43:18,719 --> 00:43:20,799
Speaker 2: Oh the app would be great.

992
00:43:21,000 --> 00:43:23,360
Speaker 1: Oh ten minutes, man, I wouldn't even tell people, I

993
00:43:23,719 --> 00:43:25,239
Speaker 1: tell any if I could see ten minutes, I would

994
00:43:25,239 --> 00:43:25,799
Speaker 1: just start naming.

995
00:43:26,080 --> 00:43:27,480
Speaker 6: Oh wait, watch out, you may trip.

996
00:43:27,680 --> 00:43:33,799
Speaker 2: Yeah, I always have my phone right now, you go

997
00:43:33,960 --> 00:43:37,600
Speaker 2: viral with all your trust me? Why are you telling

998
00:43:37,600 --> 00:43:39,759
Speaker 2: that old lady trust me? That's gonna be great.

999
00:43:40,120 --> 00:43:42,120
Speaker 3: I would The only other thing that think about ten

1000
00:43:42,160 --> 00:43:44,200
Speaker 3: minutes would be I would maybe would invite a lot

1001
00:43:44,200 --> 00:43:46,919
Speaker 3: of people I don't like to dinner and then ruin

1002
00:43:46,960 --> 00:43:48,759
Speaker 3: the end of everybody's stories, like when they're telling the

1003
00:43:48,760 --> 00:43:51,879
Speaker 3: big stories, be.

1004
00:43:51,920 --> 00:43:54,160
Speaker 2: Like yeah, yeah, and then they came home. You know,

1005
00:43:54,800 --> 00:43:57,040
Speaker 2: shut up, Tim, you know what I mean.

1006
00:43:57,080 --> 00:43:59,440
Speaker 3: I think that'd be evil too, So I think I

1007
00:43:59,600 --> 00:44:01,960
Speaker 3: had to go hundred fifty years to keep myself nice.

1008
00:44:01,920 --> 00:44:03,120
Speaker 5: To ruin their stories.

1009
00:44:03,320 --> 00:44:04,359
Speaker 6: It's so funny.

1010
00:44:04,880 --> 00:44:08,160
Speaker 5: Yeah, I would love to use it for like like

1011
00:44:08,239 --> 00:44:09,320
Speaker 5: election night or something.

1012
00:44:09,960 --> 00:44:10,160
Speaker 9: Yeah.

1013
00:44:11,520 --> 00:44:14,600
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'd be like the new Nate Silver before.

1014
00:44:14,840 --> 00:44:15,560
Speaker 1: How do you know?

1015
00:44:15,640 --> 00:44:16,719
Speaker 2: How does he do it?

1016
00:44:16,719 --> 00:44:18,160
Speaker 1: It's just like guys, justition.

1017
00:44:18,400 --> 00:44:19,919
Speaker 5: I don't know, but it'd be kind of cool.

1018
00:44:19,920 --> 00:44:21,640
Speaker 6: So that would be good every states.

1019
00:44:22,680 --> 00:44:25,800
Speaker 2: Yeah, talking listen to animals.

1020
00:44:26,680 --> 00:44:27,400
Speaker 5: But then I just do the.

1021
00:44:27,400 --> 00:44:29,440
Speaker 1: Linear one fifty then yeah, for sure, how would I

1022
00:44:29,480 --> 00:44:29,680
Speaker 1: do that?

1023
00:44:29,760 --> 00:44:30,200
Speaker 6: Yeah?

1024
00:44:30,200 --> 00:44:34,080
Speaker 5: Ten minutes for gambling sports gambling, one hundred percent sure.

1025
00:44:35,840 --> 00:44:37,839
Speaker 6: I know nothing about sports gambling.

1026
00:44:38,520 --> 00:44:41,080
Speaker 1: For the record, we.

1027
00:44:41,040 --> 00:44:45,160
Speaker 10: Have a question from Curtis uh. He is a parent

1028
00:44:45,239 --> 00:44:47,479
Speaker 10: of two and how he asked, how do you curb

1029
00:44:47,560 --> 00:44:51,520
Speaker 10: jealousy amongst siblings? His kids are one in three years old,

1030
00:44:51,680 --> 00:44:53,200
Speaker 10: and as they get older, it feels like it's going

1031
00:44:53,239 --> 00:44:55,920
Speaker 10: to be tougher. How do you curb jealousy amongst siblings?

1032
00:44:55,960 --> 00:44:58,240
Speaker 6: Man, he's starting one and three and are already jealous.

1033
00:44:58,440 --> 00:44:59,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's weird.

1034
00:44:59,400 --> 00:45:01,640
Speaker 2: People of the time with them affection. I could see that.

1035
00:45:01,680 --> 00:45:03,680
Speaker 3: I know when my daughter was younger and I was

1036
00:45:03,680 --> 00:45:05,360
Speaker 3: I was like holding my son a little bit, she

1037
00:45:05,400 --> 00:45:07,640
Speaker 3: would be like, come on the lap and stuff too,

1038
00:45:07,640 --> 00:45:10,400
Speaker 3: to be like, oh what about me? I think you

1039
00:45:10,440 --> 00:45:11,839
Speaker 3: have to pick a favorite and let them know who's

1040
00:45:11,880 --> 00:45:14,440
Speaker 3: the favorite, right.

1041
00:45:14,320 --> 00:45:16,120
Speaker 2: I mean that's the only way to parent. Well, you

1042
00:45:16,239 --> 00:45:19,279
Speaker 2: let them fight it out. I mean right, that's the

1043
00:45:19,280 --> 00:45:19,920
Speaker 2: way you do it.

1044
00:45:20,200 --> 00:45:23,120
Speaker 3: You want to be better your baby boxing gloves, go

1045
00:45:23,200 --> 00:45:23,480
Speaker 3: at it.

1046
00:45:26,239 --> 00:45:26,680
Speaker 6: I think.

1047
00:45:28,200 --> 00:45:29,680
Speaker 2: It let's see where daddy's love.

1048
00:45:29,920 --> 00:45:33,640
Speaker 3: No, I would say probably just uh be mindful of it, right,

1049
00:45:33,640 --> 00:45:35,560
Speaker 3: don't promote jealousy, right, you gotta.

1050
00:45:36,480 --> 00:45:40,319
Speaker 1: Be mindful one two As a parent, I think if

1051
00:45:40,360 --> 00:45:42,200
Speaker 1: it comes to time with the parent, make sure you

1052
00:45:42,239 --> 00:45:45,239
Speaker 1: spend time individually. Yeah, I think that that's important both

1053
00:45:45,320 --> 00:45:50,919
Speaker 1: know and and when it comes to things like it's

1054
00:45:51,000 --> 00:45:54,000
Speaker 1: kind of harded one gets something the other one wants something.

1055
00:45:54,120 --> 00:45:58,279
Speaker 1: It's like yank tit for tat, yank for yang. Yeah.

1056
00:45:58,280 --> 00:45:59,480
Speaker 6: I don't know how you do with that, just buy

1057
00:45:59,520 --> 00:45:59,839
Speaker 6: them both.

1058
00:46:00,520 --> 00:46:02,960
Speaker 3: Yeah, I've been teaching I've been teaching my kids that

1059
00:46:03,080 --> 00:46:06,600
Speaker 3: now that one gets something, it's okay, you'll get something

1060
00:46:06,600 --> 00:46:09,279
Speaker 3: at another time. They'll be even out eventually, and just

1061
00:46:09,800 --> 00:46:11,960
Speaker 3: trying to show them because my kids are nine and seven,

1062
00:46:12,080 --> 00:46:14,880
Speaker 3: so about like fairness, like it'll all shake.

1063
00:46:14,640 --> 00:46:15,919
Speaker 2: Out of the end, it'll be fair.

1064
00:46:16,400 --> 00:46:19,920
Speaker 3: And I think that's important because you got to let

1065
00:46:19,920 --> 00:46:21,320
Speaker 3: them know they're not always they're.

1066
00:46:21,120 --> 00:46:22,640
Speaker 2: Going to win in life or whatever.

1067
00:46:22,760 --> 00:46:24,000
Speaker 6: I think that's that's kind of hard.

1068
00:46:24,160 --> 00:46:25,640
Speaker 3: That's probably one of the hardest lessons I think I'm

1069
00:46:25,640 --> 00:46:28,840
Speaker 3: dealing with now is fairness with the kids. It's like

1070
00:46:29,120 --> 00:46:31,000
Speaker 3: it's not always going to be fair, but hopefully it'll

1071
00:46:31,040 --> 00:46:32,680
Speaker 3: all shake out at one point you'll feel like.

1072
00:46:32,680 --> 00:46:34,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think you got it. But that's also like

1073
00:46:35,480 --> 00:46:38,719
Speaker 1: society has changed so much. Yeah, you show up, I

1074
00:46:38,719 --> 00:46:41,040
Speaker 1: get sports, You show up, you get a trophy? Yeah, right,

1075
00:46:41,120 --> 00:46:44,160
Speaker 1: Like they play games and no one keeps scoring, no

1076
00:46:44,200 --> 00:46:44,640
Speaker 1: one can.

1077
00:46:44,520 --> 00:46:48,399
Speaker 6: Lose, right right, Like you lose.

1078
00:46:48,480 --> 00:46:52,200
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, but losing made you want to win? Yeah, Yeah,

1079
00:46:52,560 --> 00:46:55,120
Speaker 1: you don't want that feeling of losing. And just because

1080
00:46:55,160 --> 00:46:57,400
Speaker 1: you show up, you don't get a trophy just for

1081
00:46:57,480 --> 00:47:00,560
Speaker 1: showing up. I would if you grew up and you

1082
00:47:00,600 --> 00:47:02,239
Speaker 1: looked in your trophy Kate as a kid and it's

1083
00:47:02,320 --> 00:47:06,000
Speaker 1: like participated, participated, participated.

1084
00:47:05,520 --> 00:47:06,600
Speaker 6: Give me disappointed.

1085
00:47:06,680 --> 00:47:08,360
Speaker 1: Like yeah, when you walk in there and it's like okay,

1086
00:47:08,400 --> 00:47:10,680
Speaker 1: first place, second place to look at and you go,

1087
00:47:10,840 --> 00:47:13,360
Speaker 1: damn it, I won first. Yeah, then this is the

1088
00:47:13,360 --> 00:47:15,439
Speaker 1: one that you got first, and you're like, okay, now

1089
00:47:15,480 --> 00:47:17,279
Speaker 1: I worked hard for the get to that level. I

1090
00:47:17,280 --> 00:47:19,959
Speaker 1: think you always there needs to be something where you

1091
00:47:20,160 --> 00:47:20,840
Speaker 1: understand it.

1092
00:47:20,920 --> 00:47:22,239
Speaker 6: There are you.

1093
00:47:22,120 --> 00:47:25,680
Speaker 1: Know, levels of achievement, level achievement, yeah, and things like that,

1094
00:47:25,880 --> 00:47:29,120
Speaker 1: and that everybody doesn't always win playing something.

1095
00:47:29,200 --> 00:47:29,560
Speaker 2: Yeah.

1096
00:47:29,640 --> 00:47:32,239
Speaker 1: Yeah, I was dealing with this actually just the other day.

1097
00:47:32,320 --> 00:47:38,040
Speaker 5: My daughter, she's you know, seventh grade, she's on varsity soccer,

1098
00:47:38,280 --> 00:47:40,200
Speaker 5: and so she played in the first varsity game. So

1099
00:47:40,280 --> 00:47:42,520
Speaker 5: I was I was happened to be home, thank god,

1100
00:47:42,600 --> 00:47:44,719
Speaker 5: and I saw her. She had a hat trick and

1101
00:47:44,760 --> 00:47:47,319
Speaker 5: she scored with a minute left to get the hat trick.

1102
00:47:47,840 --> 00:47:51,319
Speaker 5: And the day two days before that, she scored the

1103
00:47:51,360 --> 00:47:55,120
Speaker 5: game winning goal with a minute left and she had

1104
00:47:55,160 --> 00:47:57,319
Speaker 5: both goals to win the game. So she she had

1105
00:47:57,360 --> 00:47:59,520
Speaker 5: like five goals. So my wife and I are driving

1106
00:47:59,600 --> 00:48:01,680
Speaker 5: we're talking about, We're like live, this is great, this

1107
00:48:02,280 --> 00:48:03,880
Speaker 5: and he did this and I wasn't there for that,

1108
00:48:03,880 --> 00:48:06,120
Speaker 5: but that's awesome and you get this and that was awesome.

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00:48:06,320 --> 00:48:09,560
Speaker 5: And I could see my son, you know, and he

1110
00:48:09,680 --> 00:48:12,200
Speaker 5: you know, you could see like the jealousy percolate, and

1111
00:48:12,200 --> 00:48:14,040
Speaker 5: and part of me wants to be like and Ken,

1112
00:48:14,160 --> 00:48:17,880
Speaker 5: you'll you'll be great at tuba. Like you don't. You

1113
00:48:17,920 --> 00:48:21,239
Speaker 5: don't have the physical attributes and gifts that your sister has.

1114
00:48:21,320 --> 00:48:24,839
Speaker 5: But yeah, but then it goes back to you know,

1115
00:48:24,960 --> 00:48:27,560
Speaker 5: and you your team was undefeated in baseball, and he's like,

1116
00:48:27,600 --> 00:48:29,360
Speaker 5: I know, but this year we're not. And I'm like,

1117
00:48:29,400 --> 00:48:31,040
Speaker 5: I know, but you did something that was pretty cool.

1118
00:48:31,320 --> 00:48:35,200
Speaker 5: But again, I think I'm trying to be aware to

1119
00:48:35,280 --> 00:48:37,800
Speaker 5: make sure that the scales are balanced in terms of adoration,

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Speaker 5: even in those moments. But but yeah, he's he's gonna.

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Speaker 1: Be in band. He's very emotionally aware.

1122
00:48:46,880 --> 00:48:51,160
Speaker 3: Yeah, he's like you.

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Speaker 5: That participation trophy thing. I thought that was at me.

1124
00:48:55,640 --> 00:48:57,719
Speaker 5: But failure is the greatest lesson I think in line.

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00:48:57,719 --> 00:49:01,920
Speaker 5: Now I think it really.

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Speaker 1: You know, oh boy, wow, I mean damn, if anybody

1127
00:49:09,239 --> 00:49:10,120
Speaker 1: knows it, it's our boy.

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Speaker 2: Steve but I won't tell you this though.

1129
00:49:12,320 --> 00:49:16,440
Speaker 1: I never like success, was never a motivator like I did.

1130
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Speaker 1: I didn't play and go okay, I'm I can't wait

1131
00:49:19,040 --> 00:49:21,400
Speaker 1: for all the spoils of success. I was more afraid

1132
00:49:21,400 --> 00:49:23,960
Speaker 1: to fail. I was more afraid to disappoint. I was

1133
00:49:24,000 --> 00:49:26,880
Speaker 1: more afraid not to show up and be great and

1134
00:49:26,960 --> 00:49:31,680
Speaker 1: like live up to the expectations that were.

1135
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Speaker 6: Put on me.

1136
00:49:31,600 --> 00:49:33,719
Speaker 1: And that was always my thing. Fear of failure for

1137
00:49:33,880 --> 00:49:36,280
Speaker 1: me with a bigger motivator than anything.

1138
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Speaker 5: Yeah, you watch it, like I just finished that Derek

1139
00:49:39,600 --> 00:49:42,239
Speaker 5: Jeter doc and I've seen the Jordan Want. Everybody had

1140
00:49:42,280 --> 00:49:44,880
Speaker 5: seen Less Dance, And what you come away with is

1141
00:49:44,960 --> 00:49:49,240
Speaker 5: those guys achieved greatness because it almost seemed like they

1142
00:49:50,080 --> 00:49:55,080
Speaker 5: had a bigger hatred of failure more than an appreciation

1143
00:49:55,200 --> 00:49:58,160
Speaker 5: of success. And like Jeter was like, yeah, we won,

1144
00:49:58,280 --> 00:50:01,399
Speaker 5: but there's still nights. I think about that game, Boo,

1145
00:50:01,800 --> 00:50:05,520
Speaker 5: and it's like, Godlee. I mean, comedy is a professional

1146
00:50:05,600 --> 00:50:08,040
Speaker 5: failure when you see sixty minutes, when you see an

1147
00:50:08,080 --> 00:50:10,960
Speaker 5: hour special, that's sixty minutes of jokes that work. You

1148
00:50:10,960 --> 00:50:14,880
Speaker 5: don't see the six hundred minutes of jokes that didn't work.

1149
00:50:14,920 --> 00:50:17,200
Speaker 5: Because every one joke that works, there's nine that did.

1150
00:50:17,320 --> 00:50:20,000
Speaker 5: That's always the equation that it boils down to. And

1151
00:50:20,080 --> 00:50:22,600
Speaker 5: you don't see the toil. You don't see the just

1152
00:50:22,719 --> 00:50:26,799
Speaker 5: the getting racked publicly and humiliate, you know, just like

1153
00:50:26,920 --> 00:50:28,920
Speaker 5: it is what it is. But that's part of it,

1154
00:50:28,960 --> 00:50:31,160
Speaker 5: is the drive to get to connect on that one

1155
00:50:31,200 --> 00:50:33,720
Speaker 5: where it's like for sure that one worked. Wow, Okay,

1156
00:50:34,640 --> 00:50:35,759
Speaker 5: you gotta be built for that.

1157
00:50:35,840 --> 00:50:36,000
Speaker 6: Man.

1158
00:50:36,600 --> 00:50:38,440
Speaker 1: Honestly, I mean honest, when you say you're nick to

1159
00:50:38,480 --> 00:50:42,719
Speaker 1: you too, something got to be mentally wrong with you.

1160
00:50:42,719 --> 00:50:44,000
Speaker 2: You didn't even have to be saying to me to

1161
00:50:44,000 --> 00:50:44,279
Speaker 2: know that.

1162
00:50:45,160 --> 00:50:48,400
Speaker 1: I mean to be like getting that that instant, constant

1163
00:50:48,440 --> 00:50:51,279
Speaker 1: rejection and then like one hit you're like, oh yeah

1164
00:50:52,680 --> 00:50:56,400
Speaker 1: I've hit over the head twenty times. Something else to

1165
00:50:56,480 --> 00:50:58,279
Speaker 1: keep me going, I've got like golf, I guess you

1166
00:50:58,320 --> 00:51:02,040
Speaker 1: hit one bit shot and you sank twenty more coming back.

1167
00:51:02,200 --> 00:51:02,480
Speaker 6: Yeah.

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00:51:02,560 --> 00:51:06,240
Speaker 13: Yeah, but God bless you guys would especially in football,

1169
00:51:06,280 --> 00:51:08,560
Speaker 13: because I think we all sit around Sunday, we all

1170
00:51:08,560 --> 00:51:09,400
Speaker 13: sit around Monday.

1171
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Speaker 5: We love it, but I know that that that that's

1172
00:51:13,520 --> 00:51:18,759
Speaker 5: that Monday or Tuesday, the just the physical pain that

1173
00:51:18,800 --> 00:51:21,120
Speaker 5: you guys deal with on a you know, on a

1174
00:51:21,160 --> 00:51:23,160
Speaker 5: weekly basis or what you had done over the course

1175
00:51:23,160 --> 00:51:25,520
Speaker 5: of your career. It's like I think, like as much

1176
00:51:25,520 --> 00:51:28,879
Speaker 5: as I love to cheer on, I'm always still like appreciative,

1177
00:51:28,960 --> 00:51:32,200
Speaker 5: like like of somebody who's serving your country or something like, like,

1178
00:51:32,280 --> 00:51:35,720
Speaker 5: I still have a lot of appreciation for football players

1179
00:51:35,760 --> 00:51:38,919
Speaker 5: more than any other sport because it's that one week.

1180
00:51:38,920 --> 00:51:40,680
Speaker 5: It's almost like a week to recuperate.

1181
00:51:40,800 --> 00:51:43,080
Speaker 1: Yeah well yeah, and he couldn't play. I mean it's

1182
00:51:43,200 --> 00:51:45,640
Speaker 1: a tough week. Like as you get older. When you're young,

1183
00:51:45,680 --> 00:51:47,239
Speaker 1: you play a game, you win. Up the next morning,

1184
00:51:47,400 --> 00:51:49,160
Speaker 1: I can have too bad. I can play another game

1185
00:51:49,239 --> 00:51:53,280
Speaker 1: soon when you get older, Like for me my fifteenth year, I'm.

1186
00:51:53,040 --> 00:51:55,920
Speaker 6: Like hopefully about Sunday.

1187
00:51:56,760 --> 00:51:59,840
Speaker 1: Yeah, and then like Saturday, then your mind switching your

1188
00:52:00,080 --> 00:52:02,360
Speaker 1: they start to feel a little bit better. But I

1189
00:52:02,719 --> 00:52:05,840
Speaker 1: I was just I was talking somebody the other day

1190
00:52:06,000 --> 00:52:10,320
Speaker 1: that I think that's the thing that I watch guys

1191
00:52:10,360 --> 00:52:13,879
Speaker 1: now play and I respect these guys who play now.

1192
00:52:14,520 --> 00:52:17,960
Speaker 1: The one thing that drives me crazy it's when they

1193
00:52:18,000 --> 00:52:20,640
Speaker 1: take their jerseys off after the game on the field

1194
00:52:21,320 --> 00:52:25,279
Speaker 1: and they signed them to each other and then they like, hey,

1195
00:52:25,400 --> 00:52:34,600
Speaker 1: I'm like, one, are you just lost right? You're that happy, right,

1196
00:52:34,600 --> 00:52:37,840
Speaker 1: they meet him at the bus after, you know, do

1197
00:52:37,960 --> 00:52:41,160
Speaker 1: it there like that on the Oh, that would if

1198
00:52:42,120 --> 00:52:44,360
Speaker 1: I'm just kind more old school than that, if my

1199
00:52:44,520 --> 00:52:48,480
Speaker 1: mentality was completely different, like football to me was life

1200
00:52:48,520 --> 00:52:52,040
Speaker 1: or death, like every day I'm going out there every Sunday,

1201
00:52:52,840 --> 00:52:56,359
Speaker 1: I am you are not my friend. After the game,

1202
00:52:56,960 --> 00:52:59,719
Speaker 1: once I cool down, if we want to lost, then

1203
00:52:59,719 --> 00:53:02,200
Speaker 1: we can be cordial. But not right after saying we

1204
00:53:02,280 --> 00:53:04,319
Speaker 1: lost the game, you want to exchange your jersey, even

1205
00:53:04,320 --> 00:53:06,120
Speaker 1: if you ask me, I'm just gonna say you're not right.

1206
00:53:06,160 --> 00:53:06,799
Speaker 6: I'll see you.

1207
00:53:06,880 --> 00:53:09,399
Speaker 1: I'll see that by the bus or whatever, but I'm

1208
00:53:09,440 --> 00:53:12,000
Speaker 1: not gonna do it. That just eats me a lot. Yeah,

1209
00:53:12,040 --> 00:53:15,520
Speaker 1: that's what I can't fathom getting over lost that quickly,

1210
00:53:15,560 --> 00:53:16,440
Speaker 1: within seconds.

1211
00:53:16,760 --> 00:53:19,640
Speaker 5: But that mentality is why you're in the position you're at.

1212
00:53:19,719 --> 00:53:22,800
Speaker 5: That's why you will tell yourself to a higher standard

1213
00:53:23,239 --> 00:53:25,360
Speaker 5: and you expected a lot more of you.

1214
00:53:26,000 --> 00:53:26,320
Speaker 6: Problem.

1215
00:53:26,600 --> 00:53:30,960
Speaker 1: If my teammates did it, I would probably give your

1216
00:53:31,000 --> 00:53:31,359
Speaker 1: mouth shut.

1217
00:53:31,480 --> 00:53:33,600
Speaker 6: Right, No, I wouldn't. I wouldn't.

1218
00:53:33,600 --> 00:53:35,400
Speaker 1: I got ad other teammates it wouldn't be to keep

1219
00:53:35,400 --> 00:53:37,719
Speaker 1: their mind shut with that type of stuff either, to

1220
00:53:37,760 --> 00:53:40,279
Speaker 1: the point where I was I would literally like yo,

1221
00:53:40,400 --> 00:53:42,360
Speaker 1: I can't. I can't play with somebody like this. I

1222
00:53:43,080 --> 00:53:44,359
Speaker 1: let that if he kept doing it, let the coach.

1223
00:53:44,480 --> 00:53:46,719
Speaker 1: I can't play with this. G gotta go. He's gotta go.

1224
00:53:47,080 --> 00:53:47,520
Speaker 1: I gotta go.

1225
00:53:48,040 --> 00:53:49,560
Speaker 6: Yeah, take your pick.

1226
00:53:51,160 --> 00:53:52,400
Speaker 5: I got this Fox contract.

1227
00:53:52,440 --> 00:53:56,600
Speaker 2: Sitting in the drum man, you walk well that this

1228
00:53:56,680 --> 00:53:59,919
Speaker 2: has been awesome so much. That's that's what talking about.

1229
00:54:00,280 --> 00:54:02,279
Speaker 5: Obviously, if you want to talk about abortion rights or

1230
00:54:02,480 --> 00:54:03,640
Speaker 5: the Middle East and what.

1231
00:54:03,560 --> 00:54:08,200
Speaker 1: Are you crazy. I've been completely enjoying my time with

1232
00:54:08,239 --> 00:54:11,000
Speaker 1: two broke moms.

1233
00:54:11,560 --> 00:54:13,960
Speaker 5: I got to cast out here and then I watched

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Speaker 5: so we can.

1235
00:54:14,560 --> 00:54:17,920
Speaker 6: Yeah, no, I no, I appreciate you inviting me on. Man,

1236
00:54:17,960 --> 00:54:18,600
Speaker 6: it's been great.

1237
00:54:18,680 --> 00:54:20,600
Speaker 2: This is so you know you're saying you've always been

1238
00:54:20,640 --> 00:54:22,160
Speaker 2: so cool and you're awesome.

1239
00:54:22,239 --> 00:54:24,719
Speaker 3: So and I know you've got lots going on, and

1240
00:54:24,880 --> 00:54:26,759
Speaker 3: I always wanted to thank you for the comforts.

1241
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Speaker 2: Clothes I've everceived.

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Speaker 1: Great. They are the.

1243
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Speaker 2: Comfyist and I wore them to death. So I might

1244
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Speaker 2: have to hitch you up for some more, No.

1245
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Speaker 1: Problem, no problem, No, but I appreciate coming here. You

1246
00:54:38,000 --> 00:54:42,239
Speaker 1: got the great, You're funny, you're entertaining your potentially you know,

1247
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Speaker 1: liability magic.

1248
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Speaker 6: This is gonna be great.

1249
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Speaker 3: Nobody's gonna know what you're talking about.

1250
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Speaker 5: Can you tell us anything you're you're working on or

1251
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Speaker 5: anything you want?

1252
00:54:52,560 --> 00:54:54,279
Speaker 6: Man, what the heck am I working on?

1253
00:54:54,320 --> 00:54:56,040
Speaker 5: I'm always clothing brand.

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Speaker 6: I'm in the course. I got g m A.

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Speaker 1: Of course, I got you know Fox the Sunday We're

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Speaker 1: shooting one hundred thousand dollars Pyramid in January.

1257
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Speaker 2: You'll come back fine Sea.

1258
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Speaker 6: Oh yeah, come on back and win somebody some money.

1259
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Speaker 5: I love that.

1260
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Speaker 6: Of course.

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Speaker 1: I got my clothing line collection by Michael Strahan ms SEX.

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Speaker 1: And we just released the dog documentary Evolution of the

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Speaker 1: Black Quarterback on Amazon. We have another one coming out

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Speaker 1: next month, this Asian Quarterback.

1265
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Speaker 2: It's a formative short film.

1266
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Speaker 6: We just twenty second, sirch second? How long does this say?

1267
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Speaker 6: Never happened?

1268
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Speaker 2: There you go, It's just going, That's all it is.

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Speaker 1: Love this.

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Speaker 9: Oh.

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Speaker 1: We have the History of Black comedy that we have

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Speaker 1: really out this month. I'm hosted by Chris Spencer Tiffany

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Speaker 1: Hattish and we got all the guys in it, which

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Speaker 1: which she's really has been an incredible story to tell.

1275
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Speaker 1: But you know, we love all these things like people

1276
00:56:05,120 --> 00:56:07,319
Speaker 1: should know the history of quite a few things that

1277
00:56:07,360 --> 00:56:09,520
Speaker 1: they don't know about that we kind of take for granted.

1278
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Speaker 6: So that's fantastic.

1279
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Speaker 1: We've been on top of it with our production game

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Speaker 1: and it's great.

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Speaker 6: Yeah.

1282
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Speaker 5: When when does the the Comedy the State of Comedy?

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Speaker 6: That's this month October?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 6: Where at it? I have always going to be on Vice.

1286
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Speaker 5: Oh great, that's great.

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Speaker 3: All right, well, congratulations and of course like subscribe if

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1292
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Speaker 6: I'm looking at your face, you know what. I'm kind

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Speaker 6: of right down