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Speaker 1: It's another jubile phone frames on the twenties.

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Speaker 2: Dude, this is Scott. How can I help you today?

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Speaker 1: I would like to lodge a complaint. That's how you

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Speaker 1: can help me.

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Speaker 2: Okay.

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Speaker 1: So you said your name is Scott.

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Speaker 2: Yes, it is Scott.

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Speaker 1: I'm very upset. My name is Pete Eakins. Okay, Pete,

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Speaker 1: and I'm very upset.

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Speaker 2: Okay. What's the problem, Pete?

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Speaker 1: Well, I would first of all like the employee's name.

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Speaker 1: Who is the lama at your zoo?

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Speaker 2: I'm sorry? What was that again?

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Speaker 1: Whoever it is that is the lama at your zoo

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Speaker 1: spat on me when I was there yesterday?

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Speaker 2: Okay, okay, Pete. So are you saying an actual lama

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Speaker 2: spat on you or are you insinuating that one of

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Speaker 2: our employees spat on you?

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Speaker 1: Whoever the employee is that plays the lama, oh bat

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Speaker 1: on me?

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Speaker 2: Okay, Pete. That is an actual lama, Pete. That is

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Speaker 2: not somebody dressed up as a lama. That is an

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Speaker 2: actual lama at our zoo.

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Speaker 1: You're telling me that the lama at the zoo is

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Speaker 1: an animal? Yes, Pete, I'm very confused, sir.

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Speaker 2: Okay, I don't I don't know why you're confused, Pete.

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Speaker 2: It's very very simple. An actual lama spit on you, breathing.

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Speaker 1: No it didn't. I think it had a name tag.

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Speaker 2: It did not have a name tag.

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Speaker 1: None of it is at your establishment named Charles.

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Speaker 2: No, if you have given the lama a name, I

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Speaker 2: can't help that. But none of our lamas have name tags.

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Speaker 1: Hang on a second, Scott, because this is all now

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Speaker 1: information for me.

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Speaker 2: I don't know why this is so tough for you, Pete.

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Speaker 1: I'm just a little mind blown right now that I

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Speaker 1: thought I every zoo I've been to, I thought there

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Speaker 1: were people in costumes.

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Speaker 2: Okay, that is just not true, Pete. That has never happened,

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Speaker 2: is that history of mankind. I don't mean to sound

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Speaker 2: flippant here, Pete, but oh zoo on Earth has ever

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Speaker 2: had a person dressed up as an animal.

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Speaker 1: So you're telling me when I was there yesterday at your.

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Speaker 2: Zoo, when you were there yesterday, it was a real

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Speaker 2: lama that spit on you.

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Speaker 1: So you're also telling me that I'm made out with

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Speaker 1: an actual copy Barra.

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Speaker 2: Okay, you did what, Pete.

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Speaker 1: Well, I thought that it was people in costumes and

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Speaker 1: one of the copy borrows was getting a little nosey

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Speaker 1: with me, and I thought, why not so, but now

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Speaker 1: I'm a little I'm up. I'm kind of like worried.

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Speaker 1: Should I not have made out?

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Speaker 2: You should be worried, Pete. Okay, I don't know. I

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Speaker 2: don't know what you're trying to do here, Pete, and

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Speaker 2: I don't know what point you're trying to make.

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Speaker 1: Okay, if you kids, you just like a human, just

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Speaker 1: like my ex y.

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Speaker 2: All right, Pete, you know what I'm doing. Since you

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Speaker 2: called it and we have your phone number and I'm

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Speaker 2: writing your name and your phone number down, and since

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Speaker 2: you touched the animals, you were no longer allowed in

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Speaker 2: the zoo.

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Speaker 1: You don't touch the animals.

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Speaker 2: You kissed an animal. That is totally inappropriate. So Pete,

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Speaker 2: you are now no longer allowed at the zoo.

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Speaker 1: I thought it was a person in a copy bar

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Speaker 1: of costume trying to kiss me.

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Speaker 2: Okay, not that is not Pete. I'm gonna have to

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Speaker 2: hang up with you. I have other calls I have

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Speaker 2: to get to. And this is the Pete. This is

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Speaker 2: utterly ridiculous. You're being utterly ridiculous right now.

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Speaker 1: Okayaking of otters, I thought it was a costume on

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Speaker 1: the cows.

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Speaker 2: We do not have cows at the zoo.

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Speaker 1: Pete good. This is actually Dubil from The Jewel Show

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Speaker 1: doing a phone brank on you and your coworker. Chris

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Speaker 1: set you up.

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Speaker 2: He's wait, hold on, we're on the radio now.

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Speaker 1: Yes, it's a joke. He said that you guys get

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Speaker 1: a lot of weird phone calls and wanted me to mess.

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Speaker 2: With we do. We do go on of weird phone calls,

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Speaker 2: and by far yours. This was the weirdest I ever had.

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Speaker 1: To deal with, except it wasn't real. Copy bar Is Dealer.

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Speaker 1: They might kiss pretty good, I eat it.

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Speaker 2: I wouldn't know that.

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Speaker 1: Wake up every morning with jewbile phone Franks.