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Speaker 1: What would you talk about on your on your podcast

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Speaker 1: Firms Represents Morning Show? All right, the guys again. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's the guys. I'm glad it's just the guys because

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Speaker 1: all of the girls are so occupied with shopping. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I don't care, like yeah, like everyone's like, oh yeah,

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Speaker 1: I gotta get this for this person is like, but

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Speaker 1: you don't even ask them. I said, Danielle, how you

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Speaker 1: doing because Bethany's sick today, said daniel how you feeling.

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Speaker 1: I've been shopping all last night. I'm exhausted. I gotta

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Speaker 1: go shopping today. It's so tiring. Mike's been wrong. Did

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Speaker 1: I take shortcuts and body gift cards for everybody that

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Speaker 1: you walk into a mall. The staff does the work.

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Speaker 1: You hand them a credit card. They do the work.

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Speaker 1: They put in a bag. You walk out the hardest pots.

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Speaker 1: They're looking for a talking space. That's it. Yeah, Oh,

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Speaker 1: it was shopping. There was some study I was reading

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Speaker 1: about this morning. Seven out of ten people, if you

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Speaker 1: threw out the option of not gift exchanging giving gifts

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Speaker 1: at the holidays, they would take it. People would forego

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Speaker 1: giving gifts this year. I'm only getting gifts from my

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Speaker 1: family and it's the easiest thing ever because I know

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Speaker 1: exactly what I'm getting them. I'm getting them all one

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Speaker 1: nice thing and that's it until they dropped the unexpected

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Speaker 1: present on you. The person that doesn't that you don't

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Speaker 1: buy for. It's like ship, I thought we weren't exchanging

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Speaker 1: this year, and then you feel like Nate's right. If

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Speaker 1: I could work it out, like say my wife and

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Speaker 1: I exchange gifts. If I could work it out, I said, listen,

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Speaker 1: we have a hundred dollar budget. Go buy what you want.

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Speaker 1: I'll go buy what I want because I was. I

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Speaker 1: was at the mall this weekend and I bought something

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Speaker 1: that comes in different colors, Like what color do you

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Speaker 1: want to go? It doesn't matter because whatever color I

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Speaker 1: pick out, she's going to exchange it for the color

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Speaker 1: she wants. So put any color that you have in

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Speaker 1: stock and give me a gift for seat she's coming.

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Speaker 1: I know what color I want, so I should just

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Speaker 1: buy my own gift, come home and go thank you

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Speaker 1: brought myself a watch. Though. Don't you like the excitement

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Speaker 1: because it doesn't a way the disappointment when they don't like,

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Speaker 1: what you got them? My biggest problem is I buy

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Speaker 1: everything I want for myself and then I'm done. I

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Speaker 1: don't need anything, and I cut people off at the

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Speaker 1: past when they try, and just when you think that

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Speaker 1: I need something, Like for instance, my girlfriend thought, oh,

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Speaker 1: he has these decrepit bar stools he's getting rid of.

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Speaker 1: I think I'm gonna go out and I am barcetls.

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Speaker 1: What did I do? I already I was at this

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Speaker 1: place and I just bought the bar stools and they

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Speaker 1: were already sitting shiny new in my apartment when she

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Speaker 1: came over and she goes, hey, I'm like, what I

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Speaker 1: was brought stools for you? When you got new ones.

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Speaker 1: That's a fail. You can't buy yourself nice things in

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Speaker 1: December because somebody else's way. But that was an obvious

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Speaker 1: gift you need. The old stools are crusting over, okay,

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Speaker 1: But why are these white swivelly chairs with a cushion?

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Speaker 1: And I thought I had think that's what are they

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Speaker 1: from the seventies? I thought I had real lead leather.

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Speaker 1: That's quite the word. I thought I had real leather.

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Speaker 1: But they're not. They're fake. They're literally they're chipping off

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Speaker 1: fake leather is known as plastic. I've never seen somebody

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Speaker 1: so passionate about it's just painted on and painted on whatever,

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Speaker 1: and it's chipping off and it's just a sponge cushion.

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Speaker 1: Is the one that you got real leather? Yeah? Are

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Speaker 1: you sure you thought that the last time? But it's true.

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Speaker 1: I thought I I thought I had expensive stools. I

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Speaker 1: But are they made by nerve? Oh my god, okay,

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Speaker 1: get this. The chair is made of the nerve material.

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Speaker 1: The actual it feels like a nerve material underneath. So

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Speaker 1: you got this is nerf white. You know what they

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Speaker 1: call it. It's a sponge. It's just like a nerf

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Speaker 1: y spongy and it's oh my, my chairs have dan driff.

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Speaker 1: They're flaking white paint on the floor. How do you

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Speaker 1: get a woman over to your apartment? But you trust

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Speaker 1: the lake they have over the years. By the way,

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Speaker 1: I want you to, I want you to go on

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Speaker 1: social media today and tell people you have krusty stools.

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Speaker 1: What do I do for crust? These two scalvius, what

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Speaker 1: scary has crusty stools. What should he do? He was

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Speaker 1: my favorite clown, authentic leather stools in my apartment. But

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Speaker 1: white danger flakes. So now I needed new stools. But

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Speaker 1: you that in high school, you guys are not talking

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Speaker 1: And he started talking about krusty stools that he needed

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Speaker 1: to replace. So he replaced them, and then somebody had

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Speaker 1: But Nate had a good theory that he would rather

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Speaker 1: that we just buy ourselves gifts and skip the whole

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Speaker 1: in the room that likes receiving gifts and not knowing

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Speaker 1: what I'm getting. No, I love that. I think it's

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Speaker 1: so exciting as you get older. Though, I don't think

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Speaker 1: you really want that. I don't. I don't think you

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Speaker 1: want the unknown. I think I agree with him too

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Speaker 1: for myself. Like let's say I needed glasses. I want

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Speaker 1: to get these specific glasses. I don't want you to

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Speaker 1: go buy me a Paris. He's gonna buy them for you.

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Speaker 1: That's something you buy for yourself. There are there are

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Speaker 1: things that you need to like for yourself, very personal things.

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Speaker 1: No one's ever going to buy me the sweater that

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Speaker 1: not the one I wanted. Now I understand, Yeah, no, no, no,

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Speaker 1: Scary needs to buy his own bar stools. I can't

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Speaker 1: just go and buy I would buy really nice bar

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Speaker 1: stools for you, you know I would, And would you

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Speaker 1: accept Elvis's bar stools, And then with the bar stools

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Speaker 1: any other friend nitre you have and may look like crap. Well,

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Speaker 1: on round two, I bought myself better bar stools than

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Speaker 1: what I had. I'm just saying. But now his girlfriend's

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Speaker 1: he brought himself a gift in December. You can't do that.

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Speaker 1: Barstools aren't a gift. Barstools are barstools. Yeah, but they

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Speaker 1: had conversations how he needed new ones, so she went

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Speaker 1: she's like, I got a side. Was scary on this?

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Speaker 1: Barstools are very personal, all right. Well, Nate's girlfriend went

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Speaker 1: get her. Yeah, a wallet. I wanted to get her

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Speaker 1: a wallet, and she bought herself, and she bought it herself.

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Speaker 1: What did she need it? Immediately? Was wallet a falling?

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Speaker 1: She bought it within the window of time that you're

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Speaker 1: not supposed to buy yourself a kid. Yeah, there is

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Speaker 1: a window of time. You can't. We determine what that is.

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Speaker 1: I'd say two months personally, two months starting Thanksgiving or

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Speaker 1: even before. I'd say the beginning of November, right after Halloween,

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Speaker 1: at least mid November, because Black Friday comes, you're gonna

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Speaker 1: start shopping exactly. I feel like everybody in here has

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Speaker 1: something in common that we buy the things that we want,

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Speaker 1: and we all have penises who yes, no, it's not

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Speaker 1: like we wait for somebody to buy us something like

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Speaker 1: you if you know you want something, you're gonna get it.

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Speaker 1: So other people getting you things, they should know that,

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Speaker 1: and especially get something as you get older, Like you're

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Speaker 1: the only person that likes to get a surprise gift.

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Speaker 1: But we're all older and Elvis, for instance, You're like,

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Speaker 1: in the true true spirit of gift giving, the best

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Speaker 1: even think about getting themselves. Buying me a wallet because

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Speaker 1: you see my wallet is starting to fall apart. That's

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Speaker 1: nice of you, and that's great, But buying me something,

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Speaker 1: presenting me with a gift a total surprise, like wow,

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Speaker 1: I love that. I never thought of that. That's the

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Speaker 1: ultimate gift. An experience, an experience. That's why experiences are

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Speaker 1: so much fun. Yeah that I like, my wife got

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Speaker 1: me a last two years ago for Father's Day at

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Speaker 1: chance to drive a race car, like on a race

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Speaker 1: wouldn't even thought of it? It was it something you needed? No,

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Speaker 1: that's the kind of gift you don't think to buy

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Speaker 1: yourself exactly. But like a sweater, I don't need sweater.

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Speaker 1: Have you driven it yet? Um? No? Three years ago?

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Speaker 1: gonna do it. I had surgeries. I couldn't you know?

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Speaker 1: gifts of experiences from like ten years ago. I've yet.

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Speaker 1: I have backrupt coupons that I haven't used yet. I

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Speaker 1: don't know I'm supposed to go to like a tour

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Speaker 1: of Murray's. Murray Cheese is Remember when you got Murray's Cheese,

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Speaker 1: a famous cheese store in Griwitch Village. They have a

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Speaker 1: that smell Mellie cave. Well, no, they you know you

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Speaker 1: put cheeses and caves. Why do I have to explain?

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Speaker 1: I don't know how cheese caves were Walking through the

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Speaker 1: holes of Swiss No, the point is that made of cheat.

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Speaker 1: The point is this, And also three Christmases ago, four

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Speaker 1: Christmases ago, Alex gave me a gift of being able

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Speaker 1: to take off and land an airplane. I have that one.

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Speaker 1: How many years ago? Did you get it? About four

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Speaker 1: years ago? For? Because we I don't know when you

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Speaker 1: give or get the experience gift, you got to understand

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Speaker 1: that it may not be experienced. It didn't come the

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Speaker 1: biggest proponent for experienced gifts, but you haven't used one

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Speaker 1: of them. We're supposed to go to some Germany to

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Speaker 1: drink beer. I supposed to go in a beer drinking excursion.

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Speaker 1: I can't even drink beer anymore. Going to Germany is

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Speaker 1: like a big deal flying a plane. You all you

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Speaker 1: the plane one I think you might be holding up

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Speaker 1: because there's a very good chance you may not survive it.

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Speaker 1: Here's a one way ticket to another experience I got

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Speaker 1: was a walking a walking food tour of Chinatown. Well,

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Speaker 1: any one can do that. Yesterday? Yeah, I got to

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Speaker 1: go have a dish, everybody. The point is this, when

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Speaker 1: you give the gift of experiences, sometimes they won't be

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Speaker 1: cashed in. It's a good thing. Man, This year, you're

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Speaker 1: gonna get a tour of the Elvis Strand morning show studios.

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Speaker 1: Chip in, you're not going to use it. But the

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Speaker 1: best experience to give is when you have to go

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Speaker 1: with them. For here's two concert tickets. We're gonna go.

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Speaker 1: But that's but that's like half a gift. That's not

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Speaker 1: even scammy. That's good because I want to share it

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Speaker 1: or you know David Busters the video game place? Would

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Speaker 1: got to go on board. Okay, Daniell would be guilty

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Speaker 1: would give up buying other people's gifts if you could

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Speaker 1: I don't need anything, but I like experiences, but I'm

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Speaker 1: Last Christmas is I got. I got a gift card

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Speaker 1: uh your Grammar lessons, ten dollars Blackbuster video. It doesn't work. Yeah.

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