1 00:00:05,440 --> 00:00:07,840 Speaker 1: It's the radio segment that's helping you eat pool side 2 00:00:07,880 --> 00:00:12,160 Speaker 1: this summer with a new invention, the floating electric toaster 3 00:00:12,280 --> 00:00:16,040 Speaker 1: with built an extension cord reaches all the way to 4 00:00:16,120 --> 00:00:16,680 Speaker 1: the kitchen. 5 00:00:16,880 --> 00:00:20,919 Speaker 2: Wow yo. The breakfast in bath is not remind me 6 00:00:20,920 --> 00:00:22,120 Speaker 2: not to go to the pool with you. 7 00:00:22,480 --> 00:00:24,439 Speaker 1: I was saying, don't tip it over, but make a 8 00:00:24,480 --> 00:00:30,000 Speaker 1: splash with every slice. Thanks to Laser Stories, the segment 9 00:00:30,040 --> 00:00:32,000 Speaker 1: where we read weird news stories around the globe, just 10 00:00:32,000 --> 00:00:34,159 Speaker 1: like everyone else does, except we've got a laser and 11 00:00:34,240 --> 00:00:35,840 Speaker 1: those other bread bathers just don't. 12 00:00:36,159 --> 00:00:38,559 Speaker 3: This first laser story is out of Jupiter, Florida. 13 00:00:39,440 --> 00:00:41,440 Speaker 1: A thirty three year old's guy went to a Wells 14 00:00:41,479 --> 00:00:44,680 Speaker 1: Fargo to take out eighty bucks, but unfortunately for him, 15 00:00:44,920 --> 00:00:46,120 Speaker 1: the bank was closed. 16 00:00:46,440 --> 00:00:47,400 Speaker 3: Nobody got time for it. 17 00:00:47,520 --> 00:00:50,199 Speaker 2: I hate that. I'm sorry. I never understand bake hours, 18 00:00:50,520 --> 00:00:52,279 Speaker 2: even though like their sign says. 19 00:00:52,040 --> 00:00:52,520 Speaker 1: They're normal. 20 00:00:52,920 --> 00:00:54,920 Speaker 3: Like wait, just naturally every want to go to the 21 00:00:54,920 --> 00:00:55,680 Speaker 3: bank it's a holiday. 22 00:00:55,760 --> 00:00:56,720 Speaker 2: Yeah, well exactly. 23 00:00:57,240 --> 00:01:00,840 Speaker 1: Luckily for him, an employee forgot to lock the doors, 24 00:01:01,360 --> 00:01:09,200 Speaker 1: and the guy figured, well, no one's here, might as 25 00:01:09,240 --> 00:01:11,560 Speaker 1: well get my money and robbed the place. 26 00:01:14,800 --> 00:01:16,080 Speaker 3: And he came up with a plan. 27 00:01:16,840 --> 00:01:19,520 Speaker 1: He then went to a nearby gas station and bought 28 00:01:19,520 --> 00:01:21,360 Speaker 1: a bandana to hide his identity. 29 00:01:21,520 --> 00:01:23,120 Speaker 2: He's already been there, he realizes. 30 00:01:25,160 --> 00:01:27,480 Speaker 1: And then he went back to the bank, who had 31 00:01:27,600 --> 00:01:31,440 Speaker 1: already got video of his face and walked right in. 32 00:01:31,920 --> 00:01:34,520 Speaker 1: Once inside, he rifled through some bank drawers and couldn't 33 00:01:34,520 --> 00:01:37,039 Speaker 1: find any money, so went over to the vault door 34 00:01:37,160 --> 00:01:38,560 Speaker 1: and pulls real. 35 00:01:38,400 --> 00:01:40,280 Speaker 3: Hard, but nothing. 36 00:01:42,959 --> 00:01:44,480 Speaker 2: I was left. 37 00:01:46,000 --> 00:01:49,040 Speaker 1: After looking through more drawers, making paper airplanes and playing 38 00:01:49,040 --> 00:01:51,800 Speaker 1: with the bank pens that attached those chains on the table. 39 00:01:52,680 --> 00:01:56,720 Speaker 1: An hour later and he ended up leaving empty handed. 40 00:01:59,160 --> 00:02:01,760 Speaker 2: Bank for an hour hour before any alarm or anything. Like. 41 00:02:01,920 --> 00:02:04,040 Speaker 2: I guess they could have to lock the doors. 42 00:02:05,520 --> 00:02:07,279 Speaker 1: And usually they would have to like trigger the silent 43 00:02:07,360 --> 00:02:09,040 Speaker 1: alarm by hand what he was playing with. 44 00:02:09,240 --> 00:02:11,520 Speaker 2: Not that I came up with an idea for this 45 00:02:11,520 --> 00:02:12,280 Speaker 2: week or anything. 46 00:02:12,400 --> 00:02:15,480 Speaker 1: But even though he left before authorities arrived, the cops 47 00:02:15,520 --> 00:02:18,080 Speaker 1: managed to track him down anyway and charged him for 48 00:02:18,160 --> 00:02:20,320 Speaker 1: burglary of an unoccupied structure. 49 00:02:20,560 --> 00:02:23,040 Speaker 2: But he's like, I didn't steal anything, so now. 50 00:02:22,919 --> 00:02:27,079 Speaker 1: He's facing felony charges, even though nothing was actually taken 51 00:02:27,160 --> 00:02:30,880 Speaker 1: from the back, not even the pens, not even a 52 00:02:30,919 --> 00:02:34,000 Speaker 1: dumb dumb nothing. Who knew you could get arrested for 53 00:02:34,040 --> 00:02:38,120 Speaker 1: not stealing This next laser story is out of Cyprus, Texas. 54 00:02:38,639 --> 00:02:40,720 Speaker 1: A nineteen year old man walked into a cell phone 55 00:02:40,720 --> 00:02:44,320 Speaker 1: store just before closing and noticed only a woman was 56 00:02:44,360 --> 00:02:48,200 Speaker 1: working there alone, and unfortunately, the scariest thing happened. 57 00:02:49,040 --> 00:02:49,840 Speaker 3: He attacked her. 58 00:02:50,040 --> 00:02:52,680 Speaker 2: Oh god, dude. 59 00:02:52,600 --> 00:02:56,120 Speaker 1: Thankfully her screams and cries for help were heard immediately 60 00:02:56,560 --> 00:02:59,800 Speaker 1: when an entire family of taekwondo black belts came running 61 00:02:59,840 --> 00:03:05,519 Speaker 1: through the front door. That's right, because right next door 62 00:03:05,560 --> 00:03:07,640 Speaker 1: to the cell phone shop in the Strip mall was 63 00:03:07,680 --> 00:03:12,359 Speaker 1: a martial arts studio owned by a couple with their 64 00:03:12,440 --> 00:03:13,160 Speaker 1: three kids. 65 00:03:13,520 --> 00:03:16,440 Speaker 2: Oh right, The place right next to the cell phone 66 00:03:16,440 --> 00:03:20,560 Speaker 2: shop in my neighborhood is a pilates place also strong people. 67 00:03:20,639 --> 00:03:22,480 Speaker 1: Well, I don't know if it's on the same level 68 00:03:22,480 --> 00:03:24,040 Speaker 1: as martial arts. 69 00:03:25,520 --> 00:03:27,359 Speaker 3: I drove a yoga studio yesterday. 70 00:03:29,280 --> 00:03:33,240 Speaker 1: The father Grandmaster Han On, an eighth degree black belt 71 00:03:33,280 --> 00:03:36,040 Speaker 1: in South Korean military, that was the first to attack. 72 00:03:36,360 --> 00:03:38,600 Speaker 1: Then it took just moments for Han and his group 73 00:03:38,600 --> 00:03:41,800 Speaker 1: of tiny children ninjas to take out the alleged perk 74 00:03:41,880 --> 00:03:44,120 Speaker 1: with multiple kicks and punches. 75 00:03:44,320 --> 00:03:45,120 Speaker 3: Kay, I want to. 76 00:03:45,080 --> 00:03:48,160 Speaker 2: See all the little kids just beat them in the kneecaps. 77 00:03:49,240 --> 00:03:51,840 Speaker 1: When cops arrived, they found the entire family still holding 78 00:03:51,840 --> 00:03:55,920 Speaker 1: the bludgeons man to the ground. In the statement, the 79 00:03:55,920 --> 00:04:00,760 Speaker 1: sheriff said the On family were model citizens, utilize their 80 00:04:00,800 --> 00:04:02,839 Speaker 1: discipline and training in the right place. 81 00:04:02,720 --> 00:04:03,520 Speaker 3: At the right time. 82 00:04:03,640 --> 00:04:06,400 Speaker 2: I guess on that day, Jeff. 83 00:04:08,320 --> 00:04:12,840 Speaker 3: Next leg, that's a good tag. This next leg of 84 00:04:12,840 --> 00:04:14,800 Speaker 3: story is out of retail world. 85 00:04:15,200 --> 00:04:18,560 Speaker 1: If you don't understand the you had one job meme, 86 00:04:19,320 --> 00:04:22,159 Speaker 1: it can't get any clearer than this. Over half a 87 00:04:22,240 --> 00:04:25,800 Speaker 1: million coffee mugs are being recalled because they can't hold 88 00:04:25,920 --> 00:04:28,839 Speaker 1: coffee without breaking what. 89 00:04:29,360 --> 00:04:33,720 Speaker 3: It's unclear how they messed that up, but they're. 90 00:04:33,520 --> 00:04:37,480 Speaker 1: Called joy joelt declan single wall glass coffee mugs all 91 00:04:37,800 --> 00:04:40,839 Speaker 1: the tongue and apparently the glass has been cracking when 92 00:04:40,880 --> 00:04:44,720 Speaker 1: filled with hot liquids, which can obviously cause cuts and burns. 93 00:04:44,720 --> 00:04:46,960 Speaker 1: And it didn't just happen once or twice. There's been 94 00:04:47,080 --> 00:04:49,760 Speaker 1: one hundred and three incidents reported. 95 00:04:52,279 --> 00:04:55,040 Speaker 2: Yeah, gotta inspect that before you decide to. 96 00:04:54,960 --> 00:04:57,839 Speaker 1: Make them an Apparently the glasses break at the base, 97 00:04:57,960 --> 00:05:02,000 Speaker 1: resulting in fifty six different in reason, which includes thirty 98 00:05:02,000 --> 00:05:04,840 Speaker 1: five reports of burns and twenty one cuts with seven 99 00:05:04,960 --> 00:05:08,480 Speaker 1: requiring stitches or surgery. 100 00:05:08,520 --> 00:05:10,400 Speaker 2: Why are you still drinking out of the glass after 101 00:05:10,480 --> 00:05:10,919 Speaker 2: it broke? 102 00:05:11,240 --> 00:05:14,240 Speaker 3: Yeah, while they were drinking. 103 00:05:14,320 --> 00:05:15,880 Speaker 1: Oh no, I think the burns and cuts and stitches 104 00:05:15,920 --> 00:05:20,280 Speaker 1: are on the hand when it shatters in your hands too, mermaid. 105 00:05:20,400 --> 00:05:20,760 Speaker 3: Who knows? 106 00:05:21,920 --> 00:05:24,520 Speaker 1: Maybe somebody is still like taking that broken shard of 107 00:05:24,520 --> 00:05:26,440 Speaker 1: glass and trying to sip the little bit of coffee out. 108 00:05:28,839 --> 00:05:30,120 Speaker 3: Yeah, And if. 109 00:05:29,960 --> 00:05:31,760 Speaker 2: You haven't had your first cup, you're not thinking clearly 110 00:05:32,080 --> 00:05:32,520 Speaker 2: all the time. 111 00:05:33,440 --> 00:05:34,880 Speaker 1: But if you have one of these mugs and it 112 00:05:34,920 --> 00:05:38,520 Speaker 1: hasn't maimed you yet, stop using that immediately and send 113 00:05:38,560 --> 00:05:40,000 Speaker 1: it back for a full refund. 114 00:05:40,120 --> 00:05:41,880 Speaker 2: Oh thanks, we'll do this. 115 00:05:42,040 --> 00:05:44,760 Speaker 3: Next Lazer story is out of all day, all night HQ. 116 00:05:46,440 --> 00:05:48,880 Speaker 1: A new survey asked people which places they think should 117 00:05:48,920 --> 00:05:52,520 Speaker 1: be open twenty four to seven, and more than half 118 00:05:52,600 --> 00:05:56,159 Speaker 1: of us think supermarkets and pharmacies should stay open all 119 00:05:56,200 --> 00:05:56,640 Speaker 1: the time. 120 00:05:56,880 --> 00:05:57,360 Speaker 2: Yeah. 121 00:05:59,080 --> 00:06:02,679 Speaker 3: Ouch, it's a it's a loud bellop. 122 00:06:02,839 --> 00:06:04,320 Speaker 2: Still, I don't want that at too in the morning. 123 00:06:04,320 --> 00:06:06,400 Speaker 1: I thought about that though, Like, what do you really 124 00:06:06,440 --> 00:06:08,520 Speaker 1: need your medicine at one am? Or like, you know, 125 00:06:08,640 --> 00:06:10,800 Speaker 1: you open your bottle and they'll spill out and you 126 00:06:10,839 --> 00:06:12,040 Speaker 1: need to go get an emergency. 127 00:06:12,160 --> 00:06:13,880 Speaker 2: You can't take one off the floor. I mean they 128 00:06:13,880 --> 00:06:15,040 Speaker 2: were only there for a second. 129 00:06:15,080 --> 00:06:18,920 Speaker 1: That is definitely a five second toil. Just to lay 130 00:06:18,960 --> 00:06:21,400 Speaker 1: your heart attack for a few hours, okay, until it's open. 131 00:06:21,560 --> 00:06:23,040 Speaker 2: You're not going to go to the pharmacy if you're 132 00:06:23,080 --> 00:06:24,320 Speaker 2: having a heart attack. 133 00:06:24,120 --> 00:06:27,080 Speaker 3: To have hotah. Okay, whatever your stroke. I don't know 134 00:06:27,080 --> 00:06:30,560 Speaker 3: what you'll do. The other top results were as followed. 135 00:06:30,560 --> 00:06:32,839 Speaker 1: Twenty nine percent of people said that they'd like to 136 00:06:32,839 --> 00:06:35,080 Speaker 1: have a twenty four to seven option of a primary 137 00:06:35,120 --> 00:06:35,799 Speaker 1: care doctor. 138 00:06:37,080 --> 00:06:39,280 Speaker 2: That's emergency room at this point. 139 00:06:39,120 --> 00:06:42,440 Speaker 1: But the primary care that's what they want, yea. The 140 00:06:42,480 --> 00:06:45,039 Speaker 1: post office and bank were tied at twenty four percent, 141 00:06:45,360 --> 00:06:48,880 Speaker 1: and then surprisingly twenty four to seven. Dentists came in 142 00:06:48,920 --> 00:06:50,240 Speaker 1: at nineteen percent. 143 00:06:51,720 --> 00:06:53,560 Speaker 2: Maybe that's where the people get really nervous. 144 00:06:53,560 --> 00:06:54,880 Speaker 1: Oh, I think if you chip your tooth in the 145 00:06:54,880 --> 00:06:58,159 Speaker 1: middle of a party, you can't. Yeah, it doesn't mean 146 00:06:58,240 --> 00:06:59,920 Speaker 1: nineteen percent of us want to have our teeth clean 147 00:07:00,120 --> 00:07:02,080 Speaker 1: in the middle of the night. The point is the 148 00:07:02,120 --> 00:07:06,240 Speaker 1: current hours of those businesses, which is usually only weekdays 149 00:07:06,360 --> 00:07:10,240 Speaker 1: nine to four or even less, is not enough to 150 00:07:10,320 --> 00:07:11,360 Speaker 1: meet people's needs. 151 00:07:11,480 --> 00:07:14,720 Speaker 2: Dennis are every two Thursdays from two to three o'clock. 152 00:07:14,760 --> 00:07:16,200 Speaker 1: I got a two polled and I had to be 153 00:07:16,240 --> 00:07:18,520 Speaker 1: there like a Tuesday at like thirteen oh one. 154 00:07:18,640 --> 00:07:19,960 Speaker 2: I was like, what even is that time? 155 00:07:20,200 --> 00:07:22,920 Speaker 1: Maybe you're busy at work during those times they're normally open, 156 00:07:23,000 --> 00:07:25,720 Speaker 1: or maybe it's that when we experience a medical problem, 157 00:07:25,760 --> 00:07:28,880 Speaker 1: we want to be able to go in right away, anytime. 158 00:07:28,480 --> 00:07:29,000 Speaker 3: Day or night. 159 00:07:29,240 --> 00:07:32,080 Speaker 1: Yeah, speaking of twenty four to seven, this guy's place 160 00:07:32,240 --> 00:07:37,840 Speaker 1: is always open. Open for love, that is and forty 161 00:07:37,840 --> 00:07:41,120 Speaker 1: percent off half eaten lettuce leaves is his new side 162 00:07:41,200 --> 00:07:43,600 Speaker 1: hustle the doll donate on. 163 00:07:43,640 --> 00:07:44,760 Speaker 3: It's just how he does it. 164 00:07:44,800 --> 00:07:46,760 Speaker 1: That's how means Laser Stories has come to an end 165 00:07:46,760 --> 00:07:49,720 Speaker 1: for the day. We'll do it again, same time on Wednesday. 166 00:07:50,240 --> 00:07:52,480 Speaker 2: Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.