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Speaker 1: Like a donkey. It's time for Donkey of the Day.

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Speaker 1: I'm a big boy. I could take it if you

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Speaker 1: feel I deserve it. Ain't no big deal, I know,

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Speaker 1: Charlot Mini guys go out funny sleep. You gotta say

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Speaker 1: something you may not agree with. Doesn't mean I'm need it.

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Speaker 1: He's getting that donkey, that donkey that don't don't don't

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Speaker 1: don't don't donkey other day, Right, there's a breakfast club. Bitches.

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Speaker 1: You can call me the donkey of the day, but

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Speaker 1: like I mean no harm. Yeah, it's tunkey today. For Friday,

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Speaker 1: September sixteenth, goes to an unnamed patient in India who

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Speaker 1: had to be hospitalized after allegedly shoving a deodorant can

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Speaker 1: of stuff up his ass okay, where it remained for

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Speaker 1: three weeks before doctors removed it. It's freaky, friggy, freaky Friday.

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Speaker 1: I'm not making this up, ladies and gentlemen. Okay, a

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Speaker 1: man shoved the eight inch deodorant can up his butt

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Speaker 1: and left it dead for three weeks. Either two things

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Speaker 1: are happening here. This man was extra horny or extra

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Speaker 1: stink Okay. You know how fed up you gotta be

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Speaker 1: with the smell of your own ass to just shove

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Speaker 1: a deodorant can up it and leave it there for

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Speaker 1: three weeks. All right, This man must have gotten called

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Speaker 1: stink ass, funky ass, musty ass. Somebody must have told

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Speaker 1: him to go wash his ass so many times that

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Speaker 1: he decided the only way to course correct the problem

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Speaker 1: was to stick of candor deodoring up his button. All Right,

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Speaker 1: you gotta understand whoever made any of these products first,

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Speaker 1: whether it was so deodorant douche, they were absolutely fed

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Speaker 1: up with how humans on this planet was smelling at

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Speaker 1: the time. All right, that simply just had to be

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Speaker 1: the inspiration. So when someone takes one of these products

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Speaker 1: and sticks it up their ass, I repeat, it's either

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Speaker 1: because they think, as how are they extra horny? And

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Speaker 1: it could be that he was extra horney because it

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Speaker 1: is some extra horny people on this planet and he

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Speaker 1: might be one of them. Is this what the world

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Speaker 1: has come to imagine? Sticking some dub deodoring up your ass?

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Speaker 1: You know, you know, just just just imagine, you know

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Speaker 1: what I'm saying, Men are on this planet stick of

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Speaker 1: candor diodoring up their ass for what? All right, secret

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Speaker 1: has actually created a new campaign slogan, and that slogan

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Speaker 1: is scrog enough for a man, but made for those

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Speaker 1: who want to be penetrated like a woman. Okay, what

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Speaker 1: kind of choices do you make before you stick a

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Speaker 1: canna deodor and up your erectum? Do you think to yourself?

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Speaker 1: Whom aluminum versus no alum, aluminum traditional versus natural natural?

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Speaker 1: Clearly his format choices can all right to roll up

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Speaker 1: stick probably a little too wide now. Doctors conducted several

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Speaker 1: X rays which revealed that the young man had a

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Speaker 1: seven and a half inch deodoran can large in this

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Speaker 1: colon near his anus. Doctors believed that he put the

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Speaker 1: anti perspring up his anus, but his reasons for giving

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Speaker 1: himself the D and the D being deodorant are unknown.

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Speaker 1: I really have to know what brand it was, okay,

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Speaker 1: because what if it was Degree? If it was Degree,

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Speaker 1: I have a marketing idea. They can do six inch cans, okay,

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Speaker 1: because seven and a half to eight inches that just

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Speaker 1: seems massive. Okay, that's actually my penis measurements. But instead

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Speaker 1: of that, just do a nice six inch candid degree

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Speaker 1: and the slogan can be degree six inch spray for

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Speaker 1: anyone in need of six degrees of penetration. Okay, the

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Speaker 1: deodorant business is missing a lot of money, man, because

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Speaker 1: clearly it's a new way to use deodorant. By the way,

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Speaker 1: this might be the way they have always been using deodorant.

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Speaker 1: We just didn't know. But guess what, it's not a

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Speaker 1: secret anymore. Okay. It used to be three types of deodorants,

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Speaker 1: roll on stick or spray. That was roll on stick

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Speaker 1: and gay. Matter of fact, what exactly the stick mean?

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Speaker 1: Nowadays when we are talking deodorant, we're really interviewing the

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Speaker 1: wrong people on this show. Because I want to talk

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Speaker 1: to this guy, all right, I have questions. The more

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Speaker 1: I read this article, I see doctors have shot down

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Speaker 1: my sticking the deodoring up his ass because he had

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Speaker 1: a smelly bump theory, all right, they ruled that out,

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Speaker 1: and doctors had to cut open this man's stomach to

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Speaker 1: get the silver spray candid deodoring out. Oh it was

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Speaker 1: a spray. Can they don't sell dildos in India? Huh, Man,

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Speaker 1: get this man at he so we can send them

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Speaker 1: a cab package from Doc Johnson. We still got the

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Speaker 1: Doc Johnson connect. Yeah, we gotta send them something. You're

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Speaker 1: gonna send you the dial though, that sticks to the wall,

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Speaker 1: so you can back that bang up and city boy

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Speaker 1: on that d well. You mean he tried it? Never

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Speaker 1: tried it? I got as I read. I have no

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Speaker 1: idea what brand of deodor in this is. I've never

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Speaker 1: seen this brand in my life. It's like silver, maybe

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Speaker 1: old spice. No, it's not old spice. I'm just more

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Speaker 1: impressed than this can't stayed in his ass for twenty days.

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Speaker 1: All right, he wasn't able to poop, all right, okay,

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Speaker 1: but what's impressive is this spray can is clean? I

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Speaker 1: would take this sprit can't would come out and messing

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Speaker 1: it in the newborn baby just do to everywhere. But

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Speaker 1: that is not the case unless they wiped it off

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Speaker 1: before they took a pick with it. You know, this

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Speaker 1: is why podcasts like Horrible Decisions and Lip Service are important.

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Speaker 1: You gotta stop shaming people for their kinks. All right,

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Speaker 1: Men want things up there, button are scared to get

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Speaker 1: it the real way for fear of judgment. All right. Now,

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Speaker 1: this man has damaged to both his esophagus and intestines,

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Speaker 1: which doctors say will require surgery in the future, and

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Speaker 1: he will need to be monitored by doctors for the

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Speaker 1: next seven days in case and further complications. Oh, because

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Speaker 1: y'all got this man scared to be who he is?

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Speaker 1: What all that said? Please give the young man in

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Speaker 1: India who stuck that spray cannon deodor and up his

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Speaker 1: ass the biggest he ha. You got deildos and penises

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Speaker 1: and women a man's fingers and antal beads, all types

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Speaker 1: of things you could stick up your ass, but you're

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Speaker 1: using deodorant. Knock it off, my guy? All right, all right?

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Speaker 1: Fruits vegetables, No, it's just you know, wait, we waste

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Speaker 1: guy give a reason? No, No, there's no reason. Maybe

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Speaker 1: it was it's Friday, he was about to get ready

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Speaker 1: page five. All right, when we come back, we got

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Speaker 1: breakfast club. Good morning,