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Speaker 1: Buying a home is a stressful, complicated process.

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Speaker 2: I've never heard that it was fun and easy.

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Speaker 1: I don't actually know, because I've never bought one. But

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Speaker 1: I did hear Brooke once yelling that her future vacation

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Speaker 1: villain believes didn't have temperature controlled wine cellars in it.

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Speaker 2: Oh wow, I mean for your twenty seventh home, bro

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Speaker 2: That is, you want my cab to sit at sixty

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Speaker 2: five degrees in instead of fifty nine.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: It sounds difficult, for sure, but not as difficult as

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Speaker 1: what one of our listeners is about to go through

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Speaker 1: because she just moved to a new area, doesn't know

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Speaker 1: the market, and the only person that she is familiar

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Speaker 1: with is her husband. He's no help, though, because he

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Speaker 1: just set her up for a prank phone call with

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Speaker 1: a real estate agent who has a very unique sales style.

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Speaker 1: You're gonna find out what it is in your phone

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Speaker 1: tab right now.

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Speaker 2: Another mons On the twenties.

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Speaker 3: Hello, Hello, Julia, Hi.

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Speaker 2: This is Trudy Danudy from Reality.

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Speaker 3: Oh Hi, how are you?

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Speaker 2: Oh? Just great? Thank you for asking and I just

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Speaker 2: calling to say welcome to town. First and foremost, thank

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Speaker 2: you so much.

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Speaker 3: I appreciate that.

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Speaker 2: Yes, and thank you a big thank you for choosing

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Speaker 2: our brokerage. You know, the big boss assigned me to you.

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Speaker 2: And if you don't mind me asking, how did you

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Speaker 2: hear about us?

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Speaker 3: We were wandering the neighborhood and we saw your sign

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Speaker 3: and decided to give you a.

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Speaker 2: Call before I get to all the exciting houses for

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Speaker 2: sale that fit your budget.

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Speaker 3: That's the exciting part of Yes, wait, yes it is.

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Speaker 2: I do need to tell you that when we go

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Speaker 2: into these neighborhoods there will be people staring.

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Speaker 3: Wait what Yeah.

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Speaker 2: They'll be looking.

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Speaker 3: Did you say staring?

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Speaker 2: Yeah. One thing I do need to disclose to you

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Speaker 2: as your realtor is I'm a nudist.

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Speaker 3: Oh like you don't wear quotes?

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Speaker 2: Yes, yes, I live nude, breathe, nude, work, nude, even

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Speaker 2: play beach Holliball minus the bikini.

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Speaker 3: No, you don't really do that, do you.

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Speaker 2: Yeah? It frees the mind, you know, and because of that,

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Speaker 2: I believe I'm one of the top realtors in the area. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: everyone in town has seen Trudy's booty.

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Speaker 3: So let me get this. You actually show clients' houses

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Speaker 3: nude in the nude like you're naked the whole time.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you got it. Yeah, that's why I'm called Trudy

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Speaker 2: the Nudy.

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Speaker 3: Oh, I thought you were saying Trudy Danudy like it

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Speaker 3: was a good Italian name, like Danudy, Like you literally

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Speaker 3: mean the nudy.

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Speaker 2: Yes, I also legally changed it because it's just so catchy.

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Speaker 2: Everyone remembers it. So let's schedule some time to meet

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Speaker 2: and just find your dream home.

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Speaker 3: You know, I'm going to need to talk to my

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Speaker 3: husband first about this.

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Speaker 2: Oh I hear in your voice you're a little hesitant

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Speaker 2: because your hobby might get turned on.

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Speaker 3: No, No, no, that's that's not it. That's not it

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Speaker 3: at all.

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Speaker 2: It's okay, you don't need to explain. I've been there before,

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Speaker 2: and I'm gonna let you know I rarely hook up

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Speaker 2: with my clients, Oh, especially the married ones.

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Speaker 3: Okay, so in my case that's never.

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Speaker 2: Well, do each their own. I'm just wondering. You haven't

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Speaker 2: seen any negative reviews about me online? Have you?

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Speaker 3: No, I've not even seen any of that.

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Speaker 2: Well, if you do read anything, I'll just have you

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Speaker 2: know that because of that, I have switched from cloth

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Speaker 2: seats to leather in the car, much less stains going on. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: I use a pledge wipe to keep it clean.

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Speaker 3: I actually think that's kind of gross, and that's not

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Speaker 3: the issue that I'm talking about here.

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Speaker 2: Listen, listen, if you're worried if we look at two

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Speaker 2: story houses when we go up the stairs, I'll always

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Speaker 2: let you lead the way. I promise what Trudy's booty

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Speaker 2: is not going to get in the way of finding

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Speaker 2: your forever home. Oh, I can promise you that.

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Speaker 3: I'm literally speechless. I don't know what to say to you.

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Speaker 2: I'm sure you have a lot of questions bouncing around

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Speaker 2: in your head, and I will just tell you. One

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Speaker 2: of the most common ones I get is where do

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Speaker 2: I put my keys? Right? Please know I carry a

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Speaker 2: fanny pack. Don't be silly.

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Speaker 3: Yeah again, I'm just gonna have to hold off and

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Speaker 3: talk to my husband. I'm feeling uncomfortable here.

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Speaker 2: You know, I understand some people aren't comfortable with their bodies. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: I totally get it. I used to be that way.

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Speaker 3: I got to talk to my husband of having a

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Speaker 3: nude real tur Like, that's not a thing I've heard of.

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Speaker 2: So I'm a little confused by that, Juliet, Because your

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Speaker 2: husband Todd specifically requested me Trudy the Nudy. So I

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Speaker 2: just am not really sure why you're pushing back so

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Speaker 2: much on this experience.

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Speaker 3: He would not have booked us a nude houses in

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Speaker 3: the neighborhood.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, you're right, you know he did book a

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Speaker 2: prank phone call though. My name is aentually Broke from

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Speaker 2: the radio show Broke and Jeffrey in the Morning.

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Speaker 3: What are you talking about.

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Speaker 2: We're doing a phonetup on you. Oh my god, no way, sorry,

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Speaker 2: I'm not Trudy the Nudy. I know you wanted me

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Speaker 2: to be.

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Speaker 3: I mean, I don't know. I didn't.

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Speaker 2: I really hut on the second floor up those stairs

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Speaker 2: you were a little bit excited about.

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Speaker 3: Oh my god, know the visual

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Speaker 2: Week up every morning was boone Tabs weekday mornings on

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Speaker 2: the twenties Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning