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Speaker 1: I'm happy Molik neighbors on the Giants who beat the

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Speaker 1: shit out of the Cleveland Almost, the Cavaliers, the Browns,

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Speaker 1: Dallas Golder. I got fucking banged no Bruno in Stern Show,

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Speaker 1: and I duked it out in my other league. But

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Speaker 1: it's NFL's awesome. The NFL is awesome. It's wacky, it's wonderful,

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Speaker 1: and there is no runaway favorite so far this season.

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Speaker 1: Even the Chiefs, who are three and ozer could easily

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Speaker 1: be zero and three. They are really getting talk about

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Speaker 1: loub jobs. They're getting fucking real loub jobs, baby oil.

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Speaker 1: They're getting that full puff daddy treatment from the referees.

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Speaker 1: It's crazy out there. The big toe out of bounds

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Speaker 1: was likely on the Ravens Week one, that was crazy,

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Speaker 1: remember that, but he was out of bounds the defensive

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Speaker 1: touchdown obvious pass interference call against Cincinnati, then no call

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Speaker 1: obvious pass interference the other day versus Atlanta. They are lucky,

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Speaker 1: but you know, winners win, and not to say that

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Speaker 1: they're not a team A Hoomie and the crew. And

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Speaker 1: let me tell you something. Racy Rice. I like shrimp

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Speaker 1: rice right now. I fuck with Raycie Rice. He plays

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Speaker 1: football like he drives fast, real fast. But it's any

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Speaker 1: given Sunday. It's in any given Sunday kind of season

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Speaker 1: where any given Sunday favorites can flop. Last year's pretenders

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Speaker 1: are emerging as contenders. The Vikings. I knew they had

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Speaker 1: weapons in JJ Justin Jefferson and Aaron Jones, but I

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Speaker 1: did not see, and granted it's only three weeks, I

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Speaker 1: did not see Sammy Smooches becoming an MVP candidate. As

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Speaker 1: the Vikings are three n oh beating the shit out

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Speaker 1: of their opponents convincingly. They beat the Giants week one

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Speaker 1: at MetLife, then home week two and three, beat the

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Speaker 1: They got to test in Green Bay at Lambeau next week,

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Speaker 1: but I gotta tip the hat. They definitely, definitely, definitely

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Speaker 1: have superseded three week expectations. Skull bitch, skull, bitch skull.

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Speaker 1: And the next surprise is the aforementioned Green Bay Packers.

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Speaker 1: Once Jordan Love went down, I everybody was ready to

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Speaker 1: write them off. But don't forget that they were a

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Speaker 1: playoff team last year. They had depth, no Diddy, and

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Speaker 1: youth no Diddy, and they smoked a shit out of

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Speaker 1: the Cowboys. The Cowboy, you did this to yourself, Dallas.

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Speaker 1: You fuck around all off season, You're playing games all

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Speaker 1: off season. You wait to the start of Week one,

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Speaker 1: two hours before kickoff to announce you're paying Dak Prescott

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Speaker 1: all that money. I don't know what the fuck you

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Speaker 1: were trying to do. I'm glad they suck. I'm happier

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Speaker 1: when I know that Dallas Cowboys are not good. Malik

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Speaker 1: Willis stepped in at QB and he's been great since

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Speaker 1: they beat the Colts and the Titans with these Jay

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Speaker 1: Love is back practicing, but Green Bay is a next

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Speaker 1: man up type of team. They got the next man

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Speaker 1: up mentality, and Josh Jacobs is a fucking I fuck

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Speaker 1: with Josh Shacops. I've always fucked with Josh Jacobs. I

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Speaker 1: don't have the mom a fantasy football teams this year,

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Speaker 1: but I rocks with Josh Jacobs. He's a workhorse. The

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Speaker 1: Justin Fields Naji Harris, Naji's running hard, no Bruno, He's

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Speaker 1: gonna get paid. After the Steelers didn't pick up his

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Speaker 1: fifth year option, Justin Field was cast out of Chicago,

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Speaker 1: but he shredded the formerly undefeated Chargers with his accuracy.

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Speaker 1: Pittsburgh is three and oh. They are three and no.

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Speaker 1: And I'm not saying it's because I'm coming there to perform.

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Speaker 1: But I'm not saying it's not because I'm coming to perform,

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Speaker 1: because there is nothing like being in Pittsburgh when they're

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Speaker 1: waving those steel towels, those terrible towels, loud and fucking proud,

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Speaker 1: and like, what are you talking about, Mike greb You're

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Speaker 1: a Giants fan and no shit Giants fan. Okay, But

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Speaker 1: when the world thought the only two teams who exist

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Speaker 1: were the Dallas Cowboys and the Pittsburgh Steelers in the

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Speaker 1: late seventies and the early eighties, I was rocking with

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Speaker 1: Mean Joe Green, Mike Webster, Jack Lambert, Rocky Blyer, Jack

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Speaker 1: ham Mel Blunt, Terry Bradshaw, Lynn Swann, John Stalwarts, John Cobb.

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Speaker 1: I could do the whole fucking starting offense and defense.

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Speaker 1: Don't play with me, don't play with me. And now

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Speaker 1: they got TJ. Watt and the Steelers d the steel curtain.

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Speaker 1: They're causing a lot of problems. I'm also I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: say this, I'm not surprised that the Seahawks are also

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Speaker 1: three and oh they got a lot of weapons. And

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Speaker 1: it ain't easy winning in Seattle. It's loud. DK Metcalf

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Speaker 1: is a fucking beast, even though somehow, some way, you know,

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00:32:52,600 --> 00:32:59,200
Speaker 1: he has like an addiction to candy, gummy bears, gummy worms, Skittles, mentos,

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Speaker 1: you name it. He says shit all day long. He's

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Speaker 1: a freak, talks about it openly. But it's crazy that

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Speaker 1: Geno Smith has It's a shock. He's become one of

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Speaker 1: the best, most consistent quarterbacks in the NFL. And if

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Speaker 1: you're from New York, you know the trials and tribulations

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Speaker 1: of fucking gene O Smith and Bryce Young. Keep your

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Speaker 1: fucking head up because this ain't gonna be the end

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Speaker 1: of the road for you, just like it wasn't the

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Speaker 1: end of the road for Baker Mayfield. It could be

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Speaker 1: just the city. It could be the climate, it could

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Speaker 1: be the coaching, it could just be the expectations. So

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Speaker 1: I want to see Bryce Young back. If he's not

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Speaker 1: with the Panthers, I want to see him have another

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Speaker 1: chance to rock some world. The Panthers, Like I said,

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Speaker 1: I watched that game against the Raiders. We watch all

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Speaker 1: the games, me the Duns brothers, we watch all the

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Speaker 1: fucking games. They had the late slate, the four game

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Speaker 1: boks on YouTube TV, the laptop with the fifth game.

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Speaker 1: It was glorious. Andy Dalton, he's still in the NFL,

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Speaker 1: slicing Dison, slicing up the Raiders defense in their crib.

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00:34:13,920 --> 00:34:18,359
Speaker 1: Antonio Pearce was pissed off. He said, dudes were making

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Speaker 1: business decisions and now he's gonna make a business decision.

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Speaker 1: Let me tell you something. The Las Vegas Raiders, I

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Speaker 1: don't care what kind of business decisions, trades, this, that,

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Speaker 1: and the third. They're haunted by the ghost of Oakland.

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Speaker 1: That team should be in Oakland, period. You know the

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Speaker 1: Oakland A's. They're leaving Oakland too, going to Vegas. That's

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Speaker 1: what you call a Shonda, a funcking Shanda. But it

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Speaker 1: was good to see the Panthers get a big win.

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Speaker 1: They got a lot of talent, all right. That rookie

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Speaker 1: at Texas, he's a fucking monster. Jonathan Brooks, remember the

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Speaker 1: name Jonathan Brooks. He's ready, he's coming, he's humming, he

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Speaker 1: is moving and grooving. And now I'm going to bring

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Speaker 1: back a segment that the people have called for. Remember

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Speaker 1: this segment that'll get your bench. I'm benching everyone on

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Speaker 1: the San Francisco forty nine ers except for Juwan Jennings,

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Speaker 1: who had three touchdowns. I know you don't have CMC.

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Speaker 1: I know you don't have Debo or Kittle, but you're

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Speaker 1: up seven with three minutes left. After they're dominating your

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00:35:35,280 --> 00:35:39,000
Speaker 1: division rival all day and you can't get it done.

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Speaker 1: That'll get your bench. I know there's injuries, but the

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Speaker 1: Niners are looking shaky on the yard. They better be

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Speaker 1: able to take care of business next week at home

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Speaker 1: versus the Patriots, because then it's a brutal stretch Arizona

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Speaker 1: at Seattle Kansas City and before thereby next up, I'm

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Speaker 1: benching Mike McDaniel. Yo, there's no other quarterback you can find.

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Speaker 1: You're on the sidelines looking like Ace Rothstein, looking like

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Speaker 1: straight up, you're on a Miami bender. You got your

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Speaker 1: Ace Rostein glasses on, and you okayed giving to a

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Speaker 1: two hundred million dollars They gave to a two hundred million.

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Speaker 1: I have no problem with that. But your backups are

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Speaker 1: Skyler Thompson and Tim Doyle. What the fuck? You got

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Speaker 1: a Ferrari in Tyreek the freak. You got a Ferrari

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Speaker 1: and Jalen Wattlewaddle. You got a Ferrari and Devin put

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Speaker 1: your weight on Hien and instead of filling up that

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Speaker 1: Ferrari with gas, you're pumping rocks in that engine. Skyler,

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Speaker 1: let me tell you something. No disrespect to Skyler Thompson.

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Speaker 1: I don't know much about you, Duke, but your name

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Speaker 1: is Skyler. That's never never a name that rings bells

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00:37:02,920 --> 00:37:06,279
Speaker 1: to lead men no disrespect. You need to figure something out.

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00:37:06,320 --> 00:37:13,319
Speaker 1: Get Kaepernick, get Tom Brady, do something you got three

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Speaker 1: Ferrari's figure this shit out. Take those fucking goofy glasses off,

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Speaker 1: get yourself in a stringent and refocus. Mike McDaniel, get

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Speaker 1: it together and get it together real fast, room vroom

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Speaker 1: at home versus Tennessee. Speaking of Tennessee, where they definitely

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Speaker 1: do not have a ten at quarterback. Last benching looking

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Speaker 1: like a benching that might be for real. The mayonnaise

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Speaker 1: king in Tennessee Will Levi's and I don't mean the

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Speaker 1: jeens oh and three oh and three. After getting Yo

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Speaker 1: pick six that put the game out of reach. Every

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Speaker 1: the thrill. He's got Mason Rudolph. Remember Mason Rudolph. Bringing

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Speaker 1: Mason Rudolph. We're benching people may Yo play times over.

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Speaker 1: We're heading into week four. There's sixty no, seventeen games,

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Speaker 1: seventeen games in the NFL season We don't have time

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Speaker 1: to play with this shit. You're not doing your jump.

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Speaker 1: We're benching you. Period. I got a friend who bet

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Speaker 1: from that. I had my little camera, my little my

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