WEBVTT - Mom, We’re Drinking Four Loko

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<v Speaker 1>Don't answer the phone. Elvis Duran, the Elvis durand phone tapping?

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<v Speaker 1>All right, scary, tell me all about it. So juliet

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<v Speaker 1>wanted a phone tap her mom. Juliet is away at school,

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<v Speaker 1>and her mom can't stand the fact that she's sending

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<v Speaker 1>Juliet to such a great school, paid all this money,

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<v Speaker 1>and yet all Juliette does is party. So Juliette starts

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<v Speaker 1>to call to her mom from her dorm room and

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<v Speaker 1>then I walk in. You walk in, Yeah, just walk in.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's listen in to today's phone tap. Hello, Hi, mommy,

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<v Speaker 2>it's me. Hi, mama, con check in. You know, see

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<v Speaker 2>how you doing?

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<v Speaker 1>Did you go see the doctor? Uh? Come on, please,

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<v Speaker 1>you cannot put this thing off. Believe me. Your thea

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<v Speaker 1>heads is horrible thing.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, let's listen. I didn't want to talk about that.

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<v Speaker 2>It's just wanted to see how you're doing.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, you don't play around with these kind of things.

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<v Speaker 2>Is not a big deal.

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<v Speaker 1>It dog the rest of your life. Hey, Juliette, Hello, Hey, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>how's everything all right?

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<v Speaker 2>Simon and my friends just came in. Dy are you

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<v Speaker 2>I'm you go out? That's night.

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<v Speaker 1>You just walked in the door. There came in your food.

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<v Speaker 1>Not very comfortable.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, hello, hello, smy is a little chaotic right now.

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<v Speaker 1>Excuse me, excuse me? He is in your bedroom here.

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<v Speaker 2>No hello, this is he's just being silly. I'm sire.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm sire.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna cut I'll tell you, I'm gonna cut cams

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<v Speaker 1>so I could go stop by liquor store.

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<v Speaker 2>Euse me?

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<v Speaker 1>Can you tell the shut up please, I'm talking to you.

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<v Speaker 1>Stop by the liquor store for the party tonight, so

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<v Speaker 1>I just need your twenty bucks.

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<v Speaker 2>I was just sitting out of my bag.

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<v Speaker 1>It's cool, okay, what you just want to let him

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<v Speaker 1>go into your purse like that?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh mommy, here's my friend.

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<v Speaker 1>Like it's not I'm a guy going into your purse

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<v Speaker 1>like for no reason like that. Twenty dollars for what?

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<v Speaker 1>For liquor? Your plus?

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<v Speaker 2>Sometimes this?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you know what party, Julie, what party?

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<v Speaker 2>Mommy? Everybody goes Ardi has not a big deal. It's

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<v Speaker 2>just you wet us and steam and you know, just

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<v Speaker 2>a hesitation.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like, I can't be like that, you know, I

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<v Speaker 1>want to hop in the park and going there and

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<v Speaker 1>I'm your face, you're not even twenty one is he legal? Julie,

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<v Speaker 1>I am not gonna come and bail my daughter out

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<v Speaker 1>of some stupid ass jail. Can I raise you like this?

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<v Speaker 1>Damn it? Imagine what you're doing an on the phone

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<v Speaker 1>with you. I'll get a ken that you know what?

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<v Speaker 1>Turn them? Not that guy?

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<v Speaker 2>Well stands and get on, Julie, get quart still because

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<v Speaker 2>you know a mana doesn't like those? You want a

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<v Speaker 2>case of for a logo?

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<v Speaker 1>Right, yeah, yeah, I get so.

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<v Speaker 2>Those are so good. That's good.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, I'll get some of those. Ill you about that

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<v Speaker 1>local coco whatever that the name it is? You know

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<v Speaker 1>what to not drink? Are you stupid? Do you even

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<v Speaker 1>do any of the research? You know what a local drink?

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<v Speaker 1>You know what they call it? They call it blackout

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<v Speaker 1>and they can Julie, I do the research.

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<v Speaker 2>He has a dorm moment, they go down. That's what

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<v Speaker 2>the party is gonna be, and like we just stay up.

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<v Speaker 1>And next thing, you know, you a path naked with

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<v Speaker 1>a pillow on your face or something. Oh I'm talking to.

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<v Speaker 2>You over here. You're not paying attention.

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<v Speaker 1>God, I just I where's your funnel? Do you sell

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<v Speaker 1>the funnel?

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<v Speaker 2>I gotta buy a new funnel?

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<v Speaker 1>Is your mom not cool with this, and I don't

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<v Speaker 1>get no, I'm.

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<v Speaker 2>Not cool with money. Why don't you talk to him?

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<v Speaker 2>Because it's totally like you do really cool guys.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, do this. I'm gonna talk about Hey, I'm putting mind.

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<v Speaker 1>Daddy's high. She's got twenty one.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm twenty four.

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<v Speaker 1>You're wrong with a twenty year old, Ben. I'm on

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<v Speaker 1>the six year plan. Listen, you stupid? Will you please

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<v Speaker 1>stop doing this with my daughter?

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<v Speaker 2>Pour loko is good?

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<v Speaker 1>No? Do you know either? Or is everyone stupid over there?

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<v Speaker 1>It's good stuff. If she doesn't like that, I'm buying

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<v Speaker 1>a big block of ice. You're gonna trve out like

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<v Speaker 1>a little ski slope. We're gonna have an ice luge tonight.

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<v Speaker 1>So you get a chilled glass of vodka right into

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<v Speaker 1>your mouth. I don't care about no lube, ice glube.

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<v Speaker 2>You can't lose Louise.

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<v Speaker 1>Where's Julie. Where's Julie? Please, Julie. Your mom's not very

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<v Speaker 1>happy about this. Tand cups? How many we need? We need?

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<v Speaker 2>Get like at least like two.

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<v Speaker 1>Party?

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<v Speaker 2>Don't you want me to experience the full college experience?

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<v Speaker 1>This is what it is. I have to live. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't go on the Facebook and socialize. What are you

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<v Speaker 1>gonna do this local drink? Your mom's just out of touch.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you want to touch Monny high down? It's like embarrassing.

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<v Speaker 2>You're embarrassing me to leave.

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<v Speaker 1>Hey, I'll listen. You shut up, get off the phone.

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<v Speaker 1>You've been phone depped. This is a trank Mommy, mom,

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<v Speaker 1>missus Scary Jones smell just ran in the morning show.

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<v Speaker 1>And your daughter's not drinking.

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<v Speaker 2>I have not been drinking this ill sixteen, Mommy, Are

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<v Speaker 2>you okay?

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<v Speaker 1>No, I'm not okay, Julie. There's nobody here with me.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm by myself.

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<v Speaker 2>It's the radio show.

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<v Speaker 1>It's the radio station. Well now it's a radio station. No,

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<v Speaker 1>it's a radio station.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't think my mom gets the show where she lives.

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<v Speaker 1>This is not right to do me like that. This

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<v Speaker 1>is not right. And you know what, I don't like

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<v Speaker 1>that guy in the room.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't like he's not in the room with me, mommy,

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<v Speaker 2>and by myself. He's on the radio.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know whether to hug you or put you

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<v Speaker 1>in the face right now, phone tap.

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<v Speaker 2>This phone tab was pre recorded with permission granted by

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<v Speaker 2>all participants. The Elvis Duran phone tap only on Elvis

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