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Speaker 1: Don't answer the phone. Elvis Duran, the Elvis durand phone tapping?

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Speaker 1: All right, scary, tell me all about it. So juliet

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Speaker 1: wanted a phone tap her mom. Juliet is away at school,

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Speaker 1: and her mom can't stand the fact that she's sending

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Speaker 1: Juliet to such a great school, paid all this money,

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Speaker 1: and yet all Juliette does is party. So Juliette starts

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Speaker 1: to call to her mom from her dorm room and

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Speaker 1: then I walk in. You walk in, Yeah, just walk in.

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Speaker 2: Let's listen in to today's phone tap. Hello, Hi, mommy,

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Speaker 2: it's me. Hi, mama, con check in. You know, see

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Speaker 2: how you doing?

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Speaker 1: Did you go see the doctor? Uh? Come on, please,

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Speaker 1: you cannot put this thing off. Believe me. Your thea

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Speaker 1: heads is horrible thing.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, let's listen. I didn't want to talk about that.

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Speaker 2: It's just wanted to see how you're doing.

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Speaker 1: You know, you don't play around with these kind of things.

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Speaker 2: Is not a big deal.

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Speaker 1: It dog the rest of your life. Hey, Juliette, Hello, Hey, yeah,

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Speaker 1: how's everything all right?

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Speaker 2: Simon and my friends just came in. Dy are you

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Speaker 2: I'm you go out? That's night.

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Speaker 1: You just walked in the door. There came in your food.

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Speaker 1: Not very comfortable.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, hello, hello, smy is a little chaotic right now.

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Speaker 1: Excuse me, excuse me? He is in your bedroom here.

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Speaker 2: No hello, this is he's just being silly. I'm sire.

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Speaker 2: I'm sire.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna cut I'll tell you, I'm gonna cut cams

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Speaker 1: so I could go stop by liquor store.

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Speaker 2: Euse me?

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Speaker 1: Can you tell the shut up please, I'm talking to you.

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Speaker 1: Stop by the liquor store for the party tonight, so

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Speaker 1: I just need your twenty bucks.

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Speaker 2: I was just sitting out of my bag.

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Speaker 1: It's cool, okay, what you just want to let him

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Speaker 1: go into your purse like that?

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Speaker 2: Oh mommy, here's my friend.

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Speaker 1: Like it's not I'm a guy going into your purse

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Speaker 1: like for no reason like that. Twenty dollars for what?

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Speaker 1: For liquor? Your plus?

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Speaker 2: Sometimes this?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you know what party, Julie, what party?

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Speaker 2: Mommy? Everybody goes Ardi has not a big deal. It's

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Speaker 2: just you wet us and steam and you know, just

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Speaker 2: a hesitation.

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Speaker 1: I'm like, I can't be like that, you know, I

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Speaker 1: want to hop in the park and going there and

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Speaker 1: I'm your face, you're not even twenty one is he legal? Julie,

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Speaker 1: I am not gonna come and bail my daughter out

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Speaker 1: of some stupid ass jail. Can I raise you like this?

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Speaker 1: Damn it? Imagine what you're doing an on the phone

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Speaker 1: with you. I'll get a ken that you know what?

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Speaker 1: Turn them? Not that guy?

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Speaker 2: Well stands and get on, Julie, get quart still because

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Speaker 2: you know a mana doesn't like those? You want a

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Speaker 2: case of for a logo?

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Speaker 1: Right, yeah, yeah, I get so.

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Speaker 2: Those are so good. That's good.

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Speaker 1: Okay, I'll get some of those. Ill you about that

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Speaker 1: local coco whatever that the name it is? You know

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Speaker 1: what to not drink? Are you stupid? Do you even

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Speaker 1: do any of the research? You know what a local drink?

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Speaker 1: You know what they call it? They call it blackout

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Speaker 1: and they can Julie, I do the research.

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Speaker 2: He has a dorm moment, they go down. That's what

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Speaker 2: the party is gonna be, and like we just stay up.

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Speaker 1: And next thing, you know, you a path naked with

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Speaker 1: a pillow on your face or something. Oh I'm talking to.

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Speaker 2: You over here. You're not paying attention.

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Speaker 1: God, I just I where's your funnel? Do you sell

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Speaker 1: the funnel?

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Speaker 2: I gotta buy a new funnel?

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Speaker 1: Is your mom not cool with this, and I don't

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Speaker 1: get no, I'm.

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Speaker 2: Not cool with money. Why don't you talk to him?

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Speaker 2: Because it's totally like you do really cool guys.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, do this. I'm gonna talk about Hey, I'm putting mind.

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Speaker 1: Daddy's high. She's got twenty one.

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Speaker 2: I'm twenty four.

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Speaker 1: You're wrong with a twenty year old, Ben. I'm on

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Speaker 1: the six year plan. Listen, you stupid? Will you please

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Speaker 1: stop doing this with my daughter?

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Speaker 2: Pour loko is good?

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Speaker 1: No? Do you know either? Or is everyone stupid over there?

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Speaker 1: It's good stuff. If she doesn't like that, I'm buying

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Speaker 1: a big block of ice. You're gonna trve out like

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Speaker 1: a little ski slope. We're gonna have an ice luge tonight.

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Speaker 1: So you get a chilled glass of vodka right into

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Speaker 1: your mouth. I don't care about no lube, ice glube.

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Speaker 2: You can't lose Louise.

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Speaker 1: Where's Julie. Where's Julie? Please, Julie. Your mom's not very

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Speaker 1: happy about this. Tand cups? How many we need? We need?

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Speaker 2: Get like at least like two.

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Speaker 1: Party?

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Speaker 2: Don't you want me to experience the full college experience?

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Speaker 1: This is what it is. I have to live. I

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Speaker 1: don't go on the Facebook and socialize. What are you

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Speaker 1: gonna do this local drink? Your mom's just out of touch.

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Speaker 2: Do you want to touch Monny high down? It's like embarrassing.

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Speaker 2: You're embarrassing me to leave.

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Speaker 1: Hey, I'll listen. You shut up, get off the phone.

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Speaker 1: You've been phone depped. This is a trank Mommy, mom,

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Speaker 1: missus Scary Jones smell just ran in the morning show.

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Speaker 1: And your daughter's not drinking.

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Speaker 2: I have not been drinking this ill sixteen, Mommy, Are

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Speaker 2: you okay?

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Speaker 1: No, I'm not okay, Julie. There's nobody here with me.

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Speaker 1: I'm by myself.

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Speaker 2: It's the radio show.

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Speaker 1: It's the radio station. Well now it's a radio station. No,

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Speaker 1: it's a radio station.

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Speaker 2: I don't think my mom gets the show where she lives.

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Speaker 1: This is not right to do me like that. This

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Speaker 1: is not right. And you know what, I don't like

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Speaker 1: that guy in the room.

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Speaker 2: I don't like he's not in the room with me, mommy,

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Speaker 2: and by myself. He's on the radio.

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Speaker 1: I don't know whether to hug you or put you

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Speaker 1: in the face right now, phone tap.

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Speaker 2: This phone tab was pre recorded with permission granted by

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Speaker 2: all participants. The Elvis Duran phone tap only on Elvis

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Speaker 2: Duran in the morning show