Speaker 1: Boom. If you thought four hours a day, minutes a
Speaker 1: week was enough, think again. He's the last remnants of
Speaker 1: the old republic, a sole fashion of fairness. He treats
Speaker 1: crackheads in the ghetto Cutter the same as the rich
Speaker 1: pill poppers in the penthouse. The clearing House of Hot
Speaker 1: takes break free for something special. The Fifth Hour with
Speaker 1: Ben Maller starts right now in the air everywhere. That's
Speaker 1: right because the Fifth Hour podcast a spinoff, a spinoff
Speaker 1: podcast from the radio show, and we are here eight
Speaker 1: days a week. This would be the eighth there week.
Speaker 1: This being Sunday, it's an NFL Sunday, a National Football
Speaker 1: League Sunday, which means double duty because not only to
Speaker 1: get this podcast, but we'll be back on the radio
Speaker 1: late at night into the early morning hours Sunday into
Speaker 1: Monday at two a m. In the East, eleven pm
Speaker 1: in the West, breaking down all the football activity and
Speaker 1: the Benny versus the Penny as well. You can watch
Speaker 1: that if you're getting up early. Here and joined again
Speaker 1: by my new podcast partner. We have gotten rid of
Speaker 1: David Gascon and in his place, the great Ryan Smith
Speaker 1: is here and Hello Ryan. But it's good to have
Speaker 1: a professional on the podcast wouldn't go far, but thank
Speaker 1: you for the kind words. Yes, all right, so this
Speaker 1: is a mail bag. Are you prepared? Do you have
Speaker 1: your hazmat suit on? For what is going to happen
Speaker 1: here with all these slimeballs and these arch villains and
Speaker 1: all these bad guys sending in questions? Are all right,
Speaker 1: so we're gonna go right to the mail bag. These
Speaker 1: are actual questions sending by actual listeners. If you'd like
Speaker 1: to contribute content and feed the content machine, which is
Speaker 1: the fifth hour with Ben Mallard podcast, So usually on Wednesday,
Speaker 1: typically it's in the morning, Typically in the morning. I'm
Speaker 1: not sure exactly when changes every week, but usually in
Speaker 1: the morning, and I will post something on the show
Speaker 1: facebook page, which is Ben Mallers Show, and you could
Speaker 1: submit a question via the Facebook page. Now if you
Speaker 1: don't want to do that, because your question is very
Speaker 1: important and you want to keep it private. Like our
Speaker 1: friend I Am a pilot who gave us that great
Speaker 1: story about traveling to China. We had that a few
Speaker 1: weeks ago and his experience dealing with that. It was
Speaker 1: an interesting tale and he gave great detail. And he
Speaker 1: did that via email send a long email and it
Speaker 1: was just between us. So you can send the email
Speaker 1: Real fifth hour at gmail dot com. Really just put
Speaker 1: question in the headline so I know it's a question
Speaker 1: for the podcast and you're not trying to get me
Speaker 1: to buy something. Real fifth hour at gmail dot com.
Speaker 1: So we opened up the mail bag this week and
Speaker 1: we begin with a question that came in from Glenn
Speaker 1: in Chicago. He says, when you do the instant advice
Speaker 1: lone in your show, who is the high pitched voice guy?
Speaker 1: It sounds like he says, I'm Fuggie Komodo. Um. I
Speaker 1: don't know who that is. I I don't know if
Speaker 1: you know this, Glenn. We don't have paid callers. This
Speaker 1: is not this is not something like it's a comedy show.
Speaker 1: I guess it's become that, but we don't have a budget.
Speaker 1: It's I don't do impersonations like Phil Hendry, the radio
Speaker 1: legend Phil Hendry would do. Um, so that's just a
Speaker 1: guy that's his stick. And he says, who are what
Speaker 1: is Fudgie Como? It's it's Komodo. Um, I'm not that part.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I probably shouldn't know. Ryan, do you
Speaker 1: know who that is Is that just a made up character?
Speaker 1: I don't know. Is that some some reference that I'm missing?
Speaker 1: I don't know. If it's funny. I like the way
Speaker 1: he does it. It's probably something, but I have no idea.
Speaker 1: I have your guests as good as mine. It sounds
Speaker 1: like something from south Park to me, but I don't know.
Speaker 1: Maybe not. And it sounds like they had Mr. Mr
Speaker 1: Poo on South Park, you know, like I think? So? Yeah?
Speaker 1: All right, ja'son in from Rocky Mountain, Virginia Rights and
Speaker 1: he says, big bag? Are you and your elitist co
Speaker 1: host on Parlor? He says, well, the last co host
Speaker 1: is not here. I'm tired of the total garbage on Twitter.
Speaker 1: The only reason I'm on it is to follow your
Speaker 1: show hashtag mallar Militia. I may delete my account when
Speaker 1: you think of starting over on Parlor. Well, Jason, I
Speaker 1: did start a Parlor account. I have one. I'm not
Speaker 1: active on it um And the problem that I have
Speaker 1: with Parlor is it's it's one of these weird things.
Speaker 1: Is it what came first? The chicken or the egg? Right?
Speaker 1: Because I need to go where the people are, and
Speaker 1: the people are not on the the the Parlor platform.
Speaker 1: Yet when more people get on there, I will be
Speaker 1: there and I will interact more on Parlor, and I'll
Speaker 1: make that part of my routine. But it's it's got
Speaker 1: a fraction of the following, and it's unfortunately, as you know, Jason,
Speaker 1: it is broadcasting, not narrow casting. So if I was
Speaker 1: only worried about Parlor, it would be narrowcasting. But I
Speaker 1: hope Parlor does well. I like the fact that they
Speaker 1: don't have the draconian bull bullcrap rules that Twitter and
Speaker 1: Facebook have, and how ridiculous those companies have become censoring everything,
Speaker 1: and I believe the public square should not be a
Speaker 1: place of censorship. Twitter disagrees, Facebook disagrees. And and if
Speaker 1: you've noticed, Jason, I'm not nearly as active as I
Speaker 1: used to be on Twitter. I very rarely get into
Speaker 1: much anything on there these days because I'm not a
Speaker 1: big fan of the platform. But I'm on there to
Speaker 1: reach people and occasionally, you know, and when the time
Speaker 1: is right and there's something going on and I'm not
Speaker 1: doing the show, I will I will post away. But
Speaker 1: I do have a Parlor kunt. I think it's just
Speaker 1: my name. I believe it's just Ben Matler on Parlor.
Speaker 1: So if you want to you want to know how
Speaker 1: that works, I think you can follow me or however
Speaker 1: that works there and pay attention to what I post.
Speaker 1: Not that I have posted much of anything, but it
Speaker 1: is on there. Checked my name in and you can
Speaker 1: check that out. And Ryan, are you on Parlory the
Speaker 1: new social media a platform Parlor? I've never even heard
Speaker 1: of that. Yeah, it's supposed to be. Uh, it's new,
Speaker 1: which means it's probably not gonna make it because usually
Speaker 1: first in market wins, right, it is not Usually it
Speaker 1: works the first one that becomes the name brand. But
Speaker 1: it's kind of like a version of Twitter. Uh, not quite,
Speaker 1: but it's a social media platform. But they're they're selling
Speaker 1: point is it's not gonna They're not gonna censor you
Speaker 1: the way that Twitter censors anyone that disagrees with their
Speaker 1: their tenants. You know, they're talking points the political agenda
Speaker 1: of Twitter. If you disagree with that, you get shut down.
Speaker 1: They put a slap, they slap something on your tweets
Speaker 1: about how you know, yes, exactly, the cancel culture, which
Speaker 1: speaking of the council culture, Oh my god, So the
Speaker 1: governor of California, I'm getting a little carried away. The
Speaker 1: governor of California, who has been telling King Newsome, his majesty,
Speaker 1: who's been telling people not to you know, go together
Speaker 1: and hang out, not to have meals together, not to
Speaker 1: eat out out to you know, all these all these
Speaker 1: things you cannot do because you know he's gonna protect you.
Speaker 1: He's like your father, He's gonna protect you. The slimeball
Speaker 1: politician Gavin Newsom. So he was caught red handed at
Speaker 1: a restaurant, a very high end one of the top
Speaker 1: five restaurants in the world, I think even higher than
Speaker 1: that in northern California, NAPA. And he was eating and frolicking.
Speaker 1: No one was wearing masks. It was indoors everything he
Speaker 1: says not to do. So he gets caught red handed,
Speaker 1: and uh and and so he's trying to sneak out
Speaker 1: of it. And and the great thing here is one
Speaker 1: of my my friends, this big liberal guy that I've
Speaker 1: known for a long time. Uh and uh, he's he's
Speaker 1: trying to defend Gavin Newsom. He was trying to ffend
Speaker 1: Gavin Newsom and all that it was. It was outstanding.
Speaker 1: And then I I of course then said we need
Speaker 1: to recall Gavin Newsom. And there's actually a campaign in fact,
Speaker 1: I should I should give them a pub right now.
Speaker 1: If we have a lot of listeners in California. Uh,
Speaker 1: it's recal recall all Gavin dot com. It might be
Speaker 1: the most important thing that you here on this podcast.
Speaker 1: Recall Gavin Com. You get this slimeballd dork of a
Speaker 1: governor out of office. California has succeeded in this. They
Speaker 1: have gotten a governor, great Davis. That's how we got
Speaker 1: the terminator, the governator Arnold Schwartzenegger years ago in the
Speaker 1: history of California. But Gavin Newsom deserves to be kicked
Speaker 1: out of office. He's a loser and I hope he does.
Speaker 1: But one of my friends was like defending him and on.
Speaker 1: But but he was upset with me because he said,
Speaker 1: you want to recall Gavin Newsom, that's cancel culture. So
Speaker 1: then I had to explain to this idiot, this ignor
Speaker 1: ramis that no, dummy, it's not cancel culture. Cancel culture
Speaker 1: is you tweet something or you post something on online
Speaker 1: and and the mob, the mobs is, oh, we're going
Speaker 1: to cancel you. This is a process where you have
Speaker 1: to get thousands of people to sign up, right, there's
Speaker 1: thousands of people that need to sign up to get
Speaker 1: to another vote. That's called the democratic process. That's called
Speaker 1: the that's how it's supposed to work. That's not cancel culture.
Speaker 1: That's all right, we're gonna have we need a bunch
Speaker 1: of signatures, then we're gonna have a vote. And if
Speaker 1: everything goes that way, you're out. It's not hey, you
Speaker 1: posted something online and you're done. It's people so stupid.
Speaker 1: Some people my one of my my buddies. What are
Speaker 1: you doing? It's ridiculous. Anyway, I got a little carried
Speaker 1: away there, right o carried away. It seems like you're triggered,
Speaker 1: just just annoyed. I need my safe space. I need
Speaker 1: my warm glass of milk in my blanking and I'll
Speaker 1: be okay. Dylan in Nashville writes in on the mail bag.
Speaker 1: He says, I'm back on the third shift. So it's
Speaker 1: back to the Ben Mallor show. How about See, there's
Speaker 1: a guy, Dylan admitting when out of sight, out of
Speaker 1: mind right when he's listening to it was working night
Speaker 1: h nights. He's a listener. But when not he turns
Speaker 1: his back on the show. He's admitting that, yeah, and
Speaker 1: that's how most people are. Remember when I lost my job.
Speaker 1: I've lost my job a few times and I thought,
Speaker 1: oh man, people aren't gonna live without me. And then
Speaker 1: you know, whoever is on people get used to you know,
Speaker 1: they can plain for a couple of days and then
Speaker 1: they're like, Okay, all this is this guy. You know,
Speaker 1: I'll move on. Very rarely do you get the blind
Speaker 1: loyalty that, no matter what, I'm gonna ride or die
Speaker 1: with you. He says, He's drives around at night in
Speaker 1: the company car listing all right, and then he has
Speaker 1: a sporty question. He said, so, Ben, is there anything
Speaker 1: to step Tannehill can do is save the Titan season
Speaker 1: before he poops his pants and the Titans fall back
Speaker 1: into the dismal obscurity of the a f C. South. Well,
Speaker 1: the simple answer, Dyllan, not that we try to do
Speaker 1: sporty questions on this, but the simple answer is is no.
Speaker 1: I mean there are limits. There are limits here the
Speaker 1: skill set of Ryan tan Hill. He's got abilities where
Speaker 1: occasionally he plays pretty well for a stretch, but you
Speaker 1: know that in an extremely in more important game, at
Speaker 1: a crucial moment, you cannot depend on that. You cannot
Speaker 1: depend he doesn't have what it takes. And that's the problem.
Speaker 1: And so the Titans are gonna have to scape by
Speaker 1: then they can win. We've seen teams win where the
Speaker 1: quarterbacks not that great and get to a super Bowl.
Speaker 1: The Rams got to the Super Bowl with Jared Goff
Speaker 1: and he's not very good. Uh. And then there have
Speaker 1: been other teams that have won Super Bowls. The grant
Speaker 1: example is always the Tampa Bay Buccaneers with Trent Dolford
Speaker 1: back in the day. And they've been teams that can
Speaker 1: get there. But you have to be so good on
Speaker 1: special teams in defense, and that's the that's the problem.
Speaker 1: That's the rub on the Titans. Their defense is carefree
Speaker 1: and uh no, no concern bothering to tackle anybody. Um.
Speaker 1: So that's the problem. So that the answers, now, do
Speaker 1: you have a different answer? Run? Are you a big
Speaker 1: Tennessee Titan fan? Now, not to be the guy that's
Speaker 1: correcting you, but Trent Dilford was on the Ravens. Oh
Speaker 1: I say the Ravens will excuse me. That's but now
Speaker 1: that he was on the Buccaneers, he's the last quarterback
Speaker 1: to go an entire season and have less than five
Speaker 1: touchdown passes as a starter he had in Tampa Bay.
Speaker 1: I think it was Tampa. He played the entire year
Speaker 1: and had like four touchdowns for the Buccaneers. All right, yeah, great,
Speaker 1: great moments in NFS three, Charlie. And you never correct
Speaker 1: me again or you're fired. D okay, Charlie. In Memphis,
Speaker 1: he's the CEO of Gagon Limited. I thought they went
Speaker 1: out of business. I hey, he says, Ben, do you
Speaker 1: always find a way to weasel out of a bed?
Speaker 1: And he says, for your information, down south, we have
Speaker 1: just mountain oysters hog nuts. Well, Charlie, I want you
Speaker 1: to go to my Instagram page, my Facebook page. It's right,
Speaker 1: there's right at the top of the Instagram page. I
Speaker 1: ate Rocky Mountain oyster jerky. And I was told by
Speaker 1: a farmer that that is actually a harder eat that
Speaker 1: Rocky Mountain oysters when Deep Fried, Have you ever had
Speaker 1: Rocky Mountains Not that's disgusting. Well, don't make a bet
Speaker 1: on the radio, and then I have to do it.
Speaker 1: So I got some jerky. A listener sent in the
Speaker 1: mail Rocky Mountain oyster jerky. I ate it one piece
Speaker 1: it was disgusting, it was jerky, and I still could
Speaker 1: buy I still feel the vein I been into. It
Speaker 1: was horrible. And then I and these guys busting my
Speaker 1: ball saying, oh no, you didn't really do it, You
Speaker 1: didn't really do it. Shut up, Shut up, you losers.
Speaker 1: You are the stuff behind the toileted and seedy truck stop,
Speaker 1: is what you are. All right? Uh? This is from
Speaker 1: Mr Luciano in l A. He says, would you rather
Speaker 1: live in Vegas or Reno? And why? All right? Since
Speaker 1: great show, keep it up, Thank you, Mr Lucy. And
Speaker 1: I'm a Vegas guy. I went to Reno when I
Speaker 1: was a kid, but Vegas is not now. But Vegas
Speaker 1: is where the action is, so I would go Vegas now.
Speaker 1: I do know a bunch of people that live in Reno.
Speaker 1: I got old radio friends that retired to Reno or
Speaker 1: you know that whole thing. But Vegas is more my
Speaker 1: my speed. What about you, right? I'm a Raiders fan,
Speaker 1: so Vegas for me, it's right right there. You can
Speaker 1: be in the belly of the beast literally, yes, the
Speaker 1: death Star. And they've had no fans. The Raiders have
Speaker 1: been such an abject failure in Vegas. Nobody's gone to
Speaker 1: their games and Vaga the attendance is zero. We beat
Speaker 1: the Chiefs and beat them again on Sunday. Yeah it
Speaker 1: is Sunday, by the way, is our Sunday podcast by you?
Speaker 1: And uh, not that I want to correct you, but
Speaker 1: but now the raid the Raiders are doomed. That is
Speaker 1: going to be at least at ten point win for
Speaker 1: the Chiefs. At least at ten point win for the Chiefs,
Speaker 1: and if not, there should be an investigation. Alright, Kevin
Speaker 1: from Garden City, Kansas. Right, so, and he says, Man,
Speaker 1: I discovered your show while lying awake this spring when
Speaker 1: we shut down schools says, I'm glad you're putting out
Speaker 1: all the podcast now that we're back in school, Kevin says,
Speaker 1: and I need my sleep. Do you have any words
Speaker 1: of advice to teachers and the trenches during these strange times? Uh?
Speaker 1: They well, thank you, Kevin. Uh and and you do
Speaker 1: a great, great service there being a teacher. I mean,
Speaker 1: we all remember, we all have that one teacher that
Speaker 1: really moved us in a in a good direction. That specially,
Speaker 1: a lot of teachers kind of go by the wayside,
Speaker 1: but there's that one teacher that really nailed it right,
Speaker 1: just got it right and was a cornerstone in your
Speaker 1: in your life. The thing I don't know what great
Speaker 1: you teach, Kevin. The thing I would say to any
Speaker 1: teacher is a lot of kids. I think it's just
Speaker 1: human nature. You're you're not sure yourself. People are kind
Speaker 1: of like I don't know that self confidence a lot
Speaker 1: for most people, they're not They don't have a lot
Speaker 1: of self confidence. And just a few words of a
Speaker 1: teacher saying you're really good at this, You've got a
Speaker 1: chance to be amazing at this. You know that, just
Speaker 1: a little throwaway line like that for someone who's at
Speaker 1: a young age can make the difference, right, believing in them.
Speaker 1: That's like the most important thing I know. Teachers are
Speaker 1: supposed to do that. I don't know how many of
Speaker 1: them actually do it, but that's just that little thing.
Speaker 1: I can't give you any health advice. I can't give
Speaker 1: you any tips on that kind of stuff, but I
Speaker 1: can tell you that my experience when I was in
Speaker 1: high school, I had a guy that you know instead
Speaker 1: you know, it was in debate class, and he thought
Speaker 1: I was really good at debate and thought I could
Speaker 1: have a future, you know, and that kind of like
Speaker 1: empowered me and you know, gave me more confidence. And
Speaker 1: so it's cool. So anything Ryan that you would give
Speaker 1: advice to a teacher, well, fun fact, my mom was
Speaker 1: a teacher that I got respect for teachers. My mom
Speaker 1: was a special lead teacher. And no, before you ask,
Speaker 1: she did not teach David Gascon. Be sure to catch
Speaker 1: live editions of The Ben Maller Show weekdays at two
Speaker 1: am Eastern eleven p m. Pacific on Fox Sports Radio
Speaker 1: and the I Heart Radio app. That's uh so we've
Speaker 1: learned about on the Saturday podcast, we learned about your
Speaker 1: dad an engineer. Who's why didn't you have your mom
Speaker 1: do that? Wait a minute, you had your dad do
Speaker 1: the mass stuff. I guess because he's an engineer. But
Speaker 1: your mom is a teacher, wouldn't you you have had
Speaker 1: your mom help your homework out. My mom does everything.
Speaker 1: I felt like maybe we should just give her a break.
Speaker 1: I mean, like she mean, she's at work teaching. The
Speaker 1: last thing she wants to do is come home and
Speaker 1: start teaching. You know, it looks like I tell my wife,
Speaker 1: you and I do radio, I don't want to I
Speaker 1: talk for a living. You think I want to come
Speaker 1: home and talk, you know, right, I'm always wondering, you know,
Speaker 1: and like, if you're a porn star, you know you're
Speaker 1: daking someone. Do you want to have sex when you
Speaker 1: come home? I mean you're doing it at work? Exactly. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they're probably they're celibate when they're not working, right, come on, exactly.
Speaker 1: There you go. Well, you live not far away from
Speaker 1: the porn valley there, so you can. I've actually fred
Speaker 1: you a couple porn stars. Have you a weird feeling
Speaker 1: by the going, Hey, man, know who you are? Like,
Speaker 1: you know what? Never mind, you know that that happened
Speaker 1: to me one time at of all places, Tito's Tacos,
Speaker 1: the beautiful Tito's Tacos in Culver City and Great Taco Shock.
Speaker 1: You ever come to l A, gotta go to Tito's Tacos.
Speaker 1: It's a legendary spot. Gringo Tacos is my Mexican brothers
Speaker 1: and sisters like to tell me, but they're good. So
Speaker 1: I go there and this is my bachelor days, you
Speaker 1: know whatever, back in the day. And I go over
Speaker 1: there and I had maybe been watching a few movies
Speaker 1: prior and I get there and it was one of these, uh,
Speaker 1: these weird moments, you know. Serendipity, I believe is the
Speaker 1: term serendipity. Where I had seen this and um, uh
Speaker 1: there's a certain tattoo that this woman had like on
Speaker 1: her neck that um the person in front of me
Speaker 1: in line. It was the person. The tattoo was the same,
Speaker 1: the hair was the same, the whole thing. So I
Speaker 1: was like, wow, what are the odds? Like, seriously, there's
Speaker 1: so much of that like porno stuff, but one are
Speaker 1: the odds? You would see something and then within a
Speaker 1: couple of hours he would happen to be at a
Speaker 1: place that person is ordering tacos. Right. Synchronicity, right, synchronicity,
Speaker 1: Although I think that's more than synchron is. I think
Speaker 1: that is serendipity because but one of those big high
Speaker 1: falutin terms, I don't know they all, you know, it's
Speaker 1: just sound. You sound smart when you say stuff like that.
Speaker 1: You know, you just trying to work those things. And
Speaker 1: Greg writes it and he says, hines, catch up. Twitter
Speaker 1: page posted this and blocked the replies catch up and
Speaker 1: steak should always go together. Reply if you disagree, do
Speaker 1: either of you agree? And why would you cook your
Speaker 1: steaks like shoe leather if you do well, Greg, I
Speaker 1: like a steak well done, like nothing wrong with me
Speaker 1: at all. Um, you know, to each their own. I
Speaker 1: like my steak well done, and I've always been that way,
Speaker 1: and people get very offended. I get the snobby waiter
Speaker 1: who then comes back and says, the chef believes you
Speaker 1: should have a medium rare, and no, I like it
Speaker 1: well done. I wanted to look like the tires of
Speaker 1: my car. I don't. I don't really do catchup per
Speaker 1: se anymore. When I was a kid, I did catch up.
Speaker 1: I've done the a one steak sauce or some other style,
Speaker 1: you know, barbecue, saw something like that. Um, you gotta
Speaker 1: go with the great poupon, my friend, Yes, that's west
Speaker 1: of the four oh five stuff. You know. You don't
Speaker 1: want to go to a restaurant order like a steak
Speaker 1: well done, that's bad. I do it all the time.
Speaker 1: My one of my friends owns a restaurant. One of
Speaker 1: his friends brought a date and the lady asked for
Speaker 1: a steak well done. Well. They brought the steak out,
Speaker 1: and I kid you not if they stuck like the
Speaker 1: knife into the steak like they were stab someone. That's
Speaker 1: all piste off. They were, well, I don't understand that.
Speaker 1: Like you're you have the food, you prepare the food,
Speaker 1: you're supposed to put the customers always right, So what's them?
Speaker 1: That's not true? Now? The customers not always. Most customers
Speaker 1: are radiots. Look at you. I'm a very angry person. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so yeah, do you what do you think give the
Speaker 1: listeners to a radio show? Yeah, your listeners are great? Yeah,
Speaker 1: be careful exactly. I'm not my friend. I know about
Speaker 1: I don't want you don't want to get in the
Speaker 1: bad the bad side of the Mallard militia. Man, they
Speaker 1: are lethal. And you just wait until you start seeing
Speaker 1: the tweets. Then people welcome you to the militia here,
Speaker 1: they're oh my god, it's gonna be out of control.
Speaker 1: Will you get positive reviews or will you get negative reviews?
Speaker 1: Things that make you go. I think my reviews will
Speaker 1: be more positive than gas On. I would agree. I
Speaker 1: think that is a no brainer. Gascon is public enemy
Speaker 1: number one for the Mallard militia. And uh so yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean it'll be like you know, and they promote
Speaker 1: movies and and all that, they'll be like, what are
Speaker 1: they gonna say about the debut weekend of Ryan Smith.
Speaker 1: How about the rare sequel that surpasses the original. So
Speaker 1: I'm kind of like the Empire strikes back. Yeah, there
Speaker 1: you go go, there you go. Oh your Godfather too? Okay,
Speaker 1: I'll go with that, all right. Most people agree Godfather
Speaker 1: Too was the top and the Godfather trilogy or what
Speaker 1: was the Now Rocky's harder because everyone's got their favorite
Speaker 1: Rocky Rocky three man, Mr Lee, Yeah, a lot of
Speaker 1: people say rock Rocky three. Uh yeah, alright, moving on.
Speaker 1: I don't know what you want me to do it.
Speaker 1: I don't know any way you think the customers not
Speaker 1: not right now? Eric in Bingham to New York says,
Speaker 1: dear Ben, if you could be any superhero, who would
Speaker 1: you choose? I would probably choose Spider Man. Uh, he says.
Speaker 1: I work in comic books, so that is why I ask.
Speaker 1: I know I haven't written in a while. Always, he says,
Speaker 1: he cares for apparent. Well, Eric, listen, you got more
Speaker 1: important fish to fry there than there's some dumb podcast
Speaker 1: feeding content to a podcast. You're doing a good thing there,
Speaker 1: being a good uh good sibling respawn of a parent
Speaker 1: taking care of him. That's tough man. They get old
Speaker 1: and sick and all that. That's panting, So keep that up. Uh, Superhero.
Speaker 1: I've been asked this before. My answer changes pretty much
Speaker 1: all the time. So, like, if you were saying, like superhero, superhero,
Speaker 1: what power would you want? Superman can fly? Right, Superman
Speaker 1: and can fly, So that's that's obviously, um Hugh mongous um.
Speaker 1: But then I really depend like Aquaman, would you want
Speaker 1: to be in the water and be Aquaman? Um? Batman,
Speaker 1: you'd have the bat Cave. That's really a power. He
Speaker 1: has money, that's his power. Yeah, he's got he's got money.
Speaker 1: What does aunt Man have? He can shrink and grow
Speaker 1: well a joke and he can also you don't need
Speaker 1: to be aunt Man because a lot of people know
Speaker 1: how to shrink and Incredible Hulk would be pretty good too.
Speaker 1: That would be like superhuman strength and all that, right,
Speaker 1: and you get a he turned green, you know, right? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I gotta go with Luke Cage. It's one of my favorites.
Speaker 1: Why don't you know who Luke Cage is? Well? Why
Speaker 1: why would you? I mean, there's so many superheroes small,
Speaker 1: he's bulletproof and right now being a black guy and
Speaker 1: being bulletproof kind of important. Right now? Wow, the third round,
Speaker 1: my man, it's the third all right now? How dare you?
Speaker 1: How dare you? I think some of the other see
Speaker 1: Hawkeye was Hawkeye. Do you know Hawky is superpower? She's
Speaker 1: just really good with the bone arrow and he can fight. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: archery right, archery. When the gold medal in the Olympics,
Speaker 1: iron Man just had the suit. We know money had money?
Speaker 1: And what about what's the one that stops time? Because
Speaker 1: you can fat you know, to get what's that one called?
Speaker 1: I forget the name of it. You know the superhero
Speaker 1: that kind of stops slows down time so he goes fast.
Speaker 1: You're talking about the Flash or yeah, I think the
Speaker 1: Flash that's time. He just runs away fast. No, no,
Speaker 1: I thought I thought the thing was one of them
Speaker 1: stops time and that's why they can kind of go.
Speaker 1: It makes them appear like they're running fast. Is that
Speaker 1: the power you want? Well, if you could stop time,
Speaker 1: you could do whatever you want. I mean, growing up,
Speaker 1: I always wanted to be able to be able to
Speaker 1: like read people's minds. And then when I got older,
Speaker 1: I was like, no, I don't want that. I don't
Speaker 1: really give a damn what you're thinking. And more times
Speaker 1: than not, people are thinking things that I don't want
Speaker 1: to even think about. Yeah, so I gotta go with
Speaker 1: the flight. Flight's good, all right. I guess for the
Speaker 1: purposes of this, I would pick the Incredible Hulk just
Speaker 1: for today, and that would change you. Maybe I'll be
Speaker 1: Doctor Strange next time. You know, they're going to like
Speaker 1: some like drunken rage. That's pretty much what the Hulk's
Speaker 1: power is. He gets so angry you can get he
Speaker 1: has no control whatsoever. Yeah, well, I'm like that sometimes
Speaker 1: when I get ang I don't get angry very often.
Speaker 1: When I get angry, I am a ball of fire.
Speaker 1: I'm a ball of fire. So I'm like that. And
Speaker 1: Doctor Strange. We have a guy named Doc Mike that
Speaker 1: calls my show. He's doctor Strange. I remember Doc Mike
Speaker 1: all the way back from the Sporting News radio. Yeah,
Speaker 1: well yeah, because he's I used to call in because
Speaker 1: it was on in Chicago. He was based in Chicago.
Speaker 1: So yeah, he's been calling me for twenty years. He's
Speaker 1: been begun to jail and gotten out and called me,
Speaker 1: sends me. I got a whole stack of books over
Speaker 1: here about drinking your piss that doc sent me and uh, yeah,
Speaker 1: you guys, guys nuts. I met him a couple of times.
Speaker 1: He came to Kansas City and uh and hung out.
Speaker 1: He drove all the way from Chicago down to Kansas
Speaker 1: City because I was making an appearance in Kansas City
Speaker 1: and showed up and and then signed autographs for people.
Speaker 1: He passed out T shirts. It's crazy. No, at that time,
Speaker 1: he wasn't into the urine. That was before the year
Speaker 1: you're in luck. He's only been in the urine therapy
Speaker 1: the last few years. You're in therapy, and you know what,
Speaker 1: forget it. I don't want to know, you know. I mean,
Speaker 1: I got a book here, I can healing water from
Speaker 1: within from brother's age. He says, how the ancient five
Speaker 1: thousand year old Yogic healing practice, which is drinking your
Speaker 1: your piss. No, seriously, but I might. You're not trying this.
Speaker 1: I'm not into that type of thing. Oh. It says
Speaker 1: it's in the Bible, and I mean it's unbelievable. Bibles,
Speaker 1: no Bible verse that shall be pete on. You know,
Speaker 1: they're gonna James Bible or something like that was coming
Speaker 1: down from the mountain, going, hey, I got this eleventh
Speaker 1: one right here. Well, you know when you're walking through
Speaker 1: the desert and you need something to drink, you know
Speaker 1: why not. It's just it's amazing though the book, like
Speaker 1: all the things that cures and like how to drink
Speaker 1: it and all this like for what you know what
Speaker 1: I mean, how to drink it you swallow? Well, no,
Speaker 1: but like there's certain amounts for certain illnesses, and like
Speaker 1: you can mix it with other stuff and whiskey or
Speaker 1: uh no, says here's one chapter five, how what you
Speaker 1: eat affects the color, smell, and taste of urine. See
Speaker 1: that's there's no lies detected here. This is all solid
Speaker 1: about drinking it. Let's see it. And I only got
Speaker 1: the chapter three. I didn't even get the chapter five soccer.
Speaker 1: I stopped reading. Uh, let's see chapter three mental uh
Speaker 1: psychology of a p drinker. That's chapter four, Chapter five,
Speaker 1: I said. Chapter six, Testimonials from clients on urine therapy protocols. Um,
Speaker 1: there's the evolution Chapter one, evolution of the shivambou and
Speaker 1: and or and they don't call it piss, they call
Speaker 1: it or in therapy. What is the secret sauce? That
Speaker 1: gets results. Let's check that one out. Chapter two. You
Speaker 1: can only imagine you don't want to hear about that
Speaker 1: the secret well ducks. Ducks said this, by the way,
Speaker 1: let's see here and from the pages of this this
Speaker 1: novel here, let's see here in chapter two. All right, Uh,
Speaker 1: he says you're in his water that includes thousands of enzymes, compounds,
Speaker 1: and hormones. And then it lists all this bull crap
Speaker 1: that they say is in there and truth is stranger
Speaker 1: than fiction. Wow, that really makes me thirsty. You've got
Speaker 1: an endless You never need to buy another bottle of
Speaker 1: water or beer, wine or anything like that. There you go. Uh.
Speaker 1: The funny thing is there's an eye cleans if you
Speaker 1: have a problem with stop. I'm not kidding. I'm not kidding,
Speaker 1: all right, Kelly, yeah, exactly. Be sure to catch live
Speaker 1: editions of The Ben Maller Show weekdays at two am
Speaker 1: Eastern eleven p m Pacific on Fox Sports Radio and
Speaker 1: the I Heart Radio app. All Right, Kentucky, J and Kentucky,
Speaker 1: Tay right in J and Tay or is that Ky?
Speaker 1: I think it's all right? So from Scottsville, Kentucky, is it?
Speaker 1: First of all, did you guys get the package the
Speaker 1: hat Uh now Kentucky J. And also David in South Carolina.
Speaker 1: By the time you're hearing this podcast, I will have
Speaker 1: gotten the mail that you said. We do thank you
Speaker 1: the mail system. We actually use the Pony Express. At
Speaker 1: Fox Sports Radio. We use the Pony Express and it
Speaker 1: takes a little time, but I will pick it up.
Speaker 1: I do thank you very much. I appreciate very kind
Speaker 1: for everyone. Uh, Kentucky J. And Tay say, secondly, what
Speaker 1: would be the chances that you could get either one
Speaker 1: of your cronies Eddie Roberto or Coop dal Loop two
Speaker 1: guests appear on the fifth hour for some intriguing dialogue
Speaker 1: outsignd of their standard comfort zone. Uh. I mean they
Speaker 1: would likely do it. Um, I don't know. Would that
Speaker 1: be good? That'd be good podcast though, I mean, I mean,
Speaker 1: we have mom, we talked about a lot of the
Speaker 1: things that you know we do ask Ben. I don't know,
Speaker 1: and I guess down the line, eventually we'll we'll have
Speaker 1: mon if they'd be willing to come on. They don't
Speaker 1: get paid for it. They probably want to get paid.
Speaker 1: We don't pay. We don't have a budget, so that
Speaker 1: would be a problem. But I'm I'll considered, I'll consider. So,
Speaker 1: um let's see here. Uh, David in South Carolina rights
Speaker 1: in again. He says, hey, why not have a Leo
Speaker 1: Terrell on again? Discussing the the election, uh situation with
Speaker 1: the votes and all that stuff. Uh, why I love Leo.
Speaker 1: Leo is a good radio guest, Leo Terrell, who we've
Speaker 1: had on several times here on the podcast. And we'll
Speaker 1: have Leo on again at some point because he's good
Speaker 1: radio and he's a radio friend. So Leo Terrell who
Speaker 1: does a show in l A at k ABC, but
Speaker 1: there's no plan to have him on. You gotta understand, David,
Speaker 1: we we go fast and loose. We go fast and
Speaker 1: loose with the guests. It's typically last minute situation, cimico,
Speaker 1: last minute situation and uh it's like, hey, who can
Speaker 1: we get on this week? And then we're in a
Speaker 1: scramble mode there. And this is really the technique of
Speaker 1: Gagon who's in here. He Uh there's no preparation. Um,
Speaker 1: he's not meticulous. There's no Hey, let's get this guy on,
Speaker 1: you know, two weeks from an hour or three weeks
Speaker 1: from now, let's book this. No, it's uh, it's Wednesday
Speaker 1: at eight o'clock at night. Hey, we should probably get
Speaker 1: somebody on the podcast. Who can we get That's typically
Speaker 1: how that goes. I'm letting people know here, Ryan, how
Speaker 1: we make the hot dogs. You're never supposed to know
Speaker 1: how they make the hot dogs? Uh, with gascon. I'm
Speaker 1: not surprised. That's that's how I envisioned him. Yeah, exactly. Lazy,
Speaker 1: no ambition, no perseverance. Yeah, he wants everything handed to him. Uh.
Speaker 1: Kevin in Rockford, Illinois rides and he's a loyal minion
Speaker 1: to the Fifth Hour Podcast and the Ben Mallow Show.
Speaker 1: Thank you, Kevin, appreciate that, he says, I'm giving you
Speaker 1: each three guesses to see if you know the up
Speaker 1: and coming star NBA player from Rockford, Illinois. Now, before
Speaker 1: you use Google, Ben, you talked about him a few
Speaker 1: weeks ago on your show. Other than the the band
Speaker 1: Cheap Trick. He's the most famous person ever to come
Speaker 1: out of Rockford, Illinois. All right, I do not know.
Speaker 1: I do not know who this is. You would know
Speaker 1: anyone from Rockford, Illinois that has become an up and
Speaker 1: coming star basketball player? No idea here? You did not?
Speaker 1: All right, Now, Rockford Illinois is the largest city outside
Speaker 1: of the Chicago metropolitan area. Did you know that? I
Speaker 1: did not. That is a fun fact about beautiful Rockford, Illinois.
Speaker 1: Salt of the Earth, Salt of the earth. People there.
Speaker 1: So I'm trying to find out. Uh, and I am
Speaker 1: gonna just google it. Um. So let's see here Rockford, Illinois.
Speaker 1: Let's see here. Any meny money mo notable people from Rockford, Illinois.
Speaker 1: See here, page down page dan Ah, All right, here
Speaker 1: we go. Now I got it. Fred and Vleet, Yeah,
Speaker 1: six Man of the Year with the Raptors. He's a
Speaker 1: free agent, is gonna get a big contract. I did,
Speaker 1: now that you bring that up, Kevin, and I did
Speaker 1: a rant about Fred van Vleet because he was like
Speaker 1: the most honest guy in the world. Van Vleet. Uh,
Speaker 1: he was asked about free agency and where he wanted
Speaker 1: to go and all that stuff, and he said his answer.
Speaker 1: His answer was, uh, he's already won a championship, so
Speaker 1: he's it's all about the money. He was thought that
Speaker 1: was great and uh, and I looked it up here, Kevin,
Speaker 1: And there's another guy that's given Fred van Vleet to
Speaker 1: run for his money. James Robinson, James Robinson, the rookie
Speaker 1: running back for Jacksonville. And this guy has been great
Speaker 1: as a rookie, undrafted rookie, and he's actually already set
Speaker 1: records for an undrafted running back in the end, he
Speaker 1: plays in Jacksonville, So that's not that's not all that
Speaker 1: all that good. Any other are fun facts about Rockford,
Speaker 1: Illinois that you want to want to share. You even
Speaker 1: know more than I do, which is nothing. I like
Speaker 1: learning random fun facts Like Youngstown, Ohio is halfway between
Speaker 1: Chicago and New York. It's the way point halfway point.
Speaker 1: I thought that was interesting, Like how cool would be
Speaker 1: if you lived in Youngstown, Ohio and you just like,
Speaker 1: one weekend, I'll go to New York, you'll come home,
Speaker 1: and then next week and I go to Chicago. You're
Speaker 1: halfway between each Uh sure, that sounds great. It's like
Speaker 1: living Where would the equivalent be in California? Like what
Speaker 1: is halfway in the middle of California, the central California area?
Speaker 1: Like what city would be halfway? Freds No, I don't know.
Speaker 1: I'm just guessing. Yeah, I don't know the answer that. Um,
Speaker 1: let's see, because you got San Francisco. It's not Bakersfield,
Speaker 1: because Baker's Fields closer to l A. Maybe around the
Speaker 1: you know, I think I do know that there where
Speaker 1: the Hearst Castle is right, you've been, you've been. You
Speaker 1: live in San Jose, you grew up there there, you've
Speaker 1: been in the Hearst Castle, right, I have not. I
Speaker 1: don't even hop the hell that is the funk is
Speaker 1: wrong with you? Lots of things? What you care for
Speaker 1: A list in alphabetical order. Oh my god, I I
Speaker 1: but no, it's right on the beautiful like the whole. Uh.
Speaker 1: William Hearst owned the entire coastline of California. That's why
Speaker 1: in central California there's no big cities because he owned
Speaker 1: it all and he gave it to the state of California.
Speaker 1: So it's all just empty land for the most part. Uh,
Speaker 1: let's see, all right. So the according to the Internet,
Speaker 1: the halfway point from San Francisco to Los Angeles is Hanford, California.
Speaker 1: I've never I don't recall. I've probably been. I've been
Speaker 1: all over the state of California. I've never been. I
Speaker 1: don't remember being in Hanford, California. I probably have gone
Speaker 1: past it, I don't I don't think that's because it
Speaker 1: looks I'm looking in the map here, it looks like
Speaker 1: it's closer to San Jose. Huh, it's in the San
Speaker 1: Joaquin Valley King's County. I don't I think this is
Speaker 1: I think I'm getting bull crap here. I think this
Speaker 1: is not right. I think I'm getting false information off
Speaker 1: the double check that. But that's what the Internet says
Speaker 1: that I did a quick search and that's what it said.
Speaker 1: It's fascinating. Yeah, all right, Uh, let's see what who
Speaker 1: is next year? Thank you Kevin in Rockford and Way
Speaker 1: that means a lot. That means a lot. Aaron and
Speaker 1: winter set Iowa. Right. So, and he says, been whatever
Speaker 1: happened to Radio Rich in West Virginia? Uh, he just
Speaker 1: stopped calling Radio Rich. Yeah yeah, he he told some
Speaker 1: wild stories and he's he's welcome to call again. He's
Speaker 1: not like he's banned from the show. I think he
Speaker 1: got upset because we kept cutting him off and we
Speaker 1: kept goofing on him. But as far as I know,
Speaker 1: he's still around, still calls radio shows, and Radio Rich
Speaker 1: is one of these guys that calls up let's get
Speaker 1: profession of the caller and thinks he's God's gift to
Speaker 1: call and talk radio. And he's bragged about I call
Speaker 1: Rush Limbaugh and all these other people, and he brags
Speaker 1: about that, and I'm like, okay, congratulations. And he also
Speaker 1: told the story about being with prostitutes, which was which
Speaker 1: is pretty good storytime from radio Rich. Well, you know
Speaker 1: what they say, we all pay for it one away
Speaker 1: or another. Yeah, I don't agree. I mean, I don't disagree. Rather,
Speaker 1: I mean, there's it's usually it's it's usually goods and services. Right,
Speaker 1: Usually it's good and services. It's not a straight trash
Speaker 1: straight cash. Sometimes it could be trash cash transaction. Yes,
Speaker 1: all right, there's there's nothing. There's no such thing as
Speaker 1: a free lunch. So I was I was raised that way, right,
Speaker 1: there's no you're around my age, right, you gotta earn
Speaker 1: what you get, right, that's all box lunch. Yeah, but
Speaker 1: go on, you gotta earn what you get. That's the
Speaker 1: key to life. Uh. And then also Aaron in Winter said,
Speaker 1: I sa is also to the power couple from Florida
Speaker 1: ever call on the show other than the play factor efficiing, no, No,
Speaker 1: that is their bit. That is their bit, now, Jack,
Speaker 1: as I remember, and I might be wrong on this,
Speaker 1: but I remember Jack the judge calling me prior to
Speaker 1: becoming the staple of Factor fiction. But they typically only
Speaker 1: call um on on Thursday morning. That's their their day
Speaker 1: to call the show. And Aaron says he loves seeing
Speaker 1: me in the hawkeye hat. Well, well thanks, you can
Speaker 1: thank Chris and de Moine who sent the Hawkeye hat.
Speaker 1: It's a good hat. That's a solid hat, the Iowa
Speaker 1: Hawkeye hat. And I am open to any and all.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna get a Kentucky Wildcat's hat. I would put
Speaker 1: that in my rotation, and any college hat whatever, I'm
Speaker 1: good with it. Yeah, I got a big I got
Speaker 1: size eight. What size hat do you wear there, Ryan?
Speaker 1: What size hat do you have? I got a big head,
Speaker 1: so I probably probably around the same size. You don't
Speaker 1: wear fitted hats? No, you've never in your life had show.
Speaker 1: I have one point or another, but I don't like
Speaker 1: nah it all I have, especially since my hair started
Speaker 1: going away. It's uh fitted hat. After fitting that Alfhi,
Speaker 1: alien O Pineer also known as Pierre and Springfield, says
Speaker 1: first though, after some deep reflection and a huge slice
Speaker 1: of humble pine. This week, after orally dropping a Deuce
Speaker 1: on the live are I have decided to apologize to
Speaker 1: Mr Gascon? What? Pierre? There's no need to apologize. He
Speaker 1: then goes on this bullcrap about how he's appreciative of
Speaker 1: him and all this stuff. There's he's just sucking up
Speaker 1: because I guess he's worried Giscon is gonna ban him
Speaker 1: and cancel him and all that stuff. There's no need
Speaker 1: to apologize to him. He can't ban anybody. And let
Speaker 1: me tell you something, I'm not going to even read
Speaker 1: the rest of this email because it's blasphemy and and
Speaker 1: Alf the alien o Pinter and Pierre. I mean, what
Speaker 1: are you doing? I mean you're in Springfield, mass That
Speaker 1: is my grandfather, May he rest in peace, lived in Springfield, Mass.
Speaker 1: There's Mallard roots in Springfield, Mass. Well he actually a
Speaker 1: different last name than that, but still, uh, what are
Speaker 1: you doing? Alright? Valls Fan Jimmy writes in from Fayetteville, Tennessee.
Speaker 1: He says, Ben, have you told gag On the lame
Speaker 1: joke of the year? Do you know how to keep
Speaker 1: gag On from choking? I'll ask you this, Ryan, you
Speaker 1: know gag On? Do you know how to keep gag
Speaker 1: on from choking smack him across the back of his neck. No,
Speaker 1: you just take two steps back. That's good. Uh. We're
Speaker 1: gonna teach Gascon how to set turn off automatic updates
Speaker 1: on his computer. We're gonna take teach a class on that,
Speaker 1: you know, simple simple things, basic things like that. Alright,
Speaker 1: one more then we'll get the hell out of here. Yes,
Speaker 1: all right. Carlos in Houston writes, and he says, you
Speaker 1: told us what is your favorite drop on the show?
Speaker 1: What is your least favorite? He says, well, carl so
Speaker 1: that one is easy. And as you know, many of
Speaker 1: my engineers I got Roberto now, but I had Danny
Speaker 1: g and I've had a bunch of other guys that
Speaker 1: have had that chair over the years. At Fox Sports Radio,
Speaker 1: they love too put together got You audio, which is
Speaker 1: often edited audio. They'll take I'll say crazy, I admit,
Speaker 1: I say some silly things and some goofy things. Whatever.
Speaker 1: It's a four hour show, five days a week. You're
Speaker 1: gonna say stupid, stupid stuff. But they'll edit together stuff
Speaker 1: that I say to make it sound really bad. And
Speaker 1: that that that bothers me. But the one that's been
Speaker 1: the most troublesome I don't want to say it's my
Speaker 1: least favorite, but it's the one that gets me in
Speaker 1: the most trouble, which I think has been embargoed for.
Speaker 1: Is Ed from Spokane called up and it was a
Speaker 1: conversation about Phil Niekro and Joe Niekro and uh and
Speaker 1: and I made a comment about you know, they are
Speaker 1: the brothers and they have the name Phil Niekro and
Speaker 1: Joan Crow and so I I said something related to that,
Speaker 1: and it got taken as a drop and hand to
Speaker 1: God here Ryan. From that date forward, everyone every time
Speaker 1: after that Roberto would play that drop, I would get
Speaker 1: an angry email or a Twitter message or Facebook message
Speaker 1: or all of the above. You are such a racist.
Speaker 1: I can't believe you said that because people don't listen
Speaker 1: and they hear it, they think they're it's like a
Speaker 1: ear hack where they think they're they're hearing something that
Speaker 1: they're not hearing, you know what. You know what I mean.
Speaker 1: It's like, so it made it seem like I was
Speaker 1: saying something that I was not saying. You understand where
Speaker 1: I'm going out exactly what you're saying. People love to
Speaker 1: be offended sometimes. Yeah. And the the other thing is
Speaker 1: that people only remember in audio content, which is what
Speaker 1: we're the business we deal in. People usually only remember
Speaker 1: around of the things that they listen to. So that
Speaker 1: means it's like seventeen according to a study. So everyone's
Speaker 1: pretty much bad at hearing, hard of hearing, whatever, hearing impaired.
Speaker 1: Everyone say it, um, So think about when I do
Speaker 1: a four hour show or like this podcast is an hour,
Speaker 1: usually it's round an hour. It's might be a little
Speaker 1: shorter today it's round an hour. Let's say it's an hour,
Speaker 1: will round it off to an hour. That means forty
Speaker 1: minutes of the content you're not paying any attention to,
Speaker 1: you will not remember. There's only twenty minutes of it.
Speaker 1: And even maybe that even is high. So there you
Speaker 1: welcome to our world outstanding. Now, now you are an
Speaker 1: enlightened young grasshopper. I wish I was young. Oh stop,
Speaker 1: you're not old. You're not old. What are you doing?
Speaker 1: You know that great quote I used on the radio
Speaker 1: the other day, which which is appropriate about you know,
Speaker 1: aging and and all that stuff. It's it's I was
Speaker 1: just my favorite quote about getting old from Eleanor Roosevelt,
Speaker 1: who said today is the oldest you've been ever and
Speaker 1: the youngest you'll ever be again. But that is that
Speaker 1: not deep? I just lost a few IQ points. Wow, yes, no,
Speaker 1: but think about like you're complaining you're old now, but
Speaker 1: tomorrow you're gonna be a day older, so stop your complaining.
Speaker 1: And a week from now you're gonna be a week older. Yeah.
Speaker 1: And eventually you do this long enough, you're gonna be
Speaker 1: an oct de darian or whatever it is, I mean,
Speaker 1: your eighties, and then you'll be a centurion. You'll be
Speaker 1: I just tell myself this black, don't crack. Simple to
Speaker 1: the point. All right, Well, thank you, appreciate it. Good
Speaker 1: job by you. There, tremendous debut weekend. On the Mallard
Speaker 1: scale of goodness one to ten, I'm gonna give this
Speaker 1: a solid nine. I would have gone ten, but you
Speaker 1: live west of the four oh five, so I cannot
Speaker 1: go higher than a nine because you live west of
Speaker 1: the four oh five. You might want to make it
Speaker 1: at eight since I hate Massachusetts. Oh that's a good point.
Speaker 1: All right. Now you're down to an eight, so you
Speaker 1: want to keep talking. We can go lower. I'm good.
Speaker 1: We'll do the limbo. You want to do the limbo, good,
Speaker 1: let's do the limbo. All right, well, thank you Ryan
Speaker 1: again to give your Twitter account. People want to reach you.
Speaker 1: How can they find you on Twitter? Ryan McBain on
Speaker 1: Twitch Ryan McBain Very simple. The man's a wrestler. The
Speaker 1: man's a wrestler. He's lived an interest in life, and
Speaker 1: he has to suck up to Colin Coward because he's
Speaker 1: one of his producers. All Right, have a great Sunday.
Speaker 1: Will be back on the radio tonight. Tonight tonight another
Speaker 1: week of radio shows on the Ben Maller Show. We'll
Speaker 1: catch you then. Thank you and Arriva der Chay