1 00:00:00,960 --> 00:00:05,480 Speaker 1: Boom. If you thought four hours a day, minutes a 2 00:00:05,480 --> 00:00:09,280 Speaker 1: week was enough, think again. He's the last remnants of 3 00:00:09,280 --> 00:00:12,920 Speaker 1: the old republic, a sole fashion of fairness. He treats 4 00:00:12,960 --> 00:00:15,800 Speaker 1: crackheads in the ghetto Cutter the same as the rich 5 00:00:15,880 --> 00:00:19,880 Speaker 1: pill poppers in the penthouse. The clearing House of Hot 6 00:00:19,920 --> 00:00:23,639 Speaker 1: takes break free for something special. The Fifth Hour with 7 00:00:23,840 --> 00:00:31,360 Speaker 1: Ben Maller starts right now in the air everywhere. That's 8 00:00:31,440 --> 00:00:36,400 Speaker 1: right because the Fifth Hour podcast a spinoff, a spinoff 9 00:00:36,479 --> 00:00:41,200 Speaker 1: podcast from the radio show, and we are here eight 10 00:00:41,440 --> 00:00:43,200 Speaker 1: days a week. This would be the eighth there week. 11 00:00:43,320 --> 00:00:47,880 Speaker 1: This being Sunday, it's an NFL Sunday, a National Football 12 00:00:47,960 --> 00:00:50,600 Speaker 1: League Sunday, which means double duty because not only to 13 00:00:50,640 --> 00:00:53,280 Speaker 1: get this podcast, but we'll be back on the radio 14 00:00:54,000 --> 00:00:57,720 Speaker 1: late at night into the early morning hours Sunday into 15 00:00:57,760 --> 00:01:02,840 Speaker 1: Monday at two a m. In the East, eleven pm 16 00:01:03,040 --> 00:01:06,360 Speaker 1: in the West, breaking down all the football activity and 17 00:01:07,120 --> 00:01:09,160 Speaker 1: the Benny versus the Penny as well. You can watch 18 00:01:09,160 --> 00:01:12,840 Speaker 1: that if you're getting up early. Here and joined again 19 00:01:12,920 --> 00:01:15,720 Speaker 1: by my new podcast partner. We have gotten rid of 20 00:01:15,800 --> 00:01:20,040 Speaker 1: David Gascon and in his place, the great Ryan Smith 21 00:01:20,240 --> 00:01:22,640 Speaker 1: is here and Hello Ryan. But it's good to have 22 00:01:22,680 --> 00:01:25,880 Speaker 1: a professional on the podcast wouldn't go far, but thank 23 00:01:25,880 --> 00:01:28,000 Speaker 1: you for the kind words. Yes, all right, so this 24 00:01:28,080 --> 00:01:30,760 Speaker 1: is a mail bag. Are you prepared? Do you have 25 00:01:30,840 --> 00:01:34,440 Speaker 1: your hazmat suit on? For what is going to happen 26 00:01:34,480 --> 00:01:37,720 Speaker 1: here with all these slimeballs and these arch villains and 27 00:01:37,760 --> 00:01:42,040 Speaker 1: all these bad guys sending in questions? Are all right, 28 00:01:42,200 --> 00:01:44,080 Speaker 1: so we're gonna go right to the mail bag. These 29 00:01:44,120 --> 00:01:46,959 Speaker 1: are actual questions sending by actual listeners. If you'd like 30 00:01:47,040 --> 00:01:52,360 Speaker 1: to contribute content and feed the content machine, which is 31 00:01:53,120 --> 00:01:57,760 Speaker 1: the fifth hour with Ben Mallard podcast, So usually on Wednesday, 32 00:01:57,800 --> 00:02:01,000 Speaker 1: typically it's in the morning, Typically in the morning. I'm 33 00:02:01,000 --> 00:02:03,120 Speaker 1: not sure exactly when changes every week, but usually in 34 00:02:03,200 --> 00:02:05,360 Speaker 1: the morning, and I will post something on the show 35 00:02:05,440 --> 00:02:08,680 Speaker 1: facebook page, which is Ben Mallers Show, and you could 36 00:02:08,680 --> 00:02:14,120 Speaker 1: submit a question via the Facebook page. Now if you 37 00:02:14,120 --> 00:02:17,000 Speaker 1: don't want to do that, because your question is very 38 00:02:17,040 --> 00:02:19,079 Speaker 1: important and you want to keep it private. Like our 39 00:02:19,120 --> 00:02:21,800 Speaker 1: friend I Am a pilot who gave us that great 40 00:02:21,840 --> 00:02:24,720 Speaker 1: story about traveling to China. We had that a few 41 00:02:24,720 --> 00:02:27,639 Speaker 1: weeks ago and his experience dealing with that. It was 42 00:02:27,680 --> 00:02:29,720 Speaker 1: an interesting tale and he gave great detail. And he 43 00:02:29,760 --> 00:02:32,240 Speaker 1: did that via email send a long email and it 44 00:02:32,320 --> 00:02:34,680 Speaker 1: was just between us. So you can send the email 45 00:02:34,919 --> 00:02:38,720 Speaker 1: Real fifth hour at gmail dot com. Really just put 46 00:02:38,840 --> 00:02:40,720 Speaker 1: question in the headline so I know it's a question 47 00:02:40,760 --> 00:02:42,440 Speaker 1: for the podcast and you're not trying to get me 48 00:02:42,480 --> 00:02:46,720 Speaker 1: to buy something. Real fifth hour at gmail dot com. 49 00:02:46,760 --> 00:02:48,760 Speaker 1: So we opened up the mail bag this week and 50 00:02:48,800 --> 00:02:52,880 Speaker 1: we begin with a question that came in from Glenn 51 00:02:53,080 --> 00:02:56,960 Speaker 1: in Chicago. He says, when you do the instant advice 52 00:02:57,040 --> 00:03:00,480 Speaker 1: lone in your show, who is the high pitched voice guy? 53 00:03:00,560 --> 00:03:05,880 Speaker 1: It sounds like he says, I'm Fuggie Komodo. Um. I 54 00:03:05,919 --> 00:03:07,800 Speaker 1: don't know who that is. I I don't know if 55 00:03:07,800 --> 00:03:10,720 Speaker 1: you know this, Glenn. We don't have paid callers. This 56 00:03:10,800 --> 00:03:14,040 Speaker 1: is not this is not something like it's a comedy show. 57 00:03:14,080 --> 00:03:16,440 Speaker 1: I guess it's become that, but we don't have a budget. 58 00:03:17,320 --> 00:03:21,360 Speaker 1: It's I don't do impersonations like Phil Hendry, the radio 59 00:03:21,440 --> 00:03:24,960 Speaker 1: legend Phil Hendry would do. Um, so that's just a 60 00:03:25,000 --> 00:03:28,120 Speaker 1: guy that's his stick. And he says, who are what 61 00:03:28,360 --> 00:03:35,160 Speaker 1: is Fudgie Como? It's it's Komodo. Um, I'm not that part. 62 00:03:35,160 --> 00:03:36,960 Speaker 1: I don't know. I probably shouldn't know. Ryan, do you 63 00:03:37,000 --> 00:03:39,800 Speaker 1: know who that is Is that just a made up character? 64 00:03:39,920 --> 00:03:42,640 Speaker 1: I don't know. Is that some some reference that I'm missing? 65 00:03:42,680 --> 00:03:44,160 Speaker 1: I don't know. If it's funny. I like the way 66 00:03:44,160 --> 00:03:47,160 Speaker 1: he does it. It's probably something, but I have no idea. 67 00:03:47,440 --> 00:03:49,920 Speaker 1: I have your guests as good as mine. It sounds 68 00:03:49,960 --> 00:03:53,000 Speaker 1: like something from south Park to me, but I don't know. 69 00:03:53,040 --> 00:03:55,600 Speaker 1: Maybe not. And it sounds like they had Mr. Mr 70 00:03:55,680 --> 00:03:58,840 Speaker 1: Poo on South Park, you know, like I think? So? Yeah? 71 00:03:58,960 --> 00:04:02,040 Speaker 1: All right, ja'son in from Rocky Mountain, Virginia Rights and 72 00:04:02,080 --> 00:04:04,800 Speaker 1: he says, big bag? Are you and your elitist co 73 00:04:04,920 --> 00:04:10,280 Speaker 1: host on Parlor? He says, well, the last co host 74 00:04:10,320 --> 00:04:12,760 Speaker 1: is not here. I'm tired of the total garbage on Twitter. 75 00:04:12,800 --> 00:04:14,440 Speaker 1: The only reason I'm on it is to follow your 76 00:04:14,480 --> 00:04:18,240 Speaker 1: show hashtag mallar Militia. I may delete my account when 77 00:04:18,320 --> 00:04:22,400 Speaker 1: you think of starting over on Parlor. Well, Jason, I 78 00:04:22,480 --> 00:04:26,160 Speaker 1: did start a Parlor account. I have one. I'm not 79 00:04:26,279 --> 00:04:29,919 Speaker 1: active on it um And the problem that I have 80 00:04:30,200 --> 00:04:32,960 Speaker 1: with Parlor is it's it's one of these weird things. 81 00:04:33,080 --> 00:04:35,600 Speaker 1: Is it what came first? The chicken or the egg? Right? 82 00:04:35,640 --> 00:04:39,359 Speaker 1: Because I need to go where the people are, and 83 00:04:39,400 --> 00:04:43,120 Speaker 1: the people are not on the the the Parlor platform. 84 00:04:43,240 --> 00:04:45,880 Speaker 1: Yet when more people get on there, I will be 85 00:04:46,000 --> 00:04:48,520 Speaker 1: there and I will interact more on Parlor, and I'll 86 00:04:48,520 --> 00:04:51,240 Speaker 1: make that part of my routine. But it's it's got 87 00:04:51,240 --> 00:04:55,720 Speaker 1: a fraction of the following, and it's unfortunately, as you know, Jason, 88 00:04:55,839 --> 00:04:59,880 Speaker 1: it is broadcasting, not narrow casting. So if I was 89 00:05:00,040 --> 00:05:03,480 Speaker 1: only worried about Parlor, it would be narrowcasting. But I 90 00:05:03,520 --> 00:05:05,480 Speaker 1: hope Parlor does well. I like the fact that they 91 00:05:05,480 --> 00:05:08,520 Speaker 1: don't have the draconian bull bullcrap rules that Twitter and 92 00:05:08,560 --> 00:05:13,919 Speaker 1: Facebook have, and how ridiculous those companies have become censoring everything, 93 00:05:14,760 --> 00:05:17,640 Speaker 1: and I believe the public square should not be a 94 00:05:17,640 --> 00:05:21,120 Speaker 1: place of censorship. Twitter disagrees, Facebook disagrees. And and if 95 00:05:21,120 --> 00:05:23,599 Speaker 1: you've noticed, Jason, I'm not nearly as active as I 96 00:05:23,680 --> 00:05:28,000 Speaker 1: used to be on Twitter. I very rarely get into 97 00:05:28,080 --> 00:05:31,039 Speaker 1: much anything on there these days because I'm not a 98 00:05:31,040 --> 00:05:33,640 Speaker 1: big fan of the platform. But I'm on there to 99 00:05:33,680 --> 00:05:36,200 Speaker 1: reach people and occasionally, you know, and when the time 100 00:05:36,240 --> 00:05:37,839 Speaker 1: is right and there's something going on and I'm not 101 00:05:37,839 --> 00:05:40,200 Speaker 1: doing the show, I will I will post away. But 102 00:05:40,240 --> 00:05:41,640 Speaker 1: I do have a Parlor kunt. I think it's just 103 00:05:41,640 --> 00:05:43,679 Speaker 1: my name. I believe it's just Ben Matler on Parlor. 104 00:05:43,760 --> 00:05:45,560 Speaker 1: So if you want to you want to know how 105 00:05:45,640 --> 00:05:47,520 Speaker 1: that works, I think you can follow me or however 106 00:05:47,520 --> 00:05:49,560 Speaker 1: that works there and pay attention to what I post. 107 00:05:49,600 --> 00:05:51,520 Speaker 1: Not that I have posted much of anything, but it 108 00:05:51,640 --> 00:05:54,920 Speaker 1: is on there. Checked my name in and you can 109 00:05:55,240 --> 00:05:58,800 Speaker 1: check that out. And Ryan, are you on Parlory the 110 00:05:58,880 --> 00:06:02,240 Speaker 1: new social media a platform Parlor? I've never even heard 111 00:06:02,240 --> 00:06:07,280 Speaker 1: of that. Yeah, it's supposed to be. Uh, it's new, 112 00:06:08,440 --> 00:06:11,040 Speaker 1: which means it's probably not gonna make it because usually 113 00:06:11,400 --> 00:06:14,000 Speaker 1: first in market wins, right, it is not Usually it 114 00:06:14,000 --> 00:06:17,479 Speaker 1: works the first one that becomes the name brand. But 115 00:06:17,560 --> 00:06:22,360 Speaker 1: it's kind of like a version of Twitter. Uh, not quite, 116 00:06:22,480 --> 00:06:25,520 Speaker 1: but it's a social media platform. But they're they're selling 117 00:06:25,560 --> 00:06:27,719 Speaker 1: point is it's not gonna They're not gonna censor you 118 00:06:28,680 --> 00:06:31,640 Speaker 1: the way that Twitter censors anyone that disagrees with their 119 00:06:31,760 --> 00:06:35,120 Speaker 1: their tenants. You know, they're talking points the political agenda 120 00:06:35,160 --> 00:06:38,000 Speaker 1: of Twitter. If you disagree with that, you get shut down. 121 00:06:38,040 --> 00:06:40,200 Speaker 1: They put a slap, they slap something on your tweets 122 00:06:40,200 --> 00:06:45,160 Speaker 1: about how you know, yes, exactly, the cancel culture, which 123 00:06:45,400 --> 00:06:49,159 Speaker 1: speaking of the council culture, Oh my god, So the 124 00:06:49,240 --> 00:06:51,600 Speaker 1: governor of California, I'm getting a little carried away. The 125 00:06:51,600 --> 00:06:54,800 Speaker 1: governor of California, who has been telling King Newsome, his majesty, 126 00:06:55,120 --> 00:06:57,320 Speaker 1: who's been telling people not to you know, go together 127 00:06:57,320 --> 00:06:59,359 Speaker 1: and hang out, not to have meals together, not to 128 00:06:59,400 --> 00:07:01,520 Speaker 1: eat out out to you know, all these all these 129 00:07:01,560 --> 00:07:04,039 Speaker 1: things you cannot do because you know he's gonna protect you. 130 00:07:04,080 --> 00:07:07,039 Speaker 1: He's like your father, He's gonna protect you. The slimeball 131 00:07:07,120 --> 00:07:10,280 Speaker 1: politician Gavin Newsom. So he was caught red handed at 132 00:07:10,280 --> 00:07:13,000 Speaker 1: a restaurant, a very high end one of the top 133 00:07:13,760 --> 00:07:16,320 Speaker 1: five restaurants in the world, I think even higher than 134 00:07:16,360 --> 00:07:20,360 Speaker 1: that in northern California, NAPA. And he was eating and frolicking. 135 00:07:20,400 --> 00:07:22,960 Speaker 1: No one was wearing masks. It was indoors everything he 136 00:07:23,000 --> 00:07:25,880 Speaker 1: says not to do. So he gets caught red handed, 137 00:07:26,480 --> 00:07:29,400 Speaker 1: and uh and and so he's trying to sneak out 138 00:07:29,400 --> 00:07:33,040 Speaker 1: of it. And and the great thing here is one 139 00:07:33,040 --> 00:07:35,600 Speaker 1: of my my friends, this big liberal guy that I've 140 00:07:35,640 --> 00:07:39,640 Speaker 1: known for a long time. Uh and uh, he's he's 141 00:07:39,640 --> 00:07:42,560 Speaker 1: trying to defend Gavin Newsom. He was trying to ffend 142 00:07:42,640 --> 00:07:45,440 Speaker 1: Gavin Newsom and all that it was. It was outstanding. 143 00:07:45,960 --> 00:07:48,760 Speaker 1: And then I I of course then said we need 144 00:07:48,760 --> 00:07:53,880 Speaker 1: to recall Gavin Newsom. And there's actually a campaign in fact, 145 00:07:53,920 --> 00:07:55,600 Speaker 1: I should I should give them a pub right now. 146 00:07:55,600 --> 00:07:58,320 Speaker 1: If we have a lot of listeners in California. Uh, 147 00:07:58,400 --> 00:08:03,480 Speaker 1: it's recal recall all Gavin dot com. It might be 148 00:08:03,520 --> 00:08:06,320 Speaker 1: the most important thing that you here on this podcast. 149 00:08:06,320 --> 00:08:12,240 Speaker 1: Recall Gavin Com. You get this slimeballd dork of a 150 00:08:12,320 --> 00:08:15,800 Speaker 1: governor out of office. California has succeeded in this. They 151 00:08:15,840 --> 00:08:19,920 Speaker 1: have gotten a governor, great Davis. That's how we got 152 00:08:19,960 --> 00:08:23,520 Speaker 1: the terminator, the governator Arnold Schwartzenegger years ago in the 153 00:08:23,560 --> 00:08:27,200 Speaker 1: history of California. But Gavin Newsom deserves to be kicked 154 00:08:27,200 --> 00:08:29,920 Speaker 1: out of office. He's a loser and I hope he does. 155 00:08:30,120 --> 00:08:32,720 Speaker 1: But one of my friends was like defending him and on. 156 00:08:33,720 --> 00:08:35,560 Speaker 1: But but he was upset with me because he said, 157 00:08:35,920 --> 00:08:40,120 Speaker 1: you want to recall Gavin Newsom, that's cancel culture. So 158 00:08:40,160 --> 00:08:43,040 Speaker 1: then I had to explain to this idiot, this ignor 159 00:08:43,120 --> 00:08:48,040 Speaker 1: ramis that no, dummy, it's not cancel culture. Cancel culture 160 00:08:48,120 --> 00:08:52,199 Speaker 1: is you tweet something or you post something on online 161 00:08:52,480 --> 00:08:56,520 Speaker 1: and and the mob, the mobs is, oh, we're going 162 00:08:56,559 --> 00:08:59,120 Speaker 1: to cancel you. This is a process where you have 163 00:08:59,240 --> 00:09:03,880 Speaker 1: to get thousands of people to sign up, right, there's 164 00:09:03,960 --> 00:09:07,280 Speaker 1: thousands of people that need to sign up to get 165 00:09:07,360 --> 00:09:12,800 Speaker 1: to another vote. That's called the democratic process. That's called 166 00:09:12,840 --> 00:09:16,120 Speaker 1: the that's how it's supposed to work. That's not cancel culture. 167 00:09:16,320 --> 00:09:18,200 Speaker 1: That's all right, we're gonna have we need a bunch 168 00:09:18,200 --> 00:09:20,439 Speaker 1: of signatures, then we're gonna have a vote. And if 169 00:09:20,440 --> 00:09:23,880 Speaker 1: everything goes that way, you're out. It's not hey, you 170 00:09:24,000 --> 00:09:29,680 Speaker 1: posted something online and you're done. It's people so stupid. 171 00:09:29,720 --> 00:09:32,640 Speaker 1: Some people my one of my my buddies. What are 172 00:09:32,640 --> 00:09:36,120 Speaker 1: you doing? It's ridiculous. Anyway, I got a little carried 173 00:09:36,120 --> 00:09:39,600 Speaker 1: away there, right o carried away. It seems like you're triggered, 174 00:09:40,760 --> 00:09:42,880 Speaker 1: just just annoyed. I need my safe space. I need 175 00:09:42,880 --> 00:09:45,120 Speaker 1: my warm glass of milk in my blanking and I'll 176 00:09:45,120 --> 00:09:48,160 Speaker 1: be okay. Dylan in Nashville writes in on the mail bag. 177 00:09:48,240 --> 00:09:50,160 Speaker 1: He says, I'm back on the third shift. So it's 178 00:09:50,200 --> 00:09:52,840 Speaker 1: back to the Ben Mallor show. How about See, there's 179 00:09:52,840 --> 00:09:56,120 Speaker 1: a guy, Dylan admitting when out of sight, out of 180 00:09:56,160 --> 00:09:58,800 Speaker 1: mind right when he's listening to it was working night 181 00:09:59,840 --> 00:10:02,280 Speaker 1: h nights. He's a listener. But when not he turns 182 00:10:02,280 --> 00:10:07,360 Speaker 1: his back on the show. He's admitting that, yeah, and 183 00:10:07,360 --> 00:10:10,680 Speaker 1: that's how most people are. Remember when I lost my job. 184 00:10:10,720 --> 00:10:12,320 Speaker 1: I've lost my job a few times and I thought, 185 00:10:12,320 --> 00:10:14,280 Speaker 1: oh man, people aren't gonna live without me. And then 186 00:10:14,880 --> 00:10:17,120 Speaker 1: you know, whoever is on people get used to you know, 187 00:10:17,200 --> 00:10:18,680 Speaker 1: they can plain for a couple of days and then 188 00:10:18,720 --> 00:10:20,240 Speaker 1: they're like, Okay, all this is this guy. You know, 189 00:10:20,240 --> 00:10:23,480 Speaker 1: I'll move on. Very rarely do you get the blind 190 00:10:23,559 --> 00:10:26,440 Speaker 1: loyalty that, no matter what, I'm gonna ride or die 191 00:10:27,520 --> 00:10:30,000 Speaker 1: with you. He says, He's drives around at night in 192 00:10:30,040 --> 00:10:33,760 Speaker 1: the company car listing all right, and then he has 193 00:10:33,760 --> 00:10:36,160 Speaker 1: a sporty question. He said, so, Ben, is there anything 194 00:10:36,200 --> 00:10:39,559 Speaker 1: to step Tannehill can do is save the Titan season 195 00:10:40,040 --> 00:10:44,240 Speaker 1: before he poops his pants and the Titans fall back 196 00:10:44,280 --> 00:10:49,160 Speaker 1: into the dismal obscurity of the a f C. South. Well, 197 00:10:49,400 --> 00:10:51,680 Speaker 1: the simple answer, Dyllan, not that we try to do 198 00:10:51,720 --> 00:10:55,160 Speaker 1: sporty questions on this, but the simple answer is is no. 199 00:10:55,360 --> 00:10:57,719 Speaker 1: I mean there are limits. There are limits here the 200 00:10:58,080 --> 00:11:02,840 Speaker 1: skill set of Ryan tan Hill. He's got abilities where 201 00:11:02,880 --> 00:11:06,000 Speaker 1: occasionally he plays pretty well for a stretch, but you 202 00:11:06,040 --> 00:11:10,800 Speaker 1: know that in an extremely in more important game, at 203 00:11:10,840 --> 00:11:15,360 Speaker 1: a crucial moment, you cannot depend on that. You cannot 204 00:11:15,360 --> 00:11:18,800 Speaker 1: depend he doesn't have what it takes. And that's the problem. 205 00:11:19,040 --> 00:11:21,320 Speaker 1: And so the Titans are gonna have to scape by 206 00:11:21,320 --> 00:11:25,120 Speaker 1: then they can win. We've seen teams win where the 207 00:11:25,200 --> 00:11:27,480 Speaker 1: quarterbacks not that great and get to a super Bowl. 208 00:11:27,920 --> 00:11:30,040 Speaker 1: The Rams got to the Super Bowl with Jared Goff 209 00:11:30,120 --> 00:11:32,880 Speaker 1: and he's not very good. Uh. And then there have 210 00:11:32,920 --> 00:11:36,280 Speaker 1: been other teams that have won Super Bowls. The grant 211 00:11:36,320 --> 00:11:39,679 Speaker 1: example is always the Tampa Bay Buccaneers with Trent Dolford 212 00:11:40,480 --> 00:11:42,560 Speaker 1: back in the day. And they've been teams that can 213 00:11:42,559 --> 00:11:44,160 Speaker 1: get there. But you have to be so good on 214 00:11:44,200 --> 00:11:46,840 Speaker 1: special teams in defense, and that's the that's the problem. 215 00:11:46,880 --> 00:11:52,200 Speaker 1: That's the rub on the Titans. Their defense is carefree 216 00:11:52,720 --> 00:11:58,679 Speaker 1: and uh no, no concern bothering to tackle anybody. Um. 217 00:11:58,760 --> 00:12:04,400 Speaker 1: So that's the problem. So that the answers, now, do 218 00:12:04,440 --> 00:12:06,200 Speaker 1: you have a different answer? Run? Are you a big 219 00:12:06,280 --> 00:12:09,040 Speaker 1: Tennessee Titan fan? Now, not to be the guy that's 220 00:12:09,080 --> 00:12:12,719 Speaker 1: correcting you, but Trent Dilford was on the Ravens. Oh 221 00:12:12,800 --> 00:12:14,880 Speaker 1: I say the Ravens will excuse me. That's but now 222 00:12:15,000 --> 00:12:20,000 Speaker 1: that he was on the Buccaneers, he's the last quarterback 223 00:12:20,040 --> 00:12:21,880 Speaker 1: to go an entire season and have less than five 224 00:12:21,960 --> 00:12:26,280 Speaker 1: touchdown passes as a starter he had in Tampa Bay. 225 00:12:26,360 --> 00:12:28,719 Speaker 1: I think it was Tampa. He played the entire year 226 00:12:28,760 --> 00:12:33,280 Speaker 1: and had like four touchdowns for the Buccaneers. All right, yeah, great, 227 00:12:33,280 --> 00:12:36,520 Speaker 1: great moments in NFS three, Charlie. And you never correct 228 00:12:36,559 --> 00:12:40,360 Speaker 1: me again or you're fired. D okay, Charlie. In Memphis, 229 00:12:41,520 --> 00:12:45,520 Speaker 1: he's the CEO of Gagon Limited. I thought they went 230 00:12:45,520 --> 00:12:49,120 Speaker 1: out of business. I hey, he says, Ben, do you 231 00:12:49,200 --> 00:12:51,439 Speaker 1: always find a way to weasel out of a bed? 232 00:12:52,400 --> 00:12:54,640 Speaker 1: And he says, for your information, down south, we have 233 00:12:54,760 --> 00:12:58,240 Speaker 1: just mountain oysters hog nuts. Well, Charlie, I want you 234 00:12:58,280 --> 00:13:01,120 Speaker 1: to go to my Instagram page, my Facebook page. It's right, 235 00:13:01,160 --> 00:13:04,040 Speaker 1: there's right at the top of the Instagram page. I 236 00:13:04,280 --> 00:13:08,720 Speaker 1: ate Rocky Mountain oyster jerky. And I was told by 237 00:13:08,760 --> 00:13:12,959 Speaker 1: a farmer that that is actually a harder eat that 238 00:13:13,080 --> 00:13:15,679 Speaker 1: Rocky Mountain oysters when Deep Fried, Have you ever had 239 00:13:15,760 --> 00:13:20,559 Speaker 1: Rocky Mountains Not that's disgusting. Well, don't make a bet 240 00:13:20,600 --> 00:13:21,680 Speaker 1: on the radio, and then I have to do it. 241 00:13:21,679 --> 00:13:23,920 Speaker 1: So I got some jerky. A listener sent in the 242 00:13:23,960 --> 00:13:27,880 Speaker 1: mail Rocky Mountain oyster jerky. I ate it one piece 243 00:13:28,440 --> 00:13:31,440 Speaker 1: it was disgusting, it was jerky, and I still could 244 00:13:31,520 --> 00:13:33,959 Speaker 1: buy I still feel the vein I been into. It 245 00:13:34,080 --> 00:13:37,160 Speaker 1: was horrible. And then I and these guys busting my 246 00:13:37,200 --> 00:13:39,440 Speaker 1: ball saying, oh no, you didn't really do it, You 247 00:13:39,480 --> 00:13:44,080 Speaker 1: didn't really do it. Shut up, Shut up, you losers. 248 00:13:44,760 --> 00:13:48,640 Speaker 1: You are the stuff behind the toileted and seedy truck stop, 249 00:13:48,720 --> 00:13:52,199 Speaker 1: is what you are. All right? Uh? This is from 250 00:13:52,280 --> 00:13:54,920 Speaker 1: Mr Luciano in l A. He says, would you rather 251 00:13:54,960 --> 00:14:02,240 Speaker 1: live in Vegas or Reno? And why? All right? Since 252 00:14:02,280 --> 00:14:04,520 Speaker 1: great show, keep it up, Thank you, Mr Lucy. And 253 00:14:04,800 --> 00:14:07,040 Speaker 1: I'm a Vegas guy. I went to Reno when I 254 00:14:07,040 --> 00:14:11,400 Speaker 1: was a kid, but Vegas is not now. But Vegas 255 00:14:11,440 --> 00:14:15,280 Speaker 1: is where the action is, so I would go Vegas now. 256 00:14:15,280 --> 00:14:17,160 Speaker 1: I do know a bunch of people that live in Reno. 257 00:14:17,200 --> 00:14:20,080 Speaker 1: I got old radio friends that retired to Reno or 258 00:14:20,560 --> 00:14:22,960 Speaker 1: you know that whole thing. But Vegas is more my 259 00:14:24,360 --> 00:14:28,200 Speaker 1: my speed. What about you, right? I'm a Raiders fan, 260 00:14:28,320 --> 00:14:31,200 Speaker 1: so Vegas for me, it's right right there. You can 261 00:14:31,200 --> 00:14:33,720 Speaker 1: be in the belly of the beast literally, yes, the 262 00:14:34,120 --> 00:14:36,920 Speaker 1: death Star. And they've had no fans. The Raiders have 263 00:14:36,960 --> 00:14:39,200 Speaker 1: been such an abject failure in Vegas. Nobody's gone to 264 00:14:39,240 --> 00:14:42,440 Speaker 1: their games and Vaga the attendance is zero. We beat 265 00:14:42,480 --> 00:14:46,440 Speaker 1: the Chiefs and beat them again on Sunday. Yeah it 266 00:14:46,560 --> 00:14:49,840 Speaker 1: is Sunday, by the way, is our Sunday podcast by you? 267 00:14:50,360 --> 00:14:53,600 Speaker 1: And uh, not that I want to correct you, but 268 00:14:53,600 --> 00:14:56,560 Speaker 1: but now the raid the Raiders are doomed. That is 269 00:14:56,600 --> 00:14:58,720 Speaker 1: going to be at least at ten point win for 270 00:14:58,760 --> 00:15:01,000 Speaker 1: the Chiefs. At least at ten point win for the Chiefs, 271 00:15:01,520 --> 00:15:05,800 Speaker 1: and if not, there should be an investigation. Alright, Kevin 272 00:15:06,360 --> 00:15:09,280 Speaker 1: from Garden City, Kansas. Right, so, and he says, Man, 273 00:15:09,320 --> 00:15:12,800 Speaker 1: I discovered your show while lying awake this spring when 274 00:15:12,800 --> 00:15:16,000 Speaker 1: we shut down schools says, I'm glad you're putting out 275 00:15:16,040 --> 00:15:19,520 Speaker 1: all the podcast now that we're back in school, Kevin says, 276 00:15:20,920 --> 00:15:23,080 Speaker 1: and I need my sleep. Do you have any words 277 00:15:23,080 --> 00:15:26,960 Speaker 1: of advice to teachers and the trenches during these strange times? Uh? 278 00:15:27,000 --> 00:15:29,840 Speaker 1: They well, thank you, Kevin. Uh and and you do 279 00:15:29,880 --> 00:15:32,480 Speaker 1: a great, great service there being a teacher. I mean, 280 00:15:34,160 --> 00:15:36,640 Speaker 1: we all remember, we all have that one teacher that 281 00:15:36,720 --> 00:15:39,760 Speaker 1: really moved us in a in a good direction. That specially, 282 00:15:39,880 --> 00:15:41,720 Speaker 1: a lot of teachers kind of go by the wayside, 283 00:15:41,760 --> 00:15:45,680 Speaker 1: but there's that one teacher that really nailed it right, 284 00:15:45,920 --> 00:15:48,760 Speaker 1: just got it right and was a cornerstone in your 285 00:15:48,800 --> 00:15:51,400 Speaker 1: in your life. The thing I don't know what great 286 00:15:51,480 --> 00:15:54,120 Speaker 1: you teach, Kevin. The thing I would say to any 287 00:15:54,160 --> 00:15:59,000 Speaker 1: teacher is a lot of kids. I think it's just 288 00:15:59,120 --> 00:16:02,400 Speaker 1: human nature. You're you're not sure yourself. People are kind 289 00:16:02,400 --> 00:16:05,000 Speaker 1: of like I don't know that self confidence a lot 290 00:16:05,120 --> 00:16:06,840 Speaker 1: for most people, they're not They don't have a lot 291 00:16:06,880 --> 00:16:09,840 Speaker 1: of self confidence. And just a few words of a 292 00:16:09,840 --> 00:16:11,720 Speaker 1: teacher saying you're really good at this, You've got a 293 00:16:11,800 --> 00:16:14,400 Speaker 1: chance to be amazing at this. You know that, just 294 00:16:14,440 --> 00:16:17,480 Speaker 1: a little throwaway line like that for someone who's at 295 00:16:17,520 --> 00:16:21,400 Speaker 1: a young age can make the difference, right, believing in them. 296 00:16:21,520 --> 00:16:23,640 Speaker 1: That's like the most important thing I know. Teachers are 297 00:16:23,640 --> 00:16:25,240 Speaker 1: supposed to do that. I don't know how many of 298 00:16:25,280 --> 00:16:28,240 Speaker 1: them actually do it, but that's just that little thing. 299 00:16:28,240 --> 00:16:30,360 Speaker 1: I can't give you any health advice. I can't give 300 00:16:30,360 --> 00:16:31,840 Speaker 1: you any tips on that kind of stuff, but I 301 00:16:31,880 --> 00:16:34,800 Speaker 1: can tell you that my experience when I was in 302 00:16:34,880 --> 00:16:37,920 Speaker 1: high school, I had a guy that you know instead 303 00:16:37,960 --> 00:16:40,000 Speaker 1: you know, it was in debate class, and he thought 304 00:16:40,040 --> 00:16:41,920 Speaker 1: I was really good at debate and thought I could 305 00:16:41,920 --> 00:16:43,480 Speaker 1: have a future, you know, and that kind of like 306 00:16:43,560 --> 00:16:46,080 Speaker 1: empowered me and you know, gave me more confidence. And 307 00:16:46,560 --> 00:16:49,640 Speaker 1: so it's cool. So anything Ryan that you would give 308 00:16:49,640 --> 00:16:52,880 Speaker 1: advice to a teacher, well, fun fact, my mom was 309 00:16:52,920 --> 00:16:56,800 Speaker 1: a teacher that I got respect for teachers. My mom 310 00:16:56,880 --> 00:16:59,240 Speaker 1: was a special lead teacher. And no, before you ask, 311 00:16:59,560 --> 00:17:04,160 Speaker 1: she did not teach David Gascon. Be sure to catch 312 00:17:04,200 --> 00:17:06,840 Speaker 1: live editions of The Ben Maller Show weekdays at two 313 00:17:06,840 --> 00:17:10,480 Speaker 1: am Eastern eleven p m. Pacific on Fox Sports Radio 314 00:17:10,640 --> 00:17:13,920 Speaker 1: and the I Heart Radio app. That's uh so we've 315 00:17:14,000 --> 00:17:16,359 Speaker 1: learned about on the Saturday podcast, we learned about your 316 00:17:16,440 --> 00:17:19,440 Speaker 1: dad an engineer. Who's why didn't you have your mom 317 00:17:19,520 --> 00:17:21,280 Speaker 1: do that? Wait a minute, you had your dad do 318 00:17:21,320 --> 00:17:23,320 Speaker 1: the mass stuff. I guess because he's an engineer. But 319 00:17:23,400 --> 00:17:25,199 Speaker 1: your mom is a teacher, wouldn't you you have had 320 00:17:25,240 --> 00:17:28,120 Speaker 1: your mom help your homework out. My mom does everything. 321 00:17:28,480 --> 00:17:30,480 Speaker 1: I felt like maybe we should just give her a break. 322 00:17:31,160 --> 00:17:34,119 Speaker 1: I mean, like she mean, she's at work teaching. The 323 00:17:34,200 --> 00:17:35,560 Speaker 1: last thing she wants to do is come home and 324 00:17:35,560 --> 00:17:39,200 Speaker 1: start teaching. You know, it looks like I tell my wife, 325 00:17:39,240 --> 00:17:40,919 Speaker 1: you and I do radio, I don't want to I 326 00:17:41,000 --> 00:17:42,520 Speaker 1: talk for a living. You think I want to come 327 00:17:42,560 --> 00:17:45,720 Speaker 1: home and talk, you know, right, I'm always wondering, you know, 328 00:17:45,880 --> 00:17:48,480 Speaker 1: and like, if you're a porn star, you know you're 329 00:17:48,520 --> 00:17:50,080 Speaker 1: daking someone. Do you want to have sex when you 330 00:17:50,119 --> 00:17:53,399 Speaker 1: come home? I mean you're doing it at work? Exactly. Yeah, 331 00:17:53,720 --> 00:17:57,639 Speaker 1: they're probably they're celibate when they're not working, right, come on, exactly. 332 00:17:58,280 --> 00:18:00,359 Speaker 1: There you go. Well, you live not far away from 333 00:18:00,359 --> 00:18:03,640 Speaker 1: the porn valley there, so you can. I've actually fred 334 00:18:03,800 --> 00:18:06,480 Speaker 1: you a couple porn stars. Have you a weird feeling 335 00:18:06,480 --> 00:18:08,800 Speaker 1: by the going, Hey, man, know who you are? Like, 336 00:18:09,040 --> 00:18:12,000 Speaker 1: you know what? Never mind, you know that that happened 337 00:18:12,000 --> 00:18:14,720 Speaker 1: to me one time at of all places, Tito's Tacos, 338 00:18:15,800 --> 00:18:20,359 Speaker 1: the beautiful Tito's Tacos in Culver City and Great Taco Shock. 339 00:18:20,400 --> 00:18:22,240 Speaker 1: You ever come to l A, gotta go to Tito's Tacos. 340 00:18:22,280 --> 00:18:25,879 Speaker 1: It's a legendary spot. Gringo Tacos is my Mexican brothers 341 00:18:25,920 --> 00:18:27,959 Speaker 1: and sisters like to tell me, but they're good. So 342 00:18:28,119 --> 00:18:31,760 Speaker 1: I go there and this is my bachelor days, you 343 00:18:31,760 --> 00:18:33,600 Speaker 1: know whatever, back in the day. And I go over 344 00:18:33,600 --> 00:18:36,439 Speaker 1: there and I had maybe been watching a few movies 345 00:18:37,200 --> 00:18:40,360 Speaker 1: prior and I get there and it was one of these, uh, 346 00:18:40,520 --> 00:18:44,000 Speaker 1: these weird moments, you know. Serendipity, I believe is the 347 00:18:44,080 --> 00:18:52,119 Speaker 1: term serendipity. Where I had seen this and um, uh 348 00:18:52,640 --> 00:18:54,840 Speaker 1: there's a certain tattoo that this woman had like on 349 00:18:54,960 --> 00:18:59,359 Speaker 1: her neck that um the person in front of me 350 00:18:59,480 --> 00:19:03,760 Speaker 1: in line. It was the person. The tattoo was the same, 351 00:19:03,840 --> 00:19:07,159 Speaker 1: the hair was the same, the whole thing. So I 352 00:19:07,240 --> 00:19:10,840 Speaker 1: was like, wow, what are the odds? Like, seriously, there's 353 00:19:10,880 --> 00:19:12,919 Speaker 1: so much of that like porno stuff, but one are 354 00:19:12,920 --> 00:19:15,480 Speaker 1: the odds? You would see something and then within a 355 00:19:15,520 --> 00:19:18,560 Speaker 1: couple of hours he would happen to be at a 356 00:19:18,560 --> 00:19:26,719 Speaker 1: place that person is ordering tacos. Right. Synchronicity, right, synchronicity, 357 00:19:28,200 --> 00:19:30,080 Speaker 1: Although I think that's more than synchron is. I think 358 00:19:30,119 --> 00:19:33,520 Speaker 1: that is serendipity because but one of those big high 359 00:19:33,520 --> 00:19:36,200 Speaker 1: falutin terms, I don't know they all, you know, it's 360 00:19:36,200 --> 00:19:38,440 Speaker 1: just sound. You sound smart when you say stuff like that. 361 00:19:38,800 --> 00:19:40,320 Speaker 1: You know, you just trying to work those things. And 362 00:19:40,560 --> 00:19:42,879 Speaker 1: Greg writes it and he says, hines, catch up. Twitter 363 00:19:42,920 --> 00:19:46,359 Speaker 1: page posted this and blocked the replies catch up and 364 00:19:46,440 --> 00:19:50,720 Speaker 1: steak should always go together. Reply if you disagree, do 365 00:19:50,840 --> 00:19:53,280 Speaker 1: either of you agree? And why would you cook your 366 00:19:53,280 --> 00:19:56,480 Speaker 1: steaks like shoe leather if you do well, Greg, I 367 00:19:56,600 --> 00:20:01,080 Speaker 1: like a steak well done, like nothing wrong with me 368 00:20:01,119 --> 00:20:03,880 Speaker 1: at all. Um, you know, to each their own. I 369 00:20:03,960 --> 00:20:08,119 Speaker 1: like my steak well done, and I've always been that way, 370 00:20:08,440 --> 00:20:10,919 Speaker 1: and people get very offended. I get the snobby waiter 371 00:20:11,160 --> 00:20:13,760 Speaker 1: who then comes back and says, the chef believes you 372 00:20:13,760 --> 00:20:16,560 Speaker 1: should have a medium rare, and no, I like it 373 00:20:16,600 --> 00:20:18,280 Speaker 1: well done. I wanted to look like the tires of 374 00:20:18,320 --> 00:20:22,199 Speaker 1: my car. I don't. I don't really do catchup per 375 00:20:22,240 --> 00:20:24,200 Speaker 1: se anymore. When I was a kid, I did catch up. 376 00:20:25,640 --> 00:20:30,160 Speaker 1: I've done the a one steak sauce or some other style, 377 00:20:30,280 --> 00:20:34,280 Speaker 1: you know, barbecue, saw something like that. Um, you gotta 378 00:20:34,320 --> 00:20:38,920 Speaker 1: go with the great poupon, my friend, Yes, that's west 379 00:20:38,920 --> 00:20:42,720 Speaker 1: of the four oh five stuff. You know. You don't 380 00:20:42,720 --> 00:20:44,560 Speaker 1: want to go to a restaurant order like a steak 381 00:20:44,600 --> 00:20:47,400 Speaker 1: well done, that's bad. I do it all the time. 382 00:20:48,040 --> 00:20:51,080 Speaker 1: My one of my friends owns a restaurant. One of 383 00:20:51,119 --> 00:20:53,840 Speaker 1: his friends brought a date and the lady asked for 384 00:20:53,880 --> 00:20:55,840 Speaker 1: a steak well done. Well. They brought the steak out, 385 00:20:56,000 --> 00:20:58,359 Speaker 1: and I kid you not if they stuck like the 386 00:20:58,440 --> 00:21:00,639 Speaker 1: knife into the steak like they were stab someone. That's 387 00:21:00,680 --> 00:21:04,119 Speaker 1: all piste off. They were, well, I don't understand that. 388 00:21:04,240 --> 00:21:07,000 Speaker 1: Like you're you have the food, you prepare the food, 389 00:21:07,080 --> 00:21:11,200 Speaker 1: you're supposed to put the customers always right, So what's them? 390 00:21:11,240 --> 00:21:14,520 Speaker 1: That's not true? Now? The customers not always. Most customers 391 00:21:14,520 --> 00:21:20,040 Speaker 1: are radiots. Look at you. I'm a very angry person. Yeah, 392 00:21:20,440 --> 00:21:22,120 Speaker 1: so yeah, do you what do you think give the 393 00:21:22,320 --> 00:21:25,960 Speaker 1: listeners to a radio show? Yeah, your listeners are great? Yeah, 394 00:21:26,080 --> 00:21:29,200 Speaker 1: be careful exactly. I'm not my friend. I know about 395 00:21:30,880 --> 00:21:33,440 Speaker 1: I don't want you don't want to get in the 396 00:21:33,520 --> 00:21:36,040 Speaker 1: bad the bad side of the Mallard militia. Man, they 397 00:21:36,040 --> 00:21:39,240 Speaker 1: are lethal. And you just wait until you start seeing 398 00:21:39,280 --> 00:21:42,000 Speaker 1: the tweets. Then people welcome you to the militia here, 399 00:21:42,040 --> 00:21:44,440 Speaker 1: they're oh my god, it's gonna be out of control. 400 00:21:45,040 --> 00:21:50,080 Speaker 1: Will you get positive reviews or will you get negative reviews? 401 00:21:51,240 --> 00:21:55,160 Speaker 1: Things that make you go. I think my reviews will 402 00:21:55,200 --> 00:22:00,720 Speaker 1: be more positive than gas On. I would agree. I 403 00:22:01,280 --> 00:22:06,520 Speaker 1: think that is a no brainer. Gascon is public enemy 404 00:22:06,840 --> 00:22:12,240 Speaker 1: number one for the Mallard militia. And uh so yeah, 405 00:22:12,280 --> 00:22:14,120 Speaker 1: I mean it'll be like you know, and they promote 406 00:22:14,160 --> 00:22:18,159 Speaker 1: movies and and all that, they'll be like, what are 407 00:22:18,160 --> 00:22:23,840 Speaker 1: they gonna say about the debut weekend of Ryan Smith. 408 00:22:25,520 --> 00:22:29,879 Speaker 1: How about the rare sequel that surpasses the original. So 409 00:22:29,960 --> 00:22:33,520 Speaker 1: I'm kind of like the Empire strikes back. Yeah, there 410 00:22:33,560 --> 00:22:37,879 Speaker 1: you go go, there you go. Oh your Godfather too? Okay, 411 00:22:37,960 --> 00:22:40,760 Speaker 1: I'll go with that, all right. Most people agree Godfather 412 00:22:40,840 --> 00:22:43,840 Speaker 1: Too was the top and the Godfather trilogy or what 413 00:22:43,920 --> 00:22:47,199 Speaker 1: was the Now Rocky's harder because everyone's got their favorite 414 00:22:47,280 --> 00:22:51,359 Speaker 1: Rocky Rocky three man, Mr Lee, Yeah, a lot of 415 00:22:51,359 --> 00:23:01,160 Speaker 1: people say rock Rocky three. Uh yeah, alright, moving on. 416 00:23:02,320 --> 00:23:03,320 Speaker 1: I don't know what you want me to do it. 417 00:23:03,440 --> 00:23:08,080 Speaker 1: I don't know any way you think the customers not 418 00:23:08,240 --> 00:23:11,359 Speaker 1: not right now? Eric in Bingham to New York says, 419 00:23:11,400 --> 00:23:14,960 Speaker 1: dear Ben, if you could be any superhero, who would 420 00:23:14,960 --> 00:23:19,040 Speaker 1: you choose? I would probably choose Spider Man. Uh, he says. 421 00:23:19,160 --> 00:23:22,040 Speaker 1: I work in comic books, so that is why I ask. 422 00:23:22,520 --> 00:23:24,880 Speaker 1: I know I haven't written in a while. Always, he says, 423 00:23:24,920 --> 00:23:28,320 Speaker 1: he cares for apparent. Well, Eric, listen, you got more 424 00:23:28,359 --> 00:23:31,080 Speaker 1: important fish to fry there than there's some dumb podcast 425 00:23:31,160 --> 00:23:33,280 Speaker 1: feeding content to a podcast. You're doing a good thing there, 426 00:23:33,760 --> 00:23:38,400 Speaker 1: being a good uh good sibling respawn of a parent 427 00:23:38,480 --> 00:23:40,359 Speaker 1: taking care of him. That's tough man. They get old 428 00:23:40,400 --> 00:23:45,040 Speaker 1: and sick and all that. That's panting, So keep that up. Uh, Superhero. 429 00:23:45,760 --> 00:23:50,359 Speaker 1: I've been asked this before. My answer changes pretty much 430 00:23:51,240 --> 00:23:55,240 Speaker 1: all the time. So, like, if you were saying, like superhero, superhero, 431 00:23:55,280 --> 00:24:00,000 Speaker 1: what power would you want? Superman can fly? Right, Superman 432 00:24:00,000 --> 00:24:05,199 Speaker 1: and can fly, So that's that's obviously, um Hugh mongous um. 433 00:24:05,240 --> 00:24:08,000 Speaker 1: But then I really depend like Aquaman, would you want 434 00:24:08,000 --> 00:24:12,919 Speaker 1: to be in the water and be Aquaman? Um? Batman, 435 00:24:13,040 --> 00:24:16,240 Speaker 1: you'd have the bat Cave. That's really a power. He 436 00:24:16,320 --> 00:24:19,639 Speaker 1: has money, that's his power. Yeah, he's got he's got money. 437 00:24:20,160 --> 00:24:22,920 Speaker 1: What does aunt Man have? He can shrink and grow 438 00:24:24,320 --> 00:24:29,800 Speaker 1: well a joke and he can also you don't need 439 00:24:29,840 --> 00:24:32,040 Speaker 1: to be aunt Man because a lot of people know 440 00:24:32,040 --> 00:24:34,840 Speaker 1: how to shrink and Incredible Hulk would be pretty good too. 441 00:24:34,920 --> 00:24:37,520 Speaker 1: That would be like superhuman strength and all that, right, 442 00:24:37,840 --> 00:24:42,000 Speaker 1: and you get a he turned green, you know, right? Yeah, 443 00:24:42,320 --> 00:24:45,240 Speaker 1: I gotta go with Luke Cage. It's one of my favorites. 444 00:24:45,760 --> 00:24:49,480 Speaker 1: Why don't you know who Luke Cage is? Well? Why 445 00:24:49,520 --> 00:24:51,760 Speaker 1: why would you? I mean, there's so many superheroes small, 446 00:24:51,960 --> 00:24:54,200 Speaker 1: he's bulletproof and right now being a black guy and 447 00:24:54,200 --> 00:24:58,600 Speaker 1: being bulletproof kind of important. Right now? Wow, the third round, 448 00:24:58,600 --> 00:25:01,639 Speaker 1: my man, it's the third all right now? How dare you? 449 00:25:01,720 --> 00:25:07,120 Speaker 1: How dare you? I think some of the other see 450 00:25:07,160 --> 00:25:10,760 Speaker 1: Hawkeye was Hawkeye. Do you know Hawky is superpower? She's 451 00:25:10,800 --> 00:25:16,280 Speaker 1: just really good with the bone arrow and he can fight. Yeah, yeah, 452 00:25:16,359 --> 00:25:19,679 Speaker 1: archery right, archery. When the gold medal in the Olympics, 453 00:25:20,240 --> 00:25:23,600 Speaker 1: iron Man just had the suit. We know money had money? 454 00:25:23,920 --> 00:25:28,960 Speaker 1: And what about what's the one that stops time? Because 455 00:25:28,960 --> 00:25:32,240 Speaker 1: you can fat you know, to get what's that one called? 456 00:25:32,240 --> 00:25:34,520 Speaker 1: I forget the name of it. You know the superhero 457 00:25:34,520 --> 00:25:36,959 Speaker 1: that kind of stops slows down time so he goes fast. 458 00:25:37,640 --> 00:25:39,720 Speaker 1: You're talking about the Flash or yeah, I think the 459 00:25:39,760 --> 00:25:42,320 Speaker 1: Flash that's time. He just runs away fast. No, no, 460 00:25:42,359 --> 00:25:44,120 Speaker 1: I thought I thought the thing was one of them 461 00:25:44,119 --> 00:25:46,040 Speaker 1: stops time and that's why they can kind of go. 462 00:25:46,119 --> 00:25:48,960 Speaker 1: It makes them appear like they're running fast. Is that 463 00:25:49,040 --> 00:25:52,720 Speaker 1: the power you want? Well, if you could stop time, 464 00:25:52,760 --> 00:25:55,280 Speaker 1: you could do whatever you want. I mean, growing up, 465 00:25:55,320 --> 00:25:56,919 Speaker 1: I always wanted to be able to be able to 466 00:25:57,000 --> 00:25:59,080 Speaker 1: like read people's minds. And then when I got older, 467 00:25:59,119 --> 00:26:01,320 Speaker 1: I was like, no, I don't want that. I don't 468 00:26:01,320 --> 00:26:03,640 Speaker 1: really give a damn what you're thinking. And more times 469 00:26:03,680 --> 00:26:05,359 Speaker 1: than not, people are thinking things that I don't want 470 00:26:05,400 --> 00:26:07,480 Speaker 1: to even think about. Yeah, so I gotta go with 471 00:26:07,520 --> 00:26:12,280 Speaker 1: the flight. Flight's good, all right. I guess for the 472 00:26:12,320 --> 00:26:15,639 Speaker 1: purposes of this, I would pick the Incredible Hulk just 473 00:26:15,680 --> 00:26:17,639 Speaker 1: for today, and that would change you. Maybe I'll be 474 00:26:17,720 --> 00:26:19,679 Speaker 1: Doctor Strange next time. You know, they're going to like 475 00:26:19,760 --> 00:26:22,120 Speaker 1: some like drunken rage. That's pretty much what the Hulk's 476 00:26:22,160 --> 00:26:24,240 Speaker 1: power is. He gets so angry you can get he 477 00:26:24,240 --> 00:26:27,240 Speaker 1: has no control whatsoever. Yeah, well, I'm like that sometimes 478 00:26:27,280 --> 00:26:28,800 Speaker 1: when I get ang I don't get angry very often. 479 00:26:28,840 --> 00:26:31,320 Speaker 1: When I get angry, I am a ball of fire. 480 00:26:31,680 --> 00:26:34,520 Speaker 1: I'm a ball of fire. So I'm like that. And 481 00:26:34,840 --> 00:26:37,200 Speaker 1: Doctor Strange. We have a guy named Doc Mike that 482 00:26:37,280 --> 00:26:40,240 Speaker 1: calls my show. He's doctor Strange. I remember Doc Mike 483 00:26:40,280 --> 00:26:43,160 Speaker 1: all the way back from the Sporting News radio. Yeah, 484 00:26:43,280 --> 00:26:45,040 Speaker 1: well yeah, because he's I used to call in because 485 00:26:45,040 --> 00:26:48,160 Speaker 1: it was on in Chicago. He was based in Chicago. 486 00:26:48,200 --> 00:26:51,800 Speaker 1: So yeah, he's been calling me for twenty years. He's 487 00:26:51,840 --> 00:26:54,000 Speaker 1: been begun to jail and gotten out and called me, 488 00:26:54,040 --> 00:26:55,680 Speaker 1: sends me. I got a whole stack of books over 489 00:26:55,720 --> 00:26:59,400 Speaker 1: here about drinking your piss that doc sent me and uh, yeah, 490 00:26:59,400 --> 00:27:02,520 Speaker 1: you guys, guys nuts. I met him a couple of times. 491 00:27:02,560 --> 00:27:07,239 Speaker 1: He came to Kansas City and uh and hung out. 492 00:27:07,320 --> 00:27:09,119 Speaker 1: He drove all the way from Chicago down to Kansas 493 00:27:09,160 --> 00:27:11,000 Speaker 1: City because I was making an appearance in Kansas City 494 00:27:11,000 --> 00:27:14,320 Speaker 1: and showed up and and then signed autographs for people. 495 00:27:14,440 --> 00:27:18,760 Speaker 1: He passed out T shirts. It's crazy. No, at that time, 496 00:27:18,800 --> 00:27:20,600 Speaker 1: he wasn't into the urine. That was before the year 497 00:27:21,040 --> 00:27:24,240 Speaker 1: you're in luck. He's only been in the urine therapy 498 00:27:24,320 --> 00:27:27,080 Speaker 1: the last few years. You're in therapy, and you know what, 499 00:27:27,280 --> 00:27:29,200 Speaker 1: forget it. I don't want to know, you know. I mean, 500 00:27:29,240 --> 00:27:33,120 Speaker 1: I got a book here, I can healing water from 501 00:27:33,160 --> 00:27:37,520 Speaker 1: within from brother's age. He says, how the ancient five 502 00:27:37,600 --> 00:27:42,760 Speaker 1: thousand year old Yogic healing practice, which is drinking your 503 00:27:42,920 --> 00:27:49,959 Speaker 1: your piss. No, seriously, but I might. You're not trying this. 504 00:27:50,040 --> 00:27:52,880 Speaker 1: I'm not into that type of thing. Oh. It says 505 00:27:52,880 --> 00:27:57,000 Speaker 1: it's in the Bible, and I mean it's unbelievable. Bibles, 506 00:27:57,000 --> 00:27:59,399 Speaker 1: no Bible verse that shall be pete on. You know, 507 00:27:59,480 --> 00:28:03,160 Speaker 1: they're gonna James Bible or something like that was coming 508 00:28:03,160 --> 00:28:05,520 Speaker 1: down from the mountain, going, hey, I got this eleventh 509 00:28:05,520 --> 00:28:09,040 Speaker 1: one right here. Well, you know when you're walking through 510 00:28:09,080 --> 00:28:11,439 Speaker 1: the desert and you need something to drink, you know 511 00:28:11,920 --> 00:28:14,399 Speaker 1: why not. It's just it's amazing though the book, like 512 00:28:14,920 --> 00:28:17,000 Speaker 1: all the things that cures and like how to drink 513 00:28:17,040 --> 00:28:18,760 Speaker 1: it and all this like for what you know what 514 00:28:19,040 --> 00:28:21,840 Speaker 1: I mean, how to drink it you swallow? Well, no, 515 00:28:21,920 --> 00:28:24,719 Speaker 1: but like there's certain amounts for certain illnesses, and like 516 00:28:24,760 --> 00:28:27,920 Speaker 1: you can mix it with other stuff and whiskey or 517 00:28:29,160 --> 00:28:33,840 Speaker 1: uh no, says here's one chapter five, how what you 518 00:28:33,880 --> 00:28:39,000 Speaker 1: eat affects the color, smell, and taste of urine. See 519 00:28:39,000 --> 00:28:41,600 Speaker 1: that's there's no lies detected here. This is all solid 520 00:28:41,600 --> 00:28:44,920 Speaker 1: about drinking it. Let's see it. And I only got 521 00:28:44,960 --> 00:28:47,600 Speaker 1: the chapter three. I didn't even get the chapter five soccer. 522 00:28:48,680 --> 00:28:54,080 Speaker 1: I stopped reading. Uh, let's see chapter three mental uh 523 00:28:54,200 --> 00:28:58,800 Speaker 1: psychology of a p drinker. That's chapter four, Chapter five, 524 00:28:58,840 --> 00:29:05,040 Speaker 1: I said. Chapter six, Testimonials from clients on urine therapy protocols. Um, 525 00:29:05,080 --> 00:29:09,880 Speaker 1: there's the evolution Chapter one, evolution of the shivambou and 526 00:29:09,880 --> 00:29:11,600 Speaker 1: and or and they don't call it piss, they call 527 00:29:11,600 --> 00:29:16,440 Speaker 1: it or in therapy. What is the secret sauce? That 528 00:29:16,520 --> 00:29:18,840 Speaker 1: gets results. Let's check that one out. Chapter two. You 529 00:29:18,880 --> 00:29:20,720 Speaker 1: can only imagine you don't want to hear about that 530 00:29:20,800 --> 00:29:25,240 Speaker 1: the secret well ducks. Ducks said this, by the way, 531 00:29:25,360 --> 00:29:27,840 Speaker 1: let's see here and from the pages of this this 532 00:29:28,000 --> 00:29:34,440 Speaker 1: novel here, let's see here in chapter two. All right, Uh, 533 00:29:34,560 --> 00:29:41,320 Speaker 1: he says you're in his water that includes thousands of enzymes, compounds, 534 00:29:41,320 --> 00:29:43,880 Speaker 1: and hormones. And then it lists all this bull crap 535 00:29:44,880 --> 00:29:50,040 Speaker 1: that they say is in there and truth is stranger 536 00:29:50,080 --> 00:29:54,320 Speaker 1: than fiction. Wow, that really makes me thirsty. You've got 537 00:29:54,360 --> 00:29:57,400 Speaker 1: an endless You never need to buy another bottle of 538 00:29:57,440 --> 00:30:05,040 Speaker 1: water or beer, wine or anything like that. There you go. Uh. 539 00:30:05,120 --> 00:30:07,240 Speaker 1: The funny thing is there's an eye cleans if you 540 00:30:07,240 --> 00:30:12,040 Speaker 1: have a problem with stop. I'm not kidding. I'm not kidding, 541 00:30:12,240 --> 00:30:16,560 Speaker 1: all right, Kelly, yeah, exactly. Be sure to catch live 542 00:30:16,720 --> 00:30:19,240 Speaker 1: editions of The Ben Maller Show weekdays at two am 543 00:30:19,320 --> 00:30:22,840 Speaker 1: Eastern eleven p m Pacific on Fox Sports Radio and 544 00:30:23,040 --> 00:30:27,280 Speaker 1: the I Heart Radio app. All Right, Kentucky, J and Kentucky, 545 00:30:27,360 --> 00:30:31,720 Speaker 1: Tay right in J and Tay or is that Ky? 546 00:30:31,760 --> 00:30:35,440 Speaker 1: I think it's all right? So from Scottsville, Kentucky, is it? 547 00:30:35,480 --> 00:30:37,840 Speaker 1: First of all, did you guys get the package the 548 00:30:38,480 --> 00:30:44,040 Speaker 1: hat Uh now Kentucky J. And also David in South Carolina. 549 00:30:44,560 --> 00:30:48,040 Speaker 1: By the time you're hearing this podcast, I will have 550 00:30:48,160 --> 00:30:51,080 Speaker 1: gotten the mail that you said. We do thank you 551 00:30:51,600 --> 00:30:54,960 Speaker 1: the mail system. We actually use the Pony Express. At 552 00:30:54,960 --> 00:30:57,640 Speaker 1: Fox Sports Radio. We use the Pony Express and it 553 00:30:57,640 --> 00:30:59,320 Speaker 1: takes a little time, but I will pick it up. 554 00:30:59,320 --> 00:31:02,240 Speaker 1: I do thank you very much. I appreciate very kind 555 00:31:02,680 --> 00:31:06,680 Speaker 1: for everyone. Uh, Kentucky J. And Tay say, secondly, what 556 00:31:06,760 --> 00:31:09,600 Speaker 1: would be the chances that you could get either one 557 00:31:09,800 --> 00:31:13,000 Speaker 1: of your cronies Eddie Roberto or Coop dal Loop two 558 00:31:13,080 --> 00:31:16,480 Speaker 1: guests appear on the fifth hour for some intriguing dialogue 559 00:31:16,720 --> 00:31:24,200 Speaker 1: outsignd of their standard comfort zone. Uh. I mean they 560 00:31:24,240 --> 00:31:29,440 Speaker 1: would likely do it. Um, I don't know. Would that 561 00:31:29,600 --> 00:31:33,400 Speaker 1: be good? That'd be good podcast though, I mean, I mean, 562 00:31:33,400 --> 00:31:35,280 Speaker 1: we have mom, we talked about a lot of the 563 00:31:35,360 --> 00:31:40,880 Speaker 1: things that you know we do ask Ben. I don't know, 564 00:31:41,840 --> 00:31:44,000 Speaker 1: and I guess down the line, eventually we'll we'll have 565 00:31:44,120 --> 00:31:45,720 Speaker 1: mon if they'd be willing to come on. They don't 566 00:31:45,760 --> 00:31:47,480 Speaker 1: get paid for it. They probably want to get paid. 567 00:31:47,880 --> 00:31:50,440 Speaker 1: We don't pay. We don't have a budget, so that 568 00:31:50,440 --> 00:31:54,240 Speaker 1: would be a problem. But I'm I'll considered, I'll consider. So, 569 00:31:54,680 --> 00:31:59,400 Speaker 1: um let's see here. Uh, David in South Carolina rights 570 00:31:59,440 --> 00:32:02,240 Speaker 1: in again. He says, hey, why not have a Leo 571 00:32:02,480 --> 00:32:08,400 Speaker 1: Terrell on again? Discussing the the election, uh situation with 572 00:32:08,440 --> 00:32:12,520 Speaker 1: the votes and all that stuff. Uh, why I love Leo. 573 00:32:12,600 --> 00:32:14,479 Speaker 1: Leo is a good radio guest, Leo Terrell, who we've 574 00:32:14,520 --> 00:32:16,320 Speaker 1: had on several times here on the podcast. And we'll 575 00:32:16,320 --> 00:32:19,640 Speaker 1: have Leo on again at some point because he's good 576 00:32:19,720 --> 00:32:23,920 Speaker 1: radio and he's a radio friend. So Leo Terrell who 577 00:32:23,960 --> 00:32:27,480 Speaker 1: does a show in l A at k ABC, but 578 00:32:27,560 --> 00:32:30,280 Speaker 1: there's no plan to have him on. You gotta understand, David, 579 00:32:30,320 --> 00:32:33,440 Speaker 1: we we go fast and loose. We go fast and 580 00:32:33,520 --> 00:32:38,600 Speaker 1: loose with the guests. It's typically last minute situation, cimico, 581 00:32:38,760 --> 00:32:41,560 Speaker 1: last minute situation and uh it's like, hey, who can 582 00:32:41,600 --> 00:32:42,800 Speaker 1: we get on this week? And then we're in a 583 00:32:42,880 --> 00:32:45,760 Speaker 1: scramble mode there. And this is really the technique of 584 00:32:45,800 --> 00:32:49,960 Speaker 1: Gagon who's in here. He Uh there's no preparation. Um, 585 00:32:50,040 --> 00:32:52,840 Speaker 1: he's not meticulous. There's no Hey, let's get this guy on, 586 00:32:53,080 --> 00:32:54,560 Speaker 1: you know, two weeks from an hour or three weeks 587 00:32:54,600 --> 00:32:58,520 Speaker 1: from now, let's book this. No, it's uh, it's Wednesday 588 00:32:58,600 --> 00:33:00,680 Speaker 1: at eight o'clock at night. Hey, we should probably get 589 00:33:00,720 --> 00:33:03,600 Speaker 1: somebody on the podcast. Who can we get That's typically 590 00:33:03,600 --> 00:33:06,800 Speaker 1: how that goes. I'm letting people know here, Ryan, how 591 00:33:06,840 --> 00:33:09,400 Speaker 1: we make the hot dogs. You're never supposed to know 592 00:33:09,400 --> 00:33:12,080 Speaker 1: how they make the hot dogs? Uh, with gascon. I'm 593 00:33:12,080 --> 00:33:18,240 Speaker 1: not surprised. That's that's how I envisioned him. Yeah, exactly. Lazy, 594 00:33:18,720 --> 00:33:25,160 Speaker 1: no ambition, no perseverance. Yeah, he wants everything handed to him. Uh. 595 00:33:25,280 --> 00:33:28,480 Speaker 1: Kevin in Rockford, Illinois rides and he's a loyal minion 596 00:33:28,560 --> 00:33:31,000 Speaker 1: to the Fifth Hour Podcast and the Ben Mallow Show. 597 00:33:31,000 --> 00:33:34,000 Speaker 1: Thank you, Kevin, appreciate that, he says, I'm giving you 598 00:33:34,040 --> 00:33:37,680 Speaker 1: each three guesses to see if you know the up 599 00:33:37,720 --> 00:33:42,320 Speaker 1: and coming star NBA player from Rockford, Illinois. Now, before 600 00:33:42,400 --> 00:33:45,880 Speaker 1: you use Google, Ben, you talked about him a few 601 00:33:45,920 --> 00:33:49,000 Speaker 1: weeks ago on your show. Other than the the band 602 00:33:49,320 --> 00:33:53,080 Speaker 1: Cheap Trick. He's the most famous person ever to come 603 00:33:53,080 --> 00:34:00,200 Speaker 1: out of Rockford, Illinois. All right, I do not know. 604 00:34:01,400 --> 00:34:03,440 Speaker 1: I do not know who this is. You would know 605 00:34:03,520 --> 00:34:07,120 Speaker 1: anyone from Rockford, Illinois that has become an up and 606 00:34:07,160 --> 00:34:13,600 Speaker 1: coming star basketball player? No idea here? You did not? 607 00:34:14,640 --> 00:34:20,200 Speaker 1: All right, Now, Rockford Illinois is the largest city outside 608 00:34:20,320 --> 00:34:23,799 Speaker 1: of the Chicago metropolitan area. Did you know that? I 609 00:34:23,840 --> 00:34:28,600 Speaker 1: did not. That is a fun fact about beautiful Rockford, Illinois. 610 00:34:28,640 --> 00:34:31,799 Speaker 1: Salt of the Earth, Salt of the earth. People there. 611 00:34:32,440 --> 00:34:35,640 Speaker 1: So I'm trying to find out. Uh, and I am 612 00:34:35,680 --> 00:34:42,000 Speaker 1: gonna just google it. Um. So let's see here Rockford, Illinois. 613 00:34:43,160 --> 00:34:49,760 Speaker 1: Let's see here. Any meny money mo notable people from Rockford, Illinois. 614 00:34:50,760 --> 00:34:55,879 Speaker 1: See here, page down page dan Ah, All right, here 615 00:34:55,920 --> 00:35:02,880 Speaker 1: we go. Now I got it. Fred and Vleet, Yeah, 616 00:35:03,200 --> 00:35:05,200 Speaker 1: six Man of the Year with the Raptors. He's a 617 00:35:05,239 --> 00:35:08,040 Speaker 1: free agent, is gonna get a big contract. I did, 618 00:35:08,320 --> 00:35:10,759 Speaker 1: now that you bring that up, Kevin, and I did 619 00:35:10,760 --> 00:35:12,680 Speaker 1: a rant about Fred van Vleet because he was like 620 00:35:12,719 --> 00:35:16,760 Speaker 1: the most honest guy in the world. Van Vleet. Uh, 621 00:35:17,080 --> 00:35:19,520 Speaker 1: he was asked about free agency and where he wanted 622 00:35:19,520 --> 00:35:22,640 Speaker 1: to go and all that stuff, and he said his answer. 623 00:35:22,880 --> 00:35:26,120 Speaker 1: His answer was, uh, he's already won a championship, so 624 00:35:26,120 --> 00:35:28,520 Speaker 1: he's it's all about the money. He was thought that 625 00:35:28,560 --> 00:35:31,840 Speaker 1: was great and uh, and I looked it up here, Kevin, 626 00:35:32,160 --> 00:35:34,800 Speaker 1: And there's another guy that's given Fred van Vleet to 627 00:35:34,880 --> 00:35:41,520 Speaker 1: run for his money. James Robinson, James Robinson, the rookie 628 00:35:41,600 --> 00:35:45,800 Speaker 1: running back for Jacksonville. And this guy has been great 629 00:35:46,800 --> 00:35:51,399 Speaker 1: as a rookie, undrafted rookie, and he's actually already set 630 00:35:51,480 --> 00:35:54,080 Speaker 1: records for an undrafted running back in the end, he 631 00:35:54,080 --> 00:35:57,680 Speaker 1: plays in Jacksonville, So that's not that's not all that 632 00:35:58,920 --> 00:36:01,280 Speaker 1: all that good. Any other are fun facts about Rockford, 633 00:36:01,320 --> 00:36:03,919 Speaker 1: Illinois that you want to want to share. You even 634 00:36:04,000 --> 00:36:06,480 Speaker 1: know more than I do, which is nothing. I like 635 00:36:06,600 --> 00:36:10,560 Speaker 1: learning random fun facts Like Youngstown, Ohio is halfway between 636 00:36:10,719 --> 00:36:14,800 Speaker 1: Chicago and New York. It's the way point halfway point. 637 00:36:15,719 --> 00:36:18,440 Speaker 1: I thought that was interesting, Like how cool would be 638 00:36:18,440 --> 00:36:20,560 Speaker 1: if you lived in Youngstown, Ohio and you just like, 639 00:36:20,560 --> 00:36:22,120 Speaker 1: one weekend, I'll go to New York, you'll come home, 640 00:36:22,120 --> 00:36:23,520 Speaker 1: and then next week and I go to Chicago. You're 641 00:36:23,560 --> 00:36:29,200 Speaker 1: halfway between each Uh sure, that sounds great. It's like 642 00:36:29,320 --> 00:36:34,000 Speaker 1: living Where would the equivalent be in California? Like what 643 00:36:34,160 --> 00:36:40,920 Speaker 1: is halfway in the middle of California, the central California area? 644 00:36:41,120 --> 00:36:44,080 Speaker 1: Like what city would be halfway? Freds No, I don't know. 645 00:36:44,120 --> 00:36:49,359 Speaker 1: I'm just guessing. Yeah, I don't know the answer that. Um, 646 00:36:49,560 --> 00:36:53,560 Speaker 1: let's see, because you got San Francisco. It's not Bakersfield, 647 00:36:53,560 --> 00:36:58,040 Speaker 1: because Baker's Fields closer to l A. Maybe around the 648 00:36:58,880 --> 00:37:00,560 Speaker 1: you know, I think I do know that there where 649 00:37:00,560 --> 00:37:05,279 Speaker 1: the Hearst Castle is right, you've been, you've been. You 650 00:37:05,440 --> 00:37:07,680 Speaker 1: live in San Jose, you grew up there there, you've 651 00:37:07,680 --> 00:37:09,480 Speaker 1: been in the Hearst Castle, right, I have not. I 652 00:37:09,480 --> 00:37:12,680 Speaker 1: don't even hop the hell that is the funk is 653 00:37:12,719 --> 00:37:15,000 Speaker 1: wrong with you? Lots of things? What you care for 654 00:37:15,000 --> 00:37:19,880 Speaker 1: A list in alphabetical order. Oh my god, I I 655 00:37:21,360 --> 00:37:24,759 Speaker 1: but no, it's right on the beautiful like the whole. Uh. 656 00:37:24,840 --> 00:37:28,839 Speaker 1: William Hearst owned the entire coastline of California. That's why 657 00:37:28,880 --> 00:37:31,279 Speaker 1: in central California there's no big cities because he owned 658 00:37:31,280 --> 00:37:33,440 Speaker 1: it all and he gave it to the state of California. 659 00:37:33,760 --> 00:37:38,560 Speaker 1: So it's all just empty land for the most part. Uh, 660 00:37:38,640 --> 00:37:41,160 Speaker 1: let's see, all right. So the according to the Internet, 661 00:37:41,200 --> 00:37:46,960 Speaker 1: the halfway point from San Francisco to Los Angeles is Hanford, California. 662 00:37:49,040 --> 00:37:51,759 Speaker 1: I've never I don't recall. I've probably been. I've been 663 00:37:51,800 --> 00:37:53,799 Speaker 1: all over the state of California. I've never been. I 664 00:37:53,800 --> 00:37:57,279 Speaker 1: don't remember being in Hanford, California. I probably have gone 665 00:37:57,320 --> 00:38:01,400 Speaker 1: past it, I don't I don't think that's because it 666 00:38:01,440 --> 00:38:02,960 Speaker 1: looks I'm looking in the map here, it looks like 667 00:38:02,960 --> 00:38:07,399 Speaker 1: it's closer to San Jose. Huh, it's in the San 668 00:38:07,480 --> 00:38:12,560 Speaker 1: Joaquin Valley King's County. I don't I think this is 669 00:38:12,600 --> 00:38:14,160 Speaker 1: I think I'm getting bull crap here. I think this 670 00:38:14,239 --> 00:38:17,239 Speaker 1: is not right. I think I'm getting false information off 671 00:38:17,239 --> 00:38:19,520 Speaker 1: the double check that. But that's what the Internet says 672 00:38:19,600 --> 00:38:21,799 Speaker 1: that I did a quick search and that's what it said. 673 00:38:22,800 --> 00:38:26,680 Speaker 1: It's fascinating. Yeah, all right, Uh, let's see what who 674 00:38:26,719 --> 00:38:30,000 Speaker 1: is next year? Thank you Kevin in Rockford and Way 675 00:38:30,040 --> 00:38:33,479 Speaker 1: that means a lot. That means a lot. Aaron and 676 00:38:33,920 --> 00:38:36,280 Speaker 1: winter set Iowa. Right. So, and he says, been whatever 677 00:38:36,360 --> 00:38:41,320 Speaker 1: happened to Radio Rich in West Virginia? Uh, he just 678 00:38:41,320 --> 00:38:43,719 Speaker 1: stopped calling Radio Rich. Yeah yeah, he he told some 679 00:38:43,840 --> 00:38:47,040 Speaker 1: wild stories and he's he's welcome to call again. He's 680 00:38:47,080 --> 00:38:48,759 Speaker 1: not like he's banned from the show. I think he 681 00:38:48,840 --> 00:38:50,719 Speaker 1: got upset because we kept cutting him off and we 682 00:38:50,760 --> 00:38:53,520 Speaker 1: kept goofing on him. But as far as I know, 683 00:38:53,560 --> 00:38:58,000 Speaker 1: he's still around, still calls radio shows, and Radio Rich 684 00:38:58,080 --> 00:38:59,640 Speaker 1: is one of these guys that calls up let's get 685 00:38:59,640 --> 00:39:02,040 Speaker 1: profession of the caller and thinks he's God's gift to 686 00:39:02,120 --> 00:39:06,480 Speaker 1: call and talk radio. And he's bragged about I call 687 00:39:06,640 --> 00:39:08,840 Speaker 1: Rush Limbaugh and all these other people, and he brags 688 00:39:08,840 --> 00:39:12,080 Speaker 1: about that, and I'm like, okay, congratulations. And he also 689 00:39:12,080 --> 00:39:14,520 Speaker 1: told the story about being with prostitutes, which was which 690 00:39:14,520 --> 00:39:17,279 Speaker 1: is pretty good storytime from radio Rich. Well, you know 691 00:39:17,280 --> 00:39:18,839 Speaker 1: what they say, we all pay for it one away 692 00:39:18,920 --> 00:39:22,919 Speaker 1: or another. Yeah, I don't agree. I mean, I don't disagree. Rather, 693 00:39:23,000 --> 00:39:27,440 Speaker 1: I mean, there's it's usually it's it's usually goods and services. Right, 694 00:39:27,520 --> 00:39:30,879 Speaker 1: Usually it's good and services. It's not a straight trash 695 00:39:31,160 --> 00:39:35,879 Speaker 1: straight cash. Sometimes it could be trash cash transaction. Yes, 696 00:39:36,040 --> 00:39:39,600 Speaker 1: all right, there's there's nothing. There's no such thing as 697 00:39:39,600 --> 00:39:42,520 Speaker 1: a free lunch. So I was I was raised that way, right, 698 00:39:42,560 --> 00:39:44,719 Speaker 1: there's no you're around my age, right, you gotta earn 699 00:39:44,800 --> 00:39:47,200 Speaker 1: what you get, right, that's all box lunch. Yeah, but 700 00:39:47,280 --> 00:39:49,400 Speaker 1: go on, you gotta earn what you get. That's the 701 00:39:49,719 --> 00:39:54,280 Speaker 1: key to life. Uh. And then also Aaron in Winter said, 702 00:39:54,320 --> 00:39:57,240 Speaker 1: I sa is also to the power couple from Florida 703 00:39:57,280 --> 00:40:02,440 Speaker 1: ever call on the show other than the play factor efficiing, no, No, 704 00:40:02,680 --> 00:40:04,960 Speaker 1: that is their bit. That is their bit, now, Jack, 705 00:40:05,719 --> 00:40:07,759 Speaker 1: as I remember, and I might be wrong on this, 706 00:40:07,840 --> 00:40:10,840 Speaker 1: but I remember Jack the judge calling me prior to 707 00:40:11,000 --> 00:40:15,680 Speaker 1: becoming the staple of Factor fiction. But they typically only 708 00:40:15,760 --> 00:40:20,279 Speaker 1: call um on on Thursday morning. That's their their day 709 00:40:20,280 --> 00:40:23,200 Speaker 1: to call the show. And Aaron says he loves seeing 710 00:40:23,200 --> 00:40:25,319 Speaker 1: me in the hawkeye hat. Well, well thanks, you can 711 00:40:25,320 --> 00:40:28,160 Speaker 1: thank Chris and de Moine who sent the Hawkeye hat. 712 00:40:28,360 --> 00:40:30,600 Speaker 1: It's a good hat. That's a solid hat, the Iowa 713 00:40:30,680 --> 00:40:32,560 Speaker 1: Hawkeye hat. And I am open to any and all. 714 00:40:32,560 --> 00:40:35,279 Speaker 1: I'm gonna get a Kentucky Wildcat's hat. I would put 715 00:40:35,280 --> 00:40:38,920 Speaker 1: that in my rotation, and any college hat whatever, I'm 716 00:40:38,960 --> 00:40:41,279 Speaker 1: good with it. Yeah, I got a big I got 717 00:40:41,320 --> 00:40:43,399 Speaker 1: size eight. What size hat do you wear there, Ryan? 718 00:40:43,400 --> 00:40:46,719 Speaker 1: What size hat do you have? I got a big head, 719 00:40:46,800 --> 00:40:50,680 Speaker 1: so I probably probably around the same size. You don't 720 00:40:50,680 --> 00:40:55,160 Speaker 1: wear fitted hats? No, you've never in your life had show. 721 00:40:55,239 --> 00:40:57,040 Speaker 1: I have one point or another, but I don't like 722 00:40:58,360 --> 00:41:05,680 Speaker 1: nah it all I have, especially since my hair started 723 00:41:05,680 --> 00:41:09,360 Speaker 1: going away. It's uh fitted hat. After fitting that Alfhi, 724 00:41:09,480 --> 00:41:13,080 Speaker 1: alien O Pineer also known as Pierre and Springfield, says 725 00:41:13,120 --> 00:41:16,560 Speaker 1: first though, after some deep reflection and a huge slice 726 00:41:16,560 --> 00:41:20,600 Speaker 1: of humble pine. This week, after orally dropping a Deuce 727 00:41:20,840 --> 00:41:23,880 Speaker 1: on the live are I have decided to apologize to 728 00:41:24,080 --> 00:41:28,400 Speaker 1: Mr Gascon? What? Pierre? There's no need to apologize. He 729 00:41:28,440 --> 00:41:31,160 Speaker 1: then goes on this bullcrap about how he's appreciative of 730 00:41:31,239 --> 00:41:34,920 Speaker 1: him and all this stuff. There's he's just sucking up 731 00:41:34,920 --> 00:41:37,640 Speaker 1: because I guess he's worried Giscon is gonna ban him 732 00:41:37,680 --> 00:41:39,719 Speaker 1: and cancel him and all that stuff. There's no need 733 00:41:39,760 --> 00:41:44,520 Speaker 1: to apologize to him. He can't ban anybody. And let 734 00:41:44,520 --> 00:41:46,120 Speaker 1: me tell you something, I'm not going to even read 735 00:41:46,160 --> 00:41:48,600 Speaker 1: the rest of this email because it's blasphemy and and 736 00:41:48,719 --> 00:41:51,000 Speaker 1: Alf the alien o Pinter and Pierre. I mean, what 737 00:41:51,040 --> 00:41:54,160 Speaker 1: are you doing? I mean you're in Springfield, mass That 738 00:41:54,280 --> 00:41:58,439 Speaker 1: is my grandfather, May he rest in peace, lived in Springfield, Mass. 739 00:41:58,440 --> 00:42:01,640 Speaker 1: There's Mallard roots in Springfield, Mass. Well he actually a 740 00:42:01,640 --> 00:42:05,120 Speaker 1: different last name than that, but still, uh, what are 741 00:42:05,160 --> 00:42:09,560 Speaker 1: you doing? Alright? Valls Fan Jimmy writes in from Fayetteville, Tennessee. 742 00:42:10,280 --> 00:42:12,759 Speaker 1: He says, Ben, have you told gag On the lame 743 00:42:12,840 --> 00:42:15,200 Speaker 1: joke of the year? Do you know how to keep 744 00:42:15,280 --> 00:42:18,719 Speaker 1: gag On from choking? I'll ask you this, Ryan, you 745 00:42:18,760 --> 00:42:20,880 Speaker 1: know gag On? Do you know how to keep gag 746 00:42:20,920 --> 00:42:24,920 Speaker 1: on from choking smack him across the back of his neck. No, 747 00:42:25,040 --> 00:42:33,879 Speaker 1: you just take two steps back. That's good. Uh. We're 748 00:42:33,880 --> 00:42:37,400 Speaker 1: gonna teach Gascon how to set turn off automatic updates 749 00:42:37,440 --> 00:42:40,080 Speaker 1: on his computer. We're gonna take teach a class on that, 750 00:42:40,200 --> 00:42:45,440 Speaker 1: you know, simple simple things, basic things like that. Alright, 751 00:42:45,560 --> 00:42:47,279 Speaker 1: one more then we'll get the hell out of here. Yes, 752 00:42:47,360 --> 00:42:51,239 Speaker 1: all right. Carlos in Houston writes, and he says, you 753 00:42:51,360 --> 00:42:53,920 Speaker 1: told us what is your favorite drop on the show? 754 00:42:54,600 --> 00:43:00,120 Speaker 1: What is your least favorite? He says, well, carl so 755 00:43:00,160 --> 00:43:03,200 Speaker 1: that one is easy. And as you know, many of 756 00:43:03,239 --> 00:43:05,640 Speaker 1: my engineers I got Roberto now, but I had Danny 757 00:43:05,680 --> 00:43:07,080 Speaker 1: g and I've had a bunch of other guys that 758 00:43:07,160 --> 00:43:10,320 Speaker 1: have had that chair over the years. At Fox Sports Radio, 759 00:43:10,400 --> 00:43:15,040 Speaker 1: they love too put together got You audio, which is 760 00:43:15,080 --> 00:43:18,360 Speaker 1: often edited audio. They'll take I'll say crazy, I admit, 761 00:43:18,400 --> 00:43:20,600 Speaker 1: I say some silly things and some goofy things. Whatever. 762 00:43:21,160 --> 00:43:23,120 Speaker 1: It's a four hour show, five days a week. You're 763 00:43:23,120 --> 00:43:27,480 Speaker 1: gonna say stupid, stupid stuff. But they'll edit together stuff 764 00:43:27,520 --> 00:43:30,239 Speaker 1: that I say to make it sound really bad. And 765 00:43:30,280 --> 00:43:32,319 Speaker 1: that that that bothers me. But the one that's been 766 00:43:32,360 --> 00:43:35,040 Speaker 1: the most troublesome I don't want to say it's my 767 00:43:35,160 --> 00:43:37,640 Speaker 1: least favorite, but it's the one that gets me in 768 00:43:37,680 --> 00:43:40,680 Speaker 1: the most trouble, which I think has been embargoed for. 769 00:43:42,600 --> 00:43:46,040 Speaker 1: Is Ed from Spokane called up and it was a 770 00:43:46,080 --> 00:43:52,239 Speaker 1: conversation about Phil Niekro and Joe Niekro and uh and 771 00:43:52,239 --> 00:43:55,640 Speaker 1: and I made a comment about you know, they are 772 00:43:55,680 --> 00:43:59,680 Speaker 1: the brothers and they have the name Phil Niekro and 773 00:43:59,760 --> 00:44:02,759 Speaker 1: Joan Crow and so I I said something related to that, 774 00:44:02,880 --> 00:44:06,000 Speaker 1: and it got taken as a drop and hand to 775 00:44:06,080 --> 00:44:10,440 Speaker 1: God here Ryan. From that date forward, everyone every time 776 00:44:10,480 --> 00:44:13,680 Speaker 1: after that Roberto would play that drop, I would get 777 00:44:13,719 --> 00:44:18,640 Speaker 1: an angry email or a Twitter message or Facebook message 778 00:44:19,000 --> 00:44:23,080 Speaker 1: or all of the above. You are such a racist. 779 00:44:23,160 --> 00:44:28,280 Speaker 1: I can't believe you said that because people don't listen 780 00:44:28,640 --> 00:44:32,319 Speaker 1: and they hear it, they think they're it's like a 781 00:44:32,520 --> 00:44:36,480 Speaker 1: ear hack where they think they're they're hearing something that 782 00:44:36,520 --> 00:44:39,279 Speaker 1: they're not hearing, you know what. You know what I mean. 783 00:44:39,280 --> 00:44:41,160 Speaker 1: It's like, so it made it seem like I was 784 00:44:41,160 --> 00:44:44,399 Speaker 1: saying something that I was not saying. You understand where 785 00:44:44,400 --> 00:44:46,560 Speaker 1: I'm going out exactly what you're saying. People love to 786 00:44:46,560 --> 00:44:51,880 Speaker 1: be offended sometimes. Yeah. And the the other thing is 787 00:44:51,920 --> 00:44:56,000 Speaker 1: that people only remember in audio content, which is what 788 00:44:56,040 --> 00:45:00,719 Speaker 1: we're the business we deal in. People usually only remember 789 00:45:01,000 --> 00:45:07,000 Speaker 1: around of the things that they listen to. So that 790 00:45:07,120 --> 00:45:10,960 Speaker 1: means it's like seventeen according to a study. So everyone's 791 00:45:10,960 --> 00:45:14,200 Speaker 1: pretty much bad at hearing, hard of hearing, whatever, hearing impaired. 792 00:45:14,239 --> 00:45:17,440 Speaker 1: Everyone say it, um, So think about when I do 793 00:45:17,640 --> 00:45:20,640 Speaker 1: a four hour show or like this podcast is an hour, 794 00:45:21,760 --> 00:45:23,399 Speaker 1: usually it's round an hour. It's might be a little 795 00:45:23,400 --> 00:45:26,080 Speaker 1: shorter today it's round an hour. Let's say it's an hour, 796 00:45:26,360 --> 00:45:29,560 Speaker 1: will round it off to an hour. That means forty 797 00:45:29,600 --> 00:45:31,920 Speaker 1: minutes of the content you're not paying any attention to, 798 00:45:31,920 --> 00:45:33,600 Speaker 1: you will not remember. There's only twenty minutes of it. 799 00:45:33,640 --> 00:45:37,400 Speaker 1: And even maybe that even is high. So there you 800 00:45:37,520 --> 00:45:41,120 Speaker 1: welcome to our world outstanding. Now, now you are an 801 00:45:41,200 --> 00:45:45,360 Speaker 1: enlightened young grasshopper. I wish I was young. Oh stop, 802 00:45:45,400 --> 00:45:48,319 Speaker 1: you're not old. You're not old. What are you doing? 803 00:45:48,400 --> 00:45:50,080 Speaker 1: You know that great quote I used on the radio 804 00:45:50,120 --> 00:45:53,200 Speaker 1: the other day, which which is appropriate about you know, 805 00:45:53,280 --> 00:45:57,000 Speaker 1: aging and and all that stuff. It's it's I was 806 00:45:57,120 --> 00:46:01,320 Speaker 1: just my favorite quote about getting old from Eleanor Roosevelt, 807 00:46:01,320 --> 00:46:05,200 Speaker 1: who said today is the oldest you've been ever and 808 00:46:05,280 --> 00:46:08,400 Speaker 1: the youngest you'll ever be again. But that is that 809 00:46:08,480 --> 00:46:13,759 Speaker 1: not deep? I just lost a few IQ points. Wow, yes, no, 810 00:46:13,880 --> 00:46:15,759 Speaker 1: but think about like you're complaining you're old now, but 811 00:46:15,800 --> 00:46:19,000 Speaker 1: tomorrow you're gonna be a day older, so stop your complaining. 812 00:46:19,440 --> 00:46:22,000 Speaker 1: And a week from now you're gonna be a week older. Yeah. 813 00:46:22,080 --> 00:46:24,279 Speaker 1: And eventually you do this long enough, you're gonna be 814 00:46:24,280 --> 00:46:26,080 Speaker 1: an oct de darian or whatever it is, I mean, 815 00:46:26,080 --> 00:46:28,200 Speaker 1: your eighties, and then you'll be a centurion. You'll be 816 00:46:29,200 --> 00:46:32,360 Speaker 1: I just tell myself this black, don't crack. Simple to 817 00:46:32,440 --> 00:46:38,719 Speaker 1: the point. All right, Well, thank you, appreciate it. Good 818 00:46:38,800 --> 00:46:43,800 Speaker 1: job by you. There, tremendous debut weekend. On the Mallard 819 00:46:43,880 --> 00:46:47,160 Speaker 1: scale of goodness one to ten, I'm gonna give this 820 00:46:47,200 --> 00:46:50,120 Speaker 1: a solid nine. I would have gone ten, but you 821 00:46:50,160 --> 00:46:53,160 Speaker 1: live west of the four oh five, so I cannot 822 00:46:53,200 --> 00:46:55,000 Speaker 1: go higher than a nine because you live west of 823 00:46:55,040 --> 00:46:56,520 Speaker 1: the four oh five. You might want to make it 824 00:46:56,560 --> 00:46:59,560 Speaker 1: at eight since I hate Massachusetts. Oh that's a good point. 825 00:46:59,600 --> 00:47:02,560 Speaker 1: All right. Now you're down to an eight, so you 826 00:47:02,600 --> 00:47:04,720 Speaker 1: want to keep talking. We can go lower. I'm good. 827 00:47:04,840 --> 00:47:07,439 Speaker 1: We'll do the limbo. You want to do the limbo, good, 828 00:47:07,840 --> 00:47:12,399 Speaker 1: let's do the limbo. All right, well, thank you Ryan 829 00:47:12,440 --> 00:47:14,440 Speaker 1: again to give your Twitter account. People want to reach you. 830 00:47:14,520 --> 00:47:17,359 Speaker 1: How can they find you on Twitter? Ryan McBain on 831 00:47:17,400 --> 00:47:21,040 Speaker 1: Twitch Ryan McBain Very simple. The man's a wrestler. The 832 00:47:21,080 --> 00:47:23,840 Speaker 1: man's a wrestler. He's lived an interest in life, and 833 00:47:23,920 --> 00:47:25,759 Speaker 1: he has to suck up to Colin Coward because he's 834 00:47:25,760 --> 00:47:27,760 Speaker 1: one of his producers. All Right, have a great Sunday. 835 00:47:27,800 --> 00:47:31,400 Speaker 1: Will be back on the radio tonight. Tonight tonight another 836 00:47:31,600 --> 00:47:33,920 Speaker 1: week of radio shows on the Ben Maller Show. We'll 837 00:47:33,920 --> 00:47:37,239 Speaker 1: catch you then. Thank you and Arriva der Chay