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Speaker 1: It's Wednesday, which means what's on your mind? We got

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Speaker 1: a brand new full show for you, a full hour here,

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Speaker 1: and I cannot wait to hear Alexis's story of why

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Speaker 1: her plane had to be diverted.

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Speaker 2: I'm still mad about it, honestly, I so gross.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah no, but we're gonna find out that Brandon,

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Speaker 1: what's on your mind? Let's we got a new second

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Speaker 1: Date update and lots of fun on the way. But

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Speaker 1: first comments on me commented not me, their name is me? Said, Okay,

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Speaker 1: this show needs more segments.

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Speaker 2: I listened for around four hours every day and I'm

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Speaker 2: gonna start running out soon.

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Speaker 3: Please make more ps. Alexis say, cinnamon synonym five.

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Speaker 2: Times fast, one of them?

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Speaker 3: Try okay, cinnamon cinnamon, cinnamon synonym, cinnamon synonym.

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Speaker 1: I I think I got it. My favorite is toy

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Speaker 1: boat over and over again. Toy boat too.

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Speaker 3: Hard?

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Speaker 1: That's harder starts right now.

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Speaker 4: Man.

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Speaker 5: I am not a huge fan of trends. It's a

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Speaker 5: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning, especially when I'm personally

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Speaker 5: involved in them.

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Speaker 1: Is because is it because you're always six months late.

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Speaker 5: On all the That's not what I'm talking about here.

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Speaker 5: I say that because the Washington Post just did a

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Speaker 5: story on a helpful running hack.

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Speaker 1: Thanks for the real trend for all the trends.

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Speaker 5: Who's better name one better than the Washington Post?

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Speaker 1: I mean, honestly decribels before that.

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Speaker 5: Okay, China supporter, that's you guys, do your thing. I'm

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Speaker 5: gonna support America's Washington Post, who just did a story

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Speaker 5: on a helpful running hack. Yes, you know jogging. The

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Speaker 5: hack is called jeffing. It's spelled j E f f I.

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Speaker 1: And that is a that's a hard burd to use

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Speaker 1: these days, trending.

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Speaker 5: It's apparently a well known term in the running community.

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Speaker 1: Really form.

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Speaker 5: Former Olympic athlete Jeff Galloway started using it with novice runners,

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Speaker 5: and I'll just sum it up like this. Jeffing is

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Speaker 5: if you're running and you start to feel tired, just

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Speaker 5: walk for a while. Oh nice, that's jeffingis if you're stopping. No,

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Speaker 5: it's not stopping, it's continuing but half energy.

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Speaker 6: So if you're really.

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Speaker 1: Not it's just what people do.

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Speaker 5: It's the new trend. It's the hot workout trend if

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Speaker 5: you're really not in very good shape, which looking around

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Speaker 5: the country seems to be the case, just go jog

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Speaker 5: anyway and don't beat yourself up about it. If you

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Speaker 5: really suck, that's just jeffinite. You can jog for thirty seconds,

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Speaker 5: jeff it for the next thirty and repeat, jogg it,

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Speaker 5: jeff it, jogg it.

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Speaker 7: J is sound dirty?

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Speaker 1: I don't know, but it's annoying that Olympic runner said

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Speaker 1: this after himself too.

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Speaker 5: So text in to seven eighty five nine two where

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Speaker 5: you caught jeff in it this morning. Oh I know,

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Speaker 5: Now onto.

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Speaker 8: Your shot colic question of the day with a guy who.

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Speaker 5: Likes to jake it while we all watch our digital producer.

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Speaker 1: Why are your both of your names feel like they

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Speaker 1: should have?

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Speaker 6: It's a hard day.

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Speaker 5: Give it to him.

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Speaker 6: Yesterday we celebrated the birthday of legendary infamous bald actor

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Speaker 6: Billy Zane. Yeah, but I looked at the calendar this

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Speaker 6: morning and today happens to be National Billy Day.

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Speaker 1: Oh whoa when they did, couldn't line it up on

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Speaker 1: the same day.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, I probably should have combined those two, but oh well.

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Speaker 6: The good news is it's never too late to celebrate

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Speaker 6: famous billies from history and pop culture.

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Speaker 9: Brook.

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Speaker 6: That's why today we're doing a special big Billy Blowout

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Speaker 6: edition of twenty of twenty. You say numb. Between one

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Speaker 6: and twenty, I'll describe a famous billy to you.

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Speaker 5: It could be a Bill.

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Speaker 6: A Billy, oh, William Billingsworth even Oh wow, you just

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Speaker 6: have to name them to stay in the game. Let's

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Speaker 6: start with the woman who proudly comes from a town

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Speaker 6: of hill Billy's.

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Speaker 1: Nine.

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Speaker 6: This famous bill Billy will Or William served as the

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Speaker 6: forty second president of the United States and once played

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Speaker 6: sacks on late night television.

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Speaker 10: Who is he?

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Speaker 1: Did Bill Clinton play Sacks?

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Speaker 3: That's my guest, Bill Clinton's right, could have chosen William

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Speaker 3: Henry Harrison, William G.

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Speaker 6: Harding, but a late night television as well. But you

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Speaker 6: got that right, Alexus, it was Bill Clinton. We're over

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Speaker 6: to Brook. Nine is off the board.

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Speaker 1: How many nicknames there are for William? Yeah, let's go

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Speaker 1: with eleven.

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Speaker 6: This famous billy, Bill will Or William founded a notorious

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Speaker 6: music festival that promised luxury villas and delivered cheese sandwiches

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Speaker 6: and documentaries.

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Speaker 9: Who is he?

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Speaker 7: Fire Festival guy?

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Speaker 1: What is his name? It's the Fire Festival dude. I

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Speaker 1: can see his face too.

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Speaker 11: He looks like one of those AI tech brothers.

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Speaker 1: There's no way I'm going to remember this guy's name.

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Speaker 5: Unfortunately, it sounds like really Jeff to the festival.

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Speaker 1: He can't be a Willie because Willies are cool, you

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Speaker 1: know what I mean? Like, you don't know Willy who

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Speaker 1: isn't cool? He's a billion Yeah, for sure, give me

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Speaker 1: Bill Baits, Bill Baits.

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Speaker 6: I was looking for Billy McFarland.

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Speaker 1: I knew he was a Billy.

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Speaker 6: Got sent to six years in federal prison for defrauding

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Speaker 6: investors of twenty six million dollars out.

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Speaker 7: And he's trying again. Yeah, it's a third try.

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Speaker 12: No.

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Speaker 1: I think it's like the six truck.

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Speaker 6: Jose. Eleven and nine are off the board and he

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Speaker 6: won from you.

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Speaker 7: Let's go twelve.

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Speaker 6: This famous Billy, Bill will Or William founded a group

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Speaker 6: whose name sounds like a futuristic insect swarm, and once

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Speaker 6: convinced the world that's spelling tonight without the G was

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Speaker 6: a musical revolution. He later became a coach in the

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Speaker 6: Voice and collaborated with everyone from Britney to NASA.

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Speaker 7: Who is he?

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Speaker 11: Well, the Voice is the only thing that I could

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Speaker 11: cling onto on that Willie's on the Voice.

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Speaker 13: I mean, I literally think Willie Nelson was a feature,

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Speaker 13: but was he a judge?

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Speaker 1: I saw him a concert he played at three pm

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Speaker 1: because he couldn't stay out later.

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Speaker 11: I'm gonna go with like legend, Billy Idol.

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Speaker 6: Billy idol. Yes, all right, long Billy Idol. I'm sorry,

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Speaker 6: jose the billy Bill will Or William I was looking

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Speaker 6: at will i Am William Adams of the Black Eyed Peas,

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Speaker 6: and that's funny. Jeffrey, We're over to you. We're talking Bill's,

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Speaker 6: Billy's Will's Williams will i Ams, Billing's worths for National

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Speaker 6: Billing Day. It's very impressive. I know for now Billy Day, Jeffrey,

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Speaker 6: were over to you. Nine, eleven and twelve are off

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Speaker 5: I'll take nineteen.

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Speaker 6: This famous Bill Billy will Or William once anchored fake

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Speaker 6: news in a southern California location, streaked through the quad

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Speaker 6: and declared, if you're not first, your last?

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Speaker 1: Who is he?

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Speaker 9: Yeah?

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Speaker 5: This is pretty easy for me because my dad absolutely

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Speaker 5: hates him.

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Speaker 7: Interesting.

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Speaker 5: My father thinks he is the most unfunny actor to

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Speaker 5: ever grace the Silver Stream. He has actually bowed him

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Speaker 1: Dare he?

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Speaker 5: Yeah, he's a treasure. No, not going to my dad,

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Speaker 5: this is Bill Ferrell Ferrell.

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Speaker 6: I'll take that. Yeah, both.

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Speaker 1: Instead will.

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Speaker 6: That brings us to a bill tiebreaker, Alexis. If you

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Speaker 6: get this right, you'll win. If you get this wrong,

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Speaker 6: Jeffrey will win three. This famous Bill Billy will Or

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Speaker 6: William is a piano playing New Yorker and wrote the

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Speaker 6: unofficial anthem for bar regulars Everywhere. He stopped writing pop

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Speaker 6: songs decades ago, but still sells out arena filled with

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Speaker 6: people yelling lyrics they only have Remember who is he?

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Speaker 7: I don't want to say anything.

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Speaker 1: He's a man with two first names. Two first names,

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Speaker 1: Billy Willie.

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Speaker 5: I'm looking for.

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Speaker 6: It's the piano man, Billy Joels looking for. Jeffrey has

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Speaker 6: jeffed his way to a winning Plenty of twenty. Thank

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Speaker 6: you Dad for Farrell that.

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Speaker 5: So I get to choose who gets shocked. They're gonna

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Speaker 5: be singing bad Guy by Billy Eilis. I think that

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Speaker 5: goes to Brooke today.

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Speaker 1: So you're a tough guy like it, really rough guy.

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Speaker 1: Just can't get enough guy chest always so pop.

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Speaker 5: God, that was your shot cut the question.

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Speaker 14: Of the day, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 5: Developmental psychologists have said a baby's first word can reveal

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Speaker 5: a lot about who they'll become.

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Speaker 1: Really wow, say dad, ad because that's the easiest thing

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Speaker 5: Yeah, not all of them. Like, if the first word

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Speaker 5: more nurturing. If it's Papa, they're more likely to become

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Speaker 5: more analytical interesting, And if it's daddy, they're more likely

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Speaker 5: to start an OnlyFans page. It's all checking out, But

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Speaker 5: what about with adults. Apparently scientists are standing by for

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Speaker 5: right now. It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning, and

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Speaker 5: there should be an emergency hot dog that reheats when

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Speaker 5: you crack it like a glowstick. Run a little snapdog action.

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Speaker 5: It's a genius idea that sometimes average people can have

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Speaker 5: brilliant thoughts.

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Speaker 1: You call it glowing gzzies.

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Speaker 5: What's on your Mind, where we go around the room

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Speaker 5: sharing what we've been thinking about lately. Starting with Brooke Brook,

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Speaker 5: what's on your mind.

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Speaker 1: Well, y'all know, if you've been following my New Year's

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Speaker 1: resolution is to spend less time on my phone. Oh yeah, okay,

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Speaker 1: I'm going so great for well yeah, hey, it's a

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Speaker 1: slow process, Jeff. Okay. But as we got made alarm

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Speaker 1: clock to do just that, get our phones out of

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Speaker 1: the bedroom, and I was like, sweet, all I gotta

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Speaker 1: do is plug it in, set the time.

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Speaker 1: I start to do that, and then I'm like, where

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Speaker 1: do you set the time? No, you have to download

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Speaker 1: the app first. That's odd.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, my phone controlled alarm cours.

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Speaker 1: I guess so if I know. So, I download the

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Speaker 1: going through the setup stuff and then it hits me

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Speaker 1: with you also have to get a subscription. Oh you want?

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Speaker 1: Why fifty dollars a year to use the stupid clock?

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Speaker 9: Fair? Why?

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Speaker 1: Why would I? Why would an alarm clock need and

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Speaker 1: a subscription? What am I subscribing to?

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Speaker 5: Time?

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Speaker 5: No scribe?

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Speaker 1: Back in the box. And you know what, I got

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Speaker 5: But that's your Christmas present from your husband. You can't

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Speaker 7: I need to tell you something.

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Speaker 7: Baby doesn't exist, as you all know. It's an elephant toy.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, but I'm letting her go on until my dad

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Speaker 11: No, man, do not buy the elephant toy.

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Speaker 7: That is a scam.

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Speaker 11: Yeah, I read them out.

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Speaker 13: They don't CNN where they buy the electronic toys, and

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Speaker 11: Get my mom.

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Speaker 13: I can buy my granddaughter whatever I want to buy my.

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Speaker 7: I have no idea.

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Speaker 1: It's like their grandbaby is gonna cause a real rift

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Speaker 7: It's not coming.

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Speaker 5: Just because you don't have a grandchild doesn't mean you

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Speaker 2: People get back on and they're like, hey, the bathrooms

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Speaker 2: That's I decided to stop covering up. I'm sick because

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Speaker 7: I'm like, oh, yeah, hey.

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Speaker 1: That's good. Start coughing, sneezing. The whole plane should thank you. Yes,

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Speaker 2: My five hour flight turn into a nine hour flight

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Speaker 7: Oh my god, there's some sick girls back there.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I was keeping people out of life. That sounds awful,

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Speaker 1: all right, Jeffrey, what's on your mind?

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Speaker 5: So I didn't tell anybody this in the room until now,

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Speaker 1: Well, you didn't tell anyone because you didn't want Jose's

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Speaker 5: In front of me, right, I didn't want anybody telling

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Speaker 5: always talk about the huge crowds, and yes it's very expensive,

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Speaker 1: What do you mean?

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Speaker 5: So I buy a bubble wand you guys know what

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Speaker 1: Yeah, those things areious music.

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Speaker 5: I get one and I'm walking around with this thing,

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Speaker 5: and out of nowhere, this eight year old kid runs

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Speaker 5: up to me, and I'm not making this up, puts

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Speaker 5: he pulls way for just a second to shout bubbles

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Speaker 5: tastes good, and then goes right back in And okaywhile.

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Speaker 1: Why did you just turn it off? Jeff you have boo.

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Speaker 5: I'm in shock. I'm gonna get in trouble here because

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Speaker 5: doesn't understand the personal space thing either, because he keeps

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Speaker 11: They do that.

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Speaker 1: The characters are cute, They're like being happy with you,

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Speaker 1: why do you share? And everything weird.

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Speaker 5: These are my experiences. I didn't know meeting a Disney

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Speaker 5: personal space. Please.

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Speaker 1: Jeff you should just not go out into public. I

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Speaker 1: was the weird problem.

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Speaker 7: Don't even us what you do.

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Speaker 5: Get that bubble boy back on my wand that's fine,

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Speaker 5: and texting the seven eight five nine to tell us

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Speaker 5: what's been on your mind. It's Brook and Jeffrey in

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Speaker 5: the morning. It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning, and

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Speaker 5: cheer if you want to hear text coming in from

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Speaker 5: our listeners. At seven eight five, a boo if you

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Speaker 5: don't boo anyway. This first one says Rocky here, good morning, Brook, Jeffrey, Alexis, Jose, Ai, Jake, Ashley,

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Speaker 5: Ann Ashton. Can someone take away Jose's Instagram? I'm concerned

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Speaker 5: about the sea lion propaganda? What is what is Rocky

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Speaker 5: talking about?

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Speaker 1: Is that part of the conspiracy theory on sea lions?

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Speaker 1: Plaim to not know? But you really started it all?

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Speaker 5: Sure, going on, Rocky, you've thrown the whole show for

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Speaker 5: a loop. Congratulations. Now, the text says Alexis is the

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Speaker 5: cat's pajamas. She can do the phone tap. I believe

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Speaker 5: in you.

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Speaker 1: Okay, that was said in the wrong voice. We need

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Speaker 1: old Alan to read that time.

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Speaker 13: A Lexus is.

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Speaker 5: The cat's pajam. It's nice to you have fans in

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Speaker 5: their nineties Alexis. That's awesome.

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Speaker 1: She did say she was calling her grandma more often.

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Speaker 5: That explains it. You've got time for one more, says

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Speaker 5: I'm a bartender and I listened to you on the

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Speaker 5: way to work, and it reminds me that my job

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Speaker 5: is to bring people joy. It's easier to do when

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Speaker 5: you go into work laughing. And that's what you guys

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Speaker 1: Your job is to spy on the first daters in there.

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Speaker 5: Your number one job is bringing people drinks.

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Speaker 1: Joy, So you don't need to man's plain bartending to

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Speaker 5: I'm gonna do it anyway, Okay, I don't think he

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Speaker 5: later to make sure you do it right, Jeffrey in

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Speaker 5: the morning. Let's face it, there are times in your

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Speaker 5: life where, deep down you were kind of rooting for

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Speaker 5: somebody to cheat. Whoa I mean. In the movie Titanic,

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Speaker 5: Rose was engaged, but did anybody complain when Leo was

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Speaker 5: taking her below deck? No, we were all rooting for it, like, yeah,

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Speaker 5: draw her like one of your French girls.

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Speaker 7: Leo saw the husband.

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Speaker 5: Same thing when Pam was engaged in the office and

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Speaker 5: everybody was waiting for Jim to make a move and

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Speaker 5: started on Scooby Doo, because well, Fred and Daphne were

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Speaker 5: Daphne to ditch Fred and end up with Velma. You

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Speaker 5: know you wanted it, so listen. I'm not proud of

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Speaker 5: saying this, but a tiny tiny sliver of me is

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Speaker 5: happy about cheating only because it gives us great stories

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Speaker 5: for our next segment, a brand new edition of Busted

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Speaker 5: coming up right after this.

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Speaker 1: Sneak. Two wives.

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Speaker 5: And even worse girlfriends.

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Speaker 1: They thought they could get away with it.

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Speaker 5: But now they're about to get busted, and our own

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Speaker 5: Brook Fox loves her some Usher. Now did he cheat

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Speaker 5: on his girlfriends and on his wife with one of

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Speaker 5: her bridesmaids while secretly impregnating his mistress s. But Usher's

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Speaker 5: got abs and that pretty much erases all of his

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Speaker 5: lifetime of bad deeds and decisions.

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Speaker 7: A song out of it.

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Speaker 1: Absolutely albums, that's true.

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Speaker 5: But if you don't have a washboard stomach and Platinum

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Speaker 5: Records and you stray, Brook will not be so forgiving.

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Speaker 5: Here on Busted, where our listeners can come on the

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Speaker 5: show and share how they caught their exes without six

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Speaker 5: packs doing what Usher did in Confessions Part one and two.

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Speaker 1: Would I would recommen and Usher as a boyfriend any.

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Speaker 5: Type, But we do have a few listeners on the

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Speaker 5: phone ready to share their stories, starting with Nicole, tell

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Speaker 10: My boyfriend told me he was taking a bartending class

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Speaker 10: every weekend to learn mixology.

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Speaker 5: Bartenders have such a good reputation.

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Speaker 1: They're always stable relationships.

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Speaker 11: But those mixology classes are important.

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Speaker 7: You gotta know what you're making.

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Speaker 5: Those are legit.

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Speaker 7: That's yeah.

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Speaker 16: Yeah.

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Speaker 10: So one night I wanted to surprise him, and I

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Speaker 10: typed in the bar name to my GPS and it

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Speaker 10: led me to some random apartment building.

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Speaker 5: Oh wait, what, Well, some apartment buildings have bars on

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Speaker 5: the bottom floor.

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Speaker 1: Maybe it's one of those like experiences you buy an Airbnb.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, what happened?

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Speaker 10: Well, there's no bar because I was just hanging around

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Speaker 10: in the lobby until he came down. And of course

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Speaker 10: he's with another woman.

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Speaker 1: Not wait, she's not the teacher.

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Speaker 10: No, she's not the teacher.

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Speaker 7: We're not even drinking.

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Speaker 5: What was going on.

454
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Speaker 10: I don't know what they were doing, but it turns

455
00:22:04,160 --> 00:22:07,359
Speaker 10: out he wasn't learning to bar tend professionally. He was

456
00:22:07,400 --> 00:22:09,880
Speaker 10: just making cocktails for this woman in her kitchen every

457
00:22:09,920 --> 00:22:10,560
Speaker 10: Saturday night.

458
00:22:10,720 --> 00:22:18,000
Speaker 5: Oh jeez, you though, Yeah, whatever you want. Yeah, Usher's

459
00:22:18,000 --> 00:22:22,000
Speaker 5: confession part three coming after this one. Let's keep going, Kenny,

460
00:22:22,040 --> 00:22:23,840
Speaker 5: tell us how you busted your significant other.

461
00:22:24,520 --> 00:22:29,200
Speaker 17: This is the worst coincidence ever. But actually I used

462
00:22:29,240 --> 00:22:32,960
Speaker 17: to work for a moving company back in my twenties, okay,

463
00:22:33,200 --> 00:22:36,120
Speaker 17: and we were doing this job one day for this guy.

464
00:22:36,560 --> 00:22:38,399
Speaker 17: It was me and my boys, and we were packing

465
00:22:38,480 --> 00:22:41,400
Speaker 17: up everything and putting in the truck, and then there

466
00:22:41,440 --> 00:22:45,720
Speaker 17: was this one last item that was this huge frame

467
00:22:45,800 --> 00:22:48,800
Speaker 17: photo and there was this white sheet draped over it.

468
00:22:48,960 --> 00:22:50,960
Speaker 1: Yeah right, okay, to protect it probably.

469
00:22:51,320 --> 00:22:51,520
Speaker 10: Yeah.

470
00:22:51,560 --> 00:22:53,920
Speaker 17: So I was like, oh, I'm gonna what am I protecting?

471
00:22:54,160 --> 00:22:54,919
Speaker 10: Exactly right?

472
00:22:55,040 --> 00:22:58,080
Speaker 17: And I looked under it and I started freaking out

473
00:22:58,160 --> 00:23:03,040
Speaker 17: because the picture was our client posing with my girlfriend.

474
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Speaker 6: Oh yeah.

475
00:23:06,359 --> 00:23:09,800
Speaker 17: Turned out they were actually moving in together and she

476
00:23:09,960 --> 00:23:11,920
Speaker 17: was going to break up with me that night.

477
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Speaker 5: Oh wow, after the move.

478
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Speaker 1: I mean, she couldn't have suggested a different moving company

479
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Speaker 1: for her boyfriend.

480
00:23:19,040 --> 00:23:21,400
Speaker 5: Seriously, did you actually do it?

481
00:23:21,920 --> 00:23:22,160
Speaker 15: Yeah?

482
00:23:22,320 --> 00:23:23,359
Speaker 4: I did in tears.

483
00:23:24,000 --> 00:23:27,080
Speaker 1: What you did the move? You like, carefully moved the

484
00:23:27,119 --> 00:23:28,800
Speaker 1: picture so it wouldn't be damaged.

485
00:23:29,200 --> 00:23:31,080
Speaker 17: Yeah, it was already do the one of my money?

486
00:23:32,920 --> 00:23:33,240
Speaker 1: Wow?

487
00:23:35,240 --> 00:23:35,920
Speaker 9: Get this though.

488
00:23:36,080 --> 00:23:38,000
Speaker 17: So I drove the truck with all the guys stuff

489
00:23:38,040 --> 00:23:40,680
Speaker 17: to the new place and she was waiting there and

490
00:23:40,760 --> 00:23:43,159
Speaker 17: when when she pulled up, like her face was like

491
00:23:44,080 --> 00:23:47,720
Speaker 17: oh crap, and I just remained professional. I did my job,

492
00:23:47,840 --> 00:23:50,920
Speaker 17: unpacked everything. But then when I drove off, I drove

493
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Speaker 17: through the bushes.

494
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Speaker 8: So yeah, okay, you employees drove through a Yeah, that

495
00:24:00,359 --> 00:24:02,680
Speaker 8: was the worst coincidence, probably of all time.

496
00:24:02,960 --> 00:24:04,480
Speaker 7: The universe just telling you.

497
00:24:04,560 --> 00:24:06,560
Speaker 1: Honestly the best. But you didn't want to be with

498
00:24:06,640 --> 00:24:07,119
Speaker 1: that person.

499
00:24:07,280 --> 00:24:09,480
Speaker 5: Yeah, you got out of that. Finally we got time

500
00:24:09,480 --> 00:24:11,800
Speaker 5: for one more. Let's talk to Lisa. Tell us how

501
00:24:11,840 --> 00:24:13,160
Speaker 5: you busted your significant other.

502
00:24:14,240 --> 00:24:18,439
Speaker 4: So my boyfriend kept getting these weird mystery packages in

503
00:24:18,520 --> 00:24:20,200
Speaker 4: the man and it was like every week.

504
00:24:20,720 --> 00:24:24,000
Speaker 1: Okay, I've had that in the news where like scammers

505
00:24:24,040 --> 00:24:27,320
Speaker 1: will use people's addresses like shipped up the things.

506
00:24:27,359 --> 00:24:29,760
Speaker 7: I was just figured it's an Amazon package. I forgot about.

507
00:24:30,960 --> 00:24:33,440
Speaker 5: Order and they weren't Amazon packages.

508
00:24:34,520 --> 00:24:37,040
Speaker 4: No, it didn't have the Amazon little thing on it.

509
00:24:37,160 --> 00:24:39,920
Speaker 4: And someone I asked him about it, He's like, these

510
00:24:39,920 --> 00:24:43,640
Speaker 4: are subscription boxes that he signed out for.

511
00:24:44,040 --> 00:24:46,800
Speaker 1: Oh okay, I sign up for things I forget about.

512
00:24:47,200 --> 00:24:50,159
Speaker 5: Yeah, all right, guys get subscription packs for like beard

513
00:24:50,359 --> 00:24:51,600
Speaker 5: oils and things, and they have a.

514
00:24:51,600 --> 00:24:53,520
Speaker 7: Hot sauce one.

515
00:24:53,640 --> 00:24:55,720
Speaker 1: Do you know he wasn't setting themselves flowers?

516
00:24:55,960 --> 00:24:58,400
Speaker 5: True, there's all sorts of things he could have been doing.

517
00:24:59,440 --> 00:25:02,280
Speaker 4: Exactly late, just standing.

518
00:25:01,960 --> 00:25:02,400
Speaker 10: Up for him.

519
00:25:02,440 --> 00:25:03,199
Speaker 5: Why what happened?

520
00:25:03,680 --> 00:25:06,600
Speaker 12: So one day before he got home, I took the

521
00:25:06,680 --> 00:25:09,640
Speaker 12: box and I kind of opened it on the bottom

522
00:25:10,000 --> 00:25:16,879
Speaker 12: and inside it was a roliic and this really fancy

523
00:25:16,960 --> 00:25:22,040
Speaker 12: cologne and a handwritten note and it said, I hope you.

524
00:25:22,000 --> 00:25:32,360
Speaker 4: Like this flavor. Love your sweet sugar Mama sugars minimum.

525
00:25:32,520 --> 00:25:34,439
Speaker 5: What subscription service is that?

526
00:25:37,080 --> 00:25:37,760
Speaker 7: I like that one?

527
00:25:38,000 --> 00:25:41,200
Speaker 4: So I confronted him and he said, I never lied.

528
00:25:41,760 --> 00:25:43,320
Speaker 1: Oh really, I just didn't tell you.

529
00:25:44,560 --> 00:25:48,560
Speaker 4: He said, I never lied to you. It's just his

530
00:25:48,720 --> 00:25:53,240
Speaker 4: sugar Mama like to pay him with fancy subscription boxes.

531
00:25:53,640 --> 00:25:59,000
Speaker 1: Oh you didn't specifically ask if he had a sugar.

532
00:25:59,320 --> 00:26:02,560
Speaker 5: Did you appallologized to him after that clear explanation.

533
00:26:03,320 --> 00:26:05,200
Speaker 4: Yeah, And I cooked in dinner good.

534
00:26:07,560 --> 00:26:07,960
Speaker 11: Last week.

535
00:26:07,960 --> 00:26:09,399
Speaker 7: It was like a dog toy service.

536
00:26:09,400 --> 00:26:12,919
Speaker 5: It's bad tim Yeah, I'm sorry that happened, but we

537
00:26:12,920 --> 00:26:15,960
Speaker 5: appreciate you coming on the show. Hit up our tax sport.

538
00:26:16,000 --> 00:26:17,400
Speaker 5: If you have a funny story about how you caught

539
00:26:17,400 --> 00:26:19,320
Speaker 5: your ex cheating, you could be on the next edition

540
00:26:19,320 --> 00:26:22,000
Speaker 5: of Busted Phone Taps coming up right after this. It's

541
00:26:22,040 --> 00:26:24,880
Speaker 5: almost time for your prank call. And recently a woman

542
00:26:24,920 --> 00:26:27,640
Speaker 5: reached out to us because she couldn't believe that her

543
00:26:27,720 --> 00:26:32,399
Speaker 5: friend went and complained about her smoothies. What So, she

544
00:26:32,480 --> 00:26:34,520
Speaker 5: has one of those loyalty cards where if you buy

545
00:26:34,600 --> 00:26:36,840
Speaker 5: a certain amount, you get the next one free. Yeah,

546
00:26:37,640 --> 00:26:41,000
Speaker 5: apparently the people at the juice store couldn't figure it out,

547
00:26:41,359 --> 00:26:44,640
Speaker 5: so she went and emailed corporate it. Oh my god,

548
00:26:44,800 --> 00:26:47,760
Speaker 5: that's how bad this woman wants a free smoothie.

549
00:26:47,760 --> 00:26:50,399
Speaker 1: It's important the better of.

550
00:26:50,400 --> 00:26:53,760
Speaker 5: The situation, She's gonna get way more than she bargained for.

551
00:26:53,920 --> 00:26:56,720
Speaker 5: When we call in your phone tap right now.

552
00:26:57,840 --> 00:26:59,240
Speaker 14: Phone taps on the twenties.

553
00:27:00,920 --> 00:27:03,440
Speaker 5: Hello, Hi, is Angelica there?

554
00:27:04,800 --> 00:27:05,359
Speaker 16: Who's calling?

555
00:27:06,000 --> 00:27:11,480
Speaker 5: I'm calling from Juice Corporate. The name's Tyler Skedouche Customer Relations.

556
00:27:12,280 --> 00:27:16,040
Speaker 15: Okay, yeah, what's this regarding? I know I send an email.

557
00:27:17,240 --> 00:27:20,200
Speaker 5: I just was forwarded your complain email about your recent

558
00:27:20,240 --> 00:27:23,359
Speaker 5: experience with us, and I just wanted to call personally

559
00:27:23,680 --> 00:27:25,240
Speaker 5: and tell you I am so sorry.

560
00:27:25,359 --> 00:27:28,320
Speaker 15: Okay, thank you.

561
00:27:29,080 --> 00:27:31,239
Speaker 5: Yeah, so it says something. I'm just looking at it.

562
00:27:31,320 --> 00:27:34,399
Speaker 5: You ordered your nine smoothies and didn't get your tenth

563
00:27:34,440 --> 00:27:38,199
Speaker 5: for free. Yeah, that's correct, and you felt that was

564
00:27:38,359 --> 00:27:40,639
Speaker 5: needed to write in to the company about it.

565
00:27:41,920 --> 00:27:44,359
Speaker 15: I mean, I was just they couldn't help me at

566
00:27:44,359 --> 00:27:46,240
Speaker 15: the store that I was at, so I just figured

567
00:27:46,280 --> 00:27:48,520
Speaker 15: it would be easier to just go straight to the top.

568
00:27:49,119 --> 00:27:52,399
Speaker 5: Make it my problem. I see, all right, So.

569
00:27:52,760 --> 00:27:55,320
Speaker 15: I mean I wasn't trying to make something like your

570
00:27:55,680 --> 00:27:58,440
Speaker 15: personal problem. I didn't know what else to do.

571
00:27:58,560 --> 00:28:01,119
Speaker 5: I just I got it. So I'm going to address

572
00:28:01,160 --> 00:28:03,920
Speaker 5: your issue in just a second, but real quick. Okay,

573
00:28:04,000 --> 00:28:05,760
Speaker 5: I'm curious. Have you had a chance to try our

574
00:28:05,800 --> 00:28:07,120
Speaker 5: new chicken banana smoothie?

575
00:28:08,600 --> 00:28:11,240
Speaker 15: I'm sorry what you're kind of smoothy?

576
00:28:11,320 --> 00:28:16,920
Speaker 5: Sorry, it's chicken and banana, little protein and potassium riding

577
00:28:16,920 --> 00:28:17,600
Speaker 5: the double peas.

578
00:28:20,200 --> 00:28:21,960
Speaker 15: Sorry, that doesn't really sound appealing to me.

579
00:28:23,119 --> 00:28:26,560
Speaker 5: Well okay, but if it did, I could get you too,

580
00:28:26,680 --> 00:28:28,480
Speaker 5: free chicken banana smoothie.

581
00:28:29,280 --> 00:28:32,000
Speaker 15: I'm not really interested in that product, thank you. But

582
00:28:32,280 --> 00:28:35,400
Speaker 15: I'm just trying to figure out my you know, loyalty thing,

583
00:28:35,440 --> 00:28:35,719
Speaker 15: that's all.

584
00:28:35,760 --> 00:28:38,120
Speaker 5: I see. Just got just a few things over on

585
00:28:38,160 --> 00:28:40,400
Speaker 5: my end. Let me just put you on hold.

586
00:28:40,920 --> 00:28:55,400
Speaker 18: Okay, okay, that's fine.

587
00:28:56,040 --> 00:28:58,720
Speaker 5: Hey you got Tyler Scadouche here? What can I grab

588
00:28:58,720 --> 00:28:59,040
Speaker 5: you for?

589
00:29:00,040 --> 00:29:00,240
Speaker 16: Hey?

590
00:29:00,360 --> 00:29:02,520
Speaker 15: Sorry, yeah, I was just on the phone with you.

591
00:29:03,440 --> 00:29:09,920
Speaker 15: I was trying to figure out by pretty smoothie you okay, yeah, what? Yeah,

592
00:29:09,960 --> 00:29:11,160
Speaker 15: I'm sorry, I don't.

593
00:29:11,440 --> 00:29:13,640
Speaker 5: Right, So listen, I was able to talk to a

594
00:29:13,680 --> 00:29:15,920
Speaker 5: couple of the higher ups here, and they're willing to

595
00:29:15,960 --> 00:29:20,880
Speaker 5: give you three complimentary chicken banana smoothies if you drop

596
00:29:20,960 --> 00:29:22,000
Speaker 5: the card complaint.

597
00:29:23,680 --> 00:29:26,600
Speaker 15: I'm actually a vegetarian, so I'm not really interested in.

598
00:29:26,600 --> 00:29:27,840
Speaker 5: Well, good, it's got banana in it.

599
00:29:28,520 --> 00:29:31,000
Speaker 15: Yeah, but look, I'm not really interested in that. I

600
00:29:31,160 --> 00:29:32,720
Speaker 15: just was trying to figure out what's going on.

601
00:29:32,720 --> 00:29:33,080
Speaker 6: With my.

602
00:29:35,680 --> 00:29:57,920
Speaker 16: Oh god, oh god.

603
00:29:52,280 --> 00:29:55,120
Speaker 5: You got him, Tyler Scooche, what's the happy cappy?

604
00:29:55,640 --> 00:29:59,400
Speaker 15: Hey, yeah, it's me again. You keep offering me this

605
00:30:00,120 --> 00:30:03,000
Speaker 15: the weird chicken banana smoothie, and if you're having the

606
00:30:03,080 --> 00:30:07,120
Speaker 15: song that's playing it too, like, yeah, that's pretty catchy, right, No,

607
00:30:07,240 --> 00:30:08,400
Speaker 15: it's really annoying.

608
00:30:09,560 --> 00:30:10,680
Speaker 5: Excuse me, I made that.

609
00:30:11,960 --> 00:30:14,560
Speaker 15: Okay, I excuse me?

610
00:30:14,600 --> 00:30:15,240
Speaker 9: What was that.

611
00:30:15,480 --> 00:30:17,480
Speaker 5: I don't know what you're talking about. I'm trying to

612
00:30:17,480 --> 00:30:19,600
Speaker 5: tell you about the chicken banana smoothie. It's the white

613
00:30:19,640 --> 00:30:20,760
Speaker 5: meat meets yellow heat.

614
00:30:20,920 --> 00:30:23,720
Speaker 15: Okay, that sounds what does that even mean?

615
00:30:24,160 --> 00:30:25,320
Speaker 5: Okay, you keep saying yummy.

616
00:30:26,040 --> 00:30:27,880
Speaker 15: No, that is clearly on your end.

617
00:30:28,120 --> 00:30:30,320
Speaker 5: That is not me on my end. I'm just trying

618
00:30:30,320 --> 00:30:32,600
Speaker 5: to tell you about the bold fusion of farm and fruit.

619
00:30:33,200 --> 00:30:36,360
Speaker 15: Do you hear how you're describing this smoothie? It sounds disgusting.

620
00:30:36,400 --> 00:30:37,480
Speaker 15: You're not selling it to me.

621
00:30:38,920 --> 00:30:41,000
Speaker 5: Okay, excuse me, No.

622
00:30:41,000 --> 00:30:41,560
Speaker 15: Excuse you.

623
00:30:41,840 --> 00:30:42,840
Speaker 5: So we're just making it.

624
00:30:43,520 --> 00:30:45,920
Speaker 15: I just want my free smoothie. Can you just fix

625
00:30:45,960 --> 00:30:46,680
Speaker 15: it in the system?

626
00:30:46,840 --> 00:30:47,720
Speaker 9: That's all I want?

627
00:30:47,920 --> 00:30:48,240
Speaker 16: Please?

628
00:30:48,320 --> 00:30:50,080
Speaker 5: Okay, I can definitely help you.

629
00:30:52,560 --> 00:30:56,840
Speaker 15: Oh my god, so he literally just put me on again.

630
00:30:57,120 --> 00:31:00,840
Speaker 15: I can't sure anybody.

631
00:31:01,200 --> 00:31:05,040
Speaker 5: Oh my god, I can't, Tyler. What can I do

632
00:31:05,080 --> 00:31:05,240
Speaker 5: you for?

633
00:31:06,200 --> 00:31:06,920
Speaker 15: It's me again?

634
00:31:07,440 --> 00:31:11,120
Speaker 5: Oh god? I mean, welcome back is obvious.

635
00:31:11,200 --> 00:31:12,720
Speaker 15: You don't want to deal with me, and I really

636
00:31:12,760 --> 00:31:14,440
Speaker 15: don't want to deal with you because you have not

637
00:31:14,520 --> 00:31:18,480
Speaker 15: been helpful or respectful at all. Okay, really, so, I

638
00:31:18,480 --> 00:31:20,440
Speaker 15: don't even know why you called me if you're not

639
00:31:20,480 --> 00:31:22,040
Speaker 15: going to resolve this issue for me.

640
00:31:22,520 --> 00:31:25,400
Speaker 5: Full disclosure, I only called you because your sister really

641
00:31:25,440 --> 00:31:29,560
Speaker 5: wanted me to what. Yeah, she was the one who

642
00:31:29,600 --> 00:31:31,600
Speaker 5: said that you were stubborn and gullible enough to fall

643
00:31:31,640 --> 00:31:33,440
Speaker 5: for this prank phone call, and I didn't want to

644
00:31:33,480 --> 00:31:36,760
Speaker 5: believe her, but uh, yeah, I guess she was right.

645
00:31:38,640 --> 00:31:43,280
Speaker 15: So dumb Oh my god, how dare you.

646
00:31:43,200 --> 00:31:45,280
Speaker 5: Say this is dumb? My name is jeff from Brook

647
00:31:45,280 --> 00:31:47,240
Speaker 5: and Jeffrey in the Morning. This is a really smart

648
00:31:47,240 --> 00:31:47,760
Speaker 5: phone tap.

649
00:31:48,960 --> 00:31:54,080
Speaker 15: So embarrassed, I can't. I just want to smoothie. I

650
00:31:54,160 --> 00:31:55,040
Speaker 15: just want my.

651
00:31:55,000 --> 00:31:57,520
Speaker 5: Smoothie, a chicken banana smoothie.

652
00:31:58,280 --> 00:32:00,560
Speaker 15: That is so disturbing I've ever They're.

653
00:32:00,440 --> 00:32:06,200
Speaker 5: Feathered and fruity, protein and potassium. Oh my god, Okay,

654
00:32:06,400 --> 00:32:08,320
Speaker 5: I'll put you down for three. We'll call it good.

655
00:32:08,480 --> 00:32:14,760
Speaker 6: No said, please broken Jeffrey's phone taps on the twenties.

656
00:32:14,960 --> 00:32:16,720
Speaker 14: Brooking Jeffrey in the Morning.

657
00:32:17,720 --> 00:32:23,240
Speaker 5: Wide leg jeans were in then out, now in again?

658
00:32:23,440 --> 00:32:25,760
Speaker 1: Yeah, why are the better?

659
00:32:25,880 --> 00:32:30,600
Speaker 5: Let's go there, you go playing with your food in

660
00:32:31,520 --> 00:32:34,440
Speaker 5: then out? But is it back in again?

661
00:32:35,840 --> 00:32:36,240
Speaker 14: Oh?

662
00:32:36,760 --> 00:32:40,680
Speaker 5: Yes it is. People are doing it on their first

663
00:32:40,800 --> 00:32:43,440
Speaker 5: dates and we have proof.

664
00:32:45,280 --> 00:32:45,440
Speaker 9: Now.

665
00:32:45,520 --> 00:32:47,640
Speaker 5: Of course the guy's not getting a call back afterwards,

666
00:32:47,640 --> 00:32:50,280
Speaker 5: but that's kind of a secondary issue. You're gonna hear

667
00:32:50,320 --> 00:32:56,040
Speaker 5: what food was played with God and how Brooks a supporter.

668
00:32:56,360 --> 00:33:00,680
Speaker 5: I guess of the jeans and the food playing. Maybe

669
00:33:00,680 --> 00:33:02,479
Speaker 5: you're gonna want to try it after you hear a

670
00:33:02,520 --> 00:33:04,200
Speaker 5: brand new second date update.

671
00:33:04,480 --> 00:33:07,760
Speaker 14: Next Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Second date update.

672
00:33:09,080 --> 00:33:12,520
Speaker 5: I just googled the top turn ons for guys during

673
00:33:12,640 --> 00:33:17,440
Speaker 5: dates who and Google was like, I don't know, ask

674
00:33:17,520 --> 00:33:23,080
Speaker 5: chat GPT. So I went and I asked chat GPT, Hey,

675
00:33:23,720 --> 00:33:25,240
Speaker 5: what turns guys on?

676
00:33:25,720 --> 00:33:27,960
Speaker 1: Shouldn't you know you're a guy, And they.

677
00:33:27,840 --> 00:33:32,160
Speaker 5: Were like, oh, come on now, Jeff, you know. Oh

678
00:33:32,200 --> 00:33:35,560
Speaker 5: so I'm getting no answers from both of the smartest

679
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Speaker 5: computers on planet Earth.

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00:33:37,240 --> 00:33:40,480
Speaker 1: They must know what it is.

681
00:33:40,720 --> 00:33:43,760
Speaker 5: But listen, here's what I've learned from a good friend

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Speaker 5: of mine, jose Bolanos. A woman with a great personality

683
00:33:49,080 --> 00:33:54,040
Speaker 5: and a nice, low cut napkin will always have my attention.

684
00:33:55,040 --> 00:33:58,320
Speaker 5: So that's what I have to go off of. When

685
00:33:58,360 --> 00:34:00,480
Speaker 5: one of our listeners said that he was turned on

686
00:34:00,840 --> 00:34:03,640
Speaker 5: big time by the end of his date, I think

687
00:34:03,680 --> 00:34:07,280
Speaker 5: I know what he means. I cannot wait to find

688
00:34:07,280 --> 00:34:11,200
Speaker 5: out how low his dates napkin was cut. Chris, welcome

689
00:34:11,239 --> 00:34:13,640
Speaker 5: to the show, my man, Hey.

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00:34:13,280 --> 00:34:14,239
Speaker 9: Thanks for having me.

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00:34:14,719 --> 00:34:16,680
Speaker 1: God, I know that I want to be part of

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00:34:16,719 --> 00:34:18,600
Speaker 1: any of this. The rest of this conversation, I.

693
00:34:18,560 --> 00:34:21,439
Speaker 5: Know Brooks getting far too turned on thinking about how

694
00:34:21,480 --> 00:34:23,759
Speaker 5: low she wants to cut her napkin for her next day.

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00:34:25,680 --> 00:34:27,240
Speaker 5: It doesn't have to because it's hot.

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00:34:27,760 --> 00:34:28,640
Speaker 9: Am I right? Chris?

697
00:34:29,120 --> 00:34:34,399
Speaker 5: Chris, Chris knows all right. So now that we've got

698
00:34:34,400 --> 00:34:37,480
Speaker 5: all the gears turning, we're all oiled up and ready

699
00:34:37,480 --> 00:34:40,040
Speaker 5: to go. Chris, tell us about the woman that she met.

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00:34:40,040 --> 00:34:40,640
Speaker 5: What's her name?

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Speaker 9: Her name was Lisa.

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00:34:42,920 --> 00:34:49,200
Speaker 5: Oh, my sister's name is Lisa.

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00:34:50,280 --> 00:34:53,280
Speaker 7: I got this tiny napkin and I'm thinking about Chris.

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00:34:53,360 --> 00:34:54,520
Speaker 1: I am so sorry.

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00:34:54,680 --> 00:34:58,120
Speaker 5: It's a good name. Some strong female.

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Speaker 1: Let's talk about your Lisa.

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00:35:00,200 --> 00:35:04,120
Speaker 9: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So I met her on a

708
00:35:04,200 --> 00:35:06,759
Speaker 9: dating app. I won't say which one, but she was

709
00:35:06,800 --> 00:35:09,759
Speaker 9: definitely leading the charge throughout this interaction because this is

710
00:35:09,760 --> 00:35:12,319
Speaker 9: the thing she wanted to get right to the date.

711
00:35:12,440 --> 00:35:14,040
Speaker 9: I'm somebody who wants to take it slow. I would

712
00:35:14,040 --> 00:35:16,880
Speaker 9: like to get to know whoever they are via chat.

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00:35:17,120 --> 00:35:20,040
Speaker 1: Isn't that exhausting though? Like I've just heard that people

714
00:35:20,120 --> 00:35:22,600
Speaker 1: disappear like it never materials.

715
00:35:22,600 --> 00:35:25,920
Speaker 5: So much before I know broke. Why don't they jump

716
00:35:25,960 --> 00:35:29,120
Speaker 5: straight into bed with you? Like, let's really get to

717
00:35:29,120 --> 00:35:30,279
Speaker 5: know the good old days.

718
00:35:30,400 --> 00:35:30,640
Speaker 4: Jeff.

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00:35:30,960 --> 00:35:32,960
Speaker 1: Miss those days of dating with you?

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Speaker 5: Chris? What's wrong with you? Why do you want to

721
00:35:34,520 --> 00:35:35,000
Speaker 5: talk to them?

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00:35:35,960 --> 00:35:36,120
Speaker 12: Yeah?

723
00:35:36,120 --> 00:35:37,759
Speaker 9: I want to get to know you do we have

724
00:35:37,800 --> 00:35:41,040
Speaker 9: the same sense of humor whatever. But Lisa, she just

725
00:35:41,160 --> 00:35:42,840
Speaker 9: jumped right and said, I'd like to get to know

726
00:35:42,920 --> 00:35:46,239
Speaker 9: you in person. Let's do it on a date. She

727
00:35:46,920 --> 00:35:50,040
Speaker 9: suggested a place that I would have never thought that

728
00:35:50,200 --> 00:35:52,960
Speaker 9: a woman would suggest a date for, which was Popeyes.

729
00:35:53,040 --> 00:35:53,920
Speaker 9: Popeyes chickens.

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00:35:54,320 --> 00:35:58,719
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh so good, it is great.

731
00:35:58,840 --> 00:36:00,839
Speaker 9: But I was like, I don't know. I would never

732
00:36:00,960 --> 00:36:02,320
Speaker 9: even suggest that myself.

733
00:36:03,040 --> 00:36:03,960
Speaker 1: I about your stokes.

734
00:36:04,040 --> 00:36:06,960
Speaker 5: Yeah, did you actually go inside of Popeyes? Or did

735
00:36:06,960 --> 00:36:08,480
Speaker 5: you do the drive through? Nice and slow?

736
00:36:09,760 --> 00:36:10,560
Speaker 9: We went inside.

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Speaker 5: No driving, because for anybody listening, that's a little first

738
00:36:13,320 --> 00:36:17,640
Speaker 5: date tip. Do the drive through slow, back seat only, how.

739
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Speaker 1: Are you driving?

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00:36:19,239 --> 00:36:25,040
Speaker 5: Cruise control, baby, Chris. If this day ends up not

741
00:36:25,080 --> 00:36:29,240
Speaker 5: working out, just remember that for your next one. Okay, okay,

742
00:36:29,280 --> 00:36:32,120
Speaker 5: So take us inside Popeyes with Lisa. What happens?

743
00:36:32,600 --> 00:36:34,759
Speaker 9: Well, I would say, first off, when I saw her,

744
00:36:36,840 --> 00:36:37,840
Speaker 9: I was happy about.

745
00:36:37,640 --> 00:36:40,040
Speaker 1: That, dude, And to be cute and fast food lighting

746
00:36:40,320 --> 00:36:41,719
Speaker 1: is a feat and.

747
00:36:43,400 --> 00:36:43,839
Speaker 3: She was.

748
00:36:44,080 --> 00:36:47,080
Speaker 9: She was super cute, super nice. She made me laugh.

749
00:36:47,160 --> 00:36:49,799
Speaker 9: That was like a big highlight. This is silly. But

750
00:36:49,840 --> 00:36:52,319
Speaker 9: she would just let your contenders and make them walk

751
00:36:52,400 --> 00:36:54,640
Speaker 9: towards me. I don't know. It was like some weird bitch.

752
00:36:57,719 --> 00:37:00,919
Speaker 1: Why do I picture the rockets like the chicken.

753
00:37:04,080 --> 00:37:05,440
Speaker 5: Chicken legs coming right out?

754
00:37:06,520 --> 00:37:08,719
Speaker 1: They were tenders. They weren't the drumsticks. They should have

755
00:37:08,760 --> 00:37:09,400
Speaker 1: been the drumstick.

756
00:37:09,480 --> 00:37:12,359
Speaker 5: That would be Yeah, yeah, she's not as funny as

757
00:37:12,360 --> 00:37:14,160
Speaker 5: we want her to do. We're going to dock her

758
00:37:14,160 --> 00:37:17,080
Speaker 5: a point, like, how does it end?

759
00:37:17,760 --> 00:37:20,000
Speaker 9: I mean, everything was going great. I mean there was

760
00:37:20,080 --> 00:37:23,560
Speaker 9: so much flirtation, eye contact, her smile, she was touching

761
00:37:23,640 --> 00:37:26,360
Speaker 9: my hand. There's a lot of that. And then it

762
00:37:26,520 --> 00:37:28,680
Speaker 9: was pretty short. I would guess, like I don't know,

763
00:37:29,200 --> 00:37:31,680
Speaker 9: thirty forty minutes, she just said, hey, I'm having a

764
00:37:31,680 --> 00:37:34,239
Speaker 9: great time, but I gotta go. I hope to see

765
00:37:34,239 --> 00:37:36,520
Speaker 9: you again. And then I walked her to her car.

766
00:37:36,840 --> 00:37:39,799
Speaker 9: On that moment, I was feeling the vibe. I went

767
00:37:39,880 --> 00:37:42,560
Speaker 9: in for a kiss goodbye, and next thing I know,

768
00:37:42,880 --> 00:37:47,719
Speaker 9: her fingers are on my lips, stopping me. Says to me,

769
00:37:48,680 --> 00:37:53,960
Speaker 9: naughty boy, literally moves my lips with her hand to

770
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Speaker 9: her cheek. I don't know. It must have been the control,

771
00:37:57,040 --> 00:38:01,319
Speaker 9: but that was the most turned on I've ever no.

772
00:38:04,040 --> 00:38:06,520
Speaker 5: Holding your face onto her cheek. That did it.

773
00:38:07,440 --> 00:38:09,520
Speaker 9: I don't know it was I know she was saying

774
00:38:09,520 --> 00:38:11,600
Speaker 9: no to the GISs, but I was like, whatever you want.

775
00:38:11,800 --> 00:38:14,040
Speaker 7: You just discovered you like a woman to take control.

776
00:38:14,120 --> 00:38:14,359
Speaker 9: Brother.

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00:38:14,480 --> 00:38:17,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean obviously she was being fun and playful

778
00:38:17,760 --> 00:38:20,279
Speaker 1: with it, like, It's not like she was turning you

779
00:38:20,320 --> 00:38:24,200
Speaker 1: down in a cold way. So I am actually surprised

780
00:38:24,239 --> 00:38:25,360
Speaker 1: you're not seeing her again.

781
00:38:25,719 --> 00:38:26,919
Speaker 9: Yeah, I'm surprised too.

782
00:38:27,239 --> 00:38:28,880
Speaker 5: I mean, what what's happened since.

783
00:38:30,200 --> 00:38:32,240
Speaker 9: I was a little bit of chit chat via text

784
00:38:32,560 --> 00:38:35,000
Speaker 9: right after the date, okay, but then it just went

785
00:38:35,120 --> 00:38:37,440
Speaker 9: radio silence for the last four days.

786
00:38:38,320 --> 00:38:39,760
Speaker 1: Man, the chicken's gun cold.

787
00:38:39,840 --> 00:38:41,479
Speaker 7: She's trying to ghost you, for sure.

788
00:38:41,719 --> 00:38:44,000
Speaker 5: We're Yeah, just because it's cold doesn't and you can't

789
00:38:44,040 --> 00:38:45,840
Speaker 5: pop it in the microwave reheat.

790
00:38:45,440 --> 00:38:48,799
Speaker 1: It get you choose an air fryer. Well, I mean

791
00:38:49,160 --> 00:38:50,879
Speaker 1: microwave chicken is not worried.

792
00:38:50,920 --> 00:38:53,040
Speaker 5: I'm working with what we got here at the radio station,

793
00:38:53,080 --> 00:38:55,560
Speaker 5: and they definitely don't have air fryers or ninja whatever.

794
00:38:56,040 --> 00:38:57,040
Speaker 7: Dating or chicken right now.

795
00:38:57,400 --> 00:38:59,759
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm confused too, but I'm liking it no matter what.

796
00:39:00,280 --> 00:39:02,920
Speaker 5: Maybe she just wants to take it super super slow

797
00:39:02,960 --> 00:39:05,759
Speaker 5: with you because she liked you that much, that's true, But.

798
00:39:05,719 --> 00:39:07,600
Speaker 1: She wanted to take it fast in the beginning.

799
00:39:07,800 --> 00:39:10,600
Speaker 5: Yeah, no, fast slow. It's like watching a Lexus drive.

800
00:39:10,800 --> 00:39:14,120
Speaker 5: It's hard to follow. So let's try and call her.

801
00:39:14,160 --> 00:39:16,759
Speaker 5: We'll figure out if she has a reason for not

802
00:39:16,840 --> 00:39:19,120
Speaker 5: talking to you in the last four days. But hopefully

803
00:39:19,160 --> 00:39:21,399
Speaker 5: we can get her to agree to another meetup when

804
00:39:21,400 --> 00:39:25,000
Speaker 5: we do your second date update with Lisa. Right after

805
00:39:25,040 --> 00:39:28,520
Speaker 5: this with Lisa, right after.

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00:39:28,320 --> 00:39:33,640
Speaker 14: This Brooke and Jeffrey. In the morning second date updates, we're.

807
00:39:33,400 --> 00:39:36,520
Speaker 5: On the phone with Chris, who told us that his

808
00:39:36,680 --> 00:39:40,640
Speaker 5: date with Lisa was the most turned on that he

809
00:39:40,800 --> 00:39:45,480
Speaker 5: has ever been. Yeah, are you sure? Because after getting

810
00:39:45,480 --> 00:39:48,719
Speaker 5: the dates it's not hard to understand why he said that,

811
00:39:49,160 --> 00:39:54,880
Speaker 5: because first off, they went to Popeyes, then they played

812
00:39:54,960 --> 00:39:58,640
Speaker 5: foot seat together with their chicken tenders, oh, which.

813
00:39:58,440 --> 00:40:02,719
Speaker 1: She pretended that they were legs.

814
00:40:01,120 --> 00:40:04,080
Speaker 5: Sexy again, and then at the very end, when he

815
00:40:04,200 --> 00:40:07,359
Speaker 5: leaned in to kiss her, she blocked it with her

816
00:40:07,400 --> 00:40:11,240
Speaker 5: greasy hand and then guided his lips onto her cheek.

817
00:40:11,320 --> 00:40:12,399
Speaker 1: Call it him a naughty boy?

818
00:40:12,560 --> 00:40:14,879
Speaker 5: Oh yes, yes, I mean, am I the only one

819
00:40:14,880 --> 00:40:16,759
Speaker 5: who's sweating thinking about that?

820
00:40:17,320 --> 00:40:17,480
Speaker 9: Yeah?

821
00:40:19,120 --> 00:40:22,560
Speaker 5: Maybe I'm getting sick. I shall probably get a check out.

822
00:40:22,600 --> 00:40:25,440
Speaker 5: But I mean, according to Chris, it was an intense

823
00:40:25,480 --> 00:40:27,160
Speaker 5: connection that they shared that day.

824
00:40:27,320 --> 00:40:28,160
Speaker 1: That's so cool.

825
00:40:28,280 --> 00:40:30,960
Speaker 5: It has been four days though, since they last spoke

826
00:40:31,120 --> 00:40:34,239
Speaker 5: over text, and he's not sure what killed the momentum.

827
00:40:34,480 --> 00:40:36,360
Speaker 5: We're going to try and help him figure out why.

828
00:40:36,920 --> 00:40:39,000
Speaker 9: Yeah, I would love that. I mean it was a

829
00:40:39,040 --> 00:40:43,360
Speaker 9: perfect matchup, super funny, quirky, pretty woman. I mean, come on,

830
00:40:43,440 --> 00:40:43,960
Speaker 9: help me out.

831
00:40:44,200 --> 00:40:45,280
Speaker 1: Do you have any theories?

832
00:40:46,000 --> 00:40:48,160
Speaker 9: I mean, I must have just said something wrong or

833
00:40:48,200 --> 00:40:50,480
Speaker 9: weird in the text, but I've gone back through and

834
00:40:50,480 --> 00:40:52,480
Speaker 9: looked at him and there's nothing there that stands out.

835
00:40:52,719 --> 00:40:54,960
Speaker 1: You didn't send any pictures, did you?

836
00:40:55,000 --> 00:40:55,160
Speaker 9: No?

837
00:40:55,200 --> 00:40:59,040
Speaker 5: I did not, okay, because sometimes I send a naked,

838
00:40:59,160 --> 00:41:02,160
Speaker 5: unbreaded chicken and that.

839
00:41:02,160 --> 00:41:04,720
Speaker 1: Usually kills it from much about Jeff.

840
00:41:05,719 --> 00:41:08,319
Speaker 5: And yeah, the girls like it bretted, by the way, Chris,

841
00:41:08,320 --> 00:41:11,120
Speaker 5: that's another hot dating tip for you, just in case

842
00:41:11,200 --> 00:41:13,640
Speaker 5: this doesn't work out, I'll take it for guys to

843
00:41:14,080 --> 00:41:16,799
Speaker 5: go ahead, feel free to steal that. Yes, please, I

844
00:41:16,840 --> 00:41:20,320
Speaker 5: know again, Brooke is getting too turned on just thinking

845
00:41:20,360 --> 00:41:24,959
Speaker 5: about that naked chicken breas before. Yeah, exactly, So let's

846
00:41:25,000 --> 00:41:27,120
Speaker 5: just dial Lisa. We'll see if she answers, and then

847
00:41:27,160 --> 00:41:35,279
Speaker 5: hopefully we can figure this out. So here we go. Hello, Hey,

848
00:41:35,280 --> 00:41:36,480
Speaker 5: we're looking to speak with Lisa.

849
00:41:37,600 --> 00:41:38,400
Speaker 9: This is Lisa.

850
00:41:39,080 --> 00:41:42,080
Speaker 5: Hey Lisa, thanks for answering. You're on a radio show

851
00:41:42,160 --> 00:41:45,200
Speaker 5: right now. It's kind of cool called Brook and Jeffrey

852
00:41:45,200 --> 00:41:48,000
Speaker 5: in the Morning. Hey, Lisa, but you you star?

853
00:41:49,480 --> 00:41:49,680
Speaker 13: Hi?

854
00:41:50,080 --> 00:41:53,439
Speaker 1: Okay, Yeah, I think this actually could be a really

855
00:41:53,480 --> 00:41:54,719
Speaker 1: exciting call for her.

856
00:41:54,880 --> 00:41:57,560
Speaker 5: Yeah, all of us are very excited to talk to

857
00:41:57,600 --> 00:42:00,400
Speaker 5: you because we heard about a date that you went

858
00:42:00,440 --> 00:42:03,480
Speaker 5: on with one of our listeners, a really nice seeming

859
00:42:03,520 --> 00:42:04,400
Speaker 5: guy named Chris.

860
00:42:06,719 --> 00:42:12,880
Speaker 19: Oh Chris, Yeah, your pop Eye boyfriend.

861
00:42:12,920 --> 00:42:17,239
Speaker 1: Can we call it already? It is like funny pop

862
00:42:17,280 --> 00:42:19,040
Speaker 1: Eye guy, pop bye, god bye guy.

863
00:42:19,120 --> 00:42:19,759
Speaker 7: I like that.

864
00:42:19,920 --> 00:42:23,120
Speaker 15: Yeah, uh, why are you calling?

865
00:42:23,320 --> 00:42:24,000
Speaker 13: Sorry?

866
00:42:24,680 --> 00:42:27,280
Speaker 5: Right, So, this is a segment called a second date Update.

867
00:42:27,560 --> 00:42:29,279
Speaker 5: We do it when a listener of ours is having

868
00:42:29,320 --> 00:42:32,040
Speaker 5: trouble figuring out why they're not getting a second meet

869
00:42:32,080 --> 00:42:34,919
Speaker 5: up with someone. We call on their behalf to try

870
00:42:34,960 --> 00:42:36,960
Speaker 5: and figure out if there's a reason why.

871
00:42:40,000 --> 00:42:43,319
Speaker 19: I don't know, I don't know, you don't know.

872
00:42:44,160 --> 00:42:47,839
Speaker 1: Okay. Did you start with your initial thoughts, like when

873
00:42:47,840 --> 00:42:49,560
Speaker 1: he walked into Popeyes, you were.

874
00:42:49,480 --> 00:42:50,759
Speaker 17: Like, what.

875
00:42:53,000 --> 00:42:54,880
Speaker 4: I mean, I thought I was cute.

876
00:42:55,000 --> 00:42:57,719
Speaker 5: I just it sounds like you're on the fence about it.

877
00:42:57,760 --> 00:43:00,439
Speaker 5: At least you're not outright saying no, I didn't like him,

878
00:43:00,840 --> 00:43:02,479
Speaker 5: So that's a good sign.

879
00:43:03,560 --> 00:43:07,080
Speaker 19: It's tough because I do want to see him again

880
00:43:07,160 --> 00:43:09,719
Speaker 19: and I had a great time. It's just that's not

881
00:43:09,920 --> 00:43:11,240
Speaker 19: my specific situation.

882
00:43:11,800 --> 00:43:14,080
Speaker 5: What do you mean, what's your specific situation?

883
00:43:15,800 --> 00:43:21,040
Speaker 19: So in my situation, my boyfriend likes it when I

884
00:43:21,080 --> 00:43:22,680
Speaker 19: go on dates with other guys.

885
00:43:22,719 --> 00:43:29,759
Speaker 5: Your what your boyfriend one of those? Okay, it's a thing.

886
00:43:30,320 --> 00:43:31,040
Speaker 7: I get it.

887
00:43:31,080 --> 00:43:36,279
Speaker 1: So you're in a relationship with another man and you're

888
00:43:36,360 --> 00:43:39,200
Speaker 1: just doing this because it's your guys' thing. Like he

889
00:43:39,320 --> 00:43:40,320
Speaker 1: likes to be jealous.

890
00:43:41,400 --> 00:43:44,719
Speaker 19: No, I mean not really, Like he goes on the

891
00:43:44,840 --> 00:43:47,160
Speaker 19: date too, and he watches.

892
00:43:46,800 --> 00:43:48,359
Speaker 15: Like that's that's his say.

893
00:43:48,560 --> 00:43:53,880
Speaker 19: He was in the restaurant one yeah, yeah, so he

894
00:43:53,880 --> 00:43:56,080
Speaker 19: he came into the restaurant and watched me go on

895
00:43:56,120 --> 00:43:57,359
Speaker 19: a date with another guy.

896
00:43:57,719 --> 00:44:01,240
Speaker 5: He saw the two of you play with each other's chicken.

897
00:44:03,120 --> 00:44:05,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm sorry. That's what I can't get over either.

898
00:44:05,800 --> 00:44:08,120
Speaker 1: Like you were he said that you were acting like

899
00:44:08,200 --> 00:44:09,759
Speaker 1: chicken tenders were legs.

900
00:44:09,960 --> 00:44:11,759
Speaker 19: Yeah, I mean that's what you're supposed to do on

901
00:44:11,760 --> 00:44:13,120
Speaker 19: a date, right, like have fun.

902
00:44:13,520 --> 00:44:16,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, but it sucks because like you led Chris on

903
00:44:16,320 --> 00:44:19,200
Speaker 1: our listener like he didn't know we're in a relationship.

904
00:44:19,440 --> 00:44:22,640
Speaker 19: No, no, because I'm not lying because on my profile

905
00:44:22,719 --> 00:44:24,719
Speaker 19: it says that I'm looking for something casual.

906
00:44:25,280 --> 00:44:28,520
Speaker 5: So are you saying romance is still in play?

907
00:44:29,520 --> 00:44:32,000
Speaker 19: No, I mean that's one of our rules, like we

908
00:44:32,000 --> 00:44:35,000
Speaker 19: we can't do anything with other people. Like a kiss

909
00:44:35,000 --> 00:44:37,000
Speaker 19: on the cheek is as far as it can go.

910
00:44:37,520 --> 00:44:40,920
Speaker 1: That explains the guided mouth to the cheek is a

911
00:44:41,080 --> 00:44:41,920
Speaker 1: slippery slope.

912
00:44:41,960 --> 00:44:45,359
Speaker 19: You're on my fresh I mean not really, like it

913
00:44:45,480 --> 00:44:48,480
Speaker 19: keeps things fun and exciting, and it makes it feel

914
00:44:48,480 --> 00:44:50,840
Speaker 19: like we're still in the early stages of dating.

915
00:44:51,280 --> 00:44:54,800
Speaker 1: That's one of the worst parts of dating, maybe for you,

916
00:44:55,719 --> 00:44:57,319
Speaker 1: but I don't know.

917
00:44:57,360 --> 00:44:59,120
Speaker 5: But then you go to like ten years deep into

918
00:44:59,160 --> 00:45:03,600
Speaker 5: a relationship and you barely talk to each other experience, right,

919
00:45:03,960 --> 00:45:06,080
Speaker 5: you wish to have more things to talk about.

920
00:45:06,200 --> 00:45:08,719
Speaker 1: That's not true. I'm over ten years in and.

921
00:45:08,680 --> 00:45:10,480
Speaker 5: Like exactly, you've just proved.

922
00:45:12,239 --> 00:45:14,600
Speaker 1: All right, I think Chris is gonna be just bummed.

923
00:45:14,640 --> 00:45:15,360
Speaker 1: That's a bummer.

924
00:45:15,560 --> 00:45:18,120
Speaker 5: Well we can we don't need to guess, because we

925
00:45:18,160 --> 00:45:21,080
Speaker 5: do have Chris waiting on the other line listening in

926
00:45:21,120 --> 00:45:23,440
Speaker 5: on this conversation wanting to talk to you, Lisa.

927
00:45:24,160 --> 00:45:26,280
Speaker 19: Oh my god, he has heard all of that unless

928
00:45:26,320 --> 00:45:26,919
Speaker 19: he hung up.

929
00:45:27,520 --> 00:45:31,200
Speaker 9: Hey, Lisa, Oh no he didn't. He's still in I

930
00:45:31,239 --> 00:45:35,040
Speaker 9: don't even understand what what went on you? You did

931
00:45:35,040 --> 00:45:38,200
Speaker 9: this almost like a joke to have your boyfriend watched

932
00:45:38,280 --> 00:45:39,640
Speaker 9: me on a date with you.

933
00:45:40,320 --> 00:45:43,640
Speaker 19: It's not a joke. We just like watch each other

934
00:45:43,719 --> 00:45:45,920
Speaker 19: go on first dates with other people.

935
00:45:47,160 --> 00:45:50,960
Speaker 9: For your with you, I just make I mean what

936
00:45:51,840 --> 00:45:54,920
Speaker 9: you said to you with your casual up for something casual, Well,

937
00:45:54,960 --> 00:45:58,160
Speaker 9: it sounds like you're also in something that's beyond casual,

938
00:45:58,320 --> 00:46:01,840
Speaker 9: but you want something catch I'm I'm perplexed. I don't understand.

939
00:46:01,880 --> 00:46:04,719
Speaker 9: It feels very rude, and I feel like I don't know.

940
00:46:04,920 --> 00:46:09,239
Speaker 19: It's okay, Chris, So, after all the first dates I've

941
00:46:09,239 --> 00:46:11,120
Speaker 19: had and like we do this like once or trice

942
00:46:11,160 --> 00:46:13,080
Speaker 19: a month, like you were one of my favorites and

943
00:46:13,320 --> 00:46:16,360
Speaker 19: so and I, well, my boyfriend, I might want to

944
00:46:16,480 --> 00:46:18,960
Speaker 19: use one of my golden tickets on you this year?

945
00:46:19,600 --> 00:46:23,040
Speaker 15: What okay?

946
00:46:23,120 --> 00:46:26,560
Speaker 19: So like a golden ticket is a second date with someone,

947
00:46:26,840 --> 00:46:29,160
Speaker 19: and I haven't used mine yet this year, and I'm

948
00:46:29,160 --> 00:46:30,400
Speaker 19: thinking of using it on you.

949
00:46:30,880 --> 00:46:37,480
Speaker 5: Oh, this is great, Brook take notes for yours.

950
00:46:38,480 --> 00:46:40,839
Speaker 9: But we have an actual, a real connection, and I'm

951
00:46:40,840 --> 00:46:42,280
Speaker 9: finding out it's just like a game.

952
00:46:42,719 --> 00:46:45,480
Speaker 19: Yeah, no, no, no, Like obviously we had a good

953
00:46:45,520 --> 00:46:48,279
Speaker 19: time together, like or otherwise you wouldn't have called this

954
00:46:48,400 --> 00:46:49,040
Speaker 19: radio station.

955
00:46:49,800 --> 00:46:51,160
Speaker 5: So just got you there.

956
00:46:51,760 --> 00:46:52,920
Speaker 15: We could go out.

957
00:46:52,800 --> 00:46:55,279
Speaker 19: Again, and I can't let you can see on the

958
00:46:55,320 --> 00:47:02,160
Speaker 19: cheek again. But you know my boyfriend will be watching.

959
00:47:03,360 --> 00:47:05,360
Speaker 9: That's a good question. Where was he city? Did I

960
00:47:05,400 --> 00:47:06,600
Speaker 9: interact with your boyfriend?

961
00:47:06,719 --> 00:47:08,319
Speaker 5: Oh my god, if he was in the drive through,

962
00:47:08,440 --> 00:47:10,720
Speaker 5: I'm gonna die.

963
00:47:11,480 --> 00:47:13,600
Speaker 19: I don't want to ruin it because like he might

964
00:47:13,719 --> 00:47:16,200
Speaker 19: be in the same spot when we go on another day,

965
00:47:16,360 --> 00:47:18,760
Speaker 19: So you know, I want to let him be inconspicuous.

966
00:47:18,880 --> 00:47:20,200
Speaker 5: Yeah, does it ruin it.

967
00:47:20,160 --> 00:47:22,680
Speaker 11: For you that he knows now that the boyfriend's going

968
00:47:22,719 --> 00:47:23,400
Speaker 11: to be in the vicinity?

969
00:47:23,440 --> 00:47:24,600
Speaker 7: Isn't that part of the facade?

970
00:47:24,800 --> 00:47:27,080
Speaker 19: That's a I mean kind of But like I would

971
00:47:27,160 --> 00:47:30,400
Speaker 19: still use my golden ticket on you, Chris, And like again,

972
00:47:30,440 --> 00:47:34,120
Speaker 19: my boyfriend hasn't like officially agreed, but like I will

973
00:47:34,280 --> 00:47:34,839
Speaker 19: extend that.

974
00:47:34,920 --> 00:47:38,960
Speaker 1: What if you end up liking Chris more than your boyfriend,

975
00:47:40,320 --> 00:47:41,080
Speaker 1: that's not gonna happen.

976
00:47:42,040 --> 00:47:44,280
Speaker 9: Anybody, you all know that I'm still here.

977
00:47:44,239 --> 00:47:45,680
Speaker 15: Right, No, we know.

978
00:47:45,920 --> 00:47:47,320
Speaker 5: I just want to I want to get more details

979
00:47:47,320 --> 00:47:49,359
Speaker 5: about how this whole relationship.

980
00:47:48,800 --> 00:47:52,959
Speaker 1: Thing works, literally taking notes for some I don't really

981
00:47:52,960 --> 00:47:53,359
Speaker 1: get it.

982
00:47:53,440 --> 00:47:55,640
Speaker 5: I mean not to be too progressive here, but it's

983
00:47:55,719 --> 00:47:58,720
Speaker 5: kind of archaic to think that just because a woman

984
00:47:58,800 --> 00:48:01,360
Speaker 5: is in a relationship that she can't hang out with

985
00:48:01,440 --> 00:48:03,680
Speaker 5: a man ever again or meet a new guy.

986
00:48:03,800 --> 00:48:06,480
Speaker 1: Right, Brook, No, I don't agree with you on this one.

987
00:48:06,520 --> 00:48:08,480
Speaker 5: Do you think that women should be locked down once

988
00:48:08,520 --> 00:48:09,440
Speaker 5: they're in a relationship.

989
00:48:09,520 --> 00:48:12,200
Speaker 1: I think every relationship can have different boundaries, and that's

990
00:48:12,239 --> 00:48:14,279
Speaker 1: fine that those are the boundaries that she has with

991
00:48:14,360 --> 00:48:17,600
Speaker 1: her boyfriend. What I don't think is fine is that

992
00:48:17,640 --> 00:48:20,160
Speaker 1: you're lying to other people and like using people like

993
00:48:20,280 --> 00:48:22,600
Speaker 1: Chris along the way. That's the part that suck.

994
00:48:22,760 --> 00:48:25,200
Speaker 5: That's fair. But now all the boundaries have been set out,

995
00:48:25,280 --> 00:48:28,000
Speaker 5: she said exactly how it works, and Chris, you're in.

996
00:48:27,880 --> 00:48:29,400
Speaker 1: The loop in the inner circle.

997
00:48:29,680 --> 00:48:32,759
Speaker 5: It's actually the inner triangle, Brook, because it's a three

998
00:48:32,840 --> 00:48:33,359
Speaker 5: person thing.

999
00:48:33,520 --> 00:48:36,560
Speaker 1: Unless her boyfriend's on a double date while watching her date,

1000
00:48:36,600 --> 00:48:37,799
Speaker 1: that it would be a square.

1001
00:48:38,680 --> 00:48:41,720
Speaker 19: Or really far away erectang, Wait have you done this before?

1002
00:48:41,800 --> 00:48:42,680
Speaker 15: That's a great idea.

1003
00:48:42,840 --> 00:48:44,280
Speaker 7: No, no, we're.

1004
00:48:44,120 --> 00:48:45,359
Speaker 5: Just storming here.

1005
00:48:46,560 --> 00:48:48,160
Speaker 1: But we just took geometry.

1006
00:48:48,320 --> 00:48:51,040
Speaker 5: So, Lisa, it sounds like you've already told us that

1007
00:48:51,080 --> 00:48:53,280
Speaker 5: you're willing to use your golden ticket on Chris.

1008
00:48:53,320 --> 00:48:53,920
Speaker 10: Is that?

1009
00:48:54,120 --> 00:48:55,000
Speaker 5: Am I right about that?

1010
00:48:55,640 --> 00:48:55,879
Speaker 15: Yes?

1011
00:48:56,080 --> 00:48:59,400
Speaker 5: Chris, Lisa's in and so is her boyfriend secretly in

1012
00:48:59,440 --> 00:49:01,040
Speaker 5: the corner. Are you still down?

1013
00:49:01,840 --> 00:49:03,080
Speaker 1: He's got to be listening to this.

1014
00:49:03,800 --> 00:49:06,960
Speaker 9: I do not want to go out on dates with

1015
00:49:07,040 --> 00:49:10,520
Speaker 9: somebody who needs approval from their boyfriend through what a

1016
00:49:10,560 --> 00:49:11,400
Speaker 9: golden ticket?

1017
00:49:11,560 --> 00:49:12,040
Speaker 1: Yeah?

1018
00:49:11,880 --> 00:49:13,640
Speaker 10: No, no, thank you.

1019
00:49:13,880 --> 00:49:17,600
Speaker 1: There's such a normal sentence to say that, Chris, are

1020
00:49:17,640 --> 00:49:17,920
Speaker 1: you her?

1021
00:49:17,960 --> 00:49:19,839
Speaker 19: Because like, if it works out, we could go and

1022
00:49:19,880 --> 00:49:21,640
Speaker 19: watch his date the next week.

1023
00:49:21,920 --> 00:49:24,799
Speaker 9: Oh oh yeah, I never want to do that.

1024
00:49:25,040 --> 00:49:26,879
Speaker 5: No, you two could be hiding in the ballpit while

1025
00:49:26,880 --> 00:49:32,959
Speaker 5: they're inside the McDonald sharing a mc Christmas. It's going

1026
00:49:33,040 --> 00:49:33,520
Speaker 5: so well.

1027
00:49:33,640 --> 00:49:34,440
Speaker 7: Who remember no.

1028
00:49:34,480 --> 00:49:39,640
Speaker 14: Kissing Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

1029
00:49:40,600 --> 00:49:44,040
Speaker 5: It's funny that Chris's biggest turn on was when she

1030
00:49:44,239 --> 00:49:47,840
Speaker 5: said no to his kiss, but her biggest turn on

1031
00:49:48,520 --> 00:49:52,200
Speaker 5: was her boyfriend watching her say no to his kiss.

1032
00:49:52,560 --> 00:49:54,360
Speaker 7: Oh the irony there.

1033
00:49:54,320 --> 00:49:56,719
Speaker 1: It's chicken tender scene. It's just still strange to me

1034
00:49:56,800 --> 00:49:59,800
Speaker 1: that that is part of the arousal situation.

1035
00:50:00,040 --> 00:50:01,719
Speaker 5: Now you know what you're getting into when you go

1036
00:50:01,800 --> 00:50:02,400
Speaker 5: to Popeyes.

1037
00:50:02,600 --> 00:50:04,360
Speaker 13: I mean, I guess if you know you're not hooking

1038
00:50:04,440 --> 00:50:05,879
Speaker 13: up with anyone, you got nothing to lose.

1039
00:50:06,320 --> 00:50:08,560
Speaker 7: She's just having a good time, like she doesn't.

1040
00:50:08,320 --> 00:50:12,080
Speaker 1: Care free Popeyes? Yeah, answer something to talk about later

1041
00:50:12,080 --> 00:50:13,719
Speaker 1: with her boyfriend. Like when you did that thing, I

1042
00:50:13,760 --> 00:50:15,080
Speaker 1: thought that was so funny.

1043
00:50:15,040 --> 00:50:18,759
Speaker 5: So sexy. Oh my god. People's turn ons are just

1044
00:50:18,880 --> 00:50:21,319
Speaker 5: evolving as the world changes, and I don't know if

1045
00:50:21,320 --> 00:50:22,200
Speaker 5: it's a good thing or not.

1046
00:50:22,480 --> 00:50:24,880
Speaker 1: I'm not sure either, But brook.

1047
00:50:24,680 --> 00:50:26,359
Speaker 5: Does Michael want to watch you and me get some

1048
00:50:26,360 --> 00:50:29,040
Speaker 5: red lobster? Maybe this weekend. I'll pretend to not see

1049
00:50:29,080 --> 00:50:31,439
Speaker 5: him in the corner. If he's into that, I'm gonna

1050
00:50:31,480 --> 00:50:31,719
Speaker 5: go no.

1051
00:50:31,840 --> 00:50:33,439
Speaker 1: But you can sit and watch us if you want.

1052
00:50:33,760 --> 00:50:35,440
Speaker 5: Oh, that's not very fun for me.

1053
00:50:35,640 --> 00:50:37,480
Speaker 13: Your husband's like, who's that weird guy choking on a

1054
00:50:37,480 --> 00:50:40,520
Speaker 13: super biscuit over there?

1055
00:50:42,840 --> 00:50:45,640
Speaker 5: I don't know. Might reinvigorate your marriage because it sounds

1056
00:50:45,680 --> 00:50:51,200
Speaker 5: like it definitely worked for Lisa. Lost opportunity.

1057
00:50:51,480 --> 00:50:53,040
Speaker 1: I'll keep that in my back pocket.

1058
00:50:53,719 --> 00:50:56,400
Speaker 5: Things go sound good for you, and make sure you

1059
00:50:56,480 --> 00:50:58,640
Speaker 5: keep us in your back pocket. If you ever need

1060
00:50:58,640 --> 00:51:00,520
Speaker 5: help with your dating life, you can email the show.

1061
00:51:00,719 --> 00:51:03,279
Speaker 5: We'll call that person who isn't calling you back, and

1062
00:51:03,440 --> 00:51:06,919
Speaker 5: also keep our podcast in your back pocket too. Really well,

1063
00:51:07,000 --> 00:51:10,640
Speaker 5: it sure does find us a broken Jeffrey like subscribing comments.

1064
00:51:11,520 --> 00:51:13,720
Speaker 5: I know we're still quite a ways away from summer,

1065
00:51:14,280 --> 00:51:18,320
Speaker 5: but that doesn't stop me from dreaming about it. Jeffrey

1066
00:51:18,360 --> 00:51:20,480
Speaker 5: in the morning. And I want everyone listening right now

1067
00:51:20,480 --> 00:51:23,400
Speaker 5: to close your eyes, especially if you're driving, and I

1068
00:51:23,440 --> 00:51:27,640
Speaker 5: want you to picture you on the beach with an

1069
00:51:27,680 --> 00:51:31,920
Speaker 5: ice cold, refreshing soft drink, you know, the ones with

1070
00:51:31,960 --> 00:51:34,160
Speaker 5: the cool little water droplets going down the side of

1071
00:51:34,160 --> 00:51:39,920
Speaker 5: the bottle and the commercials so tasty. Now, let's say

1072
00:51:40,160 --> 00:51:43,839
Speaker 5: you don't have a bottle of cool refreshing drink and

1073
00:51:43,880 --> 00:51:46,120
Speaker 5: you need something else to put up to.

1074
00:51:46,120 --> 00:51:56,400
Speaker 20: Your lips escorted off the beach real quickly.

1075
00:51:57,120 --> 00:51:59,920
Speaker 5: Maybe you should try the brand new product from PEPs

1076
00:52:00,239 --> 00:52:04,640
Speaker 5: called Wild Cherry PEPSI SPF thirty tinted lip gel.

1077
00:52:04,800 --> 00:52:06,720
Speaker 9: Yes, no, why.

1078
00:52:08,120 --> 00:52:10,560
Speaker 5: You're not drinking it. We'll have the picks up on

1079
00:52:10,600 --> 00:52:12,560
Speaker 5: our instance story as a Brook and Jeffrey. But it's

1080
00:52:12,560 --> 00:52:17,799
Speaker 5: a bright red caffeinated lip ointment that tastes like a

1081
00:52:17,840 --> 00:52:21,600
Speaker 5: can of wild Cherry soda mixed with sunscreen.

1082
00:52:23,360 --> 00:52:26,200
Speaker 1: It's actually pretty cute, it is. Yeah, I had like

1083
00:52:26,280 --> 00:52:29,879
Speaker 1: Coca Cola or Doctor Pepper chopstick when I was Yeah

1084
00:52:30,160 --> 00:52:31,799
Speaker 1: it chopstick too.

1085
00:52:32,480 --> 00:52:35,560
Speaker 5: Yeah, you guys turned out great, but I eat it.

1086
00:52:35,640 --> 00:52:37,840
Speaker 11: Jeff fool me.

1087
00:52:38,160 --> 00:52:40,800
Speaker 5: I've always wondered why don't they make sunscreen taste better?

1088
00:52:41,120 --> 00:52:44,680
Speaker 5: So thank you for Pepsi for hearing me out? And

1089
00:52:44,719 --> 00:52:46,520
Speaker 5: where are they going to be selling it? If you

1090
00:52:46,600 --> 00:52:50,640
Speaker 5: thought Walmart? Duh, you would be wrong. Oh no, I

1091
00:52:50,640 --> 00:52:53,879
Speaker 5: should feel very bad about yourself for a long long

1092
00:52:53,960 --> 00:52:55,279
Speaker 5: time for even thinking.

1093
00:52:55,040 --> 00:53:00,319
Speaker 1: That that was you hate yourself now? Good?

1094
00:53:00,320 --> 00:53:03,920
Speaker 5: You should because wild Cherry Pepsi SPF thirty tinted lipchel

1095
00:53:04,200 --> 00:53:08,480
Speaker 5: far too classy for Walmart. They'll be in Target stores for.

1096
00:53:10,480 --> 00:53:11,000
Speaker 6: Some reason.

1097
00:53:11,239 --> 00:53:14,280
Speaker 5: How dare you Brook? Personally, I can't wait for Mountain

1098
00:53:14,320 --> 00:53:17,840
Speaker 5: dew flavored bug spray. I'm gonna be all up in that,

1099
00:53:18,120 --> 00:53:20,319
Speaker 5: and we're gonna be all up in laser stories. Right

1100
00:53:20,320 --> 00:53:28,879
Speaker 5: after this, it's the radio segment that wants to revitalize

1101
00:53:28,960 --> 00:53:32,960
Speaker 5: McDonald's playplaces by replacing the balls and the ballpits with

1102
00:53:33,000 --> 00:53:39,640
Speaker 5: something even more fun, introducing pickle pits, and when they're done,

1103
00:53:39,760 --> 00:53:42,560
Speaker 5: that's not sweat on their foreheads. Your six year old

1104
00:53:42,680 --> 00:53:44,319
Speaker 5: is just going to be a little briany for the

1105
00:53:44,400 --> 00:53:48,960
Speaker 5: long Home with Laser Stories, the segment where we read

1106
00:53:49,000 --> 00:53:51,239
Speaker 5: weird loon stories around the globe, just like everyone else does,

1107
00:53:51,280 --> 00:53:54,759
Speaker 5: except we've got a laser. Those other giggling gerkins just don't.

1108
00:53:54,560 --> 00:53:56,840
Speaker 1: How bullpits spell better somehow.

1109
00:53:56,920 --> 00:54:00,399
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, let's go to your first laser story out

1110
00:54:00,440 --> 00:54:07,520
Speaker 5: of my favorite your favorite Flora Flora, I said, Flora Favorite.

1111
00:54:08,239 --> 00:54:09,920
Speaker 5: I had more jokes, but it's okay if you want

1112
00:54:09,960 --> 00:54:12,440
Speaker 5: to jump right to the post, I get it. Thirty

1113
00:54:12,480 --> 00:54:15,080
Speaker 5: seven year old Justin Allen showed up at a grocery

1114
00:54:15,080 --> 00:54:17,880
Speaker 5: store parking lot with a hammer the other day and

1115
00:54:18,000 --> 00:54:20,360
Speaker 5: went to town on a white Honda SUV.

1116
00:54:20,640 --> 00:54:20,839
Speaker 9: Yeah.

1117
00:54:20,880 --> 00:54:23,200
Speaker 7: Smash, smash, somash.

1118
00:54:23,440 --> 00:54:23,800
Speaker 5: You know what.

1119
00:54:23,880 --> 00:54:25,640
Speaker 11: I've never ever done that to a car, but I

1120
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Speaker 11: bet it feels good.

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00:54:26,600 --> 00:54:28,520
Speaker 1: Well, you know they do those those charities where you

1122
00:54:28,520 --> 00:54:33,239
Speaker 1: can like smash a carsh Yes, that's true, but this

1123
00:54:33,320 --> 00:54:34,360
Speaker 1: is probably some revenge.

1124
00:54:34,480 --> 00:54:37,280
Speaker 5: Yeah, this guy broke out a window, then got inside

1125
00:54:37,280 --> 00:54:39,799
Speaker 5: and started smashing the radioside.

1126
00:54:39,960 --> 00:54:42,000
Speaker 1: Wait did he listen to our show and.

1127
00:54:42,040 --> 00:54:45,880
Speaker 5: That's why nobody blames him for that. This craziness continued

1128
00:54:45,920 --> 00:54:48,720
Speaker 5: to go on while people walked by with their carts

1129
00:54:49,040 --> 00:54:52,480
Speaker 5: and they just all stared. Eventually, a cop showed up,

1130
00:54:52,760 --> 00:54:55,399
Speaker 5: ordered him out of the vehicle at gunpoint and got

1131
00:54:55,440 --> 00:54:56,200
Speaker 5: him into cuffs.

1132
00:54:56,239 --> 00:54:59,000
Speaker 11: O dang A gunpoint like he wouldn't stop.

1133
00:54:59,120 --> 00:55:00,279
Speaker 1: I mean he had a.

1134
00:55:00,880 --> 00:55:02,319
Speaker 7: Yeah, that makes sense.

1135
00:55:02,360 --> 00:55:05,400
Speaker 5: So what was going on? Justin claimed his ex girlfriend

1136
00:55:05,719 --> 00:55:08,680
Speaker 5: had left him for another guy and stole a bunch

1137
00:55:08,719 --> 00:55:10,960
Speaker 5: of his stuff, including his medication.

1138
00:55:11,400 --> 00:55:12,080
Speaker 6: Oh wow.

1139
00:55:12,400 --> 00:55:14,960
Speaker 5: It's not clear if any of that's actually true or not,

1140
00:55:15,520 --> 00:55:18,960
Speaker 5: but the motive was clear. He was unhappy, jealous, and

1141
00:55:19,320 --> 00:55:21,000
Speaker 5: wanted revenge.

1142
00:55:20,600 --> 00:55:23,840
Speaker 1: So it was his ex girlfriend's car.

1143
00:55:23,719 --> 00:55:27,880
Speaker 5: Then, well, kind of one issue. His girlfriend did have

1144
00:55:27,920 --> 00:55:31,280
Speaker 5: a white SUV along with eight others in that same

1145
00:55:31,360 --> 00:55:34,920
Speaker 5: parking line. So it turns out Justin beat up the

1146
00:55:34,960 --> 00:55:35,640
Speaker 5: wrong car.

1147
00:55:38,120 --> 00:55:41,319
Speaker 1: Can you imagine her telling that story to her friends? Though, yeah,

1148
00:55:43,800 --> 00:55:44,120
Speaker 1: oh I.

1149
00:55:44,080 --> 00:55:45,479
Speaker 7: Got a different card.

1150
00:55:45,600 --> 00:55:47,160
Speaker 14: What an idiot.

1151
00:55:47,800 --> 00:55:51,960
Speaker 5: The suv he smashed actually belonged to a random grocery

1152
00:55:51,960 --> 00:55:56,000
Speaker 5: store employee who was inside the store working when it happened.

1153
00:55:57,400 --> 00:55:59,680
Speaker 5: Good news is a local car dealership is helping her

1154
00:55:59,680 --> 00:56:02,080
Speaker 5: out with the repairs. They also set her up with

1155
00:56:02,120 --> 00:56:06,160
Speaker 5: a free rental. As for Justin, he's now facing charges

1156
00:56:06,160 --> 00:56:11,200
Speaker 5: for burglary, possession of burglary tools, criminal mischief, and drug possession.

1157
00:56:11,440 --> 00:56:14,879
Speaker 5: Oh and that okay, who would have thought it could

1158
00:56:14,920 --> 00:56:17,560
Speaker 5: have played a role. This next Lazer story is out

1159
00:56:17,600 --> 00:56:21,120
Speaker 5: of Los Angeles. The other day, a woman named Joy

1160
00:56:21,239 --> 00:56:24,879
Speaker 5: DeSario ordered food delivery to her place, and in her area,

1161
00:56:24,920 --> 00:56:29,560
Speaker 5: there's a robot service named Coco that handles all the orders.

1162
00:56:27,880 --> 00:56:33,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, they're so funny to watch to It kind of

1163
00:56:33,400 --> 00:56:35,279
Speaker 1: feels like it's at of Wally when you see him.

1164
00:56:35,320 --> 00:56:35,880
Speaker 14: Yeah.

1165
00:56:36,040 --> 00:56:38,600
Speaker 5: So Joy actually watched the little bot wheel up onto

1166
00:56:38,600 --> 00:56:41,120
Speaker 5: her property and placed the food on her doorstep and

1167
00:56:41,200 --> 00:56:44,839
Speaker 5: attempts to scoop back to the restaurant, but unfortunately his

1168
00:56:44,960 --> 00:56:48,040
Speaker 5: wheel got stuck on the gate, so instead of turning

1169
00:56:48,040 --> 00:56:52,680
Speaker 5: onto the sidewalk, he turned into Joy's garden and went

1170
00:56:52,719 --> 00:56:56,200
Speaker 5: a little crazy like nice.

1171
00:56:56,080 --> 00:56:56,960
Speaker 7: Flowers and stuff.

1172
00:56:57,080 --> 00:57:00,320
Speaker 5: Ring Camera footage shows the Coco food bot up a

1173
00:57:00,360 --> 00:57:04,960
Speaker 5: whole bunch of plants, trample some flowers, and then finally

1174
00:57:05,080 --> 00:57:08,160
Speaker 5: find an exit and roll away.

1175
00:57:09,719 --> 00:57:09,759
Speaker 10: No.

1176
00:57:10,440 --> 00:57:13,359
Speaker 5: Joy could not believe what she saw, and instead of

1177
00:57:13,400 --> 00:57:16,280
Speaker 5: just screaming out the window, she opened her front door

1178
00:57:16,320 --> 00:57:18,080
Speaker 5: and began chasing after it.

1179
00:57:19,920 --> 00:57:22,800
Speaker 1: Apologize, no, they're pretty big, but maybe you could pick

1180
00:57:22,800 --> 00:57:24,600
Speaker 1: it up and put it on its side until someone

1181
00:57:24,600 --> 00:57:29,560
Speaker 1: could come. Yeah, hostage Jelly lay.

1182
00:57:29,440 --> 00:57:30,120
Speaker 7: Into the side.

1183
00:57:30,200 --> 00:57:32,160
Speaker 5: As she told the reporter, she knows she looked like

1184
00:57:32,200 --> 00:57:34,720
Speaker 5: a total crazy person running after a robot in the

1185
00:57:34,720 --> 00:57:37,040
Speaker 5: middle of the street and yelling at it. She even

1186
00:57:37,080 --> 00:57:39,480
Speaker 5: attempted to block it and get in its way, but

1187
00:57:39,560 --> 00:57:42,720
Speaker 5: it would just try to go around her. Oh my gosh,

1188
00:57:42,960 --> 00:57:46,600
Speaker 5: smart robot. In the end, Joy lost the battle, but

1189
00:57:46,760 --> 00:57:49,960
Speaker 5: won the war because she complained to Coco's handlers and

1190
00:57:50,000 --> 00:57:53,040
Speaker 5: the company said they'd reimburse her for her garden completely.

1191
00:57:53,400 --> 00:57:56,800
Speaker 5: They say they're making internal changes now to ensure that

1192
00:57:56,880 --> 00:57:58,080
Speaker 5: it doesn't happen again.

1193
00:57:58,600 --> 00:58:01,040
Speaker 7: Now the robot to come back and plant the seeds.

1194
00:58:01,760 --> 00:58:03,320
Speaker 7: I want to be the one to do the work.

1195
00:58:03,600 --> 00:58:06,560
Speaker 5: Little community service action with the little best stop. This

1196
00:58:06,680 --> 00:58:11,080
Speaker 5: next laser story is out of transportation station riding the

1197
00:58:11,120 --> 00:58:14,760
Speaker 5: bus has never really been luxurious, but has it really

1198
00:58:14,800 --> 00:58:18,080
Speaker 5: gotten this bad? The Department of Transportation in la is

1199
00:58:18,120 --> 00:58:21,320
Speaker 5: being mocked online for a PSA that told people there's

1200
00:58:21,360 --> 00:58:23,680
Speaker 5: no pooping allowed on city buses.

1201
00:58:24,720 --> 00:58:26,640
Speaker 7: That has to be said, what the heck?

1202
00:58:26,840 --> 00:58:29,400
Speaker 1: I mean, people just don't understand that there's not a bathroom.

1203
00:58:29,680 --> 00:58:31,320
Speaker 1: Is this a picture you're passing us here?

1204
00:58:31,400 --> 00:58:35,040
Speaker 5: I'm showing you the ad where someone in it spots

1205
00:58:35,040 --> 00:58:37,760
Speaker 5: a steaming poop emoji on the floor of a bus

1206
00:58:38,040 --> 00:58:41,480
Speaker 5: and tries to report it online. There's also a graphic

1207
00:58:41,480 --> 00:58:43,680
Speaker 5: down at the bottom that says no pooping.

1208
00:58:44,400 --> 00:58:44,720
Speaker 9: Okay.

1209
00:58:45,280 --> 00:58:47,440
Speaker 1: I used to think that people must squat to get

1210
00:58:47,480 --> 00:58:49,560
Speaker 1: this done, but then one time I saw it roll

1211
00:58:49,600 --> 00:58:54,000
Speaker 1: out the bottom of somebody else plant let nobody needed

1212
00:58:54,040 --> 00:58:56,680
Speaker 1: to hear. If you want to know how it happens,

1213
00:58:56,680 --> 00:58:57,200
Speaker 1: I don't know.

1214
00:58:57,320 --> 00:59:04,480
Speaker 5: That's probably more stories about your children to yourself, this store,

1215
00:59:04,720 --> 00:59:05,560
Speaker 5: wherever it happened.

1216
00:59:05,680 --> 00:59:06,160
Speaker 6: I don't want to.

1217
00:59:06,120 --> 00:59:10,240
Speaker 5: See too much information. But they shared six other ads

1218
00:59:10,320 --> 00:59:14,000
Speaker 5: on their YouTube page. Each one encouraged people to report

1219
00:59:14,080 --> 00:59:19,760
Speaker 5: things like smoking, drinking, playing loud music, and public defecation

1220
00:59:20,000 --> 00:59:20,720
Speaker 5: on their buses.

1221
00:59:20,960 --> 00:59:23,360
Speaker 1: Okay, I mean it's good to report. Yeah.

1222
00:59:23,840 --> 00:59:26,360
Speaker 5: No local news station in LA reached out to ask

1223
00:59:26,400 --> 00:59:29,000
Speaker 5: if pooping on buses is even common at all. The

1224
00:59:29,040 --> 00:59:30,480
Speaker 5: city did not respond.

1225
00:59:31,080 --> 00:59:31,880
Speaker 7: You don't want to respond.

1226
00:59:32,520 --> 00:59:34,560
Speaker 1: Answer that it's not going to be an answer you.

1227
00:59:34,560 --> 00:59:35,000
Speaker 10: Want to hear.

1228
00:59:35,240 --> 00:59:39,320
Speaker 5: They did quickly yank all of the ads. They released

1229
00:59:39,320 --> 00:59:41,720
Speaker 5: a statement the next day saying they weren't supposed to

1230
00:59:41,720 --> 00:59:45,520
Speaker 5: be posted online. They were just for quote onboard viewing

1231
00:59:45,920 --> 00:59:53,800
Speaker 5: to inform writers how to report crappy behavior Department Transportation,

1232
00:59:53,960 --> 00:59:55,919
Speaker 5: LA I got a sense of humor. Good for them.

1233
00:59:56,240 --> 01:00:01,480
Speaker 5: This final laser story out of fashion HQ. If you've

1234
01:00:01,520 --> 01:00:03,880
Speaker 5: managed to keep your New Year's resolutions to lose, wait

1235
01:00:03,960 --> 01:00:06,919
Speaker 5: this long. It's possible that your pants are sagging off

1236
01:00:06,920 --> 01:00:09,520
Speaker 5: your hips. At this point, you need a belt. Or

1237
01:00:10,040 --> 01:00:11,240
Speaker 5: maybe that's on purpose.

1238
01:00:11,840 --> 01:00:12,120
Speaker 17: Duh.

1239
01:00:12,400 --> 01:00:15,880
Speaker 5: Nineties are back, Jeff, because, according to Vogue magazine, twenty

1240
01:00:15,960 --> 01:00:19,080
Speaker 5: twenty six is officially the year of the crack.

1241
01:00:20,160 --> 01:00:22,480
Speaker 1: Hey, oh, my daughter complains about it all the time.

1242
01:00:22,480 --> 01:00:26,000
Speaker 1: Middle school boys apparently can't keep their pants up at all. Oh.

1243
01:00:26,640 --> 01:00:28,080
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, it's just like when I was in

1244
01:00:28,080 --> 01:00:28,640
Speaker 1: middle school.

1245
01:00:28,720 --> 01:00:32,240
Speaker 5: Yeah, but it's not just the boys, it's girls too,

1246
01:00:33,040 --> 01:00:35,200
Speaker 5: And they are not talking about the drug crack. This is,

1247
01:00:35,360 --> 01:00:36,600
Speaker 5: you know, backside cleavage.

1248
01:00:36,960 --> 01:00:38,800
Speaker 11: I think all crack is bad.

1249
01:00:39,160 --> 01:00:40,120
Speaker 7: I mean, even this bud.

1250
01:00:40,760 --> 01:00:43,439
Speaker 5: If you haven't been paying attention to fashion runways, high

1251
01:00:43,520 --> 01:00:46,560
Speaker 5: end designers are hyping a look featuring a little plumber's crack,

1252
01:00:47,080 --> 01:00:51,200
Speaker 5: along with some celebrities like Kendall Jenner, Zoe Kravitz, and

1253
01:00:51,360 --> 01:00:52,160
Speaker 5: Haley Bieber.

1254
01:00:52,560 --> 01:00:53,600
Speaker 7: Okay, yeah, they're all hot.

1255
01:00:53,680 --> 01:00:56,760
Speaker 5: That's all hot crack, but this isn't brand new. Last spring,

1256
01:00:56,800 --> 01:00:59,040
Speaker 5: the hot trend at Milan Fashion Week was low cut

1257
01:00:59,120 --> 01:01:02,439
Speaker 5: jeans with a hint of plumbers crack, showing for both

1258
01:01:02,560 --> 01:01:04,200
Speaker 5: men and women, because.

1259
01:01:04,040 --> 01:01:06,440
Speaker 1: Who doesn't want to make their body look longer.

1260
01:01:07,680 --> 01:01:10,520
Speaker 5: Shorter, And apparently Vogue thinks it may be ready to

1261
01:01:10,560 --> 01:01:15,400
Speaker 5: go mainstream. So where's the crack on this show?

1262
01:01:16,120 --> 01:01:16,560
Speaker 19: There it is.

1263
01:01:17,000 --> 01:01:19,400
Speaker 5: If you could see the low cut cargo shorts on

1264
01:01:19,440 --> 01:01:23,160
Speaker 5: this little guy right now, you would be all about it.

1265
01:01:24,080 --> 01:01:27,440
Speaker 5: Those cargo shorts would be sold out. But that soundings

1266
01:01:27,520 --> 01:01:29,200
Speaker 5: laser shorts has come to an end for the day.

1267
01:01:29,240 --> 01:01:40,280
Speaker 5: We'll do it again, same time on Friday. Our Bell

1268
01:01:40,440 --> 01:01:43,960
Speaker 5: is back on the show. Her record right now, zero wins,

1269
01:01:44,160 --> 01:01:48,480
Speaker 5: one loss, one tie. But more importantly, she's with her

1270
01:01:48,560 --> 01:01:51,840
Speaker 5: ten year old right now, Calvin, who is sick with

1271
01:01:51,880 --> 01:01:52,480
Speaker 5: the flu.

1272
01:01:52,560 --> 01:01:56,120
Speaker 1: Oh no, you're gonna go down soon, our Bell.

1273
01:01:56,840 --> 01:01:59,280
Speaker 5: Oh god, And I don't know if this is it's

1274
01:01:59,320 --> 01:02:02,560
Speaker 5: probably not a great thing, but it is Calvin's birthday.

1275
01:02:02,600 --> 01:02:06,400
Speaker 1: Today, this double digit birthday.

1276
01:02:06,520 --> 01:02:08,840
Speaker 5: Yeah, so who wants to defeat the mother of a

1277
01:02:08,920 --> 01:02:11,360
Speaker 5: sick child who's celebrating his birthday?

1278
01:02:12,000 --> 01:02:15,040
Speaker 1: Brook does me it's not her birthday. I mean, of

1279
01:02:15,120 --> 01:02:17,200
Speaker 1: course she did all the work for Calvin on that

1280
01:02:17,320 --> 01:02:19,360
Speaker 1: day she gets celebrated.

1281
01:02:19,400 --> 01:02:22,000
Speaker 5: No, it's also about him, our bell, welcome back to

1282
01:02:22,040 --> 01:02:24,680
Speaker 5: the show. It's good to have you on. How's Calvin doing?

1283
01:02:25,200 --> 01:02:27,800
Speaker 4: He's doing okay with talan on and I be profen.

1284
01:02:28,080 --> 01:02:30,280
Speaker 1: Oh goodness, okay, man.

1285
01:02:30,120 --> 01:02:33,000
Speaker 7: You gotta get them all high on cold medicine. Hey,

1286
01:02:33,080 --> 01:02:34,600
Speaker 7: get hi on your birthday is a good thing.

1287
01:02:38,560 --> 01:02:40,880
Speaker 1: You're teaching me if I should leave the room.

1288
01:02:41,800 --> 01:02:44,080
Speaker 5: But Brook, I would ask you how do you like

1289
01:02:44,120 --> 01:02:46,160
Speaker 5: to care for your sick children? But you told us

1290
01:02:46,200 --> 01:02:49,480
Speaker 5: earlier you're done helping others and you're gatekeeping any and

1291
01:02:49,560 --> 01:02:52,320
Speaker 5: all parental advice until they're thirty years old.

1292
01:02:52,440 --> 01:02:54,560
Speaker 1: She doesn't need advice. She's got ten year olds like to.

1293
01:02:54,520 --> 01:02:57,160
Speaker 5: Say, my kids exactly. You have to go to Brooks

1294
01:02:57,240 --> 01:03:00,640
Speaker 5: Patreon in order to pay for parenting advice. Let's have

1295
01:03:00,720 --> 01:03:03,040
Speaker 5: brooklyave the studio our bell. We can get to the game.

1296
01:03:03,080 --> 01:03:05,480
Speaker 5: You got thirty seconds to answer as many questions as possible.

1297
01:03:05,600 --> 01:03:06,880
Speaker 5: If you don't know when, you can say pass. But

1298
01:03:06,920 --> 01:03:08,080
Speaker 5: you have to beat her out right if you want

1299
01:03:08,080 --> 01:03:09,120
Speaker 5: to win. Are you ready?

1300
01:03:09,240 --> 01:03:09,680
Speaker 15: I'm ready?

1301
01:03:09,720 --> 01:03:12,960
Speaker 5: Good luck? Your time starts now. Today is National clam

1302
01:03:13,040 --> 01:03:16,120
Speaker 5: Chowder Day. The creamy white kind is labeled New England.

1303
01:03:16,280 --> 01:03:22,120
Speaker 5: What's the name of the tomato based one name the

1304
01:03:22,200 --> 01:03:24,600
Speaker 5: killer from the movie franchise Nightmare on Elm.

1305
01:03:24,440 --> 01:03:25,840
Speaker 9: Street already Couger.

1306
01:03:25,960 --> 01:03:28,920
Speaker 5: What state has the highest number of electoral votes with

1307
01:03:29,000 --> 01:03:29,560
Speaker 5: fifty four?

1308
01:03:31,040 --> 01:03:31,680
Speaker 4: California?

1309
01:03:31,760 --> 01:03:35,720
Speaker 5: Who wrote the Hobbit and Lord of the rings? Commonly

1310
01:03:35,800 --> 01:03:38,480
Speaker 5: found in churches and cathedrals? What's known as the king

1311
01:03:38,520 --> 01:03:41,280
Speaker 5: of Instruments?

1312
01:03:41,280 --> 01:03:41,800
Speaker 4: The organ?

1313
01:03:43,240 --> 01:03:46,560
Speaker 5: Our bell? Well done, Brook's going to come back into

1314
01:03:46,600 --> 01:03:49,360
Speaker 5: the studio here, and our Bell told our producer the

1315
01:03:49,400 --> 01:03:51,520
Speaker 5: biggest thing that she has on her radar right now

1316
01:03:51,920 --> 01:03:58,000
Speaker 5: is an upcoming family vacation to Las Vegas. Normally people

1317
01:03:58,000 --> 01:04:01,880
Speaker 5: don't put those two things together, and Vegas, but I'm

1318
01:04:01,920 --> 01:04:04,919
Speaker 5: assuming you want Calvin to try his first bottle service there.

1319
01:04:05,200 --> 01:04:05,880
Speaker 5: What's the plan?

1320
01:04:06,720 --> 01:04:11,080
Speaker 4: No, my sisters live in California, so they do like

1321
01:04:11,120 --> 01:04:15,400
Speaker 4: a sisters and cousins vacation there.

1322
01:04:17,160 --> 01:04:18,240
Speaker 1: So the kids are not coming.

1323
01:04:18,720 --> 01:04:19,840
Speaker 4: All our kids get together.

1324
01:04:20,480 --> 01:04:21,640
Speaker 1: I thought you met your cousin.

1325
01:04:23,200 --> 01:04:26,480
Speaker 5: I see what are the kids gonna dow?

1326
01:04:27,240 --> 01:04:29,600
Speaker 13: And there's fun shows like, there's so much, there's so

1327
01:04:29,680 --> 01:04:30,840
Speaker 13: much to look at.

1328
01:04:30,920 --> 01:04:34,360
Speaker 1: You go tom an m fact, you do the roller coaster.

1329
01:04:34,560 --> 01:04:37,160
Speaker 5: If you want more family fun activities. For what to

1330
01:04:37,160 --> 01:04:39,240
Speaker 5: do in Vegas, make sure to hit up Brooks Patreon

1331
01:04:40,840 --> 01:04:43,600
Speaker 5: not give that to you unless she gets her money first.

1332
01:04:43,720 --> 01:04:46,760
Speaker 1: And then the kiss themed mini golf. That's cool there too.

1333
01:04:47,240 --> 01:04:53,440
Speaker 5: Okay a children kissing playing mini Yeah? Oh kiss the band?

1334
01:04:54,120 --> 01:04:54,440
Speaker 1: Oh?

1335
01:04:54,560 --> 01:04:57,400
Speaker 5: I was thinking, never mind, Let's just go to brook

1336
01:04:57,440 --> 01:04:59,800
Speaker 5: for your questions. Brook Are you ready? I'm ready, You're

1337
01:05:00,000 --> 01:05:03,400
Speaker 5: time starts now. Today is National clam Chowder Day. The

1338
01:05:03,480 --> 01:05:06,080
Speaker 5: creamy white kind is labeled as New England. What's the

1339
01:05:06,160 --> 01:05:09,320
Speaker 5: name of the tomato based one Boston. Name the killer

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Speaker 5: from the movie franchise Nightmare on Elm.

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Speaker 1: Street Freddy Krueger.

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Speaker 5: What state has the highest number of electoral votes with

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Speaker 5: fifty four California? Who wrote The Hobbit and Lord of

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01:05:19,840 --> 01:05:23,880
Speaker 5: the Rings Jared Tolkien? Commonly found in churches and cathedrals.

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01:05:23,960 --> 01:05:27,000
Speaker 5: What is known as the King of Instruments the harp?

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Speaker 1: Okay Oregon?

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01:05:29,760 --> 01:05:30,280
Speaker 5: Okay?

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Speaker 1: What else? I had time?

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Speaker 5: What are you going for orgon?

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Speaker 1: My grandfather had a pump organ You used to have

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Speaker 1: to pump them before they were electric fact in the day.

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Speaker 5: Don't even need Patreon for that. Now, let's go to

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Speaker 5: your scoreboard and s yeah, you both did with Jose

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Speaker 5: and his name is John Cy.

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Speaker 7: I can't see him, but I know he's around our bell.

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Speaker 11: You got three correct today.

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Speaker 9: Let me go.

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Speaker 13: Like that, Brook, you get the same exager amount of

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Speaker 13: questions in and okay for.

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Speaker 5: He's hitting me. Just edged you out there are Bell.

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Speaker 5: I'm sorry. Let's go over the answers to everybody. It's

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Speaker 5: National clam Chowder Day. The creamy white kind is New

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01:06:17,160 --> 01:06:20,480
Speaker 5: England clam chowder. The tomato based one is Manhattan.

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Speaker 7: We'll just call it Apino.

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01:06:23,120 --> 01:06:25,560
Speaker 5: The killer from the movie franchise Nightmare on Elm Street

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01:06:25,600 --> 01:06:28,520
Speaker 5: would be Freddy Krueger. Highest number of electoral votes with

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01:06:28,560 --> 01:06:32,160
Speaker 5: fifty four is in California, followed by Texas at forty.

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01:06:32,600 --> 01:06:34,640
Speaker 5: The Hobbit and Lord of the Rings both written by

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01:06:34,760 --> 01:06:38,080
Speaker 5: author J. R. R. Tolkien and commonly found in churches

1370
01:06:38,080 --> 01:06:40,920
Speaker 5: and cathedrals. The king of instruments is the Oregon. The

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Speaker 5: pipe Oregon.

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Speaker 7: Good job, brooks.

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Speaker 5: Our Bell was not enough to win today. But just

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Speaker 5: for playing, we are going to give you a pair

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Speaker 5: of tickets to see Miguel perform at the wah MoU

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Speaker 5: Theater on Monday, March ninth.

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Speaker 19: Oh yay, that'll be a date for me and dad.

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Speaker 5: Oh again, I want to bring him.

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Speaker 13: I think Miguel gives you like a lap dance, every

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Speaker 13: person in the crowd.

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Speaker 1: Wait before we go, do you want to say anything

1382
01:07:07,040 --> 01:07:09,200
Speaker 1: to your ten year old on the radio for his birthday?

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Speaker 4: He's right here.

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01:07:10,360 --> 01:07:11,439
Speaker 18: You want to say hi to them?

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01:07:11,640 --> 01:07:11,840
Speaker 17: Hi?

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Speaker 14: Everybody?

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Speaker 1: Hi? Damage too loud?

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Speaker 5: Are we screaming out a child?

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Speaker 12: Now?

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01:07:18,480 --> 01:07:18,640
Speaker 17: Well?

1391
01:07:18,640 --> 01:07:21,000
Speaker 5: Hopefully he feels better soon and our belt Thanks for

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Speaker 5: coming on. We love having you. We're gonna do Windbrooks

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Speaker 5: Bucks same time tomorrow, brook and Jeffrey in the morning.