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Speaker 1: Happy New Year. All right, let's get it going right here,
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Speaker 1: Claus is coming to town, and so is Ies. Up
Speaker 1: here with the Chadster and the Queen of Extreme Hellancy. Hello,
Speaker 1: Merry Christmas, everybody, almost almost a couple of days. Merry Christmas,
Speaker 1: Happy whatever you celebrate, Happy holidays. And uh I'm ready.
Speaker 1: I'm fastive. Wait, I mean I am very festive. I
Speaker 1: am very Kreneline under here. Oh that that's some fine
Speaker 1: kremline if I've ever seen Kreneline before. I am very
Speaker 1: very festive in the holiday spirit. And ready to go. Well,
Speaker 1: we can't say ready for Christmas because Honkkah was like
Speaker 1: real early this year. Yeah, Honah is over right. Honkah
Speaker 1: was like the end of November. Oh well, I hope
Speaker 1: everybody had a great Honkah for those who celebrate it
Speaker 1: by honikah. You know, it's funny when when I lived
Speaker 1: in Jersey, Honkkah was just as as common as Christmas.
Speaker 1: In Virginia, I couldn't find a Jewish person here to
Speaker 1: save my life. Well, how do you find a Jewish person? Well,
Speaker 1: I mean do I describe them? I mean I know
Speaker 1: Jewish people. I used to live near temple. You know,
Speaker 1: I would know that Jewish people were Jewish, not just
Speaker 1: by the people who didn't have Christmas lights outside their house.
Speaker 1: You and know, you knew they were Jewish because they
Speaker 1: were Jewish. Here. I couldn't tell you where there was
Speaker 1: a temple. I couldn't tell you a Jewish person. I don't,
Speaker 1: I couldn't. I don't know money here. I mean Liz
Speaker 1: went to school in Lakewood, I mean with her college
Speaker 1: was in a Jewish neighborhood, So I don't know the vicinities.
Speaker 1: I don't know. My kids think that every house that
Speaker 1: doesn't have lights, they think that either Jewish people live
Speaker 1: there or like, you know, atheists lived there. I try
Speaker 1: to tell them, not everybody is festive in this world,
Speaker 1: and not everybody decorates. And you know, you don't have
Speaker 1: to be an atheist or Jews wish not to celebrate.
Speaker 1: You know, some people just don't get into it. I
Speaker 1: said to the kids on Halloween's they would say, you know,
Speaker 1: should we knock on their door? And they'd have no
Speaker 1: lights on I go another Jewish, Oh Jesus for Halloween?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yay. So what's up? So I was doing
Speaker 1: some research online. I was looking up like Christmas gifts
Speaker 1: and you know, just certain things because there's certain people
Speaker 1: that are last minute on my list that they get
Speaker 1: the Amazon you know, two day delivery Prime whatever. And
Speaker 1: I am bewildered at what I found that somebody is selling.
Speaker 1: Oh and I'm not I'm not going to mention their
Speaker 1: name because I don't want to promote this girl, but
Speaker 1: I'm just like, what kind of people are out there?
Speaker 1: So it's a girl that was on one of those
Speaker 1: crazy ninety Day Fiance or one of those right, and
Speaker 1: she now has like an OnlyFans page. I'm sure you
Speaker 1: could look her up if you guys are into this.
Speaker 1: And I'm not judging, well, I'm judging a little bit.
Speaker 1: I just don't understand. She is selling farts in a
Speaker 1: jar for one thousand dollars a jar, and she's made
Speaker 1: ninety seven thousand dollars. What ninety seven thousand, ninety seven
Speaker 1: thousand dollars in fart her farts? Who farts ninety seven
Speaker 1: times period? She eats when she's ready, when she makes
Speaker 1: a sale, she said. She eats extra gassy foods like
Speaker 1: I don't know the protein. I guess beans and yogurt
Speaker 1: and a lot of protein, she said, and to get
Speaker 1: herself really gassy. Then she puts the jar up to
Speaker 1: her ask and she farts, And I'm like, okay, you know,
Speaker 1: does this set really stay in that jar? You gotta
Speaker 1: you gotta fart in the jar, you gotta pack it,
Speaker 1: you gotta ship it, depending on where it goes in
Speaker 1: the world, Like how potent is how potent is that
Speaker 1: far by the time it gets to the recipient A
Speaker 1: fart some sick freak so bad? Why didn't I think
Speaker 1: of farting in a jar for a thousand times now?
Speaker 1: That's a damn fine point. And that's really the first
Speaker 1: question everybody should have is why didn't I think of
Speaker 1: X before somebody else? Damn it. I came across my
Speaker 1: timeline as a gift that would be good for, you know,
Speaker 1: for the holiday season. So uh, you know, guys, if
Speaker 1: you're into a farting and uh you like, uh you
Speaker 1: like this lady. She will fart in a jar. And
Speaker 1: I think she's having a half price sale, so now
Speaker 1: you can get it for five. I just found out
Speaker 1: like two weeks ago that girls can fart. Oh really,
Speaker 1: who both on? I've been told you for years. No,
Speaker 1: I just I didn't know that that vile kind of
Speaker 1: smell came out of females. It taught you, where'd you do
Speaker 1: do this? I can't I can't reveal that this said Aney.
Speaker 1: We've been together forever. I can't say that I think
Speaker 1: we were just walking by. What the hell is that
Speaker 1: it happened? Hey, sometimes it just comes out. I was
Speaker 1: friends of the guy, Okay, yeah, no joke told me
Speaker 1: that he never saw his girlfriend use a bathroom for like,
Speaker 1: you know, like anything. That he didn't know that was
Speaker 1: number one, right? He for years, years and when they
Speaker 1: finally like when they broke up, he was like, well,
Speaker 1: I'm glad she can finally like use the bathroom now.
Speaker 1: He never used it. He just wasn't aware of it.
Speaker 1: He never knew. Listen to this day, I have been
Speaker 1: married thirteen and a half years, with my husband fifteen
Speaker 1: and a half years. I've never farted in front of him.
Speaker 1: What do you run out of the car? But no,
Speaker 1: I don't. I really don't need to a lot of
Speaker 1: the time, I just wait until I go into the
Speaker 1: bathroom if I have to. But I've never like, you know,
Speaker 1: in bed or like watching TV or just walking by.
Speaker 1: I've never done it, never ever ever, And you can
Speaker 1: ask him. You can ask him and he will say
Speaker 1: the same thing, amplishment, It's amazing. For fifteen years. The
Speaker 1: only time I've ever done it was when I was
Speaker 1: giving birth. Okay, an excuse me. That's acetable. You can't
Speaker 1: say anything about that. That doesn't count. But for our
Speaker 1: normal life, I've never been like sitting next to me
Speaker 1: and we're no, never have And you can ask them,
Speaker 1: because you do know my husband, you can ask them
Speaker 1: and he will say the same thing. And basically, I
Speaker 1: am a treasure. You can do that now, and you
Speaker 1: can be like that was you, and he'd be like, yeah,
Speaker 1: it was. I didn't even realize that that it didn't
Speaker 1: come out of you because I don't do that. I
Speaker 1: just don't. I don't have I'm not a gassy person,
Speaker 1: and if I do get gassy, I just go to
Speaker 1: the bathroom. This is quite the conversation to have before
Speaker 1: I send our guests the link to join us, because
Speaker 1: our guest is the epitome of flagelence, So tell us
Speaker 1: a few times he can attest to being gassy. Because
Speaker 1: this man has farted on me more times than I
Speaker 1: can ever count. When he pops on, I am going
Speaker 1: to introduce him as instead of his ring name, I'm
Speaker 1: going to introduce him as the epitome of flatulence. If
Speaker 1: he does anything I'm telling you, he won't even realize
Speaker 1: that he's oblivious right now. But yeah, he has farted
Speaker 1: on me several times. Most of the time it was
Speaker 1: in the ring. I would be trapped in the corner.
Speaker 1: I've told these stories so many times, and he'd be
Speaker 1: laughing his hands off as we were supposed to be heels,
Speaker 1: so good times for everyone, right then, Well, he always
Speaker 1: did notoriously laugh you know, he always had a maniacal
Speaker 1: laugh going on, so right, you got to practice that
Speaker 1: in the mirror. Can he just need be a sinility
Speaker 1: setting in? What is he meaning you that you didn't
Speaker 1: get the link? Tell him I just send him the link. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he knows what to do, so I know he's such
Speaker 1: a turn also knows a lot about that too. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but he'll be on. He should be on now, actually,
Speaker 1: hime on. Hey boy, well I like your festive attire,
Speaker 1: Thank you very much. I'm very festive and very nice
Speaker 1: to see. Yes, I'm going to wear this until next week.
Speaker 1: I'll sleep in it every day, I'll cook in it,
Speaker 1: cleaning it. This is all I'm wearing for the rest
Speaker 1: of the wa I'm sure there's like maid services out
Speaker 1: there that do that same thing. Gods that are topless.
Speaker 1: I think we've talked about that before. I've yet to
Speaker 1: find one. Uh And I just had a giant house cleaning,
Speaker 1: so you know, I'm sure Liz would love you hired
Speaker 1: a couple uh topless maids. I wasn't here for it.
Speaker 1: I don't think that. I didn't suggest like that might
Speaker 1: be who we hired. But it was a team of
Speaker 1: people showed up to the house. They all got out
Speaker 1: of the car. I think they just came in and
Speaker 1: cleaned it. I don't know if they stripped prior to
Speaker 1: breaking out their brooms and vacuums, but they did help.
Speaker 1: If they did strip, they would have been standing there
Speaker 1: like this waiting for their tip. Do you like if
Speaker 1: you're there watching them, right, do you have to tip
Speaker 1: them as you go along? Oh? Here, speaking of which,
Speaker 1: here's our guests. I'm waiting for video to pop up. Well,
Speaker 1: that's fine, can you hear me? Yeah? Yeah, okay, So
Speaker 1: I want to introduce you under your new nickname, per
Speaker 1: the Queen of Extreme. He's gonna introduce you under your
Speaker 1: new nickname. Can you hear which is nickname? What was
Speaker 1: it again? I forgot it? Gladulens? Oh dam it, I
Speaker 1: forgot Now. We were just talking about presents because Christmas
Speaker 1: is coming up, right, and okay, Well I was looking
Speaker 1: online because you know, I had a couple of last
Speaker 1: minute gifts that I was going to purchase, and one
Speaker 1: of the things that came up was this girl from
Speaker 1: one of the reality shows is selling farts in a jar,
Speaker 1: her farts in a jar, and she's getting one thousand
Speaker 1: dollars per jar. No, I'm serious, she sold ninety seven jars. Shit,
Speaker 1: I can that's what I said. I said, God, I said,
Speaker 1: he's farted on me for free for so many, so
Speaker 1: many years, and we could have been making money off.
Speaker 1: You should have been paying a thousand books forets one
Speaker 1: of those times. I'm telling she's made ninety seven thousand
Speaker 1: dollars so far. Fuck instead of the franchise. You're the
Speaker 1: king of flatulence. Now, I'm telling you that's I could
Speaker 1: fill that order and non stop. I was just having
Speaker 1: a discuss with my son last night, oh about farting
Speaker 1: in a jar, you know, about just sparking generalsard they
Speaker 1: and calls. My roommate, who's now a judge, used to
Speaker 1: tell me when I party'd say, never forget to enjoy
Speaker 1: the small things I never have. Well, I can attest
Speaker 1: to it. It's it's not a very small thing. Your farts.
Speaker 1: They're very, very large and very stinky. But uh, we'd
Speaker 1: have to get some of those big glass like five
Speaker 1: gallon jars. Oh, the little mason jar wouldn't work for you.
Speaker 1: You need a big one glass every place. True? True, Okay,
Speaker 1: what's what's new in the Franchises World. We we worked
Speaker 1: together a couple what was it, three weeks ago, and
Speaker 1: we always do. So I went back and I watched
Speaker 1: that video of us, and let me tell you, I
Speaker 1: was laughing so hard. It was myself, Shane and Sandman
Speaker 1: and we went down to Nashville and we did our
Speaker 1: you know, our virtual and I went back and I
Speaker 1: just watched it because I you know, I had a
Speaker 1: little time to kill, and I said, let me see
Speaker 1: how big of assholes we were because we were getting
Speaker 1: in trouble. Chad was mad at us first of all,
Speaker 1: because we were laughing too hard and having to time.
Speaker 1: We were distracting him from the orders. Uh, but we
Speaker 1: love Chad. But anyway, it was so we were so fun.
Speaker 1: I'm telling you. It's like I tell people all the time,
Speaker 1: every time you put us together, this is what happens.
Speaker 1: We laugh our asses off, right, and you know, just
Speaker 1: just being goofy like we've always been. You know. It's. Uh,
Speaker 1: I try to play the straight guy all the time
Speaker 1: with you, with you guys, so it's it's I'm the least,
Speaker 1: I'm the least twenty of the three of us. But no,
Speaker 1: actually hurt after that, you have your moments. We suck
Speaker 1: you in. We do. It's honestly, we do. You know.
Speaker 1: I hope the fans can get like a feel for
Speaker 1: the uh, you know, the the the fun that we
Speaker 1: all have together and which was pretty much like that
Speaker 1: back then. Although we were working hard in the ring, uh,
Speaker 1: that really was the atmosphere at the ECW Arena or
Speaker 1: any building that we were at. We had a great time. Yeah,
Speaker 1: the camaraderie is always there, but it's it's genuine. It's
Speaker 1: like it's not forced, and it's not something just for
Speaker 1: the cameras. I mean, it's yeah, it's like a it's
Speaker 1: it's just a natural not fake at all, Like it
Speaker 1: just comes out of us when we're together. And and
Speaker 1: even like after we were done there, we went back
Speaker 1: to the hotel and the three of us we sat
Speaker 1: there until about one thirty two o'clock in the morning,
Speaker 1: and we were saying, what was different about this compared
Speaker 1: to twenty years ago? Because we said, would you think
Speaker 1: we were gonna be together like twenty years later doing
Speaker 1: this stuff? And we were all like no, And you know,
Speaker 1: we were saying, like, you know, back then, it was
Speaker 1: like somebody was drinking, somebody was snorting coke or doing
Speaker 1: drugs or something crazy. Now the three of us are
Speaker 1: sitting there completely sober, no drugs, no alcohol, talking about
Speaker 1: our kids, being parents, school meetings and whatnot, and how
Speaker 1: we've changed. But it was it was still such a
Speaker 1: good time, you know what I mean. Yeah, Well, the
Speaker 1: key uh, the key phrase that you left out there is, uh,
Speaker 1: we're all three still alive, you know. Yeah, yeah, you know,
Speaker 1: sadly know, we try to make humor of it, right
Speaker 1: because I thought you'd have to cry about it, you know,
Speaker 1: all the friends that we've lost, you know, and and
Speaker 1: it really did decimate not only the ECW dressing room,
Speaker 1: but I mean, if you look, you know at the
Speaker 1: last twenty years of the business, how many people that
Speaker 1: we've worked with, you know, traveled the roads with, both
Speaker 1: in ECW and outside of ECW. You know, it's I
Speaker 1: guess reaching our uh our are twenty nine years old
Speaker 1: ain't so easy and wrestling, so it's it's it's nice
Speaker 1: that we can sicker room and talk about our kids
Speaker 1: and school meetings and and politics and and be sober
Speaker 1: doing it and still be here to do it. Yeah, exactly,
Speaker 1: good point, exactly, Uh, but yeah, it was. It was
Speaker 1: a great weekend. And it just goes to show you
Speaker 1: like we are we not only comedy gold, but we
Speaker 1: do still draw. Yeah, and we're all knuckles well yeah,
Speaker 1: well we're entertaining and we're having a good time. But
Speaker 1: I mean, the three of us, like I loved having
Speaker 1: you guys with me, Like the three the dynamic between
Speaker 1: the three of us was just it was awesome. And
Speaker 1: I just feel like it's such a missed opportunity not
Speaker 1: to put the guys together. You know, it's I've said
Speaker 1: it a million times, like one of us okay, but
Speaker 1: we're more of there's more value with us all together.
Speaker 1: I think we're it's more beneficial to have us as
Speaker 1: a group. So and it really was always like that,
Speaker 1: you know. E c W was the first promotion that
Speaker 1: I ever worked for the only promotion that I ever
Speaker 1: worked for that it wasn't about Shane Douglass or Francine
Speaker 1: or Sam Man or Sam Boo. It was about the
Speaker 1: group of us, put us together and the magic happened.
Speaker 1: And you know that nobody has picked up on that,
Speaker 1: to me is strange. And you know, if everybody talks
Speaker 1: about trying to have the success that the c W
Speaker 1: had and and they missed that finite point. I mean,
Speaker 1: it's so simple, it's like the nose on my face
Speaker 1: that you know, the group of us really did get along.
Speaker 1: And you know, I can't speak for the today's locker
Speaker 1: rooms a e W or uh you know, impact uh
Speaker 1: or WW for that matter. But you know, back in
Speaker 1: the day and the places that I had worked prior
Speaker 1: and after that, I never saw that magic except in
Speaker 1: acw Right. Yeah, agreed, you know, and that said, you know,
Speaker 1: just like any family, you know, we'd have our spats.
Speaker 1: You know, infamously, Sandman and I used to loathe each other.
Speaker 1: And we we found out very recently that the reason
Speaker 1: we loathed each other back then is because we're so
Speaker 1: damn much like not in personality or or you know,
Speaker 1: just but like in the day to day things like
Speaker 1: We've been sitting in the car and I'd be talking
Speaker 1: about something i'd did with Connor or Kaide and my sons,
Speaker 1: and you know, he turned out, can't shit out of here.
Speaker 1: You got to me and he does the same thing
Speaker 1: with his kids, right, and he says something I think
Speaker 1: rid in me, aren't just this And the whole trip
Speaker 1: was like this it's uh yeah, really, you know, I
Speaker 1: know it sounds like we're you know, saying it like
Speaker 1: the some tagline or something, but there really was some
Speaker 1: kind of bond between us in E. C. W. And
Speaker 1: you hate he's the cliche family, but really it was
Speaker 1: like that. You know, we we had our stats, but
Speaker 1: you know, you know, if if sam Man was getting
Speaker 1: attacked by fans as much as we didn't get along
Speaker 1: back then, you and I were out there. If I
Speaker 1: was getting attacked, we were getting attacked. Sam Man was
Speaker 1: out there with everybody else saying that we didn't pick
Speaker 1: and choose that way. So you know, you say you
Speaker 1: can pick your friends, but you can't pick your family. Yeah,
Speaker 1: well we got a chance to pick it in Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 1: And and it just proves a point how close we
Speaker 1: still are today, all of us. And and I just
Speaker 1: feel like I wish promoters would just capitalize on that
Speaker 1: more and and get us together more, because do you
Speaker 1: get this all the time somebody will say that, they'll
Speaker 1: bring your name up to me and they'll say, uh,
Speaker 1: so do you keep in touch of Frand I'm like, well, yeah,
Speaker 1: we text about fifty sixty times a week or whatever.
Speaker 1: And they're shot by that you know they're and I'm like, both, yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean, like you know they you guys have become
Speaker 1: like my closest friends since ECW and uh. And honestly,
Speaker 1: I wouldn't have had it any other way. Stupidly at
Speaker 1: the time, and I don't know if anybody else was.
Speaker 1: I was so busy focusing on the product, you know,
Speaker 1: on the character and a characterization and the gimmick with
Speaker 1: you and me that I didn't enjoy it to the
Speaker 1: Don't get me wrong, I enjoyed it, but I didn't
Speaker 1: enjoy it to the level I should have because I
Speaker 1: was so afraid, like one bad show could could do
Speaker 1: us in. And you know, it's like I was probably
Speaker 1: a bit anal back then, a bit, but you know,
Speaker 1: you know where he's right though, He's one hundred percent
Speaker 1: right because I could talk to guys who were in WWE,
Speaker 1: and they'll say, hey, have you ever heard from so
Speaker 1: and so? Because I I haven't talked to him in
Speaker 1: fifteen years or I haven't seen this guy in ten years.
Speaker 1: With you guys, you go to one show, it's like,
Speaker 1: you know, it's this bond, it's this like camaraderie, it's
Speaker 1: everything that Shange's saying, and you don't see that anywhere else.
Speaker 1: When you see a collection of people that work together,
Speaker 1: it's the weirdest thing. But you're right, Well, you know
Speaker 1: when you think of this business, you know we're putting
Speaker 1: our bodies in each other's hands, you know. So if
Speaker 1: I'm going to trust you to superplex me or power
Speaker 1: bomb fraining through a table, I don't know I can
Speaker 1: trust you. And you know you can tell me a
Speaker 1: million times that I can trust you, but that you
Speaker 1: know that that trust forges out of those relationships with
Speaker 1: us cutting up in the back, cutting up at the hotel,
Speaker 1: traveling the roads up and down together, And why that
Speaker 1: bond doesn't exist other places is a mystery to me
Speaker 1: because it really makes work. Honestly, every time I had
Speaker 1: to go to work at ECW, it was like going
Speaker 1: to playtime, Like I had a blast be as anal
Speaker 1: as I was, uh you know, he look forward to it.
Speaker 1: Never ever felt like you were punching a time clock
Speaker 1: as many of the promotions did. Right, Yeah, agreed, And
Speaker 1: like today, like if I get a flight that's at
Speaker 1: six am, I'll bitch and moon. But if it was
Speaker 1: at six am twenty years ago, I couldn't wait to
Speaker 1: get on that plane. I'd be on a free being like,
Speaker 1: oh yeah, let's go, because I was so excited for
Speaker 1: the weekend. You know. Sure, yeah, but anytime, like you know,
Speaker 1: with me now, I've said this so many times here,
Speaker 1: I pick and choose what I want to do, but
Speaker 1: if one of you guys are on the show, I'm
Speaker 1: taking the booking every time one hundred percent because I know.
Speaker 1: Number one, I know that I'm protected because you know,
Speaker 1: like you said, we are family and we look after
Speaker 1: each other. But number two, I know I'm gonna have
Speaker 1: a good time. You know, even if it's a shitty show,
Speaker 1: I'll still maybe go because you guys are there, so
Speaker 1: you know. So that's why I look forward to next
Speaker 1: year because there's already a couple of things you and
Speaker 1: I are together on and I'm excited about it. So yeah,
Speaker 1: well yeah, and you know it was not to be,
Speaker 1: you know, random motors that are listening out there, you know,
Speaker 1: the when you put us together, like you said earlier,
Speaker 1: you know, like trans scene by ourselves is gonna drawing attraction.
Speaker 1: Shane Douglas, Sam Man, any of the guys, But uh,
Speaker 1: when you put us together, there again. There's just some
Speaker 1: kind of magic that formulates the last place that that uh,
Speaker 1: the Tracy Smothers show that we were before. Yuh, like
Speaker 1: the early signing. You know when you saw the people
Speaker 1: walk by the by the table, it's just look and
Speaker 1: I've gotten used to seeing. They'll walk by the table,
Speaker 1: They'll look and they'll they'll take two or three more steps.
Speaker 1: They'll stop it and they'll look back like holy shit, Sadman,
Speaker 1: Francine and Franchiser together again. It's that connection to the fan.
Speaker 1: So I love when I get when I get I
Speaker 1: didn't know you were going to be here, and really
Speaker 1: for like months now, I don't know. Well, shows you
Speaker 1: the penetration of you know, I love when you go
Speaker 1: to these shows and I'll say what I advertise it
Speaker 1: on Facebook, I put it on. That's the free advertising
Speaker 1: that we all love. But yeah, there's a there's a
Speaker 1: couple of things next year, and I'm hoping for a
Speaker 1: couple more so. Yeah, if you're listening, we would love
Speaker 1: to work together. Uh you know for twenty twenty two.
Speaker 1: Make it happen. People do it? What are they waiting for?
Speaker 1: Let's get in the season here. Chatter and Tranny are
Speaker 1: you guys set for Christmas. We are. I'm dressed for
Speaker 1: Christmas right now. I'm in a festive holiday outfit and
Speaker 1: i have my presence wrapped and I'm ready to go.
Speaker 1: And you're not going to change so the me. You're right,
Speaker 1: that's what I just said. I'm going to sleep in
Speaker 1: this outfit for the next week and a half, cook clean,
Speaker 1: and uh yes, be merry. So I'm I'm set. How
Speaker 1: about you? Yeah, of course I'm wearing the same thing
Speaker 1: Francina is today, So you know, I'm allus looks very
Speaker 1: ample and yes, my bosom is looking quite nice. Now.
Speaker 1: I'm already Shane, you know me with the two little
Speaker 1: wild nuts running around here, We're we're all set to go,
Speaker 1: just wanting to get it on the road. Yeah, well,
Speaker 1: here's what you guys have to look forward to. Like mine,
Speaker 1: my boys are sixteen and twenty now, and they're at
Speaker 1: that age where it's like impossible to buy some of them.
Speaker 1: You know, they don't. I asked my younger son like
Speaker 1: five times, what do you what do you need? I
Speaker 1: don't need any of that? So what do you want?
Speaker 1: I don't want anything? Ye Jesus, Like, give me some
Speaker 1: ins there Yeah, it's horrible age sixteen and twenty as
Speaker 1: far as Christmas goes, because I'm I'm one of those
Speaker 1: guys that won't just go out and buy a car
Speaker 1: that says Happy Birthday. It's going to be the right card,
Speaker 1: it's going to be the right car. Great gifts, and
Speaker 1: uh so I've been on the goose chase and I
Speaker 1: still have a boatload of stuff to do. I'm not
Speaker 1: even I'm not even decorated yet. Oh no, yeah ah,
Speaker 1: I was decorated before resid. I was. My trees were up,
Speaker 1: my outside done, my inside done. Good Lord, you better
Speaker 1: put some pep in your stuck. Your tree is going
Speaker 1: to be dead by Christmas, right and dropped. Both my
Speaker 1: trees are fake. So no, I don't do the real
Speaker 1: tree thing because I hate the smell and I don't
Speaker 1: like those little pine needles everywhere. Yeah, but I'll get it.
Speaker 1: I'll get it done, and then the best part will
Speaker 1: be in March. My tree will still be up. Because
Speaker 1: of that. That's another thing. If your trees up pissed
Speaker 1: January second, get out of my life. I can't the
Speaker 1: same with the decorations outside. Pet Peeve, take your ship down.
Speaker 1: I can't deal with it. No, gotta take it down here.
Speaker 1: Everybody see which one of us is the loose one
Speaker 1: and which one is the anal one? Now loose? How
Speaker 1: dare you call me loose? Well, it depends on the
Speaker 1: way you're losing using context, the context loose. No, I
Speaker 1: don't like it. Pissed December second or January second. I can't,
Speaker 1: it's too much. Get it down. I don't want to
Speaker 1: see it anymore. You know, I'm with you. I just
Speaker 1: don't have the time to do it. So when you're
Speaker 1: when you're the bachelor, everything's on your plate. You do it.
Speaker 1: When you do it, and you don't do it, it
Speaker 1: doesn't get done. Listen, you're a bachelor yet I have
Speaker 1: fifty million people living in my house and I'm still
Speaker 1: getting it done. So you tell me no excuse, no excuse.
Speaker 1: Moving on. You'rely twenty seven, right right, he's been twenty
Speaker 1: nine for five years? Exactly did Santa Claus bring you
Speaker 1: something to the old franchise lair? Not yet, but uh
Speaker 1: a lookout thumb. Pass the stuff down with the bought
Speaker 1: of the fireplace. So when it comes to have a
Speaker 1: little extreme surprise, bard wire lacing the chimney so he
Speaker 1: gets a little a little scratch as he goes down.
Speaker 1: It be on the lookout as all, I'll say, just
Speaker 1: keep keep an eye on Santa Claus's postal deliveries. Oh Nicety,
Speaker 1: All right, well, have you hit any deer lately? Is
Speaker 1: it all good? There? Are we good? Don't even get
Speaker 1: me to start no deer deer going on? Yeah for
Speaker 1: it for everybody out there. The Uh, Santa's gonna have
Speaker 1: trouble getting his sleigh off the off the runway this
Speaker 1: year because I've hit five deer in seven years and
Speaker 1: I'm really begin to dislike these things. Uh, you need
Speaker 1: to move, sir, new gimmick or the deer hunter. I
Speaker 1: just stopped down the shop today. The car is just
Speaker 1: about gun so hopefully after this weekend. But yeah, it's
Speaker 1: uh real pain in the neck. It's uh, I think
Speaker 1: I've figured it out. I've got thirty six thousand dollars
Speaker 1: in damage over the wow five hits, So Christ damn
Speaker 1: and thank god the ensure companies don't don't raise your
Speaker 1: rates based on that. But yeah, that's in the infinite
Speaker 1: wisdom of government. They've decided in Pennsylvania to every year
Speaker 1: restrict the number of deer that hunters can get, and
Speaker 1: so well. Between my house and the Pittsburgh Airport is
Speaker 1: twenty three miles. In that twenty three miles, there's about
Speaker 1: nine deer dead laying on the side of the road.
Speaker 1: So at least nine vehicles have been wiped out. So oh,
Speaker 1: let the hunters get ten deer each. They need to
Speaker 1: put birth control in those doughs. Are they multip I'm
Speaker 1: telling you, well, who's producing all these deer out there?
Speaker 1: Come on now, stop screwing and get some birth control
Speaker 1: if you have to screw That's what I say. That's amazing.
Speaker 1: They're so irresponsible to these deer. I know, God, just
Speaker 1: think of others with you. Good? Yeah, I had two,
Speaker 1: you had two. We stopped right there. Oh good, well, no,
Speaker 1: I want it five. I told you last three weeks ago.
Speaker 1: I'd like another baby. But that's not going to happen.
Speaker 1: I know in the overall scheme of things that two
Speaker 1: pretty good boys as far as like the craziness stuff goes.
Speaker 1: I was talking to the the other day and she
Speaker 1: she said it, and I agree, Thank god, there's not
Speaker 1: a third one coming up. Between the grades and the
Speaker 1: school and staying on top of all that and the
Speaker 1: way the world is today it's insane. Yeah, I know,
Speaker 1: we can't. We can't even get into that on here.
Speaker 1: That's that's not that's for another time, but that's our
Speaker 1: TXT messages. But we you know, we wanted to catch
Speaker 1: up with you and uh, you know, see what was
Speaker 1: going on in the world of the franchise. And I
Speaker 1: wish you a merry Christmas and not like I won't
Speaker 1: talk to you again, but you know I will. And
Speaker 1: and one thing I do have to say. He calls
Speaker 1: me a dork every day, Yes, I do, because I
Speaker 1: send him pictures of me from the snapchat and he
Speaker 1: loves it. You love my pictures. Yeah, it's hilarious, but
Speaker 1: like it's so dorky it's yeah, but I caught you
Speaker 1: with glasses. Goate's the rock yesterday, Rantine is the rock.
Speaker 1: Where are the antlers? I haven't seen any of the
Speaker 1: Well that's close to the Christmas I have one. I'm
Speaker 1: saving it. I snap a bunch of them and then
Speaker 1: I just you know, I have them in my camera roll.
Speaker 1: And then every day I send Shane a nice picture
Speaker 1: of myself. Yeah, very nice. I text her something like
Speaker 1: we're political and like with some comment to it, and
Speaker 1: she sends me a picture back of the rock or
Speaker 1: I want it in the mood because he tends to
Speaker 1: me a little heavy sometimes. See. Let me just most
Speaker 1: girls send like you know, hopless picks or picks of
Speaker 1: their JJ's. I send a pick of me as the
Speaker 1: rock because you know that's what I do. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: don't send like Moudi picks. I sent me as like
Speaker 1: you know, an Elvis impersonator or like a dry queen.
Speaker 1: That's me. That's what I do. And every single time,
Speaker 1: when did that work? Transform? Because it used to? I remember, Yeah,
Speaker 1: cooch JJ, uh cookie, there's a million terms for it.
Speaker 1: It identifies as. Now that's that's the correct term is VIJJ. Yes.
Speaker 1: But uh, all right, So you need to get back
Speaker 1: out there and start shopping and uh not hitting deer
Speaker 1: and being safe and tell Moose to book us together
Speaker 1: because twenty twenty two is my fifteen Fabulous tour and
Speaker 1: it might be it might be my last year. So
Speaker 1: I'm taking I'm taking almost everything thrown at me unless
Speaker 1: it's really shitty, then I'm going to pass. But Shane
Speaker 1: I suggested she do the Kiss fiftieth Fabulous Tour, where
Speaker 1: the tour continues for many years past the fifty, but
Speaker 1: it's still the fifteenth fabulous either way to the Aga
Speaker 1: d of here. For anybody that hasn't seen the Kids,
Speaker 1: the final the quote unquote Final Kiss Tour, go out
Speaker 1: and see it because it's incredible. Doesn't a disservice, but
Speaker 1: it's an incredible show. Well if if if I'm seventy
Speaker 1: six wearing my high heels and my uh sea through dresses,
Speaker 1: something's wrong with me, So God bless kiss. Remember when
Speaker 1: Carol Burnett used to make and it's a full time
Speaker 1: was Carol Burnett used to make used to do the
Speaker 1: imitation of what was the the yeah? Oh yeah yeah,
Speaker 1: would have like a raw on with two orgins. Yes,
Speaker 1: I told you. I told you. At Russell Kate, I
Speaker 1: was charro because of my dress remember the two oranges?
Speaker 1: Hell no, hell to the No, that will not for me. No,
Speaker 1: it's bad enough. I'm out there now. So yeah, And
Speaker 1: I said I would never work Ringside again. I got
Speaker 1: booked for Ringside. It's not until June and we can't
Speaker 1: announce it yet, but something's something to heavy is coming
Speaker 1: in June. Oh boy, oh god. We'll tell news to
Speaker 1: get on that because uh, I'm ready, but thank you, yes,
Speaker 1: crack that with but I will talk to you again,
Speaker 1: I'm sure. But until we do, stay safe and thank
Speaker 1: you for checking in with us. Yeah, you guys, do
Speaker 1: all your listeners out the happy holidays, Mary Christ, happy Honica,
Speaker 1: all that have a great one and everybody pay all right, Shane,
Speaker 1: thank you for calling water Buddy, you guys, bye, there
Speaker 1: you go the franchise. I this poont See like you
Speaker 1: two being out at the same time makes me feel
Speaker 1: like the most thankful person in the world because I
Speaker 1: love the fact that I get to like be a
Speaker 1: part of this little world on both sides of it
Speaker 1: and as a as a fan growing up and what
Speaker 1: we do now it is, especially this time of the year,
Speaker 1: it is it's awesome. So I love it. You know,
Speaker 1: it's great because you know, we were so close and
Speaker 1: then we had that little tiff and for a couple
Speaker 1: of years we didn't even speak to each other, and
Speaker 1: then he booked me for his that show and that
Speaker 1: night we just, you know, we didn't even hash things out.
Speaker 1: It was kind of like we just started where we
Speaker 1: left off before we had the misunderstanding, and and it's
Speaker 1: been great ever since. And I'm really happy that he's
Speaker 1: back in my life because he is such He's a
Speaker 1: good friend and a good colleague and a good Family's
Speaker 1: my family, you know, him and and the guys, they're
Speaker 1: my family, yeah, and my extended family, so to speak.
Speaker 1: And I'm just I'm really this sounds so stupid and corny,
Speaker 1: but I'm really blessed that I have people that I
Speaker 1: can one hundred trust in my life like that, you
Speaker 1: know what I mean. I know who I can trust
Speaker 1: in this business, and he's one of the guys that
Speaker 1: I can trust. So that makes me happy that you
Speaker 1: feel that way. I hope the fans feel that way
Speaker 1: when they see us together, because it is a genuine
Speaker 1: love for one another. I'm very very happy that that
Speaker 1: he's still in my life. For you now, very cool,
Speaker 1: it's very cool. It's a it's a great time, and
Speaker 1: he's he's still got so much left to offer in
Speaker 1: the wrestling business. A lot of us do. I mean,
Speaker 1: we can't go like we used to, believe me, but
Speaker 1: there there's there's still something there with this group and
Speaker 1: this crew, and it's special and I think people just
Speaker 1: need to capitalize on it sooner than later because the
Speaker 1: time is now. Yes, no, that is that is the truth. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's always a good time when we're together. And throw
Speaker 1: hack into the mix and oh my god, what a
Speaker 1: weekend that was. So again, thank you to Chad from
Speaker 1: Music City Toys for for having us and hopefully twenty
Speaker 1: twenty two brings more for for all of us. Very true.
Speaker 1: All right, well, let's talk about what we got going
Speaker 1: on on Patreon this week before we say goodbye I
Speaker 1: Do as we get to record the next I did
Speaker 1: well you miss Francois des franchise. We're going to start
Speaker 1: off the week by looking at and this is great
Speaker 1: Christmas Morning horror stories. I could only imagine poor people
Speaker 1: go through. It's not going to be Santa Claus and
Speaker 1: presence and stockings and all that stuff. It's gonna be
Speaker 1: calamity and chaos and probably a little bit of do
Speaker 1: do throw them there as well. I bet it's a
Speaker 1: lot of do good time. We're gonna have our Patreon
Speaker 1: member and good buddy pat join us to do yat
Speaker 1: a quiz of are you on the naughty or nice list? Well,
Speaker 1: I think I might be on the naughty list. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna read the question to you guys, and I'm gonna
Speaker 1: have them on two screens. I'm gonna tally your answers,
Speaker 1: and then at the end I will reveal if you
Speaker 1: guys are on the naughty or nice list. Oh okay,
Speaker 1: so you're going to keep track of our answers. Correct, Yep,
Speaker 1: we don't have to. Nope, you just got to be
Speaker 1: right in front looking at me and then for the
Speaker 1: watch along. This is a nice little one. It's just
Speaker 1: funny because it's leading into Christmas. It'll be two days
Speaker 1: before Christmas when this episode drops. We're gonna look at
Speaker 1: Christmas wishes from the nineteen eighty three WWF Superstars. I
Speaker 1: love all of this old stuff that you pull, like
Speaker 1: I love like the super Bowl Shuffle, like all those
Speaker 1: are old old time anything, wres Rock, Rumble, Wressel Rock, Rubble,
Speaker 1: super Bowl Show, whatever the hell it was called. All
Speaker 1: this old stuff that you pull. My favorite so far
Speaker 1: was the one where Kurt Henning and Scott Hall were
Speaker 1: out of the pool, yes and the speedos and then
Speaker 1: the girls pushed them back in. That was great. That
Speaker 1: kind of stuff pops me because I don't remember seeing it,
Speaker 1: so I'm sure I've never seen this one either. With
Speaker 1: this is no. This is a rare one. This is
Speaker 1: this has only been out for like recirculating the last
Speaker 1: few years in its gimmick glory of nineteen eighty three
Speaker 1: where everything was still hush hosh k fabe and a
Speaker 1: very young Vincent Kennedy McMahon. Oh, well, can't be his
Speaker 1: dad probably had to think of it. There's no way
Speaker 1: he would do something this night, really, Okay, So I'm
Speaker 1: excited about that. That's our watch along. If you want
Speaker 1: to follow me, it's Chad E and B on Twitter
Speaker 1: and IB Exclusives on Instagram, website, Ibexclusives dot com. Come
Speaker 1: check out the Triple Threat podcast with the franchise and
Speaker 1: myself and John from the tou May Power Trip. We
Speaker 1: do the Triple Threat thing, you know that every week
Speaker 1: on a Russo brand and New Generation Declassified uh taking
Speaker 1: you back in time. I spotlighted the show from the
Speaker 1: Monday night Roy you attended, but I did the whole
Speaker 1: TV taping this past week, so yes, and I retweeted
Speaker 1: it for you. So hopefully that brought some listeners. Thank
Speaker 1: you good. If you want to follow me across the
Speaker 1: border on social media, you can find me at ECWDVA Francine.
Speaker 1: I just did some cameos for Christmas. Let's do some more.
Speaker 1: If you're interested, I'll Dondie outfit again. I'll be happy
Speaker 1: to do some more. The link to purchase is on
Speaker 1: my Twitter page. We just want to thank everybody for
Speaker 1: another great year here on Eyes Up Here. Always a
Speaker 1: pleasure working next to this guy, even though I might
Speaker 1: ras him a little bit, but we have become good
Speaker 1: friends and I'm thankful for everything. All the effort and
Speaker 1: support you've given me is great, and for what you
Speaker 1: do for the show. So I want to say thank
Speaker 1: you to you and thank you to the listeners, because
Speaker 1: without you there is no US. So Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays,
Speaker 1: and with that that is a wrap.