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Speaker 1: I'm Bradley Johnson. What's one eight hundred duy away. Not

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Speaker 1: getting behind the wheel after drinking is the best choice,

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Speaker 1: But if you're pulled over, the next best choice it's

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Speaker 1: to call one eight hundred duy away on the twenties

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Speaker 1: tell me I'm moving ninety two point five. Hello, Hey,

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Speaker 1: this is Seth. I just want to make sure you're okay.

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Speaker 1: Who Seth. I'm just worried about you. I want to

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Speaker 1: make sure all right, Seth? Who I follow you on Twitter?

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Speaker 1: You haven't updated your Twitter in like a day, so

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Speaker 1: you know I was really concerned. Wait a minute, I

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Speaker 1: don't know you, right, I mean we've never met. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: but I follow you on Twitter, so we're online friends.

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Speaker 1: Just because you follow somebody on Twitter doesn't mean that

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Speaker 1: you're online friends. And we're certainly not real friends. So

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Speaker 1: I need your tweets to get through the day. Like

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Speaker 1: you're hilarious, Like when you tweeted about the debate when

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Speaker 1: you said I wish Obama and Romney would just hug

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Speaker 1: it out. I was dying laughing. It was so funny. Hello,

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Speaker 1: it's Seth again. I think we got disconnected. I was

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Speaker 1: talking to you about your tweets what the dude, I

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Speaker 1: don't know who you are or why do you think

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Speaker 1: it's okay to call me? But this is up and

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Speaker 1: it's not cool. Don't you care about your followers? Are

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Speaker 1: you serious? When I called Kim Kardashian after she hadn't

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Speaker 1: tweeted in a day, she wouldn't treat me like this,

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Speaker 1: she was nice. Oh my god, you are crazy. The

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Speaker 1: other day when you said I spilled coffee on my

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Speaker 1: shirt before my morning meeting. Looks like someone's getting devoted,

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Speaker 1: and then you hashtagged it with clumsy, it was so funny.

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Speaker 1: I was dying having and then now you're dreaming like this.

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Speaker 1: That was so funny. You're the funniest on Twitter. Are

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Speaker 1: you like talking people and finding them online? Oh? Maybe

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Speaker 1: I am a little bit. You are crazy. You left

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Speaker 1: me eight voicemails and the only reason I answered my

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Speaker 1: phone was so I could be sure I had your

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Speaker 1: numbers so I can call the phone. Cock. Wait wait, wait, wait,

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Speaker 1: I will leave you alone. I promise. If I can

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Speaker 1: just talk to you for one more second, I'll go away.

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Speaker 1: I promise. What you know that tweet that you posted

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Speaker 1: with the picture of the leaves outside your house talking

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Speaker 1: about how cool Fall is. Yeah, I just had a

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Speaker 1: question because you obviously like Fall. Will you come to

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Speaker 1: Thanksgiving dinner with me and my family? Okay, I'm calling. Wait,

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Speaker 1: don't hang up. Don't hang up yet. This is actually

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Speaker 1: Jewel from Brook and Jewel in the morning. I'm moving

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Speaker 1: ninety two point five doing a phone tap on you.

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Speaker 1: I don't get it. It's a joke. Your cousin Shelley

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Speaker 1: set you up. Okay, hilarious. Were you nervous or something? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's not funny. Where are you getting mad at me again?

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Speaker 1: You're so angry. Good. I'm glad you thought it was funny.

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Speaker 1: Wake up every morning with Jubil phone taps weekday mornings

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Speaker 1: on the twenties two point five