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Speaker 1: Mmmm, oh my gosh.

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Speaker 2: Yes, welcome to adulting everybody.

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Speaker 3: I'm Anna Shelba to other Jordan Carlos, he sounds like

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Speaker 3: he's touching his toes.

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Speaker 1: He's not.

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Speaker 3: He's rubbing his eyes. He's smiling, he's got dimples.

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Speaker 2: It's really great. You're on vacation, You're having fun. How

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Speaker 2: does it feel?

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Speaker 1: It feels really good.

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Speaker 2: Are you a carry on? Are you checking in?

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Speaker 1: What are you doing? You know? Me?

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Speaker 4: Yes, I bring a bag with nothing in it, yes,

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Speaker 4: and I fill it later with my wife's purchases.

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Speaker 1: When I want a vacation with Michelle.

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Speaker 4: I brought a bag that got roasted because there was

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Speaker 4: literally nothing, and I checked in the bag.

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Speaker 2: We all checked in bags because we like options.

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Speaker 3: We're going to the Mediterranean, We're gonna be on a boat,

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Speaker 3: we're gonna be stopping at islands.

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Speaker 2: I love that you're able to wear the same pair

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Speaker 2: of shorts every day.

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Speaker 1: Yes, we are not.

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Speaker 2: So he basically had like a carry on bag. I'm like, oh,

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Speaker 2: where's the rest of it? He's like, this is it?

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Speaker 3: And you packed for like a week or was it

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Speaker 3: ten days? The night before? I mean I am laying

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Speaker 2: Days in advance.

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Speaker 3: I am trying on outfits. I'm figuring out what sandals

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Speaker 3: I'm not that bitch when we're all out doing a

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Speaker 3: four hour tour, being like my feet hurt. Slow down,

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Speaker 3: And I tell you what, I still fucked myself because

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Speaker 3: on that vacation we were at a very adorable, quaint,

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Speaker 2: It was giving hipster atrium and whoa.

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Speaker 1: Oh man, I'm doing it, Jordan, I'm going there.

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Speaker 3: And I'm like, we leave the coffee shop and I'm like,

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Speaker 3: ow does someone pitch my butt?

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Speaker 2: I thought a bee stung me. I'm like, oh, wait

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Speaker 3: It starts to feel personal, just like a bunch of

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Speaker 2: I look over, yo, bitch backed up into a cactus.

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Speaker 1: I remember that you had to change out of your

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Speaker 2: I had to go back to the hotel to change,

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Speaker 2: and then we went to the what was the acropolis?

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Speaker 1: The acropolis?

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Speaker 2: Yes, we had to go to the acropolis.

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Speaker 1: Oh no, don't don't tell the story.

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Speaker 3: When you vacation with black nerds, all they want to

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Speaker 3: do is learn learn, Learn, Learn Learn. I want to

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Speaker 3: learn about the new cocktail that Athens has to offer.

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Speaker 1: What are you talking about?

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Speaker 4: Okay, listen, if you go to the Acropolis, it's one

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Speaker 4: of the seven winners of the world, the ancient world?

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Speaker 2: Do you have to I mean, like, so is my

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Speaker 1: Next. Let's just say Michelle did not have a good

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Speaker 1: time at the Acropolis.

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Speaker 3: Well, we couldn't get in because we had to buy

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Speaker 2: It is still COVID technically, but this was like at.

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Speaker 3: The Height, yes, and so you had to buy tickets

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Speaker 2: And so I'm already in pain.

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Speaker 3: It's hot, we're walking up, it's giving forty days, forty nights,

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Speaker 3: First Testament, and I'm not in the mood. Okay, And

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Speaker 3: we get there and this guy won't let us in.

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Speaker 3: loses his temper. The one he does, that's when you

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Speaker 3: I mean everybody was chafing, that's how hot it was.

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Speaker 3: It was a dry heat, even though none of us

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Speaker 2: You understand. It was giving Duncan hines moist.

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Speaker 3: Okay, it was giving angel food cake my mom no

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Speaker 4: Is it?

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Speaker 2: Or is it natural?

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Speaker 1: Okay? A couple things.

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Speaker 4: First of all, I have to say, yes, what was

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Speaker 1: Okay, because the Acropolis is.

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Speaker 4: The super bowl of nerd dumb all right, It's like history, buffs,

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Speaker 4: there's nothing bigger, baby, there's nothing bigger.

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Speaker 1: Please. And then I look.

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Speaker 4: Behind me and they're like, we can't get in, And

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Speaker 4: I was like oh, my god, my son or my daughter,

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Speaker 4: then I was like, I will pay. I don't know

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Speaker 4: if y'all remember this, but I was like, we will

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Speaker 3: We were like, no, that's not the point. When husband

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Speaker 3: that is not the point. We're not gonna give more

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Speaker 3: But he was also like a low key dick to everybody.

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Speaker 3: He was like, I know it's hot, but get another

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Speaker 3: Like he's like over here, No, it was giving like

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Speaker 2: I just had a whole cactus up my ass and

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Speaker 2: I'm out here fucking trying.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean you weren't listen. Y'all were trying your best,

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Speaker 4: That's true, and I love that, right or wrong, you

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Speaker 1: And I love that in a couple. Yeah. I love

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Speaker 3: That's one thing we learned about each other early on

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Speaker 3: have a united front. I will always have your back,

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Speaker 3: you have mine. Now, this is like obviously a different situation,

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Speaker 3: but we both were like, we're not even gonna enjoy

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Speaker 2: So what we're gonna do is do something.

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Speaker 3: And it was a couple of trips, so it was

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Speaker 3: and you guys were like, it was amazing. I'm like,

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Speaker 3: actually would have been whack if you guys were like,

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, you hear my Do you hear my doorbell?

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Speaker 1: That means our guest is here? Yes?

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Speaker 2: Oh my goodness. You're getting good at this. Oh man,

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Speaker 2: what can we say about this?

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Speaker 1: Next guest? Give me a couple of lanies. I get good.

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Speaker 1: H He's a friend of the pod, he's a father.

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Speaker 4: Yes, he is a successful documentarian, big time comedian.

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Speaker 3: He's always either coming back from tour about to go

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Speaker 1: Yeah, please give it up for the one and only

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Speaker 1: hurri Conda Bulut. Hi good it is.

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Speaker 5: Hello, How are you, Bud?

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Speaker 1: First of all, congratulations, you have some of the best

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Speaker 1: hair in the business, Hurriys. I don't know if you

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Speaker 4: I know that.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, Oh my god, are we starting out like that?

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Speaker 3: Olast time I the last time I saw you. I

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Speaker 3: think you came to my meet ball party with your family. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: there was so much happening that, like we didn't get

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Speaker 6: It was fun, Oh my god, it was so much.

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Speaker 6: It was also just fun to like be in New

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Speaker 6: to live, it's just really nice to like your home

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Speaker 6: offered a much needed escape, I think to me and

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Speaker 6: probably a lot of people for that afternoon.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, I love that. Please come back. You know,

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Speaker 2: third job that nobody asks for. Now.

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Speaker 3: I know why white people are just always mad at

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Speaker 3: each other because they have to like take care of

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Speaker 3: this hat. Like, I know why the fights go on

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Speaker 3: for too long. They have too much space to like

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Speaker 3: go off.

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Speaker 5: That's cool that you have empathy for that.

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Speaker 3: It was fun thing I want to do. I you

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Speaker 3: call myself an empathetic pimp, which might be the name

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Speaker 3: of my next.

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Speaker 1: Book, Hympathetic Pimp.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's an empathetic pimp.

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Speaker 1: Is that pimpathetic? What's going on? It is? Now?

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Speaker 2: What is going on for? How is your how is

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Speaker 2: your kid?

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Speaker 4: What?

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Speaker 1: Like?

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Speaker 2: What's your kid doing?

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Speaker 1: Now?

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Speaker 5: What are you doing now?

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Speaker 3: So like sometimes it's great too, but it's very interesting

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Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, yeah, you know what I mean.

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Speaker 6: This new special is more balanced. I think vacation maybe

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Speaker 6: And you know, it's that weird thing where I'm still

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Speaker 5: Been really hard.

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Speaker 6: And also for the kid, I don't know if you

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 6: Oh, I said something on a podcast recently that I'm

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Speaker 5: And I'm still friends with the people, and.

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Speaker 2: I don't know why what You're still friend that's the

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Speaker 6: Well, I mean, I mean I'm still like, I don't

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Speaker 5: But how that thing imploded in my face.

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Speaker 6: The basic story is Date one discovered Date two because

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Speaker 1: Double booked.

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Speaker 5: Like Seattle's a small city.

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Speaker 3: It doesn't matter what the city doesn't If there's a

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Speaker 3: season two of Beef, this is it.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, this is the set it off moment. That's wild.

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Speaker 6: It was one of those moments where I'm like, oh, wow,

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Speaker 1: Listen, listen, you're a red blooded person. You're out here.

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Speaker 2: There's millions of people in New York. The odds are

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Speaker 5: Again, it was in New York. If it was New York,

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Speaker 2: Yes one hunt. That's why you were like, what are

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Speaker 1: Yeah, but now we know.

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Speaker 3: So this is so interesting that you were ring this

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Speaker 3: how you probably teach yourself and others. And you know

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Speaker 5: Like say something in terms of like it affecting family, right, right.

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Speaker 3: Right, but like you've been like, I feel like you're

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Speaker 3: We were performing in Vermont together one time someone heckled you,

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Speaker 3: I was like, this is you just got to listen

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Speaker 5: I remember this.

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Speaker 2: Do you remember that?

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Speaker 6: I remember it was a bit that felt like I

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Speaker 6: I ended up getting down on one knee and singing

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Speaker 1: Capernick, see how you're doing it? Dang? What part of

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Speaker 6: It was you know, people from outside of cities, from

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Oh, they came for the truffle fries and stayed state

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Speaker 4: Let me ask you a question, and just on this topic.

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Speaker 4: but do you invite heck not invite him, but like

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Speaker 1: Or like do you get anything off of it? What

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Speaker 6: I mean, Honestly, as I'm getting older, I enjoy that

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Speaker 6: to say the name of the club. It's a really

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Speaker 6: good club. But like I got heckled every single night,

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Speaker 6: returning serve. Like I just kind of knocked And to

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Speaker 5: This is the whole range over the weekend.

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Speaker 2: Saverna Williams of like the complex let's go.

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Speaker 6: The frat boys they catch, the rat party, the drunken

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Speaker 6: And I just knocked everybody back, and afterwards, I remember

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Speaker 6: I'm like, it's not incredible. That's not supposed to happen,

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Speaker 6: Like this isn't what I came for. Like I'm I'm

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Speaker 3: Yes, just because I can do it doesn't mean I

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Speaker 3: it's a kiki we go home, you know what I mean? Like,

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Speaker 2: Is that what you want? This emotional osteoporosis?

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Speaker 3: No, why do they think that? And it's just like,

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Speaker 2: Everyone felt like it was okay to heckle, and it's

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Speaker 2: just like it's not.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's just not.

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Speaker 6: But you're so good at Michelle, like both inviting conversation

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Speaker 6: and returning serve I've always been impressed by how you

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Speaker 6: even if they're interrupting, you find a way to win

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Speaker 5: And it's it's really impressive.

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Speaker 1: Thank you.

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Speaker 3: It really is like being the only child and just

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Speaker 2: But like you know, it's it's the sugar versus vinegar,

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Speaker 2: Like I'm gonna let.

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Speaker 3: You know you're an asshole, but also like, yeah, you're

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Speaker 3: not a bad person, you're an asshole.

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna keep it moving.

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Speaker 3: And also I went to three different high schools, so

449
00:18:44,640 --> 00:18:46,760
Speaker 3: it was always this handshake of just like what's up,

450
00:18:46,920 --> 00:18:49,320
Speaker 3: I'm here to have fun, I am nice, don't fuck

451
00:18:49,400 --> 00:18:50,960
Speaker 3: with me, right, and we.

452
00:18:51,000 --> 00:18:51,639
Speaker 2: Could be friends?

453
00:18:51,720 --> 00:18:53,000
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, you know what I mean.

454
00:18:53,080 --> 00:18:55,720
Speaker 2: And so that was just like a crazy lesson that

455
00:18:55,760 --> 00:18:56,359
Speaker 2: I didn't even know.

456
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Speaker 3: I learned to like end up huh right, I didn't

457
00:19:02,240 --> 00:19:07,679
Speaker 3: even know that at all, But heckling y'all see if

458
00:19:07,680 --> 00:19:09,359
Speaker 3: people listening to the podcast, I know you guys go

459
00:19:09,440 --> 00:19:11,760
Speaker 3: to comedy shows, and I know you guys are.

460
00:19:11,760 --> 00:19:15,480
Speaker 2: Thinking that something is clever and you really want to

461
00:19:15,560 --> 00:19:18,520
Speaker 2: say it. You don't have to. It's not how a

462
00:19:18,600 --> 00:19:19,240
Speaker 2: show works.

463
00:19:19,840 --> 00:19:22,959
Speaker 4: Well, we've been all the more invited by the Internet

464
00:19:23,040 --> 00:19:25,360
Speaker 4: to do so, right because of all the crowd work

465
00:19:25,480 --> 00:19:26,200
Speaker 4: videos out there.

466
00:19:26,560 --> 00:19:27,679
Speaker 1: People really believe and.

467
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Speaker 4: I was just talking to one of my in laws

468
00:19:30,480 --> 00:19:34,399
Speaker 4: and they really think that comedy shows are just about

469
00:19:34,800 --> 00:19:37,360
Speaker 4: interacting with the audience now that it's just a town hall.

470
00:19:37,760 --> 00:19:39,560
Speaker 2: No, stop posting those videos.

471
00:19:39,800 --> 00:19:41,240
Speaker 1: I know, but it's just like a chicken and an

472
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Speaker 1: egg thing.

473
00:19:41,840 --> 00:19:42,240
Speaker 2: No it's not.

474
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Speaker 1: No, it's not, No, it's not I'm guilty. I've posted them.

475
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Speaker 2: I know that's mainly for you, just kidding.

476
00:19:50,520 --> 00:19:52,600
Speaker 6: Let's say you go to see Beyonce. You're not gonna mosh.

477
00:19:52,840 --> 00:19:55,159
Speaker 6: But the other comps that I went to people were mashing.

478
00:19:55,400 --> 00:19:57,359
Speaker 6: I'm like, yeah, it's a different kind of thing. And

479
00:19:57,440 --> 00:19:59,720
Speaker 6: it's the same thing with what kind of comedian, isn't

480
00:19:59,760 --> 00:20:01,359
Speaker 6: What are the the saying are they into it or not?

481
00:20:01,560 --> 00:20:03,439
Speaker 6: Like it's such a variable. But people are like, well,

482
00:20:03,520 --> 00:20:05,440
Speaker 6: this is how I do it and this is what

483
00:20:05,640 --> 00:20:08,520
Speaker 6: I've seen, and it makes the show better. And it's

484
00:20:08,560 --> 00:20:10,520
Speaker 6: hard to say it doesn't make the show better when

485
00:20:10,560 --> 00:20:12,320
Speaker 6: they see clips that like, wow, that probably made the

486
00:20:12,320 --> 00:20:12,760
Speaker 6: show better.

487
00:20:13,040 --> 00:20:15,480
Speaker 4: Yeah, every show has to be unique, you know, and

488
00:20:15,600 --> 00:20:18,720
Speaker 4: it will be because you don't say the jokes exactly

489
00:20:18,880 --> 00:20:21,800
Speaker 4: like you said them the night before, whatever it is

490
00:20:21,880 --> 00:20:24,560
Speaker 4: the earlier show. It's just going to be different because

491
00:20:25,119 --> 00:20:28,040
Speaker 4: you're different, you know, and the audience is different. So

492
00:20:28,760 --> 00:20:31,840
Speaker 4: how you choose to deliver that more or less will

493
00:20:31,920 --> 00:20:35,199
Speaker 4: make the difference. But sometimes when people interrupt, sometimes when

494
00:20:35,240 --> 00:20:37,680
Speaker 4: people have something to say, sometimes you ask a question

495
00:20:37,760 --> 00:20:40,719
Speaker 4: which leads to a bit you know, right, that can

496
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Speaker 4: definitely like change things up.

497
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Speaker 3: I understand that, but like, look, I hate to be

498
00:20:45,800 --> 00:20:47,439
Speaker 3: that old bit should be like it's the Internet.

499
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Speaker 2: I don't know what it is. Maybe it isn't in

500
00:20:49,119 --> 00:20:52,359
Speaker 2: it people feel way too comfortable.

501
00:20:52,600 --> 00:20:52,800
Speaker 1: Yep.

502
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Speaker 3: Nowadays there could be a little respect on it, you know. Yeah,

503
00:20:57,119 --> 00:21:01,240
Speaker 3: for privacy, personal space. I already have a mother in law,

504
00:21:01,359 --> 00:21:03,960
Speaker 3: I have a lot of big aunties. I get enough

505
00:21:04,040 --> 00:21:07,320
Speaker 3: opinions from bitches like I'm good on it, like you

506
00:21:07,400 --> 00:21:10,120
Speaker 3: ain't gonna help me, Like I'm out here forty five

507
00:21:10,240 --> 00:21:12,920
Speaker 3: going on forty six, got twins, two dogs, a mortgage,

508
00:21:13,200 --> 00:21:14,080
Speaker 3: highly therapies.

509
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Speaker 2: You ain't gonna help.

510
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Speaker 5: Me, bitch, you a check.

511
00:21:17,880 --> 00:21:20,760
Speaker 3: If you're writing a check, that you're helping. But if

512
00:21:20,800 --> 00:21:22,320
Speaker 3: you ain't writing to check, you ain't helping me. I

513
00:21:22,359 --> 00:21:24,040
Speaker 3: don't need you to tell me what you think.

514
00:21:24,720 --> 00:21:27,960
Speaker 5: Oh, bitch, as a parent, do you view it differently?

515
00:21:28,040 --> 00:21:32,119
Speaker 6: Because for me, I have like both sympathy and anger

516
00:21:32,240 --> 00:21:36,280
Speaker 6: with heckling, because you know the anger comes from in part, like, yo,

517
00:21:36,440 --> 00:21:39,800
Speaker 6: these people are paying thirty bucks, they're paying for drinks,

518
00:21:39,840 --> 00:21:42,000
Speaker 6: a night out. This might be their one night out

519
00:21:42,040 --> 00:21:44,600
Speaker 6: plus the Babysit are costs and all that just to

520
00:21:44,680 --> 00:21:46,680
Speaker 6: see me, and you're taking that away from them.

521
00:21:46,920 --> 00:21:49,480
Speaker 5: And no disrespect to me. But I'm not one hundred

522
00:21:49,480 --> 00:21:50,399
Speaker 5: and fifty dollars ticket.

523
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Speaker 1: I'm just not.

524
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Speaker 5: I mean, I think a solid twenty five maybe not

525
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Speaker 5: ending on the market.

526
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Speaker 3: I say forty two attacks, Oh, come on, forty two

527
00:22:00,560 --> 00:22:00,920
Speaker 3: with tax.

528
00:22:01,080 --> 00:22:02,800
Speaker 2: Don't even you mean that in.

529
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Speaker 6: Terms of quality or in terms of the market, because

530
00:22:05,760 --> 00:22:08,800
Speaker 6: in terms of I agree, maybe forty two plus tax.

531
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Speaker 3: Yeah, no quality. You got bits, palm bits. I don't

532
00:22:27,119 --> 00:22:28,200
Speaker 3: even know how long I've known you.

533
00:22:28,600 --> 00:22:32,600
Speaker 6: God, damn we Aspen festival. Oh my god, Wow we

534
00:22:32,720 --> 00:22:39,520
Speaker 6: got discovered together? You met with Eric Andre Kyle Nane Canane.

535
00:22:39,800 --> 00:22:41,520
Speaker 2: Wow that was two thousand and six.

536
00:22:42,560 --> 00:22:44,080
Speaker 5: No, I was two thousand and seven. I remember because

537
00:22:44,080 --> 00:22:45,040
Speaker 5: I was on TV. Are you sure?

538
00:22:45,160 --> 00:22:47,159
Speaker 6: Yeah, because I was on TV in O seven and

539
00:22:47,240 --> 00:22:50,440
Speaker 6: then I was at the festival like a week later.

540
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Speaker 2: Oh my god, did you do like American what is

541
00:22:53,320 --> 00:22:54,480
Speaker 2: the last comic standing?

542
00:22:54,680 --> 00:22:55,200
Speaker 1: No? I did.

543
00:22:55,760 --> 00:22:57,920
Speaker 6: I was on Kimmel because I got into the festival

544
00:22:57,960 --> 00:23:00,520
Speaker 6: and then there was a last second cancelation, I guess,

545
00:23:00,600 --> 00:23:02,960
Speaker 6: and then they put me on to promote the festival,

546
00:23:03,160 --> 00:23:05,840
Speaker 6: which is weird because it's like promoting a festival, nobody's

547
00:23:05,960 --> 00:23:08,200
Speaker 6: going to other than industry and rich people.

548
00:23:08,440 --> 00:23:11,080
Speaker 3: Yes, that was a crazy time. It was very strange.

549
00:23:11,359 --> 00:23:13,680
Speaker 3: We were kids, It's true. But we have known each

550
00:23:13,680 --> 00:23:18,000
Speaker 3: other for a while. And what I love about seeing

551
00:23:18,040 --> 00:23:20,159
Speaker 3: you performing. If you guys haven't seen performed, definitely go

552
00:23:20,320 --> 00:23:21,840
Speaker 3: check him out because you're gonna.

553
00:23:21,640 --> 00:23:22,200
Speaker 1: Go on tour.

554
00:23:22,320 --> 00:23:23,000
Speaker 2: You on tour already.

555
00:23:23,040 --> 00:23:23,879
Speaker 5: I'm on tour right now.

556
00:23:24,040 --> 00:23:26,600
Speaker 2: It's never the same set. Like how do you sleep?

557
00:23:26,800 --> 00:23:27,639
Speaker 2: How do you sleep?

558
00:23:28,080 --> 00:23:30,040
Speaker 6: I mean I do have a backlog, right, like that

559
00:23:30,480 --> 00:23:33,120
Speaker 6: year or two without stand up led to a bunch

560
00:23:33,200 --> 00:23:36,000
Speaker 6: of stuff, just like sitting there. Because if you're writing

561
00:23:36,000 --> 00:23:38,879
Speaker 6: about colonialism, you know you got time to spread that

562
00:23:38,960 --> 00:23:39,919
Speaker 6: out over a decade.

563
00:23:40,000 --> 00:23:40,200
Speaker 1: Yeah.

564
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Speaker 3: Yeah, and they're gonna constantly give us stuff. Thank you,

565
00:23:42,920 --> 00:23:43,480
Speaker 3: Mega Markle.

566
00:23:43,680 --> 00:23:45,719
Speaker 6: Oh my god, I love Mega Marcles. So I've been

567
00:23:45,720 --> 00:23:48,720
Speaker 6: talking about that a lot. I think incredible.

568
00:23:49,040 --> 00:23:49,760
Speaker 1: Yeah you can.

569
00:23:50,119 --> 00:23:53,160
Speaker 5: She's destroying them. Give a shit.

570
00:23:53,720 --> 00:23:54,520
Speaker 1: What does she do now?

571
00:23:54,840 --> 00:23:57,000
Speaker 5: The secrets? Like this is how they act.

572
00:23:57,160 --> 00:23:58,240
Speaker 2: Yes, oh my god.

573
00:23:58,359 --> 00:24:00,240
Speaker 3: In the documentary when she was just like I'm having

574
00:24:00,280 --> 00:24:02,639
Speaker 3: really dark thoughts and I need to see a specialist

575
00:24:02,800 --> 00:24:08,200
Speaker 3: or like computer says no, Like what ah, you know

576
00:24:08,240 --> 00:24:10,280
Speaker 3: what I mean? Like that's how they get you. It's

577
00:24:10,400 --> 00:24:11,240
Speaker 3: it's the control.

578
00:24:11,720 --> 00:24:14,119
Speaker 5: Yeah, they get subsidized by the government. They can't let

579
00:24:14,200 --> 00:24:14,639
Speaker 5: that money go.

580
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Speaker 4: What's really crazy is how people showed out for the coronation.

581
00:24:18,600 --> 00:24:23,280
Speaker 4: Like it's such make believe fantasy that people are paying for.

582
00:24:23,640 --> 00:24:26,440
Speaker 4: It's so unsustainable, but people love it. They love it

583
00:24:26,720 --> 00:24:28,040
Speaker 4: a golden carriage.

584
00:24:28,320 --> 00:24:30,000
Speaker 2: But it's like religion. People love cults.

585
00:24:30,280 --> 00:24:33,240
Speaker 3: How do you think Trump became resident along with other

586
00:24:33,520 --> 00:24:37,919
Speaker 3: right like Fox Like people love to be told how

587
00:24:38,000 --> 00:24:39,480
Speaker 3: to think, period.

588
00:24:39,880 --> 00:24:41,960
Speaker 1: So we put a crown on this man because his

589
00:24:42,080 --> 00:24:48,399
Speaker 1: great gregor granddaddy slay a dragon, Saint George, yeah something,

590
00:24:48,640 --> 00:24:53,720
Speaker 1: and I don't know with ex caliber and that was

591
00:24:54,160 --> 00:24:55,680
Speaker 1: and we all are cool with this.

592
00:24:56,440 --> 00:24:57,960
Speaker 5: I'm not if it's a coronation.

593
00:24:58,080 --> 00:25:00,520
Speaker 6: You expect a king and a qu to look a

594
00:25:00,640 --> 00:25:03,879
Speaker 6: certain way, and they're just not impressive, Like they all

595
00:25:04,040 --> 00:25:05,880
Speaker 6: kind of look like an old banker.

596
00:25:06,000 --> 00:25:06,240
Speaker 1: I know.

597
00:25:06,960 --> 00:25:10,040
Speaker 3: It is so crazy, like when Steve Bannon's just like

598
00:25:10,240 --> 00:25:13,040
Speaker 3: white people are. Anyways, I don't want to get into it.

599
00:25:14,040 --> 00:25:17,000
Speaker 3: Ston his fucking exzema. That's so stupid, but like, sure,

600
00:25:17,119 --> 00:25:20,080
Speaker 3: you guys are the ones great Anyways.

601
00:25:20,119 --> 00:25:21,760
Speaker 2: You know what, we get.

602
00:25:21,680 --> 00:25:25,159
Speaker 3: Questions from people that listen to podcast, and we answer

603
00:25:25,280 --> 00:25:28,560
Speaker 3: them the best to our ability. And a fan wrote

604
00:25:28,600 --> 00:25:30,240
Speaker 3: in they knew you were going to come on. This

605
00:25:30,440 --> 00:25:33,199
Speaker 3: question is specifically for you. I don't think it has

606
00:25:33,240 --> 00:25:36,600
Speaker 3: to necessarily do with you, but it's a question that

607
00:25:36,720 --> 00:25:37,920
Speaker 3: they have and they want you to answer.

608
00:25:37,960 --> 00:25:44,920
Speaker 2: It helps vision. But my brother's husband has a terrible personality.

609
00:25:45,000 --> 00:25:45,560
Speaker 2: What should I do?

610
00:25:46,280 --> 00:25:49,280
Speaker 5: Oh no, that's a hard one.

611
00:25:49,960 --> 00:25:53,520
Speaker 1: I mean I think just just wait five to ten years,

612
00:25:53,560 --> 00:25:54,760
Speaker 1: it'll be over. It'll be over.

613
00:25:55,040 --> 00:25:56,280
Speaker 2: What do you mean, what does that mean?

614
00:25:56,840 --> 00:25:59,760
Speaker 1: Uh, most marriage is in in five to ten years, Jordan.

615
00:26:00,160 --> 00:26:02,920
Speaker 2: We can't say write it out to your divorce. What's

616
00:26:02,960 --> 00:26:03,400
Speaker 2: the matter?

617
00:26:03,880 --> 00:26:04,639
Speaker 1: That is an option?

618
00:26:04,920 --> 00:26:07,080
Speaker 2: Do you guys hear his tone? Do you hear this volume?

619
00:26:07,160 --> 00:26:10,359
Speaker 2: But going up, it feels like we hit a nerve.

620
00:26:10,600 --> 00:26:13,800
Speaker 6: That's a bad personality, though there's so many kinds. Is

621
00:26:13,840 --> 00:26:17,840
Speaker 6: this person cocky? Is this person a bad listener? Is

622
00:26:17,920 --> 00:26:20,760
Speaker 6: this person boring? Does this person not have a sense

623
00:26:20,800 --> 00:26:22,960
Speaker 6: of humor? Because some things you can navigate like a

624
00:26:23,000 --> 00:26:26,200
Speaker 6: person without a good sense of humor really frustrating, but

625
00:26:26,320 --> 00:26:28,680
Speaker 6: you talk about stuff that might not be funny, and

626
00:26:29,080 --> 00:26:33,000
Speaker 6: that fills some time. A person's arrogant or cocky doesn't listen,

627
00:26:33,040 --> 00:26:34,240
Speaker 6: it becomes a lot harder.

628
00:26:34,480 --> 00:26:37,080
Speaker 5: But you just have to figure out, you know, you must.

629
00:26:36,920 --> 00:26:38,600
Speaker 6: Have games in your head that you can play while

630
00:26:38,640 --> 00:26:40,639
Speaker 6: they talk, where you can smile and get through it.

631
00:26:41,480 --> 00:26:43,320
Speaker 3: I count backwards from a hundred, but I will say

632
00:26:43,840 --> 00:26:49,040
Speaker 3: my brother's husband has a terrible personality. So I'm trying

633
00:26:49,080 --> 00:26:52,440
Speaker 3: to read into this, and maybe her husband is amazing,

634
00:26:52,640 --> 00:26:54,280
Speaker 3: and so she thought she was going to get like

635
00:26:54,480 --> 00:26:59,119
Speaker 3: an amazing brother in law, but like manager expectations because

636
00:26:59,200 --> 00:27:04,359
Speaker 3: everybody's different, but like terrible, Eh, that sucks. It sounds

637
00:27:04,400 --> 00:27:08,000
Speaker 3: like for me, I love to like do something with

638
00:27:08,080 --> 00:27:09,560
Speaker 3: like a lot of other people, so like it'll be

639
00:27:09,640 --> 00:27:11,879
Speaker 3: like a Thanksgiving If I have to invite that person,

640
00:27:12,040 --> 00:27:14,800
Speaker 3: there's going to be other people as buffers, and you

641
00:27:14,880 --> 00:27:17,320
Speaker 3: know we're going to like play a game or get drunk,

642
00:27:17,480 --> 00:27:18,760
Speaker 3: and like it is never going to be like a

643
00:27:18,800 --> 00:27:19,240
Speaker 3: one on one.

644
00:27:19,280 --> 00:27:21,119
Speaker 2: I would never take a boat ride with this person,

645
00:27:21,600 --> 00:27:22,119
Speaker 2: Like what is.

646
00:27:22,119 --> 00:27:24,520
Speaker 6: It about him that makes your brother love him? And

647
00:27:24,640 --> 00:27:27,040
Speaker 6: try to figure out what that is? And because I

648
00:27:27,080 --> 00:27:30,320
Speaker 6: think that that goes a long way. You know, if

649
00:27:30,359 --> 00:27:32,680
Speaker 6: like this person is there for my brother and cares

650
00:27:32,840 --> 00:27:35,840
Speaker 6: and is you know, that will create I think enough

651
00:27:35,920 --> 00:27:38,600
Speaker 6: of a buffer to make it easier to put up with.

652
00:27:38,640 --> 00:27:41,800
Speaker 5: Because you know the joy this is giving your brother.

653
00:27:42,800 --> 00:27:45,359
Speaker 4: When you're a brother or sister you've known your whole

654
00:27:45,480 --> 00:27:47,800
Speaker 4: life and been through thick and thin with When they

655
00:27:48,040 --> 00:27:49,240
Speaker 4: are like I want to spend the rest of my

656
00:27:49,280 --> 00:27:52,919
Speaker 4: life with this person, You're like, you know, like they

657
00:27:53,040 --> 00:27:53,600
Speaker 4: better be great.

658
00:27:53,640 --> 00:27:54,360
Speaker 1: They better be great.

659
00:27:54,520 --> 00:27:56,880
Speaker 4: And turns out the people that my brother and sister

660
00:27:56,960 --> 00:27:59,439
Speaker 4: have brought into their lives are fantastic and I love

661
00:27:59,520 --> 00:28:01,640
Speaker 4: them but that can't be the case for everybody. And yes,

662
00:28:01,680 --> 00:28:03,359
Speaker 4: I did have that anxiety that I was going to

663
00:28:03,560 --> 00:28:06,080
Speaker 4: lose my siblings to these folks a little bit, a

664
00:28:06,119 --> 00:28:08,159
Speaker 4: little bit, you know, Oh wow.

665
00:28:08,080 --> 00:28:10,640
Speaker 3: Didn't even think about that. Yeah, the only child. Don't

666
00:28:10,640 --> 00:28:15,520
Speaker 3: give a fuck. Don't have that baggage. What's the next question, Jordan?

667
00:28:16,240 --> 00:28:19,400
Speaker 1: Next question? Is this my partner and I never wear

668
00:28:19,440 --> 00:28:25,360
Speaker 1: our wedding rings. What's the take on that nowadays? Good question?

669
00:28:25,440 --> 00:28:25,840
Speaker 1: Great question.

670
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Speaker 6: I mean, does it lead to more people hitting on

671
00:28:28,440 --> 00:28:30,680
Speaker 6: both of you without a ring? And does that make

672
00:28:30,720 --> 00:28:34,680
Speaker 6: you both uncomfortable? If your relationship is open, I understand

673
00:28:34,720 --> 00:28:38,280
Speaker 6: the practical reasons for not wearing said ring. If it

674
00:28:38,400 --> 00:28:41,360
Speaker 6: is not open and you choose not to wear said rings,

675
00:28:41,760 --> 00:28:44,000
Speaker 6: are you choosing not to because of what you think

676
00:28:44,040 --> 00:28:47,520
Speaker 6: it symbolizes that you don't like or perhaps the rings

677
00:28:47,560 --> 00:28:50,520
Speaker 6: are very expensive and you're worried about them getting damaged.

678
00:28:50,800 --> 00:28:53,440
Speaker 6: I would like to know if this is practical or

679
00:28:53,640 --> 00:28:57,200
Speaker 6: if there's some greater meaning to it. The wedding band, yes,

680
00:28:57,400 --> 00:29:02,120
Speaker 6: conventionally does say taken, no thank you. I myself do

681
00:29:02,280 --> 00:29:07,400
Speaker 6: not wear one. Oh, believe it or not. Believe it

682
00:29:07,520 --> 00:29:12,400
Speaker 6: or not, There aren't people throwing themselves at me. No, yeah,

683
00:29:12,440 --> 00:29:13,600
Speaker 6: it hasn't been a problem.

684
00:29:14,080 --> 00:29:15,080
Speaker 2: I don't believe it.

685
00:29:15,600 --> 00:29:16,840
Speaker 1: It has not been a problem.

686
00:29:17,040 --> 00:29:18,080
Speaker 2: Sannah is real.

687
00:29:18,520 --> 00:29:22,040
Speaker 4: Yeah, so depending on the person, this is a problem.

688
00:29:22,040 --> 00:29:25,600
Speaker 4: When it's not a problem. If my wife wasn't wearing one, oblie,

689
00:29:26,200 --> 00:29:28,880
Speaker 4: even when she does. We were at the Atlanta airport

690
00:29:29,080 --> 00:29:31,760
Speaker 4: this TSA person was like, girl, you fantasy.

691
00:29:32,440 --> 00:29:34,960
Speaker 1: I was like, I'm right here, you know what I'm saying.

692
00:29:38,520 --> 00:29:40,160
Speaker 1: And she didn't help because she was like thank you.

693
00:29:40,520 --> 00:29:43,920
Speaker 1: I was like, you know, is what it is?

694
00:29:44,680 --> 00:29:46,440
Speaker 3: Wow, Jordan, I didn't know you didn't wear a ring

695
00:29:46,560 --> 00:29:50,040
Speaker 3: because you definitely get married, you like one walking wedding ring.

696
00:29:50,440 --> 00:29:52,640
Speaker 1: I think that, you know. I mean I wear glasses.

697
00:29:53,240 --> 00:29:55,640
Speaker 4: I'm not, you know, I just don't have that kind

698
00:29:55,720 --> 00:29:59,240
Speaker 4: of you know, beefcake smoke castle happening.

699
00:30:00,000 --> 00:30:02,200
Speaker 3: Okay, this is a really good question. This is our

700
00:30:02,240 --> 00:30:06,360
Speaker 3: last question. How many pairs of shoes should one own?

701
00:30:08,640 --> 00:30:10,360
Speaker 1: You only got two feet now, huh?

702
00:30:10,680 --> 00:30:13,760
Speaker 3: I mean that's like right up there with a gens question.

703
00:30:13,880 --> 00:30:16,160
Speaker 3: People ask us about jeans all the time, and you know,

704
00:30:16,240 --> 00:30:20,240
Speaker 3: there is this like this thing in America where we

705
00:30:20,400 --> 00:30:23,440
Speaker 3: feel like we just need more than we should have.

706
00:30:24,360 --> 00:30:26,920
Speaker 2: You know what I mean? Like, yes, I wish that

707
00:30:27,160 --> 00:30:29,400
Speaker 2: the culture was more about quality.

708
00:30:29,880 --> 00:30:30,720
Speaker 1: Yeah, how many?

709
00:30:30,800 --> 00:30:33,000
Speaker 5: You got many? But it's different.

710
00:30:35,680 --> 00:30:38,160
Speaker 2: Let's talk about it. You have your running air and shoes, right,

711
00:30:38,400 --> 00:30:39,880
Speaker 2: you're running air and shoes.

712
00:30:39,920 --> 00:30:42,680
Speaker 6: Right, the ones where like they get scuffed up, they're comfortable,

713
00:30:42,720 --> 00:30:43,200
Speaker 6: doesn't matter.

714
00:30:43,440 --> 00:30:47,240
Speaker 2: Do you have exercise shoes just primarily for exercise.

715
00:30:46,760 --> 00:30:49,320
Speaker 5: Theory, that's what they would do. Yes, yeah, I do

716
00:30:49,480 --> 00:30:50,560
Speaker 5: have those. Yeah.

717
00:30:50,920 --> 00:30:53,320
Speaker 2: Do you have like your stage shoes?

718
00:30:53,800 --> 00:30:58,120
Speaker 6: I have stage speakers as well as like shoes shoes.

719
00:30:58,440 --> 00:31:00,720
Speaker 3: If you go out to an event or something. Are

720
00:31:00,760 --> 00:31:02,440
Speaker 3: those the same as your stage shoes?

721
00:31:02,720 --> 00:31:05,800
Speaker 6: Sometimes? And sometimes I can elevate as well. I also

722
00:31:05,880 --> 00:31:07,800
Speaker 6: have ones I would wear with a tuxedo and ones

723
00:31:07,800 --> 00:31:10,440
Speaker 6: I would wear with a suit, sneakers or shoes shoes.

724
00:31:10,680 --> 00:31:12,000
Speaker 6: The tuxedo shoes are a lot.

725
00:31:11,960 --> 00:31:14,280
Speaker 2: Shinier, and you don't rent them, you actually have them.

726
00:31:14,400 --> 00:31:15,520
Speaker 5: I own three tuxedos.

727
00:31:15,880 --> 00:31:17,000
Speaker 1: What the what are you talking?

728
00:31:17,120 --> 00:31:18,080
Speaker 5: Who are you okay?

729
00:31:18,320 --> 00:31:18,560
Speaker 1: Are you?

730
00:31:18,760 --> 00:31:20,800
Speaker 2: Are you hosting the Bachelor? And we don't know.

731
00:31:22,280 --> 00:31:24,400
Speaker 6: I have not bought any of these items. These were

732
00:31:24,480 --> 00:31:27,440
Speaker 6: all things that came from sets that were bought.

733
00:31:27,280 --> 00:31:28,400
Speaker 5: For me for wardrobe.

734
00:31:29,280 --> 00:31:31,680
Speaker 6: Right, two of them were purchased for me for an

735
00:31:31,680 --> 00:31:34,720
Speaker 6: event I was hosting different events. One of them was

736
00:31:34,960 --> 00:31:37,440
Speaker 6: one that I was given to wear to an event

737
00:31:37,560 --> 00:31:40,840
Speaker 6: and I forgot to return and so it's mine now,

738
00:31:41,840 --> 00:31:44,520
Speaker 6: and they're all the three tuxes. All those shoes I

739
00:31:44,640 --> 00:31:47,840
Speaker 6: got are like from sets or there was a brief

740
00:31:47,920 --> 00:31:50,000
Speaker 6: time I was part of a thing that Super was

741
00:31:50,040 --> 00:31:52,560
Speaker 6: doing called the Shoe of the Month Club, where they'd

742
00:31:52,560 --> 00:31:55,760
Speaker 6: have all these like quote unquote VIPs get these free

743
00:31:55,840 --> 00:31:57,960
Speaker 6: shoes every week, and some of the shoes were just

744
00:31:58,040 --> 00:31:59,320
Speaker 6: like these incredibly.

745
00:31:58,920 --> 00:32:01,160
Speaker 5: Cool, well design shoes. Some of them were like nobody

746
00:32:01,200 --> 00:32:01,680
Speaker 5: can wear this.

747
00:32:02,080 --> 00:32:04,200
Speaker 6: These are pieces of art, but I will keep them

748
00:32:04,560 --> 00:32:06,440
Speaker 6: like they're just they don't they don't you can't wear them.

749
00:32:06,440 --> 00:32:09,840
Speaker 5: There's no laces. They're just ridiculous. Yes, yes, they're just

750
00:32:09,960 --> 00:32:11,960
Speaker 5: kind of like whoa, this is beautiful and little Wayne

751
00:32:12,000 --> 00:32:12,360
Speaker 5: designed it.

752
00:32:12,720 --> 00:32:14,600
Speaker 6: I got these free shoes for a year, and then

753
00:32:14,640 --> 00:32:16,400
Speaker 6: the person that hooked me up, who didn't know me

754
00:32:16,560 --> 00:32:19,280
Speaker 6: very well, asked me if there was any press photos

755
00:32:19,400 --> 00:32:21,520
Speaker 6: or anything of me wearing the shoes, right, because that

756
00:32:21,600 --> 00:32:23,760
Speaker 6: was part of the idea. Oh my god, So I

757
00:32:23,880 --> 00:32:25,920
Speaker 6: sent them a picture of me on stage for I

758
00:32:25,960 --> 00:32:28,720
Speaker 6: think Comedy Central Presents are one of these late night shows,

759
00:32:29,240 --> 00:32:31,520
Speaker 6: and that's when they discovered that I was a comedian

760
00:32:31,760 --> 00:32:35,040
Speaker 6: and not an actor or something else, and mysteriously never

761
00:32:35,200 --> 00:32:37,360
Speaker 6: received free shoes again from that place.

762
00:32:37,680 --> 00:32:38,280
Speaker 1: Oh No.

763
00:32:40,640 --> 00:32:43,040
Speaker 5: Historically, as a kid growing up, I had like two

764
00:32:43,080 --> 00:32:43,760
Speaker 5: pairs of shoes.

765
00:32:43,800 --> 00:32:46,160
Speaker 6: I had the one I used every day for everything

766
00:32:46,560 --> 00:32:49,280
Speaker 6: and the one for fancy occasions that my parents got me.

767
00:32:49,760 --> 00:32:52,160
Speaker 6: And that was probably the way it was through college,

768
00:32:52,200 --> 00:32:54,360
Speaker 6: except for maybe some boots. I went to college in Maine,

769
00:32:54,400 --> 00:32:56,200
Speaker 6: so I had some boots at some point. And then

770
00:32:56,240 --> 00:32:58,080
Speaker 6: it was really when I started to do this full time,

771
00:32:58,080 --> 00:32:59,880
Speaker 6: where people are giving you shoes or giving you stuff,

772
00:33:00,040 --> 00:33:00,880
Speaker 6: few peering things.

773
00:33:01,160 --> 00:33:02,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, oh I'm down.

774
00:33:03,200 --> 00:33:06,000
Speaker 3: Do you have the shoes like way back in the

775
00:33:06,080 --> 00:33:08,120
Speaker 3: closet in the corner that you don't wear and that

776
00:33:08,160 --> 00:33:09,480
Speaker 3: you're just like, oh, one.

777
00:33:09,360 --> 00:33:10,120
Speaker 1: Day, correct?

778
00:33:10,200 --> 00:33:11,320
Speaker 5: Yeah, I have several boxes of both.

779
00:33:11,400 --> 00:33:15,360
Speaker 3: Yeah, you guys, break out the one day shoes in

780
00:33:15,360 --> 00:33:17,280
Speaker 3: the back of your closet and fucking wear them. If

781
00:33:17,320 --> 00:33:19,640
Speaker 3: your shit doesn't fit, if it's not your size, give

782
00:33:19,680 --> 00:33:21,000
Speaker 3: it to somebody whose size.

783
00:33:21,040 --> 00:33:21,240
Speaker 1: It is.

784
00:33:21,760 --> 00:33:24,800
Speaker 3: Like, don't plan your future around that fucking shirt or

785
00:33:24,880 --> 00:33:27,960
Speaker 3: dress or suit. Buy something that's your size. Go have

786
00:33:28,160 --> 00:33:30,720
Speaker 3: fun and fucking wear it. They candle the nice candle,

787
00:33:30,800 --> 00:33:33,640
Speaker 3: Who does light the candle up? Use the perfume, use

788
00:33:33,680 --> 00:33:34,040
Speaker 3: the soap.

789
00:33:34,160 --> 00:33:37,560
Speaker 2: I'm about living. So how many shoes?

790
00:33:37,600 --> 00:33:39,479
Speaker 3: Like, if you love them? I think it's like, never

791
00:33:39,560 --> 00:33:42,120
Speaker 3: too many shoes. But if you're just like having them,

792
00:33:42,280 --> 00:33:45,520
Speaker 3: like around, like in your stove, if you're in New

793
00:33:45,600 --> 00:33:49,920
Speaker 3: York or under oh my dead, like, wear them, fucking

794
00:33:50,080 --> 00:33:50,640
Speaker 3: wear them.

795
00:33:51,520 --> 00:33:53,960
Speaker 5: I have friends who leave stuff in their microwave as

796
00:33:54,000 --> 00:33:55,000
Speaker 5: a story place.

797
00:33:55,160 --> 00:33:57,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, we need to get rid of kitchens altogether. In

798
00:33:57,520 --> 00:33:58,080
Speaker 1: New York City.

799
00:33:59,680 --> 00:34:02,160
Speaker 2: We don't turn the kitchen into that closet. I am

800
00:34:02,320 --> 00:34:03,760
Speaker 2: with you, Jordan, Truly.

801
00:34:04,080 --> 00:34:08,239
Speaker 1: People are putting their boots in the fridge, come on, forget.

802
00:34:08,000 --> 00:34:10,440
Speaker 2: It, their jeans and the freezer. It's too much. Oh

803
00:34:10,480 --> 00:34:11,359
Speaker 2: my god, this is so fun.

804
00:34:11,360 --> 00:34:15,240
Speaker 3: Okay, So we ask all our guests, what's the most

805
00:34:15,680 --> 00:34:17,600
Speaker 3: adult thing you want to do for yourself this year

806
00:34:17,640 --> 00:34:18,759
Speaker 3: that you haven't had time to do.

807
00:34:19,320 --> 00:34:20,239
Speaker 5: Hire an assistant.

808
00:34:20,719 --> 00:34:23,279
Speaker 2: Yes you need it.

809
00:34:23,600 --> 00:34:24,840
Speaker 1: Look at that you need it.

810
00:34:25,080 --> 00:34:25,719
Speaker 5: I don't have an.

811
00:34:25,640 --> 00:34:27,920
Speaker 6: Assistant, and I think it would make life a million

812
00:34:28,040 --> 00:34:28,880
Speaker 6: times easier.

813
00:34:29,200 --> 00:34:29,560
Speaker 1: It would.

814
00:34:30,200 --> 00:34:33,000
Speaker 3: We're doing everything we can when we can and also

815
00:34:33,120 --> 00:34:35,759
Speaker 3: trying to be like fucking fully realize people and like

816
00:34:35,800 --> 00:34:38,239
Speaker 3: a loving relationship. So what Dad said, thank you so

817
00:34:38,400 --> 00:34:41,400
Speaker 3: much for fucking doing our show. Please come back to

818
00:34:41,480 --> 00:34:43,160
Speaker 3: the house and fucking hang out.

819
00:34:43,520 --> 00:34:45,400
Speaker 6: The two of you are two of my favorite people.

820
00:34:45,640 --> 00:34:47,840
Speaker 6: And I tell people that just in terms of like

821
00:34:48,800 --> 00:34:52,640
Speaker 6: who tastes in the comedy world, are your actual friends?

822
00:34:53,160 --> 00:34:57,080
Speaker 2: Like I love that what I said, you have good taste?

823
00:34:58,040 --> 00:34:59,240
Speaker 5: Yeah, I do have good taste.

824
00:35:00,040 --> 00:35:01,399
Speaker 1: He's a booked up thing to say.

825
00:35:03,520 --> 00:35:03,959
Speaker 3: It's true.

826
00:35:04,440 --> 00:35:05,200
Speaker 1: We're good people.

827
00:35:05,680 --> 00:35:09,440
Speaker 6: Are how many people can you talk to about like family,

828
00:35:09,760 --> 00:35:15,200
Speaker 6: personal life, work, like big issues in the world and

829
00:35:15,360 --> 00:35:17,840
Speaker 6: you feel comfortable to be all those versions of yourself.

830
00:35:17,880 --> 00:35:18,600
Speaker 5: There aren't that metals.

831
00:35:18,600 --> 00:35:21,560
Speaker 3: Oh my god, thanks man, look at us. Welcome to

832
00:35:21,600 --> 00:35:35,359
Speaker 3: the view everybody. The boy just don't stop.

833
00:35:35,480 --> 00:35:36,399
Speaker 1: He don't stop, won't stop.

834
00:35:36,560 --> 00:35:39,320
Speaker 3: If you guys haven't seen him live, definitely do yourself

835
00:35:39,360 --> 00:35:41,759
Speaker 3: a favor. He's on tour. You want to give him

836
00:35:41,760 --> 00:35:42,600
Speaker 3: the form warm one hunt.

837
00:35:42,880 --> 00:35:43,440
Speaker 1: Absolutely.

838
00:35:43,640 --> 00:35:46,720
Speaker 4: You can also catch a special Vacation Baby on YouTube

839
00:35:46,880 --> 00:35:50,239
Speaker 4: and there's an extended twenty five minute plus version of

840
00:35:50,320 --> 00:35:53,440
Speaker 4: Vacation Baby on band camp, so look for that.

841
00:35:53,760 --> 00:35:56,240
Speaker 1: Yeah, smart, he's probably one of those prolific.

842
00:35:55,880 --> 00:35:59,440
Speaker 4: Comedians I know of, and I just love all the

843
00:35:59,520 --> 00:36:02,960
Speaker 4: kind of the facets and ways that Hari expresses himself.

844
00:36:03,520 --> 00:36:06,320
Speaker 4: Whether it was like the documentary about a Pooh, I

845
00:36:06,440 --> 00:36:08,960
Speaker 4: know that now Hank Azaria and him like got together.

846
00:36:08,960 --> 00:36:10,799
Speaker 4: That's something we didn't ask him about. But I mean,

847
00:36:11,080 --> 00:36:12,799
Speaker 4: there's so much to talk about, Like you just need

848
00:36:12,960 --> 00:36:14,680
Speaker 4: more time to talk to to Harai.

849
00:36:14,880 --> 00:36:15,359
Speaker 2: That's true.

850
00:36:15,719 --> 00:36:18,560
Speaker 3: We should do like another episode with him because there's

851
00:36:18,800 --> 00:36:20,440
Speaker 3: there's a lot going on going on.

852
00:36:20,840 --> 00:36:21,919
Speaker 2: You don't want to do so much.

853
00:36:22,480 --> 00:36:25,680
Speaker 3: I feel like everybody just do this, like go on

854
00:36:25,800 --> 00:36:28,719
Speaker 3: your phone or look at like a photo album if

855
00:36:28,760 --> 00:36:30,600
Speaker 3: you guys still have those, and just look at all

856
00:36:30,640 --> 00:36:32,879
Speaker 3: the stuff that you've done in the past like three

857
00:36:32,920 --> 00:36:35,400
Speaker 3: to five years. We're all doing a lot and it

858
00:36:35,480 --> 00:36:37,480
Speaker 3: does feel like a new Now next, let's keep going.

859
00:36:37,600 --> 00:36:40,840
Speaker 3: But like, man, just take a whole ass five minutes

860
00:36:40,880 --> 00:36:43,360
Speaker 3: and just realize how much you have done, you know,

861
00:36:43,640 --> 00:36:46,719
Speaker 3: whether it is for your friends or your family, or yourself,

862
00:36:46,880 --> 00:36:49,359
Speaker 3: or your job or the government. I don't know if

863
00:36:49,360 --> 00:36:50,840
Speaker 3: you guys are out there protesting, like I don't know

864
00:36:50,920 --> 00:36:53,440
Speaker 3: what people's lives are like, but just like wow, man,

865
00:36:53,800 --> 00:36:55,600
Speaker 3: like all let's just take a fucking.

866
00:36:55,440 --> 00:36:57,799
Speaker 2: Moment and be like, I am amazing, I have done

867
00:36:57,880 --> 00:36:58,960
Speaker 2: love shit. That's all.

868
00:36:59,080 --> 00:37:00,600
Speaker 4: I think I've mentioned this before, or I do like

869
00:37:00,680 --> 00:37:02,960
Speaker 4: a list of wins. It's just like something that I

870
00:37:03,120 --> 00:37:05,759
Speaker 4: keep in my notes on my phone. They can be

871
00:37:05,880 --> 00:37:06,839
Speaker 4: anything from like are.

872
00:37:06,800 --> 00:37:07,960
Speaker 2: You are you gonna read it?

873
00:37:08,239 --> 00:37:10,880
Speaker 1: Yeah, just just just forgets. Let's do it, let's do it,

874
00:37:11,080 --> 00:37:11,480
Speaker 1: let's do it.

875
00:37:11,760 --> 00:37:14,000
Speaker 4: It can be like completed my first thirty pound kettle

876
00:37:14,040 --> 00:37:16,600
Speaker 4: bell workout. Boom, that's a win for me. Okay, yeah,

877
00:37:16,680 --> 00:37:18,120
Speaker 4: so I can look back at that and say you

878
00:37:18,239 --> 00:37:20,560
Speaker 4: did that, bud, Yeah, and then like selected to be

879
00:37:20,640 --> 00:37:21,439
Speaker 4: on JFL tour.

880
00:37:21,520 --> 00:37:24,239
Speaker 1: Boom, that feels good. So often in our lives we.

881
00:37:24,320 --> 00:37:27,759
Speaker 4: Forget because we are hardwired to remember the pain because

882
00:37:27,800 --> 00:37:28,600
Speaker 4: it helps us survive.

883
00:37:28,800 --> 00:37:30,880
Speaker 1: Like that hurt me, so I'll remember it and not

884
00:37:31,200 --> 00:37:31,839
Speaker 1: the good things.

885
00:37:32,080 --> 00:37:34,359
Speaker 4: So it's like you just refer to these things when

886
00:37:34,360 --> 00:37:37,400
Speaker 4: you're feeling a little down or if you're feeling meh, whatever,

887
00:37:37,760 --> 00:37:39,719
Speaker 4: just to give shape to your day. Look at those

888
00:37:39,760 --> 00:37:42,400
Speaker 4: wins and say like there's something about me that I'm

889
00:37:42,440 --> 00:37:44,719
Speaker 4: gonna keep winning. I'm gonna keep my winning ways, and

890
00:37:45,040 --> 00:37:45,839
Speaker 4: here's a list of them.

891
00:37:46,160 --> 00:37:52,160
Speaker 3: Yes, I have like three quotes like always always, but

892
00:37:52,320 --> 00:37:54,719
Speaker 3: I really do love this one. The tools that you

893
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Speaker 3: need to survive won't be the ones you need to thrive.

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Speaker 3: Learn how to enjoy yours self. Fuh bitches.

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Speaker 2: Yes, that's all. Also, let's just wear more geene shorts.

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Speaker 3: That's all I got. Everybody, Thank you for much this episode.

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Speaker 3: Please take care of yourself and each other. Open a

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Speaker 3: door for somebody.

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Speaker 2: Uh why not? Don't forget to fucking wash your hands

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Speaker 2: and get under them freaking nails.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: If you have any questions for us, please follow us

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Speaker 2: adulting the Pot on Instagram and DM mister your questions.

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Speaker 2: It's very fucking fun.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. Be good to yourself, be good to each other.

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Speaker 1: Much love Michelle, Love you kid.

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Speaker 2: That's so nice.

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Speaker 1: Thank you, Michelle, Thank you.

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Speaker 2: Go have your lunch at Tillies. It's good pizza sata.

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Speaker 1: This has been an exactly right production.

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Speaker 2: Our senior producer is g Holley.

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Speaker 1: Our associate producer is Alex Cheat.

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Speaker 2: This episode was mixed by John Bradley.

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Speaker 1: Our guest booker is Patrick Cottner.

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Speaker 2: Additional production support from Hannah Kyle Crichton.

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Speaker 1: Theme song and live show djang is by Don will

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Speaker 1: Our Live.

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Speaker 2: Show producer is Marion Ways.

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Speaker 1: Artwork by g Amy Bechtel.

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Speaker 2: Photography by Heis vander Most.

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Speaker 4: Executive produced by Karen Kilgera, Georgia Hardstar, and Daniel Kramer.

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Speaker 2: Follow the show on Instagram at Adulting the Pod.

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Speaker 4: Email your questions to Adulting Questions at gmail dot com.

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Speaker 6: MMMM