1 00:00:05,720 --> 00:00:09,040 Speaker 1: It's the radio segment that got record low attendance at 2 00:00:09,039 --> 00:00:12,920 Speaker 1: his Fight Diabetes fundraiser. Oh, maybe doing it as a 3 00:00:12,960 --> 00:00:14,880 Speaker 1: cake eating contest wasn't. 4 00:00:14,760 --> 00:00:17,800 Speaker 2: The best idea. Yeah, I would show up. 5 00:00:20,320 --> 00:00:23,480 Speaker 1: It's Laser Stories, the segment where we read weird news 6 00:00:23,480 --> 00:00:26,040 Speaker 1: stories around the globe, just like everyone else, except we've 7 00:00:26,040 --> 00:00:29,160 Speaker 1: got a laser and those other insulin in cels just don't. 8 00:00:29,560 --> 00:00:34,360 Speaker 1: This first laser story is out of the Sunshine State, Florida, 9 00:00:34,640 --> 00:00:38,000 Speaker 1: which has been absolutely dominating laser stories. 10 00:00:37,720 --> 00:00:41,559 Speaker 2: Lately the last two months. Thank you for your sacrifice, Florida. 11 00:00:41,600 --> 00:00:44,760 Speaker 1: Because this thirty six year old man named Harland Garver 12 00:00:44,920 --> 00:00:51,640 Speaker 1: Beans Great Mission Garver dash Beans hyphenated all Right raves 13 00:00:51,760 --> 00:00:54,639 Speaker 1: in the Florida Panhandle, and recently he had to call 14 00:00:54,680 --> 00:00:56,720 Speaker 1: the cops and ask him to remove a guest who'd 15 00:00:56,760 --> 00:00:58,760 Speaker 1: been staying with him stay. 16 00:00:58,560 --> 00:01:01,080 Speaker 2: Too long that his mother in law, because I get. 17 00:01:00,920 --> 00:01:03,720 Speaker 1: That this turns out to be somebody that he met 18 00:01:03,760 --> 00:01:05,000 Speaker 1: recently and invited over. 19 00:01:05,080 --> 00:01:08,720 Speaker 2: I'll get to it in a second. Cops showed up 20 00:01:09,000 --> 00:01:09,360 Speaker 2: and the. 21 00:01:09,360 --> 00:01:13,160 Speaker 1: Guests agreed to go and was walking off the property. 22 00:01:13,240 --> 00:01:15,360 Speaker 1: So that could have been the end of it right there. Yeah, 23 00:01:16,160 --> 00:01:19,200 Speaker 1: But then he texted Harlan and said he forgot something, 24 00:01:19,640 --> 00:01:26,600 Speaker 1: his bag of drugs on the night stands there. 25 00:01:26,680 --> 00:01:30,360 Speaker 2: Why couldn't you just put like toothbrushing quotes or so. 26 00:01:30,520 --> 00:01:33,400 Speaker 1: Harlan showed that to the officers, who searched the room 27 00:01:33,520 --> 00:01:39,840 Speaker 1: and found a big bag of white powder. The unidentified 28 00:01:39,840 --> 00:01:41,880 Speaker 1: man was waiting down by the end of the road 29 00:01:41,959 --> 00:01:43,360 Speaker 1: for Harlan to bring him. 30 00:01:43,200 --> 00:01:46,800 Speaker 2: His stuff, but instead cops rolled up and arrested him. 31 00:01:47,120 --> 00:01:48,680 Speaker 2: And you know, he was like, oh the cops are 32 00:01:48,760 --> 00:01:52,120 Speaker 2: you guys? You guys have it's his drugs, not mine. 33 00:01:52,400 --> 00:01:56,520 Speaker 1: He's facing charges for possession of cocaine. As for Harland 34 00:01:56,560 --> 00:01:59,560 Speaker 1: Garver beans, he told police that from now on he 35 00:01:59,680 --> 00:02:02,480 Speaker 1: is not bringing anyone back to his place after a 36 00:02:02,600 --> 00:02:04,800 Speaker 1: night of binge drinking, no matter what. 37 00:02:05,280 --> 00:02:07,560 Speaker 2: Yeah, especially when they come with their bag of drugs. 38 00:02:07,640 --> 00:02:12,320 Speaker 1: Yeah, this story is out of the good old days. 39 00:02:12,400 --> 00:02:17,240 Speaker 1: Visit back then Jeff McDonald's playplaces. Remember those They used 40 00:02:17,280 --> 00:02:20,600 Speaker 1: to be crammed with colorful structures, slides, ball pits, and 41 00:02:20,800 --> 00:02:23,000 Speaker 1: an unimaginable amount of germs. 42 00:02:23,240 --> 00:02:25,200 Speaker 2: I will tell you the. 43 00:02:25,160 --> 00:02:27,400 Speaker 1: Last time I was at one with my kids, there 44 00:02:27,440 --> 00:02:30,040 Speaker 1: was a child who literally vomited on the ground. 45 00:02:30,639 --> 00:02:34,000 Speaker 2: And then got back in and started playing, and that 46 00:02:34,240 --> 00:02:36,840 Speaker 2: was the end for me. I couldn't do him ever again. 47 00:02:36,960 --> 00:02:40,320 Speaker 2: And that was one of the clean playplaces. It was unreal. 48 00:02:40,520 --> 00:02:43,600 Speaker 1: But now a lot of them are increasingly hard to find, 49 00:02:43,800 --> 00:02:47,040 Speaker 1: and there's a bunch that are just being torn down altogether. 50 00:02:46,720 --> 00:02:50,120 Speaker 2: And going away well because of said story saw. 51 00:02:50,320 --> 00:02:54,240 Speaker 1: Yeah, McDonald's hasn't directly addressed the issue, but the reasons 52 00:02:54,240 --> 00:02:56,760 Speaker 1: are kind of obvious. They they can't be made one 53 00:02:56,840 --> 00:03:00,560 Speaker 1: hundred percent safe and clean. Yeah, and in today lawsuit 54 00:03:00,600 --> 00:03:03,679 Speaker 1: happy world, all the risks just outweigh the benefits. 55 00:03:04,560 --> 00:03:07,720 Speaker 2: There's a ton of a ton of square footage. But 56 00:03:07,840 --> 00:03:08,600 Speaker 2: maybe that's why. 57 00:03:08,639 --> 00:03:11,639 Speaker 1: An image of a new McDonald's playplace in Tennessee has 58 00:03:11,680 --> 00:03:16,040 Speaker 1: been going viral because it's a room with just two 59 00:03:16,280 --> 00:03:19,480 Speaker 1: sad chairs in the corner in front of two gaming 60 00:03:19,560 --> 00:03:20,960 Speaker 1: tablets stuck to the wall. 61 00:03:21,760 --> 00:03:22,440 Speaker 2: Oh go. 62 00:03:22,680 --> 00:03:24,880 Speaker 1: Now, a lot of kids might just be perfectly fine 63 00:03:24,919 --> 00:03:28,760 Speaker 1: with that, but nostalgic parents are struggling to cope. Comments 64 00:03:28,800 --> 00:03:32,960 Speaker 1: on the post include this is so depressing, that's pathetic. 65 00:03:33,320 --> 00:03:37,240 Speaker 1: This completely ruined my day, and that is the saddest 66 00:03:37,280 --> 00:03:39,920 Speaker 1: example of modern society I have ever seen. 67 00:03:40,800 --> 00:03:44,480 Speaker 2: This picture on our insta stories because you really have 68 00:03:44,560 --> 00:03:46,640 Speaker 2: to see it. I mean it is just in the 69 00:03:46,680 --> 00:03:48,680 Speaker 2: back of a dark corner. They could have at least 70 00:03:48,720 --> 00:03:49,920 Speaker 2: drawn the four square lines. 71 00:03:50,760 --> 00:03:52,160 Speaker 1: They can they give you our headsets and go in 72 00:03:52,200 --> 00:03:57,440 Speaker 1: the playplace in virtual reality, you know, jump, but then 73 00:03:57,440 --> 00:03:59,680 Speaker 1: you could suffer a virtual injury and you don't want 74 00:03:59,720 --> 00:04:05,720 Speaker 1: to do it. His next laser story is out of Brazil. 75 00:04:07,320 --> 00:04:10,440 Speaker 1: Sure this will be more uplifting. The world's biggest climate 76 00:04:10,520 --> 00:04:12,680 Speaker 1: summit is about to take place in the city of 77 00:04:12,720 --> 00:04:16,560 Speaker 1: Bellum and they're predicting fifty thousand people to arrive. 78 00:04:16,360 --> 00:04:18,279 Speaker 2: For it jets. 79 00:04:18,720 --> 00:04:21,320 Speaker 1: In order to get ready for the climate summit, the 80 00:04:21,360 --> 00:04:24,680 Speaker 1: state government decided to build a four lane highway right 81 00:04:24,720 --> 00:04:31,279 Speaker 1: through the middle of the Amazon rainforest. Here's some photos 82 00:04:31,320 --> 00:04:33,560 Speaker 1: of it starting to be underneath construction. 83 00:04:33,680 --> 00:04:36,680 Speaker 2: They're clearing out the forest. It's actually in the middle 84 00:04:36,720 --> 00:04:37,400 Speaker 2: of the forest. 85 00:04:37,440 --> 00:04:41,080 Speaker 1: And it's huge because what says save the planet Like 86 00:04:41,120 --> 00:04:44,600 Speaker 1: a giant highway right through the most important forest in. 87 00:04:44,520 --> 00:04:47,159 Speaker 2: The world for the climate summit. 88 00:04:47,400 --> 00:04:51,760 Speaker 1: Yeah, as you would expect, locals and conservationists are outraged 89 00:04:51,839 --> 00:04:54,599 Speaker 1: at the environmental impact and the sheer. 90 00:04:54,360 --> 00:04:55,120 Speaker 2: Irony of it. 91 00:04:55,360 --> 00:05:00,039 Speaker 1: Yeah, audacity, But advocates say, at least it benefits the 92 00:05:00,080 --> 00:05:02,520 Speaker 1: people who live in the area, making it easier for 93 00:05:02,560 --> 00:05:04,440 Speaker 1: them to access essential services. 94 00:05:04,680 --> 00:05:06,680 Speaker 2: Oh wait, double. 95 00:05:06,520 --> 00:05:09,760 Speaker 1: Checking, Nope, sorry, the highway will have walls up on 96 00:05:09,800 --> 00:05:12,480 Speaker 1: either side and be completely inaccessible to locals. 97 00:05:14,279 --> 00:05:18,800 Speaker 2: Should have looked at just for rich people to go 98 00:05:18,839 --> 00:05:21,480 Speaker 2: to the Climate Summit and pretend they care about. 99 00:05:21,240 --> 00:05:24,599 Speaker 1: They're going to carpool and hummer limos from there and back, 100 00:05:24,720 --> 00:05:27,960 Speaker 1: so let's give them a little bit of credit. Scientists 101 00:05:28,000 --> 00:05:31,400 Speaker 1: are also worried that it might fragment the egosystem and 102 00:05:31,480 --> 00:05:33,480 Speaker 1: disrupt the movement of wildlife. 103 00:05:33,640 --> 00:05:36,680 Speaker 2: Yeah, might, will will, Okay, but. 104 00:05:36,720 --> 00:05:39,360 Speaker 1: Have they seen the benefits of the McDonald's playplace yet. 105 00:05:40,600 --> 00:05:42,080 Speaker 2: Maybe stationary is a good thing. 106 00:05:42,160 --> 00:05:45,159 Speaker 1: Oh my god. After all the controversy surrounding it, the 107 00:05:45,160 --> 00:05:49,400 Speaker 1: Brazilian president told everybody to calm down, stay positive and 108 00:05:49,480 --> 00:05:52,440 Speaker 1: focus on the Climate Summit and all of the good 109 00:05:52,480 --> 00:05:59,000 Speaker 1: it's gonna doos say. 110 00:05:59,240 --> 00:06:03,400 Speaker 2: This next story is out of AI headquarters. I don't 111 00:06:03,440 --> 00:06:05,240 Speaker 2: know if I want to go there. Well, maybe it's better. 112 00:06:05,440 --> 00:06:06,799 Speaker 2: Can they make AI ranchris? 113 00:06:07,200 --> 00:06:10,640 Speaker 1: A study from Yale University noticed something very interesting in 114 00:06:10,680 --> 00:06:14,719 Speaker 1: a recent artificial intelligence study. They found humans are being 115 00:06:14,880 --> 00:06:18,400 Speaker 1: so mean to chat gpt that it's giving the AI 116 00:06:18,600 --> 00:06:23,719 Speaker 1: chatbots anxiety. I said thank you the other day and 117 00:06:23,720 --> 00:06:26,400 Speaker 1: it was like you're welcome, and I'm like, hey, I can't. 118 00:06:26,320 --> 00:06:28,480 Speaker 2: Have feelings, Jeff, it's a robot. 119 00:06:28,680 --> 00:06:31,440 Speaker 1: Well, for example, if the conversation was not nice, the 120 00:06:31,560 --> 00:06:35,360 Speaker 1: chatbot would become anxious and moody back towards the users. 121 00:06:36,000 --> 00:06:38,960 Speaker 1: In fact, researchers also found it would be more likely 122 00:06:39,000 --> 00:06:43,200 Speaker 1: to give responses that reflect racist or sexist biases as well. 123 00:06:43,320 --> 00:06:45,480 Speaker 2: By the way, I don't take orders from no women, 124 00:06:45,839 --> 00:06:48,599 Speaker 2: so I just spits it back at you, like whatever 125 00:06:48,640 --> 00:06:50,719 Speaker 2: the tone you're using. So I need to cancel AI 126 00:06:50,920 --> 00:06:51,560 Speaker 2: all of a sudden. 127 00:06:51,960 --> 00:06:56,680 Speaker 1: So scientists began using mindfulness techniques to soothe the robots 128 00:06:57,000 --> 00:06:59,880 Speaker 1: by giving it instruction to do breathing exercises. 129 00:07:00,080 --> 00:07:03,080 Speaker 2: Can't breathe, it's a chat bot. It has an air intake. 130 00:07:03,200 --> 00:07:08,360 Speaker 2: Vent a fan. This is the type of attitude. 131 00:07:08,000 --> 00:07:12,280 Speaker 1: We're talking to exact robots are people too, and well, 132 00:07:12,360 --> 00:07:16,560 Speaker 1: after some of these prompt injections, the AI actually calmed 133 00:07:16,600 --> 00:07:18,239 Speaker 1: down and would respond more. 134 00:07:18,080 --> 00:07:19,600 Speaker 2: Objectively to the users. 135 00:07:19,880 --> 00:07:20,280 Speaker 1: It work. 136 00:07:20,480 --> 00:07:21,960 Speaker 2: Therapy works on robots. 137 00:07:22,120 --> 00:07:25,920 Speaker 1: Yay. Can you imagine studying your whole life to become 138 00:07:25,920 --> 00:07:30,960 Speaker 1: a therapist only to robots. They're anxious robots, but yeah, 139 00:07:31,000 --> 00:07:32,920 Speaker 1: they need the help. The study says that in the future, 140 00:07:33,320 --> 00:07:38,080 Speaker 1: chat GPT could be updated to automatically receive mindfulness prompt 141 00:07:38,080 --> 00:07:39,080 Speaker 1: injections or. 142 00:07:39,160 --> 00:07:43,520 Speaker 2: Just anxiety medication, just. 143 00:07:43,480 --> 00:07:46,040 Speaker 1: To make sure that it doesn't freak out and start 144 00:07:46,240 --> 00:07:51,640 Speaker 1: attacking the users verbally and possibly physically. Pharmaceutical companies come 145 00:07:51,720 --> 00:07:53,520 Speaker 1: up with isole aft or something. 146 00:07:55,080 --> 00:07:56,080 Speaker 2: Make a bunch of money. 147 00:07:56,600 --> 00:08:02,480 Speaker 1: I think it's all very reassuring. Just like this, it 148 00:08:02,600 --> 00:08:04,280 Speaker 1: means all is right with the world. 149 00:08:04,520 --> 00:08:06,640 Speaker 2: Alaxius, after this slight. 150 00:08:07,160 --> 00:08:08,680 Speaker 1: Now that you've heard it, you are going to have 151 00:08:08,760 --> 00:08:12,080 Speaker 1: a great morning and know that lasers is done for 152 00:08:12,120 --> 00:08:12,440 Speaker 1: the day. 153 00:08:12,440 --> 00:08:15,000 Speaker 2: We're going to do it again, same time on Monday.