1 00:00:00,120 --> 00:00:02,160 Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about 2 00:00:02,160 --> 00:00:05,559 Speaker 1: four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today subject 3 00:00:05,920 --> 00:00:10,719 Speaker 1: could her X be My Next? That is the subject 4 00:00:10,720 --> 00:00:13,319 Speaker 1: for today's strawberry letter, Could her X be my next? 5 00:00:13,360 --> 00:00:15,239 Speaker 1: But right now the nephew is in the building with 6 00:00:15,280 --> 00:00:18,279 Speaker 1: today's prank phone call Tommy, what do you have for 7 00:00:18,360 --> 00:00:22,200 Speaker 1: us today? Sir? No games today? Shirty iquill bookie here 8 00:00:22,280 --> 00:00:29,840 Speaker 1: it is no games today. It's a bug for you. Hello. Hello, 9 00:00:29,920 --> 00:00:34,400 Speaker 1: I'm trying to reach a Quincy. This is Hey. How 10 00:00:34,479 --> 00:00:36,919 Speaker 1: are you? My name is Maurice. Maurice calling you from 11 00:00:36,960 --> 00:00:39,440 Speaker 1: the power company. How are you doing today? I'm all right? 12 00:00:39,520 --> 00:00:42,640 Speaker 1: What's up? Well, listen, we're doing some testing in your neighborhood. 13 00:00:42,720 --> 00:00:44,440 Speaker 1: We're trying to make sure we don't have to actually 14 00:00:44,760 --> 00:00:48,400 Speaker 1: shut the power down out there. And uh, we're calling 15 00:00:48,440 --> 00:00:51,040 Speaker 1: around quite a few people in your neighborhood, running some 16 00:00:51,120 --> 00:00:54,600 Speaker 1: tests on individual homes and making sure the electricity is 17 00:00:54,640 --> 00:00:57,200 Speaker 1: running correctly. Um. Can I get you to do a 18 00:00:57,280 --> 00:00:59,720 Speaker 1: few things form and see in the in the quicker 19 00:00:59,720 --> 00:01:02,240 Speaker 1: week through with this, sir, and it's possibility we won't 20 00:01:02,280 --> 00:01:03,880 Speaker 1: have to turn your power off at all. I know 21 00:01:03,960 --> 00:01:05,360 Speaker 1: you don't want us to have to come out and 22 00:01:06,000 --> 00:01:08,360 Speaker 1: turn power off. And you've got stuff in the refrigerator 23 00:01:08,440 --> 00:01:10,440 Speaker 1: that can spoil and things like that. So we want 24 00:01:10,480 --> 00:01:12,880 Speaker 1: to try to get this done and hopefully the power 25 00:01:13,000 --> 00:01:14,920 Speaker 1: with the with the test that we run, it'll it'll 26 00:01:15,000 --> 00:01:17,279 Speaker 1: it'll run correctly and we won't have to do anything. Okay, 27 00:01:17,360 --> 00:01:19,600 Speaker 1: I don't know about electricity though, you know what I'm saying, 28 00:01:19,680 --> 00:01:22,000 Speaker 1: So no, no, no, I understand that. Don't worry about that. Right, 29 00:01:22,360 --> 00:01:24,440 Speaker 1: Here's what I need you to do. Now. How big 30 00:01:24,560 --> 00:01:26,080 Speaker 1: is your house? What do you many bedrooms? You got 31 00:01:27,160 --> 00:01:32,040 Speaker 1: four bedrooms? Now you have upstairs downstairs? It's too short? Okay, 32 00:01:32,480 --> 00:01:34,360 Speaker 1: all right, so here's what we need to do. Um, 33 00:01:34,840 --> 00:01:37,360 Speaker 1: if you can't gonna take loan though, right, I got 34 00:01:37,480 --> 00:01:39,000 Speaker 1: because I'm in a hurry. Man, ain't gonna have a 35 00:01:39,040 --> 00:01:40,920 Speaker 1: lot of time. No, no, no, this this this, this, 36 00:01:41,080 --> 00:01:43,119 Speaker 1: this won't take long at all. So can I get 37 00:01:43,200 --> 00:01:47,120 Speaker 1: you to take your breaker and shut down everything upstairs 38 00:01:47,200 --> 00:01:49,640 Speaker 1: and we're gonna run a test on the stuff downstairs 39 00:01:49,760 --> 00:01:52,360 Speaker 1: right now. It'll be real quick, all right, just shut 40 00:01:52,480 --> 00:01:54,120 Speaker 1: just shut everything off. I want you to keep the 41 00:01:54,160 --> 00:01:56,440 Speaker 1: downstairs open and keep that to the weekn so we 42 00:01:56,480 --> 00:01:59,760 Speaker 1: can run our tests on this things. All right, everything shut, 43 00:02:00,040 --> 00:02:02,720 Speaker 1: everything's down. Okay. You you turned off the thing. I 44 00:02:02,800 --> 00:02:05,160 Speaker 1: just turned off all the switches. Okay. Here's what I 45 00:02:05,240 --> 00:02:07,720 Speaker 1: need you to do. I need you to turn on 46 00:02:07,840 --> 00:02:12,280 Speaker 1: your television and then turn it off downstairs downstairs. How 47 00:02:12,360 --> 00:02:15,880 Speaker 1: many TVs you got downstairs? I got two TVs downstairs. 48 00:02:15,919 --> 00:02:18,639 Speaker 1: Let's turn them both on, you know, just turn them on. 49 00:02:19,160 --> 00:02:21,080 Speaker 1: Just turn them on. You got them on? I got 50 00:02:21,160 --> 00:02:23,639 Speaker 1: one on. Let's try to turn that other one on. 51 00:02:24,040 --> 00:02:26,320 Speaker 1: All right, they both on? Okay. Now you got a 52 00:02:26,360 --> 00:02:29,880 Speaker 1: microwave in your kitchen? Yeah, microwave. Okay, turn out on. 53 00:02:30,280 --> 00:02:32,160 Speaker 1: It's already on, man, I can see the lights on. 54 00:02:32,280 --> 00:02:34,280 Speaker 1: It's got the clock on it. That's got that double 55 00:02:34,440 --> 00:02:36,120 Speaker 1: H on thing that's going through there, and it's a 56 00:02:36,160 --> 00:02:37,919 Speaker 1: whole different type of current. I just want to down 57 00:02:38,000 --> 00:02:39,600 Speaker 1: on them about what you're talking about. But I gotta 58 00:02:39,600 --> 00:02:41,400 Speaker 1: get to work, man. So the micro waves I on 59 00:02:41,520 --> 00:02:43,400 Speaker 1: this running. No, no, And I want you to actually 60 00:02:43,520 --> 00:02:45,880 Speaker 1: turn it on. I want you to actually push like 61 00:02:46,040 --> 00:02:48,880 Speaker 1: a minute or two on that thing with anything. Man, 62 00:02:49,040 --> 00:02:50,880 Speaker 1: Come on, now, let mean, what did gotta do? No, 63 00:02:51,040 --> 00:02:52,440 Speaker 1: this is the test, sir. What I don't want to 64 00:02:52,440 --> 00:02:53,640 Speaker 1: have to do is come out there and turn your 65 00:02:53,639 --> 00:02:55,440 Speaker 1: power off. And I don't want to do that. You 66 00:02:55,520 --> 00:02:57,240 Speaker 1: got a lot of food in your fridge, I'm sure, right, 67 00:02:57,440 --> 00:03:01,600 Speaker 1: all right, all right, I look it's on, microwave's on. 68 00:03:02,320 --> 00:03:07,239 Speaker 1: Keep these os okay, now open you man, the electricity 69 00:03:07,320 --> 00:03:10,040 Speaker 1: works downstairs. Okay, but listen now, I know, but what 70 00:03:10,120 --> 00:03:11,679 Speaker 1: we gotta do is we gotta make sure that this 71 00:03:11,760 --> 00:03:16,639 Speaker 1: stuff isn't overpower. Now. Can you open your refrigerator? Yeah? Yeah, Man, 72 00:03:17,080 --> 00:03:22,120 Speaker 1: do you see the button that actually has you can turn? 73 00:03:22,320 --> 00:03:23,720 Speaker 1: You can push it in the lighter go out. You 74 00:03:23,760 --> 00:03:25,880 Speaker 1: know what I'm talking about. Come on, man, you ain't 75 00:03:25,880 --> 00:03:28,840 Speaker 1: got nobody to just be able to check something outside. Man, 76 00:03:29,080 --> 00:03:31,600 Speaker 1: I mean I'm in the fridge. I understand. But push 77 00:03:31,639 --> 00:03:33,600 Speaker 1: that button five times for him and see what it does. 78 00:03:34,600 --> 00:03:38,200 Speaker 1: What the light button? Yeah, push that light button five times? 79 00:03:39,200 --> 00:03:41,960 Speaker 1: Come on, man, that did it go off? And on? Everything? 80 00:03:42,000 --> 00:03:45,280 Speaker 1: It's goping on? Man, They ain't wrong with the refrigerator, 81 00:03:45,320 --> 00:03:48,120 Speaker 1: refricut plug in man. Okay, Now here's what I want 82 00:03:48,160 --> 00:03:49,880 Speaker 1: you to do right there, And if you're in the kitchen, 83 00:03:50,240 --> 00:03:53,360 Speaker 1: turn your sink on for me. Turn the sink on. 84 00:03:53,920 --> 00:03:56,560 Speaker 1: Take do electricity manually? That's a nitril current. That's a 85 00:03:56,640 --> 00:03:58,560 Speaker 1: nitril current. You wouldn't understand that, but I need you 86 00:03:58,560 --> 00:04:00,360 Speaker 1: to turn that on for me, to turn it on 87 00:04:00,440 --> 00:04:06,320 Speaker 1: full blast. Got it on, I got it on. Okay, 88 00:04:06,400 --> 00:04:08,840 Speaker 1: now go in your master bedroom. I can shut it off. 89 00:04:09,040 --> 00:04:11,840 Speaker 1: Now let that water run. Go on your master bedroom 90 00:04:12,280 --> 00:04:14,520 Speaker 1: and go on the bath for me. I appreciate you 91 00:04:14,640 --> 00:04:16,880 Speaker 1: helping me out on this. Man. Come on, man, Quincy, 92 00:04:16,920 --> 00:04:20,360 Speaker 1: I appreciated. Worry. I mean everything. That's everything I'm in. 93 00:04:20,560 --> 00:04:23,080 Speaker 1: I'm in the bath. What's plush that toilet for me? 94 00:04:23,160 --> 00:04:26,920 Speaker 1: Quincy sere plush that toilet for me? Plush the toilet, Yeah, 95 00:04:26,960 --> 00:04:29,600 Speaker 1: flush that toilet. It's even electrical? What it is? It's 96 00:04:29,600 --> 00:04:31,480 Speaker 1: a it's a it's an awkward book and heard you 97 00:04:31,560 --> 00:04:34,679 Speaker 1: need to get somebody up. Okay, I'm gonna plush the toilet. 98 00:04:34,760 --> 00:04:37,640 Speaker 1: It ain't no electrical plugs in that in this area, man, right, 99 00:04:37,680 --> 00:04:39,480 Speaker 1: I understand that. You know what what it is. This 100 00:04:39,640 --> 00:04:41,960 Speaker 1: is an awkward bookie current that flows through that water. 101 00:04:42,680 --> 00:04:49,920 Speaker 1: Plush that thing for me one time? Yeah, yeah, that's it. Okay, 102 00:04:50,279 --> 00:04:53,680 Speaker 1: all right, toilet worse, man, you ain't got nobody in 103 00:04:53,800 --> 00:04:55,360 Speaker 1: the area that could come out here and just check 104 00:04:55,440 --> 00:04:57,840 Speaker 1: it out, man, Quincy. I'm trying my best not to 105 00:04:57,880 --> 00:04:59,719 Speaker 1: come out and and and and and and turn your 106 00:04:59,760 --> 00:05:01,760 Speaker 1: po off. And I know you got someone to go 107 00:05:02,240 --> 00:05:04,240 Speaker 1: turn my power off. Man, you're supposed to be making 108 00:05:04,240 --> 00:05:06,680 Speaker 1: sure the power stay on, right, I understand that. Now 109 00:05:06,800 --> 00:05:09,080 Speaker 1: do you have of course? Do you have a blender? Yeah, 110 00:05:09,120 --> 00:05:11,680 Speaker 1: I gotta blender, man, I gotta blender. I got a TV, 111 00:05:11,920 --> 00:05:15,680 Speaker 1: I gotta refrigerator. And they all work. The Twitter works, 112 00:05:16,080 --> 00:05:18,080 Speaker 1: everything work, all right. What I want you to do 113 00:05:18,160 --> 00:05:20,240 Speaker 1: is get this blender and we'll just throw you a 114 00:05:20,279 --> 00:05:21,960 Speaker 1: few cues the eyes of something there and turn that 115 00:05:22,080 --> 00:05:24,360 Speaker 1: thing on for him. Come on, man, we're almost done. 116 00:05:24,440 --> 00:05:28,640 Speaker 1: I got to get to work, man. This work women 117 00:05:28,800 --> 00:05:32,920 Speaker 1: was coppreciated. Man, this is just the blenders. Come on, man, 118 00:05:33,960 --> 00:05:36,520 Speaker 1: some food. I said, I have to mention your curago 119 00:05:36,800 --> 00:05:39,080 Speaker 1: be walking thisse man. You need to take the Nixe house. 120 00:05:39,200 --> 00:05:41,080 Speaker 1: You don't have no problems with no smoothies or nothing 121 00:05:41,120 --> 00:05:44,080 Speaker 1: in that thing, do you see, man? With the one 122 00:05:44,160 --> 00:05:46,520 Speaker 1: I got to do anything, man, I got get to work. 123 00:05:46,839 --> 00:05:50,840 Speaker 1: Understand a minute, a minute, don't too far come out 124 00:05:50,880 --> 00:05:52,880 Speaker 1: here or do this because I need to get to 125 00:05:53,000 --> 00:05:55,720 Speaker 1: my job. And I got understand that I can just 126 00:05:55,800 --> 00:05:57,720 Speaker 1: call and have people go through the damn house playing 127 00:05:57,800 --> 00:06:00,599 Speaker 1: scavenge and I gotta get to work. Okay, now listen, Quincy, 128 00:06:00,839 --> 00:06:03,279 Speaker 1: one last thing. Are you able to shut that breaker? 129 00:06:03,360 --> 00:06:06,320 Speaker 1: Put that breaker back on and then shut off downstairs 130 00:06:06,360 --> 00:06:08,120 Speaker 1: and then go upstairs and check some stuff on me? 131 00:06:08,240 --> 00:06:11,240 Speaker 1: Shut up? What shut off the breaker downstairs? Go ahead 132 00:06:11,279 --> 00:06:13,560 Speaker 1: and turn it. I'm not shutting up no breaker downstairs. 133 00:06:13,560 --> 00:06:15,920 Speaker 1: I shut off the one upstairs. We didn't turn on 134 00:06:16,120 --> 00:06:18,400 Speaker 1: every damn thing down here. You didn't have me. I 135 00:06:18,440 --> 00:06:20,720 Speaker 1: got the blender, I didn't turn on the microwave to 136 00:06:21,000 --> 00:06:23,960 Speaker 1: fristly cool man pushing and told us I gotta get 137 00:06:23,960 --> 00:06:26,560 Speaker 1: to work. Quinty, I needs you to lose this attitude 138 00:06:26,600 --> 00:06:28,560 Speaker 1: you got. I need you to get somebody down here 139 00:06:28,600 --> 00:06:31,360 Speaker 1: to do my electricity in my house work. It worked 140 00:06:31,400 --> 00:06:34,080 Speaker 1: for you. Call lone thing ain't work. It's my ain't 141 00:06:34,120 --> 00:06:37,120 Speaker 1: at work because I'm here doing this book. Play off 142 00:06:37,160 --> 00:06:39,800 Speaker 1: and all. Get somebody in here work. I don't piss 143 00:06:39,880 --> 00:06:41,680 Speaker 1: me off and make me turn it all the way off? 144 00:06:41,760 --> 00:06:45,200 Speaker 1: Well shooting on work and when I get back from 145 00:06:45,240 --> 00:06:47,880 Speaker 1: work with this should be on. I got one more 146 00:06:47,960 --> 00:06:49,719 Speaker 1: thing I need to say to you, queen, it's better 147 00:06:49,800 --> 00:06:52,840 Speaker 1: be the last thing. That's his nephew, Timmy from the 148 00:06:52,920 --> 00:06:56,560 Speaker 1: Steve Hobby Morning Show. You just got preaked by your 149 00:06:56,720 --> 00:07:09,200 Speaker 1: sister down still better being a witness protection program. Man, Ah, 150 00:07:12,280 --> 00:07:18,040 Speaker 1: let me turn it, man, hey man, let me ask 151 00:07:18,120 --> 00:07:20,760 Speaker 1: you something. Man, what is the baddest I'm talking about 152 00:07:20,800 --> 00:07:24,240 Speaker 1: the baddest radio show in the land. That's got to 153 00:07:24,280 --> 00:07:30,000 Speaker 1: be Steve Rvy Morning Show and Tommy. Uh you call 154 00:07:30,080 --> 00:07:32,440 Speaker 1: me again. They're gonna be the show used to have 155 00:07:32,640 --> 00:07:38,640 Speaker 1: Tommy on. That is certain. That was my mom's favorite. 156 00:07:38,840 --> 00:07:44,240 Speaker 1: My mom loved that one. She really did. Yes, February 157 00:07:45,560 --> 00:07:47,880 Speaker 1: you heard you been talking about it. The Nephew is 158 00:07:47,920 --> 00:07:51,080 Speaker 1: coming to Kaleen, Texas brand new comedy Club twice as 159 00:07:51,200 --> 00:07:54,000 Speaker 1: Funny Comedy Club. Tickets on sale right now, so go 160 00:07:54,160 --> 00:07:55,680 Speaker 1: get them, go get them, and then I am on 161 00:07:55,840 --> 00:07:59,120 Speaker 1: my way to Florida. I'm keeping it in the low Land, 162 00:07:59,200 --> 00:08:04,280 Speaker 1: trying to stay warm. February I am in West Palm Beast, 163 00:08:04,280 --> 00:08:07,800 Speaker 1: Flawda at the Improv take its own Sale Red Now. 164 00:08:07,960 --> 00:08:10,560 Speaker 1: The Nephew is coming to town. Stupid on the loose, 165 00:08:10,640 --> 00:08:12,400 Speaker 1: y'all know how to do it. Stupid on the loose, 166 00:08:12,960 --> 00:08:15,320 Speaker 1: on the run. Yeah, we know how you do it now, 167 00:08:16,520 --> 00:08:18,880 Speaker 1: stupid and you want to comment from us? Oh yeah, 168 00:08:20,080 --> 00:08:22,800 Speaker 1: my wife. My wife to found out I'm talking about 169 00:08:22,840 --> 00:08:25,360 Speaker 1: her hot flashes on stage. I didn't, I didn't got 170 00:08:25,440 --> 00:08:31,640 Speaker 1: a whole yeah. Yeah. Somebody came back and told her 171 00:08:31,680 --> 00:08:35,240 Speaker 1: that take money from the joke. They can be in 172 00:08:35,360 --> 00:08:40,280 Speaker 1: the joke. What you say, If they can take money 173 00:08:40,360 --> 00:08:42,760 Speaker 1: from the joke, they can be the joke. Thank you 174 00:08:43,520 --> 00:08:49,480 Speaker 1: your money? That ain't that ain't good thing to say, Tommy, Okay, yeah, 175 00:08:50,200 --> 00:08:56,400 Speaker 1: he ain't. Got nobody all right, all right, thank you, nephew. 176 00:08:56,520 --> 00:08:58,960 Speaker 1: Coming up next, it is a strawberry letter? Could her 177 00:08:59,040 --> 00:09:01,480 Speaker 1: AX be my XT? Right after this