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Speaker 1: I am Lunchbox. I know the most about sports, so

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Speaker 1: But the perfect game thing, I've always just been obsessed

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Speaker 1: They holding it in because they know there's cameras on him,

421
00:21:33,600 --> 00:21:37,159
Speaker 1: and they understand golf, you getting mad doesn't affect the

422
00:21:37,200 --> 00:21:39,520
Speaker 1: ball or the club. It just makes it worse. It

423
00:21:39,560 --> 00:21:43,200
Speaker 1: makes it even worse. Getting mad never helps the situation.

424
00:21:43,359 --> 00:21:45,520
Speaker 1: He was pissed, He was pissed. You could see you know,

425
00:21:45,680 --> 00:21:47,240
Speaker 1: you know he was pissed. And I'll tell you why

426
00:21:47,520 --> 00:21:49,240
Speaker 1: he didn't take a practice swing on that next shot.

427
00:21:49,400 --> 00:21:51,679
Speaker 1: He didn't. He literally walked up and hit it. I

428
00:21:51,680 --> 00:21:55,120
Speaker 1: mean that luckily right, they're good, they put it right there,

429
00:21:55,200 --> 00:21:58,800
Speaker 1: put it parts, I mean unbelievable. And then Salator's has

430
00:21:58,880 --> 00:22:03,760
Speaker 1: that putt so forced? I don't know how that put

431
00:22:03,880 --> 00:22:05,960
Speaker 1: didn't go in. See, I missed that one and I

432
00:22:06,040 --> 00:22:08,000
Speaker 1: just saw it. You got a bed coach. No. I

433
00:22:08,040 --> 00:22:09,919
Speaker 1: was going back and forth in the rooms. No, trust me.

434
00:22:09,960 --> 00:22:12,840
Speaker 1: When Scheffler didn't make the eagle, I was like, here

435
00:22:12,920 --> 00:22:14,639
Speaker 1: we go. I'm gonna lose the final hundred of the

436
00:22:14,640 --> 00:22:16,560
Speaker 1: account because all the writing was on the wall. And

437
00:22:16,600 --> 00:22:19,480
Speaker 1: then Fitzpatrick hit it. They go. The one place Fitzpatrick

438
00:22:19,560 --> 00:22:22,399
Speaker 1: can't go is left into a bunker, and he starts

439
00:22:22,400 --> 00:22:25,639
Speaker 1: going left. I'm left myself. I'm going nuts. I'm like,

440
00:22:25,720 --> 00:22:27,080
Speaker 1: here we go, baby, here we go. I'm getting a

441
00:22:27,080 --> 00:22:30,200
Speaker 1: playoff this couple's account. Money's good. And then he hits

442
00:22:30,240 --> 00:22:34,600
Speaker 1: a perfect second from the bunker. The announcers told me,

443
00:22:34,880 --> 00:22:37,200
Speaker 1: when it goes to the left, that's when he's in trouble.

444
00:22:37,240 --> 00:22:39,280
Speaker 1: He was in no trouble. I give them way too

445
00:22:39,320 --> 00:22:42,280
Speaker 1: much credit. Whenever they say, like, if there's anybody that

446
00:22:42,320 --> 00:22:45,000
Speaker 1: knows that course, it's it's Patrick because he wanted as

447
00:22:45,000 --> 00:22:51,480
Speaker 1: an amateur, so they said that that. Look whenever they

448
00:22:51,480 --> 00:22:55,280
Speaker 1: say like, oh, that's very troublesome over there, Oh my gosh,

449
00:22:55,520 --> 00:22:57,000
Speaker 1: he's not gonna get an up and down. I mean

450
00:22:57,400 --> 00:22:59,199
Speaker 1: it happens every single time. There's no way you can

451
00:22:59,240 --> 00:23:01,720
Speaker 1: get it up and down. But they do love to

452
00:23:01,720 --> 00:23:03,840
Speaker 1: say that, oh there is I'm not even seeing the

453
00:23:03,880 --> 00:23:05,879
Speaker 1: ball right now. There's no way he can get it

454
00:23:05,920 --> 00:23:07,159
Speaker 1: out of there. They will come up and put it

455
00:23:07,240 --> 00:23:09,359
Speaker 1: right on the green. I'm like, don what do you

456
00:23:09,440 --> 00:23:11,200
Speaker 1: see over there? Oh I've I've never seen a ball

457
00:23:11,280 --> 00:23:14,119
Speaker 1: this deep before. Honestly, guys, I can't see the ball.

458
00:23:14,359 --> 00:23:15,760
Speaker 1: It is no way he's going to get it out.

459
00:23:16,840 --> 00:23:18,600
Speaker 1: I cannot get it out of there. I mean, he'll

460
00:23:18,640 --> 00:23:20,040
Speaker 1: be lucky to get a double out of this, or

461
00:23:20,080 --> 00:23:21,560
Speaker 1: I mean, I love the announcers, but most of the

462
00:23:21,560 --> 00:23:23,840
Speaker 1: time they don't know the instructions either. They're like, oh

463
00:23:23,840 --> 00:23:26,000
Speaker 1: my gosh, he's gonna have to take a drop and

464
00:23:26,040 --> 00:23:27,720
Speaker 1: then he's gonna have to take his third shot. No,

465
00:23:27,920 --> 00:23:29,879
Speaker 1: there said that that's an obstruction. He can move his

466
00:23:29,880 --> 00:23:31,680
Speaker 1: ball for free. I'm like, you guys were dead or

467
00:23:31,920 --> 00:23:34,720
Speaker 1: fall for their crap every single time. I'm like, yes, yes,

468
00:23:34,800 --> 00:23:38,199
Speaker 1: it's it's automatic bogie. Yes, no, he freaking part the

469
00:23:38,200 --> 00:23:41,000
Speaker 1: whole time. Or they call the putts terribly wrong. They'll

470
00:23:41,040 --> 00:23:42,800
Speaker 1: be like, oh my gosh, this one has a chance. Oh,

471
00:23:43,040 --> 00:23:44,600
Speaker 1: they start to call it as it's and then it

472
00:23:44,640 --> 00:23:46,720
Speaker 1: goes it never makes or they go out, what are

473
00:23:46,760 --> 00:23:48,000
Speaker 1: you looking at him in this put? Here? It's like,

474
00:23:48,160 --> 00:23:50,280
Speaker 1: it's pretty straight here, let's just needs to get it there.

475
00:23:50,320 --> 00:23:51,879
Speaker 1: It's just pretty straight. And he hits it and he

476
00:23:51,880 --> 00:23:54,000
Speaker 1: goes far left and like, okay, it was not a

477
00:23:54,040 --> 00:23:56,520
Speaker 1: straight put How do they and how do they know?

478
00:23:56,600 --> 00:24:01,720
Speaker 1: They're not even there down there here someone's reading the chart,

479
00:24:01,800 --> 00:24:03,720
Speaker 1: like someone has the chart that the players have and

480
00:24:03,840 --> 00:24:06,199
Speaker 1: is telling them, okay, they have the chart, but not

481
00:24:06,280 --> 00:24:08,800
Speaker 1: even the caddie who's looking at the damn break with

482
00:24:08,840 --> 00:24:11,479
Speaker 1: their own eyes knows that. And they do because they

483
00:24:11,480 --> 00:24:13,600
Speaker 1: have a chart. Get out of here. That chart makes

484
00:24:13,640 --> 00:24:16,680
Speaker 1: it so much easier. Coach, we played at a course

485
00:24:16,760 --> 00:24:19,280
Speaker 1: that had the chart on the golf course where we

486
00:24:19,320 --> 00:24:22,720
Speaker 1: making putts. No, but there are a lot in the

487
00:24:22,760 --> 00:24:26,359
Speaker 1: lower Have you realized how slow they play the pros? Correct?

488
00:24:26,480 --> 00:24:28,920
Speaker 1: If we took that much time, I'm saying we would

489
00:24:28,960 --> 00:24:32,720
Speaker 1: be But guess what we would off the course? Dude,

490
00:24:32,760 --> 00:24:36,240
Speaker 1: if you did that at McCabe, they would off. I'm

491
00:24:36,280 --> 00:24:38,800
Speaker 1: telling you guys right now, I'm from this point on,

492
00:24:38,840 --> 00:24:40,720
Speaker 1: I'm gonna start walking after the green. If i have

493
00:24:40,760 --> 00:24:43,359
Speaker 1: a shot under a hundred yards, I'm gonna walk on

494
00:24:43,400 --> 00:24:44,959
Speaker 1: the green, walk it for a little bit, and then

495
00:24:44,960 --> 00:24:46,760
Speaker 1: go back and hit my You know what I've realized

496
00:24:46,760 --> 00:24:49,040
Speaker 1: though the game of golf, I'm fining a fast play.

497
00:24:49,200 --> 00:24:51,439
Speaker 1: Let's fast play if we're not playing for money rocket,

498
00:24:51,520 --> 00:24:58,399
Speaker 1: especially in the bedroom. Yes, But but what I noticed

499
00:24:58,400 --> 00:24:59,919
Speaker 1: is when I'm going to make a putt, it's like

500
00:25:00,000 --> 00:25:03,080
Speaker 1: to say ten feet out. The pros they'll take five

501
00:25:03,160 --> 00:25:06,480
Speaker 1: minutes for that. Damn put us. We are already looking

502
00:25:06,520 --> 00:25:08,760
Speaker 1: around to my buddies and they're giving me the you know,

503
00:25:08,840 --> 00:25:11,320
Speaker 1: they're already kind of going towards the next hole. Our

504
00:25:11,600 --> 00:25:13,720
Speaker 1: society is making us go faster and play the game

505
00:25:13,760 --> 00:25:16,960
Speaker 1: way too fast. If you watch the pros, every shot

506
00:25:17,440 --> 00:25:20,040
Speaker 1: takes tender loving care. Yes, here's the problem. We're not

507
00:25:20,119 --> 00:25:22,600
Speaker 1: pros and we don't have six hours to play around

508
00:25:22,600 --> 00:25:25,639
Speaker 1: the golf that's the difference. I don't have six hours

509
00:25:25,640 --> 00:25:26,879
Speaker 1: to wait for the guy in front of me or

510
00:25:26,920 --> 00:25:29,600
Speaker 1: the guy I'm playing with to walk around every side

511
00:25:29,600 --> 00:25:33,280
Speaker 1: of the green, move the club, walk up, scrape some

512
00:25:33,359 --> 00:25:35,720
Speaker 1: grass away, go to the backside of the green, get

513
00:25:35,760 --> 00:25:37,640
Speaker 1: down on all fours. I mean, I don't have time

514
00:25:37,680 --> 00:25:39,960
Speaker 1: for that, dude, though. You do, though, because I went

515
00:25:40,000 --> 00:25:42,480
Speaker 1: golfing with my son on Saturday and he was like,

516
00:25:42,800 --> 00:25:45,080
Speaker 1: what the crap, Like, it's been two hours. We've only

517
00:25:45,119 --> 00:25:48,360
Speaker 1: done nine holes, and I'm like, yeah, that's what you do,

518
00:25:48,520 --> 00:25:51,600
Speaker 1: like nine holes two hours for eighteen holes four hours.

519
00:25:51,640 --> 00:25:54,560
Speaker 1: He's like, this is a long time, and we don't

520
00:25:54,560 --> 00:25:57,199
Speaker 1: even realize that four hours is fine. I can't do

521
00:25:57,320 --> 00:25:59,399
Speaker 1: six hours because if you can do four, you can

522
00:25:59,400 --> 00:26:02,280
Speaker 1: do six. Can't If you can do two, you can

523
00:26:02,320 --> 00:26:06,200
Speaker 1: do four, right, no, right under two? He's nine, He

524
00:26:06,200 --> 00:26:08,280
Speaker 1: says he can get it done an hour and a half. Yeah,

525
00:26:08,640 --> 00:26:11,800
Speaker 1: I enjoy golf for nine for nine holes, but you

526
00:26:11,880 --> 00:26:15,359
Speaker 1: can't score. What do you mean you can't count your score?

527
00:26:15,440 --> 00:26:17,720
Speaker 1: I know I understand that. I'll name for money. You'll

528
00:26:17,720 --> 00:26:21,760
Speaker 1: never know how good you are though. Some Friday when

529
00:26:21,760 --> 00:26:23,480
Speaker 1: I don't have work the next day, I'll go figure

530
00:26:23,480 --> 00:26:24,840
Speaker 1: out how good I am, and I'll be out there

531
00:26:24,840 --> 00:26:28,560
Speaker 1: for five hours. I'll have a weird sunburn, I'll be

532
00:26:28,600 --> 00:26:31,199
Speaker 1: in a bad baser Is probably give me ten miss calls,

533
00:26:31,320 --> 00:26:32,639
Speaker 1: and then I gotta go hang out with her on

534
00:26:32,640 --> 00:26:35,359
Speaker 1: a Friday night and have no energy. At nine holes,

535
00:26:35,560 --> 00:26:37,919
Speaker 1: I still have the exact same amount of energy and

536
00:26:37,960 --> 00:26:40,960
Speaker 1: I'm ready to just rock. How did you play on Friday? Dude?

537
00:26:41,040 --> 00:26:44,400
Speaker 1: So me and Lunch played together. It was awesome. We

538
00:26:44,480 --> 00:26:49,440
Speaker 1: have not reunited to play golf and probably crazy though.

539
00:26:49,480 --> 00:26:51,320
Speaker 1: Like I was waiting for the invite, I saw there

540
00:26:51,400 --> 00:26:54,040
Speaker 1: was no invote. You guys didn't playing this. No. I

541
00:26:54,200 --> 00:26:56,000
Speaker 1: just go to hit a bucket of balls at the

542
00:26:56,080 --> 00:26:58,720
Speaker 1: driving range and I walk in and I see this

543
00:26:58,800 --> 00:27:00,600
Speaker 1: little short guy at the cool are trying to reach

544
00:27:00,640 --> 00:27:02,680
Speaker 1: the top shelf to get a couple of beers off.

545
00:27:02,760 --> 00:27:07,040
Speaker 1: And I walked over there and I said, can I

546
00:27:07,040 --> 00:27:09,080
Speaker 1: help you with that? He goes, hey, look what are

547
00:27:09,080 --> 00:27:12,360
Speaker 1: you doing there? And I was like here and he's like, yeah,

548
00:27:12,400 --> 00:27:13,879
Speaker 1: I'm trying to get those on the top shelf. So

549
00:27:13,920 --> 00:27:16,240
Speaker 1: I got him his four beers and I walked over

550
00:27:16,280 --> 00:27:17,600
Speaker 1: the cashier and I was like, hey, man, I just

551
00:27:17,600 --> 00:27:19,000
Speaker 1: want to, you know, hit a bucket of balls. And

552
00:27:19,040 --> 00:27:20,920
Speaker 1: I paid for my bucket of balls. And then Ray

553
00:27:20,960 --> 00:27:22,679
Speaker 1: walks up and goes, hey, why don't you play nine

554
00:27:22,720 --> 00:27:24,480
Speaker 1: with me? I'm not playing with anybody. And when you

555
00:27:24,520 --> 00:27:26,679
Speaker 1: went by yourself, it was nine in the morning or

556
00:27:27,600 --> 00:27:30,399
Speaker 1: thirty in the morning, oh after yeah, yeah, And so

557
00:27:30,440 --> 00:27:34,040
Speaker 1: I was like, I was like, okay, So so you

558
00:27:34,119 --> 00:27:36,880
Speaker 1: just showed up randomly and it's right by my house

559
00:27:36,920 --> 00:27:38,760
Speaker 1: and I can play it and I'll be home before nooon,

560
00:27:38,880 --> 00:27:40,840
Speaker 1: early in the morning. And then you just went to

561
00:27:40,880 --> 00:27:43,120
Speaker 1: hit a bucket of ball early in the morning. Kind

562
00:27:43,160 --> 00:27:46,280
Speaker 1: of life you guys have. And so I was like, okay,

563
00:27:46,280 --> 00:27:48,000
Speaker 1: I'll play with you. And then the storm rolled in.

564
00:27:48,040 --> 00:27:49,919
Speaker 1: So we played three holes and then I had to go.

565
00:27:50,040 --> 00:27:51,359
Speaker 1: It was like, all right, well that was fun. It

566
00:27:51,440 --> 00:27:53,720
Speaker 1: was a good time, and we totaled it and he

567
00:27:53,800 --> 00:27:58,240
Speaker 1: won seventeen to eighteen. It was some ugly holes. We

568
00:27:58,240 --> 00:28:01,600
Speaker 1: we had doubles, may have had a triple, had a triple.

569
00:28:01,760 --> 00:28:04,359
Speaker 1: He won by one. That sucks, dude, no no, And

570
00:28:04,440 --> 00:28:07,080
Speaker 1: that's it's the chipping. I can't get my chippinge But

571
00:28:07,119 --> 00:28:12,600
Speaker 1: you guys played the three whole match, That's what I'm saying.

572
00:28:12,640 --> 00:28:14,320
Speaker 1: But I was hitting it straight down the middle of

573
00:28:14,359 --> 00:28:17,920
Speaker 1: the drive, putting it right by the ground. No I'm saying,

574
00:28:17,960 --> 00:28:19,880
Speaker 1: But what I'm saying is in the middle. I mean

575
00:28:19,880 --> 00:28:23,800
Speaker 1: the whole. The the width of the fairway is. If

576
00:28:23,800 --> 00:28:25,359
Speaker 1: I could chip, I would have been hitting. It would

577
00:28:25,359 --> 00:28:28,320
Speaker 1: have been like a tin right. But straight is straight, straight, straight,

578
00:28:28,440 --> 00:28:30,359
Speaker 1: It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter if it's a crappy course.

579
00:28:30,400 --> 00:28:32,760
Speaker 1: But I agree if somebody's playing the other fairway, you're like,

580
00:28:32,800 --> 00:28:35,080
Speaker 1: well you can do that because it's McCay. It's not crappy.

581
00:28:35,080 --> 00:28:37,239
Speaker 1: It's just wide open, right, No, exactly. You can hit

582
00:28:37,280 --> 00:28:40,000
Speaker 1: a terrible first and your second when you're back golden again,

583
00:28:40,480 --> 00:28:43,520
Speaker 1: just like Patrick's. So my chipping was what my problem

584
00:28:43,640 --> 00:28:45,240
Speaker 1: is and I couldn't figure it out. And then I

585
00:28:45,360 --> 00:28:46,760
Speaker 1: the rain came in. I was like, all right, well,

586
00:28:46,800 --> 00:28:48,800
Speaker 1: I gotta go see you later because a storm too.

587
00:28:48,920 --> 00:28:51,240
Speaker 1: Hell of a storm. But and so then we finished

588
00:28:51,280 --> 00:28:53,800
Speaker 1: and then right takes off for the sore losers Instagram.

589
00:28:54,080 --> 00:28:57,760
Speaker 1: I can't tell you I love it when you do that. Huh,

590
00:28:58,200 --> 00:29:01,920
Speaker 1: freaking hilarious. Ray show fire trying goes, oh, we lost

591
00:29:01,920 --> 00:29:03,560
Speaker 1: a member, but he ended his life on a bar

592
00:29:04,200 --> 00:29:07,040
Speaker 1: because it looked like somebody died in the storm. It

593
00:29:07,080 --> 00:29:11,000
Speaker 1: was really just some power line down. It was Hey,

594
00:29:11,040 --> 00:29:12,800
Speaker 1: we heard the horn for the first time. I've never

595
00:29:12,840 --> 00:29:14,840
Speaker 1: been outside. When they tell you have to come in,

596
00:29:15,880 --> 00:29:18,560
Speaker 1: you know, and all the golfers take up mad dash

597
00:29:18,600 --> 00:29:21,080
Speaker 1: to the clubhouse. They give you a rain check. So, dude,

598
00:29:21,080 --> 00:29:23,440
Speaker 1: you should have saw this, all these golfers. I've never

599
00:29:23,640 --> 00:29:26,840
Speaker 1: seeing golfers try to lie and act like they're not lied.

600
00:29:27,360 --> 00:29:30,000
Speaker 1: How many holes did you play? I played one? I

601
00:29:30,000 --> 00:29:32,240
Speaker 1: played one. It was a really dude. The guy at

602
00:29:32,240 --> 00:29:34,360
Speaker 1: the cash register was like, so the group in front

603
00:29:34,360 --> 00:29:37,520
Speaker 1: of you was thirty minutes ahead of you, these guys.

604
00:29:37,560 --> 00:29:39,640
Speaker 1: And then the one guy goes, I played nine. I

605
00:29:39,640 --> 00:29:41,960
Speaker 1: played nine, and then he's like, you know what, I'm sorry,

606
00:29:41,960 --> 00:29:43,720
Speaker 1: I'm sorry it was eleven. Can you change that? And

607
00:29:43,720 --> 00:29:45,840
Speaker 1: because I already entered it in the system, you're fine

608
00:29:45,840 --> 00:29:49,000
Speaker 1: because apparently they refund you per hole. So I go

609
00:29:49,080 --> 00:29:50,280
Speaker 1: up there and you know, I'm like, well, I gotta

610
00:29:50,280 --> 00:29:52,120
Speaker 1: shave off at least one or two. I mean, I'm

611
00:29:52,120 --> 00:29:53,960
Speaker 1: the sissonator. I was like, oh, yeah, I just played

612
00:29:53,960 --> 00:29:56,600
Speaker 1: two holes, and I'm like, crap, Lunch probably already went

613
00:29:56,640 --> 00:30:01,280
Speaker 1: up there and said we played I'm gonna tell him

614
00:30:01,280 --> 00:30:04,000
Speaker 1: the truth. I absolutely said we paid two holes because one.

615
00:30:04,120 --> 00:30:06,240
Speaker 1: You couldn't say one. It wouldn't have been believed, wouldn't

616
00:30:06,280 --> 00:30:07,880
Speaker 1: because they know they have your name, so they know

617
00:30:07,920 --> 00:30:09,760
Speaker 1: what time you teat all, but they don't know the

618
00:30:09,800 --> 00:30:11,760
Speaker 1: pace out there, right. That's why if we would have

619
00:30:11,800 --> 00:30:13,440
Speaker 1: said one, it was like, that's not believable because we

620
00:30:13,520 --> 00:30:16,360
Speaker 1: really played three. So it's the time gap. But what's

621
00:30:16,400 --> 00:30:19,040
Speaker 1: the rain check? Like, if you say you only played three,

622
00:30:19,760 --> 00:30:23,600
Speaker 1: they give you no my rain checks for all nine holes? Yes,

623
00:30:23,720 --> 00:30:26,520
Speaker 1: I think it's if you get over like halfway got it,

624
00:30:26,640 --> 00:30:28,840
Speaker 1: got it. And that's why these guys, I mean, they're fidgeting.

625
00:30:28,880 --> 00:30:33,440
Speaker 1: It was pretty entertaining. Yes, you had to lie. Every

626
00:30:33,520 --> 00:30:35,880
Speaker 1: golfer that went in there was lined like, uh, yeah,

627
00:30:35,920 --> 00:30:38,280
Speaker 1: I just played four. Frank ended up getting a hot dog.

628
00:30:38,320 --> 00:30:40,080
Speaker 1: He had. We had to come back and he's like, oh,

629
00:30:40,160 --> 00:30:42,120
Speaker 1: the one guy. He goes, wasn't he your partner? And

630
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Speaker 1: he goes, oh no, yeah, I had to go in

631
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Speaker 1: the golf cart and go back and get him. He

632
00:30:45,200 --> 00:30:47,240
Speaker 1: ended up just hanging back a little bit. They're like

633
00:30:47,520 --> 00:30:50,120
Speaker 1: this guy, guy, it made no sense to the guy

634
00:30:50,120 --> 00:30:52,520
Speaker 1: at the till he's like, this isn't adding up. But

635
00:30:52,600 --> 00:30:54,520
Speaker 1: and then Ray tells me his little trick that he

636
00:30:54,560 --> 00:30:56,440
Speaker 1: did a couple of weeks ago. Is he went in

637
00:30:56,440 --> 00:30:58,840
Speaker 1: there and they're like, oh, sorry, cash only the machines down,

638
00:30:58,880 --> 00:31:01,080
Speaker 1: we can't use credit card. And he's like, well, okay,

639
00:31:01,080 --> 00:31:02,480
Speaker 1: so he just drove his car to the other side

640
00:31:02,520 --> 00:31:04,240
Speaker 1: of the parking lot and playing holes three through nine,

641
00:31:04,880 --> 00:31:07,040
Speaker 1: so he didn't have because he didn't have cash. I mean,

642
00:31:07,120 --> 00:31:08,520
Speaker 1: let me just grow run to the A t M

643
00:31:08,520 --> 00:31:10,240
Speaker 1: and get out some twenties real quick, because you guys

644
00:31:10,280 --> 00:31:12,800
Speaker 1: don't have the technology to accept a car like that.

645
00:31:12,880 --> 00:31:16,320
Speaker 1: Clubhouse looks real nice, though, guys, what about it? Like,

646
00:31:16,400 --> 00:31:18,360
Speaker 1: I don't know, I thought you guys were playing like

647
00:31:18,400 --> 00:31:20,400
Speaker 1: a special country club when you when you posted that

648
00:31:20,480 --> 00:31:25,400
Speaker 1: video and it's very fancy. Yeah, so it was nice,

649
00:31:25,440 --> 00:31:28,000
Speaker 1: but yeah, I ended up after the rain left. I

650
00:31:28,040 --> 00:31:29,800
Speaker 1: had the rain check, but I still played went and

651
00:31:29,800 --> 00:31:32,840
Speaker 1: played eleven holes. And what I learned is they all

652
00:31:32,880 --> 00:31:35,520
Speaker 1: did a shotgun start. If you're playing eleven, why don't

653
00:31:35,520 --> 00:31:37,239
Speaker 1: just do a teen coach? Because I had to go.

654
00:31:37,440 --> 00:31:39,600
Speaker 1: I had stuff going on. I got text coming in here,

655
00:31:39,600 --> 00:31:40,880
Speaker 1: what you do this? Hey, I need you to pick

656
00:31:40,960 --> 00:31:47,600
Speaker 1: up this dime bag stuff like that. Bad reference. But anyway,

657
00:31:46,920 --> 00:31:50,120
Speaker 1: because he's smart because he got his rain check. But

658
00:31:50,160 --> 00:31:52,160
Speaker 1: then also a shotgun start, so everybody goes back to

659
00:31:52,160 --> 00:31:54,480
Speaker 1: the hole they started on. Everybody went and start, but

660
00:31:54,520 --> 00:31:56,840
Speaker 1: I think everybody started like one or two or three.

661
00:31:56,920 --> 00:31:59,400
Speaker 1: So because I dude, no, well not for me, I

662
00:31:59,440 --> 00:32:01,600
Speaker 1: started back for me, and lunch were at four. I

663
00:32:01,680 --> 00:32:03,920
Speaker 1: played every whole wide open. That's why I was able

664
00:32:03,960 --> 00:32:06,280
Speaker 1: to do the videos and stuff. There wasn't one person

665
00:32:06,320 --> 00:32:08,160
Speaker 1: around me for an hour and a half. But there

666
00:32:08,200 --> 00:32:10,280
Speaker 1: was a tree blocking the damn g and Ray. It

667
00:32:10,320 --> 00:32:12,480
Speaker 1: was so funny because he's like, oh, this one's for

668
00:32:12,600 --> 00:32:15,719
Speaker 1: bar when it comes back. Double bogy, damnit, double bogie.

669
00:32:15,760 --> 00:32:17,520
Speaker 1: I tried to be. I was like, I could lie

670
00:32:17,720 --> 00:32:19,200
Speaker 1: and act like I'm a lot better than I am,

671
00:32:19,480 --> 00:32:21,880
Speaker 1: or do I tell the instagram exactly how it would goes?

672
00:32:21,920 --> 00:32:23,959
Speaker 1: So I go, all right, guys, this is my second shot.

673
00:32:24,080 --> 00:32:25,640
Speaker 1: Damn it. It It was a double bogy. There was a

674
00:32:25,680 --> 00:32:29,040
Speaker 1: tree on the freaking course. It is entertaining, especially if

675
00:32:29,040 --> 00:32:31,200
Speaker 1: somebody's at their job. They're bored out of their mind.

676
00:32:31,240 --> 00:32:33,520
Speaker 1: Everybody hates their jobs. So they were able to watch

677
00:32:33,560 --> 00:32:38,320
Speaker 1: holes three through nine hilarious. I'm putting for bar, but

678
00:32:38,480 --> 00:32:40,720
Speaker 1: there's a damn tree in my way. Play it as

679
00:32:40,720 --> 00:32:42,600
Speaker 1: you lie, though you can't move the tree, and I

680
00:32:42,640 --> 00:32:45,120
Speaker 1: mean it was really funny. And then and then Ray

681
00:32:45,200 --> 00:32:49,040
Speaker 1: joined Facebook. Yes, oh you're on Facebook now? Yeah. I

682
00:32:49,080 --> 00:32:52,040
Speaker 1: woke up on Saturday morning or maybe she hit me

683
00:32:52,080 --> 00:32:53,560
Speaker 1: up while she was at work and she get my

684
00:32:53,640 --> 00:32:56,520
Speaker 1: wife and said, I created you a Facebook account so

685
00:32:56,560 --> 00:32:59,520
Speaker 1: you can now interact with the sort losers nation. So

686
00:32:59,840 --> 00:33:01,800
Speaker 1: I got the app. I mean, I'm I'm on on

687
00:33:02,360 --> 00:33:04,280
Speaker 1: their comment and all over the place. He's on there

688
00:33:04,320 --> 00:33:05,880
Speaker 1: and he's like, hey, I'm at the pool a lot

689
00:33:05,880 --> 00:33:07,440
Speaker 1: of floss. What are you guys doing? And then they

690
00:33:07,520 --> 00:33:10,800
Speaker 1: want to get Then they want pictures and that's how

691
00:33:10,800 --> 00:33:13,280
Speaker 1: you get in trouble. Guys. Now, after watching the US Open,

692
00:33:13,600 --> 00:33:15,160
Speaker 1: are you gonna tell me the l I V is

693
00:33:15,320 --> 00:33:17,440
Speaker 1: you know, gonna take over the p g A? Where

694
00:33:17,440 --> 00:33:20,000
Speaker 1: were those l IV golfers? How do they do? Coach?

695
00:33:20,400 --> 00:33:21,920
Speaker 1: How did they do? How did the l i V

696
00:33:22,040 --> 00:33:24,320
Speaker 1: golfers do? You didn't care about them when they were

697
00:33:24,800 --> 00:33:28,400
Speaker 1: hidden terrible shots like that like two years ago. It's this,

698
00:33:28,520 --> 00:33:31,960
Speaker 1: it's just around, it's a it's just one tournament bill.

699
00:33:32,040 --> 00:33:34,280
Speaker 1: Did you guys see Phil with his five o'clock shadow?

700
00:33:34,440 --> 00:33:36,880
Speaker 1: He looked like my local guy that changes oil down

701
00:33:36,960 --> 00:33:38,720
Speaker 1: the street. He drinks ten beers at night and comes

702
00:33:38,720 --> 00:33:40,440
Speaker 1: to work to next year. What was he doing on Saturday?

703
00:33:41,960 --> 00:33:46,120
Speaker 1: He was at home. I mean, when you get some,

704
00:33:46,480 --> 00:33:48,680
Speaker 1: you do you realize how good the golf is in

705
00:33:48,720 --> 00:33:50,200
Speaker 1: the p G A compared to the l i V.

706
00:33:51,280 --> 00:33:53,000
Speaker 1: But would it have have been kind of cool of Phil

707
00:33:53,080 --> 00:33:55,000
Speaker 1: or Dustin Johnson would have won that or would have

708
00:33:55,000 --> 00:33:57,400
Speaker 1: been in contention. But they weren't. They weren't even there.

709
00:33:57,480 --> 00:34:00,400
Speaker 1: But four golfers from the l I V the cut.

710
00:34:01,160 --> 00:34:05,600
Speaker 1: So who are ones that are still p G A? Um,

711
00:34:06,520 --> 00:34:08,759
Speaker 1: their their family. They will always be there there with

712
00:34:08,800 --> 00:34:11,600
Speaker 1: the PGA now will never do live. Who are some

713
00:34:11,680 --> 00:34:15,000
Speaker 1: of those golfers that are so so good? Was really good? Always?

714
00:34:15,360 --> 00:34:18,000
Speaker 1: Coach Rory has been has been bad the last five years.

715
00:34:18,480 --> 00:34:22,480
Speaker 1: He's finally back this year. He's finally back this year. Okay, great,

716
00:34:22,600 --> 00:34:26,160
Speaker 1: but you didn't complain the last five years, oh Rory, Rory, No,

717
00:34:26,280 --> 00:34:29,120
Speaker 1: it doesn't matter, because that's what happens. Players are good

718
00:34:29,160 --> 00:34:31,440
Speaker 1: one year, they're bad. For five they're good. Look at

719
00:34:31,520 --> 00:34:34,440
Speaker 1: Ricky Fowler, he's in that five right now. Yeah, but

720
00:34:34,480 --> 00:34:41,279
Speaker 1: he's not living. Yeah, but would p g A want him. Yes,

721
00:34:41,360 --> 00:34:44,000
Speaker 1: he's been on the p g A. He's eligible, not

722
00:34:44,080 --> 00:34:46,360
Speaker 1: making cuts, but no one cares anything because he's not

723
00:34:46,360 --> 00:34:49,840
Speaker 1: going to Sadie. These dudes, they're just like coach. They

724
00:34:49,920 --> 00:34:52,680
Speaker 1: play well some tournaments, some tournaments they don't. This happened

725
00:34:52,719 --> 00:34:54,919
Speaker 1: to be the spotlights on these guys because they went

726
00:34:54,960 --> 00:34:58,120
Speaker 1: for the money. They're following evil. Who gives a crap.

727
00:34:58,640 --> 00:35:01,480
Speaker 1: They're good too, They're gonna play well somedays. I just

728
00:35:01,520 --> 00:35:04,280
Speaker 1: want to know where we can watch it. You can't, exactly.

729
00:35:06,160 --> 00:35:08,520
Speaker 1: That's the thing. Everybody's so all the l i v

730
00:35:08,640 --> 00:35:10,480
Speaker 1: C looks. You're so wrong about the l i v

731
00:35:10,600 --> 00:35:13,640
Speaker 1: it's taking over. Really, those l i v cover sex.

732
00:35:15,640 --> 00:35:18,600
Speaker 1: Here's the thing. Eventually, they're gonna be ineligible for major's

733
00:35:18,680 --> 00:35:22,000
Speaker 1: if they don't get rankings. If it cares. They're also

734
00:35:22,600 --> 00:35:25,560
Speaker 1: almost about to join the Senior Tour. Coach, I understand that,

735
00:35:25,600 --> 00:35:28,439
Speaker 1: but everybody's like, see, they're playing in the Major still. Yeah,

736
00:35:28,480 --> 00:35:30,520
Speaker 1: because they're still ranked in the top fifty in the

737
00:35:30,520 --> 00:35:33,120
Speaker 1: world or whatever the exemptions are if the l i V,

738
00:35:33,200 --> 00:35:35,359
Speaker 1: which they're gonna apply for membership where they can get

739
00:35:35,360 --> 00:35:38,040
Speaker 1: points from their tournaments. If they need to get rejected,

740
00:35:38,600 --> 00:35:41,400
Speaker 1: they're gonna drop down the list, and all of a sudden,

741
00:35:41,400 --> 00:35:43,479
Speaker 1: guess what if you haven't won a major, you can't come.

742
00:35:43,880 --> 00:35:46,120
Speaker 1: You're not in the top certain of the world. You're

743
00:35:46,120 --> 00:35:49,040
Speaker 1: not invited to these majors, so you're really just playing

744
00:35:49,080 --> 00:35:54,080
Speaker 1: exhibition matches every few weeks. I love the players coming

745
00:35:54,080 --> 00:35:56,279
Speaker 1: out and saying and then and then Charles Barkley's like,

746
00:35:56,320 --> 00:35:58,239
Speaker 1: for two million to play and live, I'd kill a

747
00:35:58,239 --> 00:36:03,200
Speaker 1: family member because and what I like, that's funny, hilarious. Yeah,

748
00:36:03,239 --> 00:36:07,360
Speaker 1: it's people now, it's money, it's power, it's uh guys,

749
00:36:07,400 --> 00:36:10,080
Speaker 1: it's always always been that devisive issue. But what is

750
00:36:10,080 --> 00:36:13,160
Speaker 1: funny now You've got Rom Like Rom comes out, Man,

751
00:36:13,600 --> 00:36:16,399
Speaker 1: these little tournaments means something to me. Man, you put

752
00:36:16,440 --> 00:36:19,399
Speaker 1: my name underneath Jack Nicholas and that means something. Rom

753
00:36:19,440 --> 00:36:21,560
Speaker 1: you play for the money. Yeah, Rom, you're from Spain,

754
00:36:22,200 --> 00:36:24,080
Speaker 1: but no, no, he Why are some of these people

755
00:36:24,120 --> 00:36:26,680
Speaker 1: backing the PGA. They act like they're an ambassador for

756
00:36:26,680 --> 00:36:30,000
Speaker 1: the PA coach because they're no, no, no, they're not.

757
00:36:30,640 --> 00:36:32,960
Speaker 1: The PHP is going to John Rom and saying, hey,

758
00:36:33,080 --> 00:36:36,000
Speaker 1: will you give a speech about how you like the PGA.

759
00:36:36,080 --> 00:36:38,799
Speaker 1: But Rom had a pretty moving speech that he gave.

760
00:36:38,920 --> 00:36:41,080
Speaker 1: You know, he said, these tournaments means something. He's like,

761
00:36:41,120 --> 00:36:43,640
Speaker 1: it's not about money, it's about you know, having a

762
00:36:43,680 --> 00:36:45,759
Speaker 1: self worth or whatever you said. I don't even know.

763
00:36:46,120 --> 00:36:47,600
Speaker 1: All I know is he said, it's cool to have

764
00:36:47,880 --> 00:36:50,120
Speaker 1: a legacy of where you put your name on trophies

765
00:36:50,160 --> 00:36:53,400
Speaker 1: like these guys. So you don't think companies or organizations

766
00:36:53,520 --> 00:36:57,920
Speaker 1: or whatever have people that groom members. Oh I ain't

767
00:36:57,960 --> 00:37:02,480
Speaker 1: touching that room remembers you have one of them on

768
00:37:02,560 --> 00:37:05,520
Speaker 1: your one, one on one little groom means and being like, hey,

769
00:37:06,000 --> 00:37:09,040
Speaker 1: and I bought you all those picklebacks. You know you

770
00:37:09,040 --> 00:37:11,120
Speaker 1: want another one. I'm not a part of this talk.

771
00:37:11,200 --> 00:37:14,480
Speaker 1: While we're out having fun, Hey, man, do me a favor. Man,

772
00:37:14,520 --> 00:37:16,480
Speaker 1: when you're out doing some of these little press conferences,

773
00:37:16,560 --> 00:37:19,200
Speaker 1: just say stuff like Jack Nicholson, you know, Tiger Woods

774
00:37:19,200 --> 00:37:22,719
Speaker 1: and Jack Nicholson the actor. Yeah, whatever you like, you know,

775
00:37:23,120 --> 00:37:25,360
Speaker 1: they mean something, Arnold Palmer, It's not just a drink

776
00:37:25,360 --> 00:37:27,920
Speaker 1: it's a part of a legacy. I agree with Eddie,

777
00:37:28,040 --> 00:37:30,239
Speaker 1: of course. Yeah, what it is, it's just it's like

778
00:37:30,520 --> 00:37:32,879
Speaker 1: it's some hand. It's some it's some what it's grease

779
00:37:32,920 --> 00:37:35,920
Speaker 1: in the pig, Thank you coach. So these hand handshakes

780
00:37:35,960 --> 00:37:39,360
Speaker 1: are lubricated and there you go. You don't think that

781
00:37:39,680 --> 00:37:42,960
Speaker 1: you're The PGA is freaking out a little bit because

782
00:37:42,960 --> 00:37:45,239
Speaker 1: they have competition for the first time of they don't

783
00:37:45,239 --> 00:37:47,720
Speaker 1: have competition. The p G A is the hot girl

784
00:37:47,880 --> 00:37:50,080
Speaker 1: and then a new hot girl comes to the school

785
00:37:50,200 --> 00:37:54,680
Speaker 1: and got bigger boob that way, bigger boobs. Yeah, how

786
00:37:55,200 --> 00:37:57,200
Speaker 1: it's on the top. Fifteen golfers went over to the

787
00:37:57,320 --> 00:38:00,680
Speaker 1: l i V coach. We're not yet, we're early, you

788
00:38:00,719 --> 00:38:05,520
Speaker 1: guys said, this is preliminary their boots. Do you think

789
00:38:05,520 --> 00:38:07,960
Speaker 1: the pach you're not nervous at all? That would be

790
00:38:08,040 --> 00:38:11,640
Speaker 1: a crowd. Can't coach, there's a bye coach. Elon musk

791
00:38:11,800 --> 00:38:14,759
Speaker 1: Is freaks out when someone else builds an electric car,

792
00:38:14,920 --> 00:38:17,680
Speaker 1: everyone freaks in, says, whoa who is that? What do

793
00:38:17,680 --> 00:38:19,560
Speaker 1: we need to do here? We need to squash them.

794
00:38:19,760 --> 00:38:21,959
Speaker 1: Guess what they're not squashing the l I V. They're

795
00:38:22,000 --> 00:38:24,279
Speaker 1: losing members to the l I V. And they said, fine,

796
00:38:24,320 --> 00:38:26,359
Speaker 1: we can survive with out. Of course, you can say

797
00:38:26,400 --> 00:38:29,160
Speaker 1: whatever you want, but what you really feel different things?

798
00:38:29,160 --> 00:38:33,040
Speaker 1: Then is this Fitzpatrick or Zala Taurus or Scheffler or Rory?

799
00:38:33,160 --> 00:38:35,479
Speaker 1: Are they going to l I V? Sala Taurus coach?

800
00:38:35,480 --> 00:38:37,960
Speaker 1: Nobody even knows who that is. He's in the top

801
00:38:38,000 --> 00:38:40,439
Speaker 1: five and the majors the last three people still don't

802
00:38:40,440 --> 00:38:42,479
Speaker 1: know that name. Hey, did you say they know Kevin

803
00:38:42,560 --> 00:38:47,640
Speaker 1: Naw exactly? They know Louis Oast has the president of

804
00:38:48,120 --> 00:38:51,239
Speaker 1: Live No sorry, sorry, sir, president of p g A.

805
00:38:51,440 --> 00:38:53,520
Speaker 1: They gave him a two minute block. It wasn't this week.

806
00:38:53,560 --> 00:38:55,200
Speaker 1: I think it was last week. And so he goes

807
00:38:55,239 --> 00:38:56,960
Speaker 1: on there and he goes, have you ever had to

808
00:38:56,960 --> 00:38:59,120
Speaker 1: apologize for being a member of the p g A?

809
00:38:59,520 --> 00:39:02,160
Speaker 1: Like he at his speech down. I was actually kind

810
00:39:02,160 --> 00:39:03,920
Speaker 1: of but they're not freaking out, dude. I was kind

811
00:39:03,960 --> 00:39:05,319
Speaker 1: of moved by it. But I was like, damn, he's

812
00:39:05,320 --> 00:39:07,799
Speaker 1: been in about speech class for about two straight weeks

813
00:39:07,840 --> 00:39:10,799
Speaker 1: rehearsing that. You got moved by it because you go

814
00:39:11,080 --> 00:39:12,480
Speaker 1: that's how he ended it. He goes, just let me

815
00:39:12,520 --> 00:39:14,480
Speaker 1: ask you this. The Saudi Arabia, the people that involved

816
00:39:14,520 --> 00:39:16,960
Speaker 1: with nine eleven. Let me ask you this. Yes, that's

817
00:39:17,320 --> 00:39:20,600
Speaker 1: what they all are, relating it to Saudi Arabia. Yeah,

818
00:39:20,680 --> 00:39:24,440
Speaker 1: they're terrorists funded. Yes, that's what the big deal. Let

819
00:39:24,440 --> 00:39:26,640
Speaker 1: me say the statement. He goes this, have you ever

820
00:39:26,719 --> 00:39:31,040
Speaker 1: had to apologize for being a member of the PGA? Thanks, Jim.

821
00:39:31,320 --> 00:39:32,919
Speaker 1: I mean I was like, whoa, that's actually a pretty

822
00:39:32,960 --> 00:39:35,640
Speaker 1: damn good ending. Hey did you get up in salute?

823
00:39:35,680 --> 00:39:38,480
Speaker 1: I was like, screw the lift. What am I agreeing to?

824
00:39:39,719 --> 00:39:42,239
Speaker 1: That was? That was a pretty strong statement. But yeah,

825
00:39:42,239 --> 00:39:44,640
Speaker 1: so everybody's like, it's like freedom Fries all over again.

826
00:39:46,200 --> 00:39:49,759
Speaker 1: Where our dads? My dad, Hello, sir, I'd like to

827
00:39:49,920 --> 00:39:54,520
Speaker 1: order free dad. Put your salute down there called McDonald's fries. Oh,

828
00:39:54,719 --> 00:39:56,680
Speaker 1: I'll never forget. We want to arrest. My father in

829
00:39:56,760 --> 00:39:59,080
Speaker 1: law was like, I'll take a cheeseburger, let us tomatoes

830
00:39:59,080 --> 00:40:02,400
Speaker 1: on there, no pickle in an extra order of freedom fries.

831
00:40:07,200 --> 00:40:13,200
Speaker 1: We gotta bring back to freedom fries. Okay, So I'll

832
00:40:13,200 --> 00:40:15,200
Speaker 1: get your friends friends, you know what I am after

833
00:40:15,239 --> 00:40:17,759
Speaker 1: this on the Sword Losers Instagram, I'm getting Chick fil

834
00:40:17,800 --> 00:40:25,359
Speaker 1: A and I'm gonna request freedom waffle fries. They're talking

835
00:40:25,360 --> 00:40:29,200
Speaker 1: about golf here, yes, sir, I'm just here in between

836
00:40:29,200 --> 00:40:32,359
Speaker 1: college classes. I I get you want fries, please call

837
00:40:32,400 --> 00:40:36,200
Speaker 1: them their menu name. They called him waffle fries, and

838
00:40:36,520 --> 00:40:39,239
Speaker 1: I don't even think they're just fries. I'll go with

839
00:40:39,280 --> 00:40:44,239
Speaker 1: freedom fries always. That wasn't that like Americans. France turned

840
00:40:44,239 --> 00:40:48,080
Speaker 1: their back on America on some issues, so for six

841
00:40:48,120 --> 00:40:51,359
Speaker 1: months we gave them the freedom about so man, there

842
00:40:51,560 --> 00:40:58,160
Speaker 1: there we go. I got freedom toast a boy good good,

843
00:41:00,000 --> 00:41:01,880
Speaker 1: you know, and I went to I went, I went

844
00:41:01,920 --> 00:41:07,600
Speaker 1: to the Thundercloud and I said, I'll take up freedom. Yeah, yeah,

845
00:41:07,680 --> 00:41:09,920
Speaker 1: no no. And in the same place the Thundercloud, I

846
00:41:09,960 --> 00:41:14,600
Speaker 1: got the bread. Make sure it's freedom bread, and I said,

847
00:41:14,600 --> 00:41:20,680
Speaker 1: I want to freedom kiss and that girl and he's like,

848
00:41:20,719 --> 00:41:24,239
Speaker 1: you might make out fo kiss you you want a

849
00:41:24,280 --> 00:41:32,520
Speaker 1: French No, I want to freedom. Oh my god, sounds stupid.

850
00:41:32,520 --> 00:41:38,279
Speaker 1: And congrats to the UH Warriors were already said that

851
00:41:39,120 --> 00:41:42,480
Speaker 1: it wasn't a real one. What was the tweet? How

852
00:41:42,520 --> 00:41:46,239
Speaker 1: amazing it was that we predicted all that stuff. Dude.

853
00:41:46,239 --> 00:41:49,040
Speaker 1: I predicted Steph Curry over thirty points. I predicted the

854
00:41:49,040 --> 00:41:52,200
Speaker 1: Warriors to win the four point dogs, and I predicted

855
00:41:52,239 --> 00:41:54,440
Speaker 1: Adam had When when I we were recording the podcast

856
00:41:54,480 --> 00:41:57,120
Speaker 1: on Thursday, he was two strokes back and I just

857
00:41:57,160 --> 00:41:58,719
Speaker 1: saw he had a full day in front of him.

858
00:41:58,719 --> 00:42:00,440
Speaker 1: So I was like, I'll say Adam had when in

859
00:42:00,480 --> 00:42:02,120
Speaker 1: the league. I think he ended the day on the

860
00:42:02,200 --> 00:42:07,719
Speaker 1: league tight for it. The lunch goes out on the craziest,

861
00:42:07,760 --> 00:42:13,480
Speaker 1: He's like, it's very likely the Nationals we had. We

862
00:42:13,560 --> 00:42:16,359
Speaker 1: had no shot. But I was having I was trying

863
00:42:16,400 --> 00:42:20,279
Speaker 1: to have positive thoughts that we were almost perfect. We

864
00:42:20,280 --> 00:42:22,640
Speaker 1: were too small of a city to host one, but

865
00:42:22,719 --> 00:42:25,040
Speaker 1: I thought, Okay, the way they did the NFL Draft

866
00:42:25,080 --> 00:42:27,920
Speaker 1: here and everybody was like, wow, that's amazing what they

867
00:42:27,920 --> 00:42:29,560
Speaker 1: did that for the NFL Draft. I thought maybe they

868
00:42:29,560 --> 00:42:32,320
Speaker 1: would throw us a bone because we were so good stadium,

869
00:42:32,400 --> 00:42:34,239
Speaker 1: but we're just not. We're gonna have the tight new

870
00:42:34,400 --> 00:42:37,319
Speaker 1: stadium by then, we are were they going to play

871
00:42:37,320 --> 00:42:43,040
Speaker 1: at the soccer plays the new Titans Stadium. The new

872
00:42:43,040 --> 00:42:45,720
Speaker 1: Titans Stadium that they're building will be done in two years.

873
00:42:45,800 --> 00:42:47,600
Speaker 1: It being built because guess what, I haven't seen it

874
00:42:47,640 --> 00:42:49,560
Speaker 1: break ground. They're gonna build it in the parking lot

875
00:42:49,600 --> 00:42:52,400
Speaker 1: of Titan Stadium. It's that's not gonna be a clusterfy,

876
00:42:52,480 --> 00:42:54,480
Speaker 1: and it's gonna be ready in two years, three years,

877
00:42:54,600 --> 00:42:57,440
Speaker 1: three years, four years to You don't know how long

878
00:42:57,480 --> 00:43:00,160
Speaker 1: things take to build. My apartment got knocked down in

879
00:43:00,200 --> 00:43:03,680
Speaker 1: two thousand and nineteen. The four Seasons still hasn't opened,

880
00:43:03,800 --> 00:43:05,960
Speaker 1: and it's three years ago. And I'll hang up and list.

881
00:43:06,000 --> 00:43:08,080
Speaker 1: There's a house across the street from my house. Coach,

882
00:43:08,120 --> 00:43:13,319
Speaker 1: they've been building nothing for five years? Sare feet? Why

883
00:43:13,320 --> 00:43:17,840
Speaker 1: are you yelling at sale? That's what they're saying, is

884
00:43:17,880 --> 00:43:20,880
Speaker 1: that the Titan Stadium will be ready. So what are

885
00:43:20,880 --> 00:43:27,880
Speaker 1: the cities they're like? Miami, are Houston, Dallas, Kansas City? No,

886
00:43:28,120 --> 00:43:31,360
Speaker 1: Chicago didn't get Arrowhead got it. Kansas City. I'm not

887
00:43:31,400 --> 00:43:35,359
Speaker 1: really understanding. Well, because they're known for the soccer. They

888
00:43:35,360 --> 00:43:38,000
Speaker 1: have that crazy Battery Park or whatever, but it still

889
00:43:38,040 --> 00:43:41,080
Speaker 1: seems crazy to me that Kansas for soccer. Yeah, whenever

890
00:43:41,239 --> 00:43:43,040
Speaker 1: they were doing the World Cup, they always go live

891
00:43:43,080 --> 00:43:47,120
Speaker 1: to that Kansas City bar. And they in Los Angeles,

892
00:43:47,200 --> 00:43:50,880
Speaker 1: I mean, big city Nashville. I was just wishful thinking.

893
00:43:51,280 --> 00:43:53,280
Speaker 1: I didn't know if they would really get one. I'm sad,

894
00:43:53,320 --> 00:43:55,279
Speaker 1: but I will have to travel now to go to

895
00:43:55,320 --> 00:43:57,400
Speaker 1: a game. Where are you going? I don't know, Atlanta

896
00:43:57,440 --> 00:44:00,000
Speaker 1: get one? I don't know. I don't remember if Atlantic

897
00:44:00,000 --> 00:44:02,359
Speaker 1: got one, but Miami got one. That's too far, Oh

898
00:44:02,400 --> 00:44:05,239
Speaker 1: it is? Yeahs a ten hour drive. Oh well, I

899
00:44:05,280 --> 00:44:06,839
Speaker 1: was playing on making a weekend of it and seeing

900
00:44:06,880 --> 00:44:09,040
Speaker 1: multiple games and meeting up with some of the like

901
00:44:09,360 --> 00:44:14,120
Speaker 1: some of the buddies, drinking buddies from Greg Pat Philly.

902
00:44:14,520 --> 00:44:17,320
Speaker 1: I mean we we already started texting all Robert Schwartz

903
00:44:17,400 --> 00:44:20,279
Speaker 1: the soccer team. No, not Comika, she doesn't care about

904
00:44:19,960 --> 00:44:25,040
Speaker 1: the Marvin and Mitchell. No, definitely, definitely not Marvin and Mitchell.

905
00:44:25,560 --> 00:44:29,000
Speaker 1: Come on, you guys want to make amends. I'm extending

906
00:44:29,040 --> 00:44:33,680
Speaker 1: the olive. Marvin, it's me, Oh the new number? Who this?

907
00:44:35,920 --> 00:44:39,120
Speaker 1: I am? Mitchell moved? Man, Mitchell's out. Really he moved.

908
00:44:39,400 --> 00:44:43,920
Speaker 1: He's the only person that left Nashville. Yeah. Still, I mean,

909
00:44:43,920 --> 00:44:45,360
Speaker 1: if you look at twenty new cars to day, is

910
00:44:45,400 --> 00:44:47,040
Speaker 1: what they say on the road unbelievable. I don't know

911
00:44:47,080 --> 00:44:49,200
Speaker 1: how they figure that. They just make it up. But

912
00:44:49,239 --> 00:44:51,520
Speaker 1: if one more car pulls onto forty, I'm not going

913
00:44:51,600 --> 00:44:54,280
Speaker 1: to get home after work. That's what it's gotten to coach.

914
00:44:54,280 --> 00:44:58,040
Speaker 1: I went downtown this weekend. I mean, the amount of

915
00:44:58,680 --> 00:45:04,080
Speaker 1: trucks in busses hot tub busses, and I mean there

916
00:45:04,160 --> 00:45:06,760
Speaker 1: was one, there was a fire. There was a fire truck.

917
00:45:07,200 --> 00:45:14,080
Speaker 1: Have you seen that one ray that it looks legitruck? Party? Yes, dude,

918
00:45:14,239 --> 00:45:16,160
Speaker 1: what if you're on your dying breath and you run

919
00:45:16,239 --> 00:45:18,800
Speaker 1: up to this fire truck and it's a damn party

920
00:45:18,880 --> 00:45:22,360
Speaker 1: fire truck and coach and the driver looks like a fireman,

921
00:45:22,480 --> 00:45:27,360
Speaker 1: he's all ripped and everything. I taught my kids this weekend.

922
00:45:27,400 --> 00:45:29,480
Speaker 1: It was a proud dad moment. My three year old

923
00:45:29,480 --> 00:45:31,480
Speaker 1: and two year old. I taught him what a woo

924
00:45:31,480 --> 00:45:38,320
Speaker 1: girl was because we were driving like girls they're walking. Oh,

925
00:45:40,000 --> 00:45:44,360
Speaker 1: so we're driving and there's a pedal tavern and I

926
00:45:44,440 --> 00:45:46,200
Speaker 1: and they're remind me to tell you something about those

927
00:45:46,200 --> 00:45:48,239
Speaker 1: two and they're on there and my my three year

928
00:45:48,239 --> 00:45:50,520
Speaker 1: old goes, dad, who are they? And I was like, oh,

929
00:45:50,560 --> 00:45:53,400
Speaker 1: they're woo girls and he was like huh. And I

930
00:45:54,000 --> 00:45:56,600
Speaker 1: go watch this and I hunk and they all go.

931
00:45:59,239 --> 00:46:03,120
Speaker 1: And so now my three year hey, he's got baby

932
00:46:03,160 --> 00:46:05,440
Speaker 1: seats in the back. Three year old and two year

933
00:46:05,440 --> 00:46:07,879
Speaker 1: old will walk around the house now and be like, dadda,

934
00:46:07,920 --> 00:46:13,719
Speaker 1: I remember when the girls go who? But did you

935
00:46:13,760 --> 00:46:15,640
Speaker 1: teach him how to be respectful to women too. It

936
00:46:15,760 --> 00:46:17,640
Speaker 1: was hilarious that I was like, oh, they're kind of

937
00:46:17,680 --> 00:46:19,360
Speaker 1: like MoU girls are like what. I was like, watch

938
00:46:19,440 --> 00:46:22,440
Speaker 1: this and they hunk and they all go who and

939
00:46:22,480 --> 00:46:25,000
Speaker 1: now they I mean, it was a perfect moment, like

940
00:46:25,040 --> 00:46:27,040
Speaker 1: they could have just like I could have haunkeed. Nothing

941
00:46:27,040 --> 00:46:29,160
Speaker 1: could have happened, and it had been a terrible dad moment,

942
00:46:29,160 --> 00:46:31,279
Speaker 1: but it was a great dad moment for them to go.

943
00:46:33,200 --> 00:46:36,040
Speaker 1: Let me tell you about these pedal taverns. Boys, boys,

944
00:46:36,239 --> 00:46:41,200
Speaker 1: I watched empty pedal tavern driving down the road. Well, yeah,

945
00:46:41,239 --> 00:46:43,479
Speaker 1: because they drop people off. No wait, let me tell

946
00:46:43,520 --> 00:46:46,680
Speaker 1: you the dude that's just there, you know, acting like

947
00:46:46,680 --> 00:46:50,080
Speaker 1: he's serving drinks or whatever. He's driving the pedal tavern.

948
00:46:50,400 --> 00:46:53,160
Speaker 1: The pedals are moving on their own. He's got a

949
00:46:53,239 --> 00:46:56,120
Speaker 1: gas pedal on that thing. So no one's even really

950
00:46:56,160 --> 00:47:01,359
Speaker 1: pedaling on those things. I think it generates a little

951
00:47:01,360 --> 00:47:05,040
Speaker 1: bit of energy, but most of them are gas powered electrical.

952
00:47:05,920 --> 00:47:08,680
Speaker 1: That's people get too drunk. They gotta have to be

953
00:47:08,719 --> 00:47:10,520
Speaker 1: able to get off, to get off the road. They

954
00:47:10,520 --> 00:47:12,880
Speaker 1: can't just be stuck like you think he's gonna take

955
00:47:13,239 --> 00:47:18,360
Speaker 1: a manual operated spike of drunk people downtown Every night

956
00:47:18,400 --> 00:47:20,799
Speaker 1: and then you gotta come back up the hill. They

957
00:47:20,960 --> 00:47:23,080
Speaker 1: keep as they keep getting drunk or the driver's thing

958
00:47:23,080 --> 00:47:25,279
Speaker 1: into himself. I am never going to get this mother

959
00:47:25,680 --> 00:47:28,200
Speaker 1: home tonight. Okay, question then can you tell him, hey,

960
00:47:28,239 --> 00:47:30,359
Speaker 1: straight up, dude, we're not really looking to pedal at all,

961
00:47:30,440 --> 00:47:32,160
Speaker 1: so if you can just hit the gas. The whole

962
00:47:32,160 --> 00:47:35,320
Speaker 1: time has been on him before and she said you

963
00:47:35,320 --> 00:47:37,480
Speaker 1: can just sit in the backseat, and that they just

964
00:47:37,560 --> 00:47:39,839
Speaker 1: want they need a majority of the people doing it.

965
00:47:39,960 --> 00:47:42,600
Speaker 1: But you can like have three or four people just chilling. Yeah,

966
00:47:42,920 --> 00:47:44,600
Speaker 1: and you just put your feet up, but they for

967
00:47:44,640 --> 00:47:47,240
Speaker 1: whatever reason, how it's all structure. You gotta have a

968
00:47:47,239 --> 00:47:51,080
Speaker 1: decent amount of people still moving their feet. Yeah, we

969
00:47:51,160 --> 00:47:57,200
Speaker 1: got an email. Cultures hope you're doing well. Um, Simon

970
00:47:57,280 --> 00:48:00,880
Speaker 1: Levi Aboup you doing well? Long time listener, obnxious Bama

971
00:48:00,880 --> 00:48:05,360
Speaker 1: fan gambles on anything Women's basketball bracket winner Facebook group

972
00:48:05,440 --> 00:48:08,240
Speaker 1: active member. Just wanting a birthday shout out for myself

973
00:48:08,480 --> 00:48:12,319
Speaker 1: for my birthday today June eleven, because my friends aren't

974
00:48:12,320 --> 00:48:14,920
Speaker 1: cool and don't listen. I need better friends. But in

975
00:48:14,920 --> 00:48:17,279
Speaker 1: the meantime, shout out to you guys. Thanks, and I

976
00:48:17,320 --> 00:48:23,080
Speaker 1: can't wait for sore Losers Convention. Thanks, can't wait for

977
00:48:23,320 --> 00:48:27,480
Speaker 1: SLN Coaches Convention two point oh Gin and Orange Beach, Alabama.

978
00:48:27,520 --> 00:48:29,560
Speaker 1: I can't wait out for that convention. I still have

979
00:48:29,800 --> 00:48:33,600
Speaker 1: made money on the first one. We Well, you gotta

980
00:48:33,760 --> 00:48:35,880
Speaker 1: learn how to gamble better. But that's how to make money.

981
00:48:36,719 --> 00:48:38,520
Speaker 1: How did the gambling go for me there? I don't

982
00:48:38,560 --> 00:48:40,600
Speaker 1: think I was gambling. You were a gambling That's when

983
00:48:40,600 --> 00:48:42,759
Speaker 1: the last week and your wife let you gamble, That's

984
00:48:42,760 --> 00:48:44,319
Speaker 1: what it was. I did the football guy and he

985
00:48:44,400 --> 00:48:48,799
Speaker 1: was under over under under. Oh I I took a

986
00:48:48,840 --> 00:48:51,120
Speaker 1: flyer on the Patriots and they were down like thirty

987
00:48:51,160 --> 00:48:53,759
Speaker 1: to nothing. That's when I sold my Patriots ticket. They

988
00:48:53,760 --> 00:48:55,200
Speaker 1: were down by thirty. I sold it for a hundred

989
00:48:55,200 --> 00:48:56,880
Speaker 1: dollars or some drunk guy. That's what it was. I

990
00:48:56,920 --> 00:48:58,799
Speaker 1: won my money back. Right as I was leaving town,

991
00:48:58,800 --> 00:49:01,759
Speaker 1: I went Pence Date to get plus four in the

992
00:49:01,800 --> 00:49:04,759
Speaker 1: first half against Ohio State, and I watched it live

993
00:49:04,800 --> 00:49:09,200
Speaker 1: and it was awesome. Yeah, great memory. Sorry guys, we're

994
00:49:09,200 --> 00:49:11,560
Speaker 1: doing the convention again. I think we're in talks. We're

995
00:49:11,560 --> 00:49:13,640
Speaker 1: in talks. There's rumors on the street that people want it,

996
00:49:13,800 --> 00:49:15,680
Speaker 1: that people are gonna go, that people are gonna attend.

997
00:49:15,760 --> 00:49:18,319
Speaker 1: I mean we got to have people there. Yeah, lots

998
00:49:18,360 --> 00:49:20,680
Speaker 1: of people there. But we have to announce it earlier

999
00:49:20,760 --> 00:49:23,520
Speaker 1: so people can plan. Well, it's already June. Yeah, can't

1000
00:49:23,560 --> 00:49:26,279
Speaker 1: we start announcing if we're gonna do it? I don't know. Well,

1001
00:49:26,320 --> 00:49:27,480
Speaker 1: I mean we had to have dates and we have

1002
00:49:27,960 --> 00:49:30,959
Speaker 1: like Vegas same weekend as we just had it. Yeah.

1003
00:49:31,160 --> 00:49:33,120
Speaker 1: Maybe I kind of liked that idea. I kind of

1004
00:49:33,160 --> 00:49:37,520
Speaker 1: like that. All. We just made the announcement unofficial, unofficial,

1005
00:49:38,440 --> 00:49:40,880
Speaker 1: but yes, I mean we're we're in talks. We're in

1006
00:49:40,920 --> 00:49:46,480
Speaker 1: talks sponsored by Live. Nice. I will not do it.

1007
00:49:47,080 --> 00:49:49,080
Speaker 1: You guys are on your own. He's gotta he's gotta

1008
00:49:49,120 --> 00:49:52,680
Speaker 1: intro the podcast Live from hosted by Live and he's like,

1009
00:49:52,719 --> 00:49:57,880
Speaker 1: well say it, Simon Lev Welcome to coaches, ptty please

1010
00:49:57,920 --> 00:50:01,040
Speaker 1: read this. I will not say Live sponsored. Now I'll

1011
00:50:01,040 --> 00:50:05,839
Speaker 1: be over another hotel doing the p g A one. Oh.

1012
00:50:05,880 --> 00:50:08,080
Speaker 1: I gotta do that. I want to stay stay eligible.

1013
00:50:08,120 --> 00:50:11,640
Speaker 1: I don't want to get banned Freedom Fries. But anyway,

1014
00:50:12,040 --> 00:50:15,080
Speaker 1: have a great Monday. On Wednesday, we're gonna talk to

1015
00:50:15,120 --> 00:50:18,040
Speaker 1: Shaun Watson. Talk to him. He's calling in. No, No No,

1016
00:50:19,760 --> 00:50:22,239
Speaker 1: we got someone on the Facebook page Brown's band going, Hey,

1017
00:50:22,280 --> 00:50:24,160
Speaker 1: I never heard of them talk about Deshaun Watson. What's

1018
00:50:24,160 --> 00:50:26,600
Speaker 1: going on to Shaun Watson? I said, we talked about today,

1019
00:50:26,640 --> 00:50:28,960
Speaker 1: but we got too much into golf and whatever else.

1020
00:50:29,480 --> 00:50:31,719
Speaker 1: And so we will talk to Shaun Watson on Wednesday

1021
00:50:32,160 --> 00:50:36,400
Speaker 1: and I'll tell you all about it. I can't wait. Boy,

1022
00:50:37,160 --> 00:50:38,759
Speaker 1: I think the Browns are in trouble. I'll just tell

1023
00:50:38,800 --> 00:50:41,760
Speaker 1: you that, okay, Yeah, because I think Deshaun Watson in trouble.

1024
00:50:41,800 --> 00:50:43,360
Speaker 1: I mean, yeah, good tease. They can find out on

1025
00:50:43,400 --> 00:50:48,160
Speaker 1: Sports Center. No they won't. Isn't he suspended for a year? Yeah?

1026
00:50:48,520 --> 00:50:54,720
Speaker 1: He is? I read that where the internet? Okay, guys,

1027
00:50:55,320 --> 00:50:57,960
Speaker 1: can we get somewhere with this discussion? Like where do

1028
00:50:57,960 --> 00:51:00,960
Speaker 1: you think I gotta newspaper on the doorstep yesterday? Oh? Yeah,

1029
00:51:00,960 --> 00:51:05,279
Speaker 1: the Daily Times on my door because I wanted to

1030
00:51:05,480 --> 00:51:07,880
Speaker 1: the paper. Boy through be a paper and I read it.

1031
00:51:08,120 --> 00:51:14,080
Speaker 1: Who schefter? I need a second stories. Yeah, I have

1032
00:51:14,080 --> 00:51:18,200
Speaker 1: not seen anything about it, mean suspended. Well, maybe it's

1033
00:51:18,200 --> 00:51:22,480
Speaker 1: another thing I predicted. Uh yeah, but yeah, that golf

1034
00:51:22,560 --> 00:51:24,759
Speaker 1: was a blood bath. We don't need guys like Fitzpatrick

1035
00:51:24,840 --> 00:51:27,360
Speaker 1: winning it. That was not good. But Zaltres was a

1036
00:51:27,360 --> 00:51:29,480
Speaker 1: classy move. Walking off the Green, he went up to

1037
00:51:29,480 --> 00:51:34,040
Speaker 1: Fitzpatrick's parents and goes, I'm heartbroken. I lost. I don't worry.

1038
00:51:34,040 --> 00:51:37,080
Speaker 1: We're just doing a pod here. What's going on any

1039
00:51:38,160 --> 00:51:40,800
Speaker 1: don't worry. But and he went up to his parents said, Hey,

1040
00:51:40,800 --> 00:51:42,279
Speaker 1: this one hurts that I lost. But if I was

1041
00:51:42,320 --> 00:51:46,600
Speaker 1: gonna lose anybody, I wanted to be your son. Why

1042
00:51:47,440 --> 00:51:49,160
Speaker 1: they must be He must be a nice guy. Did

1043
00:51:49,160 --> 00:51:52,520
Speaker 1: you give him a freedom kiss? Patrick must be a

1044
00:51:52,600 --> 00:51:56,160
Speaker 1: nice dude. I don't know the weirdest thing ever, but

1045
00:51:56,520 --> 00:51:59,560
Speaker 1: it's classy, is it? Do you think Tiger ever did

1046
00:51:59,600 --> 00:52:06,160
Speaker 1: that because he was at Perkins. Stupid man, what's this

1047
00:52:06,239 --> 00:52:09,319
Speaker 1: world coming too? Well, I'm supposed to be competitive and

1048
00:52:09,360 --> 00:52:12,759
Speaker 1: be like, no, no you're not, and don't don't ever

1049
00:52:12,840 --> 00:52:15,840
Speaker 1: put the horns down? Side because the national anthem singer

1050
00:52:15,880 --> 00:52:17,799
Speaker 1: got banned from the College World Series because he put

1051
00:52:17,840 --> 00:52:21,879
Speaker 1: the national anthem the horns down at the women's College

1052
00:52:21,880 --> 00:52:24,399
Speaker 1: World Series. He's saying the national anthem before the text

1053
00:52:24,840 --> 00:52:27,840
Speaker 1: something just some guy Pat green or from Texas. I

1054
00:52:27,880 --> 00:52:30,560
Speaker 1: don't know who he is, but he put the horns down,

1055
00:52:30,920 --> 00:52:34,520
Speaker 1: so they banned him from performing at them. The College

1056
00:52:34,920 --> 00:52:39,520
Speaker 1: n C Double a or the College War. He was

1057
00:52:39,719 --> 00:52:44,520
Speaker 1: banned for an offensive gesture. What is a stop it? Well,

1058
00:52:44,640 --> 00:52:47,040
Speaker 1: he's doing the national anthem. I don't think that's the

1059
00:52:47,080 --> 00:52:49,359
Speaker 1: time to do horns down and do your where your

1060
00:52:49,480 --> 00:52:54,600
Speaker 1: loyalties lie. Well, he's an America, he's an aggie. I

1061
00:52:54,640 --> 00:52:57,880
Speaker 1: think he needs to be an American. And one of

1062
00:52:57,880 --> 00:53:00,720
Speaker 1: the coaches even joked with him on the women's softball

1063
00:53:00,760 --> 00:53:02,360
Speaker 1: team goes, hey, you need to turn those horns up

1064
00:53:02,640 --> 00:53:05,719
Speaker 1: right side up, and Joe, I don't like that. They

1065
00:53:05,880 --> 00:53:08,439
Speaker 1: banned him from performing at the men's College World Series

1066
00:53:08,440 --> 00:53:12,880
Speaker 1: because horns lost s So all my trucker's horns up,

1067
00:53:13,080 --> 00:53:17,120
Speaker 1: all my long horns horns down. Yeah, so now that

1068
00:53:17,120 --> 00:53:19,920
Speaker 1: they're out, can he come Because they didn't last very long, dude,

1069
00:53:19,960 --> 00:53:23,799
Speaker 1: they were the favorite, No, they were, Texas was the favorite. Yeah.

1070
00:53:23,840 --> 00:53:27,680
Speaker 1: I looked at the odds before it started because curious softball, baseball,

1071
00:53:28,320 --> 00:53:31,040
Speaker 1: No softball, Oklahoma was the overwhelmingly favorite. Yeah. But they

1072
00:53:31,080 --> 00:53:33,200
Speaker 1: beat Texas. Yeah, they beat the crap out of them.

1073
00:53:33,200 --> 00:53:35,000
Speaker 1: They beat the crap out of everybody. But I'm saying baseball,

1074
00:53:35,040 --> 00:53:37,239
Speaker 1: I can't believe they banned him for doing a horns down.

1075
00:53:37,360 --> 00:53:39,279
Speaker 1: I mean when when have we become so soft you

1076
00:53:39,280 --> 00:53:43,520
Speaker 1: can't do horns down? You're banned. That's the best thing

1077
00:53:43,560 --> 00:53:47,759
Speaker 1: to say is somebody's banned for an offensive gesture. Next

1078
00:53:47,760 --> 00:53:49,400
Speaker 1: thing you know, he's gonna go be singing the national

1079
00:53:49,400 --> 00:53:53,440
Speaker 1: anthem for the Saudi Arabians live. They do have a

1080
00:53:53,440 --> 00:53:57,120
Speaker 1: tournament in two weeks. Those those players got time to

1081
00:53:57,200 --> 00:53:59,040
Speaker 1: lick their wounds and maybe get better for their three

1082
00:53:59,080 --> 00:54:01,839
Speaker 1: rounds and wounds Cooks, it's an open No. They didn't

1083
00:54:01,840 --> 00:54:04,480
Speaker 1: win any money though, remember that's what it's all about.

1084
00:54:04,760 --> 00:54:06,920
Speaker 1: Can't make the cut at l I V taking over

1085
00:54:06,960 --> 00:54:10,120
Speaker 1: the world. Fitzpatrick's probably going to live at going to live.

1086
00:54:10,320 --> 00:54:15,400
Speaker 1: Guarantee him and his boyfriends alatorrees't going to live. Guarantee

1087
00:54:15,400 --> 00:54:18,600
Speaker 1: you that they both will watch I'll bet you bet

1088
00:54:18,600 --> 00:54:21,759
Speaker 1: me what that they don't go. Okay, how how long

1089
00:54:21,840 --> 00:54:25,439
Speaker 1: until they live? Overtakes the p g A overtakes? What's

1090
00:54:25,440 --> 00:54:28,960
Speaker 1: your definition number? Take? Because if Rory McIlroy stays in

1091
00:54:29,000 --> 00:54:31,680
Speaker 1: the p g A for the next fifty years, you're

1092
00:54:31,680 --> 00:54:34,520
Speaker 1: gonna be like, no, there's still still part of the

1093
00:54:34,560 --> 00:54:38,560
Speaker 1: p g A, Like, when are you gonna admit that

1094
00:54:39,000 --> 00:54:42,440
Speaker 1: p G A has a competitor? They don't. Okay, well,

1095
00:54:42,440 --> 00:54:44,000
Speaker 1: then until you can have how many rounds of the

1096
00:54:44,040 --> 00:54:47,279
Speaker 1: live have you watched? None? I'm not exactly you are

1097
00:54:47,320 --> 00:54:50,560
Speaker 1: that you're the one that watched played one. Okay, but

1098
00:54:50,640 --> 00:54:55,080
Speaker 1: if you watch you watch golf every Sunday on Sunday. Okay, okay,

1099
00:54:55,120 --> 00:54:57,759
Speaker 1: good dad? So you watch golf every Sunday. So how

1100
00:54:58,120 --> 00:54:59,719
Speaker 1: so how come you didn't watch the final round of

1101
00:54:59,719 --> 00:55:04,000
Speaker 1: the live of I wasn't watching that exactly on TV

1102
00:55:05,239 --> 00:55:07,920
Speaker 1: And I haven't even seen where you can bet on it? Yeah,

1103
00:55:07,960 --> 00:55:11,520
Speaker 1: and bet MGM is not on it yet exactly. Guys.

1104
00:55:11,760 --> 00:55:15,879
Speaker 1: You guys act like this over Guess what? When When

1105
00:55:15,880 --> 00:55:18,200
Speaker 1: when a tournament is brand new, guess what? You can

1106
00:55:18,200 --> 00:55:19,440
Speaker 1: get on there and bet on it. You can bet

1107
00:55:19,480 --> 00:55:24,840
Speaker 1: on basketball in the Ukraine, but you can't be trouble

1108
00:55:24,920 --> 00:55:29,759
Speaker 1: listening enemies. That's what I do miss about coaching. Come on,

1109
00:55:29,800 --> 00:55:33,120
Speaker 1: God bless you Ukraine to bring him up. I mean

1110
00:55:33,160 --> 00:55:35,440
Speaker 1: you can bet on swimming, you can bet on anything,

1111
00:55:35,480 --> 00:55:37,520
Speaker 1: but you can't bet on live why because no one

1112
00:55:37,640 --> 00:55:41,800
Speaker 1: is watching. You can't bet on normal swimming. You can't.

1113
00:55:42,600 --> 00:55:45,359
Speaker 1: Bovada was the one place, man, God, I miss that,

1114
00:55:45,560 --> 00:55:49,399
Speaker 1: the one place you can bet on anything you could

1115
00:55:49,520 --> 00:55:53,200
Speaker 1: throw dice. You could get some overseas guys playing basketball

1116
00:55:53,200 --> 00:55:55,880
Speaker 1: at two am. In hell, you could have some motorized

1117
00:55:55,960 --> 00:56:01,000
Speaker 1: fake dogs run around a tracking and body figured out

1118
00:56:01,040 --> 00:56:04,560
Speaker 1: how they were gonna win. I saw the same video

1119
00:56:04,640 --> 00:56:07,080
Speaker 1: like fives. Didn't you say you figured out the algorithm

1120
00:56:07,160 --> 00:56:10,200
Speaker 1: until you didn't you? Because there were more than five videos.

1121
00:56:11,960 --> 00:56:14,680
Speaker 1: Rory is the favorite to win the Travelers this week,

1122
00:56:14,719 --> 00:56:17,000
Speaker 1: and Scotty Scheffler and whose favorite to win the Live?

1123
00:56:17,840 --> 00:56:20,360
Speaker 1: It's not on here because and guarantee they're gonna have

1124
00:56:20,400 --> 00:56:23,000
Speaker 1: a PGA player lined up to do an interview. I'll

1125
00:56:23,000 --> 00:56:25,000
Speaker 1: tell you what it's all about. The Umbrella tournament. Man,

1126
00:56:25,600 --> 00:56:28,120
Speaker 1: there ain't nothing else holding a trophy with that umbrella

1127
00:56:28,160 --> 00:56:30,279
Speaker 1: on it. You just know you're protected from the storm,

1128
00:56:30,320 --> 00:56:32,319
Speaker 1: and you're not gonna be protected with live. Dude, what

1129
00:56:32,440 --> 00:56:35,920
Speaker 1: I live? Gets piste that like, no one's watching our stuff,

1130
00:56:35,960 --> 00:56:40,280
Speaker 1: and then they're like we changed the rules Dead Last dies?

1131
00:56:41,920 --> 00:56:44,600
Speaker 1: Then would you watch or no, no one will play

1132
00:56:44,719 --> 00:56:50,640
Speaker 1: Chatty's have to be chicks. Okay, Still you're gonna watch.

1133
00:56:50,920 --> 00:56:52,759
Speaker 1: That's what you would watch is because the caddy is

1134
00:56:52,760 --> 00:56:56,400
Speaker 1: carrying clubs. Think about dude, what like Dead Last dies

1135
00:56:57,440 --> 00:56:59,000
Speaker 1: because time. If it would sign up for that tour

1136
00:56:59,120 --> 00:57:02,200
Speaker 1: and you're watching Dustin Johnson like, oh crap, dude, he's like,

1137
00:57:02,239 --> 00:57:03,960
Speaker 1: oh my gosh, oh my gosh, one more bogie and

1138
00:57:04,000 --> 00:57:06,080
Speaker 1: he's gonna die. Oh my gosh. That would be interesting

1139
00:57:06,640 --> 00:57:09,839
Speaker 1: that that would be interesting, That would be compelling. If

1140
00:57:09,880 --> 00:57:12,319
Speaker 1: they triple bogie the next hole, they have to play

1141
00:57:12,360 --> 00:57:16,160
Speaker 1: it with their pants down. I have to put it

1142
00:57:16,200 --> 00:57:20,600
Speaker 1: with their Yeah, I get that, because you're not. It's

1143
00:57:20,600 --> 00:57:22,400
Speaker 1: not interesting to me when you know you're gonna make

1144
00:57:22,400 --> 00:57:24,280
Speaker 1: the cut. Are you really who cares? Like if you

1145
00:57:24,400 --> 00:57:26,760
Speaker 1: if you're gonna make the cut, no matter what. I

1146
00:57:26,760 --> 00:57:29,480
Speaker 1: don't like that because they don't care if you care?

1147
00:57:30,720 --> 00:57:33,800
Speaker 1: Do you understand they do because they need watch No, no, no,

1148
00:57:34,080 --> 00:57:35,840
Speaker 1: I don't think. I don't even think it's about that.

1149
00:57:35,960 --> 00:57:38,360
Speaker 1: It's not even about making money to them. It's really weird.

1150
00:57:39,120 --> 00:57:41,760
Speaker 1: It's not even about making money. They're not even trying

1151
00:57:41,760 --> 00:57:43,600
Speaker 1: to make money over their coach. They have so much

1152
00:57:43,600 --> 00:57:45,439
Speaker 1: money they don't even care if this thing makes They're

1153
00:57:45,480 --> 00:57:47,840
Speaker 1: trying to repair their image. And I've seen it with

1154
00:57:47,880 --> 00:57:50,600
Speaker 1: other businesses and I've experienced it too. When they first

1155
00:57:50,600 --> 00:57:54,120
Speaker 1: start out, they throw money out everywhere. That's just they

1156
00:57:54,160 --> 00:57:56,040
Speaker 1: have so much money to work with. So that's the

1157
00:57:56,080 --> 00:57:59,720
Speaker 1: stage they're at right now. Then about you. They don't

1158
00:57:59,760 --> 00:58:02,760
Speaker 1: care out longevity right now. They're just throwing money everywhere.

1159
00:58:03,320 --> 00:58:05,040
Speaker 1: That's crazy. I'm telling you that if I was a

1160
00:58:05,040 --> 00:58:08,600
Speaker 1: PGA player, I'd be right over there, heartbeat, pay me,

1161
00:58:08,680 --> 00:58:12,200
Speaker 1: my friend, pay me. But hey, she ch tell me

1162
00:58:12,200 --> 00:58:13,840
Speaker 1: about that time where you got drunk and you got

1163
00:58:13,840 --> 00:58:18,360
Speaker 1: on the camel. What's the straw that broke its back?

1164
00:58:19,760 --> 00:58:21,760
Speaker 1: So you would you would take it over the money

1165
00:58:21,800 --> 00:58:24,640
Speaker 1: instead of the glory, and you keep you need to

1166
00:58:24,640 --> 00:58:26,680
Speaker 1: work for the PGA because you sound like John rom

1167
00:58:26,760 --> 00:58:30,480
Speaker 1: Right now we're doing in Ramm's accent. I don't know

1168
00:58:30,520 --> 00:58:33,160
Speaker 1: his accent. When you're growing up, you want to be

1169
00:58:33,320 --> 00:58:36,720
Speaker 1: Jack Nicholas. You want to be Tiger War coach. These

1170
00:58:36,760 --> 00:58:39,160
Speaker 1: aren't nine year olds playing golf. These are grown men.

1171
00:58:39,760 --> 00:58:43,280
Speaker 1: Everybody wants to be Fitzpatrick. No, okay, you want to

1172
00:58:43,280 --> 00:58:46,760
Speaker 1: be Fitzpatrick. You want to be a champion. You don't

1173
00:58:46,800 --> 00:58:49,120
Speaker 1: want to go play. Think Louis who Stayson wants to

1174
00:58:49,120 --> 00:58:52,240
Speaker 1: be a champion. No, Louie just wants a new car. Coach.

1175
00:58:52,960 --> 00:58:55,800
Speaker 1: Louis wants a freaking boat. Do you do you think? Okay,

1176
00:58:56,040 --> 00:58:58,840
Speaker 1: my wife talking about when you were nine years old,

1177
00:58:58,880 --> 00:59:01,320
Speaker 1: did you have dreams? Yeah, Louis is fifty years old.

1178
00:59:01,360 --> 00:59:03,080
Speaker 1: My wife was watching it yesterday with me and she

1179
00:59:03,160 --> 00:59:06,560
Speaker 1: was like, do these people still love golf? No, ask

1180
00:59:06,600 --> 00:59:09,600
Speaker 1: the golfers. They're like so much sucks. They play it

1181
00:59:09,640 --> 00:59:11,520
Speaker 1: every day of the week. Do you still love radio?

1182
00:59:12,200 --> 00:59:18,560
Speaker 1: No day, most days you don't. You're under oath. I

1183
00:59:18,760 --> 00:59:22,480
Speaker 1: love when you were nine years old, all you wanted

1184
00:59:22,480 --> 00:59:26,120
Speaker 1: to do coach. We're freaking old now, but I wanted

1185
00:59:26,120 --> 00:59:27,200
Speaker 1: to be on I wanted to be on the real

1186
00:59:27,240 --> 00:59:29,520
Speaker 1: world when I was nine years old, and that's done now.

1187
00:59:29,760 --> 00:59:33,200
Speaker 1: But but if Saudi Arabia was like Lunch, would you

1188
00:59:33,360 --> 00:59:36,240
Speaker 1: rather come to Saudi Arabia and being our reality real

1189
00:59:36,280 --> 00:59:39,000
Speaker 1: world or keep trying in America. I keep trying in

1190
00:59:39,040 --> 00:59:44,640
Speaker 1: America Freedom Fries. Okay, no, because no one's watching it

1191
00:59:44,680 --> 00:59:47,600
Speaker 1: in Saudi Arabia, no one cares, but the money is there.

1192
00:59:47,840 --> 00:59:51,040
Speaker 1: Lunch finally made it on real world, real world, Saudi Arabia.

1193
00:59:54,920 --> 00:59:57,360
Speaker 1: I hope you're doing well. I mean, you guys cracked me.

1194
00:59:57,520 --> 00:59:59,000
Speaker 1: So you don't think they still love to play like

1195
00:59:59,080 --> 01:00:02,640
Speaker 1: Salator still love golf. He's twelve, Yes, he still loves it. Okay,

1196
01:00:02,680 --> 01:00:05,160
Speaker 1: who doesn't love I mean Phil like'll fill over it.

1197
01:00:05,440 --> 01:00:08,560
Speaker 1: Dustin Johnson really over and you think about it today

1198
01:00:08,760 --> 01:00:11,480
Speaker 1: they get bitched at by their sponsors, by their management. No, no,

1199
01:00:11,560 --> 01:00:14,240
Speaker 1: Dustin Johnson doesn't have sponsors anymore. Phil doesn't have sponsors,

1200
01:00:14,280 --> 01:00:17,480
Speaker 1: by their coaches today, all it was what you could

1201
01:00:17,480 --> 01:00:19,560
Speaker 1: have done better. Hey, you're the club company wants to

1202
01:00:19,600 --> 01:00:21,800
Speaker 1: make sure everything's good because they saw you didn't hit

1203
01:00:21,800 --> 01:00:24,600
Speaker 1: it very strong. Dude, I played golf with what's his name,

1204
01:00:25,000 --> 01:00:28,640
Speaker 1: Jimmy Jones. What's his name, Jimmy Walker? Dude, like he

1205
01:00:28,720 --> 01:00:31,640
Speaker 1: would have much rather gone to a freaking beach while

1206
01:00:31,640 --> 01:00:34,880
Speaker 1: we were playing golf. He'd rather be anywhere else in

1207
01:00:34,920 --> 01:00:38,920
Speaker 1: the world. When did you low key flex? Oh when

1208
01:00:38,960 --> 01:00:41,720
Speaker 1: knew we were You think he wants to be in

1209
01:00:41,840 --> 01:00:45,160
Speaker 1: Fort Worth on a random Thursday or Wednesday whatever day

1210
01:00:45,280 --> 01:00:49,360
Speaker 1: playing golf. No, he's over it. And also if they're

1211
01:00:49,400 --> 01:00:51,680
Speaker 1: in contention, yeah, they got the juices flowing and everything.

1212
01:00:51,800 --> 01:00:53,640
Speaker 1: Once they fall back to the middle of the pact, like,

1213
01:00:54,240 --> 01:00:59,840
Speaker 1: just finish it out. And who's always in contention? That

1214
01:01:00,040 --> 01:01:03,680
Speaker 1: words is bailed on me what's the what's the word? What? What?

1215
01:01:03,680 --> 01:01:09,840
Speaker 1: What are you talking about? Who's always in what? Content? Contention? Intention? Yeah,

1216
01:01:10,200 --> 01:01:11,880
Speaker 1: that word just kind of slipped my mind. You said it,

1217
01:01:11,880 --> 01:01:14,120
Speaker 1: and then you said another word after it. Who's always

1218
01:01:14,160 --> 01:01:17,640
Speaker 1: in contention? But where are you asking about? How often

1219
01:01:17,680 --> 01:01:20,600
Speaker 1: are they on there? Are they like close to winning

1220
01:01:21,120 --> 01:01:25,640
Speaker 1: winning the tournament? Not very often. It depends on who

1221
01:01:25,680 --> 01:01:28,160
Speaker 1: you are. And there's the ones that have it one

1222
01:01:28,200 --> 01:01:30,640
Speaker 1: in months and they're like, Okay, I better start winning soon.

1223
01:01:30,840 --> 01:01:33,240
Speaker 1: So that whole week they're nervous is how the tournament starts.

1224
01:01:33,240 --> 01:01:36,200
Speaker 1: They're shaking, their puckered their life's a nightmare because they

1225
01:01:36,240 --> 01:01:37,960
Speaker 1: know right around the corner they could lose it all.

1226
01:01:38,480 --> 01:01:41,520
Speaker 1: That's why, that's why it's fun to watch. If it's

1227
01:01:41,560 --> 01:01:45,320
Speaker 1: every if it's oh, it's a guarantee every week, I'm

1228
01:01:45,320 --> 01:01:47,680
Speaker 1: not gonna I would never watch. You don't watch ever.

1229
01:01:48,520 --> 01:01:50,680
Speaker 1: I don't watch ever. No, you never watch. You used

1230
01:01:50,680 --> 01:01:53,760
Speaker 1: to watch when we did FanDuel. Yeah, time to this weekend.

1231
01:01:53,800 --> 01:01:56,520
Speaker 1: I mean, I don't know what you're that's a major. Yeah,

1232
01:01:56,840 --> 01:01:59,280
Speaker 1: they're still the live players still play majors, So that's

1233
01:01:59,280 --> 01:02:01,200
Speaker 1: not that didn't even count. A couple of months they

1234
01:02:01,200 --> 01:02:02,800
Speaker 1: may not because they won't have enough. Are you gonna

1235
01:02:02,840 --> 01:02:06,480
Speaker 1: watch the Travelers if it's a if it's close out

1236
01:02:06,480 --> 01:02:12,040
Speaker 1: of here, if freaking Jimmy Thomas and Bill Mader are

1237
01:02:12,320 --> 01:02:15,680
Speaker 1: times close one stroke apart, you're gonna watch this because

1238
01:02:15,720 --> 01:02:17,840
Speaker 1: sometimes I like when someone has never one before. I

1239
01:02:17,920 --> 01:02:20,240
Speaker 1: cheer for them to win. When it's the Sunday and

1240
01:02:20,360 --> 01:02:23,200
Speaker 1: it's Justin Thomas vers a guy that's never one on tour,

1241
01:02:23,520 --> 01:02:25,720
Speaker 1: I will watch because I want the guy that's never

1242
01:02:25,760 --> 01:02:31,400
Speaker 1: one to win. So you you root for me? Though, Yes, well,

1243
01:02:31,720 --> 01:02:33,880
Speaker 1: I watch golf if I'm gambling on it. Other than

1244
01:02:33,920 --> 01:02:38,840
Speaker 1: that is great for a nap. I can't wait to

1245
01:02:38,840 --> 01:02:41,040
Speaker 1: get an email from Let's see, what's his name? He'll

1246
01:02:41,080 --> 01:02:43,160
Speaker 1: tell us this is a snooze fest. What's his name?

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Speaker 1: Every time we talk about golf. Yeah, what's Jeff Kaminski?

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Speaker 1: He'll he'll tell us six thirteen. Great, this pot is

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Speaker 1: gonna be snooze fest. Enough with the golf crap. Somebody

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Speaker 1: the other day I read on the Facebook page hadn't

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Speaker 1: listened to the show ever and just started maybe a

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Speaker 1: year ago, and is listening now to every episode They

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Speaker 1: listened to outdated sports talk that's crazy, that's impressive. I

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Speaker 1: should do that. I'm gonna go back and listen to

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Speaker 1: all of them contentions Contingent Sore Losers Nation Coaching staff

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Speaker 1: up to three point nine thousand members. Holy hell, Chris

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Speaker 1: on Twitter, there's a lot more than that I'm talking about.

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Speaker 1: On Facebook? Oh sorry, on Snapchat there's a bunch too.

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Speaker 1: I thought you were talking about you guys, TikTok it. Wait,

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Speaker 1: somebody posted a picture of him and Tiger. Whyatt Craig

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Speaker 1: was with Tiger Woods? I don't know if that's Whyatt Craiger.

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Speaker 1: If someone I don't know why I got the picture.

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Speaker 1: If you just saw that picture on the guy, who

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Speaker 1: is Whyatt Craig? You guys are acting like twelve thousand people.

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Speaker 1: So who's Whyatt Craig And why is he with Tiger? Well,

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Speaker 1: Tiger has no like sleeve on is the picture? It's

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Speaker 1: he's in shorts and there's no compression on his leg.

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Speaker 1: That's what the pictures of. But I don't know if

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Speaker 1: that's Whyatt Craig or no, why it's with Tiger, I

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Speaker 1: don't know, but why it's the one that posted the picture,

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Speaker 1: and you guys know Whyatt No he's on the Sore

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Speaker 1: Losers Facebook page. Oh he's a coacher, yes, got it?

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Speaker 1: Uh stressing me out and congrats to Rod Simmons. No phillips,

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Speaker 1: he said, had to share with all you coachers. My kid.

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Speaker 1: Oh Jackson and his squad went undefeated this weekend and

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Speaker 1: he hit his four home run. He's only twelve, fourteen

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Speaker 1: is unbelievable at that age. What kind of home run?

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Speaker 1: It's gotta be over the fence. He's a bigger kid. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: that is not whyatt with Tiger. It was just a

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Speaker 1: post from Golf Monthly magazine so we could have a

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Speaker 1: future Sore Losers Nation member in the Major League Baseball Association. Well,

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Speaker 1: the boys basketball team they lost, I mean they stopped

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Speaker 1: scoring after twenty two, but they lost twenty two two.

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Speaker 1: And also, did you guys see somebody was wearing a

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Speaker 1: Sore Losers had on the news? Did you post w

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Speaker 1: g N dude? What? Yeah, you didn't see? Oh my gosh,

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Speaker 1: I'm done? What our names? Where'd you post it? Where

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Speaker 1: would I post it? The Facebook page? On my instagram?

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Speaker 1: On your instagram? Why not on the Sore Losers Instagram

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Speaker 1: tag sore Lozers. See that's what I'm saying, when it's

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Speaker 1: a Sore Losers thing posted on the Sore Losers so

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Speaker 1: we can see it. Also, I don't have time for that. See,

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Speaker 1: you're all about you, all about you. You You don't care

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Speaker 1: about the Nate. No, I opened my phone and whatever

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Speaker 1: is up? I post on it? No, Ray, did you

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Speaker 1: see it? Yes? There you go. Why don't you follow someone? God?

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Speaker 1: See that's what I'm talking about. So what'd you put

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Speaker 1: on your story? Yeah? Of course, so now we can't

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Speaker 1: even see it, can't even post it on the w

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Speaker 1: g N. Dude, they No, I don't think they posted it.

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Speaker 1: I don't even think they acknowledged us. What was the

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Speaker 1: story that was on the news the kid was battling alcoholism? No, no,

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Speaker 1: what was it? I don't know, Coach, it was a

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Speaker 1: screenshot of the news and the dude on there. You

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Speaker 1: saw it on the news. Oh, somebody d M me?

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Speaker 1: So you're still haven't your d M. I have it somewhere.

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Speaker 1: I screenshot at it, of course, so yeah, so send

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Speaker 1: it to me so we can post on the Sore

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Speaker 1: Loser Okay, good God, don't you follow Sore Losers podcast.

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Speaker 1: Then they're saying, now that the news story was about

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Speaker 1: a kid battling homelessness. That's cool, It's not cool. And

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Speaker 1: then they said that he dropped out of school and

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Speaker 1: he now is unemployment. So who was the sore loser

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Speaker 1: guy that that was him? No, oh my god. And

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Speaker 1: then he got the hat from like a good will.

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Speaker 1: If our truckers are out there, always remember horns up.

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Speaker 1: And if you're a Texas Baseball fan, horns down next

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Speaker 1: time you stop at Arby's. Get you in order of

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Speaker 1: freedom for I called. I was hoping I can get

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Speaker 1: a birthday shot out on Friday's pod. My birthday is

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Speaker 1: six seventeen June seventeens. We missed it. With all this

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Speaker 1: golf talk lately, I was wondering, what clubs do you use?

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Speaker 1: I'm new man, I'm a new man. I'm a nitro

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Speaker 1: man myself. I wish'all were still based out of Austin,

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Speaker 1: Ricardo robe less mine are called what do you use, eddie?

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Speaker 1: I don't know, man, I got like five, I've got

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Speaker 1: five sets, six seven, okay, every town, different set, All right,

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Speaker 1: have a good Monday. What bag? What bag you're talking about?

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Speaker 1: I give up? I give up. Hey and lunch saw

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Speaker 1: in person a hundred dollar Instagram clubs. Holy crap, they

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Speaker 1: slapped the hell out for seventy, but it was three

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Speaker 1: for seventeen. And these things placed that ball so perfectly.

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Speaker 1: One time, it placed him in the in the bunker.

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Speaker 1: What brand they're like, bomba or something ano they're called

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Speaker 1: They're called Instagram. Yeah, Instagram clubs called bomb bomb club,

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Speaker 1: bomb clubs. So yeah, they place it right on the green. Coach,

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Speaker 1: what's what's the difference between the three clubs, the ones

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Speaker 1: sixty all different angles. Yeah, yeah, probably to two yards difference. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Did you did you see anybody using those kind of

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Speaker 1: clubs this weekend? No? No, no, no, no, no, all right,

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Speaker 1: but those guys do always go ball first. I noticed

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Speaker 1: that what those clubs, No, all the all the players,

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Speaker 1: they always go ball first. But it was nice to

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Speaker 1: see some human shots when they hit it up on

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Speaker 1: the green and it rolled back. That's what we do.

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Speaker 1: That's what we do when we're on the course, the

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Speaker 1: golfers this weekend. The spin, Yeah, because it would spend

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Speaker 1: all the way back. Dude, that's what we when we

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Speaker 1: have a horrible shot. That's similar to what they just did.

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Speaker 1: That was good to see that. Do you remember I

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Speaker 1: was talking about that earlier in the pod. Yeah, but

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Speaker 1: I'm just refreshing it. It's like, but no, no, but

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Speaker 1: we're talking about golf clubs again. So just I do

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Speaker 1: like it when they get in that thick rough and

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Speaker 1: they barely get it out. I'm like, man, there was

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Speaker 1: a couple of those they only went ten ft. Or

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Speaker 1: like when Mazziama yesterday he duffed that chip like he

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Speaker 1: was making a run and he just like, oh my gosh,

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Speaker 1: he just has to chip it up for Bertie and

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Speaker 1: then he's in the clubhouse A minus four hits it

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Speaker 1: six yards. Yeah. When they were right around the green,

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Speaker 1: there's a couple of guys they just flopped it about

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Speaker 1: a foot back into the thick grass. I'm like, I

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Speaker 1: do the same thing at the MUNI damn right, all right,

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Speaker 1: I have a great Monday. You want to bose it?

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, sorry, fell asleep. Fell asleep too much,

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Speaker 1: golf top coach. I fell asleep. I thought it was funny.

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Speaker 1: I run my bike home. It's hot out. I got

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Speaker 1: a bike from fasday O kind. I don't know. I

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Speaker 1: got a bell on it though. Is it a motorcycle?

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Speaker 1: It's the opposite