WEBVTT - "UFOs" w/ Roz Hernandez 0:00:00.040 --> 0:00:04.320 Who Do Who? Two brand new show announcements today, brand 0:00:04.400 --> 0:00:07.240 new shows, I repeat, do not skip this. First of all, 0:00:07.320 --> 0:00:09.720 if you could not get tickets in time to my 0:00:10.200 --> 0:00:13.240 special taping on April first at the Slipper Room in 0:00:13.240 --> 0:00:16.760 New York, I just added a late show and tickets 0:00:16.800 --> 0:00:19.360 are available for that now and they are only ten dollars. 0:00:19.480 --> 0:00:23.440 And second, we are doing our first ever Lesbio Lab 0:00:23.680 --> 0:00:26.880 live at the Bell House on April sixteenth in New York. 0:00:27.240 --> 0:00:29.720 All queer woman lineup and each of them is going 0:00:29.800 --> 0:00:31.840 to bring us a lesbian topic instead of a straight 0:00:31.880 --> 0:00:34.760 topic to teach us about. It's going to be groundbreaking, 0:00:34.840 --> 0:00:36.800 it's going to sell out, So get those tickets at 0:00:36.840 --> 0:00:40.280 the Bellhouse's website April sixteenth. And once again, if you 0:00:40.360 --> 0:00:43.040 want to go to my special taping and weren't able 0:00:43.080 --> 0:00:45.160 to get tickets for that first one that's sold out, 0:00:45.200 --> 0:00:49.199 the late show is now on sale April first at 0:00:49.240 --> 0:00:51.920 the Slipper Room. Tickets to everything are in my bio 0:00:52.040 --> 0:00:55.400 and in Straighter Labs Instagram bio. And that is it. 0:00:55.520 --> 0:00:56.080 We have ya. 0:00:56.280 --> 0:01:00.840 Bye. 0:01:15.120 --> 0:01:19.360 Podcast starts. Now, what were you saying, George that sweaters Yes, well, 0:01:19.360 --> 0:01:23.240 it's my needless to say it's vintage, I would assume, well, 0:01:23.240 --> 0:01:27.880 it's vintage, of course, but it's my boyfriend's dads from 0:01:27.920 --> 0:01:28.400 the past. 0:01:29.040 --> 0:01:32.120 Okay, I'm so glad you brought this up via an 0:01:32.160 --> 0:01:33.240 answer to a question that I. 0:01:33.280 --> 0:01:36.160 Posed, because here's my question. Stop trying to take credit. 0:01:37.720 --> 0:01:38.600 It was my answering. 0:01:38.640 --> 0:01:40.600 God, I asked that question. Otherwise we would be silent 0:01:40.640 --> 0:01:42.400 and have nothing to talk about. And thank god, I'm 0:01:42.400 --> 0:01:45.480 the one carrying this podcast on my back by asking questions. 0:01:45.520 --> 0:01:47.960 If I didn't have the amazing and accurate answer of 0:01:48.000 --> 0:01:50.240 who it belonged to, we would not have anything for 0:01:50.280 --> 0:01:50.840 you to jump off. 0:01:50.960 --> 0:01:53.840 If you don't think I did my own research and 0:01:53.960 --> 0:01:55.960 you that that would be the answer so that I 0:01:56.000 --> 0:01:59.360 could bring up my prescripted topic, you don't know anything 0:01:59.400 --> 0:02:02.640 about all these years later. So here's my question for you. 0:02:02.760 --> 0:02:06.840 I recently there was a shirt hanging in our bedroom. 0:02:07.440 --> 0:02:09.399 I put it on to go get the takeout. First 0:02:09.400 --> 0:02:13.000 of all, obviously so sexy, so far would you agree? 0:02:13.120 --> 0:02:15.200 Of course, it's a shirt that does not belong to me. 0:02:15.200 --> 0:02:17.639 I'm putting it on, I'm sort of buttoning, only only 0:02:17.680 --> 0:02:19.720 buttoning one button, needless say bottomless. 0:02:19.720 --> 0:02:23.640 My coccus fully out I go get the takeout and 0:02:23.639 --> 0:02:25.120 I come back and I'm like, Matthew, I've never seen 0:02:25.160 --> 0:02:29.120 you wear the shirp before, like is it new? And 0:02:29.160 --> 0:02:32.200 he was like, yeah, it's actually my my dad's old shirt. 0:02:32.360 --> 0:02:34.560 And I couldn't decide whether that was. 0:02:36.880 --> 0:02:37.000 What? 0:02:37.040 --> 0:02:41.679 Am I meant to feel about that? You mean like, yes, 0:02:41.720 --> 0:02:43.960 it's like I'm like, well, I was in my mind, 0:02:44.000 --> 0:02:47.840 I was being so Cameron Diaz sexy by wearing my 0:02:47.840 --> 0:02:51.600 boyfriend shirt. Suddenly it belongs to my father in law. No, 0:02:51.919 --> 0:02:55.960 it actually broke my brain because I'm like, oh, well, okay, then. 0:02:56.080 --> 0:02:59.800 Like, well, well I think it's well shirt. 0:02:59.520 --> 0:03:01.839 Well we should we should see your dad. I haven't 0:03:01.840 --> 0:03:02.560 seen him in a while. 0:03:03.680 --> 0:03:06.040 I think you're allowed to feel You're still out to 0:03:06.040 --> 0:03:09.960 feel Cameron Diaz about it. Really, I'm actually like transient property, 0:03:10.280 --> 0:03:12.840 like feeling like it's like when I put this on, 0:03:12.880 --> 0:03:14.840 I'm like, like, and it fit like a glove. I 0:03:14.880 --> 0:03:17.600 was like, God, it's meant to be. I was like, 0:03:19.120 --> 0:03:22.359 I was like my boyfriend's dad sweater if it's so perfect. 0:03:22.400 --> 0:03:24.280 Like yeah, see, even as you're saying that, I'm like 0:03:25.120 --> 0:03:29.960 I feel uncomfortable. Yeah, but it does look really good 0:03:30.000 --> 0:03:30.640 on you thank you. 0:03:30.680 --> 0:03:31.919 And I've worn his shirts in the past. 0:03:31.960 --> 0:03:34.800 I don't even remember I had the It was this 0:03:34.960 --> 0:03:39.080 like sort of hawaiianish, like small green leaves and like 0:03:39.080 --> 0:03:41.720 a blue shirt. Oh I know. It was a staple 0:03:41.760 --> 0:03:45.240 of my wardrobe, my summer summer wardrobe, and that was 0:03:45.280 --> 0:03:47.120 his shirt and I wore it till it was torn 0:03:47.160 --> 0:03:47.800 and shredded. 0:03:49.840 --> 0:03:54.080 So there's something about our state to be monetized. I 0:03:54.120 --> 0:03:56.920 think one of those brands should release a father in 0:03:57.000 --> 0:04:00.400 law shirt that is like specific you know, boyfriend jeans whatever. 0:04:00.720 --> 0:04:05.840 This should be specifically like ever so slightly unfashionable and 0:04:06.520 --> 0:04:09.520 you know, seventies targeting women. 0:04:11.240 --> 0:04:12.640 George, this is so genius. 0:04:12.680 --> 0:04:14.800 The father in law, the father in law sh Beverlaine, 0:04:15.000 --> 0:04:17.359 the father in law shirt, the way that you're like 0:04:17.440 --> 0:04:20.440 tapped into sort of you know, New York media fashion, 0:04:21.000 --> 0:04:23.479 et cetera. Oh, I can make it happen tomorrow. Literally 0:04:23.520 --> 0:04:26.480 give me two seconds, I'll send I'll send three texts. 0:04:26.920 --> 0:04:27.919 Within a week, you. 0:04:27.920 --> 0:04:30.200 Will see the father in law shirt I advertise you 0:04:30.240 --> 0:04:30.719 on Instagram. 0:04:30.760 --> 0:04:32.839 Well, I just find it scary because like there's something 0:04:32.880 --> 0:04:34.760 about you know now you I don't live in New 0:04:34.839 --> 0:04:36.720 York anymore, so I'm like, so you could never make 0:04:36.760 --> 0:04:39.479 it happen and I couldn't even imagine it, Like yeah, 0:04:39.520 --> 0:04:41.120 the way that you're like, oh my god, that's a 0:04:41.160 --> 0:04:43.760 brand deal that is like and not even just like 0:04:43.800 --> 0:04:46.000 any that's not like, oh, get twenty percent off. You're like, no, 0:04:46.040 --> 0:04:46.880 I have a new line. 0:04:46.960 --> 0:04:49.320 I'm you know, the way I'm full of good ideas 0:04:49.800 --> 0:04:53.080 but not full of follow through potential is something that 0:04:53.120 --> 0:04:56.000 should be studied in research labs across this great nation, 0:04:56.080 --> 0:04:59.480 including at Johns Hopkins Columbia, various universities. But I do 0:04:59.560 --> 0:05:03.360 think that if I think my ideal career for myself 0:05:03.400 --> 0:05:05.600 would be like if I was the Oracle of Delphi, 0:05:05.760 --> 0:05:09.400 but for branding opportunities, so people if they want it, 0:05:09.440 --> 0:05:11.760 if they were like, you know, our brand is getting stuff. 0:05:11.760 --> 0:05:14.960 Who we need new ideas, got to go. I'm smoking 0:05:15.040 --> 0:05:18.200 some opiates. 0:05:17.240 --> 0:05:20.240 Of course, and then I sort of I'm just like 0:05:21.560 --> 0:05:24.640 father in law collection really on Valentine. 0:05:26.200 --> 0:05:27.839 I feel the exact same way about music. 0:05:28.120 --> 0:05:31.680 Oh yeah, like God, if only like music didn't take 0:05:31.760 --> 0:05:34.200 like learning instruments and no one being able to sing, 0:05:34.600 --> 0:05:38.200 because other than that, I like really get it, and 0:05:38.240 --> 0:05:38.680 it's like. 0:05:40.760 --> 0:05:43.120 Music is really interesting because you actually it takes so 0:05:43.240 --> 0:05:46.440 much true effort and talent and like follow through to 0:05:46.520 --> 0:05:50.359 make it, and it is the one art firm that 0:05:50.440 --> 0:05:53.279 is never rewarded because the music industry is shockingly even 0:05:53.320 --> 0:05:55.720 worse than the film and television industry, which is really 0:05:56.200 --> 0:05:58.840 crazy about you have to work so so hard and 0:05:58.920 --> 0:05:59.719 for nothing. 0:06:01.279 --> 0:06:04.719 Which is why I think I could be so good 0:06:04.720 --> 0:06:07.000 at it, because like because like I'm not going in 0:06:07.040 --> 0:06:08.200 with being like I have the talent. 0:06:08.320 --> 0:06:10.280 It's like I'm not I'm skipping that part. 0:06:10.400 --> 0:06:12.159 So what is an exit? Not to put you on 0:06:12.160 --> 0:06:14.479 the spot, but what level of abstraction are we talking about? 0:06:14.560 --> 0:06:19.240 Would your idea just be like Shoe Gay's Revival, like 0:06:19.920 --> 0:06:21.240 just that, like you're you're having a meeting. 0:06:21.360 --> 0:06:22.279 Mine's even less specific. 0:06:22.560 --> 0:06:26.400 I'm like, I'm literally I'm the gladiator thumb up, thumb down. 0:06:26.560 --> 0:06:29.240 Oh, like I'm you think you can predict if something 0:06:29.279 --> 0:06:29.760 will be a hit? 0:06:29.800 --> 0:06:35.120 Basically Okay, yeah, am I allowed to talk? I don't know, 0:06:35.720 --> 0:06:37.400 I know, I keep looking at you guys, look at me, 0:06:37.560 --> 0:06:38.640 like what do you have to add? 0:06:38.640 --> 0:06:38.880 Do you know? 0:06:38.920 --> 0:06:41.200 We're trying to We're trying, like I don't want to 0:06:41.279 --> 0:06:42.560 be rude, We're. 0:06:42.360 --> 0:06:44.440 Trying to engauge whether or not what we're saying is 0:06:44.440 --> 0:06:45.040 funny at all. 0:06:45.120 --> 0:06:45.599 Yes, exactly. 0:06:45.600 --> 0:06:48.719 And you're the only audience member we have express and 0:06:48.760 --> 0:06:50.479 so both of us will like say something in the glance, 0:06:50.560 --> 0:06:51.839 and say something in a glance. 0:06:51.560 --> 0:06:52.400 Yeah, exact funny. 0:06:53.080 --> 0:06:54.320 I find it very funny. 0:06:54.440 --> 0:06:56.800 Okay, what do you think your secret talent would be? 0:06:57.120 --> 0:06:57.280 That? 0:06:57.320 --> 0:07:01.280 Like people can pay you to get a little I. 0:07:01.240 --> 0:07:05.560 Can't share that on the air. Come on, now, well 0:07:05.600 --> 0:07:08.240 we were just talking about your should we introduced our guests? 0:07:08.240 --> 0:07:11.120 Oh yes, yeah, yeah, please welcome our dear friend ros 0:07:11.120 --> 0:07:17.000 Hernandez Hi, Hi, and listener, listener of this pot for 0:07:17.040 --> 0:07:18.679 a long time, A long time. 0:07:19.400 --> 0:07:22.200 I we met in San Francisco. We're staying in the 0:07:22.200 --> 0:07:22.760 same hotel. 0:07:23.000 --> 0:07:25.640 My favorite thing in the entire world is seeing people 0:07:25.720 --> 0:07:26.400 not at home. 0:07:27.160 --> 0:07:28.960 Oh my god, in a different city. 0:07:29.240 --> 0:07:31.800 If I see someone like at home, like in my 0:07:31.880 --> 0:07:37.360 home city here, I'm like hiding. You know. Look, if 0:07:37.400 --> 0:07:40.720 I'm in the grocery store, I'm like get this, you know, 0:07:42.400 --> 0:07:45.600 Lacroix tower in front of me. I don't want to see. 0:07:45.640 --> 0:07:47.080 I'm not here to talk. 0:07:47.320 --> 0:07:50.000 Well, yeah, cause it's like seeing someone at home. You're like, 0:07:50.520 --> 0:07:52.760 I'm at home. This is like you showing up to 0:07:52.840 --> 0:07:55.480 my door. Yeah, yeah, and I'm trying. 0:07:55.680 --> 0:07:58.440 It's considered considerate and it's invasive, and it's like you're 0:07:58.480 --> 0:08:00.520 a you're going door to door or to. 0:08:00.560 --> 0:08:08.680 Like do Jehovah's witness to me stop Mahovah's witness, Whereas like, 0:08:08.720 --> 0:08:11.400 to me, our hour together that we had in that 0:08:11.440 --> 0:08:14.840 hotel was like the platonic friendly equivalent of like having 0:08:14.880 --> 0:08:18.240 an affair at a work conference. Like it's like it's 0:08:18.320 --> 0:08:23.600 like two you know, kind of unhappily married people meeting 0:08:23.640 --> 0:08:27.640 at a dental technologies conference. One of them is giving 0:08:27.680 --> 0:08:30.800 the presentation. He's being kind of bumbly and like he 0:08:30.880 --> 0:08:32.560 drops his pencil and then picks it back up. But 0:08:32.559 --> 0:08:35.040 then the woman, whose name is Megan, is actually really 0:08:35.120 --> 0:08:37.800 charmed by it, and she kind of makes eye contact 0:08:37.800 --> 0:08:40.040 with him as he's giving the presentation. Later on, at 0:08:40.120 --> 0:08:45.080 the official lanyard event where everyone's wearing a lanyard, she 0:08:45.559 --> 0:08:47.679 goes up to him and is like, well, glad you 0:08:48.080 --> 0:08:49.959 really get that pen from the floor. It was really 0:08:49.960 --> 0:08:51.640 touch and go there for a second and he's like, 0:08:51.720 --> 0:08:53.920 oh my god, like you saw that, like I thought 0:08:53.920 --> 0:08:55.600 no one was looking. And she was like I was 0:08:55.600 --> 0:08:56.280 looking and. 0:08:56.240 --> 0:08:59.120 He feels attractive for the first time in ten years. 0:08:59.640 --> 0:09:04.719 This is okay. I didn't pick up on it. So 0:09:04.920 --> 0:09:06.520 for you, it was just like a random gig guy 0:09:06.559 --> 0:09:08.920 that yeah, yeah, I was. 0:09:09.600 --> 0:09:12.600 That meeting was amazing. There was a point when in 0:09:12.640 --> 0:09:14.880 San Francisco because we were there for Sketch Fest and 0:09:14.920 --> 0:09:16.800 so there were a lot of people we know where 0:09:16.800 --> 0:09:18.920 it did start to feel like I was running out 0:09:18.960 --> 0:09:21.160 of that lobby with like my hand over my eyes. 0:09:21.760 --> 0:09:23.920 There was like enough enough running into people. 0:09:23.960 --> 0:09:26.920 Well, you left, and Roz and I walked back to 0:09:26.960 --> 0:09:29.280 the other hotel together, just the two of us, which 0:09:29.320 --> 0:09:30.160 is what I'm referencing. 0:09:30.240 --> 0:09:32.280 Oh, so when I met Roz, it didn't matter. 0:09:32.520 --> 0:09:34.040 No, that definitely matters. 0:09:35.520 --> 0:09:36.240 So that matters. 0:09:36.280 --> 0:09:40.880 You're like, I had no connection with you, but that mattered. 0:09:40.920 --> 0:09:41.760 That was when we met. 0:09:41.760 --> 0:09:42.400 It was electric. 0:09:42.720 --> 0:09:44.880 It mattered for sure, especially because we were all going 0:09:44.920 --> 0:09:47.920 into an elevator and then but there was an act 0:09:47.960 --> 0:09:49.680 too where you went to the Eagle. 0:09:50.160 --> 0:09:52.160 Yeah, and Roz introduced me to Rachel Dratch. 0:09:53.040 --> 0:09:54.200 Rachel Dratch was there. 0:09:54.679 --> 0:09:55.959 Okay, we sort of replaced you. 0:09:56.040 --> 0:09:59.760 We actually leary cast you with Rachel Dratch and she 0:09:59.800 --> 0:10:01.319 did really she was great. 0:10:01.440 --> 0:10:03.720 She was phenomenal. That's amazing. 0:10:04.200 --> 0:10:06.760 I can't remember because it was like the same week 0:10:06.800 --> 0:10:11.200 I was in Portland, and I can't remember if it 0:10:11.240 --> 0:10:14.079 was it was after you opened for Joel of Portland. Yes, 0:10:14.200 --> 0:10:16.400 so I did that before you were. 0:10:16.440 --> 0:10:17.680 We were talking about Joel. 0:10:18.040 --> 0:10:21.320 Because that was such a weird week because as I 0:10:21.360 --> 0:10:26.200 got out of my uber at the hotel, famous iconic 0:10:26.280 --> 0:10:32.079 drag Queen Monae Exchange was walking into the same hotel 0:10:32.120 --> 0:10:35.920 as me, and then we hung out. And then a 0:10:35.960 --> 0:10:39.480 couple like three or four other friends of mine happened 0:10:39.480 --> 0:10:41.760 to be in Portland and we ran into each other 0:10:42.000 --> 0:10:47.800 at the strip club. Oh yeah, and then we and 0:10:47.840 --> 0:10:51.680 then and then I had a layover because like a 0:10:51.720 --> 0:10:55.440 flight got camp. It was so weird whatever, and two 0:10:55.440 --> 0:10:57.800 of my friends from LA were at the layover. It 0:10:57.880 --> 0:10:59.920 was like so weird and so fun. 0:11:00.840 --> 0:11:04.360 I was telling Sam, I had that exact experience this morning. 0:11:04.360 --> 0:11:07.320 So I this is my first day in LA during 0:11:07.320 --> 0:11:11.559 this trip, I ran into two of my closest friends 0:11:12.360 --> 0:11:15.880 upon waking up today in two different locations, and I 0:11:15.920 --> 0:11:18.000 was like, maybe this is a small village after all. 0:11:18.200 --> 0:11:20.960 Well, there are the thing about Los Angeles, California, as 0:11:20.960 --> 0:11:23.400 someone who was born and raised here starting one year ago, 0:11:24.559 --> 0:11:29.040 is that there are around seven restaurants and maybe four 0:11:29.120 --> 0:11:32.400 coffee shops, and so when you go to any of those, 0:11:32.480 --> 0:11:34.720 you will run into at least four people you know totally. 0:11:34.800 --> 0:11:37.199 And this is also why people are always seeing celebrities 0:11:37.200 --> 0:11:38.560 out in the wild. And then you know, if you 0:11:38.720 --> 0:11:40.839 when you first visit, you're like, wow, how lucky am 0:11:40.880 --> 0:11:42.760 I that I saw Drew Barrymore And it's like, not 0:11:42.880 --> 0:11:43.360 that lucky. 0:11:43.400 --> 0:11:44.840 Actually, it's like, no, that's she has to go. 0:11:44.920 --> 0:11:45.640 That has to go there. 0:11:45.880 --> 0:11:47.280 She wants a coffee, that's where she has to go. 0:11:47.400 --> 0:11:50.120 Yeah, totally. What part is? Do you say? 0:11:50.240 --> 0:11:51.679 What part of the that I'm in? 0:11:51.840 --> 0:11:52.960 Yeah, I'm in Silver Lake. 0:11:53.080 --> 0:11:58.960 Silver Like, okay, I'm in the valley, but yeah, I'm like, 0:11:59.000 --> 0:12:03.000 it's very spread out, but you there's certain central locations 0:12:03.120 --> 0:12:05.920 where I see there. Used to be the arc Light 0:12:06.559 --> 0:12:07.800 was the movie theater. 0:12:07.960 --> 0:12:09.880 Which I would always run into people at the ark Lay. 0:12:09.920 --> 0:12:12.360 The arc Light is where you see everything. To me, 0:12:12.440 --> 0:12:15.760 that used to be center of l A but now 0:12:15.840 --> 0:12:22.600 it's not. It's been out of isn't it. There's so 0:12:22.640 --> 0:12:26.840 funny Okay, whatever, whatever, whatever, None of this is this 0:12:26.880 --> 0:12:30.559 is not enough about me. Okay, and I'm here and 0:12:30.640 --> 0:12:35.280 you're here in I love it here. We were just 0:12:35.320 --> 0:12:44.800 talking about your proclive proclivity. Proclivity. You're fetish, you're fetish lenses. Okay, 0:12:45.040 --> 0:12:49.880 I already told you these are not transition lenses. I 0:12:49.920 --> 0:12:55.080 am that I am being inappropriate because I'm transgender. You're 0:12:55.120 --> 0:13:02.120 assuming my glasses are then, by default, transition lenses. I 0:13:02.160 --> 0:13:06.439 would never and now I don't feel comfortable looking at you. 0:13:06.800 --> 0:13:09.600 And I want it to be clear that these lenses 0:13:09.640 --> 0:13:16.400 are fully transitioned, but they stay transitioned. 0:13:16.520 --> 0:13:18.280 So they're cisgendered glass. 0:13:19.000 --> 0:13:24.599 They're trans but they're all there's no transitioning. 0:13:24.760 --> 0:13:26.960 They're not in the process of transitioning, is what you're saying. 0:13:26.960 --> 0:13:30.520 Correct, They have transitions and they are like this and 0:13:30.559 --> 0:13:32.600 this is how they feel most comfortable. 0:13:32.800 --> 0:13:36.959 I see, got it. Just to confirm if you were 0:13:37.000 --> 0:13:39.720 to go outside, they would not transition any further. 0:13:41.040 --> 0:13:44.800 George, I don't Did she make herself any clearer? 0:13:45.040 --> 0:13:47.160 I don't want transitioning. 0:13:47.440 --> 0:13:51.679 Yeah, that would be like yeah dead, naming my glass. Oh, 0:13:51.920 --> 0:13:55.920 I'm so sorry, and making, you know, trying to force 0:13:56.080 --> 0:13:59.839 them convert them. I see what you're saying to de transition. 0:14:00.480 --> 0:14:05.320 They don't. They've transitioned. They've made their mind up and 0:14:05.360 --> 0:14:08.960 they are happy this color and these ones are yellow. 0:14:09.000 --> 0:14:12.760 I have purple ones. I have pink ones. I love them. 0:14:12.840 --> 0:14:15.400 That's so inclusive that you have all of those three colors, 0:14:17.120 --> 0:14:22.960 as they're all fully trans I don't have eddy transitioning 0:14:23.440 --> 0:14:27.040 lenses and nosis ones either. No, I have a ton 0:14:27.160 --> 0:14:29.840 You have a ton of on of course, And how 0:14:29.840 --> 0:14:33.200 are they doing? They're fine, but they have been collecting 0:14:33.280 --> 0:14:40.160 dusta I am in my transitioned lenses era. I can't 0:14:40.200 --> 0:14:42.960 stop wearing them. I just love them because I feel 0:14:43.000 --> 0:14:45.960 like I can kind of like it's like baring sunglasses, 0:14:45.960 --> 0:14:47.480 Like I feel like I'm like hiding a little bit 0:14:47.520 --> 0:14:49.040 from the w And it also it's kind of like 0:14:49.120 --> 0:14:51.280 instant I makeup, like I don't have to do all that. 0:14:51.440 --> 0:14:54.520 Oh yeah, especially when I wear like pink ones or 0:14:54.640 --> 0:14:58.560 like whatever, I'm lazy. Okay, that's like it is a 0:14:58.600 --> 0:15:02.640 real shortcut to glamour to wear transitioned lenses, to use 0:15:02.680 --> 0:15:05.440 a correct terminology transition. And I apologize for what I 0:15:05.440 --> 0:15:08.200 said before. That's okay, but it is. 0:15:08.880 --> 0:15:13.600 Yeah, you you have just a nice like sheen of mystery, 0:15:13.680 --> 0:15:15.000 but not all the way, not all. 0:15:14.880 --> 0:15:15.800 The way, not all the way. 0:15:15.920 --> 0:15:18.880 That's the thing because if people they are fully transitioned, 0:15:18.960 --> 0:15:22.000 they're fully transitioned. But the eyes are the window to 0:15:22.040 --> 0:15:25.479 the soul, yes, and so you want to see the soul. 0:15:25.480 --> 0:15:26.920 Peeking through a little bit. 0:15:27.080 --> 0:15:32.240 And I think that these transitioned lenses really bring my 0:15:32.440 --> 0:15:37.680 soul out because it's my self actual. Yes, it's authentic. Yeah, 0:15:38.720 --> 0:15:39.840 I am so much. 0:15:40.200 --> 0:15:45.119 Do you guys remember like being a child and like Bono, 0:15:45.720 --> 0:15:50.640 like Bono wearing glasses, transitioned glasses and being like what 0:15:50.840 --> 0:15:52.680 is up with that guy? Like I remember me, like 0:15:53.200 --> 0:15:54.880 when's he going to take those off? And now all 0:15:54.920 --> 0:15:56.040 I want is to have them. 0:15:56.120 --> 0:15:58.560 I feel the same. No, this is so the reason 0:15:58.600 --> 0:16:01.760 I brought up initially your transitioned lenses when before we 0:16:01.760 --> 0:16:04.320 were recording, is because I have been really wanting to 0:16:04.360 --> 0:16:06.600 try that look like I want to be at the club. 0:16:07.360 --> 0:16:10.280 Not quite as much of like statement frames as you 0:16:10.360 --> 0:16:13.400 have now, but more like kind of Y two K 0:16:15.680 --> 0:16:24.040 like rectangular or oval, Yes, very thin frames, just those 0:16:24.280 --> 0:16:27.120 and we're talking like a tank and jeans. 0:16:26.760 --> 0:16:27.560 That's hot. 0:16:28.240 --> 0:16:31.080 I had Okay, over the summer, I was going to 0:16:31.120 --> 0:16:35.360 a birthday party that there was like on the imitation 0:16:35.400 --> 0:16:39.000 it was like dress chic or something, and I was like, okay, 0:16:39.200 --> 0:16:42.440 well I don't really know what could elevate all my 0:16:42.520 --> 0:16:46.160 normal clothes. And then I was like, I'll wear transitioned lenses. 0:16:46.640 --> 0:16:48.600 But like they are on trend. 0:16:48.640 --> 0:16:49.680 They are, yes, They're definitely. 0:16:49.840 --> 0:16:52.240 Yeah, I didn't realize that, but I'm seeing them all 0:16:52.240 --> 0:16:52.760 over the place. 0:16:52.760 --> 0:16:53.200 I see them. 0:16:53.440 --> 0:16:55.920 But that I had an original idea. I really did think. 0:16:56.080 --> 0:16:58.720 Like I was literally looking on a website to my 0:16:58.760 --> 0:17:01.720 glasses and I was like, that's a fun thought. And 0:17:01.760 --> 0:17:06.239 then now everyone now I'm not saying I started it, yeah. 0:17:05.880 --> 0:17:06.800 But maybe you did. 0:17:08.240 --> 0:17:08.840 When you started. 0:17:08.840 --> 0:17:14.240 It's sorry, how long have you been living this lifestyle transitions? 0:17:16.400 --> 0:17:20.040 Just the past like maybe five six months? Oh, I'm 0:17:20.040 --> 0:17:20.400 so sorry. 0:17:20.400 --> 0:17:23.560 I no, no, no, But basically these are trending. And I 0:17:23.640 --> 0:17:25.879 was like, so I'll just go to a store and 0:17:25.920 --> 0:17:26.440 find them. 0:17:26.680 --> 0:17:28.640 Yea, why is it? Why is there? 0:17:28.840 --> 0:17:32.320 She goes, Why is it that when something's trending, you 0:17:32.359 --> 0:17:35.240 can't just go to a store and find it, right? 0:17:35.359 --> 0:17:38.320 So first of all, then it wouldn't be trending anymore, 0:17:38.320 --> 0:17:39.680 because then everyone would happen. 0:17:39.840 --> 0:17:44.680 Yeah, oh you want it before it's at everline, Like, sure, 0:17:44.680 --> 0:17:47.639 Everlin is going to have father in law jeans and 0:17:47.720 --> 0:17:51.560 father in law sweatshirts soon, but for now, you actually 0:17:51.560 --> 0:17:53.520 have to go directly to your father in law to 0:17:53.520 --> 0:17:54.480 get that sweater vest. 0:17:55.000 --> 0:17:57.080 Okay, So this is a curse of being a little 0:17:57.080 --> 0:17:57.919 too on trend. 0:17:58.000 --> 0:18:00.640 You have to go to the correct videos to find 0:18:00.720 --> 0:18:05.800 nineteen ninety nine like Prada sunglasses that are like purple tinted. 0:18:05.920 --> 0:18:07.919 See, this is something I have, this thing. 0:18:08.000 --> 0:18:11.080 Well, you know, I'm humble first and foremost, one of 0:18:11.119 --> 0:18:12.639 the most humble, one of the most. 0:18:12.520 --> 0:18:13.480 Humble people around. 0:18:13.600 --> 0:18:20.879 Yeah, in Los Angeles, and so I am. But so 0:18:20.920 --> 0:18:23.400 when I feel like, oh, I've noticeding this, it's time 0:18:23.440 --> 0:18:25.600 to go get some myself, I'm like, the trend's probably 0:18:25.640 --> 0:18:29.240 already in Everlas. But I guess I was just too 0:18:29.240 --> 0:18:30.360 ahead of the curve on this one. 0:18:30.560 --> 0:18:34.440 I do that all the time, Like I really wait 0:18:35.200 --> 0:18:39.840 way too long, which like, oh, some record will come 0:18:39.840 --> 0:18:42.639 out that everyone is listening to and I'm like I 0:18:42.640 --> 0:18:45.400 don't want to, and then a year later I'll listen 0:18:45.400 --> 0:18:47.040 to it and I'm like, you guys, or do it 0:18:47.080 --> 0:18:50.600 with TV shows or something. Nobody even remembers it now, 0:18:50.800 --> 0:18:52.560 so I'm like, who do I talk to about this? 0:18:52.720 --> 0:18:55.240 I do the same thing, And I actually think it 0:18:55.280 --> 0:18:58.080 is chic to do that with film and television, Like 0:18:58.320 --> 0:19:02.040 I think in a year, if I'm watching Amelia Perez, 0:19:02.160 --> 0:19:04.320 like that would be very chic. But I don't think 0:19:04.359 --> 0:19:06.439 it's cheek to do it with clothing because with clothing 0:19:06.440 --> 0:19:08.720 you actually have to be on the cutting edge, that's true, 0:19:08.840 --> 0:19:10.760 or you have to have such a like uniform that 0:19:10.800 --> 0:19:14.560 you're the guy that wears blazers and you know whatever. 0:19:14.720 --> 0:19:18.640 Yeah, I mean just picking for me again, it's because 0:19:18.640 --> 0:19:22.760 I'm lazy. I am just like I'm gonna wear what 0:19:22.840 --> 0:19:26.240 I feel like wearing. Yeah, and then it'll just never 0:19:26.280 --> 0:19:28.960 go to style to me, if you're picking, if you're 0:19:29.000 --> 0:19:32.520 always trying to shop the trends, the current trend, then 0:19:32.560 --> 0:19:34.400 you end up with so much shit and you gotta 0:19:34.440 --> 0:19:36.280 figure out what to do with it, and you gotta 0:19:36.280 --> 0:19:39.520 find so like, I don't know, I've got My closets 0:19:39.600 --> 0:19:42.720 are packed to the brim with things that I wear 0:19:42.840 --> 0:19:46.240 that are they're already out of style, so I'll never 0:19:46.280 --> 0:19:49.160 have to worry about that. It's my advice. 0:19:49.400 --> 0:19:54.359 Yeah, George, you are famous for recently not listening to 0:19:54.520 --> 0:19:57.639 songs when they come out, right, not listening to albums 0:19:57.680 --> 0:19:59.960 when they come out. Yes, and I guess I want 0:20:00.119 --> 0:20:04.520 to gotcha journalism. You hear and ask if you have 0:20:04.600 --> 0:20:05.960