WEBVTT - On The Surface With Bethelzda The Gross Presents: Human Drag (Episode 1) 0:00:02.400 --> 0:00:09.840 Hi, yes, Hi, come in short, but just hurry. I 0:00:09.880 --> 0:00:14.280 can't find Bowen. What where is he? I don't know, Okay, 0:00:14.320 --> 0:00:20.720 I thought, hurry. I I think I think I think 0:00:20.800 --> 0:00:25.279 that there's rats. There's rats all around, okay, but there's 0:00:25.360 --> 0:00:31.760 rats screwing around in the entire building. Specifically, there are guys. 0:00:32.320 --> 0:00:35.600 I went by your house to pull up. I've been 0:00:35.640 --> 0:00:38.720 shooting the rats in the building all day. Why you 0:00:38.800 --> 0:00:41.080 left your apartment because no one was at your apartment. 0:00:41.200 --> 0:00:45.400 I've been in the building all night, shooting these rats 0:00:45.440 --> 0:00:52.000 to death. Firearm, always over a firearm. We both own guns. 0:00:52.640 --> 0:00:55.280 You gotta get a gun. There are amazing shooting rangers 0:00:55.280 --> 0:00:57.920 in Burbank. You have to go well, get a gun. 0:00:58.760 --> 0:01:03.040 I will. This place is a fested with rats. Can 0:01:03.080 --> 0:01:07.039 I get your welcome? That would be nice? Thank you? Yes, 0:01:07.240 --> 0:01:13.319 I'm sorry, that's what I just my mom. I need 0:01:13.360 --> 0:01:15.520 to start cleaning up the dead rat carcasses and the 0:01:15.560 --> 0:01:18.000 blood on the walls. And can we just relax first, 0:01:18.040 --> 0:01:23.280 have a red bull? Okay, sugar free. Just chill. It 0:01:23.360 --> 0:01:26.840 seems counterintuitive to relax and have a red bill. I'm 0:01:26.880 --> 0:01:29.520 just saying, you don't know what. I don't want to 0:01:29.560 --> 0:01:33.440 be held in insubordination again, So I will drink my 0:01:33.480 --> 0:01:40.040 red bill mildly put it mildly to call it insubordination. Guys, 0:01:40.120 --> 0:01:42.759 I'm real, I'm gonna lightly sit my bread bull this time. 0:01:42.800 --> 0:01:45.039 I'm not going to gulp it. Okay, that's fine, as 0:01:45.040 --> 0:01:48.320 long as you drink it and relax. And there's just 0:01:48.400 --> 0:01:54.400 been there's all sort of infesting creatures around. I can, can, 0:01:54.480 --> 0:01:57.080 I can? I can? I be honest? Always were your 0:01:57.080 --> 0:02:00.600 best friends. Don't ever order a hickory for arms cheese 0:02:00.600 --> 0:02:05.760 basket again that you should order me? Who who? Who? 0:02:05.800 --> 0:02:10.600 Does those pairs David something Harry and David Harry and 0:02:10.639 --> 0:02:15.760 David instead that might have led to the rest infants stations. 0:02:16.000 --> 0:02:20.040 And also that falafel that we we never we never 0:02:20.080 --> 0:02:22.080 took We never took it out because we were so 0:02:22.120 --> 0:02:25.480 excited about how successful the series was that we got 0:02:25.520 --> 0:02:29.480 sidetracked and never took the I think our fault. But 0:02:29.560 --> 0:02:32.440 this is what I want to say, in my honesty, 0:02:33.040 --> 0:02:34.640 I don't know how much longer I could do this. 0:02:35.400 --> 0:02:38.000 The office is falling apart, there's rats everywhere, there's blood 0:02:38.040 --> 0:02:42.959 on the walls. Okay, Well, to further what you're saying, 0:02:42.960 --> 0:02:45.160 I took. I took such a wild swing with this 0:02:45.240 --> 0:02:50.480 next one. Yeah. We were actually given the note um 0:02:50.600 --> 0:02:54.160 to keep it up by the trades. So I hope, 0:02:54.480 --> 0:02:58.040 even if it's a big swing, I hope it's good. Better, 0:02:58.040 --> 0:03:01.680 be better, be good, keep up in all caps caps 0:03:02.480 --> 0:03:07.040 from the trades. Hollywood reporter said, all caps, keep it up, 0:03:07.080 --> 0:03:10.359 and they never say that. Are we talking variety? We're 0:03:10.360 --> 0:03:16.200 talking variety. We're talking all the trades. Angelino Magazine, the 0:03:16.280 --> 0:03:21.959 stuff they put in hotels, We're talking Emmy magazine. Even 0:03:21.960 --> 0:03:24.720 Emmy Magazine is weighing in. I saw I was on 0:03:24.760 --> 0:03:32.119 a commuter flight from Buffalo two um, Syracuse. Why that's 0:03:32.160 --> 0:03:36.400 a short flight. None of your business? Okay, how to 0:03:36.440 --> 0:03:41.520 make a delivery for someone? All right? Whose name will 0:03:41.640 --> 0:03:50.240 not be because anyway they're very close. Of course, we 0:03:50.440 --> 0:03:53.880 got a great mention from the in flight American Airlines magazine, 0:03:54.320 --> 0:03:58.000 commuter flight. That's what I'm trying to say. That's huge. 0:03:58.240 --> 0:04:02.920 That's even bigger than trades. Will you do? So you've 0:04:02.920 --> 0:04:05.280 earned this big swing? Now? What is it? All right? 0:04:06.080 --> 0:04:10.120 I wouldn't feel as adventurous as I'm feeling if it 0:04:10.200 --> 0:04:15.320 wasn't handled by this person. Okay, who tell Us Smallwood, 0:04:16.360 --> 0:04:25.720 Sarah Smallwood Parsons like very James Bond Smallwood Sarah Sarah Parsons, 0:04:26.120 --> 0:04:32.840 Sarah Smaller Parsons talent. She has created a wonderful little 0:04:32.839 --> 0:04:38.279 show on the Surface with Bethelsda. Listen to this. Bethelsda 0:04:38.520 --> 0:04:42.160 is a huge worm like creature that lives at the 0:04:42.200 --> 0:04:47.120 bottom of a deep muddy hole. Tries to make sense 0:04:47.520 --> 0:04:50.559 of the disgusting world above with the help from human 0:04:50.640 --> 0:04:55.400 experts and her sidekick, a cool teen that fell down 0:04:55.760 --> 0:05:01.160 her muddy hole. Join in as they just gus on 0:05:01.200 --> 0:05:05.159 the surface with Bethel's This is a really big swing. 0:05:05.320 --> 0:05:08.560 But I will say Sarah Smallwood Parsons who for those 0:05:08.600 --> 0:05:10.440 of you who don't know in this room in my office, 0:05:10.800 --> 0:05:13.680 She's a queer, redheaded cat mom who roller blades and 0:05:13.680 --> 0:05:16.280 co host the show Characters Welcome in the City of 0:05:16.279 --> 0:05:19.240 New York. She was a new face at the Juster 0:05:19.360 --> 0:05:22.840 Lass Festival. Very prestigious, a resident at above average and 0:05:22.880 --> 0:05:27.359 a soprano in college a cappella group. Unfortunately sopranos happy 0:05:27.880 --> 0:05:31.720 the highest high sopranos happy. Yeah, what's the highest note 0:05:31.760 --> 0:05:45.320 you can hit? The G flat? What is the G Flatly? Gee? Oh, 0:05:45.400 --> 0:05:48.239 he went right to g flat. There is that flat? 0:05:48.600 --> 0:05:51.480 He walked right up to flat. You have to sort 0:05:51.480 --> 0:06:03.920 of you know the trick. He's amazing technique. Oh my god, 0:06:05.320 --> 0:06:09.200 don't look at my eyes. Let's just still work. Is 0:06:09.200 --> 0:06:12.880 it supposed to make you cry? I don't know how 0:06:12.920 --> 0:06:16.520 to feel, but I guess that's music and art to comfort. 0:06:16.760 --> 0:06:18.640 It's been a long day. It's been a long day. 0:06:18.680 --> 0:06:21.040 There rats everywhere. You're covered, and you're covered in blood. 0:06:21.080 --> 0:06:24.039 It's not just this this office that's infested. We got 0:06:24.040 --> 0:06:42.160 this creature on the surface with that's now perfect. Behold. 0:06:43.160 --> 0:06:47.520 I am Bethelzda, a giant worm like creature that lives 0:06:47.560 --> 0:06:50.400 at the bottom of a muddy hole. And this is 0:06:50.440 --> 0:06:54.719 my podcast on the Surface, where I try to make 0:06:54.760 --> 0:06:58.520 sense of the world above with help from human experts 0:06:58.560 --> 0:07:02.440 and my sidekick, a cool team that fell down my 0:07:02.520 --> 0:07:06.880 whole cool teen say something I missed the sun. We'll 0:07:06.920 --> 0:07:11.600 get used to a pal. Today's topic drag. What is it? 0:07:12.000 --> 0:07:16.760 Where is it? Is it contagious? Hopefully we'll find out 0:07:16.840 --> 0:07:21.640 from our guests. Up first, from his podcast, Secure the Gag, 0:07:22.320 --> 0:07:26.520 Nathan Pierson. Nathan, thanks for being here, well, thank you 0:07:26.560 --> 0:07:30.679 so much for having me. This is my first worm cast. Wow, 0:07:30.760 --> 0:07:33.960 well this is my second human related cash so you're 0:07:34.000 --> 0:07:39.280 in good company. And from the podcast Middle Children, please welcome. 0:07:39.360 --> 0:07:44.280 Chris Burns a k a. Fat Carry Bradshaw. Chris, how 0:07:44.320 --> 0:07:48.600 are you? I'm I'm so well. Bethezda, I want to say, um, 0:07:49.320 --> 0:07:52.640 is that a Bethesda? It's Bethelzda and I am offended 0:07:52.840 --> 0:07:55.960 Bethelsda with an hell, oh got it? Thank you. It 0:07:56.000 --> 0:07:59.560 won't happen again. Bethesda's where I go for Thanksgiving with 0:07:59.640 --> 0:08:03.559 my Yeah. I have some friends from the Potomac area 0:08:03.600 --> 0:08:06.840 as well. Chris Nathan, this is uh. I know I 0:08:06.880 --> 0:08:09.840 intrude them, but this is cool teen. They're a scene 0:08:09.920 --> 0:08:12.760 that fell down into my hole. Who tells me that 0:08:12.800 --> 0:08:17.080 they were very very cool on the surface. Oh yeah, 0:08:17.480 --> 0:08:21.040 unbelievably cool. You wouldn't freaking believe how cool I freaking 0:08:21.160 --> 0:08:24.560 was up there, man, Really, what part of the surface 0:08:24.600 --> 0:08:29.400 were you from? I listen. I was from the suburbs 0:08:29.440 --> 0:08:33.080 and I was freaking cool. Man. I ran that called 0:08:33.120 --> 0:08:36.800 the sack up and down. Oh. If you wanted a 0:08:36.880 --> 0:08:40.160 girl's number, I had it. If you wanted a video game, 0:08:40.360 --> 0:08:42.480 I would get it out of the library. I was 0:08:42.559 --> 0:08:47.480 so freaking cool man. Well suburbs called the sack words. 0:08:47.520 --> 0:08:51.720 I don't understand. You're not missing much. You're not missing much. Yeah, 0:08:51.880 --> 0:08:55.480 the coolest kids get video games from the library. Yeah, yeah, yeah, 0:08:55.559 --> 0:08:59.040 that's certified true. You know what I'm learning already and 0:08:59.080 --> 0:09:03.280 I can't wait till learn more. So today's topic is dragged. Now, 0:09:03.440 --> 0:09:06.040 when I think of drag, I think of what I 0:09:06.120 --> 0:09:08.400 do with my big, slimy body when I need to 0:09:08.440 --> 0:09:11.080 get to the other side of the whole me too. 0:09:11.280 --> 0:09:14.040 Oh perfect, So is that how you would define drag 0:09:14.160 --> 0:09:17.840 as well? Not in so many words, I guess. I 0:09:17.880 --> 0:09:20.480 mean sometimes, yes, that is how I would describe drag, 0:09:21.000 --> 0:09:23.719 But I think the general term would be kind of 0:09:23.880 --> 0:09:31.360 dressing or performing in a traditional woman style, traditional woman style. Now, Nathan, 0:09:31.360 --> 0:09:34.440 would you agree with that, Yeah, I would, I would agree. 0:09:34.440 --> 0:09:37.479 I would add to it that broadly, it's the performance 0:09:37.520 --> 0:09:41.479 of gender. Yeah. Interesting. Yeah, the world up there obsessed 0:09:41.480 --> 0:09:44.280 with gender famously. Um, you know, we don't have gender 0:09:44.320 --> 0:09:47.400 down here. We all just identify as big old mud freaks. 0:09:47.600 --> 0:09:52.280 So yeah, that's how I identify myself. Actually, oh my god, perfect, Well, 0:09:53.000 --> 0:09:55.760 I'm kidding. I forget that. You don't get sarcasm as 0:09:55.800 --> 0:09:59.559 a worm. Oh okay, yeah, no, famously, I am a worm. 0:09:59.559 --> 0:10:03.840 My is the size of a sesame seed. Joe, you know, 0:10:03.960 --> 0:10:07.400 dumb it down for me. Um, okay, well great, um 0:10:07.520 --> 0:10:11.280 let's see. So, Chris, you sometimes are what's called a 0:10:11.440 --> 0:10:15.480 drag queen. Now, is that like a queen insect where 0:10:15.520 --> 0:10:18.719 the drag queen spends every day like relaxing while the 0:10:18.800 --> 0:10:22.360 regular drags pleasure her and bring her gifts. Well that's 0:10:22.400 --> 0:10:26.760 the hope, but um, not quite currently in my life, 0:10:26.800 --> 0:10:30.160 I'm one of I guess, a worker queen, and then 0:10:30.200 --> 0:10:33.400 the big drag queens just generally that would just be 0:10:33.440 --> 0:10:36.160 like uh, I guess, like a royal person or like 0:10:36.200 --> 0:10:41.080 a very famous person. So maybe someday, um, I'll be 0:10:41.200 --> 0:10:45.080 at the level where other drag queens will mill about 0:10:45.200 --> 0:10:48.959 for me like a Rue Paul level would be other 0:10:49.040 --> 0:10:52.000 drag queens do all the work for her god a 0:10:52.120 --> 0:10:55.719 god at Rue Paul. That's definitely someone I definitely know. 0:10:55.880 --> 0:10:59.080 I don't know what that is. That's basically are you 0:10:59.120 --> 0:11:02.680 familiar with like bees? Yes, so I guess it would 0:11:02.720 --> 0:11:04.480 be like similar to a queen bee, and then the 0:11:04.559 --> 0:11:07.080 other drag queens are like worker bees, Chris, have you 0:11:07.120 --> 0:11:11.280 talked to a worm before? Because you're really explaining this stuff. Yeah. 0:11:11.360 --> 0:11:14.400 The dating apps up here are riddled with them, absolutely 0:11:14.520 --> 0:11:17.720 dating apps. I'm gonna have to I've heard slightly about daily. 0:11:17.800 --> 0:11:20.120 I'm going to have to have some other experts in 0:11:20.200 --> 0:11:22.800 on that. Now. Nathan, let's go over to you. You 0:11:22.880 --> 0:11:27.319 work for a show called drag Race. Yeah. Yes, Unfortunately, 0:11:27.400 --> 0:11:30.360 I'm very unfamiliar with human sports. All I know is 0:11:30.440 --> 0:11:33.320 mud clout. I'm sure you've played mud clot Can you 0:11:33.360 --> 0:11:37.440 explain drag Race? Yeah? Yeah, Chris mentioned RuPaul, who is 0:11:37.679 --> 0:11:40.240 the most famous I would say drag queen of our 0:11:40.240 --> 0:11:43.360 time right now. So, imagine a queen bee in a 0:11:43.440 --> 0:11:48.880 hive had a reality competition show where other queen bees 0:11:49.360 --> 0:11:52.120 competed to be the best queen bee in a variety 0:11:52.120 --> 0:11:55.800 of challenges. That's not like a very chaotic hive. Chaotic hive, 0:11:55.880 --> 0:11:57.520 but there's a prize at the end too, And I 0:11:57.520 --> 0:12:00.160 feel like there's probably a prize in the hive. I'm 0:12:00.160 --> 0:12:02.280 sure you're familiar. I mean, I do love a prize, 0:12:02.320 --> 0:12:04.960 you know what. I gotta be honest, I'm still kind 0:12:04.960 --> 0:12:08.240 of lost. So why don't we just hop into our 0:12:08.280 --> 0:12:13.920 first segment that I call what in the mud? Is this? Alright? 0:12:13.960 --> 0:12:17.199 So here's how it works. Okay, I'm gonna present you 0:12:17.280 --> 0:12:20.360 with a series of words related to drag. I've been 0:12:20.400 --> 0:12:22.960 told these are related to drag. I will take a 0:12:22.960 --> 0:12:25.760 guess at what they mean, and then you'll correct me 0:12:25.840 --> 0:12:30.760 if needed. Cool, cool, perfect, Okay, great? So first up, Okay, 0:12:30.800 --> 0:12:35.040 we've got lips sink Um. Okay, I'm gonna say this 0:12:35.120 --> 0:12:38.240 is when you pass out, face down after a long 0:12:38.280 --> 0:12:40.880 game of mud clot and your lips sink into the mud? 0:12:41.000 --> 0:12:44.680 Am I close? Um? Not that close, to be honest, 0:12:45.000 --> 0:12:49.559 No mud clot is involved, unfortunately, Well depending if you 0:12:49.640 --> 0:12:52.880 get creative enough, I guess maybe it could. So what 0:12:53.080 --> 0:12:55.440 is the sinking of the lips? Uh? Do you have 0:12:55.559 --> 0:12:58.680 music down there? Oh? Yeah, definitely, we got a band 0:12:58.679 --> 0:13:03.280 down here. My favorite band a dung beetle that pushes 0:13:03.360 --> 0:13:06.160 a little ball with a bell in it. It's pretty good. 0:13:06.200 --> 0:13:10.960 It's very rhythmic. It's definitely very constant and incessant. That's 0:13:11.000 --> 0:13:13.000 what I'll say about the dung beetle with the bell. 0:13:13.240 --> 0:13:15.560 Cool teen, you'd rather listen to? Who's that artist your 0:13:15.559 --> 0:13:20.120 obsessed with? Eminem? Eminem? What year did you fall down 0:13:20.280 --> 0:13:24.199 the whole manch just a few months ago, and they're 0:13:24.240 --> 0:13:26.640 allowed to leave as soon as they get me out 0:13:26.679 --> 0:13:29.520 of this hole. Anyway, let's move on to this next 0:13:29.960 --> 0:13:34.160 vocab word, death drop. Okay, great, we're on topic. This one, 0:13:34.200 --> 0:13:36.920 I'm pretty sure is what happened to cool teen when 0:13:36.920 --> 0:13:40.360 they were walking and texting in the woods, except unfortunately 0:13:40.400 --> 0:13:43.080 they survived. Is that right, cool Teine. That's how you 0:13:43.120 --> 0:13:45.360 fell down here. That's how I fell on here. I 0:13:45.400 --> 0:13:48.240 don't know if I would say unfortunately I survived, but 0:13:48.320 --> 0:13:51.559 I definitely, Uh, that's what I was doing. I was 0:13:51.600 --> 0:13:54.840 looking at my phone. I wasn't paying attention, just like 0:13:54.880 --> 0:13:57.200 my parents always said. And next thing I knew, Oh, 0:13:57.280 --> 0:14:00.400 I was thunking hard into you at the bottom of 0:14:00.440 --> 0:14:03.600 this whole parente. I wish I had those Let's kick 0:14:03.600 --> 0:14:05.800 it to Nathan. Nathan, is that what a death drop 0:14:05.880 --> 0:14:09.480 is or how would you define it? Yeah? Do you dance? 0:14:10.960 --> 0:14:13.800 I've been known to, you know, flap my two ins 0:14:13.920 --> 0:14:17.440 together from time to time, but human dancing I'm not 0:14:17.480 --> 0:14:20.080 super familiar with. Yeah, so at death drop is a 0:14:20.320 --> 0:14:24.560 is a move? Is a dance move? Okay? Popularized in 0:14:24.640 --> 0:14:26.880 the ball scene. But we don't have to get into that, 0:14:26.920 --> 0:14:30.520 but it's a very popular choreographed dance move that drag 0:14:30.560 --> 0:14:34.000 queens do where they just kind of drop dead, like 0:14:34.080 --> 0:14:36.440 they look like they kind of just like lose everything 0:14:36.440 --> 0:14:38.680 in their body, just fall down into like a split. 0:14:40.120 --> 0:14:42.920 You'd be great at this. Oh yeah, I would just 0:14:42.960 --> 0:14:44.920 reenact what happened when I fell on here, But I 0:14:44.960 --> 0:14:48.040 will say, um, I am good at what is famously 0:14:48.280 --> 0:14:50.920 the coolest move to do it a school dance, and 0:14:51.000 --> 0:14:57.000 you'd like this. It's called the worm. Okay, to sounds defensive, 0:14:57.120 --> 0:14:59.600 but go ahead and describe it to me. Well, I 0:14:59.600 --> 0:15:03.160 would just kind of, you know, undulate my body on 0:15:03.200 --> 0:15:06.320 the grounds over and over, kind of like a worm, 0:15:06.560 --> 0:15:09.920 and then all the ladies would flock to my sides 0:15:10.000 --> 0:15:13.320 because it's famously very cool. Al Right, that does seem 0:15:13.400 --> 0:15:15.960 exactly like what I do, so I guess I can't 0:15:16.000 --> 0:15:19.560 be offected by that. No ladies down here, though, No, 0:15:19.800 --> 0:15:22.400 some day one'll fall in, one can hope. All right, 0:15:22.520 --> 0:15:24.560 let's move on to this next road. Gab word, this 0:15:24.640 --> 0:15:27.440 is a mouthful or a butt full, because sometimes I 0:15:27.480 --> 0:15:31.680 can't tell my mouth from my butt. Uh eleganza. Weirdly, 0:15:31.760 --> 0:15:35.720 that's my sister's name. She's a regular sized worm, kind 0:15:35.720 --> 0:15:38.520 of the favorite of the family. You know what I'm 0:15:38.560 --> 0:15:41.280 talking about as a middle child there Christmas? Yeah, of 0:15:41.360 --> 0:15:45.600 course Eleganza. Is this a name? It can be. I 0:15:45.640 --> 0:15:48.280 guess anything can be a name. The interesting thing is 0:15:48.320 --> 0:15:51.040 when you ask for a definition of something like Eleganza, 0:15:51.480 --> 0:15:56.080 it's hard to um kind of define for me personally, 0:15:56.360 --> 0:15:58.120 I agree, it's one of the you know, when you 0:15:58.160 --> 0:16:00.840 see it, it's it's it's it's it's script or with 0:16:01.000 --> 0:16:05.680 positive connotation. Okay, would you say my whole is Eleganza? 0:16:06.200 --> 0:16:09.800 I have to see it first. Uh, you're here, dumb, dumb. 0:16:10.360 --> 0:16:13.080 I'm just kidding. Oh, your whole, in the whole, I'm 0:16:13.120 --> 0:16:17.200 in your asshole. I'm in your asshole. Thank you. Okay, 0:16:17.240 --> 0:16:20.080 I guess I should be more specific about what whole 0:16:20.360 --> 0:16:22.880 I'm talking about. Hold their end, But we gotta know 0:16:22.920 --> 0:16:25.040 which one it is. Ohs are in good to know. 0:16:25.680 --> 0:16:27.960 Let's let's get on over to this next volt cab 0:16:27.960 --> 0:16:31.000 woord this one. Okay, So this is camp, which I 0:16:31.120 --> 0:16:38.880 believe is where bless you. Wow. Let me explain. Sometimes 0:16:39.680 --> 0:16:43.840 if I wiggle around too much, air gets trapped in 0:16:44.200 --> 0:16:46.920 my body and it will sort of come out. I 0:16:46.920 --> 0:16:49.240 don't know if humans do anything like that, but yeah, 0:16:49.280 --> 0:16:51.640 I know the same thing happens to me. Oh my god. 0:16:51.720 --> 0:16:55.560 Perfect well I planned that that wasn't an accident alright, 0:16:55.600 --> 0:16:58.360 So camp okay, No, I believe this is where cool 0:16:58.440 --> 0:17:01.800 teen ran away from right before they fell in my hole. 0:17:01.880 --> 0:17:05.080 Why did you run away from camp again? Coutine? Oh yeah, well, 0:17:05.119 --> 0:17:07.680 you know it's a complicated story because we were sitting 0:17:07.680 --> 0:17:11.600 around the bonfire and telling scary stories and one of 0:17:11.600 --> 0:17:13.920 the more loser kids at the camp got a little 0:17:13.960 --> 0:17:17.119 scared and pete in their pants. So naturally, as one 0:17:17.119 --> 0:17:19.320 of the cooler kids, I went off into the woods 0:17:19.640 --> 0:17:22.120 looking for another pair of pants for this poor kid. 0:17:22.960 --> 0:17:25.960 So I do have to interject, where were you buying pants? 0:17:26.000 --> 0:17:27.879 We don't sell pants in the woods up here. I 0:17:27.880 --> 0:17:29.920 don't know. Well, that's why I was looking at my phone. 0:17:29.960 --> 0:17:31.920 I was looking at the Google maps trying to find 0:17:31.920 --> 0:17:35.439 the TJ Max. Coutine. You said that you went to 0:17:35.520 --> 0:17:38.879 the pants store in the woods. That's what you told me. Oh, 0:17:38.920 --> 0:17:40.760 I must have hit my head when I fell. You 0:17:40.800 --> 0:17:44.119 said it was called TJ Pants. T J Pants, Yeah, 0:17:44.200 --> 0:17:47.280 I'm confused. Well, there is a TJ Max so so 0:17:47.400 --> 0:17:50.480 maybe that is where he got them. Yeah, well let's 0:17:51.160 --> 0:17:54.880 let's what is camp to humans? Or did I get 0:17:54.880 --> 0:17:58.000 it right? Well, you actually did get the definition of 0:17:58.040 --> 0:18:02.520 the word camp part right. There's different definitions. So I 0:18:02.560 --> 0:18:06.000 can say yes and I'll let Nathan um give I 0:18:06.000 --> 0:18:10.200 was gonna say, I'll let Chris get this one. So like, 0:18:10.880 --> 0:18:15.199 it's also something that you know when you see um. 0:18:15.359 --> 0:18:20.239 For example, I might interpret camp as you being a 0:18:20.280 --> 0:18:23.480 giant worm covered in mud. If you were to show 0:18:23.560 --> 0:18:25.800 up to a red carpet, it would be very camp. 0:18:26.040 --> 0:18:29.920 I'm camp. I am camp. Yeah, it's it's big, it's 0:18:30.000 --> 0:18:35.320 out there, it's different, it's new. Yeah, that's that's it. 0:18:35.480 --> 0:18:39.000 That's it's also like self referential, so like if you 0:18:39.080 --> 0:18:41.679 were known for something and then you did it again 0:18:41.800 --> 0:18:46.320 later and like added some pizzas to it, Like how 0:18:46.359 --> 0:18:49.119 I'm known for trying to escape the whole, but I 0:18:49.240 --> 0:18:53.240 try a different way each time. I always fail. Similar 0:18:53.359 --> 0:18:56.639 yeah over time. Yeah, yeah, if you created that into 0:18:56.680 --> 0:19:01.000 some sort of a design. Okay, we're a confession. Yeah. Interesting, 0:19:01.000 --> 0:19:03.679 Well I famously don't wear clothes because I am a 0:19:03.680 --> 0:19:07.240 big giant worm. Well that's camp. Oh, nudity is camp. 0:19:07.240 --> 0:19:09.879 I'm writing this down nudity. Hold on, I have to 0:19:09.880 --> 0:19:14.960 write it with my basically, yeah, I got it, oh yeah, 0:19:14.960 --> 0:19:19.080 but also has the right via mouse because the whole 0:19:19.119 --> 0:19:21.960 no arms thing. So I tried butthole once do not 0:19:22.160 --> 0:19:24.439 go well. Let me tell you try again. You have 0:19:24.480 --> 0:19:25.600 to have to try again. There are a lot of 0:19:25.600 --> 0:19:27.280 people who try it once. You have to try it again. 0:19:27.480 --> 0:19:31.600 It feltastic, but it was allegible. It's like coffee. It's 0:19:31.600 --> 0:19:34.760 an acquired taste coffee. I've never tried coffee, alright, got 0:19:34.760 --> 0:19:37.760 down as well. You'd love coffee. You would love coffee 0:19:37.800 --> 0:19:39.639 a little too much. I think that would not bode 0:19:39.640 --> 0:19:41.920 well for me if we had a coffee maker down here. 0:19:42.040 --> 0:19:47.439 You've had coffee. You're a coffee drinker. Cool teen, Oh boy, 0:19:47.560 --> 0:19:51.680 I was always getting a cold brew at dunkin Donuts. 0:19:51.760 --> 0:19:55.200 That's the coolest restaurant. And you know, to be honest, 0:19:55.600 --> 0:19:58.440 I would only drink a few SIPs because after that 0:19:58.600 --> 0:20:02.480 it would start interacting with my HD medication, which you 0:20:02.520 --> 0:20:05.000 know is pretty sick. Oh yeah, you're a d h 0:20:05.119 --> 0:20:11.360 D medication stands for annoying, down and the hole. Help me. 0:20:11.640 --> 0:20:13.440 I'm down in the hole. No, like you know, what 0:20:13.480 --> 0:20:16.000 This isn't a vocab word about drag, So we're gonna 0:20:16.040 --> 0:20:18.320 get back to the drag vocab. Okay, all right, so 0:20:18.320 --> 0:20:22.240 we got this next one. Um okay, busted. Now this 0:20:22.280 --> 0:20:24.320 is what I yell at cool teen when I catch 0:20:24.359 --> 0:20:29.000 them snooping around in my stick collection. Busted It means 0:20:29.760 --> 0:20:32.879 no and drag. Busted is someone who is not put together, 0:20:33.280 --> 0:20:37.040 looks a mess. Someone who's a little bit uh, isn't 0:20:37.040 --> 0:20:41.600 as skilled at the craft of drag, looks like half fast. 0:20:41.880 --> 0:20:44.639 So when cool teen fell down the hole, you probably 0:20:44.760 --> 0:20:47.840 thought that they looked busted. I mean, yeah, they were. 0:20:47.920 --> 0:20:52.120 They had definitely pissent sh it themselves. Then they threw up. 0:20:53.359 --> 0:20:56.080 Then they ate a snack that they had in their pocket, 0:20:56.160 --> 0:20:58.360 immediately threw up again. I said, like, why did don't 0:20:58.400 --> 0:20:59.920 eat the snag? You're gonna throw up? And then I 0:21:00.200 --> 0:21:03.640 threw up. Yeah, all dirt. It was a rough night, 0:21:03.880 --> 0:21:06.280 but we went back and forth throwing up until we 0:21:06.560 --> 0:21:09.920 finally introduced ourselves. Yeah, well, it sounds like you pissed 0:21:09.920 --> 0:21:12.680 your pants before you even got down the hall, so 0:21:12.920 --> 0:21:15.640 that doesn't surprise me. No, I think it was the impact. 0:21:15.720 --> 0:21:17.960 I think it was the impact of the fall pushed 0:21:18.000 --> 0:21:20.240 the piss out pretty sure? Oh, I thought you would 0:21:20.240 --> 0:21:22.760 said that you pissed yourself and you were looking for pants? 0:21:23.160 --> 0:21:25.240 Was someone else pissed themselves and I was looking for 0:21:25.320 --> 0:21:28.240 pants for them as a good samaritan? You know what, listeners, 0:21:28.720 --> 0:21:32.560 do we think the fall pushed the piss out or 0:21:32.760 --> 0:21:36.120 does cool team just pissed themselves all the time? Go ahead, 0:21:36.160 --> 0:21:38.120 and I don't know if we're gonna have a common section. 0:21:38.320 --> 0:21:40.399 To me, it sounds like a little of this, a 0:21:40.440 --> 0:21:44.440 little of that that sounds like a song. We were 0:21:44.440 --> 0:21:48.120 talking about music. Um okay, okay, okay, okay. We only 0:21:48.119 --> 0:21:50.680 got a couple of more ties. Uh oh, This one 0:21:50.920 --> 0:21:54.719 called kicky to me, this is the sound the bird's 0:21:54.760 --> 0:21:56.719 make when they dive down and try to eat me 0:21:56.760 --> 0:22:00.359 and then realized they've made a terrible mistake. They gokay kiki? 0:22:00.640 --> 0:22:03.520 Is that the name that's what it's based off of. Actually, 0:22:03.760 --> 0:22:07.320 kiki is the sound of two like chickens going kikikikikikiki, 0:22:07.720 --> 0:22:11.920 And it's basically like a slang for when two queens 0:22:12.000 --> 0:22:14.240 or gays get together just to like chat, and it 0:22:14.359 --> 0:22:17.000 sounds like kikiing. So you do that one. We need 0:22:17.000 --> 0:22:20.520 a soundboard with a celebratory sound. We'll put it in here. 0:22:23.640 --> 0:22:26.040 This is kind of like a ki ki if you will. 0:22:26.160 --> 0:22:32.640 This is a ki okay, kikiki. We're kicking absolutely. It's 0:22:32.640 --> 0:22:36.800 also a name, so careful, yeah, a popular name on 0:22:36.840 --> 0:22:40.520 the surface, Kiki interesting, all right, don't look out for 0:22:40.600 --> 0:22:44.160 cake each let's see. Oh last one that I have. 0:22:44.480 --> 0:22:49.280 It's just a no tea, no shade story of my 0:22:49.359 --> 0:22:52.040 life and high noon. I got to bury myself from 0:22:52.080 --> 0:22:55.240 the murderos I end up fried and flat and I'll 0:22:55.280 --> 0:22:58.320 probably die. Is that a no tin no shade? I 0:22:58.359 --> 0:23:01.440 don't think I would say no tino hade after explaining 0:23:01.480 --> 0:23:03.639 what I was going to do to not die. No 0:23:03.760 --> 0:23:06.840 tino shade is when you give like an unsolicited opinion. 0:23:07.520 --> 0:23:09.720 I guess would be the best way to describe it. 0:23:09.960 --> 0:23:13.919 If I was like, no tin, no shade, you go ahead. 0:23:14.520 --> 0:23:16.960 Oh okay, Well, I don't want to be rude. No, 0:23:17.000 --> 0:23:18.800 try to come on. I'm trying to I need human 0:23:18.840 --> 0:23:23.880 experiences here, but like, okay, so um, no tin no shade. 0:23:24.600 --> 0:23:26.680 The best thing about being a worm is being small 0:23:26.720 --> 0:23:29.359 and going unnoticed. So like, you don't have any benefits 0:23:29.359 --> 0:23:37.359 of being a worm out Okay, wait else, young teen, 0:23:37.600 --> 0:23:40.199 I have one for you like no tin, no shade, 0:23:40.240 --> 0:23:42.520 but you could probably bathe because you smell like piss 0:23:42.520 --> 0:23:46.840 and ship. Yeah yeah, that's no tea and no shade 0:23:46.880 --> 0:23:49.439 because I definitely need a bath. We we just have 0:23:49.520 --> 0:23:53.960 to wait for the rain. It's it's an unfortunate situation. Oh, 0:23:54.000 --> 0:23:57.240 no tin, no shade. I like all of you very much. 0:23:57.720 --> 0:24:01.200 Did I do it right? No? No to bad cole Jeane. 0:24:01.200 --> 0:24:02.760 Do you have any you want to throw out? Any 0:24:02.840 --> 0:24:06.160 last woke have words before we move on? Yeah? Um, 0:24:06.200 --> 0:24:08.240 you know this is something my uncle says when he 0:24:08.240 --> 0:24:10.320 doesn't want to play with me anymore. But I'm sure 0:24:10.359 --> 0:24:14.359 he got it from somewhere else, Sasha away, is your uncle? 0:24:14.560 --> 0:24:17.720 Is your uncle homosexual? I don't know. To me, he's 0:24:17.760 --> 0:24:20.040 just an uncle. I haven't really envisioned him as a 0:24:20.080 --> 0:24:23.160 person outside of our relationship. What other kinds of things 0:24:23.200 --> 0:24:29.359 does he say? He says, honey, what, honey? What? I 0:24:29.440 --> 0:24:31.600 like that. I'm gonna write that down. Yeah. Yeah, you 0:24:31.600 --> 0:24:33.959 have a gay uncle and he gives me money. He 0:24:34.000 --> 0:24:38.399 gives me lots of money every holidays. Yeah. Maybe maybe 0:24:38.400 --> 0:24:40.399 you are a cool teen, After all, you have a 0:24:40.400 --> 0:24:44.040