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Speaker 1: Him is on the phone today for call of booty,

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Speaker 1: and he wants to see if he can get his

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Speaker 1: wife to leave her job right now for a booty call.

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Speaker 1: But remember, can't say anything dirty or we blunt about it,

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Speaker 1: and we'll give him a topic to use or code

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Speaker 1: words to use for what he wants to do. And

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Speaker 1: it's always very awkward and weird. Tim, Where does your

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Speaker 1: wife work?

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Speaker 2: First of all, I'm not going to give you the

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Speaker 2: name of the school, but she's uh, she's an elementary

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Speaker 2: school teacher. Oh you're gonna call.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, you're gonna call her, Okay, yeah, yeah.

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Speaker 2: I mean I've had calls. I called her before about

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Speaker 2: some random things, but she answers usually okay, she's always busy.

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Speaker 2: So I figured, uh, I figured this would be perfect.

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Speaker 3: I love I love this. I love this bit you

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Speaker 2: And I was like, I was like, oh my god,

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Speaker 2: I gotta try this.

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Speaker 1: So she's actually at school in her classroom right now.

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Speaker 1: Are the kids in there or is it like lunchtime?

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Speaker 3: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, she usually she's she's usually teaching. But they also

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Speaker 2: have you know, the the teachers kind of do a

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Speaker 2: shared They got like four classrooms and they sometimes do

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Speaker 1: When she's free.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, how do you think she's going to react

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Speaker 3: to something like this, Like just in general, how would

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Speaker 1: Not even if she.

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Speaker 2: Was you know, you know, outside of work, we've had

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Speaker 2: very minimal call it, you know, dirty talker, you know,

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Speaker 2: but you know, in life we have a healthy, we

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Speaker 2: she's going to react.

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Speaker 3: She's she takes her job.

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Speaker 2: I'm not going to say takes her job seriously, I

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Speaker 2: would say that she is. She's a passionate teacher. She

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Speaker 2: I don't know if she's going to be annoyed. I

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Speaker 2: don't know, to be honest with you, this will definitely

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Speaker 2: be from left field for her. Yeah, so that's what

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Speaker 2: I'm like. All Right, I'm like, let's I almost want

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Speaker 2: to test the whole situation.

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Speaker 3: We're about to find out how your skills are.

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Speaker 2: That's going to be the town.

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Speaker 1: This is going to be very awkward. So you're about

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Speaker 1: to call your wife, who's an elementary school teacher. She's

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Speaker 1: currently in her classroom. The students aren't there, hopefully you

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Speaker 1: know for sure, but hopefully they're not. And you're going

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Speaker 1: to try to call her and see if she'll leave

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Speaker 1: her job to meet you for a booty call. And

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Speaker 1: since she's a teacher, how about we go with dinosaurs

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Speaker 1: and dinosaur terms. That's what you have to use. You

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Speaker 1: can't say anything. You have to try to get her

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Speaker 1: to leave her a booty call using just dinosaur terminology.

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Speaker 2: You know, we just we just watched the latest Jurassic Park,

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Speaker 2: like maybe weeks ago.

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Speaker 3: Okay, so this might work for me.

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Speaker 1: I don't even know how I would do that.

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Speaker 3: I have some confidence, all right. Remember remember the rules though.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you can't just be blunt about it. And remember

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Speaker 1: during the phone call, we can give you lines and stuff.

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Speaker 1: So if we talk into your ear, don't talk back

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Speaker 1: either if she says no and we want to just

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Speaker 1: let her know we're on, or if you actually get

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Speaker 1: her to do it, we can celebrate with you.

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Speaker 3: Guys.

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Speaker 1: That sounds weird, all right, Well here we go.

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Speaker 3: Hi, this is niece. Hey, honey, how are you, Kim?

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Speaker 3: Why are you? Why are you calling me? Is everything okay?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm good.

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Speaker 2: I'm good.

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Speaker 3: Wait in your number? What number is this? Oh my god?

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Speaker 3: Are you at the hospital? No?

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Speaker 2: No, no, no, I gotta the one. Those uh just

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Speaker 2: checking out this Google thing.

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Speaker 3: I am at work right now. Please don't scare me

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Speaker 3: like that. God, why are you calling me?

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Speaker 2: Like?

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Speaker 3: What? What's up?

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Speaker 4: Oh?

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Speaker 2: Not much, I'm just uh, I'm wondering how you know

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Speaker 3: Uh, yeah, it's fine. Oh my gosh. So they actually

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Speaker 3: just spent the last hour drawing. And you know, Corey

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Speaker 3: showed me a drawing of this boat that he did. Honestly,

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Speaker 3: it looks like a was It was just so great

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Speaker 3: it was so hard not to laugh. But yeah, you

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Speaker 3: know what, I'll just have to take a picture of

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Speaker 3: it for you, because I swear to God it looks like, yeah.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, send me that pick.

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Speaker 4: I'll speaking of uh pictures, I was kind of calling

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Speaker 4: you to see if maybe you felt like a frustrated

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Speaker 4: little veloscer raptor and you wanted to blow off some steam,

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Speaker 4: because I might know a place where you could get

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Speaker 4: a good chunk of meat. Excuse me, you know, you

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Speaker 4: know I'm just talking about maybe uh, someone gets t

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Speaker 4: rex what like he rext?

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Speaker 3: Hey, no, no, it's it's just my husband. Sorry. Yes,

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Speaker 3: I can send him to the classroom and I don't

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Speaker 3: know about an hour. Yep, thank you? Oh my god?

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Speaker 2: Him?

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Speaker 3: What is going on? What are you talking about?

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Speaker 2: I was just hoping maybe if you took the afternoon off,

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Speaker 2: I could get my hands on girass the park.

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Speaker 3: What you didn't You didn't just go and buy a

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Speaker 3: bunch of like you are inflatables again, did you? Because

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Speaker 3: we talked about that.

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Speaker 4: No, no, no, no, no, no, you don't got any inflatables.

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Speaker 2: But I mean if technically I would be interested in

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Speaker 2: inflating a certain brontosaurce neck, you know, like a try

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Speaker 2: theratops with the hardened horn.

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Speaker 3: Okay, babe, seriously, are you okay? I am genuinely getting

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Speaker 3: worried about you. It sounds like you're having a stroke.

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Speaker 2: I am like, no, no, no, I'm I'm I'm not

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Speaker 2: having a stroke. I'm feeling like on the hunt, you know,

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Speaker 2: searching for a nice, juicy prehistoric steak.

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Speaker 3: What I'm calling nine one one. I like, no, there's

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Speaker 3: just no, I can't.

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Speaker 2: I can't think of I can't think of anything else.

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Speaker 3: Okay, wait a minute, you can you like you guys,

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Speaker 3: what are you talking now? Now he's talking to other people?

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Speaker 3: What the is going on?

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Speaker 1: He's talking to us. This is a radio show. It's

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Speaker 1: called the Jebel Show.

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Speaker 3: My name is Jewel.

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Speaker 2: You're so cute.

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Speaker 1: I'm na Victoria and uh and yeah, your husband Tim

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Speaker 1: wanted to call you today because we do a segment

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Speaker 1: on the show called Call of Booty. It's where you

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Speaker 1: call your significant other to see if they'll leave work

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Speaker 1: to do a booty call. But you can't say anything

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Speaker 1: dirty overtly and uh. We give you some code words

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Speaker 1: to use or some theme to talk about. And he

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Speaker 1: get you going, get you going?

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Speaker 3: No, I can't.

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Speaker 2: I was I was really hoping you would take a

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Speaker 2: slight a small bite. Now it seems like no, it

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Speaker 2: seems like I have no uh no, riz, no game.

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Speaker 3: Well you do realize that I have like a bunch

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Speaker 3: of children about to walk into this rail within a

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Speaker 5: Yeah, you know, Okay, I'm sorry, but I have just

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Speaker 5: genuinely was I thought you were losing your mind or

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Speaker 5: having a stroke.

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Speaker 3: I thought the world was ending right.

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Speaker 1: Now, I'm gonna say, that's a note, Denise, you're not

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Speaker 1: going to go me.

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Speaker 3: No, I am deciding whether or not he's going to

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Speaker 3: get any for a while right now response I was expecting,

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Speaker 3: and then am I able to get back to work.

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Speaker 1: Now it's okay, you're great, have a good one, I

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Speaker 1: hope later.

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Speaker 3: Thank you so good.

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Speaker 2: Try Tim, No I should Yeah. Wow, that was almost embarrassing.

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Speaker 1: I really thought it was good.

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Speaker 2: I thought it would work a little better. But that's okay,

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Speaker 2: that's okay. It's hard. It's hard to use those words.

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Speaker 1: It really did.

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Speaker 3: You know what?

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Speaker 1: I bet you if you try again at home, it'll work.

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Speaker 4: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: I think so.

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Speaker 2: I thought the bronosaurs neck inflating.

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Speaker 3: That's pretty clever. That was That was good