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Speaker 1: Welcome back, everybody to another episode of I think you

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Speaker 1: just want sideways again? Really? Oh no, goddamn, I'm starting, starting,

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Speaker 1: start for real, okay starting now, you're oh Kevin Pollock,

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Speaker 1: is that what does that? Well? He must know. I

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Speaker 1: was raised as what's called a reformed Jew, more specifically

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Speaker 1: a California reformed Jews, so basically Catholic. But I digressed.

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Speaker 1: Let's meet a Rackham show you no particular order to say.

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Speaker 1: Let's first go actually to Cricketkowski with his summer vacation

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Speaker 1: review corner Cocow. Kevin, I am on summer vacation. It's amazing. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's so fun. I mean, how would you review this

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Speaker 1: year's this year's summer vacation like as opposed to last year,

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Speaker 1: like so much more fun. Like we're all we're all vaxed,

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Speaker 1: we're hanging out. You know, there's this delta variant, but

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Speaker 1: of like, nothing's happening with that, right, I'm going to Canada.

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Speaker 1: They're open. You know, it's all good. I got a

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Speaker 1: little I got a little sniffle, and I haven't I

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Speaker 1: haven't smelled or tasted anything in about a week. But

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Speaker 1: this is fun. I mean, we're coming back Society. Thank

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Speaker 1: you for that. Please say hello to Chris Anthony Alvarado

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Speaker 1: Cat Denier. If you're a lovely and talented fiance and

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Speaker 1: pass alchemist Jessica Little brought homemade ten month old cat

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Speaker 1: that she adopted, how would you respond? She just tried

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Speaker 1: to get a second dog the other day. You shut

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Speaker 1: that shut down. I can't. I can't give your love

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Speaker 1: to more than one. Problem is, you know, yeah, Jessica's great. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: of course, and she's and not my word, she also

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Speaker 1: has to say, I see, and you know I am

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Speaker 1: physically stronger than her. Why am I getting brought in this?

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Speaker 1: I don't There's nothing I want les What was the point? So? Anyway, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: if you brought a cat home, hug, I love it.

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Speaker 1: I love a cat. I know, all right, that's awesome.

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Speaker 1: In case you're one, in Caroline Carter is watching you

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Speaker 1: and in the Who's Dr Cheeks? What would the minimum

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Speaker 1: annual salary need to be for you to vote to

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Speaker 1: devote your life to proctology? Oh, I mean a steady job,

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Speaker 1: you know what I mean? At this point, especially after

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Speaker 1: the past year, I really I would say minimum wage.

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Speaker 1: I think I would do it. Minimum wage bring me

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Speaker 1: your butt, all right? Fair enough, Hey, there's Gary Anthony Williams. Guys,

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Speaker 1: time flyer. What was the worst non show business job

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Speaker 1: you ever had? I've actually asked them pretty good jobs,

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Speaker 1: pretty good, but non show business. Oh I was um,

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Speaker 1: I was working a phone line selling diet pills at

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Speaker 1: one point, telemarketer. Yeah, tell a marketing selling diet pills.

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Speaker 1: And by the way, from your very compliment your comment earlier,

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Speaker 1: I am what's known as a deformed too. But I

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Speaker 1: think I already discussed that. I remember with Chris Albarado.

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Speaker 1: We had a conversation. I know I discussed it with you.

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Speaker 1: You just didn't want to talk back about it. And

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Speaker 1: that's fair and accurate. And last, but not enough cake

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Speaker 1: and or pie. If you think at least it's Joey

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Speaker 1: Greer bottom line lover, what is the one job in

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Speaker 1: show business that you simply will not do? Wow? That's

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Speaker 1: that's here's the thing. It's it's really complicated because there's

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Speaker 1: a lot of tears to it. Let's go with Tier three.

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Speaker 1: I'm not gonna act, I'm not gonna write, I'm not

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Speaker 1: gonna direct. I damn sure, I'm not going to produce.

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Speaker 1: You understand I do. I don't want to do anything

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Speaker 1: behind in front of the camera. I don't want to

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Speaker 1: anything on stage or maybe in a parking lot. All right,

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Speaker 1: we're talking about entertainment, and when we're talking about entertainment,

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Speaker 1: we're talking about something bigger than ourselves. We're talking about

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Speaker 1: the idea that there are things that that they they'll

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Speaker 1: go And that's what I mean. So if you want

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Speaker 1: to talk about what jobs I will do, yeah, I'll act, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: all right, I'll direct, I'll produce. But can I say

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Speaker 1: my favorite thing about all everything you just said? Uh,

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Speaker 1: four fifths of those of us listening immediately uh focused

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Speaker 1: our attention on something else and our screens, and you

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Speaker 1: were entertained. That's the point that then they found entertainment.

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Speaker 1: That's everyone now knows. To take a little break. All

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Speaker 1: From Haley, who wrote, Guys, I have big news from

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Speaker 1: the Dinosaur car wash. Oh yeah, that's what I'm talking about.

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Speaker 1: The church behind the car wash moved out and a

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Speaker 1: goth clothing store took its place. I'll probably never know

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Speaker 1: what actually happened, but I figured the alchemy this crew

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Speaker 1: can help me understand what may have gone down. Okay,

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Speaker 1: I love you, bye. Calm calm down, everyone, just just

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Speaker 1: settle down. I know what it was. I'm sure I'm

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Speaker 1: too upset to call him down. Well, I just sir,

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Speaker 1: if the car washes on the other side, this is

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Speaker 1: a community parish conversation. Oh thank you. Oh you both

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Speaker 1: were looking for the car wash. I wanted a t

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Speaker 1: Rex to wash my car. Yes, that's in the car wash.

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Speaker 1: That This is a community parish conversation. So wait, hold on, wait,

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Speaker 1: wait before it leave, explain what that means to me.

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Speaker 1: Community parish conversation. What does that mean? Exactly? Yeah, but

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Speaker 1: what does it mean? It means that the people in

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Speaker 1: the parish parish just like a religious group in institutions. Okay,

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Speaker 1: it also could be like what in Louisiana. Parish is

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Speaker 1: like what's called like a township. So what is it

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Speaker 1: in this context? What I said initially, which was gayle,

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Speaker 1: can I just talk to you in the office? The

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Speaker 1: saems curious given the Bible. We don't have the money

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Speaker 1: for the Bibles anymore. This is this is the conversation.

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Speaker 1: We're gonna have to I'll find your dinosaur. I'll hunt

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Speaker 1: him down and kill him. Okay, can we do this

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Speaker 1: by the car wash? Please? This is a community parish conversation.

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Speaker 1: I want to stay here, but right by the chuck board. God.

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Speaker 1: Oh God, well, look, I guess everyone can hear it.

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Speaker 1: Were we gotta shut the church down? I'm sorry? What? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: our prayers aren't bringing money. So we're gonna have to

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Speaker 1: change gears. We're gonna have to turn into a goth

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Speaker 1: clothing company. Always. We had a meeting for that. How

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Speaker 1: did you land there? Well? I I did some surveys

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Speaker 1: around town, and I found that people really love when

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Speaker 1: they're getting their car washed. Instead of being proselytized to,

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Speaker 1: they actually love heavy leather and belts and buckles, uh

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Speaker 1: and all that. So we're we're gonna be leather, have

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Speaker 1: to be heavy. Couldn't it be sort of a lotweight

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Speaker 1: later and still accompaniment tight leather denim? Alright, Hi, man,

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Speaker 1: welcome to lightweight leather. Now. I noticed that you're wearing

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Speaker 1: what I would call a denim that some people call

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Speaker 1: a denim. Are you looking for something to go with

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Speaker 1: your denim? Um? Yeah, I'm looking for something leather. But

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Speaker 1: the thing about leather that I don't like is that

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Speaker 1: it's really heavy and it's hard for me to walk.

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Speaker 1: Excuse me, man, I hate to insult you right now,

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Speaker 1: but I don't have to know, but I have to,

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Speaker 1: but I hate it. I have one true eye, one

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Speaker 1: of them wonders constantly. You were looking at my wondering eye.

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Speaker 1: That's that's what I want to talk to you about.

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Speaker 1: You were looking at my wondering eye, and I felt

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Speaker 1: like you couldn't concentrate on what I was telling you. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: and I'm sorry to find out that it is still

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Speaker 1: one of your real eyes. Is shocking to me because

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Speaker 1: it looks so fake and it was looking so wildly around.

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Speaker 1: I assumed it had to be like a glass eye,

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Speaker 1: and it's not glass at all. If you would like

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Speaker 1: to take the time to either lick it and orpo

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Speaker 1: with your finger. You're welcome to do so, may I

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Speaker 1: do both? Please go ahead? And now that that was

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Speaker 1: pleasing and painful, now yes it is. Let's get to

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Speaker 1: this lightweight leather that you're looking for. Now you do

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Speaker 1: realize that there's a new goth clothing store just open up.

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Speaker 1: They had a CPC and that opening up a store.

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Speaker 1: If you want something heavy to go with your Dany

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Speaker 1: suggests you go there. But if you are really looking

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Speaker 1: for light, I have something in the back room, the

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Speaker 1: second location, as I call it. Yeah, no, I'm really

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Speaker 1: looking for something like because they follow me to the

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Speaker 1: second location. Then okay, hold on, oh my god, oh boy,

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Speaker 1: you have a live cow in here. It's so to speak, yes,

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Speaker 1: so to speak, it is a fucking live cow in

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Speaker 1: the back of your shop. What buck. In a manner

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Speaker 1: of speaking, it is yes, in a manner of speaking,

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Speaker 1: in every manner of speaking, I think, in every like

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Speaker 1: language and every sort of like metaphor, this would be

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Speaker 1: a live cow in the back of your light leather store.

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Speaker 1: In a way of saying you are right, in a

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Speaker 1: way of saying you're correct, yes, yes, okay, So can

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Speaker 1: I get some light leather? Why? Why didn't we suddenly

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Speaker 1: become animals. I took to let you I have like

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Speaker 1: a four minute Okay, Well, I mean I think this

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Speaker 1: is gonna work. Right. The city has given out leather

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Speaker 1: permits pretty you know from the hip, right. I think

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Speaker 1: we should slow down, you know, but I really believe

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Speaker 1: that Altra City is going to be the hub for

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Speaker 1: leather goods. I really listen, listen, we are really rooting

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Speaker 1: think you're a great person personally. There's one there's one

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Speaker 1: person personally. There's one certificate you haven't got. So you

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Speaker 1: have all the permits signed off on. Um, that's just

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Speaker 1: one last thing you need to seems like it's just

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Speaker 1: a quick initial here. You need to initial here saying

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Speaker 1: that you do accept Satan as the strong hold of

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Speaker 1: you don't sign that, then like he could let the

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Speaker 1: That's that is no, that's no. My my parishes is

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Speaker 1: Dunzi's God. Yeah, ahead, just initial here that Satan has

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Speaker 1: a stronghold on your heart. Yeah, we can. Yeah, it's

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Speaker 1: just it's a formality. Let's do it. Yeah and okay,

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Speaker 1: doesn't repeat after me, repeat after me. I don't Oh no,

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Speaker 1: as I don't know. I made as your lawyer. I

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Speaker 1: I think you just made a deal with the devil. Oh,

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Speaker 1: come on, come on you. It's a new business vengure

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Speaker 1: and making a deal with the come on? No, no, no?

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Speaker 1: What did you sign in blood? And it was a

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Speaker 1: really weird paper. It looked it felt like, uh, I

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Speaker 1: felt like a leather like with hair on it. I

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Speaker 1: can't really I've never seen that. Um, you signed like

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Speaker 1: a leathery, hairy scroll in blood to pledge your undying

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Speaker 1: devotion to Satan. I'm I'm, I'm, I'm like two blocks away.

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Speaker 1: You didn't want to give me a call. I don't

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Speaker 1: want to badn't seem like a lawyer, lawyer, I'm supposed

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Speaker 1: to be there for the baby. Honda's done. It's Honda.

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Speaker 1: Was that a Honda Civic? Or was that the Hyundai Lantra? Si,

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Speaker 1: that's the Honda. Non job of the hund Dune said,

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Speaker 1: why do why do we come here to meet a car,

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Speaker 1: but they have lipped in teeth. I understand there's an

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Speaker 1: client who signed in blood. Yes, sir, would you shadowing?

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Speaker 1: I'm just shadowing, Dorothy. Look when you shadow in the undershadows,

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Speaker 1: you're as strong as anyone else. No, I'm not. I'm

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Speaker 1: we dumbediot. No no, no, no, no no, but I'll

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Speaker 1: be at four hooved a burden the best true. Please

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Speaker 1: do you dye your hair? Is it natural that way? Huh?

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Speaker 1: Good question? Good question? You think I dye my hair

415
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Speaker 1: to look this bad? It's natural. I'm a teacher. I

416
00:28:32,520 --> 00:28:35,800
Speaker 1: can't afford to get regular die jobs. Mrs Ibell, why

417
00:28:35,800 --> 00:28:39,440
Speaker 1: don't you take this and give yourself taking care of

418
00:28:39,440 --> 00:28:42,120
Speaker 1: a nice but yeah, why do you have so much?

419
00:28:42,360 --> 00:28:44,040
Speaker 1: This is too much cash for a student to have.

420
00:28:44,400 --> 00:28:47,440
Speaker 1: She's smiling, she's smiling. I miss I've all just sit

421
00:28:47,520 --> 00:28:49,280
Speaker 1: down in the chair and let me get you some

422
00:28:49,680 --> 00:28:53,800
Speaker 1: lemon water to dip your fingers in. Thank you. Your

423
00:28:54,000 --> 00:28:56,040
Speaker 1: some friends called ahead for you to said to give

424
00:28:56,080 --> 00:28:59,200
Speaker 1: you the works. You must have some real special friends there.

425
00:28:59,400 --> 00:29:04,720
Speaker 1: No did I'm sorry this I feel uncomfortable. Um, just

426
00:29:04,880 --> 00:29:07,880
Speaker 1: give me the regular. Whatever they said, whatever they did,

427
00:29:08,000 --> 00:29:10,520
Speaker 1: just give me the regular. They literally said, give you

428
00:29:10,600 --> 00:29:13,160
Speaker 1: the works, and that's where we're gonna give you. Oh no,

429
00:29:13,640 --> 00:29:17,320
Speaker 1: well I can't afford the works. I don't ignore. Please,

430
00:29:17,480 --> 00:29:21,600
Speaker 1: just it's it's completely taken care of, miss Ball. They've

431
00:29:21,680 --> 00:29:23,720
Speaker 1: taken care of it for you. It's taken Do you

432
00:29:23,800 --> 00:29:29,360
Speaker 1: prefer light pressure or heavy pressure? I heavy pressure? Please, Okay,

433
00:29:29,400 --> 00:29:31,280
Speaker 1: I'm gonna start. I'm gonna start lighter and then just

434
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Speaker 1: tell me if you want more. Okay, And I'm keeping

435
00:29:33,160 --> 00:29:39,200
Speaker 1: my hands in the lemon water for the Alright, maybe

436
00:29:39,240 --> 00:29:42,800
Speaker 1: it's time we start talking about the layout for this year.

437
00:29:42,880 --> 00:29:49,280
Speaker 1: Huh yeah, let's get through it, all right, Pete laid

438
00:29:49,360 --> 00:29:54,000
Speaker 1: on us. We would talk about the layout first page

439
00:29:54,400 --> 00:29:58,560
Speaker 1: the year book, one page the whole year book is

440
00:29:58,560 --> 00:30:02,400
Speaker 1: gonna be one pages. What's the theme? The theme is

441
00:30:04,880 --> 00:30:07,560
Speaker 1: am I writing? Am I wrong? About? Pretty? Pretty good? Strong?

442
00:30:09,120 --> 00:30:11,640
Speaker 1: If we make the yearbook one page? Yeah, we get

443
00:30:11,680 --> 00:30:13,479
Speaker 1: all that money for all the extra pages that were

444
00:30:13,480 --> 00:30:15,120
Speaker 1: supposed to be in there, because think of all the

445
00:30:15,200 --> 00:30:18,040
Speaker 1: money that would have been from pages to through a

446
00:30:18,160 --> 00:30:20,440
Speaker 1: hundred and fifty six. But we've got to box it

447
00:30:20,480 --> 00:30:23,560
Speaker 1: all in money. Alright, One more thing, uh, Senior quotes

448
00:30:24,040 --> 00:30:27,520
Speaker 1: what's the gotta get him? We got every anybody though,

449
00:30:27,600 --> 00:30:32,720
Speaker 1: if anybody fucking talks they like that quote, I like

450
00:30:32,960 --> 00:30:35,360
Speaker 1: that quote. I wouldn't even do that, You're done thing

451
00:30:35,480 --> 00:30:38,560
Speaker 1: in it. I would just finish with if anybody fucking talks,

452
00:30:38,680 --> 00:30:41,320
Speaker 1: boom with the ellipses, the three dots right after that.

453
00:30:42,160 --> 00:30:45,640
Speaker 1: That's solid am I right in my wrong? And cute,

454
00:30:45,920 --> 00:30:51,360
Speaker 1: cutest couple that seems obviously, Yeah, come on, Lenny and Johnny, right,

455
00:30:51,480 --> 00:30:54,560
Speaker 1: Lenny and Jenny. He's gonna go against LENNI and Jenny.

456
00:30:55,440 --> 00:30:58,400
Speaker 1: It sounded like he said, Johnny, why would Lenny? Why

457
00:30:58,400 --> 00:31:03,920
Speaker 1: would Lenny dave Johnny? That doesn't make sense. No, tell

458
00:31:03,960 --> 00:31:07,400
Speaker 1: them about it, Frank, Well, literally, I think they know

459
00:31:07,520 --> 00:31:10,280
Speaker 1: about us. Man. I think they know about us? What

460
00:31:10,400 --> 00:31:15,040
Speaker 1: are you talking about? I hear people talking about Lily

461
00:31:15,120 --> 00:31:18,560
Speaker 1: and Johnny or a couple trying to keep it incognito.

462
00:31:18,920 --> 00:31:22,480
Speaker 1: The family don't know nothing about us? Yeah, but they do,

463
00:31:22,840 --> 00:31:27,200
Speaker 1: they do. What makes you say this though? Wow, frank

464
00:31:27,280 --> 00:31:29,280
Speaker 1: I didn't know that. I didn't know. Is that way?

465
00:31:29,920 --> 00:31:37,960
Speaker 1: Thank you for opening my mind, my heart? Yeah, everybody

466
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Speaker 1: pronoun there's a pronoun? One last thing? Uh? I got

467
00:31:44,760 --> 00:31:47,760
Speaker 1: a question mark next to him, miss eyeball, Yeah, well

468
00:31:47,800 --> 00:31:52,440
Speaker 1: about it? She living or dying? Well, she's living, She's

469
00:31:52,440 --> 00:31:54,640
Speaker 1: living it up right now. She should have a fucking

470
00:31:54,800 --> 00:31:57,959
Speaker 1: risk risk deep and lemon water. Right, Thank you, Frankie.

471
00:31:58,000 --> 00:31:59,760
Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying. Frankie, you know what you

472
00:32:00,000 --> 00:32:03,560
Speaker 1: talking about? Fank you what's going We can't talk about

473
00:32:03,600 --> 00:32:06,560
Speaker 1: whacking or every wait wait wait wait wait wait. I

474
00:32:06,720 --> 00:32:09,520
Speaker 1: was absent one day and you fuckers decided you're gonna

475
00:32:09,640 --> 00:32:15,640
Speaker 1: whack mus eyebaw. She's got a coming. We decided nothing

476
00:32:15,960 --> 00:32:20,000
Speaker 1: she's gonna Look. I don't normally go against your book family.

477
00:32:20,080 --> 00:32:23,920
Speaker 1: You guys know that about me, right, We've been thickest things.

478
00:32:24,040 --> 00:32:26,120
Speaker 1: This is a closer nose you right A I right

479
00:32:26,160 --> 00:32:27,600
Speaker 1: in my right when you're right right? What do you

480
00:32:27,640 --> 00:32:29,320
Speaker 1: want me to say? I want you to say that

481
00:32:29,440 --> 00:32:33,800
Speaker 1: nobody's gonna whack MSUs eyebow, you gotta crushing crush and

482
00:32:33,880 --> 00:32:39,040
Speaker 1: eyeball love so fu wait wait wait, look at me?

483
00:32:39,720 --> 00:32:43,440
Speaker 1: Is love so fucking wrong? Right now? What the world

484
00:32:43,520 --> 00:32:45,840
Speaker 1: needs now is love, sweet love. You guys get it.

485
00:32:46,360 --> 00:32:49,760
Speaker 1: You've been hanging out with Larry and Johnny. Okay, guys, um,

486
00:32:50,120 --> 00:32:53,200
Speaker 1: thank you all for coming on time to math class today.

487
00:32:54,200 --> 00:33:01,920
Speaker 1: Every up cloup motherfucker's clauss. Guys. Okay, what would you say?

488
00:33:02,320 --> 00:33:08,680
Speaker 1: I don't want to you don't want to take care

489
00:33:08,720 --> 00:33:10,960
Speaker 1: of this, not hit each other. Don't make me call

490
00:33:11,040 --> 00:33:14,400
Speaker 1: the principle. Oh, I'm sorry. I felt this is good?

491
00:33:14,560 --> 00:33:18,320
Speaker 1: You felt? Yeah? He was screaming because I saw you

492
00:33:18,440 --> 00:33:22,959
Speaker 1: punching him and with his knuckles out. What's the problem is, eyeball,

493
00:33:23,040 --> 00:33:26,200
Speaker 1: you look lovely in your hand, smell like lemons. Thank you, boys,

494
00:33:26,240 --> 00:33:28,000
Speaker 1: And that was way too much that you did for

495
00:33:28,120 --> 00:33:32,520
Speaker 1: me yesterday at the spa Um. Anyway, today we're learning

496
00:33:32,920 --> 00:33:35,240
Speaker 1: I had I did a special unit. Today. We're doing math,

497
00:33:35,360 --> 00:33:46,440
Speaker 1: but we're doing Italian mathematics. Okay, so um okay, yeah,

498
00:33:48,160 --> 00:33:51,760
Speaker 1: I v plus V right, Am I wrong? Actually is good,

499
00:33:51,800 --> 00:33:54,920
Speaker 1: It's very good. Um, I see you've been doing. Don't't wright,

500
00:33:54,960 --> 00:34:06,320
Speaker 1: don't wear your god give me three ccs of polyure thing.

501
00:34:07,520 --> 00:34:09,439
Speaker 1: This lady is gonna lose her eye if we don't

502
00:34:09,480 --> 00:34:13,640
Speaker 1: work fast. Three ccs three ccs so c is a hundred,

503
00:34:13,680 --> 00:34:16,520
Speaker 1: So that's like two hundred exactly. We're doing an Italian

504
00:34:16,600 --> 00:34:19,880
Speaker 1: math surgery on this lady right now. You go, What

505
00:34:20,000 --> 00:34:22,319
Speaker 1: the hell happened to her? What happened to her eye? Here?

506
00:34:23,200 --> 00:34:27,480
Speaker 1: She's put juice in it, scrapped. Give me the depressor,

507
00:34:27,600 --> 00:34:32,759
Speaker 1: tongue depressor depress. Sorry, I had it. This is done.

508
00:34:32,800 --> 00:34:35,279
Speaker 1: Back stand back back, get back back, get back, get

509
00:34:35,320 --> 00:34:38,000
Speaker 1: back back back back's going to relieve the pressure off

510
00:34:38,000 --> 00:34:47,759
Speaker 1: her eyeball here, no juice exactly what we need? I

511
00:34:47,880 --> 00:34:53,680
Speaker 1: gos alright, D to give it to a straight How

512
00:34:53,840 --> 00:34:58,120
Speaker 1: is she? She's gonna live? I'll tell you that much. Hey,

513
00:34:58,400 --> 00:35:01,640
Speaker 1: this is for you? And is this fifteen thousand dollars

514
00:35:01,680 --> 00:35:04,080
Speaker 1: in small bills that I read really fast? What is this?

515
00:35:04,200 --> 00:35:06,359
Speaker 1: What's going on? It's for you for doing a good job.

516
00:35:06,440 --> 00:35:09,719
Speaker 1: We appreciate it. I'm just a doctor. Doctors do good jobs.

517
00:35:09,800 --> 00:35:12,640
Speaker 1: We don't usually charge anything. That look is we're giving

518
00:35:12,680 --> 00:35:18,120
Speaker 1: people we know his family, uh only, but we a

519
00:35:18,160 --> 00:35:20,960
Speaker 1: friend of ours needs to pay a little visit. What

520
00:35:21,080 --> 00:35:23,560
Speaker 1: are you saying to me right now? I'm saying one

521
00:35:23,640 --> 00:35:26,560
Speaker 1: of the boys, one of our high school boys, is

522
00:35:26,600 --> 00:35:28,640
Speaker 1: in love with this teacher here and he wants to

523
00:35:28,719 --> 00:35:30,640
Speaker 1: let her know. And you think I'm just going to

524
00:35:30,719 --> 00:35:32,680
Speaker 1: turn my back and let some punk high school boy.

525
00:35:34,400 --> 00:35:38,799
Speaker 1: You you're a doctor, right, You're a doctor? Yeah, yeah,

526
00:35:38,800 --> 00:35:40,320
Speaker 1: I'm a doctor. I went to doctor school. I have

527
00:35:40,400 --> 00:35:42,960
Speaker 1: a show. You got a brain, Yeah I have I

528
00:35:43,040 --> 00:35:46,839
Speaker 1: have a brain. I have a frontal lobo that Its

529
00:35:46,880 --> 00:35:49,600
Speaker 1: just shame somebody, Right, what was it? Did you give

530
00:35:49,680 --> 00:35:51,719
Speaker 1: your fifteen grand a? Ready? Did you give him the

531
00:35:51,800 --> 00:35:56,120
Speaker 1: fifteen lodge? Well, what's your prob But that was for

532
00:35:56,200 --> 00:35:59,919
Speaker 1: something that was for something else. Was not a fifth

533
00:36:00,000 --> 00:36:02,759
Speaker 1: team lodge to let Tommy go in there? Look, I'm

534
00:36:02,800 --> 00:36:06,719
Speaker 1: not can you think the point? Can you give what's

535
00:36:06,760 --> 00:36:11,120
Speaker 1: going on? The fifte grand I thought was for the thing? Now,

536
00:36:11,160 --> 00:36:12,719
Speaker 1: the fifteen grade for something else. I was going to

537
00:36:12,800 --> 00:36:15,799
Speaker 1: threaten the rip out his brain through his ear. We'll

538
00:36:15,800 --> 00:36:17,879
Speaker 1: go with that. I mean, we got three different things

539
00:36:17,920 --> 00:36:20,200
Speaker 1: going on, like we look at this. We look like idiots.

540
00:36:21,400 --> 00:36:25,280
Speaker 1: He's not letting Tommy and we haven't finished a threat yet. Guys,

541
00:36:25,440 --> 00:36:27,439
Speaker 1: if you're gonna thread me like this, take a step

542
00:36:27,480 --> 00:36:31,960
Speaker 1: away and talk quieter right here everything you're saying. Do

543
00:36:32,040 --> 00:36:33,960
Speaker 1: you mind if one of our friends just goes into

544
00:36:34,080 --> 00:36:36,600
Speaker 1: the uh, I see you wherever the hell she is

545
00:36:38,520 --> 00:36:42,799
Speaker 1: and just caesar Normally, normally as a doctor, i'd say

546
00:36:42,920 --> 00:36:46,120
Speaker 1: that's not gonna happen. But I'm feeling giving right now.

547
00:36:46,160 --> 00:36:47,680
Speaker 1: I just read the giving tree and I feel like

548
00:36:47,719 --> 00:36:50,800
Speaker 1: giving back. Go ahead, I'm gonna give him. I'm not

549
00:36:50,800 --> 00:36:52,440
Speaker 1: going to give him a lot of time. Two hours

550
00:36:52,520 --> 00:36:55,000
Speaker 1: with their max and wos come on, just a little more,

551
00:36:55,360 --> 00:37:00,160
Speaker 1: three four, what does he want? Seven? Seven and out?

552
00:37:00,200 --> 00:37:13,440
Speaker 1: An hour more done? Done, Get in the dummy us No, no, no, no,

553
00:37:16,200 --> 00:37:19,200
Speaker 1: I'll stay on this side of the drip bag if

554
00:37:19,239 --> 00:37:22,279
Speaker 1: that's on the other side of the room. Please. I

555
00:37:22,440 --> 00:37:26,320
Speaker 1: have one good eye left now because of you boys.

556
00:37:26,960 --> 00:37:30,320
Speaker 1: The doctor said your eyes pretty much gonna be fine.

557
00:37:31,160 --> 00:37:34,560
Speaker 1: Oh he did, yeah, pretty much. He said he use

558
00:37:34,640 --> 00:37:37,799
Speaker 1: those use those words pretty much. He made it sounds

559
00:37:37,840 --> 00:37:44,719
Speaker 1: so much worse um to me. So yeah, anyway, I

560
00:37:44,840 --> 00:37:48,480
Speaker 1: just came here to miss some to you. I know,

561
00:37:48,600 --> 00:37:51,239
Speaker 1: I'm just a student of yours and fourteen years old.

562
00:37:51,320 --> 00:37:54,320
Speaker 1: I get it part of me. Sorry, sorry, stud, the

563
00:37:54,320 --> 00:38:00,920
Speaker 1: stuper machine is not working. Yeah, it's back, thank you, eyeball.

564
00:38:01,400 --> 00:38:04,640
Speaker 1: I fucking love you. I'm not as shame the fucking

565
00:38:04,719 --> 00:38:06,680
Speaker 1: said I love you. I'm fucking love with you. Sais

566
00:38:06,719 --> 00:38:09,200
Speaker 1: the fucking first day of high school. I fucking saw

567
00:38:09,320 --> 00:38:11,880
Speaker 1: you sending up there to chalkboard, the sucking chalking, your

568
00:38:11,920 --> 00:38:14,359
Speaker 1: fucking hand right on the fucking boy doing those fucking

569
00:38:14,440 --> 00:38:18,840
Speaker 1: Italian numerals. That was very recent, that just happened today

570
00:38:19,000 --> 00:38:26,920
Speaker 1: was the Italian movement. Um I, I'm sorry. I I

571
00:38:27,080 --> 00:38:29,520
Speaker 1: feel crazy right now because I don't know if it's

572
00:38:29,600 --> 00:38:35,879
Speaker 1: my eyeball medicine talking or what. But um I am.

573
00:38:36,200 --> 00:38:39,120
Speaker 1: I can confirm I am sexually attracted to you, and

574
00:38:39,880 --> 00:38:44,080
Speaker 1: you know I'm I'm fifty four years old. Should I

575
00:38:44,120 --> 00:38:46,640
Speaker 1: be trying to hook up with the fourteen year old? No,

576
00:38:47,040 --> 00:38:52,040
Speaker 1: but you've kind of presented me this option and I

577
00:38:52,400 --> 00:38:53,960
Speaker 1: can't act on it. But I want you to know

578
00:38:54,200 --> 00:38:59,279
Speaker 1: that I, um yeah, I'm I would be interested if

579
00:38:59,320 --> 00:39:02,879
Speaker 1: you weren't my student, and if you weren't you guess

580
00:39:02,920 --> 00:39:06,000
Speaker 1: what I'm dropping out of school tomorrow. No, no, no,

581
00:39:08,160 --> 00:39:14,640
Speaker 1: best in math student I've ever taught. Yeah, but two

582
00:39:14,680 --> 00:39:21,960
Speaker 1: plus two don't equals love teacher, and I love you. Look, yeah, Tommy,

583
00:39:22,120 --> 00:39:23,879
Speaker 1: this is a big ask. You want me to change

584
00:39:23,920 --> 00:39:26,520
Speaker 1: your pertificate to make you eighteen years old. I need

585
00:39:26,640 --> 00:39:29,080
Speaker 1: you to change my birth certificate to make me eighteen

586
00:39:29,160 --> 00:39:32,480
Speaker 1: years old. And you're gonna drop out of school just

587
00:39:32,600 --> 00:39:36,279
Speaker 1: a months, just like four more months or eighteen four

588
00:39:36,320 --> 00:39:40,680
Speaker 1: more months and four more years whatever. Matt old on, wait, wait,

589
00:39:40,760 --> 00:39:42,600
Speaker 1: this is a big discrepancy here. I think he's four.

590
00:39:42,600 --> 00:39:45,480
Speaker 1: I think he's fourteen right now you're fourteen. Oh yeah,

591
00:39:45,600 --> 00:39:49,080
Speaker 1: I'm a super small student. I'm one of the best

592
00:39:49,160 --> 00:39:53,120
Speaker 1: in math. You lied to me, okay, all right, you

593
00:39:53,239 --> 00:39:55,680
Speaker 1: lied to me by making me think you were almost eighteen.

594
00:39:56,440 --> 00:39:59,680
Speaker 1: You did that. You made me think that because we

595
00:39:59,760 --> 00:40:06,040
Speaker 1: didn't have this conversation. Yeah, you know what. I'm out

596
00:40:06,080 --> 00:40:07,520
Speaker 1: of here, and you know what, you can take the

597
00:40:07,560 --> 00:40:12,320
Speaker 1: yearbook and can shoving up your fucking as at leastight, alright, alright, alright,

598
00:40:12,800 --> 00:40:15,439
Speaker 1: I gotta I gotta let everybody know I love living.

599
00:40:15,920 --> 00:40:23,360
Speaker 1: I love living, and that's our wins out every single

600
00:40:26,840 --> 00:40:31,040
Speaker 1: good Lord, God bless us all everyone. Let's thank Caroline Connor.

601
00:40:31,239 --> 00:40:36,680
Speaker 1: Thank you, Caroline, thank you, thank you, and uh, how's

602
00:40:36,719 --> 00:40:40,040
Speaker 1: the other podcast shaping up? Oh? You know, I don't know.

603
00:40:40,160 --> 00:40:42,960
Speaker 1: It's hard to say. It's not you know, I don't know.

604
00:40:43,160 --> 00:40:48,520
Speaker 1: You can listen to it. Cord core um cater cored

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Speaker 1: with the question mark, yeah, follow my Instagram Corter poop,

606
00:40:51,800 --> 00:40:55,319
Speaker 1: it's not you know, I need I'm you know. Yeah. Sure,

607
00:40:56,440 --> 00:40:58,840
Speaker 1: well we thank you for making time today. Thank you

608
00:40:59,280 --> 00:41:03,839
Speaker 1: appreciate it. And I'll that you bring Gary happy. Williams. Well,

609
00:41:03,920 --> 00:41:08,000
Speaker 1: I'm just glad to be here. Brother. Right you feel

610
00:41:08,040 --> 00:41:12,239
Speaker 1: alive and ready? I really do. I really feel like

611
00:41:12,440 --> 00:41:16,759
Speaker 1: there's no there's nothing that could go wrong, right are?

612
00:41:16,800 --> 00:41:20,800
Speaker 1: You're in great hands? Yeah, and thank you again. Thank you,

613
00:41:20,920 --> 00:41:22,759
Speaker 1: my friends, Thank you, my friend. Look for my news

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Speaker 1: Con is doing it this year, if US online or whatever,

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Speaker 1: but they're gonna be showing some episodes The Harper House,

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Speaker 1: The Harper House, right on, and congrats Chris Anthony Alvarado,

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Speaker 1: thank you for being her brother. Thanks for having me.

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Speaker 1: I really like playing with everybody. I'm glad that we're

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Speaker 1: all friends as well. It makes me happy. It came

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Speaker 1: across the picture of us the other day when we

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Speaker 1: all have that lunch. That was really fun. Also, you

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Speaker 1: can check out my other podcast, The Comedy Fix, where

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Speaker 1: we question everything you've ever known about comedy and performance.

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Speaker 1: That's The Comedy Fix. Nice, thank you, Yeah, check that out, folks,

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Speaker 1: UH and Craig Kowski. Will there be another UH podcast

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Speaker 1: with you and Carla who knows? Who knows? I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna wait until you know movie theaters open up again. Well,

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Speaker 1: I know they're open. I'm gonna wait till I go

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Speaker 1: to a movie. That's right. That's right again. Delta variant,

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Speaker 1: Delta variant. Here's to it. And please make a donation

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Speaker 1: to the National Association of College Kids who write papers

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Speaker 1: or knack whip. You make a donation, whatever it is,

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Speaker 1: penny dollar, whatever you can do, will take anything. Yes,

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Speaker 1: thank you for that. Joey Gramman. Yeah, thank you again,

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Speaker 1: brother Buzz. Thanks for having me. Check out Alchemy this

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Speaker 1: on the Instagram. Check on alchemy this subreddit. I believe

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Speaker 1: it's alchemy this pod. There's you know, people talking about stuff. There.

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Speaker 1: There's a lot of MLM going on, so jump into

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Speaker 1: one and uh, you know, get the bag, get the bag,

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Speaker 1: get the bad goddamnit. Thanks everyone for being here, Thanks

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Speaker 1: for joining us. I'm your host, Kevin Pollock. Remind you

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Speaker 1: to please be kind to each other. It's the easiest

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Speaker 1: choice and the one that makes the most sense, so

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Speaker 1: what the hell. Until next time,