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Speaker 1: Today, I have to by potentially rooting my kid's childhood

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Speaker 1: by showing them a great fruit beja. You know, sometimes

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Speaker 1: you just got a fruit filled beja. Sometimes you just

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Speaker 1: you know, there's but sometimes there's the information that you

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Speaker 1: shouldn't share with your children. Uh I almost said sharing

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Speaker 1: is caring, sir? Are you implying he doesn't care about

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Speaker 1: his children? That is disgusting. Yeah, you know, I never

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Speaker 1: got the sex talks, and maybe maybe it is normal

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Speaker 1: for adults to talk about great fruit bejas to their children.

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Speaker 1: I'm gutted. There's only one swimming pool that does kids

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Speaker 1: lessons in the area. Other pools are at least in

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Speaker 1: a half hour drive away. I have the swim teacher's

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Speaker 1: number as there are always changes in schedule, and parents

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Speaker 1: can WhatsApp text if they need to get a hold

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Speaker 1: of her. FYI. She's very prudish and a professional lady

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Speaker 1: in her sixties and she does the lessons for a

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Speaker 1: bit of extra money now that she has retired. My

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Speaker 1: friend sent me a short clip video of a great

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Speaker 1: fruit blowjob. YouTube it if you want. It's hilarious. Have

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Speaker 1: you seen that video? I have it. Oh, it's pretty funny. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: you gotta look up the Great Food blow Job. I'll

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Speaker 1: look it after this. The clip has the bit where

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Speaker 1: the woman is chowing down and making unknoly noises. I

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Speaker 1: meant to forward it to my husband as a joke

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Speaker 1: because we saw it way back and we were crying

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Speaker 1: with laughter. Unfortunately, their names are very close and essentially

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Speaker 1: the masculine and feminine version of the same name, and

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Speaker 1: without realizing it, I sent it to the swimming teacher. No,

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Speaker 1: she was obviously not happy, even after I explained and

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Speaker 1: told her how mortified it was, and she decided that

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Speaker 1: it's probably best if my children and I no longer

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Speaker 1: attend her lessons. Wow, all over a YouTube video. You

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Speaker 1: can't spoil the minds of the other youth. Oh my god.

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Speaker 1: I feel so guilty now, as my kids loved her

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Speaker 1: and the lessons, and also because I obviously upset this

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Speaker 1: lovely lady. I'm a rubbish mom. Wow. That is tragic. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's why you don't send sex videos to the swim instructor.

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Speaker 1: I guess not. Lesson learned