1 00:00:01,200 --> 00:00:04,720 Speaker 1: Look man, oh, I see you? Why why? Oh? And 2 00:00:04,840 --> 00:00:12,120 Speaker 1: look over there? How is that culture? Yes? Goodness lost culture. 3 00:00:12,119 --> 00:00:15,040 Speaker 1: He's just calling and I want to know your journey. Yeah, 4 00:00:15,120 --> 00:00:17,680 Speaker 1: so let's just fill everybody in. Um, there's been a 5 00:00:17,760 --> 00:00:21,520 Speaker 1: gap in cultural knowledge that's been bridged. I would say 6 00:00:21,520 --> 00:00:24,400 Speaker 1: since the last episode. It's only been a week. It's 7 00:00:24,400 --> 00:00:27,200 Speaker 1: only been a week. But tell me, has everything not 8 00:00:27,280 --> 00:00:31,360 Speaker 1: changed or has everything changed? Everything's changed? It's a true 9 00:00:31,480 --> 00:00:34,800 Speaker 1: It's a truth inflection point in my life. It really is, 10 00:00:35,159 --> 00:00:38,640 Speaker 1: and that is it's Um, I'm I'm on the Survivor 11 00:00:38,720 --> 00:00:42,640 Speaker 1: train now, I'm watching Survivor. I can't believe I've slept 12 00:00:42,720 --> 00:00:46,080 Speaker 1: on it for this long, for the past twenty years. 13 00:00:46,479 --> 00:00:48,720 Speaker 1: Is it not the best thing you've done for yourself? 14 00:00:48,720 --> 00:00:50,680 Speaker 1: In char here's what it is for me. I don't 15 00:00:50,680 --> 00:00:52,519 Speaker 1: know if this is everybody's experience before. I have so 16 00:00:52,600 --> 00:00:54,600 Speaker 1: much to say about this. I've searched to say about 17 00:00:54,600 --> 00:00:57,000 Speaker 1: this outside of even just the show. But oh, I 18 00:00:57,040 --> 00:00:59,440 Speaker 1: mean same, well here we here we go? Oh yeah, 19 00:00:59,480 --> 00:01:01,960 Speaker 1: and then call it a social experiment for no reason. 20 00:01:02,160 --> 00:01:07,959 Speaker 1: And that's actually rule culture number eighteen. They for no 21 00:01:08,160 --> 00:01:11,280 Speaker 1: reason elaborate. I want to say that the reason why 22 00:01:11,280 --> 00:01:13,640 Speaker 1: I think it's such a I just I just think 23 00:01:13,680 --> 00:01:15,880 Speaker 1: it's having a moment right now where a lot of 24 00:01:15,920 --> 00:01:19,000 Speaker 1: people are starting Survivor um. But I for me, it's 25 00:01:19,000 --> 00:01:22,960 Speaker 1: like if I'm watching any old regular scripted show reality 26 00:01:23,000 --> 00:01:25,440 Speaker 1: show where I'm like, oh, those people are at a 27 00:01:25,440 --> 00:01:29,160 Speaker 1: bar and they're hanging out, like I get sad. I'm like, 28 00:01:29,160 --> 00:01:31,479 Speaker 1: I'm not experiencing that, but I'm if I'm watching Survivor, 29 00:01:31,880 --> 00:01:35,400 Speaker 1: it's very interesting because these are people who I would 30 00:01:35,440 --> 00:01:38,280 Speaker 1: not trade places with even now, and they're suffering and there, 31 00:01:39,000 --> 00:01:41,720 Speaker 1: I mean, they get to socialize and touch other people, 32 00:01:41,760 --> 00:01:45,440 Speaker 1: which is nice, but it's it's it's it's a really 33 00:01:45,440 --> 00:01:47,800 Speaker 1: therapeutic watch where I'm like, if they can get through 34 00:01:47,840 --> 00:01:49,760 Speaker 1: thirty nine days of this, I can get through thirty 35 00:01:49,840 --> 00:01:51,360 Speaker 1: nine more, you know what I'm saying. And we have 36 00:01:51,440 --> 00:01:53,760 Speaker 1: now passed thirty nine days. So I was actually thinking 37 00:01:53,760 --> 00:01:56,200 Speaker 1: to myself, I started on day thirty nine of my quarantine. 38 00:01:56,200 --> 00:01:58,680 Speaker 1: I started Survivor on date thirty nine, and that's huge 39 00:01:58,720 --> 00:02:01,000 Speaker 1: and makes you iconic. Yes, And I just want to 40 00:02:01,000 --> 00:02:04,200 Speaker 1: say that I was thinking to myself in my own 41 00:02:04,320 --> 00:02:07,400 Speaker 1: home about how it had been thirty nine days, and 42 00:02:07,400 --> 00:02:11,200 Speaker 1: I was like can you imagine going on an island, 43 00:02:11,240 --> 00:02:14,800 Speaker 1: a hot island, hunt hot island during the day, perchance 44 00:02:14,840 --> 00:02:17,040 Speaker 1: cold at night. And this is something that I don't 45 00:02:17,080 --> 00:02:19,160 Speaker 1: tell you about Survivor is it's hot during the day, 46 00:02:19,200 --> 00:02:21,160 Speaker 1: but it is cold at night. And that you know 47 00:02:21,200 --> 00:02:25,160 Speaker 1: that's actually real culture number forty Survivor. It's hot, hot 48 00:02:25,240 --> 00:02:29,359 Speaker 1: during the day, but it's night. And that's part of it, babe, 49 00:02:29,480 --> 00:02:31,680 Speaker 1: that's part of it. But I was thinking, Okay, this 50 00:02:31,760 --> 00:02:34,440 Speaker 1: is literally so hard, and I think that it is something. 51 00:02:34,560 --> 00:02:38,200 Speaker 1: There's something to watching someone who is in a worse 52 00:02:38,360 --> 00:02:42,760 Speaker 1: situation than us right now do their day to day Now, 53 00:02:42,880 --> 00:02:44,840 Speaker 1: did you know? And I know that you know because 54 00:02:44,840 --> 00:02:46,280 Speaker 1: you're the one who alerted me to it. But the 55 00:02:46,320 --> 00:02:50,640 Speaker 1: Survivor read it, has heard that we have begun watching this. 56 00:02:50,639 --> 00:02:52,680 Speaker 1: This is my this is my this is my whole 57 00:02:53,520 --> 00:02:57,400 Speaker 1: sort of meta layer, uh sort of opinion on all 58 00:02:57,400 --> 00:02:59,320 Speaker 1: this is that like, this is gonna be my ownt thing, 59 00:02:59,400 --> 00:03:02,800 Speaker 1: so honey, but we are addressing you. Reddit. It doesn't 60 00:03:02,840 --> 00:03:05,000 Speaker 1: even apply to It's not even Reddit. It doesn't even 61 00:03:05,000 --> 00:03:08,160 Speaker 1: and it doesn't even specifically apply to Survivor. Here's what 62 00:03:08,160 --> 00:03:14,079 Speaker 1: I'm gonna say. Any fandom is implicitly like pathetic and 63 00:03:14,480 --> 00:03:17,600 Speaker 1: makes you a toxic person if you're if you're such 64 00:03:17,639 --> 00:03:20,040 Speaker 1: a fan of something that like, Okay, first of all, 65 00:03:20,080 --> 00:03:22,920 Speaker 1: let's just give context there. Apparently there's a reddit, a 66 00:03:22,919 --> 00:03:27,480 Speaker 1: reddit threat on the Survivor subreddit where someone was like, man, 67 00:03:27,560 --> 00:03:30,800 Speaker 1: all these social media gays quote unquote are really watching 68 00:03:30,800 --> 00:03:33,280 Speaker 1: Survivor now, and I have such weird feelings about it 69 00:03:33,320 --> 00:03:36,480 Speaker 1: because I want people to watch the show because I'm 70 00:03:36,520 --> 00:03:40,040 Speaker 1: a fan, but I'm protective of my my, my fandom, 71 00:03:40,080 --> 00:03:42,400 Speaker 1: which I guess. But then, but then this person goes 72 00:03:42,440 --> 00:03:44,520 Speaker 1: on to say, like, for example, I just watched Bowen 73 00:03:44,600 --> 00:03:48,000 Speaker 1: Yang on his instant story talk about how a thirteen 74 00:03:48,080 --> 00:03:50,160 Speaker 1: year old season a thirteen year old season, and how 75 00:03:50,240 --> 00:03:54,400 Speaker 1: Jonathan and Candice Bowen. Bowen's hot take was Jonathan and 76 00:03:54,440 --> 00:03:58,760 Speaker 1: Candice mute need to railroad to ethnically cleanse Rarrow, which 77 00:03:58,800 --> 00:04:01,440 Speaker 1: is not even a take, it's just factually what happened. 78 00:04:01,600 --> 00:04:03,760 Speaker 1: Let's give a little bit of context here. Let's we 79 00:04:03,960 --> 00:04:05,640 Speaker 1: have to give a little bit of context here, which 80 00:04:05,680 --> 00:04:09,000 Speaker 1: is Bowen is watching the season of Survivor which is 81 00:04:09,000 --> 00:04:12,680 Speaker 1: called Survivor Cook Islands, which it has been also dubbed 82 00:04:12,760 --> 00:04:16,160 Speaker 1: Survivor Race Wars because what they did was and this 83 00:04:16,240 --> 00:04:20,400 Speaker 1: was this was CBS's fault. They split the tribes up 84 00:04:20,440 --> 00:04:23,599 Speaker 1: into the races. Okay, so this was controversial on their part. 85 00:04:23,720 --> 00:04:26,719 Speaker 1: And so when people are on Survivor often what you 86 00:04:26,760 --> 00:04:29,039 Speaker 1: do is you stick with your tribe to get numbers. 87 00:04:29,080 --> 00:04:33,560 Speaker 1: And so it appeared that contestants were like, we gotta 88 00:04:34,080 --> 00:04:39,279 Speaker 1: stick with our quote unquote tribe. Except it except you 89 00:04:39,360 --> 00:04:42,880 Speaker 1: literally had Jonathan Penner say things and I quote we 90 00:04:43,000 --> 00:04:47,080 Speaker 1: gotta get rid of the Asians. It's like, maybe he 91 00:04:47,120 --> 00:04:51,760 Speaker 1: should have used the tribe's name there. Maybe yes, absolutely, 92 00:04:51,800 --> 00:04:53,279 Speaker 1: but it's like you no, no, no, no, but Matt, 93 00:04:53,360 --> 00:04:55,320 Speaker 1: here's the thing. It would you would never flip it. 94 00:04:55,920 --> 00:04:59,359 Speaker 1: You never saw it flipped. Were like team like like 95 00:04:59,640 --> 00:05:03,480 Speaker 1: Team Mom team formerly Puka was like, we gotta get 96 00:05:03,560 --> 00:05:05,839 Speaker 1: rid of the white people. You you never you never 97 00:05:05,960 --> 00:05:09,560 Speaker 1: like It's it's it's like there's there's no like reverse equivalent, 98 00:05:09,600 --> 00:05:12,480 Speaker 1: there's no inverted equivalent. It's like whatever, I don't, I 99 00:05:12,480 --> 00:05:14,080 Speaker 1: don't have I don't I'm not gonna use my powers 100 00:05:14,080 --> 00:05:15,679 Speaker 1: of persuasion to be like this is actually what happened. 101 00:05:15,680 --> 00:05:17,760 Speaker 1: And like the people on this reddit thread were like, Wow, 102 00:05:18,200 --> 00:05:20,080 Speaker 1: I gotta love snarky gaze who come up with a 103 00:05:20,120 --> 00:05:22,000 Speaker 1: hot take on a season that's thirteen years old. I'm like, 104 00:05:22,040 --> 00:05:24,440 Speaker 1: it's not even a hot take. It's like, this is 105 00:05:24,480 --> 00:05:27,800 Speaker 1: my interpretation of what happened. And it's like, okay, so 106 00:05:27,839 --> 00:05:30,240 Speaker 1: then I shouldn't. So now I'm just like totally fine 107 00:05:30,240 --> 00:05:35,360 Speaker 1: with not commenting on anything. Um No, truly, no, true, 108 00:05:35,400 --> 00:05:37,039 Speaker 1: I'm not even being dramatic. I'm like, but this is 109 00:05:37,040 --> 00:05:38,760 Speaker 1: what I'm really, this is what I'm realizing. I'm scoping 110 00:05:38,760 --> 00:05:40,760 Speaker 1: out onto every kind of fan in like whether it's 111 00:05:40,800 --> 00:05:43,800 Speaker 1: like I'm dealing with like final Fantasy bullshit, even SNL 112 00:05:43,839 --> 00:05:46,080 Speaker 1: people who like love the show. I'm like, oh, the 113 00:05:46,120 --> 00:05:49,680 Speaker 1: fact that you are so obsessed with this franchise, any franchise, 114 00:05:49,720 --> 00:05:53,120 Speaker 1: and have such strong opinions about it, um to not 115 00:05:53,160 --> 00:05:57,080 Speaker 1: even invite any other opinion at an opinion that seems 116 00:05:57,080 --> 00:05:59,080 Speaker 1: like too new or is outside of like what you're 117 00:05:59,120 --> 00:06:01,880 Speaker 1: familiar with, forget it. I don't. Well, A lot of 118 00:06:01,880 --> 00:06:04,360 Speaker 1: people are protective over the things that they love, and 119 00:06:04,400 --> 00:06:07,760 Speaker 1: that's that protective nature. Let me say something, and that 120 00:06:07,839 --> 00:06:12,040 Speaker 1: protective nature can sometimes extend to I actually don't want 121 00:06:12,080 --> 00:06:15,000 Speaker 1: anyone watching this but me and I'm right about it, 122 00:06:15,360 --> 00:06:18,440 Speaker 1: which is not true and is dangerous but that but 123 00:06:18,560 --> 00:06:21,800 Speaker 1: that's where they're coming from. But it's such a slippery 124 00:06:21,839 --> 00:06:24,280 Speaker 1: slope to to to get to that place because now 125 00:06:24,320 --> 00:06:26,680 Speaker 1: it's like even now it's like the drag race. People 126 00:06:26,720 --> 00:06:30,440 Speaker 1: fandom who like are sending death threats to like some 127 00:06:30,520 --> 00:06:33,880 Speaker 1: New York queens this season. I'm like, yeah, I mean, 128 00:06:33,960 --> 00:06:37,599 Speaker 1: and any obsessive fandom is cucku crazy. That being said, 129 00:06:38,279 --> 00:06:41,640 Speaker 1: I would love you to be obsessed with me. Ye, 130 00:06:42,160 --> 00:06:46,080 Speaker 1: start to Reddit for Matt Rodgers and how your opinions 131 00:06:46,720 --> 00:06:49,920 Speaker 1: and and please and while you're at it, can someone 132 00:06:50,000 --> 00:06:52,160 Speaker 1: explain to me read it? Because every time I go 133 00:06:52,200 --> 00:06:53,840 Speaker 1: on read it and I'm like, what is this? Is? That? 134 00:06:54,000 --> 00:06:56,840 Speaker 1: Is this? I don't know, but I don't know how 135 00:06:56,839 --> 00:07:00,800 Speaker 1: to do it. I feel that Reddit is difficult to navigating. 136 00:07:00,880 --> 00:07:04,120 Speaker 1: It's it's not you spend like, you know, a few 137 00:07:04,120 --> 00:07:06,840 Speaker 1: hours with it, get to know it. Maybe Google Google 138 00:07:06,880 --> 00:07:09,359 Speaker 1: a damn you know how to page that has a 139 00:07:09,440 --> 00:07:13,160 Speaker 1: damn legend for you, And I'll do my research. But 140 00:07:13,280 --> 00:07:16,000 Speaker 1: while I do my research, all survivor fans should know 141 00:07:16,040 --> 00:07:18,960 Speaker 1: that we are here and we're not going anywhere. And 142 00:07:18,960 --> 00:07:22,040 Speaker 1: we're going to be watching the show and you and 143 00:07:22,080 --> 00:07:24,480 Speaker 1: also we're coming at you with our hot takes for 144 00:07:24,600 --> 00:07:27,720 Speaker 1: seasons not even just thirteen years old, but twenty years old. 145 00:07:28,480 --> 00:07:31,360 Speaker 1: I will watch Survivor season to Australia and have something 146 00:07:31,400 --> 00:07:35,560 Speaker 1: to say about Misshasselbeck. Okay, and you will hear my 147 00:07:35,640 --> 00:07:37,960 Speaker 1: opinion right now in the moment when I've see fit 148 00:07:38,320 --> 00:07:41,600 Speaker 1: because I couldn't. I didn't have the emotional intelligence at 149 00:07:41,600 --> 00:07:44,559 Speaker 1: age ten, eleven, age twelve to say the way I feel. 150 00:07:44,600 --> 00:07:48,080 Speaker 1: And so now I will watch Survivor Race Wars and 151 00:07:48,160 --> 00:07:50,560 Speaker 1: I will have an opinion. Thank you. And do you 152 00:07:50,600 --> 00:07:53,320 Speaker 1: want to talk a little bit about your Survivor Quarantine experience. 153 00:07:53,800 --> 00:07:58,440 Speaker 1: I'm doing a Survivor on Instagram. This is true. It's 154 00:07:58,800 --> 00:08:01,760 Speaker 1: it's called Survivor corre Arantine and I can't say anything 155 00:08:01,760 --> 00:08:04,840 Speaker 1: about my gameplay. I just would recommend everyone follow at 156 00:08:04,880 --> 00:08:08,880 Speaker 1: Survivor Underscore Quarantine and root for me. Also, a contestant 157 00:08:08,880 --> 00:08:12,280 Speaker 1: on the show is the one and only Holland, who 158 00:08:12,280 --> 00:08:14,800 Speaker 1: we talked about last week with Laura Laptus, and it's 159 00:08:14,800 --> 00:08:17,640 Speaker 1: almost like the fates brought her into that and so 160 00:08:17,720 --> 00:08:20,280 Speaker 1: you can follow all the happenings I hope you are 161 00:08:20,400 --> 00:08:24,240 Speaker 1: a gay man who wins um this reality competition. I'm 162 00:08:24,240 --> 00:08:26,640 Speaker 1: watching Survivor China right now. I spoiled it for myself, 163 00:08:26,720 --> 00:08:29,560 Speaker 1: But a gay man wins that one, you'd spoiled it 164 00:08:29,560 --> 00:08:31,720 Speaker 1: for yourself and I But that's what I'm still I'm 165 00:08:31,720 --> 00:08:34,280 Speaker 1: still gonna enjoy. We have our guest today speaking of 166 00:08:34,280 --> 00:08:35,960 Speaker 1: a gay man winning speaking of a game, and winning 167 00:08:35,960 --> 00:08:40,320 Speaker 1: a reality and and winning an Olympic medal speaking not honey, 168 00:08:40,480 --> 00:08:46,480 Speaker 1: national champion, well okay, an Olympian and also the stars 169 00:08:47,040 --> 00:08:50,640 Speaker 1: he has that mirrorable trophy with miss Jenna. Yes, and 170 00:08:50,760 --> 00:08:52,560 Speaker 1: we were and first of all, we give a shout 171 00:08:52,559 --> 00:08:54,720 Speaker 1: out to miss Jenna. We give a shout out who 172 00:08:54,760 --> 00:08:57,240 Speaker 1: was who was our girl? That is our guest today's 173 00:08:57,280 --> 00:08:59,040 Speaker 1: partner on the show. And let me can I say 174 00:08:59,040 --> 00:09:01,520 Speaker 1: something about Dancing with the Stars please, They could never 175 00:09:01,600 --> 00:09:04,200 Speaker 1: do it without their partners, and it's rule culture number 176 00:09:04,200 --> 00:09:09,080 Speaker 1: eleven on dancing. They can never do it about their partners. 177 00:09:09,160 --> 00:09:11,719 Speaker 1: And this is a reality show competition show that has 178 00:09:12,000 --> 00:09:13,600 Speaker 1: still the test of time as well, do the test 179 00:09:13,640 --> 00:09:15,480 Speaker 1: of time as well. You don't get that many of 180 00:09:15,480 --> 00:09:17,720 Speaker 1: them in the culture, you really don't. But this is 181 00:09:17,760 --> 00:09:21,240 Speaker 1: someone who you know, dances beautifully on the ballroom and 182 00:09:21,280 --> 00:09:28,040 Speaker 1: on the ice, and he's dancing into short form mobile content, Yes, 183 00:09:28,280 --> 00:09:33,760 Speaker 1: short form mobile daily content daily. Okay, we're talking about 184 00:09:33,760 --> 00:09:37,160 Speaker 1: miss Quimby, MS Quimby and the three, I mean all 185 00:09:37,160 --> 00:09:40,920 Speaker 1: three of us at this point have Quimby, Quimby, Quippy 186 00:09:41,000 --> 00:09:43,920 Speaker 1: Quimby blood. You know, we were all Quimby girls. And 187 00:09:43,920 --> 00:09:47,600 Speaker 1: actually it's a front runner for title of up Cibby Girls, 188 00:09:48,120 --> 00:09:51,240 Speaker 1: and it's actually a runner for title of EPP. I 189 00:09:51,280 --> 00:09:53,439 Speaker 1: find that it's stomping to the front of the back. 190 00:09:54,240 --> 00:09:57,240 Speaker 1: It's saying here, I don't think I don't think it's 191 00:09:57,240 --> 00:09:59,600 Speaker 1: just quicky girls. I think it's just to fully quote 192 00:09:59,640 --> 00:10:02,160 Speaker 1: the send and that's we are all of us Quimby girls. 193 00:10:02,280 --> 00:10:05,359 Speaker 1: We are all of us. We are comma, all of 194 00:10:05,880 --> 00:10:11,400 Speaker 1: Quimby girls. And the thing is um this. I want. 195 00:10:11,440 --> 00:10:14,360 Speaker 1: I want this individual to stomp the floor the way 196 00:10:14,360 --> 00:10:17,839 Speaker 1: he stomped the world stage. And I want him to 197 00:10:17,840 --> 00:10:19,480 Speaker 1: tell us all about the Quimby show at all, about 198 00:10:19,480 --> 00:10:22,000 Speaker 1: everything that's going on, and spill all the tea about 199 00:10:22,000 --> 00:10:24,000 Speaker 1: the Olympics. I have lots of questions about the Olympics. 200 00:10:24,000 --> 00:10:26,760 Speaker 1: Bow and Yang. We've never had an Olympic athlete. Not 201 00:10:26,840 --> 00:10:29,040 Speaker 1: I've never had an Olympic athlete on this podcast. I'm 202 00:10:29,080 --> 00:10:30,920 Speaker 1: so excited. So we have to get our other sister, 203 00:10:31,000 --> 00:10:32,880 Speaker 1: Gusts on here one of these days. But he didn't 204 00:10:32,880 --> 00:10:34,920 Speaker 1: get here first. That's he didn't get here first. I 205 00:10:34,920 --> 00:10:37,920 Speaker 1: mean we our guest is breaking new ground for this podcast, 206 00:10:37,960 --> 00:10:45,320 Speaker 1: which is so important. Now everyone please welcome into your ears. Wow, 207 00:10:45,440 --> 00:10:47,160 Speaker 1: you guys, I have to tell you, it's like my 208 00:10:47,280 --> 00:10:50,560 Speaker 1: dream to be here and what honestly what First of all, 209 00:10:50,600 --> 00:10:54,439 Speaker 1: thank you for shouting out miss Jenna. Mrs Jenna absolutely 210 00:10:54,559 --> 00:10:58,640 Speaker 1: a star. She she is a star. She absolutely is 211 00:10:58,679 --> 00:11:01,360 Speaker 1: a star. Do you keep in tid? Oh? Yeah, we 212 00:11:01,400 --> 00:11:04,720 Speaker 1: talk all the time. Actually to go from someone used 213 00:11:04,760 --> 00:11:06,319 Speaker 1: to touch all the time and now you you you 214 00:11:06,400 --> 00:11:08,640 Speaker 1: gotta figure out your other ways to touch. I know 215 00:11:08,840 --> 00:11:11,240 Speaker 1: it's uh, you know, it's a journey. Um. I will 216 00:11:11,240 --> 00:11:13,520 Speaker 1: say I'm a little brush burned at the moment, but 217 00:11:13,720 --> 00:11:17,120 Speaker 1: I will um survive. I think, what do you know? 218 00:11:17,200 --> 00:11:18,800 Speaker 1: What do you mean brush burn? This is I mean 219 00:11:18,880 --> 00:11:22,160 Speaker 1: just it's just you know, I think at first, when 220 00:11:22,160 --> 00:11:24,480 Speaker 1: you feel like there's not much like for you to do. 221 00:11:24,600 --> 00:11:28,880 Speaker 1: I found myself on porn hub dot com. See brush 222 00:11:28,960 --> 00:11:34,080 Speaker 1: burn brush brush brush not not bloody. So I'm fine, no, 223 00:11:34,320 --> 00:11:36,720 Speaker 1: that you haven't broken the skin as of yet. Yeah, 224 00:11:36,760 --> 00:11:38,480 Speaker 1: And I think when you break skin, that's when you 225 00:11:38,520 --> 00:11:42,240 Speaker 1: have to. I think famously take a sabbatic, all guys. 226 00:11:42,320 --> 00:11:46,320 Speaker 1: I'm I'm noticing something in my in my meat beating habit. 227 00:11:47,920 --> 00:11:49,880 Speaker 1: I gotta, I gotta, I gotta beat a little hard 228 00:11:50,000 --> 00:11:56,319 Speaker 1: stronger these days. I don't know if it's I'm getting yes, yes, completely, 229 00:11:56,400 --> 00:12:00,119 Speaker 1: I need actually like a false Ringling Brother circus actoing 230 00:12:00,160 --> 00:12:04,000 Speaker 1: on behind, because now nothing's doing it for me anymore, right, 231 00:12:04,080 --> 00:12:06,440 Speaker 1: I mean that's a few weeks ago. I had done 232 00:12:06,440 --> 00:12:10,880 Speaker 1: it so much that the bottom like had a solid consistency. 233 00:12:10,920 --> 00:12:13,880 Speaker 1: I'm talking about my penis here. The bottom of my 234 00:12:13,960 --> 00:12:16,920 Speaker 1: penis like a consistency, and then the red like like 235 00:12:16,960 --> 00:12:20,640 Speaker 1: it was quote unquote erect, right, And so I found 236 00:12:20,640 --> 00:12:23,200 Speaker 1: that the bottom half of it would stay erect, and 237 00:12:23,200 --> 00:12:25,640 Speaker 1: then the top half of it was like the buck 238 00:12:25,679 --> 00:12:28,760 Speaker 1: stops here, and it sort of broke over in the middle. 239 00:12:28,800 --> 00:12:30,720 Speaker 1: And I was like, oh, you're tired, aren't you. You're 240 00:12:30,720 --> 00:12:34,480 Speaker 1: it's pretty impressive you can isolate. I mean, let me 241 00:12:34,520 --> 00:12:36,200 Speaker 1: tell you, I don't know if I don't know if 242 00:12:36,240 --> 00:12:40,760 Speaker 1: it's impressive or if it's concerning that you're to each other. 243 00:12:40,880 --> 00:12:43,800 Speaker 1: What I'm saying is my I broke my dick jacking 244 00:12:43,800 --> 00:12:45,920 Speaker 1: off in quarantine, and I reach out to all the 245 00:12:45,960 --> 00:12:47,920 Speaker 1: readers and all the girls out there might be listening 246 00:12:47,960 --> 00:12:49,920 Speaker 1: to this and say, if you have a broken dick 247 00:12:50,040 --> 00:12:52,920 Speaker 1: from jacking off too much, I understand you. I see you. 248 00:12:53,720 --> 00:12:56,600 Speaker 1: Matt is really out here repping the hive of people 249 00:12:56,640 --> 00:13:00,160 Speaker 1: who have Titanic decks who just like split much us 250 00:13:00,240 --> 00:13:02,720 Speaker 1: up in your like Reddit thread, which also I don't 251 00:13:02,720 --> 00:13:04,880 Speaker 1: know how to use Reddit, because I was listening to 252 00:13:04,960 --> 00:13:06,439 Speaker 1: and I was like, I also don't know how to 253 00:13:06,520 --> 00:13:09,240 Speaker 1: use Reddit. It's because I would imagine that they discuss 254 00:13:09,320 --> 00:13:11,720 Speaker 1: you quite a bit. Well, I don't know, because I 255 00:13:11,760 --> 00:13:13,839 Speaker 1: don't know how to. I don't know. I honestly I've 256 00:13:13,880 --> 00:13:16,440 Speaker 1: never been on it because it's too intimidating. There's not 257 00:13:16,559 --> 00:13:22,800 Speaker 1: enough pictures. I agree, I thank you, it's too verbal verbal. Yeah, 258 00:13:23,000 --> 00:13:26,240 Speaker 1: can in a stock image? Throw in a fucking getty? 259 00:13:26,320 --> 00:13:29,040 Speaker 1: Thank you? Can we throw in a getty? It's actually 260 00:13:29,080 --> 00:13:33,040 Speaker 1: ruler culture number twenty? Can we throw on a getty? 261 00:13:33,200 --> 00:13:37,680 Speaker 1: Can we throw one in? Um? Wait listen, We're thrilled 262 00:13:37,760 --> 00:13:40,959 Speaker 1: that you were here. I mean that makes three of us. 263 00:13:41,080 --> 00:13:44,400 Speaker 1: Were so excited. We're so excited. Adam, okay, I you're 264 00:13:44,400 --> 00:13:46,559 Speaker 1: not the first, Can I Can I say something? We're 265 00:13:46,600 --> 00:13:48,640 Speaker 1: not the first Olympian I've talked to in the last week. 266 00:13:48,679 --> 00:13:50,520 Speaker 1: I would say, because I ended up somehow in a 267 00:13:50,600 --> 00:13:54,920 Speaker 1: zoom game night with UM, a bunch of beautiful Asian 268 00:13:54,960 --> 00:14:01,160 Speaker 1: people among them Alexibutani and Apollo. Oh no, they were 269 00:14:01,160 --> 00:14:03,439 Speaker 1: talking among between themselves. I was just like a fly 270 00:14:03,520 --> 00:14:05,079 Speaker 1: on the wall listening to me. We were all on 271 00:14:05,120 --> 00:14:08,520 Speaker 1: the same zoom. But they were talking about they think 272 00:14:08,600 --> 00:14:12,839 Speaker 1: that the McDonald's in every Olympic village is like a 273 00:14:12,880 --> 00:14:19,600 Speaker 1: sabotage plot from the Americans too overfeed the other countries 274 00:14:19,720 --> 00:14:23,600 Speaker 1: Olympians so that they sucked them. They sucked their bodies 275 00:14:23,680 --> 00:14:26,360 Speaker 1: up by the time their events come up. I mean 276 00:14:26,400 --> 00:14:33,440 Speaker 1: talking about Survivor race Wars. Wow, bring it to the forefront. 277 00:14:34,280 --> 00:14:36,480 Speaker 1: So here's the thing, Like, you know, the McDonald's is 278 00:14:36,520 --> 00:14:40,800 Speaker 1: notoriously like in the Olympic village, like in the cafeteria 279 00:14:41,080 --> 00:14:43,720 Speaker 1: use my my hands to show you please please podcast 280 00:14:44,920 --> 00:14:50,600 Speaker 1: absolutely and um it's a dance, uh yeah really yeah. So, 281 00:14:50,800 --> 00:14:53,240 Speaker 1: um when you're there, you're like, they haven't. McDonald's tucked 282 00:14:53,240 --> 00:14:56,160 Speaker 1: in the corner, and like usually the only people who 283 00:14:56,240 --> 00:14:59,680 Speaker 1: go there, they've either like they've either finished competing, they're celebrating, 284 00:14:59,800 --> 00:15:04,280 Speaker 1: or are feeling sorry for themselves. And um, so like 285 00:15:04,400 --> 00:15:07,040 Speaker 1: I didn't really see anybody over there at first, except 286 00:15:07,080 --> 00:15:10,600 Speaker 1: I saw the curlers. They were over there and I 287 00:15:10,720 --> 00:15:12,520 Speaker 1: and you know, I would run into them and they 288 00:15:12,560 --> 00:15:14,960 Speaker 1: were super nice, and I kept thinking every time I 289 00:15:14,960 --> 00:15:17,560 Speaker 1: saw them over it by the McDonald's, I walked away 290 00:15:17,600 --> 00:15:20,160 Speaker 1: every single time, was like, it's such a shame that 291 00:15:20,160 --> 00:15:22,520 Speaker 1: they're not doing well. You know, it's such a shame. 292 00:15:22,560 --> 00:15:25,280 Speaker 1: They're such good people. It's such a shame. They're so kind. 293 00:15:26,000 --> 00:15:28,320 Speaker 1: Curlers are so they have such a good nature. They 294 00:15:28,560 --> 00:15:32,440 Speaker 1: honestly they're good. But that's that's good people. Curling breeds 295 00:15:32,600 --> 00:15:35,200 Speaker 1: a really good person. And so, you know, one day 296 00:15:35,200 --> 00:15:37,480 Speaker 1: I wake up and it's like the American curling team 297 00:15:37,480 --> 00:15:39,440 Speaker 1: has won the Olympics for the first time in so 298 00:15:39,520 --> 00:15:42,520 Speaker 1: many years, and I'm like, you know what that does? 299 00:15:42,640 --> 00:15:46,040 Speaker 1: Check out? That does check out? Um, I don't know, 300 00:15:46,120 --> 00:15:48,120 Speaker 1: but I mean I didn't have it until the very end, 301 00:15:48,200 --> 00:15:50,600 Speaker 1: until which I gorged myself like I was training for 302 00:15:50,640 --> 00:15:53,920 Speaker 1: a Nathan's hot dog eating context. Is it a really 303 00:15:54,040 --> 00:15:59,800 Speaker 1: large McDonald's? Is it very tiny? Oh? It's intimate, romantic. 304 00:15:59,840 --> 00:16:02,360 Speaker 1: I would even go as far it crosses over into 305 00:16:02,440 --> 00:16:07,120 Speaker 1: a restaurant, truly, Yes, intimate restaurant. Okay, Now this is such, 306 00:16:07,240 --> 00:16:10,640 Speaker 1: This is such interesting contours of experience, and for all 307 00:16:10,640 --> 00:16:12,840 Speaker 1: Olympians who don't don't really openly talk about it. So 308 00:16:12,880 --> 00:16:15,360 Speaker 1: I just I just wanted you anything you want to know. 309 00:16:15,520 --> 00:16:19,400 Speaker 1: I'm literally all. I love that the Olympics are a thing. 310 00:16:19,440 --> 00:16:23,480 Speaker 1: I celebrate them. I watched them. But what I really 311 00:16:23,600 --> 00:16:26,000 Speaker 1: want to know is about what goes down in the 312 00:16:26,000 --> 00:16:28,880 Speaker 1: Olympic village. Okay, I'll tell you because I I mean, 313 00:16:28,960 --> 00:16:31,400 Speaker 1: of course, I was the thinnest I ever was in 314 00:16:31,440 --> 00:16:34,840 Speaker 1: my life. I was ready to go snatch. I was snatched. 315 00:16:34,920 --> 00:16:36,880 Speaker 1: I was going into the tanning salons. I had this 316 00:16:37,000 --> 00:16:40,040 Speaker 1: skin color I deserved. But didn't you were ready for 317 00:16:40,160 --> 00:16:42,760 Speaker 1: the world stage? That I was. Absolutely. I got my 318 00:16:42,840 --> 00:16:46,800 Speaker 1: eyebrows and eyelashes tinted. I was ready for the spotlight. 319 00:16:46,840 --> 00:16:49,120 Speaker 1: Are you kidding? I was ready for prime time? Yes? 320 00:16:49,600 --> 00:16:52,600 Speaker 1: And um, one of my pens I have a statement 321 00:16:52,640 --> 00:16:55,160 Speaker 1: on that absolutely, and I was like, and now take 322 00:16:55,240 --> 00:16:59,000 Speaker 1: my picture. So I was absolutely ready for anything when 323 00:16:59,040 --> 00:17:00,720 Speaker 1: I shut up there and I was like, I've heard 324 00:17:00,840 --> 00:17:06,439 Speaker 1: it's just uh fuck fast, yeah, and I was like, 325 00:17:06,560 --> 00:17:10,119 Speaker 1: I cannot wait for what this is. Obviously, I'm going 326 00:17:10,200 --> 00:17:14,920 Speaker 1: to stay focused on my trade. Um, because I'm a worker. 327 00:17:15,000 --> 00:17:17,520 Speaker 1: If anything, I have the job, I will finish my job. 328 00:17:18,000 --> 00:17:20,760 Speaker 1: So I I walk in and, um, you know this 329 00:17:20,840 --> 00:17:23,600 Speaker 1: is I'm just walking in with my bags, bright eyed, 330 00:17:23,640 --> 00:17:26,399 Speaker 1: bushey tail, and I, you know, the stories are that, 331 00:17:26,440 --> 00:17:32,040 Speaker 1: like they have baskets of condoms everywhere. So I, first 332 00:17:32,040 --> 00:17:35,720 Speaker 1: of all, the Olympic Village is basically it's some sort 333 00:17:35,760 --> 00:17:38,800 Speaker 1: of living situation that the city can then take over 334 00:17:38,920 --> 00:17:41,240 Speaker 1: so that like the cities are left with something and 335 00:17:41,320 --> 00:17:44,879 Speaker 1: not basically like a waste land. So our Olympic Village 336 00:17:45,119 --> 00:17:49,159 Speaker 1: was these high rise condo buildings. So I lived in 337 00:17:50,040 --> 00:17:53,760 Speaker 1: three bedroom condo with five people. So I shared a 338 00:17:53,840 --> 00:17:55,879 Speaker 1: room with someone. We had one teammate that had his 339 00:17:55,920 --> 00:17:58,240 Speaker 1: own room, and then uh I we had roommates on 340 00:17:58,280 --> 00:18:02,960 Speaker 1: the other side. Everything is covered in plastic. There's no refrigerator, 341 00:18:03,040 --> 00:18:05,720 Speaker 1: there's no sync. The only thing that's like installed as 342 00:18:05,760 --> 00:18:11,440 Speaker 1: a toilet. So it's very bare bones. It's it's oh, 343 00:18:11,480 --> 00:18:15,880 Speaker 1: it's low b it's LB. Are you kidding? Yeah, there 344 00:18:15,960 --> 00:18:19,920 Speaker 1: were Their funds were not put into this. So you're 345 00:18:19,960 --> 00:18:22,920 Speaker 1: saying that this, this kind of this shattered your illusion 346 00:18:22,960 --> 00:18:26,159 Speaker 1: of like being this like beautiful sex resort, or I 347 00:18:26,160 --> 00:18:30,680 Speaker 1: would say broke, not shattered, because it's still on obviously 348 00:18:31,240 --> 00:18:34,159 Speaker 1: a path of finding where are the condoms? Even if 349 00:18:34,200 --> 00:18:36,760 Speaker 1: at this point, because you know, it's so funny because 350 00:18:37,160 --> 00:18:40,439 Speaker 1: I went to the Olympics at um my. I had 351 00:18:40,440 --> 00:18:43,919 Speaker 1: teammates that were like seventeen and eighteen, and I kept thinking, 352 00:18:44,080 --> 00:18:46,480 Speaker 1: you know what if I was like that age and 353 00:18:46,680 --> 00:18:50,080 Speaker 1: super horny, obviously you'll just you know, you're fucking to stare. Well, 354 00:18:50,160 --> 00:18:54,680 Speaker 1: you'll tell yeah, absolutely, But like when you're twenty eight, 355 00:18:54,680 --> 00:18:56,959 Speaker 1: you're like, I kind of don't want to like have 356 00:18:57,000 --> 00:19:00,159 Speaker 1: everyone in the living room or like you know, et 357 00:19:00,200 --> 00:19:02,199 Speaker 1: the McDonald's. And then like it's in your body in 358 00:19:02,240 --> 00:19:06,359 Speaker 1: a different way than it was when it hits different different, 359 00:19:06,480 --> 00:19:11,760 Speaker 1: it's different, you know, yeah, you know every word the 360 00:19:11,880 --> 00:19:16,440 Speaker 1: prelude to the main orchestra and so the why yeah, 361 00:19:16,480 --> 00:19:18,680 Speaker 1: thank you um And so then I was like, well, 362 00:19:18,720 --> 00:19:21,400 Speaker 1: I can't find the condoms anywhere. So one thing that 363 00:19:21,480 --> 00:19:23,159 Speaker 1: happens when you're at the Olympics is you can get 364 00:19:23,280 --> 00:19:27,560 Speaker 1: randomly drug tested at any time. And um I have 365 00:19:27,960 --> 00:19:31,280 Speaker 1: famously been drug tested a million times, like when you know, 366 00:19:31,640 --> 00:19:33,840 Speaker 1: randomly when you're at home too, they'll just show up. 367 00:19:33,840 --> 00:19:36,200 Speaker 1: They'll call you, they'll be like, we're outside, we need 368 00:19:36,240 --> 00:19:38,280 Speaker 1: a sample right now, which is you have to pee 369 00:19:38,320 --> 00:19:43,280 Speaker 1: in front of them. I've had situation where I will 370 00:19:43,320 --> 00:19:46,520 Speaker 1: share on this podcast with you where I please to 371 00:19:46,640 --> 00:19:51,200 Speaker 1: take a ship and there was you know how sometimes 372 00:19:51,440 --> 00:19:53,199 Speaker 1: I don't know I have the power of you know 373 00:19:53,240 --> 00:19:55,760 Speaker 1: how you have the power to have an erectic up 374 00:19:55,800 --> 00:19:58,000 Speaker 1: to the middle and then your body said, no, that 375 00:19:59,720 --> 00:20:01,680 Speaker 1: was just I have to just let me just clarify 376 00:20:01,760 --> 00:20:04,159 Speaker 1: for all the readers. It was just this this in 377 00:20:04,160 --> 00:20:07,040 Speaker 1: this quarantine. Okay. Usually it's usually it stands up like 378 00:20:07,080 --> 00:20:12,119 Speaker 1: the fucking money, and I do mean it's pointed at 379 00:20:12,119 --> 00:20:15,919 Speaker 1: the end, sharpened like a damn pencil these days continue 380 00:20:18,000 --> 00:20:23,959 Speaker 1: you got a contour. So then, um so I'm thinking, 381 00:20:24,119 --> 00:20:26,120 Speaker 1: like I need to think of an escape route. Well, 382 00:20:26,119 --> 00:20:27,920 Speaker 1: so like the guy who comes in, he had come 383 00:20:27,960 --> 00:20:29,480 Speaker 1: to my house so many times that I knew his 384 00:20:29,560 --> 00:20:32,359 Speaker 1: name already, and so we have to The protocol is 385 00:20:32,400 --> 00:20:34,560 Speaker 1: you have to show nipple to knee so that they 386 00:20:34,600 --> 00:20:36,919 Speaker 1: know that you're not like faking it or like you 387 00:20:36,960 --> 00:20:39,000 Speaker 1: can't go into the bathroom and come out because like 388 00:20:39,040 --> 00:20:41,960 Speaker 1: people will in theory, you could have a fake sample 389 00:20:42,160 --> 00:20:44,399 Speaker 1: like waiting to go, so you need to they just 390 00:20:44,560 --> 00:20:47,480 Speaker 1: look they're not so they have to see your body 391 00:20:47,840 --> 00:20:52,760 Speaker 1: visual confirmation. And absolutely, like I said, I was, I 392 00:20:52,840 --> 00:20:56,720 Speaker 1: was rail thin. I didn't mind. And what's this guy? 393 00:20:56,760 --> 00:20:58,800 Speaker 1: What's this guy's do? What was he all about? He's 394 00:20:58,840 --> 00:21:04,280 Speaker 1: just like he just works like the US Anti Doping Agency, 395 00:21:04,359 --> 00:21:06,800 Speaker 1: So I just you know, it would sometimes he would 396 00:21:06,840 --> 00:21:08,720 Speaker 1: come over. I'd have to like have a cup of 397 00:21:08,720 --> 00:21:10,920 Speaker 1: coffee and like ten glasses of water. We talked for 398 00:21:10,960 --> 00:21:13,000 Speaker 1: a little bit, and I pee in front of him 399 00:21:13,000 --> 00:21:15,800 Speaker 1: and leave. I mean basically sounds like any date I've 400 00:21:15,800 --> 00:21:20,200 Speaker 1: ever been. I smell yes, yeah, yeah, absolutely, it's Hallmark, 401 00:21:20,440 --> 00:21:24,680 Speaker 1: hall Mark. Yeah. Um. So he comes over and I'm 402 00:21:24,720 --> 00:21:28,040 Speaker 1: realizing I have to take a ship. Um. I'm thinking, 403 00:21:28,280 --> 00:21:30,840 Speaker 1: obviously I can prairie dog it suck a back in 404 00:21:30,960 --> 00:21:33,000 Speaker 1: and I'll just deal with it later. But I'm realizing 405 00:21:33,000 --> 00:21:36,520 Speaker 1: that this is a diarrhea, and I there's nothing I 406 00:21:36,560 --> 00:21:39,760 Speaker 1: can do that feeling when you're peeing, and it's not 407 00:21:40,000 --> 00:21:42,720 Speaker 1: like you can do just one it's a feeling when 408 00:21:42,760 --> 00:21:46,080 Speaker 1: you're peeing, but you realize it's from the back, right, 409 00:21:46,880 --> 00:21:50,600 Speaker 1: And I remember thinking, I was like, I wonder if 410 00:21:50,640 --> 00:21:53,480 Speaker 1: I can convince my body to like move the fluids 411 00:21:53,480 --> 00:21:55,040 Speaker 1: that I know are going to come from the back 412 00:21:55,080 --> 00:21:58,040 Speaker 1: and just visually, because you know, they say as an 413 00:21:58,080 --> 00:22:01,440 Speaker 1: Olympic athlete that visualization is important. It's a very important 414 00:22:01,440 --> 00:22:03,080 Speaker 1: part of being an athlete. That I was trying to 415 00:22:03,160 --> 00:22:07,479 Speaker 1: visualize just the all the liquid is moving to the 416 00:22:07,520 --> 00:22:09,679 Speaker 1: front and maybe see if I could channel it. And 417 00:22:09,760 --> 00:22:13,359 Speaker 1: I spent maybe a good probably a wasted ten minutes 418 00:22:13,840 --> 00:22:18,560 Speaker 1: feeling that out for myself, realizing unfortunately it wasn't gonna happen. 419 00:22:18,600 --> 00:22:20,480 Speaker 1: So I looked at um, this is the last drug 420 00:22:20,520 --> 00:22:22,960 Speaker 1: test I ever had, And I looked at his name 421 00:22:22,960 --> 00:22:25,479 Speaker 1: was Amelio. I said, Amelio, I am so sorry that 422 00:22:25,600 --> 00:22:28,680 Speaker 1: I know this. You know, I'm retiring. This is the 423 00:22:28,720 --> 00:22:30,359 Speaker 1: last time you're going to come to my house and 424 00:22:30,400 --> 00:22:31,960 Speaker 1: I'm going to have to take a shift at you 425 00:22:32,000 --> 00:22:35,320 Speaker 1: and look like a sad dog. So my sat on 426 00:22:35,359 --> 00:22:38,720 Speaker 1: the toilet and had to take a diarrhea in front 427 00:22:38,720 --> 00:22:41,560 Speaker 1: of my drug tester. And you have to do it 428 00:22:41,600 --> 00:22:42,879 Speaker 1: in front of him. You could have told him to 429 00:22:42,920 --> 00:22:46,439 Speaker 1: leave the room. You can't have to watch his body 430 00:22:46,600 --> 00:22:50,119 Speaker 1: produce the urine bowing. So the thing is is that 431 00:22:50,160 --> 00:22:52,119 Speaker 1: like if he left, I'd have to just do another 432 00:22:52,200 --> 00:22:56,280 Speaker 1: sample later, which like when you haven't you know, are 433 00:22:56,320 --> 00:22:58,600 Speaker 1: you kidding? I was on the schedule, Yeah, you were 434 00:22:58,600 --> 00:23:03,800 Speaker 1: on some schedule. Yeah, at the time. The girl was 435 00:23:04,119 --> 00:23:09,080 Speaker 1: right there. They're everywhere. So but Olympics, they don't ask 436 00:23:09,280 --> 00:23:13,679 Speaker 1: for urine. They asked for blood. Kinky um, so they 437 00:23:13,720 --> 00:23:16,439 Speaker 1: asked for blood. So then they pick you up and 438 00:23:16,480 --> 00:23:18,159 Speaker 1: you have to go to like the medical room. So 439 00:23:18,160 --> 00:23:20,000 Speaker 1: when I went to the medical room, and now it 440 00:23:20,080 --> 00:23:22,600 Speaker 1: all comes together is where I finally found the condoms 441 00:23:22,720 --> 00:23:25,479 Speaker 1: and they were not anything like what I had wanted. 442 00:23:25,520 --> 00:23:28,199 Speaker 1: I thought they'd have the rings printed on them. I 443 00:23:28,200 --> 00:23:32,240 Speaker 1: thought it would be and what was it? Just some 444 00:23:32,480 --> 00:23:37,080 Speaker 1: like blue plastic nothing. It was a purple thing that 445 00:23:37,160 --> 00:23:44,000 Speaker 1: said in Korean generic condom. No. Yes, And the Olympians 446 00:23:44,840 --> 00:23:46,639 Speaker 1: you can't even make them. You can't even fluff the 447 00:23:46,640 --> 00:23:50,480 Speaker 1: people up. These are Olympians about to have sex make 448 00:23:50,560 --> 00:23:55,199 Speaker 1: them feel like kings and queen terrible. Some walgreen reject that, 449 00:23:56,119 --> 00:23:58,439 Speaker 1: but did you get did you get any dick in 450 00:23:58,480 --> 00:24:03,080 Speaker 1: the Olympic village? No? I don't know, and that's also 451 00:24:03,200 --> 00:24:07,680 Speaker 1: not well. I'm sorry? Are we Are we being coin now? After? 452 00:24:07,720 --> 00:24:12,000 Speaker 1: There aren't? Obviously I was giving blood and urine. I 453 00:24:12,040 --> 00:24:14,320 Speaker 1: was giving it out like it was a fucking party. 454 00:24:14,800 --> 00:24:16,919 Speaker 1: You were ready to go? I was ready. I was 455 00:24:17,119 --> 00:24:20,240 Speaker 1: what do you want from me? Any? It's so crazy, 456 00:24:20,320 --> 00:24:22,560 Speaker 1: like those have to be the hottest men in the world. 457 00:24:23,320 --> 00:24:26,160 Speaker 1: I think the summer games are where it's truly at 458 00:24:26,280 --> 00:24:31,360 Speaker 1: because it's basically their outfits are like, you know, it's 459 00:24:31,400 --> 00:24:34,520 Speaker 1: your shirtless or you're outside, or you're you're sweating, you know. 460 00:24:34,840 --> 00:24:38,359 Speaker 1: The winter sports are more about covering up, except for 461 00:24:38,400 --> 00:24:40,359 Speaker 1: like figure skating you have to just look like a 462 00:24:40,400 --> 00:24:43,280 Speaker 1: cold whore. But like everything and everything else is just 463 00:24:43,440 --> 00:24:46,600 Speaker 1: bundle I do have to say, as someone who grew 464 00:24:46,640 --> 00:24:49,320 Speaker 1: up in Colorado and like grew up around ski culture, 465 00:24:49,359 --> 00:24:52,360 Speaker 1: there's something very the fact that you are bundled up 466 00:24:52,440 --> 00:24:56,520 Speaker 1: is potentially a turn onto some myself included, where it's 467 00:24:56,560 --> 00:24:59,080 Speaker 1: like it's the mystery, it's the mystery, and like you're 468 00:24:59,080 --> 00:25:00,760 Speaker 1: in the lodge and you see people taking off the 469 00:25:00,800 --> 00:25:03,800 Speaker 1: helmets and the jackets and you're like, okay, there's something 470 00:25:03,840 --> 00:25:07,320 Speaker 1: going on there, and it's four play and also not 471 00:25:07,480 --> 00:25:13,119 Speaker 1: for nothing but the performance and the costumer e and 472 00:25:13,760 --> 00:25:17,000 Speaker 1: the tightness of the customer. And you actually said three 473 00:25:17,040 --> 00:25:20,560 Speaker 1: words before which will always give me like a memory bonner, 474 00:25:20,640 --> 00:25:23,639 Speaker 1: which were the words Apollo anton Oh No, he was 475 00:25:23,760 --> 00:25:28,880 Speaker 1: a huge sexual awakening for me. Hue. I don't think 476 00:25:28,920 --> 00:25:33,479 Speaker 1: I knew my penis could feel that way before I 477 00:25:33,480 --> 00:25:35,359 Speaker 1: saw him on the Olympics and I was like, oh, 478 00:25:35,400 --> 00:25:39,159 Speaker 1: that's why, that's what it is, why my penis is 479 00:25:39,359 --> 00:25:43,760 Speaker 1: top to banam act. Oh, there were no it was. 480 00:25:43,840 --> 00:25:46,520 Speaker 1: It was a northbound train. There was no if fans 481 00:25:46,600 --> 00:25:49,360 Speaker 1: or butts. There was no question. This thing was hard 482 00:25:49,400 --> 00:25:53,480 Speaker 1: to follow. Anton Oh no was he was also an 483 00:25:53,480 --> 00:25:56,520 Speaker 1: awakening for me? I mean, what was his first games? 484 00:25:56,520 --> 00:26:02,240 Speaker 1: What was Salt Lake City? Yeah, well we're all basically 485 00:26:02,320 --> 00:26:06,960 Speaker 1: the same age, well like thirty yeah, yeah, so that 486 00:26:06,960 --> 00:26:10,520 Speaker 1: that so I check out, our penises were all um 487 00:26:10,560 --> 00:26:14,960 Speaker 1: sort of the same clock now, okay, and and please 488 00:26:15,040 --> 00:26:16,800 Speaker 1: let please let us know if this is if this 489 00:26:16,880 --> 00:26:19,920 Speaker 1: is too prying but could part of the reason that 490 00:26:19,960 --> 00:26:22,399 Speaker 1: maybe you didn't really have sex in the Olympic village. 491 00:26:22,600 --> 00:26:24,040 Speaker 1: Does it have to do with the fact that we're 492 00:26:24,080 --> 00:26:25,919 Speaker 1: at this age now where it's like there is a 493 00:26:25,920 --> 00:26:29,320 Speaker 1: little bit too much set up, there's too much prelude 494 00:26:29,359 --> 00:26:32,240 Speaker 1: to sex. There's too much like I got it because 495 00:26:32,280 --> 00:26:35,560 Speaker 1: like I don't even know, Like he's like, no, no, no, 496 00:26:36,680 --> 00:26:38,399 Speaker 1: I'll say that. You know what it was, It was 497 00:26:38,440 --> 00:26:40,960 Speaker 1: like by the time I was done competing that I 498 00:26:41,040 --> 00:26:43,120 Speaker 1: knew that there was like a lot of fanfare going 499 00:26:43,160 --> 00:26:46,120 Speaker 1: on around me that I also wasn't trying to like 500 00:26:46,800 --> 00:26:50,159 Speaker 1: capitalize on it. Yeah, well, I just know you'd have 501 00:26:50,240 --> 00:26:52,920 Speaker 1: to do like you'd have to either like ask all 502 00:26:52,920 --> 00:26:55,840 Speaker 1: your roommates to leave, and like like there was just 503 00:26:56,080 --> 00:26:59,160 Speaker 1: it was too much juggling it and also enough for nothing. 504 00:26:59,200 --> 00:27:02,439 Speaker 1: But you probably we were one of the most famous people. 505 00:27:02,520 --> 00:27:05,640 Speaker 1: They're like, so there is also the thing of like 506 00:27:06,240 --> 00:27:08,680 Speaker 1: you know, there was like this like sort of America's 507 00:27:08,680 --> 00:27:12,520 Speaker 1: Sweetheart narrative around you, and then it's like what happens 508 00:27:12,560 --> 00:27:19,360 Speaker 1: if they find out what America's Sweetheart actually do. It's 509 00:27:19,400 --> 00:27:22,280 Speaker 1: something we have to It's something that hippy girls have 510 00:27:22,359 --> 00:27:26,720 Speaker 1: to think about. We Quimby Girls are in the Quimby 511 00:27:26,720 --> 00:27:30,520 Speaker 1: girls demographic. We are we are actually I'm sorry to 512 00:27:30,520 --> 00:27:33,760 Speaker 1: say it, but Hose and I sometimes feel if some 513 00:27:33,800 --> 00:27:36,800 Speaker 1: of these little girls buying McDonald's toys found out about 514 00:27:36,840 --> 00:27:41,360 Speaker 1: the Hose, you know, they buy into it. I think, 515 00:27:42,359 --> 00:27:44,040 Speaker 1: I think that in the back of their mind they 516 00:27:44,040 --> 00:27:50,280 Speaker 1: have Apollo anton On no moment. But you couldn't have 517 00:27:50,320 --> 00:27:52,000 Speaker 1: told me that wasn't the hottest thing in the world. 518 00:27:52,119 --> 00:27:54,360 Speaker 1: I mean, I never even I thought. At first, I 519 00:27:54,400 --> 00:27:56,600 Speaker 1: was like, that's weird, and then I kept I couldn't 520 00:27:56,640 --> 00:28:00,159 Speaker 1: stop looking. He's so handsome, so hot. And also the 521 00:28:00,200 --> 00:28:06,600 Speaker 1: ass was mag magnificent. Yah has a lovely wife. Species 522 00:28:06,920 --> 00:28:09,400 Speaker 1: that was it was its own thing. It was competing 523 00:28:09,440 --> 00:28:14,119 Speaker 1: in another event. Looks has a lovely wife, looks looks 524 00:28:14,400 --> 00:28:17,680 Speaker 1: I think looks better than ever. I agree, and thank 525 00:28:17,720 --> 00:28:20,680 Speaker 1: you for saying that. Bowen, I completely agree. Thank you. Yes, 526 00:28:20,720 --> 00:28:23,560 Speaker 1: you're welcome. Wait, I have to say, as Quimby girls, 527 00:28:23,640 --> 00:28:27,800 Speaker 1: we have a squeaky clean image to hold by virtue 528 00:28:27,840 --> 00:28:31,040 Speaker 1: of us completely you know, yes, okay, would be the 529 00:28:31,240 --> 00:28:34,680 Speaker 1: likely you know, obviously known as the Christian platform, the 530 00:28:34,760 --> 00:28:38,720 Speaker 1: Christian platform. Yeah, all our shows have very Christian undertones, 531 00:28:38,840 --> 00:28:41,520 Speaker 1: like I really really watched Game Show. It's actually about 532 00:28:41,560 --> 00:28:44,320 Speaker 1: God and it's as I felt God in the room 533 00:28:44,320 --> 00:28:46,160 Speaker 1: when I watch it, which I by I by the way, 534 00:28:46,200 --> 00:28:48,840 Speaker 1: I love Game Show. It's fancy. Thank you babe. And 535 00:28:48,920 --> 00:28:51,400 Speaker 1: actually you know, we reached out about you being a 536 00:28:51,400 --> 00:28:54,480 Speaker 1: wise queer, but she was busy, I know, and I 537 00:28:54,520 --> 00:28:57,200 Speaker 1: was really really upset about it. Well, next season, do 538 00:28:57,280 --> 00:29:02,200 Speaker 1: you hear that? Quimby next us him? Is this thing on? Baby? 539 00:29:02,520 --> 00:29:05,960 Speaker 1: Is this thing on? That's visualization? You either turn your 540 00:29:06,040 --> 00:29:08,920 Speaker 1: diary into piss or you will as season two of 541 00:29:09,000 --> 00:29:11,680 Speaker 1: Game Show. Let me tell you something one is definitely 542 00:29:11,720 --> 00:29:15,440 Speaker 1: going to happen. We hope to happens. I mean I 543 00:29:15,480 --> 00:29:19,160 Speaker 1: can tell you from experience it didn't, but I I see, 544 00:29:19,200 --> 00:29:23,480 Speaker 1: I see good things for you. We hope. So um. Alright, 545 00:29:23,480 --> 00:29:26,200 Speaker 1: so we're gonna take a very short break and when 546 00:29:26,240 --> 00:29:28,080 Speaker 1: we come back, we're gonna come back with Adam Rponam. 547 00:29:28,080 --> 00:29:30,320 Speaker 1: We're going to ask him the question that we always 548 00:29:30,640 --> 00:29:34,200 Speaker 1: ask on this show. Bow and that will be really exciting, exciting, 549 00:29:34,240 --> 00:29:37,880 Speaker 1: will be right back. Okay, we're back with Adam. Adam, 550 00:29:38,200 --> 00:29:39,960 Speaker 1: We're gonna ask you the question we ask all of 551 00:29:39,960 --> 00:29:43,080 Speaker 1: our guests, um, which is Matt, why don't you ask 552 00:29:43,120 --> 00:29:46,160 Speaker 1: the questions? Well, listen, this question is what was the 553 00:29:46,200 --> 00:29:52,120 Speaker 1: culture that made you say culture was for you? So definitive, defining, 554 00:29:53,240 --> 00:29:56,480 Speaker 1: definitely pop culture that made you say, Okay, this is 555 00:29:56,520 --> 00:29:59,000 Speaker 1: doing something to me and causing me to become who 556 00:29:59,000 --> 00:30:03,440 Speaker 1: I am. You know, I I've thought about how I 557 00:30:03,520 --> 00:30:10,640 Speaker 1: wanted to answer this question. Answer it, yes, And I 558 00:30:10,720 --> 00:30:13,920 Speaker 1: wanted to say, you know, watching Nick at night, watching 559 00:30:14,000 --> 00:30:17,440 Speaker 1: Lucille Ball, obviously, But when I think about it, and 560 00:30:17,480 --> 00:30:19,680 Speaker 1: if I were to be honest with myself, I'm looking 561 00:30:19,720 --> 00:30:22,200 Speaker 1: at myself in the zoom mirror right now, and I 562 00:30:22,240 --> 00:30:23,920 Speaker 1: want to be honest. And I know that if I 563 00:30:23,960 --> 00:30:27,480 Speaker 1: said Lucille Ball that that's no, it's not right. I'm 564 00:30:27,480 --> 00:30:29,520 Speaker 1: gonna tell you when when I knew the culture was 565 00:30:29,600 --> 00:30:32,320 Speaker 1: for me. It was the date Sherry Lewis, the famous 566 00:30:32,440 --> 00:30:41,320 Speaker 1: ventrilla quist, died. Now elaborate Sherry Lewis. Famously she is 567 00:30:41,440 --> 00:30:44,520 Speaker 1: Lamb Chop, Yeah, Lamb Chop, thank you so much. She 568 00:30:44,720 --> 00:30:47,840 Speaker 1: is a Pea Buddy winner, She's a twelve time Emmy 569 00:30:48,000 --> 00:30:52,800 Speaker 1: winning ventrilla quist. I loved Lambchop, but I knew the 570 00:30:52,840 --> 00:30:55,000 Speaker 1: culture was for me the day she died. It was something. 571 00:30:55,040 --> 00:30:59,200 Speaker 1: It was like August and she died, and I gathered 572 00:30:59,240 --> 00:31:02,719 Speaker 1: all of my Lamb Chop memorybilia and I created a 573 00:31:02,800 --> 00:31:09,200 Speaker 1: shrine in my room and I cried, oh babe, so wait, 574 00:31:09,200 --> 00:31:10,880 Speaker 1: can we because you have it, you seem to have 575 00:31:10,920 --> 00:31:14,280 Speaker 1: a vocabulary about Lamb Chop and Ms Sherry as well. Bowen, Well, no, 576 00:31:14,480 --> 00:31:18,320 Speaker 1: I mean, excuse me. I don't know this person at 577 00:31:18,360 --> 00:31:21,280 Speaker 1: all in Canada. You don't know Lamb Chop. No, Lamb Chop. 578 00:31:21,480 --> 00:31:23,600 Speaker 1: I have to tell you I need I need an 579 00:31:23,680 --> 00:31:27,520 Speaker 1: education from my sisters because because Sherry Lewis was part 580 00:31:27,560 --> 00:31:30,280 Speaker 1: of getting me Rinky Dinky Dink getting rinky Do I 581 00:31:30,320 --> 00:31:33,400 Speaker 1: love you? I love you? Yes? Well, of course I 582 00:31:33,440 --> 00:31:36,760 Speaker 1: know that those are the lyrics. Of course I know 583 00:31:36,800 --> 00:31:41,480 Speaker 1: about Bob. It was it was truly like, that's that 584 00:31:41,680 --> 00:31:44,480 Speaker 1: my my little childhood pantheon was like, this is the 585 00:31:44,560 --> 00:31:49,080 Speaker 1: song that never ends? Are you yes to? Number one? Two? 586 00:31:49,160 --> 00:31:54,520 Speaker 1: Number one, multi multi platinum. It's like, if we have 587 00:31:54,640 --> 00:31:56,280 Speaker 1: to look, actually look at the charts, I'd be like, yep. 588 00:31:56,400 --> 00:31:58,040 Speaker 1: It took the boy a sign off the child of 589 00:31:58,120 --> 00:32:01,120 Speaker 1: the charts. In September two one, the song that never ends, 590 00:32:02,120 --> 00:32:06,080 Speaker 1: never ends. I loved she and I remember to Snoopy, 591 00:32:06,160 --> 00:32:09,720 Speaker 1: my sister had like a lamb chop like toiletree case 592 00:32:09,840 --> 00:32:13,520 Speaker 1: or something like little um. You know, she knew like 593 00:32:13,800 --> 00:32:16,440 Speaker 1: lamb chop like was on the same level as like 594 00:32:16,480 --> 00:32:19,959 Speaker 1: Sesame Street and like even like just in terms of 595 00:32:20,000 --> 00:32:22,280 Speaker 1: like the Muppets, like puppeteering and stuff, right, like it 596 00:32:22,320 --> 00:32:26,040 Speaker 1: was just like it wasn't the Puppets. It was the performance. Yeah, 597 00:32:26,160 --> 00:32:28,200 Speaker 1: Like I always loved it, and she was always like 598 00:32:28,320 --> 00:32:31,360 Speaker 1: she was just her one woman show, moving both her hands. 599 00:32:31,920 --> 00:32:34,480 Speaker 1: All she she all she needed was a camera and 600 00:32:34,520 --> 00:32:37,800 Speaker 1: a sock, and that woman could win an Emmy. And 601 00:32:37,880 --> 00:32:40,920 Speaker 1: that's what it was for me. And it was okay 602 00:32:40,920 --> 00:32:50,800 Speaker 1: wait yep, I know. And she's stunning. Yeah, she was 603 00:32:50,880 --> 00:32:56,800 Speaker 1: giving you mainstream Reba. Look, she was giving you that 604 00:32:57,000 --> 00:33:01,479 Speaker 1: red hair mama. And the young girls that were on 605 00:33:01,640 --> 00:33:06,240 Speaker 1: her hand, we're often little lambs. Now, what was it 606 00:33:06,280 --> 00:33:09,320 Speaker 1: about the death that like opened up? Was it that 607 00:33:09,360 --> 00:33:12,280 Speaker 1: you were in such grief that you were like, oh, 608 00:33:12,480 --> 00:33:15,920 Speaker 1: I care so much about this person. Yeah. I think 609 00:33:16,120 --> 00:33:18,560 Speaker 1: the thing about the death was that, like you know, 610 00:33:18,640 --> 00:33:20,960 Speaker 1: everything was like I think the one thing why why 611 00:33:21,160 --> 00:33:24,800 Speaker 1: Lucille Ball, why she couldn't be it for me, which 612 00:33:24,800 --> 00:33:27,560 Speaker 1: is I'm sure true regretting her own life would be 613 00:33:27,640 --> 00:33:34,600 Speaker 1: here now because it really was Lucy Cherie. She's just 614 00:33:34,920 --> 00:33:36,520 Speaker 1: she's going back and forth right now, and I can 615 00:33:36,920 --> 00:33:38,560 Speaker 1: hear her. I can hear I can see her looking 616 00:33:38,560 --> 00:33:40,880 Speaker 1: at me right now. Rolling. We can hear you, Lucy, 617 00:33:40,960 --> 00:33:45,520 Speaker 1: we can Lucille. We know, I know and she uh. 618 00:33:45,640 --> 00:33:47,640 Speaker 1: The thing that did it was that I knew she 619 00:33:47,680 --> 00:33:49,800 Speaker 1: was already dead, so I just I couldn't form a 620 00:33:49,840 --> 00:33:54,440 Speaker 1: connection with her, um even though that she she truly 621 00:33:54,520 --> 00:33:57,040 Speaker 1: like wanted I wanted to perform when I saw like 622 00:33:57,120 --> 00:34:00,360 Speaker 1: Lucille Ball because like people were clapping and laughing, but 623 00:34:00,400 --> 00:34:03,160 Speaker 1: it was Sherry Lewis that like I always felt like, 624 00:34:03,160 --> 00:34:06,040 Speaker 1: oh I maybe I could meet her or something. And 625 00:34:06,040 --> 00:34:09,000 Speaker 1: then when she died, I just felt this sadness which 626 00:34:09,040 --> 00:34:13,800 Speaker 1: made me realize that I actually like loved her. Yeah, 627 00:34:14,040 --> 00:34:17,880 Speaker 1: this is here, can I posit something? It's like this 628 00:34:17,960 --> 00:34:20,319 Speaker 1: kind of happened to me with this like um Chinese 629 00:34:20,400 --> 00:34:23,000 Speaker 1: singer and like the first like like my first like 630 00:34:23,920 --> 00:34:25,840 Speaker 1: moment of standing I can remember as a chop. But 631 00:34:25,840 --> 00:34:27,520 Speaker 1: then this also happened again and let me know if 632 00:34:27,560 --> 00:34:30,840 Speaker 1: I'm onto something. When Princess Die passed away, Oh my god, 633 00:34:31,280 --> 00:34:35,000 Speaker 1: it was so much concentrated directed like love for one 634 00:34:35,120 --> 00:34:37,480 Speaker 1: person that you realize as a kid that imprints on 635 00:34:37,520 --> 00:34:41,120 Speaker 1: You're like, oh my god, I I love this woman. 636 00:34:41,239 --> 00:34:44,080 Speaker 1: I w an iconic female woman like for for a 637 00:34:44,080 --> 00:34:46,360 Speaker 1: little cis gay boys like that like that is like 638 00:34:46,360 --> 00:34:49,040 Speaker 1: a moment for us, right, We're like, oh my god, 639 00:34:49,120 --> 00:34:52,720 Speaker 1: this is how like someone is worshiped in Sherry Lewis 640 00:34:53,360 --> 00:34:57,080 Speaker 1: the original princess. Thank you. Actually it's a real culture 641 00:34:57,080 --> 00:35:01,600 Speaker 1: and number thirty three Sherry Lewis as the original Princess. 642 00:35:01,760 --> 00:35:04,400 Speaker 1: I also think with the thing that Princess Diane, maybe 643 00:35:04,400 --> 00:35:06,920 Speaker 1: this is something to do with it too, with um 644 00:35:06,960 --> 00:35:12,440 Speaker 1: famously a mother and a young like mother and knowing 645 00:35:12,480 --> 00:35:15,080 Speaker 1: that she was leaving behind children. And I also do 646 00:35:15,200 --> 00:35:17,520 Speaker 1: think that there is something if you actually observe the 647 00:35:17,520 --> 00:35:20,919 Speaker 1: women that you stand, see if there is some from 648 00:35:21,000 --> 00:35:25,120 Speaker 1: childhood and from like development, See if there's something similar 649 00:35:25,160 --> 00:35:28,040 Speaker 1: to them with your mother's Because I've actually thought about this. 650 00:35:29,200 --> 00:35:32,880 Speaker 1: Kelly Clarkson is who I stand, and her personality is 651 00:35:33,160 --> 00:35:37,000 Speaker 1: very similar to my mother's, with same kind of like 652 00:35:37,160 --> 00:35:40,160 Speaker 1: I'm laughing and we're having a good time, But isn't 653 00:35:40,160 --> 00:35:42,440 Speaker 1: this great? And like I'm like, I don't you know 654 00:35:42,560 --> 00:35:44,680 Speaker 1: whatever like that kind of whole thing of like, come on, 655 00:35:44,719 --> 00:35:46,640 Speaker 1: I'm coming to my house, take your shoes off, that 656 00:35:46,719 --> 00:35:48,239 Speaker 1: kind of thing, like what she's doing with her talk 657 00:35:48,280 --> 00:35:50,799 Speaker 1: show right now. I knew she was capable of when 658 00:35:50,840 --> 00:35:53,160 Speaker 1: she was years old on American Idol. I was like, 659 00:35:53,400 --> 00:35:57,360 Speaker 1: that's a mom and I was like, I connect, no, 660 00:35:57,560 --> 00:36:00,200 Speaker 1: in the best way, in the best way. I I 661 00:36:00,239 --> 00:36:03,240 Speaker 1: completely agree with you because my mom has this everything 662 00:36:03,320 --> 00:36:06,080 Speaker 1: is right and there's just one knob that's slightly off 663 00:36:06,120 --> 00:36:10,360 Speaker 1: that you're like, she is she's a little cookie. She's cookie. 664 00:36:11,320 --> 00:36:15,880 Speaker 1: That's Sherry le Lewis, famously cookie and um and you 665 00:36:15,920 --> 00:36:18,480 Speaker 1: know that's like also like all of the people that 666 00:36:18,600 --> 00:36:22,480 Speaker 1: I like, really enjoy, they're super funny, they're very like 667 00:36:22,680 --> 00:36:26,160 Speaker 1: vivacious and they're just a little cookie. Yeah, they have 668 00:36:26,239 --> 00:36:30,760 Speaker 1: that cooke button absolutely and pushed. And it's when it's pushed. 669 00:36:30,760 --> 00:36:34,120 Speaker 1: I want to say that my mom very like, very 670 00:36:34,160 --> 00:36:37,400 Speaker 1: like selfless. And I gotta say that's Princess Die for you. 671 00:36:37,440 --> 00:36:41,040 Speaker 1: My mom is Princess Die. Your mom actually is Princess Diana, 672 00:36:41,960 --> 00:36:45,040 Speaker 1: Diana of Wales. Well you know actually famously Princess Dianna. 673 00:36:45,120 --> 00:36:49,000 Speaker 1: You know, she'd give to many charities and she found 674 00:36:49,080 --> 00:36:53,080 Speaker 1: many land mines many and oh no, but honestly, like 675 00:36:53,120 --> 00:36:57,200 Speaker 1: gay icon like was like like like was like kind 676 00:36:57,200 --> 00:36:59,600 Speaker 1: of like reaching out to people with AIDS when like 677 00:36:59,640 --> 00:37:01,440 Speaker 1: when only are the people who didn't it like Madonna, 678 00:37:01,600 --> 00:37:05,600 Speaker 1: I don't know that's probably not actually accurate, but no, 679 00:37:05,680 --> 00:37:08,200 Speaker 1: I mean she was she was like an AIDS icon 680 00:37:09,200 --> 00:37:11,520 Speaker 1: like like she really like did work. You know, I 681 00:37:11,520 --> 00:37:13,640 Speaker 1: thought she was kind of done dirty by drag Race 682 00:37:13,719 --> 00:37:16,319 Speaker 1: when not not in the way that Katia did her 683 00:37:16,360 --> 00:37:18,560 Speaker 1: at all. Like I thought Katia was incredible, but like 684 00:37:18,760 --> 00:37:23,279 Speaker 1: I don't think they gave didn't give her moment like 685 00:37:23,320 --> 00:37:26,160 Speaker 1: where was the big wedding dress? Like she was wearing 686 00:37:26,200 --> 00:37:29,480 Speaker 1: a wedding dress, but where was the iconic train? Where was? 687 00:37:29,560 --> 00:37:31,280 Speaker 1: Like I mean, like there were so many more funny 688 00:37:31,360 --> 00:37:34,480 Speaker 1: jokes to make about Princess Diana. I thought that Katia 689 00:37:34,560 --> 00:37:39,960 Speaker 1: was done dirty by the atmosphere of that performance. Sure, sure, 690 00:37:40,160 --> 00:37:42,680 Speaker 1: I mean you can't pick and I mean not all 691 00:37:43,160 --> 00:37:46,319 Speaker 1: rusical parts are created equal as we know, yes they are. 692 00:37:47,120 --> 00:37:49,640 Speaker 1: And also we have a RuPaul's guest guest. We have 693 00:37:49,680 --> 00:37:52,399 Speaker 1: a RuPaul's Drag Race guest judge, and not only guest judge, 694 00:37:52,440 --> 00:37:56,360 Speaker 1: but also helped with the Corio, helped with I really didn't. 695 00:37:56,440 --> 00:37:58,200 Speaker 1: They said they asked me to help with the Corea, 696 00:37:58,239 --> 00:38:00,719 Speaker 1: but it was I was with Travis. Motherfucker. Yeah. I 697 00:38:00,760 --> 00:38:02,720 Speaker 1: remember watching it and I was like, I think Travis 698 00:38:02,760 --> 00:38:04,560 Speaker 1: might be doing most of this, yeah, And I was 699 00:38:04,600 --> 00:38:09,640 Speaker 1: just kind of there and I'm just sort of like, yeah, yeah, 700 00:38:09,719 --> 00:38:13,959 Speaker 1: I mean, of course, yeah, Travis. She took the words 701 00:38:14,040 --> 00:38:17,920 Speaker 1: right out of my mouth exactly. My favorite thing is 702 00:38:17,920 --> 00:38:19,879 Speaker 1: they're like, Okay, Adam, can you like repeat the Korea 703 00:38:19,960 --> 00:38:22,440 Speaker 1: with Travis? And I'm like, oh no, and I'm like 704 00:38:22,680 --> 00:38:24,879 Speaker 1: I cannot, I can't. I don't know what he just did. 705 00:38:24,880 --> 00:38:26,960 Speaker 1: And they're like they're like, now, go up to the 706 00:38:27,040 --> 00:38:28,799 Speaker 1: queens and ask them if they're really struggling with it. 707 00:38:28,840 --> 00:38:32,600 Speaker 1: I'm like, I'm really struggling with it. I mean I 708 00:38:32,640 --> 00:38:34,279 Speaker 1: was failing. If I were a queen, I would have 709 00:38:34,280 --> 00:38:36,000 Speaker 1: been voted off. Oh my god, I mean how long 710 00:38:36,080 --> 00:38:38,080 Speaker 1: were you in that? Were you like in the room 711 00:38:38,120 --> 00:38:44,120 Speaker 1: with them, like for for two hours but still an 712 00:38:44,160 --> 00:38:46,839 Speaker 1: hour team because there was like two teams there, but 713 00:38:46,880 --> 00:38:50,520 Speaker 1: Travis was there all night. He's no joke. No he's not. 714 00:38:50,640 --> 00:38:53,840 Speaker 1: He's not joking. No. Is he a friend of yours? 715 00:38:54,080 --> 00:38:57,319 Speaker 1: He is. Yeah, And he's brilliant. I mean he's just 716 00:38:57,440 --> 00:39:00,560 Speaker 1: he's brilliant. Like I met him a few years ago 717 00:39:00,719 --> 00:39:03,359 Speaker 1: and he's just I mean, he's so, he's so, he's 718 00:39:03,400 --> 00:39:06,320 Speaker 1: so smart. He is like what he puts out is genius. 719 00:39:06,640 --> 00:39:08,200 Speaker 1: But it's funny, like when you go into like a 720 00:39:08,239 --> 00:39:10,319 Speaker 1: situation like that, you really have to like you have 721 00:39:10,400 --> 00:39:13,120 Speaker 1: to make it look like you're not making something for 722 00:39:13,160 --> 00:39:15,520 Speaker 1: the least common denominator, and you have to make everybody 723 00:39:15,520 --> 00:39:19,400 Speaker 1: look like a fucking star or they will look like 724 00:39:19,440 --> 00:39:21,600 Speaker 1: a disaster and you'll look like a mess. Like it'll 725 00:39:21,640 --> 00:39:23,600 Speaker 1: it'll just look like your stuff isn't getting put out 726 00:39:23,600 --> 00:39:26,440 Speaker 1: there correctly. Sure, sure, sure, I have to say. It's 727 00:39:26,440 --> 00:39:28,120 Speaker 1: also one of the reasons why I to this that 728 00:39:28,280 --> 00:39:32,319 Speaker 1: not only do I respect Toddrick's um music and how 729 00:39:32,440 --> 00:39:38,319 Speaker 1: the Bitch always puts together a musical movie video with 730 00:39:38,440 --> 00:39:42,440 Speaker 1: a strong theme, but also his drag race sort of 731 00:39:42,680 --> 00:39:45,000 Speaker 1: moments that he creates are always the best. They're always 732 00:39:45,080 --> 00:39:49,200 Speaker 1: so great. Chadwick is amazing. He is amazing, well because 733 00:39:49,200 --> 00:39:53,439 Speaker 1: he's drag you know, he's he is dragged. Thank you, 734 00:39:54,080 --> 00:39:58,320 Speaker 1: thank you, thank you. Yeah, now he is now Adam, 735 00:39:58,360 --> 00:40:03,920 Speaker 1: would you would you put Sherry's death? Don't to go 736 00:40:03,960 --> 00:40:06,239 Speaker 1: back to this, but okay, was okay, Well, this is 737 00:40:06,280 --> 00:40:09,719 Speaker 1: my graceless pivot into talking about your Quimby show. This 738 00:40:09,840 --> 00:40:12,560 Speaker 1: is this dan useless celebrity hits. And this is how 739 00:40:12,560 --> 00:40:15,560 Speaker 1: I always saw it, you know, and this is coming 740 00:40:15,600 --> 00:40:19,359 Speaker 1: from a death August. I will say you were right 741 00:40:19,360 --> 00:40:22,000 Speaker 1: about the date you said, August nine, and she did 742 00:40:22,040 --> 00:40:25,200 Speaker 1: die on August second. I mean I remember I remember 743 00:40:25,320 --> 00:40:27,359 Speaker 1: coming in like on the news and my mom being 744 00:40:27,360 --> 00:40:29,520 Speaker 1: like Sherry Lewis has said, and she's like making Hamburger 745 00:40:29,520 --> 00:40:34,640 Speaker 1: helper in the background. I'm like, you're gonna be so 746 00:40:34,640 --> 00:40:39,680 Speaker 1: so she was family, Kelly. She was family to us. 747 00:40:39,880 --> 00:40:42,359 Speaker 1: Dare you? How dare? And that's when I collected all 748 00:40:42,360 --> 00:40:45,200 Speaker 1: of my things. I think lamb Chop was also. I 749 00:40:45,200 --> 00:40:47,239 Speaker 1: I will get to my Quimby show, I promise you. 750 00:40:47,280 --> 00:40:51,480 Speaker 1: But when I was five, I um became ill. I 751 00:40:51,520 --> 00:40:55,600 Speaker 1: had my appendix taken out, and I remember, like, lamb 752 00:40:55,640 --> 00:40:58,319 Speaker 1: Chop is in my mind because I threw up on 753 00:40:58,440 --> 00:41:01,799 Speaker 1: my Lamb Chop pillow. They eventually was one of the 754 00:41:01,840 --> 00:41:04,719 Speaker 1: only things they let me take into the operating room. 755 00:41:05,040 --> 00:41:10,480 Speaker 1: So lamp like, that's it's trauma. It's trauma. Trauma. It 756 00:41:10,560 --> 00:41:13,000 Speaker 1: never leaves you well. Beauty grows from trauma. And I 757 00:41:13,040 --> 00:41:15,839 Speaker 1: think that's why, truly, Sherry Lewis is when I knew 758 00:41:15,840 --> 00:41:18,600 Speaker 1: the culture was for me, that's beaut Okay, So you 759 00:41:18,840 --> 00:41:21,960 Speaker 1: can really like pinpoint it to that and explain why, 760 00:41:22,040 --> 00:41:25,480 Speaker 1: like that's that's huge, good for you. And also, puppet 761 00:41:25,560 --> 00:41:30,000 Speaker 1: culture is comedy culture because I'll say this, like Sesame 762 00:41:30,080 --> 00:41:32,920 Speaker 1: Street did what it needed to do and it continues 763 00:41:32,960 --> 00:41:35,239 Speaker 1: to do what it needs to do, and the Muppets 764 00:41:35,600 --> 00:41:37,799 Speaker 1: did what they needed to do, and that was that 765 00:41:37,880 --> 00:41:40,359 Speaker 1: was some of the best sketch comedy. Yes, it was 766 00:41:40,520 --> 00:41:48,680 Speaker 1: that you could get Muppets show tonight. I'm snapping. Yeah, 767 00:41:49,120 --> 00:41:51,160 Speaker 1: they didn't give that. They didn't give the ABC show 768 00:41:51,200 --> 00:41:52,920 Speaker 1: a shot, a fair shot, the one that was out 769 00:41:52,960 --> 00:41:57,359 Speaker 1: like a few years ago. Everything Muppets that comes out now, 770 00:41:57,400 --> 00:41:59,640 Speaker 1: I feel like no one takes seriously, and I'm like, 771 00:41:59,680 --> 00:42:01,880 Speaker 1: you got us have to take this seriously. It's like 772 00:42:01,920 --> 00:42:06,359 Speaker 1: this is the Muppets are. Muppets are for all time, 773 00:42:06,600 --> 00:42:09,239 Speaker 1: but some some sometimes they try stuff out and you're like, Okay, 774 00:42:09,320 --> 00:42:11,440 Speaker 1: let's see how this. Guys. Remember when they unveiled a 775 00:42:11,480 --> 00:42:15,480 Speaker 1: potential new love interest for Kermi, which was that pig 776 00:42:15,960 --> 00:42:19,080 Speaker 1: with a more like with a wider face and wide, 777 00:42:19,120 --> 00:42:22,640 Speaker 1: wider set eyes and like kind of more like borish 778 00:42:23,120 --> 00:42:26,480 Speaker 1: said no, she like more of like aish No, like 779 00:42:26,520 --> 00:42:30,160 Speaker 1: more of a seductress pig more so than Miss Piggy. 780 00:42:30,280 --> 00:42:32,440 Speaker 1: And you're like, this is going to be an iconic 781 00:42:32,719 --> 00:42:36,360 Speaker 1: muppet And then they never really gave this muppet a shot, 782 00:42:36,360 --> 00:42:38,799 Speaker 1: this new pig well, because I actually have to say, 783 00:42:38,800 --> 00:42:41,160 Speaker 1: I think that's a good idea, because what you don't 784 00:42:41,239 --> 00:42:44,880 Speaker 1: do is what you you don't funk with Miss Piggy 785 00:42:44,920 --> 00:42:47,680 Speaker 1: because then because then I'll tell you what happens, Miss 786 00:42:47,760 --> 00:42:50,839 Speaker 1: Piggy will start with her diva antics and you know 787 00:42:50,920 --> 00:42:54,239 Speaker 1: that Miss Piggy is the number one diva And the 788 00:42:54,280 --> 00:42:56,560 Speaker 1: next thing that might happen and you really don't want 789 00:42:56,600 --> 00:42:59,720 Speaker 1: this to go down is you don't want Miss Piggy 790 00:42:59,719 --> 00:43:06,160 Speaker 1: to say because she iconically says hi and by the way, 791 00:43:06,200 --> 00:43:09,920 Speaker 1: a that is funny every time, and be I mean, 792 00:43:10,000 --> 00:43:12,000 Speaker 1: she's gonna hit you. You know what, you know what 793 00:43:12,160 --> 00:43:17,520 Speaker 1: the best part of you she's gonna she's gonna hit you. 794 00:43:17,600 --> 00:43:19,720 Speaker 1: She's gonna hit you. The best part of Meppet Christmas 795 00:43:19,719 --> 00:43:23,000 Speaker 1: Carol is when Scrooge Christmas Morning at the end goes 796 00:43:23,160 --> 00:43:28,560 Speaker 1: to um Marley's house and then Ms Piggy is trying 797 00:43:28,560 --> 00:43:32,560 Speaker 1: to tell off Scrooge and yes and leave it, and 798 00:43:33,920 --> 00:43:36,880 Speaker 1: and then when Miss Peggy said that you leave. Yeah, no, 799 00:43:37,120 --> 00:43:39,960 Speaker 1: she is too good. Mr. You know that the best 800 00:43:40,040 --> 00:43:42,840 Speaker 1: Christmas album of all time is The Muppets sing with 801 00:43:42,920 --> 00:43:47,120 Speaker 1: John Denver. Oh pretty, I don't, I don't, I'm not familiar, 802 00:43:47,320 --> 00:43:52,200 Speaker 1: don't know what I have the compact disc I could 803 00:43:52,320 --> 00:43:55,319 Speaker 1: send you. John Denver was also culture and also talk 804 00:43:55,360 --> 00:44:00,520 Speaker 1: about another tragic death not I know, so, I I'm 805 00:44:00,520 --> 00:44:05,200 Speaker 1: so sorry that. I mean, it was truly it was 806 00:44:05,239 --> 00:44:08,800 Speaker 1: truly me that said so, I'm got so much of that. 807 00:44:09,480 --> 00:44:12,239 Speaker 1: Oh my god, I didn't even know he was sick. No, no, no, 808 00:44:12,280 --> 00:44:17,359 Speaker 1: he died in a plane crash and it wasn't that. Yeah, 809 00:44:19,560 --> 00:44:22,600 Speaker 1: And the nine years ago, let me look this up 810 00:44:22,680 --> 00:44:25,360 Speaker 1: in the nineties are in the eighties ended up me 811 00:44:25,440 --> 00:44:28,480 Speaker 1: being looking up celebrity deaths. And I gotta say, it's 812 00:44:28,480 --> 00:44:31,280 Speaker 1: always good to have knowledge, all right. So John Denver 813 00:44:32,440 --> 00:44:40,279 Speaker 1: on October twelfth, and it was his plane crashed in 814 00:44:40,440 --> 00:44:45,719 Speaker 1: Monterey Bay near Pacific Grove, California. Yeah, so there it 815 00:44:45,840 --> 00:44:49,239 Speaker 1: was a failure to refuel and then a subsequent loss 816 00:44:49,280 --> 00:44:52,200 Speaker 1: of control. And that's that's just I gotta say, No 817 00:44:52,400 --> 00:44:54,960 Speaker 1: celebrities should be getting in small planes and getting going 818 00:44:55,080 --> 00:44:58,120 Speaker 1: up there. I don't think it ends well, you couldn't 819 00:44:58,120 --> 00:45:02,160 Speaker 1: pay me to get in one of those small planes. Unfortunately, yeah, unfortunately. Now. 820 00:45:02,239 --> 00:45:04,839 Speaker 1: I mean even even Harrison Ford almost had a close call. 821 00:45:05,120 --> 00:45:07,719 Speaker 1: It's too scary. I mean, even when you're flying in 822 00:45:07,760 --> 00:45:09,960 Speaker 1: a huge plane and you feel like it's I know 823 00:45:10,800 --> 00:45:15,000 Speaker 1: that I hate turbulence. Not I'm like a drunk flyer. 824 00:45:15,160 --> 00:45:18,600 Speaker 1: I I always need a drink, yes, yes, yes, well 825 00:45:18,680 --> 00:45:22,040 Speaker 1: I actually like it's it's kind of crazy, but it's 826 00:45:22,080 --> 00:45:24,120 Speaker 1: the only time I drink. I p A s because 827 00:45:24,120 --> 00:45:26,560 Speaker 1: they make me so tired, because they're so heavy and 828 00:45:26,600 --> 00:45:29,800 Speaker 1: they're so hoppy, I really will pass out, like and 829 00:45:30,960 --> 00:45:33,279 Speaker 1: I don't thank God for my early twenties when I 830 00:45:33,360 --> 00:45:35,040 Speaker 1: thought when I was trying to be on Tinder and 831 00:45:35,120 --> 00:45:37,239 Speaker 1: be like I like I p A s because I 832 00:45:37,320 --> 00:45:40,360 Speaker 1: saw like other like gays putting them on their dating 833 00:45:40,360 --> 00:45:42,160 Speaker 1: profiles and so I was always going out with guys 834 00:45:42,200 --> 00:45:45,600 Speaker 1: and drinking I p s and like getting drunk with them. 835 00:45:46,040 --> 00:45:48,160 Speaker 1: It was real. It really was my brand at the time, 836 00:45:48,239 --> 00:45:51,560 Speaker 1: like Tinder gay, trying to be a little bit like Masky. 837 00:45:52,280 --> 00:45:54,080 Speaker 1: I had a bite friend that was like drunk I 838 00:45:54,200 --> 00:45:57,239 Speaker 1: p s and was was that way to attracted you 839 00:45:57,280 --> 00:45:59,719 Speaker 1: to him? Was that one of the things that attracted him? Yeah, 840 00:46:00,040 --> 00:46:05,040 Speaker 1: there was a quality actually looked for. Wow, a personality trade. Um, 841 00:46:05,640 --> 00:46:08,000 Speaker 1: do you have I P A s? Um, do you 842 00:46:08,239 --> 00:46:11,359 Speaker 1: drink I p s? What are do you have a boyfriend? Now? 843 00:46:11,640 --> 00:46:14,440 Speaker 1: I do? Yeah? And is this serious? It is serious. 844 00:46:14,480 --> 00:46:16,640 Speaker 1: We've been together for like two and a half years. 845 00:46:18,800 --> 00:46:23,480 Speaker 1: So here during the Olympics. We were talking during the Olympics. 846 00:46:23,520 --> 00:46:27,040 Speaker 1: Another reason why I like we so okay. So I 847 00:46:27,120 --> 00:46:31,759 Speaker 1: was at a competition in Finland earlier um in well 848 00:46:31,840 --> 00:46:35,040 Speaker 1: like later in seen. So in October of seventeen, I 849 00:46:35,160 --> 00:46:38,920 Speaker 1: was on Tinder obviously, as you can tell, focused um, 850 00:46:39,520 --> 00:46:44,960 Speaker 1: focus on the quote unquote trade when you said work, 851 00:46:45,320 --> 00:46:47,200 Speaker 1: when you said before that you were focused on your trade. 852 00:46:47,239 --> 00:46:49,120 Speaker 1: I was like, I wonder if he means trade or 853 00:46:49,239 --> 00:46:53,520 Speaker 1: trade as a Yeah, I meanted in like the Royal 854 00:46:53,640 --> 00:46:58,960 Speaker 1: trade the Royals. Yeah, um, so I was on Tinder. 855 00:46:59,200 --> 00:47:03,919 Speaker 1: We match never met and then I left. Um, then 856 00:47:04,600 --> 00:47:06,680 Speaker 1: I guess a week later, like he was just he 857 00:47:06,800 --> 00:47:09,920 Speaker 1: was just super engaging and really cute and just and 858 00:47:10,080 --> 00:47:13,800 Speaker 1: he's gorgeous. So we were just talking back and forth 859 00:47:14,360 --> 00:47:17,279 Speaker 1: and then we started talking like every day, and so 860 00:47:17,440 --> 00:47:20,759 Speaker 1: we talked and never sent a nude, which I thought 861 00:47:20,840 --> 00:47:24,600 Speaker 1: was a red flag at first, um, because I was 862 00:47:24,640 --> 00:47:28,480 Speaker 1: thinking something's got to be uh something. Um. But we 863 00:47:28,600 --> 00:47:30,560 Speaker 1: talked back and forth and would send each other like 864 00:47:30,719 --> 00:47:33,359 Speaker 1: long like video messages because we never like sync up 865 00:47:33,360 --> 00:47:35,960 Speaker 1: are like time change. But I was like, I'm never 866 00:47:36,040 --> 00:47:38,080 Speaker 1: going to meet him. But I think because of that, 867 00:47:38,160 --> 00:47:41,440 Speaker 1: it was like so open about everything with him. So 868 00:47:41,560 --> 00:47:43,839 Speaker 1: he did that for like seven months before he flew 869 00:47:43,920 --> 00:47:46,880 Speaker 1: to l A and we met. And then that was 870 00:47:47,000 --> 00:47:48,840 Speaker 1: like two and a half years ago, so he was 871 00:47:48,920 --> 00:47:51,279 Speaker 1: he was living in Finland before that. He still is 872 00:47:51,640 --> 00:47:56,239 Speaker 1: so late. He's quarantined like in Europe. Yeah, so I 873 00:47:56,400 --> 00:47:58,640 Speaker 1: I don't know when he'll be able to come back. 874 00:47:58,840 --> 00:48:03,279 Speaker 1: Which that's that's that's rough. I'm sorry that's happening, are 875 00:48:03,320 --> 00:48:05,120 Speaker 1: you now? I have to get over the death of 876 00:48:05,200 --> 00:48:08,160 Speaker 1: John Denver. So I obviously distract. That's that's really what 877 00:48:08,280 --> 00:48:09,480 Speaker 1: I was doing, is I was going to throw you 878 00:48:09,560 --> 00:48:13,200 Speaker 1: another trauma to kind of throw you off the scent. Yeah. Absolutely, 879 00:48:13,400 --> 00:48:17,160 Speaker 1: I'm just sort of like, okay, sure are you? Are 880 00:48:17,200 --> 00:48:19,279 Speaker 1: you here in Los Angeles during the core? I am 881 00:48:21,840 --> 00:48:25,840 Speaker 1: in New York famously, Yeah, famously it was a gorgeously 882 00:48:25,880 --> 00:48:30,120 Speaker 1: gorgeous day here today. Um And and then it just 883 00:48:30,280 --> 00:48:34,239 Speaker 1: like disarms your It just just disarms you because I'm like, 884 00:48:34,320 --> 00:48:36,840 Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, this is this is kind of manageable 885 00:48:36,960 --> 00:48:39,520 Speaker 1: for a little longer, but like it's not. No, it's not. 886 00:48:39,800 --> 00:48:44,319 Speaker 1: I go my my mood um changes violently. Yeah, I'm 887 00:48:44,480 --> 00:48:48,200 Speaker 1: sometimes the higher than I've ever been and then lower 888 00:48:48,280 --> 00:48:50,359 Speaker 1: than I ever thought I would go. I'm like, it's 889 00:48:50,560 --> 00:48:55,320 Speaker 1: it's so wild with this does to your mind. Yeah. 890 00:48:55,800 --> 00:48:59,400 Speaker 1: My boyfriend found me weeping in the next room. He's like, 891 00:48:59,480 --> 00:49:01,879 Speaker 1: what's you like dropped everything and come to me, because 892 00:49:02,200 --> 00:49:04,680 Speaker 1: like every eight days I have like the worst day 893 00:49:04,760 --> 00:49:07,000 Speaker 1: of my life. And then like and then I really 894 00:49:07,080 --> 00:49:10,960 Speaker 1: convinced myself I'm fine for like the seven days leading 895 00:49:11,080 --> 00:49:14,239 Speaker 1: up and so like I'm just trying to like fill 896 00:49:14,360 --> 00:49:16,000 Speaker 1: my what is the bullshit you're filling your time with 897 00:49:16,120 --> 00:49:19,840 Speaker 1: right now. Um. So I had never seen how to 898 00:49:19,880 --> 00:49:22,960 Speaker 1: get Away with Murder? So I watched all of that 899 00:49:23,400 --> 00:49:27,120 Speaker 1: great camp What that's a revelation. First of all, this 900 00:49:27,320 --> 00:49:29,960 Speaker 1: isn't I mean, this could have been my like my rant, 901 00:49:30,080 --> 00:49:33,760 Speaker 1: but I won't be I'll think of something else. Shonda Rhymes. 902 00:49:35,280 --> 00:49:37,560 Speaker 1: Stop making characters that I fall in love with for 903 00:49:37,680 --> 00:49:42,760 Speaker 1: three seasons and then realized that they're the problem. Yeah, oh, Viola. 904 00:49:43,120 --> 00:49:45,080 Speaker 1: First of all, I have a big problem, Viola Davis, 905 00:49:45,200 --> 00:49:47,880 Speaker 1: all of this drama happening in Philadelphia, go to a 906 00:49:47,920 --> 00:49:53,440 Speaker 1: real city. As someone who lived in the Philadelphia suburbs 907 00:49:53,520 --> 00:49:56,360 Speaker 1: and famously took great hound busses to and from Scranton 908 00:49:56,480 --> 00:49:59,920 Speaker 1: to Philly. That ship was not going on. Viola Davis, 909 00:50:00,600 --> 00:50:04,240 Speaker 1: analyze Keating get it together. They truly get it together. 910 00:50:04,320 --> 00:50:08,960 Speaker 1: Miss Annalye also not for nothing, but she was someone 911 00:50:09,040 --> 00:50:11,479 Speaker 1: that we should be looking up to. She famously said, 912 00:50:11,880 --> 00:50:15,680 Speaker 1: why is your penis on a dead girl's phone? And 913 00:50:15,840 --> 00:50:19,080 Speaker 1: that is an iconic line which does not get the credit. 914 00:50:19,480 --> 00:50:21,000 Speaker 1: And it's going to be a rule of culture number 915 00:50:21,080 --> 00:50:29,440 Speaker 1: forty six, why penis girls does not get there? And 916 00:50:29,520 --> 00:50:32,160 Speaker 1: that's that's a rule of culture. And also just the 917 00:50:32,239 --> 00:50:34,920 Speaker 1: way that her character is introduced when she's writing in Shock, 918 00:50:35,000 --> 00:50:38,520 Speaker 1: the name of her class, how to get Away with 919 00:50:39,640 --> 00:50:44,960 Speaker 1: Hills running down my neck startling. It is see Viola 920 00:50:45,040 --> 00:50:48,600 Speaker 1: Davis carry Washington Obviously, like any real American, I would 921 00:50:48,640 --> 00:50:51,600 Speaker 1: take a bullet for either of them. And there's a 922 00:50:51,680 --> 00:50:53,480 Speaker 1: moment in how to get Away with Murder where like 923 00:50:53,920 --> 00:50:56,640 Speaker 1: Carrie Washington is in a scene I actually, I think 924 00:50:56,680 --> 00:51:00,359 Speaker 1: because it's in Quarantine, I I felt tears welling because 925 00:51:00,400 --> 00:51:02,480 Speaker 1: I was like, and I remember thinking I also had 926 00:51:02,520 --> 00:51:04,680 Speaker 1: been drinking like the whole day. It's probably it was 927 00:51:04,719 --> 00:51:06,879 Speaker 1: probably like two thirty in the afternoon. I've been drinking, 928 00:51:07,080 --> 00:51:09,839 Speaker 1: you know, drinking all day. Um, And I remember thinking, 929 00:51:11,760 --> 00:51:17,000 Speaker 1: how lucky am I? But we get this crossover like 930 00:51:17,440 --> 00:51:20,120 Speaker 1: the talent in one Room, and I just kept thinking 931 00:51:20,239 --> 00:51:21,600 Speaker 1: all of these things that going through my mind. I 932 00:51:21,680 --> 00:51:25,239 Speaker 1: was like Anally's keating is she's acting like the protege 933 00:51:25,480 --> 00:51:29,040 Speaker 1: of of Carrie Washington right now in the juxtaposition of that, 934 00:51:29,239 --> 00:51:31,399 Speaker 1: and then like you have that moment outside my body 935 00:51:31,440 --> 00:51:34,000 Speaker 1: and I'm like, you need water, Yeah, I think we 936 00:51:34,120 --> 00:51:37,640 Speaker 1: need to Actually you need a glass of sucking. You 937 00:51:37,719 --> 00:51:42,000 Speaker 1: need to drink water because you don't know these fake women. Yeah, 938 00:51:42,480 --> 00:51:44,759 Speaker 1: Olivia Pope was big for me too. I loved her 939 00:51:45,040 --> 00:51:47,440 Speaker 1: boldness and dressing in all white all the time and 940 00:51:47,520 --> 00:51:52,279 Speaker 1: drinking her red wine. Huge comically huge glasses that didn't 941 00:51:52,280 --> 00:51:55,239 Speaker 1: get enough attention. They're very her glasses are very from 942 00:51:55,400 --> 00:52:02,000 Speaker 1: Peer one. Everything in her home starter starter starter glass set, 943 00:52:02,800 --> 00:52:05,040 Speaker 1: starter set. But here's my thing with Shanda. We talked 944 00:52:05,040 --> 00:52:07,800 Speaker 1: about Shanda. We do all the time, not even not 945 00:52:08,040 --> 00:52:10,080 Speaker 1: we're just we just talked about Shanda and she comes up. 946 00:52:10,880 --> 00:52:13,040 Speaker 1: But this is my thing you guys are talking about. 947 00:52:13,040 --> 00:52:15,359 Speaker 1: Like the way Viola Days character gets introduced, she's writing 948 00:52:15,400 --> 00:52:17,560 Speaker 1: the damn title of the show on a chalkboard. It's 949 00:52:17,640 --> 00:52:21,440 Speaker 1: like Shanda did not used to be this. Shanda used 950 00:52:21,480 --> 00:52:24,400 Speaker 1: to write like when Grays first started. Like the thing 951 00:52:24,480 --> 00:52:27,480 Speaker 1: that I loved about Grays was, oh, this is just perfect. 952 00:52:27,880 --> 00:52:31,680 Speaker 1: This is just Ali mcbeel. But surgeons where it's like sexy, 953 00:52:31,880 --> 00:52:35,920 Speaker 1: like little quips like not actually melodrama. And now any 954 00:52:36,000 --> 00:52:40,320 Speaker 1: Shonda Rhyme show, it's like like a meteor's hit the hospital. 955 00:52:40,360 --> 00:52:45,120 Speaker 1: It's like or whatever. It's like so like there too 956 00:52:45,880 --> 00:52:50,319 Speaker 1: quickly and exactly exactly as soon as Denny as soon 957 00:52:50,400 --> 00:52:52,279 Speaker 1: as Denny died and at the end of season two 958 00:52:52,280 --> 00:52:55,080 Speaker 1: of Grays, that's Shawanda like got it into her hat. 959 00:52:55,200 --> 00:52:56,920 Speaker 1: I don't know I'm speaking for her, but it's like 960 00:52:57,280 --> 00:52:58,480 Speaker 1: she got it in her head that this is what 961 00:52:58,560 --> 00:53:02,160 Speaker 1: the people want. They want like these in sane, unbelievable circumstances. 962 00:53:02,200 --> 00:53:03,879 Speaker 1: And I feel like I missed the old Shanda, which 963 00:53:03,920 --> 00:53:07,160 Speaker 1: was like grounded, funny, like charming. I don't know, see, 964 00:53:07,200 --> 00:53:09,920 Speaker 1: I feel like when Shonda would pop off is in 965 00:53:10,000 --> 00:53:13,279 Speaker 1: the dialogue and that's what I love. And the set 966 00:53:13,360 --> 00:53:15,640 Speaker 1: pc nature of the episodes now where it's it's like 967 00:53:16,040 --> 00:53:20,759 Speaker 1: there's a lion loosen. It's like, oh no, like you 968 00:53:20,840 --> 00:53:23,279 Speaker 1: know what I mean, Like I can't believe that that 969 00:53:23,480 --> 00:53:26,120 Speaker 1: we're here, you know. And also what really lost me 970 00:53:26,320 --> 00:53:28,600 Speaker 1: was when they did the shooting episode. But actually the 971 00:53:28,640 --> 00:53:31,120 Speaker 1: shooting episode had a great moment though, where remember when 972 00:53:31,160 --> 00:53:32,920 Speaker 1: the shooter like points the gun to April Kepner and 973 00:53:33,000 --> 00:53:34,600 Speaker 1: April's like, I have two brothers and I have my 974 00:53:34,680 --> 00:53:36,759 Speaker 1: my father is a farmer. But like a great moment 975 00:53:36,760 --> 00:53:38,359 Speaker 1: where she's like she just like starts to like spill 976 00:53:38,440 --> 00:53:40,879 Speaker 1: personal details and then the shooter like I mean, they're 977 00:53:41,040 --> 00:53:44,200 Speaker 1: they're still great moments of TV is what we call 978 00:53:44,480 --> 00:53:49,960 Speaker 1: trauma porn. Yes, irresponsible and bad. But don't you miss 979 00:53:50,040 --> 00:53:52,560 Speaker 1: the episodes of grays In like season two when the 980 00:53:52,719 --> 00:53:57,160 Speaker 1: whole the A story, the A story was Callie didn't 981 00:53:57,200 --> 00:54:00,279 Speaker 1: wash her hands in front of Meredith and Izzy and 982 00:54:00,400 --> 00:54:02,960 Speaker 1: that was the entire story and it was so funny, 983 00:54:03,760 --> 00:54:05,840 Speaker 1: small and like the end of the episode is like 984 00:54:06,040 --> 00:54:08,320 Speaker 1: Regina Spector song and George and Cally are talking to 985 00:54:08,320 --> 00:54:11,080 Speaker 1: each other and Kelly's like, you have just stoomed up 986 00:54:11,160 --> 00:54:15,080 Speaker 1: for me have to tell people I washed my hands, 987 00:54:15,160 --> 00:54:18,319 Speaker 1: like such such good writing. I don't know. I missed 988 00:54:18,440 --> 00:54:22,759 Speaker 1: you a little those those I wasn't a Grays you have. 989 00:54:22,960 --> 00:54:25,400 Speaker 1: You have a lot to catch up off because I 990 00:54:25,480 --> 00:54:28,800 Speaker 1: didn't even watch Survivor either, which now I'm like afraid 991 00:54:28,920 --> 00:54:30,880 Speaker 1: to get I'm afraid to get into it because I 992 00:54:31,040 --> 00:54:34,160 Speaker 1: know I know I will. You actually should fear getting 993 00:54:34,160 --> 00:54:36,440 Speaker 1: into it because because you won't turn back. And but 994 00:54:36,560 --> 00:54:38,400 Speaker 1: it is fucking great. You will love it. And as 995 00:54:38,480 --> 00:54:40,640 Speaker 1: someone who's competed on a reality show, I think you 996 00:54:40,640 --> 00:54:43,640 Speaker 1: will love it. And sure, and I feel like you 997 00:54:43,719 --> 00:54:46,680 Speaker 1: would love the first two seasons of Grades too. I'm 998 00:54:46,760 --> 00:54:48,920 Speaker 1: sure I would love Grays because I do. Like the 999 00:54:49,000 --> 00:54:51,680 Speaker 1: thing is is that really Shonda Rhymes is a genius, 1000 00:54:52,480 --> 00:54:54,520 Speaker 1: you know. I mean fully, we're here being like, wait, 1001 00:54:54,520 --> 00:54:57,279 Speaker 1: wish Shana would they better? It's like we will. I 1002 00:54:57,320 --> 00:55:01,120 Speaker 1: would cut off my half working penis to have an 1003 00:55:01,280 --> 00:55:04,879 Speaker 1: ounce of the talent that that is. That is I'm 1004 00:55:04,960 --> 00:55:07,759 Speaker 1: with you. I mean, hello, it can leave me. I 1005 00:55:07,800 --> 00:55:09,520 Speaker 1: don't need it. I don't need the top half if 1006 00:55:09,600 --> 00:55:12,239 Speaker 1: I can have full talent, because a full talent. But 1007 00:55:12,280 --> 00:55:15,200 Speaker 1: I think wait, didn't seek treatment to do a thing recently. 1008 00:55:15,480 --> 00:55:18,600 Speaker 1: Another podcast that Adam is on um didn't see treatment 1009 00:55:18,640 --> 00:55:21,120 Speaker 1: do something recently, where like Shonda Rymes is now Schilling 1010 00:55:21,280 --> 00:55:25,080 Speaker 1: is like in these pen commercials. Now, I'm sure she's 1011 00:55:25,120 --> 00:55:28,480 Speaker 1: suddenly on camera talent, but she's she's she's in these 1012 00:55:28,520 --> 00:55:31,080 Speaker 1: pen commercials being like like the marketing of scripts with 1013 00:55:31,120 --> 00:55:34,000 Speaker 1: like I I rely on this brand pen blah blah blah, 1014 00:55:34,000 --> 00:55:37,000 Speaker 1: and then truly like and assisted No. But here's this 1015 00:55:37,120 --> 00:55:38,520 Speaker 1: is the beautiful part. I think. I think this is 1016 00:55:38,560 --> 00:55:42,080 Speaker 1: what happens. Some assistant knocks on her door and goes, Shanda, 1017 00:55:42,320 --> 00:55:46,080 Speaker 1: they're expecting that pilot by seven, And then she looks 1018 00:55:46,120 --> 00:55:48,200 Speaker 1: at her pen and goes, that won't be a problem, 1019 00:55:48,400 --> 00:55:56,439 Speaker 1: and then that won't be because I have this pen 1020 00:55:56,560 --> 00:56:00,359 Speaker 1: and only this pen. It's as easy as having an 1021 00:56:00,360 --> 00:56:02,719 Speaker 1: amazing pilot is as easy as having that pen. And 1022 00:56:02,840 --> 00:56:05,440 Speaker 1: you're talking about a woman who already makes hundreds of 1023 00:56:05,520 --> 00:56:09,120 Speaker 1: millions of dollars. So it's like, what must the check 1024 00:56:09,239 --> 00:56:11,719 Speaker 1: have been? Like? Oh, you know, Big Pens has been 1025 00:56:12,120 --> 00:56:17,040 Speaker 1: fucking lining their pockets waiting for this moment. Yeah, what's 1026 00:56:17,080 --> 00:56:19,680 Speaker 1: your what's your dream endorsement? What's your dream or not? Yeah? 1027 00:56:19,719 --> 00:56:21,879 Speaker 1: Like what, you must have had some good ones. I've 1028 00:56:21,960 --> 00:56:24,640 Speaker 1: had some. I've had some good ones. Um fun. I 1029 00:56:24,719 --> 00:56:27,560 Speaker 1: did a commercial for Skittles once, which was very I 1030 00:56:27,760 --> 00:56:31,160 Speaker 1: love the skills commercial I really and obviously it came 1031 00:56:31,320 --> 00:56:35,319 Speaker 1: with many Skittles um which that was fantastic. I think 1032 00:56:35,360 --> 00:56:37,920 Speaker 1: Skittles is probably the most fun I've done, Like Little One, 1033 00:56:37,920 --> 00:56:41,560 Speaker 1: I always do think um as a true influencer, I 1034 00:56:41,600 --> 00:56:45,040 Speaker 1: would only work with the brand I know and love 1035 00:56:45,480 --> 00:56:47,920 Speaker 1: I can stand behind. Well, So I did this one 1036 00:56:48,000 --> 00:56:50,160 Speaker 1: thing I did. I did something with Nivia once and 1037 00:56:50,239 --> 00:56:54,920 Speaker 1: it was this like I did it with this football 1038 00:56:54,920 --> 00:56:58,560 Speaker 1: player Danny Amendola, who I love he always I think 1039 00:56:58,600 --> 00:57:00,960 Speaker 1: it's so funny because it's like he's he seems exactly 1040 00:57:01,040 --> 00:57:03,160 Speaker 1: like somebody who like wouldn't be friends with me, but 1041 00:57:03,239 --> 00:57:06,200 Speaker 1: he comments on all my Instagram posts. We're obsessed. We 1042 00:57:06,360 --> 00:57:12,120 Speaker 1: stand Danny am and Dolan and this. Yeah he's the hottest, 1043 00:57:12,160 --> 00:57:14,120 Speaker 1: absolutely one. Because you know, you want to say Tom 1044 00:57:14,160 --> 00:57:15,640 Speaker 1: Brady is hot, but then you stare at him too 1045 00:57:15,719 --> 00:57:23,640 Speaker 1: long and you're like, I'm not sure. Yeah, yeah, no, 1046 00:57:23,840 --> 00:57:26,080 Speaker 1: you know, do it. Next time you see him, you go, 1047 00:57:26,360 --> 00:57:28,280 Speaker 1: he's really hot, and then you look at him a 1048 00:57:28,320 --> 00:57:33,680 Speaker 1: little bit and you're like busted. He looks yeah, yeah, absolutely, 1049 00:57:34,120 --> 00:57:36,000 Speaker 1: I'm gonna get I'm actually going to be a big 1050 00:57:36,080 --> 00:57:38,720 Speaker 1: fat pass on that one. Pass on Tom Brady or 1051 00:57:38,720 --> 00:57:42,560 Speaker 1: pass on us, not tom Brady. I passed just as 1052 00:57:42,600 --> 00:57:47,200 Speaker 1: a person bad. Yes, yeah, we're not advocating for him. 1053 00:57:47,360 --> 00:57:50,360 Speaker 1: We've actually passed. Wait before before we take one more 1054 00:57:50,400 --> 00:57:51,680 Speaker 1: break and then do I don't think so, honey. I 1055 00:57:51,760 --> 00:57:54,880 Speaker 1: do want to ask quickly about Dancing with the Stars. Okay, 1056 00:57:55,240 --> 00:57:56,800 Speaker 1: were you ever in the position where you were like 1057 00:57:56,880 --> 00:58:00,720 Speaker 1: almost voted out? No, so you of like you sort 1058 00:58:00,720 --> 00:58:04,080 Speaker 1: of clear to the end. I did, and I yeah 1059 00:58:04,280 --> 00:58:07,880 Speaker 1: I did. It was really it was actually really hard. 1060 00:58:08,960 --> 00:58:11,840 Speaker 1: You still like we're exceptional the whole way through. That's amazing. 1061 00:58:11,960 --> 00:58:14,320 Speaker 1: Oh my god, thank you so much, because I remember 1062 00:58:14,320 --> 00:58:16,640 Speaker 1: I don't actually I didn't actually watch show, but I 1063 00:58:16,680 --> 00:58:18,960 Speaker 1: watched all clips, Like I'm the kind of person that 1064 00:58:19,000 --> 00:58:21,000 Speaker 1: watches the clips of the voice. I don't like watch, 1065 00:58:21,160 --> 00:58:23,479 Speaker 1: I'm a clip. Watch, I'm a clip. I'm a clip. 1066 00:58:23,480 --> 00:58:26,440 Speaker 1: Can't commit and that's can commit to a clip. But 1067 00:58:28,560 --> 00:58:33,000 Speaker 1: quimby Girls, which is also something we have to talk about. Well, 1068 00:58:33,040 --> 00:58:36,120 Speaker 1: we have you here, while we have you here, wait, okay, no, 1069 00:58:36,240 --> 00:58:37,840 Speaker 1: just really quickly tell us what the show is about. Okay. 1070 00:58:37,840 --> 00:58:40,600 Speaker 1: So it's it's this day and useless celebrity history. Yes, 1071 00:58:40,920 --> 00:58:46,000 Speaker 1: celebrity history. It's just called useless celebrity history basically. So 1072 00:58:46,120 --> 00:58:48,920 Speaker 1: we're on the we're on the Daily Essentials platform. The 1073 00:58:49,040 --> 00:58:52,000 Speaker 1: day the show comes out, will talk about something that 1074 00:58:52,080 --> 00:58:55,680 Speaker 1: happened on that day in useless celebrity history. So we 1075 00:58:55,840 --> 00:58:59,000 Speaker 1: talked about like met Galas stuff, we talked about you know, 1076 00:58:59,280 --> 00:59:02,080 Speaker 1: maybe like z Lohan having an album come out. It's 1077 00:59:02,480 --> 00:59:04,640 Speaker 1: it's really fun. So I'll do a bunch of straight 1078 00:59:04,680 --> 00:59:06,720 Speaker 1: to camera stuff and then there's a skit in the middle, 1079 00:59:06,960 --> 00:59:09,840 Speaker 1: and it's a lot of fun. I love that. That's 1080 00:59:09,840 --> 00:59:11,919 Speaker 1: such a good premise. And let me tell you something. 1081 00:59:11,960 --> 00:59:15,480 Speaker 1: It's a quick bite. All you need is six minutes. 1082 00:59:15,640 --> 00:59:17,880 Speaker 1: All you need is six So when is that? When 1083 00:59:18,000 --> 00:59:19,560 Speaker 1: is that coming out? Is that coming out this week? 1084 00:59:19,880 --> 00:59:23,640 Speaker 1: May fourth? Four? So yeah, so May fourth is, and 1085 00:59:23,720 --> 00:59:25,640 Speaker 1: then we'll do We're gonna do like a sneak peek, 1086 00:59:25,760 --> 00:59:28,440 Speaker 1: so we'll do the first ten episodes. We filmed a 1087 00:59:28,520 --> 00:59:30,360 Speaker 1: little bit here in my house just to kind of 1088 00:59:30,440 --> 00:59:33,760 Speaker 1: finish them up. But then we'll just um wait until 1089 00:59:33,800 --> 00:59:36,200 Speaker 1: we can get back into studio and and and continue 1090 00:59:36,200 --> 00:59:40,400 Speaker 1: shooting per We're looking forward to that, aren't we are? Monday? 1091 00:59:40,480 --> 00:59:44,880 Speaker 1: May fourth, honey? Alright, so we're going to take a 1092 00:59:45,160 --> 00:59:47,040 Speaker 1: short break and when we come back, we're going to 1093 00:59:47,200 --> 00:59:49,520 Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey, with the one, the Only Adam, 1094 00:59:51,520 --> 00:59:57,360 Speaker 1: and we're actually back, Yes, you're actually back. Yeah. One 1095 00:59:57,400 --> 00:59:58,960 Speaker 1: of my favorite things is to be back because when 1096 00:59:59,000 --> 01:00:04,680 Speaker 1: I'm gone, I don't trust myself and and people often 1097 01:00:04,720 --> 01:00:06,680 Speaker 1: miss me. But we're back for I don't think so, honey. 1098 01:00:06,720 --> 01:00:08,600 Speaker 1: Wouldn't you say bowen? I would say that, And but 1099 01:00:08,720 --> 01:00:10,200 Speaker 1: just really quickly, I just want to make sure Adam 1100 01:00:10,240 --> 01:00:12,360 Speaker 1: was quoting the cup song. Just now I just want 1101 01:00:12,400 --> 01:00:16,680 Speaker 1: to that iconic culture. I pulled a lyric from the 1102 01:00:16,720 --> 01:00:19,720 Speaker 1: Cup Song. Now. I think the Cup Song is due 1103 01:00:19,760 --> 01:00:22,040 Speaker 1: for a comeback. And I'm not even really being ironic 1104 01:00:22,120 --> 01:00:24,320 Speaker 1: about this. I feel like the Cup Song came and went. 1105 01:00:24,440 --> 01:00:26,640 Speaker 1: I mean, it did not deserve to let it go. 1106 01:00:26,920 --> 01:00:29,680 Speaker 1: Shelf life, Um, it did not quite have that. I 1107 01:00:29,720 --> 01:00:31,880 Speaker 1: feel like Cup Song was was was popping that one 1108 01:00:31,960 --> 01:00:33,760 Speaker 1: summer and then it just disappeared. I feel like cup 1109 01:00:33,840 --> 01:00:35,720 Speaker 1: songs should come back. A lot of a lot of 1110 01:00:35,960 --> 01:00:39,040 Speaker 1: memorable entry points and Cup Song I I support it. 1111 01:00:39,440 --> 01:00:41,720 Speaker 1: What do you think, Matt Well? I have to say 1112 01:00:41,840 --> 01:00:44,640 Speaker 1: that as a Quimby girl, I have to publicly support 1113 01:00:44,760 --> 01:00:48,680 Speaker 1: Missanna because even though Missanna Kendrick and I have had 1114 01:00:48,720 --> 01:00:52,160 Speaker 1: our differences in the past, our differences mostly being I 1115 01:00:52,360 --> 01:00:55,320 Speaker 1: share a generally sentiment that the title of her autobiography 1116 01:00:55,400 --> 01:00:58,720 Speaker 1: is Scrappy Little Nobody, and that is not good. But 1117 01:00:58,840 --> 01:01:01,840 Speaker 1: she's a Quimby girl with like I support my Quimby 1118 01:01:01,880 --> 01:01:04,200 Speaker 1: sister and her show about having a friendship with a 1119 01:01:04,240 --> 01:01:06,200 Speaker 1: sex doll, and I think that everyone should go ahead 1120 01:01:06,200 --> 01:01:08,120 Speaker 1: and check them out. I also don't think she was 1121 01:01:08,200 --> 01:01:12,200 Speaker 1: a stunning Cinderella and into the Woods. I love turn 1122 01:01:12,280 --> 01:01:14,840 Speaker 1: into the Woods. I lived for her and into the Woods. 1123 01:01:15,120 --> 01:01:18,040 Speaker 1: And let me tell you, I was kind of like, so, 1124 01:01:18,240 --> 01:01:20,960 Speaker 1: I'm kind of like similar with with Anna Kendrick that 1125 01:01:21,000 --> 01:01:23,120 Speaker 1: I am with Bryce Dallas Howard. Every time I see 1126 01:01:23,160 --> 01:01:26,040 Speaker 1: that Anna Kendrick is casting something, I'm like, okay, like 1127 01:01:26,120 --> 01:01:28,680 Speaker 1: I'm with Bryce. Stylis Ademore was like okay, And then 1128 01:01:28,960 --> 01:01:31,760 Speaker 1: I watch it and I'm like, yeah, that was good. 1129 01:01:32,320 --> 01:01:36,480 Speaker 1: That pulled through in the end. Bryce Stallas Howard gets 1130 01:01:36,520 --> 01:01:38,640 Speaker 1: you with the choices, and Anna Kendrick, I feel, gets 1131 01:01:38,680 --> 01:01:41,760 Speaker 1: you with the proficiency. But but then Ana Kendrick will 1132 01:01:41,840 --> 01:01:48,080 Speaker 1: hit you with them belted, a belted final note of 1133 01:01:48,120 --> 01:01:49,840 Speaker 1: on the steps of the Palace, and we have to 1134 01:01:49,920 --> 01:01:54,480 Speaker 1: stand that and respect that one. We have to. I'm 1135 01:01:54,480 --> 01:01:57,880 Speaker 1: gonna have to stand and Happy birthday, Steve, and we 1136 01:01:57,960 --> 01:01:59,240 Speaker 1: know you're out there. I just want to say happy 1137 01:01:59,280 --> 01:02:02,320 Speaker 1: birthday you from listening Steve, thank you for listening to you. 1138 01:02:02,840 --> 01:02:05,040 Speaker 1: Of course, Steven Sondheim is one of our biggest fans 1139 01:02:05,080 --> 01:02:08,240 Speaker 1: of Last Cultures, but he's written us many handwritten letters 1140 01:02:08,320 --> 01:02:13,200 Speaker 1: with actual He sometimes has critiques, but we are accept 1141 01:02:13,280 --> 01:02:15,800 Speaker 1: them and we say thank you. Stephen. Happy ninety of Steve. 1142 01:02:16,640 --> 01:02:18,880 Speaker 1: We really enjoyed the program celebrating your birthday. I hope 1143 01:02:18,880 --> 01:02:22,360 Speaker 1: you're well today, kiss um, but I haven't. I don't 1144 01:02:22,360 --> 01:02:24,480 Speaker 1: think so, honey. If if you don't mind, Bowen, I 1145 01:02:24,720 --> 01:02:27,400 Speaker 1: don't mind, and I am would be happy to time 1146 01:02:27,440 --> 01:02:30,120 Speaker 1: yours one second alright, So I don't think so, honey. 1147 01:02:30,120 --> 01:02:33,240 Speaker 1: For everyone listening at home is our sixty second segment 1148 01:02:33,360 --> 01:02:35,920 Speaker 1: that we do. We rail against something in culture that 1149 01:02:36,040 --> 01:02:38,200 Speaker 1: we just don't like. And also, you know, you guys 1150 01:02:38,280 --> 01:02:40,439 Speaker 1: might be wondering, like when will be we be able 1151 01:02:40,440 --> 01:02:42,240 Speaker 1: to do a live I don't think so, honey, show again. 1152 01:02:42,680 --> 01:02:44,560 Speaker 1: We were supposed to do them for New York Pride, 1153 01:02:44,680 --> 01:02:47,360 Speaker 1: but look, guys, Pride is canceled in New York this year. 1154 01:02:47,680 --> 01:02:49,600 Speaker 1: The second we can go out and do live shows again. 1155 01:02:49,680 --> 01:02:51,360 Speaker 1: You know, that's the very first thing we're gonna want 1156 01:02:51,360 --> 01:02:53,360 Speaker 1: to do. It really feels like such a moment in 1157 01:02:53,440 --> 01:02:56,640 Speaker 1: time now. Those shows, don't they I know I missed 1158 01:02:56,640 --> 01:02:58,280 Speaker 1: them very much. But we'll do We'll do more. We'll 1159 01:02:58,280 --> 01:03:00,840 Speaker 1: do more. We'll have to have Adam or pond on. Yes. 1160 01:03:02,320 --> 01:03:07,720 Speaker 1: If if she's okay, man, what do you think, bo 1161 01:03:08,360 --> 01:03:09,960 Speaker 1: I think I think it's time to go. I think 1162 01:03:10,000 --> 01:03:11,960 Speaker 1: it's time to do it. Okay, here we go. This 1163 01:03:12,080 --> 01:03:13,800 Speaker 1: is Matt Rodgers. I don't think so honey. As time 1164 01:03:13,840 --> 01:03:17,480 Speaker 1: starts now, I don't think so honey. Almond milk, you're 1165 01:03:17,520 --> 01:03:20,680 Speaker 1: not milk. First of all. You don't taste like milk, 1166 01:03:20,880 --> 01:03:23,560 Speaker 1: and you're a nut and actually come from nuts. One 1167 01:03:23,600 --> 01:03:25,920 Speaker 1: thing I know about milk for sure is you come 1168 01:03:26,000 --> 01:03:28,880 Speaker 1: from a cow. I'm sorry, and I apologize to everyone 1169 01:03:28,920 --> 01:03:31,080 Speaker 1: who's gonna be sensitive about this. But I grew up 1170 01:03:31,080 --> 01:03:33,960 Speaker 1: in the house, so we drank two percent milk snowflakes. 1171 01:03:34,600 --> 01:03:37,080 Speaker 1: Put that in my cereal and filled it to the top. 1172 01:03:37,440 --> 01:03:40,880 Speaker 1: And I would have two kinds of cereal daily, Raisin 1173 01:03:40,960 --> 01:03:45,520 Speaker 1: brand and Honey nut Cheer. I would put two things 1174 01:03:45,600 --> 01:03:49,480 Speaker 1: in it, raisins, strawberries. Oh wait, no, I put a 1175 01:03:49,560 --> 01:03:52,200 Speaker 1: third thing in it, two percent milk. Why because it's milk. 1176 01:03:52,600 --> 01:03:55,920 Speaker 1: I'm in milk. Your expiration dates are confusing to me. 1177 01:03:56,360 --> 01:03:59,000 Speaker 1: How can you be milk and stay for two months? 1178 01:03:59,760 --> 01:04:02,440 Speaker 1: I understand this. And if it's not staying and I'm 1179 01:04:02,640 --> 01:04:05,520 Speaker 1: drinking old almond milk, someone needs to tell me. Because 1180 01:04:05,520 --> 01:04:08,400 Speaker 1: it's not clear on the box, it's not clear in life. 1181 01:04:08,800 --> 01:04:11,440 Speaker 1: These almond milk. Almonds aren't even my favorite nuts. My 1182 01:04:11,520 --> 01:04:18,760 Speaker 1: favorite nuts are peanuts because I'm what normal, that's one minute. Wow, 1183 01:04:18,880 --> 01:04:22,160 Speaker 1: we're really making some political statements here. And here's the thing. 1184 01:04:22,720 --> 01:04:24,919 Speaker 1: I have to go whenever I go into a coffee shop, 1185 01:04:24,960 --> 01:04:26,520 Speaker 1: I feel I'm gonna be judged if I want to 1186 01:04:26,600 --> 01:04:30,640 Speaker 1: drink regular milk because these girls in l A. It's taboo. 1187 01:04:32,120 --> 01:04:34,760 Speaker 1: You're being very dairy normative, You're being very peanut normative. 1188 01:04:34,800 --> 01:04:37,000 Speaker 1: I have to say, and um, and you called and 1189 01:04:37,040 --> 01:04:40,720 Speaker 1: you and you employed a um, right wing sort of 1190 01:04:41,240 --> 01:04:44,240 Speaker 1: slur there by calling your people's snowflakes. I think what 1191 01:04:44,360 --> 01:04:46,600 Speaker 1: I did there was I employed a right wing slur 1192 01:04:47,560 --> 01:04:53,080 Speaker 1: and that was someone's employed and that was with full intention. 1193 01:04:54,240 --> 01:04:59,200 Speaker 1: And I'm really ready for Reddit, so truly made of filth. 1194 01:04:59,600 --> 01:05:01,720 Speaker 1: And this is all across all reds the last click. 1195 01:05:01,800 --> 01:05:04,640 Speaker 1: We actually don't have a Reddit, But any anyone that 1196 01:05:04,680 --> 01:05:07,120 Speaker 1: wants to come for me about this thing, please, And yes, 1197 01:05:07,160 --> 01:05:09,200 Speaker 1: I will continue to drink almond milk in an effort 1198 01:05:09,520 --> 01:05:11,600 Speaker 1: to not have as much dairy, but I'm not happy 1199 01:05:11,640 --> 01:05:17,200 Speaker 1: about it. Nothing tastes the same, don't don't you dare try? 1200 01:05:17,480 --> 01:05:20,800 Speaker 1: Like the old saying goes nothing tastes as good as 1201 01:05:20,920 --> 01:05:25,720 Speaker 1: milk tastes. I think yeah. Kate said that. Kate Moss 1202 01:05:25,720 --> 01:05:31,720 Speaker 1: said that, Okay, now what happens after I do my 1203 01:05:31,800 --> 01:05:33,800 Speaker 1: I don't think so, Honey, is bow and Yang. It's 1204 01:05:33,840 --> 01:05:37,200 Speaker 1: customed for him to do his and that's the culture 1205 01:05:37,240 --> 01:05:39,800 Speaker 1: of this podcast and it has its own culture. And 1206 01:05:39,920 --> 01:05:41,720 Speaker 1: so now I would say it is time for Bowen 1207 01:05:41,800 --> 01:05:45,640 Speaker 1: Yang's I don't think so start that time now. I 1208 01:05:45,680 --> 01:05:50,120 Speaker 1: don't think so, honey. Heterosexual people's close friends on Instagram, 1209 01:05:50,680 --> 01:05:54,920 Speaker 1: their close friends stories are not salacious. Whether it's like, 1210 01:05:55,240 --> 01:05:57,760 Speaker 1: you're not showing me nudes and you're not talking ship, 1211 01:05:57,880 --> 01:05:59,960 Speaker 1: so then why the hell are you posting a picture 1212 01:06:00,040 --> 01:06:02,400 Speaker 1: or of your zucchini bread for me to see? It's 1213 01:06:02,440 --> 01:06:05,600 Speaker 1: not you're you're you're drawing me in. You're coaxing me 1214 01:06:05,720 --> 01:06:07,680 Speaker 1: to see some content that I think might be cool 1215 01:06:07,760 --> 01:06:10,360 Speaker 1: and might be edgy and fun and feel personal to me. 1216 01:06:10,440 --> 01:06:13,480 Speaker 1: And and then and then I go, wait, why why 1217 01:06:13,600 --> 01:06:16,680 Speaker 1: am I even on this? Close friends earned this and 1218 01:06:17,080 --> 01:06:21,439 Speaker 1: you have not earned the the platform for close friends? 1219 01:06:21,480 --> 01:06:24,400 Speaker 1: Does that make sense? Like it's all in bad faith 1220 01:06:24,520 --> 01:06:28,720 Speaker 1: on both sides. I don't trust straight people anymore than 1221 01:06:28,760 --> 01:06:31,640 Speaker 1: I used to before Close Friends picture. So I don't 1222 01:06:31,640 --> 01:06:33,000 Speaker 1: know there's a lot of good will to be made 1223 01:06:33,080 --> 01:06:38,600 Speaker 1: up straight people, especially since, um, you know, especially since 1224 01:06:38,720 --> 01:06:41,320 Speaker 1: now that we're all in this five crisis. I don't 1225 01:06:41,360 --> 01:06:43,800 Speaker 1: have WiFi anymore. I'm only relying on five G. That's 1226 01:06:43,800 --> 01:06:46,280 Speaker 1: the real five G conspiracy that's happening in America right now. 1227 01:06:46,600 --> 01:06:48,320 Speaker 1: That might have something to do with Corona. Who knows 1228 01:06:48,360 --> 01:06:51,040 Speaker 1: where the jury still out? And that's that's That's one 1229 01:06:51,120 --> 01:06:54,000 Speaker 1: minute and quite a conspiracy theory there. That was a 1230 01:06:54,120 --> 01:06:57,160 Speaker 1: master class. It was really really good. And I actually 1231 01:06:57,240 --> 01:07:00,320 Speaker 1: have to say Bow and Yang has informed me that 1232 01:07:00,480 --> 01:07:03,880 Speaker 1: he is on the Close Friends of a heterosexual star, 1233 01:07:05,120 --> 01:07:07,400 Speaker 1: and I was very excited to find out that he 1234 01:07:07,480 --> 01:07:11,920 Speaker 1: was included on the heterosexual stars Close Friends. It was 1235 01:07:12,040 --> 01:07:15,000 Speaker 1: very exciting. And it's a hot heterosexual star and we'll 1236 01:07:15,000 --> 01:07:20,000 Speaker 1: tell you afterwards who it is, Adam but Mary nude, 1237 01:07:20,200 --> 01:07:23,600 Speaker 1: not even a shirtless pick just just just you know. 1238 01:07:24,480 --> 01:07:27,200 Speaker 1: I'm too afraid to use Close Friends on and I 1239 01:07:27,280 --> 01:07:28,920 Speaker 1: don't have a fins to and I feel like I'm 1240 01:07:28,960 --> 01:07:32,960 Speaker 1: really missing out on both. I recommend the finsta. What 1241 01:07:33,040 --> 01:07:37,960 Speaker 1: do you put on it? I think you talk about 1242 01:07:38,000 --> 01:07:40,800 Speaker 1: people your screen grab your screen cabit text you got 1243 01:07:40,880 --> 01:07:44,200 Speaker 1: from someone, You're like, what the funk are they talking about? Okay, 1244 01:07:44,960 --> 01:07:48,000 Speaker 1: it's a Reddit threat basically, It's essentially it's a Reddit 1245 01:07:48,040 --> 01:07:52,240 Speaker 1: friend for sex or seven or your closest friends. Honestly, 1246 01:07:52,480 --> 01:07:55,200 Speaker 1: the whole, the whole close friends thing is something I'm 1247 01:07:55,240 --> 01:07:57,760 Speaker 1: still navigating because as I get more and more sort 1248 01:07:57,800 --> 01:08:00,720 Speaker 1: of like stir crazy and co are I do? I 1249 01:08:00,800 --> 01:08:03,320 Speaker 1: did find myself being a slut on close friends the 1250 01:08:03,400 --> 01:08:07,080 Speaker 1: other day. I love it and look, it's beautiful. You 1251 01:08:07,240 --> 01:08:09,960 Speaker 1: gotta get your kicks because I've never because let me 1252 01:08:10,000 --> 01:08:12,080 Speaker 1: tell you something, I don't know about you guys. Well 1253 01:08:12,120 --> 01:08:14,040 Speaker 1: I know about you Bowen, but I'm never being a 1254 01:08:14,120 --> 01:08:17,200 Speaker 1: whore on Maine. I'm never getting slutty on Maine. It's 1255 01:08:17,200 --> 01:08:20,160 Speaker 1: just not gonna happen. I've gotten slutty on Maine. It's fine. 1256 01:08:20,560 --> 01:08:22,920 Speaker 1: I've gotten a little slutty on Maine. Sometimes my boyfriend 1257 01:08:22,960 --> 01:08:25,720 Speaker 1: tells me I don't post enough like shirtless pictures, and 1258 01:08:25,800 --> 01:08:29,960 Speaker 1: I'm like, okay, wants to He's encouraging it. Yes, he 1259 01:08:30,120 --> 01:08:32,280 Speaker 1: is encouraging it because he knows that's what the people 1260 01:08:32,360 --> 01:08:34,559 Speaker 1: respond to. Like whenever you post the thirst trap of yourself. 1261 01:08:34,640 --> 01:08:38,120 Speaker 1: It's sad but true. That is what gets the like, Yes, absolutely, 1262 01:08:38,240 --> 01:08:40,280 Speaker 1: and like I'll be posting like clips of game show. 1263 01:08:40,320 --> 01:08:42,719 Speaker 1: I'll be posting like pictures of the set and everything, 1264 01:08:42,760 --> 01:08:45,280 Speaker 1: and it's like ninety likes. Yeah. I mean I could 1265 01:08:45,280 --> 01:08:47,360 Speaker 1: have a picture of a newborn fucking baby on my 1266 01:08:47,439 --> 01:08:52,799 Speaker 1: thing and they're like show tain't. Yeah, it's dad's, dad's 1267 01:08:56,960 --> 01:09:01,639 Speaker 1: It's crazy exactly. Yeah. The culture, the culture, spending out 1268 01:09:01,640 --> 01:09:08,280 Speaker 1: of control culture, it's time for I'm actually truly nervous, 1269 01:09:08,400 --> 01:09:12,120 Speaker 1: but I'll think I have an idea great this is 1270 01:09:12,720 --> 01:09:14,960 Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey. As time starts now, I 1271 01:09:15,040 --> 01:09:18,760 Speaker 1: don't think so, honey. The container store dot Com, oh bitch, 1272 01:09:19,040 --> 01:09:22,240 Speaker 1: I've been on you all fucking day for about forty 1273 01:09:22,320 --> 01:09:24,680 Speaker 1: five days now, and you know what, You're filled with 1274 01:09:24,840 --> 01:09:29,720 Speaker 1: b p A fucking bullshit, wow, fucking plastic shit all 1275 01:09:29,760 --> 01:09:31,360 Speaker 1: over the place. And you know what, you fucking I 1276 01:09:31,520 --> 01:09:34,360 Speaker 1: drank the kool a bitch because I wanted all fucking 1277 01:09:34,680 --> 01:09:37,080 Speaker 1: in my house right now. You make me feel like 1278 01:09:37,160 --> 01:09:39,960 Speaker 1: I'm an unorganized slut, and then I need to have 1279 01:09:40,120 --> 01:09:44,559 Speaker 1: a fucking drawers and organizers fucking everywhere in my entire house. 1280 01:09:45,240 --> 01:09:47,800 Speaker 1: If I have to look at another fucking you know what, 1281 01:09:48,200 --> 01:09:52,799 Speaker 1: lazy Susan, get a job, bitch. I'm so fucking tired 1282 01:09:53,040 --> 01:09:55,719 Speaker 1: of looking at your damn clips that are fifteen dollars. 1283 01:09:55,960 --> 01:09:59,840 Speaker 1: That's not affordable, you know what? Fuck you the containers 1284 01:09:59,840 --> 01:10:03,080 Speaker 1: to or dot com. It takes fourteen days to get 1285 01:10:03,120 --> 01:10:05,160 Speaker 1: something shipped to me. Now. I know we live in 1286 01:10:05,240 --> 01:10:09,120 Speaker 1: a crisis, but I want my fucking organizers here and 1287 01:10:09,240 --> 01:10:12,200 Speaker 1: I want to that's enough out of you, get me 1288 01:10:12,280 --> 01:10:17,560 Speaker 1: my ship immediately, by bitch. That's the container story. I 1289 01:10:17,680 --> 01:10:19,320 Speaker 1: just I got an alert on my phone that they're 1290 01:10:19,400 --> 01:10:23,360 Speaker 1: out of business. Out of business, and beautiful use of 1291 01:10:23,479 --> 01:10:28,120 Speaker 1: the phrase that's enough out of you, that's enough. I 1292 01:10:28,200 --> 01:10:31,280 Speaker 1: think it a few times even I think, well, that's 1293 01:10:31,320 --> 01:10:33,559 Speaker 1: how you know. It's something that lives inside your heart. 1294 01:10:34,439 --> 01:10:36,160 Speaker 1: That's how you know it's that that's something that you 1295 01:10:36,240 --> 01:10:39,479 Speaker 1: should be saying, honestly in the dark place when you're 1296 01:10:39,520 --> 01:10:43,040 Speaker 1: measuring out how many different sized lazy Susan's can fit 1297 01:10:43,600 --> 01:10:49,639 Speaker 1: in one cupboard. Look, what is a lazy Susan Susan? 1298 01:10:50,040 --> 01:10:52,280 Speaker 1: Lazy Susan's are the things that you put on the 1299 01:10:52,360 --> 01:10:54,880 Speaker 1: counter that spin like Okay, that's what I thought that's 1300 01:10:54,880 --> 01:10:56,680 Speaker 1: what I thought. But but you guys are putting them 1301 01:10:56,720 --> 01:10:59,320 Speaker 1: in your in your shelves. You can put them in 1302 01:10:59,360 --> 01:11:02,320 Speaker 1: your shelving in it's really cool. Yeah, it's gorgeous. It's 1303 01:11:02,360 --> 01:11:05,280 Speaker 1: actually stunning. You know. A lazy Susan. This is just 1304 01:11:05,400 --> 01:11:08,160 Speaker 1: a gift, a gift of some knowledge to all the readers. 1305 01:11:08,200 --> 01:11:11,560 Speaker 1: And it's a tip. Really, a lazy Susan is a 1306 01:11:11,760 --> 01:11:17,240 Speaker 1: wonderful housewarming gift and it's a it's a great gift really. 1307 01:11:17,360 --> 01:11:19,360 Speaker 1: I mean, if you have any idea what the sort 1308 01:11:19,400 --> 01:11:21,200 Speaker 1: of aesthetic of a friend's houses and you need to 1309 01:11:21,240 --> 01:11:23,680 Speaker 1: get them something, a lazy Susan is something that no 1310 01:11:23,760 --> 01:11:27,679 Speaker 1: one else would think of, and it's useful and they 1311 01:11:27,920 --> 01:11:32,800 Speaker 1: and and then it gets displayed sometimes. I'm gonna paint 1312 01:11:32,800 --> 01:11:35,040 Speaker 1: a picture for you really quick. Think of all the 1313 01:11:35,680 --> 01:11:38,920 Speaker 1: cleaning supplies underneath your sink. It's a disaster down there. 1314 01:11:39,000 --> 01:11:45,679 Speaker 1: It's a rat's nest. Put down a lazy Susan. And yeah, 1315 01:11:45,840 --> 01:11:47,760 Speaker 1: and you can get those bottles in the back, that 1316 01:11:47,960 --> 01:11:50,320 Speaker 1: wasp killer that you have for every once a year 1317 01:11:50,360 --> 01:11:52,639 Speaker 1: when they make a nest on your patio out here. 1318 01:11:53,120 --> 01:11:55,960 Speaker 1: This is very l a culture. Okay, Yes, and I 1319 01:11:56,080 --> 01:11:58,519 Speaker 1: bet you. You'll use more of your products that way too, 1320 01:11:58,560 --> 01:12:00,120 Speaker 1: because you won't be like, well I have to reach 1321 01:12:00,160 --> 01:12:03,520 Speaker 1: all the way back there and kind simply have an inventory. Absolutely, 1322 01:12:04,680 --> 01:12:06,960 Speaker 1: Another way you can use a lazy Susan, which is 1323 01:12:07,000 --> 01:12:09,040 Speaker 1: how I bought Greta a lazy Susan. I about Greta 1324 01:12:09,040 --> 01:12:11,160 Speaker 1: and A one and they use it to put their 1325 01:12:11,240 --> 01:12:14,439 Speaker 1: breakfast condiments out on the table and they spin. It's 1326 01:12:14,479 --> 01:12:16,920 Speaker 1: a great brunch thing. If you're having people, or if 1327 01:12:16,960 --> 01:12:18,880 Speaker 1: you're going somewhere for a brunch like a picnic, bringing 1328 01:12:18,880 --> 01:12:22,479 Speaker 1: the lazy Susan out, you can do that. Um, the 1329 01:12:22,560 --> 01:12:25,120 Speaker 1: lazies Susan. You know, she's not too heavy. You know, 1330 01:12:25,280 --> 01:12:27,280 Speaker 1: she's a beautiful girl. So that ship comes in all 1331 01:12:27,320 --> 01:12:29,479 Speaker 1: to her. And kinds of colors. I have one that's marble, 1332 01:12:29,560 --> 01:12:36,560 Speaker 1: which wouldn't you know it matches my countertops. Again, but 1333 01:12:36,760 --> 01:12:39,599 Speaker 1: we we we cannot make the children forget that. Um 1334 01:12:40,000 --> 01:12:45,479 Speaker 1: container store is busted and they sell VP a nonsense. Absolutely, yeah, 1335 01:12:45,640 --> 01:12:48,160 Speaker 1: you are. You're gonna get sick. You're gonna get sick. 1336 01:12:48,360 --> 01:12:53,200 Speaker 1: You're actually gonna get sick. You're actually gonna get sick. Now, 1337 01:12:53,280 --> 01:12:55,240 Speaker 1: I want to say something about this episode. I didn't 1338 01:12:55,240 --> 01:12:59,599 Speaker 1: get sick and much more well. I actually feel better now, 1339 01:13:00,040 --> 01:13:03,360 Speaker 1: m I did too. I bet people will not believe 1340 01:13:03,479 --> 01:13:06,120 Speaker 1: that this is the first well hashtag I mean quote 1341 01:13:06,160 --> 01:13:08,360 Speaker 1: unquote met, but this is the first time we have met. 1342 01:13:08,680 --> 01:13:12,479 Speaker 1: I know, I know, but I mean, I love you guys, 1343 01:13:12,760 --> 01:13:15,120 Speaker 1: so I think you're both so funny in your own 1344 01:13:15,240 --> 01:13:18,479 Speaker 1: right and I love you both so much on this podcast. 1345 01:13:18,520 --> 01:13:21,240 Speaker 1: So I'm a huge fan. I mean, we are a 1346 01:13:21,400 --> 01:13:24,000 Speaker 1: huge fan of you. An American icon, an American hero 1347 01:13:24,120 --> 01:13:26,479 Speaker 1: and American icon, a queer icon, queer hero. We love 1348 01:13:26,520 --> 01:13:29,080 Speaker 1: you so much. You said it, And can you believe 1349 01:13:29,120 --> 01:13:32,000 Speaker 1: we didn't even touch on that damn Mike Pence, and 1350 01:13:32,160 --> 01:13:35,479 Speaker 1: you know he he doesn't deserve it. We didn't. We 1351 01:13:35,760 --> 01:13:39,559 Speaker 1: didn't touch on mr. And she does deserve it. She does, Yes, 1352 01:13:39,640 --> 01:13:44,439 Speaker 1: absolutely she does. She does deserve it. Um what Pence 1353 01:13:44,520 --> 01:13:47,920 Speaker 1: is just a he's just so much He's just doesn't 1354 01:13:48,000 --> 01:13:49,280 Speaker 1: Does it feel good to be able to just say 1355 01:13:49,360 --> 01:13:51,200 Speaker 1: he's so fucking dumb now and not be like, Yes, 1356 01:13:51,320 --> 01:13:54,080 Speaker 1: I guess I would be open to a conversation with YEA, 1357 01:13:54,320 --> 01:13:57,040 Speaker 1: it's so good. It does feel so good. I mean, 1358 01:13:57,120 --> 01:13:59,439 Speaker 1: it feels so good not to like have Megan McCain 1359 01:13:59,640 --> 01:14:01,240 Speaker 1: to tell you that, like, you should be doing something 1360 01:14:01,320 --> 01:14:03,479 Speaker 1: different and not to get fucking heckled by the fucking 1361 01:14:03,560 --> 01:14:09,000 Speaker 1: Trump family. How do how does he not have How 1362 01:14:09,080 --> 01:14:11,200 Speaker 1: has he not been infected? I don't understand. He's like 1363 01:14:11,520 --> 01:14:14,800 Speaker 1: teaching everything, He's around everyone. He is not careful. It's 1364 01:14:14,880 --> 01:14:16,760 Speaker 1: just one of those cruel twists of fate where of 1365 01:14:16,840 --> 01:14:20,120 Speaker 1: course that person who like is like defiant and encouraging 1366 01:14:20,160 --> 01:14:23,160 Speaker 1: defiance is not gonna reap any like he is Teflon. 1367 01:14:23,280 --> 01:14:27,160 Speaker 1: It is so annoying to watch. But the thing about 1368 01:14:27,160 --> 01:14:29,120 Speaker 1: Reese Witherspoon I just want to say is she is, 1369 01:14:29,280 --> 01:14:32,439 Speaker 1: first and foremost not an Academy Award winner, first and 1370 01:14:32,520 --> 01:14:34,760 Speaker 1: foremost not even a mother, not even a wife, not 1371 01:14:34,920 --> 01:14:38,639 Speaker 1: even a producer. She's first and foremost a quimby girl. 1372 01:14:39,840 --> 01:14:43,439 Speaker 1: And she has a show, Fierce Queens, where you can 1373 01:14:43,520 --> 01:14:48,360 Speaker 1: watch Reese Witherspoon narrate an ant colony and how the 1374 01:14:48,439 --> 01:14:52,400 Speaker 1: women ripped the men to shreds Now. Favorite part of 1375 01:14:52,520 --> 01:14:55,560 Speaker 1: those episodes are when she she does the whole narration 1376 01:14:55,680 --> 01:14:57,760 Speaker 1: and it's beautiful, and then she goes back and they're like, 1377 01:14:58,120 --> 01:15:02,640 Speaker 1: and she and the aunt then is queen again and 1378 01:15:02,680 --> 01:15:06,879 Speaker 1: then they go back to students. She goes, wow, that's crazy. 1379 01:15:07,439 --> 01:15:10,280 Speaker 1: Yeah she is. I love the way she interested. She goes, hey, hey, 1380 01:15:10,320 --> 01:15:14,120 Speaker 1: you guys, so today we're gonna literally watch an amazing video. 1381 01:15:14,720 --> 01:15:17,800 Speaker 1: She she is so like I love her, Like she 1382 01:15:17,960 --> 01:15:20,519 Speaker 1: was doing alive, like the day of the Quimby Lunch, 1383 01:15:20,560 --> 01:15:21,960 Speaker 1: she was doing Alive and she was like having all 1384 01:15:22,000 --> 01:15:23,679 Speaker 1: these conversation and people who were going to have quickly 1385 01:15:23,760 --> 01:15:28,320 Speaker 1: shows and she's like, you guys, right now it's going 1386 01:15:28,400 --> 01:15:31,640 Speaker 1: to be such an amazing day because we're having my 1387 01:15:32,360 --> 01:15:35,200 Speaker 1: one of my best friends, Lena Wait. And I was like, 1388 01:15:35,320 --> 01:15:37,479 Speaker 1: you are not best friend to everyone in Hollywood, but 1389 01:15:37,560 --> 01:15:41,000 Speaker 1: she has suddenly become that Hollywood girl who is best 1390 01:15:41,040 --> 01:15:43,880 Speaker 1: friend with everyone. Like honestly, you can see her becoming 1391 01:15:43,920 --> 01:15:48,240 Speaker 1: an Oprah. She she's like a connector. She and she's 1392 01:15:48,280 --> 01:15:52,280 Speaker 1: so like, has she ever been on SNL when you 1393 01:15:52,640 --> 01:15:58,360 Speaker 1: know she hasn't she she was, she was She hosted 1394 01:15:58,479 --> 01:16:01,840 Speaker 1: when Sudy Sudi Sudi was hired as a Writer of 1395 01:16:01,880 --> 01:16:03,599 Speaker 1: the Year, I think after she hosted and she had 1396 01:16:03,600 --> 01:16:05,439 Speaker 1: sent them all like gifts and stuff. And she's like, 1397 01:16:05,479 --> 01:16:08,080 Speaker 1: of course iconic in SNL because she hosted the episode 1398 01:16:08,120 --> 01:16:12,040 Speaker 1: Back from Mine. I love it. Yeah, she's an thank 1399 01:16:12,080 --> 01:16:15,719 Speaker 1: you you know I met I met her one time 1400 01:16:16,360 --> 01:16:20,800 Speaker 1: and we met on the some talk show and um 1401 01:16:21,240 --> 01:16:23,760 Speaker 1: she was there because it was in New York. So 1402 01:16:23,880 --> 01:16:26,360 Speaker 1: she was there doing press for like, what's that movie 1403 01:16:26,439 --> 01:16:28,719 Speaker 1: the House with the Walls and the clock is inside 1404 01:16:28,720 --> 01:16:34,280 Speaker 1: the walls? Yes, Home Home again the clock thank you? 1405 01:16:34,439 --> 01:16:36,479 Speaker 1: Was she in that I don't know, lying the Witch 1406 01:16:36,520 --> 01:16:43,400 Speaker 1: in the wardrobe? There's a clock there? Oh no, no, no, 1407 01:16:43,520 --> 01:16:49,439 Speaker 1: she was in Wrinkland Time thank You. So she was 1408 01:16:49,479 --> 01:16:52,840 Speaker 1: doing Wrinkland Time press and um, I mean she was 1409 01:16:52,920 --> 01:16:57,360 Speaker 1: just like really just cheering me on during the Olympics. 1410 01:16:57,439 --> 01:16:59,840 Speaker 1: So she was So we got to meet and she 1411 01:17:00,120 --> 01:17:02,080 Speaker 1: she's like, I really have to go. And my brother 1412 01:17:02,280 --> 01:17:04,760 Speaker 1: went to the because my brother lives in Queens, so 1413 01:17:04,880 --> 01:17:06,120 Speaker 1: he came to the show. And I have a really 1414 01:17:06,160 --> 01:17:09,800 Speaker 1: good friend, um who who lives in Manhattan, and I 1415 01:17:09,920 --> 01:17:11,840 Speaker 1: was like, come to the show. And so they were 1416 01:17:11,880 --> 01:17:17,080 Speaker 1: backstage and um Reese was like, I really have to go, 1417 01:17:17,160 --> 01:17:18,800 Speaker 1: but I want to meet your family, and so I 1418 01:17:19,080 --> 01:17:21,560 Speaker 1: I went out and I was like it was with 1419 01:17:21,960 --> 01:17:24,920 Speaker 1: Stephen Colbert. So I was out with Colbert and she 1420 01:17:25,080 --> 01:17:27,000 Speaker 1: went and she was like I want to meet Adam's family. 1421 01:17:27,080 --> 01:17:29,479 Speaker 1: So it was my brother and my friend and her 1422 01:17:29,560 --> 01:17:32,200 Speaker 1: security comes up and they're like, you know, we're just 1423 01:17:32,280 --> 01:17:34,760 Speaker 1: here to see Adam's family. And he's like, Sarah, come on, 1424 01:17:34,840 --> 01:17:37,040 Speaker 1: and he's like, are you family? And my brother turns 1425 01:17:37,120 --> 01:17:40,000 Speaker 1: to my my best friend who's with him. He goes, 1426 01:17:40,560 --> 01:17:44,880 Speaker 1: this is my sister and grabs her and they go 1427 01:17:45,040 --> 01:17:47,320 Speaker 1: down and Reece was just like, it's so nice to 1428 01:17:47,400 --> 01:17:50,839 Speaker 1: meet you. She was. She's everything you want her to be, honestly, 1429 01:17:51,000 --> 01:17:53,040 Speaker 1: and and the thing is like, I do want her 1430 01:17:53,080 --> 01:17:55,280 Speaker 1: to be a lot, and I still believe she's all 1431 01:17:55,320 --> 01:17:58,439 Speaker 1: of that and more. I exactly, and also like I 1432 01:17:58,560 --> 01:18:00,920 Speaker 1: just enjoy her work so much. Big Little Lies to 1433 01:18:01,000 --> 01:18:02,720 Speaker 1: me was like so good and she was the best 1434 01:18:02,760 --> 01:18:08,040 Speaker 1: part of it. And with that standing, we have to 1435 01:18:08,120 --> 01:18:10,200 Speaker 1: wrap up the episode. But Adam Rippond, thank you so 1436 01:18:10,360 --> 01:18:13,599 Speaker 1: much for me than so fun. The pleasure was all mine. 1437 01:18:13,960 --> 01:18:16,479 Speaker 1: You guys are fantastic. From one Quimby Girl to another. 1438 01:18:16,720 --> 01:18:20,760 Speaker 1: From one Quimpy Girl girls, we have to have you 1439 01:18:20,840 --> 01:18:23,760 Speaker 1: back on in person at some point. Yeah, we've been 1440 01:18:23,760 --> 01:18:25,519 Speaker 1: saying like that's the kind of that's the thing that 1441 01:18:25,600 --> 01:18:27,439 Speaker 1: sucks about doing all these at home episodes as we 1442 01:18:27,520 --> 01:18:29,400 Speaker 1: get to book all these cool guests and then we 1443 01:18:29,520 --> 01:18:32,639 Speaker 1: don't get to hang out with them. So one day soon, 1444 01:18:33,760 --> 01:18:35,960 Speaker 1: I'm ready. I'm ready when you are. I'm ready when 1445 01:18:35,960 --> 01:18:39,559 Speaker 1: the world is Yes, come on, And that actually reminds 1446 01:18:39,600 --> 01:18:42,240 Speaker 1: me of a Taylor song. Okay, here we go. We're 1447 01:18:42,240 --> 01:18:43,600 Speaker 1: gonna close down on a song we end with We 1448 01:18:44,360 --> 01:18:48,080 Speaker 1: end every episode with a song. Matt, are you ready 1449 01:18:48,200 --> 01:19:03,880 Speaker 1: for it again? Let's again? We love on Taylor at 1450 01:19:03,960 --> 01:19:07,040 Speaker 1: Night so good well. I love, I love a repuus reputation. 1451 01:19:07,240 --> 01:19:10,599 Speaker 1: We love, we love, I love boye