Speaker 1: Second date up, We got an email from one of
Speaker 1: our listeners named Joey, and joe admits he went against
Speaker 1: our show advice even before the date happened, and he
Speaker 1: used a corny pickup line on a dating app. Joey
Speaker 1: on dating apps is where you know, sometimes the corny
Speaker 1: lines can come off a little bit funny, but we'll
Speaker 1: be the judge of that in just a second. First, Joey,
Speaker 1: tell us a little bit about the girl that you
Speaker 1: matched with. What's her name? Taylor? Okay, match with her
Speaker 1: on Tinder? And what struck you about Taylor? I mean,
Speaker 1: obviously she's hot, but anything else, well, she didn't have
Speaker 1: much of a bios so that was really good. So
Speaker 1: do you really need any more than that, Brooke? I know,
Speaker 1: I feel like at some point, if you're scrolling so
Speaker 1: many times, there's got to be something else that stands
Speaker 1: out about somebody that makes you. That's not how dating
Speaker 1: apps work, Brooke. You don't get to know a person's
Speaker 1: personality just by their profile. I'm married. I know there's
Speaker 1: rumors that I'm on dating app. Okay, I'm telling you
Speaker 1: if a girl's like I have a degree, And this
Speaker 1: is if we don't care about that crown. Okay, this
Speaker 1: single guy in the room can tell you. So you
Speaker 1: said you used to pick up line on her, let's
Speaker 1: hear what was it? So? I said, I just saw
Speaker 1: the best up sexy ever and I already get it.
Speaker 1: And she replied, what's up sexy? And I said, not much?
Speaker 1: What's up with you? Okay? How did she respond to that?
Speaker 1: If she laughs? She liked that? Yeah, okay, it's fun.
Speaker 1: I gotta say. My husband is the king of the
Speaker 1: what's up jokes? He does snow, he does sapping in yeah,
Speaker 1: and I even him. So, I mean, it was really
Speaker 1: cute when we started dating. Something to it. So what
Speaker 1: did you guys do when you went out? So we
Speaker 1: went up to this Chinese restaurant. We learned about each other.
Speaker 1: She's kind of recently single, okay, just like a month
Speaker 1: and yeah, a little soon. But I guess she dated
Speaker 1: some jerk and it didn't really work out with their breakup.
Speaker 1: That's the best. But that's the best for you, Joey,
Speaker 1: because it means that you're going to come off looking
Speaker 1: good probably no matter what, unless you find a way
Speaker 1: to really really screw this up. Yeah, the bar is
Speaker 1: already so low, right, but they gave us so much food,
Speaker 1: and we had a ton of leftovers, and she wanted
Speaker 1: to go get dessert. So we're on our way to dessert.
Speaker 1: We passed this dumpster. I tossed in the leftovers thing,
Speaker 1: and I'm never gonna eat all this stuff. You threw
Speaker 1: away good leftovers I did. I was like too full
Speaker 1: to the point of being uncomfortable, so I tossed it. Wait,
Speaker 1: why why are you even bringing that up? Was it
Speaker 1: a thing for her? Because it would have been a
Speaker 1: thing for me. Yeah, this is part of the story.
Speaker 1: You just got to know that I threw this box
Speaker 1: into the dumpsters. Okay, okay, all right, she had her
Speaker 1: own food, so this is just my leftovers. Okay, So
Speaker 1: food goes in the dumpster. So we get to the
Speaker 1: dessert place and about to pay with my card and
Speaker 1: then I realized I don't have it, and it clicks.
Speaker 1: I left the card in the to go box that
Speaker 1: I just threw out. Oh my god, how did the
Speaker 1: card get in the box? He put it in there?
Speaker 1: Obviously potatoes. I mean I'm hoping there was a bag.
Speaker 1: You were carrying it all in the bag. Yeah, the
Speaker 1: receipt was in there. My card was in there. I
Speaker 1: just kind of forgot because you know, I'm with Tinder Taylor,
Speaker 1: so what you do? So I told her and we
Speaker 1: went back to the dumpster that I dropped it into,
Speaker 1: and yeah, it was pretty dark at this point, and
Speaker 1: I couldn't see the box in the dumpster. I'm laughing
Speaker 1: because I feel like this is karma for throwing out
Speaker 1: good Okay, yeah, so I had to jump into the
Speaker 1: dumpster and oh wow, Yeah, but she was helping, like
Speaker 1: she was all on board with me finding this to
Speaker 1: go box in my card, and she's shining her light
Speaker 1: in there and like encouraging me to find it and everything.
Speaker 1: You know, I probably I probably would have just called
Speaker 1: and canceled the card and ordered a new one. Looked
Speaker 1: in the dumpster, been like, oh, somebody threw away some
Speaker 1: tyfoo to grab it. Nothing goes to waste in here.
Speaker 1: I just think it's kind of insane. You're dumpster diving
Speaker 1: on your first date. I mean, I didn't want someone
Speaker 1: to get my card, and like, it goes through all
Speaker 1: of the process of canceling and getting a new one.
Speaker 1: So we did you find it? Yeah? I did find it,
Speaker 1: And it just felt like the right moment and I
Speaker 1: could tell we were both feeling it, and we had
Speaker 1: our first kiss in the dumpster. No, wait, you were
Speaker 1: both in the dumpster together, and that's where you shared
Speaker 1: your first kiss. Now she was like standing on this
Speaker 1: crate outside, but I was definitely in the dumpster. Wow,
Speaker 1: your first kiss is a dumpster kiss? Why no, you don't.
Speaker 1: It's like Lady in the tramp Okay, they were in
Speaker 1: an alley, there was garbage around, Like this is a
Speaker 1: dream come true for Idaho Brooken Lady in the tramp
Speaker 1: kiss by like sucking a spaghetti together. It was dirty, Okay, animal,
Speaker 1: All I'm saying is I think I think you turned
Speaker 1: lemons into lemonade. I think you took a bad situation
Speaker 1: and somehow made it romantic. She kissed him back. She
Speaker 1: liked it. Taylor liked it, right, Yeah, we were both
Speaker 1: in it. It was really nice. And like I walked
Speaker 1: her to a car and I had to go like
Speaker 1: clean up, but before she left, we kissed some more
Speaker 1: and like it was really nice. Okay, Taylor liked the
Speaker 1: dumpster kiss, or she hated it so much she had
Speaker 1: to have another kiss just to erase the bad memory.
Speaker 1: So that's how it ended. You shared a kiss and
Speaker 1: then you went your separate ways. Yeah, and I've been
Speaker 1: reaching out and she has not responded for it's been
Speaker 1: like five days now. Oh wow, I think it's obvious.
Speaker 1: I mean, what do you think it is a kid history?
Speaker 1: They kissed twice after the dumpster. I feel like women
Speaker 1: want to have the memory of a romantic first date,
Speaker 1: with a romantic moment as the first kiss, and it
Speaker 1: doesn't happen in a dumpster in an alleyway. Let's find out.
Speaker 1: We're gonna play a song, we'll come back, we'll call
Speaker 1: Taylor for you, and we'll try and get your second
Speaker 1: date update. All right, Joey, hold on second, you're just
Speaker 1: tuning in for the second date update. We're on the
Speaker 1: phone with Joey. And look, we've heard some weird first
Speaker 1: kisses before doing this segment, but this one might be
Speaker 1: the strangest. Yeah. I mean, you have to picture a
Speaker 1: cell phone flashlight, a little light, romantic music playing in
Speaker 1: the background, while you're surrounded by old Chinese food inside
Speaker 1: a dirty dumpster. Yes, do you smell that? That smells
Speaker 1: like love? That was definitely not Chinese food, love mixed
Speaker 1: with sechuan sauce. She was leaning over the dumpster. He
Speaker 1: was inside of it, covered in crab and they frenched.
Speaker 1: They frenched in the moonlight. I've been making it better.
Speaker 1: I feel like it's a perfect analogy for this year. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you know, I'm assuming Joey that you frenched her or
Speaker 1: did you chinese her. I don't know what the protocol
Speaker 1: was in this situation. There's some French, there was some French. Okay,
Speaker 1: you guys are making fun. But I think you're guy, Joey.
Speaker 1: I'm with you. I think it sounds romantic. Okay, if
Speaker 1: you don't know what I'm talking about. Joey told us
Speaker 1: he had his first kiss with a girl named Taylor
Speaker 1: inside a dumpster because he tossed his leftover Chinese food
Speaker 1: into there and forgot his credit card was in the
Speaker 1: tag bag. He was so happy when he located it.
Speaker 1: He kissed her in the dumpster. But now she's not
Speaker 1: calling him back, and we don't know why, or do
Speaker 1: we This is gonna be a weird question. But do
Speaker 1: you think she may I've met someone else while you
Speaker 1: were in the dumpster. What it's a good opportunity. I meant,
Speaker 1: you can only go up, only go up. But here
Speaker 1: we go. Let let's call Taylor and we'll find out
Speaker 1: the reason that she's been blowing you off lately. Okay,
Speaker 1: you're ready to do this, man? Yeah, okay, here we
Speaker 1: go a minute down the number. Hello, Hi, is this Taylor?
Speaker 1: This is Taylor. Hi Taylor. My name is Jeffrey from
Speaker 1: the radio show Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning. Do
Speaker 1: you have a second to talk? Excuse me? What's going
Speaker 1: on here? We're doing a morning radio show and we're
Speaker 1: doing something called a second date update. Have you ever
Speaker 1: heard of that before? No? I have not. Okay, Well, basically,
Speaker 1: the idea is, if you go out on a date
Speaker 1: with someone and afterwards, if they're not calling you back,
Speaker 1: you can email our show and we'll reach out to
Speaker 1: that person for you to try and figure out the
Speaker 1: reason why they're blowing you off. Okay, And so somebody
Speaker 1: emailed us about you recently, about me? Yeah, oh oh, okay,
Speaker 1: all right, yeah you know Joey. Yeah I met Joey. Okay, okay,
Speaker 1: Well he told us about the date that you guys had.
Speaker 1: He says he had a really good time with you.
Speaker 1: Can he tell you about the dumpster? Oh my god,
Speaker 1: that was the most memorable part of your date, right, yea,
Speaker 1: it was something okay? Oh, come on, wasn't it kind
Speaker 1: of cute? He told us about how it wasn't his fault.
Speaker 1: He forgot his credit card was in the bag, he
Speaker 1: threw it away, you helped him find it. Thought it
Speaker 1: was dumpster thriving more than dumpster. He thought it was great.
Speaker 1: What did you think? I thought it was fine. It
Speaker 1: didn't bother me. What was that kiss? Like? Oh? I mean,
Speaker 1: you know, when he went for it or he was
Speaker 1: about to go for it, I just kept thinking it
Speaker 1: smelled pretty bad, but it's fine, And you know, I
Speaker 1: didn't know if I wanted to kiss him, but it
Speaker 1: was okay, Okay, it's not really a glowing review, but
Speaker 1: it's not a bad review. I mean that's Is that
Speaker 1: the reason you're not calling him back? No? No, not really? Okay,
Speaker 1: because he told us that after the dumpster kiss you
Speaker 1: had another kiss later we did, So why are you
Speaker 1: blowing him off? Now? Are you just waiting for the
Speaker 1: stink to get off of his clothes to come out? No?
Speaker 1: You know, he did not text me for a really
Speaker 1: long time, and I just realized, like he's not that
Speaker 1: into me, and I had plenty of other guys that
Speaker 1: were a little more eager, and I was swiping and
Speaker 1: I ended up meeting you guys. Wait wait wait, wait,
Speaker 1: hold on, hold on, hold on, have been like five days? Yeah?
Speaker 1: He said, it's been five days since your date? Is
Speaker 1: that right? That's correct? Wait? How long is too long
Speaker 1: for him to text back? I mean he didn't text
Speaker 1: me back for forty eight hours. Two days, that's the
Speaker 1: sweet spot. Two. I think two days is a little
Speaker 1: too long. I can see what she's saying. I just
Speaker 1: want to know how you fit three dates in the
Speaker 1: last five days. That is the management of time. Well,
Speaker 1: Joey mentioned that she's hot, so she must be getting
Speaker 1: a lot of people wanting to go out with her.
Speaker 1: Did you match or did you actually go out in date?
Speaker 1: I've met three since ye, so you have you know,
Speaker 1: you have met three cents in person. Yeah. See, so
Speaker 1: you can't just put invested on one guy you know
Speaker 1: who's not getting back to you. You You gotta spread yourself.
Speaker 1: I mean, I say good for you. How many times
Speaker 1: do we have to say that? Dude? I think that's
Speaker 1: fine too. However, if you read anything, I think it's
Speaker 1: totally cool. But you know what I mean, here's the thing.
Speaker 1: If you liked him, I mean, even though you're talking
Speaker 1: to these other dudes, Like, why don't you contact him
Speaker 1: back at all? Though, Like he's just totally out because
Speaker 1: he took so long. Yeah, because I think we need
Speaker 1: you to take that long to respond to someone. It's
Speaker 1: clear that you're not that into them. And I don't
Speaker 1: want to date someone who's like I'm their second or
Speaker 1: third pick. You know, I think that's a miscommunication. I'm
Speaker 1: just thinking, like, forty eight hours, two days, that doesn't
Speaker 1: seem like very much time to give a guy. That's
Speaker 1: plenty of time just for a text. I mean, just
Speaker 1: for a simple text. He may have texted me after
Speaker 1: twenty four hours, but he definitely did not call me
Speaker 1: until forty eight hours later. Okay, so you didn't call
Speaker 1: within one day. Now, it's a little much on my side,
Speaker 1: a little effort, I could see it. She wants some
Speaker 1: effort to be seen, you know. Yeah, I just have
Speaker 1: a lot of guys that are interested right now, and
Speaker 1: I don't have time to just hang out with some
Speaker 1: guy I kissed near a dumpster. Good, it must be nice, yeah, options, Well, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I know you have guys that are wanting to talk
Speaker 1: to you all the time, Taylor. But maybe you have
Speaker 1: a little bit of time to actually speak with Joey
Speaker 1: because I need to tell you he's been on the
Speaker 1: other line listening. He wants to talk to you right now, Taylor, Yeah,
Speaker 1: right now, there is Hi. Hi. Sorry I didn't call
Speaker 1: you sooner. I just I thought there was like a
Speaker 1: three day dating rule where kind of let things move
Speaker 1: made maybe in like twenty seventeen. But yeah, oh damn, hey,
Speaker 1: wait wait wait though, I mean you got to look
Speaker 1: at it this way, Taylor, Like he was so into
Speaker 1: that he actually called us for help to get a
Speaker 1: hold of you. I mean, that's how into you Joey is.
Speaker 1: If he was really interested, if you want to call
Speaker 1: you guys dinner, maybe the night of he should be
Speaker 1: calling for a second day up day, Like, as soon
Speaker 1: as you get into the taxi and leave Joey, tell
Speaker 1: tell her how much you like her. I thought we
Speaker 1: really hit it off. I was just trying to be
Speaker 1: polite and like not come off too eager and don't
Speaker 1: want to overwhelm you or anything. I really like you.
Speaker 1: It would be overwhelming to call a girl before two days. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't know. That like you go out on Monday.
Speaker 1: He texted you in that time period, Like that's enough.
Speaker 1: In my opinion, sounds like chill for a second. Sounds
Speaker 1: like you want a clingy guy. I don't want to
Speaker 1: say guy, but I don't want there to be question mark.
Speaker 1: The longer it takes to call, the more time you
Speaker 1: have to overthink on it and just cancel them out. Well,
Speaker 1: that's on you, that's not on the guy. I just
Speaker 1: said something. I find it kind of ridiculous set you
Speaker 1: have this rule, and like I didn't know about it.
Speaker 1: I didn't know if you wanted me to call or
Speaker 1: text or what your time period was. I just was
Speaker 1: out of a loop on that. So are you questioning
Speaker 1: me right now about how I'm getting my gaping life?
Speaker 1: Because remember I'm very good looking. O she's in charge.
Speaker 1: Is that good for you, Joey? Does that turn you
Speaker 1: on a little better? Is that something that is? I mean,
Speaker 1: I could play the needy guy. I just didn't know
Speaker 1: that's what I need. So Joey's still into it? Yeah?
Speaker 1: All right? Well, in that case, I would like to
Speaker 1: send the two of you out on one more date
Speaker 1: to the nicest dumpster in town. Yeah, we'll pay for it,
Speaker 1: all right, I'm more sure, but you didn't respond quick
Speaker 1: enough Taylor to respond, so I'm going to take that
Speaker 1: as you're not that into him. That's giving me a
Speaker 1: hard time, Okay, Joey, just saying no, I do have
Speaker 1: some more dates signed up for the coming week, but
Speaker 1: wouldn't be till next week sometime. But I would definitely
Speaker 1: give you another chance. Well, you're you're putting him at
Speaker 1: the end of the list. Well, yeah, I'm not going
Speaker 1: to break off a date with somebody else and he's
Speaker 1: on the list. Jeffrey, what do you want so much? Okay, Joey,
Speaker 1: you cool with that? Yeah, I mean I guess it
Speaker 1: is what it is, But I mean next day, I'll
Speaker 1: call you as soon as you're walking away. It's a
Speaker 1: good idea, Joe, that's funny, But don't like actually do
Speaker 1: that because that's kind of pathetic. By It's broke and
Speaker 1: Jeffrey in the morning,