1 00:00:02,240 --> 00:00:06,320 Speaker 1: Well, welcome back to another episode of Actus covered nine 2 00:00:07,040 --> 00:00:13,360 Speaker 1: one edition. I'm your host. Yeah, I mean it seems obvious, 3 00:00:13,480 --> 00:00:17,720 Speaker 1: but sure Mary Craig, Chris killed Joey and gently massas James. 4 00:00:17,760 --> 00:00:20,759 Speaker 1: But I digress. Let's meeting to show, in no particular order, 5 00:00:20,840 --> 00:00:25,360 Speaker 1: please say good afternoon to a tool, sing to a 6 00:00:25,440 --> 00:00:30,479 Speaker 1: tool for school? Where will you dine in as soon 7 00:00:30,520 --> 00:00:34,320 Speaker 1: as you feel safe enough to do so in Los Angeles? 8 00:00:34,760 --> 00:00:38,720 Speaker 1: Oh man, that is wow. That is a question. Um. 9 00:00:38,760 --> 00:00:40,720 Speaker 1: And I just want to put that intro you've mentioned. 10 00:00:41,080 --> 00:00:45,199 Speaker 1: That was my high school student government campaign, which was 11 00:00:45,360 --> 00:00:51,120 Speaker 1: be cool vote for a tool, um, but and also 12 00:00:51,320 --> 00:00:54,160 Speaker 1: don't be a full vote for a tool? And how 13 00:00:54,160 --> 00:00:56,840 Speaker 1: did that work out? The end result? We did well? 14 00:00:56,880 --> 00:00:59,960 Speaker 1: We did well. We did well. Yes, we we were victorious. 15 00:01:00,520 --> 00:01:02,880 Speaker 1: I did mess up the speech when I went to 16 00:01:03,240 --> 00:01:04,560 Speaker 1: you had to do it over the p A and 17 00:01:04,640 --> 00:01:07,240 Speaker 1: for some reason, uh, instead of saying my name three 18 00:01:07,280 --> 00:01:09,720 Speaker 1: times in a row, I said the high school's name. 19 00:01:09,760 --> 00:01:11,959 Speaker 1: So I said, oh, hi, uh, as you know I'm 20 00:01:12,000 --> 00:01:15,399 Speaker 1: North Garland. Um, I'm no, sorry, I'm North Garland. No, 21 00:01:16,520 --> 00:01:19,760 Speaker 1: I'm North Carland. I was like, oh my god, did 22 00:01:19,840 --> 00:01:23,160 Speaker 1: not happen? That happened three times, and that's when I 23 00:01:23,200 --> 00:01:30,200 Speaker 1: started taking improv s t K S t K. That's 24 00:01:30,200 --> 00:01:32,560 Speaker 1: where we're gonna go. Thank you for sharing all of that, 25 00:01:32,680 --> 00:01:37,400 Speaker 1: my goodness, gracious. Hey, it's James Aeney janet third favorite 26 00:01:37,400 --> 00:01:42,240 Speaker 1: brand of coffee. And why I like Chuck Full of Nuts, 27 00:01:43,600 --> 00:01:46,479 Speaker 1: of course. And the reason is it's got a little 28 00:01:46,480 --> 00:01:50,720 Speaker 1: bit assaulting, its salting nous to it, a lot of 29 00:01:51,080 --> 00:01:54,120 Speaker 1: uh coffees, and it's it's a decent price for a 30 00:01:54,160 --> 00:01:57,080 Speaker 1: good coffee. All right. You know those are just nuts though, right, 31 00:01:57,120 --> 00:02:01,160 Speaker 1: you're making coffee out of real nuts. No, it's coffee. 32 00:02:01,200 --> 00:02:03,400 Speaker 1: Oh and I don't even know if there is any 33 00:02:03,480 --> 00:02:05,400 Speaker 1: nuts in it. I think that the nuts might be 34 00:02:05,440 --> 00:02:08,800 Speaker 1: a lie, but it's just it being inferred, like I 35 00:02:08,840 --> 00:02:13,600 Speaker 1: can taste a nuttiness behind that coffee. Huh. Man, if 36 00:02:13,600 --> 00:02:16,359 Speaker 1: I missed you terribly this morning. And now Craig Patkowski 37 00:02:16,480 --> 00:02:23,400 Speaker 1: with his rules of the road, thank you, Kevin. The 38 00:02:23,480 --> 00:02:28,360 Speaker 1: rules of the road. Once you get in that seat, 39 00:02:28,440 --> 00:02:31,960 Speaker 1: that driving seat, and you look at ahead in that 40 00:02:32,000 --> 00:02:36,919 Speaker 1: big open road, that's America looking back at you is 41 00:02:36,960 --> 00:02:40,920 Speaker 1: assuming you're driving in America. If you're nut, that's wherever 42 00:02:40,960 --> 00:02:44,360 Speaker 1: you're driving. Looking back at you. You all you need 43 00:02:44,600 --> 00:02:48,799 Speaker 1: is a beer in your hands, your best girl when 44 00:02:48,840 --> 00:02:59,040 Speaker 1: you're driving? Am I masturbating right now? And I guess 45 00:02:59,040 --> 00:03:03,840 Speaker 1: you could say, though, are the rules of the road? Yes? 46 00:03:04,320 --> 00:03:09,680 Speaker 1: Oh yeah, okay, good to go to him. And then 47 00:03:09,680 --> 00:03:13,440 Speaker 1: there's Chris Alvorado, too handsome to fail. What is your 48 00:03:13,480 --> 00:03:18,280 Speaker 1: favorite time of day or night? And why morning? The 49 00:03:18,320 --> 00:03:21,320 Speaker 1: earlier the better, I think, because for the majority of 50 00:03:21,320 --> 00:03:24,320 Speaker 1: my adult life I was I woke up hungover and 51 00:03:24,360 --> 00:03:28,200 Speaker 1: so mornings were atrocious. It's the time I beat myself 52 00:03:28,320 --> 00:03:31,040 Speaker 1: up and be like, you know, we have a bunch 53 00:03:31,040 --> 00:03:34,840 Speaker 1: of regret, and now it's like celebration. Have a little 54 00:03:34,880 --> 00:03:39,480 Speaker 1: coal brew, do the breathing, do the reading, take the 55 00:03:39,600 --> 00:03:49,640 Speaker 1: dog on the wall. Yeah, I mean it's that kind 56 00:03:49,680 --> 00:03:55,000 Speaker 1: of day. Thank you for that, unless but up your 57 00:03:55,040 --> 00:03:57,720 Speaker 1: nose with a medium sized walnut if you think at 58 00:03:57,800 --> 00:04:01,640 Speaker 1: least it's Joey Greer Malls stupial love. Tell us about 59 00:04:01,680 --> 00:04:07,120 Speaker 1: your last walk about my last walk about remember as 60 00:04:07,120 --> 00:04:11,320 Speaker 1: if it was yesterday. I put on my shoes one 61 00:04:11,400 --> 00:04:16,800 Speaker 1: foot of the time, right on, the sweater and pair 62 00:04:16,800 --> 00:04:20,200 Speaker 1: of shorts just short enough but long to the touch. 63 00:04:21,200 --> 00:04:23,479 Speaker 1: I sauntered out my door and I went down the steps. 64 00:04:23,760 --> 00:04:27,800 Speaker 1: I looked straight right into the sun and I said yeah. 65 00:04:28,279 --> 00:04:30,520 Speaker 1: I kicked my heels back until they hit my butt, 66 00:04:31,120 --> 00:04:32,960 Speaker 1: and then I kicked my knees up high enough until 67 00:04:33,040 --> 00:04:36,320 Speaker 1: they hit my chest, and I sprinted down the block. 68 00:04:37,200 --> 00:04:39,240 Speaker 1: I only got about two houses down before I almost 69 00:04:39,240 --> 00:04:41,200 Speaker 1: passed out. That's when my neighbor came out, threw a 70 00:04:41,200 --> 00:04:43,000 Speaker 1: bucket of water on me and said, keep going, you 71 00:04:43,040 --> 00:04:45,760 Speaker 1: got it in you. I didn't believe him at the time, 72 00:04:45,760 --> 00:04:48,040 Speaker 1: but I knew there was something to it, something true, 73 00:04:48,120 --> 00:04:51,880 Speaker 1: something real. Are a tool? Are you? Nothing? Nothing at all? Okay, 74 00:04:55,600 --> 00:04:59,200 Speaker 1: let's do a damn show. All of our scenes are 75 00:04:59,320 --> 00:05:02,680 Speaker 1: gathering from our listener emails or from our patroon v 76 00:05:02,760 --> 00:05:04,200 Speaker 1: I p s to become a patron sup part of 77 00:05:04,200 --> 00:05:06,440 Speaker 1: the show and enjoint flutes of content and other perks. 78 00:05:06,480 --> 00:05:09,760 Speaker 1: Just head on over to patron dot com slash alcome 79 00:05:09,839 --> 00:05:12,400 Speaker 1: in this. 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Okay, 87 00:05:46,680 --> 00:05:49,800 Speaker 1: I've just I'm ordered to come through here, so I'd 88 00:05:49,839 --> 00:05:52,800 Speaker 1: just like to get my stamp and pull on through. 89 00:05:52,839 --> 00:05:59,840 Speaker 1: If that's okay, George, That is not okay. I mean 90 00:06:00,160 --> 00:06:04,080 Speaker 1: doing really good. Honestly, I feel great today. Uh my 91 00:06:04,160 --> 00:06:07,119 Speaker 1: anger problem seemed to have really alleviated when I lost 92 00:06:07,200 --> 00:06:09,880 Speaker 1: my job. So okay, and you said your name is George. 93 00:06:09,880 --> 00:06:17,159 Speaker 1: What's your last name? George? Uh? Asshole? A second, last second? 94 00:06:17,320 --> 00:06:24,839 Speaker 1: Fuck you Hendricks. It's with h E and the R 95 00:06:24,880 --> 00:06:28,120 Speaker 1: I c K. Did he say fuck you? Are you 96 00:06:28,200 --> 00:06:30,159 Speaker 1: gonna let him yell at us like that? What do 97 00:06:30,160 --> 00:06:31,680 Speaker 1: you want me to do? What do you want to do? 98 00:06:31,880 --> 00:06:33,320 Speaker 1: What I want you to do? You did it in 99 00:06:33,320 --> 00:06:35,960 Speaker 1: the last town, in the town before that. Okay, well 100 00:06:35,960 --> 00:06:37,960 Speaker 1: guess what, I'm not gonna burn another one of my cars, 101 00:06:37,960 --> 00:06:40,679 Speaker 1: all right to send a message to somebody else because 102 00:06:40,680 --> 00:06:45,720 Speaker 1: you're thinking some way that's some mesculous to expression. You've 103 00:06:45,760 --> 00:06:49,120 Speaker 1: just shut down. It's so not like you you're a 104 00:06:49,160 --> 00:06:52,880 Speaker 1: go get her. Now, go get something fine, all right, 105 00:06:52,920 --> 00:06:55,039 Speaker 1: get out of the car. Let's burn this car. Get 106 00:06:55,040 --> 00:06:57,720 Speaker 1: out of the car. I think right now I would 107 00:06:57,720 --> 00:07:00,480 Speaker 1: be a good time to maybe do a guide a minuteitation. 108 00:07:01,080 --> 00:07:05,479 Speaker 1: Oh Jesus, what's the fastest guidest meditation you have? I'm 109 00:07:05,520 --> 00:07:09,200 Speaker 1: in a rush. Okay, I have a thirty seconds breath 110 00:07:09,200 --> 00:07:12,880 Speaker 1: focus meditation. Hold on a second. Somebody's hey, so I'm 111 00:07:12,880 --> 00:07:17,240 Speaker 1: gonna burn my car. You pieces ship. Somebody's starting a 112 00:07:17,320 --> 00:07:21,560 Speaker 1: fire behind my, um my vehicle. I cannot give you 113 00:07:21,360 --> 00:07:25,119 Speaker 1: your stamp without doing one of the meditation. Okay, okay, okay. 114 00:07:25,120 --> 00:07:27,520 Speaker 1: It's just it's a pretty big fire and I could 115 00:07:27,560 --> 00:07:36,080 Speaker 1: see it spreading to Okay, see your breath, I feel 116 00:07:36,200 --> 00:07:41,760 Speaker 1: your breath. Okay, see we're about halfway through. Now the 117 00:07:41,840 --> 00:07:45,200 Speaker 1: sunshine is in you. Okay, okay, I feel it. It's 118 00:07:45,400 --> 00:07:48,600 Speaker 1: glowing really hard inside of me. Okay, that's so good. 119 00:07:49,520 --> 00:07:52,120 Speaker 1: All right, I'd be careful. There's a fire up back. Alright, 120 00:07:52,160 --> 00:07:54,520 Speaker 1: So you're looking for a new car? What what? What? 121 00:07:54,520 --> 00:07:57,640 Speaker 1: What happened to your last one? S There doesn't matter. 122 00:07:57,840 --> 00:08:01,400 Speaker 1: I burned it up because I'm a man. Alright, repeat, customer, 123 00:08:01,440 --> 00:08:04,640 Speaker 1: I like it, all right? We yet here is that 124 00:08:04,720 --> 00:08:11,640 Speaker 1: toyota ciena. This has sliding doors? Watch this that? What 125 00:08:11,680 --> 00:08:13,960 Speaker 1: do you think? Well? I think it's you know, still 126 00:08:14,000 --> 00:08:15,680 Speaker 1: not open completely. How long do these things take? The 127 00:08:15,720 --> 00:08:18,960 Speaker 1: open a little bit more time? Are your the patient? Tide? 128 00:08:19,000 --> 00:08:21,600 Speaker 1: I like it? I am. I got things to do 129 00:08:21,720 --> 00:08:24,960 Speaker 1: and things to prove. Pick a car and move on. 130 00:08:25,120 --> 00:08:29,000 Speaker 1: I'm gonna burn the whole lot. Hey, Jim, can I 131 00:08:29,000 --> 00:08:31,360 Speaker 1: see in my office? Please listen, you're doing great work 132 00:08:31,400 --> 00:08:34,560 Speaker 1: on the window to drive through. I just had a 133 00:08:34,600 --> 00:08:37,200 Speaker 1: couple of things I wanted to go over. I guess 134 00:08:37,240 --> 00:08:39,120 Speaker 1: my first thing is I have a question. Did you 135 00:08:39,240 --> 00:08:42,000 Speaker 1: used to work as a cop in the field or 136 00:08:42,080 --> 00:08:47,959 Speaker 1: some sort of law enforcement? Uh? No, law enforcement? Um, 137 00:08:48,120 --> 00:08:52,280 Speaker 1: let's see, I was a camp counselor okay, okay, And 138 00:08:52,320 --> 00:08:54,280 Speaker 1: then as a camp counselor, did you have like a 139 00:08:54,320 --> 00:08:58,520 Speaker 1: two way or three way radio, the mic of which 140 00:08:58,600 --> 00:09:05,920 Speaker 1: was on your shoulder? I don't recall. We have video 141 00:09:05,960 --> 00:09:10,400 Speaker 1: of you on the job, as as per our hirings, 142 00:09:11,240 --> 00:09:14,480 Speaker 1: and as you'll see up there is you'll see you're 143 00:09:14,720 --> 00:09:17,160 Speaker 1: leaning into your shoulder when you talk on the mic, 144 00:09:17,320 --> 00:09:20,560 Speaker 1: as if you're only able to speak into your shoulder. Oh, 145 00:09:20,640 --> 00:09:22,720 Speaker 1: I see what's happening here? You see, I was trying 146 00:09:22,800 --> 00:09:26,880 Speaker 1: to create the effect that I was in the drop. 147 00:09:27,200 --> 00:09:28,920 Speaker 1: But now you know, if you want to suck it 148 00:09:29,040 --> 00:09:32,240 Speaker 1: up for all the customers who are coming through and expecting, Wow, 149 00:09:33,280 --> 00:09:39,880 Speaker 1: certain you know product I am. I'd like to drop 150 00:09:39,920 --> 00:09:42,800 Speaker 1: off my stamp sheet. It's filled up from my pearl officer. 151 00:09:43,559 --> 00:09:45,920 Speaker 1: Could I just hand it to you? And you could, 152 00:09:46,080 --> 00:09:50,079 Speaker 1: but you need it to get it to him. Yeah, 153 00:09:50,360 --> 00:09:54,119 Speaker 1: I don't see him in his office. I just typically 154 00:09:54,720 --> 00:09:55,959 Speaker 1: I just need to get rid of I don't I 155 00:09:55,960 --> 00:09:57,520 Speaker 1: don't want to be here. I've got things to do 156 00:09:57,559 --> 00:10:01,320 Speaker 1: in places to go X ray vision. I don't have 157 00:10:01,520 --> 00:10:03,640 Speaker 1: X ray vision. Is this supposed to be some sort 158 00:10:03,679 --> 00:10:06,800 Speaker 1: of fucking joke? Okay, all right, Well, if you're gonna 159 00:10:06,840 --> 00:10:08,440 Speaker 1: talk to me, why don't you take your a little 160 00:10:08,440 --> 00:10:11,960 Speaker 1: form back? Oh? Yeah, no, this is this. I have 161 00:10:12,080 --> 00:10:14,600 Speaker 1: to turn this in, like I have to turn this in. 162 00:10:14,679 --> 00:10:17,240 Speaker 1: I've been legally charged with going to ten sessions and 163 00:10:17,320 --> 00:10:20,679 Speaker 1: these with the stamps. I need to get this done. 164 00:10:20,960 --> 00:10:23,080 Speaker 1: This one stamp here, this is for a subway sandwich. 165 00:10:24,240 --> 00:10:26,400 Speaker 1: That's not true. Let me see that. Well, then it's 166 00:10:26,440 --> 00:10:29,559 Speaker 1: just a mistake. That's clearly a mistake. Okay, let me 167 00:10:29,600 --> 00:10:31,800 Speaker 1: see your subway sandwich card and maybe that has with 168 00:10:31,960 --> 00:10:34,840 Speaker 1: the stamp you need to Okay, well, this is my 169 00:10:34,880 --> 00:10:37,360 Speaker 1: subway sandwich card. I get to keep this too, because 170 00:10:37,400 --> 00:10:42,760 Speaker 1: it has Wait a second, this is some sort of shakedown. No, no, 171 00:10:42,800 --> 00:10:44,280 Speaker 1: nothing like that, nothing like that. Do you have any 172 00:10:44,280 --> 00:10:47,520 Speaker 1: gift card something with your name on it? Gift cards 173 00:10:47,559 --> 00:10:52,000 Speaker 1: with names on it? Um, I have this credit card, 174 00:10:52,040 --> 00:10:54,440 Speaker 1: but that's not I just gotta verify your name. Do 175 00:10:54,480 --> 00:10:57,640 Speaker 1: you want to get the listen? This is the standard product. 176 00:10:57,640 --> 00:10:58,800 Speaker 1: You can ask him, but it you can tell him 177 00:10:58,960 --> 00:11:02,680 Speaker 1: what did Marge do? But here's my credit card, here's 178 00:11:02,679 --> 00:11:05,400 Speaker 1: my kind of cards. Cut my name, George Hendricks. Okay, 179 00:11:05,400 --> 00:11:07,200 Speaker 1: I'll be right back. I gotta make a copy of it. 180 00:11:07,240 --> 00:11:11,080 Speaker 1: All right, all three of these things, credit card, my 181 00:11:11,160 --> 00:11:15,079 Speaker 1: license instead or okay, give me your license to listen? 182 00:11:15,720 --> 00:11:18,640 Speaker 1: All of that? Ask everybody. Margin has been here for 183 00:11:18,679 --> 00:11:24,280 Speaker 1: twenty years. Okay, Mr Hendricks, looks like you application went through. UM, 184 00:11:24,360 --> 00:11:26,920 Speaker 1: so just a little preliminary questions before we can get 185 00:11:26,960 --> 00:11:29,880 Speaker 1: everything get going and we can get you on board 186 00:11:29,920 --> 00:11:35,280 Speaker 1: with lawn enforcement. So let's see here. Okay, alright, great, 187 00:11:35,440 --> 00:11:40,640 Speaker 1: so uh says here before of this before of this mistakes. 188 00:11:40,679 --> 00:11:45,199 Speaker 1: Sometimes some of us are and some of us aren't. 189 00:11:46,320 --> 00:11:48,680 Speaker 1: What is that supposed to mean? I mean that the 190 00:11:49,240 --> 00:11:51,280 Speaker 1: do you believe that some people here walking among us 191 00:11:51,280 --> 00:11:56,679 Speaker 1: look human? But aren't this a fucking joke? No tie, 192 00:11:57,000 --> 00:11:59,040 Speaker 1: then the answers, no, I don't believe that there are 193 00:11:59,080 --> 00:12:02,120 Speaker 1: people here that are walking among us that are not human. Okay, Jim, 194 00:12:02,160 --> 00:12:04,120 Speaker 1: I'm going off to my two thirty to check the 195 00:12:04,200 --> 00:12:12,480 Speaker 1: lawns of the Northwest suburb. Okay, robo Okay, Mr Hendricks, 196 00:12:12,480 --> 00:12:14,000 Speaker 1: thank you for coming. There's just a couple of routine 197 00:12:14,080 --> 00:12:18,000 Speaker 1: questions before we issue your subway card. Uh do you 198 00:12:18,120 --> 00:12:23,840 Speaker 1: usually get a six inch or a foot law? Foot law? Okay? Uh? 199 00:12:24,080 --> 00:12:27,400 Speaker 1: What type of bread? I usually get the cheese bread? 200 00:12:27,559 --> 00:12:31,520 Speaker 1: And if there is the lapeeno cheese bread, that's the yes, 201 00:12:31,760 --> 00:12:37,600 Speaker 1: the cheese. Just just simple answer is final. Okay, Well, 202 00:12:37,640 --> 00:12:40,320 Speaker 1: not all subways have the halopenia ones, but done the 203 00:12:40,080 --> 00:12:44,720 Speaker 1: theurb and cheese is like, yes, sorry, you're right, believe 204 00:12:44,800 --> 00:12:47,079 Speaker 1: believe I mean, we have we have distribution issues with 205 00:12:47,280 --> 00:12:50,760 Speaker 1: particular bread, but but this one does you know? You 206 00:12:50,760 --> 00:12:53,959 Speaker 1: can see it right there. Fresh just a few more 207 00:12:54,000 --> 00:12:56,000 Speaker 1: questions we can get you that card. It's just that 208 00:12:56,080 --> 00:12:59,880 Speaker 1: I've got places to go, and okay, we'll go Coque. 209 00:13:00,000 --> 00:13:02,640 Speaker 1: You want your sandwich heated? Yes, of course I want 210 00:13:02,640 --> 00:13:05,440 Speaker 1: to toast it. They don't want an unprepared sandwich. Okay, 211 00:13:05,760 --> 00:13:09,839 Speaker 1: well there's some people like a cold sandwich. Okay, yes, 212 00:13:09,920 --> 00:13:11,760 Speaker 1: I wanted to heat it. I wanted heat. Okay. Do 213 00:13:11,760 --> 00:13:14,840 Speaker 1: you have any mental health issues? What kind of is that? 214 00:13:14,880 --> 00:13:20,240 Speaker 1: A fun questions? All right? Everybody? Boss says, doesn't matter 215 00:13:20,280 --> 00:13:22,760 Speaker 1: that word I drive through. Boss says, that's just treat 216 00:13:22,800 --> 00:13:25,559 Speaker 1: it like it's a normal place. So everybody just take 217 00:13:25,600 --> 00:13:27,959 Speaker 1: off your headset. It doesn't matter. I mean, yeah, we're 218 00:13:27,960 --> 00:13:32,480 Speaker 1: trying to provide a very specific calm down, don't touch 219 00:13:34,679 --> 00:13:37,199 Speaker 1: breathe in for a second, don't make me. Do you 220 00:13:38,240 --> 00:13:44,120 Speaker 1: should be in the drive through? Yeah? Yeah, breathing Okay, wait, 221 00:13:44,120 --> 00:13:45,439 Speaker 1: I'm talking to both of you. I'm breathing in, and 222 00:13:45,480 --> 00:13:48,400 Speaker 1: I'm asking answering this question. I didn't breathe out, breathe in. 223 00:13:48,720 --> 00:13:52,559 Speaker 1: I didn't ask a question either. I just said, keep 224 00:13:52,600 --> 00:13:56,000 Speaker 1: breathing in. Man, Are you listening to the clients when 225 00:13:56,000 --> 00:13:58,280 Speaker 1: they come through, because it seems like what do you 226 00:13:58,400 --> 00:14:03,520 Speaker 1: breathe in? Man? Hello? Is there anybody there. I'm here 227 00:14:03,520 --> 00:14:10,640 Speaker 1: in my car. Don't get your headset, don't I'm a break. Uh? Yes, 228 00:14:11,400 --> 00:14:14,960 Speaker 1: how can we help you? Oh you're not the regular guy, 229 00:14:15,040 --> 00:14:18,360 Speaker 1: are you? No? I just started today? Sorry? Sure, my 230 00:14:18,440 --> 00:14:20,440 Speaker 1: name is Tim. How can I help you? Are you 231 00:14:20,480 --> 00:14:25,200 Speaker 1: making a clicking sound with your mouth before to trying 232 00:14:25,200 --> 00:14:26,880 Speaker 1: to get sound like you're turning the mic on and off. 233 00:14:27,360 --> 00:14:30,520 Speaker 1: It was part of our training. Sure, I'm just following protocols. 234 00:14:30,840 --> 00:14:37,400 Speaker 1: Hey hur, are you up an asshole? Hey? Boss, boss, 235 00:14:37,720 --> 00:14:39,680 Speaker 1: I just I just heard the new guys say it 236 00:14:39,720 --> 00:14:43,200 Speaker 1: was actually part of our training. Part of our fucking training. Dudes, 237 00:14:43,200 --> 00:14:45,760 Speaker 1: alwayn't even a choice I was making. It was part 238 00:14:45,760 --> 00:14:51,000 Speaker 1: of the fucking training here right right, So what's up? 239 00:14:51,320 --> 00:14:53,160 Speaker 1: It's part of the training. I just wanted to see 240 00:14:53,160 --> 00:14:58,320 Speaker 1: if you believe that it. Oh, it sounds like you do. 241 00:14:58,640 --> 00:15:01,960 Speaker 1: Oh my god, I'm so embarrassed. Don't be. That's called 242 00:15:02,000 --> 00:15:05,720 Speaker 1: stick tuitiveness and conviction. And it's one of the reasons 243 00:15:05,760 --> 00:15:08,280 Speaker 1: we hired you. And we do a six week check 244 00:15:08,360 --> 00:15:12,200 Speaker 1: and god damn it, your employee of the month. It's done. 245 00:15:13,320 --> 00:15:16,320 Speaker 1: Is that that's real? Do we just need to get 246 00:15:16,360 --> 00:15:21,520 Speaker 1: a photo? Oka? Hi? Mr Hendrix. I'm sorry to bother you. 247 00:15:21,920 --> 00:15:24,800 Speaker 1: My name is de Lukula. I'm from American Express. I'm 248 00:15:24,840 --> 00:15:26,640 Speaker 1: just calling to let you know that there are some 249 00:15:27,000 --> 00:15:34,760 Speaker 1: strange um strange. What'll you see regular from what you 250 00:15:34,840 --> 00:15:36,960 Speaker 1: normally charge. That's all. It's just a courtesy called is 251 00:15:38,360 --> 00:15:42,600 Speaker 1: what kind of purchases really strange. Looks like a lot 252 00:15:42,640 --> 00:15:46,320 Speaker 1: of computer parts. Uh, you know, I ran it through 253 00:15:46,360 --> 00:15:47,720 Speaker 1: some of my systems here, and it looks like it 254 00:15:47,760 --> 00:15:52,760 Speaker 1: can be made to make a robot. You're talking about 255 00:15:52,800 --> 00:15:54,920 Speaker 1: my own personal system. You know what? You know what 256 00:15:54,960 --> 00:15:59,440 Speaker 1: this is? It's a coworker munch. She's just in the 257 00:15:59,560 --> 00:16:02,960 Speaker 1: booth right next to me. You guys, it sounds like 258 00:16:03,000 --> 00:16:06,560 Speaker 1: there might be identity that DeLuca Love. We're getting subway. 259 00:16:06,600 --> 00:16:19,800 Speaker 1: What do you want? Insane? Oh it's Italian in origin. No. 260 00:16:25,520 --> 00:16:28,120 Speaker 1: Two comes from Patroon v I P. McCoy, Kent Will 261 00:16:28,760 --> 00:16:32,360 Speaker 1: Love McCoy who wrote, Hey Aldamy gang love you guys always. 262 00:16:32,400 --> 00:16:37,880 Speaker 1: I have a scene suggestion horrible bartender gets prestigious bartending job. 263 00:16:38,120 --> 00:16:40,200 Speaker 1: I couldn't even read my own writing here on the iPad, 264 00:16:40,240 --> 00:16:43,800 Speaker 1: which is odd because it's just straightforward. Uh, gets prestigious 265 00:16:43,800 --> 00:16:48,600 Speaker 1: bartending job. But it's just too hot for anyone to 266 00:16:48,640 --> 00:16:53,600 Speaker 1: tell them that they're horrible. Thanks a lot, see you 267 00:16:53,600 --> 00:16:58,560 Speaker 1: in the funny paper. Hey, can I get a T 268 00:16:58,800 --> 00:17:05,600 Speaker 1: bone gimlet and uh a Porterhouse teeny please? Sure, coming 269 00:17:05,680 --> 00:17:11,200 Speaker 1: right up? Thank you? What was that order again? Let's 270 00:17:11,280 --> 00:17:18,280 Speaker 1: a uh that's a T bone gimblet and a Porterhouse teeny. 271 00:17:19,680 --> 00:17:22,280 Speaker 1: Just testing you, just testing you. How's your day so far? 272 00:17:22,720 --> 00:17:26,120 Speaker 1: You're testing me. My day's gonna be a lot better 273 00:17:26,440 --> 00:17:29,280 Speaker 1: after those drinks. That's how it's been going. It's not 274 00:17:29,359 --> 00:17:31,480 Speaker 1: been going great. Hey, let me know if you want 275 00:17:31,480 --> 00:17:34,480 Speaker 1: me to change the TV or anything. Right now, we 276 00:17:34,520 --> 00:17:43,000 Speaker 1: have old masters on not golf, but literally old Dutch patters. Yeah, 277 00:17:43,119 --> 00:17:47,119 Speaker 1: that's what I Okay again, just um, get the drinks 278 00:17:47,119 --> 00:17:51,399 Speaker 1: back to Yeah? And what was it again? Oh boy? Uh? 279 00:17:51,600 --> 00:17:57,479 Speaker 1: T bone yes, and a Porterhouse gimlet parter, Porterhouse teeny 280 00:17:58,359 --> 00:18:00,919 Speaker 1: and the T bone gimblet or. I am so sorry 281 00:18:00,920 --> 00:18:05,480 Speaker 1: about your experience here at I am, but I want 282 00:18:05,520 --> 00:18:07,480 Speaker 1: you to know that I'm going to be speaking to 283 00:18:07,480 --> 00:18:11,640 Speaker 1: a bartender. Everything's comped, so don't don't you worry. Everything 284 00:18:11,880 --> 00:18:14,520 Speaker 1: is comped, okay, And I guarantee the next time you 285 00:18:14,600 --> 00:18:17,080 Speaker 1: come to Rubby, You're gonna have a fantastic What is 286 00:18:17,119 --> 00:18:21,320 Speaker 1: your name? Uh? My, my my name, My my, my 287 00:18:21,440 --> 00:18:26,520 Speaker 1: name is Brent. Huh And what school do you go to? Well, 288 00:18:26,600 --> 00:18:29,360 Speaker 1: right now, I'm I'm over at Texas Tech, but I'm 289 00:18:29,400 --> 00:18:33,159 Speaker 1: hoping to transfer, so right, And did you run for 290 00:18:33,200 --> 00:18:38,720 Speaker 1: class president at Texas Tech? I did? Yeah, that's what 291 00:18:38,760 --> 00:18:42,080 Speaker 1: I'm That's what I'm picking up. Uh. So you're saying, 292 00:18:42,080 --> 00:18:45,080 Speaker 1: our our meal and our drinks are comped and you're 293 00:18:45,080 --> 00:18:50,320 Speaker 1: gonna talk to the bartender. Yes, oh yeah, don't don't worry. Well, 294 00:18:50,320 --> 00:18:52,760 Speaker 1: I have a quick question for you. When you look 295 00:18:52,920 --> 00:18:56,080 Speaker 1: deep into the bartender's eyes, do you also sort of 296 00:18:56,160 --> 00:19:03,120 Speaker 1: melt away because he's so goddamn hut out and that's 297 00:19:03,119 --> 00:19:05,520 Speaker 1: why you've kept him here? Brand. I don't see what 298 00:19:05,560 --> 00:19:11,680 Speaker 1: the problem is. There's no problem. There's no problem. Um, 299 00:19:11,720 --> 00:19:15,440 Speaker 1: there's a problem. There's a problem. Um damn it. Uh 300 00:19:15,800 --> 00:19:20,000 Speaker 1: you've been Um you've actually got a letter here, uh 301 00:19:21,640 --> 00:19:28,480 Speaker 1: from yees? Can you not read or what can you 302 00:19:28,560 --> 00:19:33,600 Speaker 1: not read? Can you not read? No? I can I 303 00:19:33,640 --> 00:19:37,400 Speaker 1: can read. I just didn't know it's for you. I'll 304 00:19:37,440 --> 00:19:42,040 Speaker 1: read it, sure, of course I can read. I'll read it. 305 00:19:42,200 --> 00:19:46,560 Speaker 1: I'll read it. Uh so let's just get it up here. 306 00:19:47,560 --> 00:19:50,800 Speaker 1: You have been selected, Oh my gosh, to work at 307 00:19:50,880 --> 00:19:58,879 Speaker 1: Diamond Bar. Oh my god, the top steak bar in town. 308 00:19:59,800 --> 00:20:06,280 Speaker 1: I amazing. I um, I don't know if you all right, hey, Jad, 309 00:20:06,480 --> 00:20:11,600 Speaker 1: before you go, Oh yeah, I can't believe you're going 310 00:20:11,640 --> 00:20:15,120 Speaker 1: to the show man. I just want to say it's 311 00:20:15,160 --> 00:20:18,880 Speaker 1: been fun. Bar back in you and like, damn, dude, 312 00:20:18,880 --> 00:20:21,120 Speaker 1: you're like you're doing it. If you're fucking doing it? 313 00:20:21,359 --> 00:20:29,439 Speaker 1: Do you again? Yeah? Yeah, dude, yeah, don'tously. I don't know. 314 00:20:29,560 --> 00:20:31,720 Speaker 1: Memory of you and this is what makes you great. 315 00:20:32,960 --> 00:20:37,040 Speaker 1: This is what makes you great. Chad, Chad. I don't 316 00:20:37,040 --> 00:20:41,600 Speaker 1: need a drink, Oh god, I need a drink. All right, 317 00:20:41,640 --> 00:20:46,240 Speaker 1: I'm gonna serve this guy. One last what you going? No? 318 00:20:46,520 --> 00:20:51,000 Speaker 1: One last runnet Glory. Hi, welcome to Rubbies. How can 319 00:20:51,040 --> 00:20:54,280 Speaker 1: I help you? Yeah? Oh man, it's good to see you, buddy. 320 00:20:54,560 --> 00:20:59,639 Speaker 1: It's good to see you. Said up good. You know me, man, 321 00:20:59,680 --> 00:21:02,520 Speaker 1: you were it's man my wedding. Come on, man, what 322 00:21:02,560 --> 00:21:05,840 Speaker 1: can I get for you? I'll just do a regular place, 323 00:21:05,880 --> 00:21:12,439 Speaker 1: just what I always have a regular Okay, okay, all right, 324 00:21:12,480 --> 00:21:15,159 Speaker 1: can you help me out just a little bit whatever? 325 00:21:15,200 --> 00:21:24,240 Speaker 1: You want to make so okay, all right, okay, welcome 326 00:21:24,640 --> 00:21:44,639 Speaker 1: to Diamond Bar. Are we are? We open? Now? You 327 00:21:44,720 --> 00:21:47,600 Speaker 1: do this every molcome to the Diamond Bar. It's a bar, 328 00:21:47,720 --> 00:21:50,480 Speaker 1: that's what it has, all the stuff. If you like 329 00:21:50,600 --> 00:21:52,840 Speaker 1: to drink and you like some steak, they come up 330 00:21:52,880 --> 00:21:59,360 Speaker 1: to Diamond Bar. All I turn it off? Okay, okay, okay, 331 00:21:59,480 --> 00:22:04,320 Speaker 1: one take to get that right. Look at the new 332 00:22:04,359 --> 00:22:08,320 Speaker 1: guy making making joke. Yeah? Is that right? Jeff? Was 333 00:22:08,359 --> 00:22:14,320 Speaker 1: that your chad? Is that correct? Yeah? Chat Chad? Okay? Um? Boss? 334 00:22:14,359 --> 00:22:19,720 Speaker 1: Can I say something the chad real quick? Do you mind? Yeah? Listen? Chat? Yeah? 335 00:22:20,040 --> 00:22:23,040 Speaker 1: What's up? Chat? You might have been a tent where 336 00:22:23,080 --> 00:22:25,680 Speaker 1: you used to work? Where'd you wear? Rubbies? Fun? Rubbi's 337 00:22:25,680 --> 00:22:31,959 Speaker 1: all right, we're all so get your chat, Get yourself 338 00:22:31,960 --> 00:22:36,200 Speaker 1: in chair, right, learn the fucking menu and don't mess 339 00:22:36,280 --> 00:22:38,760 Speaker 1: up with a pecking order. What if I'm in eleven 340 00:22:40,560 --> 00:22:47,119 Speaker 1: eleven here in Lubbuck, try to interrupt. I'm looking to 341 00:22:47,280 --> 00:22:51,400 Speaker 1: order a drink from one of you fine young men. Um, 342 00:22:51,520 --> 00:22:57,560 Speaker 1: who's who's the budget? Him? I got this north? Okay, 343 00:22:57,680 --> 00:23:00,600 Speaker 1: I'd like to get a wagon on the beach, shandy 344 00:23:01,440 --> 00:23:08,160 Speaker 1: into a strip strip skool Okay, I have a little 345 00:23:08,160 --> 00:23:12,320 Speaker 1: troubled understanding your accent. It's from It's I come from 346 00:23:12,400 --> 00:23:15,520 Speaker 1: Well through Great, It's I come from Well. I want 347 00:23:15,520 --> 00:23:19,000 Speaker 1: to get a were goo on the beach and a 348 00:23:19,200 --> 00:23:25,679 Speaker 1: strip skew shrimp skew strip like a New York strip skew, 349 00:23:26,600 --> 00:23:30,600 Speaker 1: strimp skew. No, no, no, you're saying strimp. It's strip 350 00:23:31,080 --> 00:23:33,199 Speaker 1: strip skew. That's what I'm saying, because I don't know 351 00:23:33,240 --> 00:23:35,880 Speaker 1: what strimp is. I don't know what that is either. 352 00:23:35,960 --> 00:23:38,160 Speaker 1: That's not what I'm asking for. I'm a regular here, 353 00:23:39,560 --> 00:23:48,240 Speaker 1: Uncle Marcus, Uncle Marcus, Jennifer. I just need dollars, please, 354 00:23:49,080 --> 00:23:52,760 Speaker 1: oh please, really, Look, this is embarrassing. You should just 355 00:23:52,840 --> 00:23:54,760 Speaker 1: ask for more upfront so you don't have to ask 356 00:23:54,840 --> 00:23:58,639 Speaker 1: so often. All right, I'm just gonna write this after you. 357 00:23:58,720 --> 00:24:00,880 Speaker 1: What do you need to actually, you know what, I'm 358 00:24:00,920 --> 00:24:05,040 Speaker 1: not just a free train for you to ride. Okay, 359 00:24:05,080 --> 00:24:08,720 Speaker 1: Well that sounds awkward when I say you're not on 360 00:24:08,840 --> 00:24:10,920 Speaker 1: my gravy train. Right now? What what do you need 361 00:24:10,960 --> 00:24:19,640 Speaker 1: this for? I'm gonna I need to go out, Uncle Marcus. Okay, right, 362 00:24:19,800 --> 00:24:24,000 Speaker 1: so this here, check, I'm going to hand over to you. 363 00:24:25,000 --> 00:24:30,080 Speaker 1: Take it, take it. Yeah, No, no, No, I need 364 00:24:30,160 --> 00:24:34,919 Speaker 1: you to Marcus. Did you give my daughter fifty dollars 365 00:24:34,960 --> 00:24:39,280 Speaker 1: and told her she can take a ride on your train? Listen, 366 00:24:39,359 --> 00:24:41,560 Speaker 1: were you seen that? It doesn't make me out to 367 00:24:41,600 --> 00:24:44,720 Speaker 1: be the best sounding uncle in town. Seems like you're 368 00:24:44,720 --> 00:24:49,600 Speaker 1: paying her for inappropriate reasons, Marcus that it's not true. 369 00:24:49,680 --> 00:24:54,800 Speaker 1: Have you not heard about the gravy trains. I'll tell 370 00:24:54,800 --> 00:24:56,600 Speaker 1: you right now that that wealthy family on top of 371 00:24:56,600 --> 00:25:02,639 Speaker 1: the hill let me, I mean wealth insulate you in 372 00:25:02,640 --> 00:25:04,280 Speaker 1: a way that is so insane. You know what I mean, 373 00:25:06,160 --> 00:25:08,479 Speaker 1: Why you would say that? What are you talking about? Example, 374 00:25:08,480 --> 00:25:10,560 Speaker 1: what I'm saying, I'm just saying historically speaking, you know, 375 00:25:11,600 --> 00:25:15,600 Speaker 1: you know. Okay, okay, okay, we hear what you're saying. 376 00:25:15,600 --> 00:25:19,840 Speaker 1: But what I'm saying is we're here to commit crimes today. 377 00:25:19,920 --> 00:25:23,879 Speaker 1: Isn't that I'm just saying. I'm just saying, once we 378 00:25:23,920 --> 00:25:26,600 Speaker 1: get our money, let's be aware of the follies and 379 00:25:26,640 --> 00:25:30,080 Speaker 1: pitfalls that come with and and and so just quickly again, 380 00:25:30,080 --> 00:25:31,679 Speaker 1: just just go over the plan. How are we going 381 00:25:31,720 --> 00:25:38,520 Speaker 1: to get this money illegally? Yeah? How? I mean? Just 382 00:25:38,560 --> 00:25:40,200 Speaker 1: no one, No, I thought you brought us in here 383 00:25:40,359 --> 00:25:42,320 Speaker 1: to tell us I know the plan. I want to 384 00:25:42,320 --> 00:25:46,679 Speaker 1: make sure everyone knows, so I'll start Okay, um I 385 00:25:47,320 --> 00:25:53,000 Speaker 1: Donald Jake Carter um plan on uh mugging? What are 386 00:25:53,000 --> 00:25:55,440 Speaker 1: you doing? Old ladies and stuff? I'm just I'm telling 387 00:25:55,480 --> 00:25:56,959 Speaker 1: you what I'm gonna be doing. Why did you give 388 00:25:56,960 --> 00:26:00,280 Speaker 1: you a full name like that? Like we didn't known? Jay? 389 00:26:00,359 --> 00:26:03,960 Speaker 1: What the fuck? What do you mean? I mean you 390 00:26:04,040 --> 00:26:09,560 Speaker 1: wear the wire this, say no, say no if you're 391 00:26:09,600 --> 00:26:11,680 Speaker 1: referring to this, this is this is my therapy. Don't 392 00:26:11,720 --> 00:26:16,120 Speaker 1: point the don't point the wi. I just I'm going yeah, 393 00:26:16,400 --> 00:26:20,000 Speaker 1: good for you, man, Ah, come on, it makes me weak. Hey, 394 00:26:20,160 --> 00:26:22,160 Speaker 1: check it out in North Garland. Look at the mad 395 00:26:22,280 --> 00:26:25,359 Speaker 1: tips that I'm getting. Am I in eleven or what? 396 00:26:27,080 --> 00:26:29,960 Speaker 1: I hate to admit it, I've never met eleven in 397 00:26:30,040 --> 00:26:32,119 Speaker 1: my life. But jesus wait, why do you never wear 398 00:26:32,160 --> 00:26:35,160 Speaker 1: a shirt? I just it's not even allowed in this restaurant. 399 00:26:35,200 --> 00:26:39,640 Speaker 1: But you pull back. Yeah, the tide just coming down 400 00:26:39,720 --> 00:26:44,960 Speaker 1: your bar barrel chested body. God. I definitely can see 401 00:26:45,000 --> 00:26:48,920 Speaker 1: the way getting a better, you know, quality of clientele here. 402 00:26:48,960 --> 00:26:50,480 Speaker 1: Then I was getting at Rubbies. I'm getting some of 403 00:26:50,560 --> 00:26:54,000 Speaker 1: that old Lubbock money. Yeah. I would like to jump 404 00:26:54,080 --> 00:26:57,359 Speaker 1: on you and ride you like a stagecoach train. You're nasty. 405 00:26:58,640 --> 00:27:04,359 Speaker 1: Oh man, whoa oh hey hey North, North, what's the deal, bud? 406 00:27:05,400 --> 00:27:09,440 Speaker 1: He was harassing me, is that right? Chad? What do 407 00:27:09,520 --> 00:27:12,200 Speaker 1: you what? What do he do? Exactly? Well, he was 408 00:27:12,240 --> 00:27:16,320 Speaker 1: just using very harass area language. And uh, I feel 409 00:27:16,400 --> 00:27:18,639 Speaker 1: like you know that there's too many guys behind the 410 00:27:18,680 --> 00:27:22,720 Speaker 1: bar here. Say no more, North, We're gonna send you 411 00:27:22,840 --> 00:27:28,640 Speaker 1: back down to the miners. No, no, no, no, there's 412 00:27:28,640 --> 00:27:33,040 Speaker 1: an opening of rubies all right, North, just looking over 413 00:27:33,119 --> 00:27:36,400 Speaker 1: your resume here. Uh and uh, you know if they're 414 00:27:36,400 --> 00:27:38,080 Speaker 1: getting through a couple of things, okay in your throat 415 00:27:39,160 --> 00:27:41,200 Speaker 1: a little bit, yeah, a little bit. I don't know 416 00:27:41,200 --> 00:27:45,000 Speaker 1: if you know this. Well, I'm fine. I just think 417 00:27:45,040 --> 00:27:47,120 Speaker 1: I'm being poisoned by one of my co workers, who 418 00:27:47,119 --> 00:27:51,720 Speaker 1: I don't think he's human. Well, there's multiple bosses. Huh 419 00:27:52,000 --> 00:27:56,119 Speaker 1: huh he said, co work, co worker. Yeah, that's what 420 00:27:56,160 --> 00:27:59,520 Speaker 1: I'm saying. That's what I'm saying. So listen, like a drink, 421 00:28:00,320 --> 00:28:09,200 Speaker 1: Uh no, Robo, I'm good, thank you. Drinking drinking, We're fine, Robo. 422 00:28:09,280 --> 00:28:11,880 Speaker 1: They don't drink that. Don't fucking drink that at all. 423 00:28:12,200 --> 00:28:15,479 Speaker 1: Steak drinks are not for me. Yeah, yeah. So uh, 424 00:28:15,920 --> 00:28:17,280 Speaker 1: let's get through this and then we can get you 425 00:28:17,280 --> 00:28:19,240 Speaker 1: in a law enforcement uniform and you'll be out there 426 00:28:19,920 --> 00:28:25,920 Speaker 1: doing your thing. All right, So let's go. Let's go, guys. Sorry, 427 00:28:25,920 --> 00:28:29,639 Speaker 1: started starting in starting round. I gave you the wrong application. 428 00:28:31,560 --> 00:28:33,800 Speaker 1: He's not trying to breathe in. Breathe in a second. 429 00:28:33,800 --> 00:28:42,520 Speaker 1: Breathe it. Don't breathe out. Keep breathing in. He's not 430 00:28:42,720 --> 00:28:47,000 Speaker 1: trying to um, he's trying to apply for the bargaining position. 431 00:28:49,080 --> 00:28:51,840 Speaker 1: He's trying to apply for the bartending position. Do our 432 00:28:51,920 --> 00:28:54,320 Speaker 1: turning purple? All right, I'll take any job right now. Guys. 433 00:28:55,240 --> 00:28:58,760 Speaker 1: You can see my resume is really strong. Um diamond bar. 434 00:28:58,920 --> 00:29:00,880 Speaker 1: Before that, I was was one of the painters on 435 00:29:00,920 --> 00:29:05,760 Speaker 1: the Master's channel. Very diverse. Do you think that there's 436 00:29:05,760 --> 00:29:10,720 Speaker 1: some people among us wore man, it's like you you 437 00:29:10,840 --> 00:29:14,480 Speaker 1: know exactly. You've been reading my diary, all right, No, 438 00:29:14,560 --> 00:29:17,280 Speaker 1: I haven't, No, I have not, okay, because that's that's 439 00:29:17,320 --> 00:29:22,840 Speaker 1: exactly what I put in there. Would anyone like Nacho's Grande? No, 440 00:29:23,080 --> 00:29:29,960 Speaker 1: those look good? Uh huh what uh? Yeah, yes, Robot 441 00:29:29,960 --> 00:29:35,959 Speaker 1: will take it. Blue cornships cornships, rob that's what kind 442 00:29:35,960 --> 00:29:42,920 Speaker 1: of name is that texting uhlbout huh, I'm old money 443 00:29:43,000 --> 00:29:45,920 Speaker 1: love it. Yeah, I should have figured. All right, it's 444 00:29:45,960 --> 00:29:49,720 Speaker 1: that accident. You know, the wealthy always have interesting names, 445 00:29:50,080 --> 00:29:54,440 Speaker 1: they do, cha cha jea, I take a break, Take 446 00:29:54,480 --> 00:29:56,600 Speaker 1: a break for a sack? Take all right? All right? 447 00:29:57,400 --> 00:30:00,760 Speaker 1: But if I take my pants off? No, please, plea. Look, 448 00:30:03,560 --> 00:30:06,760 Speaker 1: you know something's been happening while you've been here. Sales 449 00:30:07,120 --> 00:30:11,320 Speaker 1: through the roof, but also workplace accidents through the roof. 450 00:30:12,040 --> 00:30:18,920 Speaker 1: Customer satisfaction through the roof. Customer that's through the roof 451 00:30:20,520 --> 00:30:22,960 Speaker 1: is in here. We got a lot of holes in 452 00:30:23,000 --> 00:30:29,440 Speaker 1: the roof. Chat. What I'm trying to say is, all right, look, okay, 453 00:30:29,560 --> 00:30:32,120 Speaker 1: we're gonna get into Diamond Bar. You do the talking, 454 00:30:32,160 --> 00:30:34,479 Speaker 1: all right. When you distract them, we'll go in there 455 00:30:34,480 --> 00:30:39,160 Speaker 1: and crack the safe in the back. All right. So 456 00:30:39,280 --> 00:30:41,120 Speaker 1: I talked to him, and don't tell him you're going 457 00:30:41,200 --> 00:30:43,840 Speaker 1: to be in the bay. But what don't you? Don't 458 00:30:43,920 --> 00:30:45,760 Speaker 1: mention me at all. Don't mention why would you bring 459 00:30:45,800 --> 00:30:48,800 Speaker 1: me up? You you? I won't mention you or your 460 00:30:49,560 --> 00:30:52,360 Speaker 1: abilities to break into the sit. Don't say anything about 461 00:30:52,480 --> 00:30:54,719 Speaker 1: what's the plan. This is your plan? What do you mean? 462 00:30:54,760 --> 00:30:56,360 Speaker 1: What's the plan. I'm just repeating what you said we 463 00:30:56,480 --> 00:31:05,280 Speaker 1: would do to diamond bar. This is the best part. 464 00:31:05,360 --> 00:31:13,760 Speaker 1: The raps about to start. We got the diamond bar. 465 00:31:14,160 --> 00:31:16,800 Speaker 1: You could pull up your car. We got that diamond 466 00:31:16,840 --> 00:31:21,440 Speaker 1: park your mouth, put it in your mouth, Diamond bar 467 00:31:21,920 --> 00:31:25,560 Speaker 1: changed it. What are you doing? Man? That was my rap? 468 00:31:26,800 --> 00:31:29,760 Speaker 1: Oh I just uh, well, we only had one take 469 00:31:30,000 --> 00:31:32,200 Speaker 1: and you weren't here for the when we decided that 470 00:31:32,240 --> 00:31:34,280 Speaker 1: there was some errors from the first weren't here. You 471 00:31:34,360 --> 00:31:38,040 Speaker 1: gave me diarrhea with that chili? Did that was? That was? 472 00:31:38,360 --> 00:31:41,040 Speaker 1: That was vegetarian chili. So we don't know where the 473 00:31:41,080 --> 00:31:45,400 Speaker 1: diarrhea came from. But it wasn't bad meat. Fellas fellas 474 00:31:45,520 --> 00:31:50,480 Speaker 1: fellas Terry. I'm sorry, but we're sending you down. We're 475 00:31:50,520 --> 00:31:54,840 Speaker 1: going back to you. Weren't hidding me. You're going to Momos. No, 476 00:31:56,480 --> 00:32:00,600 Speaker 1: do the raps for Momos. He gave me diarrhead. Wasn't 477 00:32:00,680 --> 00:32:04,760 Speaker 1: my fault. That could have been from anything. Welcome to Momos. 478 00:32:10,720 --> 00:32:13,080 Speaker 1: If you come to Momos, you're gonna have fun for show. Show. 479 00:32:13,320 --> 00:32:15,720 Speaker 1: Oh there it is there it is thinking more drink 480 00:32:15,760 --> 00:32:17,880 Speaker 1: and do drinking, and drink and go to the door. 481 00:32:17,960 --> 00:32:20,040 Speaker 1: Hold on, wait, hold on, what what what do you 482 00:32:20,120 --> 00:32:22,320 Speaker 1: want me to take it again? No, let me give 483 00:32:22,360 --> 00:32:25,680 Speaker 1: it a shot. What the hell you took my momos? Rap? 484 00:32:25,800 --> 00:32:34,440 Speaker 1: What the hell is this? Alright? Okay, listen listen Terry everywhere, 485 00:32:34,760 --> 00:32:37,440 Speaker 1: we give me this and Darry all right, robot could 486 00:32:37,440 --> 00:32:42,160 Speaker 1: do momos? Oh that is this? Terry? You head over 487 00:32:42,200 --> 00:32:48,160 Speaker 1: to the little snack check Robo. Let's listen to robot. 488 00:32:48,240 --> 00:32:51,600 Speaker 1: Would you like some vegetarian chilling? Give us a give 489 00:32:51,680 --> 00:32:57,640 Speaker 1: us a, give us a rap. I'm Robo here from 490 00:32:57,720 --> 00:33:03,080 Speaker 1: Momos in a ho home on your yo yo? Oh 491 00:33:03,400 --> 00:33:07,640 Speaker 1: my god? You know you who hold on on your 492 00:33:07,760 --> 00:33:15,840 Speaker 1: yo yo? Anybody in my life? Man, welcome a little league. 493 00:33:16,440 --> 00:33:18,720 Speaker 1: Maybe we sell hot dogs. Some people want them on 494 00:33:18,760 --> 00:33:20,480 Speaker 1: a stick. You just take a straw, put it on 495 00:33:20,600 --> 00:33:23,680 Speaker 1: there and that's it. And to make sure you wrap 496 00:33:23,920 --> 00:33:28,280 Speaker 1: when you give him the receipt. All right? Um? Is 497 00:33:28,320 --> 00:33:37,080 Speaker 1: it just me behind here? You just you just shoot yourself? O. God, 498 00:33:38,800 --> 00:33:41,400 Speaker 1: it smells like strawberries in urine. It's like that golfer 499 00:33:41,480 --> 00:33:46,960 Speaker 1: on TV. I'm sick. I'm sick. Oh no, oh dude, 500 00:33:46,960 --> 00:33:52,440 Speaker 1: you're still going chad um interrupt your work here? Do 501 00:33:52,520 --> 00:33:57,200 Speaker 1: I know you? I'm your boss, right, funny, funny. Listen, 502 00:33:57,320 --> 00:34:01,400 Speaker 1: one of our old things up. Sorry please, one of 503 00:34:01,480 --> 00:34:04,840 Speaker 1: our old employees here. He's he's not doing so well. Frankly, 504 00:34:04,880 --> 00:34:08,040 Speaker 1: he's going to die soon. And he's one wish cool cool. 505 00:34:08,800 --> 00:34:11,919 Speaker 1: Well it's not that cool, chat, but it's one wish 506 00:34:12,040 --> 00:34:18,799 Speaker 1: is to hang out with you. Okay, Um, we'll we'll 507 00:34:18,800 --> 00:34:21,960 Speaker 1: still pay you for the hour you're there and will 508 00:34:22,000 --> 00:34:29,839 Speaker 1: include you know, your average tips and stuff. Got mad tips, yeah, Jack, 509 00:34:29,920 --> 00:34:32,400 Speaker 1: you get mad tips. So if you can just go 510 00:34:32,560 --> 00:34:39,440 Speaker 1: to um General Memorial Hospital, Room one twelve, General Memorial. 511 00:34:39,960 --> 00:34:42,040 Speaker 1: God damn it. Don't you understand. I'm trying to keep 512 00:34:42,080 --> 00:34:45,600 Speaker 1: these people alive. This is General Memorial and you're not 513 00:34:45,640 --> 00:34:51,640 Speaker 1: gonna take away from European to try pynetrition and I diegrist. Okay, 514 00:34:52,160 --> 00:34:54,279 Speaker 1: that's right. I work on children's feet all right now. 515 00:34:54,320 --> 00:34:56,080 Speaker 1: If you've got a problem with that and you think 516 00:34:56,080 --> 00:34:58,560 Speaker 1: I can't do open heart surgery, well then the problems 517 00:34:58,640 --> 00:35:01,399 Speaker 1: up to your ass. We have we have a surgeon here, 518 00:35:01,600 --> 00:35:04,320 Speaker 1: all right who can do the job. It's a surgeon 519 00:35:04,480 --> 00:35:08,280 Speaker 1: care just an eight six year old woman in there exactly. 520 00:35:08,360 --> 00:35:10,520 Speaker 1: She takes care of them. Hey, what's going on, guys? 521 00:35:10,560 --> 00:35:17,040 Speaker 1: I'm the new surgeon, Chad. Oh wow, hey, you're beautiful. 522 00:35:19,080 --> 00:35:22,800 Speaker 1: This is General Hospital Memorial. No, this is General Memorial Hospital. 523 00:35:22,840 --> 00:35:25,600 Speaker 1: If you want General Hospital Memorial, that's two miles down 524 00:35:25,719 --> 00:35:30,640 Speaker 1: on the right. I don't care what you say, all right, 525 00:35:30,719 --> 00:35:32,960 Speaker 1: I can smoke in a surgical swee. Who gives a ship? 526 00:35:33,080 --> 00:35:37,040 Speaker 1: All right? Maybe the patient gives a ship. The chances 527 00:35:37,080 --> 00:35:39,880 Speaker 1: they're gonna make it through this, huh for real? Close 528 00:35:39,960 --> 00:35:45,640 Speaker 1: to zero. I'm just a little concerned about the oxygen 529 00:35:45,719 --> 00:35:50,120 Speaker 1: tanks with the cigarettes, and it's so it's dangerous to 530 00:35:50,200 --> 00:35:52,719 Speaker 1: be in here, sir. Just sit back and relax. We'll 531 00:35:52,760 --> 00:35:56,800 Speaker 1: open you up to sleep right now, I think, No, 532 00:35:57,000 --> 00:35:58,719 Speaker 1: you do want to be put to sleep, and your 533 00:35:58,800 --> 00:36:06,759 Speaker 1: time's coming. Okay, So you are feeling ill, well, you 534 00:36:07,040 --> 00:36:10,680 Speaker 1: just fit the bill of someone who's sick and needs 535 00:36:10,760 --> 00:36:14,280 Speaker 1: to get better. Don't worry. You're gonna get a sweat 536 00:36:14,400 --> 00:36:18,759 Speaker 1: ter made for you after. But there's like, I don't 537 00:36:18,760 --> 00:36:20,879 Speaker 1: want the cigarette smoke, and I don't need a wrap. 538 00:36:20,960 --> 00:36:23,560 Speaker 1: In fact, I think I like an is it too 539 00:36:23,680 --> 00:36:26,759 Speaker 1: late for a second opinion? I'll give you. This is 540 00:36:26,960 --> 00:36:30,440 Speaker 1: generally Memorial, right. The only opinion you're gonna get is 541 00:36:30,800 --> 00:36:34,320 Speaker 1: to shut the hell up. All right, now second surgery. 542 00:36:34,360 --> 00:36:38,480 Speaker 1: All right, your second opinion. You're also unattractive. Now lie 543 00:36:38,560 --> 00:36:44,440 Speaker 1: back and fucking sucking it coming. Okay, back baby, because 544 00:36:44,440 --> 00:36:48,520 Speaker 1: it's coming through the Sir Hendricks, I know you have 545 00:36:48,560 --> 00:36:51,800 Speaker 1: a question about your bill. Uh yeah, the rap is charged. 546 00:36:52,239 --> 00:36:54,560 Speaker 1: So the rap is four and succeeds. Ask for the rap, 547 00:36:54,800 --> 00:36:57,360 Speaker 1: but we delivered the rap. You don't ask for the auction. 548 00:36:57,440 --> 00:36:59,759 Speaker 1: We give you the auction. But the auctions covered some 549 00:37:00,160 --> 00:37:05,919 Speaker 1: but I needed the oxygen. We disagree. Um, wrap makes 550 00:37:05,960 --> 00:37:08,520 Speaker 1: your day better? Have you been to like this? Some 551 00:37:08,800 --> 00:37:12,600 Speaker 1: kind of fucking joke? This is how wealthy people live? 552 00:37:12,640 --> 00:37:14,920 Speaker 1: All right? Have you been to Diamond Bar? They wrapped 553 00:37:14,960 --> 00:37:19,440 Speaker 1: their huh so, I'm just telling you wrapping is now. 554 00:37:20,840 --> 00:37:24,080 Speaker 1: So I think I went to the wrong hospital. Um, 555 00:37:25,480 --> 00:37:29,360 Speaker 1: but anyway, I got got some crazy tips. Uh so 556 00:37:29,480 --> 00:37:31,279 Speaker 1: that it happened with those guys. We're trying to rob us. 557 00:37:33,560 --> 00:37:41,759 Speaker 1: That is seen too see three comes or some John. 558 00:37:41,880 --> 00:37:43,640 Speaker 1: He wrote, Hey, I love the show. I've been listening 559 00:37:43,920 --> 00:37:46,080 Speaker 1: since the beginning and I've heard every episode. The one 560 00:37:46,280 --> 00:37:49,200 Speaker 1: positive about the coronavirus is that I can be outside 561 00:37:49,239 --> 00:37:51,359 Speaker 1: walking my dog listening to the show and I don't 562 00:37:51,400 --> 00:37:53,440 Speaker 1: have to look like a crazy person because I can 563 00:37:53,520 --> 00:37:56,120 Speaker 1: hide the constant laughter under my mask. I love the 564 00:37:56,200 --> 00:38:01,279 Speaker 1: theme music. It totally slaps. It totally slaps. Yeah, that's 565 00:38:01,280 --> 00:38:04,520 Speaker 1: what the kids are saying. I feel a hundred and five. 566 00:38:05,600 --> 00:38:08,960 Speaker 1: Why does the writer never get credit? The writer of 567 00:38:09,000 --> 00:38:15,240 Speaker 1: the theme music? Scene suggestion a struggling jazz musician whose 568 00:38:15,280 --> 00:38:18,239 Speaker 1: instrument is the fart noise you make by putting your 569 00:38:18,360 --> 00:38:21,600 Speaker 1: arm under your arm pret and squeezing. Thank you for everything, John, 570 00:38:24,239 --> 00:38:27,640 Speaker 1: All right, uh done. We just need a good, one 571 00:38:27,719 --> 00:38:31,600 Speaker 1: clean take, and I think we're ready to break for lunch. 572 00:38:32,239 --> 00:38:34,359 Speaker 1: Just one clean take. Let's take it from the top, 573 00:38:34,480 --> 00:38:54,000 Speaker 1: please when you're ready. M hmmm, um, Okay, it's a 574 00:38:54,040 --> 00:38:59,240 Speaker 1: little dry. Can I get something of What the fuck 575 00:38:59,320 --> 00:39:01,800 Speaker 1: do you just be doing it for so long? Okay? 576 00:39:01,960 --> 00:39:06,360 Speaker 1: The first take? Then say you can't do it anymore? Okay, 577 00:39:09,000 --> 00:39:13,680 Speaker 1: Oh are you kidding me? Are you kidding me? At 578 00:39:13,760 --> 00:39:17,160 Speaker 1: this time? You're using your mouth? Well, at this I 579 00:39:17,200 --> 00:39:19,880 Speaker 1: don't have enough lubrication from my arm pit anymore. I've 580 00:39:19,880 --> 00:39:21,279 Speaker 1: gotten to the point where I have to use my 581 00:39:21,360 --> 00:39:23,160 Speaker 1: mouth or give me a break. Let me take a 582 00:39:23,239 --> 00:39:26,400 Speaker 1: list break. It reads the listeners the listeners will pick 583 00:39:26,520 --> 00:39:29,400 Speaker 1: up on that. Maybe we bring in the Luba? Should 584 00:39:29,440 --> 00:39:33,000 Speaker 1: we should we call a luba? He's been retired for years. 585 00:39:33,680 --> 00:39:36,479 Speaker 1: I don't know, let's call him. See whatever, you're gonna 586 00:39:36,520 --> 00:39:41,640 Speaker 1: call the lub? You know there? This I don't think 587 00:39:41,680 --> 00:39:44,040 Speaker 1: you guys appreciate that this is not a This is 588 00:39:44,120 --> 00:39:46,839 Speaker 1: not a talent that just anybody can do free form 589 00:39:46,920 --> 00:39:51,200 Speaker 1: improvisational jazz with fart sound. Now I've got a I've 590 00:39:51,239 --> 00:39:53,840 Speaker 1: got a rash under my arm at this point in 591 00:39:53,920 --> 00:39:56,120 Speaker 1: time because I had to shave in order to do 592 00:39:56,280 --> 00:39:59,359 Speaker 1: your first three sets? All right, have you tried how 593 00:39:59,480 --> 00:40:03,279 Speaker 1: how how many hours have you sustained jazz? I'm not 594 00:40:03,520 --> 00:40:07,279 Speaker 1: the musician, Okay, I'm the engineer. Okay, I try to 595 00:40:07,400 --> 00:40:10,040 Speaker 1: make things sound better. But I'll tell you what doesn't 596 00:40:10,040 --> 00:40:13,399 Speaker 1: sound good. Faking the funk using your mouth. That's bullshit, man, 597 00:40:13,920 --> 00:40:17,040 Speaker 1: it's bullshit man. Now do you want to stall in 598 00:40:17,080 --> 00:40:20,360 Speaker 1: the luber? I mean, I need something because at this 599 00:40:20,440 --> 00:40:23,719 Speaker 1: point I can't do it with my armpit anymore. It's 600 00:40:23,800 --> 00:40:27,040 Speaker 1: time to call the luber in you guys call me. 601 00:40:27,160 --> 00:40:30,680 Speaker 1: I got I got glocks, lugers, I got pistols, I 602 00:40:30,800 --> 00:40:35,120 Speaker 1: got uh rifles shotguns. Yeah no, that's good. So we look, 603 00:40:35,160 --> 00:40:37,960 Speaker 1: we're playing the heist, so we're gonna need something low key, 604 00:40:38,160 --> 00:40:42,840 Speaker 1: something that's a discreet. Wait wait, wait wait it is 605 00:40:42,880 --> 00:40:45,960 Speaker 1: just I don't want a rifle. Wait why would you 606 00:40:46,000 --> 00:40:50,160 Speaker 1: want I'm not selling the rifle. I'm selling pistol. Right, 607 00:40:53,360 --> 00:40:58,319 Speaker 1: he wanted Loki. So where's Loki, Loki, son of Odin. Yeah, 608 00:40:58,640 --> 00:41:00,120 Speaker 1: I got that. I got that. Don't worry abou that. 609 00:41:00,160 --> 00:41:05,080 Speaker 1: I'll get you that mischief. Yeah yeah, yeah, we all know. Yeah. Listen, 610 00:41:05,160 --> 00:41:07,200 Speaker 1: you want the package, then you pay for the package. 611 00:41:07,239 --> 00:41:09,640 Speaker 1: All right. What you're offering from the package is different 612 00:41:09,680 --> 00:41:11,239 Speaker 1: than what do you displayed? All right, so I feel 613 00:41:11,239 --> 00:41:13,160 Speaker 1: like we're getting like a different deal. There's an extra 614 00:41:16,440 --> 00:41:19,000 Speaker 1: when the hell is Donald? I don't know, man, I'm 615 00:41:19,000 --> 00:41:20,960 Speaker 1: not your buddy that you don't worry about. I'm not 616 00:41:21,000 --> 00:41:23,399 Speaker 1: talking to you. Seem like you're looking right at me. Well, 617 00:41:23,400 --> 00:41:26,279 Speaker 1: because I'm just I'm just thinking aloud, just thinking aloud. 618 00:41:26,320 --> 00:41:28,480 Speaker 1: Piece of advice. Don't argue with man who carries a 619 00:41:28,480 --> 00:41:30,880 Speaker 1: bunch of lousers. Oh yeah, boy, how about this? How 620 00:41:30,880 --> 00:41:32,480 Speaker 1: about you don't argue with the guy who has a 621 00:41:32,560 --> 00:41:35,040 Speaker 1: better self, a sense of you know, what I'm pissed 622 00:41:35,040 --> 00:41:36,920 Speaker 1: out of my ask right now. Okay, you better just 623 00:41:37,040 --> 00:41:39,800 Speaker 1: watch yourself, all right, you better watch you angry issues. 624 00:41:39,880 --> 00:41:42,600 Speaker 1: You should go through therapy. Do you know what I 625 00:41:42,680 --> 00:41:44,440 Speaker 1: wish I could? I wish I could I write with 626 00:41:44,520 --> 00:41:46,120 Speaker 1: my insurance at the moment doesn't pay for that, all right, 627 00:41:46,239 --> 00:41:49,040 Speaker 1: but I think it's really healthy and really important. Right, 628 00:41:49,280 --> 00:41:52,000 Speaker 1: all right? Do you get me? I get you? Do 629 00:41:52,080 --> 00:41:55,920 Speaker 1: you want to go check them and cut? All right? 630 00:41:55,960 --> 00:41:59,279 Speaker 1: That's a good take. Listen, Um, we got something coming in. 631 00:42:00,080 --> 00:42:03,640 Speaker 1: We got the head of the label coming in. He's 632 00:42:03,680 --> 00:42:05,759 Speaker 1: got he's got some notes. He's a fan of yours. 633 00:42:06,120 --> 00:42:11,480 Speaker 1: He's a fan. He's got some notes. All right. Um, hm, 634 00:42:12,640 --> 00:42:15,360 Speaker 1: you realize that we're again at the second half of 635 00:42:15,400 --> 00:42:17,920 Speaker 1: the day, and I do my best work at the beginning. 636 00:42:19,200 --> 00:42:21,839 Speaker 1: I try to get him early, but he he had 637 00:42:22,440 --> 00:42:27,759 Speaker 1: he had another, he had another. You know. Okay, Mr 638 00:42:27,880 --> 00:42:32,759 Speaker 1: gold Record is here? Should I let him in? Yes? 639 00:42:32,960 --> 00:42:37,480 Speaker 1: Thank you, thank you, Mr Golder. Hey how you doing, 640 00:42:37,560 --> 00:42:41,680 Speaker 1: Andre gold Record? Yeah? Hi, we know you. I worked 641 00:42:41,760 --> 00:42:44,160 Speaker 1: for you. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, I want to talk 642 00:42:44,200 --> 00:42:46,520 Speaker 1: to the artist. I got you, sure of course. All right, 643 00:42:46,560 --> 00:42:49,640 Speaker 1: this way offering into the booth, A big fan of 644 00:42:50,000 --> 00:42:51,880 Speaker 1: big fan of your work. I don't know if you 645 00:42:51,920 --> 00:42:58,520 Speaker 1: want to shake my hand. Um duly noted. I really 646 00:42:58,560 --> 00:43:03,279 Speaker 1: liked kind of fart. Yeah, I like to kind of fart. 647 00:43:03,960 --> 00:43:08,880 Speaker 1: I liked uh farts brew Oh wow, that was you 648 00:43:08,920 --> 00:43:10,759 Speaker 1: know what. I thought that was kind of risky when 649 00:43:10,800 --> 00:43:13,680 Speaker 1: I made it, because it's edgy. Just the name of it. 650 00:43:14,920 --> 00:43:16,960 Speaker 1: Oh it was, it was edgy. I mean, he really 651 00:43:17,000 --> 00:43:20,960 Speaker 1: pushed jazz to new levels. Uh take farts I really liked. 652 00:43:21,760 --> 00:43:26,360 Speaker 1: Uh huh. Can I be honest, I don't think that 653 00:43:26,520 --> 00:43:31,200 Speaker 1: these thank you. I just don't think that the producers 654 00:43:31,239 --> 00:43:35,280 Speaker 1: here realized that the work I put in is it's hard. 655 00:43:35,400 --> 00:43:37,120 Speaker 1: I can't do it all day long. I think they 656 00:43:37,160 --> 00:43:41,120 Speaker 1: think I'm a typical studio musician that I could just 657 00:43:41,160 --> 00:43:46,359 Speaker 1: bring some repeople. Look at my look at my armpit. Yeah, 658 00:43:46,440 --> 00:43:49,560 Speaker 1: you're red and dry, you're a chapt Yeah. They call 659 00:43:49,600 --> 00:43:52,440 Speaker 1: it a luber. They said that they didn't. They've tried 660 00:43:52,480 --> 00:43:54,120 Speaker 1: to call it a luber. But I waited here and 661 00:43:54,160 --> 00:43:56,919 Speaker 1: they said I was wasted studio time. But I can't 662 00:43:57,000 --> 00:43:59,920 Speaker 1: work without a good louver. Sometimes you call for a luber, 663 00:44:00,000 --> 00:44:03,359 Speaker 1: you get a luger. Mm hmm. You know I think 664 00:44:03,440 --> 00:44:07,240 Speaker 1: that is what that might be. They were too embarrassed 665 00:44:07,280 --> 00:44:09,520 Speaker 1: to admit it because no Luber ever showed up. But 666 00:44:09,640 --> 00:44:11,279 Speaker 1: I did see a bunch of guns in the room 667 00:44:11,280 --> 00:44:14,920 Speaker 1: and I was like, what's going on? Now? Look? You 668 00:44:15,040 --> 00:44:19,320 Speaker 1: do you man? But I am paying for the studio 669 00:44:19,480 --> 00:44:22,560 Speaker 1: time and I need some tracks on the web. Whoa 670 00:44:22,640 --> 00:44:26,200 Speaker 1: step back, step back, step back. I'm Andre Gold Record. 671 00:44:26,760 --> 00:44:31,000 Speaker 1: I mean you're just a little close right now. Do 672 00:44:31,120 --> 00:44:37,719 Speaker 1: you need me to loub your you're do you? I 673 00:44:37,840 --> 00:44:41,319 Speaker 1: wasn't always a record label owner and producer, all right, 674 00:44:41,800 --> 00:44:46,640 Speaker 1: I started out at the bottom. Uh huh. Yeah. Well 675 00:44:46,640 --> 00:44:49,839 Speaker 1: I'm just looking at your skin here, and it looks 676 00:44:49,920 --> 00:44:55,719 Speaker 1: like you have a deep, deep dermatological infection. But it's not. 677 00:44:55,880 --> 00:44:59,600 Speaker 1: It's not permanent, right, We just gotta put some there. Jim, 678 00:44:59,680 --> 00:45:02,600 Speaker 1: get out in my office. You're a petrist, all right. 679 00:45:02,800 --> 00:45:06,520 Speaker 1: Don't look. If you want to make a difference in 680 00:45:06,560 --> 00:45:09,520 Speaker 1: this hospital, you gotta step up, all right. I've been 681 00:45:09,600 --> 00:45:12,000 Speaker 1: with General Hospital Memorial for twenty years. What do you 682 00:45:12,080 --> 00:45:14,480 Speaker 1: have on your resume? What do I have on my resume? 683 00:45:14,719 --> 00:45:17,200 Speaker 1: I got people's souls on my resume. I live with 684 00:45:17,239 --> 00:45:20,719 Speaker 1: that everything, baby, babe, Did you do it to do 685 00:45:20,800 --> 00:45:22,400 Speaker 1: it today in the office. Did you just walk in 686 00:45:22,480 --> 00:45:25,279 Speaker 1: there and just take us and take his patience and stuff? Yeah? 687 00:45:25,360 --> 00:45:29,319 Speaker 1: I did it, and I want to change medicine. You're 688 00:45:29,360 --> 00:45:31,800 Speaker 1: going to, baby, you're calling to can't be like this. 689 00:45:33,239 --> 00:45:34,960 Speaker 1: Look look at the work you've already done on me. 690 00:45:35,520 --> 00:45:37,959 Speaker 1: No one's seen this yet, all these parts you've sewn 691 00:45:38,040 --> 00:45:43,359 Speaker 1: to me. They're beautiful. You're beautiful. You're beautiful. Camera out 692 00:45:43,400 --> 00:45:47,120 Speaker 1: of you, You're beautiful. You're the best. Camera, You're the best. 693 00:45:47,760 --> 00:45:51,960 Speaker 1: So are we doing it tonight? No? No, not yet. 694 00:45:52,520 --> 00:45:58,440 Speaker 1: You're not ready. You're not ready. You're ready, you're ready. Yeah, sorry, 695 00:45:58,480 --> 00:46:01,360 Speaker 1: I'm late. That luber rank fill up here, Here we go. 696 00:46:01,640 --> 00:46:03,560 Speaker 1: Let me get started on your Can you take your 697 00:46:03,560 --> 00:46:06,120 Speaker 1: shirt off? Well? Hold hold on, hold on, I'm sorry, 698 00:46:06,120 --> 00:46:08,879 Speaker 1: I'm sorry. Hi, I'm an internet. Wait, don't step away 699 00:46:08,920 --> 00:46:11,520 Speaker 1: from artists. You didn't show me any credentials. I don't 700 00:46:11,560 --> 00:46:14,359 Speaker 1: know who you are. Who sent you? Look inside my jacket? Here? 701 00:46:14,440 --> 00:46:19,360 Speaker 1: Look at all these different lubes. Okay, sent you? Andre 702 00:46:19,480 --> 00:46:22,480 Speaker 1: gold Record sent me? Do you want to ask any 703 00:46:22,520 --> 00:46:27,480 Speaker 1: more questions? Where's the pick? It's right here. Just be 704 00:46:27,600 --> 00:46:37,359 Speaker 1: careful an let it burn, feel it, and then put 705 00:46:37,440 --> 00:46:40,960 Speaker 1: it in the music. It's just so I don't know. 706 00:46:48,239 --> 00:46:50,840 Speaker 1: This is a fantastic interview. This is someone that I 707 00:46:51,000 --> 00:46:54,200 Speaker 1: had wanted to speak to for years. His music has 708 00:46:54,280 --> 00:47:00,440 Speaker 1: influenced generations since and even genres after. Please give a warm, 709 00:47:00,760 --> 00:47:08,120 Speaker 1: warm welcome two miles thumb better Miles, thank you so 710 00:47:08,239 --> 00:47:12,080 Speaker 1: much for being here on talking music. Uh, and what 711 00:47:12,200 --> 00:47:14,000 Speaker 1: a pleasure it is. First off, let me just say it, 712 00:47:14,120 --> 00:47:17,440 Speaker 1: what a shame they had to amputate your arm and 713 00:47:17,560 --> 00:47:21,800 Speaker 1: armpit after a deep, deep infection with some bad lube. 714 00:47:21,840 --> 00:47:23,480 Speaker 1: I am, I am hum sorry to hear that. But 715 00:47:24,040 --> 00:47:27,560 Speaker 1: your your classic records still live, it still settle today 716 00:47:28,200 --> 00:47:31,320 Speaker 1: and they they've influenced so so many people around the globe. 717 00:47:32,320 --> 00:47:35,160 Speaker 1: I honestly, if you want, you could put your hand 718 00:47:35,320 --> 00:47:38,800 Speaker 1: underneath this armpit and I could probably make some jazz. 719 00:47:39,480 --> 00:47:45,440 Speaker 1: You're seriously, I mean we could find out right now. 720 00:47:45,480 --> 00:47:49,279 Speaker 1: I don't know. It depends on if you can cut good. Oh. 721 00:47:49,920 --> 00:47:51,560 Speaker 1: I was asking, yeah, so you would like me to 722 00:47:51,600 --> 00:47:54,719 Speaker 1: do it? You know what, now it's gotten awkward. I 723 00:47:54,800 --> 00:47:56,600 Speaker 1: thought you would be more excited about it, and you've 724 00:47:56,600 --> 00:48:00,799 Speaker 1: seen hesitention even the tiniest bit of ass he takes 725 00:48:00,840 --> 00:48:05,920 Speaker 1: away from the magic of jazz right now, speak about 726 00:48:05,960 --> 00:48:10,200 Speaker 1: that magic of jazz. You said that you have worshiped 727 00:48:10,239 --> 00:48:14,320 Speaker 1: some occult titles Loki for instance, and different Greek gods 728 00:48:14,480 --> 00:48:20,120 Speaker 1: that well, not the Roman gods, actually Nordic god, so 729 00:48:20,160 --> 00:48:21,920 Speaker 1: there's there's a lot of different gods type of work. 730 00:48:22,080 --> 00:48:25,839 Speaker 1: You tell me, you tell me this podcast is lame. 731 00:48:25,920 --> 00:48:27,440 Speaker 1: But what I don't want to make out to this 732 00:48:29,840 --> 00:48:32,320 Speaker 1: his albums part I mean, Frows maybe one of the 733 00:48:32,360 --> 00:48:36,799 Speaker 1: best albums out there ever after that, but yeah, let's 734 00:48:36,880 --> 00:48:39,439 Speaker 1: let's make out the moon five instead on whatever you want. 735 00:48:39,480 --> 00:48:44,040 Speaker 1: I don't even care. Seem like one of us you kissing. 736 00:48:45,719 --> 00:48:48,040 Speaker 1: I just don't. Let's not ask questions right now, let's 737 00:48:48,120 --> 00:48:51,120 Speaker 1: just get I'm sorry. I just go with why are 738 00:48:51,160 --> 00:48:53,920 Speaker 1: you so looped up? You're so looked up right now? 739 00:48:55,239 --> 00:48:59,000 Speaker 1: It's all over your chest. Well that's how I roll, 740 00:49:00,440 --> 00:49:03,080 Speaker 1: all right? Is it too much? Are you saying it's 741 00:49:03,160 --> 00:49:05,920 Speaker 1: too much love? Because that's what I'm hearing. I mean, 742 00:49:05,960 --> 00:49:07,399 Speaker 1: I don't know if there's such a thing as too 743 00:49:07,480 --> 00:49:10,600 Speaker 1: much lub, but that was my point than oh shoot, 744 00:49:10,640 --> 00:49:13,560 Speaker 1: I just shot the luger. Is that okay? And how 745 00:49:13,560 --> 00:49:20,000 Speaker 1: I'm really hot? Move out of the way. We got 746 00:49:20,040 --> 00:49:22,680 Speaker 1: a man shot right here. Get out of the way. 747 00:49:22,760 --> 00:49:25,719 Speaker 1: I gotta tell you under surgery, Jimmy, just God, damn it? 748 00:49:26,360 --> 00:49:29,200 Speaker 1: Am I or am I just a ductor? We don't 749 00:49:29,200 --> 00:49:30,640 Speaker 1: have a surgeon today. You're gonna have to do it. 750 00:49:32,000 --> 00:49:35,920 Speaker 1: Is this General Hospital memorial? Uh so all the former 751 00:49:35,960 --> 00:49:38,080 Speaker 1: cast members of General Hospital who have died, there's like 752 00:49:38,280 --> 00:49:43,800 Speaker 1: an homage to them show today. Oh man, that was 753 00:49:43,880 --> 00:49:46,320 Speaker 1: the very first thing I thought when that order was 754 00:49:46,440 --> 00:49:50,839 Speaker 1: said the first time. Oh, let's tend all of our 755 00:49:50,840 --> 00:49:57,239 Speaker 1: outcomes today. James Haney, Jimmy Jangle June, thanks for having me. 756 00:49:57,560 --> 00:50:00,800 Speaker 1: I have updated my web page, the old James Heeney 757 00:50:00,880 --> 00:50:03,920 Speaker 1: dot com, and you can find all of my live shows, 758 00:50:04,040 --> 00:50:08,440 Speaker 1: including The Alchemy, this live hangs, the Bear Supply live streams. 759 00:50:08,520 --> 00:50:12,520 Speaker 1: I do a Monday morning fanmail show, uh with game Front. 760 00:50:12,800 --> 00:50:17,040 Speaker 1: You can find that schedule on my web page. Uh sorry, 761 00:50:17,280 --> 00:50:20,279 Speaker 1: So the Alchemy is live hangs that were offering two 762 00:50:20,280 --> 00:50:24,000 Speaker 1: Patreon members only are available on your website. So on 763 00:50:24,200 --> 00:50:28,000 Speaker 1: my website is the schedule. Anyone can watch the live stream, 764 00:50:28,080 --> 00:50:32,000 Speaker 1: but only the Alchemaniacs. Well, all of the Patreons can 765 00:50:32,080 --> 00:50:35,040 Speaker 1: see the recorded version. So if you want to be 766 00:50:35,160 --> 00:50:37,920 Speaker 1: their live, which is the only way for me to 767 00:50:37,960 --> 00:50:41,160 Speaker 1: see it. You could find the scheduled time on my 768 00:50:41,280 --> 00:50:47,480 Speaker 1: web page. And I do bootleg videos of our Alchemy 769 00:50:47,560 --> 00:50:50,879 Speaker 1: live Hank for just seven dollars each. Although that's totally cool. 770 00:50:50,960 --> 00:50:53,560 Speaker 1: Is it the real James Heney dot com? Yes, the 771 00:50:53,600 --> 00:50:57,680 Speaker 1: Real James dot com. Awesome, chrisov Arano, thank you so 772 00:50:57,760 --> 00:51:00,560 Speaker 1: goddamn much for being here today. Thank you for having me. 773 00:51:00,600 --> 00:51:03,239 Speaker 1: It's weird to call your website a web page, but anyway, UM, 774 00:51:03,360 --> 00:51:06,600 Speaker 1: I was actually on my first my very first acting gig, 775 00:51:06,680 --> 00:51:09,759 Speaker 1: professional acting gig was on General Hospital. I was red 776 00:51:09,840 --> 00:51:12,200 Speaker 1: carpet announcer. It's not a big deal, but it was 777 00:51:12,280 --> 00:51:16,840 Speaker 1: at the time, you know, red carpet announcer. I am credited. 778 00:51:17,200 --> 00:51:21,080 Speaker 1: Um and yeah, check out the Real James Heeney dot com. 779 00:51:21,680 --> 00:51:23,960 Speaker 1: Something he's trying to pull away people from Chris dash 780 00:51:24,000 --> 00:51:25,879 Speaker 1: Alvarado dot com, which is fine. Yes, you know, we're 781 00:51:25,880 --> 00:51:30,279 Speaker 1: all competing here. I think it's healthy. A tool saying 782 00:51:30,360 --> 00:51:32,360 Speaker 1: thank you so damn much for joining us today. Thank you, 783 00:51:32,480 --> 00:51:34,400 Speaker 1: thanks for having me. You can follow me on my 784 00:51:34,520 --> 00:51:38,640 Speaker 1: socials um also at Chris stash Alvarado dot com. Back 785 00:51:38,719 --> 00:51:44,960 Speaker 1: slash awesome, Greig Atkowski, thanks as always, Hey, my pleasure, 786 00:51:45,320 --> 00:51:48,440 Speaker 1: and now the word two weeks ahead? I don't know. 787 00:51:48,600 --> 00:51:51,440 Speaker 1: I never know when this drops. Is this dropic before 788 00:51:52,480 --> 00:51:55,800 Speaker 1: March twenty? What? What's on your mind? What if it 789 00:51:56,000 --> 00:52:03,479 Speaker 1: is or isn't? Well, no reason, okay, but yeah, Thrilling 790 00:52:03,480 --> 00:52:06,960 Speaker 1: Adventure our the cast members of that show. We're doing 791 00:52:07,000 --> 00:52:12,640 Speaker 1: a little special show and tell episode where we screen clips, uh, 792 00:52:12,920 --> 00:52:16,560 Speaker 1: embarrassing clips from our past. And you can find that 793 00:52:16,680 --> 00:52:20,680 Speaker 1: at a house seats live dot com. That's gonna be 794 00:52:20,760 --> 00:52:24,120 Speaker 1: on March twenty, and after March twent would be available 795 00:52:24,160 --> 00:52:27,360 Speaker 1: on demand. Do we think you can still pay for 796 00:52:27,440 --> 00:52:29,080 Speaker 1: it and and watch it? I think for up to 797 00:52:29,120 --> 00:52:31,520 Speaker 1: two weeks after it airs. Okay, So if you're hearing 798 00:52:31,600 --> 00:52:33,279 Speaker 1: this in time, please enjoy the hell out of that, 799 00:52:33,760 --> 00:52:38,560 Speaker 1: and thank you, Craig, Joey Green. You know, Chris dash 800 00:52:38,600 --> 00:52:41,960 Speaker 1: Alvarado has dot com has so so much great content. 801 00:52:42,080 --> 00:52:47,759 Speaker 1: So does the real James Haney dot com. But I 802 00:52:47,840 --> 00:52:50,200 Speaker 1: gotta be honest, I'm waiting for that Craig Atkowski website 803 00:52:51,040 --> 00:52:53,640 Speaker 1: until that drops. He's got a page right now, but 804 00:52:53,840 --> 00:52:57,240 Speaker 1: the site's coming. Okay, Okay, we'll check that out. I didn't. 805 00:52:57,280 --> 00:52:59,520 Speaker 1: I got nothing to say that. That's what I was 806 00:52:59,560 --> 00:53:04,479 Speaker 1: looking for. Fair Enough, let's hear thank you and small 807 00:53:04,520 --> 00:53:06,800 Speaker 1: smattering of applause for our engineering of the stars and 808 00:53:06,840 --> 00:53:11,760 Speaker 1: producer Mr Doug Bay and find things that I heart media, 809 00:53:14,880 --> 00:53:16,960 Speaker 1: I mean, host Kevin Pollok, thanking you so damn much. 810 00:53:17,280 --> 00:53:19,120 Speaker 1: Please continue to write to us. We love to hear 811 00:53:19,239 --> 00:53:21,600 Speaker 1: from you, write a review if you have some time. 812 00:53:21,680 --> 00:53:24,800 Speaker 1: Tell everyone you've ever met be kind to each other please, 813 00:53:25,080 --> 00:53:29,640 Speaker 1: that would be most appreciated. And um yeah, that's it 814 00:53:29,760 --> 00:53:32,399 Speaker 1: for today. Thank you so damn much. Until next time, 815 00:54:01,000 --> 00:54:02,480 Speaker 1: A football the paper