1 00:00:02,040 --> 00:00:06,680 Speaker 1: Well, he'll come back to another episode of Alchemy. There's 2 00:00:06,720 --> 00:00:13,360 Speaker 1: cope y dation. I'm your host, Kevin Pollock, Yes, Kevin Pollock. Hey, 3 00:00:13,840 --> 00:00:16,800 Speaker 1: never you mind point Dextor. I'll finish my calculus test 4 00:00:16,840 --> 00:00:20,000 Speaker 1: when I'm good and fucking ready. Jerk, but I digress. 5 00:00:20,120 --> 00:00:22,520 Speaker 1: Let's meet our alchemists, shall we? In no particular orders? 6 00:00:22,520 --> 00:00:29,360 Speaker 1: Say hello to James. He need Jiji James? Hi? Is that? 7 00:00:30,280 --> 00:00:33,000 Speaker 1: Is there some sort of quirky name you're gonna give me? 8 00:00:33,479 --> 00:00:35,360 Speaker 1: I shot the Heat but did not, in fact shoot 9 00:00:35,360 --> 00:00:39,159 Speaker 1: the deputy. Do you remember your first roller coaster? Uh? 10 00:00:39,360 --> 00:00:42,920 Speaker 1: My first roller coaster was the Dragon. It was at 11 00:00:42,920 --> 00:00:47,000 Speaker 1: the Kerry Days Festival. If I was on a roller 12 00:00:47,040 --> 00:00:49,760 Speaker 1: coaster before that, it was because I was not sentient yet. 13 00:00:50,720 --> 00:00:53,160 Speaker 1: But I remember the Dragon. It was just a really bad, 14 00:00:53,200 --> 00:00:56,640 Speaker 1: small roller coaster that went in the circle two hills. Okay? 15 00:00:56,760 --> 00:00:58,920 Speaker 1: Is that Chris wants to know if there's a possibility 16 00:00:58,960 --> 00:01:02,720 Speaker 1: you were not sent to him? Yeah? And I think 17 00:01:02,720 --> 00:01:05,760 Speaker 1: he speaks for all of us. Yes, I mean I 18 00:01:05,800 --> 00:01:09,360 Speaker 1: am sentient now and i've been it's probably about probably 19 00:01:10,000 --> 00:01:12,280 Speaker 1: maybe I've hung out with you many of nights after shows, 20 00:01:12,280 --> 00:01:17,720 Speaker 1: and you have not been sentient dude. Say, hey, Caroline Carter, 21 00:01:18,240 --> 00:01:21,920 Speaker 1: Carter not smarta. Can we get a preview on what 22 00:01:22,040 --> 00:01:26,560 Speaker 1: your last words will be before you die? Oh? Probably 23 00:01:26,680 --> 00:01:30,240 Speaker 1: like I have to go to the bathroom the restaurant 24 00:01:31,160 --> 00:01:37,320 Speaker 1: that is the greatest because so many people shipped themselves. Hey, everybody, 25 00:01:37,319 --> 00:01:42,040 Speaker 1: it's cold Stratton strattone Ovich. What do you think of 26 00:01:42,080 --> 00:01:44,399 Speaker 1: the film? What did you think of the film? Because 27 00:01:44,440 --> 00:01:46,479 Speaker 1: I'm assuming that you're the only person I know who 28 00:01:46,560 --> 00:01:51,960 Speaker 1: saw it called Cats. You know, I've I've almost hit 29 00:01:52,040 --> 00:01:55,920 Speaker 1: play so many times, but I have not yet brought 30 00:01:55,960 --> 00:01:58,800 Speaker 1: myself to do it. I'm going to, I swear I'm 31 00:01:58,840 --> 00:02:01,680 Speaker 1: going to, because it's like it's, you know, a car 32 00:02:01,720 --> 00:02:03,360 Speaker 1: wrect of a movie from what I hear, but I 33 00:02:03,400 --> 00:02:09,560 Speaker 1: have not done it yet. All right, well did you 34 00:02:09,560 --> 00:02:15,800 Speaker 1: buy it? No, it's just I'm sure it's already on 35 00:02:15,960 --> 00:02:27,200 Speaker 1: v vhs thinking at the laser disk. Hey there's Chris Avarando, tall, 36 00:02:27,440 --> 00:02:33,200 Speaker 1: not dark enough and handsome. Ever been fishing? Um No, 37 00:02:33,360 --> 00:02:39,240 Speaker 1: not officially officially, no, not offectively. Okay, I like it. 38 00:02:39,280 --> 00:02:42,640 Speaker 1: I like all about it. Uh. And last, but don't 39 00:02:42,720 --> 00:02:44,320 Speaker 1: let the door hit you on the balls if you 40 00:02:44,360 --> 00:02:47,480 Speaker 1: think him least it's Joey Greer MERV the PURV. What's 41 00:02:47,639 --> 00:02:53,639 Speaker 1: I sure you? And why so small? I'm a six 42 00:02:53,680 --> 00:02:59,200 Speaker 1: and a half in children's and I think it's just 43 00:02:59,360 --> 00:03:02,760 Speaker 1: my water if I can be honest. Okay, fair enough, 44 00:03:02,840 --> 00:03:06,240 Speaker 1: let's do a damn show. Most of our scenes were 45 00:03:06,280 --> 00:03:09,840 Speaker 1: suggested by your listener emails. If you'd like to submit one, 46 00:03:09,880 --> 00:03:11,600 Speaker 1: please write to the podcast at your name here at 47 00:03:11,639 --> 00:03:14,280 Speaker 1: alchemy this dot com. I love to read your emails, 48 00:03:14,960 --> 00:03:16,960 Speaker 1: I replied to as many as I can, which is 49 00:03:17,760 --> 00:03:20,760 Speaker 1: I'm at about a ninety percentage right right now again, 50 00:03:20,760 --> 00:03:24,440 Speaker 1: write your name here and alchemy this dot com. See 51 00:03:24,560 --> 00:03:27,680 Speaker 1: number one fact comes from listener Steve, who wrote, there 52 00:03:27,760 --> 00:03:30,160 Speaker 1: was a story I remember about a family whose hands 53 00:03:30,600 --> 00:03:33,960 Speaker 1: with a size of the foam number one hands used 54 00:03:33,960 --> 00:03:38,040 Speaker 1: at sporting events. I lied, I don't remember it anymore, 55 00:03:38,120 --> 00:03:40,320 Speaker 1: so I'm hoping that you can share it with us. 56 00:03:41,000 --> 00:03:44,520 Speaker 1: That is an ass backwards way of saying his suggestion 57 00:03:44,880 --> 00:03:49,960 Speaker 1: is family whose hands are the size of foam number 58 00:03:50,040 --> 00:03:52,760 Speaker 1: one hands. You have shared so much already with all 59 00:03:52,760 --> 00:03:57,360 Speaker 1: of us listeners, and all I know, uh is all true. 60 00:03:57,480 --> 00:04:00,800 Speaker 1: Just wondering if you are ever late for something or 61 00:04:00,840 --> 00:04:04,320 Speaker 1: forget to do something and only have a lame excuse 62 00:04:04,520 --> 00:04:07,320 Speaker 1: doing does doing this show allow you to come up 63 00:04:07,360 --> 00:04:11,960 Speaker 1: with a believable excuse? So the premise again of this 64 00:04:12,000 --> 00:04:15,080 Speaker 1: one this guy is is this Yoda? Is this Yoda? 65 00:04:15,720 --> 00:04:17,719 Speaker 1: He just wants to learn how to be a con artist? 66 00:04:17,720 --> 00:04:20,039 Speaker 1: So that's a he's like, I tried to con that 67 00:04:20,160 --> 00:04:24,800 Speaker 1: story off. I couldn't do it right? And do we 68 00:04:25,080 --> 00:04:29,120 Speaker 1: our wants to know? Ye? Using the powers of improvisation 69 00:04:29,200 --> 00:04:31,560 Speaker 1: allows us to come up with things on the spot, 70 00:04:31,640 --> 00:04:37,440 Speaker 1: and the answer is yeah, you could improvise robbing a 71 00:04:37,440 --> 00:04:44,120 Speaker 1: bank and then actually Robert, thank you, his name is Steve. Alright. 72 00:04:44,200 --> 00:04:47,480 Speaker 1: I'd like you guys to be very cautious. Those are antiques. 73 00:04:48,520 --> 00:04:51,120 Speaker 1: If you break it, you buy it. Let's just move 74 00:04:51,200 --> 00:04:52,920 Speaker 1: this stuff out of here. Come on, we're moving it out. 75 00:04:53,160 --> 00:04:58,560 Speaker 1: Let's go. Are you talking to Dave. I'm talking to 76 00:04:58,600 --> 00:05:00,760 Speaker 1: the customers that just walk and I just want to 77 00:05:00,760 --> 00:05:04,800 Speaker 1: make sure that they're cautious these antiques, in fact, that 78 00:05:04,880 --> 00:05:11,640 Speaker 1: they're that's from the Revolutionary War. I'm sorry. The way 79 00:05:12,000 --> 00:05:15,159 Speaker 1: you're treating me and my family is incredibly disrespectful. You 80 00:05:15,200 --> 00:05:17,839 Speaker 1: have a moving crew moving your antiques around. You're not 81 00:05:17,839 --> 00:05:19,520 Speaker 1: saying anything to them. But I think you're saying it 82 00:05:19,560 --> 00:05:24,480 Speaker 1: to us because our fingers are large. Is that what 83 00:05:24,520 --> 00:05:28,440 Speaker 1: you're thinking? You hadn't even noticed that I hadn't noticed. 84 00:05:28,600 --> 00:05:31,640 Speaker 1: I hadn't noticed. And these moving crew people they're bringing 85 00:05:31,760 --> 00:05:39,400 Speaker 1: in new antiques. Are you sure? I'm not. I'm having 86 00:05:39,440 --> 00:05:42,080 Speaker 1: a hard time hearing. I'm pretty old. Okay, well let 87 00:05:42,080 --> 00:05:45,560 Speaker 1: me tell you something, sir. These this moving crew is 88 00:05:46,160 --> 00:05:50,520 Speaker 1: moving all these pieces into an unmarked van. Mom asked 89 00:05:50,600 --> 00:05:52,880 Speaker 1: him if he worked at an antique store because he 90 00:05:53,160 --> 00:05:56,000 Speaker 1: is an antique. Sir, do you work at an antique 91 00:05:56,040 --> 00:05:58,599 Speaker 1: store because you're an antique? You know what? Just hold 92 00:05:58,640 --> 00:06:00,760 Speaker 1: your tongue really quick. I can hear your son this 93 00:06:00,920 --> 00:06:03,919 Speaker 1: close to me. Okay, what was the rude thing to say? 94 00:06:04,160 --> 00:06:09,279 Speaker 1: You are agent? Shut up? It doesn't matter if the 95 00:06:09,320 --> 00:06:15,200 Speaker 1: mirror breaks. We just need to fra you know what. 96 00:06:15,960 --> 00:06:19,760 Speaker 1: I believe that. I believe that I'm being robbed by Unfortunately, 97 00:06:19,800 --> 00:06:22,760 Speaker 1: Sarah Party Party, I'm the husband here. Unfortunately, we don't 98 00:06:22,760 --> 00:06:25,880 Speaker 1: care what you believe anymore, because you've already demonstrated to 99 00:06:26,000 --> 00:06:32,080 Speaker 1: us that you are. And I just want to say 100 00:06:32,080 --> 00:06:33,800 Speaker 1: thank you for letting me talk to you. You know, 101 00:06:33,880 --> 00:06:37,640 Speaker 1: my my grandfather probably wasn't the most like Greek areas, 102 00:06:37,640 --> 00:06:39,400 Speaker 1: person are open. But you know you got to spend 103 00:06:39,400 --> 00:06:41,200 Speaker 1: the last few moments with him before he had that 104 00:06:41,279 --> 00:06:45,240 Speaker 1: massive heart attack aneurism. Yeah again, I'm so I'm so 105 00:06:45,279 --> 00:06:47,320 Speaker 1: sorry we didn't call nine one moment right away that 106 00:06:47,360 --> 00:06:50,920 Speaker 1: probably would have saved his life. He was just being 107 00:06:50,960 --> 00:06:55,680 Speaker 1: so rude to us. I for sure, thank you so 108 00:06:55,760 --> 00:06:57,440 Speaker 1: much for the This is a huge tissue. It's just 109 00:06:57,480 --> 00:07:05,240 Speaker 1: a towel. It's an ant. Okay, your dad smells like pooh, 110 00:07:05,480 --> 00:07:08,000 Speaker 1: thank you so much. Um, I do have a smaller 111 00:07:08,000 --> 00:07:10,000 Speaker 1: glass of water I could use. This glass is just 112 00:07:10,600 --> 00:07:16,840 Speaker 1: it's too big for my hands to hold. It's just massive. Um. Sure, 113 00:07:17,000 --> 00:07:22,440 Speaker 1: here's a here's a cap of a water bottle. Is 114 00:07:22,440 --> 00:07:24,800 Speaker 1: that small enough for you? Yeah? I can just dip 115 00:07:24,840 --> 00:07:26,680 Speaker 1: it into this giant glass. And how do you do 116 00:07:26,840 --> 00:07:31,200 Speaker 1: anything with those baby hands? Oh, if you haven't noticed 117 00:07:31,200 --> 00:07:34,280 Speaker 1: by now, my son his name is Bobby, but we 118 00:07:34,360 --> 00:07:37,520 Speaker 1: call him Bobby Singer because he's just got He's just 119 00:07:37,960 --> 00:07:41,520 Speaker 1: he sings on people wherever we got like, how do 120 00:07:41,600 --> 00:07:46,240 Speaker 1: you jerk yourself a soda with those? And the thing 121 00:07:46,240 --> 00:07:48,120 Speaker 1: about him is if you have any sort of like 122 00:07:48,600 --> 00:07:51,680 Speaker 1: insecurities or whatever. He somehow he knows and he'll just 123 00:07:51,760 --> 00:07:56,240 Speaker 1: kind of say the things him because we've been you know, 124 00:07:56,320 --> 00:07:58,960 Speaker 1: looked down upon because of our physical features, and yet 125 00:07:59,080 --> 00:08:02,040 Speaker 1: he's used as superpower to just bomb on other people 126 00:08:02,080 --> 00:08:08,000 Speaker 1: around him. What's quite interesting. Yeah, Also, sir, why didn't 127 00:08:08,040 --> 00:08:13,120 Speaker 1: your mom like you know what I mean? Alright, Well, 128 00:08:13,280 --> 00:08:14,840 Speaker 1: once again, thank you for giving me the time to 129 00:08:14,880 --> 00:08:20,400 Speaker 1: talk to you. Can you please? Oh yeah, I'm sorry 130 00:08:20,400 --> 00:08:24,040 Speaker 1: of course. Well well, well, if it isn't the family 131 00:08:24,120 --> 00:08:28,960 Speaker 1: that always thinks they're number one, so happy to see 132 00:08:28,960 --> 00:08:33,640 Speaker 1: you guys, so happy. Um, if this is a bad time, 133 00:08:33,720 --> 00:08:37,680 Speaker 1: we can leave. It seems like you invited us to 134 00:08:37,800 --> 00:08:41,800 Speaker 1: dinnerate your house. And yeah, because you know, as freaks 135 00:08:41,840 --> 00:08:47,920 Speaker 1: got a band together. We have giant heads, floppy, weird 136 00:08:48,200 --> 00:08:51,000 Speaker 1: cowboy hats on them, and we can't change that. That's 137 00:08:51,080 --> 00:08:54,960 Speaker 1: just who we are, all right. For some reason, everybody 138 00:08:55,000 --> 00:08:58,560 Speaker 1: celebrates you because you have spirit or whatever, and we're 139 00:08:58,640 --> 00:09:01,559 Speaker 1: just clowns. So did you invite us over to you 140 00:09:01,920 --> 00:09:04,360 Speaker 1: pick this kid out? That's exactly we do this because 141 00:09:04,360 --> 00:09:07,440 Speaker 1: on fire. In fact, I'm gonna have PD locked the doors, 142 00:09:07,440 --> 00:09:15,000 Speaker 1: PT locked the doors, locking the doors. Hut Her up. Look, Okay, well, 143 00:09:15,080 --> 00:09:17,520 Speaker 1: I have a keiche can I can you put it 144 00:09:17,559 --> 00:09:20,240 Speaker 1: in your oven? I'm gonna burn my fingers off if 145 00:09:20,240 --> 00:09:23,920 Speaker 1: I put it in there because they're huge. Um is 146 00:09:23,920 --> 00:09:26,400 Speaker 1: that oven? Is that? Is that a remark about the 147 00:09:26,440 --> 00:09:28,680 Speaker 1: size of my noggin, because there's a lot going on 148 00:09:28,720 --> 00:09:32,880 Speaker 1: in the No. No, I was in fact making a 149 00:09:32,960 --> 00:09:35,760 Speaker 1: remark about my hands and that I needed help putting 150 00:09:35,800 --> 00:09:39,680 Speaker 1: this kiche I made for dinner in the oven. Alright, fine, 151 00:09:39,720 --> 00:09:45,160 Speaker 1: I'll player Dan. Thank you, Mr and Mrs Foam Hans. Uh. 152 00:09:45,440 --> 00:09:49,000 Speaker 1: We have an issue with its foam hands. Yes, I'm 153 00:09:49,040 --> 00:09:52,280 Speaker 1: sorry foam hands. Um, I'm having an issue with Bobby. 154 00:09:53,160 --> 00:09:56,320 Speaker 1: He has been um well, he's been very negative to 155 00:09:56,400 --> 00:09:59,439 Speaker 1: some of the other students. And obviously, we never blame 156 00:09:59,440 --> 00:10:02,400 Speaker 1: a child. Is we don't blame a dog. It's the owners, 157 00:10:02,720 --> 00:10:06,000 Speaker 1: and as the owners of the child, his parents, we 158 00:10:06,280 --> 00:10:08,440 Speaker 1: you know, we have to assume that this is this 159 00:10:08,559 --> 00:10:13,319 Speaker 1: might be some kind of atmosphere that is emerging from 160 00:10:13,360 --> 00:10:15,839 Speaker 1: home that he's mirroring. So it's just it's a way 161 00:10:15,880 --> 00:10:18,360 Speaker 1: for the child to express themselves. And obviously, just like 162 00:10:18,400 --> 00:10:20,360 Speaker 1: a dog, they don't have the same kind of you know, 163 00:10:20,480 --> 00:10:23,960 Speaker 1: vocal capabilities or you know, they're not able to swim 164 00:10:24,000 --> 00:10:26,640 Speaker 1: as fast as us. So uh we you know, we 165 00:10:26,760 --> 00:10:28,800 Speaker 1: just want to give them the best opportunity to be 166 00:10:28,840 --> 00:10:32,360 Speaker 1: the best person that can be. So you do need 167 00:10:32,400 --> 00:10:35,000 Speaker 1: to have a conversation with him, because as he calls 168 00:10:35,040 --> 00:10:37,760 Speaker 1: them his singers, his singers are hurting a lot of 169 00:10:37,760 --> 00:10:40,200 Speaker 1: the other kids and mainly the teachers. He's able to 170 00:10:40,240 --> 00:10:43,800 Speaker 1: really zero in on the teachers insecurities and and really 171 00:10:43,840 --> 00:10:48,200 Speaker 1: crush them. So I'm sorry about that. That was my drawer. 172 00:10:48,240 --> 00:10:54,000 Speaker 1: I have little I first of all, I have I'm 173 00:10:54,080 --> 00:10:57,160 Speaker 1: uncomfortable with how often you're comparing the children here to dogs, 174 00:10:57,640 --> 00:11:00,280 Speaker 1: and I do think dogs are responsible for their acts 175 00:11:00,280 --> 00:11:03,960 Speaker 1: and should be held accountable. Um. And secondly, that's just 176 00:11:04,040 --> 00:11:09,600 Speaker 1: our little, our little Bobby's personality, right honey, whatever you say. Yeah, 177 00:11:09,640 --> 00:11:11,360 Speaker 1: and we brought him along with us as well. I 178 00:11:11,360 --> 00:11:15,160 Speaker 1: hope that's okay. That that actually okay. And I actually 179 00:11:15,200 --> 00:11:17,040 Speaker 1: wanted to bring off for something here and I'm just 180 00:11:17,040 --> 00:11:20,360 Speaker 1: going to my cough drawer. And so this is a 181 00:11:20,360 --> 00:11:24,760 Speaker 1: shock caller. Okay, that's my closets. So this is a 182 00:11:24,800 --> 00:11:27,800 Speaker 1: shock caller I usually use, you know, all right, you know, 183 00:11:27,920 --> 00:11:29,439 Speaker 1: in my business they kind of they call me a 184 00:11:29,480 --> 00:11:38,000 Speaker 1: shot collar. They do a shot caller. Okay, okay, so 185 00:11:38,600 --> 00:11:43,000 Speaker 1: it's always funnier in the second time. Do you understand 186 00:11:43,080 --> 00:11:47,160 Speaker 1: that they call him that? Alright, Pete, you were a 187 00:11:47,200 --> 00:11:51,640 Speaker 1: good dog, but the judges holding you accountable for what 188 00:11:51,679 --> 00:11:55,080 Speaker 1: you did, so you're gonna be going away. You're been 189 00:11:55,120 --> 00:11:58,880 Speaker 1: going away for a long time. She wasn't for that suggestion, 190 00:11:58,920 --> 00:12:02,280 Speaker 1: my Mrs Foeman's. They wouldn't have happened, but they took it. 191 00:12:02,320 --> 00:12:05,040 Speaker 1: They escalated up the ladder, and now all dogs have 192 00:12:05,120 --> 00:12:08,480 Speaker 1: to go to court, not not having They should get 193 00:12:08,480 --> 00:12:11,079 Speaker 1: my fucking back there dog. Jesus Christ that was to 194 00:12:11,200 --> 00:12:13,040 Speaker 1: be fucking done for. Whoknew that guy to shake up 195 00:12:13,040 --> 00:12:15,520 Speaker 1: his eye? Oh my god? You know what I'm gonna 196 00:12:15,520 --> 00:12:17,839 Speaker 1: tell you somewhere now we're actually planning a break. We're 197 00:12:17,840 --> 00:12:20,080 Speaker 1: gonna get the funk out of here. Are you win? Dog? 198 00:12:20,200 --> 00:12:23,760 Speaker 1: Or are you not? I don't know about that. What 199 00:12:23,800 --> 00:12:37,920 Speaker 1: the fly ship? Ship? Holy ship? Ohly ship? Oh? Okay, 200 00:12:38,480 --> 00:12:44,400 Speaker 1: family meeting, family meeting? What's up that? Listen? I um? 201 00:12:44,480 --> 00:12:48,679 Speaker 1: I stopped by Dr Crowds office. He gave me some pamphlets, 202 00:12:48,920 --> 00:12:52,280 Speaker 1: some pamphlets. Now I'm not saying something we have to do. 203 00:12:52,440 --> 00:12:58,520 Speaker 1: I'm saying I want to discuss the possibility of reconstructive surgery. 204 00:12:59,720 --> 00:13:03,160 Speaker 1: I'd be utification, reconstructed like a nose job, like a 205 00:13:03,200 --> 00:13:09,040 Speaker 1: nose job for our hands. Well, honey, correct me if 206 00:13:09,040 --> 00:13:11,360 Speaker 1: I'm wrong. But if we were to go through that surgery, 207 00:13:11,400 --> 00:13:14,400 Speaker 1: they can't reduce the size of our bones in our hands, 208 00:13:14,400 --> 00:13:17,760 Speaker 1: so we'd have to be amputated on both hands and 209 00:13:17,840 --> 00:13:21,160 Speaker 1: have new maybe a dead person's hands sewn on top. 210 00:13:21,360 --> 00:13:23,679 Speaker 1: I did not correct you, correct you, because you are 211 00:13:23,720 --> 00:13:26,839 Speaker 1: not wrong, my darling. You rarely are. I'm sorry, buddy, 212 00:13:28,120 --> 00:13:31,960 Speaker 1: I don't want to. But what about Bobby if he 213 00:13:32,000 --> 00:13:34,920 Speaker 1: gets the surgery now is an eight year old boy. 214 00:13:35,400 --> 00:13:37,319 Speaker 1: By the time he's an adult man, he's going to 215 00:13:37,400 --> 00:13:40,880 Speaker 1: have child's hands, the dead hands. Okay, here's a great question. 216 00:13:41,040 --> 00:13:43,000 Speaker 1: The pamphlin says, there are a lot of dogs being 217 00:13:43,040 --> 00:13:46,080 Speaker 1: euthanized on the daily, and some of those dogs can 218 00:13:46,120 --> 00:13:53,720 Speaker 1: transfer to humans like that. All right, If you see here, 219 00:13:53,720 --> 00:13:56,360 Speaker 1: I got a lot of dog paws with thumbs sewn on. 220 00:13:56,440 --> 00:14:00,440 Speaker 1: I'm already gave so what I'm thinking. The one is 221 00:14:00,440 --> 00:14:03,520 Speaker 1: I'm gonna be able to take I want these dog paws, 222 00:14:03,760 --> 00:14:08,520 Speaker 1: and I'm gonna be able just selem under your fucking arms, okay, 223 00:14:08,760 --> 00:14:11,200 Speaker 1: and then you're gonna be able to have these other 224 00:14:11,280 --> 00:14:14,240 Speaker 1: fucking dog hands with these thumbs on there and then 225 00:14:14,440 --> 00:14:16,080 Speaker 1: and then and then if you want to come back, 226 00:14:16,120 --> 00:14:20,600 Speaker 1: I wanna be able to add some more pieces to you, sir. Sorry, sir, 227 00:14:20,720 --> 00:14:23,400 Speaker 1: do you have a question for the council? We we 228 00:14:23,400 --> 00:14:28,240 Speaker 1: We've only got so much time for each neighbor to uh. 229 00:14:28,240 --> 00:14:30,920 Speaker 1: I got a fucking question. Everyone's able to have a 230 00:14:31,000 --> 00:14:34,920 Speaker 1: goddamn barbecue. But I start doing little surgeries in my 231 00:14:35,040 --> 00:14:41,120 Speaker 1: fucking garage and I get citation. Let me tell you something, body, 232 00:14:41,600 --> 00:14:44,640 Speaker 1: I pay my fucking taxes. I have my house board 233 00:14:44,680 --> 00:14:46,840 Speaker 1: the way you want it. There's no car and the 234 00:14:46,960 --> 00:14:50,440 Speaker 1: fucking garage or drive away. So do me a solid. 235 00:14:51,000 --> 00:14:54,160 Speaker 1: Let me use these dog paws with thumbs on them. 236 00:14:54,600 --> 00:14:58,680 Speaker 1: Take my heart, sir. I want to wanna make one correction. 237 00:14:58,880 --> 00:15:01,320 Speaker 1: It says here h on the notes, you actually have 238 00:15:01,400 --> 00:15:08,280 Speaker 1: not paid your taxes. Yeah, I got a question for 239 00:15:08,320 --> 00:15:13,360 Speaker 1: the council. Yeah, you know, because Ms Thompson complained that 240 00:15:13,360 --> 00:15:16,600 Speaker 1: my dogs ship in your yard. Now he's doing twelve 241 00:15:16,680 --> 00:15:19,360 Speaker 1: to life. It's sing, sing, and I just I feel 242 00:15:19,400 --> 00:15:21,760 Speaker 1: like we need to find an in between here because 243 00:15:22,400 --> 00:15:24,520 Speaker 1: I look, I wasn't there a curb him. That's my fault. 244 00:15:24,640 --> 00:15:27,080 Speaker 1: I apologized. You know, I went back and I got it, 245 00:15:27,200 --> 00:15:30,680 Speaker 1: and you know I paid extra for long replacement. If, like, 246 00:15:30,920 --> 00:15:33,200 Speaker 1: you know, my dog was just doing natures thing. You 247 00:15:33,200 --> 00:15:35,200 Speaker 1: didn't know that his his you know, where to go 248 00:15:35,280 --> 00:15:38,760 Speaker 1: at the time he was wasn't personal And would you 249 00:15:38,800 --> 00:15:43,160 Speaker 1: suggest what a suspended sentence or a community time, community service, 250 00:15:43,240 --> 00:15:46,080 Speaker 1: you know, let him, you know, take blind people around something, 251 00:15:46,200 --> 00:15:48,800 Speaker 1: you know, just something you can do instead of like 252 00:15:48,960 --> 00:15:51,000 Speaker 1: wasting away in a cell, which you know it's not 253 00:15:51,040 --> 00:15:53,080 Speaker 1: the yard. Time is not nearly enough and they won't 254 00:15:53,080 --> 00:15:56,680 Speaker 1: throw sticks. So it's bullshit. So let's let's take a 255 00:15:56,760 --> 00:16:00,720 Speaker 1: quick vote. Uh McGregor, are you going to weigh in 256 00:16:00,760 --> 00:16:06,800 Speaker 1: on this? Anti dog? I think it's I think it's 257 00:16:06,840 --> 00:16:11,960 Speaker 1: just sorry. This is his first day, this is your 258 00:16:11,960 --> 00:16:13,800 Speaker 1: first time at these h o A meetings. It's always 259 00:16:13,800 --> 00:16:17,280 Speaker 1: getting crazy. It always comes down to dog, do your 260 00:16:17,360 --> 00:16:20,640 Speaker 1: party tea? Do you want tea? I do? Yeah. I 261 00:16:20,720 --> 00:16:24,200 Speaker 1: was just actually gonna offer you tea with podka? Do 262 00:16:24,240 --> 00:16:30,120 Speaker 1: you party harder? Hold on one second, anti dog? So yeah, 263 00:16:30,320 --> 00:16:33,600 Speaker 1: I want party harder than anybody. I love this housing 264 00:16:34,200 --> 00:16:39,560 Speaker 1: a Community Office of America. Thank you for the word up. 265 00:16:45,280 --> 00:16:52,840 Speaker 1: Can someone close that drawer? Okay? Sorry, I thought I 266 00:16:52,880 --> 00:16:57,320 Speaker 1: was gonna be so crazy. I just want to have 267 00:16:57,400 --> 00:17:01,200 Speaker 1: a little aside, Am I right? It? All aside of cocaine? 268 00:17:03,280 --> 00:17:04,840 Speaker 1: Oh yeah, Actually I was just gonna offer you some 269 00:17:04,920 --> 00:17:07,439 Speaker 1: tea with cocaine and there, Thank you. I wanted drying 270 00:17:07,560 --> 00:17:11,760 Speaker 1: up my nose, anti dog. I made my position, Claire 271 00:17:14,920 --> 00:17:17,399 Speaker 1: U Hi, so you too. You know why we have 272 00:17:17,440 --> 00:17:19,479 Speaker 1: to kick you off the council right um, in the 273 00:17:19,600 --> 00:17:23,040 Speaker 1: front of the whole town. You were both snorting cocaine 274 00:17:23,640 --> 00:17:28,280 Speaker 1: and pouring vodka into your tees while you're sitting, you know, 275 00:17:28,520 --> 00:17:37,719 Speaker 1: up large finger to point at us. I was pointing 276 00:17:37,760 --> 00:17:40,920 Speaker 1: at the chairs and I gestured to you, he did. 277 00:17:42,119 --> 00:17:44,760 Speaker 1: I had nothing to do with it. No, I'm sorry. 278 00:17:44,880 --> 00:17:53,080 Speaker 1: This is not a question of sorry. Patricia, Patricia, Patricia Michael, No, Patricia, 279 00:17:53,200 --> 00:17:58,880 Speaker 1: calm down, Patricia, Patricia. UM, Oh my god, I'm sorry. 280 00:17:58,880 --> 00:18:08,479 Speaker 1: I think I smacked your era off. Sorry one somebody 281 00:18:08,560 --> 00:18:15,960 Speaker 1: find at C two comes from Patreon v I P. McCoy, 282 00:18:16,040 --> 00:18:20,120 Speaker 1: who wrote, hey, ulcome me gang. I promised i'd hop 283 00:18:20,160 --> 00:18:23,639 Speaker 1: on Patreon once I got employed again. So here's the 284 00:18:23,720 --> 00:18:27,879 Speaker 1: fulfillment of said promise, and congratulations on your employment. My 285 00:18:27,920 --> 00:18:32,720 Speaker 1: sence suggestion is this curse of the mummy, it's now 286 00:18:32,760 --> 00:18:38,240 Speaker 1: healthy and much love from northern California McCoy. So the 287 00:18:38,880 --> 00:18:42,320 Speaker 1: tour will start in about ten minutes, will be going 288 00:18:42,600 --> 00:18:47,359 Speaker 1: about thirty below street level, and all I ask is 289 00:18:47,400 --> 00:18:51,119 Speaker 1: that you don't touch any of the objects and photographs here. 290 00:18:51,280 --> 00:18:52,720 Speaker 1: I hate to do this. I hate to do that. 291 00:18:53,280 --> 00:18:55,760 Speaker 1: I can never convert meters to like feet or inches. 292 00:18:55,920 --> 00:18:58,840 Speaker 1: Can you give me a little please? Please stop talking. 293 00:18:58,960 --> 00:19:01,040 Speaker 1: I'm trying to hear the door. Paused him. I paused him, 294 00:19:01,040 --> 00:19:03,200 Speaker 1: so he's not talking anymore. So you didn't miss a thing. 295 00:19:04,359 --> 00:19:06,440 Speaker 1: You pause him on my thing too. Goddamn well they're 296 00:19:06,440 --> 00:19:10,359 Speaker 1: still moving. Fuck, okay, great, So what what do you want? 297 00:19:10,440 --> 00:19:13,679 Speaker 1: What do you want? Oh? Yes, I I did a 298 00:19:13,720 --> 00:19:17,359 Speaker 1: pause for all, just a pause for me and you. 299 00:19:17,400 --> 00:19:19,280 Speaker 1: Apparently it looks like the other sixty people are going 300 00:19:19,400 --> 00:19:22,000 Speaker 1: they don't hear. What do you want? Man? Can you 301 00:19:22,160 --> 00:19:24,600 Speaker 1: I need a little help so you know, like it's 302 00:19:24,640 --> 00:19:27,639 Speaker 1: just the cups gallons to leaders like I don't what 303 00:19:27,640 --> 00:19:32,200 Speaker 1: what's the conversion rate for meters to feet, it's a 304 00:19:32,280 --> 00:19:34,920 Speaker 1: hundred and twenty ft is one hundred and so he 305 00:19:35,000 --> 00:19:36,479 Speaker 1: and so how many meters did he see? We're going 306 00:19:36,520 --> 00:19:40,680 Speaker 1: down thirty Let me do that math there, so well, 307 00:19:40,720 --> 00:19:42,240 Speaker 1: I'm bad at math. I'm gonna pull on my phone 308 00:19:42,240 --> 00:19:46,879 Speaker 1: really quick. So thirty meters times a hundred three thousand, 309 00:19:47,080 --> 00:19:52,719 Speaker 1: six hundred ft. Holy shit, that seems deep. Am I crazy? 310 00:19:53,280 --> 00:19:57,679 Speaker 1: It's no, You're not crazy, okay. And I did a 311 00:19:57,720 --> 00:20:01,760 Speaker 1: pause for all you pause for all my ass You 312 00:20:01,880 --> 00:20:04,800 Speaker 1: just you clicked my god, damn little pack and everyone 313 00:20:04,800 --> 00:20:07,080 Speaker 1: else kept walking. Now it's almost pitch black. I can't 314 00:20:07,080 --> 00:20:09,399 Speaker 1: see where the hell I'm going. There's six pathsways going 315 00:20:09,440 --> 00:20:12,720 Speaker 1: different different directions. I'm good. All we gonna do is 316 00:20:12,760 --> 00:20:18,800 Speaker 1: walking that he a little boy, hello girl, man, well 317 00:20:18,840 --> 00:20:23,679 Speaker 1: compared compared to I'm just talking about size. You're about 318 00:20:23,720 --> 00:20:29,720 Speaker 1: half a meter tall, both of you. Huh No, a 319 00:20:29,840 --> 00:20:34,760 Speaker 1: hundred twenty six ft, so that's half a half of 320 00:20:34,800 --> 00:20:40,119 Speaker 1: that half of twelve. And I'm just trying to make 321 00:20:40,160 --> 00:20:42,560 Speaker 1: a point that you're both very small, and I'm a 322 00:20:42,680 --> 00:20:46,040 Speaker 1: very You can't see me completely, but I'm a big 323 00:20:46,160 --> 00:20:50,320 Speaker 1: creepy woman, and you look like you bust your way 324 00:20:50,440 --> 00:20:55,000 Speaker 1: from your here's the plan, here's the plan. You hold 325 00:20:55,040 --> 00:20:57,680 Speaker 1: my hand, and we walked three thousand, six hundred feet 326 00:20:57,680 --> 00:21:05,439 Speaker 1: in that direction. And listen, buddy, my man, what look Okay, 327 00:21:06,600 --> 00:21:08,320 Speaker 1: I just wanted to go on this. I wanted to 328 00:21:08,359 --> 00:21:14,480 Speaker 1: see those commies. I'm trying to go. Look, I'm whispering. Okay, 329 00:21:14,520 --> 00:21:16,720 Speaker 1: you're whispering. We're freaked out. Let's just admit we're scaring. 330 00:21:16,760 --> 00:21:25,280 Speaker 1: I'm scared, you're not. Just believe you know that. Mommy 331 00:21:23,560 --> 00:21:34,240 Speaker 1: mommies are real moment too, and the wolfman's real kids. Yes, yes, 332 00:21:35,880 --> 00:21:40,359 Speaker 1: I've actually been I've been done, mommaid. Oh my god, 333 00:21:41,280 --> 00:21:50,000 Speaker 1: Oh my god. Okay, let's go too. So my husband 334 00:21:50,040 --> 00:21:51,600 Speaker 1: he was going on one of those two us to 335 00:21:51,640 --> 00:21:53,760 Speaker 1: see some of the mummies and whatnot, and he should 336 00:21:53,800 --> 00:21:55,720 Speaker 1: be back maybe in a couple of hours whatever. But 337 00:21:55,760 --> 00:21:57,480 Speaker 1: I just went out with there any spas in the 338 00:21:57,520 --> 00:22:00,400 Speaker 1: hotel that you can recommend to me that a lot, 339 00:22:00,440 --> 00:22:02,200 Speaker 1: you know, pretty much eat the same amount of time. 340 00:22:02,240 --> 00:22:04,879 Speaker 1: It's him at the tomb and then me getting a 341 00:22:04,960 --> 00:22:08,040 Speaker 1: massage that do you know what I mean? I just 342 00:22:08,080 --> 00:22:11,840 Speaker 1: want to be able to cross him when he returns. 343 00:22:12,240 --> 00:22:14,399 Speaker 1: He has his thing, I have my thing, so we 344 00:22:14,400 --> 00:22:16,320 Speaker 1: could spend time together. Do you understand what I'm saying? 345 00:22:16,400 --> 00:22:18,879 Speaker 1: Is that clear? Do you know what I mean? I 346 00:22:18,920 --> 00:22:21,040 Speaker 1: feel like I'm not being clear enough about what I'm asking. 347 00:22:21,119 --> 00:22:26,720 Speaker 1: Do you understand? Understand? I fully understand. We're not a 348 00:22:26,760 --> 00:22:31,280 Speaker 1: hotel with many amenities. We have a continental breakfast, and 349 00:22:31,320 --> 00:22:34,280 Speaker 1: we have a gym which is three weights and a 350 00:22:34,440 --> 00:22:37,840 Speaker 1: treadmill that doesn't work. So there's not really a spa 351 00:22:38,080 --> 00:22:42,320 Speaker 1: on property per se. But if you go down to 352 00:22:42,440 --> 00:22:49,320 Speaker 1: the tomb but only godred feet and hanging right, there's 353 00:22:49,320 --> 00:22:54,000 Speaker 1: a wonderful catacombs area with lots of sarcopha guy that 354 00:22:54,040 --> 00:22:56,720 Speaker 1: you can use to do like pilates and crunches on 355 00:22:57,000 --> 00:22:59,080 Speaker 1: and there's a lot of mud down there that you 356 00:22:59,080 --> 00:23:01,840 Speaker 1: can put on your face to help you know it, 357 00:23:02,000 --> 00:23:05,600 Speaker 1: feel bad and stuff. Okay, so there's nothing at the hotel. 358 00:23:05,640 --> 00:23:07,359 Speaker 1: Do you have to bring my own towel? Or is 359 00:23:07,440 --> 00:23:11,879 Speaker 1: the hotel provide three thou five hundred and sixty four 360 00:23:13,200 --> 00:23:18,320 Speaker 1: shop County every Just okay, we're about forty feet away 361 00:23:18,320 --> 00:23:23,640 Speaker 1: from where three is. Okay, Yeah, you don't think Look 362 00:23:23,680 --> 00:23:28,040 Speaker 1: I hear you, okay, and you wants kissing me off. 363 00:23:28,040 --> 00:23:30,360 Speaker 1: You don't believe in the wolf man? You don't believe 364 00:23:30,480 --> 00:23:34,760 Speaker 1: in Are you mad at me? Because you got this 365 00:23:34,920 --> 00:23:37,640 Speaker 1: is serious? Man. We're under where a well, who knows 366 00:23:37,640 --> 00:23:39,680 Speaker 1: how how many miles are on the ground, how many 367 00:23:39,680 --> 00:23:46,560 Speaker 1: miles are in the Memmi's home behind you? Okay, nothing, sir, 368 00:23:47,080 --> 00:23:49,040 Speaker 1: it's all dark. I can't. Let's put your hands out. 369 00:23:49,040 --> 00:23:54,919 Speaker 1: It's quite this like do the mummy. Okay, I'm sorry, Okay, 370 00:24:00,240 --> 00:24:11,760 Speaker 1: I've stopped. I stopped. Hello, did you bring did I 371 00:24:12,000 --> 00:24:22,440 Speaker 1: bring Heeny? I don't know? Did I bring heeny heeny? 372 00:24:22,640 --> 00:24:33,600 Speaker 1: What does that mean? Dr? Heeny? Oh you can't hear me. Dr. 373 00:24:36,400 --> 00:24:40,080 Speaker 1: We wonder if perhaps we could give you enough money 374 00:24:40,160 --> 00:24:44,520 Speaker 1: to sufficiently urge you to go down into the tomb, 375 00:24:44,680 --> 00:24:47,560 Speaker 1: deep deep deep, to help fulfill the prophecy that we've 376 00:24:47,560 --> 00:24:52,920 Speaker 1: written about. You're written this prophecy, Dr Heeny. It's precisely 377 00:24:53,080 --> 00:24:56,680 Speaker 1: the reason I don't want to go into the Mummy's tomb. 378 00:24:56,680 --> 00:24:59,600 Speaker 1: The prophecy doesn't end well for me. Yes, but it's 379 00:24:59,600 --> 00:25:01,119 Speaker 1: a proph to see. We all want to see it, 380 00:25:01,240 --> 00:25:03,520 Speaker 1: like if it's real or not. You're being a dick. 381 00:25:03,880 --> 00:25:12,639 Speaker 1: Dr he need go down and explain, lose situation for me. Dick, Dick, Dick, dick, 382 00:25:13,000 --> 00:25:18,600 Speaker 1: don't come chant this, don't chant this. All right, I'll go, 383 00:25:19,400 --> 00:25:22,040 Speaker 1: but I'm gonna need one hell of a tour guide. 384 00:25:23,840 --> 00:25:27,520 Speaker 1: But we could bring Gus out of retirement. He hasn't 385 00:25:27,560 --> 00:25:32,680 Speaker 1: gone anywhere since he recorded that wonderful tape describing meters. Well, 386 00:25:32,720 --> 00:25:35,400 Speaker 1: the problem is the tapes. I don't trust. I want 387 00:25:35,480 --> 00:25:38,760 Speaker 1: somebody that is in real time giving me directions to 388 00:25:38,800 --> 00:25:42,639 Speaker 1: get down into the mummy's tomb. And if there's some 389 00:25:42,680 --> 00:25:45,240 Speaker 1: sort of mummy hunter, i'd like that with me too. 390 00:25:46,720 --> 00:25:51,400 Speaker 1: Wow demands. Uh, Well, I'm going to my own demies. 391 00:25:51,480 --> 00:25:55,240 Speaker 1: I want to take all precautions to survive. Alright. Well, 392 00:25:55,440 --> 00:25:58,280 Speaker 1: I do know a mummy hunter is his name is 393 00:25:58,440 --> 00:26:02,000 Speaker 1: Rich and he's in town. Just he's in town for 394 00:26:02,040 --> 00:26:05,760 Speaker 1: a sales conference. It's very uh fortuitous. So maybe i'll 395 00:26:05,760 --> 00:26:12,720 Speaker 1: see if you'd like to go, darteney, okay, three thousand, 396 00:26:13,040 --> 00:26:22,840 Speaker 1: six hundred. Uh, where's the rest of the group? Which 397 00:26:23,720 --> 00:26:30,119 Speaker 1: one of you? We'll speak to the mommy. I don't 398 00:26:30,160 --> 00:26:35,560 Speaker 1: see anyone else here. I think it's just me. I'll 399 00:26:35,600 --> 00:26:40,480 Speaker 1: speak to the mommy. Are you are you fucking with me? 400 00:26:40,800 --> 00:26:42,840 Speaker 1: Are you the same guy to ask me about AHENI 401 00:26:43,240 --> 00:26:49,240 Speaker 1: I'm still trying to figure out what that is. Look 402 00:26:50,480 --> 00:26:59,160 Speaker 1: straight ahead, follow the light. Is that what the gift 403 00:26:59,200 --> 00:27:03,399 Speaker 1: shop is? I'm thirsty. I can't find any more mud. 404 00:27:04,240 --> 00:27:10,480 Speaker 1: The mud already gone. Oh my god, are you gonna 405 00:27:10,480 --> 00:27:19,320 Speaker 1: bring can you give me him my mouse? You know? Care? Oh? Well, 406 00:27:19,320 --> 00:27:21,199 Speaker 1: do you want my mouth? Yes? I just walked three 407 00:27:21,240 --> 00:27:25,720 Speaker 1: thousand six on her feet. Oh my god? How many meat? 408 00:27:25,840 --> 00:27:34,040 Speaker 1: Is is that that? He means? Yeah? Anyway, I wanted 409 00:27:34,040 --> 00:27:36,919 Speaker 1: this mummy tour, but there wasn't actually any mummies, just 410 00:27:37,000 --> 00:27:41,080 Speaker 1: a weird voice. My husband was on that, so he's 411 00:27:41,119 --> 00:27:44,760 Speaker 1: obsessed with it. He loves all frank they walk already? 412 00:27:44,760 --> 00:27:48,680 Speaker 1: Did they come out already? No? I haven't seen him. Yeah, 413 00:27:49,160 --> 00:27:51,920 Speaker 1: actually he Oh my god, he had the exact same 414 00:27:51,920 --> 00:27:56,840 Speaker 1: bracelets that you have full access. Yeah. Actually he was 415 00:27:56,880 --> 00:28:01,280 Speaker 1: wearing the exact same shorts that you're wearing too, supernumeray status. Yeah, 416 00:28:01,320 --> 00:28:05,320 Speaker 1: let's get you in anywhere. Actually he was wearing the 417 00:28:05,359 --> 00:28:12,399 Speaker 1: exact same sunglasses is you're wearing ordered online? Hell? Yeah, yeah, 418 00:28:13,440 --> 00:28:16,240 Speaker 1: that's just the winky dink. I think a lot of 419 00:28:16,240 --> 00:28:17,960 Speaker 1: people have the same set up here. If you buy 420 00:28:18,000 --> 00:28:21,360 Speaker 1: online you order early all that stuff. Anyhow, No mummy's here. 421 00:28:21,560 --> 00:28:24,080 Speaker 1: It's a long walk through a cave. I appreciate the mimosa, 422 00:28:24,119 --> 00:28:27,440 Speaker 1: but I gotta go lay down now, all right, well, 423 00:28:27,600 --> 00:28:29,679 Speaker 1: feel free to lay down. Yeah, I'm in a little spot. 424 00:28:29,720 --> 00:28:31,040 Speaker 1: I just want to let you know maybe you might 425 00:28:31,080 --> 00:28:36,159 Speaker 1: not ever see your husband again. What the hell? Sorry? 426 00:28:36,960 --> 00:28:39,800 Speaker 1: All right, Dr Heiti descend to the tomb. They're just 427 00:28:39,880 --> 00:28:44,000 Speaker 1: punting down there. You need to fulfill the prophecy. All right, 428 00:28:44,160 --> 00:28:46,560 Speaker 1: I'm on my way. Isn't there like some sort of 429 00:28:46,560 --> 00:28:52,080 Speaker 1: heads flashlight that I can strap to my head? There is. 430 00:28:52,120 --> 00:28:55,400 Speaker 1: I brought a more traditional maglite for you, but if 431 00:28:55,400 --> 00:28:57,600 Speaker 1: you prefer, we could duct tape it to this uh 432 00:28:58,440 --> 00:29:02,520 Speaker 1: beer helmet that they were the baas. I do prefer that. 433 00:29:02,600 --> 00:29:04,600 Speaker 1: I need to have my hands free in case a 434 00:29:04,640 --> 00:29:07,480 Speaker 1: mummy comes up. All right, but it's an embarrassing look 435 00:29:08,000 --> 00:29:09,880 Speaker 1: to be seen with in front of a mummy. So 436 00:29:09,920 --> 00:29:12,160 Speaker 1: it's up to you. But I'll strap it on here, 437 00:29:12,520 --> 00:29:20,000 Speaker 1: tapping it on. It's got my hair, it's got my hair, alright, alright, alright, alright, 438 00:29:22,280 --> 00:29:27,320 Speaker 1: oh wait, I'm getting the sort of audio. Do you 439 00:29:27,400 --> 00:29:36,240 Speaker 1: hear that? Yes? This is Dr Heney dr Yes, I'm 440 00:29:36,240 --> 00:29:43,920 Speaker 1: traveling into the two. Is that I'm here for my 441 00:29:44,120 --> 00:29:51,000 Speaker 1: two o'clock? Am I your two o'clock? Yes? Okay, good good, 442 00:29:52,400 --> 00:30:00,160 Speaker 1: So I think we're alone. Now, what's going on? M 443 00:30:00,360 --> 00:30:08,800 Speaker 1: hm and exam? Oh well, I primarily work with the 444 00:30:08,880 --> 00:30:19,000 Speaker 1: living um but your finger? Okay? Is this? I up 445 00:30:19,120 --> 00:30:22,320 Speaker 1: my ass? Okay, I'm just kept to unwrap some of 446 00:30:22,360 --> 00:30:25,120 Speaker 1: these bandages. Oh their paper thin, I can just rip 447 00:30:25,200 --> 00:30:31,880 Speaker 1: through them. Okay, I'm gonna need some m and it's 448 00:30:32,040 --> 00:30:34,640 Speaker 1: I don't, I don't. This is very It feels like 449 00:30:34,680 --> 00:30:37,520 Speaker 1: somebody has taken all of the insides that I usually 450 00:30:37,520 --> 00:30:42,400 Speaker 1: find in an ass out. I think that's the problem. 451 00:30:42,440 --> 00:30:44,400 Speaker 1: I think the problem is is all your organs have 452 00:30:44,480 --> 00:30:52,080 Speaker 1: been removed. They're just don't. Oh, yes, well, we just 453 00:30:52,160 --> 00:30:56,640 Speaker 1: need to find a family willing to donate organs to 454 00:30:56,840 --> 00:31:02,840 Speaker 1: my ass. Well we could start there. Yeah, a bunch 455 00:31:02,920 --> 00:31:04,920 Speaker 1: of stuff that you guys can use. I got a 456 00:31:04,920 --> 00:31:07,719 Speaker 1: whole bunch of organs. I got a whole bunch of 457 00:31:07,760 --> 00:31:12,960 Speaker 1: dog hands. Whatever the fucking need, man, So just open 458 00:31:13,040 --> 00:31:17,400 Speaker 1: that cooler and take whatever you want. I'm a scientist, 459 00:31:17,440 --> 00:31:21,080 Speaker 1: I'm a dog. Sir. Sir, you failed the driving portion 460 00:31:21,160 --> 00:31:27,320 Speaker 1: of the test, so you will not be getting Okay, okay, okay, 461 00:31:28,440 --> 00:31:32,440 Speaker 1: you need to realize anything, maybe to travel. Yeah, okay, 462 00:31:32,480 --> 00:31:36,680 Speaker 1: well I have a passport, so I'll just use that 463 00:31:36,920 --> 00:31:48,720 Speaker 1: instead it No, that's scene too. I want to spend 464 00:31:48,760 --> 00:31:51,440 Speaker 1: some time with that Selah. I want to get to 465 00:31:51,480 --> 00:31:53,440 Speaker 1: know him better. By the way, Cole, you brought up 466 00:31:53,440 --> 00:31:55,320 Speaker 1: the beer helmet and I was thinking about beer helmet 467 00:31:55,320 --> 00:31:57,440 Speaker 1: from the previous scene. Did you have that on your mind? 468 00:31:58,800 --> 00:32:03,320 Speaker 1: It's like the floppy cowboy this finger and yeah, wow, 469 00:32:05,240 --> 00:32:13,360 Speaker 1: mind mind. Everybody see three today. Cost from Thomas wrote 470 00:32:13,400 --> 00:32:15,360 Speaker 1: high alchemist. I plan on becoming a v I P 471 00:32:15,560 --> 00:32:18,480 Speaker 1: once the world stop spinning again. And I'm not eating rash. 472 00:32:19,080 --> 00:32:21,920 Speaker 1: You're all great and I had to rank, and if 473 00:32:21,960 --> 00:32:29,120 Speaker 1: I had to rank you all, I would put Joey third. 474 00:32:30,120 --> 00:32:36,800 Speaker 1: My suggestion is a vegetarian themed fight club. Thanks Thomas. 475 00:32:38,920 --> 00:32:41,640 Speaker 1: All right, first, let's have a call out of new members. 476 00:32:41,720 --> 00:32:49,400 Speaker 1: New members, please just raise your hand, yeah, hand raised? 477 00:32:51,760 --> 00:32:58,520 Speaker 1: What is your name? New member? Carrot? Carrot? Yeah, okay, 478 00:32:58,720 --> 00:33:04,640 Speaker 1: and you fella, what's your name? Brock's that short for broccoli. 479 00:33:05,520 --> 00:33:16,040 Speaker 1: It's Brock Lee crazy clever okay, uh and uh, Steven, 480 00:33:16,040 --> 00:33:20,160 Speaker 1: you're gonna take minutes this week. People are in this room. 481 00:33:20,360 --> 00:33:23,000 Speaker 1: God damn it. Yes, chick me, you're gonna take notes 482 00:33:23,080 --> 00:33:30,360 Speaker 1: this week. Great? Alright, old business first. Uh, someone in 483 00:33:30,360 --> 00:33:32,440 Speaker 1: this room, and I'm not gonna name names, I'd like 484 00:33:32,440 --> 00:33:36,760 Speaker 1: you to just step forward and uh explain. Someone has 485 00:33:36,760 --> 00:33:42,240 Speaker 1: mentioned Vegetarian Fight Club outside this room. I was invited 486 00:33:42,280 --> 00:33:48,680 Speaker 1: by chick yesp And how are you invited sir? By 487 00:33:48,760 --> 00:33:51,920 Speaker 1: word of mouth? Yeah, I understand he spoke to you. 488 00:33:53,120 --> 00:33:55,240 Speaker 1: I'm just wondering it was it in a public place? 489 00:33:56,160 --> 00:34:01,720 Speaker 1: Was it in private? Was in an email? It was 490 00:34:01,800 --> 00:34:05,560 Speaker 1: in private in a public place? And so what was 491 00:34:05,600 --> 00:34:10,239 Speaker 1: the private part? Okay? Yeah, So here are salads. Thank you. 492 00:34:10,280 --> 00:34:12,640 Speaker 1: If you anything else, just let me know. Here at 493 00:34:12,640 --> 00:34:16,520 Speaker 1: salads and again, here at Salads and and Fork, will 494 00:34:16,520 --> 00:34:20,279 Speaker 1: you offer everything? Heybody, Okay, I'm fine, I'm sorry. I 495 00:34:20,320 --> 00:34:21,960 Speaker 1: just got a table out there, and they seem like 496 00:34:22,400 --> 00:34:24,120 Speaker 1: really rough and tumble kind of guys. And I just 497 00:34:24,160 --> 00:34:27,319 Speaker 1: really want to, like, you know, introduce myself the best 498 00:34:27,360 --> 00:34:31,080 Speaker 1: way possible because here at Salad and Fork, we here 499 00:34:31,080 --> 00:34:34,960 Speaker 1: at Salad Fork, we offer the premier salad and Fork experience. 500 00:34:35,920 --> 00:34:38,680 Speaker 1: That's what I'm supposed to say. And So what would 501 00:34:38,680 --> 00:34:42,160 Speaker 1: you really saying is, look, you have aggression, right, so 502 00:34:42,280 --> 00:34:45,240 Speaker 1: take it out. Yeah, I'm gonna fucking knock that guy's teath. 503 00:34:45,880 --> 00:34:50,400 Speaker 1: I'm saying my brain, I'm saying, is I'm part of it. 504 00:34:49,880 --> 00:34:53,400 Speaker 1: I'm so sorry to interrupt. High welcome to salad and fork. 505 00:34:53,560 --> 00:34:57,279 Speaker 1: I know you our last several server. I swear to God, 506 00:34:57,320 --> 00:34:59,279 Speaker 1: if I have to talk to this asshole, I'm gonna 507 00:34:59,320 --> 00:35:04,799 Speaker 1: knock his fucking teeth. That this or something wrong that 508 00:35:04,880 --> 00:35:06,640 Speaker 1: I can maybe something with the order I can help 509 00:35:06,680 --> 00:35:11,320 Speaker 1: with or get away from us. Nothing, Okay, great, okay, 510 00:35:11,680 --> 00:35:14,080 Speaker 1: you got it? All right? What if I told you 511 00:35:14,800 --> 00:35:18,839 Speaker 1: there was a backyard in Semi Valley where a group 512 00:35:18,880 --> 00:35:24,400 Speaker 1: of people meet their aggressions out, would you be interested? 513 00:35:24,640 --> 00:35:28,880 Speaker 1: I'd say, I'm in. You just saved me my third strike, friend, 514 00:35:29,800 --> 00:35:34,320 Speaker 1: I'm in. Now, there's a catch. We're not using these 515 00:35:34,600 --> 00:35:37,160 Speaker 1: what we're not using christs, we're not using our knees 516 00:35:37,239 --> 00:35:41,480 Speaker 1: a using but that's all I've trained in. Throw that out. 517 00:35:42,040 --> 00:35:45,480 Speaker 1: I'm talking stocks of celery, right, I'm talking throwing tomatoes 518 00:35:45,520 --> 00:35:49,160 Speaker 1: as hard as you can. Yes, So I think it's 519 00:35:49,200 --> 00:35:51,520 Speaker 1: pretty clear that Chickpea kind of said the whole damn 520 00:35:51,560 --> 00:35:54,920 Speaker 1: thing to this new guy. It seems that I just 521 00:35:54,920 --> 00:35:56,839 Speaker 1: want to ask a question because I know the rule 522 00:35:56,920 --> 00:35:59,279 Speaker 1: is we don't talk about it. But I was wondering, then, 523 00:35:59,280 --> 00:36:05,360 Speaker 1: how do we get new recruits? Thank you A fair question, Carl. 524 00:36:05,400 --> 00:36:10,600 Speaker 1: You want to take that one. Well, the best way 525 00:36:10,680 --> 00:36:13,680 Speaker 1: to UH to get new recruits is what I like 526 00:36:13,800 --> 00:36:16,400 Speaker 1: to do is I go and I stand outside the 527 00:36:16,520 --> 00:36:21,240 Speaker 1: Vegan fight club on Third. They're so weak, they're easily impressionable. 528 00:36:21,880 --> 00:36:24,120 Speaker 1: But the problem is because they're vegan, they will want 529 00:36:24,160 --> 00:36:28,520 Speaker 1: to tell everyone. So you know, there is that, but 530 00:36:28,680 --> 00:36:31,000 Speaker 1: they're right for the pickings. So I recommend going down 531 00:36:31,000 --> 00:36:32,960 Speaker 1: there and we can see what we can get. You know, 532 00:36:33,160 --> 00:36:39,759 Speaker 1: we get some carrot find out about the club. That's 533 00:36:39,760 --> 00:36:43,680 Speaker 1: a solid question. Why First of all, how come everybody 534 00:36:43,800 --> 00:36:47,680 Speaker 1: is under investigation here today? I didn't realize that this 535 00:36:47,800 --> 00:36:53,879 Speaker 1: was the FBI. Okay, I'm trying to make a comedy joke. 536 00:36:54,080 --> 00:36:57,480 Speaker 1: Jesus fucking Christ. Guys are just like my wife. She 537 00:36:57,560 --> 00:37:01,359 Speaker 1: doesn't laugh at it. Anyway, Um, how did I find 538 00:37:01,400 --> 00:37:03,560 Speaker 1: out about it? Yeah? Something that I like to do 539 00:37:03,600 --> 00:37:07,759 Speaker 1: that I think is fun is stand just outside. I 540 00:37:07,840 --> 00:37:09,680 Speaker 1: like to go around outside. If I hear a noise 541 00:37:09,719 --> 00:37:12,480 Speaker 1: from somebody's backyard. I'll walk to it. Have I gotten 542 00:37:12,560 --> 00:37:18,239 Speaker 1: arrested for that before? Yeah? Did it? Dana? Um, this 543 00:37:18,320 --> 00:37:20,320 Speaker 1: is this is becoming a bigger issue than I want. 544 00:37:21,000 --> 00:37:24,800 Speaker 1: I mean, you're coming to work with shellery stocks, uh, 545 00:37:24,920 --> 00:37:28,520 Speaker 1: pieces of I guess potato skin all over your fists 546 00:37:28,560 --> 00:37:31,920 Speaker 1: and eyes. Uh. You know, I need to have a 547 00:37:31,960 --> 00:37:35,200 Speaker 1: little bit more respect when you come into this office. Okay, 548 00:37:36,040 --> 00:37:38,840 Speaker 1: on your personal life, but that needs to be curbed 549 00:37:39,160 --> 00:37:42,200 Speaker 1: when you come in here. Okay. I'm sorry. I'm just 550 00:37:42,239 --> 00:37:46,319 Speaker 1: confused because at first I would come in to work with, 551 00:37:46,840 --> 00:37:51,439 Speaker 1: you know, just looking like a real nasty piece of ship. 552 00:37:51,760 --> 00:37:54,840 Speaker 1: And now I just have vegetable scraps on my hands, 553 00:37:54,840 --> 00:37:57,600 Speaker 1: and I'm still getting attacked for that. You're not gonna 554 00:37:57,600 --> 00:38:00,680 Speaker 1: attack for that, okay, But I feel like you're taking me. 555 00:38:00,840 --> 00:38:04,680 Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know why I feel like 556 00:38:04,719 --> 00:38:08,880 Speaker 1: you're attacking me. I don't know why this matters I feel. 557 00:38:10,000 --> 00:38:12,760 Speaker 1: So it looks like we have some blunt force trauma 558 00:38:13,160 --> 00:38:17,680 Speaker 1: from a stock vegetable. Maybe he died instantly, um, just 559 00:38:17,800 --> 00:38:20,560 Speaker 1: here in the boardroom. So uh, we're gonna corner it. 560 00:38:20,600 --> 00:38:25,479 Speaker 1: Af Let's don't don't move it. It's an active crime scene. 561 00:38:25,520 --> 00:38:32,280 Speaker 1: Please leave it. We're trying to have no authority here. 562 00:38:31,800 --> 00:38:36,040 Speaker 1: I can't feel him through the doorway. I'm gonna have 563 00:38:36,239 --> 00:38:39,840 Speaker 1: to cut him in half. Please stop, Just leave the body. 564 00:38:39,880 --> 00:38:42,839 Speaker 1: We're still trying. It's still fresh from its death. I'm 565 00:38:42,880 --> 00:38:45,680 Speaker 1: trying to ascertain a lot more about it's an active 566 00:38:45,960 --> 00:38:54,560 Speaker 1: Oh god, damn it. Moving the desk. All right, Well, 567 00:38:54,640 --> 00:38:56,480 Speaker 1: I think I got enough down here. It's it's the 568 00:38:56,560 --> 00:38:59,000 Speaker 1: fifth body I found this week that had some sort 569 00:38:59,040 --> 00:39:04,520 Speaker 1: of vegetable markings on it. Uh, you have somebody who's 570 00:39:04,560 --> 00:39:07,520 Speaker 1: acting out with a lot of aggression. At least I 571 00:39:07,560 --> 00:39:10,920 Speaker 1: have you to tell it to tape recorder. What do 572 00:39:10,920 --> 00:39:14,279 Speaker 1: you what do you mean you're shutting the farmers market town. 573 00:39:14,400 --> 00:39:16,200 Speaker 1: I mean this is where we come to sell our 574 00:39:17,040 --> 00:39:19,799 Speaker 1: fresh vegetables and fruits. I mean we just want to 575 00:39:19,880 --> 00:39:23,720 Speaker 1: be able to give the community some healthier alternatives to 576 00:39:25,239 --> 00:39:27,120 Speaker 1: We won't shut you down, but we need you all 577 00:39:27,160 --> 00:39:31,720 Speaker 1: to wear wires. Okay, we're gonna try to figure out 578 00:39:31,520 --> 00:39:36,880 Speaker 1: why is this bad for the vegetables. Look, it's just 579 00:39:37,200 --> 00:39:42,960 Speaker 1: until we catch this killer or killers. Hi, I'm looking 580 00:39:43,000 --> 00:39:50,800 Speaker 1: for some real stiff celery um. Okay, sure, I'm talking 581 00:39:50,800 --> 00:39:56,160 Speaker 1: the kind that could knock knock a man out. Well, 582 00:39:56,160 --> 00:39:59,839 Speaker 1: that's fairly untraditional for it. But my name is Steve. 583 00:40:00,000 --> 00:40:02,040 Speaker 1: If you're looking for Steve Chick, you might have heard 584 00:40:02,040 --> 00:40:06,760 Speaker 1: of me. No. I live at four three zero six 585 00:40:07,360 --> 00:40:11,120 Speaker 1: way more place. Oh, you live across the street from 586 00:40:11,160 --> 00:40:19,400 Speaker 1: my sister. She lives on four six zero. No, I 587 00:40:19,520 --> 00:40:22,680 Speaker 1: just got confused thinking about houses. You know, on one 588 00:40:22,719 --> 00:40:24,399 Speaker 1: side of the street will be odd and the other 589 00:40:24,440 --> 00:40:27,000 Speaker 1: will be even so for me, I just had a 590 00:40:27,080 --> 00:40:31,279 Speaker 1: brain I'm sorry. You know that I had a brain 591 00:40:31,320 --> 00:40:34,359 Speaker 1: tumor that was removed two months ago, so I get 592 00:40:35,560 --> 00:40:37,600 Speaker 1: I don't believe you did. This is my point is, 593 00:40:37,920 --> 00:40:40,000 Speaker 1: what do you think? This is? What do you think? 594 00:40:40,040 --> 00:40:42,120 Speaker 1: I don't know. I mean I think you have to 595 00:40:42,120 --> 00:40:44,120 Speaker 1: try to keep them trying to keep on topic. Here, 596 00:40:43,920 --> 00:40:46,279 Speaker 1: we're getting a lot of good information. Now you guys 597 00:40:46,280 --> 00:40:48,279 Speaker 1: are spiraled out and don't act like you're hearing me 598 00:40:48,320 --> 00:40:51,200 Speaker 1: through your earpieces. Okay, I just go back to transaction. Sorry, 599 00:40:51,239 --> 00:40:53,640 Speaker 1: someone in my ear just told me to stop talking 600 00:40:53,680 --> 00:40:56,600 Speaker 1: to him, so let me You know, I hear those 601 00:40:56,640 --> 00:41:00,560 Speaker 1: same voices sometimes and then the voice today is telling 602 00:41:00,600 --> 00:41:02,600 Speaker 1: me tonight I should bludge in a man with the 603 00:41:02,640 --> 00:41:08,560 Speaker 1: sack of potatoes. This is the FBI tone. Hey, FBI, 604 00:41:08,880 --> 00:41:12,800 Speaker 1: p p I, d p I. Anything you need to label? Yeah, 605 00:41:13,880 --> 00:41:18,800 Speaker 1: telling me that you must. We're working on something implanted 606 00:41:18,840 --> 00:41:24,560 Speaker 1: in working in the same case. If that's If that's 607 00:41:24,600 --> 00:41:28,040 Speaker 1: the case, why don't you meet me at four three 608 00:41:28,360 --> 00:41:33,600 Speaker 1: zero eight way more place tonight. That's my my brother 609 00:41:33,640 --> 00:41:36,120 Speaker 1: in law's house I'm married to. I think you've got enough. 610 00:41:36,160 --> 00:41:39,440 Speaker 1: I got enough. Move in moving tap recorder, move in, 611 00:41:39,520 --> 00:41:43,120 Speaker 1: tap recorder, go go go, don't just look, go get 612 00:41:43,160 --> 00:41:47,320 Speaker 1: them tap recorder, go move in, move it. Taper corder. 613 00:41:47,520 --> 00:41:51,840 Speaker 1: God damn it. Connor, I'm sorry, but we're gonna have 614 00:41:51,880 --> 00:41:58,719 Speaker 1: to cut fund into your special division. Why we're just 615 00:41:58,719 --> 00:42:02,200 Speaker 1: not getting the results we want. I mean your paper 616 00:42:02,320 --> 00:42:05,239 Speaker 1: on the advancement of tape recorder technology and how it's 617 00:42:05,239 --> 00:42:07,520 Speaker 1: actually going to be able to take the place of 618 00:42:07,640 --> 00:42:11,000 Speaker 1: field agents was interesting, I mean enough so that we 619 00:42:11,080 --> 00:42:14,839 Speaker 1: invested two to three. All right, look, pal, look I'll 620 00:42:14,880 --> 00:42:18,279 Speaker 1: serve you drink, but I'm not serving that thing. You 621 00:42:18,400 --> 00:42:23,120 Speaker 1: just got a line of shots next to it. Pour 622 00:42:23,200 --> 00:42:26,920 Speaker 1: it on the recorder. God damn it. All right, I 623 00:42:26,920 --> 00:42:31,319 Speaker 1: mean you're paying for this poor on Okay, I feel 624 00:42:31,360 --> 00:42:33,799 Speaker 1: weird about this, and one and poor one on the 625 00:42:33,800 --> 00:42:37,040 Speaker 1: floor for the walkman we lost last week. Jesus Christ, 626 00:42:37,040 --> 00:42:40,360 Speaker 1: you're a real whackle. You know that. I'm a wacko. 627 00:42:40,600 --> 00:42:44,160 Speaker 1: The department assigned me this partner. Okay, so I'm just 628 00:42:44,200 --> 00:42:46,920 Speaker 1: doing the best I can do, all right. All he 629 00:42:47,040 --> 00:42:49,279 Speaker 1: just he's a good air. He listens, but that's about it. 630 00:42:49,280 --> 00:42:52,320 Speaker 1: He doesn't offer any theories, he doesn't offer any backup. 631 00:42:52,600 --> 00:42:54,400 Speaker 1: But you know what, he's my partner and I have 632 00:42:54,480 --> 00:42:58,000 Speaker 1: his back, all right, behave. I just want you to 633 00:42:58,080 --> 00:43:00,800 Speaker 1: leave the tape recorder out of this for once. Okay. 634 00:43:00,880 --> 00:43:05,960 Speaker 1: We haven't made love in months, and I'm tonight. I'm horny, 635 00:43:06,120 --> 00:43:08,080 Speaker 1: so I want to have sex. And I just wish 636 00:43:08,080 --> 00:43:10,640 Speaker 1: you would take the tape recorder out of the bed. 637 00:43:10,760 --> 00:43:13,839 Speaker 1: Leave work at work. I mean, I can't. I mean, 638 00:43:13,960 --> 00:43:15,919 Speaker 1: what what happens if I leave him in another room 639 00:43:15,920 --> 00:43:18,560 Speaker 1: and some headphones show up and take him away? I can't. 640 00:43:18,880 --> 00:43:22,560 Speaker 1: That doesn't happen. It's a tape recorder. Him in here, 641 00:43:22,640 --> 00:43:26,280 Speaker 1: He'll hear everything, and that's embarrassing. Get shut him off, 642 00:43:26,640 --> 00:43:29,960 Speaker 1: turn pause, put him into a drawer in another room, 643 00:43:29,960 --> 00:43:31,600 Speaker 1: and pick him up when you go to work tomorrow 644 00:43:31,680 --> 00:43:33,759 Speaker 1: to fucking tape recorder. You do what? Never mind? I 645 00:43:33,800 --> 00:43:41,080 Speaker 1: am leaving you. Hello. UM, my name is Stephanie Kay. 646 00:43:41,520 --> 00:43:53,560 Speaker 1: I am newly and my partner was obsessed with a mouse. 647 00:43:53,719 --> 00:43:58,080 Speaker 1: It was a Bluetooth mouse, and God, he'd bring it everywhere, 648 00:43:58,760 --> 00:44:01,160 Speaker 1: asked if it was able to that to anything, to 649 00:44:01,360 --> 00:44:03,719 Speaker 1: just scroll around, and then if it did, which most 650 00:44:03,719 --> 00:44:05,759 Speaker 1: of the time I did because most things are sucking bluetooth. 651 00:44:06,960 --> 00:44:09,200 Speaker 1: He was just clicking around, clicking room c looking around, 652 00:44:09,200 --> 00:44:13,400 Speaker 1: and I lost him. I lost him to that mouse. 653 00:44:13,640 --> 00:44:16,799 Speaker 1: And I'm so sorry. I don't know why. I just 654 00:44:16,840 --> 00:44:20,319 Speaker 1: had to say something. I'm I'm sorry. I just wanted 655 00:44:20,360 --> 00:44:23,279 Speaker 1: to say something. Thank you, Thank you, Stephanie. There's no 656 00:44:23,320 --> 00:44:28,160 Speaker 1: apology necessary. And these are safe walls that you stand 657 00:44:28,440 --> 00:44:32,240 Speaker 1: inside of. We're all here to crazy way to describe 658 00:44:32,239 --> 00:44:35,879 Speaker 1: a room. I'm sorry, that's just a room. I've never 659 00:44:35,960 --> 00:44:38,680 Speaker 1: heard anyone describe it like I mean, even just like 660 00:44:38,719 --> 00:44:42,000 Speaker 1: an open space. It could be safe. You know, it's 661 00:44:42,000 --> 00:44:44,040 Speaker 1: safe in here, So it's okay that you're all. I 662 00:44:44,040 --> 00:44:46,520 Speaker 1: don't feel safe in here because of how you're describe 663 00:44:47,520 --> 00:44:50,239 Speaker 1: I don't. I feel like the walls might drop and 664 00:44:50,280 --> 00:44:52,000 Speaker 1: then like a whole bunch of dogs will just be 665 00:44:52,080 --> 00:44:58,480 Speaker 1: released on to me. Is any rational? Is any rational? Fear? No? No? Okay, 666 00:44:58,920 --> 00:45:05,040 Speaker 1: what anyone else likes, I'll say something else. I'll go 667 00:45:05,080 --> 00:45:10,000 Speaker 1: back up and say something. Yeah, that's a weird noise. 668 00:45:11,880 --> 00:45:16,719 Speaker 1: So alright, State Recorder, she's in that meeting. I'm gonna 669 00:45:16,760 --> 00:45:18,400 Speaker 1: hold you up and I need you to play in 670 00:45:18,400 --> 00:45:20,759 Speaker 1: your eyes all right, and then maybe she'll come back 671 00:45:20,760 --> 00:45:23,360 Speaker 1: to me. I don't know how well you amplify it 672 00:45:23,360 --> 00:45:26,279 Speaker 1: because your pocket sized. And hopefully she hears it. But 673 00:45:26,680 --> 00:45:36,200 Speaker 1: we'll see what happens. Oh, come back to me your ship? Ship? 674 00:45:39,960 --> 00:45:44,640 Speaker 1: Is it? Because I poured some buch shots on you? 675 00:45:45,880 --> 00:45:52,080 Speaker 1: Oh hai, old prospector. I was, I don't know. I 676 00:45:52,120 --> 00:45:54,160 Speaker 1: was trying to move my wife back, my partner here, 677 00:45:54,200 --> 00:45:57,520 Speaker 1: and I got so deep into work that you know, 678 00:45:57,680 --> 00:45:59,880 Speaker 1: the State Recorder became my life and she left me in. 679 00:46:00,760 --> 00:46:02,480 Speaker 1: I mean, I know that your only love as gold, 680 00:46:02,760 --> 00:46:05,319 Speaker 1: but how do you how do you show it that 681 00:46:05,480 --> 00:46:08,759 Speaker 1: it's the most important thing. Well, I'll tell you this. 682 00:46:09,320 --> 00:46:14,600 Speaker 1: My partner was my pick axe right here, Charlie. Now, 683 00:46:14,719 --> 00:46:17,799 Speaker 1: this piece and me went everyway together, and I I'm 684 00:46:17,800 --> 00:46:19,640 Speaker 1: gonna be honest I try to make love to it, 685 00:46:20,160 --> 00:46:23,919 Speaker 1: and when I did, I I did some horrible things 686 00:46:23,920 --> 00:46:27,120 Speaker 1: at the bottom half of my body. I um actress 687 00:46:27,160 --> 00:46:31,480 Speaker 1: too shop. I cut my scholf up pretty bad, you know, 688 00:46:31,760 --> 00:46:35,680 Speaker 1: I cut up You're on You're on a public street, 689 00:46:35,840 --> 00:46:37,840 Speaker 1: and that's a weapon, and I feel like I have 690 00:46:37,960 --> 00:46:40,640 Speaker 1: to take you in, but I don't want you because 691 00:46:40,800 --> 00:46:45,880 Speaker 1: I really admire you your spirit. Gunner. I'm reinstated in 692 00:46:45,920 --> 00:46:48,960 Speaker 1: the program. That prospector you arrested was actually the head 693 00:46:48,960 --> 00:46:52,200 Speaker 1: of a cartel gold ring and you busted four hundred 694 00:46:52,280 --> 00:46:57,600 Speaker 1: billion dollars worth of counterfeit the Boollians. Gunner. I'm raising 695 00:46:57,640 --> 00:47:02,719 Speaker 1: your pay to more. Oh, it's all been worth it. 696 00:47:03,239 --> 00:47:05,560 Speaker 1: Losing my wife and she still want to talk to me, 697 00:47:05,680 --> 00:47:08,239 Speaker 1: returned my calls. But to know that I've got this 698 00:47:08,280 --> 00:47:13,160 Speaker 1: morning now to put away everything. Connor, this is working, Okay. 699 00:47:13,239 --> 00:47:15,879 Speaker 1: I want to leave home at home and work here. Okay. 700 00:47:15,920 --> 00:47:17,160 Speaker 1: I don't need to know what's going on in your 701 00:47:17,160 --> 00:47:21,680 Speaker 1: personal do you hear me? Hey captain sorry interrupted? Oh wow, 702 00:47:21,680 --> 00:47:23,880 Speaker 1: did you have these walls painted? I feel so safe 703 00:47:23,880 --> 00:47:29,040 Speaker 1: in here. Yeah yeah, well I actually wrote safe on 704 00:47:29,080 --> 00:47:34,200 Speaker 1: all the walls. So oh that's got that squeak again. 705 00:47:34,440 --> 00:47:37,520 Speaker 1: I know we're celebrating the four hundred billion dollar booie 706 00:47:37,520 --> 00:47:40,839 Speaker 1: and bust, but there's a goddamn massacre at four three 707 00:47:40,920 --> 00:47:52,000 Speaker 1: zero six way More place. It was hummus and blood everywhere. Yeah, 708 00:47:52,200 --> 00:47:59,440 Speaker 1: I got it. Come on. I love you, oh my, 709 00:48:00,200 --> 00:48:01,920 Speaker 1: and I have so many feelings for you. But this 710 00:48:01,960 --> 00:48:06,160 Speaker 1: is not the time. I have to stop this. I 711 00:48:06,239 --> 00:48:09,879 Speaker 1: love it, I love you more. It's not the time. 712 00:48:10,000 --> 00:48:14,719 Speaker 1: Don't do this, Okay. I know it's not the time. 713 00:48:14,760 --> 00:48:19,120 Speaker 1: I'm just saying, I gotta get down there. I love you, Okay, Okay, Chief, 714 00:48:19,160 --> 00:48:21,919 Speaker 1: I love you too. I know it's not the time. 715 00:48:22,000 --> 00:48:27,400 Speaker 1: I'm gonna go down on now. Okay, Chief, I know 716 00:48:29,520 --> 00:48:32,960 Speaker 1: I gotta go. Okay, Connor of the director that need 717 00:48:33,040 --> 00:48:34,919 Speaker 1: to have the captain of a police department. They're all dead. 718 00:48:35,840 --> 00:48:40,399 Speaker 1: They're all dead, okay. Closed Well, no, no, no, we don't. 719 00:48:40,520 --> 00:48:45,000 Speaker 1: We still gotta apprehend the people who the assailants, the 720 00:48:45,000 --> 00:48:50,520 Speaker 1: people who committed the crimes. But no one's breathing. Thompson, 721 00:48:50,600 --> 00:48:52,200 Speaker 1: Have you just been running back and forth to the 722 00:48:52,239 --> 00:48:54,920 Speaker 1: crime sheet. Yeah, it's I mean four three zero six 723 00:48:55,040 --> 00:48:58,000 Speaker 1: way More places, right, Yeah, you guys should see it. 724 00:48:58,200 --> 00:49:00,120 Speaker 1: If you open the door. Actually, captain, can I up 725 00:49:00,120 --> 00:49:06,680 Speaker 1: in your planes of cos right there? Whoa? Where you 726 00:49:06,760 --> 00:49:09,839 Speaker 1: where you point? A lot of there? No, you're looking 727 00:49:10,560 --> 00:49:14,600 Speaker 1: over there. The sun is in yours as you're looking 728 00:49:14,640 --> 00:49:17,319 Speaker 1: in the reflection of the window. I'm looking directly at 729 00:49:17,320 --> 00:49:21,719 Speaker 1: the down Wait a second, guys, guys, tape recorder has 730 00:49:21,719 --> 00:49:24,880 Speaker 1: been missing for half an hour. Could it be this 731 00:49:24,920 --> 00:49:39,839 Speaker 1: whole time? He Oh my god, you cool. That's our 732 00:49:39,920 --> 00:49:45,839 Speaker 1: shouting out. Sorry, you've only got so much we can 733 00:49:45,880 --> 00:49:50,520 Speaker 1: afford of the rights of that song. Fantastic. I want 734 00:49:50,520 --> 00:49:52,960 Speaker 1: to thank all the bar Alchemists today, especially Mr James 735 00:49:53,000 --> 00:49:56,000 Speaker 1: eeny James, thanks so much for being here. Oh, thanks 736 00:49:56,080 --> 00:50:00,560 Speaker 1: for having me. It's uh, it's a lot of fun. Yeah. 737 00:50:00,680 --> 00:50:03,480 Speaker 1: So we'll work on some technical things between episodes. I 738 00:50:03,480 --> 00:50:05,760 Speaker 1: think I'll be able to fix it before the next episode. 739 00:50:05,800 --> 00:50:09,080 Speaker 1: I'm just gonna use a secondary laptop if you can 740 00:50:09,120 --> 00:50:12,800 Speaker 1: get closer to your camera. Also, you're so damn handsome. Uh, 741 00:50:13,000 --> 00:50:15,399 Speaker 1: I can barely see you. Look like you're in hell 742 00:50:16,440 --> 00:50:20,200 Speaker 1: the bowels of health. That's the background, and you seem 743 00:50:20,320 --> 00:50:24,280 Speaker 1: very cold. But you're also like half the normal size, 744 00:50:24,560 --> 00:50:27,920 Speaker 1: and I'm missing that sweet, sweet heeny face and congrats 745 00:50:27,960 --> 00:50:30,399 Speaker 1: again on the commercial. What was that? Was that? The 746 00:50:30,440 --> 00:50:36,960 Speaker 1: sweet sweet nation Schnitzel enjoyed the hell out of that. Man, 747 00:50:37,120 --> 00:50:40,320 Speaker 1: I remember you telling us about the movable uh wig 748 00:50:40,440 --> 00:50:43,359 Speaker 1: or whatever that ponytail thing is. Yeah, it was. It 749 00:50:43,400 --> 00:50:46,480 Speaker 1: was controlled with a remote control. There was a team 750 00:50:46,480 --> 00:50:49,680 Speaker 1: of people remote controlling everybody's pony. Whole team of people. 751 00:50:49,680 --> 00:50:53,040 Speaker 1: It's awesome. A team. Yeah. And the same person that 752 00:50:53,120 --> 00:50:55,799 Speaker 1: worked on my hair, the same person that did your 753 00:50:55,840 --> 00:51:00,640 Speaker 1: hair stuff for uh for the whole ten yards Yeah, yeah, 754 00:51:00,680 --> 00:51:05,440 Speaker 1: that's crazy. And and they also work on a mandalorian anyways, 755 00:51:05,760 --> 00:51:08,640 Speaker 1: Uh yeah, they did great. To see you, James, Caroline Carter, 756 00:51:10,239 --> 00:51:12,600 Speaker 1: James Genie, thank you so much for being here today. 757 00:51:13,320 --> 00:51:17,279 Speaker 1: And well, uh, you will not be joining us for 758 00:51:17,280 --> 00:51:20,640 Speaker 1: the second show, I understand, but I greatly appreciate you 759 00:51:20,680 --> 00:51:22,799 Speaker 1: making the first one. Where can folks find you if 760 00:51:22,840 --> 00:51:25,800 Speaker 1: you would like them to? Well, I don't want anyone 761 00:51:25,840 --> 00:51:27,839 Speaker 1: to find me anywhere, but if you did, it's on. 762 00:51:28,320 --> 00:51:30,719 Speaker 1: You can find me on Instagram on Carter poop and 763 00:51:30,760 --> 00:51:33,800 Speaker 1: maybe tell me what I should do with my life. Yes, please, 764 00:51:35,320 --> 00:51:42,799 Speaker 1: someone out there help offer a rudder fox sake. Thank you, 765 00:51:42,880 --> 00:51:47,319 Speaker 1: cal Chris Alvaratz thank you for having me. I was 766 00:51:47,360 --> 00:51:49,719 Speaker 1: on the phone with Jessica the other day. She's in 767 00:51:49,719 --> 00:51:54,880 Speaker 1: Orange County and while we're talking, she goes James Heeney's 768 00:51:54,920 --> 00:51:58,200 Speaker 1: on TV and she's so she had to watch your 769 00:51:58,239 --> 00:52:00,359 Speaker 1: spot while listening while talking to me. Is a really 770 00:52:00,360 --> 00:52:03,000 Speaker 1: fun moment for both of us. We're so proud of you, dude, 771 00:52:03,280 --> 00:52:05,000 Speaker 1: and that's all I want to say. Yield my time, 772 00:52:05,400 --> 00:52:07,640 Speaker 1: Mr col Stratton talks so much for joining us again. 773 00:52:07,719 --> 00:52:10,240 Speaker 1: Of course, thanks for having me. Sidebar on the Jessica 774 00:52:10,320 --> 00:52:12,360 Speaker 1: Low Things. She has a very funny part at the 775 00:52:12,440 --> 00:52:17,279 Speaker 1: end of Desperadoes now on Netflix. F y I uh yeah, 776 00:52:17,480 --> 00:52:20,040 Speaker 1: go to uh at cold strand at Stratton calling very 777 00:52:20,160 --> 00:52:22,640 Speaker 1: social things. God s sketch Fest dot com rent some videos. 778 00:52:22,640 --> 00:52:24,200 Speaker 1: Help support the festival. There's a lot of good ship 779 00:52:24,280 --> 00:52:28,640 Speaker 1: on there. More good stuff coming, please do. 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Thanks to 788 00:52:56,719 --> 00:53:01,160 Speaker 1: our producing engineer the stars, Mr Duck Bain Ba ba 789 00:53:01,200 --> 00:53:06,480 Speaker 1: ba baby, the fine folks that I heart media. I'm 790 00:53:06,560 --> 00:53:09,120 Speaker 1: Kevin Pollock. Thank you all for being there. Be safe 791 00:53:09,160 --> 00:53:10,080 Speaker 1: until next time