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Speaker 1: I'm fine. It's talking about hind I go on, Jagamo

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Speaker 1: in a fucking house game dark in the world. Oh

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Speaker 1: my god. Today was one of the angriest days of

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Speaker 1: You guys were recording this on August fifteen, the day

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Speaker 1: about five years when we all are buried under rubble.

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Speaker 1: I don't like that talk well. Okay, okay, okay, maybe

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Speaker 1: Later I think maybe you're right. Maybe we just realized

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Speaker 1: think so. Now. And here's what we do. Here's what

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Speaker 1: to It's true in times of dark you need light.

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Speaker 1: In fact, that's actually rule number three culture and times

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Speaker 1: so listen, who's this fiend? Whose voice you here in

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Speaker 1: little diddy called Saturday Night Live, Little Saturday Night Live,

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Speaker 1: Little Diddy cultural institution called Saturday Night Live. You know

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Speaker 1: what you love it hopefully um. And also she's written

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Speaker 1: This is an amazing guest. I'm so excited. Please welcome

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Speaker 1: Kristen Bartley and just slaying it in our live show

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Speaker 1: want to say, and this is not like me virtue signaling.

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Speaker 1: I've never had that thought, Like, that's what a shitty

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Speaker 1: listeners know, Christian, here's a fellow Orlando head. She and

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Speaker 1: She would have to record it on the VCR so

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Speaker 1: that when I got home I could watch The Elephant

423
00:22:57,920 --> 00:23:00,960
Speaker 1: Show and Dumbo Circus. And one day kindergarten I cried

424
00:23:01,119 --> 00:23:02,680
Speaker 1: and the teacher was like, why are you crying? I

425
00:23:02,720 --> 00:23:04,880
Speaker 1: was like, I was just really worried that the VCR

426
00:23:04,880 --> 00:23:08,760
Speaker 1: I wasn't going to record it. I cared about TV

427
00:23:09,040 --> 00:23:12,760
Speaker 1: so early, and I know that my parents like that's

428
00:23:12,760 --> 00:23:14,840
Speaker 1: so bad, but I like, I loved that I Love

429
00:23:14,920 --> 00:23:16,920
Speaker 1: the Monkeys, which was in reruns. I had a crush

430
00:23:16,920 --> 00:23:20,960
Speaker 1: on Davy Jones, probably like thirty at the time, and

431
00:23:21,320 --> 00:23:24,440
Speaker 1: I had a crush on his child version. My mom

432
00:23:24,480 --> 00:23:27,280
Speaker 1: loves him. She had a picture of David Jones I love. Yeah.

433
00:23:27,720 --> 00:23:29,720
Speaker 1: My sister had a had a monkey's phase, and I

434
00:23:29,760 --> 00:23:32,399
Speaker 1: was like, this is from a century ago, it is

435
00:23:33,080 --> 00:23:35,080
Speaker 1: I had. I was so horny for him and I

436
00:23:35,119 --> 00:23:37,760
Speaker 1: was only five. But there was definitely a thing of

437
00:23:37,800 --> 00:23:40,520
Speaker 1: like at the time, I think we were all were younger,

438
00:23:40,720 --> 00:23:43,439
Speaker 1: Like there was a lot of that kind of nineteen

439
00:23:43,480 --> 00:23:46,960
Speaker 1: seventies and nineteen eighties, nineteen sixties, like television on and

440
00:23:47,080 --> 00:23:51,600
Speaker 1: readily available, and you know what fucking kills me that

441
00:23:51,800 --> 00:23:55,320
Speaker 1: no one knows about, Like there's no way to kill

442
00:23:55,480 --> 00:23:58,080
Speaker 1: in Island now. No one knows about I love Lucy,

443
00:23:58,160 --> 00:24:01,800
Speaker 1: none of none of these young girls coming up girls,

444
00:24:01,840 --> 00:24:05,560
Speaker 1: young young girl not know. I don't even know about

445
00:24:05,640 --> 00:24:08,000
Speaker 1: Lucill Ball. Also, one thing that I love is that

446
00:24:08,200 --> 00:24:11,000
Speaker 1: Jason's Jason is older than me by five years. Ha ha.

447
00:24:11,240 --> 00:24:17,080
Speaker 1: But hello, go daddy, listen to a little bit of

448
00:24:17,080 --> 00:24:24,600
Speaker 1: a still good Daddy seven next tive. No, but Jason

449
00:24:24,760 --> 00:24:27,600
Speaker 1: was poor. Okay, we didn't say that. You said that.

450
00:24:27,680 --> 00:24:33,080
Speaker 1: We didn't say that. You can't Barbara you shut dumb

451
00:24:33,320 --> 00:24:36,240
Speaker 1: stupid Queen comes to the comes to the Barbara Streis

452
00:24:36,320 --> 00:24:40,560
Speaker 1: and contract saying, I'm saying Barber strives. That's how he

453
00:24:40,800 --> 00:24:45,480
Speaker 1: is an idiot, that's he is. You can't say it

454
00:24:45,600 --> 00:24:47,800
Speaker 1: right now. Jason does very well. He's doing great. Say

455
00:24:47,840 --> 00:24:51,080
Speaker 1: it right now, say Barbara Streis in barbar strikes bird.

456
00:24:52,400 --> 00:24:54,120
Speaker 1: That wasn't it? We need to get back on track.

457
00:24:54,240 --> 00:24:59,159
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Tom Queen his little sister. He has

458
00:24:59,160 --> 00:25:01,200
Speaker 1: a little sister, so he knows all about the dumb

459
00:25:01,359 --> 00:25:03,320
Speaker 1: ship that I grew up. Which I think it's very

460
00:25:03,359 --> 00:25:05,120
Speaker 1: important because I like to be able to say like,

461
00:25:05,320 --> 00:25:07,800
Speaker 1: because I feel like you have like these weird flashes

462
00:25:07,800 --> 00:25:09,679
Speaker 1: of something weird that you watched and you have to

463
00:25:09,680 --> 00:25:11,080
Speaker 1: find out what it is, and he has like a

464
00:25:11,119 --> 00:25:14,359
Speaker 1: good knowledge of it. How young is his sister She

465
00:25:15,000 --> 00:25:19,359
Speaker 1: is maybe twenty six, so he was able to re

466
00:25:19,480 --> 00:25:21,560
Speaker 1: experience all of those things he was she was he

467
00:25:21,600 --> 00:25:23,240
Speaker 1: was twelve years old when she was a baby, so

468
00:25:23,359 --> 00:25:25,240
Speaker 1: he really like and he was like a good older

469
00:25:25,280 --> 00:25:27,400
Speaker 1: brother who hung out with his little sister and took

470
00:25:27,440 --> 00:25:29,439
Speaker 1: care of her. So like he's he's got all of

471
00:25:29,440 --> 00:25:33,120
Speaker 1: these dumb things and he remembers them. I think it's

472
00:25:33,160 --> 00:25:35,960
Speaker 1: I remember, like when I was in London, people loved

473
00:25:36,000 --> 00:25:39,600
Speaker 1: me because people in London I love that girls. And

474
00:25:39,640 --> 00:25:42,199
Speaker 1: I really did very well there in college and I

475
00:25:42,200 --> 00:25:44,119
Speaker 1: remember like going on on dates with guys and we

476
00:25:44,160 --> 00:25:47,640
Speaker 1: had a totally different like understanding of culture and knowledge

477
00:25:47,640 --> 00:25:50,119
Speaker 1: and like shows, and I hated it. I was I

478
00:25:50,119 --> 00:25:52,159
Speaker 1: couldn't get on board. I don't want to get to

479
00:25:52,160 --> 00:25:54,879
Speaker 1: know your stuff because your love languages, pop culture and

480
00:25:54,920 --> 00:25:58,400
Speaker 1: culture one hund like I do you have to know

481
00:25:58,440 --> 00:26:00,840
Speaker 1: what I know you know? And like I have these

482
00:26:00,840 --> 00:26:05,320
Speaker 1: like weird visions of like in Dumbo Circus, there's this

483
00:26:05,440 --> 00:26:07,919
Speaker 1: one scene. I know you have no idea what this is,

484
00:26:08,400 --> 00:26:10,720
Speaker 1: but I have no idea. No, I don't describe it

485
00:26:10,800 --> 00:26:12,280
Speaker 1: because I want to. I want to, like this one

486
00:26:12,320 --> 00:26:14,560
Speaker 1: scene where they fly over a desert that's made of

487
00:26:14,600 --> 00:26:19,480
Speaker 1: ice cream. Live action. It's live action and sports. I

488
00:26:19,480 --> 00:26:22,639
Speaker 1: don't believe it is. I swear there's a computer in

489
00:26:22,640 --> 00:26:25,920
Speaker 1: your back. It's real and I haven't seen it since

490
00:26:25,960 --> 00:26:28,760
Speaker 1: I was a little kids, so maybe it is. But

491
00:26:28,840 --> 00:26:30,200
Speaker 1: I think it is live actually because I think it

492
00:26:30,240 --> 00:26:32,320
Speaker 1: was like a soft out of it. I would be

493
00:26:32,320 --> 00:26:34,480
Speaker 1: curious as to how they pulled off a desert made

494
00:26:34,520 --> 00:26:38,359
Speaker 1: out of ice cream. It was like round puppety ice cream.

495
00:26:38,560 --> 00:26:42,879
Speaker 1: Like I felt about this. This is a question. Hold on,

496
00:26:42,880 --> 00:26:45,199
Speaker 1: I want to ask an actual question. Okay, that's an

497
00:26:45,240 --> 00:26:48,080
Speaker 1: actual question. I think there is something, there's something really

498
00:26:48,160 --> 00:26:50,280
Speaker 1: real to this thing that Christian is talking about, like

499
00:26:50,440 --> 00:26:53,960
Speaker 1: these visions, these flashbacks to like kids, just random ask

500
00:26:54,040 --> 00:26:56,359
Speaker 1: kids stuff that you would watch. Um, did you you

501
00:26:56,400 --> 00:26:59,800
Speaker 1: watch Pingu either? If you watch ands but I know

502
00:27:00,000 --> 00:27:02,719
Speaker 1: it is, yeah, but they do have like visions of it,

503
00:27:02,880 --> 00:27:05,000
Speaker 1: have visions of it, And I just have visions of

504
00:27:05,160 --> 00:27:08,440
Speaker 1: just just yeah, like being like not going to school

505
00:27:08,440 --> 00:27:10,600
Speaker 1: because I was second just staying and watching that because

506
00:27:10,800 --> 00:27:13,240
Speaker 1: you know, we didn't have cable. Yeah, and Bob Ross

507
00:27:13,320 --> 00:27:15,040
Speaker 1: and Ship came out all the time. Loved Bob Ros.

508
00:27:16,080 --> 00:27:19,119
Speaker 1: Bob Ross was on. Also, you know what is a

509
00:27:19,119 --> 00:27:23,680
Speaker 1: show that I literally remember, like Gala Gla Island. I

510
00:27:23,720 --> 00:27:27,560
Speaker 1: don't remember a single thing about that one. Bart went

511
00:27:27,720 --> 00:27:32,359
Speaker 1: contact and Ghostwriter we on PBS two. Ghostwriter just talking

512
00:27:32,400 --> 00:27:36,960
Speaker 1: to someone un grinder to take Why would you? That

513
00:27:37,040 --> 00:27:38,800
Speaker 1: was their user name and my user name right now

514
00:27:38,920 --> 00:27:41,280
Speaker 1: is I think like dumbfat baby because that's like a

515
00:27:41,320 --> 00:27:48,879
Speaker 1: holdover from the conversation starter brand and um, this person

516
00:27:48,920 --> 00:27:50,520
Speaker 1: was asking me what the name was and I was like, oh,

517
00:27:50,560 --> 00:27:53,239
Speaker 1: it's just like a It's like an old user name

518
00:27:53,280 --> 00:27:55,560
Speaker 1: that you should have been, like Google Gaga. Yeah, I

519
00:27:55,560 --> 00:27:59,879
Speaker 1: should have Barbar And then and then his user name

520
00:27:59,920 --> 00:28:01,160
Speaker 1: was ghost right, and I was like, what's the meaning

521
00:28:01,200 --> 00:28:03,000
Speaker 1: behind your name? And he said the show And I

522
00:28:03,000 --> 00:28:06,919
Speaker 1: don't think I ever watched it again. It's one of

523
00:28:06,920 --> 00:28:09,320
Speaker 1: those things where it's like I could not tell you

524
00:28:09,359 --> 00:28:13,040
Speaker 1: anything about basically a ghost that gave these crime fighting

525
00:28:13,119 --> 00:28:18,760
Speaker 1: kids information by writing on computer right right right, ghost right.

526
00:28:19,800 --> 00:28:21,800
Speaker 1: It's been safe. It feels like it doesn't have a

527
00:28:21,800 --> 00:28:23,919
Speaker 1: lot of legs, like it went on for a while,

528
00:28:24,359 --> 00:28:27,320
Speaker 1: and I certainly wanted today. I love that scene from

529
00:28:27,320 --> 00:28:30,399
Speaker 1: Freaks and Geeks where the kid goes home and eats

530
00:28:30,440 --> 00:28:32,119
Speaker 1: like food in front of his TV show. Do you

531
00:28:32,160 --> 00:28:36,200
Speaker 1: know that scene? Yes, I in the pilot. I think

532
00:28:36,200 --> 00:28:39,280
Speaker 1: it is. It's early on. Um. I love that scene

533
00:28:39,280 --> 00:28:40,640
Speaker 1: so much and I relate to it so much because

534
00:28:40,680 --> 00:28:42,200
Speaker 1: I was a latch key kid. I was a poor kid,

535
00:28:42,200 --> 00:28:44,440
Speaker 1: and I would come home from like school, walk home

536
00:28:44,480 --> 00:28:47,720
Speaker 1: from school, open up the door, make myself a big

537
00:28:47,760 --> 00:28:52,479
Speaker 1: snack and watch like Oprah were the snacks and thank god,

538
00:28:53,600 --> 00:28:56,120
Speaker 1: thank god, you know what I loved, Hey Gray Farms,

539
00:28:56,160 --> 00:28:59,840
Speaker 1: beef sticks. Fucking love beef sticks. I I still funk

540
00:28:59,880 --> 00:29:02,640
Speaker 1: with bagel bites and that was my snack of snack

541
00:29:02,640 --> 00:29:06,000
Speaker 1: of choice growing up. A dozen bagel bites on a plate,

542
00:29:06,000 --> 00:29:09,480
Speaker 1: and they were sogging wet because I've only or like

543
00:29:09,520 --> 00:29:11,479
Speaker 1: a piece of white bread with a piece of cheese

544
00:29:11,480 --> 00:29:16,840
Speaker 1: on it. No, I ask you this, ask you this, Okay,

545
00:29:17,040 --> 00:29:22,240
Speaker 1: did your parents ever put juice in those little canisters

546
00:29:22,240 --> 00:29:25,200
Speaker 1: in the freezer and make a juice pop? Yeah, of course,

547
00:29:25,840 --> 00:29:31,480
Speaker 1: love yeah, but not like canisters like a little popsicle.

548
00:29:32,680 --> 00:29:35,240
Speaker 1: We had all of the dumb bullshit plastic stuff that

549
00:29:35,280 --> 00:29:37,440
Speaker 1: would make nonsense. But yeah, we did do that to you.

550
00:29:37,640 --> 00:29:40,320
Speaker 1: It's insane how much juice and soda I drink as

551
00:29:40,320 --> 00:29:43,640
Speaker 1: a child. I look back and I'm like, the nineties

552
00:29:43,680 --> 00:29:47,840
Speaker 1: were a fucking crazy, cracked out time. I would beat

553
00:29:47,920 --> 00:29:52,800
Speaker 1: in the basement in my house watching Nickelodeon, running around

554
00:29:52,840 --> 00:29:55,880
Speaker 1: in circles because I was so hyped up on soda

555
00:29:55,920 --> 00:29:58,000
Speaker 1: because it was in the house every day. I probably

556
00:29:58,040 --> 00:30:00,920
Speaker 1: drank a liter of it every day, a kidding, just

557
00:30:01,240 --> 00:30:03,880
Speaker 1: running around like I remember the first time I ever

558
00:30:03,920 --> 00:30:06,400
Speaker 1: saw the Backstreet Boys on television. I just didn't know

559
00:30:06,520 --> 00:30:09,960
Speaker 1: what I was feeling, like rubbing my dick on the

560
00:30:10,000 --> 00:30:13,600
Speaker 1: ground and like running around being like like I'm not

561
00:30:13,720 --> 00:30:19,600
Speaker 1: understanding sugar. Yes, every show was the best show, led

562
00:30:19,640 --> 00:30:22,880
Speaker 1: it to the Hidden Temple, best show, their best show,

563
00:30:23,600 --> 00:30:27,760
Speaker 1: like do you have it guts? Best show, and I

564
00:30:27,840 --> 00:30:30,160
Speaker 1: was just like yes, yes, And I was just so

565
00:30:30,200 --> 00:30:34,800
Speaker 1: excited to see other kids run around, Oh my God,

566
00:30:34,840 --> 00:30:37,200
Speaker 1: and I love that always. The trip would be like

567
00:30:37,280 --> 00:30:39,800
Speaker 1: all of these shows happened in Orlando, like yes, oh

568
00:30:39,840 --> 00:30:42,720
Speaker 1: my God, filmed live at Universal Studios, Florida, and I

569
00:30:42,760 --> 00:30:46,280
Speaker 1: would come. I would come as a child, I would say,

570
00:30:47,800 --> 00:30:51,280
Speaker 1: I would see the group the group fountain. Now I

571
00:30:51,320 --> 00:30:57,680
Speaker 1: would come we No, I'd be a little kids having

572
00:30:57,720 --> 00:31:01,680
Speaker 1: soda and coming because Back she Boys performed live in

573
00:31:01,720 --> 00:31:06,400
Speaker 1: front of a goop fountain. No, not to this day.

574
00:31:06,560 --> 00:31:09,680
Speaker 1: I did when with New Kids on the Block. No, No,

575
00:31:10,040 --> 00:31:13,640
Speaker 1: this was I feel like, oh my god, I'm lying

576
00:31:13,680 --> 00:31:16,520
Speaker 1: to you guys, but I feel like someone like Cisco

577
00:31:16,640 --> 00:31:21,120
Speaker 1: Level open no dream Dream open um, you get it.

578
00:31:21,280 --> 00:31:30,040
Speaker 1: He was men, He's getting, he's gonna he loves me.

579
00:31:31,520 --> 00:31:35,320
Speaker 1: None of those that saw them. I was more of

580
00:31:35,360 --> 00:31:38,280
Speaker 1: an InSync fan. I saw them a bunch. Yes they

581
00:31:38,280 --> 00:31:40,479
Speaker 1: were better. I loved them so much. But I won

582
00:31:40,600 --> 00:31:43,520
Speaker 1: free tickets to Back To Boys because my dad there

583
00:31:43,560 --> 00:31:46,840
Speaker 1: was this contest to the Backstreet Dad's contests at the mall,

584
00:31:47,000 --> 00:31:49,720
Speaker 1: at the Ashball Mall, and I knew that my dad

585
00:31:49,760 --> 00:31:50,840
Speaker 1: was such a hand and was like I knew if

586
00:31:50,880 --> 00:31:52,560
Speaker 1: I got him in that contest, I would win because

587
00:31:52,560 --> 00:31:55,480
Speaker 1: he was such a performer and like an inside performer.

588
00:31:55,600 --> 00:31:57,880
Speaker 1: And so we dressed him up and he didn't and

589
00:31:57,880 --> 00:31:59,480
Speaker 1: he got it done. You dress him up as an

590
00:31:59,520 --> 00:32:01,760
Speaker 1: in sync or um, No, this was actual boy. He was.

591
00:32:01,880 --> 00:32:06,240
Speaker 1: My dad was Howard, So he was Howie be and

592
00:32:06,760 --> 00:32:09,560
Speaker 1: like he really went for it and to such a

593
00:32:09,560 --> 00:32:11,920
Speaker 1: degree that he was the clip of like it went

594
00:32:11,960 --> 00:32:14,440
Speaker 1: out on the ap and it was like the ESPN

595
00:32:14,480 --> 00:32:15,920
Speaker 1: clip of the day. They would play him on the

596
00:32:15,920 --> 00:32:19,760
Speaker 1: hour services he was all over. He went on the apes.

597
00:32:20,160 --> 00:32:22,160
Speaker 1: Back in the day. This was news. This was the bright,

598
00:32:22,200 --> 00:32:24,600
Speaker 1: shining news that could happen on the local news. And

599
00:32:24,640 --> 00:32:26,400
Speaker 1: we went to see the Bactor Boys. And that's where

600
00:32:26,440 --> 00:32:29,720
Speaker 1: I saw my first dick because yes, because on our

601
00:32:29,760 --> 00:32:31,840
Speaker 1: way it was me and three of the girls. The

602
00:32:31,880 --> 00:32:34,600
Speaker 1: sky was driving beside us and he saw a bunch

603
00:32:34,600 --> 00:32:39,600
Speaker 1: of girls and he lifted He was masturbating and driving,

604
00:32:40,040 --> 00:32:43,160
Speaker 1: and he lifted up his dick. We all screamed, bloody murder.

605
00:32:43,160 --> 00:32:52,120
Speaker 1: But it was fine. Girls trip, that's literally what and

606
00:32:52,160 --> 00:32:56,080
Speaker 1: it was fine. I was not hurt by it. I

607
00:32:56,120 --> 00:33:00,320
Speaker 1: think still we can't speak for the other girls. We

608
00:33:00,360 --> 00:33:02,720
Speaker 1: have to find them with their stories. I think it

609
00:33:02,800 --> 00:33:06,160
Speaker 1: was funny and they're fine. Stick through a window, dick

610
00:33:06,200 --> 00:33:08,800
Speaker 1: through a window. Um okay, so on my way here,

611
00:33:09,040 --> 00:33:12,080
Speaker 1: um pal the show Brandon's Cat Jones, two time cancelor

612
00:33:12,120 --> 00:33:16,920
Speaker 1: of the Live Show. Cancelor showed me videos of boy band.

613
00:33:17,000 --> 00:33:20,840
Speaker 1: I'm just getting okay. I think it's fine. I'm on board.

614
00:33:20,920 --> 00:33:22,680
Speaker 1: I almost tried to watch it the other day because

615
00:33:22,680 --> 00:33:26,480
Speaker 1: I finished and then I was looking. I watched one

616
00:33:26,520 --> 00:33:28,440
Speaker 1: episode and thing that I think is so funny. It's

617
00:33:28,440 --> 00:33:30,600
Speaker 1: at the very end of it they say the boy

618
00:33:30,640 --> 00:33:33,080
Speaker 1: who is going home or the boy who didn't do

619
00:33:33,120 --> 00:33:37,320
Speaker 1: a good job today, the boy and I laughed so hard,

620
00:33:37,640 --> 00:33:43,200
Speaker 1: the boy, the boy who disappointed us. It's so Harry Pottery.

621
00:33:43,760 --> 00:33:46,080
Speaker 1: I mean, I think nineteen is the oldest and the

622
00:33:46,520 --> 00:33:49,760
Speaker 1: youngest Okay, probably you don't even know what their dicks

623
00:33:49,760 --> 00:33:52,080
Speaker 1: are doing yet. Well if if if no one's hat

624
00:33:52,120 --> 00:33:55,440
Speaker 1: to me, they're probably looking down at their own dick.

625
00:33:55,520 --> 00:33:58,680
Speaker 1: Like what I mean, if there were anything like you

626
00:33:58,760 --> 00:34:03,240
Speaker 1: growing up looking watching the Backstreet boys rubbing rubbing around

627
00:34:03,240 --> 00:34:08,719
Speaker 1: the rug juice juice in comming soda, I want to

628
00:34:08,719 --> 00:34:11,719
Speaker 1: see a messy hot producer, Joe, can we get away

629
00:34:11,760 --> 00:34:22,160
Speaker 1: with calling this episode juice? And I'm so it's really soda? Soda?

630
00:34:23,160 --> 00:34:26,359
Speaker 1: Now we should call it. We should call it rub

631
00:34:26,440 --> 00:34:29,759
Speaker 1: the rug, rubbed the rug. Now, there's literally a podcast

632
00:34:29,800 --> 00:34:32,520
Speaker 1: called Comtown. I think we're fine. Well, that's probably a

633
00:34:32,640 --> 00:34:35,120
Speaker 1: dumb podcast. What is that? I know, I'm sure it's great.

634
00:34:35,120 --> 00:34:38,480
Speaker 1: I'm sure Cometown. We don't have to talk about Calmtown.

635
00:34:38,640 --> 00:34:42,000
Speaker 1: It's called Calmtown. Calmtown. HPJ has heard of it. What's

636
00:34:42,000 --> 00:34:43,960
Speaker 1: it about? I don't know. I you know what I

637
00:34:43,960 --> 00:34:45,640
Speaker 1: I just scroll through and I look at the titles.

638
00:34:45,640 --> 00:34:49,879
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, that's a good title. That's a good title. Look,

639
00:34:49,920 --> 00:34:56,600
Speaker 1: I'm hoping justin I like, now, um, before I teased

640
00:34:57,520 --> 00:35:00,920
Speaker 1: that Kristen as one of the writers of Nightly, that

641
00:35:01,040 --> 00:35:03,760
Speaker 1: UCB might have had a little bit of an exchange

642
00:35:03,880 --> 00:35:06,440
Speaker 1: or running with a certain celebrity who was going to

643
00:35:06,560 --> 00:35:10,120
Speaker 1: do the show and that disappeared from the schedule. She

644
00:35:10,160 --> 00:35:13,600
Speaker 1: absolutely did. She canceled a week before. Now I recently

645
00:35:13,640 --> 00:35:16,680
Speaker 1: got into the Real Housewives of New York. Can we

646
00:35:16,719 --> 00:35:20,800
Speaker 1: confirm that this person was the Countess herself, Countess Luanne

647
00:35:21,080 --> 00:35:27,600
Speaker 1: former Accountess, now the former Lune Augustino. I guess she's

648
00:35:27,640 --> 00:35:30,440
Speaker 1: back to Luene de Lisps. Know she lost her title

649
00:35:30,480 --> 00:35:33,080
Speaker 1: and the husband. That's sad, but she will never lose

650
00:35:33,120 --> 00:35:35,799
Speaker 1: her music. Now, you know what. I'm watching the show

651
00:35:35,840 --> 00:35:38,560
Speaker 1: now and I'm not into the Countess. Do you watch

652
00:35:38,560 --> 00:35:40,880
Speaker 1: the show? I do. I watched all of them, the

653
00:35:40,920 --> 00:35:43,319
Speaker 1: only ones I don't want her like Dallas and her

654
00:35:43,400 --> 00:35:46,360
Speaker 1: Dallas sucks. I don't need to see if anyone's like

655
00:35:46,680 --> 00:35:49,040
Speaker 1: clearly not rich. I don't care. It's like I don't.

656
00:35:49,080 --> 00:35:51,000
Speaker 1: That makes me feel sad and like you're putting your

657
00:35:51,000 --> 00:35:52,399
Speaker 1: life out there in a way that you can never

658
00:35:52,440 --> 00:35:55,040
Speaker 1: take back. But if there are Bridge Parson, you're fine.

659
00:35:55,080 --> 00:35:58,480
Speaker 1: You're protected by your money no matter what. Yeah. No,

660
00:35:58,560 --> 00:36:01,080
Speaker 1: I do watch UM and I you like lue Anne

661
00:36:01,600 --> 00:36:07,480
Speaker 1: Um because I think like she is a very charming figure. Um,

662
00:36:07,520 --> 00:36:09,760
Speaker 1: but my favorite person. I mean, I do like Bethany,

663
00:36:10,040 --> 00:36:14,200
Speaker 1: I do like Carol. I love Carol. I don't like Ramona.

664
00:36:15,000 --> 00:36:20,080
Speaker 1: She is much. She's a lot. Um. Did you watch Aviva,

665
00:36:20,680 --> 00:36:22,799
Speaker 1: She's the one who threw a leg off? No, I

666
00:36:22,840 --> 00:36:24,800
Speaker 1: haven't seen Aviva. Okay, So I have to tell you

667
00:36:24,840 --> 00:36:27,520
Speaker 1: I've only watched in season seven and full because I

668
00:36:27,560 --> 00:36:30,239
Speaker 1: was told that I needed to because I was going

669
00:36:30,280 --> 00:36:31,640
Speaker 1: to get into it. But I didn't want to start

670
00:36:31,680 --> 00:36:34,320
Speaker 1: with season one because by god, that's a lot you

671
00:36:34,360 --> 00:36:35,880
Speaker 1: don't need to be on board for that. I was

672
00:36:35,920 --> 00:36:39,279
Speaker 1: told start with season seven, the return of Bethany, and

673
00:36:39,280 --> 00:36:40,840
Speaker 1: then just catch up to where we are now. So

674
00:36:40,960 --> 00:36:42,960
Speaker 1: right today, I started season eight because I did all

675
00:36:43,000 --> 00:36:46,200
Speaker 1: of season seven. I just watched all three reunion episodes today,

676
00:36:47,280 --> 00:36:49,920
Speaker 1: so I've literally watched so much for the Housewives, and

677
00:36:49,920 --> 00:36:53,000
Speaker 1: I have to tell you my reactions are well, I

678
00:36:53,040 --> 00:36:55,280
Speaker 1: guess I won't even talk about Heather and Kristen because

679
00:36:56,560 --> 00:37:00,920
Speaker 1: Heather was literally too much and Kristen, truly who can person?

680
00:37:01,040 --> 00:37:04,560
Speaker 1: Was the worst? She was the worst and should nail polish?

681
00:37:04,600 --> 00:37:06,680
Speaker 1: That was all I remember. She also had the worst

682
00:37:06,760 --> 00:37:09,320
Speaker 1: catchphrase of all time? What was it was it pretty

683
00:37:09,760 --> 00:37:14,239
Speaker 1: is smarter than you think, which is so bad. You're

684
00:37:14,239 --> 00:37:19,839
Speaker 1: not smart. If you say that you're not smart, so bad.

685
00:37:19,960 --> 00:37:22,319
Speaker 1: But I do think in my heart of hearts, I

686
00:37:22,400 --> 00:37:29,439
Speaker 1: probably am Sonia where it's horrifying, isn't it? You don't

687
00:37:29,480 --> 00:37:32,640
Speaker 1: like no, I do. I have some gass froth the

688
00:37:32,680 --> 00:37:39,120
Speaker 1: mic about the listeners. Let's do on the mics about

689
00:37:39,440 --> 00:37:42,240
Speaker 1: what went down with Luanne with the UCB night Later.

690
00:37:42,440 --> 00:37:43,960
Speaker 1: What can you say? This is what I can say,

691
00:37:43,960 --> 00:37:45,120
Speaker 1: and I can say it all. I think I met

692
00:37:45,200 --> 00:37:48,680
Speaker 1: Luanne at a party at Difficult People's party last year,

693
00:37:49,280 --> 00:37:52,120
Speaker 1: and yes, and you were Christina wasn't Difficult people same time?

694
00:37:52,160 --> 00:37:58,000
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that's another another credit. I don't remember things

695
00:37:58,280 --> 00:38:00,000
Speaker 1: that I've done, but that was the thing that I did.

696
00:38:00,400 --> 00:38:02,719
Speaker 1: And um, so I was at this party and one

697
00:38:02,760 --> 00:38:04,360
Speaker 1: of the great things about writing for Night Late is

698
00:38:04,360 --> 00:38:07,080
Speaker 1: that you could always like talk to famous people by saying, oh,

699
00:38:07,239 --> 00:38:10,120
Speaker 1: come on do our show, and they would always be

700
00:38:10,120 --> 00:38:13,279
Speaker 1: excited and receptive about this opportunity. And so so we

701
00:38:13,280 --> 00:38:15,280
Speaker 1: were at this party, already having a great time, already

702
00:38:15,280 --> 00:38:16,799
Speaker 1: a little drunk, and then I saw lou and I

703
00:38:16,800 --> 00:38:18,839
Speaker 1: was like, I'm in doctor Luen and Tom was there.

704
00:38:18,920 --> 00:38:22,200
Speaker 1: This is early in and they weren't even engaged yet,

705
00:38:22,920 --> 00:38:26,200
Speaker 1: and I like said him. I knew she did improv

706
00:38:26,239 --> 00:38:29,799
Speaker 1: because she did improv at the pit. We wand the

707
00:38:29,840 --> 00:38:33,960
Speaker 1: pit we did a class. I think they probably clips online.

708
00:38:34,000 --> 00:38:36,839
Speaker 1: She did improv class. It was maybe something she wanted

709
00:38:36,840 --> 00:38:39,600
Speaker 1: to be her story that never made. But she there

710
00:38:39,600 --> 00:38:42,680
Speaker 1: are people at the pit of all the classes she

711
00:38:42,760 --> 00:38:47,520
Speaker 1: signed up for the bit I don't know, good for

712
00:38:47,560 --> 00:38:50,880
Speaker 1: the pit. That's that's the Pit's biggest credit nowadays. Stop

713
00:38:51,600 --> 00:38:55,440
Speaker 1: sorry to shade the pit, but not for nothing. She

714
00:38:55,480 --> 00:38:57,000
Speaker 1: took a class the Pit, and so I knew that

715
00:38:57,040 --> 00:38:59,640
Speaker 1: she already liked improvince and then I was like, okay, um,

716
00:39:00,000 --> 00:39:01,400
Speaker 1: well I'm at u c B and I we have

717
00:39:01,480 --> 00:39:03,760
Speaker 1: the show. And she immediately she was like, I've always

718
00:39:03,760 --> 00:39:06,160
Speaker 1: wanted to do UCB. So she did that, and she

719
00:39:06,239 --> 00:39:09,000
Speaker 1: wanted to break in at the US, which is every

720
00:39:09,080 --> 00:39:13,560
Speaker 1: other everyone happens to, everyone happens to so many UM

721
00:39:13,760 --> 00:39:18,600
Speaker 1: certainly be and so she wanted to do things you

722
00:39:18,760 --> 00:39:21,040
Speaker 1: CV and I was like, oh, this class are the show,

723
00:39:21,080 --> 00:39:23,200
Speaker 1: Like we just invite someone your whole late night show.

724
00:39:23,239 --> 00:39:26,080
Speaker 1: She was super jazz and so then we proceeded to

725
00:39:26,080 --> 00:39:29,920
Speaker 1: email back and forth a little bit. Uh you and

726
00:39:29,960 --> 00:39:34,080
Speaker 1: her My god, me and Luanne and you were the

727
00:39:34,120 --> 00:39:36,520
Speaker 1: reason for this connection. It was totally I met her,

728
00:39:36,520 --> 00:39:38,880
Speaker 1: I invited and so that we kept talking and I

729
00:39:39,000 --> 00:39:41,640
Speaker 1: let Eric Cunningham, who created the show about it, and

730
00:39:41,800 --> 00:39:44,000
Speaker 1: Lauren Mandel, who is a producer. They know about it,

731
00:39:44,360 --> 00:39:46,440
Speaker 1: and they were very excited and we were kind of

732
00:39:46,440 --> 00:39:50,640
Speaker 1: open to whatever Luanne wanted. And then last winter she

733
00:39:50,880 --> 00:39:53,600
Speaker 1: was like, well, you know, I'm getting married and so

734
00:39:53,960 --> 00:39:56,080
Speaker 1: um this is I'm going to be busy for these dates,

735
00:39:56,080 --> 00:39:57,920
Speaker 1: but why don't we have this meeting and then we

736
00:39:57,960 --> 00:40:00,839
Speaker 1: can do the show in February I think. And we

737
00:40:00,840 --> 00:40:04,000
Speaker 1: were thrilled, and so I, you know, I was working,

738
00:40:04,040 --> 00:40:06,200
Speaker 1: I had a day off on Friday. I made sure

739
00:40:06,239 --> 00:40:08,239
Speaker 1: to schedule it when we had hiatus, and we did

740
00:40:08,280 --> 00:40:10,600
Speaker 1: this meeting and she told us her life story, which

741
00:40:10,640 --> 00:40:15,120
Speaker 1: is so great. She asked, she's basically like Forrest Gump,

742
00:40:15,200 --> 00:40:17,560
Speaker 1: for like love like she like And I said that

743
00:40:17,640 --> 00:40:20,440
Speaker 1: to her, which was like, she like dates people in

744
00:40:20,600 --> 00:40:22,920
Speaker 1: very glamorous, interesting situations, and she like sort of like

745
00:40:22,920 --> 00:40:25,520
Speaker 1: falls in love with different people and then she goes

746
00:40:25,560 --> 00:40:28,240
Speaker 1: wherever she's going to go. So she started as a nurse,

747
00:40:29,000 --> 00:40:31,160
Speaker 1: and you know, I was dating as a nurse, and

748
00:40:31,280 --> 00:40:33,640
Speaker 1: she left that life behind, Like I think the person

749
00:40:33,680 --> 00:40:36,719
Speaker 1: that she was with encouraged her to move on, and

750
00:40:36,840 --> 00:40:39,040
Speaker 1: she went to and Eli and hooked up with another

751
00:40:39,080 --> 00:40:41,360
Speaker 1: guy and then became, like she says, the van of

752
00:40:41,440 --> 00:40:45,920
Speaker 1: White of Italy. She's like a game show person. And

753
00:40:45,920 --> 00:40:47,920
Speaker 1: then she came back. It was like a really interesting story.

754
00:40:47,960 --> 00:40:49,640
Speaker 1: And because when she was in February, we were thinking

755
00:40:49,640 --> 00:40:52,560
Speaker 1: about making it be like about love and about finding

756
00:40:52,560 --> 00:40:56,200
Speaker 1: love in a later time if your life such an

757
00:40:56,280 --> 00:41:01,480
Speaker 1: entertaining conversation, and then she kept emailing and then and uh,

758
00:41:01,800 --> 00:41:04,680
Speaker 1: a week before maybe two weeks. It was very early

759
00:41:05,080 --> 00:41:09,080
Speaker 1: she could no longer do the show because of a trip.

760
00:41:09,360 --> 00:41:10,960
Speaker 1: Because of the trip and the trips that she went

761
00:41:11,000 --> 00:41:14,759
Speaker 1: on to did they go to Mexico? Oh, so we

762
00:41:14,840 --> 00:41:16,680
Speaker 1: knew that the trip was coming. But on the show.

763
00:41:16,920 --> 00:41:19,920
Speaker 1: The thing that's kind of interesting is that like at

764
00:41:19,920 --> 00:41:21,600
Speaker 1: one point Beth then he thinks that she's going to

765
00:41:21,680 --> 00:41:24,279
Speaker 1: be coming later with Ramona, and then suddenly lu And

766
00:41:24,320 --> 00:41:26,359
Speaker 1: says that she's coming early. And so I think that

767
00:41:26,360 --> 00:41:29,160
Speaker 1: that may have been like the reason she was maybe

768
00:41:29,160 --> 00:41:31,200
Speaker 1: either going to push it off for then she realized

769
00:41:31,200 --> 00:41:32,880
Speaker 1: that she didn't want to travel with Ramona, and she

770
00:41:33,000 --> 00:41:38,160
Speaker 1: came early, but she canceled the show, which was funny.

771
00:41:38,280 --> 00:41:41,480
Speaker 1: I mean maybe a little devastating. I don't bother me.

772
00:41:42,040 --> 00:41:45,359
Speaker 1: I don't know why I was funny. What what was she?

773
00:41:45,960 --> 00:41:48,000
Speaker 1: What was she wanting the show to be? Because you know,

774
00:41:48,040 --> 00:41:50,960
Speaker 1: you have like nightly, like you have a theme of

775
00:41:51,000 --> 00:41:54,120
Speaker 1: a concept, you have like comedic ideas, can you share

776
00:41:54,200 --> 00:41:56,640
Speaker 1: some inside and really all about love like she wanted

777
00:41:56,719 --> 00:41:59,600
Speaker 1: she was going to cook excel at Frances France whatever

778
00:42:00,000 --> 00:42:01,600
Speaker 1: she was going to make it on stage or like

779
00:42:01,680 --> 00:42:04,360
Speaker 1: have like a game show where like guys would compete

780
00:42:04,360 --> 00:42:07,440
Speaker 1: to make the best eggs all friends say which and

781
00:42:07,480 --> 00:42:09,359
Speaker 1: also the way that she said it, it was just

782
00:42:09,360 --> 00:42:15,759
Speaker 1: basically scrambled eggs with tomatoes. I die, I die for it.

783
00:42:16,280 --> 00:42:19,279
Speaker 1: Um So, so it was just about like love, like

784
00:42:19,360 --> 00:42:22,600
Speaker 1: really about love at a later age, and it didn't happen.

785
00:42:22,640 --> 00:42:24,279
Speaker 1: And I was very busy and it didn't matter to

786
00:42:24,320 --> 00:42:27,680
Speaker 1: me personally because I was exhausted, but I'm sure it

787
00:42:27,719 --> 00:42:29,919
Speaker 1: was debstating to other people and it certainly sucked for USB,

788
00:42:30,480 --> 00:42:33,759
Speaker 1: but she kept emailing. I think she felt guilty, and

789
00:42:33,800 --> 00:42:37,759
Speaker 1: so she would periodically invite me and Lauren out to events,

790
00:42:38,800 --> 00:42:42,000
Speaker 1: and we didn't go because I always had work. But

791
00:42:42,040 --> 00:42:43,640
Speaker 1: I'm going to follow up now, I'm going to check

792
00:42:43,680 --> 00:42:45,560
Speaker 1: in out. I'm gonna give her her space because she's

793
00:42:45,560 --> 00:42:48,359
Speaker 1: just gone through this divorce. She certainly is going through

794
00:42:48,360 --> 00:42:50,239
Speaker 1: it right now. I started to reach out. She had

795
00:42:50,239 --> 00:42:53,080
Speaker 1: a gorgeous ring. The ring was enormous. Okay, I don't

796
00:42:53,120 --> 00:42:55,480
Speaker 1: watch any of that. I'm sure she's very personable and

797
00:42:55,560 --> 00:42:59,040
Speaker 1: lovely in person, but and she's very charismatic. Obviously, she's

798
00:42:59,080 --> 00:43:00,840
Speaker 1: so funny that when she was falling into the bushes

799
00:43:00,920 --> 00:43:03,279
Speaker 1: like that made me love her against all odds. The

800
00:43:03,320 --> 00:43:07,400
Speaker 1: woman's a star. But the thing is, though, anti to

801
00:43:07,440 --> 00:43:15,239
Speaker 1: difficult people, she causes trouble constantly, and I think that

802
00:43:15,440 --> 00:43:18,759
Speaker 1: is crazy. She's always coming in and saying like, oh,

803
00:43:18,840 --> 00:43:21,160
Speaker 1: this is insane. What what that person was saying about

804
00:43:21,200 --> 00:43:22,960
Speaker 1: you outside? And they're like what, and they go, I

805
00:43:23,000 --> 00:43:25,759
Speaker 1: don't know, we should bring it over, Ramona, And then

806
00:43:25,800 --> 00:43:28,000
Speaker 1: she'll call it over. What were you saying about Sonya?

807
00:43:28,080 --> 00:43:29,640
Speaker 1: And then it will become a thing, and it's just

808
00:43:30,080 --> 00:43:32,399
Speaker 1: it's so well, I mean, I guess that means we're

809
00:43:32,400 --> 00:43:34,920
Speaker 1: a good cast member and part of that. Yeah, there

810
00:43:34,960 --> 00:43:37,480
Speaker 1: you go, that's why she But that's probably I mean,

811
00:43:37,520 --> 00:43:39,239
Speaker 1: they're smart about that. People who are still there. I

812
00:43:39,239 --> 00:43:41,040
Speaker 1: feel like when you get someone in their first or

813
00:43:41,080 --> 00:43:43,279
Speaker 1: second season, they're like a dear in headlights and they

814
00:43:43,320 --> 00:43:45,920
Speaker 1: don't know what's happening. They're gone and then they're gone.

815
00:43:46,040 --> 00:43:48,080
Speaker 1: But that they get it at this point, I mean,

816
00:43:48,120 --> 00:43:49,640
Speaker 1: lun spend the shows a long. Ramona has been on

817
00:43:49,640 --> 00:43:51,759
Speaker 1: the shows along Bethany. They all know what they're doing. Yeah,

818
00:43:51,800 --> 00:43:53,479
Speaker 1: and you know who I live for? Do you watch

819
00:43:53,480 --> 00:43:55,759
Speaker 1: it at all? At all? You need to watch it,

820
00:43:55,800 --> 00:43:57,520
Speaker 1: and I think you'd be as obsessive. Mate. Do you

821
00:43:57,560 --> 00:44:01,239
Speaker 1: know who I live for? Tinsley? No? I don't. Haven't

822
00:44:01,280 --> 00:44:03,560
Speaker 1: gotten to Tinsley yet. Oh my god. Yes, remember I've

823
00:44:03,600 --> 00:44:15,759
Speaker 1: only seen season seven. Dorinda's diste. First of all, her

824
00:44:15,800 --> 00:44:20,320
Speaker 1: name is Doreanda, of course she I've heard legend and

825
00:44:20,400 --> 00:44:24,160
Speaker 1: her catisan Susan. Seven is I give Uptown a whole

826
00:44:24,239 --> 00:44:28,080
Speaker 1: new attitude. And I don't know what that means, but

827
00:44:28,160 --> 00:44:33,360
Speaker 1: yet it is what. I give Uptown a whole new attitude.

828
00:44:33,600 --> 00:44:36,040
Speaker 1: Not clear as to what the attitude was of Uptown

829
00:44:36,239 --> 00:44:39,560
Speaker 1: prior to Dorinda, but she gave it a new attitude,

830
00:44:39,600 --> 00:44:42,400
Speaker 1: and I'll tell you what it is. It is drunk

831
00:44:43,480 --> 00:44:48,200
Speaker 1: and righteous. But I live for her. I live for

832
00:44:48,239 --> 00:44:52,080
Speaker 1: her because she when she gets mad, gets truly mad

833
00:44:52,320 --> 00:44:54,400
Speaker 1: in a way that's not fake for the cameras. Like

834
00:44:54,400 --> 00:44:57,839
Speaker 1: sometimes when Bethany gets upset, it's like, Okay, fuck you,

835
00:44:57,920 --> 00:45:00,759
Speaker 1: You're like definitely performing right now, like definitely cut in

836
00:45:00,800 --> 00:45:04,920
Speaker 1: that check. Dorinda is like, you can go fuck yourself,

837
00:45:05,080 --> 00:45:07,239
Speaker 1: and anything you can say to me, you can say

838
00:45:07,239 --> 00:45:10,640
Speaker 1: to your own fucking asshole. How about that fucking bitch

839
00:45:10,880 --> 00:45:14,759
Speaker 1: she's like going in She has Jersey energy. Yeah, it's

840
00:45:14,840 --> 00:45:17,360
Speaker 1: such a crazy you know what. That's why identify with

841
00:45:17,440 --> 00:45:20,680
Speaker 1: It's because she I'm Long Island and she's got this

842
00:45:20,760 --> 00:45:25,640
Speaker 1: Jersey energy, because I believe that I give Long Island attitude.

843
00:45:26,920 --> 00:45:28,839
Speaker 1: She's fantastic. I think of all of them, she and

844
00:45:28,920 --> 00:45:30,200
Speaker 1: Carol are the ones that I think I would be

845
00:45:30,239 --> 00:45:33,560
Speaker 1: normal friends with Carol friends. I can't believe she's on

846
00:45:33,600 --> 00:45:38,960
Speaker 1: the show. So Carol, Carol Radziwill. She's like in any

847
00:45:39,080 --> 00:45:42,319
Speaker 1: winning Peabody Award winning journalist who was like on the

848
00:45:42,360 --> 00:45:45,879
Speaker 1: ground in Afghanistan and Iraq, like during the first time

849
00:45:47,200 --> 00:45:50,200
Speaker 1: she's like lost her husband I think to cancer. Yes,

850
00:45:50,239 --> 00:45:53,560
Speaker 1: and then she was friends with Carol Kennedy, best friends

851
00:45:53,560 --> 00:45:57,720
Speaker 1: with Caroline Bassette Kennedy and close friends with jfk Jr.

852
00:45:58,040 --> 00:45:59,600
Speaker 1: Have her on the show, I'd love to watch her.

853
00:45:59,719 --> 00:46:01,960
Speaker 1: But she's so normal. But that's the thing is, it's

854
00:46:02,000 --> 00:46:05,560
Speaker 1: like she's not a real housewife. She's not like a

855
00:46:06,360 --> 00:46:09,920
Speaker 1: She always a grounding force. They'll say something insane and

856
00:46:10,000 --> 00:46:12,080
Speaker 1: she'll say, I think she's an entry way, Like you

857
00:46:12,160 --> 00:46:15,320
Speaker 1: do need your entry I I think this is true,

858
00:46:15,480 --> 00:46:18,399
Speaker 1: Like her talking kids are very essential because like you

859
00:46:18,440 --> 00:46:20,680
Speaker 1: need someone that's on earth to be on that show.

860
00:46:20,760 --> 00:46:22,640
Speaker 1: I need the thinking man's housewife. And it sounds like

861
00:46:22,680 --> 00:46:25,480
Speaker 1: that's Carol. Yes, and but but it's just shocking to

862
00:46:25,560 --> 00:46:29,399
Speaker 1: me that someone of her stature would do it. And

863
00:46:29,440 --> 00:46:32,400
Speaker 1: we were rewarded, but do it. But I guess they

864
00:46:32,440 --> 00:46:35,359
Speaker 1: must be paying her, Oh sure, crazy because she's been

865
00:46:35,360 --> 00:46:37,560
Speaker 1: on the show. I guess for what four years. I

866
00:46:37,640 --> 00:46:40,880
Speaker 1: think it's like decent money, Like it's a decent I

867
00:46:40,960 --> 00:46:44,440
Speaker 1: had a friend who did the Singles Project. It was

868
00:46:44,680 --> 00:46:47,440
Speaker 1: for one season. My friend Joe Healey, who was wonderful.

869
00:46:47,520 --> 00:46:51,520
Speaker 1: He has an eyebrow studio. Um, he did this show

870
00:46:51,600 --> 00:46:54,600
Speaker 1: on Bravo, like the same people are producing it, where

871
00:46:54,719 --> 00:46:57,280
Speaker 1: like they would send these guys out on different dates

872
00:46:57,560 --> 00:47:00,200
Speaker 1: and you could vote on them, and then then next

873
00:47:00,280 --> 00:47:02,520
Speaker 1: week you would see the god on a date another

874
00:47:02,600 --> 00:47:04,920
Speaker 1: day or a different date. And the thing about it

875
00:47:05,080 --> 00:47:06,719
Speaker 1: is is like, I mean, that was like a decent money,

876
00:47:06,880 --> 00:47:09,680
Speaker 1: decent like whatever. When he told me that he was

877
00:47:09,719 --> 00:47:11,200
Speaker 1: going to do it, I was like, do not do

878
00:47:11,400 --> 00:47:14,880
Speaker 1: this because I knew, like it's like the shady stuff

879
00:47:14,920 --> 00:47:16,800
Speaker 1: that you say, like people on TV are going to

880
00:47:16,840 --> 00:47:18,640
Speaker 1: see your people. An audience is going to see that

881
00:47:18,640 --> 00:47:20,919
Speaker 1: and think that you're just mean. You know, they won't

882
00:47:21,000 --> 00:47:24,080
Speaker 1: have context for your just being a snot that I love.

883
00:47:24,840 --> 00:47:27,080
Speaker 1: And he still did it, and of course he was

884
00:47:27,160 --> 00:47:29,759
Speaker 1: the villain. But the nice thing about that show is

885
00:47:29,800 --> 00:47:31,799
Speaker 1: that you could see yourself and so he was able

886
00:47:31,840 --> 00:47:34,920
Speaker 1: to read whatever. Oh so he could like watch himself

887
00:47:35,000 --> 00:47:40,560
Speaker 1: back well he week, he could see the way trade

888
00:47:40,600 --> 00:47:44,880
Speaker 1: and like play into that exactly. And those guys on

889
00:47:45,040 --> 00:47:47,200
Speaker 1: Real House ives those first seasons they do not like

890
00:47:47,280 --> 00:47:49,600
Speaker 1: the first season, they do not get that chance. You know,

891
00:47:49,760 --> 00:47:52,520
Speaker 1: whenever a show is not as popular in the beginning,

892
00:47:52,719 --> 00:47:56,200
Speaker 1: like you get That's why some people ache for the

893
00:47:56,280 --> 00:48:00,560
Speaker 1: old seasons of RuPaul's Drag Race, because now everyone's always like, well,

894
00:48:00,600 --> 00:48:03,719
Speaker 1: they're so aware of the camera, they're so aware of

895
00:48:03,800 --> 00:48:06,520
Speaker 1: what their narrative arc is coming in. They try to

896
00:48:06,600 --> 00:48:09,640
Speaker 1: manipulate their own arm and it makes for bad television.

897
00:48:09,760 --> 00:48:12,520
Speaker 1: You don't get the kind of thing. You don't get

898
00:48:12,560 --> 00:48:15,560
Speaker 1: the kind of raw natural stuff that you would get

899
00:48:15,600 --> 00:48:18,520
Speaker 1: from people that weren't as aware of the cameras. So

900
00:48:18,640 --> 00:48:23,120
Speaker 1: the difference between wanting fame versus like wanting to you know,

901
00:48:23,480 --> 00:48:25,880
Speaker 1: like wanting to be an artist or wanting to be

902
00:48:26,000 --> 00:48:28,960
Speaker 1: on the show that you're on. Um. So the other

903
00:48:29,080 --> 00:48:32,760
Speaker 1: night I was watching Last night, I was watching Bachelor

904
00:48:32,800 --> 00:48:38,320
Speaker 1: in Paradise. Okay, I'm fully in Bachelor Nation now and

905
00:48:38,400 --> 00:48:40,800
Speaker 1: it's and it makes me so sick to my stomach, Kristin,

906
00:48:40,920 --> 00:48:44,279
Speaker 1: but I am and I like part of the I

907
00:48:44,400 --> 00:48:47,520
Speaker 1: can't stop. So after that show, I watched in the

908
00:48:47,600 --> 00:48:52,080
Speaker 1: Gong Show and I've seen insane. It's fully insane. And

909
00:48:52,280 --> 00:48:54,320
Speaker 1: I saw a friend of mine from college on the

910
00:48:54,680 --> 00:48:58,520
Speaker 1: show and then I texted, didn't I text you about it?

911
00:48:58,880 --> 00:49:02,160
Speaker 1: I was like, I message feeling about it, and he goes, well,

912
00:49:02,360 --> 00:49:04,000
Speaker 1: I guess a lot of us end up on game

913
00:49:04,040 --> 00:49:07,279
Speaker 1: shows which we know something about, don't we. Christals absolutely

914
00:49:08,680 --> 00:49:13,560
Speaker 1: put this together. We're both millionaire alone. It's so funny.

915
00:49:13,600 --> 00:49:15,840
Speaker 1: It's such a funny thing. Yeah, and we both have

916
00:49:15,920 --> 00:49:18,680
Speaker 1: met Chris Harrison, haven't we? We have. When I met

917
00:49:18,760 --> 00:49:22,239
Speaker 1: Chris Harrison, I like, so I was on two episodes.

918
00:49:24,400 --> 00:49:26,080
Speaker 1: You were much more of a hit with him than

919
00:49:26,160 --> 00:49:29,600
Speaker 1: I was. I did get him, I will tell you this.

920
00:49:29,680 --> 00:49:31,320
Speaker 1: And the thing about those shows is that you have

921
00:49:31,440 --> 00:49:34,239
Speaker 1: to have your sappy story because if you have like

922
00:49:34,320 --> 00:49:36,480
Speaker 1: a story, they freak and fall in love with you.

923
00:49:37,000 --> 00:49:38,320
Speaker 1: And I think it's such a funny thing. And I

924
00:49:38,400 --> 00:49:40,480
Speaker 1: had my story, which was my dad and dad blah

925
00:49:40,520 --> 00:49:42,200
Speaker 1: blah blah, I have talked on a million times. But

926
00:49:42,480 --> 00:49:44,279
Speaker 1: my mom and my dad had always planned on like

927
00:49:44,480 --> 00:49:47,360
Speaker 1: traveling the world together, and then when he retired, and

928
00:49:47,440 --> 00:49:49,719
Speaker 1: then that didn't get to happen. So I was going

929
00:49:49,760 --> 00:49:51,239
Speaker 1: to use this money to take her on a trip.

930
00:49:51,280 --> 00:49:55,480
Speaker 1: So the audience loved it. They loved it so much,

931
00:49:55,600 --> 00:49:57,279
Speaker 1: and he loved it too, because he's just trying to

932
00:49:57,320 --> 00:49:59,440
Speaker 1: make good TV. So I really did hit it off

933
00:49:59,480 --> 00:50:02,840
Speaker 1: with him. And when I when the cameras got on me,

934
00:50:02,920 --> 00:50:06,800
Speaker 1: I turned into this insane, like show biz nut, Like

935
00:50:07,120 --> 00:50:10,719
Speaker 1: I was basically fine, and it was like I was

936
00:50:10,800 --> 00:50:12,440
Speaker 1: like kind of calmon whatever, and then sudden it was

937
00:50:12,480 --> 00:50:14,120
Speaker 1: like my accent I'm from working on It was like

938
00:50:14,200 --> 00:50:16,120
Speaker 1: a full force. It was like okay, Honney, well this

939
00:50:16,239 --> 00:50:20,080
Speaker 1: is what I say. And it was insanity and I

940
00:50:21,200 --> 00:50:24,400
Speaker 1: went crazy and I had a Disney question in there too,

941
00:50:24,719 --> 00:50:27,080
Speaker 1: which Jason so the reason that we did this, and

942
00:50:27,160 --> 00:50:29,040
Speaker 1: I didn't want to do it because I kind of

943
00:50:29,080 --> 00:50:31,319
Speaker 1: like to control like how I appear in the world,

944
00:50:31,800 --> 00:50:33,600
Speaker 1: and I didn't want to do Yeah, I didn't want

945
00:50:33,640 --> 00:50:36,440
Speaker 1: to do a game show because I don't know a

946
00:50:36,520 --> 00:50:38,720
Speaker 1: lot of things, and I do know a lot about

947
00:50:38,719 --> 00:50:40,359
Speaker 1: a little and if I got like a crush about

948
00:50:40,400 --> 00:50:41,960
Speaker 1: Kracka Bereal, I could be like, this is what it is.

949
00:50:42,920 --> 00:50:45,440
Speaker 1: But if I got a question about like anything that

950
00:50:45,600 --> 00:50:47,800
Speaker 1: happens in the Middle East, then I would be like, no,

951
00:50:48,120 --> 00:50:50,600
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I'm a dummy. And I just spent a

952
00:50:50,640 --> 00:50:54,480
Speaker 1: lot of money on a prop classes but thankfully so

953
00:50:54,600 --> 00:50:56,799
Speaker 1: we Jason I went to take the test because he's

954
00:50:56,840 --> 00:50:59,920
Speaker 1: very good at trivia, and I encouraged him to do it,

955
00:51:00,000 --> 00:51:01,200
Speaker 1: and he was like will you come do it with me?

956
00:51:01,480 --> 00:51:05,400
Speaker 1: And I passed and he did not pass. I know

957
00:51:06,200 --> 00:51:10,239
Speaker 1: he believes. He believes very strongly because Alex French told him.

958
00:51:10,239 --> 00:51:12,000
Speaker 1: Alex French was taking the test at the same time,

959
00:51:12,480 --> 00:51:14,239
Speaker 1: I heard that if you do too well on the test,

960
00:51:14,280 --> 00:51:16,279
Speaker 1: and they did not think you see. I actually had

961
00:51:16,280 --> 00:51:18,640
Speaker 1: a conversation with the producers about this and they said

962
00:51:19,160 --> 00:51:20,440
Speaker 1: this is They would have no reason why to me,

963
00:51:20,480 --> 00:51:22,560
Speaker 1: they said, absolutely, this is not true. I'm also going

964
00:51:22,600 --> 00:51:24,680
Speaker 1: to put my friend that came with me on blast.

965
00:51:25,680 --> 00:51:29,040
Speaker 1: Sudi Green did not passed the test either. She did

966
00:51:29,080 --> 00:51:32,960
Speaker 1: not pass. And it was so funny because it was

967
00:51:33,040 --> 00:51:34,960
Speaker 1: so funny because we did the show and then she

968
00:51:35,200 --> 00:51:36,960
Speaker 1: came on the show as my plus one and we

969
00:51:37,040 --> 00:51:40,879
Speaker 1: had this whole like fucking routine moment where we walk

970
00:51:40,920 --> 00:51:43,800
Speaker 1: and walk and just like did this like insane routine

971
00:51:43,840 --> 00:51:45,640
Speaker 1: and then got a question right and jump for joy

972
00:51:45,719 --> 00:51:49,080
Speaker 1: and like they loved her on camera, so they came.

973
00:51:49,160 --> 00:51:51,720
Speaker 1: The producers came over to us after and they were like, Sudi,

974
00:51:51,800 --> 00:51:53,600
Speaker 1: do you want to take the test because we never

975
00:51:53,760 --> 00:51:55,920
Speaker 1: do this, but you were so great, we'd love to

976
00:51:56,000 --> 00:51:57,920
Speaker 1: have you on. She was like, I don't know, with

977
00:51:58,200 --> 00:52:00,600
Speaker 1: work like I don't know, and she was, you know what, Yeah,

978
00:52:00,640 --> 00:52:03,560
Speaker 1: I'll take the test, and she was she's going to

979
00:52:03,640 --> 00:52:08,600
Speaker 1: be mad a little bit, a little bit, a little bit.

980
00:52:08,760 --> 00:52:11,680
Speaker 1: Her energy was like, oh no, I'm gonna pass this test.

981
00:52:11,760 --> 00:52:14,440
Speaker 1: And then they're gonna like, I'm gonna come back. And

982
00:52:14,560 --> 00:52:17,200
Speaker 1: they came back and said, Suti, we're sorry you didn't

983
00:52:17,239 --> 00:52:23,040
Speaker 1: pass the test, and she was like what. And then

984
00:52:23,160 --> 00:52:25,920
Speaker 1: we left and we got so fucking wasted on bloody

985
00:52:25,960 --> 00:52:28,239
Speaker 1: Marys and now she can't drink bloody mirrors anymore. I

986
00:52:28,360 --> 00:52:33,000
Speaker 1: was that bad bloody That same thing happened, which is

987
00:52:33,400 --> 00:52:35,440
Speaker 1: so shitty because I make such a good one. You do.

988
00:52:36,520 --> 00:52:38,680
Speaker 1: That same thing happened to Jason and he didn't pass

989
00:52:38,719 --> 00:52:41,200
Speaker 1: the test and shold him and so he walked away like, well,

990
00:52:41,239 --> 00:52:43,719
Speaker 1: that's what happened. I was smarter than I was, too good.

991
00:52:44,480 --> 00:52:45,960
Speaker 1: And then he had to go at the A b

992
00:52:46,040 --> 00:52:47,759
Speaker 1: C studios had to go wait for me, And so

993
00:52:47,920 --> 00:52:49,880
Speaker 1: I kept going to the next level, like I had

994
00:52:49,920 --> 00:52:51,839
Speaker 1: to meet the producers past that, and then I had

995
00:52:51,880 --> 00:52:53,600
Speaker 1: to an on camera audition, and they just want you

996
00:52:53,640 --> 00:52:56,560
Speaker 1: to be cute and stupid, and so I went and

997
00:52:56,640 --> 00:52:59,880
Speaker 1: I did the show, and I was cute and stupid stupid,

998
00:53:00,080 --> 00:53:01,719
Speaker 1: And then there was a Disney question that I was

999
00:53:01,760 --> 00:53:06,120
Speaker 1: like half on the fence about, which was this um

1000
00:53:06,239 --> 00:53:10,040
Speaker 1: Disney World ride has X Y Z animated characters and

1001
00:53:10,440 --> 00:53:13,520
Speaker 1: at the end of it there is a key. Um,

1002
00:53:14,200 --> 00:53:17,360
Speaker 1: a dog has a key in its mouth. Great, so

1003
00:53:17,600 --> 00:53:20,080
Speaker 1: I so some of the examples were Small World and Pirates,

1004
00:53:20,120 --> 00:53:21,800
Speaker 1: and I felt pretty sure that it was Pirates, but

1005
00:53:21,840 --> 00:53:25,400
Speaker 1: it was that LIMIT didn't know this. Okay, well you

1006
00:53:25,480 --> 00:53:30,799
Speaker 1: know that Jason's more into this than me. But here's

1007
00:53:30,800 --> 00:53:32,279
Speaker 1: the thing. I was like, I feel pretty good about it,

1008
00:53:32,320 --> 00:53:36,040
Speaker 1: and you're also so hopped up on adrenaline and insanity,

1009
00:53:36,840 --> 00:53:40,279
Speaker 1: you you're out of your brain. I was fully like

1010
00:53:40,440 --> 00:53:43,160
Speaker 1: a total different person on the show and like completely

1011
00:53:43,200 --> 00:53:45,399
Speaker 1: out of myself. So I called Jason is my plus one,

1012
00:53:45,800 --> 00:53:47,640
Speaker 1: and so he had this big moment and when the

1013
00:53:47,760 --> 00:53:50,560
Speaker 1: lights came on, he did this face like, oh, it's me,

1014
00:53:52,480 --> 00:53:55,279
Speaker 1: and so then he came running down and then we

1015
00:53:55,400 --> 00:53:58,839
Speaker 1: were real cute together, and then Jason of course had

1016
00:53:58,920 --> 00:54:01,759
Speaker 1: the answer right, so he felt like a fucking king,

1017
00:54:02,600 --> 00:54:06,120
Speaker 1: and then we kids on caramel. Everyone screamed it was crazy,

1018
00:54:06,280 --> 00:54:09,200
Speaker 1: and then yeah, I ended up grand it was deep.

1019
00:54:10,400 --> 00:54:12,880
Speaker 1: I was so, and I actually messaged you before and

1020
00:54:12,960 --> 00:54:14,399
Speaker 1: I was like any advice, and you gave me advice

1021
00:54:14,480 --> 00:54:16,399
Speaker 1: and I was like, literally, my goal is twenty grand

1022
00:54:16,480 --> 00:54:21,000
Speaker 1: I got to question narrative down to two and I

1023
00:54:21,080 --> 00:54:25,560
Speaker 1: guess the wrong one. It was so devastating, it really was.

1024
00:54:25,920 --> 00:54:27,480
Speaker 1: I got the hell out as soon as I got

1025
00:54:27,520 --> 00:54:30,279
Speaker 1: a question that required like actual knowledge of history. It

1026
00:54:30,400 --> 00:54:34,240
Speaker 1: was about a waltz by Strauss. I was like, goodbye,

1027
00:54:35,680 --> 00:54:40,799
Speaker 1: was spelling question? It was fucking crazy? Also it was um,

1028
00:54:43,320 --> 00:54:45,160
Speaker 1: but it was it was a really fucked up way

1029
00:54:45,200 --> 00:54:48,200
Speaker 1: to ask ask that question. It was like, um, what

1030
00:54:48,400 --> 00:54:51,600
Speaker 1: is the correct spelling of the protagonist of a Christmas

1031
00:54:51,719 --> 00:54:55,680
Speaker 1: Carol by Charles Dickens? And I thought, But when the

1032
00:54:55,840 --> 00:54:57,640
Speaker 1: question came up, I was like, okay, well they didn't

1033
00:54:57,640 --> 00:55:00,279
Speaker 1: say the name ebenez were in the question? Is there's

1034
00:55:00,280 --> 00:55:03,239
Speaker 1: going to be more than one name up there? They

1035
00:55:03,320 --> 00:55:06,640
Speaker 1: gave four different spellings of Ebenezer, and I believe I'm

1036
00:55:06,640 --> 00:55:08,880
Speaker 1: repeating myself with the story on the podcast, so I

1037
00:55:08,960 --> 00:55:13,400
Speaker 1: don't care about it. But but anyway, like it was

1038
00:55:13,640 --> 00:55:17,560
Speaker 1: e b E and easy er and e b E

1039
00:55:18,040 --> 00:55:21,719
Speaker 1: and e e z e R. That's the one, right,

1040
00:55:21,960 --> 00:55:25,680
Speaker 1: It is the one, but you know you and it

1041
00:55:25,800 --> 00:55:28,040
Speaker 1: was one of those It was one of those things

1042
00:55:28,080 --> 00:55:31,319
Speaker 1: where it leaves your mouth and you're like, that's wrong,

1043
00:55:31,520 --> 00:55:35,719
Speaker 1: but I'm still doing it, like and I just it's

1044
00:55:35,800 --> 00:55:39,120
Speaker 1: so hard. It was so fully out of your body

1045
00:55:39,160 --> 00:55:40,560
Speaker 1: and this. I did the second episode with him, and

1046
00:55:40,600 --> 00:55:43,000
Speaker 1: at that point we had become friends, and I hugged

1047
00:55:43,080 --> 00:55:45,520
Speaker 1: him and they had to stop the frame like we

1048
00:55:45,600 --> 00:55:49,239
Speaker 1: went in, like I came out. Yeah, so I came

1049
00:55:49,280 --> 00:55:51,880
Speaker 1: out and Chris Harrison held up his arms for hug

1050
00:55:51,960 --> 00:55:53,839
Speaker 1: and I was like, oh, we're friends now. He was like, yeah,

1051
00:55:54,480 --> 00:55:57,279
Speaker 1: it was funny because it just happened, and also I'm

1052
00:55:57,320 --> 00:55:59,120
Speaker 1: gonna go back to that. But I hugged him and

1053
00:55:59,520 --> 00:56:04,520
Speaker 1: my gout laughed my face and went I sweated my

1054
00:56:04,640 --> 00:56:06,920
Speaker 1: nag up off onto him and they had to stop it,

1055
00:56:07,040 --> 00:56:09,799
Speaker 1: and I like me, I immediately said, oh, I bet

1056
00:56:09,960 --> 00:56:12,879
Speaker 1: none of the Bachelor's has ever sweated her face off

1057
00:56:12,960 --> 00:56:15,440
Speaker 1: onto you. And I was like, that's never happened. You're right,

1058
00:56:16,080 --> 00:56:19,120
Speaker 1: that's cute. One thing they did was like they put

1059
00:56:19,200 --> 00:56:21,680
Speaker 1: us in game show jail, like what because it was

1060
00:56:21,760 --> 00:56:23,440
Speaker 1: they did the same thing to us. Sucks. It was

1061
00:56:23,520 --> 00:56:26,040
Speaker 1: like one episode before lunch and one after lunch, and

1062
00:56:26,080 --> 00:56:31,560
Speaker 1: so they held us like in a small room besides

1063
00:56:31,600 --> 00:56:34,800
Speaker 1: each other. We weren't allowed to talk, and so I

1064
00:56:34,960 --> 00:56:38,200
Speaker 1: ended up doing like the knock like the dad and

1065
00:56:38,320 --> 00:56:40,200
Speaker 1: Jason did it, and then we just laughed really really

1066
00:56:40,280 --> 00:56:41,920
Speaker 1: really really hard for a very long time that we

1067
00:56:42,000 --> 00:56:44,560
Speaker 1: were doing this. It's the dumbest thing today. It was

1068
00:56:44,680 --> 00:56:48,719
Speaker 1: so insane. Also, I will say I am now that

1069
00:56:48,840 --> 00:56:52,960
Speaker 1: I'm in Bachelor Nation and now that I love all

1070
00:56:53,080 --> 00:56:55,920
Speaker 1: right the things that they do to them, I'm so

1071
00:56:56,200 --> 00:57:00,360
Speaker 1: gagged that I met Chris Harrison and I just treated

1072
00:57:00,440 --> 00:57:02,400
Speaker 1: him like a person standing in front of me. Not

1073
00:57:02,560 --> 00:57:07,279
Speaker 1: that I think he literally does anything special literally at all. Um,

1074
00:57:07,560 --> 00:57:11,520
Speaker 1: I don't him because I do think that he doesn't

1075
00:57:11,560 --> 00:57:18,720
Speaker 1: do anything um on the show. But he truly didn't

1076
00:57:18,800 --> 00:57:22,040
Speaker 1: like me. How do you know? Because I messed up

1077
00:57:22,080 --> 00:57:26,520
Speaker 1: an entrance. I messed up an entrance when I was

1078
00:57:26,600 --> 00:57:32,760
Speaker 1: coming from Yeah, and he you can there's it's on

1079
00:57:32,920 --> 00:57:35,760
Speaker 1: YouTube like maybe i'll post it later, And I was like,

1080
00:57:35,920 --> 00:57:38,640
Speaker 1: you know what this is. But when I when he

1081
00:57:38,720 --> 00:57:42,200
Speaker 1: shook my hand, um, after I had messed up the entrance,

1082
00:57:42,320 --> 00:57:45,600
Speaker 1: when I did my real entrance, he trump handshaked me.

1083
00:57:45,920 --> 00:57:48,600
Speaker 1: It was like he took my hand and pulled me

1084
00:57:48,680 --> 00:57:51,840
Speaker 1: in and it was like it was crazy. And you

1085
00:57:51,960 --> 00:57:54,200
Speaker 1: can see on my face when I when I come

1086
00:57:54,200 --> 00:57:57,120
Speaker 1: around to the podium that I'm like not feeling it.

1087
00:57:58,000 --> 00:58:00,720
Speaker 1: It was it was it was weird. That is so

1088
00:58:01,640 --> 00:58:06,080
Speaker 1: he struck me as someone that's straight, doesn't doesn't Did

1089
00:58:06,120 --> 00:58:09,560
Speaker 1: you have this dream? I mean, did you have a

1090
00:58:09,680 --> 00:58:13,680
Speaker 1: producer assigned to you as well? Wasn't that weird? Like no,

1091
00:58:13,920 --> 00:58:17,520
Speaker 1: I loved him, like and it was weird, But you

1092
00:58:17,560 --> 00:58:19,320
Speaker 1: become your best friend and then that's what they're doing

1093
00:58:19,360 --> 00:58:22,800
Speaker 1: to the bat threats yeah, and actually I I that's

1094
00:58:22,840 --> 00:58:25,840
Speaker 1: what they're doing. So I mentioned this. I mentioned it

1095
00:58:25,960 --> 00:58:28,400
Speaker 1: was while I was watching Unreal. Yeah, and I mentioned

1096
00:58:28,480 --> 00:58:32,200
Speaker 1: that show to the producers of that show and they

1097
00:58:32,280 --> 00:58:35,000
Speaker 1: just were like, don't talk about that show. Yes, it

1098
00:58:35,240 --> 00:58:39,120
Speaker 1: is so real like that. Mine was very nice, but

1099
00:58:39,360 --> 00:58:41,919
Speaker 1: she acted like an insane best friend, like you feel

1100
00:58:41,960 --> 00:58:43,960
Speaker 1: like after this meeting, we're going to hang out for

1101
00:58:43,960 --> 00:58:46,200
Speaker 1: the rest of our on Facebook, because I did and

1102
00:58:46,320 --> 00:58:50,000
Speaker 1: he did not respond. I didn't do that, but I

1103
00:58:50,920 --> 00:58:52,960
Speaker 1: get it because I do act like your friend. And

1104
00:58:53,000 --> 00:58:54,560
Speaker 1: then at one point what I had to do was

1105
00:58:55,040 --> 00:58:56,600
Speaker 1: right before we went on like she was like too

1106
00:58:56,720 --> 00:58:58,600
Speaker 1: much in my face, and I was like, you know what,

1107
00:58:58,680 --> 00:59:00,600
Speaker 1: I just need to go off on my for like

1108
00:59:00,680 --> 00:59:03,040
Speaker 1: a couple of minutes. Like I totally got this because

1109
00:59:03,040 --> 00:59:05,080
Speaker 1: they're assigned to people to make them not freak out,

1110
00:59:05,240 --> 00:59:07,320
Speaker 1: but we don't need that. We're not going to freak out.

1111
00:59:10,600 --> 00:59:13,040
Speaker 1: This intense friend in your face that I couldn't handle.

1112
00:59:13,360 --> 00:59:16,800
Speaker 1: For me, I actually was a kind of crazy. I

1113
00:59:16,880 --> 00:59:19,120
Speaker 1: don't know. I don't know why. I don't know why,

1114
00:59:19,280 --> 00:59:22,640
Speaker 1: but it did make me really nervous, and I when

1115
00:59:22,680 --> 00:59:25,160
Speaker 1: I watched it back, I kind of disappointed in myself

1116
00:59:25,240 --> 00:59:29,400
Speaker 1: because on the episode, not for how I did. I

1117
00:59:29,560 --> 00:59:33,880
Speaker 1: just went into my shell in a very um like

1118
00:59:34,240 --> 00:59:38,200
Speaker 1: high school uh like a like I butched up in

1119
00:59:38,560 --> 00:59:41,480
Speaker 1: a way that like that. I look at myself doing

1120
00:59:41,560 --> 00:59:44,600
Speaker 1: that episode and I'm like, wow, that is not and

1121
00:59:44,720 --> 00:59:46,800
Speaker 1: I just I just like I was watching it and

1122
00:59:46,840 --> 00:59:50,880
Speaker 1: I was like, that's I can see myself like like

1123
00:59:51,400 --> 00:59:53,840
Speaker 1: going into my shell. There it's your face, like like

1124
00:59:53,960 --> 00:59:58,800
Speaker 1: I went into my like Poladene type person. It's like

1125
00:59:58,880 --> 01:00:01,440
Speaker 1: your face to make people love you. Yeah. I just

1126
01:00:01,680 --> 01:00:03,360
Speaker 1: I don't know. Maybe I thought that would be that

1127
01:00:03,440 --> 01:00:07,040
Speaker 1: would make me cooler to like the audience, don't. It

1128
01:00:07,120 --> 01:00:10,240
Speaker 1: didn't distract me while I was playing. What distracted me

1129
01:00:10,400 --> 01:00:14,880
Speaker 1: was how insane the experience was. But we also were

1130
01:00:14,920 --> 01:00:18,160
Speaker 1: doing it. We also were doing it in Vegas, and

1131
01:00:18,760 --> 01:00:23,360
Speaker 1: you guys shot. We went out to Vegas. The only

1132
01:00:23,360 --> 01:00:25,720
Speaker 1: other studio was the People's Court, and we wanted to

1133
01:00:25,800 --> 01:00:29,000
Speaker 1: go there. Is so bad, but yeah, we weren't in Vegas.

1134
01:00:29,040 --> 01:00:30,560
Speaker 1: In Vegas is cool though, I mean, it's cool that

1135
01:00:30,600 --> 01:00:32,480
Speaker 1: you went to Vegas. It was awesome, It was so

1136
01:00:32,680 --> 01:00:35,240
Speaker 1: fun and thank god we They asked to block off

1137
01:00:35,280 --> 01:00:37,360
Speaker 1: two days and we ended up shooting on the first day,

1138
01:00:37,400 --> 01:00:39,760
Speaker 1: so it wasn't like a big hang out the next Yeah,

1139
01:00:40,000 --> 01:00:42,360
Speaker 1: but we hung out the whole day and that's when

1140
01:00:42,480 --> 01:00:49,080
Speaker 1: study became bloody Mary intolerant man I didn't know about okay.

1141
01:00:49,120 --> 01:00:51,040
Speaker 1: So we basically we were at the pool with the

1142
01:00:51,080 --> 01:00:52,960
Speaker 1: Mandalaid Bay all day because we had the whole day

1143
01:00:53,000 --> 01:00:54,640
Speaker 1: off and I had just won five thousand dollars, so

1144
01:00:54,760 --> 01:00:58,200
Speaker 1: it was kind of like the trip was fully free.

1145
01:00:59,000 --> 01:01:01,160
Speaker 1: So we're just kind of like living at the pool,

1146
01:01:01,640 --> 01:01:04,680
Speaker 1: like drinking all day. Sudie and I like we hadn't

1147
01:01:04,680 --> 01:01:06,600
Speaker 1: really gotten to spend a lot of time together because

1148
01:01:06,640 --> 01:01:09,960
Speaker 1: she had so been so busy with work. Um, so

1149
01:01:10,120 --> 01:01:12,200
Speaker 1: it was like this vacation that we had never tooken,

1150
01:01:12,560 --> 01:01:16,680
Speaker 1: tooken that we had never taken together. Barbar, you're a barbar.

1151
01:01:16,840 --> 01:01:20,640
Speaker 1: You're a stupid literally, you're so stupid and you are

1152
01:01:20,720 --> 01:01:23,280
Speaker 1: such a dumb queer and you can't even say Barbara

1153
01:01:23,400 --> 01:01:26,440
Speaker 1: streisand who is an icon and you should be revering

1154
01:01:26,520 --> 01:01:33,480
Speaker 1: and you can't even say it. Don't even talk to

1155
01:01:33,600 --> 01:01:37,520
Speaker 1: me ever again. So anyway, I was at the pool

1156
01:01:37,600 --> 01:01:42,240
Speaker 1: with my best friend and drinking and that it was

1157
01:01:42,280 --> 01:01:46,040
Speaker 1: that situation where you where you're like, you're so you're

1158
01:01:46,160 --> 01:01:49,160
Speaker 1: drunk and you're outside and you're in the water and

1159
01:01:49,280 --> 01:01:53,120
Speaker 1: you think one more and and the one more that

1160
01:01:53,280 --> 01:01:59,760
Speaker 1: you choose after like fucking tonics and is a bloody Mary.

1161
01:02:01,200 --> 01:02:03,440
Speaker 1: And we had tickets to see Zoomanity, which is like

1162
01:02:03,560 --> 01:02:09,560
Speaker 1: a sexy, sexy show and we said animals like animals

1163
01:02:09,600 --> 01:02:11,920
Speaker 1: and like humans like fucking in midair. I don't know,

1164
01:02:12,440 --> 01:02:15,480
Speaker 1: we were warned that it would be sexy. It was like, okay,

1165
01:02:15,600 --> 01:02:19,040
Speaker 1: we'll meeting a little bit. Or she's like I was like,

1166
01:02:19,600 --> 01:02:23,440
Speaker 1: you go to bed, And honestly, she passed the funk

1167
01:02:23,680 --> 01:02:26,200
Speaker 1: out and then I went to the All you Can

1168
01:02:26,280 --> 01:02:30,040
Speaker 1: Eat by myself that you recommend it. That's because when

1169
01:02:30,080 --> 01:02:34,960
Speaker 1: I go to Vegas, this is the situation. I don't gamble, um,

1170
01:02:35,400 --> 01:02:38,360
Speaker 1: why will? But like like fifty bucks and that's about it.

1171
01:02:38,480 --> 01:02:40,400
Speaker 1: Would I really spend a money on Jason? I made

1172
01:02:40,440 --> 01:02:43,400
Speaker 1: money the last time because they two people found us

1173
01:02:43,840 --> 01:02:45,960
Speaker 1: and they're like CBS or like some sort of like

1174
01:02:46,200 --> 01:02:47,960
Speaker 1: survey people found us and they were like, would you

1175
01:02:48,040 --> 01:02:52,160
Speaker 1: like to come watch CBS show for fifty and we

1176
01:02:52,240 --> 01:02:54,880
Speaker 1: were like, oh, yes, we will, and so we left

1177
01:02:54,920 --> 01:02:58,080
Speaker 1: our vacation to go watch this dumb CBS show about

1178
01:02:58,240 --> 01:03:01,479
Speaker 1: like zombies, like they were taking that. It was so bad.

1179
01:03:01,560 --> 01:03:03,160
Speaker 1: It was so it was like normal zombies on your

1180
01:03:03,160 --> 01:03:06,840
Speaker 1: street to a zombie that you know people know that, um,

1181
01:03:07,200 --> 01:03:09,240
Speaker 1: and we had to do the little dials and like

1182
01:03:09,440 --> 01:03:11,280
Speaker 1: that was like the best Vegas experience and what we

1183
01:03:11,520 --> 01:03:13,560
Speaker 1: So I like during dumb ship in Vegas and I

1184
01:03:13,680 --> 01:03:16,680
Speaker 1: like eating at buffets, and the best buffet is Baccanal.

1185
01:03:17,080 --> 01:03:18,320
Speaker 1: And if you and I think you went to a

1186
01:03:18,320 --> 01:03:20,480
Speaker 1: different one, that's okay, because yeah, I didn't go to

1187
01:03:20,520 --> 01:03:22,600
Speaker 1: Bacan because I would have remembered if I went to

1188
01:03:25,200 --> 01:03:27,480
Speaker 1: if you go at like three o'clock like that's been

1189
01:03:27,560 --> 01:03:29,520
Speaker 1: lunch in and it turns into dinner, so you pay

1190
01:03:29,640 --> 01:03:33,480
Speaker 1: for the lunch and then you eat the dinner. That

1191
01:03:34,560 --> 01:03:38,280
Speaker 1: of the year. Oh my god, that's pay for lunch,

1192
01:03:38,360 --> 01:03:42,720
Speaker 1: eat your dinner at it's expensive. That also, I will say,

1193
01:03:42,760 --> 01:03:44,880
Speaker 1: what we were watching on TV while that was happening

1194
01:03:45,200 --> 01:03:48,919
Speaker 1: was the r n C. That was literally the day

1195
01:03:49,760 --> 01:03:51,600
Speaker 1: the like a couple of days of the r n C,

1196
01:03:52,320 --> 01:03:54,560
Speaker 1: and we were watching it like, god damn, this is

1197
01:03:54,640 --> 01:03:58,640
Speaker 1: so fucking insane, trusting nothing will never happened because of

1198
01:03:58,720 --> 01:04:00,960
Speaker 1: the r NC. That was when they were like jumping

1199
01:04:01,000 --> 01:04:06,000
Speaker 1: ship on him. Yeah, she played your eyed. Here's the TA.

1200
01:04:06,120 --> 01:04:08,720
Speaker 1: I just want to say really quickly, Sudie Green gets

1201
01:04:08,880 --> 01:04:17,080
Speaker 1: really motherfucking drunk. And she doesn't get drunk, she gets

1202
01:04:17,200 --> 01:04:21,680
Speaker 1: very tired. She gets drunk three drinks and then the

1203
01:04:21,720 --> 01:04:24,040
Speaker 1: bitch is tired. You and I and Charleston saw her

1204
01:04:24,160 --> 01:04:30,200
Speaker 1: vomit out of an uber up and she's gonna want

1205
01:04:30,240 --> 01:04:32,480
Speaker 1: to come back on the show and vindicate. Well, well,

1206
01:04:32,520 --> 01:04:34,840
Speaker 1: we'll bring her back on and she can an open.

1207
01:04:35,720 --> 01:04:37,720
Speaker 1: She does. She does. I have never seen her vomit.

1208
01:04:37,800 --> 01:04:39,160
Speaker 1: I have been around her when she drunk. One of

1209
01:04:39,160 --> 01:04:40,800
Speaker 1: my three things about Sudie when she's drinking is that

1210
01:04:40,920 --> 01:04:45,720
Speaker 1: she's very honest. Yeah, yeah, it's biting, honest, honest, and

1211
01:04:45,800 --> 01:04:49,520
Speaker 1: she keeps that honesty when she's sober as well. I totally.

1212
01:04:49,560 --> 01:04:52,280
Speaker 1: But I think it's like it's like free and flying

1213
01:04:52,960 --> 01:04:55,120
Speaker 1: and then you find it like you know fully where

1214
01:04:55,200 --> 01:05:00,800
Speaker 1: she stands and wonderful. It's a dear and wonderful Oh

1215
01:05:01,040 --> 01:05:04,400
Speaker 1: before we forget, let me just read off this episode's

1216
01:05:04,480 --> 01:05:08,720
Speaker 1: culture rule, submitted by a user. Um, oh god, my

1217
01:05:08,800 --> 01:05:11,200
Speaker 1: Facebook is Fritz saying out? But I think I have it?

1218
01:05:12,080 --> 01:05:15,360
Speaker 1: Um sorry, just we guys, guys feeling the silence while

1219
01:05:15,400 --> 01:05:22,160
Speaker 1: I find this no But I mean, here's the deal

1220
01:05:22,320 --> 01:05:25,800
Speaker 1: with Real Housewives. I feel like I see myself and

1221
01:05:25,880 --> 01:05:29,200
Speaker 1: all of them. That is so funny and that shocking.

1222
01:05:29,480 --> 01:05:31,360
Speaker 1: And I realized today what was watching the reunion. I

1223
01:05:31,480 --> 01:05:33,480
Speaker 1: was like, I don't dislike any of them, but I

1224
01:05:33,680 --> 01:05:36,960
Speaker 1: know that Louianna is a Trump. I know you. You

1225
01:05:37,120 --> 01:05:39,800
Speaker 1: have disseminated this information to that party. Though she went

1226
01:05:39,840 --> 01:05:43,200
Speaker 1: to Carol's party, she's a Trump. She was also seen

1227
01:05:43,280 --> 01:05:46,920
Speaker 1: at Marlago. Well that sucks. But and she also won't

1228
01:05:46,960 --> 01:05:49,960
Speaker 1: say who she voted for, which is if you don't

1229
01:05:50,360 --> 01:05:52,760
Speaker 1: voted for you. I bet Louianna is a Trump. I

1230
01:05:52,840 --> 01:05:55,680
Speaker 1: bet Ramona's a Trump. Romona definitely is because she said so,

1231
01:05:56,480 --> 01:05:59,120
Speaker 1: she said so that. Oh my god. So get ready

1232
01:05:59,160 --> 01:06:01,200
Speaker 1: in this new season, You're going to see Carol throw

1233
01:06:01,680 --> 01:06:03,520
Speaker 1: an election night party back when we all thought the

1234
01:06:03,560 --> 01:06:06,000
Speaker 1: Hillary Clinton would win. And you see her and that's

1235
01:06:06,040 --> 01:06:08,400
Speaker 1: so full of hope and you live the day over

1236
01:06:08,520 --> 01:06:13,040
Speaker 1: againushing defeat. And she has like a fight with Ramona

1237
01:06:13,160 --> 01:06:15,040
Speaker 1: leading up to the party because Ramona says that Trump

1238
01:06:15,040 --> 01:06:19,240
Speaker 1: has some good ideas and he's not so bad dead

1239
01:06:19,280 --> 01:06:22,160
Speaker 1: to me now, Yeah, And so they fight about it

1240
01:06:22,320 --> 01:06:24,320
Speaker 1: and Carol won't let her come to the party, and

1241
01:06:24,400 --> 01:06:26,120
Speaker 1: then eventually I think she maybe does come to the

1242
01:06:26,120 --> 01:06:29,160
Speaker 1: party out this this could be um bad information that

1243
01:06:29,200 --> 01:06:32,120
Speaker 1: I'm spreading, but they have a face off, and Ramona

1244
01:06:32,240 --> 01:06:35,080
Speaker 1: is somehow like she isn't she could be smugg and

1245
01:06:35,160 --> 01:06:38,160
Speaker 1: she isn't. But she's definitely a Trump, and Carol is

1246
01:06:38,240 --> 01:06:41,680
Speaker 1: definitely a Hillary. Yeah, believe the Carol votes for Hillary.

1247
01:06:41,720 --> 01:06:45,640
Speaker 1: I think here's who's Trump. Luanna's Trump, Ramona's Trump, and

1248
01:06:45,720 --> 01:06:50,000
Speaker 1: I think Sonya, I don't think Sonya voted. I think

1249
01:06:50,080 --> 01:06:53,479
Speaker 1: Sonia either didn't vote or is it Trump because because

1250
01:06:53,520 --> 01:06:56,560
Speaker 1: she's not that smart, and I think that Carol obviously

1251
01:06:56,640 --> 01:06:59,439
Speaker 1: vote for Hillary. I think Bethany has the sensible for Hillary. Sorry,

1252
01:06:59,640 --> 01:07:05,160
Speaker 1: I think. Oh and Bethany Hatamrosa, right, Oh my god.

1253
01:07:05,240 --> 01:07:08,000
Speaker 1: Wait have you ever seen Bethanni and almar Rossa's interview

1254
01:07:08,080 --> 01:07:12,560
Speaker 1: on the Bethany's Talk show? You must go back fucking garbage?

1255
01:07:12,600 --> 01:07:18,000
Speaker 1: And Bethany's also kind of did Martha Stewart apprentice? Ah? Right, right, right,

1256
01:07:18,080 --> 01:07:20,600
Speaker 1: so she has apprentice experience as well. And what happened

1257
01:07:20,640 --> 01:07:21,960
Speaker 1: with her is that she said that she was just

1258
01:07:22,000 --> 01:07:23,800
Speaker 1: going to fake it until you make it, and Martha

1259
01:07:23,840 --> 01:07:26,200
Speaker 1: got furious and said that you must never fake it.

1260
01:07:26,680 --> 01:07:29,840
Speaker 1: That's not part of her business. And literally they both

1261
01:07:29,920 --> 01:07:32,400
Speaker 1: were talking about nothing. Yeah, like both of them are

1262
01:07:32,480 --> 01:07:34,760
Speaker 1: fucking rich as hell, but they don't have to work

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Speaker 1: for anything in their lives. Okay, this is the users

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Speaker 1: submitted culture. What is to say Martha Stewarts never had

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Speaker 1: to work for anything in her life. Martha works very hard,

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01:07:45,040 --> 01:07:47,320
Speaker 1: she works very hard. But look, I mean this whole

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Speaker 1: I mean, this whole snoop dog thing is great. I

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01:07:49,360 --> 01:07:52,080
Speaker 1: think it's actually quite lovely. She loves weed too. She

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01:07:52,160 --> 01:07:55,280
Speaker 1: loves weed. I watched she I would love to get

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01:07:55,400 --> 01:07:58,120
Speaker 1: lit with Martha Stewart. I don't know. I watched. I

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01:07:58,160 --> 01:08:00,120
Speaker 1: think she's great. I had to google videos of how

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01:08:00,200 --> 01:08:02,440
Speaker 1: to fold the fitted bed sheets. Never you'll never learn.

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01:08:02,560 --> 01:08:06,160
Speaker 1: I learned. I learned, you fucker's And but Martha Stewarts

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01:08:06,280 --> 01:08:08,680
Speaker 1: came up and she was just She brought someone from

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01:08:08,720 --> 01:08:10,760
Speaker 1: the audience to come and try to fold it, and

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01:08:10,920 --> 01:08:13,200
Speaker 1: she really exploited that audience member. And I will never

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01:08:13,240 --> 01:08:16,240
Speaker 1: forgive Martha, who wants to be a millionaire wab Absolutely,

1278
01:08:16,400 --> 01:08:19,360
Speaker 1: she was the Chris Harrison shaking the hand. This is

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01:08:19,760 --> 01:08:23,559
Speaker 1: user submitted culture rule number four two of culture. That's

1280
01:08:23,600 --> 01:08:29,439
Speaker 1: too many guys. Stop put it down sometimes. Let pause?

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01:08:29,880 --> 01:08:35,799
Speaker 1: Who made this? Who made this? Julie Wonderland, Julie Wonderland, Listen,

1282
01:08:36,920 --> 01:08:40,599
Speaker 1: we don't have that many rules. We have plenty of rules.

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01:08:40,640 --> 01:08:46,200
Speaker 1: We're trying to put a book together. That's that's that's

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01:08:46,240 --> 01:08:49,840
Speaker 1: not real. Hold on, this is Julie Wanderland's rule number

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Speaker 1: four hundred two of culture. If you don't think party

1286
01:08:52,360 --> 01:08:54,839
Speaker 1: in the USA is a bob, we can't be friends.

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01:08:55,120 --> 01:08:58,960
Speaker 1: I agree, I do agree, and but but but someone

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01:08:59,120 --> 01:09:02,120
Speaker 1: recently came for that song and I was like, what

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01:09:02,320 --> 01:09:05,920
Speaker 1: the fund is your problem? And someone actually that was

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01:09:06,000 --> 01:09:09,240
Speaker 1: a lost culture, says Listener, was like Party in the

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01:09:09,400 --> 01:09:13,120
Speaker 1: USA sucks in some context. I saw this and I

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01:09:13,280 --> 01:09:16,439
Speaker 1: was like, that's I think that person has to be

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01:09:16,600 --> 01:09:19,280
Speaker 1: told to go, told to go. Christian thoughts on Party

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01:09:19,280 --> 01:09:22,639
Speaker 1: in the USA, I love that. But I'm a Miley

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01:09:22,760 --> 01:09:30,679
Speaker 1: fan like this. Yeah, it's so good. It's a great

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Speaker 1: song now, and I love Wrecking Ball, Wrecking Ball wonderful.

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01:09:35,000 --> 01:09:39,200
Speaker 1: I like honesty, she um, she she's okay. I like

1298
01:09:39,400 --> 01:09:42,960
Speaker 1: all of Miley songs until I don't. I'm not crazy

1299
01:09:42,960 --> 01:09:45,320
Speaker 1: about Malibu. Well yeah, it's just her like doing the

1300
01:09:45,360 --> 01:09:48,960
Speaker 1: whole for real. I like her more when she was

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01:09:49,160 --> 01:09:52,400
Speaker 1: appropriating other people's culture. I feel that way. Oh, I

1302
01:09:54,240 --> 01:09:58,280
Speaker 1: actually feel like was I mean, like, what's she doing?

1303
01:10:00,360 --> 01:10:03,439
Speaker 1: We can get into this time some degree, But I

1304
01:10:03,560 --> 01:10:05,680
Speaker 1: like her and she was sort of doing that with

1305
01:10:05,720 --> 01:10:07,960
Speaker 1: the drag Queens as well. Was she doing that more

1306
01:10:08,080 --> 01:10:10,679
Speaker 1: than every other pop star? No, she wasn't the first.

1307
01:10:11,439 --> 01:10:14,439
Speaker 1: Was she doing it worse than Katy Perry? Now, she

1308
01:10:14,560 --> 01:10:16,840
Speaker 1: wasn't doing the Gwen Stefani thing of like I'm going

1309
01:10:18,160 --> 01:10:20,960
Speaker 1: like that was despicable. She never got to that level.

1310
01:10:21,120 --> 01:10:25,519
Speaker 1: I kind of, quite frankly feel like Miley does pretty

1311
01:10:25,600 --> 01:10:29,000
Speaker 1: much what everyone else does but gets it worse. But

1312
01:10:29,160 --> 01:10:31,600
Speaker 1: also Miley, and I will never forgive her for this.

1313
01:10:32,000 --> 01:10:35,240
Speaker 1: Back during her like auburn hair bullshit days, took a

1314
01:10:35,280 --> 01:10:38,800
Speaker 1: picture with an Asian guy and the guy and I'm like, Nat,

1315
01:10:38,880 --> 01:10:44,120
Speaker 1: you're dad, Ye can't? Yeah either, I didn't remember that

1316
01:10:44,200 --> 01:10:46,559
Speaker 1: until that really sucks, And there's no excuse. Just because

1317
01:10:46,560 --> 01:10:48,479
Speaker 1: you're from Tennessee doesn't mean that you get to do that.

1318
01:10:48,560 --> 01:10:51,280
Speaker 1: There you go, But Julie Wonderland's real number four Intich

1319
01:10:51,280 --> 01:10:53,639
Speaker 1: you have. Culture still applies. Let's say it together. If

1320
01:10:53,720 --> 01:10:56,080
Speaker 1: you don't think part of the part in the USA,

1321
01:10:57,080 --> 01:11:00,680
Speaker 1: we can't be friends. Unfortunately, that's going probably gonna end

1322
01:11:00,680 --> 01:11:02,840
Speaker 1: a lot of friendships. I think that's fine, but those

1323
01:11:02,840 --> 01:11:05,439
Speaker 1: friend and I will say that I denounce you if

1324
01:11:05,479 --> 01:11:07,479
Speaker 1: you voted for Trump, and I denounce you if you

1325
01:11:07,520 --> 01:11:09,439
Speaker 1: don't like party in the US. I and don't think

1326
01:11:09,479 --> 01:11:12,360
Speaker 1: it's a quote unquote bop, although I also do denounce

1327
01:11:12,600 --> 01:11:16,840
Speaker 1: the term bop being this thing that everyone is saying

1328
01:11:16,960 --> 01:11:19,920
Speaker 1: that I don't like it. I think I don't like

1329
01:11:20,200 --> 01:11:23,080
Speaker 1: I don't like the way it sounds bob okay, barber.

1330
01:11:23,360 --> 01:11:26,639
Speaker 1: I think it's trying to I think that's the title

1331
01:11:26,680 --> 01:11:30,479
Speaker 1: of that. It can't be so. I think it's barbar parentheses, soding,

1332
01:11:30,920 --> 01:11:39,880
Speaker 1: no barbar parentheses, stupid, barbar parenthesies, dumbass queen, and and

1333
01:11:40,240 --> 01:11:42,160
Speaker 1: we should all we're gonna think people are gonna think

1334
01:11:42,160 --> 01:11:45,800
Speaker 1: that we're calling Kristen a queen. That's not what they're

1335
01:11:45,840 --> 01:11:48,720
Speaker 1: gonna think. That's your dumbass thinking that they're going to

1336
01:11:48,800 --> 01:11:52,760
Speaker 1: say that. I do like thats your m that's your okay,

1337
01:11:52,800 --> 01:11:55,600
Speaker 1: here is the title at episode. That's your dumbass, and

1338
01:11:55,720 --> 01:12:00,240
Speaker 1: all the yours and capitals, that's your dumb head. I'm

1339
01:12:00,240 --> 01:12:04,000
Speaker 1: not signing off. I signed off on and as the executive.

1340
01:12:04,040 --> 01:12:07,320
Speaker 1: And the contract because Culture recently has a contract, and

1341
01:12:07,520 --> 01:12:10,560
Speaker 1: it says in the contract Matt Rogers as actually the executive,

1342
01:12:10,600 --> 01:12:14,360
Speaker 1: no contract, I have the Yes, we do have a contract, Christen,

1343
01:12:14,520 --> 01:12:20,720
Speaker 1: and it's barbar friendship contract. And it says that as

1344
01:12:20,760 --> 01:12:24,680
Speaker 1: the executive, I'm allowed to cancel the friendship. And you

1345
01:12:24,760 --> 01:12:28,800
Speaker 1: know I dictate the terms. It's barbar soda in come

1346
01:12:29,720 --> 01:12:32,400
Speaker 1: that's that. I will say this in the last line

1347
01:12:32,439 --> 01:12:35,120
Speaker 1: of the contract of me and Bowen's friendship is Matt

1348
01:12:35,280 --> 01:12:38,479
Speaker 1: is the last thing that Ball will ever see. I

1349
01:12:38,600 --> 01:12:42,200
Speaker 1: will look into his eyes and watch the right leave them.

1350
01:12:42,520 --> 01:12:47,160
Speaker 1: I will. I will pillow. Yeah, it doesn't have to

1351
01:12:47,240 --> 01:12:50,760
Speaker 1: be pillow. You're not gonna smother me. No, you're gonna

1352
01:12:50,800 --> 01:12:52,240
Speaker 1: poison me. I don't even have to be the one

1353
01:12:52,280 --> 01:12:53,760
Speaker 1: that kills you. I have to be the one the

1354
01:12:53,880 --> 01:12:56,559
Speaker 1: last thing you ever see. I think if you are

1355
01:12:56,560 --> 01:12:58,200
Speaker 1: out there and you're trying to kill bone, to let

1356
01:12:58,240 --> 01:13:00,360
Speaker 1: me know so I can be we should, we should

1357
01:13:00,400 --> 01:13:02,519
Speaker 1: like hash out the like the actual wording of us.

1358
01:13:02,680 --> 01:13:04,400
Speaker 1: So you know that Bowen has a lot of murderous

1359
01:13:04,479 --> 01:13:07,320
Speaker 1: intent on his Facebook I do, and I'm you know what,

1360
01:13:07,479 --> 01:13:10,280
Speaker 1: maybe it's gonna maybe I'm gonna go to you delete

1361
01:13:10,320 --> 01:13:13,479
Speaker 1: that ship. I will, I will, I will. Um. Thank you,

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01:13:13,720 --> 01:13:17,680
Speaker 1: thank you, Matt for even immortalizing that even further on.

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01:13:18,400 --> 01:13:20,240
Speaker 1: It's cut. It's cut. No, no, no, no, no no no.

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01:13:20,320 --> 01:13:21,960
Speaker 1: We can be in keep it. Um, guys, let's move

1365
01:13:22,000 --> 01:13:23,600
Speaker 1: on to I don't think so, honey, Let's move on.

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01:13:23,760 --> 01:13:25,280
Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey, I don't think so honey,

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01:13:25,280 --> 01:13:28,240
Speaker 1: it's a segment of our podcast where we rail against

1368
01:13:28,280 --> 01:13:30,880
Speaker 1: culture for one minute, um, specific items of culture that

1369
01:13:30,920 --> 01:13:33,200
Speaker 1: are really giving us some trouble and making us think.

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01:13:33,560 --> 01:13:36,200
Speaker 1: I don't like that very much. You may have um

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01:13:37,160 --> 01:13:40,360
Speaker 1: been at our last live show. I don't think so, honey, um,

1372
01:13:40,560 --> 01:13:43,800
Speaker 1: and I think as of today, you guys, you can

1373
01:13:43,840 --> 01:13:46,479
Speaker 1: head on over to Spoke and listen to the live

1374
01:13:46,520 --> 01:13:48,759
Speaker 1: episode if I don't think so, honey, which is exclusive

1375
01:13:48,800 --> 01:13:50,679
Speaker 1: on Spoke right now, and just two weeks you're gonna

1376
01:13:50,680 --> 01:13:53,040
Speaker 1: be able to hear it on our channel and everywhere

1377
01:13:53,080 --> 01:13:55,519
Speaker 1: podcasts are heard. But right now you can head on

1378
01:13:55,600 --> 01:13:58,200
Speaker 1: over to Spoke and listen to all that goodness, listen

1379
01:13:58,280 --> 01:14:03,240
Speaker 1: to Kristen Bartlett rare all against thin people and it's crazy.

1380
01:14:03,360 --> 01:14:04,840
Speaker 1: Just days later, you're going to be asked to do

1381
01:14:04,920 --> 01:14:06,680
Speaker 1: another I don't think so, honey. Right now. It's a

1382
01:14:07,120 --> 01:14:08,760
Speaker 1: it's a lot, but we'll go first, but we're gonna

1383
01:14:08,800 --> 01:14:10,960
Speaker 1: do it to warm everybody up. And it's not going

1384
01:14:11,000 --> 01:14:13,320
Speaker 1: to be me that goes first. All right, I guess

1385
01:14:13,520 --> 01:14:17,519
Speaker 1: I guess it'll be me, It'll be you. I have

1386
01:14:17,720 --> 01:14:21,120
Speaker 1: I have a couple of options here. Okay, well, okay,

1387
01:14:21,200 --> 01:14:22,760
Speaker 1: now you know what. Yeah, yeah, it's gonna be it's

1388
01:14:22,760 --> 01:14:25,320
Speaker 1: gonna be a little inside baseball. But I'm gonna doptions too.

1389
01:14:25,400 --> 01:14:28,479
Speaker 1: It's weird, but I'll go. I know, I know mine.

1390
01:14:28,479 --> 01:14:29,760
Speaker 1: I think, I think I know what I'm gonna do.

1391
01:14:30,120 --> 01:14:32,720
Speaker 1: This is bowen Yanks. I don't think so honey, and

1392
01:14:32,840 --> 01:14:35,880
Speaker 1: your time starts now. I don't think so honey. Background

1393
01:14:35,960 --> 01:14:38,800
Speaker 1: actors who go straight to crafty and take all the

1394
01:14:38,880 --> 01:14:41,040
Speaker 1: food before I can even get my hands out a cracker,

1395
01:14:41,640 --> 01:14:45,120
Speaker 1: I don't think so honey. This was insane. Look, I mean,

1396
01:14:45,240 --> 01:14:47,960
Speaker 1: we're all in the same industry. It's fine. We're all,

1397
01:14:48,200 --> 01:14:52,320
Speaker 1: you know, hawking food. Uh, we were all trying to

1398
01:14:52,400 --> 01:14:54,759
Speaker 1: get as much food as we can when it's provided

1399
01:14:54,760 --> 01:14:56,000
Speaker 1: to us for free. But I don't think so many

1400
01:14:56,160 --> 01:15:00,160
Speaker 1: people who just you are the definition of the a

1401
01:15:00,280 --> 01:15:04,479
Speaker 1: little of freeloaders. You're a little freeloaders. I don't think

1402
01:15:04,520 --> 01:15:07,680
Speaker 1: so money. I don't think so honey. I listen, my

1403
01:15:07,800 --> 01:15:09,720
Speaker 1: name is on the call sheet, okay, so you better

1404
01:15:09,920 --> 01:15:14,560
Speaker 1: let me get that grape. That's right, I said. I

1405
01:15:14,600 --> 01:15:16,120
Speaker 1: don't think so honey. People who are going to come

1406
01:15:16,160 --> 01:15:18,680
Speaker 1: for me for having call treet to lead them. This

1407
01:15:18,880 --> 01:15:21,320
Speaker 1: is warranted. I worked hard for this. I worked hard

1408
01:15:21,400 --> 01:15:24,559
Speaker 1: to go to Crafty before background people go and steal

1409
01:15:24,640 --> 01:15:26,719
Speaker 1: all the food, and I have nothing left but little

1410
01:15:26,920 --> 01:15:31,240
Speaker 1: scraps of ship, scraps of brownies that are overrated. By

1411
01:15:31,280 --> 01:15:32,960
Speaker 1: the way, brownie is overrated. I'll get to that some

1412
01:15:33,080 --> 01:15:36,320
Speaker 1: other time. I don't think, so honey, background next to Crafty.

1413
01:15:36,520 --> 01:15:43,280
Speaker 1: That's one minute. That's quite enough. Okay, Well my actually,

1414
01:15:43,280 --> 01:15:45,280
Speaker 1: you know exactly what I'm gonna do. Okay. And this

1415
01:15:45,400 --> 01:15:47,400
Speaker 1: is Matt Rodgers is I don't think so honey, and

1416
01:15:47,560 --> 01:15:50,160
Speaker 1: his time starts now. I don't think so many people

1417
01:15:50,160 --> 01:15:51,720
Speaker 1: who are on the call street that think that makes

1418
01:15:51,760 --> 01:15:54,280
Speaker 1: you a better human and that means you usually be

1419
01:15:54,280 --> 01:15:56,720
Speaker 1: able to go to the food before anyone else. Who

1420
01:15:56,800 --> 01:15:59,720
Speaker 1: the funk? Is this? This is some trump as I'm

1421
01:15:59,760 --> 01:16:03,599
Speaker 1: not sitalism, This is cast this is this is call

1422
01:16:03,720 --> 01:16:07,760
Speaker 1: sheet nationalism. Now, this is you thinking that you Yes,

1423
01:16:07,880 --> 01:16:11,840
Speaker 1: I do know. And also Bowen booked a movie. We

1424
01:16:12,000 --> 01:16:15,320
Speaker 1: have to record this episode. At nine pm. Bowen was

1425
01:16:15,439 --> 01:16:20,240
Speaker 1: on set and it ran ley, oh no eat because

1426
01:16:20,280 --> 01:16:25,439
Speaker 1: he's in a movie with Rebel Wilson, big star. Oh Liam,

1427
01:16:25,560 --> 01:16:28,160
Speaker 1: hemm's worse in the movie. Prianka chopers in the movie.

1428
01:16:28,200 --> 01:16:32,720
Speaker 1: Guess what Bowen says. She's prettier in person. Bowen did

1429
01:16:34,040 --> 01:16:36,519
Speaker 1: poor poems getting the check. That didn't get to eat

1430
01:16:36,600 --> 01:16:39,160
Speaker 1: the background bitch who's been standing up for twenty hours

1431
01:16:39,200 --> 01:16:41,840
Speaker 1: on a goddamn feet You got to eating bone didn't

1432
01:16:41,880 --> 01:16:43,760
Speaker 1: get to eat. Oh no, he'll get a line in

1433
01:16:43,800 --> 01:16:48,160
Speaker 1: the movie. His sag ass s a g screen actors. Gil, bitch,

1434
01:16:52,880 --> 01:16:56,120
Speaker 1: you should go fund yourself, dumb mask. You can't even

1435
01:16:56,200 --> 01:17:00,439
Speaker 1: say barbar You can't even say bar boss. So hateful

1436
01:17:00,439 --> 01:17:03,040
Speaker 1: to you. I am hateful towards you because you believe

1437
01:17:03,160 --> 01:17:06,000
Speaker 1: that you are amongst the elite. No, I believe that

1438
01:17:06,080 --> 01:17:08,000
Speaker 1: you believe that you are amongst the elite, and you

1439
01:17:08,040 --> 01:17:10,880
Speaker 1: should say whatever you feel better than the background actress.

1440
01:17:10,880 --> 01:17:12,719
Speaker 1: But when it comes to food, I should at least

1441
01:17:13,000 --> 01:17:16,639
Speaker 1: get first path. That is equivalent to Trump saying both sides.

1442
01:17:16,840 --> 01:17:21,000
Speaker 1: No you you say I'm no better than the background actors,

1443
01:17:21,120 --> 01:17:23,920
Speaker 1: but they shouldn't dare eat before me? Is some both

1444
01:17:24,080 --> 01:17:27,439
Speaker 1: sides nonsense. You should be ashamed of this. I don't

1445
01:17:27,439 --> 01:17:30,280
Speaker 1: think Sony will live in infanty. Who else likes both sides?

1446
01:17:30,360 --> 01:17:33,800
Speaker 1: Is one? Joni fucking Mitchell. I don't give a about that?

1447
01:17:34,080 --> 01:17:38,679
Speaker 1: How dare you appropriate the words of she's talking about

1448
01:17:38,680 --> 01:17:42,519
Speaker 1: her goddamn abortion, She's talking about her goddamn life. And

1449
01:17:42,600 --> 01:17:44,240
Speaker 1: that is a song that will be some of the

1450
01:17:44,280 --> 01:17:47,360
Speaker 1: funerals and well sung by Sarah Brellas at the immemorium

1451
01:17:47,439 --> 01:17:50,840
Speaker 1: of the Oscars and Carry Fisher died to that song,

1452
01:17:51,360 --> 01:17:54,360
Speaker 1: and you should burn. And how dare you come into

1453
01:17:54,400 --> 01:17:58,919
Speaker 1: this episode tonight with your goddamn mispronunciation of Barbara strising

1454
01:17:59,000 --> 01:18:02,920
Speaker 1: with barbar and continue to spit in the face of young,

1455
01:18:03,360 --> 01:18:06,880
Speaker 1: hardworking actors who are not yet sag who are simply

1456
01:18:07,200 --> 01:18:09,160
Speaker 1: on the shoot because they love film and they want

1457
01:18:09,200 --> 01:18:11,599
Speaker 1: to help, and they haven't yet gotten to the position

1458
01:18:11,800 --> 01:18:14,120
Speaker 1: whether on the call she and you spit in there,

1459
01:18:14,760 --> 01:18:18,200
Speaker 1: You spit in their non sag after faces today. And

1460
01:18:18,320 --> 01:18:21,599
Speaker 1: I hope that everyone out there that is a background

1461
01:18:21,640 --> 01:18:24,200
Speaker 1: actor knows that it is I, Matt Rogers who stands

1462
01:18:24,240 --> 01:18:27,320
Speaker 1: beside you, and you should be living. You should be ashamed.

1463
01:18:27,320 --> 01:18:30,600
Speaker 1: You will live in infamy. Okay, al right, well, now

1464
01:18:30,640 --> 01:18:33,479
Speaker 1: I've never battled to that. You don't. Unfortunately, your time

1465
01:18:33,560 --> 01:18:37,439
Speaker 1: is up. My time is up. You said you said

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01:18:37,479 --> 01:18:40,719
Speaker 1: that will be inside baseball. Guess what it was inside

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01:18:41,200 --> 01:18:47,160
Speaker 1: wrong what it was so strong, It was so strong

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01:18:47,240 --> 01:18:51,839
Speaker 1: and in the end, okay, this is gonna be Kristen Bartletts.

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Speaker 1: I don't think so ony. I can't wait for that,

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01:18:53,520 --> 01:18:57,080
Speaker 1: can't possibly compare, yes, you can. You know this is

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01:18:57,200 --> 01:18:59,519
Speaker 1: Christin Bartletts. I don't think so honey, and her time

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01:18:59,600 --> 01:19:03,160
Speaker 1: starts now. I do not think so honey when your

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01:19:03,200 --> 01:19:07,719
Speaker 1: favorite products get discontinued. So sorry, but I have emailed

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01:19:07,760 --> 01:19:11,160
Speaker 1: Prescriptives Makeup two times in the past months because my

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01:19:11,240 --> 01:19:14,960
Speaker 1: favorite foundation comfort cream is no longer being made and

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01:19:15,040 --> 01:19:16,840
Speaker 1: it really makes me mad. And the first time they

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01:19:16,920 --> 01:19:18,559
Speaker 1: emailed me back and they said, we don't know when

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01:19:18,560 --> 01:19:20,240
Speaker 1: it's gonna be back. In the second time they did

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01:19:20,360 --> 01:19:24,840
Speaker 1: not even respond. Means I have to move on and

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01:19:24,920 --> 01:19:27,519
Speaker 1: find another moisturizer. And you know what, I didn't find

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01:19:27,560 --> 01:19:31,360
Speaker 1: it one of their brands. I bought La Mare five

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01:19:31,640 --> 01:19:34,560
Speaker 1: dollars And that's how I feel, Prescriptives. I said no

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01:19:34,760 --> 01:19:36,560
Speaker 1: to your other brands. I am going to go and

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01:19:36,640 --> 01:19:39,840
Speaker 1: pay more to something that is completely untested. And you

1485
01:19:39,880 --> 01:19:44,360
Speaker 1: know what else is not in existence anymore, the original beefstick.

1486
01:19:44,479 --> 01:19:49,120
Speaker 1: It's totally a second I think so that Hickory farms

1487
01:19:49,360 --> 01:19:52,080
Speaker 1: took what was good and holy about a beefstick and

1488
01:19:52,160 --> 01:19:54,920
Speaker 1: they completely changed it. And they're lying to you, and

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01:19:55,040 --> 01:19:58,000
Speaker 1: it's poor ship. I don't think so. If people love

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01:19:58,080 --> 01:20:00,280
Speaker 1: your products and you always need to provide them like

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01:20:00,360 --> 01:20:05,080
Speaker 1: they are, that wo la lu la lu. That was epic.

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01:20:05,400 --> 01:20:08,760
Speaker 1: That was epic. Oh my god, you're a lamyre motherfucker.

1493
01:20:09,000 --> 01:20:10,720
Speaker 1: I thought, I don't know what's going to happen to me.

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01:20:10,760 --> 01:20:13,320
Speaker 1: I ordered it from Sephora. Sure loves it if if

1495
01:20:13,320 --> 01:20:15,760
Speaker 1: it works for sure. I think I'm getting older and

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01:20:15,840 --> 01:20:17,800
Speaker 1: I think it's fine. I think it's time. Like I

1497
01:20:17,880 --> 01:20:19,759
Speaker 1: feel like if you reach your thirties and you started

1498
01:20:19,800 --> 01:20:21,800
Speaker 1: to you need to pay more. You've seen the world

1499
01:20:21,920 --> 01:20:23,800
Speaker 1: from both you have seen it from both sides. And

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01:20:23,840 --> 01:20:27,080
Speaker 1: I'm gonna get botox, get botox, and then um, you know,

1501
01:20:27,520 --> 01:20:32,559
Speaker 1: cold cream is like the quintessential woman, like adult face cream.

1502
01:20:32,840 --> 01:20:34,479
Speaker 1: What do you want to do? Just a little lift.

1503
01:20:34,960 --> 01:20:36,800
Speaker 1: I don't really care about this. It's the wrinkles on

1504
01:20:36,840 --> 01:20:41,080
Speaker 1: my forehead. You don't have any real you have not wondering,

1505
01:20:41,400 --> 01:20:43,640
Speaker 1: And I think I love it. This is crazy that

1506
01:20:43,720 --> 01:20:45,960
Speaker 1: you say okay here and I also have a laugh,

1507
01:20:46,360 --> 01:20:49,080
Speaker 1: but cool with the laugh. Lines because there are reason

1508
01:20:49,160 --> 01:20:50,800
Speaker 1: but this I didn't do anything you would but you

1509
01:20:50,840 --> 01:20:53,559
Speaker 1: would do you would do a little bow teeth totally would.

1510
01:20:53,840 --> 01:20:56,400
Speaker 1: I feel like you're starting to see like I'm starting

1511
01:20:56,400 --> 01:20:59,479
Speaker 1: to see like other comedy women heroes, and I realized

1512
01:20:59,520 --> 01:21:01,600
Speaker 1: that they're getting work done, and I'm like, oh, I

1513
01:21:01,680 --> 01:21:03,360
Speaker 1: probably need to get some work done. You know what?

1514
01:21:03,560 --> 01:21:05,360
Speaker 1: Do you know? You know what? I think it's getting

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01:21:05,360 --> 01:21:07,200
Speaker 1: some work done. And I'm not saying this pejoratively. I

1516
01:21:07,240 --> 01:21:10,719
Speaker 1: think it's Mindy Kaling and she's looking great, she looks fantastic, fantastic.

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01:21:11,600 --> 01:21:14,719
Speaker 1: I think she's getting some nice everybody think. I mean literally,

1518
01:21:14,840 --> 01:21:17,519
Speaker 1: everyone gets wor totally totally. And I'm just a writer,

1519
01:21:17,880 --> 01:21:20,120
Speaker 1: but I still would get it done. But you are

1520
01:21:20,200 --> 01:21:24,040
Speaker 1: empowered to get it done. I'm getting a new face.

1521
01:21:24,840 --> 01:21:27,360
Speaker 1: I'm getting a new face and it will be bones

1522
01:21:28,960 --> 01:21:31,840
Speaker 1: and I will get and space and then everyone will

1523
01:21:31,840 --> 01:21:34,120
Speaker 1: be like bow and hi and I'll be like hello,

1524
01:21:35,439 --> 01:21:37,519
Speaker 1: and I will con I will live as you and

1525
01:21:37,600 --> 01:21:41,960
Speaker 1: will you? How will you treat background people? Let's just

1526
01:21:42,000 --> 01:21:51,280
Speaker 1: say your reputation will turn around positively, Okay, fred as

1527
01:21:51,280 --> 01:21:54,120
Speaker 1: the kings and queens that they are, they're not They're

1528
01:21:54,240 --> 01:21:58,679
Speaker 1: not listen. I have done background, and I was dumb,

1529
01:21:58,760 --> 01:22:00,719
Speaker 1: and I shouldn't have done it. You shouldn't waste your time.

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01:22:00,800 --> 01:22:03,360
Speaker 1: You're not going to make any money. You will make

1531
01:22:03,439 --> 01:22:07,280
Speaker 1: two if you're lucky. You're lucky, and they keep you

1532
01:22:07,360 --> 01:22:09,760
Speaker 1: in holding and it's just you're going to just stay

1533
01:22:09,800 --> 01:22:12,519
Speaker 1: around with these other bullshit people that don't make any sense.

1534
01:22:12,800 --> 01:22:18,559
Speaker 1: We're frankly a little off. Everybody's you guys time. If

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01:22:18,600 --> 01:22:22,760
Speaker 1: you have time to do background, then I question your life. Wow,

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01:22:23,240 --> 01:22:25,479
Speaker 1: you guys come for the background Actress of America and

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01:22:25,560 --> 01:22:28,679
Speaker 1: I stand beside you, and I think that's I've done background,

1538
01:22:28,760 --> 01:22:30,479
Speaker 1: and I know and I can only do it on

1539
01:22:30,560 --> 01:22:33,360
Speaker 1: the weekends. And I got very excited because I had

1540
01:22:33,400 --> 01:22:35,280
Speaker 1: a line and that chick got cut because it was

1541
01:22:35,320 --> 01:22:36,960
Speaker 1: a waste of my time and what a letdown. And

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01:22:37,040 --> 01:22:39,720
Speaker 1: look Christian has been has seen it from both sides. Yes,

1543
01:22:39,800 --> 01:22:44,400
Speaker 1: you've seen its sides as a background, It's true, It's true.

1544
01:22:44,720 --> 01:22:46,640
Speaker 1: I was kind of maybe like high up on that

1545
01:22:46,800 --> 01:22:49,320
Speaker 1: call sheet. Sometimes when you're when your last name is Bartlett,

1546
01:22:49,360 --> 01:22:52,320
Speaker 1: sometimes you get lucky. But hey, doesn't get as great,

1547
01:22:52,360 --> 01:22:54,760
Speaker 1: doesn't get as good as me on that call sheet. Oh,

1548
01:22:55,040 --> 01:22:58,479
Speaker 1: I love that. I love that so much. I'm obviously joking.

1549
01:22:58,600 --> 01:23:01,120
Speaker 1: I do not think in this at all. He literally

1550
01:23:01,400 --> 01:23:04,120
Speaker 1: as he's saying he's joking, he made a jack off motion.

1551
01:23:04,200 --> 01:23:08,400
Speaker 1: He no, I didn't know. He has become a monster,

1552
01:23:08,640 --> 01:23:11,320
Speaker 1: big headed when it comes to food, like that's fair.

1553
01:23:11,520 --> 01:23:13,599
Speaker 1: Like I even get annoyed that the bride and groom

1554
01:23:13,640 --> 01:23:17,000
Speaker 1: get to eat before everybody else. That's what I came

1555
01:23:17,080 --> 01:23:19,040
Speaker 1: to see your wedding, and at my wedding, I fed

1556
01:23:19,120 --> 01:23:22,520
Speaker 1: everybody else and then we went up there. That's insane

1557
01:23:22,640 --> 01:23:24,559
Speaker 1: that I believe that that was your day. You should

1558
01:23:24,560 --> 01:23:28,400
Speaker 1: have eaten first. She's a caretaker, took care of exactly.

1559
01:23:38,640 --> 01:23:41,479
Speaker 1: This is about her abortion. I had no idea. I don't.

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01:23:41,520 --> 01:23:50,639
Speaker 1: Apparently it was that. Her other songs say the credits

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01:23:50,640 --> 01:23:54,080
Speaker 1: of the showy God, my name is Bowen Yang. That's

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01:23:54,080 --> 01:23:57,160
Speaker 1: Matt Rogers. Kristen Bartley was our guest this episode. This

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01:23:57,280 --> 01:24:00,720
Speaker 1: is a fantastic episode. I love Kristen. Thank you so

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01:24:00,880 --> 01:24:06,680
Speaker 1: much for coming on having me. This has been a

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Speaker 1: Forever Dog production executive produced by Joe Cilio, Alex Ramsay,

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01:24:11,160 --> 01:24:14,599
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