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Speaker 1: something online, like a piece of furniture and they mess

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Speaker 1: up on the delivery once, shame on them. Okay. If

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Speaker 1: you reorder from the same place and it happens again,

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Speaker 1: shame on you now. But if it happens a third time,

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Speaker 1: oh my god, shame on us, because it's probably a

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Speaker 1: prank phone. And that's exactly what happens with one woman

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Speaker 1: who's already told her husband that they had better get

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Speaker 1: her furniture delivery right this time or else she's gonna

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Speaker 1: lose it, and she does in your brand new phone. Tap. Okay,

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Speaker 1: that's happening right now on the twenties. Hello, Hey, this

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Speaker 1: is Lenny call from Moving Services. Good morning. Is this Melissa? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Oh great? Hey, Um, I have your couch here and

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Speaker 1: I'm pretty close to your place, so I just want

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Speaker 1: to let you know I'm on the corner of ninetieth

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Speaker 1: Avenue and sing. Okay, so you're you're close, you know

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Speaker 1: which place it is. We'll hold on before you do that.

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Speaker 1: How do you feel about maybe meeting me here and

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Speaker 1: then you can take it the rest of the way?

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Speaker 1: What do you mean? You know, like you can drive

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Speaker 1: to me and then you can just take the couch

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Speaker 1: and get on with you. No, no, I need to

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Speaker 1: deliver it to my house. Okay, yeah, no, that sounds good.

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Speaker 1: And if you meet me here, then you can deliver

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Speaker 1: it to your house. You see, I'll even help you

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Speaker 1: put it in the truck. Do you have a truck?

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Speaker 1: I have a dollar? What is going on? I paid

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Speaker 1: for you to deliver my couch. I mean I wish

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Speaker 1: I could, but legally I can't. What technically I cannot?

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Speaker 1: Are you talking about? Look? I need to explain something

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Speaker 1: to you. I kind of sort of have a what

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Speaker 1: are they called a court issued to ankle bracelet? What? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: an ankle bracelet? You know? So what are your problem?

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Speaker 1: My problem is that your place is a few blocks

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Speaker 1: outside of where I'm allowed to go. We'll have an

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Speaker 1: ankle bracelet. You're like a criminal. Well no, I'm not

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Speaker 1: a criminal. I'm like you know used to be. I'm

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Speaker 1: like a like a happy reform. Are you serious? It's

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Speaker 1: not that dramatic. No, it's not only God's I've waited

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Speaker 1: for this delivery. Your ankle bracelet is not my problem.

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Speaker 1: I'm precirated with this whole situation. This is ridiculous. You

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Speaker 1: know that's what only happened to me. Hold on, don't

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Speaker 1: look listen. I'm trying to tell you I am a

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Speaker 1: glass half full kind of guy, and I am a

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Speaker 1: hard worker man. I'm willing to do anything we can

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Speaker 1: to get you this couch delivered. Okay, you just blind

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Speaker 1: it to my house. I would do that. I'd probably

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Speaker 1: serve about ten years at least if I did so. Funny, Really,

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Speaker 1: you're not Your problem is not my problem. You need

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Speaker 1: to take care of this. I don't care if you

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Speaker 1: I'm already wrote you. Wait, I just got an idea.

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Speaker 1: Hold on, hey, hey, kids, you guys want to make

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Speaker 1: some money? What come over here to my van? Do

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Speaker 1: you go? Hey? Oh my god? What the hell are

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Speaker 1: you doing? God? They ran off stupid kids? What is

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Speaker 1: who you? You just offer kids money to come into

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Speaker 1: your van? Are you an ankle? O? God? Wonder? They

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Speaker 1: seemed scared those kids. They were fast. They ran right away. Huh.

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Speaker 1: I didn't even think of it. You need to figure

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Speaker 1: something out. I took time off work for this delivery. Okay,

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Speaker 1: let me think, let me think. Hold on, I can

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Speaker 1: do this. Oh, I got If I go southeast, I

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Speaker 1: can get pretty close. Actually yeah, because of the radius,

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Speaker 1: I'm allowed horn whatever, Just do it, okay, okay, just

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Speaker 1: let me look up the directions hold on my GPS.

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Speaker 1: Ah why show? Well, I just looked at the other

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Speaker 1: route I was gonna take, and there's a school and

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Speaker 1: I can't do that either. For a other reasons. I

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Speaker 1: can't legally say at school, what did you do? Well?

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Speaker 1: I would tell you more, but it's a long story.

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Speaker 1: And if you knew what I what I had gotten into,

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Speaker 1: that would have made the thing I said about the

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Speaker 1: van earlier really funny. It's not funny. Manager's name. You

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Speaker 1: are an idiot, and I can't handle talking to you anymore. Okay, Okay,

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Speaker 1: I actually I don't want to confuse you. I have

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Speaker 1: two managers. One's name is Brooke and one name is Jeffrey.

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Speaker 1: You may know them as Brooke and Jeffrey from the

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Speaker 1: radio show Brook and Jeffrey in the morning, because you're

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Speaker 1: actually on the air with us right now. A prank

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Speaker 1: phone call. Your husband, Trevor set you up. Yeah, you

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Speaker 1: said your couch delivery got messed up the first two times,

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Speaker 1: so he was like, she's to be on edge about

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Speaker 1: this couch man. It's right. I told them the famous stuff.

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Speaker 1: I was gonna go holistic. Honestly, I would help deliver

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Speaker 1: the couch. I just can't lift anything over three pounds.

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Speaker 1: That's not a doctor's order. I'm just very weak. Okay, okay,

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Speaker 1: Well you're laughing now. And this is the true part.

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Speaker 1: This is the real part of the phone call, the

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Speaker 1: weak up every morning with phone taps weekday mornings on

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Speaker 1: the twenties, Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning,