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Speaker 1: Are you leaving?

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Speaker 2: I you wanna way back home?

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Speaker 1: Either way, we want to be there. Doesn't matter how.

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Speaker 2: Much baggage you claim and give us time and a

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Speaker 2: terminol and gaggy.

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Speaker 1: We want to send you off InStyle.

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Speaker 2: We wanna welcome you back home.

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Speaker 1: Tell us all about it. We scared her? Was it fine?

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Speaker 1: Mal porn? Do you need to ride? Do you need

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Speaker 1: to ride? Do you need to ride? Do you need

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Speaker 1: to ride? Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 2: Do your need to ride? To ride.

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Speaker 3: With Karen and Chris? Welcome to Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 3: This is Chris.

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Speaker 1: Fairbanks and this is Karen Tilgaroff.

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Speaker 2: Hello, Karen, my friend, Hello Chris.

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Speaker 3: Would would you say if I brought you a thoughtful

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Speaker 3: gift today?

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Speaker 1: Well, I would say for me.

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Speaker 2: Yes like that.

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Speaker 3: I should have waited. I should have just shown it

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Speaker 3: to you.

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Speaker 2: And now now I have to, you know, compare your

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Speaker 2: actual reaction to them.

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Speaker 3: What if it's less than.

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Speaker 2: What you just gave?

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Speaker 1: What's this guy doing?

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Speaker 3: He's going to run into us, So he's very angry.

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Speaker 2: I know why. It's because he doesn't like Tesla's, which

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Speaker 2: is why I got you this sticker, bought it before

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Speaker 2: we knew how awful he.

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Speaker 1: Is Oh my god, that rules.

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Speaker 2: Now. Yeah, you can stick it back there and feel

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Speaker 2: no judgment from anyone, and you'll get a little.

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Speaker 3: Honk and wave.

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Speaker 1: Well, I don't know if it's enough anymore.

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Speaker 3: I mean, it's the least you can do. It's the

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Speaker 3: most you can do.

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Speaker 1: It's the least I can do. But I think the

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Speaker 1: most is turning my car in, which is what I

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Speaker 1: planned to do.

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Speaker 2: Well in the meantime, we have this sticker, or you

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Speaker 2: can save it and give it to a friend, Ladies

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Speaker 2: and gentlemen.

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Speaker 1: Chris is holding up the sticker like it's the publisher's

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Speaker 1: clearing how sweepstakes check, and he like, I think, do

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Speaker 1: you want me to take it like this?

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Speaker 2: Yeah? I feel like it's huge. The sticker is four

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Speaker 2: by five feet. Yeah, it's like.

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Speaker 1: It's it's actually a banner.

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Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, won't that looked nice flapping from a flagpole

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Speaker 2: on the back of your car?

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Speaker 1: I mean, so great, Thank you so much. Where'd you

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Speaker 2: I was sent an Instagram message that said, look at

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Speaker 2: this sticker on the back of this tesla. You should

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Speaker 2: get one for Karen. I should remember who sent that message,

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Speaker 2: but I do not. Yeah, I was an Internet friend,

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Speaker 2: and I thought, you know what, I am going to

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Speaker 2: find that, So I searched for it using keywords.

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Speaker 1: They didn't even give you a link or anything. They

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Speaker 2: It was just it was just like, look at this

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Speaker 2: sticker and I said, I'm going to find it or

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Speaker 2: make it.

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Speaker 1: They literally dead linked you. It was just a post

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Speaker 1: of a picture. Was no further news.

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Speaker 2: Right, they just saw the sticker and they're like, hey,

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Speaker 2: if it's out there, I know Chris Fairbanks knows how

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Speaker 2: to google, and boy do I found it immediately with

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Speaker 2: other options.

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Speaker 1: What I would love is if that person worked in marketing, right,

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Speaker 1: just be the perfect yeah, yeah, go get it.

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Speaker 3: The old marketing strategy of hey you do it, well.

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Speaker 1: You do it.

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Speaker 2: It's my idea, you do it. But it was her

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Speaker 2: That's the other ones were worded poorly. Yeah, it just

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Speaker 3: We knew how awful he is.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and then people you're not saying anyone's name, No

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Speaker 1: Oh, I think people get up I think we're now

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Speaker 2: Yeah. I did stand up at the Comedy Store on

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Speaker 2: And I've noticed that with all the shows I've done

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Speaker 2: Yes, it's It's the only silver lining I can apply

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Speaker 1: Well, yeah, you're a white dude, you're actually doing something. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: But but then remind yourself you have bad bone density, and.

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Speaker 2: So you know, yeah, I should have a sticker that

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Speaker 1: I'm not the one. I'm not the one you're talking

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Speaker 2: Yes, you can almost hear them, or you can hear

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Speaker 1: I'm going to get what we just said, put on

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and don't hassle me. Man, My bones are filled

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Speaker 2: We gotta figure out that bit for next Halloween.

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Speaker 1: it almost felt like my brain was like, here's even

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Speaker 2: Yeah. I think what I did say is you were born.

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Speaker 2: That's why you procrastinate so much, played up the pumpkin something.

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Speaker 2: It went fine, but I could tell they were wanting

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Speaker 1: Oh no, yes, yeah, that's I think. Whatever the joke is,

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Speaker 2: Well, I'm sitting on my diaphragm, which is where I'd

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Speaker 1: How about say the witch? Have the witch read this

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Speaker 1: Oh do you want to get a little witch here

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Speaker 2: We knew how wet? How's that?

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Speaker 1: It's horrifying?

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Speaker 2: You really don't have any idea the appearance of that voice,

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Speaker 1: It makes me think of the witch that was on

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Speaker 2: They were the exact shape of bobby pins, but I

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Speaker 1: And also those type of bobby pins are more for

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Speaker 2: That guy's like, hey, it's a courtesy vehicle. I don't

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Speaker 1: Uhil is like one of those, like it's you're grabbing

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Speaker 2: I think that's actually backwards, and there's no way to

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Speaker 3: I know, what about my adult ears?

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Speaker 2: I would put everything in my ears. And I'm I'm

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Speaker 3: Got the distance down.

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Speaker 2: I don't think I'm ever going to have a problem

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Speaker 3: Yes, I don't even want to go into that.

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Speaker 1: Don't think about you just made a whole chill go

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Speaker 2: Everyone everyone just got goose bumps. Horrifying, or as they

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Speaker 2: said in the Peanuts cartoons, to my dismay, Goose pimples.

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Speaker 3: That that was not a good day on the Peanut strip.

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Speaker 1: Goose pimples on the Peanuts strip.

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Speaker 2: Okay, this is a bad day on the Peanuts strip,

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Speaker 2: and would before we knew how awful we was. Oh,

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Speaker 2: it's just like a timid witch.

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Speaker 3: Yes, that keeps stumbling and falling.

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Speaker 1: and she could also do musical theater if you wanted

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Speaker 2: I don't know why, but that's how desperate they were

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Speaker 1: And she puts them in and out. What's the hokey

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Speaker 2: I've never It's one of those things you don't notice

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Speaker 2: me go LCD's sound system. Yeah, everyone, go ahead. It's yellow,

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Speaker 2: It will stay mellow. You go ahead.

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Speaker 1: Ella Jenkins, first lady of children's music. What's your first name? Ella?

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Speaker 1: Ella Jenkins, Ella Jenkins rap to a truly real one

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Speaker 3: I love it.

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Speaker 1: Do you can you name some hits that she that

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Speaker 1: she wrote? Only? Sorry, Yeah, it's just so everybody knows.

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Speaker 1: It's not just my weird recalling of a TikTok and

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Speaker 1: she miss Mary mac oh, did you feed my cow?

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Speaker 1: Stop and go? You'll sing a song and all sing along?

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Speaker 1: Miss Mary? That's legendary, is it?

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Speaker 2: Why?

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Speaker 3: Why where have I been?

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Speaker 1: It's one of these Miss Mary and mac mac mac oh. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: of course, with all these buttons that's her.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, of course, with all these buttons, buttons, buttons.

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Speaker 1: I mean, I'm taking liberties.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, No, it's funny. I need to hear them before,

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Speaker 2: because I don't. They don't announce those songs by title

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Speaker 2: when you're a child at the club, Yeah, at the

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Speaker 2: I was gonna say, tambourine playing. I watched LCD sound

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Speaker 1: Was very good in real life.

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Speaker 2: Yes, it was so fun His voice is better than ever.

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Speaker 2: And uh, it was such a diverse crowd. There's old

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Speaker 2: and it was at the Palladium. The Palladium a place

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Speaker 2: I've never been, and it was like being at a

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Speaker 2: a gym floor. And when you're standing on a gym floor,

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Speaker 2: unless you're a nerd, you dance. Yeah, And everyone was

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Speaker 2: dancing and I was felt high for days because of it.

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Speaker 2: Nice because I took drugs. Oh no, I didn't do

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Speaker 1: The drugs of music I had.

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Speaker 2: I had a.

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Speaker 3: Lemon spritzer, a mixer for something that was supposed to

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Speaker 2: Booze right exactly. That's what I do, bloody Marry mix

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Speaker 2: any of it. I do it, not just on an airplane.

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Speaker 2: All ginger ale on ground, now on ground, yes, yeah,

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Speaker 1: Real quick. Do you want to take a look up

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Speaker 2: It's always curious when the moon's out during the day.

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Speaker 1: It's a super moon. It's the closest the moon has

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Speaker 1: like only two thousand something something miles away. Or one

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Speaker 3: I mean, if there.

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Speaker 2: Were a witch here, we could ask her some of

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Speaker 2: that question about the moon.

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Speaker 1: Okay, that's a totally different character.

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Speaker 2: Hmm, I keep losing it. Well, there's so many witches

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Speaker 2: in the Covenant, that's true. The uh there's the clumsy witch,

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Speaker 3: There's one girl witch. And then there's the brain.

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Speaker 1: The Harry Poppins witch.

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Speaker 3: There's the grumpy witch.

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Speaker 2: There's a cat. Yeah, there's the man with the cauldron.

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Speaker 2: I'm thinking of the nerves. But yeah, I want to

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Speaker 2: I want to get a tambourine.

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Speaker 1: Now.

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Speaker 2: Guy, was he was good?

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Speaker 1: Was he the lead singer playing in tambourine the whole time? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Do you know how hard it is played tambourine?

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Speaker 3: Well? Yeah, and he was drumming with the drummer. The

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Speaker 2: But there was there was the last time I saw them,

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Speaker 2: It was more of a DJ a couple other people situation.

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Speaker 2: This time it's a whole band and it was amazing.

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Speaker 2: And that that song where he's singing about CBGB's and

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Speaker 2: all the bands that like uh, daft punk and all

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Speaker 2: these bands that they and yeah, they did Medley's from

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Speaker 3: It was so exciting. Man, it was great.

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Speaker 1: Did they do Don't Go yet?

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Speaker 3: That's exactly can't help now, don't you know. I'm never

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Speaker 3: gonna let you go?

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Speaker 1: Don't Go? Legendary Alison Moyer.

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Speaker 2: Alisoner I used to sing along thinking that because her

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Speaker 1: Sing the songs on this. Jim is literally smacking his

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Speaker 1: head with this.

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Speaker 2: Oh what will they do?

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Speaker 3: It'll just be silence.

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Speaker 1: No, we have to cut it out because you know,

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Speaker 1: you have to pay people if you say just.

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Speaker 3: So you know, there's been some silent moments.

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Speaker 2: That's because we can't stop singing hits from the past,

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Speaker 2: and we are now going to stop.

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Speaker 1: We'll stop. Don't stop.

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Speaker 2: That makes me think of three more songs they can

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Speaker 2: get us sued.

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Speaker 1: Oh what I was going to ask, was America's girlfriend

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Speaker 1: Nico Case playing in the band?

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Speaker 2: Uh No, she Nico Case is part of the New Pornographers.

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Speaker 1: God damn it, it's every time.

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Speaker 2: It's okay, it's maybe why I like, these are all

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Speaker 2: some of my favorite bands. If Nico Case was involved,

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Speaker 2: they remain my favorite because she's my favorite.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, she's incredible for me.

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Speaker 2: I got into Nico Case and then the New Pornographers.

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Speaker 2: I get into Ac Newman and then the New Pornographers.

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Speaker 1: Yep, you found them as individuals.

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Speaker 2: Yes, their solo work and that, and it's like, where

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Speaker 2: did this all come from? Oh, iconic Canadian indie rock. Yes,

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Speaker 2: it's the best if you haven't checked it out.

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Speaker 1: New Pornographers, Yeah, and O Case and A. C.

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Speaker 2: Newman and Broken Social Scene and Emily Hines and the

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Speaker 2: Soft Skeletons.

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Speaker 1: And while We're here and.

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Speaker 2: Wowweepees the weepies don't don't get me. Well, I can't

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Speaker 2: get started because I've never heard of them, but they're

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Speaker 2: going to be great.

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Speaker 1: They're Canadian.

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Speaker 3: I love I love them already.

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Speaker 1: I'm almost positive. Yes, Well, listen, the full moon is

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Speaker 1: a super moon this week is it? And the people

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Speaker 1: on TikToker are advising everyone just keep their mouth shut

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Speaker 1: because it's a time of fighting, and I have to

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Speaker 1: say I feel it. I feel the time of fighting

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Speaker 1: is privately.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's I mean that was going to happen, even

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Speaker 2: if the moon did something else this week.

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Speaker 3: Oh no, I know. I blame Starlink.

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Speaker 1: Fucking Starlink.

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Speaker 2: I mean, I don't want to sound like a conspiracy theorist.

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Speaker 2: But it's interesting, isn't it.

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Speaker 1: It's not good.

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Speaker 2: It's Starlink is owned by the guy who said collusion

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Speaker 2: with the voting is very real.

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Speaker 3: Just like a month ago.

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Speaker 1: I have to get rid of this car. I just

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Speaker 1: can't sit it.

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Speaker 2: You don't have to anymore. This sticker makes up for everything.

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Speaker 1: I really don't. I don't think it's enough.

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Speaker 2: It is, though, because so many people are in the

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Speaker 2: same boat. This will help others because they will see

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Speaker 2: the sticker on your car, and they too will google.

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Speaker 1: But I think it's a better move to just be like,

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Speaker 1: I'd rather not be in this car at all.

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Speaker 2: But it's it's a nice car, and it's done well

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Speaker 2: for you. The cars, I believe have feelings like Horville my.

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Speaker 3: White Buick Skyhawk.

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Speaker 2: I would say nice things to it. I say nice

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Speaker 2: things to my heart, and I think that that's why

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Speaker 2: I've never had any trouble. Now, I know I sound

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Speaker 2: like a crazy person.

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Speaker 1: They get it.

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Speaker 3: That feeds a cat human foods like a full hot

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Speaker 2: I speak to my cars indigestion. Yeah, we better put

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Speaker 2: an old top hat on him and tape a cane

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Speaker 2: to his paw. Look at our fancy you dance. Now,

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Speaker 2: dance your dumb cat.

451
00:22:25,119 --> 00:22:28,680
Speaker 1: He's farting his way through the dance from young Frankenstein.

452
00:22:30,880 --> 00:22:33,480
Speaker 1: What a wonderful idea.

453
00:22:33,640 --> 00:22:36,520
Speaker 2: Oh I almost did putting on the writs another lawsuit.

454
00:22:36,600 --> 00:22:40,720
Speaker 2: I know we're talking about crackers. Everyone dam sued by.

455
00:22:40,600 --> 00:22:43,119
Speaker 1: The crackers, crackers coming after us.

456
00:22:43,240 --> 00:22:47,200
Speaker 2: I think that this sticker buys you at least enough

457
00:22:47,200 --> 00:22:50,560
Speaker 2: time to find a car that you love, you'll enjoy

458
00:22:50,640 --> 00:22:51,440
Speaker 2: talking to well.

459
00:22:51,480 --> 00:22:54,640
Speaker 1: And I will say this to that point, this car

460
00:22:54,880 --> 00:22:58,720
Speaker 1: separate this car that was not made or developed or

461
00:22:58,760 --> 00:23:01,560
Speaker 1: anything by Elon Musk. The guys that founded this company

462
00:23:01,720 --> 00:23:05,959
Speaker 1: got like corporate rated out of the company. So the

463
00:23:06,000 --> 00:23:10,040
Speaker 1: real guys that made it are it's to their credit right.

464
00:23:10,320 --> 00:23:14,000
Speaker 1: And when I got in that car accident a couple

465
00:23:13,960 --> 00:23:17,200
Speaker 1: of weeks ago, there the guy was going thirty miles

466
00:23:17,240 --> 00:23:19,800
Speaker 1: an hour slammed into the back of me. I fucking

467
00:23:19,960 --> 00:23:23,800
Speaker 1: have no complaints. It got three scratches, and I thought,

468
00:23:23,920 --> 00:23:28,640
Speaker 1: oh shit, my my internal fascia is going to lock

469
00:23:28,760 --> 00:23:30,080
Speaker 1: up and I'm going to be in all kinds of

470
00:23:30,240 --> 00:23:33,879
Speaker 1: back pain and this and that, nothing nothing, So thank you.

471
00:23:33,960 --> 00:23:34,800
Speaker 1: That's sair.

472
00:23:34,960 --> 00:23:37,639
Speaker 2: I was afraid that a few days later you'd feel

473
00:23:37,680 --> 00:23:40,680
Speaker 2: a little little bobby pin in your back.

474
00:23:40,720 --> 00:23:42,720
Speaker 1: Right in my alla, up and down my spine. But

475
00:23:42,840 --> 00:23:46,240
Speaker 1: what I did, and I'll tell everybody this one in doubt,

476
00:23:46,400 --> 00:23:50,679
Speaker 1: take a nice long EPSOM bath, ebso salt bath. That

477
00:23:50,880 --> 00:23:51,520
Speaker 1: was the solution.

478
00:23:52,119 --> 00:23:55,720
Speaker 2: That's what everyone told me when I needed hip replacement surgery.

479
00:23:56,240 --> 00:24:01,119
Speaker 2: Have you tried eb some salts? But I'm in so

480
00:24:01,200 --> 00:24:04,280
Speaker 2: much pain that I'm thinking of bathing with an EPSOM

481
00:24:04,440 --> 00:24:07,800
Speaker 2: printer plugged in there.

482
00:24:08,440 --> 00:24:10,080
Speaker 3: There is a blemish in the center.

483
00:24:10,640 --> 00:24:11,680
Speaker 1: Please write that one down.

484
00:24:11,800 --> 00:24:15,840
Speaker 2: Oh that's thank you. I will, I will, I'll remember

485
00:24:16,600 --> 00:24:20,280
Speaker 2: the comedy. Yes, yes, thank you. I just noticed there

486
00:24:20,359 --> 00:24:24,000
Speaker 2: is a blemish on your bumper right in the center

487
00:24:24,200 --> 00:24:27,359
Speaker 2: from that. You were talking it down, but it's noticeable.

488
00:24:27,840 --> 00:24:29,400
Speaker 2: Look what can cover it? Oh?

489
00:24:29,480 --> 00:24:30,399
Speaker 1: Yeah, A good idea?

490
00:24:30,560 --> 00:24:35,800
Speaker 2: Yeah, so okay, now you're excited. God, I really forced you.

491
00:24:35,800 --> 00:24:37,800
Speaker 1: You had to kind of just build the bridge for

492
00:24:37,880 --> 00:24:39,600
Speaker 1: me to make it work. For the moment, I just

493
00:24:39,600 --> 00:24:41,080
Speaker 1: don't want to be one of those people that's not

494
00:24:41,160 --> 00:24:45,000
Speaker 1: doing enough, and it's like looking like you care, looking

495
00:24:45,040 --> 00:24:47,359
Speaker 1: like you're on a certain side when you're not is

496
00:24:47,400 --> 00:24:51,000
Speaker 1: not helpful, right, So that just is a concern of mine.

497
00:24:51,160 --> 00:24:51,960
Speaker 3: Yeah, I know.

498
00:24:52,359 --> 00:24:54,359
Speaker 1: Well, it's like getting to this time where it's like

499
00:24:54,440 --> 00:24:57,320
Speaker 1: we all were like, you don't go to Starbucks. We're

500
00:24:57,359 --> 00:24:59,760
Speaker 1: not going to Starbucks. Dan, You're like, you do that

501
00:24:59,800 --> 00:25:01,359
Speaker 1: for four months and you're like, can we get a

502
00:25:01,400 --> 00:25:04,080
Speaker 1: storms and right? And then everything's just kind of like

503
00:25:04,160 --> 00:25:06,679
Speaker 1: that where it's normalizing trying to make a move and

504
00:25:06,680 --> 00:25:09,159
Speaker 1: then just everybody being like, Okay, it's taken care of.

505
00:25:09,320 --> 00:25:12,560
Speaker 1: And now this is the day and age where people

506
00:25:12,640 --> 00:25:15,199
Speaker 1: have to fucking like vote with their wallet and not

507
00:25:15,240 --> 00:25:17,760
Speaker 1: support things that are fucked up, and like now it's

508
00:25:18,080 --> 00:25:20,920
Speaker 1: crucial and everyone knows it. I guess it's.

509
00:25:20,720 --> 00:25:23,080
Speaker 2: Funny if I vote with your wallet because I wrote

510
00:25:23,080 --> 00:25:27,840
Speaker 2: down everyone that I wanted to vote for, and I

511
00:25:27,920 --> 00:25:29,280
Speaker 2: did indeed put.

512
00:25:29,119 --> 00:25:31,120
Speaker 3: It in my wallet and pulled it out.

513
00:25:31,200 --> 00:25:35,480
Speaker 2: Did you in the booth? Yeah, I just I.

514
00:25:35,560 --> 00:25:38,520
Speaker 1: Just realized that, So you literally voted with your wallet.

515
00:25:38,680 --> 00:25:39,920
Speaker 2: I really did? You?

516
00:25:40,040 --> 00:25:42,200
Speaker 1: Better keep it up and put that vote for Comptrol

517
00:25:42,280 --> 00:25:44,399
Speaker 1: or back into your wallet, so you know when to

518
00:25:44,760 --> 00:25:45,480
Speaker 1: and when not to.

519
00:25:46,600 --> 00:25:47,800
Speaker 3: Excuse me for a moment.

520
00:25:47,920 --> 00:25:54,119
Speaker 2: Yes, right, joke about EPSOM printer plugged in bath water

521
00:25:54,840 --> 00:26:02,880
Speaker 2: period because of because of hip surgery needed period and.

522
00:26:03,119 --> 00:26:06,440
Speaker 1: Some salt baths recommended. Are you gonna be able to

523
00:26:06,480 --> 00:26:07,440
Speaker 1: reconstruct this thing?

524
00:26:07,680 --> 00:26:11,680
Speaker 2: Yes, I'm very good at these riddles I create for myself.

525
00:26:12,440 --> 00:26:16,679
Speaker 2: And it added what you just said when from salt

526
00:26:16,920 --> 00:26:20,600
Speaker 2: epsom salt recommended it even spelled it correctly.

527
00:26:20,680 --> 00:26:22,119
Speaker 3: See that one's going to be easy.

528
00:26:22,280 --> 00:26:24,679
Speaker 2: See the times that I wake up from a dream

529
00:26:24,720 --> 00:26:28,359
Speaker 2: and I'm like, that's a screenplay, and then it's just jarbled.

530
00:26:30,320 --> 00:26:33,119
Speaker 3: There are times I don't understand.

531
00:26:33,080 --> 00:26:36,560
Speaker 1: You're doing the the jiff pronunciation of jarboled.

532
00:26:38,840 --> 00:26:42,800
Speaker 2: I just a million dollar idea colon, and then it's

533
00:26:42,920 --> 00:26:49,080
Speaker 2: just jw HR four nine seven. I guess it's a

534
00:26:49,119 --> 00:26:50,399
Speaker 2: sci fi movie. I don't know.

535
00:26:50,840 --> 00:26:54,399
Speaker 1: It could be the serial number for that Ebsom printer

536
00:26:54,480 --> 00:26:57,960
Speaker 1: that you're taking into the bath exactly. I peeled yep.

537
00:26:58,880 --> 00:27:01,040
Speaker 2: Now that that is a funny way to go, though

538
00:27:03,920 --> 00:27:07,560
Speaker 2: I wished, well, I don't wish it happened while we

539
00:27:07,600 --> 00:27:11,520
Speaker 2: were podcasting, but I like to relay notable things that

540
00:27:11,600 --> 00:27:16,600
Speaker 2: happened while I was driving. And yesterday I was at

541
00:27:16,640 --> 00:27:20,199
Speaker 2: a light and this truck in front of me that

542
00:27:20,240 --> 00:27:22,119
Speaker 2: had a lot of stuff in the bed of the

543
00:27:22,200 --> 00:27:28,320
Speaker 2: truck had one of those yellow nylon like toe ropes. Yeah,

544
00:27:28,359 --> 00:27:31,919
Speaker 2: but it's a strap, and it was dangling way behind

545
00:27:31,920 --> 00:27:35,000
Speaker 2: the truck, like dragging behind the truck. And we were

546
00:27:35,040 --> 00:27:37,959
Speaker 2: at a red light and he started to go and

547
00:27:38,000 --> 00:27:40,960
Speaker 2: it got all taught and I realized my front wheel

548
00:27:41,119 --> 00:27:45,200
Speaker 2: was on the strap. So as he drove off, it

549
00:27:45,359 --> 00:27:48,480
Speaker 2: was serpentine. It was wrapped around all this garbage in

550
00:27:48,520 --> 00:27:50,720
Speaker 2: the truck. A blanket flew out and at the end

551
00:27:51,359 --> 00:27:55,119
Speaker 2: was a shop back that it was tied to, and

552
00:27:55,200 --> 00:27:58,720
Speaker 2: the shop back shot out of the truck, bounced off

553
00:27:58,720 --> 00:28:03,879
Speaker 2: my bumper and it was filled with feathers. No, I

554
00:28:03,920 --> 00:28:09,399
Speaker 2: don't know why it was so and he just kept going.

555
00:28:09,640 --> 00:28:14,040
Speaker 2: I tried, I honked, I you know, it kind of

556
00:28:14,080 --> 00:28:17,399
Speaker 2: bounced to the side. So I just drove. I didn't

557
00:28:17,400 --> 00:28:20,240
Speaker 2: want it was like traffic time in the center of

558
00:28:20,280 --> 00:28:25,120
Speaker 2: the city. But I do want to know the story

559
00:28:25,200 --> 00:28:29,240
Speaker 2: of a shop back filled with feathers. Oh my god,

560
00:28:29,400 --> 00:28:33,240
Speaker 2: maybe someone tore a duvet may but yeah, if it's

561
00:28:33,240 --> 00:28:35,159
Speaker 2: someone cleaning a chicken coop.

562
00:28:35,560 --> 00:28:37,840
Speaker 1: Could have been somebody that worked at the Perfect Parrot,

563
00:28:37,920 --> 00:28:40,200
Speaker 1: which is over on Riverside.

564
00:28:40,600 --> 00:28:44,480
Speaker 2: They were If they were green feathers, I would have

565
00:28:44,520 --> 00:28:48,560
Speaker 2: immediately thought that, but these were just it looked like

566
00:28:49,400 --> 00:28:53,440
Speaker 2: gray pigeon feathers. Oh, but they were all one color.

567
00:28:53,520 --> 00:28:54,640
Speaker 2: I am starting to think.

568
00:28:54,880 --> 00:28:57,360
Speaker 1: I think you're right about like a duvey or a pillow.

569
00:28:57,880 --> 00:29:01,240
Speaker 2: I would love it if someone was just cleaning out

570
00:29:01,280 --> 00:29:04,680
Speaker 2: a coop because of that. My dad once rented a

571
00:29:04,720 --> 00:29:08,200
Speaker 2: carpet shampoo for Ace Hardware when I was a kid,

572
00:29:08,880 --> 00:29:12,800
Speaker 2: and he I feel so bad thinking about it. They

573
00:29:13,120 --> 00:29:16,520
Speaker 2: my parents just got a new couch and love seat

574
00:29:16,600 --> 00:29:21,880
Speaker 2: and a new navy blue rug to match it, and

575
00:29:21,960 --> 00:29:24,280
Speaker 2: my dad painted a painting to match all this stuff.

576
00:29:24,280 --> 00:29:27,680
Speaker 2: We had finally had an adult, fancy living room set.

577
00:29:27,800 --> 00:29:31,440
Speaker 2: And my dad rented this thing. And not only was

578
00:29:31,480 --> 00:29:37,520
Speaker 2: it not cleaned, it was filled with shit. Oh to

579
00:29:37,680 --> 00:29:41,520
Speaker 2: the and so he's shampooing and it was just leaving

580
00:29:41,720 --> 00:29:47,480
Speaker 2: foamy shit like some a horse trough someone clean or it.

581
00:29:47,640 --> 00:29:50,360
Speaker 2: Even at the time, though I was young at twelve eleven,

582
00:29:51,000 --> 00:29:57,040
Speaker 2: I it seemed human to me. And that's yeah, just

583
00:29:57,080 --> 00:29:59,680
Speaker 2: because I wanted I had my fingers crossed that it

584
00:29:59,720 --> 00:30:00,600
Speaker 2: was a poop.

585
00:30:02,160 --> 00:30:03,000
Speaker 1: That's horrifying.

586
00:30:03,280 --> 00:30:06,800
Speaker 2: It was the worst, and it started my grave fear

587
00:30:06,920 --> 00:30:10,479
Speaker 2: of excrement. I just oh, it was the worst. And

588
00:30:10,560 --> 00:30:15,080
Speaker 2: my dad was so furious and confused, and I remember

589
00:30:15,160 --> 00:30:18,520
Speaker 2: him just in the backyard. It was just like a

590
00:30:18,600 --> 00:30:22,120
Speaker 2: gun shooting into the grass. He was just trying to

591
00:30:22,120 --> 00:30:25,000
Speaker 2: empty it out and he was gagging while swearing.

592
00:30:25,960 --> 00:30:27,160
Speaker 3: Oh, it was so funny.

593
00:30:27,760 --> 00:30:31,800
Speaker 1: Oh, really really unfortunate for your family.

594
00:30:31,960 --> 00:30:33,880
Speaker 2: Yeah. I wonder if he remembers that.

595
00:30:34,160 --> 00:30:34,960
Speaker 1: I bet he does.

596
00:30:35,080 --> 00:30:37,880
Speaker 2: That's something I'll wait for a holiday dinner text it.

597
00:30:38,080 --> 00:30:42,320
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, wait till right before you take the first buy.

598
00:30:40,760 --> 00:30:45,960
Speaker 2: It absolutely speaking of delicious gravy.

599
00:30:46,000 --> 00:30:50,520
Speaker 1: Father o, father, father, And if the witch was at

600
00:30:50,520 --> 00:30:52,080
Speaker 1: the dinner, I.

601
00:30:52,600 --> 00:30:54,880
Speaker 2: Was the one who willed it to happen.

602
00:30:55,360 --> 00:30:57,560
Speaker 1: It was a d and Gil High intervee.

603
00:31:00,240 --> 00:31:06,080
Speaker 2: Why do we invite Hagatha every year? So good?

604
00:31:10,560 --> 00:31:17,720
Speaker 1: It seems like comedy is going to become incredibly crucial comedy. Yeah, yes,

605
00:31:18,320 --> 00:31:19,920
Speaker 1: is coming two three years.

606
00:31:20,160 --> 00:31:24,400
Speaker 2: Yes, I mean it's the only hopeful thing I have

607
00:31:24,480 --> 00:31:30,440
Speaker 2: to say. Yeah, is I can finally all this all

608
00:31:30,480 --> 00:31:35,160
Speaker 2: this this material that I've had written already about Matt Getz.

609
00:31:37,560 --> 00:31:40,560
Speaker 3: Finally we'll have a phone home foam.

610
00:31:40,960 --> 00:31:45,800
Speaker 1: Finally we'll have a ship filled foam watching red cleaner.

611
00:31:46,000 --> 00:31:53,240
Speaker 3: That Ace Hardware rented carpet machine is so symbolic of

612
00:31:53,280 --> 00:31:53,920
Speaker 3: what's happening.

613
00:31:54,120 --> 00:31:55,520
Speaker 2: It is filled with the future.

614
00:31:55,640 --> 00:31:59,560
Speaker 1: It's very true. Also, we had an Ace Hardware in

615
00:31:59,600 --> 00:32:01,240
Speaker 1: my town, Rex Hardware.

616
00:32:01,640 --> 00:32:04,840
Speaker 2: It was called but it had the ACE logo.

617
00:32:05,080 --> 00:32:05,520
Speaker 1: That's right.

618
00:32:05,640 --> 00:32:08,080
Speaker 2: Yes, they were independently franchised days.

619
00:32:08,280 --> 00:32:12,280
Speaker 1: Yeah, so ours was Rex Hardware, and that was the

620
00:32:12,280 --> 00:32:14,240
Speaker 1: softball team I played on the first time I played

621
00:32:14,240 --> 00:32:16,480
Speaker 1: softball in Minis when I was like seven years old.

622
00:32:17,040 --> 00:32:20,480
Speaker 1: And so I had this T shirt. It's super perfectly

623
00:32:20,640 --> 00:32:24,240
Speaker 1: late seventies, early eighties. That's just a red T shirt

624
00:32:24,280 --> 00:32:28,440
Speaker 1: with this block white capitol writing that says REX Hardware

625
00:32:28,480 --> 00:32:34,040
Speaker 1: on the front of it, with no other explanation, nothing else. No, Yeah,

626
00:32:34,080 --> 00:32:36,719
Speaker 1: it's just the most perfect like this. That's what marketing

627
00:32:36,800 --> 00:32:39,880
Speaker 1: used to be, and that's how far commercialism used to go.

628
00:32:40,040 --> 00:32:41,600
Speaker 1: It's just like, oh, I guess we'll put our name

629
00:32:41,640 --> 00:32:45,120
Speaker 1: on it. Yeah, no picture, nothing fancy, yep.

630
00:32:45,600 --> 00:32:48,960
Speaker 2: One of my baseball teams there was a restaurant confusingly

631
00:32:49,080 --> 00:32:54,080
Speaker 2: named The Chicken Too, like It was a sequel to

632
00:32:54,120 --> 00:32:58,000
Speaker 2: the original The Chicken The Chicken Too, And that.

633
00:32:58,040 --> 00:33:01,760
Speaker 3: Was on all these shirts a losing baseball team.

634
00:33:02,920 --> 00:33:05,600
Speaker 1: But just through writing, yeah what font do you remember?

635
00:33:05,840 --> 00:33:09,360
Speaker 2: It was a classy cursive.

636
00:33:10,000 --> 00:33:11,400
Speaker 1: Okay, the chicken too?

637
00:33:11,720 --> 00:33:12,600
Speaker 3: The chicken too?

638
00:33:13,080 --> 00:33:14,640
Speaker 1: Was there a calm after the word chicken?

639
00:33:14,880 --> 00:33:18,280
Speaker 2: I was then on Hogiville and Jim Palmer Trucking?

640
00:33:19,680 --> 00:33:21,040
Speaker 1: Did Jim Palmer Trucking win?

641
00:33:22,320 --> 00:33:26,560
Speaker 2: I was never on a winning baseball team, and I

642
00:33:26,600 --> 00:33:28,120
Speaker 2: think that I had a lot to do with that,

643
00:33:28,160 --> 00:33:29,320
Speaker 2: since I was the pitcher.

644
00:33:31,000 --> 00:33:34,120
Speaker 1: I was just forced of hitch even though you weren't

645
00:33:34,160 --> 00:33:34,840
Speaker 1: very good at it.

646
00:33:34,960 --> 00:33:39,280
Speaker 2: Well, I was okay at it, I think I recall,

647
00:33:39,400 --> 00:33:41,440
Speaker 2: and I'm not trying to sell out any of these

648
00:33:41,560 --> 00:33:43,480
Speaker 2: other kids on the team, but there was a lot

649
00:33:43,520 --> 00:33:47,120
Speaker 2: of candy eating while looking up at the clouds.

650
00:33:48,000 --> 00:33:48,440
Speaker 1: How old?

651
00:33:49,160 --> 00:33:51,880
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, exactly, we're fifth grade?

652
00:33:52,640 --> 00:33:55,560
Speaker 1: Oh something, that's too old to be right?

653
00:33:56,080 --> 00:34:02,520
Speaker 2: Right? And then and then so it went miners, majors,

654
00:34:02,680 --> 00:34:05,840
Speaker 2: and seniors. So in the minor leagues, I was a pitcher.

655
00:34:06,360 --> 00:34:09,080
Speaker 2: Then they were like, wait a minute, you look like

656
00:34:09,160 --> 00:34:10,719
Speaker 2: a little kid, but you're thirteen.

657
00:34:11,080 --> 00:34:12,520
Speaker 3: You should be in the seniors.

658
00:34:12,800 --> 00:34:15,920
Speaker 2: I skipped the majors, and then I was in the seniors,

659
00:34:16,000 --> 00:34:19,240
Speaker 2: still the same size. I was all of a sudden,

660
00:34:19,760 --> 00:34:24,160
Speaker 2: there's guys like Jason Shanahan who became a pro baseball.

661
00:34:23,640 --> 00:34:27,240
Speaker 3: Player, growing eighty mile an hour pitches.

662
00:34:27,880 --> 00:34:31,920
Speaker 2: That none no kid could hit like grown men with

663
00:34:32,000 --> 00:34:36,799
Speaker 2: Harry Leggs, that had girlfriends that had made babies, that

664
00:34:37,680 --> 00:34:41,040
Speaker 2: grown men. And I was still a tiny kid with

665
00:34:41,200 --> 00:34:44,479
Speaker 2: beech fuzz. And I was horrified, and that's why I quit.

666
00:34:44,560 --> 00:34:47,200
Speaker 2: I'm like, well, I'm not growing at the same rate. Yeah,

667
00:34:47,400 --> 00:34:49,359
Speaker 2: that went into high school. I was playing with high

668
00:34:49,400 --> 00:34:50,000
Speaker 2: school kids.

669
00:34:50,080 --> 00:34:50,960
Speaker 1: Kyle Shanahan.

670
00:34:51,040 --> 00:34:52,640
Speaker 3: You say his name was Jason Shanahan.

671
00:34:52,840 --> 00:34:56,360
Speaker 2: Jason, Yeah, Yeah, he went on to play.

672
00:34:56,520 --> 00:34:58,160
Speaker 1: I feel like I need to see a picture if

673
00:34:58,200 --> 00:35:01,120
Speaker 1: he actually made it to become a professional baseball player.

674
00:35:01,200 --> 00:35:02,480
Speaker 1: I deserve to see he was.

675
00:35:03,000 --> 00:35:07,319
Speaker 2: Every kid was trembling because he threw so hard and

676
00:35:07,400 --> 00:35:10,040
Speaker 2: he was still young, so there was a good chance

677
00:35:10,040 --> 00:35:12,120
Speaker 2: the ball could hit you in the head and make

678
00:35:12,200 --> 00:35:12,840
Speaker 2: you die.

679
00:35:13,320 --> 00:35:17,320
Speaker 3: That's right, And so I was so scared.

680
00:35:18,719 --> 00:35:23,840
Speaker 2: Missoula Mavericks Baseball, Yes, he certainly. Yeah, he played for

681
00:35:23,880 --> 00:35:26,880
Speaker 2: the MAP. I think he like is back in town coaching.

682
00:35:27,040 --> 00:35:28,040
Speaker 1: But he made it to the making.

683
00:35:28,120 --> 00:35:33,680
Speaker 2: I'm surprised. I yeah, that's him. Look at that big

684
00:35:33,719 --> 00:35:36,680
Speaker 2: square job. But everything we all want.

685
00:35:36,640 --> 00:35:38,560
Speaker 1: Always are professional baseball.

686
00:35:38,560 --> 00:35:46,600
Speaker 2: Wow, that's yeah. Yeah he played Saint Louis Cardinals Florida Marlins. Shit, yeah,

687
00:35:46,680 --> 00:35:49,879
Speaker 2: I didn't even know that. Okay, now I feel better

688
00:35:49,920 --> 00:35:55,000
Speaker 2: about I mean Saint Louis Cardinals in ninety one. This

689
00:35:55,239 --> 00:35:58,520
Speaker 2: was like three years before that. He was already throwing

690
00:35:58,600 --> 00:36:03,160
Speaker 2: professionally fast. He was throwing harder than ady. I it's

691
00:36:03,320 --> 00:36:07,680
Speaker 2: just like, okay, it's it's almost like he can't be

692
00:36:07,719 --> 00:36:08,480
Speaker 2: in the little leagues.

693
00:36:08,760 --> 00:36:09,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, he shouldn't be.

694
00:36:09,880 --> 00:36:13,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, they didn't have the minor league team and Nola

695
00:36:13,160 --> 00:36:17,839
Speaker 2: the offspray, very popular.

696
00:36:17,360 --> 00:36:22,799
Speaker 1: Bird, incredibly catchy bird. Ye see the picture. No, Chris

697
00:36:22,800 --> 00:36:27,879
Speaker 1: wouldn't show it to me. Yes, classic, so.

698
00:36:28,320 --> 00:36:30,560
Speaker 2: Classic, good looks. That's why I didn't show you. I

699
00:36:30,600 --> 00:36:34,000
Speaker 2: knew you'd fall in love with my baseball nemesis.

700
00:36:33,719 --> 00:36:35,320
Speaker 1: With my best friend Jason.

701
00:36:35,840 --> 00:36:36,920
Speaker 2: He doesn't remember me.

702
00:36:37,120 --> 00:36:40,440
Speaker 1: What was Jason like? Did he know he was going

703
00:36:40,480 --> 00:36:42,680
Speaker 1: to the bigs? Was his family like all intensive?

704
00:36:42,760 --> 00:36:46,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, he had one of the loudest dads. That was

705
00:36:46,840 --> 00:36:50,280
Speaker 2: That was the hardest part is you're all these dads

706
00:36:50,320 --> 00:36:53,520
Speaker 2: are yelling at you like you're their son. My dad

707
00:36:53,560 --> 00:36:57,319
Speaker 2: wasn't yelling at me. He just was never did no.

708
00:36:57,960 --> 00:36:59,680
Speaker 2: And then one day I was like, Dad, I think

709
00:36:59,680 --> 00:37:04,760
Speaker 2: I'm skateboard. He's like, okay, yep, and the rest is history.

710
00:37:04,840 --> 00:37:06,960
Speaker 1: And then you get there and Tony Hawk's and getting

711
00:37:06,960 --> 00:37:09,880
Speaker 1: intense and flipping in your face and stuff.

712
00:37:09,920 --> 00:37:13,200
Speaker 2: Tony Hawk is not my dad. I've said it so

713
00:37:13,280 --> 00:37:13,840
Speaker 2: many times.

714
00:37:13,840 --> 00:37:17,200
Speaker 1: God damn it, Tony Hawk, stop bullying me, and do

715
00:37:17,360 --> 00:37:22,040
Speaker 1: your make your McNasty flip side? What is it like

716
00:37:22,080 --> 00:37:23,080
Speaker 1: a McDonald's one.

717
00:37:23,200 --> 00:37:26,360
Speaker 2: The mctwist, that's that was first done by Mike McGill,

718
00:37:26,440 --> 00:37:29,719
Speaker 2: but I think probably perfected later by other guys, But

719
00:37:29,840 --> 00:37:33,799
Speaker 2: Mike McGill still no one can dispute the mctwist is his.

720
00:37:34,040 --> 00:37:36,200
Speaker 1: That's his. Yes, he did it in front of the

721
00:37:36,239 --> 00:37:36,880
Speaker 1: bank first.

722
00:37:37,360 --> 00:37:37,600
Speaker 2: Yeah.

723
00:37:37,880 --> 00:37:38,960
Speaker 3: Uh yeah.

724
00:37:39,320 --> 00:37:42,080
Speaker 2: Ramp something I can't you know, a vert ramp? Who

725
00:37:42,160 --> 00:37:47,279
Speaker 2: add access to that? Vert ramp parts were just the

726
00:37:47,400 --> 00:37:50,400
Speaker 2: reason to push the fast forward button because we didn't.

727
00:37:50,719 --> 00:37:52,759
Speaker 3: We couldn't relate these kids, you.

728
00:37:52,719 --> 00:37:55,319
Speaker 1: Know me, Yeah you can't. You're like, I don't speak

729
00:37:55,360 --> 00:37:55,920
Speaker 1: this language.

730
00:37:56,000 --> 00:37:58,439
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm a streets kid. Yeah, I'm a street kid.

731
00:37:58,600 --> 00:38:02,240
Speaker 1: This is an indoors ramp builled kid.

732
00:38:02,520 --> 00:38:03,440
Speaker 2: Yeah, what does that mean?

733
00:38:03,480 --> 00:38:04,120
Speaker 1: They're just rich?

734
00:38:05,960 --> 00:38:08,280
Speaker 3: Just they're from California.

735
00:38:08,160 --> 00:38:10,799
Speaker 1: And they just immediately the second they're good at skateboarding,

736
00:38:10,800 --> 00:38:13,480
Speaker 1: they get funneled into some sort of a system.

737
00:38:13,440 --> 00:38:14,400
Speaker 3: Right, I think so.

738
00:38:14,640 --> 00:38:18,080
Speaker 2: I think they had vert ramps in like California and

739
00:38:18,160 --> 00:38:21,000
Speaker 2: Texas and that's where all these guys came from in

740
00:38:21,040 --> 00:38:25,760
Speaker 2: the eighties. But Montana, we had one curb.

741
00:38:26,560 --> 00:38:28,480
Speaker 1: You can get on that curb and you can get

742
00:38:28,520 --> 00:38:30,200
Speaker 1: your ass back off that curb.

743
00:38:31,320 --> 00:38:35,400
Speaker 2: Tony Hawk has a son, Riley, who is married and

744
00:38:35,560 --> 00:38:40,719
Speaker 2: just had a child with Kurt Cobain's Francis Francis Bean.

745
00:38:41,000 --> 00:38:46,040
Speaker 2: And so now there's a kid out there whose grandparents

746
00:38:46,320 --> 00:38:52,000
Speaker 2: are Tony Hawk and Kurt Cobain. Wow, that kid can't.

747
00:38:51,719 --> 00:38:55,279
Speaker 3: I'll never know, can't do anything like imagine being in

748
00:38:55,280 --> 00:38:58,280
Speaker 3: that position and you're just trying to order a scone

749
00:38:58,640 --> 00:38:59,600
Speaker 3: or you know.

750
00:39:00,520 --> 00:39:04,759
Speaker 1: Your day to day is just like always yeah, always going,

751
00:39:04,960 --> 00:39:06,000
Speaker 1: Am I cool enough? Now?

752
00:39:06,160 --> 00:39:09,160
Speaker 2: Yeah? Exactly. You can't go to Warby Parker and get

753
00:39:09,200 --> 00:39:10,560
Speaker 2: reader glasses.

754
00:39:11,360 --> 00:39:13,640
Speaker 3: Everything is judged. You have to be cool.

755
00:39:13,800 --> 00:39:14,160
Speaker 2: Yeah.

756
00:39:14,200 --> 00:39:16,640
Speaker 1: So much pressure, so much pressure, and so much like

757
00:39:17,360 --> 00:39:20,799
Speaker 1: your parents have you an ac DC onesies from when

758
00:39:20,840 --> 00:39:24,239
Speaker 1: you are three months old. Yeah, that moon is going

759
00:39:24,280 --> 00:39:28,439
Speaker 1: to something's going to happen. I'm just telling you, you are.

760
00:39:28,760 --> 00:39:33,800
Speaker 2: You are more obsessed with the moon than Jimmy Stewart's

761
00:39:33,840 --> 00:39:35,840
Speaker 2: wife on It's a wonderful life.

762
00:39:36,239 --> 00:39:38,120
Speaker 1: It's just really big and in front of us. And

763
00:39:38,160 --> 00:39:39,840
Speaker 1: I'm like, this affects people.

764
00:39:40,120 --> 00:39:43,680
Speaker 2: I will draw a picture of you lassoing the moon, Karen.

765
00:39:43,800 --> 00:39:48,120
Speaker 2: I know I can read through the lines clearly doing them.

766
00:39:48,120 --> 00:39:50,400
Speaker 1: I'm asking for you to paint that picture onto the

767
00:39:50,400 --> 00:39:53,319
Speaker 1: front of a grocery store. This holiday season.

768
00:39:53,360 --> 00:39:57,120
Speaker 2: I did a cameo and I pitched I don't know

769
00:39:57,120 --> 00:40:01,760
Speaker 2: why I did this, the idea of, uh, these cats.

770
00:40:01,800 --> 00:40:06,200
Speaker 2: The cameo was for these cats, and I was riffing

771
00:40:06,239 --> 00:40:08,759
Speaker 2: about the cats wearing different outfits and I'm like, that

772
00:40:08,800 --> 00:40:11,280
Speaker 2: would be a funny drawing. And now I'm just waiting.

773
00:40:11,719 --> 00:40:15,560
Speaker 2: I'm going I'm going to be asked to draw these cats.

774
00:40:15,280 --> 00:40:17,520
Speaker 1: Right, because you essentially offered.

775
00:40:17,640 --> 00:40:21,360
Speaker 2: I exactly yeah, And I even said, I you know,

776
00:40:21,440 --> 00:40:23,160
Speaker 2: I can't do it, and I held up my hand

777
00:40:23,239 --> 00:40:26,759
Speaker 2: and feigned a jiggly, uncontrollable hand. But I know the

778
00:40:26,920 --> 00:40:29,800
Speaker 2: order will be coming in and then I got to sit.

779
00:40:29,719 --> 00:40:32,080
Speaker 1: And draw, and then you have to fake that your

780
00:40:32,120 --> 00:40:34,919
Speaker 1: trembling hand has become still for the job.

781
00:40:35,280 --> 00:40:42,120
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, good thing I had these leftover still pills.

782
00:40:42,680 --> 00:40:46,320
Speaker 2: But yes, I'm trying to say yes tomorrow art. I

783
00:40:47,000 --> 00:40:51,719
Speaker 2: realize that's my retirement plan is to you know, just

784
00:40:51,800 --> 00:40:58,040
Speaker 2: sell paintings them. Yeah, it's it's It's better than you know,

785
00:40:58,239 --> 00:41:02,720
Speaker 2: handing out samples at Costco, is it. Well? I noticed

786
00:41:02,719 --> 00:41:05,960
Speaker 2: a lot of I know a lot of the people

787
00:41:06,080 --> 00:41:10,320
Speaker 2: in my hometown as like, that's my eighth grade teacher

788
00:41:10,360 --> 00:41:14,640
Speaker 2: and he's just handing out Tatino's pizza roles. Oh and

789
00:41:15,120 --> 00:41:20,600
Speaker 2: remember when you yelled at me and said crimea River Fairbanks.

790
00:41:21,239 --> 00:41:25,319
Speaker 2: Look at you now handing out tostitos Tatino's.

791
00:41:25,480 --> 00:41:30,240
Speaker 1: He's like, I'm an example of the criminally underpaid teaching

792
00:41:30,320 --> 00:41:35,320
Speaker 1: sector of America. Yeah, well, well you're happy.

793
00:41:35,440 --> 00:41:36,480
Speaker 3: He was very mean to me.

794
00:41:36,600 --> 00:41:40,360
Speaker 2: But then he saw me and he totally recognized me

795
00:41:40,400 --> 00:41:41,120
Speaker 2: and said my name.

796
00:41:41,360 --> 00:41:45,719
Speaker 1: I wish I said, wow, children, got told that people

797
00:41:45,760 --> 00:41:47,239
Speaker 1: are going to be mean to you, because I feel

798
00:41:47,280 --> 00:41:49,200
Speaker 1: like those first couple of times that like a teachers

799
00:41:49,239 --> 00:41:52,240
Speaker 1: mean to you, it's so shocking, Like I remember Missus

800
00:41:52,280 --> 00:41:54,959
Speaker 1: Patterson yelling at me one time when all I did

801
00:41:55,040 --> 00:41:58,080
Speaker 1: was take over this girl's science fair project and start

802
00:41:58,160 --> 00:42:01,120
Speaker 1: running at myself and she wasn't there because I wanted

803
00:42:01,160 --> 00:42:02,440
Speaker 1: to see it. It was really fun. It was just

804
00:42:02,480 --> 00:42:05,120
Speaker 1: a mouse trap game set up, and she came in

805
00:42:05,160 --> 00:42:08,000
Speaker 1: and started screaming at me, and it was so fucking

806
00:42:08,080 --> 00:42:11,520
Speaker 1: crazy and it was so shocking, and I literally felt

807
00:42:11,520 --> 00:42:15,200
Speaker 1: like like the bane, Like I felt like the worst

808
00:42:15,239 --> 00:42:19,800
Speaker 1: person in town, and like you should absolutely tell kids

809
00:42:19,840 --> 00:42:21,880
Speaker 1: before that actually happens to them, like, oh, if that

810
00:42:21,920 --> 00:42:23,279
Speaker 1: ever happens to you, you have to know that that

811
00:42:23,320 --> 00:42:26,719
Speaker 1: person's probably crazy or just an asshole, and you don't

812
00:42:26,760 --> 00:42:27,360
Speaker 1: have to worry about it.

813
00:42:27,360 --> 00:42:30,319
Speaker 2: You're right, No one preps you for that. No, even

814
00:42:30,360 --> 00:42:32,120
Speaker 2: in the class called prep for life.

815
00:42:32,760 --> 00:42:34,520
Speaker 1: Even in that class.

816
00:42:34,120 --> 00:42:36,680
Speaker 2: We're just baking. I thought you were going to teach

817
00:42:36,719 --> 00:42:37,800
Speaker 2: me how to pay taxes.

818
00:42:38,239 --> 00:42:43,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, and handle it when people have like aggression disorders.

819
00:42:43,600 --> 00:42:43,880
Speaker 3: Yeah.

820
00:42:43,960 --> 00:42:47,239
Speaker 2: I made the wrong note on my trombone and rest

821
00:42:47,280 --> 00:42:51,680
Speaker 2: Or Smart threw a pencil at it whizzed by my face,

822
00:42:51,920 --> 00:42:55,040
Speaker 2: and I remember saying, what if that pencil went in

823
00:42:55,080 --> 00:42:55,640
Speaker 2: my eye?

824
00:42:55,880 --> 00:42:59,760
Speaker 3: Then what? And he got very upset and left the room.

825
00:43:00,080 --> 00:43:01,160
Speaker 2: Said that I got him.

826
00:43:01,640 --> 00:43:03,240
Speaker 1: You fucking said that to the teacher.

827
00:43:03,360 --> 00:43:04,520
Speaker 3: Yeahss genius.

828
00:43:04,560 --> 00:43:07,839
Speaker 2: And miss Randolf once she took my pencil once and

829
00:43:08,000 --> 00:43:11,040
Speaker 2: broke it. She would grab me, pinch my ear, h

830
00:43:11,239 --> 00:43:14,680
Speaker 2: like that's some you know, little house on the prairie. Shit,

831
00:43:14,840 --> 00:43:17,839
Speaker 2: yes it is, grabbed my ear and lifted me up.

832
00:43:18,840 --> 00:43:22,680
Speaker 2: Cut to selling coupon books door to door when I

833
00:43:22,760 --> 00:43:26,399
Speaker 2: was fourteen or fifteen, My first scary job where they'd

834
00:43:26,440 --> 00:43:29,680
Speaker 2: dropped me off in a terrible neighborhood that they deemed

835
00:43:30,080 --> 00:43:37,040
Speaker 2: needing coupons, right, so there's always dogs. And I knocked

836
00:43:37,040 --> 00:43:39,120
Speaker 2: on the door and I recognized her right away, and

837
00:43:39,200 --> 00:43:42,120
Speaker 2: she was just like she was back when I was

838
00:43:42,160 --> 00:43:45,040
Speaker 2: a kid, and told me to get off her property.

839
00:43:46,000 --> 00:43:50,520
Speaker 2: And I said, you were my teacher in third grade

840
00:43:50,560 --> 00:43:51,520
Speaker 2: and you were really.

841
00:43:51,280 --> 00:43:51,719
Speaker 3: Mean to me.

842
00:43:52,040 --> 00:43:54,400
Speaker 2: And then I walked away and she just was silent,

843
00:43:54,680 --> 00:43:56,919
Speaker 2: and again I got her, Yeah you did.

844
00:43:57,239 --> 00:43:58,440
Speaker 3: It's all about revenge.

845
00:43:58,800 --> 00:44:01,560
Speaker 1: It's specifically teach sure revenge. So I think it's just

846
00:44:01,680 --> 00:44:04,279
Speaker 1: bold of you in this day and age, Chris. It's

847
00:44:04,320 --> 00:44:05,000
Speaker 1: a bold move.

848
00:44:05,840 --> 00:44:11,160
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, it's it's always Yeah, those those situations where

849
00:44:11,200 --> 00:44:14,960
Speaker 2: you wish you had said something and that comes to

850
00:44:15,000 --> 00:44:18,200
Speaker 2: you later. There's just a handful of times in the

851
00:44:18,239 --> 00:44:20,640
Speaker 2: moment I thought of it, and so I remember those.

852
00:44:20,680 --> 00:44:23,600
Speaker 3: But there are dozens of other times.

853
00:44:23,320 --> 00:44:27,560
Speaker 2: Where instead of saying anything, I was overly nice for

854
00:44:27,600 --> 00:44:32,160
Speaker 2: some reason. Yep, and you know, just just weird.

855
00:44:32,960 --> 00:44:34,839
Speaker 1: I remember I got a good one of those. There

856
00:44:34,880 --> 00:44:38,400
Speaker 1: was a person who I worked with who was just

857
00:44:38,480 --> 00:44:40,879
Speaker 1: look at that moon. I am telling.

858
00:44:40,560 --> 00:44:42,160
Speaker 2: You, it is impressive.

859
00:44:42,360 --> 00:44:44,160
Speaker 1: It's just gigantic and pretty.

860
00:44:45,600 --> 00:44:46,600
Speaker 3: What do you know?

861
00:44:47,120 --> 00:44:49,960
Speaker 2: And I'm assuming it's gas and we will go back

862
00:44:50,000 --> 00:44:53,680
Speaker 2: to your story. Okay, so doggy or that is what

863
00:44:53,719 --> 00:44:58,360
Speaker 2: was I saying? Oh no, anyway, how sometimes the moon

864
00:45:00,320 --> 00:45:05,200
Speaker 2: it's huge, like at night. Sometimes you're like, it's ten

865
00:45:05,239 --> 00:45:08,360
Speaker 2: times the size it normally is.

866
00:45:08,760 --> 00:45:10,600
Speaker 3: Why is it magnified like that?

867
00:45:10,760 --> 00:45:13,520
Speaker 1: Well, because it depends on time of day. But when

868
00:45:13,520 --> 00:45:16,359
Speaker 1: it's closer to the horizon, it looks bigger. So when

869
00:45:16,360 --> 00:45:18,960
Speaker 1: the moon is rising, it always looks bigger closer to

870
00:45:19,000 --> 00:45:22,480
Speaker 1: the ground, for because you're like because of the ratio.

871
00:45:23,160 --> 00:45:27,319
Speaker 1: But then also, as I said twice before, this is

872
00:45:27,360 --> 00:45:32,239
Speaker 1: a supermoon, so supermoons are closer I think. And then

873
00:45:33,200 --> 00:45:36,560
Speaker 1: as I also said before, this one is especially close

874
00:45:36,680 --> 00:45:39,840
Speaker 1: the closest moon has been to Earth in a long time.

875
00:45:40,360 --> 00:45:43,480
Speaker 2: That's because there are other times where it isn't a

876
00:45:43,560 --> 00:45:45,080
Speaker 2: supermoon or anything, and.

877
00:45:44,960 --> 00:45:48,120
Speaker 3: It's literally three times that size.

878
00:45:48,400 --> 00:45:51,160
Speaker 2: And I've seen it and I'm like, any why isn't

879
00:45:51,160 --> 00:45:53,520
Speaker 2: that on the news that the moon like And I've

880
00:45:53,560 --> 00:45:58,200
Speaker 2: heard that there are certain atmospheric gas situations that actually

881
00:45:58,360 --> 00:46:00,520
Speaker 2: act like a lens and magnified.

882
00:46:01,840 --> 00:46:06,920
Speaker 3: The moon, but that organically there's no gas.

883
00:46:07,120 --> 00:46:09,280
Speaker 1: That is just well, it's up too high.

884
00:46:09,320 --> 00:46:10,120
Speaker 3: That's a bigger moon.

885
00:46:10,280 --> 00:46:12,759
Speaker 1: And also it was already up there, which I love.

886
00:46:13,040 --> 00:46:14,840
Speaker 2: Do you feel like it's up too high today?

887
00:46:15,000 --> 00:46:16,840
Speaker 1: Yes, it's I'm very scared.

888
00:46:17,000 --> 00:46:18,400
Speaker 3: Everything's out of sorts.

889
00:46:18,480 --> 00:46:21,240
Speaker 2: Do we get knocked off our axes by US space

890
00:46:22,560 --> 00:46:29,719
Speaker 2: by satellite starlink? I? I just the moon is up

891
00:46:29,719 --> 00:46:31,200
Speaker 2: too high? Why is it so bright?

892
00:46:31,320 --> 00:46:33,280
Speaker 1: And it's kind of hanging over us in our face.

893
00:46:33,480 --> 00:46:37,279
Speaker 3: It's important to note that the sun is also out everybody.

894
00:46:37,560 --> 00:46:39,360
Speaker 1: And the yeah, it also rises.

895
00:46:39,719 --> 00:46:43,040
Speaker 2: Just as a general this is where it's all a lie.

896
00:46:43,120 --> 00:46:45,560
Speaker 3: We're in a giant Truman Show snow globe.

897
00:46:45,840 --> 00:46:48,120
Speaker 1: I mean, it's possible.

898
00:46:47,800 --> 00:46:50,160
Speaker 2: That moon is just painted on the inside of a

899
00:46:50,280 --> 00:46:53,840
Speaker 2: domed glass.

900
00:46:52,400 --> 00:46:53,640
Speaker 1: Just like like Las.

901
00:46:53,560 --> 00:46:56,840
Speaker 2: Vegas, round Earth, give me a break.

902
00:46:56,960 --> 00:46:59,399
Speaker 1: Did you ever see that? Was it a movie where

903
00:46:59,400 --> 00:47:02,479
Speaker 1: they're a second moon comes up and then everyone starts

904
00:47:02,520 --> 00:47:06,440
Speaker 1: freaking out. People think it's the end of the world.

905
00:47:06,719 --> 00:47:12,920
Speaker 2: Oh, I think you're thinking of Demi Moore's seventh sign.

906
00:47:13,640 --> 00:47:15,960
Speaker 1: Oh no, I saw that. This one is with that

907
00:47:16,040 --> 00:47:20,719
Speaker 1: girl with the long blonde hair from thea Ao aoa

908
00:47:21,719 --> 00:47:22,600
Speaker 1: the Oway.

909
00:47:23,200 --> 00:47:27,799
Speaker 2: From the oc I actually, yeah, I'm not sure it

910
00:47:27,840 --> 00:47:32,239
Speaker 2: would be scary. I mean, talk about the scariest thing

911
00:47:32,280 --> 00:47:35,960
Speaker 2: ever is suddenly there being more than one moon. What

912
00:47:36,080 --> 00:47:38,760
Speaker 2: would I would I don't know what I would do, right.

913
00:47:38,719 --> 00:47:41,000
Speaker 1: It's suddenly we're just like, what's now? What are the

914
00:47:41,040 --> 00:47:41,799
Speaker 1: new rules?

915
00:47:42,160 --> 00:47:45,320
Speaker 2: I just that's the kind of night there'd be two moons,

916
00:47:45,360 --> 00:47:47,719
Speaker 2: and it's like, wait, I have a show tonight. I

917
00:47:47,719 --> 00:47:50,560
Speaker 2: don't have time to address this, but everyone's going to

918
00:47:50,600 --> 00:47:51,440
Speaker 2: be thinking about it.

919
00:47:51,520 --> 00:47:55,000
Speaker 1: Everyone's gonna have a bit. You better write one. Yeah, no,

920
00:47:55,040 --> 00:47:57,160
Speaker 1: what would say about two moons?

921
00:48:01,880 --> 00:48:04,600
Speaker 3: Good one for me and my twin sister.

922
00:48:07,719 --> 00:48:12,680
Speaker 2: The witches often have as sister uh huh. At times

923
00:48:12,880 --> 00:48:20,720
Speaker 2: they're conjoined at the same cauldron. H yeah, I want

924
00:48:20,719 --> 00:48:23,080
Speaker 2: to lead a bunch of cherries. The other one spits

925
00:48:23,160 --> 00:48:27,120
Speaker 2: up all the pits. I'm, of course speaking of Susan Sarandon,

926
00:48:28,600 --> 00:48:31,880
Speaker 2: Sarah Jessica Parker hmm, and.

927
00:48:33,120 --> 00:48:33,920
Speaker 1: Michelle Pfeifer.

928
00:48:34,400 --> 00:48:41,400
Speaker 2: Michelle Pfeifer. The p contrary to popular belief, is not silent.

929
00:48:42,040 --> 00:48:48,400
Speaker 2: Michelle Pfeifer, get it in there. Yeah, I'm not remembering.

930
00:48:48,239 --> 00:48:51,880
Speaker 3: What you know, the Witch movie. I'm talking about the Eastwick?

931
00:48:52,040 --> 00:48:52,920
Speaker 2: Is it of east Wick?

932
00:48:53,080 --> 00:48:54,120
Speaker 1: Yes, it is.

933
00:48:54,360 --> 00:48:58,040
Speaker 2: It's I For some reason, that was the movie, not

934
00:48:58,080 --> 00:49:01,160
Speaker 2: The Shining or any other movie that made me very

935
00:49:01,200 --> 00:49:05,160
Speaker 2: scared of Jack Nicholson. Really, yeah, he really scared me.

936
00:49:05,320 --> 00:49:08,880
Speaker 1: Well he was especially like creepy in that movie. Yeah,

937
00:49:08,920 --> 00:49:10,520
Speaker 1: and like danger. He was the devil.

938
00:49:10,760 --> 00:49:15,640
Speaker 2: I think anytime you sexualize Jack Nicholson, you're gonna scare

939
00:49:15,680 --> 00:49:16,759
Speaker 2: me below the way.

940
00:49:17,080 --> 00:49:21,359
Speaker 1: Just keep it to the Lakers. Yeah that's about it.

941
00:49:21,520 --> 00:49:23,800
Speaker 2: Yeah, and turn into a wolf.

942
00:49:23,800 --> 00:49:26,160
Speaker 3: I'll watch that. Sure, I'm one of the only people

943
00:49:26,160 --> 00:49:26,879
Speaker 3: who watched it.

944
00:49:27,480 --> 00:49:37,840
Speaker 2: But who Michelleeruffifer's in per fucking everything? Uh, you know

945
00:49:38,120 --> 00:49:43,719
Speaker 2: my Favoriteffifer vehicle Married to the Mob. And I'm not

946
00:49:43,760 --> 00:49:46,680
Speaker 2: sure why. I think just because New Order was on

947
00:49:46,719 --> 00:49:47,400
Speaker 2: the soundtrack.

948
00:49:47,920 --> 00:49:51,480
Speaker 1: Oh really, Yeah, I like my favorite Puffifer. I think

949
00:49:51,560 --> 00:49:55,880
Speaker 1: is The Fabulous Baker Boys a lovely movie from the nineties.

950
00:49:56,160 --> 00:49:58,320
Speaker 3: I don't think I've seen The Fabulous Baker Boys.

951
00:49:58,560 --> 00:50:05,520
Speaker 1: It's Micheller is there, Bridges, both Bridges brothers bo oh

952
00:50:05,640 --> 00:50:08,200
Speaker 1: shit and Jeffrey goddamn it.

953
00:50:08,480 --> 00:50:10,920
Speaker 3: Oh it's okay. We didn't know that kid was going to.

954
00:50:12,680 --> 00:50:17,040
Speaker 2: These kids. I worry about kids at a at a crosswalk.

955
00:50:17,080 --> 00:50:19,000
Speaker 2: I feel like they don't know the etiquette and they're going

956
00:50:19,040 --> 00:50:19,759
Speaker 2: to jump out.

957
00:50:20,200 --> 00:50:23,239
Speaker 1: Well, y, I just.

958
00:50:25,360 --> 00:50:26,120
Speaker 3: I understand.

959
00:50:26,680 --> 00:50:34,759
Speaker 1: Everything's so impossible. I'm going, okay, that was a I

960
00:50:34,840 --> 00:50:37,640
Speaker 1: just don't want to see eleven year olds waiting to

961
00:50:37,680 --> 00:50:40,600
Speaker 1: cross ever near me. You just don't want it near me.

962
00:50:41,960 --> 00:50:45,279
Speaker 2: That's something I didn't see back in my day of

963
00:50:45,400 --> 00:50:49,400
Speaker 2: being eleven, uh, when professionals were throwing balls at me.

964
00:50:50,760 --> 00:50:54,040
Speaker 2: Kids jogging. He was a child out jogging right, and just.

965
00:50:54,440 --> 00:50:58,479
Speaker 1: Ma'am, Yes, it looked like a child jogging. And also

966
00:50:58,520 --> 00:51:02,760
Speaker 1: it was a child taking it's jogging very seriously because

967
00:51:02,880 --> 00:51:06,160
Speaker 1: it was checking his watch right as it stood there,

968
00:51:06,320 --> 00:51:08,600
Speaker 1: and kind of like it had like loose hands, like

969
00:51:08,680 --> 00:51:10,960
Speaker 1: it was in some sort of a jogging clinic. And

970
00:51:11,520 --> 00:51:15,080
Speaker 1: that's so la where somebody is making their child give

971
00:51:15,080 --> 00:51:16,960
Speaker 1: a shit that much of a shit about like cross

972
00:51:17,000 --> 00:51:18,360
Speaker 1: country jogging or something.

973
00:51:18,560 --> 00:51:20,880
Speaker 2: Yeah, when I moved here, I was I was jogging

974
00:51:20,920 --> 00:51:24,520
Speaker 2: through Hollywood all the time because I thought I needed

975
00:51:24,560 --> 00:51:25,440
Speaker 2: to get ripped.

976
00:51:27,000 --> 00:51:27,640
Speaker 1: Were you really?

977
00:51:28,000 --> 00:51:28,480
Speaker 3: Uh?

978
00:51:28,520 --> 00:51:31,600
Speaker 2: And one night, I it was like night and I

979
00:51:31,680 --> 00:51:37,600
Speaker 2: was running down Santa Monica Boulevard to the twenty four

980
00:51:37,600 --> 00:51:42,120
Speaker 2: hour Fitness Wow and Jillian Barbary from Good Day La

981
00:51:42,360 --> 00:51:46,759
Speaker 2: Sure was in the same position we were just at.

982
00:51:46,840 --> 00:51:48,759
Speaker 2: I was at the corner. She was trying to take

983
00:51:48,760 --> 00:51:51,280
Speaker 2: a rite. I guess I was a little too close

984
00:51:52,280 --> 00:51:54,239
Speaker 2: to the curb or no, it said walk and I

985
00:51:54,280 --> 00:51:57,440
Speaker 2: didn't walk right away. Uh huh, And she said go

986
00:51:57,680 --> 00:52:02,640
Speaker 2: you stupid motherfucker. And I was like, wait a minute.

987
00:52:03,239 --> 00:52:05,600
Speaker 2: And then the guy next to me was like, I

988
00:52:05,640 --> 00:52:09,279
Speaker 2: think that was Jillian Barbery And then I finished the

989
00:52:09,360 --> 00:52:10,040
Speaker 2: sentence from.

990
00:52:10,000 --> 00:52:13,440
Speaker 3: Good Day Live and he's like, yeah it was, And we.

991
00:52:13,600 --> 00:52:14,880
Speaker 2: Just laughed so hard.

992
00:52:15,520 --> 00:52:17,000
Speaker 1: That is fucking hilarious.

993
00:52:17,080 --> 00:52:19,400
Speaker 3: Yeah, it was amazing how upset she was.

994
00:52:20,280 --> 00:52:22,000
Speaker 1: She was having a hard day.

995
00:52:22,160 --> 00:52:25,000
Speaker 3: Well yeah, and yeah, she had a Portia nine to eleven.

996
00:52:25,840 --> 00:52:28,000
Speaker 1: She when also she had to get up so early

997
00:52:28,080 --> 00:52:29,479
Speaker 1: to do that fucking morning show.

998
00:52:29,680 --> 00:52:32,360
Speaker 3: I have no idea the stress of her schedule.

999
00:52:32,600 --> 00:52:36,120
Speaker 2: I am a motherfucker. If you only get four hours sleep,

1000
00:52:36,160 --> 00:52:36,719
Speaker 2: I'll take it.

1001
00:52:37,120 --> 00:52:40,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, for real. It's like that was her problem for sure.

1002
00:52:40,719 --> 00:52:45,000
Speaker 2: But still, yeah, she could just see on my face

1003
00:52:45,040 --> 00:52:46,920
Speaker 2: that I get eight hours of sleep every night.

1004
00:52:47,600 --> 00:52:48,000
Speaker 3: Surious.

1005
00:52:48,080 --> 00:52:51,120
Speaker 1: She's so jealous and she also knew. She's like, I

1006
00:52:51,160 --> 00:52:56,680
Speaker 1: bet you that guy does an incredible which voice, like heartbroken, I.

1007
00:52:56,960 --> 00:53:00,600
Speaker 2: Do one incredible one and a dozen bad ones. I'm

1008
00:53:00,680 --> 00:53:03,880
Speaker 2: keeping the incredible one for the end. Oh, I can't

1009
00:53:03,880 --> 00:53:05,000
Speaker 2: do it whilst sitting.

1010
00:53:05,400 --> 00:53:07,920
Speaker 1: Oh okay, yeah, so I think this will be the

1011
00:53:08,040 --> 00:53:09,160
Speaker 1: end of this episode, right.

1012
00:53:09,360 --> 00:53:12,880
Speaker 2: I think it probably will stay tuned for next week

1013
00:53:12,960 --> 00:53:17,640
Speaker 2: when I do that perfect witch voice you've been listening

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Speaker 2: to Do you Need a Ride? D y n E.

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Speaker 1: To to.

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Speaker 2: This has been an exactly right production.

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Speaker 1: Our senior producer is Analise Nelson.

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00:53:36,680 --> 00:53:38,120
Speaker 3: Mixed by Edson Choy.

1019
00:53:38,520 --> 00:53:40,400
Speaker 1: Our talent booker is Patrick Cottner.

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Speaker 3: Theme song by Karen.

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Speaker 1: Kilgareff, artwork by Chris Fairbanks. Follow the show on Instagram, Twitter,

1022
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Speaker 1: Thank you, Oh you're welcome,