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Speaker 2: Some people are very liberal with their restroom time while

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Speaker 2: at work. I can't think of anybody on this show,

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Speaker 2: but some people, and I can definitely see why you'd

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Speaker 2: want to spend a lot of time in there because

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Speaker 2: it's it's a nice quiet place. You can play games

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Speaker 2: on your phone, FaceTime your sister while you're on the can.

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Speaker 2: It's the only safe haven where your boss can't bug

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Speaker 2: you to do stuff.

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Speaker 3: Your sister still answers, that is.

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Speaker 4: And that's not true.

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Speaker 1: They still bug you.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's right. And until now, because we call a

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Speaker 2: guy to tell him the company knows that he's been

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Speaker 2: abusing his toilet privileges and we have an interesting, yet

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Speaker 2: strange solution to fix it. In your phone, tap right

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Speaker 2: now another.

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Speaker 4: Hello, This is Carl.

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Speaker 3: Hi Carl, my name's Lady Gwinevere.

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Speaker 4: Excuse me, who did you say you were?

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Speaker 3: I know, it's just what my parents named me. I'm

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Speaker 3: from HR.

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Speaker 4: I don't remember lady Gwinevere from human Resources.

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I'm based out of Atlanta, so we haven't met.

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Speaker 4: Okay, nice to meet you.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I was just seeing here. Your time card is

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Speaker 3: due today and I just wanted to know if you

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Speaker 3: wanted me to adjust it or if you were going

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Speaker 3: to because I do have the number right in front

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Speaker 3: of me.

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Speaker 4: I'm sorry, I'm not sure what you're referring to.

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Speaker 3: Well, I'm looking at it, and as you've put down

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Speaker 3: full hours for the week. Yes, so what come on, Carl,

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Speaker 3: we both know that's not true.

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Speaker 4: No, it is, yeah, having this today, you're correct.

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Speaker 3: About that, but you have been spending a lot of

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Speaker 3: time building a log cabin.

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Speaker 4: I'm sorry.

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Speaker 3: It's slang for using the restroom. Yeah, apparently you've been

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Speaker 3: in there a lot, and we recently set limits on that.

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Speaker 3: So you can find it in the company handbook. We

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Speaker 3: passed it out earlier this year.

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Speaker 4: There's no way it says anything about that.

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Speaker 3: Oh it does. Yeah, too. Many employees were taking advantage of,

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Speaker 3: you know, time and just going in there with their

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Speaker 3: phone while they were freeing the turtles.

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Speaker 4: I didn't do that, and it's weird that you're using

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Speaker 4: these type of references.

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Speaker 3: Listen, I have had so many conversations like this and

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Speaker 3: I just need to change it up. Okay, different words,

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Speaker 3: different slang saved me from the sporing job.

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Speaker 4: I'm not abusing my bathroom food is, I promise you,

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Speaker 4: and I think anyone should be able to use the

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Speaker 4: bathroom whatever they need to.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you know, I absolutely agree with you. They should

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Speaker 3: be able to use the bathroom whenever they need to

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Speaker 3: at home. And according to your direct supervisor, you are

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Speaker 3: one of the top violince and releasing chocolate hostages.

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Speaker 4: Oh god, can you stop doing that.

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Speaker 3: That's what I'm asking you to do. Stop doing it.

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Speaker 4: I cannot stop going to the bathroom. Okay, I have

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Speaker 4: to use it a few times a day. That's just

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Speaker 4: how a human body works.

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Speaker 3: We have an idea. When you feel like it's time

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Speaker 3: to squeeze a steamer, I just what.

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Speaker 4: What do you have? It's a soretus for pooping.

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Speaker 3: I'm just saying I need you to go to your

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Speaker 3: supervisor and say, put a clock on me for four minutes.

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Speaker 3: I'm about to park a custard.

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Speaker 4: Oh look, god, Oh my god. This is so gross.

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Speaker 3: But he'll understand what you mean. He'll give you a

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Speaker 3: thumbs up and then just be back before the timer

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Speaker 3: runs out and we'll all be good.

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Speaker 4: Oh my god, it's just so unprofessional. How am I

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Speaker 4: having a conversation with a human resources person who's using

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Speaker 4: just all this gross slang about going to the bathroom.

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Speaker 3: I'm just trying to relate here, Okay, okay.

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Speaker 4: And you shouldn't be telling me when I can go

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Speaker 4: to the bathroom.

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Speaker 3: Well, then you shouldn't be spending hours in the bathroom,

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Speaker 3: and then we wouldn't be having this conversation.

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Speaker 4: I'm spending hours in the bathroom.

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Speaker 3: It's not what you're worker, Dylan said. Okay, he said,

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Speaker 3: you're in there at least four times a day, bacon,

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Speaker 3: some brownies.

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Speaker 4: What does Dylan have to do with this? Why would

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Speaker 4: he do that?

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Speaker 3: Because Dylan actually wanted me to broadcast the whole thing

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Speaker 3: over the radio. What do he asked for?

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Speaker 4: What?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm not really an HR. My name's Broke from

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Speaker 3: the radio show Brook of Jeffrey in the morning. We're

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Speaker 3: doing a phone tap on you. Oh my god, i'd

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Speaker 3: be a terrible HR person. Your coworker, Dylan set you up,

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Speaker 3: he said. He said that you've been running late to

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Speaker 3: meetings because you're spending so much time in the bathroom.

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Speaker 4: Man, I'm not. Oh my god, you're not.

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Speaker 3: Come on, you can be honest with me. I'm not,

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Speaker 3: actually hr.

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Speaker 4: Okay, maybe some, but not as much as he's saying.

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Speaker 4: I'm not baked brownies.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, that's right. I'm just gonna advise you right now

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Speaker 3: to check with your supervisor next time you want to

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Speaker 3: give birth to a state trooper. Okay, oh, wake up.

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Speaker 3: Every morning was phone Tap weekday mornings on the twenties,

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Speaker 3: Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

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