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Speaker 2: I you wanna way back home?

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Speaker 3: Either way, we want to be there, doesn't matter how

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Speaker 1: Do you wanna welcome you back home? Tell us all

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Speaker 1: about it? We scared? Or was it fine? Malborn? Do

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Speaker 1: you need to ride? Do you need to ride? Do

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Speaker 1: you need to ride? Do your need to ride? Do

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Speaker 1: you need to ride?

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Speaker 2: Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 4: Ride with Karen and Chris.

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Speaker 2: Welcome to Do you need to ride? This is Chris.

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Speaker 5: Fairbanks and this is Karen Tilgareth the entire way. You know,

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Speaker 5: I do a lot of research whenever we have a guest.

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Speaker 5: I read the sheet and I was reminded of today's

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Speaker 5: guests comic book called Minor Threats, which made me listen

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Speaker 5: to Minor.

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Speaker 2: Threat the whole way nice, which is.

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Speaker 6: High octane, high energy punk rock, punk rock, which.

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Speaker 2: You know I'm into now.

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Speaker 1: Is that your new thing? Punk rock?

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Speaker 5: It has to sort of be, because I've been practicing.

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Speaker 5: I had another Curb Dogs show and we yes, I'd

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Speaker 5: say that so hesitantly. But I do karaoke with a

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Speaker 5: live band of songs. None of you have ever heard

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Speaker 2: It helped.

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Speaker 5: And then we rehearsed more than once this last time,

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Speaker 1: Man, I have to go to those shows.

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Speaker 5: I yeah, we have yet to do one that isn't

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Speaker 5: somewhere in Montana or Washington at a skate park opening.

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Speaker 5: But this was in a town called Big Sandy, which

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Speaker 2: Big Sandy, Montana.

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Speaker 5: It's where one of the Montana senators is from and

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Speaker 5: where Jeff meant from Pearl Jam is from Nice. And

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Speaker 2: Eight blocks wide and high.

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Speaker 5: And then all of a sudden, there he was on

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Speaker 1: So he moved back to his hometown, or maybe never

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Speaker 2: He goes back.

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Speaker 5: He lives a few places I think because Pearl Jam

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Speaker 5: I think makes good money for him.

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Speaker 5: And no, he's got like a skate team with little

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Speaker 5: rock and that is my story that I've started on

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Speaker 5: this episode of Do You Need a Ride?

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Speaker 1: I think at the end it kind of went down.

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Speaker 1: What would you be doing, sir?

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Speaker 1: He wasn't turning the wheel at all. He was just

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Speaker 5: There was no reason for him to turn that wide.

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Speaker 5: That car was twenty feet away. He just wanted to

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Speaker 1: It looked like he was looking at this huge median

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Speaker 5: His mouth was foaming, he was biting on a belt,

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Speaker 2: I don't, you don't.

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Speaker 1: I was more like, I'll kill you la style, yeah,

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Speaker 2: Style, or you just do it with your eyes.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and just kind of like any chance to kind

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Speaker 5: Yeah, right, that was one thing I got used to

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Speaker 5: in Los Angeles. That kind of aggression doesn't usually go anywhere.

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Speaker 5: People get very they'll honk their horn, they'll flip you off,

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Speaker 1: That's kind of funny because Los Angeles being how it is.

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Speaker 1: You're right, it's all fake threats from people who have

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Speaker 2: I'm start get home.

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Speaker 5: I'm starting to not even believe a lot on the

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Speaker 2: I grew up listening to you.

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Speaker 1: You think they were lying?

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Speaker 2: I think ice Cube was always are we there yet?

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Speaker 4: Ice Cube?

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Speaker 5: I don't think caps were busted ever, And I hope

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Speaker 1: Cube, Oh my god, Cube, if you're listening, I love you.

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Speaker 5: I mean I wanted your approval when we were both

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Speaker 1: Idea that you would. I mean, it's very natural to

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Speaker 1: want approval from ice Cube, yes, but to expect it,

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Speaker 5: That's I did not expect it. I went into it

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Speaker 2: They are not welcoming.

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Speaker 5: They are furrowed right, and they come up in the

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Speaker 1: And he also has those flared nostrils can like consistently

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Speaker 1: I love a resting bitch face. I love the energy

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Speaker 5: Yeah, and it'll stop me from going Hi. I'm a

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Speaker 1: But did you did anyone tell you? Did he watch

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Speaker 1: Wait. I mean that's understandable because you can't, like five

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Speaker 5: And I remember you called me before that set and said,

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Speaker 5: thank you for that.

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Speaker 1: You're welcome. I meant it.

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Speaker 1: But the nervousness is good because it's the it's the

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Speaker 5: I was doubting that sweater, and I right before I

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Speaker 1: Unsung crew members on shows daily shows where people it's

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Speaker 5: I thought it went well. I went to a bar

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Speaker 5: to watch it and it was just like, because.

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Speaker 1: You were talking about something you can't talk about.

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Speaker 5: I don't fully remember, but I didn't swear, and they

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Speaker 5: beat it like I said, shit, fuck ass poop.

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Speaker 1: Well huh, I wonder if you were talking about like

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Speaker 2: The said Jesus oh as an exploited.

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Speaker 1: But also that's so ridiculous that the stage manager would

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Speaker 2: Exactly?

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Speaker 5: That's what I'm saying, like it was his call, and

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Speaker 5: I don't think it is his call.

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Speaker 1: Well, but it would unless him doing that independently would

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Speaker 1: not be happening. It's the director talking through him.

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Speaker 5: Oh perhaps, Oh yeah, well then I'd feel better. But

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Speaker 5: I'm about to make a noise. Oh that was a

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Speaker 5: bodily function. A lot of people think I'm opening a soda,

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Speaker 5: but that was one of Chris's specialty fart. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 5: I have natures and that was one of my specialty signatures.

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Speaker 1: Called the barbecue.

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Speaker 2: Loves to play Frisbee or corn Ole.

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Speaker 5: I looked at it on Google Maps and so I

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Speaker 4: You did.

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Speaker 2: Okay, I think it might be here on.

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Speaker 1: The right, and it is okay, great, this is it free?

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Speaker 2: So yeah, I do my research. I look at a

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Speaker 2: picture of the home.

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Speaker 1: Creepy.

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Speaker 2: Excuse me. That was a quick pickup, Yes, it was.

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Speaker 2: My fear is.

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Speaker 5: That I've said everything I've said in the past because

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Speaker 5: I haven't patent to our our audience.

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Speaker 2: But it's been decades and by that I mean five.

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Speaker 5: Six years since I retold that last story.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I don't even remember that last story.

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Speaker 2: Okay, good yeah, yeah, yeah, good good.

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Speaker 1: That means to me, I'll immediately start criticizing you if

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Speaker 5: And I'm constantly in a state of fear because and

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Speaker 5: I thank you.

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Speaker 1: It's great for podcasting, it is.

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Speaker 2: It is. What would a mobile podcast be without fear.

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Speaker 1: Without fear and pressure? Yeah?

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Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah.

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Speaker 5: He does clubs and colleges across the country.

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Speaker 4: Everyone Alex Bennett.

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Speaker 1: Got up at to go down Alex Bennett or just

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Speaker 1: stay We're going on like everyone else on the show.

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Speaker 4: Depending, Hi guys.

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Speaker 6: Hi Pat are you still coming from Teluca Lake or

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Speaker 6: have you moved?

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Speaker 4: Karen?

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Speaker 1: I am also now where I am in the same

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Speaker 1: city you live in?

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Speaker 4: What Yes, we're like two minutes from each other.

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Speaker 6: Yes, everyone lives you. Seth Green and his wife lived

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Speaker 6: down here. Flannagan lives here. I like Seth Green, Seth Green.

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Speaker 6: Zoe Lister Jones is down the street. I see her

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Speaker 6: out on my walks, on my perambulations that you do

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Speaker 6: when you're fifty four.

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Speaker 1: And you got to move that.

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Speaker 4: There are a lot of flat streets here, a nice

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Speaker 4: flat ones. Noway, then I'll do that. It's my ankle.

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Speaker 1: My ankles can't do those hills.

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Speaker 4: I can go uphill, fight the downhill.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, Yeah, you're not yours. We're all warned

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Speaker 2: about going down.

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Speaker 4: Yeah. And where are you living now, Chris?

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Speaker 2: I am thank you for asking that you.

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Speaker 5: I was in Venice Beach for like seventeen years, and

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Speaker 5: I now live in Echo Park where they shot the

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Speaker 5: movie Training Day, right on those streets. Yeah, right where

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Speaker 5: Denzel's yelling at Ethan Hawk while they're front in front

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Speaker 5: of my garages.

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Speaker 6: So you went, you went from both ends of the

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Speaker 6: Bohemian spectrum, Vennis and then Echo Park.

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Speaker 2: Yes, I really yeah.

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Speaker 5: And I find it's covered to be friendlier and more

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Speaker 5: of a community. I love where I live.

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Speaker 4: Oh it's great.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's terrific.

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Speaker 4: The only thing I need to do.

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Speaker 6: If we could stop by Flair Cleaners on Laurel Canyon,

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Speaker 6: I'm going down there to all right.

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Speaker 4: Otherwise, let's just drive around.

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Speaker 6: Hell yeah, maybe go further up north Laurel Canyon to

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Speaker 6: where it's weird.

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Speaker 1: Should we go?

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Speaker 4: Where do you want to go?

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Speaker 1: I mean we could go there. We could also go

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Speaker 1: down mulholland we could do a little classic La drive.

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Speaker 1: Come around.

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Speaker 4: You're so right, let's do Should we do that? God?

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Speaker 4: Damn it? Yes, that's way better. You know what? Fuck it?

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Speaker 6: Make a left, I'll go. I can get Flair Cleaners tomorrow.

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Speaker 6: I got all day open.

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Speaker 2: We can do both.

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Speaker 1: We can do both.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, we can do it.

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Speaker 4: Well, let's do Mohan and we loop back around. We'll

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Speaker 4: grab it.

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Speaker 2: Okay, let's talk about David Lynch movies, and then we'll

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Speaker 2: go get your suits press. When did you get it done?

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Speaker 2: At the dry cleaners?

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Speaker 6: A bunch of shirts and a couple of them. I

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Speaker 6: had some labels removed because they have those. The gap

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Speaker 6: puts like fifteen unnecessary labels down on the right scene yep,

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Speaker 6: and they're just flapping around and smack and you when

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Speaker 6: you're walking around like, what is though?

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Speaker 2: That was Karen's call. Actually she used to work at

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Speaker 2: the Gap.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, for real, please explain to people how to

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Speaker 6: And then let's also have a pocket with spare buttons

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Speaker 6: in it for no reason. Yeah, because, as you know,

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Speaker 6: twenty somethings love to darn and sew.

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Speaker 4: That's what they always do.

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Speaker 2: I have never ever used those spare.

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Speaker 6: Button No, no, why are you giving If I lose

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Speaker 4: It's lost?

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Speaker 1: Or also you can just open your drunk drawer and

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Speaker 4: Exactly.

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Speaker 1: They're not rareer. Although thank you to the Gap for

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Speaker 1: even being that considerate, because you would think that they

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Speaker 1: would be like, get your own buttons, right, yeah, but

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Speaker 6: Yeah, and they also wanted to give gen X the

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Speaker 6: illusion that we were somehow self reliant. Here here's what

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Speaker 6: we've also added a little sew ink it great. Yeah yeah,

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Speaker 6: I'll be getting rid of this as well.

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Speaker 5: Take the needle, the tiny tomato pin cushion, and do

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Speaker 5: what all your grandma's taught you.

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Speaker 6: Well, I have a thumb ring with a little mushroom

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Speaker 6: cat that I that I needle pointed, and that's where

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Speaker 6: I keep all my supplies.

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Speaker 5: I wonder I would like to know on a calendar

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Speaker 5: when the last time a thimble was used.

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Speaker 1: I mean down at a like Milton Edies, you know

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Speaker 1: of my favorite things. I used to live by and listener.

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Speaker 1: Milton Edies is a very famous kind of Hollywood in Burbank, Yeah, Taylor,

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Speaker 1: where you can go there twenty four hours a day

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Speaker 1: and get your ship fixed, although it'll cost you eighty

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Speaker 6: Yes, but I bet they get a lot of meth

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Speaker 6: I'm gonna reorganize, gonna alter some things, Yeah, and they

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Speaker 6: take them off. I used to go to Milton Eaties

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Speaker 1: I remember, I remember Danny Sebaios for do I remember

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Speaker 2: I remember the name, and I don't even know Danny Si.

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Speaker 4: He was. Oh boy, he's the.

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Speaker 1: Greatest non stand up comic hangout person in our group.

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Speaker 6: Yeah. He was one of the there's that weird subgroup

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Speaker 1: Yeah, he was that guy. And him when he and

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Speaker 4: They were challenged dresses.

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Speaker 1: They were challenged dresses of what do you actually want

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Speaker 1: So I immediately went on the most intense starvation diet,

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Speaker 6: Oh god, whoa okay, Karen, Karen, Karen juice, let me

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Speaker 1: But I had to take that dress. So I was

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Speaker 1: doing it thinking, oh, hopefully I can just like my

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Speaker 4: Whatever.

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Speaker 1: I had to take that dress into Milton Eaties and

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Speaker 1: get it. This woman's like folding the things over going,

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, why did you buy the dress so big?

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Speaker 1: And I'm like, I can't explain this now, I can't

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Speaker 2: Wo look at this ankle rolling vista.

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Speaker 1: Get up there, climb up there, you little goats.

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Speaker 4: I remember Karen and I were in Seattle for some reason.

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Speaker 7: Shoes would say great word to say in Terry Lewis,

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Speaker 7: But Danny would do this character called the Contessa and

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Speaker 4: And we were. We were in some.

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Speaker 6: Vintage clothing store and we saw a hat and we

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Speaker 1: That guy was that because normally the hat that he

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Speaker 1: Where we were at a party at Laura Milligan's house

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Speaker 4: Exactly why isn't everyone paying attention to me?

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Speaker 1: And remember when I think you actually put in a

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Speaker 1: you people don't Yes, that's right, he was so mad

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Speaker 4: Oh oh god, yeah, he boy. When he would get drunk,

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Speaker 6: I remember seeing John Mattat like carrying him out of

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Speaker 4: Oh my god, what was the place the cat in

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Speaker 6: Oh yeah, like literally like he had picked up a

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Speaker 4: We're changing the mannequins. He would like pick.

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Speaker 6: Danny was so slim and light. Yeah, you could just

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Speaker 4: Somewhere you can't walk and so amored. Oh my god, Danny,

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Speaker 1: He's still married and his wife is a musicologist. She

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Speaker 2: Yeah, so it just does sets it's skyline.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, or he goes he goes to the local supermarket,

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Speaker 4: Yeah, my god.

452
00:21:26,880 --> 00:21:29,280
Speaker 1: I miss that. I miss people doing characters.

453
00:21:29,640 --> 00:21:30,359
Speaker 4: Yeah we would.

454
00:21:30,359 --> 00:21:35,280
Speaker 6: There was always people would go into just whatever at

455
00:21:35,320 --> 00:21:38,760
Speaker 6: a party and it didn't have to necessarily go anywhere.

456
00:21:39,760 --> 00:21:42,879
Speaker 5: But yeah, I miss that too, Like during stand up,

457
00:21:42,960 --> 00:21:46,239
Speaker 5: not as a TikTok persona.

458
00:21:46,359 --> 00:21:48,359
Speaker 6: And again you know what, And it was all it

459
00:21:48,440 --> 00:21:53,520
Speaker 6: was truly for ourselves because we weren't tiktoking or posting shit, right,

460
00:21:53,560 --> 00:21:56,080
Speaker 6: it was just we're amusing ourselves right now, yes, and

461
00:21:56,119 --> 00:21:57,560
Speaker 6: this is all going into the ether.

462
00:21:58,240 --> 00:22:00,399
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was the big because every thing was a

463
00:22:00,400 --> 00:22:02,600
Speaker 1: big riff contest. So it was like, what can you

464
00:22:02,680 --> 00:22:05,960
Speaker 1: bring if you're just going to do regular hard jokes?

465
00:22:06,040 --> 00:22:10,160
Speaker 1: Will then stand over there because I'm about to unveil

466
00:22:10,240 --> 00:22:11,080
Speaker 1: my new character.

467
00:22:12,640 --> 00:22:17,000
Speaker 5: You're right, there was a time as weird as I

468
00:22:17,080 --> 00:22:20,440
Speaker 5: and not well received occasionally as I can be in

469
00:22:20,960 --> 00:22:25,800
Speaker 5: a mainstream setting. I felt sometimes like I was some

470
00:22:25,960 --> 00:22:28,439
Speaker 5: road hack because I was wanting to do my bits

471
00:22:28,640 --> 00:22:30,400
Speaker 5: and everyone else was like, well, I bought a.

472
00:22:30,359 --> 00:22:31,200
Speaker 2: Box of crackers.

473
00:22:31,400 --> 00:22:35,359
Speaker 5: I'm going to be the Rits because I just picked

474
00:22:35,359 --> 00:22:40,080
Speaker 5: these up, and I felt and I'm just talking about

475
00:22:40,080 --> 00:22:43,720
Speaker 5: way later. For me, it just used to be an embar. Yeah,

476
00:22:44,480 --> 00:22:47,240
Speaker 5: I am I putting am I. I memorized all these

477
00:22:47,280 --> 00:22:50,919
Speaker 5: things and then the next week I could just be

478
00:22:51,119 --> 00:22:53,680
Speaker 5: chewing it at the comedy store.

479
00:22:53,840 --> 00:22:54,440
Speaker 2: I liked that.

480
00:22:54,480 --> 00:22:56,120
Speaker 4: There's that right, Yeah.

481
00:22:56,240 --> 00:22:58,240
Speaker 6: I remember there was a There used to be a

482
00:22:58,280 --> 00:23:00,760
Speaker 6: message board called a Special Thing, and it was kind of.

483
00:23:01,320 --> 00:23:02,919
Speaker 4: Very mbar Largo centric.

484
00:23:03,000 --> 00:23:06,159
Speaker 6: Yeah, all the all the m bar Largo fans, like

485
00:23:06,200 --> 00:23:09,480
Speaker 6: the alt comedy fan base was on this message board,

486
00:23:09,520 --> 00:23:11,639
Speaker 6: and a lot of us would go on there and

487
00:23:11,760 --> 00:23:14,200
Speaker 6: just you know, answer fans and talked about something.

488
00:23:14,600 --> 00:23:15,840
Speaker 4: But I would remember them.

489
00:23:15,840 --> 00:23:18,520
Speaker 6: They would review MBAR shows every week like you would

490
00:23:18,560 --> 00:23:20,639
Speaker 6: do the Nbar and you'd come home and go on

491
00:23:20,640 --> 00:23:22,680
Speaker 6: that messag board. Like an hour later someone had written

492
00:23:22,760 --> 00:23:26,800
Speaker 6: up the entire show. Yes, but I remember one night

493
00:23:27,280 --> 00:23:29,320
Speaker 6: and this is no slam on anyone in this, but

494
00:23:30,160 --> 00:23:32,840
Speaker 6: it was. It was a night where everyone went up

495
00:23:32,880 --> 00:23:34,960
Speaker 6: and just absolutely killed.

496
00:23:35,280 --> 00:23:36,040
Speaker 4: Boom boom boom.

497
00:23:36,119 --> 00:23:38,080
Speaker 6: And David Cross went up and he was trying a

498
00:23:38,080 --> 00:23:40,359
Speaker 6: bu He goes, I'm trying a much new stuff because

499
00:23:40,400 --> 00:23:42,200
Speaker 6: he was working on a new special and a lot

500
00:23:42,240 --> 00:23:44,920
Speaker 6: of the new stuff just didn't work. He just didn't land.

501
00:23:44,920 --> 00:23:47,919
Speaker 6: He didn't have a great set. Still David Cross, still funny,

502
00:23:47,960 --> 00:23:50,640
Speaker 6: but it just didn't work. And so this guy wrote

503
00:23:50,640 --> 00:23:52,800
Speaker 6: there's a review and he's like the only you know.

504
00:23:53,240 --> 00:23:57,040
Speaker 4: Everyone else went up all prepared and rehearsed, and it

505
00:23:57,119 --> 00:24:00,840
Speaker 4: was disgusting. The only real comedian that night was David Cross.

506
00:24:00,920 --> 00:24:04,480
Speaker 6: It was like he didn't but it was that ethos

507
00:24:04,480 --> 00:24:05,719
Speaker 6: had leaked into the board.

508
00:24:05,920 --> 00:24:09,680
Speaker 4: Yeah, like they anyone can go up and just get lashed.

509
00:24:09,800 --> 00:24:12,480
Speaker 4: Actually no, you can't. Then that whole point of comedy.

510
00:24:12,640 --> 00:24:13,760
Speaker 4: That's the hard thing to do.

511
00:24:13,920 --> 00:24:15,200
Speaker 1: So it's quite rehearsed.

512
00:24:15,480 --> 00:24:19,080
Speaker 2: Yes, was the review written by like David X.

513
00:24:21,800 --> 00:24:23,600
Speaker 4: I don't think he ever went on those boards, don't do.

514
00:24:23,720 --> 00:24:27,760
Speaker 6: There were some like very specific personalities that came out

515
00:24:27,800 --> 00:24:29,920
Speaker 6: of that board that I feel a lot of them

516
00:24:29,960 --> 00:24:33,600
Speaker 6: probably went all right years rolled on just as they

517
00:24:33,600 --> 00:24:37,600
Speaker 6: became more disaffected, they suddenly just started posting on once

518
00:24:37,680 --> 00:24:38,439
Speaker 6: that board closed.

519
00:24:38,440 --> 00:24:41,159
Speaker 4: They're like, well, I guess it's storm front for me.

520
00:24:42,840 --> 00:24:47,080
Speaker 5: How much is it to fly to Washington, DC? Yeah,

521
00:24:47,240 --> 00:24:49,960
Speaker 5: I used to search for my name on there. I

522
00:24:50,880 --> 00:24:54,400
Speaker 5: just I totally forgot about that until you brought it up,

523
00:24:54,680 --> 00:24:57,560
Speaker 5: and oh yeah, oh yeah, that person kind of said

524
00:24:57,600 --> 00:24:59,520
Speaker 5: something nice, and I'd think about it.

525
00:25:00,640 --> 00:25:03,720
Speaker 6: You could always see the early There were always rough

526
00:25:03,800 --> 00:25:07,320
Speaker 6: drafts of the Internet out there. They just weren't there yet.

527
00:25:07,680 --> 00:25:09,879
Speaker 6: Like I remember when there's when I was living in

528
00:25:09,960 --> 00:25:12,200
Speaker 6: San Francisco. You I don't know if you ever did this, Karen,

529
00:25:12,240 --> 00:25:14,359
Speaker 6: but there was a thing in the cafes for a

530
00:25:14,359 --> 00:25:18,000
Speaker 6: while called the coffee Net and they were these little stations,

531
00:25:18,040 --> 00:25:21,119
Speaker 6: little keyboards with a screen and you fed a quarter

532
00:25:21,240 --> 00:25:24,520
Speaker 6: into a slot and then you could chat. It was

533
00:25:24,560 --> 00:25:26,439
Speaker 6: just a chat room. And there were other monitors and

534
00:25:26,520 --> 00:25:29,280
Speaker 6: keyboards in other coffee shops. That's all it was, so

535
00:25:29,280 --> 00:25:31,480
Speaker 6: there was never more than twelve people in the chat room,

536
00:25:31,880 --> 00:25:35,000
Speaker 6: but Blaine and I and Mark Marin would put a

537
00:25:35,119 --> 00:25:37,879
Speaker 6: stack of like we were immediately addicted to this, and

538
00:25:38,560 --> 00:25:40,720
Speaker 6: you would think that I would observe, like, wait a minute,

539
00:25:40,800 --> 00:25:43,320
Speaker 6: I'm in a coffee shop with my friends and I'd

540
00:25:43,400 --> 00:25:47,359
Speaker 6: rather feed quarters and just type non sequitors at these

541
00:25:47,640 --> 00:25:51,399
Speaker 6: random people. There's clearly money in this. Yeah, and I

542
00:25:51,480 --> 00:25:55,280
Speaker 6: just didn't even bother. Yeah, this will never catch on.

543
00:25:55,800 --> 00:25:57,840
Speaker 6: Hang on, I need this five dollars. Can I get

544
00:25:57,880 --> 00:25:59,240
Speaker 6: this in quarters? This five dollar bill?

545
00:25:59,280 --> 00:26:00,720
Speaker 4: Thank you part of it.

546
00:26:00,640 --> 00:26:03,160
Speaker 1: That they figured out a way to make you pay

547
00:26:03,240 --> 00:26:06,280
Speaker 1: for it, like that is hilarious, Like, yeah, a quarter.

548
00:26:06,600 --> 00:26:08,199
Speaker 4: It was like playing a video. A quarter got you

549
00:26:08,240 --> 00:26:08,760
Speaker 4: ten minutes.

550
00:26:09,359 --> 00:26:11,919
Speaker 6: And we would sit there and just and I was

551
00:26:13,359 --> 00:26:17,880
Speaker 6: I think we had different names. I think I forgot

552
00:26:17,920 --> 00:26:19,479
Speaker 6: what I But we would go on and just like

553
00:26:20,240 --> 00:26:22,000
Speaker 6: start talking and then you get into arguments, and the

554
00:26:22,119 --> 00:26:25,160
Speaker 6: arguments were but apparently back in the seventies and eighties,

555
00:26:25,200 --> 00:26:26,360
Speaker 6: weren't their party.

556
00:26:26,040 --> 00:26:27,639
Speaker 1: Lines on the phone.

557
00:26:27,760 --> 00:26:29,800
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, and you could call up and just talk

558
00:26:29,840 --> 00:26:30,240
Speaker 4: to people.

559
00:26:30,320 --> 00:26:32,159
Speaker 1: Yeap. That turned into the sex lines.

560
00:26:32,640 --> 00:26:33,080
Speaker 4: Yeah, like.

561
00:26:37,320 --> 00:26:42,399
Speaker 6: Thousands of women are waiting to talk to me. Wow, wow,

562
00:26:43,600 --> 00:26:47,560
Speaker 6: remember that. There's a scene in I think it's Shortcuts.

563
00:26:47,720 --> 00:26:50,520
Speaker 6: Jennifer Jason Ley is a phone sex operator where people

564
00:26:50,560 --> 00:26:54,600
Speaker 6: just call up and she's saying the most filthy stuff

565
00:26:54,600 --> 00:26:56,920
Speaker 6: and her either boyfriend or husband played by Chris penn

566
00:26:57,680 --> 00:27:00,960
Speaker 6: is clearly like she's making a lot of money for them,

567
00:27:00,960 --> 00:27:01,960
Speaker 6: and he's like, why don't.

568
00:27:01,760 --> 00:27:04,000
Speaker 4: You never talk that way to me? Because it's disgusting,

569
00:27:04,160 --> 00:27:05,440
Speaker 4: Like she's.

570
00:27:05,200 --> 00:27:08,679
Speaker 6: Not personally attached to it, but it's like that's probably

571
00:27:08,720 --> 00:27:10,480
Speaker 6: who you're talking to when you're on the sex lines.

572
00:27:10,560 --> 00:27:13,280
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, I had a friend who did

573
00:27:13,280 --> 00:27:17,919
Speaker 1: that really yeah, because it was really good money. So

574
00:27:18,040 --> 00:27:19,600
Speaker 1: all of a sudden, it's like, yeah, you don't have

575
00:27:19,640 --> 00:27:21,960
Speaker 1: to go be a waitress for eight hours. You can

576
00:27:22,040 --> 00:27:24,719
Speaker 1: just do this for two and as long as you're

577
00:27:24,760 --> 00:27:26,840
Speaker 1: willing to just be kind of gross and some guys

578
00:27:26,840 --> 00:27:29,520
Speaker 1: being gross back to you, you make a bank. My

579
00:27:29,640 --> 00:27:32,080
Speaker 1: friend was just like, yeah, who gives a ship. I'd

580
00:27:32,119 --> 00:27:35,920
Speaker 1: way rather get this big payout and it's like worth

581
00:27:35,920 --> 00:27:36,359
Speaker 1: her time.

582
00:27:36,800 --> 00:27:39,159
Speaker 6: Yeah, well that's like all the I don't know if

583
00:27:39,160 --> 00:27:42,160
Speaker 6: those still exist. Cam girls, web girls, Oh yeah, wasn't

584
00:27:42,160 --> 00:27:42,760
Speaker 6: that a whole thing?

585
00:27:43,840 --> 00:27:47,560
Speaker 1: Yes, I mean that's now it's like the only fans accounts, right, yeah.

586
00:27:47,520 --> 00:27:48,240
Speaker 4: Oh that's right.

587
00:27:48,720 --> 00:27:50,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, don't pretend you don't know.

588
00:27:52,680 --> 00:27:55,520
Speaker 4: This is this is fucking oh, this is mortifying.

589
00:27:56,400 --> 00:27:59,159
Speaker 6: Right When only fans started, when I had heard the

590
00:27:59,240 --> 00:28:02,879
Speaker 6: term only fans, but I didn't know yet that it

591
00:28:02,920 --> 00:28:06,719
Speaker 6: was for porn. I just thought only fans artists have

592
00:28:06,760 --> 00:28:09,320
Speaker 6: a page and people paid to see your new work.

593
00:28:09,400 --> 00:28:13,240
Speaker 6: And I was talking with Amy Mann and she was like, yeah,

594
00:28:13,240 --> 00:28:14,840
Speaker 6: I'm trying to put this new album out, but you know,

595
00:28:14,840 --> 00:28:17,800
Speaker 6: you gotta the labels are all collapsing, and you know,

596
00:28:17,840 --> 00:28:19,080
Speaker 6: I don't know how to get the word out.

597
00:28:19,080 --> 00:28:20,399
Speaker 4: And then I just said, well, you should start an

598
00:28:20,400 --> 00:28:21,240
Speaker 4: only fans.

599
00:28:20,960 --> 00:28:24,119
Speaker 6: Page, like in my mind, thinking because that's where you

600
00:28:24,240 --> 00:28:27,439
Speaker 6: put She's like, what, I go where you put your

601
00:28:27,480 --> 00:28:27,800
Speaker 6: music on?

602
00:28:27,880 --> 00:28:31,040
Speaker 4: She goes, do you know what? Only know? But what?

603
00:28:31,200 --> 00:28:33,400
Speaker 4: And the kid to explain. I'm like, oh jesus, right,

604
00:28:33,520 --> 00:28:34,480
Speaker 4: that's not what I was saying.

605
00:28:34,560 --> 00:28:36,880
Speaker 2: You know people do do that, though you're not off.

606
00:28:38,080 --> 00:28:38,880
Speaker 4: Yeah, now they do.

607
00:28:39,160 --> 00:28:42,360
Speaker 2: Yeah, I have seen that in recent days.

608
00:28:42,560 --> 00:28:46,640
Speaker 6: Yeah, there's someone who has an only fans page. Wait

609
00:28:46,720 --> 00:28:48,160
Speaker 6: a minute, they just announce it and they're not like

610
00:28:48,160 --> 00:28:49,360
Speaker 6: a porn person who.

611
00:28:49,840 --> 00:28:53,040
Speaker 1: No, there's people that are doing comedy specials on OnlyFans.

612
00:28:52,600 --> 00:28:54,560
Speaker 2: Right why Yeah, yeah, that's what I'm saying.

613
00:28:54,640 --> 00:28:58,840
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like I think I think Whitney Cummings produced

614
00:28:58,880 --> 00:29:01,360
Speaker 1: a roast that I can can't remember the person who

615
00:29:02,160 --> 00:29:08,920
Speaker 1: is that true? No? Yeah, I think they're they're trying

616
00:29:08,920 --> 00:29:12,680
Speaker 1: to basically like sidestep all the middlemen and all the

617
00:29:12,680 --> 00:29:14,680
Speaker 1: people that take all their percentages.

618
00:29:14,520 --> 00:29:16,800
Speaker 6: Exactly, just I'll put it up and pay whatever, or

619
00:29:17,360 --> 00:29:19,960
Speaker 6: not even pay what you want. They're like Dana Gould

620
00:29:20,080 --> 00:29:23,320
Speaker 6: has a Patreon, but it's like, I'm not doing levels,

621
00:29:23,360 --> 00:29:25,720
Speaker 6: I'm not doing tears. Its five bucks a month and

622
00:29:25,760 --> 00:29:28,680
Speaker 6: you get everything. Yeah, and when you do it that way,

623
00:29:28,800 --> 00:29:30,200
Speaker 6: actually more people sign up.

624
00:29:30,320 --> 00:29:32,600
Speaker 5: I'm because like, oh this is so easy, I'm one

625
00:29:32,680 --> 00:29:35,480
Speaker 5: hundred percent sold on it, and I might do it. Yeah,

626
00:29:35,640 --> 00:29:38,600
Speaker 5: it's good I want and then just have a psaltry

627
00:29:39,440 --> 00:29:44,640
Speaker 5: image suggests I'm doing anything more interesting high everybody.

628
00:29:44,680 --> 00:29:44,840
Speaker 4: Well.

629
00:29:44,840 --> 00:29:47,120
Speaker 6: Then there's also writers that have sub stacks and you

630
00:29:47,200 --> 00:29:49,520
Speaker 6: pay for that every month and they're like, I don't

631
00:29:49,560 --> 00:29:50,920
Speaker 6: need to worry about getting it published.

632
00:29:51,160 --> 00:29:52,440
Speaker 4: You want to read my stuff here it is?

633
00:29:52,600 --> 00:29:55,720
Speaker 6: Yeah, Yeah, all the self publishing stuff that's going on.

634
00:29:56,320 --> 00:29:58,880
Speaker 1: Also Cameo, where you can if people want you to

635
00:29:58,920 --> 00:30:00,000
Speaker 1: say happy birth there.

636
00:30:00,440 --> 00:30:04,560
Speaker 6: Yeah, although from what I heard, cameo can end up

637
00:30:04,640 --> 00:30:07,200
Speaker 6: taking over your life, like it is, what so much

638
00:30:07,200 --> 00:30:09,120
Speaker 6: work it becomes your Well it's not that it's so

639
00:30:09,200 --> 00:30:13,200
Speaker 6: much work. If you have any kind of cachet, you

640
00:30:13,280 --> 00:30:16,120
Speaker 6: will get you know, one hundred of quests today and

641
00:30:16,120 --> 00:30:18,880
Speaker 6: you're like, well, I'm here. You know, it becomes an

642
00:30:18,920 --> 00:30:19,840
Speaker 6: eight hour workday.

643
00:30:20,240 --> 00:30:21,560
Speaker 4: During the guy who.

644
00:30:21,360 --> 00:30:26,080
Speaker 6: Played like one of the characters on Office Space and

645
00:30:26,120 --> 00:30:29,320
Speaker 6: not obviously the Office, the American Office who's.

646
00:30:29,080 --> 00:30:32,680
Speaker 4: The tall bald guy kind of talks.

647
00:30:32,480 --> 00:30:35,360
Speaker 6: Like, oh yeah, yeah, he made a million dollars a

648
00:30:35,400 --> 00:30:36,160
Speaker 6: year on Cameo.

649
00:30:36,360 --> 00:30:37,040
Speaker 1: Holy shit.

650
00:30:37,200 --> 00:30:39,040
Speaker 6: Yeah, And people basically just ask him to say the

651
00:30:39,080 --> 00:30:40,760
Speaker 6: same phrase over and over and he just sits in

652
00:30:40,760 --> 00:30:41,680
Speaker 6: his house and does it.

653
00:30:42,040 --> 00:30:45,600
Speaker 1: Hell yes, I mean get that bag.

654
00:30:45,440 --> 00:30:46,920
Speaker 4: However you can get it.

655
00:30:47,080 --> 00:30:47,320
Speaker 2: Yeah.

656
00:30:47,360 --> 00:30:52,600
Speaker 5: I was in Portland and there's this skateboarding Jesus guy.

657
00:30:52,960 --> 00:30:58,720
Speaker 6: He rides along for just one he's me there's competing skateboard.

658
00:30:59,480 --> 00:31:04,040
Speaker 5: That's all he's talked about was the other skateboarding Jesus'

659
00:31:03,680 --> 00:31:07,120
Speaker 5: and he but he we did a little interview, and

660
00:31:07,160 --> 00:31:09,760
Speaker 5: he's very sweet, and he took me to his office

661
00:31:09,840 --> 00:31:12,760
Speaker 5: and he had a whole setup. One was for cameo

662
00:31:13,280 --> 00:31:16,000
Speaker 5: and then all these other apps. He did them for churches.

663
00:31:16,080 --> 00:31:19,520
Speaker 5: He did, and he wasn't like a Christian guy, but

664
00:31:19,640 --> 00:31:23,160
Speaker 5: he he did it very.

665
00:31:23,080 --> 00:31:27,600
Speaker 1: Much for Wow, for churches like, hey, guys, Jesus here,

666
00:31:27,680 --> 00:31:33,520
Speaker 1: I highly recommend Saint Andrews. Yes, right, Eucharist always.

667
00:31:33,840 --> 00:31:35,720
Speaker 4: Just got some fresh trucks on the board.

668
00:31:35,880 --> 00:31:40,600
Speaker 5: He did it in the many Texas high school football teams.

669
00:31:40,680 --> 00:31:43,360
Speaker 4: Oh really, he did, wow.

670
00:31:43,800 --> 00:31:48,120
Speaker 5: And it made me whoever was requesting those obviously had

671
00:31:48,120 --> 00:31:52,040
Speaker 5: a sense of humor because he wasn't that serious. Yeah,

672
00:31:52,080 --> 00:31:53,680
Speaker 5: so I'm like, well, he must be doing it for

673
00:31:53,720 --> 00:31:54,320
Speaker 5: the cool church.

674
00:31:54,480 --> 00:31:57,040
Speaker 1: But you're saying skateboarding Jesus is not evangelical.

675
00:31:57,280 --> 00:31:58,880
Speaker 4: No, no, it was.

676
00:31:59,040 --> 00:32:00,960
Speaker 5: I mean he put a little like kind of a

677
00:32:01,000 --> 00:32:03,320
Speaker 5: bed skirt around his skateboard so it looked like he

678
00:32:03,440 --> 00:32:04,280
Speaker 5: was floating.

679
00:32:06,640 --> 00:32:09,000
Speaker 4: Yeah, I love him.

680
00:32:09,120 --> 00:32:11,440
Speaker 2: The skateboard was shaped like a crucifix.

681
00:32:11,600 --> 00:32:13,959
Speaker 5: Yeah, of course, so you could take someone out at

682
00:32:13,960 --> 00:32:14,840
Speaker 5: the ankle.

683
00:32:16,840 --> 00:32:19,360
Speaker 4: I know, I know.

684
00:32:18,160 --> 00:32:22,600
Speaker 2: I didn't throw a log on the fire at church camp.

685
00:32:22,760 --> 00:32:26,000
Speaker 5: I was offended, but he made such a living and

686
00:32:26,160 --> 00:32:28,120
Speaker 5: told me, here's what you need to do, and that's

687
00:32:28,160 --> 00:32:31,120
Speaker 5: when I signed up for cameo and yes, during quarantine,

688
00:32:31,680 --> 00:32:33,760
Speaker 5: even just for me, it was a daily thing. And

689
00:32:33,800 --> 00:32:37,200
Speaker 5: sometimes they were, oh, you have twenty four hours to

690
00:32:37,280 --> 00:32:39,320
Speaker 5: do this, and it's our sweet fans.

691
00:32:39,560 --> 00:32:41,720
Speaker 4: Yeah it was wow.

692
00:32:41,960 --> 00:32:43,880
Speaker 2: But yeah, I kind of dried up because you have

693
00:32:43,920 --> 00:32:44,680
Speaker 2: to advertise it.

694
00:32:44,840 --> 00:32:47,040
Speaker 4: I've been pitched a couple of cruises.

695
00:32:47,160 --> 00:32:49,400
Speaker 6: I've never been in a cruise and I'll never do one,

696
00:32:50,320 --> 00:32:52,800
Speaker 6: but I just stand up to do. Yeah, stand up

697
00:32:52,800 --> 00:32:55,240
Speaker 6: and music cruises or a very big thing.

698
00:32:55,360 --> 00:32:56,720
Speaker 1: It's good money, right, yeah.

699
00:32:56,720 --> 00:32:58,240
Speaker 4: And especially here's what's amazing.

700
00:32:58,920 --> 00:33:03,200
Speaker 6: So many of our alt rock nineties heroes are either

701
00:33:03,840 --> 00:33:08,640
Speaker 6: doing the soundtracks for children's shows. Kay Hanley from Letters

702
00:33:08,680 --> 00:33:13,280
Speaker 6: to Cleo does Doc mcstuffians and I'm not kidding, she

703
00:33:13,320 --> 00:33:16,320
Speaker 6: does not MC stuff. That's awesome, and they might be giants.

704
00:33:16,320 --> 00:33:17,600
Speaker 6: Does Mickey Mouse Clubhouse?

705
00:33:17,720 --> 00:33:21,480
Speaker 7: Oh yeah, they always did, yeah, yeah, yeah.

706
00:33:21,520 --> 00:33:24,640
Speaker 4: But now there are these cruises I know that like

707
00:33:24,720 --> 00:33:27,160
Speaker 4: three eleven. Yeah, like they.

708
00:33:26,960 --> 00:33:29,800
Speaker 6: Will do and it's it's it's it's no different than

709
00:33:29,880 --> 00:33:32,720
Speaker 6: like when there's a package torn now of all your

710
00:33:32,880 --> 00:33:34,640
Speaker 6: Like there was that thing that was just touring with

711
00:33:34,680 --> 00:33:35,760
Speaker 6: like the Cure and.

712
00:33:36,000 --> 00:33:39,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, just like y yeah yeah.

713
00:33:38,960 --> 00:33:43,560
Speaker 6: Where it's they just we're going to it's package nostalgia.

714
00:33:44,000 --> 00:33:44,200
Speaker 4: Yeah.

715
00:33:44,240 --> 00:33:46,480
Speaker 6: And the artists that are honored I apparently make banks.

716
00:33:46,480 --> 00:33:48,280
Speaker 6: They're like, why Nothy, wouldn't I do this?

717
00:33:48,560 --> 00:33:48,800
Speaker 1: Right?

718
00:33:49,000 --> 00:33:52,120
Speaker 6: But but there's something about a cruise because isn't there

719
00:33:52,120 --> 00:33:54,880
Speaker 6: a specific kind of person that likes to go on

720
00:33:54,920 --> 00:33:55,400
Speaker 6: a cruise?

721
00:33:55,520 --> 00:33:56,040
Speaker 4: I don't know.

722
00:33:56,440 --> 00:34:00,240
Speaker 1: Well, it's it's really good the marketing concept, which is

723
00:34:00,280 --> 00:34:02,600
Speaker 1: amazing because they're probably pulling in all these people who

724
00:34:02,600 --> 00:34:03,360
Speaker 1: would never go.

725
00:34:03,280 --> 00:34:05,600
Speaker 4: On a cruise. Oh yeah right, they're.

726
00:34:05,400 --> 00:34:08,280
Speaker 1: Tapping in new markets that kind of stuff.

727
00:34:08,400 --> 00:34:09,000
Speaker 4: Yeah, makes sense.

728
00:34:09,040 --> 00:34:15,239
Speaker 6: I just can't imagine Juliana Hatfield's fans wanting like salivating

729
00:34:15,280 --> 00:34:17,919
Speaker 6: for the all night buffet and going, god, I hope

730
00:34:17,920 --> 00:34:19,200
Speaker 6: she does a babe today.

731
00:34:19,320 --> 00:34:25,160
Speaker 1: You're wandering and she's like, because I'm ugly, upset. She's

732
00:34:25,239 --> 00:34:26,680
Speaker 1: not ugly, not ugly.

733
00:34:26,760 --> 00:34:32,600
Speaker 4: And plus, look at the ambrosia.

734
00:34:30,239 --> 00:34:32,640
Speaker 1: Marie, keep your voice down. She's singing a ballot.

735
00:34:34,800 --> 00:34:41,720
Speaker 5: Ambrosia is like that lime green, yellow marshmallowy.

736
00:34:40,200 --> 00:34:43,319
Speaker 6: Like like cool whip. It's it's just that we have

737
00:34:43,360 --> 00:34:45,400
Speaker 6: a bunch of cold things in the fridge. That's just

738
00:34:45,560 --> 00:34:52,920
Speaker 6: mad from together grapes down in that basically sugar water, yes,

739
00:34:53,200 --> 00:34:54,680
Speaker 6: just just soaking in sugar water.

740
00:34:54,760 --> 00:34:57,040
Speaker 1: It's the stuff that if it gets left out at

741
00:34:57,080 --> 00:34:59,279
Speaker 1: a barbecue on a picnic table, don't eat that.

742
00:34:59,560 --> 00:35:02,759
Speaker 6: Yeah, well, or if it gets left out it ferments

743
00:35:03,080 --> 00:35:04,640
Speaker 6: and the kids can catch.

744
00:35:04,400 --> 00:35:10,080
Speaker 4: A tiny buzz maybe like oh that was mommy, that

745
00:35:10,200 --> 00:35:11,720
Speaker 4: was the oranges were fizzy.

746
00:35:12,960 --> 00:35:15,080
Speaker 2: We're just saving money on your penicillin.

747
00:35:16,160 --> 00:35:16,399
Speaker 6: Yeah.

748
00:35:16,480 --> 00:35:16,560
Speaker 4: That.

749
00:35:17,000 --> 00:35:20,040
Speaker 5: I don't know if i'd want to do my subtle word,

750
00:35:20,320 --> 00:35:23,640
Speaker 5: make them ups in front of a you know, oz

751
00:35:23,760 --> 00:35:25,680
Speaker 5: fest just I.

752
00:35:25,680 --> 00:35:28,839
Speaker 6: Remember when I was eight, I was visiting my grandparents

753
00:35:28,880 --> 00:35:30,640
Speaker 6: in Arizona and we all went out to dinner one

754
00:35:30,719 --> 00:35:35,520
Speaker 6: night with my Aunt Debbie. And Aunt Debbie ordered a

755
00:35:35,640 --> 00:35:39,440
Speaker 6: uh vodka tonic and I ordered a seven up. And

756
00:35:39,480 --> 00:35:43,000
Speaker 6: it was the late seventies and all the all the

757
00:35:43,000 --> 00:35:45,759
Speaker 6: glasses were just the same, there was no and they

758
00:35:45,800 --> 00:35:48,439
Speaker 6: put her vodkatonic in front of me and my seven

759
00:35:48,520 --> 00:35:51,000
Speaker 6: up in front of her, and I wasn't really you know,

760
00:35:51,640 --> 00:35:54,879
Speaker 6: like seven or eight. I just straws in and I

761
00:35:54,960 --> 00:35:56,880
Speaker 6: drink like half of it without even thinking of it.

762
00:35:57,000 --> 00:35:59,799
Speaker 4: Me While my Aunt Debbie is sipping her as she goes.

763
00:36:00,360 --> 00:36:04,239
Speaker 6: Man, they really make great fun Dona juice, fantastic. It's

764
00:36:04,480 --> 00:36:07,719
Speaker 6: just but it took her a second, like she got

765
00:36:07,719 --> 00:36:09,040
Speaker 6: maybe a fourth way through it, and then she looked

766
00:36:09,040 --> 00:36:10,040
Speaker 6: at me and was like no, no.

767
00:36:09,719 --> 00:36:11,239
Speaker 4: No, no grabbed it.

768
00:36:11,280 --> 00:36:14,439
Speaker 6: But I remember, I remember distinctly getting a weird little

769
00:36:14,440 --> 00:36:16,120
Speaker 6: buzz because I didn't.

770
00:36:16,280 --> 00:36:18,799
Speaker 4: I just drank hat. How old are seven or eight?

771
00:36:18,920 --> 00:36:22,360
Speaker 2: Oh wow? That is when you're shirtless dancing on the piano.

772
00:36:24,160 --> 00:36:27,720
Speaker 6: That's so great, diving into the ballpit.

773
00:36:27,960 --> 00:36:29,040
Speaker 2: I actually.

774
00:36:32,680 --> 00:36:34,239
Speaker 1: Pat put your shirt back on.

775
00:36:34,280 --> 00:36:35,040
Speaker 2: What are you doing?

776
00:36:35,640 --> 00:36:36,920
Speaker 1: An Italian restaurant?

777
00:36:39,040 --> 00:36:39,560
Speaker 2: Swimming in?

778
00:36:43,200 --> 00:36:45,560
Speaker 4: Get the Lord?

779
00:36:46,719 --> 00:36:49,680
Speaker 6: So to the listeners that can't that have no visual

780
00:36:49,719 --> 00:36:53,359
Speaker 6: to that. We are heading east on Ventura Boulevard and

781
00:36:53,880 --> 00:36:57,879
Speaker 6: Ventura Studio City is where all of the hipsters who

782
00:36:57,920 --> 00:37:01,200
Speaker 6: aged out of Los Felice had moved. Because we're about

783
00:37:01,239 --> 00:37:05,120
Speaker 6: to enter an area of Ventura Boulevard where the restaurants

784
00:37:05,120 --> 00:37:09,239
Speaker 6: and coffee shops are actually kind of good and there

785
00:37:09,280 --> 00:37:12,560
Speaker 6: was a weird migration of services over here.

786
00:37:12,680 --> 00:37:16,239
Speaker 4: Oh my god. Yeah, there's Mark's Garden Marks, beautifully decorated.

787
00:37:16,800 --> 00:37:19,720
Speaker 6: But there's a bunch of restaurants along here that are great,

788
00:37:20,000 --> 00:37:21,160
Speaker 6: like shockingly great.

789
00:37:21,480 --> 00:37:24,120
Speaker 5: Yeah, And every time I drive down that street, I'm like,

790
00:37:24,200 --> 00:37:25,480
Speaker 5: I'm gonna hang out over here.

791
00:37:25,560 --> 00:37:26,759
Speaker 2: Yeah, wait a minute, I never do.

792
00:37:28,000 --> 00:37:34,759
Speaker 6: Because if you have Echo Park, there's Petit Twa.

793
00:37:34,800 --> 00:37:38,560
Speaker 4: That's the guys who do Animal. That's your little French place. Amazing.

794
00:37:38,680 --> 00:37:40,359
Speaker 4: There is a.

795
00:37:39,800 --> 00:37:42,880
Speaker 6: Little pub there, the one up that has got video

796
00:37:42,960 --> 00:37:44,560
Speaker 6: games and really.

797
00:37:44,320 --> 00:37:45,640
Speaker 4: Good pub food.

798
00:37:46,920 --> 00:37:49,279
Speaker 6: The Woodman is really tasty, coming up on our left,

799
00:37:49,280 --> 00:37:52,759
Speaker 6: and a second will be a place my god, please.

800
00:37:52,480 --> 00:37:54,359
Speaker 4: Put please put your headphones off out.

801
00:37:56,880 --> 00:38:00,680
Speaker 6: But there's a place coming up called Wood and Water

802
00:38:00,960 --> 00:38:05,640
Speaker 6: that is so goddamn good.

803
00:38:04,440 --> 00:38:06,800
Speaker 4: Just amazing food, just amazing dinner.

804
00:38:07,440 --> 00:38:10,840
Speaker 6: And then they do like Sunday brunch, but all of

805
00:38:10,880 --> 00:38:13,080
Speaker 6: their food is fantastic.

806
00:38:13,200 --> 00:38:15,000
Speaker 4: And it's on Ventura in the.

807
00:38:14,880 --> 00:38:17,680
Speaker 6: Goddamn valley and you do not expect it to be

808
00:38:17,840 --> 00:38:18,759
Speaker 6: that good, and it is.

809
00:38:19,719 --> 00:38:21,160
Speaker 4: It's right past men che See.

810
00:38:22,600 --> 00:38:24,240
Speaker 1: And there's a home state over here.

811
00:38:24,080 --> 00:38:27,480
Speaker 6: And there, Yes, there's a home state in which if

812
00:38:27,520 --> 00:38:30,600
Speaker 6: you are from Austin and you move to Los Angeles

813
00:38:30,600 --> 00:38:35,719
Speaker 6: and you miss hot bowls of cheese, which which used

814
00:38:35,760 --> 00:38:37,960
Speaker 6: to I used to eat so much of it, you had.

815
00:38:37,800 --> 00:38:42,840
Speaker 2: A slight limp. Martha Kelly and I would eat. She

816
00:38:43,480 --> 00:38:44,640
Speaker 2: would just call me up.

817
00:38:45,600 --> 00:38:46,839
Speaker 4: She would just call me up.

818
00:38:46,719 --> 00:38:49,960
Speaker 5: And go, Hi, fair Banks, you want to get a

819
00:38:50,000 --> 00:38:51,120
Speaker 5: big bull of cheese?

820
00:38:51,880 --> 00:38:53,359
Speaker 4: Yeah, we might just want to do it.

821
00:38:53,640 --> 00:39:00,040
Speaker 1: And you're like, but I have gouts.

822
00:38:57,440 --> 00:39:00,799
Speaker 4: My foot is numb. I'm like Olivia Coleman in The.

823
00:39:00,719 --> 00:39:04,760
Speaker 1: Favors Right now, it a bed, Get me my bunnies.

824
00:39:05,320 --> 00:39:07,800
Speaker 6: We also just passed on our laft back there Cosavega,

825
00:39:07,880 --> 00:39:13,319
Speaker 6: which is the site of many a nineteen seventies drunken debauchery.

826
00:39:13,719 --> 00:39:16,760
Speaker 4: I think Cosavega features in licorice pizza.

827
00:39:17,000 --> 00:39:18,799
Speaker 1: It does, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

828
00:39:18,840 --> 00:39:21,360
Speaker 2: They all drink on the tip of my tongue. And

829
00:39:21,360 --> 00:39:25,640
Speaker 2: then other than that, just like the movie Barfly or something, well.

830
00:39:25,440 --> 00:39:26,320
Speaker 4: That's all downtown.

831
00:39:26,400 --> 00:39:28,759
Speaker 6: Although I also think Cosavega is in a once upon

832
00:39:28,800 --> 00:39:29,640
Speaker 6: a time in Hollywood.

833
00:39:30,080 --> 00:39:31,319
Speaker 4: I think they go drinking there.

834
00:39:31,560 --> 00:39:34,279
Speaker 1: I also went. I went to dinner there once in

835
00:39:34,320 --> 00:39:37,920
Speaker 1: the nineties before I stopped drinking, and I forgot that

836
00:39:38,040 --> 00:39:40,080
Speaker 1: I had even been there. So then the next time

837
00:39:40,120 --> 00:39:42,239
Speaker 1: people are like, should we go to Cosavega, I'm like, yeah,

838
00:39:42,280 --> 00:39:44,080
Speaker 1: I've never been there, and whoever was with me it

839
00:39:44,120 --> 00:39:47,120
Speaker 1: was like we were there last month. What is wrong

840
00:39:47,160 --> 00:39:50,080
Speaker 1: with you nothing. Nothing is wrong with me until I

841
00:39:50,200 --> 00:39:53,440
Speaker 1: decide there's something super wrong with me.

842
00:39:53,560 --> 00:39:56,120
Speaker 4: Can't a girl decide when she bought him out?

843
00:39:57,320 --> 00:39:58,800
Speaker 1: All blackout as many.

844
00:39:58,600 --> 00:40:01,839
Speaker 4: Times as I need to do, not blackout, Explain to me.

845
00:40:03,400 --> 00:40:08,759
Speaker 1: This is sexist, this is very And.

846
00:40:08,719 --> 00:40:10,720
Speaker 6: Then of course you have the class still the classic

847
00:40:10,800 --> 00:40:14,760
Speaker 6: Valley five guys, Western Bagel, Starbucks like boom boom boom.

848
00:40:14,880 --> 00:40:14,960
Speaker 2: Ye.

849
00:40:15,360 --> 00:40:18,320
Speaker 4: Also then you got but then there's an out for coffee, Alfred.

850
00:40:18,719 --> 00:40:19,560
Speaker 2: It's all border.

851
00:40:20,000 --> 00:40:23,160
Speaker 4: There's a Jones on third over off of Laurel Canyon.

852
00:40:23,200 --> 00:40:24,560
Speaker 1: Now that place is the greatest.

853
00:40:24,640 --> 00:40:25,239
Speaker 4: Oh my god.

854
00:40:25,360 --> 00:40:29,160
Speaker 6: If you want to go see pissed off people about

855
00:40:29,200 --> 00:40:33,680
Speaker 6: to go audition at CBS Radford, that is where you go.

856
00:40:34,000 --> 00:40:35,960
Speaker 1: And the and the people who aren't going to choose

857
00:40:35,960 --> 00:40:40,200
Speaker 1: them for their projects, they're also there.

858
00:40:39,000 --> 00:40:42,760
Speaker 6: All sitting together putting their punch cards in. Well, gotta

859
00:40:42,800 --> 00:40:43,600
Speaker 6: go fire.

860
00:40:43,320 --> 00:40:48,680
Speaker 5: You now as you Sportsman's launch. No hotel they have

861
00:40:48,719 --> 00:40:51,759
Speaker 5: like a pool side. You can just go there. You

862
00:40:51,800 --> 00:40:53,040
Speaker 5: don't need to even be in a room.

863
00:40:53,160 --> 00:40:55,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't think that that the hotel's there anymore.

864
00:40:55,600 --> 00:40:56,319
Speaker 1: Though it's now.

865
00:40:56,480 --> 00:40:58,160
Speaker 2: It didn't look like it was in great shape.

866
00:40:58,280 --> 00:41:00,960
Speaker 1: It's well, no they refurbished the whole thing, but is

867
00:41:01,000 --> 00:41:03,200
Speaker 1: the actual hotel there. Didn't they turn it into like

868
00:41:03,239 --> 00:41:06,280
Speaker 1: an Equinox strip mop Yes, yeah.

869
00:41:05,880 --> 00:41:07,920
Speaker 6: They did, but the pool side thing is still there. Oh,

870
00:41:07,960 --> 00:41:11,160
Speaker 6: it is one of my favorite names. Muffin can stop us?

871
00:41:11,719 --> 00:41:14,120
Speaker 1: Right, that's not real.

872
00:41:14,120 --> 00:41:15,719
Speaker 4: That we just passed Muffin can stop it?

873
00:41:15,800 --> 00:41:16,480
Speaker 1: Are you serious?

874
00:41:17,960 --> 00:41:20,759
Speaker 6: It's right next to Element's Pharmacy. Why can I pay

875
00:41:20,840 --> 00:41:22,080
Speaker 6: three hundred dollars for.

876
00:41:22,160 --> 00:41:23,120
Speaker 4: My COVID vaccine?

877
00:41:23,239 --> 00:41:25,359
Speaker 6: That's why you want to go to Element's Pharmacy where

878
00:41:25,360 --> 00:41:27,320
Speaker 6: the stars.

879
00:41:27,800 --> 00:41:29,040
Speaker 2: I want that to be a tailor.

880
00:41:29,160 --> 00:41:31,000
Speaker 4: I don't want to go get it for free at CVS,

881
00:41:31,080 --> 00:41:33,399
Speaker 4: like I'm some kind of proll. Well, then you want

882
00:41:33,400 --> 00:41:35,040
Speaker 4: to head down to Elements Pharmacy.

883
00:41:35,800 --> 00:41:38,440
Speaker 1: I'm trying to think of wordplay on We built the

884
00:41:38,480 --> 00:41:41,560
Speaker 1: city so hard right now that my brain is bleeding.

885
00:41:42,200 --> 00:41:42,719
Speaker 4: God damn.

886
00:41:43,000 --> 00:41:44,799
Speaker 6: I mean, you know there was always that who there

887
00:41:44,840 --> 00:41:46,680
Speaker 6: was some road comic. I'm sure that what we built

888
00:41:46,760 --> 00:41:50,759
Speaker 6: this titty, Yes, we built this titty on sil.

889
00:41:52,160 --> 00:41:55,840
Speaker 4: You know somebody. Yeah, there's no way they did think that.

890
00:41:56,040 --> 00:42:01,279
Speaker 2: Mark Cohen didn't. He did a parody of like.

891
00:42:01,280 --> 00:42:02,920
Speaker 4: Here make fun of those guys.

892
00:42:03,000 --> 00:42:06,960
Speaker 5: Yeah, But then it's the funniest thing in the world

893
00:42:07,000 --> 00:42:07,239
Speaker 5: to me.

894
00:42:07,880 --> 00:42:09,480
Speaker 6: Yeah, he would do it to make fun of it,

895
00:42:09,560 --> 00:42:11,799
Speaker 6: but it would always kill Also.

896
00:42:11,600 --> 00:42:13,480
Speaker 1: He would do it in the middle of a party

897
00:42:13,520 --> 00:42:15,879
Speaker 1: everyone had just smoked pot, and then he would pick

898
00:42:15,920 --> 00:42:18,759
Speaker 1: up a guitar and be making eye contact with you,

899
00:42:19,120 --> 00:42:22,879
Speaker 1: like the craziest person on the planet. And he's like this, kid,

900
00:42:23,600 --> 00:42:24,279
Speaker 1: I can't.

901
00:42:24,000 --> 00:42:25,000
Speaker 4: Do this right now.

902
00:42:25,400 --> 00:42:31,120
Speaker 6: To whip away constipation. You always ate the rays and Coco. Please,

903
00:42:31,200 --> 00:42:34,840
Speaker 6: I'm so goddamn high right now. Blaine brought some lighter

904
00:42:34,880 --> 00:42:37,760
Speaker 6: weed and I cannot please just stop.

905
00:42:37,880 --> 00:42:39,320
Speaker 4: I'm gonna die, truly.

906
00:42:39,680 --> 00:42:41,959
Speaker 5: I have three other versions in my head, but they're

907
00:42:42,280 --> 00:42:46,879
Speaker 5: offensive now I can't write them right. He always made

908
00:42:46,920 --> 00:42:50,399
Speaker 5: me laugh the funniest. Oh god, I think he's now

909
00:42:50,480 --> 00:42:51,760
Speaker 5: got a regular Vegas.

910
00:42:52,000 --> 00:42:56,840
Speaker 6: Yes, he has a residency somewhere. Oh great, Yeah, and look,

911
00:42:57,239 --> 00:42:59,960
Speaker 6: Oh there's the Licorice Pizza pop up store on a right,

912
00:43:00,360 --> 00:43:02,200
Speaker 6: nice arts delicatess And oh.

913
00:43:02,120 --> 00:43:04,040
Speaker 4: I got to go back to breakfast there. I love

914
00:43:04,080 --> 00:43:04,520
Speaker 4: that place.

915
00:43:04,960 --> 00:43:08,520
Speaker 2: Are you do regularly do stand up in Vegas? Patton?

916
00:43:08,920 --> 00:43:10,040
Speaker 4: Not as as?

917
00:43:10,120 --> 00:43:12,399
Speaker 6: Oh, by the way, Annabel's Book Club on our right,

918
00:43:12,480 --> 00:43:15,839
Speaker 6: amazing tween young adult bookstore.

919
00:43:16,000 --> 00:43:16,960
Speaker 4: Oh amazing.

920
00:43:17,239 --> 00:43:17,520
Speaker 1: Nice.

921
00:43:17,960 --> 00:43:20,200
Speaker 6: I don't do as much stand up as I would

922
00:43:20,239 --> 00:43:21,840
Speaker 6: like in Vegas. I like to go in there and

923
00:43:21,880 --> 00:43:24,239
Speaker 6: do like one show. I just don't like a lot

924
00:43:24,280 --> 00:43:25,839
Speaker 6: of the clubs. They would like you to come in

925
00:43:26,160 --> 00:43:28,760
Speaker 6: Monday through Friday, and that drives me insane.

926
00:43:28,840 --> 00:43:31,600
Speaker 5: No, I'm I would assume you're doing one show and

927
00:43:31,640 --> 00:43:34,520
Speaker 5: then getting out, since I'm guessing you're not.

928
00:43:34,480 --> 00:43:35,680
Speaker 2: A guy I love like me.

929
00:43:36,120 --> 00:43:39,480
Speaker 6: I love Vegas, but not after two days? Right then

930
00:43:39,520 --> 00:43:40,239
Speaker 6: I got to get out.

931
00:43:40,360 --> 00:43:43,160
Speaker 4: Yeah. Oh, by the way, I'm Karen Blasphemer pass. Coming

932
00:43:43,200 --> 00:43:45,279
Speaker 4: up on the right is Wasteland.

933
00:43:46,600 --> 00:43:48,560
Speaker 1: Get me an outfit now.

934
00:43:48,800 --> 00:43:52,400
Speaker 6: My daughter is now obsessed with Wasteland. Loves it so exciting.

935
00:43:52,480 --> 00:43:55,360
Speaker 6: I got her a gift certificate for Easter. She's so excited.

936
00:43:55,960 --> 00:43:58,120
Speaker 5: I feel like I went there when I first. Has

937
00:43:58,160 --> 00:43:59,280
Speaker 5: that been there a long time?

938
00:44:00,080 --> 00:44:00,480
Speaker 4: Wild?

939
00:44:00,800 --> 00:44:03,120
Speaker 1: Not that long, but yeah, like ten years maybe?

940
00:44:03,239 --> 00:44:03,719
Speaker 4: Yeah?

941
00:44:03,840 --> 00:44:04,040
Speaker 2: Yeah.

942
00:44:04,040 --> 00:44:06,840
Speaker 4: I like the Wasteland on hate Oh.

943
00:44:06,440 --> 00:44:09,040
Speaker 1: Because Wasteland is like a It's like a bit of

944
00:44:09,040 --> 00:44:10,480
Speaker 1: a step up Crossroads.

945
00:44:10,600 --> 00:44:10,759
Speaker 4: Yes.

946
00:44:11,000 --> 00:44:13,279
Speaker 1: Cross Roads is more like you need to pay your

947
00:44:13,320 --> 00:44:15,480
Speaker 1: rent so you have to get rid of like the new.

948
00:44:15,320 --> 00:44:19,040
Speaker 2: Issues, and Wasteland is more curated yes, yes.

949
00:44:18,920 --> 00:44:21,920
Speaker 1: And Wasteland's more like you're some sort of a Neppo

950
00:44:22,000 --> 00:44:24,680
Speaker 1: baby trust fund kid and you've been cut off, so

951
00:44:24,719 --> 00:44:27,879
Speaker 1: you have to start slowly selling your product ship.

952
00:44:28,200 --> 00:44:30,120
Speaker 2: That's why I know, right Yeah.

953
00:44:30,160 --> 00:44:33,279
Speaker 6: And also at Wasteland you have a you actually have

954
00:44:33,320 --> 00:44:36,360
Speaker 6: a better chance of getting some good things for yourself

955
00:44:36,400 --> 00:44:39,160
Speaker 6: to buy. At Crossroads, the really good ship comes in

956
00:44:39,320 --> 00:44:40,920
Speaker 6: is clearly nabbed by the employees.

957
00:44:41,239 --> 00:44:43,640
Speaker 4: Never make it to the rack, Yeah, for sure. Yeah.

958
00:44:43,760 --> 00:44:46,200
Speaker 5: They I remember going there with a bag of clothes

959
00:44:46,200 --> 00:44:47,799
Speaker 5: and I'm like, I'm going to make a killing, and

960
00:44:47,840 --> 00:44:51,239
Speaker 5: they turned down all of it. And I was like, like,

961
00:44:51,280 --> 00:44:53,280
Speaker 5: these are specific skate brands.

962
00:44:54,200 --> 00:44:56,640
Speaker 2: It's a street where ever heard of street?

963
00:44:56,719 --> 00:45:00,840
Speaker 6: Where hybe? You ever heard of Gator?

964
00:45:01,960 --> 00:45:02,480
Speaker 4: Yeah?

965
00:45:02,560 --> 00:45:07,959
Speaker 6: I know, and I keep going a little more.

966
00:45:08,880 --> 00:45:10,960
Speaker 2: Right, Flare, I very much like that.

967
00:45:11,040 --> 00:45:15,440
Speaker 5: You just brought up Mark Gator rake man he lost

968
00:45:15,480 --> 00:45:16,719
Speaker 5: his mind and killed.

969
00:45:16,480 --> 00:45:19,160
Speaker 1: So, yes, I almost killed two people.

970
00:45:19,320 --> 00:45:21,680
Speaker 2: For the record, we are going to the cleaner.

971
00:45:23,320 --> 00:45:25,480
Speaker 1: Take it. We're literally taking to the cleaners.

972
00:45:25,880 --> 00:45:31,360
Speaker 6: When I remember, keep in mind, I'm.

973
00:45:29,560 --> 00:45:31,440
Speaker 4: Going to listen to this podcast later, so whatever you

974
00:45:31,440 --> 00:45:34,200
Speaker 4: say about me when i'm later.

975
00:45:37,600 --> 00:45:39,920
Speaker 1: In the nineties, pattern was such a slut.

976
00:45:42,160 --> 00:45:43,320
Speaker 2: For the door shows.

977
00:45:44,480 --> 00:45:47,719
Speaker 1: Oh man, fit it in there, but I just got

978
00:45:47,760 --> 00:45:50,040
Speaker 1: like five restaurant recommendations.

979
00:45:50,320 --> 00:45:54,840
Speaker 5: Yeah, I love that. That's his instinct to do a

980
00:45:55,040 --> 00:45:58,520
Speaker 5: street tour. Yes, people like it even though they can't

981
00:45:58,520 --> 00:46:02,040
Speaker 5: see it. Well, we're talking about you're right, people like that.

982
00:46:02,239 --> 00:46:04,920
Speaker 5: What was the muffing? Muffin can stop me?

983
00:46:05,400 --> 00:46:10,640
Speaker 1: Muffing can stop us, which also isn't not to argue

984
00:46:10,680 --> 00:46:13,600
Speaker 1: because it's a great name. Although if you actually look

985
00:46:13,600 --> 00:46:17,480
Speaker 1: at it, you're saying it can stop you. Maybe that

986
00:46:17,600 --> 00:46:20,120
Speaker 1: is good because you're like muffin. Nothing can stop us

987
00:46:20,160 --> 00:46:21,040
Speaker 1: except for a muffin.

988
00:46:21,480 --> 00:46:23,799
Speaker 2: Yes, and by stop as it means pull over and

989
00:46:23,800 --> 00:46:24,680
Speaker 2: get one, get.

990
00:46:24,560 --> 00:46:26,520
Speaker 1: Come and stop and get us. Yeah.

991
00:46:27,000 --> 00:46:28,040
Speaker 2: Oh that's the best.

992
00:46:29,239 --> 00:46:37,560
Speaker 5: Look at those fun Prince, those are fun shirts.

993
00:46:37,560 --> 00:46:38,400
Speaker 1: True professional.

994
00:46:38,800 --> 00:46:42,120
Speaker 4: Yeah, we want to clean take other wors.

995
00:46:42,120 --> 00:46:44,280
Speaker 6: Gota do I gotta do the whole goddamn thing again.

996
00:46:44,880 --> 00:46:45,759
Speaker 6: Go back in your house.

997
00:46:45,760 --> 00:46:47,600
Speaker 1: We'll pull up, go back to Mulholland.

998
00:46:49,080 --> 00:46:53,120
Speaker 4: Boy. Hey, Chris Karen, have either of you together or

999
00:46:53,200 --> 00:46:54,320
Speaker 4: alone played Vegas?

1000
00:46:55,239 --> 00:46:59,439
Speaker 5: I know haven't for a long time, but you played it. Yes,

1001
00:47:00,560 --> 00:47:05,920
Speaker 5: just opening for people. I've never had my own private showcase.

1002
00:47:07,320 --> 00:47:09,120
Speaker 5: I haven't done Brad Garrett's yet.

1003
00:47:09,760 --> 00:47:11,520
Speaker 4: I did way back in the day.

1004
00:47:11,520 --> 00:47:14,280
Speaker 6: I did The Riviera when it was booked by Steve

1005
00:47:14,320 --> 00:47:17,920
Speaker 6: Shirippa from The Sopranos. He was the booker really and

1006
00:47:18,080 --> 00:47:20,239
Speaker 6: oh god, and that's that's the one where you came

1007
00:47:20,280 --> 00:47:24,319
Speaker 6: in Monday morning and you worked Monday through Sunday and

1008
00:47:24,360 --> 00:47:26,200
Speaker 6: you and you got the little card that would let

1009
00:47:26,239 --> 00:47:30,280
Speaker 6: you into that weird there's that. There's that subterranean tunnels

1010
00:47:30,320 --> 00:47:34,000
Speaker 6: where you even the materia. Yeah, yeah, it's really bizarre.

1011
00:47:33,960 --> 00:47:35,160
Speaker 4: It's it's a world.

1012
00:47:35,239 --> 00:47:39,000
Speaker 6: It's a city underneath the hotel that the workers live in.

1013
00:47:39,160 --> 00:47:41,359
Speaker 5: Well, now I know how many times I've worked there,

1014
00:47:41,360 --> 00:47:43,359
Speaker 5: because many times have eaten down there.

1015
00:47:43,880 --> 00:47:45,719
Speaker 2: I just am not remembering the.

1016
00:47:45,600 --> 00:47:48,960
Speaker 6: Details of the show, which was at the show is

1017
00:47:49,640 --> 00:47:51,600
Speaker 6: the one thing about Vegas that they will tell you is,

1018
00:47:51,760 --> 00:47:54,160
Speaker 6: you know, just do fifteen minutes. We just want them

1019
00:47:54,160 --> 00:47:55,719
Speaker 6: back out on the floor. You don't need to do it, like,

1020
00:47:56,719 --> 00:47:57,680
Speaker 6: just get him out there.

1021
00:47:57,840 --> 00:47:59,799
Speaker 5: Which I wish they were just telling you that it's

1022
00:47:59,800 --> 00:48:01,040
Speaker 5: some less pressure.

1023
00:48:01,200 --> 00:48:04,320
Speaker 4: Yeah. I also remember that was the Riviera.

1024
00:48:04,400 --> 00:48:07,120
Speaker 6: Was the first time I came off stage and the manager,

1025
00:48:07,320 --> 00:48:11,320
Speaker 6: Steve Srippa, just went, fuck these people they're idiots.

1026
00:48:11,400 --> 00:48:13,719
Speaker 4: Like, because that's how badly I done it, Just like,

1027
00:48:14,960 --> 00:48:15,839
Speaker 4: don't worry about it.

1028
00:48:16,120 --> 00:48:19,080
Speaker 5: There for a little while, these guys that did the

1029
00:48:19,200 --> 00:48:24,000
Speaker 5: Ramada in basement show, what where there was?

1030
00:48:24,280 --> 00:48:28,359
Speaker 2: It was? Yeah, on Vermont it was.

1031
00:48:29,000 --> 00:48:31,640
Speaker 6: Wait, I know that place? There was a show there? Yes,

1032
00:48:31,920 --> 00:48:33,400
Speaker 6: oh lord, and it.

1033
00:48:33,320 --> 00:48:34,520
Speaker 2: Was totally haunted there.

1034
00:48:34,600 --> 00:48:37,160
Speaker 6: I wait, what what the fuck was in the basement?

1035
00:48:37,280 --> 00:48:39,240
Speaker 4: Was it a theater or there's a little.

1036
00:48:39,040 --> 00:48:39,879
Speaker 2: Bar down there?

1037
00:48:40,880 --> 00:48:44,480
Speaker 5: Yeah, And these guys had a show suddenly at the

1038
00:48:44,520 --> 00:48:45,960
Speaker 5: Palms Casino where.

1039
00:48:46,040 --> 00:48:49,040
Speaker 6: They had a show suddenly they suddenly they were like, hey,

1040
00:48:49,120 --> 00:48:51,520
Speaker 6: do you want to do our show at the Palms?

1041
00:48:51,560 --> 00:48:55,359
Speaker 5: And I drove to Vegas and Sean Reap the does

1042
00:48:55,400 --> 00:49:00,200
Speaker 5: that thing have a hemy mm hmm comic? And I

1043
00:49:00,239 --> 00:49:02,839
Speaker 5: were on this billboard and I ate it. So they

1044
00:49:02,880 --> 00:49:05,640
Speaker 5: were it was like NASCAR weekend and it was an

1045
00:49:05,680 --> 00:49:07,359
Speaker 5: audience of home depot.

1046
00:49:07,120 --> 00:49:11,080
Speaker 2: Jackets and they were screaming at me.

1047
00:49:11,200 --> 00:49:13,760
Speaker 5: To get off stage, like I was eating it so hard.

1048
00:49:14,000 --> 00:49:16,960
Speaker 5: And John, who I don't didn't know that well, came

1049
00:49:17,000 --> 00:49:19,399
Speaker 5: out and said, this is my friend and you guys

1050
00:49:19,400 --> 00:49:22,080
Speaker 5: are being rude to him, which just made everything worse.

1051
00:49:22,800 --> 00:49:28,240
Speaker 4: Your mom came to school bullies. You're dead.

1052
00:49:28,520 --> 00:49:31,960
Speaker 5: Yeah it was I have never and it was hosted

1053
00:49:32,000 --> 00:49:33,800
Speaker 5: by a playboy money.

1054
00:49:34,719 --> 00:49:38,120
Speaker 2: That was the most That's what I blocked out.

1055
00:49:38,200 --> 00:49:41,360
Speaker 5: I only remember eating with the staff in the underground.

1056
00:49:42,280 --> 00:49:45,000
Speaker 2: I remember why I took it out of my memory.

1057
00:49:45,080 --> 00:49:48,120
Speaker 1: Well, I just everyone I know that ever attempted to

1058
00:49:48,120 --> 00:49:51,279
Speaker 1: play Vegas. Almost everyone got fired. Like a day or

1059
00:49:51,280 --> 00:49:53,880
Speaker 1: two in. That was always the story. People would be

1060
00:49:53,920 --> 00:49:54,600
Speaker 1: coming back like.

1061
00:49:54,880 --> 00:49:57,560
Speaker 4: Yeah, they fired me.

1062
00:49:57,719 --> 00:49:59,239
Speaker 6: I made it through the whole week, which I wish

1063
00:49:59,280 --> 00:50:02,759
Speaker 6: I hadn't because after a while, because you're in the casino,

1064
00:50:03,200 --> 00:50:08,080
Speaker 6: there's no windows, there's no clocks, you lose that circadian

1065
00:50:08,160 --> 00:50:11,200
Speaker 6: rhythm and you're just and there's nothing to do. After all,

1066
00:50:11,200 --> 00:50:13,440
Speaker 6: you think, oh, there's gonna but there's actually not that

1067
00:50:13,600 --> 00:50:16,560
Speaker 6: much to do because you're doing a show at night.

1068
00:50:17,200 --> 00:50:19,840
Speaker 6: There's no bookstores, there's no movie theaters here. But they

1069
00:50:19,880 --> 00:50:22,160
Speaker 6: don't want you. They want people in the casinos. So

1070
00:50:22,640 --> 00:50:25,440
Speaker 6: you're like, I don't have anything to do, and you

1071
00:50:25,480 --> 00:50:28,440
Speaker 6: start to go crazy, like I'm down in that subterranean

1072
00:50:28,600 --> 00:50:32,480
Speaker 6: cafeteria at five o'clock having a bowl of fruit loops

1073
00:50:32,480 --> 00:50:33,320
Speaker 6: and some ravioli.

1074
00:50:33,400 --> 00:50:36,080
Speaker 4: I don't know what happens if I do this.

1075
00:50:36,280 --> 00:50:43,160
Speaker 8: Yeah, it's dinner breakfast, it's breakfast, and I don't gamble,

1076
00:50:43,320 --> 00:50:46,480
Speaker 8: so I really just I guess I'll smoke a pack

1077
00:50:46,520 --> 00:50:48,040
Speaker 8: of cigarettes and that's elevator.

1078
00:50:48,840 --> 00:50:49,520
Speaker 4: Blaine told me.

1079
00:50:49,680 --> 00:50:52,680
Speaker 6: Blainco Patch told me that he did the Maximum Casino

1080
00:50:52,840 --> 00:50:55,960
Speaker 6: one time and he went up and he did really well,

1081
00:50:56,280 --> 00:51:00,080
Speaker 6: and he came off and the club owner was just

1082
00:51:00,120 --> 00:51:03,200
Speaker 6: glaring at him like murder and was like, oh, I

1083
00:51:03,200 --> 00:51:05,360
Speaker 6: bet I cursed or said something he's not happy about.

1084
00:51:05,840 --> 00:51:08,400
Speaker 6: And then the guy just comes up to him and

1085
00:51:08,400 --> 00:51:12,360
Speaker 6: he goes, this is a hard shoe gig, like blame sneakers,

1086
00:51:14,440 --> 00:51:15,480
Speaker 6: hard shoe gig.

1087
00:51:15,680 --> 00:51:18,319
Speaker 2: Have you guys got the phrase hard shoe Now?

1088
00:51:18,480 --> 00:51:21,400
Speaker 6: It's all that old school like you're gonna those are

1089
00:51:21,440 --> 00:51:24,040
Speaker 6: your show clothes stuff you were in the street, you

1090
00:51:24,040 --> 00:51:25,359
Speaker 6: just wear it, but that's at your show clothes.

1091
00:51:25,560 --> 00:51:26,959
Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, jeez.

1092
00:51:27,880 --> 00:51:30,000
Speaker 6: Like the guys that hang around backstage with no pants

1093
00:51:30,040 --> 00:51:31,560
Speaker 6: on because they want to keep the crease to the

1094
00:51:31,680 --> 00:51:35,959
Speaker 6: last second. That's when you see like pictures of Jerry

1095
00:51:36,040 --> 00:51:37,919
Speaker 6: Lewis and Don Rickles, even at the end of their career,

1096
00:51:37,960 --> 00:51:40,600
Speaker 6: like when they're backstage, they they have the full dress

1097
00:51:40,600 --> 00:51:43,319
Speaker 6: shirt on in the jacket and no pants because when

1098
00:51:43,320 --> 00:51:45,360
Speaker 6: they came up, you put your pants on at the

1099
00:51:45,560 --> 00:51:46,800
Speaker 6: last possible second.

1100
00:51:47,000 --> 00:51:49,399
Speaker 4: So he went up with a really sharp crease. I mean,

1101
00:51:49,640 --> 00:51:50,160
Speaker 4: not weird.

1102
00:51:50,880 --> 00:51:54,360
Speaker 1: It's hilarious, but it's also like saying, I insist that

1103
00:51:54,400 --> 00:51:57,520
Speaker 1: it's seventy years ago and you have to be where

1104
00:51:57,520 --> 00:52:00,919
Speaker 1: I am where it's like Jesus, sir, hard shoes aren't

1105
00:52:00,920 --> 00:52:01,760
Speaker 1: a thing anymore.

1106
00:52:02,440 --> 00:52:04,279
Speaker 4: Hey, I didn't even know what that phrase meant.

1107
00:52:04,440 --> 00:52:08,840
Speaker 6: Yeah, you just threw me your insult through me because

1108
00:52:08,840 --> 00:52:11,479
Speaker 6: I didn't know, Well, what was that? Oh my god,

1109
00:52:11,520 --> 00:52:14,440
Speaker 6: you had that great joke caring about your dad saying

1110
00:52:14,520 --> 00:52:17,560
Speaker 6: like you're funny Karen, but you're no Bob here, and

1111
00:52:17,600 --> 00:52:18,920
Speaker 6: you go, I don't even what is it. I don't

1112
00:52:18,920 --> 00:52:20,239
Speaker 6: know what to say to that because I don't know

1113
00:52:20,280 --> 00:52:22,960
Speaker 6: who he is. So why don't you sit down before

1114
00:52:23,000 --> 00:52:23,439
Speaker 6: you fall?

1115
00:52:24,760 --> 00:52:25,960
Speaker 2: The military promoter?

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Speaker 1: So insane?

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Speaker 4: Oh god, that that just made me last. I remember

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Speaker 4: the first time I heard you say that, like, oh

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Speaker 4: my god, you.

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Speaker 1: Know what's really funny? I think recently I watched an

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Speaker 1: episode of either Cheers or some eighties sitcom, and I

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00:52:44,440 --> 00:52:47,000
Speaker 1: saw a person say sit down before you fall down?

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Speaker 1: I was like, oh, no, I stole that. No, it

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Speaker 1: was like in a it was in a like an

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Speaker 1: old sitcom where I was like, that's why that was

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Speaker 1: in my brain.

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Speaker 2: Oh wow, wow, well enough time has passed.

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Speaker 5: I'm yeah, jerosh, it was.

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Speaker 4: It was in the air.

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Speaker 1: That's that thing, like you know. Rosie o'donald tells that

1131
00:53:08,440 --> 00:53:11,200
Speaker 1: story of that her first set, and she killed it

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00:53:11,239 --> 00:53:13,839
Speaker 1: was all Jerry Seinfeld's material that she had just seen

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Speaker 1: on TV. And she thought, that's what That's how you

1134
00:53:16,160 --> 00:53:18,719
Speaker 1: did stand up is you just do jokes.

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Speaker 4: Hope, and you tell those jokes.

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00:53:19,719 --> 00:53:20,799
Speaker 1: You just tell jokes, you know.

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Speaker 4: No, I like, here's some jokes. I like, yeah, you

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Speaker 4: guys might like this one. I know I do.

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Speaker 1: Apparently all the comics from the back were like horrifying, like.

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Speaker 4: What are you doing? And she's like, what I annihilated?

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Speaker 6: I was watching There's an old Warren Baty film called

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00:53:39,360 --> 00:53:42,200
Speaker 6: Mickey One that he made in the early sixties with

1143
00:53:42,320 --> 00:53:45,279
Speaker 6: Arthur Penney plays a stand up comedian who's on the

1144
00:53:45,360 --> 00:53:49,239
Speaker 6: run from the Bob. This is early sixties, and so

1145
00:53:49,239 --> 00:53:51,320
Speaker 6: there's a scene where he's hiding out in like a

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00:53:52,280 --> 00:53:55,279
Speaker 6: in like the lower part of showbiz like he's hanging

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Speaker 6: out in a strip club. So the strip club comedian

1148
00:53:58,320 --> 00:54:01,840
Speaker 6: goes up, who's like this old baggy pants style comedian,

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00:54:02,400 --> 00:54:05,319
Speaker 6: and Warren is drunk and he starts heckling him, and

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00:54:05,360 --> 00:54:09,880
Speaker 6: the guy starts using heckler comebacks on him, but Warren

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00:54:10,000 --> 00:54:12,239
Speaker 6: knows them all. At one point the guy goes and

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Speaker 6: then again, this is movie made in the early sixties,

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Speaker 6: and the character in the scene is someone who's been

1154
00:54:16,600 --> 00:54:17,880
Speaker 6: doing comedy since like the forties.

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Speaker 4: That's what this is, you know, they're making fun of.

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00:54:20,120 --> 00:54:22,040
Speaker 6: And he goes, I don't come to where you work,

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00:54:22,080 --> 00:54:25,399
Speaker 6: and then Warren goes and jiggle the mop handle, which

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00:54:25,440 --> 00:54:26,960
Speaker 6: you're like, that's how old.

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Speaker 4: The fucking insult is, wow, because that was everywhere in

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Speaker 4: the eighties. I don't come to where you work. The

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Speaker 4: slurping machine.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, there's just been it's almost like comedian Lord, that's

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Speaker 6: been passed down right, the weird.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and there's still comics that will do that work

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Speaker 2: and not.

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Speaker 1: Sure well and when you're desperate, I mean I remember

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Speaker 1: there was I remember having to do colleges and freaking

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Speaker 1: out because I had an LA thirty and a college

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Speaker 1: five essentially.

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Speaker 2: Yes, Oh my.

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Speaker 4: God, that's exactly.

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Speaker 1: Yes, one of the worst feelings in the world where

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Speaker 1: you're like, I actually don't have material. This is all

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Speaker 1: personality based. Who gives a shit.

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Speaker 4: It's all inside joke shit too. Yes. And about the

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Speaker 4: industry yes.

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Speaker 1: And stuff that like no one actually cares about in

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Speaker 1: the real world.

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Speaker 4: Yes.

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Speaker 1: And having those like realizations on stage. And I remember

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Speaker 1: before I left, Karen Anderson goes, you can do any

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Speaker 1: of my material, and I absolutely went into her as

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00:55:25,080 --> 00:55:27,719
Speaker 1: I was like, it was help me car seriously, I

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00:55:27,760 --> 00:55:30,319
Speaker 1: was drowning, and it just like, I'm sure I did

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Speaker 1: something of Blaine's too, because Blaine has those jokes, those

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Speaker 1: like hard jokes that stick in your mind. Were just like,

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Speaker 1: oh wait, that just go that was Blaine's. But I'm

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Speaker 1: just losing my mind.

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Speaker 6: You He does this stuff now on stage where he'll

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Speaker 6: stop and rattle off his sponsors for yeah, yeah, I

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00:55:48,560 --> 00:55:50,960
Speaker 6: love brought to you by Swiffer. When you don't feel

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Speaker 6: like cleaning, don't really clean.

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Speaker 1: Axe body spray ed Hardy for the blind. I gotta

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Speaker 1: do that. And I kind of started crying because I'm like,

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Speaker 1: that's the best joker. I'll never write it.

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Speaker 6: Sitting there for I was talking. We went I'm on

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Speaker 6: a thread with him and a bunch of other comedians.

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Speaker 4: We were talking about.

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Speaker 6: For some reason, you know, you've gone in those weird

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Speaker 6: rabbit holes about people, famous people, And he went down

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00:56:17,280 --> 00:56:18,880
Speaker 6: for some reason, went down.

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00:56:18,719 --> 00:56:22,560
Speaker 4: To Peter Wolf rabbit hole, so right there, but.

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Speaker 6: He was on his Wikipedia and Peter Wolf, lead singer

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00:56:25,920 --> 00:56:29,080
Speaker 6: of the Jay Giles Band, was married to Faye Dunaway

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Speaker 6: for three years in the early seventies. And then and

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00:56:32,960 --> 00:56:36,120
Speaker 6: I said, oh, you know Peter Wolf and Amy Mann,

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00:56:36,160 --> 00:56:36,600
Speaker 6: we used.

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Speaker 4: To be boyfriend girlfriend way back in the day.

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Speaker 6: And then Blaine just text me back, did they break

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00:56:41,520 --> 00:56:49,920
Speaker 6: up because of all the wolfman jokes? Wolf Man that

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Speaker 6: would have been their portmanteau, that's right.

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Speaker 1: Or their child's hyphen it?

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Speaker 4: Oh god?

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Speaker 2: Oh?

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00:56:55,719 --> 00:56:58,880
Speaker 4: And then so they gotta name him Harry Harry wolf Man.

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Speaker 1: I love those those kind of people that are just like,

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00:57:05,360 --> 00:57:09,480
Speaker 1: let's give our child a joke name, yes, and entertain ourselves.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, well that was who's the His name now is

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00:57:13,560 --> 00:57:14,680
Speaker 4: c Q. Jones.

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Speaker 6: He's a director, but he's David Bowie's son. Oh, and

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Speaker 6: he was when he was growing up, he was Zoey

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Speaker 6: bo oh right. And then he was like, yeah, c Q,

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Speaker 6: we're done with this. I'm glad that you lived.

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Speaker 4: On cocaine and milk and Kalipino peppers the.

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Speaker 6: Seventies, red peppers, red peppers. Yes he really, yes, yes,

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Speaker 6: he had this weird diet. He would just drink milk,

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Speaker 6: snort coke and eat red peppers for.

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Speaker 4: Like years, for years, for years.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, but then he was started hallucinating. There's a really

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00:57:45,520 --> 00:57:47,760
Speaker 1: good story where like he saw something in the bottom.

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Speaker 1: There was an indoor pool in some mansion they had

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00:57:50,320 --> 00:57:53,880
Speaker 1: in La Do you know that story? And he hallucinated

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Speaker 1: this thing where basically the devil was coming up out

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Speaker 1: of the pool and somebody is like, hey, we got

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00:57:58,880 --> 00:58:00,920
Speaker 1: to get you off the coke, off the peppers.

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00:58:01,200 --> 00:58:04,320
Speaker 2: Yeah you know that's the peppers.

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00:58:03,080 --> 00:58:07,800
Speaker 6: Yeah, we got to get you a steak, a steak

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00:58:07,840 --> 00:58:08,840
Speaker 6: and some mashed potato.

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Speaker 1: Stat gotta take it easy.

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Speaker 4: Holy shit.

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00:58:13,040 --> 00:58:15,440
Speaker 2: Have you guys seen that Bowie documentary?

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Speaker 4: No mine is.

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Speaker 6: My daughter has demanded I wait till she gets back

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00:58:18,960 --> 00:58:20,760
Speaker 6: from camp because she's obsessed with bow and guys can

1245
00:58:20,800 --> 00:58:21,360
Speaker 6: watch it together.

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00:58:21,440 --> 00:58:23,760
Speaker 2: Oh she's at camp right yeah.

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00:58:23,560 --> 00:58:26,200
Speaker 6: Camp right now? Is it out in Vermont? She just wow,

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00:58:26,440 --> 00:58:27,480
Speaker 6: running around in the Woods.

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Speaker 2: That's where I wanted it to be.

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00:58:30,120 --> 00:58:31,280
Speaker 1: That's like dream camp.

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00:58:31,440 --> 00:58:33,720
Speaker 4: Yeah, I know, she's very very happy. Good.

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Speaker 2: That's great.

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Speaker 6: And I just did a you know, I have a

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Speaker 6: new trade paperback that's coming out July twelfth.

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Speaker 4: Listeners.

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00:58:40,240 --> 00:58:42,800
Speaker 6: Yeah, you want to go to your called Minor Threats.

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00:58:43,320 --> 00:58:45,560
Speaker 6: First four issues of my comic Minor Threats.

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Speaker 5: I mentioned that because on the way to Karen's I

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00:58:49,720 --> 00:58:52,640
Speaker 5: listened to Minor threat Oh there you go.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, unrelated.

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00:58:54,480 --> 00:58:57,680
Speaker 6: But we had a big release party out at in

1262
00:58:58,480 --> 00:59:02,920
Speaker 6: Eagle Rock at a place old Revenge of So we

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00:59:02,960 --> 00:59:05,200
Speaker 6: did a signing, we had barbecue, we had a couple

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Speaker 6: of comedians, and we had a band play. And the

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00:59:07,640 --> 00:59:09,600
Speaker 6: band that I got to play was Bleached, which is

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Speaker 6: my daughter's favorite.

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Speaker 2: Oh they're great.

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00:59:11,920 --> 00:59:14,400
Speaker 6: So I like got to like meet them backstage and

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00:59:14,440 --> 00:59:17,880
Speaker 6: then watch their sound check and and she was just

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00:59:17,920 --> 00:59:21,280
Speaker 6: like you it was she was. So I'm just so

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00:59:21,360 --> 00:59:24,800
Speaker 6: happy that she's into really really cool music and that

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00:59:24,920 --> 00:59:29,520
Speaker 6: music leads her forward into people like Lana del Rey.

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00:59:30,040 --> 00:59:32,520
Speaker 4: And then then also like if they mentioned what is

1274
00:59:32,560 --> 00:59:35,880
Speaker 4: this line, I listened to Sabbath, you know that it's real?

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00:59:36,000 --> 00:59:38,120
Speaker 6: She goes, Oh, that's a band called Black Sabbath and

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00:59:38,120 --> 00:59:39,280
Speaker 6: then I'll play her paranoid.

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Speaker 4: Now she loves black Sabage.

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Speaker 1: Oh that's great.

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00:59:41,440 --> 00:59:43,840
Speaker 2: I went to a Bleach show the Sisters right.

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Speaker 4: Oh.

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00:59:44,400 --> 00:59:48,880
Speaker 5: Yes, it was an all ages show and I couldn't believe.

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00:59:48,880 --> 00:59:51,760
Speaker 5: I'm many cool parents brought their cool kids with the

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00:59:51,840 --> 00:59:55,880
Speaker 5: little ear muffs on, and it was the best show.

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Speaker 2: I knew nothing about that band.

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Speaker 6: They do the best songs about growing up and being

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01:00:00,240 --> 01:00:03,680
Speaker 6: a little punk in the valley and being and you know.

1287
01:00:04,000 --> 01:00:08,040
Speaker 6: And we were backstage and here's something, here's how, there's

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01:00:08,040 --> 01:00:09,840
Speaker 6: how your kids get away from you in great ways.

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01:00:10,400 --> 01:00:13,480
Speaker 6: So Jennifer was saying, yeah, we were just touring and

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Speaker 6: we were supposed to open for Bikini Kill at the

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Speaker 6: Greek and the day of my sister Jessica got COVID

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Speaker 6: and we couldn't do it. And my daughter's like, you

1293
01:00:24,920 --> 01:00:27,280
Speaker 6: didn't get to open for Bikini Kill. And I go,

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Speaker 6: do you know who Bikini Kill is? She goes, yeah,

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01:00:29,920 --> 01:00:33,040
Speaker 6: Kathleen hand. And when we drove home, she she plugged

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Speaker 6: her phone into the thing and played me all the

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Speaker 6: Bikini Kill songs.

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Speaker 4: She loves. Oh, I didn't know she was into bikini

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Speaker 4: I'm so happy.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that is.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, it's a beaut a surprise. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: And also it's so cool to me because it's this,

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01:00:46,480 --> 01:00:50,200
Speaker 1: it's like whatever it is now, fourth wave feminism or whatever, yeap,

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01:00:50,280 --> 01:00:53,880
Speaker 1: where it's cool to be into those bands which were

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01:00:53,960 --> 01:00:56,920
Speaker 1: like you had to in the nineties, no cool people

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01:00:56,960 --> 01:00:57,600
Speaker 1: to find.

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Speaker 4: Out about those things. Yes, exactly.

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01:00:59,200 --> 01:01:02,240
Speaker 1: And now it's kind of like somebody is on the

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Speaker 1: circuit going listen to this, do this, pay attention to this.

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Speaker 4: Miss this the best. You're gonna love it.

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01:01:07,640 --> 01:01:13,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's so was delightful, was perfection.

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01:01:13,920 --> 01:01:17,760
Speaker 2: You are out of the gates. You were hilarious.

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Speaker 5: You you had the instincts to do a street tour

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Speaker 5: of venture.

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Speaker 1: We got something done for you.

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Speaker 6: I can't believe you lived two minutes from me, Karen.

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01:01:26,400 --> 01:01:28,720
Speaker 6: Let's go get coffee soon, yes, please, God damn it.

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Speaker 1: Yes.

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Speaker 6: I can't imagine how busy you are because I know

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01:01:31,720 --> 01:01:34,720
Speaker 6: that you're running an empire. But Slate, if you can

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01:01:35,000 --> 01:01:37,480
Speaker 6: talk to your assistant, have a take open an hour

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01:01:38,280 --> 01:01:39,360
Speaker 6: and we'll get some caffeine.

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Speaker 1: That would be great. Let's go to Jones on third.

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Speaker 2: Yes, okay, you've been listening to do you need to ride?

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Speaker 4: I am aar.

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Speaker 2: This has been an Exactly Right.

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Speaker 1: Production produced by Analise Nelson, mixed by Edson Choy. Our

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Speaker 1: talent booker is Patrick Cotner.

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01:01:58,280 --> 01:02:00,680
Speaker 2: Theme song by Karen Kilgare.

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01:02:00,640 --> 01:02:04,200
Speaker 1: Artwork by Chris Fairbanks. Follow the show on Instagram, Twitter,

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Speaker 1: and Facebook at dinar podcast That's d y n ar Podcast.

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Speaker 5: For more information, go to exactly rightmedia dot com.

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Speaker 1: Thank you both, You're welcome