1 00:00:00,240 --> 00:00:04,000 Speaker 1: Make sure to subscribe, rate, and review The Doctor Sex 2 00:00:04,040 --> 00:00:11,560 Speaker 1: re Show wherever you listen to your favorite podcasts. On 3 00:00:11,680 --> 00:00:15,640 Speaker 1: today's episode of The Doctor Sex Reath Show, we talked 4 00:00:15,680 --> 00:00:19,360 Speaker 1: to a man who definitely prefers blonde's, a woman whose 5 00:00:19,400 --> 00:00:22,360 Speaker 1: partner likes the wrong kind of fun and games, and 6 00:00:22,440 --> 00:00:25,840 Speaker 1: a woman whose mouth got her into big trouble. And 7 00:00:25,920 --> 00:00:31,000 Speaker 1: now The Doctor Sex Reese Show with your host, Dr 8 00:00:31,200 --> 00:00:36,120 Speaker 1: Robert sex Race. This is the Doctor Robert sex re Show. 9 00:00:36,159 --> 00:00:41,519 Speaker 1: I'm Dr Robert sex Reese. How can I help you today? 10 00:00:41,960 --> 00:00:45,519 Speaker 1: Every caller that calls me I take as it's me 11 00:00:45,800 --> 00:00:48,159 Speaker 1: or them. I don't like that either. Honestly, now that 12 00:00:48,200 --> 00:00:50,199 Speaker 1: I'm hearing it come from you, I'm very excited to 13 00:00:50,200 --> 00:00:52,120 Speaker 1: talk about this. Can you give me a second? I'm 14 00:00:52,159 --> 00:00:54,040 Speaker 1: choking on a walnut. You know you're on the air. 15 00:00:54,160 --> 00:00:56,080 Speaker 1: Can we just put aside our differences and agree that 16 00:00:56,120 --> 00:00:59,160 Speaker 1: I was right, very impatient to hear your question, but 17 00:00:59,240 --> 00:01:02,000 Speaker 1: also of being in fear of it. I'm throwing gems 18 00:01:02,040 --> 00:01:04,000 Speaker 1: at you and you just keep dropping them in the river. 19 00:01:04,200 --> 00:01:07,720 Speaker 1: My situation is I'm doing what I love. I'm free 20 00:01:07,800 --> 00:01:10,840 Speaker 1: from human touch, and I'm here to give what I 21 00:01:10,959 --> 00:01:13,919 Speaker 1: have to you. Hello, and welcome to the Doctor Sex 22 00:01:13,959 --> 00:01:18,760 Speaker 1: Reese Show. You know, everybody wants authenticity in their life, 23 00:01:18,800 --> 00:01:22,520 Speaker 1: everybody wants truth. But I have actually been cursed with 24 00:01:22,720 --> 00:01:26,279 Speaker 1: an inability to lie. It's true. I'm like the George 25 00:01:26,319 --> 00:01:30,160 Speaker 1: Washington of sex advice. If I hear something disgusting, I'm 26 00:01:30,160 --> 00:01:32,640 Speaker 1: gonna call it out and trust me, it's all disgusting. 27 00:01:33,560 --> 00:01:36,760 Speaker 1: So when I get accused of lying, I take it 28 00:01:36,840 --> 00:01:41,920 Speaker 1: extremely personally because I could lie. I could lie all 29 00:01:41,959 --> 00:01:45,280 Speaker 1: the time. If I decided to make my career out 30 00:01:45,280 --> 00:01:48,080 Speaker 1: of lying, that I would be in the place of 31 00:01:48,080 --> 00:01:51,080 Speaker 1: of my former co host, Dr Kelly. Now you know, 32 00:01:51,800 --> 00:01:56,040 Speaker 1: making sixty dollars a year married to a successful heart surgeon. 33 00:01:56,040 --> 00:02:00,880 Speaker 1: But I'm not. I'm here helping you. And now, after 34 00:02:01,560 --> 00:02:05,720 Speaker 1: eighteen years of living with this terrible affliction of the truth, 35 00:02:06,720 --> 00:02:10,240 Speaker 1: I've been accused of hiding the truth. A lunatic by 36 00:02:10,240 --> 00:02:12,880 Speaker 1: the name of Jeff f who claims to have mountains 37 00:02:12,919 --> 00:02:16,760 Speaker 1: of evidence, says that I have a daughter. Well to that, 38 00:02:16,840 --> 00:02:21,760 Speaker 1: I say enough is enough. I've gotten thousands of emails, texts, 39 00:02:22,440 --> 00:02:26,519 Speaker 1: mentions on social media. I've been canceled online, I've been 40 00:02:26,560 --> 00:02:31,120 Speaker 1: canceled offline. I'm being owned by teens and tweens. In 41 00:02:31,160 --> 00:02:35,079 Speaker 1: the interim, I I've accumulated hundreds of new listeners. Welcome, 42 00:02:35,080 --> 00:02:37,640 Speaker 1: by the way to the show. Now, the only legitimate 43 00:02:37,639 --> 00:02:39,520 Speaker 1: solution I can come up with about all of this 44 00:02:39,639 --> 00:02:42,400 Speaker 1: is that it's deep fake. Have you heard about deep fake? 45 00:02:43,120 --> 00:02:46,960 Speaker 1: This is a new technology whereby anything can be faked, 46 00:02:47,440 --> 00:02:49,000 Speaker 1: all right, And the more I learned about it, the 47 00:02:49,000 --> 00:02:51,440 Speaker 1: more I begin to suspect that that's what's happening. The 48 00:02:51,440 --> 00:02:54,720 Speaker 1: only question I have is how long has it been happening? Now? 49 00:02:54,760 --> 00:02:57,639 Speaker 1: All I want is to live a life free of 50 00:02:57,680 --> 00:03:04,400 Speaker 1: ejaculate and to do my weekly emotionally draining, painful radio program. 51 00:03:04,400 --> 00:03:07,960 Speaker 1: But people like Jeff f and his online followers, they 52 00:03:08,000 --> 00:03:11,760 Speaker 1: want to so mistrust. Do you know why? Because I'm 53 00:03:11,800 --> 00:03:15,720 Speaker 1: an expert and they're not, and they don't like that. Now, 54 00:03:15,760 --> 00:03:19,120 Speaker 1: I'll admit I have started to question my own sanity 55 00:03:19,160 --> 00:03:23,320 Speaker 1: over the past week or so, lying in bed, scrolling 56 00:03:23,320 --> 00:03:26,240 Speaker 1: through tweet after tweet and meme after mean, you know, 57 00:03:26,280 --> 00:03:28,960 Speaker 1: I was ready to disappear. I was ready to just vanish. 58 00:03:29,000 --> 00:03:30,840 Speaker 1: And I can do it. I can slip into the 59 00:03:30,880 --> 00:03:34,840 Speaker 1: crevices of nature like a salamander poof dr sex Reies gone. 60 00:03:35,920 --> 00:03:37,880 Speaker 1: I could hit the mattresses at any moment, and I 61 00:03:37,920 --> 00:03:44,160 Speaker 1: was ready to this morning, but Shelley convinced me not to. 62 00:03:44,600 --> 00:03:47,080 Speaker 1: She reminded me of you people, how much you all 63 00:03:47,160 --> 00:03:49,800 Speaker 1: need me. And if I'm going to be cursed with 64 00:03:49,840 --> 00:03:53,160 Speaker 1: the power of truth and insight, I may as well 65 00:03:53,280 --> 00:03:56,560 Speaker 1: use it for good and not cast myself off from 66 00:03:56,560 --> 00:04:00,600 Speaker 1: society wandering the North Pole like Frankenstein's monster, which is 67 00:04:00,640 --> 00:04:02,440 Speaker 1: what happens in the book. By the way, I don't 68 00:04:02,440 --> 00:04:04,400 Speaker 1: know if you knew that. Also, he speaks French, which 69 00:04:04,440 --> 00:04:09,880 Speaker 1: is very odd. But anyway, I'm not going to be 70 00:04:09,920 --> 00:04:14,120 Speaker 1: Frankenstein's monster. I'm going to be your monster. Dr Robert 71 00:04:14,160 --> 00:04:16,040 Speaker 1: sex Reese, and I'm here to help. So let's get 72 00:04:16,080 --> 00:04:20,320 Speaker 1: the show started. You're all on Nottice, but we're going 73 00:04:20,360 --> 00:04:23,599 Speaker 1: to plow ahead anyway. Let's hear from our first caller. 74 00:04:23,720 --> 00:04:26,120 Speaker 1: We have Chris on the line. Chris, you're on the 75 00:04:26,160 --> 00:04:29,440 Speaker 1: Doctor sex re Show. I'm the host, Dr Robert sex Reese. 76 00:04:29,960 --> 00:04:35,240 Speaker 1: How can I help you? Hey? Um, I am okay. 77 00:04:35,480 --> 00:04:40,279 Speaker 1: So I got this this situation here where my girlfriend 78 00:04:40,400 --> 00:04:44,640 Speaker 1: when we first started dating, had really gorgeous blonde hair, 79 00:04:44,720 --> 00:04:50,479 Speaker 1: which I am all about and uh. And then you know, 80 00:04:50,680 --> 00:04:55,520 Speaker 1: things got pretty hat and heavy right away, But like 81 00:04:55,720 --> 00:05:01,160 Speaker 1: three or four weeks into it, I started seeing her roots. Uh. 82 00:05:01,240 --> 00:05:04,839 Speaker 1: And so now I feel I feel a little dooped 83 00:05:05,520 --> 00:05:08,160 Speaker 1: because I thought I was getting in a relationship with 84 00:05:08,200 --> 00:05:13,120 Speaker 1: a blonde woman, and now she refuses to dye her 85 00:05:13,200 --> 00:05:15,920 Speaker 1: hair back blonde again. Have you asked her to dye 86 00:05:15,960 --> 00:05:19,280 Speaker 1: her hair back blond again? Well? I mentioned it once 87 00:05:19,360 --> 00:05:21,640 Speaker 1: and lost it, and she lost it, and you didn't 88 00:05:21,680 --> 00:05:24,160 Speaker 1: investigate any further or try to figure out if there 89 00:05:24,200 --> 00:05:26,520 Speaker 1: was some underlying emotional reason for that, or something you 90 00:05:26,640 --> 00:05:30,400 Speaker 1: had said it triggered her anything. I usually just walk 91 00:05:30,480 --> 00:05:34,120 Speaker 1: out of the room or she cried good, that's good. 92 00:05:34,120 --> 00:05:35,600 Speaker 1: I wanted to make sure it was something like that, 93 00:05:35,680 --> 00:05:37,440 Speaker 1: because if you get it, the problem is if you 94 00:05:37,480 --> 00:05:40,800 Speaker 1: start getting into if you start getting too deep into 95 00:05:40,839 --> 00:05:44,520 Speaker 1: this emotionality, in this sort of like over communication, you 96 00:05:44,560 --> 00:05:47,159 Speaker 1: start to rely on that right, you start to rely 97 00:05:47,480 --> 00:05:52,839 Speaker 1: on reaching common ground and and really plunging the depths 98 00:05:53,839 --> 00:05:57,599 Speaker 1: of what's actually bothering us subconsciously. And uh, that's not 99 00:05:57,680 --> 00:05:59,760 Speaker 1: something I recommend. So I think you made the right step. 100 00:06:00,040 --> 00:06:06,159 Speaker 1: Air mhm, So congrats on that. What can I help 101 00:06:06,160 --> 00:06:08,039 Speaker 1: you with though, Now what's the what's the problem, because 102 00:06:08,080 --> 00:06:10,680 Speaker 1: it sounds like you have this under control. Well, I've 103 00:06:10,720 --> 00:06:13,400 Speaker 1: got to figure out a way to get her back 104 00:06:13,440 --> 00:06:15,880 Speaker 1: to blonde again, because that's what I mean. May I 105 00:06:15,920 --> 00:06:19,760 Speaker 1: ask how old you are? Seven? And how old is 106 00:06:20,080 --> 00:06:24,320 Speaker 1: your girlfriend? Well, I'm gonna call Kelly Kelly Lebron. Is 107 00:06:24,320 --> 00:06:27,279 Speaker 1: that okay? If I call her Kelly Lebron, I you 108 00:06:27,320 --> 00:06:29,760 Speaker 1: know we can go with that. I did. That's like 109 00:06:30,080 --> 00:06:32,360 Speaker 1: Chris and and so Chris is thirty seven? Is gonna 110 00:06:32,360 --> 00:06:34,080 Speaker 1: do a little math and how old is Kelly LeBrock? 111 00:06:35,680 --> 00:06:37,520 Speaker 1: All right, let's do a little role play. I'm gonna 112 00:06:37,560 --> 00:06:42,000 Speaker 1: be Kelly LeBrock and you be you. And I'm walking 113 00:06:42,040 --> 00:06:45,920 Speaker 1: into the living room after a long day at work. 114 00:06:46,080 --> 00:06:47,640 Speaker 1: All right, I've been at work all day, but on 115 00:06:47,720 --> 00:06:52,280 Speaker 1: set all day, I'm exhausted. My director he's a real 116 00:06:52,680 --> 00:06:56,320 Speaker 1: piece of work. He's been riding me through this whole shoot, 117 00:06:56,920 --> 00:07:01,200 Speaker 1: working me harder, because he says and inspires everyone else 118 00:07:01,240 --> 00:07:03,120 Speaker 1: on the crew to work harder if they see Kelly 119 00:07:03,160 --> 00:07:06,880 Speaker 1: LeBrock is willing to be underwater for three hours a 120 00:07:06,960 --> 00:07:09,800 Speaker 1: day for the stupid shark movie that we're doing. Okay, 121 00:07:09,840 --> 00:07:11,760 Speaker 1: So you're at home. What would you be doing at 122 00:07:11,800 --> 00:07:13,640 Speaker 1: home in the evening while you're waiting for your girlfriend, 123 00:07:13,720 --> 00:07:15,920 Speaker 1: Kelly LeBrock to come home. Let's just watch my game 124 00:07:16,040 --> 00:07:21,000 Speaker 1: or something. Okay, very cool, Chris, ding dong. The door 125 00:07:21,080 --> 00:07:23,360 Speaker 1: is locked in the scenario and Kelly forgot her keys. 126 00:07:23,800 --> 00:07:27,440 Speaker 1: Ding dong. Hello, Yeah, could you let me in please? 127 00:07:27,920 --> 00:07:33,760 Speaker 1: It's your girlfriend, Kelly, Kelly lea Brook Hey, unlock, unlock. 128 00:07:34,080 --> 00:07:37,960 Speaker 1: I don't know anyway I'm opening it now. Oh. What 129 00:07:38,040 --> 00:07:43,240 Speaker 1: a long day on set. Oh I'm exhausted. I'd like 130 00:07:43,320 --> 00:07:46,040 Speaker 1: to just go in the shower and take a long, 131 00:07:46,440 --> 00:07:51,600 Speaker 1: hot shower. Cool. I'm gonna watch the game. Chris. Can 132 00:07:51,640 --> 00:07:54,760 Speaker 1: I ask you something You've seem a bit I don't know, 133 00:07:55,000 --> 00:07:58,880 Speaker 1: distant lately over the past several months, since my hair 134 00:07:59,200 --> 00:08:02,560 Speaker 1: has grown back in. Is there anything I can do 135 00:08:03,080 --> 00:08:08,920 Speaker 1: to make sure that I'm maintaining your interest sexually? Yeah? Actually, 136 00:08:09,080 --> 00:08:11,080 Speaker 1: I mean I don't mean to bring it up to 137 00:08:11,120 --> 00:08:19,600 Speaker 1: you that I've called all my director is calling hello. Yes? Wrong, no, wrong, 138 00:08:20,560 --> 00:08:26,720 Speaker 1: I'm relaxing at home with my boyfriend. Chris. Uh fine, deep. 139 00:08:27,360 --> 00:08:29,680 Speaker 1: So I was just so, I was just saying that 140 00:08:29,760 --> 00:08:34,880 Speaker 1: I really liked it when your hair was the blonde color. 141 00:08:35,040 --> 00:08:37,040 Speaker 1: Can you turn off the game please? I can't hear 142 00:08:37,080 --> 00:08:40,600 Speaker 1: anything you're saying, for bloody hell sake. Okay, and there's 143 00:08:40,640 --> 00:08:42,400 Speaker 1: just you know, there's only a couple of minutes left. 144 00:08:42,440 --> 00:08:45,720 Speaker 1: But yeah, do you want to wait to have this conversation. 145 00:08:46,080 --> 00:08:49,600 Speaker 1: I could take a shower now. No, I just, I 146 00:08:49,720 --> 00:08:52,600 Speaker 1: just I really am a lot more attracted to you 147 00:08:52,640 --> 00:08:57,040 Speaker 1: with blood hair. And I'm sorry, I don't don't cry. 148 00:08:57,360 --> 00:09:01,960 Speaker 1: Has this always been the case? It is? Yes, I 149 00:09:02,000 --> 00:09:05,080 Speaker 1: could have any man I want, Christopher, but I chose 150 00:09:05,160 --> 00:09:09,160 Speaker 1: you because you seem genuine and you seem sensitive. I 151 00:09:09,160 --> 00:09:11,560 Speaker 1: could date beautiful men half your age. I could date 152 00:09:12,160 --> 00:09:14,800 Speaker 1: what are you thirty seven? I could date I could 153 00:09:14,880 --> 00:09:17,640 Speaker 1: date men half my age. But I chose you because 154 00:09:17,679 --> 00:09:21,800 Speaker 1: you didn't seem shallow. You seem emotionally mature to me, 155 00:09:22,080 --> 00:09:24,160 Speaker 1: and you seem like someone who loves me for me. 156 00:09:24,679 --> 00:09:27,400 Speaker 1: I can't I can't help who I am. Well, I'm 157 00:09:27,440 --> 00:09:31,400 Speaker 1: giving you an ultimatum right now. It's either brunette or 158 00:09:31,520 --> 00:09:35,720 Speaker 1: get out. That's one way that that could play out. 159 00:09:36,160 --> 00:09:38,480 Speaker 1: What what what would you do in that scenario? Have 160 00:09:38,559 --> 00:09:40,680 Speaker 1: you ever asked her why she went blonde in the 161 00:09:40,720 --> 00:09:43,600 Speaker 1: first place, and what made her decide to go back. Yeah, 162 00:09:43,720 --> 00:09:45,840 Speaker 1: she said that she went blond in the first place. 163 00:09:45,960 --> 00:09:47,920 Speaker 1: You know, as a career moved you nailed it. She's 164 00:09:47,920 --> 00:09:53,839 Speaker 1: an actress. She ended up not feeling she brought them right, right, 165 00:09:54,679 --> 00:09:57,200 Speaker 1: And all you want her to do is to you know, 166 00:09:57,600 --> 00:10:00,120 Speaker 1: give into your shallow motives which you don't want or 167 00:10:00,120 --> 00:10:03,400 Speaker 1: to know her shallow uh, and and force her to 168 00:10:03,440 --> 00:10:06,600 Speaker 1: do something that she's not comfortable with as a person. Right, 169 00:10:06,640 --> 00:10:11,560 Speaker 1: that's all you're asking. I think you got um. Let 170 00:10:11,600 --> 00:10:13,120 Speaker 1: me ask you this. What are you doing to take 171 00:10:13,160 --> 00:10:14,800 Speaker 1: care of yourself? What kind of self care have you 172 00:10:14,840 --> 00:10:18,640 Speaker 1: been given yourself? You know, I watched, I watched, I 173 00:10:18,640 --> 00:10:23,960 Speaker 1: watched sports, which feels good. Yeah. Well I look, I 174 00:10:24,000 --> 00:10:28,600 Speaker 1: look for jobs. Okay, so you're unemployed. Yeah? Has she 175 00:10:28,720 --> 00:10:34,120 Speaker 1: been supporting you financially? Yeah? Okay for how long? Mm hmm? 176 00:10:35,040 --> 00:10:38,080 Speaker 1: Just about it? Under a year? So what do you 177 00:10:38,080 --> 00:10:40,280 Speaker 1: and what do you do for How did you make 178 00:10:40,320 --> 00:10:44,120 Speaker 1: money in the past? I was working at a supermarket. 179 00:10:44,600 --> 00:10:46,920 Speaker 1: So to me, this all makes a lot of sense. 180 00:10:47,200 --> 00:10:49,840 Speaker 1: If she can't just do this one simple thing for you, 181 00:10:50,600 --> 00:10:53,280 Speaker 1: I think that's on her. You know, she's already a 182 00:10:53,400 --> 00:10:57,960 Speaker 1: very well established actress. She's got a magnificent career that 183 00:10:58,000 --> 00:11:01,040 Speaker 1: spans decades. You know. The other thing I could say 184 00:11:01,040 --> 00:11:03,920 Speaker 1: to you, too, is that, like, maybe it's good that 185 00:11:04,000 --> 00:11:07,080 Speaker 1: you are living with someone that you're not attracted to 186 00:11:07,200 --> 00:11:09,520 Speaker 1: and that you don't like. You know, there's a lot 187 00:11:09,520 --> 00:11:12,360 Speaker 1: of people in life who wind up in that kind 188 00:11:12,360 --> 00:11:14,600 Speaker 1: of a situation, and it takes too long before they 189 00:11:14,640 --> 00:11:16,640 Speaker 1: realize that you kind of have an advantage here. You're 190 00:11:16,800 --> 00:11:20,240 Speaker 1: you're you caught this early on, and so maybe it's 191 00:11:20,280 --> 00:11:22,079 Speaker 1: just a matter of, well, let me just get used 192 00:11:22,120 --> 00:11:25,040 Speaker 1: to this, Like I can be in a kind of soulless, 193 00:11:25,080 --> 00:11:28,640 Speaker 1: loveless relationship and continue to do my own thing. You know, 194 00:11:28,720 --> 00:11:32,280 Speaker 1: are you happy otherwise in your life? I mean, I'd 195 00:11:32,280 --> 00:11:35,679 Speaker 1: be happier if she was blood. Have you considered having 196 00:11:35,679 --> 00:11:39,760 Speaker 1: an affair with someone who's blonde? Mad? When I sleep 197 00:11:39,800 --> 00:11:43,000 Speaker 1: with other women? All right, Chris, I mean we gotta 198 00:11:43,080 --> 00:11:44,800 Speaker 1: you know, we got a lot of people with problems 199 00:11:45,480 --> 00:11:48,559 Speaker 1: here today. So let's let's let's let's get to a solution. Here. 200 00:11:48,600 --> 00:11:51,400 Speaker 1: Here's what you're gonna do if you are not willing 201 00:11:51,720 --> 00:11:55,520 Speaker 1: or able to talk to her directly about your wants 202 00:11:55,520 --> 00:11:59,400 Speaker 1: and desires, which it sounds like you're not correct. Yeah, 203 00:11:59,600 --> 00:12:02,520 Speaker 1: she's kind of scary sometime. Yeah, you need to start 204 00:12:02,600 --> 00:12:05,920 Speaker 1: planting the seeds subliminally for her. Right, you want her 205 00:12:05,960 --> 00:12:08,280 Speaker 1: to feel like it is her idea. You want her 206 00:12:08,360 --> 00:12:12,560 Speaker 1: to think that the rest of the world is blonde 207 00:12:12,760 --> 00:12:15,840 Speaker 1: and turning blonde, and that there's all of these messages 208 00:12:17,120 --> 00:12:20,520 Speaker 1: that she's not even picking up on telling her to 209 00:12:20,640 --> 00:12:24,280 Speaker 1: go blonde again. Right then, when it comes from you, 210 00:12:24,400 --> 00:12:26,520 Speaker 1: she's primed for it. So there's a lot of little 211 00:12:26,559 --> 00:12:29,679 Speaker 1: things you can do. You can hang up pictures of 212 00:12:29,720 --> 00:12:33,160 Speaker 1: Marilyn Monroe on the refrigerator, right. You can get blonde trimmings. 213 00:12:33,400 --> 00:12:36,079 Speaker 1: I can hook you up with several websites where you 214 00:12:36,120 --> 00:12:39,200 Speaker 1: can buy people's hair. Just get a big bag of 215 00:12:39,240 --> 00:12:42,000 Speaker 1: blonde trimmings and start sprinkling them around the room like 216 00:12:42,000 --> 00:12:46,439 Speaker 1: a little bit of sexual salt and pepper right from 217 00:12:46,679 --> 00:12:48,400 Speaker 1: It doesn't matter where the hair comes from. What matters 218 00:12:48,400 --> 00:12:50,079 Speaker 1: that you get it cheap and reliably and you get 219 00:12:50,080 --> 00:12:52,800 Speaker 1: it delivered fast. Do you want to ask a lot 220 00:12:52,840 --> 00:12:55,880 Speaker 1: of questions or you want to make this happen. I 221 00:12:55,920 --> 00:12:58,440 Speaker 1: want to make this happen. Okay, does that sound like 222 00:12:59,320 --> 00:13:02,800 Speaker 1: something that could to help you prime things a little bit. Yeah, 223 00:13:03,120 --> 00:13:04,959 Speaker 1: it sounds like we got it. Huh, got it all 224 00:13:05,000 --> 00:13:09,280 Speaker 1: figured out? Ye? Great? Okay, Chris, we'll talk to you later. 225 00:13:09,360 --> 00:13:12,880 Speaker 1: Thanks a lot, best to luck to you. All right. Wow, 226 00:13:12,920 --> 00:13:17,000 Speaker 1: I would not bet on them working out, but always 227 00:13:17,000 --> 00:13:22,720 Speaker 1: glad to give it the old college try. Thank you 228 00:13:22,760 --> 00:13:25,920 Speaker 1: to the following sponsors, all of whom are underwriting this episode. 229 00:13:27,320 --> 00:13:31,680 Speaker 1: Discipline or an online and mobile marketplace that matches freelance 230 00:13:31,720 --> 00:13:36,280 Speaker 1: authority figures with local misbehaving children. That's discipline Er leave 231 00:13:36,320 --> 00:13:39,719 Speaker 1: out the E at the end. 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Okay, 242 00:14:23,840 --> 00:14:26,080 Speaker 1: this is the Doctor Sex re Show. I'm your host. 243 00:14:26,160 --> 00:14:30,160 Speaker 1: Dr Robert sex Reese. Today's topic is faking it, and 244 00:14:30,440 --> 00:14:33,520 Speaker 1: we're gonna move right on to our our next caller. 245 00:14:33,800 --> 00:14:37,000 Speaker 1: I have Sophie on the line. Sophie, you're on the 246 00:14:37,040 --> 00:14:41,080 Speaker 1: air with Dr sex Reese. That's me. Hello. My partner 247 00:14:41,120 --> 00:14:43,880 Speaker 1: has hobbies that just bore me, all right, and I 248 00:14:43,960 --> 00:14:48,840 Speaker 1: just I can't feign interest at all, Like, but the 249 00:14:48,920 --> 00:14:52,680 Speaker 1: sex is really good and I can live with the boredom. 250 00:14:52,880 --> 00:14:56,840 Speaker 1: But they're irritated that I'm not interested in the things 251 00:14:56,880 --> 00:14:59,400 Speaker 1: that they love. So I don't know what to do. 252 00:15:00,040 --> 00:15:02,440 Speaker 1: What kind of hobbies are we are we talking about, Sophie. 253 00:15:02,840 --> 00:15:07,360 Speaker 1: They like these elaborate card games, you know, and like 254 00:15:07,800 --> 00:15:09,760 Speaker 1: board games. And I'm not a board game person. I 255 00:15:09,800 --> 00:15:12,400 Speaker 1: stopped playing board games when I was twelve, So but 256 00:15:12,480 --> 00:15:16,360 Speaker 1: they're still into like, oh, it's it's Friday night, hunt, 257 00:15:16,400 --> 00:15:19,080 Speaker 1: let's come in, let's play sorry, and let me tell 258 00:15:19,080 --> 00:15:21,520 Speaker 1: you all of the different facts about Sorry. I'm just 259 00:15:21,560 --> 00:15:25,040 Speaker 1: not into board games like that. They're a fact sharer. 260 00:15:25,080 --> 00:15:27,720 Speaker 1: In addition to having these terrible hobbies, they want to talk. 261 00:15:27,800 --> 00:15:32,360 Speaker 1: They know everything about every game, okay, and yet I 262 00:15:32,360 --> 00:15:34,680 Speaker 1: don't want to get too specific, you know, And I 263 00:15:34,680 --> 00:15:38,120 Speaker 1: actually don't even really love talking about sex that much 264 00:15:38,160 --> 00:15:40,160 Speaker 1: on the show. There's usually other things going on. But 265 00:15:40,600 --> 00:15:42,800 Speaker 1: despite the fact that in this realm of their life 266 00:15:42,840 --> 00:15:46,680 Speaker 1: there's such a loser and a square um and a 267 00:15:46,800 --> 00:15:49,480 Speaker 1: dork um and probably need to get a life in 268 00:15:49,520 --> 00:15:51,040 Speaker 1: a huge way, and you wouldn't think of that as 269 00:15:51,080 --> 00:15:53,480 Speaker 1: being a very charismatic person or someone who's in touch 270 00:15:53,520 --> 00:15:59,800 Speaker 1: with themselves. But physically you're pleased. It's great, I have 271 00:16:00,000 --> 00:16:02,840 Speaker 1: of I'll put it this way. I have zero complaints. 272 00:16:03,360 --> 00:16:06,320 Speaker 1: Knows my body and you want someone to know your 273 00:16:06,320 --> 00:16:08,960 Speaker 1: body like that? Yeah, like he could play me like 274 00:16:09,960 --> 00:16:12,000 Speaker 1: play me like a fiddle. You know, he knows what 275 00:16:12,080 --> 00:16:14,640 Speaker 1: where all my strings go, and just he's good at 276 00:16:14,680 --> 00:16:16,960 Speaker 1: what he does. I gotta say that. That's all I 277 00:16:16,960 --> 00:16:21,120 Speaker 1: gotta say. Okay, and I think you've said enough, um. 278 00:16:21,160 --> 00:16:23,000 Speaker 1: But what I want to know is do you think 279 00:16:23,040 --> 00:16:27,080 Speaker 1: in some way that he's treating you like one of 280 00:16:27,080 --> 00:16:30,960 Speaker 1: his little board games, that to him you are nothing 281 00:16:31,080 --> 00:16:35,760 Speaker 1: more than a shoot and a ladder that he wants 282 00:16:35,800 --> 00:16:38,200 Speaker 1: to spin your wheel, take his turn, and then fold 283 00:16:38,240 --> 00:16:41,440 Speaker 1: you up and put you back in the closet. That's crazy. 284 00:16:41,600 --> 00:16:44,880 Speaker 1: I didn't even think about it that way. Okay, Well, 285 00:16:44,920 --> 00:16:48,320 Speaker 1: do you want me to continue diagnosing your issues or 286 00:16:48,440 --> 00:16:51,320 Speaker 1: are you just happy to be in whatever kind of 287 00:16:51,600 --> 00:16:54,880 Speaker 1: shallow relationship you're in where all you're getting is every 288 00:16:54,880 --> 00:16:57,080 Speaker 1: one of your physical needs, Matt, but not taking off 289 00:16:57,080 --> 00:16:58,840 Speaker 1: any of these other things. We're putting too much pressure 290 00:16:58,880 --> 00:17:01,960 Speaker 1: on yourself, apparently, uh, to make more out of the relationship, 291 00:17:02,160 --> 00:17:05,399 Speaker 1: not just physical. He is kind. Now, let me just 292 00:17:05,480 --> 00:17:08,560 Speaker 1: ask you this the specifics of the hobby as side. 293 00:17:08,920 --> 00:17:10,440 Speaker 1: Do you really want to be the kind of person 294 00:17:10,480 --> 00:17:13,160 Speaker 1: who shares a hobby with their significant other? Like when 295 00:17:13,160 --> 00:17:16,879 Speaker 1: you when you're when you're out camping or something and 296 00:17:16,920 --> 00:17:21,520 Speaker 1: you see an old, chubby couple bird watching together, doesn't 297 00:17:21,520 --> 00:17:23,840 Speaker 1: that make you feel bad for them? Is that what 298 00:17:23,920 --> 00:17:26,920 Speaker 1: you want? I mean, I think that's what he wants. 299 00:17:26,960 --> 00:17:29,040 Speaker 1: I think he wants me to be able to come 300 00:17:29,240 --> 00:17:32,679 Speaker 1: to like the conventions and then we have like the 301 00:17:32,720 --> 00:17:36,080 Speaker 1: couple's costumes and stuff. I think he just wants to 302 00:17:36,119 --> 00:17:38,280 Speaker 1: be because it's such a big part of his life, 303 00:17:38,960 --> 00:17:42,320 Speaker 1: kind of well known at the conventions. He's been going 304 00:17:42,400 --> 00:17:44,439 Speaker 1: for years, so he knows a lot of the people. 305 00:17:44,560 --> 00:17:46,679 Speaker 1: He's probably known a lot of these people longer than 306 00:17:46,720 --> 00:17:49,760 Speaker 1: he's known you. Absolutely, yeah, absolutely, he's known some of 307 00:17:49,800 --> 00:17:52,439 Speaker 1: them for like years and years and years. Does that 308 00:17:52,480 --> 00:17:54,879 Speaker 1: concern you that, you know, he shows up in in 309 00:17:55,119 --> 00:17:59,320 Speaker 1: uh Santa Fe for a convention with another person dressed 310 00:17:59,359 --> 00:18:02,359 Speaker 1: as a smurf, and god knows, you know, they have 311 00:18:02,400 --> 00:18:06,680 Speaker 1: all these different things to talk about and compare and 312 00:18:07,560 --> 00:18:09,760 Speaker 1: relate to each other over You don't ever worry that 313 00:18:09,800 --> 00:18:13,560 Speaker 1: when he's out of town, you know he's gonna smurf someone. 314 00:18:14,160 --> 00:18:17,439 Speaker 1: I mean, the thought does run through my head. It 315 00:18:17,480 --> 00:18:21,160 Speaker 1: has run through my mind before. Um. But there aren't 316 00:18:21,760 --> 00:18:25,920 Speaker 1: a ton of women that go to the conventions. Um, 317 00:18:25,960 --> 00:18:29,000 Speaker 1: there are some, though, there are some some of them. 318 00:18:29,040 --> 00:18:31,119 Speaker 1: Sometimes they're not wearing any clothes. They're just paint their 319 00:18:31,160 --> 00:18:33,880 Speaker 1: breasts green to be an alien or something. A lot 320 00:18:33,920 --> 00:18:36,919 Speaker 1: of the anime girls don't wear a lot. Yeah, and 321 00:18:36,960 --> 00:18:40,320 Speaker 1: then what do they do. They're praying on these sweaty nerds, 322 00:18:41,200 --> 00:18:44,639 Speaker 1: trying to get them, get their hooks in them, either 323 00:18:44,720 --> 00:18:47,639 Speaker 1: for their own sick gratification or because they have a 324 00:18:47,680 --> 00:18:52,359 Speaker 1: monetary employ in mind, some kind of long con A 325 00:18:52,400 --> 00:18:54,760 Speaker 1: lot of them are just playing psychological games. A lot 326 00:18:54,760 --> 00:18:59,000 Speaker 1: of these people did not have a good upbringing, learned 327 00:18:59,040 --> 00:19:03,800 Speaker 1: their morals. Um sci fi and uh, comic books and 328 00:19:03,840 --> 00:19:07,120 Speaker 1: are now trying to live out their fantasies with your 329 00:19:07,680 --> 00:19:13,640 Speaker 1: dorky partner. So you're saying he's cheating on me. Yeah, look, 330 00:19:13,680 --> 00:19:19,520 Speaker 1: I'm not a Nostradamis or Spock one of the characters 331 00:19:19,600 --> 00:19:23,119 Speaker 1: from Marvel movie who can see into the future. He 332 00:19:23,119 --> 00:19:25,840 Speaker 1: could be telling you anything. I'm not saying he is 333 00:19:25,880 --> 00:19:28,040 Speaker 1: doing something, but I am saying that he probably is 334 00:19:28,080 --> 00:19:34,719 Speaker 1: doing something sexual with someone else. I mean, look at 335 00:19:34,760 --> 00:19:38,000 Speaker 1: this guy. Look at the evidence. Before you started getting 336 00:19:38,040 --> 00:19:41,840 Speaker 1: together with him. He was hunched over a computer screen 337 00:19:42,240 --> 00:19:46,440 Speaker 1: building castles for virtual money or something, probably right, probably 338 00:19:46,480 --> 00:19:50,960 Speaker 1: never left his home, probably had terrible posture, was eating 339 00:19:51,440 --> 00:19:54,240 Speaker 1: pizza roles all day long. And then you come into 340 00:19:54,240 --> 00:19:56,399 Speaker 1: his life and all of a sudden, this guy is 341 00:19:56,920 --> 00:19:59,800 Speaker 1: some sort of sexual dynamo. Where did he learn all 342 00:19:59,840 --> 00:20:03,160 Speaker 1: that stuff? Where did he pick all that up? If 343 00:20:03,200 --> 00:20:07,000 Speaker 1: not from some of these older women who dressed themselves 344 00:20:07,040 --> 00:20:11,240 Speaker 1: up like aliens seduce autistic people, which I'm assuming you're 345 00:20:11,800 --> 00:20:15,200 Speaker 1: boyfriend is. And then the next thing you know, they're 346 00:20:15,200 --> 00:20:19,560 Speaker 1: they're you know, poisoning their significant others or their mothers 347 00:20:19,600 --> 00:20:22,399 Speaker 1: to get their hands on insurance money. I mean, his 348 00:20:22,480 --> 00:20:27,000 Speaker 1: parents are still alive, he didn't poison anybody for now, 349 00:20:28,280 --> 00:20:31,440 Speaker 1: you don't know. And then longer that you spend not 350 00:20:31,560 --> 00:20:35,639 Speaker 1: being interested in his stupid hobbies, the more of a 351 00:20:35,760 --> 00:20:40,840 Speaker 1: chance develops that he's going to be seduced. So what 352 00:20:40,840 --> 00:20:43,520 Speaker 1: are you gonna do about it? That's why I called you? 353 00:20:44,720 --> 00:20:49,560 Speaker 1: So what do you? So? What do I have to do? Cosplay? 354 00:20:49,680 --> 00:20:52,160 Speaker 1: If you're doing any kind of cosplay, here's what I recommend. 355 00:20:53,200 --> 00:20:56,159 Speaker 1: Next time he has a convention to go to, you know, 356 00:20:56,240 --> 00:20:59,720 Speaker 1: wish him well and then dress yourself up like a 357 00:20:59,760 --> 00:21:01,919 Speaker 1: pres to show up at that convention, because you know 358 00:21:01,960 --> 00:21:04,080 Speaker 1: they need priests on hands at those things in case 359 00:21:04,119 --> 00:21:07,520 Speaker 1: anyone dies. Uh, And then just follow him around and 360 00:21:07,520 --> 00:21:12,480 Speaker 1: see what happens. Are you're telling me to just not 361 00:21:12,800 --> 00:21:15,919 Speaker 1: be in his interests, but to follow him to a 362 00:21:16,000 --> 00:21:20,639 Speaker 1: convention and dress in a costume that's cosplay? Well, No, 363 00:21:20,800 --> 00:21:22,879 Speaker 1: in this case, it would be because you're a master 364 00:21:22,960 --> 00:21:26,119 Speaker 1: of disguise, not that you're dressing up as a certain character, 365 00:21:26,160 --> 00:21:28,679 Speaker 1: but you're trying to blend in to the convention so 366 00:21:28,760 --> 00:21:31,520 Speaker 1: he doesn't know it's you. So what I think you 367 00:21:31,520 --> 00:21:35,400 Speaker 1: should do is demand that he takes interest in your 368 00:21:35,480 --> 00:21:41,159 Speaker 1: hobbies and make them arduous, physically exhausting hobbies as well 369 00:21:41,280 --> 00:21:44,880 Speaker 1: mentally challenging hobbies. Put him to the test. See if 370 00:21:44,920 --> 00:21:48,040 Speaker 1: he has what it takes to go spelunking with you 371 00:21:48,680 --> 00:21:53,760 Speaker 1: or collecting rocks in a bag, you know, rock bagging. 372 00:21:54,240 --> 00:21:56,359 Speaker 1: Do you think you could convince him to take up 373 00:21:56,359 --> 00:21:58,840 Speaker 1: one of your hobbies in order to save this relationship 374 00:21:58,880 --> 00:22:01,720 Speaker 1: that is clearly on the raw. He leaves me to 375 00:22:01,800 --> 00:22:04,359 Speaker 1: do the things that I want to do, and he 376 00:22:04,440 --> 00:22:06,400 Speaker 1: leaves me to do them by myself, and I don't 377 00:22:06,400 --> 00:22:10,120 Speaker 1: really get offended. Like I know, like you know, going 378 00:22:10,119 --> 00:22:12,240 Speaker 1: to the gym is not his thing. I know he's 379 00:22:12,280 --> 00:22:16,240 Speaker 1: not super into needle point or scrap booking, and those 380 00:22:16,280 --> 00:22:19,239 Speaker 1: are the things that you're into. Oh wow, Okay, so 381 00:22:19,280 --> 00:22:21,520 Speaker 1: your hobbies are actually almost worse than his in a 382 00:22:21,560 --> 00:22:25,199 Speaker 1: lot of ways. It's it's for health mainly, it's not 383 00:22:25,240 --> 00:22:28,960 Speaker 1: really for like what I look like. And okay, but 384 00:22:29,000 --> 00:22:32,199 Speaker 1: I bet you look pretty good. I don't know. I mean, 385 00:22:32,240 --> 00:22:35,160 Speaker 1: I've given you some pretty good suggestions they've been swatted down. 386 00:22:35,760 --> 00:22:38,679 Speaker 1: Giving you some bad suggestions, they've been swatted down. It 387 00:22:38,720 --> 00:22:41,360 Speaker 1: sounds like you both have really dumb hobbies that you're 388 00:22:41,359 --> 00:22:45,040 Speaker 1: obsessed with and won't let go of, and I don't know. 389 00:22:45,119 --> 00:22:49,320 Speaker 1: Maybe you guys deserve each other, that's the hope. Have 390 00:22:49,400 --> 00:22:54,879 Speaker 1: you thought about getting Star Wars underwear? Yeah? Alright, congratulations, 391 00:22:54,920 --> 00:22:57,600 Speaker 1: you just won the lottery. Your problem is solved, Ding 392 00:22:57,680 --> 00:23:01,040 Speaker 1: ding ding. Next caller, they say, Han shot first. Well, 393 00:23:01,080 --> 00:23:04,920 Speaker 1: guess what I just shot first. She's done, She's out 394 00:23:04,920 --> 00:23:08,800 Speaker 1: of here. Sophie was wasting our time. But I do 395 00:23:08,880 --> 00:23:10,920 Speaker 1: wish her the best and hope that she will call 396 00:23:11,000 --> 00:23:13,160 Speaker 1: back with an update to let me know how things 397 00:23:13,160 --> 00:23:16,800 Speaker 1: are going with her boyfriend. This is the Doctor Robert 398 00:23:16,840 --> 00:23:21,080 Speaker 1: sex Reese Show. I'm Dr Robert sex Reese. Let's keep 399 00:23:21,080 --> 00:23:26,960 Speaker 1: it moving. I want to thank our sponsor today the 400 00:23:27,040 --> 00:23:29,960 Speaker 1: Father Finder app face it. Your father is going to 401 00:23:30,080 --> 00:23:33,119 Speaker 1: leave you. Take it from some developers and venture capitalists 402 00:23:33,119 --> 00:23:36,080 Speaker 1: who had their fathers disappear from their lives. But now 403 00:23:36,160 --> 00:23:39,639 Speaker 1: you can constantly monitor your daddy's position. 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That's this week on Beth on the Nile, 414 00:24:13,840 --> 00:24:18,919 Speaker 1: Tuesday Mornings, starting at eleven. All right, this is the 415 00:24:19,000 --> 00:24:22,560 Speaker 1: Doctor sex Reese Show. I am the namesake Dr Robert 416 00:24:22,600 --> 00:24:26,240 Speaker 1: sex Reese. Today's theme is faking it. Let's move on 417 00:24:26,280 --> 00:24:28,680 Speaker 1: to our next caller. We have someone by the name 418 00:24:28,720 --> 00:24:32,240 Speaker 1: of Monica. Are on the line. Monica, are you're live 419 00:24:32,320 --> 00:24:35,879 Speaker 1: with me? Dr Robert sex Reese. Hi, Dr, thank you 420 00:24:35,920 --> 00:24:42,480 Speaker 1: for taking my call. So, um, here's my problem. I 421 00:24:42,480 --> 00:24:48,680 Speaker 1: I was having sex with my my boyfriend and I farted, 422 00:24:49,280 --> 00:24:53,080 Speaker 1: and my reaction to it was so stupid. But I 423 00:24:53,280 --> 00:24:56,719 Speaker 1: made this whole thing up about how I have this 424 00:24:56,920 --> 00:25:01,120 Speaker 1: rare intestinal disease that will probably kill me in a year, 425 00:25:01,320 --> 00:25:06,159 Speaker 1: which is now. That's what you said to him? Yeah, 426 00:25:06,400 --> 00:25:11,640 Speaker 1: did is it true? No? Okay, things have been actually 427 00:25:11,720 --> 00:25:16,280 Speaker 1: really great. He's been so lucky and caring. Yeah, but 428 00:25:16,480 --> 00:25:21,120 Speaker 1: it's been like a year now, So what do I do? Oh? 429 00:25:21,160 --> 00:25:24,280 Speaker 1: Because you told him that you had about a year live. Yeah. 430 00:25:24,520 --> 00:25:26,199 Speaker 1: By the way, first of all, I just got to 431 00:25:26,240 --> 00:25:29,960 Speaker 1: say kudos to you for coming, for for thinking on 432 00:25:30,000 --> 00:25:33,399 Speaker 1: your feet like that. I mean, you're in you're in 433 00:25:33,440 --> 00:25:36,600 Speaker 1: a very vulnerable position. You know, you've been making eye 434 00:25:36,680 --> 00:25:39,600 Speaker 1: contact with this person for lord knows how long during 435 00:25:39,600 --> 00:25:42,959 Speaker 1: one of the more disgusting acts that humanity it's capable of, 436 00:25:43,000 --> 00:25:45,359 Speaker 1: you know, the active intercourse, and then you do something 437 00:25:45,359 --> 00:25:47,920 Speaker 1: even more disgusting on top of it. Now, think about it, 438 00:25:48,200 --> 00:25:51,199 Speaker 1: this person is looking into your soul while you've just 439 00:25:51,280 --> 00:25:56,320 Speaker 1: made the most humiliating, debasing action possible. Most people would 440 00:25:56,400 --> 00:25:59,040 Speaker 1: walk out on you right then and there, right and 441 00:25:59,080 --> 00:26:02,040 Speaker 1: you probably felt at most people who would call me 442 00:26:02,080 --> 00:26:05,800 Speaker 1: would be crying right now that their relationship ended because 443 00:26:05,800 --> 00:26:08,639 Speaker 1: they didn't have the wherewithal or the wit to do 444 00:26:08,720 --> 00:26:11,560 Speaker 1: what you did. So I think you need to stop 445 00:26:11,640 --> 00:26:17,160 Speaker 1: right now and give yourself some serious kudos and congratulations 446 00:26:18,119 --> 00:26:20,000 Speaker 1: for doing what you had to do in the moment. 447 00:26:20,920 --> 00:26:25,920 Speaker 1: Thank you that actually that makes me feel better. Good. 448 00:26:26,560 --> 00:26:30,119 Speaker 1: But what but what do we do? And you're not 449 00:26:30,160 --> 00:26:32,639 Speaker 1: gonna you're not willing to actually die like you're you 450 00:26:32,680 --> 00:26:38,879 Speaker 1: want to continue living. Yeah, yeah, he believed your lie 451 00:26:38,920 --> 00:26:42,760 Speaker 1: that you're dying of a fart disease. It wasn't a 452 00:26:42,760 --> 00:26:46,720 Speaker 1: fart disease. And also, yeah, he believed it. You two 453 00:26:46,920 --> 00:26:51,120 Speaker 1: on that day. Your relationship ended, but you rebirthed something, 454 00:26:52,240 --> 00:26:55,880 Speaker 1: something that's an ugly deception. So now you've kind of 455 00:26:56,600 --> 00:27:01,960 Speaker 1: you're growing this giant plant, this jungle plant, with all 456 00:27:02,040 --> 00:27:05,560 Speaker 1: of these lying little tendrils stretching out up towards the 457 00:27:05,600 --> 00:27:07,920 Speaker 1: sky to get more lying sunlight and down into the 458 00:27:07,960 --> 00:27:11,000 Speaker 1: ground to get more deceptive minerals and water, and you're 459 00:27:11,040 --> 00:27:12,800 Speaker 1: trying to figure out do I cut the plant down 460 00:27:12,880 --> 00:27:16,920 Speaker 1: or do I keep watering? Yeah? I guess I First 461 00:27:16,920 --> 00:27:21,040 Speaker 1: of all, pretty good analogy, right, Yeah, I was. I 462 00:27:21,080 --> 00:27:24,800 Speaker 1: feel good about that one. Shelley, make sure we mark 463 00:27:24,920 --> 00:27:27,800 Speaker 1: that one for Instagram. Shell. Okay, you can't hear her, 464 00:27:27,800 --> 00:27:30,040 Speaker 1: but she's giving me the thumbs up. She's our new producer. 465 00:27:30,560 --> 00:27:33,600 Speaker 1: I am really happy with that. But I'm sorry, what 466 00:27:33,600 --> 00:27:36,919 Speaker 1: what was up? What do I do? Well? Have you 467 00:27:36,960 --> 00:27:38,920 Speaker 1: been what have you been doing to keep the lie going? 468 00:27:38,960 --> 00:27:42,240 Speaker 1: Over the past year, I kind of looked the same. 469 00:27:43,840 --> 00:27:47,359 Speaker 1: I like, I got I'm a little bit more tan, 470 00:27:47,600 --> 00:27:52,879 Speaker 1: but I lost a little bit away. I'm stressed you know, 471 00:27:53,000 --> 00:27:56,480 Speaker 1: like I'm not eating, I'm not sleeping. Well, I'm pretty 472 00:27:56,520 --> 00:28:01,439 Speaker 1: I'm pretty anxious. Yeah, and you feel like the man 473 00:28:01,520 --> 00:28:08,080 Speaker 1: what's his name, Raoul loves you? I get. I mean 474 00:28:08,119 --> 00:28:10,960 Speaker 1: it feels so, you know, and that he's willing to 475 00:28:11,000 --> 00:28:13,800 Speaker 1: accept you for who you are, despite the flagelence and 476 00:28:13,840 --> 00:28:19,440 Speaker 1: despite the fact that you're gonna die he's been still Yeah, 477 00:28:19,720 --> 00:28:22,560 Speaker 1: so you must feel like an absolute monster for the 478 00:28:22,600 --> 00:28:24,480 Speaker 1: lie in the first place. But the thing that you're 479 00:28:24,480 --> 00:28:26,959 Speaker 1: trapped in is that the lie is what has allowed 480 00:28:27,000 --> 00:28:32,160 Speaker 1: your relationship to grow. So again we're kind of back 481 00:28:32,200 --> 00:28:34,600 Speaker 1: to my analogy with the you keep water in it 482 00:28:34,720 --> 00:28:37,240 Speaker 1: and cut it down and telling you this is I's 483 00:28:37,280 --> 00:28:41,160 Speaker 1: gonna write that down quick, Okay, I can't trust Shelley 484 00:28:41,200 --> 00:28:44,800 Speaker 1: to do it. Thing out, Okay, I'll draw it later. 485 00:28:46,080 --> 00:28:49,240 Speaker 1: So what are you thinking? You know, there's it's complicated. 486 00:28:49,320 --> 00:28:53,080 Speaker 1: It's like I just really love him Dr Reese. Yeah, 487 00:28:53,120 --> 00:28:55,680 Speaker 1: but then why July like that, you know kind of weird. 488 00:28:55,720 --> 00:28:57,760 Speaker 1: I don't know, No, I mean you're not wrong, but 489 00:28:57,800 --> 00:29:01,800 Speaker 1: it's like, okay, so, like what are my paths here? 490 00:29:01,880 --> 00:29:08,840 Speaker 1: Like do I break up? Do I do I keep picking? 491 00:29:09,000 --> 00:29:12,320 Speaker 1: Do I I'm at well when is the actual deadline. 492 00:29:13,560 --> 00:29:16,520 Speaker 1: I mean, it's been a year, and have you been 493 00:29:16,600 --> 00:29:19,000 Speaker 1: keeping the ruse going with like going to doctor's appointments 494 00:29:19,000 --> 00:29:22,160 Speaker 1: and getting unsettling calls in the middle of the night. 495 00:29:22,400 --> 00:29:25,240 Speaker 1: I have, like I've been lucking myself in the bathroom 496 00:29:25,400 --> 00:29:28,560 Speaker 1: for a long time, and this seems to be working, right. 497 00:29:29,240 --> 00:29:31,560 Speaker 1: I mean, I understand what you're saying, but like, my 498 00:29:31,640 --> 00:29:34,960 Speaker 1: life sucks right now. You know you want to stay 499 00:29:34,960 --> 00:29:37,960 Speaker 1: with this guy. I do, but you want to keep 500 00:29:38,000 --> 00:29:40,520 Speaker 1: getting the same amount of attention and love and affection 501 00:29:41,200 --> 00:29:43,640 Speaker 1: that you weren't getting before he thought you were dying. 502 00:29:44,400 --> 00:29:47,400 Speaker 1: So the answer to me seems to be fairly clear, 503 00:29:47,760 --> 00:29:51,360 Speaker 1: my darling, and that is you got to give yourself 504 00:29:51,400 --> 00:29:55,080 Speaker 1: a six month extension, a new lease on life. Guess 505 00:29:55,080 --> 00:29:59,959 Speaker 1: what was doctor just discovered a brand new experimental medical 506 00:30:00,000 --> 00:30:02,479 Speaker 1: aation that she's signing up for. This could be just 507 00:30:02,560 --> 00:30:05,960 Speaker 1: the thing. Do you know what I'm saying? What do 508 00:30:06,040 --> 00:30:11,040 Speaker 1: I say, honey? Great news. There's a new clinical trial 509 00:30:12,000 --> 00:30:18,680 Speaker 1: of a South Korean pharmaceutical um that reprograms your intestinal 510 00:30:18,720 --> 00:30:22,640 Speaker 1: cells to regenerate twice as fast as usual. It's worked 511 00:30:22,680 --> 00:30:25,560 Speaker 1: on rats and it's worked on dogs. If I go 512 00:30:25,640 --> 00:30:28,280 Speaker 1: to South Korea next month, they can do a clinical 513 00:30:28,320 --> 00:30:30,000 Speaker 1: trial on me. I'll have to be there for three 514 00:30:30,000 --> 00:30:32,680 Speaker 1: weeks and you can't be with me. Well when I 515 00:30:32,720 --> 00:30:34,959 Speaker 1: come back, this might be just the thing we need 516 00:30:36,440 --> 00:30:39,880 Speaker 1: for a new lease on life. Sweetie. Then you get 517 00:30:39,920 --> 00:30:41,840 Speaker 1: to go to South Korea or honestly wherever you want 518 00:30:41,840 --> 00:30:45,280 Speaker 1: to go for three weeks. Think it through, cool it out, 519 00:30:45,800 --> 00:30:48,000 Speaker 1: let him figure out. Geez, do I actually want to 520 00:30:48,000 --> 00:30:50,000 Speaker 1: be with this woman for another six months or a year? 521 00:30:50,080 --> 00:30:53,360 Speaker 1: Or was I kind of looking forward to the you know, ah, 522 00:30:56,320 --> 00:30:58,080 Speaker 1: because he's not going to get out of it. He's 523 00:30:58,080 --> 00:31:01,320 Speaker 1: not gonna dump you, right, What kind of a monster 524 00:31:01,320 --> 00:31:04,239 Speaker 1: would that make him to be? I'm really grateful for 525 00:31:04,320 --> 00:31:07,600 Speaker 1: your time, but it just feels like we've skewed. Like, 526 00:31:08,040 --> 00:31:10,320 Speaker 1: you know, I can't I have to work a nine 527 00:31:10,400 --> 00:31:15,680 Speaker 1: to five, Like I can't go to anywhere for three weeks. Well, listen, 528 00:31:15,720 --> 00:31:18,560 Speaker 1: if you want any kind of future with this guy 529 00:31:18,600 --> 00:31:22,320 Speaker 1: beyond the next week, you know, then you've got to 530 00:31:22,360 --> 00:31:25,280 Speaker 1: have a plan. You know. It's like retirement. You need 531 00:31:25,280 --> 00:31:29,680 Speaker 1: a short term, a medium term, and a long term plan. 532 00:31:29,960 --> 00:31:32,040 Speaker 1: And just like retirement with a four oh one k 533 00:31:32,280 --> 00:31:34,160 Speaker 1: or a traditional ira or whatever the case may be 534 00:31:34,640 --> 00:31:38,600 Speaker 1: in the short term you do more aggressive investing, right cough, 535 00:31:38,680 --> 00:31:42,120 Speaker 1: a lot more. You know, every day, every week you 536 00:31:42,160 --> 00:31:45,760 Speaker 1: want to put away you know, of your income towards 537 00:31:45,760 --> 00:31:49,240 Speaker 1: your retirement account, just like that in your life, of 538 00:31:49,240 --> 00:31:51,760 Speaker 1: your time with him should be spent lying. You're investing 539 00:31:52,000 --> 00:31:55,880 Speaker 1: in this four oh one k of deception and this 540 00:31:56,000 --> 00:32:00,520 Speaker 1: nest egg, this this this lying nest is going to 541 00:32:00,560 --> 00:32:03,800 Speaker 1: be the thing that's gonna get you through the next 542 00:32:04,000 --> 00:32:06,560 Speaker 1: years with this man. The investments that you make up 543 00:32:06,560 --> 00:32:09,280 Speaker 1: front are going to pay off dividends much later when 544 00:32:09,320 --> 00:32:11,480 Speaker 1: you don't have the energy to lie so much, right, 545 00:32:11,720 --> 00:32:14,560 Speaker 1: And then when you get later on in your relationship 546 00:32:14,600 --> 00:32:17,600 Speaker 1: with him, then you start cashing in. Then you start 547 00:32:17,960 --> 00:32:20,600 Speaker 1: living off of all of the work you did early on, 548 00:32:20,680 --> 00:32:23,400 Speaker 1: where the lie start playing themselves out a little bit better. 549 00:32:23,520 --> 00:32:26,600 Speaker 1: Do you know what I'm saying? Yeah, kind of I 550 00:32:26,600 --> 00:32:30,560 Speaker 1: I guess I'll just think think about it. Well. I 551 00:32:30,600 --> 00:32:32,720 Speaker 1: do wish you the best of luck, Monica are I 552 00:32:32,760 --> 00:32:35,920 Speaker 1: can I can smell when someone's not going to take 553 00:32:35,960 --> 00:32:40,800 Speaker 1: my advice from a mile away, And yeah, kind of 554 00:32:40,840 --> 00:32:42,680 Speaker 1: stinks over here on this end of the mic, But 555 00:32:43,000 --> 00:32:45,440 Speaker 1: I appreciate your calling in. Maybe other people in similar 556 00:32:45,480 --> 00:32:50,640 Speaker 1: situations got something out of it. Good luck, next caller, 557 00:32:50,680 --> 00:32:52,920 Speaker 1: please that Actually no, we don't have any more callers. 558 00:32:53,200 --> 00:32:55,080 Speaker 1: This is the Doctor Sex re Show. I'm your host, 559 00:32:55,120 --> 00:32:58,320 Speaker 1: Dr Robert sex Reese and until next time, keep your 560 00:32:58,320 --> 00:33:34,600 Speaker 1: eyes open and your mind closed. 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