WEBVTT - #3 Second Date Update of 2025: Couch Crush 0:00:00.680 --> 0:00:03.280 We're here. We're down to the top three. This is 0:00:03.520 --> 0:00:07.440 crazy Your best second dates of twenty twenty five, and 0:00:07.480 --> 0:00:09.120 this is number three. 0:00:08.960 --> 0:00:10.880 Out of all the places where you could meet someone 0:00:10.960 --> 0:00:15.840 at coffee shops, grocery stores, crime scene clean up training 0:00:16.239 --> 0:00:19.960 and nothing says compatibility like wiping fake blood off of 0:00:20.000 --> 0:00:22.560 a floor, trust me, but you really do love those. 0:00:23.520 --> 0:00:25.480 Oh yeah. But for one of our listeners, it got 0:00:25.520 --> 0:00:28.280 even weirder when he met a good looking gal at 0:00:28.280 --> 0:00:32.600 a furniture store. Oh yeah, Now you don't hear a 0:00:32.640 --> 0:00:35.240 lot about those, but you're gonna find out the unique 0:00:35.280 --> 0:00:37.760 way he managed to get her number in your number 0:00:37.880 --> 0:00:41.680 three second date Update of the year Right now, Second 0:00:41.800 --> 0:00:45.960 Date Updated. I saw a video posted by a bridal 0:00:46.000 --> 0:00:49.080 stylist recently, and she talks to brides all the time 0:00:49.280 --> 0:00:51.519 and always asks how they met their husband. 0:00:51.680 --> 0:00:52.760 Oh that's cute. 0:00:54.240 --> 0:00:54.720 A feat. 0:00:54.880 --> 0:00:58.120 What's the number one way single people are finding their 0:00:58.160 --> 0:01:02.040 spouses right now? The number one answer, she says, by 0:01:02.160 --> 0:01:03.120 far is on. 0:01:03.240 --> 0:01:06.360 Hinge ye, not like bumble or. 0:01:06.480 --> 0:01:11.000 Like specifically his she says, Bumble is second. Nobody is 0:01:11.040 --> 0:01:15.520 on Tinder. If you're seriously trying to find Number three 0:01:15.600 --> 0:01:18.720 was a little bit surprising, though, she said, college Sweethearts, 0:01:19.480 --> 0:01:30.120 not a website like people who actually met in college Sweethearts, 0:01:31.560 --> 0:01:32.280 people who. 0:01:32.240 --> 0:01:33.960 Met women looking for sugar Dad. 0:01:34.640 --> 0:01:37.920 It's like the relationship lasted beyond graduation. 0:01:38.440 --> 0:01:39.800 That's weird one. 0:01:40.040 --> 0:01:44.160 And then the rarest is meeting somebody naturally out in 0:01:44.240 --> 0:01:47.559 the wild. And I don't know if I hear animal 0:01:47.680 --> 0:01:50.720 noises right now, but that's exactly what happened with one 0:01:50.760 --> 0:01:55.240 of our listeners, Chad. He was a lone tiger loose 0:01:55.320 --> 0:01:58.880 in the jungle roman free till a certain frisky feline 0:01:58.920 --> 0:02:01.320 caught his eye. So let's learn about it. 0:02:01.400 --> 0:02:01.640 Chad. 0:02:01.680 --> 0:02:02.520 Welcome to the show. 0:02:02.920 --> 0:02:04.400 Hey, thanks, Hey. 0:02:04.280 --> 0:02:04.800 You're welcome. 0:02:04.880 --> 0:02:05.120 Chad. 0:02:05.200 --> 0:02:06.840 You sound like a frisky feeling. 0:02:07.080 --> 0:02:12.560 Yeah, you know, he's the prowling tiger. Yeah still well, yeah, 0:02:12.680 --> 0:02:13.520 a big feeling. 0:02:13.639 --> 0:02:13.959 Sure. 0:02:14.080 --> 0:02:16.200 And tell us about the girl that you met. What's 0:02:16.240 --> 0:02:16.639 her name? 0:02:17.160 --> 0:02:18.079 Her name is Lucy? 0:02:18.400 --> 0:02:21.080 Okay, and we're out in the wild. Did you meet Lucy? 0:02:21.720 --> 0:02:24.200 I met Lucy at a furniture store. 0:02:26.160 --> 0:02:29.480 Why did that scream awesome? Because like shopping for furniture, 0:02:29.480 --> 0:02:31.200 I could see girls out and about. 0:02:32.680 --> 0:02:35.600 Everyone at the furniture store is married. Yeah, I've never 0:02:35.639 --> 0:02:38.400 stepped in. Yeah. 0:02:38.800 --> 0:02:42.560 Also, they got money, because furniture is not she you're 0:02:42.560 --> 0:02:43.720 spending a couple hundred bucks. 0:02:43.880 --> 0:02:44.840 Yeah, so you were. 0:02:45.040 --> 0:02:48.080 You were like a legit store. This wasn't like Assemble. 0:02:48.919 --> 0:02:53.480 One of the nice shots fired at Ikea. So how 0:02:53.520 --> 0:02:56.799 did you and Lucy? Like, how did that interaction happen 0:02:56.840 --> 0:02:57.440 in the store? 0:02:57.960 --> 0:03:00.880 Well, I was walking around the store. I was just 0:03:00.960 --> 0:03:05.680 there looking to upgrade my place, and I had zeroed 0:03:05.680 --> 0:03:10.000 in on this one sofa. But then Lucy came in 0:03:10.200 --> 0:03:13.800 and was looking at the exact same couch. 0:03:15.240 --> 0:03:16.960 Yeah, style arm wrestle. 0:03:17.000 --> 0:03:17.520 Who for? 0:03:17.600 --> 0:03:18.720 Whoever's gonna buy it? 0:03:19.440 --> 0:03:20.920 Yeah? I mean I wish I could have. I mean 0:03:20.919 --> 0:03:22.160 I would have loved to have done that. 0:03:23.000 --> 0:03:24.800 Did you do the gentleman thing and buy the couch 0:03:24.880 --> 0:03:25.240 for her? 0:03:27.960 --> 0:03:29.200 I don't have that much money. 0:03:29.440 --> 0:03:31.520 I'm what was your move? 0:03:32.240 --> 0:03:34.080 The move was just to kind of like, what do 0:03:34.120 --> 0:03:36.119 you like about the couch? And then it just kind 0:03:36.120 --> 0:03:38.720 of got to a level where we weren't just talking 0:03:38.760 --> 0:03:39.560 about a couch. 0:03:39.800 --> 0:03:41.920 Well, and eventually you're gonna have to spoon on it 0:03:41.960 --> 0:03:45.400 together to see if two people fit. That's important you 0:03:45.520 --> 0:03:45.760 want to. 0:03:48.240 --> 0:03:50.000 That's a really weird way of flirting. 0:03:50.040 --> 0:03:52.560 I will say, I feel like we shouldn't have heard. 0:03:52.360 --> 0:03:56.040 A yeah, yeah, it didn't get too racy. We just 0:03:56.120 --> 0:03:57.320 kept like trying it out. 0:03:58.160 --> 0:04:01.520 Okay, shocked it didn't get That's cute though. That's a 0:04:01.560 --> 0:04:03.960 really organic way to have conversation. 0:04:04.160 --> 0:04:06.920 It is good because you're kind of playing like you're 0:04:06.960 --> 0:04:10.120 a couple already by like shopping together. It kind of 0:04:10.120 --> 0:04:12.440 like plants that image into your mind in a in 0:04:12.480 --> 0:04:13.600 a subtle way, so. 0:04:13.680 --> 0:04:15.760 Not like that. It's important for him to know if 0:04:15.760 --> 0:04:16.839 women like this couch? 0:04:17.320 --> 0:04:21.320 Yeah, fair, Were you able to spin it into a date? 0:04:22.240 --> 0:04:25.479 Yeah? It come to find out we both wanted the couch. 0:04:25.560 --> 0:04:28.760 You know, there's shalespeople at these high end furniture stores, 0:04:28.800 --> 0:04:31.239 and so it's like, okay, we're both interested in the couch, 0:04:31.279 --> 0:04:33.440 and the guy's like, this is it. There's just the 0:04:33.480 --> 0:04:39.280 one Yeah, and then you guys started a fight, So 0:04:39.360 --> 0:04:42.160 what's the move. I was like, okay, well we both 0:04:42.200 --> 0:04:44.839 want the couch, but if you want me to let 0:04:44.880 --> 0:04:47.520 you have it, then why don't you give me something 0:04:48.240 --> 0:04:50.640 in return? You know, like your phone number? 0:04:52.720 --> 0:04:57.400 Okay, because they also sell beds over here, so that's. 0:04:57.960 --> 0:04:59.599 A good way to get her number. Did she like that? 0:05:00.200 --> 0:05:00.400 Yeah? 0:05:00.400 --> 0:05:02.120 I mean good enough to give me the number. I 0:05:02.160 --> 0:05:04.200 mean she got the couch, so yeah, the couch. 0:05:04.279 --> 0:05:07.760 Wait hold up, hold up, you got the number, and 0:05:07.839 --> 0:05:09.440 now she's ghosting you. 0:05:09.680 --> 0:05:10.960 I think they went out out. 0:05:10.960 --> 0:05:11.480 Did you go? 0:05:12.520 --> 0:05:12.599 So? 0:05:12.800 --> 0:05:16.080 Like fast forward to like the next three days, and 0:05:16.160 --> 0:05:18.360 we're texting a lot. I mean like and I say 0:05:18.440 --> 0:05:20.880 that a lot, I mean like fifty times a day, 0:05:21.040 --> 0:05:22.400 well a day. 0:05:22.600 --> 0:05:25.920 Wow, you haven't texted anybody fifty times in my whole life. 0:05:26.200 --> 0:05:27.440 I really like each other. 0:05:27.640 --> 0:05:27.880 Day. 0:05:28.040 --> 0:05:32.279 So we scheduled a date and then she backed out 0:05:32.680 --> 0:05:36.920 and I wanted to reschedule, and then like she backed 0:05:36.920 --> 0:05:41.120 out again the night before, Okay, are you okay? 0:05:41.480 --> 0:05:42.760 Convincing herself not to go on. 0:05:42.839 --> 0:05:44.880 So it's weird that you guys were talking so much 0:05:44.920 --> 0:05:47.359 though via text. I don't know someone who can't say no. 0:05:47.440 --> 0:05:49.000 I would probably give up my number and talk for 0:05:49.000 --> 0:05:51.599 a few days to not feel bad, and the couch 0:05:51.640 --> 0:05:53.799 is delivered and not my home, and then stop text 0:05:53.800 --> 0:05:54.880 and then you finally be over. 0:05:54.960 --> 0:05:57.560 Yeah, yeah, okay, chat are you feeling like? Maybe the 0:05:57.560 --> 0:06:00.120 only reason that she said she would like give the 0:06:00.200 --> 0:06:02.039 number and go out on the date was just to 0:06:02.080 --> 0:06:04.360 get the couch, Like that was the whole point of it. 0:06:04.520 --> 0:06:06.600 That thought has crossed my mind. But then there's all 0:06:06.600 --> 0:06:08.719 these texts in between. So then like I did like 0:06:08.760 --> 0:06:11.599 a little recon, I like googled myself and I was like, 0:06:11.640 --> 0:06:13.320 all right, nothing weird came up here. 0:06:13.760 --> 0:06:14.279 That was good. 0:06:17.480 --> 0:06:19.560 I mean, here's the thing. She gave you her number, 0:06:19.560 --> 0:06:21.800 but she could have easily given you a fake number. 0:06:21.880 --> 0:06:22.480 Yeah that's true. 0:06:22.480 --> 0:06:25.839 You know, she didn't have to give you her real 0:06:25.920 --> 0:06:26.520 phone number. 0:06:26.720 --> 0:06:29.400 Yeah, it's weird that she's backing out all of a sudden. 0:06:29.440 --> 0:06:31.480 We're gonna call Lucy and try and get to the 0:06:31.520 --> 0:06:34.200 bottom of this, because if she says no to going 0:06:34.240 --> 0:06:35.960 out with you, then you deserve that couch. 0:06:36.000 --> 0:06:38.080 In my opinion, that wasn't the deal. It was just 0:06:38.160 --> 0:06:39.880 a phone number. Jeff, Oh. 0:06:41.839 --> 0:06:46.560 Sorry, that was on you chat improve your negotiations. 0:06:46.600 --> 0:06:48.680 Still, I know I thought it was a fair deal, 0:06:48.720 --> 0:06:52.240 but it turns out not so much. Yeah, but anyways, 0:06:52.279 --> 0:06:54.200 I need your help and hope you can help me out. 0:06:54.279 --> 0:06:55.800 All right, Well, we're going to try our best. We'll 0:06:55.800 --> 0:06:57.520 come back and get you your second date up date 0:06:57.600 --> 0:07:02.760 right after this man hold oncond date update. I'm not 0:07:02.839 --> 0:07:06.200 a lawyer, but Chad, if we're not successful in getting 0:07:06.240 --> 0:07:10.000 you another date, what about at least getting you visitation 0:07:10.240 --> 0:07:14.320 with the couch just like one week A couch doesn't 0:07:14.320 --> 0:07:16.000 need to be much, just one weekend a month. Maybe 0:07:16.080 --> 0:07:18.840 split it on holidays. We can negotiate something. 0:07:19.080 --> 0:07:22.480 Yeah sure, Oh you know, shared custody is what you're saying. 0:07:22.600 --> 0:07:24.800 Yeah, okay. Chad seems to like that idea, because if 0:07:24.840 --> 0:07:27.720 you miss part one, he met Lucy at a furniture 0:07:27.760 --> 0:07:31.440 store recently when they both liked the same exact couch, 0:07:31.760 --> 0:07:34.560 but he generously let her have it if in exchange 0:07:34.920 --> 0:07:35.920 she gave him his number. 0:07:36.320 --> 0:07:38.000 Yeah, yeah, I mean that was the deal that they made. 0:07:38.080 --> 0:07:38.400 Yeah, it was. 0:07:38.440 --> 0:07:41.360 It was a smooth move. But she keeps backing out 0:07:41.400 --> 0:07:43.840 of dates now and now their initial flame has pretty 0:07:43.880 --> 0:07:45.360 much gone completely ice cold. 0:07:45.440 --> 0:07:47.400 Yeah, they're losing chemistry fast. 0:07:47.640 --> 0:07:50.320 So we he doesn't know why, we need to try 0:07:50.360 --> 0:07:51.200 and help figure it out. 0:07:51.280 --> 0:07:53.760 Can I ask Chad the one thing I never you know, 0:07:53.800 --> 0:07:56.000 we never really got into you said, you guys texted 0:07:56.040 --> 0:07:59.680 back and forth a ton. Was there any like inappropriate 0:07:59.720 --> 0:08:03.320 text scene or something that could have or could have 0:08:03.360 --> 0:08:05.880 been red wrong? Even you know, sometimes you said something 0:08:05.920 --> 0:08:08.440 thinking you're joking and the other person doesn't read it right. 0:08:08.800 --> 0:08:11.280 Can you read some inappropriate text to Brook right now, 0:08:11.360 --> 0:08:12.280 she really wants. 0:08:12.040 --> 0:08:13.400 To do something. Lead. 0:08:13.520 --> 0:08:15.760 Is there something that stands out in all of those 0:08:15.760 --> 0:08:17.000 conversations that you had. 0:08:17.480 --> 0:08:20.440 No, I mean it was flirty, but without crossing the line. 0:08:20.640 --> 0:08:22.920 It's the way I think about it. Asked about the couch. 0:08:23.000 --> 0:08:30.840 You know, how's. 0:08:31.240 --> 0:08:32.400 How's the couch doing? 0:08:32.600 --> 0:08:33.120 Is it? 0:08:33.160 --> 0:08:33.920 Okay? 0:08:34.160 --> 0:08:34.400 Yeah? 0:08:35.200 --> 0:08:39.479 He really did that though, that's what he said. Okay, 0:08:40.320 --> 0:08:43.920 he laughed, like to be an innuendo, like the couch. 0:08:44.360 --> 0:08:44.800 I don't know. 0:08:44.960 --> 0:08:47.200 No, he like, how's the couch doing? 0:08:47.360 --> 0:08:48.840 How I heard it? Okay? 0:08:49.120 --> 0:08:51.800 See, this is what text messaging is like right now. 0:08:51.840 --> 0:08:53.199 You can't tell tone. 0:08:54.280 --> 0:08:55.800 Someone text me how's the couch? Ha ha. 0:08:56.120 --> 0:08:57.040 I would not understand that. 0:08:59.320 --> 0:09:02.960 All right, it's okay, let's call Lucy and uh, hopefully 0:09:03.000 --> 0:09:04.880 it's not what we were talking about earlier too, where 0:09:04.920 --> 0:09:06.600 it was just all a big scam so that she 0:09:06.679 --> 0:09:08.920 could get the couch have him back off of it. 0:09:09.960 --> 0:09:13.680 Because it is very smart and percent your fone, that's 0:09:13.760 --> 0:09:14.840 the case scam. 0:09:15.000 --> 0:09:15.240 Yeah. 0:09:15.280 --> 0:09:17.240 I mean she just said, oh well, thank you and 0:09:17.280 --> 0:09:20.000 smiled and gave you your number. That's all that you asked. 0:09:20.040 --> 0:09:22.040 There's no one in the room that wouldn't agree with that. 0:09:22.280 --> 0:09:23.560 Yeah, let's hope that. 0:09:25.800 --> 0:09:27.720 The case. Then I don't know why she would even 0:09:27.760 --> 0:09:29.680 agree to go out with me at the start of it. 0:09:29.679 --> 0:09:30.280 It's a good point. 0:09:30.360 --> 0:09:33.920 Yeah, that's true, So hopefully there's an explanation. Let me 0:09:33.960 --> 0:09:36.400 dial her number right now, let's see if she picks up. 0:09:36.400 --> 0:09:46.800 Here we go, Hello, Hey, we're looking to speak with Lucy. 0:09:48.160 --> 0:09:50.240 H Yeah, we're. 0:09:50.040 --> 0:09:51.920 A radio show called Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning. 0:09:52.280 --> 0:09:54.160 Hey, Lucy, your morning. 0:09:54.200 --> 0:09:55.440 You're on the show, Lucy. 0:09:56.120 --> 0:09:57.560 Okay, what's this about. 0:09:58.640 --> 0:10:01.600 It's our couch review segment in a way. 0:10:01.760 --> 0:10:04.760 Yeah, because we're doing a segment called second Date Update. 0:10:06.400 --> 0:10:07.000 What is that? 0:10:07.480 --> 0:10:07.560 Uh? 0:10:07.760 --> 0:10:08.880 Oh, you don't know what that is. 0:10:09.000 --> 0:10:11.599 It's a segment we do where if someone's in like 0:10:11.640 --> 0:10:14.840 a dating scenario and a person blows you off or 0:10:14.920 --> 0:10:17.360 you're not getting back to them, we'll reach out on 0:10:17.400 --> 0:10:19.920 behalf of that person to try and figure out if 0:10:19.960 --> 0:10:22.440 there's a reason for it, just to like help them 0:10:22.480 --> 0:10:23.600 understand what's going on. 0:10:23.760 --> 0:10:25.200 And this one's kind of out of the norm because 0:10:25.240 --> 0:10:27.000 you never actually went on a first. 0:10:26.800 --> 0:10:29.920 Date, right, yeah, because we're talking about a guy named Chad. 0:10:31.600 --> 0:10:34.680 Are you sorry? 0:10:37.440 --> 0:10:39.720 We didn't need to explain more like, couch guy, you 0:10:39.760 --> 0:10:42.720 know exactly who we're talking about. Yeah, we are noting you. 0:10:44.280 --> 0:10:46.640 Chad says that you guys met at a furniture store 0:10:47.160 --> 0:10:48.839 and you exchange numbers. 0:10:49.400 --> 0:10:51.600 It seemed like there was like some flirtation there. Did 0:10:51.600 --> 0:10:52.280 he read that right? 0:10:53.240 --> 0:10:57.520 I mean, yeah, I have a good reason for it, 0:10:57.559 --> 0:10:59.679 but it would just be super uncomfortable. 0:11:00.040 --> 0:11:02.319 Tell him, oh, you. 0:11:02.280 --> 0:11:04.880 Have a good reason for not calling him back or 0:11:05.200 --> 0:11:05.839 going on the date. 0:11:05.920 --> 0:11:08.400 Yeah, because he said that you guys had scheduled dates 0:11:08.400 --> 0:11:09.360 and you kept bailing. 0:11:10.360 --> 0:11:11.439 Yes, I did bail. 0:11:12.160 --> 0:11:14.480 Wait can I ask her just blunt like, did you 0:11:14.720 --> 0:11:15.520 scammer boy? 0:11:15.679 --> 0:11:18.760 Did you just get I think the question is did 0:11:18.760 --> 0:11:21.400 you ever have any intention of actually going on a date? 0:11:21.440 --> 0:11:23.320 Okay, then now let me ask did you ever have 0:11:23.360 --> 0:11:25.280 any intention of actually going on a date? 0:11:25.559 --> 0:11:29.439 Edited? So I sound smarter, thanks Jeff. 0:11:30.200 --> 0:11:31.959 I mean I wasn't to go on a date with him. 0:11:31.960 --> 0:11:33.640 I didn't, Okay, I didn't. 0:11:33.400 --> 0:11:34.440 Have a problem with him. 0:11:34.640 --> 0:11:36.960 It was just like I got the whole couch thing. 0:11:36.960 --> 0:11:39.400 And then a few days after I met Chad, I 0:11:39.440 --> 0:11:41.360 came back to the furniture place with some of my 0:11:41.480 --> 0:11:43.800 friends to pick up the couch because one of my 0:11:43.800 --> 0:11:45.040 friends the pickup truck whatever. 0:11:45.600 --> 0:11:48.720 Yeah, you gotta have a friend with the truck delivery. 0:11:48.960 --> 0:11:52.040 Yeah you have not evere can afford two thousand dollars. 0:11:52.160 --> 0:11:54.800 Probably would have got Jeff doesn't have truck guys in 0:11:54.800 --> 0:11:55.760 his friend. 0:11:56.720 --> 0:11:58.760 He's like, I just have one of my assistants make 0:11:58.840 --> 0:11:59.480 me a new couch. 0:12:00.000 --> 0:12:02.400 You want me to come by with my escalade, So. 0:12:02.440 --> 0:12:05.320 You guys know how it works. Okay, you went to 0:12:05.360 --> 0:12:06.640 the store to pick it up yourself. 0:12:06.880 --> 0:12:08.559 Yeah, I was some friends and then what happened? 0:12:09.160 --> 0:12:12.000 Yeah, so I went inside to pay, and who do 0:12:12.080 --> 0:12:13.559 I see? Chad? 0:12:14.559 --> 0:12:17.120 Why is that that he needs a couch? 0:12:17.280 --> 0:12:19.280 Yeah, you took the couch that he wanted to buy, 0:12:19.320 --> 0:12:20.640 so he probably had to get a new one. 0:12:20.679 --> 0:12:24.960 Okay, No, he wasn't like shopping. He was asleep on 0:12:24.960 --> 0:12:27.840 one of the couches, like in the back room area. 0:12:29.200 --> 0:12:31.040 I didn't even know what to do. He didn't see me, 0:12:31.200 --> 0:12:32.400 Like he was asleep, he didn't see me. 0:12:33.400 --> 0:12:35.640 Maybe he was just trying to couch out too hard. 0:12:36.000 --> 0:12:37.360 Yeah, no, way, too hard. 0:12:38.240 --> 0:12:41.440 It was so awkward. So I was just gonna leave, 0:12:41.760 --> 0:12:44.200 but I just asked the cashier. I was like, hey, 0:12:44.360 --> 0:12:46.480 what's the deal? With that guy on the great couch 0:12:47.000 --> 0:12:50.240 and he's like, oh, that's the Napper, but like he 0:12:50.360 --> 0:12:56.120 just said it, like it's a nickname, the nap na what. Yeah, 0:12:56.160 --> 0:12:57.719 they called him the Knapper. 0:12:57.480 --> 0:13:00.800 The Knapper okay name for him. 0:13:01.320 --> 0:13:01.560 Yeah. 0:13:01.640 --> 0:13:04.360 So like apparently he comes in during his lunch break 0:13:04.440 --> 0:13:07.360 and he takes off his shoes and he takes a 0:13:07.440 --> 0:13:08.240 literal nap. 0:13:08.840 --> 0:13:09.200 No. 0:13:09.559 --> 0:13:11.600 Oh, he comes in that often. 0:13:11.840 --> 0:13:13.960 He said that the boss, like the manager lets him 0:13:14.000 --> 0:13:15.920 do it because like once a month he buys all 0:13:15.920 --> 0:13:16.839 the employees lunch. 0:13:17.120 --> 0:13:18.640 Oh let him do it. 0:13:18.720 --> 0:13:21.320 Oh wow, that's a hack. 0:13:23.120 --> 0:13:25.160 So he's sleeping during his lunch break. 0:13:25.240 --> 0:13:27.199 What's going through your mind as they're telling you. 0:13:27.200 --> 0:13:30.320 This, Lucy, I don't want to go out with the napper, like, 0:13:30.480 --> 0:13:32.000 especially that he has a nickname. 0:13:32.760 --> 0:13:34.480 Yeah, but he liked it, Captu. You were on he's 0:13:34.559 --> 0:13:36.920 tried to all out at the store. Yeah, like he 0:13:37.120 --> 0:13:38.720 just happened to be talking to the expert and he 0:13:38.760 --> 0:13:40.680 has a house, like he just goes during his lunch. 0:13:40.800 --> 0:13:41.920 Oh yeah, it takes money. 0:13:42.000 --> 0:13:44.560 But you're turned off by the idea of a guy 0:13:44.640 --> 0:13:47.920 who spends every lunch break going into a nap store 0:13:47.960 --> 0:13:51.720 and hanging out at nap store, well sorry, sorry, furniture store, 0:13:51.880 --> 0:13:55.479 and earned earned a reputation as a napper. 0:13:55.360 --> 0:13:58.640 Honestly though, rebranding a furniture store to the nap store. 0:13:58.520 --> 0:14:00.400 So well, then everybody's gonna doing. 0:14:01.559 --> 0:14:03.440 I think you should give him a second chance on 0:14:03.480 --> 0:14:03.800 that line. 0:14:03.840 --> 0:14:05.680 I think you should at least hear him out on 0:14:05.720 --> 0:14:08.080 what he has to say, Lucy, because he is on 0:14:08.120 --> 0:14:12.880 the other line right now listening, unless he fell asleep 0:14:12.920 --> 0:14:20.880 in his sore Yeah, I'm here, Hi, Yeah, hi. 0:14:21.680 --> 0:14:23.800 Chat is so weird that you have a reputation of 0:14:23.880 --> 0:14:25.040 a guy who naps in public? 0:14:25.960 --> 0:14:27.960 I mean, I don't understand what the big deal is. 0:14:28.240 --> 0:14:30.680 I mean, it's like going into a subway and making 0:14:30.720 --> 0:14:32.280 your own sandwich. You just don't do that. 0:14:33.760 --> 0:14:36.000 And I could go and wait and make my own sandwich. 0:14:36.040 --> 0:14:39.360 I do it, but I mean it. I mean it's 0:14:39.480 --> 0:14:42.480 right near my work. They have nice employees, obviously, they 0:14:42.480 --> 0:14:46.120 have really comfy furniture, so they get new furniture in. 0:14:46.320 --> 0:14:48.720 I get to test like the couches, and I know 0:14:48.800 --> 0:14:51.080 which ones are like the softest and the best. And 0:14:51.120 --> 0:14:52.920 that's why I was like zeroed in on the work 0:14:53.240 --> 0:14:53.680 you bought. 0:14:53.920 --> 0:14:56.239 You nap on the couch that I bought. 0:14:57.520 --> 0:15:01.640 Ye so much. I wanted to buy it. I told 0:15:01.680 --> 0:15:09.440 you it was soft the day. I mean, skin cells 0:15:09.440 --> 0:15:11.160 are gross. We're going to go on a date. I 0:15:11.160 --> 0:15:13.040 mean you probably have your tongue in my mouth. 0:15:13.240 --> 0:15:18.560 Whoa strong? 0:15:19.840 --> 0:15:20.360 Too much? 0:15:21.120 --> 0:15:23.160 A good nap is really. 0:15:24.640 --> 0:15:27.160 Life? Yeah, that's the way I live. Man. 0:15:27.240 --> 0:15:29.800 We're not talking about if naps are good or not. 0:15:30.080 --> 0:15:32.760 We're talking about if Lucy is attracted to a man 0:15:32.760 --> 0:15:33.400 who does that. 0:15:33.480 --> 0:15:36.200 I don't understand so much that he has a moniker, 0:15:36.480 --> 0:15:37.280 his own nicknacks. 0:15:37.360 --> 0:15:40.560 I still haven't heard a solid reason, Lucy, why this 0:15:40.640 --> 0:15:41.240 is a turnoff. 0:15:42.320 --> 0:15:43.440 Explain it to Chad. 0:15:44.000 --> 0:15:45.960 Guys, it's weird and it's embarrassing. 0:15:46.160 --> 0:15:49.960 Yeah, but it's only the Kyle guy who knows about it. 0:15:50.040 --> 0:15:50.320 You know. 0:15:50.440 --> 0:15:52.880 Yeah, we're not going on dates at the furniture store. 0:15:55.600 --> 0:15:58.000 If you really aren't that embarrassed by why didn't you 0:15:58.000 --> 0:15:59.840 say that when we met? Why weren't you like, Hey, 0:15:59.880 --> 0:16:02.040 I really like this couch. I've been sleeping on it 0:16:02.120 --> 0:16:05.040 for the last three weeks. 0:16:05.080 --> 0:16:09.480 Maybe because you know that's weird. Coach. 0:16:09.920 --> 0:16:10.960 That doesn't sound right. 0:16:11.360 --> 0:16:13.720 You guys sound like you actually have some chemistry here. 0:16:13.840 --> 0:16:16.560 I don't think that you should let this like get 0:16:16.600 --> 0:16:16.880 in the. 0:16:16.840 --> 0:16:18.800 Way, And if you're willing to not let it get 0:16:18.800 --> 0:16:20.840 in the way, then I guess we're willing to pay 0:16:20.920 --> 0:16:22.360 for it for your next date. 0:16:23.160 --> 0:16:25.600 No, because if I like him, now I'm dating the napper, 0:16:25.680 --> 0:16:26.760 and I just don't want to do that. 0:16:29.200 --> 0:16:32.640 But he's resourceful, he's friendly, you. 0:16:32.520 --> 0:16:36.800 Know, he knows where tongues go, and hopefully he has 0:16:36.880 --> 0:16:39.600 enough money to get your couch officially clean, too, Lucy, 0:16:39.680 --> 0:16:41.600 with all those dead skin cells that he's left. 0:16:41.440 --> 0:16:43.920 On, I would be more worried about the slobbery. Bros. 0:16:45.480 --> 0:16:47.120 Hey, look, I just want to let you know I 0:16:47.160 --> 0:16:50.360 did not leave any residue on your cat. 0:16:49.760 --> 0:16:51.600 Pretty, you have to say it. 0:16:51.640 --> 0:16:53.160 I tell every girl I talked to you. I did 0:16:53.200 --> 0:16:54.440 not leave residue on your. 0:16:54.280 --> 0:16:59.600 Couch Jeffrey in the morning. You know, it was interesting 0:16:59.640 --> 0:17:01.680 to hear broken Alexis' take on. 0:17:01.600 --> 0:17:03.400 That why you were so anti. 0:17:03.600 --> 0:17:04.200 I'm not anti. 0:17:04.359 --> 0:17:05.720 I'm just saying it felt like it though. 0:17:05.840 --> 0:17:08.000 Yeah, well it was just if it was me. And 0:17:08.200 --> 0:17:10.720 I walked into a store and I saw the person 0:17:10.760 --> 0:17:13.439 that I was scheduled to date sleeping there, and I 0:17:13.480 --> 0:17:17.160 found out all of the employees know that person as 0:17:17.200 --> 0:17:20.560 the sleeper during break it would it's still that would 0:17:20.560 --> 0:17:23.080 be like, this is kind of weird. I would take 0:17:23.080 --> 0:17:23.720 a step back. 0:17:23.640 --> 0:17:26.320 And reassessing it's because we've all slept and taken naps 0:17:26.320 --> 0:17:28.639