Speaker 1: The Nicki Gliser Podcast Glaserday.
Speaker 2: Here's Nikki.
Speaker 3: Hello here, I am welcome to the show. It's Nicki
Speaker 3: Glazer Podcast. Happy new week of shows. It's uh, it's
Speaker 3: Tuesday where we are still like feel like I feel
Speaker 3: like it's a Monday Tuesday. Does anyone else feel that way?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Like some days we all just agree that. No, you
Speaker 3: felt like you had a Monday yesterday. Today feels like
Speaker 3: Tuesday to you.
Speaker 1: It's because it was April fools Day yesterday.
Speaker 3: Is that why?
Speaker 4: Dad?
Speaker 3: My dad is here? Jay Glazers here in studio with me. Yeah,
Speaker 3: did you get fooled at all?
Speaker 1: No? But I fooled Arlow. But you know, my grandma
Speaker 1: used to always say, my other day after April Fools,
Speaker 1: April Fools has finally passed, and you're the biggest fool
Speaker 1: at last.
Speaker 3: Okay, I love that more anecdotes, But I don't know
Speaker 3: what to do with that. What is today? It's not
Speaker 3: even that smart interesting? I know, it's just no, it's okay,
Speaker 3: But I sometimes don't know what to do with stories
Speaker 3: that people have where they present them. And then I
Speaker 3: don't know if I'm supposed to be like I love
Speaker 3: that or like like you told a story. Dad told
Speaker 3: a story about his grandmother while we were eating. We
Speaker 3: were eating Easter brunch dinner, like you know, like a
Speaker 3: late early dinner. We're all like eating food, putting in
Speaker 3: our mouths and we're commenting how good it is because
Speaker 3: my mom made a big salad. But my brother in
Speaker 3: law mats mom were over at his parents' house, right,
Speaker 3: my brother in law's parents, So it's like I've never
Speaker 3: even been there. They've been married for you know, ten
Speaker 3: plus years. It's just like you're playing on a what's
Speaker 3: it called when you play you're playing an away game. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I'm not used to this field, right, and it's different
Speaker 3: people like I know his parents, but it's just like,
Speaker 3: you know, you're just on your best behavior a little bit.
Speaker 3: But I guess my dad had an anecdote to share
Speaker 3: about his grandmother because he cannot let one pass by.
Speaker 3: I seriously predicted, like dogs in an earthquake, I start barking.
Speaker 3: I can feel them coming. I predicted one this weekend
Speaker 3: that was so good that I heard someone say something
Speaker 3: and I go and then I literally mouthed my grandmother
Speaker 3: used to say, as you were saying. My grandmother used
Speaker 3: to say it was really it was brilliant.
Speaker 1: So I've only got a few stories.
Speaker 3: No, and then this, hold on, I'll get to what
Speaker 3: you said at dinner. But this weekend you also said
Speaker 3: a joke or you said a song lyric or something,
Speaker 3: and I knew the joke. No, I knew the joke.
Speaker 3: What was the joke that I knew this weekend? And
Speaker 3: you go, how do you know that joke? Because it
Speaker 3: was a really obscure joke? And I gase, you've told
Speaker 3: me a thousands what about.
Speaker 1: The guy who is though you didn't know that one,
Speaker 1: but the guy Who's.
Speaker 3: No, I didn't know that one. It was a different one.
Speaker 3: And I got the punchline, and you were like, God,
Speaker 3: you're just such a great comedic mind. And I'm like, no,
Speaker 3: I've heard you tell that eight times and you go,
Speaker 3: there's no way, and I'm like, I would never have
Speaker 3: figured out this old street joke otherwise. And but this okay.
Speaker 3: So we're sitting at dinner and we're eating and we're like, God,
Speaker 3: this is so good, and my what did you say?
Speaker 1: Just know? Well, I just mentioned somebody said to you know,
Speaker 1: what's what's the secret to it? And I said, my
Speaker 1: grandma used to say when we'd ask her why something
Speaker 1: was so good, she said she used to say, I
Speaker 1: spit in.
Speaker 3: It, but he kept saying it. No, we said it
Speaker 3: was said twice and there was a final one that
Speaker 3: really everyone had a full mouth of food and you
Speaker 3: were like, my grandma just said I would just spit
Speaker 3: in it. And we're all just like like eating this
Speaker 3: like salad. It is good and my grandma, but it's
Speaker 3: not good at dinner. And I'm not one of a person.
Speaker 1: That really you know the family better than you do.
Speaker 3: They know her well, you don't know my aversions that,
Speaker 3: but I felt I felt gross eating that salad after
Speaker 3: you said that you didn't do you have that thing
Speaker 3: where if someone talks about in the gross while you're eating,
Speaker 3: you can't eat still a little bit, I have it.
Speaker 3: I didn't think I would have it. And I used
Speaker 3: to always get really annoyed when people would quit me,
Speaker 3: quit me, I'm just making up new things. They would
Speaker 3: make me stop talking about gross things while we're eating.
Speaker 3: I just feel like, grow up. But it's not even
Speaker 3: a you can really grow up from. It's not immaturity,
Speaker 3: it's actual like okay, they're actually thinking about it because
Speaker 3: some people can change. Yeah, I can change other people can't.
Speaker 3: I can turn into someone who can be a verb. Yeah,
Speaker 3: well you can get weirder and more neurotic and worse.
Speaker 3: I guess is what it is. I think it's cooler
Speaker 3: to be able to talk about gross things and eat.
Speaker 1: I agree, it's fun.
Speaker 4: I like talking about shut you down if you're like, yeah,
Speaker 4: you know, I had to go to the doctor and
Speaker 4: they took blood and then I had to get a
Speaker 4: sample and they're like, can you not we're eating?
Speaker 3: Yes, it's shame.
Speaker 4: You just stop with shame talk.
Speaker 3: Oh god, I don't want to what's wrong with you?
Speaker 1: That?
Speaker 3: Like, what's wrong with you?
Speaker 1: Vibe?
Speaker 3: Even though I just did? That's a dad? What's wrong
Speaker 3: with you for bringing that up? It was just it
Speaker 3: was just funny.
Speaker 4: Say well, I spit in your food, so now what Yeah,
Speaker 4: if they do that to me, I go up to
Speaker 4: people at the gas station and like, I spit in
Speaker 4: your drink. Just tell them that, even though there's no
Speaker 4: way I could have. It's a great prink.
Speaker 3: April fools, spit in.
Speaker 4: Your drink before you drink?
Speaker 1: That? Did anyone else anybody else get April fooled at all?
Speaker 1: Brian No.
Speaker 4: Trump tried to do an April fool where he sent
Speaker 4: an email to all of his followers saying that he's
Speaker 4: suspending his campaign. That's pretty funny. Really, yeah he did,
Speaker 4: God he is.
Speaker 1: He had actually had a sense of humor for a minute.
Speaker 4: Yeah, And at the bottom of it it said, I
Speaker 4: will never surrender, just like just kidding. I'm never surrendered it.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, what are you doing on the list?
Speaker 4: I just donated a couple.
Speaker 3: Of dollars dollars a month.
Speaker 4: The oil company does it for tax reasons, so the
Speaker 4: oil company owned.
Speaker 2: Do you get pranked?
Speaker 4: Huh?
Speaker 2: A couple of us got pranked on Girls Chap by
Speaker 2: Kirsten Mom.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, that was not God, that was a little
Speaker 3: too much. She's Kirsten's mom sent her a text that
Speaker 3: was like, we're over at your house and there's a
Speaker 3: squirrel loose in the house. The Corey's not home, but
Speaker 3: dogs are freaking out. And then she just let it sit.
Speaker 3: She like forgot to relieve the prank. And then Kirston
Speaker 3: sent us that text and I'm in the middle of
Speaker 3: talking about something mundane and I'm like, oh no, Kirsten's
Speaker 3: house is being destroyed, right now I can't really finish
Speaker 3: this paragraph that I was in the middle of being like,
Speaker 3: do you guys think my hair would look like cooler
Speaker 3: if I got maybe some like So the girl's CHD
Speaker 3: is oftentimes you have to like really read the room first.
Speaker 3: And that's why we even stated a thing because sometimes
Speaker 3: you want to go on and just dump what's going
Speaker 3: on in your life, and you don't have time to
Speaker 3: catch up on the ninety seven messages that have accrued
Speaker 3: within three hours that morning. So and that's not even
Speaker 3: our number, it's literally how quickly it happens. And so
Speaker 3: you just want to put in your thing. So we
Speaker 3: we instated a rule where you just say this is
Speaker 3: a drive by, and that means that you have not
Speaker 3: had time to catch up. You're just dumping something. So
Speaker 3: we are not If someone's grandma died and you're talking
Speaker 3: about how you don't have any clothes, you get forgiven
Speaker 3: for being out of context because.
Speaker 1: So doing on girls talk, she's not she.
Speaker 3: Just she just sent the text message that her mom
Speaker 3: sent her and then she didn't tell us that it
Speaker 3: was April fools. So we're all like, I hope your
Speaker 3: home's okay, poor girly I know stressed. Yeah, so we
Speaker 3: were all, yeah, I got I got I got got
Speaker 3: by that pretty good. I don't like April fools. I
Speaker 3: don't like pranks. I don't like We've talked about it before,
Speaker 3: but your brain is malleable to trauma. So when you
Speaker 3: and trauma can be when you think something horrible has happened,
Speaker 3: or you think something out of character for someone has happened.
Speaker 3: So when you see something crazy happen, your brain goes
Speaker 3: through an event. And then any amount of just kidding,
Speaker 3: oh my god, it was a joke is not going
Speaker 3: to repair what the synapse is that just fired to
Speaker 3: make something new in your brain that will haunt you
Speaker 3: the rest of your life.
Speaker 1: You know, it's not good for fools. I was starting
Speaker 1: a company in Denver, Colorado, long ago, and we were
Speaker 1: selling advertising and we were struggling, and a major sponsor
Speaker 1: ad was like four hundred dollars. It was a big
Speaker 1: deal if you sold one. So I went out to
Speaker 1: lunch and some of the sales reps put a sale
Speaker 1: in this bin that was a Chinese restaurant that bought
Speaker 1: the major sponsor ad for Boulder, Colorado, and it was
Speaker 1: our first map, first thing we had done. So I
Speaker 1: was like, look at this. We sold a major sponsor ad.
Speaker 1: So I went up and handed the rep a fifty
Speaker 1: dollars bill and said, you get fifty dollars. But I
Speaker 1: looked at the name on the The owner of the
Speaker 1: restaurant was called was named We Fu You.
Speaker 4: That.
Speaker 3: It was pretty good, classic, but the races. This guy
Speaker 3: felt really bad in the seventies.
Speaker 1: Sorry for that.
Speaker 3: Oh no, no, no, that that's pretty good. Yeah, I'm trying
Speaker 3: to think of times I've been.
Speaker 4: Really on you because We Fu You went on to
Speaker 4: found Amway Global and now he's.
Speaker 3: Telling you, well, I got got at the Mark Twain Prize.
Speaker 3: You'll have to see it. Yeah, we got fooled wet.
Speaker 3: It was really funny. Yeah, yeah, we were What did
Speaker 3: you say.
Speaker 4: It wasn't actually Kevin Hart.
Speaker 3: Yeah it was. I can't think of someone else who
Speaker 3: looks like him.
Speaker 1: Gary Coleman.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, that's a good one.
Speaker 4: That's good.
Speaker 3: He's a short black man. No, it was really, it
Speaker 3: was good, and we all got tricked. It's just so
Speaker 3: embarrassing to get trick because the worst ones is when
Speaker 3: you get excited and then you get sad like that.
Speaker 3: That's what they thought, then the trauma comes after of like, okay.
Speaker 4: Something like if someone told you you got something and
Speaker 4: then they say, actually you didn't, like that would be
Speaker 4: just cruel.
Speaker 3: God. I recently lost out on something and I'm not
Speaker 3: gonna talk about it yet, but I thought I was
Speaker 3: doing something really really amazing and then it got taken away, and.
Speaker 2: Oh, good ship.
Speaker 3: I don't think I've told you it's not happening. I
Speaker 3: already told you. Yeah, yeah, I don't care at all,
Speaker 3: because even though it was the biggest thing I may
Speaker 3: have done in my whole life career wise, it's like
Speaker 3: it's just not time. Or like the times I've missed
Speaker 3: out on meeting Taylor Swift, I thought I was going
Speaker 3: to meet Taylor Swift, or I thought I was going
Speaker 3: to meet Travis Kelcey, or you know, I thought, if
Speaker 3: you want to hear that story, you got to listen
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Speaker 3: become a Big Money Player's Diamond member.
Speaker 4: Yeah, real gossip about Bosh on this.
Speaker 3: Okay, we don't give it all, right, well we keep it.
Speaker 3: Get there. If you listen to a truceive thoughts. You
Speaker 3: know the rules. You keep it there. You don't talk
Speaker 3: about it on the message board. You don't talk about
Speaker 3: to other Nicculator podcast fans unless they are like in
Speaker 3: the Secret of Silence. Yeah, you don't share publicly. It's
Speaker 3: like our one place where we can really spit fire
Speaker 3: really is a paywall. It's like twenty minute podcast extra
Speaker 3: once a month where you get all the time.
Speaker 4: This particular takeaway doesn't hurt as much, I think is
Speaker 4: because you know, it's not all on you, Like you know,
Speaker 4: the other people that were involved here are great and
Speaker 4: are big deals. So it's like fall on me.
Speaker 3: Okay, yes, that is true. That softens the blow when
Speaker 3: it's like a strolective team team failure, I guess or
Speaker 3: whatever it is, like.
Speaker 1: It's everybody feels shitty.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but like also, even if it was me, I
Speaker 3: don't care because I it it doesn't it's okay, I don't.
Speaker 3: I don't need everything this business has to offer. I
Speaker 3: think there are some people that are like, I need
Speaker 3: to make tens of millions of dollars and I've got
Speaker 3: to play arenas and stadiums or and I have to
Speaker 3: have my own show like this or have this many followers.
Speaker 3: I just don't. I don't know why. I don't care
Speaker 3: about that right now, But I do care about some stuff,
Speaker 3: and I don't know what the difference is.
Speaker 1: You do care about podcast listeners.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but I don't. Actually, I don't look at the
Speaker 3: numbers at all. If you know, you might not know
Speaker 3: this about me, But I don't know how many people
Speaker 3: listen to the show. It's not that I don't care.
Speaker 3: I love all my listeners, but it in my mind,
Speaker 3: I don't even have a number. So if you told
Speaker 3: me a number, it wouldn't even disappoint me. It would
Speaker 3: only disappoint me, to be honest with you, because in
Speaker 3: my mind the number could be infantismal. So I don't
Speaker 3: like to know numbers. In fact, my dad comes to
Speaker 3: my shows a lot, and we'll be in the green
Speaker 3: room beforehand and it'll be like, so, how many tickets
Speaker 3: you so tonight, which is a normal question to answer.
Speaker 1: Oh no, when it's sold out, I say, so, how
Speaker 1: big is this theory?
Speaker 3: No? No, no, no, no no, no, this happened one time. Yes,
Speaker 3: you go, because first of all, if you know your
Speaker 3: daughter and I don't sell poorly, So it's you weren't
Speaker 3: stepping into a trap of me being like I didn't
Speaker 3: sell any tickets, but you did ask, and I was like,
Speaker 3: I don't want to know. I don't know until I
Speaker 3: walk out there, because I can't do anything about it.
Speaker 3: I mean, I guess I could. They asked me to
Speaker 3: send a video promote my April shows, they being the
Speaker 3: promoter and company. Yeah, no, the promoter who does like
Speaker 3: covers a bunch of shows. And they asked me to, like, hey,
Speaker 3: will you make a video to tell more people about
Speaker 3: April shows?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 3: And this came through on Thursday, and I had this
Speaker 3: weekend off, which means no hair and makeup, Like I'm
Speaker 3: not looking pretty at all this weekend for any reason.
Speaker 3: And I just don't feel like it. I don't, I don't.
Speaker 3: I don't know how to make Hey, guys. In April,
Speaker 3: I'm gonna be in uh, I can't even think of
Speaker 3: the names right now, Temecula, California. And then I'm gonna
Speaker 3: be in port or not port Chester. I'm gonna be
Speaker 3: in New York.
Speaker 4: You're gonna be in Huntington.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Huntington, New York.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Where else am I gonna be Indiana.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, that was just there.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah, Saint Louis, Missouri, April twenty seventh, Wakekegan, Illinois.
Speaker 3: It's hard for me to because when I watch other
Speaker 3: comedians do, though, I kind of go like, how are
Speaker 3: you gonna make this creative? Because it's so it's just
Speaker 3: hard to make that fun.
Speaker 1: It's people like it. They want to know, So don't
Speaker 1: feel don't.
Speaker 3: I did read a good thing about how someone said
Speaker 3: if you're having trouble promoting yourself, imagine you work for
Speaker 3: an ad agency and you just got your name in
Speaker 3: front of you and you like have pretend you're someone else.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, that always works. It works for everything.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it really does, if you just do someone else's homework.
Speaker 3: I used to do with my sisters. This weekend, Anya
Speaker 3: and I got on the phone and I came up
Speaker 3: with a marketing scheme for her next album, and she
Speaker 3: because she was like totally stuck in being like I
Speaker 3: don't even know what to do and just having those
Speaker 3: like doubts that you have about yourself, and then I
Speaker 3: just said a couple of things and she was like,
Speaker 3: oh my god, that makes so much sense. And I
Speaker 3: was like, why can't I do this for myself, and
Speaker 3: then I did. I came up with an idea, but
Speaker 3: I haven't gotten the video edited yet. I gave it
Speaker 3: to someone. I had my parents do a review of
Speaker 3: my show that they saw in Cincinnati to promote. I
Speaker 3: think that's a good idea to be like, Hey, here's
Speaker 3: what you're gonna get from Nikki Glazer Good Girl Tour.
Speaker 3: Final stages of the Good Girl Tour performance and my
Speaker 3: dad said, I said, what was your favorite part of
Speaker 3: the show? And my dad said, just you know, having
Speaker 3: my daughter walk out on stage. Seeing my daughter walk
Speaker 3: out stage, and I go, okay, well, can you make
Speaker 3: it an experience that anyone else who isn't fine? I
Speaker 3: know you just walked in after going to the bathroom.
Speaker 4: I was already interviewed with Greid. If you gave that
Speaker 4: to people there in your shows, you can let your
Speaker 4: daughter walk on stage, I.
Speaker 3: Should allow that. For an extra fifty bucks, you can
Speaker 3: have your daughter come in before the show starts and
Speaker 3: we can intro her with her favorite song.
Speaker 4: Well, I just didn't want to more than fifty bucks.
Speaker 1: I didn't want to say my favorite part was was
Speaker 1: My My favorite part was Brian opening. I didn't want to.
Speaker 3: Say that that would have been funny, that would have
Speaker 3: been good. Yeah, it was, so I gave them that video.
Speaker 3: But then I realized, like, you kinda gotta be in
Speaker 3: it to get to get people's.
Speaker 1: Eyes rather than just put up a poster with you.
Speaker 3: Like, if you see just two older people, no offense
Speaker 3: in a poorly lit kitchen there, no one's gonna be like,
Speaker 3: what's it like because it's muted for them, right, Like
Speaker 3: they don't even know the context of it. So I'll
Speaker 3: have to have some kind of like image first something.
Speaker 4: It's easy. You show you, you show you, yougo, I'm
Speaker 4: gonna ask my parents blah blah blah. Yeah, and you
Speaker 4: even have it in the title point of view. You
Speaker 4: ask your parents about your show or whatever in the
Speaker 4: title that's on the screen.
Speaker 2: And people want to see your parents, they.
Speaker 3: Do, but they just have to know it's my parents before,
Speaker 3: like they can't if you just saw them and you're
Speaker 3: not familiar with my parents. If you know my parents,
Speaker 3: you'd absolutely stop on the video because they're fucking gold
Speaker 3: in terms of comedy. But if you don't know them,
Speaker 3: you just be like, you know, you need shiny things,
Speaker 3: even I need shiny things. That's why I don't like
Speaker 3: to be on camera with no makeup and just like
Speaker 3: a sad gray sweatshirt on it. Just that is not
Speaker 3: going to catch the eye. That's why I always used
Speaker 3: to say, like Andrew used to promote his shows or
Speaker 3: do his cameos like in a dark room, and I'm like,
Speaker 3: it's fine because you get the job done, but like
Speaker 3: it does have to be visually interesting. There is a part.
Speaker 3: Good lighting is essential for good fast oh.
Speaker 4: And fast moving, not really fast, but fast.
Speaker 3: Cuts Taylor Swift, but put her in and I'll get
Speaker 3: literally anything with her in. It shows up on my
Speaker 3: feet and people send me stuff all the time.
Speaker 4: What's your feed my feet out? I don't get any
Speaker 4: Taylor Swift things? Do you not?
Speaker 3: You get Sidney Sweeney's gigantic tits? I get those constantly. Oh,
Speaker 3: you can teach the algorithm very quickly. They learn that
Speaker 3: you are fascinated by her boobs. In fact, I have
Speaker 3: so many they've I've been watching Swidney Swingey so much
Speaker 3: and her big boobs. But it's not even I'm watching
Speaker 3: her boobs. I just like her face and like how
Speaker 3: she talks, like I'm trying to work on an impression
Speaker 3: of her that was horrible, but I am gonna nail
Speaker 3: it at some point. But the algorithm thinks I have
Speaker 3: big boobs because it sent me a targeted ad for
Speaker 3: ras that are D triple D through like quadruple F
Speaker 3: and they're like for you, girl, and I'm like, it's
Speaker 3: targeted ads are so fast.
Speaker 4: What we should do when we get back from break
Speaker 4: is go into your Instagram, open it up, and then
Speaker 4: click on the search and see what's being suggested to
Speaker 4: you right now, let's get care. Yeah, are embarrassing. It
Speaker 4: can be embarrassing, Like you don't sometimes you don't want
Speaker 4: your boyfriend or girlfriend to be looking at over your shoulder.
Speaker 3: I read about it on Reddit last night. There was
Speaker 3: a girl that was like, hey, I saw my boyfriend's
Speaker 3: Explore page and it was all fourteen year old looking girls.
Speaker 3: And then every I was like, Okay, he's busted, Like
Speaker 3: he's definitely looking at that stuff because otherwise it wouldn't
Speaker 3: show up. And then everyone in the subred it was like, no,
Speaker 3: they just send me stuff sometimes and I don't even
Speaker 3: look at that. I'm like, no, I'm sorry. My Explore
Speaker 3: page kind of freaking nails it. Yeah, okay, so let's
Speaker 3: look at it when we come back from break right
Speaker 3: after this. Okay, we're back. I'm pulling up my Explore page.
Speaker 3: You have to do it too, Brian.
Speaker 4: What does explore it?
Speaker 3: That's like you press on the little magnifying glass right here. Huh.
Speaker 3: And it has all like different videos that you would like.
Speaker 1: Is that on Reddit? You're talking about our Instagram?
Speaker 3: It's on Instagram? Okay, okay, So my first one is
Speaker 3: a man in his car and it's like a therapy
Speaker 3: video and he's it's it just the title is how
Speaker 3: to Stop Oversharing? So and then there's okay, so let's
Speaker 3: see there's one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven, twelve,
Speaker 3: thirteen boxes. I can see how many of those boxes?
Speaker 3: And thirteen, by the way, Taylor Swift? How many do
Speaker 3: you think are Taylor Swift? Out of those thirteen?
Speaker 4: Can at least yeah?
Speaker 3: One, two, three, four, five, only five?
Speaker 1: I have two?
Speaker 2: I have two tailors?
Speaker 3: Oh my god, yes, dad, Explorer page.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you pressed a little Paul McCartney.
Speaker 3: Okay, and he's your tail?
Speaker 1: Can I see Christopher Hitchens?
Speaker 3: Okay, he's another tail Richard Dawkins, yep, Okay, you're like
Speaker 3: coming out of this pretty well. Any any sexy materials?
Speaker 1: I don't have my glasses on written can I.
Speaker 3: See any sexy material?
Speaker 2: Is that what you just said?
Speaker 3: Like if there's any like, oh no, it's like Paul McCartney, Okay,
Speaker 3: there's one girl that's kind of like hot, but it's
Speaker 3: like a prank show or something, Billy Crystal, Paul McCartney.
Speaker 3: You have three Paul McCartney's. You have George Harrison, you
Speaker 3: have a Ricky Gervais, you have a Jerry Garcia, and
Speaker 3: you have a Bill Hayter, and you have Eckart Tole
Speaker 3: who's wow, the power of Now guy who talksk force
Speaker 3: literally holds the key to my happiness in his brain.
Speaker 3: And I cannot get through any of the books because
Speaker 3: they are too they're the wording is just too I
Speaker 3: don't know, it doesn't connect with me. And then I
Speaker 3: try to listen to him.
Speaker 1: Talk and like, who is he a self helped Gut
Speaker 1: yourself radio?
Speaker 3: Let me let me neross.
Speaker 4: Power of Now.
Speaker 1: It sounds like Robert F. Kennedy. I can't listen. Robert F.
Speaker 3: Kennedy is a different Like that's a damage. This is
Speaker 3: just a.
Speaker 4: Inside yourself, take one step.
Speaker 2: Oh, nailed it?
Speaker 3: Going everyone people like get better because of that voice. Okay,
Speaker 3: then I have a.
Speaker 4: Uh.
Speaker 3: I often have a lot of people who I've talked
Speaker 3: about this before, disfigured people, people who are gravely obese
Speaker 3: and who are living with like bodies that make them
Speaker 3: very noticeable in public and maybe feel shame, but they're
Speaker 3: like they're really uh outspoken about it. So like I
Speaker 3: have really people who are horribly disfigured or really really
Speaker 3: obese talking about like I love myself. So I have
Speaker 3: a lot of that, which I think is good.
Speaker 4: Do you have reason there?
Speaker 3: That's a funny choice for that one. Yeah, horribly disfigured. No,
Speaker 3: that was a safe one because you don't want to
Speaker 3: make someone who actually is ugly. I have Holly Madison
Speaker 3: talking about probably Huefner raping her. I have And then
Speaker 3: I have a lot a lot of glute workouts.
Speaker 4: That's ye.
Speaker 3: That looks like a pervy dude because it's all women
Speaker 3: and their glutes.
Speaker 4: Yeah. Do you watch workouts on Instagram?
Speaker 3: Tons?
Speaker 4: Tons?
Speaker 3: And do I do that?
Speaker 4: No? What do you mean like a preview of it?
Speaker 4: Because it's only like a preview or a highlight of
Speaker 4: a glute worker.
Speaker 3: It's just like mean Irish woman yelling at me about like,
Speaker 3: if this is the way you're doing your glutes on
Speaker 3: the right track, you girls are wasting your time in
Speaker 3: the gym if you're not doing a lean forward, what
Speaker 3: are you even doing? And she she does not sound
Speaker 3: like that, but she is really aggressive and really mean,
Speaker 3: and I love her because she just like yells at
Speaker 3: you about thinking you're cool at the gym. And and
Speaker 3: I've become obsessed. We'll talk about it in a second.
Speaker 3: I've become literally my new obsession is fixing my pelvic tilt,
Speaker 3: which has a lot to do with my glutes.
Speaker 1: You know what that is? Oh?
Speaker 4: Yeah, I know about pelvic tilt.
Speaker 1: Yeah you do. Well.
Speaker 4: I had chronic pelvic pain for six years, so I
Speaker 4: know everything you can do with a pelvis.
Speaker 3: What kind of pelvic tilt did you have?
Speaker 4: I don't know. I just know, posh, I don't know.
Speaker 4: I just know an exercise, several pelvic tilt exercises I'd
Speaker 4: have done in the past.
Speaker 3: Okay, well, I need to know what tilt you have
Speaker 3: because I've my dad and I got it from a
Speaker 3: data we have posterior pelvic tilt. No, it's not a fault.
Speaker 3: I don't have any pain from it. Let me be
Speaker 3: very clear. Posterior pelvic pit tilt it's when you're pelvis.
Speaker 3: If your pelvis is neutral, it's just like this. If
Speaker 3: you're watching the video right, it's like a board is
Speaker 3: just floating neutrally in the air. And if you have
Speaker 3: posterior pelvic tilt, that means that board goes like this
Speaker 3: and your glutes tuck under and it tips forward. Or no, no,
Speaker 3: that's sorry, that's anterior posterior is this is back. So
Speaker 3: if you're if your hips are like a buck of water,
Speaker 3: there's water spilling out of your back because your pelvis.
Speaker 4: Is tilted, and then makes you look smaller.
Speaker 3: It makes your butt look so small. So this is
Speaker 3: seriously changed my life because my whole life I've been like,
Speaker 3: I know, I don't have no butt, but for some reason,
Speaker 3: when I do have a butt, it never shows up.
Speaker 3: And why do some girls have like such a small
Speaker 3: butt but you can still see it. There's like there's
Speaker 3: their back and then it goes whoop and there's a
Speaker 3: slope and then their butt. It's because they have anterior
Speaker 3: pelvic tilt, which is what most people are trying to leave.
Speaker 3: Posterior pelvic tilt is the other one, and it makes
Speaker 3: your butt go under and it look makes you look
Speaker 3: like a banana because your hips are going forward and
Speaker 3: your and your butt is tucked in. And I am
Speaker 3: on a mission to reverse my posteria pelvic delt, which
Speaker 3: I've had my entire life because we saw videos from
Speaker 3: my childhood.
Speaker 4: You saw the tilt this weekend.
Speaker 3: I had it at eleven.
Speaker 1: Can you achieve that though that's really doable.
Speaker 3: It's going to be so difficult, and it really is
Speaker 3: an hour of added stretching and rolling out and concentrated strength.
Speaker 3: Told me, he said yeah, he said he would just say,
Speaker 3: don't even know. Pretty much everyone told me that it's
Speaker 3: not going to be possible, like all my teachers and stuff.
Speaker 3: But I've become like obsessed with Tom Brady because of
Speaker 3: the rolling out, because of the stretching and pliability method
Speaker 3: that he's obsessed with. And TB twelve also has posterior
Speaker 3: pelvic tilt.
Speaker 1: Twelve is this is there a book out that shows Yes.
Speaker 3: There is a book and I got it and I'm
Speaker 3: reading it religiously and pouring over every word. I'm obsessed
Speaker 3: with Tom Brady. It's not an athlete. Oh, Brian, I
Speaker 3: don't even he's going to get his coffee. I got
Speaker 3: mine too. It's a gigantic book. It is a bible,
Speaker 3: it's a textbook. Oh he's getting his. I have mine
Speaker 3: with me too. Mind's a half one.
Speaker 1: Rolling of muscles, the stretching.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I can't literally carry it on. Yeah, okay. So
Speaker 3: because I'm fixing this posterior pelvic tilt, I always have
Speaker 3: to be aware of what my uh pelvis is doing
Speaker 3: and to in order to keep my pelvis in the
Speaker 3: right position. I always have to be thinking about it.
Speaker 3: It's not something that I can let go of, Like
Speaker 3: you have to be focused because I will always go
Speaker 3: back to tipping. Yeah kind of. But it's very hard
Speaker 3: to maintain that when you're doing a thirty minute workout
Speaker 3: on a treadmill where you're like trying to actually exert
Speaker 3: yourself in other ways. So I went from doing a
Speaker 3: really intense workout thirty minutes walking on an incline, running
Speaker 3: on an incline, so brutal, so good, and now I
Speaker 3: walk at a gingerly three miles per hour at a
Speaker 3: very small incline because I have to keep this posterior
Speaker 3: pelvic tilt. It is slowed down. Everything, all of my
Speaker 3: pilates is now like I look like the biggest beginner
Speaker 3: because I will not do any exercise in which my
Speaker 3: pelvis is not in the right spot and it's so
Speaker 3: hard to keep it there.
Speaker 1: So now your stomach will stick out.
Speaker 3: Well, that's what they say, but I if you tone
Speaker 3: your abs right, it will not stick out, because you
Speaker 3: got if you don't have a pooch, it won't stick out,
Speaker 3: and I'd rather have it stick out. I love that
Speaker 3: duck walk where girls just have a that butt sloping
Speaker 3: off and like the belly in the front. I like
Speaker 3: that look. I want that look. But how did you
Speaker 3: find out about TV? Because I remember you talking to
Speaker 3: me about Tom Brady's workout.
Speaker 4: Oh. When I was diagnosed to that heart condition, I
Speaker 4: was told I can no longer lift heavy weights, and
Speaker 4: so I went on a search for a resistance SPAN's
Speaker 4: workout and it just so happened to coincide with when
Speaker 4: TV twelve came out, and so I got it. Yeah,
Speaker 4: and so I got all the resistance Span stuff. Well,
Speaker 4: actually it was a little bit after that so I
Speaker 4: got the resistance Span stuff in like twenty nineteen, and
Speaker 4: then if you're a call, the next your COVID happened
Speaker 4: and all that we Yeah, COVID happened in twenty twenty,
Speaker 4: and the gym's closed. You couldn't go to the gym anymore.
Speaker 4: And then there was a run on things like resistance Span, right,
Speaker 4: and you couldn't get them. They were all this backlock
Speaker 4: supply chain. My god, but I already had all the
Speaker 4: TV twelve stuff at home, and I had canceled my
Speaker 4: gym membership because of the heart condition. What so TB
Speaker 4: twelve saved me from being able to work out throughout COVID.
Speaker 3: So with all my stuff, how much I haven't gotten
Speaker 3: way into the book, but I'm familiar with Like he
Speaker 3: talks about pliability more than like before him. He yeah,
Speaker 3: he became says he met this this body mechanics guy
Speaker 3: named Alex something, Yeah, and he taught him about this
Speaker 3: really important part of you know, athletic healing and training,
Speaker 3: which is pliability. Like you got to get into the
Speaker 3: muscles and like mash them up and make them gummy
Speaker 3: so that they're able to stretch, and then they're able
Speaker 3: to be pliable so that the tendon that might have
Speaker 3: the injury on it is not being pulled. All the
Speaker 3: other muscles are stretched out so that tendon isn't being
Speaker 3: pulled by those muscles around it. So he does this method.
Speaker 3: Like I was watching this video last night of him
Speaker 3: with his other teammates and he's trying to get them
Speaker 3: on board with it, and they're all just like whatever. Man,
Speaker 3: he's like getting rubbed out in massage, and I'm just like,
Speaker 3: why would they not trust Tom Brady? A person that
Speaker 3: went in and was the one hundred and ninety ninth pick,
Speaker 3: sixth round draft pick, had no business ever becoming the
Speaker 3: Tom Brady we know has like not a natural athletic.
Speaker 3: Bill didn't have really any natural talents that people were
Speaker 3: like these are. I mean, he has natural challes, but
Speaker 3: he doesn't have He's tall, but he doesn't have a Bill. Yeah,
Speaker 3: but he's tall, but he does not. If you look
Speaker 3: at his draft report, it's abysmal in terms of describing
Speaker 3: his body.
Speaker 4: Yeah, no, they really ripped into his body, it was described. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: You know, you know who else is the athlete that
Speaker 1: totally did all that? Like Djokovic, who's getting old and
Speaker 1: he is a big proponent of flexibility and some instructor
Speaker 1: from his home homes countries. I guess it's he's from
Speaker 1: Sarajevo or something anyway, but this and has been his
Speaker 1: mentor for thirty years. And yeah, it's all about stretching
Speaker 1: and how flexible he is. Now, your flexibility is huge.
Speaker 4: There's this amazing video of Patrick mahomes trainer where he
Speaker 4: was tackled during the playoffs in a really awkward way
Speaker 4: where he bent over kind of like a crab walk,
Speaker 4: you know what I'm saying, Like his hands are protruded
Speaker 4: and he's on his on it like basically doing a
Speaker 4: crab walk. And he was tackled and pushed that way
Speaker 4: forcefully and he just like hopped up and he was fine.
Speaker 4: So then his trainer posted a video on Instagram being like,
Speaker 4: the reason why Patrick Mahomes didn't get hurt on that
Speaker 4: play is because of this, and then he showed a
Speaker 4: supercut of Patrick Mahomes practicing that stretch over and over again. Yeah,
Speaker 4: for like five years.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Wow, it's incredible.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's what they do.
Speaker 4: That.
Speaker 3: That's what Tom does, is like he practices the like
Speaker 3: you know when you're lifting weights, Like how often are
Speaker 3: you lifting things like this in your life? Or like
Speaker 3: like this, we do this in bilodies all the time.
Speaker 3: You have to do actual movements that your body really does.
Speaker 3: But do you roll out, Brian.
Speaker 4: As much as I should?
Speaker 3: But I rolling out is fucking next level, dude. Chris
Speaker 3: has been obsessed with rolling out for so long, and
Speaker 3: I just have to watch him roll out for like
Speaker 3: forty minutes, Like We'll just be watching TV and he's
Speaker 3: rolling out the ball he has so long he could
Speaker 3: do like a a project, a sixth grade project of
Speaker 3: the planets with all the balls he has in this bag,
Speaker 3: the different sizes.
Speaker 4: I swear to.
Speaker 3: God, a diorama, and I'm rolling out right now. I
Speaker 3: have one underneath my thigh because you should always be
Speaker 3: rolling out, like I love holding it in a place
Speaker 3: and sometimes I'm not kidding you, like you're if you
Speaker 3: are a sober person and you want to trip a
Speaker 3: little bit, hold on to a pressure point around your
Speaker 3: hips or something on a lay on a ball, breathe
Speaker 3: and then become dead weight, Like you don't realize that
Speaker 3: you're tensed up so much because it hurts. But if
Speaker 3: you let yourself be you really breathe and let it go
Speaker 3: and become dead weight and let that ball get into
Speaker 3: that area. You will see stars and be transported into
Speaker 3: that solar system that Chris Coffey has in that bag.
Speaker 3: I swear to God I have. I was in Bloties
Speaker 3: yesterday and there was one stretch I did that I
Speaker 3: was just like h and I was just like, hold on,
Speaker 3: I have to hold it. And I might have held
Speaker 3: it for like it was probably seven seconds longer, but
Speaker 3: it felt I just I like I was seeing things.
Speaker 1: This is just rolling out on a foam roller, just
Speaker 1: rolling your muscles.
Speaker 3: You can use the vibration roller, yeah, or that that
Speaker 3: vibrates vibrates.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: See, I don't agree with the vibrating aspect of it.
Speaker 4: I feel like the vibrating aspect is going to in
Speaker 4: the future be revealed to be bad for you, sort
Speaker 4: of like how Lacroix is going to give you some
Speaker 4: kind of problem.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that would have been revealed by now.
Speaker 4: But no, they just did it for viamin water zero,
Speaker 4: for the sugar they put in vibin water zero. They
Speaker 4: said it's always been bad, right, No, they thought that
Speaker 4: enterteam was bad, and now they're like Oh, by the way, uh,
Speaker 4: Stevia Stevia. I guess it's it's sort of like Stevia
Speaker 4: is they Now there's all these studies that are like,
Speaker 4: don't drink gatorade zero, don't drink vitamin water zero because
Speaker 4: that sugar is also going to give you cancer. And
Speaker 4: it's like.
Speaker 3: Mony, you wrote me about an AT and T leak.
Speaker 3: Did you guys hear about that?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: They got they got hacked, And I go, what am
Speaker 3: I supposed to do? Like erase my text now that
Speaker 3: could be incriminating?
Speaker 1: AT and T is going to provide everybody with the
Speaker 1: software to prevent.
Speaker 2: Class action lawsuit? Baby?
Speaker 3: Yeah, but then isn't that like we all get nineteen
Speaker 3: cents when it's said and done or something.
Speaker 4: Do you have AH for AT and T?
Speaker 3: For what family plan with Lauren and Matt?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 1: Really?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 3: So data passwords? I can't choose another password for Christ's sake,
Speaker 3: like I can't remember all this ship.
Speaker 4: Do a past phrase? Yours is yours should be easy.
Speaker 4: You should just do a past phrase, Okay, lyric think
Speaker 4: of a Okay, the first letter of each word is
Speaker 4: your password. So if the Taylor Swift work is that's good. Yeah,
Speaker 4: and then just to just to give yourself symbols.
Speaker 3: Or it was good until we talked about it on
Speaker 3: a live podcast.
Speaker 4: Here's a number in it, and pick a symbol to
Speaker 4: put on either end or in the middle of it,
Speaker 4: just like an exclamation point.
Speaker 3: My joke used to be, I'm tired of coming up
Speaker 3: with new passwords because it's always like you have to
Speaker 3: have your dead dog's name, and then you have to
Speaker 3: be excited about it because you had to put an
Speaker 3: exclamation mark. Be like.
Speaker 4: You has to be.
Speaker 3: Excited about all your dead animals or speedo? Is that
Speaker 3: you to question mark?
Speaker 4: I should be a question mark?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, what are you gonna do? What can
Speaker 3: I can't do anything with that. When she alerted me
Speaker 3: of that, I was just like, I just can I
Speaker 3: not care? Is this one that I can just sit
Speaker 3: out and not be like, honey, we need to change everything?
Speaker 3: Can I just like let me be hacked?
Speaker 1: You know there are like seventy million people that are hacked.
Speaker 3: Seventy three million, Yeah, something that people get hacked like
Speaker 3: every week.
Speaker 2: I feel like this has happened recently.
Speaker 3: I know. I guess I should just like stop sending
Speaker 3: nunes send more so because Now this is the time.
Speaker 1: There's a password that I use and I still use
Speaker 1: it on some things, but it says this password has
Speaker 1: been breached. You shouldn't use this anymore.
Speaker 4: And I tell you that, Oh my god, I got
Speaker 4: lots of breach passwords. But all you have to do
Speaker 4: is on all of your important things, just make two
Speaker 4: factor authentication and you should be okay. So like, if
Speaker 4: you on your inst that good.
Speaker 3: Though. You know why that sucks is because if you
Speaker 3: lose your phone, you're fucked because everything gets sent to
Speaker 3: your phone. So if you go to your laptop to
Speaker 3: be like, okay, I'll get in my email on my laptop,
Speaker 3: we send a code to your phone. Well, that phone
Speaker 3: is with someone in South Saint Louis now because it
Speaker 3: got ripped out of my hands and it's been twenty minutes,
Speaker 3: they're probably gone back.
Speaker 4: And you go that you bring that to the cloud.
Speaker 4: You know they can, but the tooth off.
Speaker 3: The two whatever AUTHENTI act two factor, it's always sending
Speaker 3: to your phone. What are you supposed to do if
Speaker 3: you lose your phone, everything gets sent to your phone.
Speaker 4: Well, your phone should be backed up on the cloud.
Speaker 4: And then if you get a new video it's.
Speaker 3: Not because, oh, speaking of fucking TV. I just bought
Speaker 3: uh like thirty more terabytes of storage on the cloud
Speaker 3: because I just don't even know what to do. They
Speaker 3: just every so often your cloud is full. What do
Speaker 3: I do? I spend thirty more dollars a month for
Speaker 3: more terabytes? Do I need any of the stuff I have?
Speaker 3: I don't know, because I don't. I'm not aoy who
Speaker 3: has a computer head. I don't know how to I
Speaker 3: want to get around.
Speaker 2: I don't know from pictures and videos, it's probably automatically.
Speaker 3: I play a lot of guitar and take videos for
Speaker 3: like ten minutes at a time, so I bet it's
Speaker 3: just like really long videos of me playing music.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and stuff like that.
Speaker 3: I do go through every so often, but then it's
Speaker 3: usually when it starts going like it's full, you're gonna
Speaker 3: have to upgrade. No matter how much you delete, you're
Speaker 3: always getting that alert soon after again, like once it
Speaker 3: starts coming. I think people will relate to what I'm saying.
Speaker 3: You can't escape it. It is like you can push
Speaker 3: it off, but that Jehovah's Witness is just going around
Speaker 3: the block and it's gonna be at your door. Again
Speaker 3: saying you're full of storage, delete more videos, and then
Speaker 3: you start deleting videos of your niece that you'll never
Speaker 3: get back, and you know, like that's when I just
Speaker 3: go I can't. I guess I'm just gonna pay thirty
Speaker 3: more dollars a month to Google for the rest of
Speaker 3: my life. But I mean, when will I ever catch
Speaker 3: this chart?
Speaker 1: Thirty bucks a month seems like a lot.
Speaker 3: Yeah, because the options are two terabytes or ten, so
Speaker 3: there's no five terabyte range, there's no six you either pay.
Speaker 1: I pay five bucks, fifteen bucks a month.
Speaker 3: I pay fifteen.
Speaker 4: Minutes now, and now I'm gonna pay thirty for Apple.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Well now I'm paying thirty a month because I
Speaker 3: had to go up to ten terrbytes. So if anyone
Speaker 3: wants to, you can store a bunch of child porn.
Speaker 3: I mean, what, the only thing I hear terabyte is
Speaker 3: when I'm hearing about reports of childborn I've never heard
Speaker 3: of terrabyte in any other context until I got this email.
Speaker 3: So I'm like, I guess I'm on the dark webling
Speaker 3: terrorbytes of stuff? What could this be? And by the way,
Speaker 3: my phone can't hold thirty terabytes, so this cloud thing
Speaker 3: is an illusion. Every time I try to ever watch
Speaker 3: a video on any of my stuff, it always has
Speaker 3: to it doesn't load because it's if it's too far back,
Speaker 3: if it's more than a year back, it's just loads
Speaker 3: all day. They get you useless.
Speaker 4: To me, you're hooked. There's nothing you can do anymore.
Speaker 1: And I'm.
Speaker 4: It's like, no matter how much you eat, it's never
Speaker 4: going to go down that you're up that high. God,
Speaker 4: you're stuck. You're in the clouds.
Speaker 3: Yep, I just yeah, you buy it.
Speaker 4: Is so much though Nikki, Microsoft has ten terror bytes
Speaker 4: on their entire service, I think outsource company to get
Speaker 4: your But I'm tired of.
Speaker 3: Seeing that fucking thing pop up. And I'm tired of
Speaker 3: deleting things that I might need, like I deleted. I
Speaker 3: accidentally deleted one of my guitar videos. I remembered was
Speaker 3: a song that I had written and I had put
Speaker 3: nowhere else. So now I'm just putting my songs in
Speaker 3: my voice memos. I'm not filming them anymore. I'm only
Speaker 3: just filming practices. It's just like, you just can't fucking win.
Speaker 3: And by the way, who I'm not going through any
Speaker 3: of this footage. I have like three printed pictures in
Speaker 3: my entire house. I rarely go through my photos. If
Speaker 3: it ever happens, it's because my phone has decided to
Speaker 3: remind me of a memory when I was younger and
Speaker 3: hotter on a day where my period's about to start
Speaker 3: and I don't really need to see that shit. Yeah,
Speaker 3: it's just a year ago. Do you ever get the
Speaker 3: year ago?
Speaker 1: All the time?
Speaker 3: Message? This is what you looked like, and this is
Speaker 3: how happy you were or whatever you were doing a
Speaker 3: year ago.
Speaker 4: And for me, it's always like, here's you when you're
Speaker 4: in the woods.
Speaker 3: Ah, this is a montage of you. Like it's called
Speaker 3: in the woods.
Speaker 4: They like name it that among the trees. Yeah, it's
Speaker 4: like the same thing that would happen if I was missing.
Speaker 3: I speaking of in the Woods or like I was
Speaker 3: gonna say, stick Season. There's a song I love called
Speaker 3: stick Season and by Noah Kahn, and I became obsessed
Speaker 3: with it, I think last year. But it's a huge song,
Speaker 3: hit song. I played it for you before, Dad.
Speaker 1: He's really good. I saw him.
Speaker 3: He's amazing. Oh you liked him, Yeah, he's so good.
Speaker 3: But he blew up because of that song on TikTok
Speaker 3: and I was listening to this podcast that I discovered
Speaker 3: this weekend. I had heard about it before, and I
Speaker 3: think they have a TV show too. It's called Song Exploder,
Speaker 3: and they just talked to a band's about one song.
Speaker 3: It's like a twenty minute podcast to talk to the
Speaker 3: artist about how this song came to be, in the
Speaker 3: process behind recording it and making it. And he was
Speaker 3: talking about that one and he was in La recording
Speaker 3: like a pop popish kind of album, which he's been
Speaker 3: trying to do since he got a record deal right
Speaker 3: out of high school and it didn't go as planned.
Speaker 3: And he's from Vermont. He was out in La and
Speaker 3: putting the final touches on this album that he was
Speaker 3: not feeling good about. It wasn't like his authentic sound
Speaker 3: that he wanted to sound like, and he was feeling
Speaker 3: really lonely and he was and I like him as
Speaker 3: an artist because in his music he talks a lot
Speaker 3: about being depressed and like anxious and wanting approval. It's
Speaker 3: just very honest stuff. And he was saying that he
Speaker 3: was like feeling I'll finish this.
Speaker 4: Story when I get back.
Speaker 3: So Noah Khan's talking about what this pop. This song
Speaker 3: that was like one of the best. It was nominated
Speaker 3: for Song of the Year at the Grammys this year.
Speaker 3: He didn't win, but it was definitely worthy of a nomination.
Speaker 3: And he was wanting to get some attention on TikTok
Speaker 3: because he was feeling lonely in his airbnb in la
Speaker 3: and he just wrote the verse to this the song,
Speaker 3: and then he put it on TikTok and it was
Speaker 3: just the first verse, not even a chorus, and then
Speaker 3: he went to bed and he was like kind of
Speaker 3: scrolling and looking at it and like it's getting barely anything,
Speaker 3: and he's like, I'm such a loser, Like this is
Speaker 3: a verse about being a loser, because I wanted to
Speaker 3: be honest about how I'm feeling, and now it's like
Speaker 3: not even doing anything. And then he went to bed
Speaker 3: and he woke up in the morning and it was
Speaker 3: like had five hundred comments, which was like a ton
Speaker 3: for him, for anyone, and then it just blew up
Speaker 3: after that and everyone's like, we want the chorus, give
Speaker 3: us the whole song, and he's like, I don't even
Speaker 3: have a whole song. This was just like a little
Speaker 3: diddy thing. So he's like Okay, fuck, I have to
Speaker 3: like write the rest of it. So then he wrote
Speaker 3: the chorus and then he put that out and they
Speaker 3: were like, we love this, and he's like, oh god, no,
Speaker 3: after write second first and a bridge, and so it
Speaker 3: was just because of putting it out there, he had
Speaker 3: to finish it because people were demanding it and thinking
Speaker 3: that there was more to be to than he was
Speaker 3: holding something back. But he hadn't even written it. So
Speaker 3: I thought it was really interesting.
Speaker 1: So if you put something on Instagram like that, it
Speaker 1: couldn't somebody just steal that song from him and say
Speaker 1: I wrote this.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but then it would be archived as him having
Speaker 3: had it.
Speaker 4: People have done that with my cartoons. I had my
Speaker 4: big al Ford f one fifty video someone shared on
Speaker 4: Reddit and it was on the front page of Reddit.
Speaker 4: It was the number one thing on Reddit for like
Speaker 4: a day, and they didn't tag me. No one knew
Speaker 4: it was mine. It got like hundreds and hundreds of
Speaker 4: thousands of rude and then people in the comments were like,
Speaker 4: we need to find tag this person. It's this is
Speaker 4: Brian Frandi's video, blah blah blah, and like let's and
Speaker 4: then a lot of people like in solidarity, subscribe to
Speaker 4: me on YouTube because I was fucked over, but like
Speaker 4: one percent of the people followed me on YouTube that
Speaker 4: would have Yeah, I tagged.
Speaker 3: Yeah, well it wasn't stolen. I mean there's still it
Speaker 3: was absolutely stolen in terms of that person got a
Speaker 3: lot of up votes on their account, but no one
Speaker 3: and maybe people did think that person had posted.
Speaker 1: But what do up votes do for you? It just
Speaker 1: on your kids, goes back to your credit.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Like if you post something and get up votes,
Speaker 3: or if comment gets up votes, you just get It's
Speaker 3: it's meaningless. It's kind of a joke, just like like
Speaker 3: on Instagram exactly. It's just like likes.
Speaker 4: It's a yeah, but it all builds towards you having
Speaker 4: a bigger following.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and your posts helped create what is popular and
Speaker 3: read it. So I upvote things all the time to
Speaker 3: be like I'm voting just move. You're pretty much voting
Speaker 3: of like what you think is cool.
Speaker 4: And encouraging social media capital, which is intrinsically worthless but
Speaker 4: ultimately leads to real life things.
Speaker 1: Yes understood.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so I guess. Yeah. There was another song Exploder.
Speaker 3: I listened to the song I'm currently obsessed with called
Speaker 3: the Birthday Party by the nineteen seventy five, and I
Speaker 3: really liked I found it from read it. Actually, I
Speaker 3: found this song, so I read it suggests threads to
Speaker 3: look at, and nineteen seventy five is always one that
Speaker 3: they're just showing me random. I don't listen to the
Speaker 3: nineteen seventy five a lot. I obviously knew Matt Healy
Speaker 3: dated Taylor Swift and I like some of their songs,
Speaker 3: but there was this one that was like, what's your
Speaker 3: favorite nineteen seventy five lyric? And I always read those
Speaker 3: posts because I just I like lyrics. And one of
Speaker 3: them was like I thought I was in hell in
Speaker 3: a in a boring conversation with a girl named mel
Speaker 3: about her friend in Cincinnati named Maddie as well, And
Speaker 3: it was just cool because it was like Maddie Naddy
Speaker 3: as well, and it was just a cool rhyming scheme.
Speaker 3: And I was like, oh, that sounds like an interesting lyric.
Speaker 3: And it's the song called the Birthday Party. It's just
Speaker 3: about these mundane conversations and like that he's having with
Speaker 3: people at this birthday party, and one of them is
Speaker 3: like he runs into his friend and they were like
Speaker 3: he tells Maddie. Maddie being the guy from the band,
Speaker 3: He's like, oh, yeah, my friends were gonna go to
Speaker 3: your Pine Grove show, but they didn't know about all
Speaker 3: the weird shits, so they just left. And like about
Speaker 3: I relate to that because people tell me rude things
Speaker 3: about people coming to my shows all the time. They'll
Speaker 3: be like, oh my god, I was sitting next to
Speaker 3: this person who hated you. They left halfway through the show.
Speaker 3: That was my favorite part of the show, is watching
Speaker 3: these people leave, And I'm just like, that was your
Speaker 3: favorite part of the show. Why did you even tell
Speaker 3: me that? So I liked that lyric too. But he
Speaker 3: said this really interesting thing in the song Exploder episode
Speaker 3: about writing that song in particular, is that if he
Speaker 3: writes a lyric that makes him go like like cringe
Speaker 3: and go like, oh my god, that's so lame, then
Speaker 3: he has to keep it in cause he can't do
Speaker 3: he can't change any lyric to preserve his ego, which
Speaker 3: I really like. So there's this one lyric that says
Speaker 3: he goes, can we go somewhere I'll be recognized? Essentially,
Speaker 3: it's not the lyric exactly, but he's like, hey, I'm
Speaker 3: feeling depressed. Can we go somewhere well where people know
Speaker 3: who I am? And he left that and you could
Speaker 3: tell that was like a placeholder, but he probably left
Speaker 3: it in because he's like, I can't take it out
Speaker 3: because if I take it out, I'm protecting me being
Speaker 3: desperate for attention, which is the true thing. And I
Speaker 3: thought that was I just like artists being like, yeah,
Speaker 3: I like that note. You just scoffed at that you
Speaker 3: don't like when people know it's just great.
Speaker 1: I was just reading Jeff Tweety's book How to Write
Speaker 1: One Song, and he talks about when you can't if
Speaker 1: you're struggling with lyrics, just mumble something, and he says, invariably,
Speaker 1: I leave the mumbles end all the time, and that's
Speaker 1: where you get a lot of the nonsense sicoal lyrics.
Speaker 3: So everyone writes, I've learned. What I've been studying is
Speaker 3: that they come up with a thing and they're like,
Speaker 3: since Bensen the Well and then I got stuck in
Speaker 3: a bell, like it just comes out from mumbling, right,
Speaker 3: which is I would never have thought how people.
Speaker 1: Can find some of it. Some of it you just
Speaker 1: leave in and say yeah.
Speaker 3: Because a word will just come out that you're like, oh,
Speaker 3: that just fits perfectly, and it just comes out of nowhere.
Speaker 4: Getting stuck in a bell here so hard.
Speaker 3: Yeah, well, well I can imagine that could be a Yeah,
Speaker 3: that could be a metaphoric thing of being stuck in
Speaker 3: a bell. It's like clanging around. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it
Speaker 3: really paints a picture. But yeah, I think that's I
Speaker 3: think that's a good thing to do, is that if something,
Speaker 3: if you want to take something out, or if you
Speaker 3: want to like not say something because it'll be like
Speaker 3: it'll make you look stupid. Nope, you gotta keep it.
Speaker 3: And I think that's a cool rule for an artist.
Speaker 1: Crazy artistic rule.
Speaker 3: And it really is, well, it makes it. It honestly
Speaker 3: makes him look foolish sometimes, and he is like a
Speaker 3: really vulnerable performer. And I think that's why I'm becoming
Speaker 3: kind of obsessed with the nineteen seventy five.
Speaker 1: I've never heard of nineteen seventy it's a band.
Speaker 3: Yeah, every song they have sounds different, which I think
Speaker 3: is actually really cool too. It's like you can't really
Speaker 3: pin a sound on them. If they're any best that
Speaker 3: are nineteen seventy five fans I'm going song by song.
Speaker 3: I'm becoming obsessed with each song as I go. I
Speaker 3: can't really take on a whole bunch. But if you
Speaker 3: like a specific If I like Change of Heart, Birthday, Party,
Speaker 3: the City and Girls, what's the next song I should
Speaker 3: listen to? That's what I want to know. Final thought, Dad,
Speaker 3: do you have any recent obsessions?
Speaker 2: Wait a minute, can I kindly interrupt mister Glazer Before
Speaker 2: we got started on the podcast, you were going to
Speaker 2: tell me about a certain autographed item that oh we
Speaker 2: never got.
Speaker 1: Well, I was on a plane. I was flying to
Speaker 1: the We were lucky enough to go to the can
Speaker 1: Film Festival for a few years, the Independent Film Channel
Speaker 1: channel used to take us over there. So we were
Speaker 1: flying first class over to Nice, France, and we're in
Speaker 1: the ambassador lounge in LaGuardia and we see Ringo walk by,
Speaker 1: and we're like, Ringo Stars.
Speaker 3: My dad's a huge Beatles fan, right, the biggest one.
Speaker 1: And then we saw ivon a trump walk by. And
Speaker 1: then and so we got on a plane and I
Speaker 1: walked by the plane and Ringo is sitting two seats
Speaker 1: in front of me in first class service, and so
Speaker 1: I thought it ruined my whole flight. It's a nine
Speaker 1: hour flight. My heart was like pulpitating. I'm sitting there like, Okay,
Speaker 1: when Ringo goes to the bathroom, I'm good. I've got
Speaker 1: to I'm not a person to bug celebrities, but I thought,
Speaker 1: when Ringo goes to the bathroom, I've got to go
Speaker 1: up and stand in line so when he comes out,
Speaker 1: I'll see him. And so I was sitting in here
Speaker 1: planning the whole time. You know, they're serving wine, they're
Speaker 1: serving you know, hot, hot towels on your face and
Speaker 1: all this beautiful service, and I was just kind of
Speaker 1: not even enjoying any of it because I wanted to
Speaker 1: get Ringo and he never surfaced. So then the flight ensued.
Speaker 3: This guy knows how to hold his peace, so he's
Speaker 3: not bothered.
Speaker 1: So I found out subsequently, and I'll tell the story first.
Speaker 1: But so my big chance was after they served the
Speaker 1: meal and they've watched the movies and everything, the lights
Speaker 1: of the pilot says, okay, we're going to turn the
Speaker 1: lights out from now so everybody could get some shut
Speaker 1: eye before we land in Nice. And it's like two
Speaker 1: hours away from Nice, and so right when the lights
Speaker 1: went out, if you know the Beatles White album Ringo.
Speaker 1: At the very end of the John Lennon's song called
Speaker 1: good Night, Ringo says.
Speaker 4: Good night, everybody, everybody, everywhere.
Speaker 1: Good night. Would that's what I said, you did? So
Speaker 1: as soon as the lights went out and the pilot
Speaker 1: said that, I went good.
Speaker 4: Night, everybody, everybody, everywhere, good night, And.
Speaker 1: The whole plane erupted in lefter my section, and I
Speaker 1: thought Ringo would at least look up and look look
Speaker 1: back at me. I got nothing. So the stewardess came over.
Speaker 1: The stewardess came over. The stewardess came over, and I said, hey,
Speaker 1: so what happened. Where's Ringo? She said, he's he took
Speaker 1: a drug. He's knocked out. He has headphones on and
Speaker 1: he has a sleep advisor on and he's been knocked out.
Speaker 4: The whole flight a Nick Laser impression.
Speaker 1: Exactly, So no, he didn't get to see it.
Speaker 3: So anyway, landed in My god, wait, how did did
Speaker 3: it just occur to you today that when the lights
Speaker 3: went off? Or were you like I will.
Speaker 1: Just came to me because it was I don't know, yeah,
Speaker 1: I guess. But anyway, so we landed a niece. You know,
Speaker 1: after the flight at six in the morning there, everybody's
Speaker 1: totally tired. It's two o'clock in the morning our time
Speaker 1: or whatever. And uh, Ringo and Evana Trump are standing
Speaker 1: there right in front of the baggage thing where the
Speaker 1: bag baggage is coming out. We're all waiting, and a
Speaker 1: friend of mine was with us, and I'm like, I'm
Speaker 1: not going to ask for an autograph. So he said,
Speaker 1: I'll go get one for you. And he's kind of
Speaker 1: a goof. He was saying, was Ringo a drummer? And
Speaker 1: I'm like, yeah, get out of here.
Speaker 3: Oh god, you said that guy?
Speaker 1: That was right. So he walked over and said, hey,
Speaker 1: my friend really wants an autograph, and so so Ringo
Speaker 1: Ringo gave hi an autograph and he said would you
Speaker 1: personalize it? And Ringo said, I don't personalize. He said
Speaker 1: he'd really like it, and Ringo said, do you want
Speaker 1: the autograph or not? And I think that was the
Speaker 1: death knell for Ringo saying autographs. I'll never give another
Speaker 1: autograph after he.
Speaker 3: Said no more peace and love.
Speaker 1: No. It was shortly thereafter. But anyway, one of the
Speaker 1: last one, the weird thing was we're all waiting for
Speaker 1: our baggage. Everybody wants to get the hell out of there,
Speaker 1: and of course ring Os bag came out first. I've
Speaker 1: on a Trump's bag came out first. They they both
Speaker 1: exit the airport and we're sitting there for another twenty
Speaker 1: minutes waiting for our bags. Right, celebrities get that kind
Speaker 1: of treatment. It was pretty cool.
Speaker 3: Well, well that fucking dick. I hate. I hate when
Speaker 3: people get an attitude when they're already asking for something
Speaker 3: for free and in conveniencing this person. I sort of
Speaker 3: got our meat and greets. My biggest peppeeve. I only
Speaker 3: have really one, and you know, aside from people grabbing
Speaker 3: my ass when they shouldn't or like grazing it when
Speaker 3: they know.
Speaker 4: What they're doing.
Speaker 1: Good question, bru, that's a good point. Every tenth person is.
Speaker 3: Sometimes if a girl asked, like, can I do no,
Speaker 3: I would never really want anyone to grab my ass
Speaker 3: because I'm still working on my pelvic tilt. But it's
Speaker 3: hard to find.
Speaker 4: You I would, but I'm working on my pelvic tails.
Speaker 3: Well that's what anyone does. Grab my ass, I know
Speaker 3: it's actually not by accident, like oh I just touched
Speaker 3: it because it's like you gotta go looking for it.
Speaker 3: It's it's like you gotta gotta press it under. Yeah,
Speaker 3: you have to go on. What's pe So my biggest
Speaker 3: pet peeve is when Matt is Matt is my tour manager,
Speaker 3: taking these people's cameras to take photos, and he does
Speaker 3: a good job, and it's always a girl. No offense girls,
Speaker 3: but what the fuck? I know you have a good side,
Speaker 3: and I know you like the picture be taken from above.
Speaker 3: Just say it politely. Hey, can you do you mind
Speaker 3: if you do a higher angle? That would be so great,
Speaker 3: Thank you so much. That's how you ask for that,
Speaker 3: Not higher angle, please? Higher angle? Is this guy new?
Speaker 3: Has he never photographed a woman before? And then grabs
Speaker 3: it from him, looks at it and goes, no, not even,
Speaker 3: and then hands it back and like this is a
Speaker 3: common I'm not kidding you. It's a common. I would
Speaker 3: say twice every meet and greet, there is a woman.
Speaker 3: It's never been a man. I would say it was
Speaker 3: a man if it's ever been a man. But men
Speaker 3: do not care about that.
Speaker 1: We don't have good sides.
Speaker 3: Inside your wallet and so that's all you're good for
Speaker 3: because you make more than us, okay, so, but but yeah,
Speaker 3: there's always a woman that's like one or two women
Speaker 3: that goes, this is horrible looking, uh, or we need
Speaker 3: to do this again and no, please, no thank you,
Speaker 3: and I will say sorry. I'm sure, besties, it's one
Speaker 3: hundred percent of you say thank you after you get
Speaker 3: your phone back from Matt. But I would say ninety
Speaker 3: percent of people do not say thank you to Matt
Speaker 3: when he hands back their phone after he takes a picture.
Speaker 3: And it's like, do you think this person works for you?
Speaker 3: Do you think this person they work for me? And
Speaker 3: they're but like, just say do you not say thank
Speaker 3: you to people when they bring your food?
Speaker 1: Maybe they're just excited and they distrustle, so I.
Speaker 3: Will give them. It's it's time limited, Like it's fine
Speaker 3: if you don't say thank you, it literally is fine
Speaker 3: because you're just being you're kind of being rush you
Speaker 3: have to go get your coat. I totally understand it's nervous.
Speaker 3: But when you are not nervous and you don't say
Speaker 3: thank you, because this are always people unclocking that are
Speaker 3: very comfortable in this environment and like to come up
Speaker 3: to me and be like I just want to have
Speaker 3: like a moment with you, Like this is not that
Speaker 3: big of a deal to me, Like I just want
Speaker 3: to we don't even need the picture, Like I just
Speaker 3: want to like hang, like have a real moment. Those
Speaker 3: there's always a that's men. Men will do that to
Speaker 3: like make me, I think, go like really, like you
Speaker 3: want to get to know me. Oh my god, You're
Speaker 3: so different than the other men. Most of men want
Speaker 3: to take a picture. You want to just have a
Speaker 3: conversation with me. That wastes more of my time when
Speaker 3: I'm hungry and I've been on stage already for an
Speaker 3: hour and a half and heals and now I'm out
Speaker 3: here taking a picture and you're the last person in line,
Speaker 3: and you purposely were the last person because you wanted
Speaker 3: to get that extra time with me, because somehow it's
Speaker 3: a gift to me.
Speaker 1: They paid good money to do it.
Speaker 3: No, they did not. They did not pay money to
Speaker 3: take up ten minutes of my time. At the very
Speaker 3: end of the line, I'm talking to a very specific man.
Speaker 3: Don't defend men, and we're trying to creep on me.
Speaker 3: That's so rude. I am talking about a specific man
Speaker 3: who waits and lets people go in front of him.
Speaker 3: So that they can have extra time at the end.
Speaker 3: It happens probably once every five shows. A man tries
Speaker 3: to wait till the end because they know it'll be
Speaker 3: that there's not someone after them. They're being courteous because
Speaker 3: they want more time, and then they they.
Speaker 1: A well that has happened.
Speaker 3: And I don't mind that, because that's fine, But like
Speaker 3: if you just if you're trying to finagle for more time,
Speaker 3: you're not being respectful of my time, because a meet
Speaker 3: and greet isn't a ten minute conversation. It could be
Speaker 3: if you're a girl who's crying and telling me that
Speaker 3: I helped you with your eating disorder or whatever it is,
Speaker 3: and like we have a moment, of course I'll grant
Speaker 3: you that time. But if you're just a guy who
Speaker 3: feels entitled to my time and you're not really a
Speaker 3: fan of stand up comedy, you just like female comics.
Speaker 3: I see who you follow, I see the messages like
Speaker 3: you just like female comics. And not because we have
Speaker 3: like a different brand of comedy, but because we are
Speaker 3: more accessible to you than models and pop stars, because
Speaker 3: we are more desperate for fans, and because we give
Speaker 3: you more, we talk to you intimately, in a podcast setting.
Speaker 3: You don't You're never gonna be my boyfriend, and I
Speaker 3: don't feel closer to you. And this is not to
Speaker 3: say that people that listen to this podcast would not
Speaker 3: be my friend, because you one hundred percent would, but
Speaker 3: this and I am not talking to ninety nine point
Speaker 3: nine to nine percent of people listening to this podcast
Speaker 3: right now. It is just I'm done with that creep guy.
Speaker 3: I'm done with him. I really can't do it anymore.
Speaker 3: It's going to ruin the met and greet for me because.
Speaker 4: It's been happening on the website. No creep guys, No creeps.
Speaker 3: And sometimes they're your biggest fan. You don't know they're creepy.
Speaker 1: To make sure the last personal lines of female all
Speaker 1: the time.
Speaker 3: That's a good that's actually a good call. That's a
Speaker 3: really good call because it always is a man. I mean, Brian.
Speaker 3: We even had a great, great fan come out to
Speaker 3: a show recently who has been to many shows. Amazing
Speaker 3: fan has documentation, t shirts, everything to prove that they've
Speaker 3: been to so many. I even recognize them kind of,
Speaker 3: it's true, they have been to so many.
Speaker 4: I don't know about what we're doing. We're talking about it.
Speaker 3: Why I got assaulted. He grabbed my ass, and I
Speaker 3: couldn't say anything about it because at that point we
Speaker 3: had already talked to them for ten minutes yeah, and
Speaker 3: and been like great to see you again. And then
Speaker 3: we go to the picture and he puts his hand
Speaker 3: on my ass, not a grab, but a firm hand
Speaker 3: on the ass, like nothing, because at that point we've
Speaker 3: built up all this rapport and I just want to
Speaker 3: go be done.
Speaker 1: And if I were to say his arm and elbow.
Speaker 3: It just wasn't. I didn't think the picture would take
Speaker 3: that long, and it ended up taking longer.
Speaker 1: So it's just like elbowing right in a stomach no.
Speaker 3: Because then he keels over. Then his wife goes what's happened?
Speaker 3: And then now his wife is like, wait, you grabbed
Speaker 3: her ass? Wait what? I didn't know you were doing
Speaker 3: that kind of thing. And yes, I know this perpetuates
Speaker 3: it and makes men get away with this kind of behavior,
Speaker 3: but it's just not my job. I just like, I
Speaker 3: just want to go eat my dinner.
Speaker 4: This is why the creepy capsha is perfect, because you
Speaker 4: don't have to know that you're a creep in order
Speaker 4: to fail the capture for you when you're signing up
Speaker 4: for VIP tickets to get the meet and great, there
Speaker 4: should be a capsha, but you have to solve wait, proves.
Speaker 3: You're not a creep, okay, instead of identifying stop signs
Speaker 3: or or motorcycles. It's women's boundaries. Yeah, it's just like
Speaker 3: which woman doesn't want to be touched right now? And
Speaker 3: it's just our different faces.
Speaker 4: There's a woman at the gym with headphones in on
Speaker 4: the treadmill, and it goes touch this places where you
Speaker 4: should talk to and then you just have to touch
Speaker 4: all the ones that aren't her.
Speaker 3: Yes, that is such a good idea, a creep capture.
Speaker 3: And let me say again, this is not Most people
Speaker 3: do not come to my meet and greet thinking I
Speaker 3: Am going to think you're one of these people. Even
Speaker 3: if you are a man going alone and you are
Speaker 3: a major fan and you do feel like we're friends,
Speaker 3: that can totally all be true and you are not
Speaker 3: a creep. So it's a problem because most creeps who
Speaker 3: think they're creeps are not. Here's how to know if
Speaker 3: you're a creep or that you're not a creep. If
Speaker 3: you think maybe you've creeped me out before, you're not
Speaker 3: a creep because creeps don't consider that. They really don't.
Speaker 3: When me was going on, I had so many guy
Speaker 3: friends being like, I'm really worried that I might have
Speaker 3: meetuned someone back and I go, no, you didn't, because
Speaker 3: you're worried about it, like me too, men. And then
Speaker 3: I was here men that I've definitely done that, being
Speaker 3: like I haven't done anything, and I'm like, you don't
Speaker 3: even think you have. So it's really one of these
Speaker 3: problems that the people that are worried to address it
Speaker 3: are don't need to be most of the time.
Speaker 4: Sorry, God, can I say something? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 4: So at the in Cincinnati, we did a show at
Speaker 4: the hard Rock Casino and afterwards, this is the whole
Speaker 4: family reunion. I went and played and gambled blackjack all
Speaker 4: night long, I heard and it was cool because there
Speaker 4: were several people on the floor who came up to
Speaker 4: me throughout the night, even as late as like two am,
Speaker 4: and we're like, hey man, great show. And I was like,
Speaker 4: oh cool, I get. It's almost like I have a
Speaker 4: little bubble of celebrity on the casino floor because the
Speaker 4: people had seen the show in that casino.
Speaker 1: That's great.
Speaker 4: So that was fun. But there was this guy at
Speaker 4: the blackjack table who was This is an example. It's
Speaker 4: not a creep, but it's the example of that mentality
Speaker 4: where you're just like, what the fuck is wrong with
Speaker 4: this guy. He's getting defensive about him about even being
Speaker 4: accused of being something. He was at the table and
Speaker 4: you're not allowed to take your phone out when you're
Speaker 4: playing blackjack because the casino thinks that you're using it
Speaker 4: to film the cards and then you can use a
Speaker 4: computer to predict what cards gonna come out next. And
Speaker 4: he kept taking his phone out and the dealer was like,
Speaker 4: you can't take your phone out. You can't take your
Speaker 4: phone out, and every time he's like, look, he said
Speaker 4: the same phrase over and over again. I'm not trying
Speaker 4: to start a new trouble. I'm just my mom was
Speaker 4: texting me happy birthday like shit like that. And he's like, Okay,
Speaker 4: I know you're not starting to trying to start a
Speaker 4: new trouble, but don't take your phone out. And then
Speaker 4: he one hand later he'd have his phone out again
Speaker 4: and like, no more phone out. You have your phone out,
Speaker 4: and you go, I'm not trying to start a new trouble.
Speaker 4: And it's like, bro, you literally are starting trouble. Just
Speaker 4: because you say I'm not trying to start any trouble
Speaker 4: doesn't mean that you're not. It's like insane and I
Speaker 4: feel like that's how creeps.
Speaker 3: Reacty, that's a phrase I'm not trying to start any
Speaker 3: trouble is definitely only said by someone who is absolute
Speaker 3: slutely starting trouble. That is, that's a total thing. That's
Speaker 3: never you know, it's like saying like not to be racist,
Speaker 3: but okay, then racist thing follows. I don't want to
Speaker 3: start any trouble is always someone who's starting shit. And
Speaker 3: that thing of like like to and when drunk men
Speaker 3: just latch onto a phrase and say it over and over,
Speaker 3: it really is just so disgusting to me. Yeah, you
Speaker 3: reminded me of like when he was like, I'm twixting
Speaker 3: my mom Matt my sister's husband this week and told
Speaker 3: us that when he one time he was arrested for
Speaker 3: public intoxication, like in college, and it was two in
Speaker 3: the morning. He was like his phone and the cop
Speaker 3: was like I had already confronted him and was like
Speaker 3: get out of the street, and he's like, I'm talking
Speaker 3: to my grandfather in the morning and he wasn't at all,
Speaker 3: and the coup like slammed the phone out of his hands,
Speaker 3: and he's like, no.
Speaker 1: He broke his phone.
Speaker 3: He's like the phone with my grandma. It's like, no,
Speaker 3: you wann't two in the morning, wasted in the streets
Speaker 3: of Lawrence, Kansas. All Right, we gotta go. Thank you
Speaker 3: Dad for being here.
Speaker 1: Plea love you.
Speaker 3: Listen to the podcast tomorrow. We'll see you then. Uh,
Speaker 3: and don't be cut and bye.