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Speaker 1: The Jewels Show on demand, jewils dirty Little Secret? Hello? Whoa, Um,

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Speaker 1: I don't know what just happened there, but hello, this

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Speaker 1: is the Jewel Show. And you texted in at four

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Speaker 1: one of six one that you have a dirty little secret.

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Speaker 1: And I mean, yeah, if that was a truck, or

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Speaker 1: if you tut it, or if you have a goose

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Speaker 1: with you, I'm not sure I lived close to the street.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, you are actually calling me right now?

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Speaker 1: This is wait wait wait, okay, good morning. Um, do

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Speaker 1: you have a good morning? Good morning? Can you tell

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Speaker 1: us yeah? Okay, oh my god, this is kind of

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Speaker 1: embarrassing right now. Um okay, well, it's just kind of

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Speaker 1: feels like, now that this has happening, I didn't realize

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Speaker 1: you guys are actually gonna call me. Um, I shouldn't

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Speaker 1: have texted kind of like care what you wish it? Um,

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Speaker 1: So it's kind of like a It's okay, it's been

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Speaker 1: kind of like a rip off of you guys are

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Speaker 1: gonna probably think of like the office a little bit.

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Speaker 1: But I'm so what happens is that I work in

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Speaker 1: sales UM and my coworker who I sit next to

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Speaker 1: on the dead like we sitting't desk next to him.

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Speaker 1: He's really really like OCD, like super like annoyingly so

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Speaker 1: um and so for the last month m I've literally

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Speaker 1: been coming to work maybe like at thirty minutes earlier,

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Speaker 1: like way like before he does because we've been working

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Speaker 1: together for like three years now, so like I know,

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Speaker 1: like when he's in and out of work or whatever,

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Speaker 1: and so anyway, I've been rearranging like stuff because he

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Speaker 1: puts it in a specific place, you know, like his

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Speaker 1: pen refills, like his staple, you know, like I'll just

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Speaker 1: put them somewhere else. So like he's like, you know,

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Speaker 1: he comes in and everything's just rearranged. And he's been

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Speaker 1: thinking like for the last couple of days because he's

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Speaker 1: really superstitious, you know. I think it's because he's like

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Speaker 1: again like like he's severely like OCD. So it's like

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Speaker 1: he thinks there's some sort of like spiritual happening. Oh

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Speaker 1: so something that like because he's been I've been come

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Speaker 1: in to work and he's it smells like sage, like

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Speaker 1: I said, And I've had some of my coworkers and

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Speaker 1: he's like literally like I don't know if he's praying

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Speaker 1: or if he's like what he's doing. But he's like

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Speaker 1: literally coming in and I've asked him. I'm like, you'd

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Speaker 1: like you know what's going on. He's just like he'll

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Speaker 1: give me this like a look like he just but

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Speaker 1: he won't say anything, even moving the stuff around on

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Speaker 1: his desk, and then he's obviously freaked out by it

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Speaker 1: because it's been over a month. Yeah, like and like

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Speaker 1: like sometimes like even his picture, like you know, he

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Speaker 1: has a picture of his family and he puts like

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Speaker 1: before he starts work. He'll like look at it and

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Speaker 1: like kind of like cap it a couple of times

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Speaker 1: or like rearign. Like he'll like even if it's in

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Speaker 1: the same position, she'll just kind of like slightly like

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Speaker 1: just like move it or something. But I'll put it

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Speaker 1: on the other side or I'll put it in a drawer.

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Speaker 1: And he comes in and he's like, where's my stuff?

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Speaker 1: You know, or like he'll just be like confused and

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Speaker 1: he'll walk around like what happened? You know? Like when

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Speaker 1: I'm at like on my desk and I'm like, dude,

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Speaker 1: are you okay? And he won't say anything, so I

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Speaker 1: know he doesn't know. He knows it's not me, you

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Speaker 1: know what I mean? Yeah, so how long is this

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Speaker 1: going to go on for? Um? I don't know, Like

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Speaker 1: I mean, that's what I was gonna tell you. Guys

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Speaker 1: should tell baby he figures it out, like you should

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Speaker 1: bring in You should bring in a solo ponto stick.

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Speaker 1: Will you say that again? You should bring in a

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Speaker 1: solo ponto stick? Do you know that? What is that?

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Speaker 1: It's a it's like sage but it's a sex toy. Again,

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Speaker 1: you know, would be funny that I would leave it

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Speaker 1: in there, like like it's like a little altar man.

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Speaker 1: I would freak him out. That would freak him out. Actually,

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Speaker 1: like stuff just started to appear like you know, well, no,

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Speaker 1: like bring it into him. No, bring it in and

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Speaker 1: like act like you're, you know, cleansing the area too.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, like you're freaked out. Oh my god. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: bring in like a different like join in with him

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Speaker 1: and be like I'll help you, help you brother. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: the stage isn't working. Let's at this. Yeah, that's funny.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna I'm gonna consider it. I'm definitely gonna check it,

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Speaker 1: consider it. But yeah, but I don't know you would

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Speaker 1: get some quart. Well, thanks for telling us your der

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Speaker 1: little secret. You're welcome, I mean, I hope. Yeah, like

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Speaker 1: I don't know, I've been having fun with it. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's appropriate for Halloween coming up. Yeah. Yeah, I'll say

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Speaker 1: that exactly. The Jewels Show on demand