Speaker 1: Second d date. Has everyone in this room been on
Speaker 1: a coffee date before? Of course, Yeah, yeah, I think
Speaker 1: we all have. But I wanted to ask, what's the
Speaker 1: weirdest thing that's ever happened to you on a coffee date?
Speaker 1: I feel like they're pretty they're pretty boring. I mean,
Speaker 1: it's daytime, there's no alcohol. Really, I mean, I know
Speaker 1: for me it was when they made my cinnamon vanilla
Speaker 1: latte without soy and then I got really angry and
Speaker 1: had to trash the whole place. Ye why did you
Speaker 1: picking up a table and throw it? There is still
Speaker 1: a warran out for my arrest in Mexico City, so
Speaker 1: I can't go back there, But it's an interesting place
Speaker 1: for that to happen. They had it coming. Just put
Speaker 1: a pump a soy in it. How hard is that
Speaker 1: that works? Anyway? One of our listeners says that they
Speaker 1: had something strange happen on a coffee date recently, and
Speaker 1: they've emailed us asking for hell. Her name's Joy, so Joy.
Speaker 1: Welcome to the show. How are you doing? Hi? I'm mom?
Speaker 1: All right? How are you? Did you rage at a
Speaker 1: barista like Jeffrey did? Your name's almost Soy. I'm worried. Jeff,
Speaker 1: are you okay? Don't don't sorry. I did not harm
Speaker 1: a barista. No, I did not harm a barissa. No
Speaker 1: I didn't harm a barista either, to be clear. But
Speaker 1: the cappuccino machine, i'll just could not fare very well. Okay. Anyway, Joy,
Speaker 1: why don't you tell us about the guy that you
Speaker 1: want us to call today? What's his name? His name
Speaker 1: is Adam? Okay? And so how did you and Adam
Speaker 1: come to meet? Okay, So it's a little awkward, but
Speaker 1: I was actually on a terrible coffee date with another
Speaker 1: guy named Wilson. Oh me, neither? What happened with you
Speaker 1: and Wilson? So Wilsa, you know whatever, he was hot,
Speaker 1: the personal trainer whatever. I agree to this coffee date, right,
Speaker 1: I get there and he was already there, sitting down
Speaker 1: with his coffee. Like mind you, it's a cafee date.
Speaker 1: It's not like a dinner date where he was ready.
Speaker 1: You're upset that Wilson didn't wait for you, And yeah,
Speaker 1: that's like part of the coffee date experiences walking together.
Speaker 1: So what do you like to drink? Oh American person?
Speaker 1: Are you know exactly exactly? He deprived me of that?
Speaker 1: So we get up to get my coffee. He accompanies
Speaker 1: me to get the coffee, but doesn't offer to pay. Okay,
Speaker 1: so is this going to turn on the whole session
Speaker 1: hating on Wilson because I feel like we need to
Speaker 1: get to Adam. Yeah, yes, we're gonna get to Adam.
Speaker 1: We're paly gonna get to Adam. So anyway, we we
Speaker 1: sit that down, and after I paid for my own coffee,
Speaker 1: he we're in five minutes, tried to kiss me. WHOA
Speaker 1: how did that interaction go? Well, one, I was already annoyed,
Speaker 1: So no, I'm not trying to kiss you, let alone
Speaker 1: within the first five minutes of sitting in a booth
Speaker 1: with you. So this is where Adam comes in. He
Speaker 1: picked up on the context clues that this was an
Speaker 1: uncomfortable situation and came over and intervened, and he was like, hey, dude,
Speaker 1: doesn't really seem like she's into this, Todd. I mean,
Speaker 1: it was to a point that was so bad that
Speaker 1: somebody else had to intervene. That's crazy. It was essentially
Speaker 1: Adam is like, you know, they go back and forth, right,
Speaker 1: Wilson's trying to defend himself, you know, and Adams like,
Speaker 1: you know, let's let's let her be the judge of
Speaker 1: whether or not she's into this, and and I said, no,
Speaker 1: I'm not. You know, like, thank you for being the
Speaker 1: moderator here. So how did you parlay that into a
Speaker 1: date with Adam? I mean, I assume Wilson left. Yeah,
Speaker 1: So after that, Wilson left and Adam offered me his
Speaker 1: number and was like, you know, if you ever want
Speaker 1: to go out with someone who's not going to try
Speaker 1: to for ask you in the first few minutes of
Speaker 1: the date, let me know. He's like, all, wait, eight
Speaker 1: minutes on somebody's failed date. It's like, I can't. I
Speaker 1: can't be any worse than that guy, so I might
Speaker 1: as well give me a shot. Life is about comparisons, Jeffrey,
Speaker 1: I mean, honestly, So what did you and Adam end
Speaker 1: up doing together? Adam and I wound up going out
Speaker 1: together and he got my drink? Are you guys went
Speaker 1: to a bar? This was a date night or this
Speaker 1: is another coffee date? No, I'm sorry, this was at
Speaker 1: a bar. The second one was at a bar. Okay, okay, okay,
Speaker 1: got my drink, he went to the bathroom and never
Speaker 1: came back. Within five minutes. Bro, that sounds like a
Speaker 1: Wilson move. We find something in the middle for you.
Speaker 1: That's why I need you. This is why I need you.
Speaker 1: So wait, what happened in the five minutes that you
Speaker 1: guys did spend together? What would make him want to leave?
Speaker 1: You know, I really couldn't tell you because I was
Speaker 1: really excited. We talked about what we were going to drink.
Speaker 1: I got mine, and then he was like, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: go to the bathroom and never returned. Another girl, maybe
Speaker 1: another girl, walked up to Adam and was like, Hey,
Speaker 1: I hear you're on a bad dat. Yeah, I hope not.
Speaker 1: I mean paying for the drink seems to be a
Speaker 1: pretty big deal for you. Did Adam pay for it
Speaker 1: by his own will? Or did you force him to
Speaker 1: pay for it? Even still, no, I didn't force him.
Speaker 1: He offered, Oh, did you mean that sucks? Did you
Speaker 1: go look for him? Did you send somebody in the
Speaker 1: bathroom to find him? Like? I did get up and look,
Speaker 1: but I also didn't want to go into the men's
Speaker 1: room and seem like a stalk or like, hey, can
Speaker 1: you go in there and look for this person it,
Speaker 1: which is very awkward. Do you know what I mean, Like, yeah,
Speaker 1: so why are we calling at him if he just
Speaker 1: abandoned you five minutes into a date because he's not
Speaker 1: responding to Michaels. Yeah, okay, you sound upset, which better
Speaker 1: every right to be. Absolutely so you're you're just mad
Speaker 1: at him. I am absolutely mad at him. Okay, okay,
Speaker 1: so I'm mad at him actually for you. We're hoping
Speaker 1: to get some answers to explain to you. Absolutely should
Speaker 1: be mad. What type of dude act like zero in
Speaker 1: one scenario and then a scenario? Yeah, you know what,
Speaker 1: I'm with you. I would have knocked over the margarita
Speaker 1: mixer in that bar if I was you. You got
Speaker 1: to get yours, I was. Okay, rip the drafts off
Speaker 1: the walls. That's how you get stuff done. Let's we
Speaker 1: get things done on this show. So we're gonna play
Speaker 1: a song, we'll come back, We're gonna call Adam for you,
Speaker 1: and we're going to try and get you some answers
Speaker 1: when we do your second date update right after this. Okay, okay,
Speaker 1: all right, hold on. You know they teach you when
Speaker 1: life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Yeah, but what
Speaker 1: happens when you make lemonade, and then your lemonade ghosts you. Yeah,
Speaker 1: sad all of a sudden, That's what happened to one
Speaker 1: of our listeners. Join. She was out on a really
Speaker 1: bad coffee date with a guy who tried to kiss
Speaker 1: her way too soon. So another dude name Adam stepped
Speaker 1: in to save the day and help her out. Yes,
Speaker 1: and Adam said, Hey, if we hang out, I'll show
Speaker 1: you how a real man treats a lady. And how
Speaker 1: was that? Apparently it means ditching her five minutes into
Speaker 1: their day at a bar because he went to the
Speaker 1: bathroom and then never returned. Now she can't get a
Speaker 1: hold of him and wants us to call him instead
Speaker 1: to get some answers. Yes, now, Joy, how long has
Speaker 1: it been since Adam walked out on drinks with you?
Speaker 1: I know you guys usually do like longer durations, but
Speaker 1: it's only been three days. Okay, Okay, But that's okay
Speaker 1: because he hasn't even texted you right or called you
Speaker 1: or anything, apologized, none of it. Nothing. Yeah, yeah, it's
Speaker 1: so bad to me. I just I've never ditched someone
Speaker 1: like that. I can't imagine what's going through your mind.
Speaker 1: You're like five minutes in, I'm just gonna leave. Yeah,
Speaker 1: the people usually ditch you. I just don't understand like
Speaker 1: it's a I mean, at most he hangs out for
Speaker 1: an hour, it's an hour of his life. Even if
Speaker 1: he doesn't enjoy you. Suck it up exactly. Yeah. I'm
Speaker 1: not making this better, Am, I No, I'm just saying
Speaker 1: I'm on your side. I think we need to all
Speaker 1: stop talking and finally get some answers here. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: call Adam for you. Hopefully he answers and we can
Speaker 1: and we can ask him what's up. All right, I'll
Speaker 1: stand by. Hopefully we're not standing by for too long too. Yeah,
Speaker 1: all right, I promise we won't ditch you. Joy. Okay,
Speaker 1: we're gonna dial Adam's number right now. Hello, Hey, is
Speaker 1: this Adam? Uh? Yeah, this is Sam who's been My
Speaker 1: name's Jeff from the radio show Broken Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 1: It's hoping that you had a moment to talk with us. Um, yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, he said. This is the radio station. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we're a morning radio show and we're calling because we
Speaker 1: heard you did something really nice for somebody the other day.
Speaker 1: And uh, they're trying to get a hold of you.
Speaker 1: Do you know what I'm talking about? I think so.
Speaker 1: I'm not sure though. So you recently, you do a
Speaker 1: lot of nice things, and you can't think one nice
Speaker 1: thing you've done. One of our listeners named Joy is
Speaker 1: trying to get a hold of you. Joy. I do
Speaker 1: remember Joy. Wow? Yeah, yeah, Okay, you sound positive about
Speaker 1: it's just crazy. It's just really I've had I've had
Speaker 1: a really wildly and so I do remember Joy. Yeah, okay, okay.
Speaker 1: Well she told us about your guys's interaction at the
Speaker 1: coffee shop and that you guys, we're going on a
Speaker 1: date afterwards. But because you totally saved her from the
Speaker 1: jerk who was trying to kiss her, Yeah, yeah, you know,
Speaker 1: I kind of just stepped into that weird situation she
Speaker 1: was in. Yeah, so we gave you a lot of
Speaker 1: props for that until we found out what happened when
Speaker 1: you guys went to a bar and you ended up
Speaker 1: just ditching out on her after five minutes. Wait, that's
Speaker 1: not what happened. What are you talking about? Doesn't know
Speaker 1: what happened. She said that you got the drinks, you
Speaker 1: went to the bathroom and never came back. Yeah, well
Speaker 1: that part is true, but I did not ditch her.
Speaker 1: What you like days, what's your definition of not ditching
Speaker 1: somebody because leaving and never coming back. Yeah, she's pretty straightforward. Again,
Speaker 1: y'all are really not going to believe this story, because
Speaker 1: when I left to go to the bathroom, I happened
Speaker 1: to see another situation where this guy was trying to
Speaker 1: take this girl into the bathroom and she seemed really
Speaker 1: tipsy and he was kind of really forceful. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: and I kind of stepped in. You just you were like,
Speaker 1: you're left and right seeing men harassed women, and I mean,
Speaker 1: like props, man, but why can't you go back to
Speaker 1: the table? Definitely, So you know, I was kind of
Speaker 1: pushing the guy towards the kitchen area, tell him just
Speaker 1: back up and let the lady go to the front,
Speaker 1: because she seemed like she was trying to go back
Speaker 1: to the bar. And as I did that, he kind
Speaker 1: of got a little puffy chest and was kind of
Speaker 1: the same things like this is not your place for man,
Speaker 1: And then it got physical. Oh oh, so you got
Speaker 1: into a physical fight with him. I can see that.
Speaker 1: I guess he's right. Being in the kitchen probably isn't
Speaker 1: technically your place. We're not supposed to be in here.
Speaker 1: This is a restricted area. Yeah, I'm just telling y'all
Speaker 1: what happened. Like he swung on me, I swung on him,
Speaker 1: took him to the ground, and then we like full
Speaker 1: out started just wrestling and fighting on the floor. Should wait, well,
Speaker 1: while Joy was sitting at the bar and she had
Speaker 1: no idea this was going on, This was all that
Speaker 1: was going on. Yeah. So then but again, like the fight,
Speaker 1: what did somebody break it up? Yeah? Yeah, we had
Speaker 1: a couple of cooks come through and break it up,
Speaker 1: and then the manager came and threw us out, both
Speaker 1: of you. Really in that process of the tussling and fighting,
Speaker 1: broke my phone, lost my wallet. Yeah, so then how
Speaker 1: are we calling you right now on the same number
Speaker 1: that during literally just got a new phone four hours ago.
Speaker 1: That's why this is so wild. So you're like catching
Speaker 1: up when your whole life was a bunch of people
Speaker 1: trying to get a hold you. So you didn't know.
Speaker 1: It's crazy. You didn't know that Joy has been trying
Speaker 1: to get a hold of you over the last few days.
Speaker 1: Go best. She is like a lot of people are,
Speaker 1: and I'm just trying to get my life back together.
Speaker 1: But I mean, this is all this is all good
Speaker 1: and everything, But why didn't you tell the cook or
Speaker 1: somebody who threw you out? Like, hey, can you at
Speaker 1: least let my date know at the bar that I'm
Speaker 1: out here? And I don't really feel like that'd be
Speaker 1: on your mind? Yeah, I was concussed. Oh and I
Speaker 1: was bleeding that. All I wanted to do is get
Speaker 1: back home to tell my roommates. That is terrible. I mean,
Speaker 1: you're stressing about so many things at that point. It's
Speaker 1: a crazy story, man. But the one person that has
Speaker 1: yet to hear it, Joy, she's on the other line listening,
Speaker 1: and she wants to talk to you. Wait. Joy's on
Speaker 1: the line right now. Yes, yeah, I'm here, o. Joy.
Speaker 1: What do you think? I you know, I don't know.
Speaker 1: I don't know if I buy this. Oh you don't
Speaker 1: believe him? Why do you say that? It just seems
Speaker 1: kind of ridiculous. Which part seems the part where something
Speaker 1: similar happens twice in one week to someone that seems
Speaker 1: a little strange. Quite frankly, I don't know how you
Speaker 1: guys are. That is the only thing that stood up
Speaker 1: to me was the frequency. I think one time in
Speaker 1: my whole life if I stepped in and asked a
Speaker 1: girl if everything was okay? Not twice. It's like, you know,
Speaker 1: people get hit by lightning twice. It can absolutely happen.
Speaker 1: And you're in like the second time, you're in the
Speaker 1: setting of a bar, which is a very common place
Speaker 1: for those type of situations to happen. I mean, I
Speaker 1: think that coffee shop which you were part of and
Speaker 1: no was the truth, sounds more unbelievable than the bar
Speaker 1: situation to me, Autam trash. Yeah, seriously, any that you
Speaker 1: can prove that this is true? Like, can you show
Speaker 1: her the spot on your forehead where you got concussed?
Speaker 1: Oh it's only three days ago. I'm sure you're still
Speaker 1: looking pretty beat up. Adam. What can you say to
Speaker 1: Joy to make her believe you? Look Joy, I thought
Speaker 1: we had a great connection, and I'm telling you what happened.
Speaker 1: I would not lie to you, and I'm just hoping
Speaker 1: that I can make it up to you. Show you
Speaker 1: this busted live, this bruised eye, and let you know
Speaker 1: I was not lying. Wow, listen, Adam, I want to
Speaker 1: believe you, but I don't know you. I just met
Speaker 1: you for five minutes. I've probably had ten minutes total
Speaker 1: FaceTime with you at this point. She's kind of right,
Speaker 1: I mean joy, we called him out of the blue,
Speaker 1: and that's a pretty intricate story to make up on
Speaker 1: the spot. That's what liars do. They create details to
Speaker 1: sell their stories. Liars do tend to draw in the
Speaker 1: same stories over and over too, and they just switch
Speaker 1: around a couple details here and there so that they
Speaker 1: can keep recycling. Show a black eye. Believe he's going
Speaker 1: to give himself a black eye to show you what
Speaker 1: a black guy's kind of gone away? You know it's
Speaker 1: not still there? Oh now it's going away. Yeah, it
Speaker 1: wasn't even that bad to begin with, all right, coincidence,
Speaker 1: it was a great Now, I don't know if I
Speaker 1: believe you, Adam. I still believe you, Adam. Who knows
Speaker 1: how many girls he's saved and you've gotten their phone
Speaker 1: numbers improven that he's a good guy. That could be
Speaker 1: his thing where he's got a damn sexy voice. It
Speaker 1: wouldn't surprise me. Thank you for the compliment, But I'm
Speaker 1: telling the truth here. Okay, Well, I guess we have
Speaker 1: to leave it up to the two of you, because
Speaker 1: we'll offer to send you guys out on another date
Speaker 1: if you both agree to it. Adam, you want to
Speaker 1: give it one more shot with Joy? Yes, I would
Speaker 1: love to. All right, Adam's up for it, so Joy, Joy.
Speaker 1: Do you believe him? And are you willing to give
Speaker 1: him one more chance? You don't even have to believe him,
Speaker 1: just give him another shot. Honestly, my guy was telling me, no,
Speaker 1: what if it turns out to be true? Great guys, No,
Speaker 1: you know why? You know why because at the same time,
Speaker 1: even if it is true, I don't necessarily want to
Speaker 1: be with someone who's constantly interspering in other people's business.
Speaker 1: Oh no, Oka, say we were good when it was
Speaker 1: all about you and thanks so much anymore than someone
Speaker 1: from drowning. She's like, wow, pay attention to me. Okay,
Speaker 1: so lesson learned here. Never help a woman in distress.
Speaker 1: Do you say that? Broke and Jeffrey in the morning,