WEBVTT - E23 | On Snake River

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, now, this is how you should travel down a river.

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<v Speaker 2>This boat is much better than that raft we built.

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<v Speaker 3>Isn't it. I almost feel peaceful.

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<v Speaker 4>It sure was nice of good old Captain Cutter to

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<v Speaker 4>give us his boat.

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<v Speaker 5>It wasn't like I told him he had to give

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<v Speaker 5>it to us. Besides, he's done being a pirate. He

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<v Speaker 5>doesn't need this boat anymore.

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<v Speaker 6>By the way, Aiden, did you get a new skill

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<v Speaker 6>from Captain Cutter? You did beat him after all?

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<v Speaker 5>No, he really didn't have anything useful well, besides this boat.

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<v Speaker 7>I mean, you gotta admit it was kind of funny

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<v Speaker 7>aiding dude.

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<v Speaker 2>He was like, all your army maties, please.

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<v Speaker 7>Don't let the boy use that horrible damar skill on

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<v Speaker 7>me orses again?

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<v Speaker 2>Away with ye?

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<v Speaker 7>Ye can even have me precious, Just take it and

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<v Speaker 7>go and leave poor cap cut her alonge.

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<v Speaker 8>It's not that I'm not grateful for the boat. I mean,

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<v Speaker 8>it is much better than the raft. But is anyone

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<v Speaker 8>else curious why the captain said we would need the

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<v Speaker 8>boat if we were going down Snake River.

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<v Speaker 6>I can't believe I'm saying this, but Caine's right. I

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<v Speaker 6>was wondering about that too.

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<v Speaker 2>Hey, I'm always right.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh, Yeah, what about that time you let us into

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<v Speaker 4>a nest of porky spines.

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<v Speaker 7>Jaw and the time you got us lost in the

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<v Speaker 7>Whispering woodsbro.

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<v Speaker 1>And let's not even talk about the whole cow toworm business.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, So I'm usually right?

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<v Speaker 5>Does anyone else feel like we're picking up speed?

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<v Speaker 6>Are you usually right? You've got to be kidding me, Kane,

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<v Speaker 6>You're usually wrong. Matter of fact, this is the only

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<v Speaker 6>time I can remember you being right for a long

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<v Speaker 6>long time.

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<v Speaker 2>I resent that I'm allowed to have an opinion, and

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<v Speaker 2>just because the rest of you usually disagree.

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<v Speaker 4>With me, but we disagree with you because you're wrong.

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<v Speaker 4>When you almost got us eaten by those giant snapping turtles,

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<v Speaker 4>it was because you argued with us that they were vegetarians,

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<v Speaker 4>and you didn't admit that you were wrong until one

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<v Speaker 4>of them almost fit your face off.

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<v Speaker 2>I still think he was just trying to play dude.

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<v Speaker 2>You can't be serious.

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<v Speaker 7>Those things were gonna have us for turtle tea.

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<v Speaker 1>I remember that we was all trying to run away

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<v Speaker 1>and Kane was over there trying to pat him.

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<v Speaker 5>Guys, what what I think We're about to find out?

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<v Speaker 2>Why?

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<v Speaker 5>Captain Cutter said we would need this boat.

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<v Speaker 3>No, not that work. But what if I thought, No,

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<v Speaker 3>that's a dead end too, A plastic.

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<v Speaker 9>Master glitch?

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<v Speaker 3>What's wrong? I need more time, Glimmer. My ultimate skill

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<v Speaker 3>is still not ready to use. I need more power,

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<v Speaker 3>which means I need more time.

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<v Speaker 9>But sir, how can we create more time when you

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<v Speaker 9>looked into the future.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, yes, I know. We have weeks left at most

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<v Speaker 3>until Caltor reaches level ninety nine and destroys the world,

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<v Speaker 3>and we have no way of knowing where the monster is.

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<v Speaker 3>But one thing we do know is that my former

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<v Speaker 3>friends are on their way here to try and stop me.

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<v Speaker 9>So what they can't get into the castle without the

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<v Speaker 9>skilled timelock, and there's no way any of them have.

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<v Speaker 3>It, Glimmer. I've told you before stop underestimating the heroes.

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<v Speaker 3>Just because they don't have abilities like ours doesn't mean

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<v Speaker 3>they can't find another way here.

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<v Speaker 9>Yes, sir, I understand. I suppose I could go put

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<v Speaker 9>more protections around the castle.

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<v Speaker 3>No, you will go make sure the heroes do not

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<v Speaker 3>make it here.

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<v Speaker 9>But I that didn't work last time.

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<v Speaker 3>Which is why you're going to take this bag of

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<v Speaker 3>gold into the dark forest and find the trappers the trappers.

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<v Speaker 9>Are you sure?

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<v Speaker 3>Of course, I'm sure. Take the gold. Find the trappers

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<v Speaker 3>and tell them a band of adventurers will soon be

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<v Speaker 3>passing through their forest.

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<v Speaker 9>But surely they won't be interested in the heroes. They

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<v Speaker 9>don't have much money, I'm sure. Besides, don't the trappers

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<v Speaker 9>care more about trapping rare creatures and selling them exactly?

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<v Speaker 3>Which is why when you give them this gold, you'll

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<v Speaker 3>also let it slip that the heroes have someone special

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<v Speaker 3>with them, a fairy named Pork.

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<v Speaker 2>This is most focus, Bros.

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<v Speaker 7>You gotta get past these rapid proto.

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<v Speaker 2>Man, what do you think we're trying to do?

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<v Speaker 6>Mark?

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<v Speaker 7>If I'm right, we shouldn't have too.

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<v Speaker 2>Much father to go into.

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<v Speaker 4>The rapids end, that is, if we take the correct path.

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<v Speaker 2>Correct path, what do you mean?

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<v Speaker 6>I mean the river splits in two somewhere up ahead,

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<v Speaker 6>just before the dark force. I remember a map that

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<v Speaker 6>showed a fork in the river.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh great, Liz, tell me you remember which path we

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<v Speaker 1>gotta take.

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<v Speaker 7>I'm thinking.

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<v Speaker 6>I'm almost positive we need to go to the left. Uh.

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<v Speaker 7>Is there any way you could be completely positive?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh?

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<v Speaker 4>I don't think we have time for Blizz to be positive.

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<v Speaker 2>Look, I see the fork up there.

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<v Speaker 5>Well, then we've gotta make a choice and stick with it.

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<v Speaker 10>Blizz, you said we think we need.

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<v Speaker 2>To go left, right, right?

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<v Speaker 7>Wait right, like we're going to the left or right

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<v Speaker 7>like we're actually going right.

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<v Speaker 4>Dudes, Marco, you're confusing everyone.

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<v Speaker 2>Clearly she meant right like we're going right. Duh, No,

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<v Speaker 2>I meant right like my nature go left right?

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<v Speaker 3>Well, you'll pay for quit fagged right.

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<v Speaker 2>This is it? Which way left? Everyone? Paddle left as

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<v Speaker 2>hard as you can. What the left? The boat? Where

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<v Speaker 2>do you go?

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<v Speaker 3>Can you see him.

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<v Speaker 6>There there, Hoover by those rocks.

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<v Speaker 2>He's getting swept away. Oh no, can Pork even swim?

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<v Speaker 4>No?

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<v Speaker 2>He can't. But I can get him. Game, dude, you

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<v Speaker 2>got this o pork. You can can't get to him

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<v Speaker 2>in time? You will.

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<v Speaker 10>Look, he's almost got him already there he dropped it.

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<v Speaker 5>Come on, We've got a paddle as hard as.

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<v Speaker 2>We can to get over to.

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<v Speaker 10>That side so we can grab him.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, okay, let the ladder down. Kane should be able

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<v Speaker 2>to grab it. I got him. Stand back, Kane, what

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<v Speaker 2>are you doing? In adventure stories, this is what heroes

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<v Speaker 2>do when they rescue someone from the water. They push

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<v Speaker 2>up and down on their chest to help them breath.

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<v Speaker 1>Well it ain't working, Kane. You're gonna kill me faster

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<v Speaker 1>than the river if you keep begging on my chest

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<v Speaker 1>like this. Stopbody, stop him.

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<v Speaker 2>He's okay, Kane.

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<v Speaker 4>Stop pressing on him like that.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh good.

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<v Speaker 8>I was afraid I was going to have to breathe

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<v Speaker 8>air into him too, And as much as he smells

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<v Speaker 8>like sausage and cheese, I was a little afraid to

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<v Speaker 8>find out what his.

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<v Speaker 2>Breath smells like. You know what, on second thought, just

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<v Speaker 2>toss me back in the river. Oh wow, I don't

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<v Speaker 2>think we should do that. Of course not kid. I

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<v Speaker 2>wasn't being serious.

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<v Speaker 5>No, but I mean we shouldn't do that because we're here,

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<v Speaker 5>look the dark forest.

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<v Speaker 7>So uh, I think I'll volunteer to stay here and

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<v Speaker 7>watch the boat.