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Speaker 1: Jules dirty little Secret.

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Speaker 2: Hello, Hello, Hey, what's up? Do you have a dirty

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Speaker 2: little secret?

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Speaker 3: I do? Okay, so this is something that I have

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Speaker 3: never said out loud. But basically, I met this guy

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Speaker 3: at a bar and me just hit it off. I

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Speaker 3: was I was feeling myself. We had a great time.

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Speaker 3: We drank a lot at the bar, and then you know,

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Speaker 3: it was just one of those nights that you're feeling

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Speaker 3: really good, and I decided to go back to his place.

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Speaker 3: I would go back to his place and he offers

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Speaker 3: to like make me more drinks, like he wants to

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Speaker 3: make me a nice cocktail, and we drink more. Okay,

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Speaker 3: and long story short, I spent the night, but I

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Speaker 3: was so drunk that I wet the bed.

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Speaker 2: I've had that happen to me before. What, Yeah, it

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Speaker 2: happens the guy a lot. Yeah, well, I've had a

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Speaker 2: girl do it in my bed before.

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, did you ever speak to her again? Because,

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Speaker 3: let me tell you, I have never seen this person

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Speaker 3: again in my life. I was so mortified I left

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Speaker 3: and never spoke to him again.

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Speaker 4: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: No, I did speak to her again. Yeah, she peed

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Speaker 2: in my bed a couple more times and then that

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Speaker 2: was about it. No, it wasn't cute. She was just

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Speaker 2: a train wreck.

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Speaker 3: Well that's my dirty little secret, and it feels really

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Speaker 3: good to get it out. But it's something that will

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Speaker 3: haunt me, I think forever. It's funny.

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Speaker 2: Well, thank you for telling us your dirty little secret.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, be careful, don't drink too much on a day.

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Speaker 4: All right?

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Speaker 2: Bye? Hey, what's up? Hey, how are you?

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Speaker 4: I'm good?

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Speaker 2: How are you? I'm good. We were just talking to

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Speaker 2: people on the street and they said that you had

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Speaker 2: a dirty little secret. So we're like, we stance on

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Speaker 2: the phone. Yeah, what's your little secret?

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Speaker 4: Okay. So three and a half years ago, I moved

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Speaker 4: to a new neighborhood, same community, but different neighborhood, and

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Speaker 4: I'm home most days, so I thought, you know, I got.

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Speaker 2: A ring doorbell.

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Speaker 4: All joined the neighborhood group of people who watch the neighborhood.

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Speaker 4: So this first meeting that I attended, one of the

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Speaker 4: moms was complaining that the neighborhood was going down the

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Speaker 4: tubes and that it was smelling more and more like college.

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Speaker 2: Sounds like such like a homeowners association type. It just

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Speaker 2: smells so much like college around her. I don't even

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Speaker 2: really know what that.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, so I chose a different life path. I went

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Speaker 4: in the military, so I don't know what college smells like.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, after the meeting, I went up to this other

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Speaker 1: mom and I was like, what what does college smell like?

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Speaker 1: And she told me that it's pot that they're all

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Speaker 1: concerned about the pot smell in the neighborhood.

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Speaker 2: Oh, that's what she meant.

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Speaker 4: I was, Oh. Yeah.

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Speaker 2: I was like, oh, so like a mixture of pea

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Speaker 2: and beer. Yes, that's what I was thinking. The smell

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Speaker 2: I get sometimes frat house is splashback.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: I didn't go to college, but that is what I

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Speaker 2: was thinking, just from what I know of college. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: so she was upset. Yeah, it smells like weed around

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Speaker 2: the neighborhood.

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Speaker 4: Right, So she was asking everyone to like search their

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Speaker 4: videos and see if they saw drug deals. And well,

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Speaker 4: my dirty little secret is I'm the one who moved

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Speaker 4: to the neighborhood who's smoking the pot.

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Speaker 2: And you didn't go to college, so it's not the

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Speaker 2: smell at college. That's hilarious. Thanks for telling us your

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Speaker 2: dirty little secret problem. Thank you, thank you, thank you.

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Speaker 1: What's your dirty little secret