Speaker 1: Rocking jewels. Second day, the guy on the phone for
Speaker 1: a second date update today meant the girl that he
Speaker 1: wants to call at a rock climbing class or like
Speaker 1: a little club. I guess that they have. I've gotten
Speaker 1: one of these rock climbing gyms before. It was very
Speaker 1: bad for me though, because I got to the top
Speaker 1: of the little rock wall and then I turned around
Speaker 1: and I just started crying because I couldn't get down.
Speaker 1: They had to call the firefighters to come and rescue me. School.
Speaker 1: It made the news. I was like there, like the
Speaker 1: cat stuck in a tree story at the end of news.
Speaker 1: I was a feel good story. But I could never
Speaker 1: go back to rock climbing after that. It's just I
Speaker 1: could see the headline watch this little guy get saved
Speaker 1: at the rock climbing gym. Too traumatic for me. But Ed,
Speaker 1: you're a pretty good rock climber. Huh yeah, yeah, I
Speaker 1: am a pretty good rock climber. That's sexy. I'm going
Speaker 1: to tell you right off the bat that I have
Speaker 1: a thing for rock climbers. Well, thank you, Brook, thank you.
Speaker 1: Clearly the girl that you want to call today, doesn't,
Speaker 1: I mean, I guess not, you know, um tell us
Speaker 1: a little bit about her. Well, her name is Nicole,
Speaker 1: and I met her at my rock climbing gym, and
Speaker 1: she just was really cute. You know. Is that when
Speaker 1: you put the chalk that you used for your hands
Speaker 1: and you smacked her on the button left a handprint?
Speaker 1: So well, I didn't think that we were probably at
Speaker 1: that stage. Yeah, that's another reason why I'm not allowed
Speaker 1: back into those rock climbing classes. I had a lot
Speaker 1: of fun with that. Just how many handprints can you make?
Speaker 1: How did you guys initially start talking? Well, you know,
Speaker 1: I saw her form and I thought it was pretty good.
Speaker 1: So I went up and I gave her a couple
Speaker 1: that I told her that I thought I liked her
Speaker 1: strong hands. Are you serious? Use? Yeah, I was joking,
Speaker 1: and I told her when you asked about it, it
Speaker 1: was great. Okay, that's good. That's a risk. That's a
Speaker 1: risk there. And I guess I guess it worked because
Speaker 1: you guys actually went out right, Well I mean kind
Speaker 1: of not really. You know, um, we were planning to
Speaker 1: go out, but it kind of got sidetracked. What does
Speaker 1: that mean? Well, so afterwards, I asked her if she
Speaker 1: wanted to have a drink after class, and she said, yeah,
Speaker 1: So we were going to go out, but you know,
Speaker 1: I was kind of smelly after class, and you know,
Speaker 1: she she had built for workout too, so like we
Speaker 1: needed to shower, but my place is all on the
Speaker 1: other side of the town. So she said that I could,
Speaker 1: you know, come over to her place in shower, and
Speaker 1: so we went there. She offered for you to go
Speaker 1: to her place in shower and the first time she
Speaker 1: met you, No, no, gime's weirdo that she's inviting over
Speaker 1: out of the blue. You know, I've seen her a
Speaker 1: few times at this club, and you know, I just
Speaker 1: need to get clean. It wasn't like a like a
Speaker 1: sexual thing at all. You know, it's kind of thinky.
Speaker 1: You know, I don't no matter what. A girl invites
Speaker 1: me to shower with her, and I don't think she
Speaker 1: said with her. I think just at her house. That's
Speaker 1: what I heard me. It wasn't with her. We were
Speaker 1: in the shower together. Yeah, that's a shame. So what
Speaker 1: happened He went back to her house. So we go
Speaker 1: back to her house and she showers eyeshower and we're
Speaker 1: getting ready to go out and she gets a phone
Speaker 1: call from friend who's stranded somewhere, like at the airport
Speaker 1: or something, and she asked she can go get her.
Speaker 1: That seemed like an excuse to you. Yeah, it sounded
Speaker 1: a lot like an excuse to me. I mean, you know,
Speaker 1: I'm trying trying to be cool and everything, but I say,
Speaker 1: you know, you have your friend called Triple A. They
Speaker 1: can come get her, you know, right, So I mean, well, yeah,
Speaker 1: she said her friend had a flat tire and that
Speaker 1: she was close to the airport and needed to run
Speaker 1: over there to help her out. Like how your persistent,
Speaker 1: I do Triple A or something. So you don't need
Speaker 1: to help your friend out right now, Like there's many services,
Speaker 1: there's lots of people who can. I'm sure somebody will
Speaker 1: be driving by and help her out. Let's go on
Speaker 1: our date right now. Yeah, but I'm like, you know,
Speaker 1: it kind of founded like a line. But I you know, Okay,
Speaker 1: So did she go help her friend out? Then? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Unfortunately she did. Um she said that she really had
Speaker 1: to go and her friend really needed her help, so
Speaker 1: you know, but she did say can we take a
Speaker 1: rain check? Okay? So I thought, okay, I guess let's
Speaker 1: do that. See, I just think that's so weird because
Speaker 1: if like my friend truly called me and had a
Speaker 1: flat tire, I'd be like, hey, come with me, then
Speaker 1: we'll go out after. But that's weird. Then you're introducing
Speaker 1: him to friends. No, I think she's lying, That's all
Speaker 1: I'm saying. So did you get the rain check? Then no?
Speaker 1: I mean like, like she's been m I A from
Speaker 1: the club and no calls. Woll okay, And how many
Speaker 1: times have you tried to get a hold of her?
Speaker 1: Four times? Four times? And she's not showing up to
Speaker 1: any of the rock climbing stuff, not showing up to
Speaker 1: any of the classes. Dude, that's pretty intense to get
Speaker 1: someone to change their entire activity schedule to avoid you,
Speaker 1: is what it sounds like. Oh, well, I don't know.
Speaker 1: I'm hoping that either she's really sick, I guess, or
Speaker 1: or maybe maybe like something happened at the airport and
Speaker 1: like they're you know, they're in trouble or stuff. I
Speaker 1: hope that. I hope that while she was changing her
Speaker 1: friend's tire she got hit by a car and has
Speaker 1: been in the hospital, so that she's not calling her back,
Speaker 1: Not that I did something wrong. Is that what you're saying? Okay,
Speaker 1: but that sounds a little bit worse than what I
Speaker 1: actually meant. You know, Manna wanted to get hit by
Speaker 1: a car or anything. I just don't want to see
Speaker 1: my fault. You had to clarify that. All right, Well,
Speaker 1: we'll play a song, come back, call her and get
Speaker 1: your second date update. Okay, great, thank you? All right?
Speaker 1: Man hanging fucking jubil in the morning date? Hey? Ed? Yeah, well,
Speaker 1: I know you're on the phone to do a second
Speaker 1: date update, but i have like something that just came up,
Speaker 1: and I'm not gonna be able to do it. A
Speaker 1: buddy of mine his bike tire popped, so I gotta
Speaker 1: go help him out. Okay, Oh you're joking. No, he's
Speaker 1: real close to us, so I was like, he's like
Speaker 1: ten blocks away from his house. But I feel like
Speaker 1: I need to help hi out. So let's just take
Speaker 1: a rain check on this whole second date update thing. Okay,
Speaker 1: all right. The reason that I'm saying that to Ed
Speaker 1: is because Ed wants us to call a girl named
Speaker 1: Nicole today. They met at a rock climbing group. After
Speaker 1: the rock climbing class one day, they agreed to go out,
Speaker 1: but they had a shower, so they went back to
Speaker 1: her place to shower. After they were done getting ready,
Speaker 1: she said, Hey, something just came up. One of my
Speaker 1: friends has a flat tire or something, and I have
Speaker 1: to go help them. So we think that's an excuse
Speaker 1: that she made up to get out of the date,
Speaker 1: because since then she hasn't talked to him. She hasn't
Speaker 1: even shown up to the rock combing class, which makes
Speaker 1: me think that you must have done something really bad. Ed. Yeah, well,
Speaker 1: I don't know what it was if I did, you know,
Speaker 1: did you do anything weird in the shower, like make
Speaker 1: any strange noises or used her expensive shampoo without permission
Speaker 1: because that stuff costs allow. I just took a shower. Okay,
Speaker 1: all right, Well I'll dollar phone number right now. See
Speaker 1: we can get her on the phone and find out
Speaker 1: what happened. Okay, who knows. Maybe she's still by the
Speaker 1: side of the road helping her friend out with that tire.
Speaker 1: It just took him a while to figure out how
Speaker 1: to change one. Two weeks now. But here we go. Hello, Hi,
Speaker 1: is Nicole there? Yes, it is Nicole, Hey Nicole, how
Speaker 1: are you. My name is Jubil and I host a
Speaker 1: morning radio show called Brook and jewel in the morning. Okay,
Speaker 1: how can I help you? Well, I'm calling you today
Speaker 1: because we recently got an email into our show from
Speaker 1: somebody who's trying to get ahold of you. Someone trying
Speaker 1: to get ahold of me. Yeah. Apparently they've tried to
Speaker 1: call you a bunch and you're not responding to them.
Speaker 1: So they asked if maybe we could get you on
Speaker 1: the phone. Oh okay, I'm sorry, I'm a little confused.
Speaker 1: It's a segment that we do on our show called
Speaker 1: the second Date Update. It's where if you go out
Speaker 1: on a date with somebody and then end up not
Speaker 1: calling them back, they email us to see if we
Speaker 1: can get you on the phone and find out what happened.
Speaker 1: Oh jeez. So the guy's name is Ed, and you
Speaker 1: know Ed from your rock climbing group. Oh my god, yeah,
Speaker 1: I do I know him. Well. Ed emailed us because
Speaker 1: he said that when you guys are supposed to go out,
Speaker 1: you ended up saying you had to rain check it
Speaker 1: to help your friend out with a flat tire. But
Speaker 1: since then you haven't talked to him or even shown
Speaker 1: up to the rock climbing group. He's given you a
Speaker 1: lot of information. What else would he tell you. God,
Speaker 1: that's pretty much it. He just told us that you
Speaker 1: guys met at class and we're supposed to go out,
Speaker 1: and then he thinks you made up an excuse. I did.
Speaker 1: But I think he's leaving out a big part of
Speaker 1: the story. Really, he did something weird, didn't he. I know,
Speaker 1: we did something weird at your house. I definitely classify
Speaker 1: it as weird. Yeah, okay, so what happened? Oh God,
Speaker 1: this is so embarrassing, is it? Like? What did Ed
Speaker 1: tell you about our about our date? He said that
Speaker 1: you guys were at your rock climbing class and then
Speaker 1: after you were supposed to go somewhere, so you went
Speaker 1: back to your house a shower, and then you got
Speaker 1: out of the shower and said that your friend had
Speaker 1: a flat tire that you had to go help her,
Speaker 1: and then that was it. Okay, Well, there's definitely a
Speaker 1: part left out of that story. I was in the shower.
Speaker 1: I took a shower first, and I hear a knock
Speaker 1: on the door, and he yelled at the door, hey,
Speaker 1: do you have another bathroom? And I'm like, no, sorry,
Speaker 1: give me two minutes. I'll be right out. So I
Speaker 1: finished sharing quickly, and I come out of the bathroom
Speaker 1: and I'm like, Okay, it's ready now, and he's like, great,
Speaker 1: thanks some showering, and I'm just waiting for him. I
Speaker 1: get dressed, get ready to put some makeup on, and
Speaker 1: I went to the kitchen to get a glass of water,
Speaker 1: and I'm I'm smelling something weird at the sink. So
Speaker 1: I investigated and I put my nose closer to the sink,
Speaker 1: and I'm smelling urine coming from my sink. He smells
Speaker 1: pea and your sink yeah, like really strong, really strong.
Speaker 1: Are you saying that you think Pete in your sink? Absolutely?
Speaker 1: I mean why would he concent or ask me if
Speaker 1: I have a bathroom? And then mysteriously my sink smells
Speaker 1: like pete. Oh my god, you think he had to
Speaker 1: go so bad that he urinated in your kitchen sink.
Speaker 1: I don't think anybody has to go that bad that
Speaker 1: they have to urinate in someone's sink that has dishes
Speaker 1: in it. Out if he was going to do that,
Speaker 1: did you ask him about this? No? I mean I
Speaker 1: was just he obviously did it, and I'm like gagging.
Speaker 1: I had to get out of this, so I made
Speaker 1: have been excused at a farm needed my help. I
Speaker 1: I'm sure you didn't have like anything in your sink
Speaker 1: that could have smelled like urine and you just didn't remember,
Speaker 1: like old food or something. I am absolutely sure water
Speaker 1: glasses do not smell like you'urin. Why would you do that?
Speaker 1: I guess that's understandable. Then why you don't want to
Speaker 1: call him back if you think that he pete in
Speaker 1: your sink? It's so disgusting. I mean really, but why
Speaker 1: wouldn't you just tell him? Why do you make up
Speaker 1: the excuse of rain checking like it? It'd be embarrassing
Speaker 1: to him, not to you. I just wanted to get
Speaker 1: him out of my house. And I'm never going to
Speaker 1: see this guy again, So why did it matter? Well,
Speaker 1: unfortunately for you, you are going to talk to him again,
Speaker 1: because he's actually on the other line listening and wants
Speaker 1: to talk to you right now. Cool. Look, I don't
Speaker 1: I don't know what I thought you smelled, but I
Speaker 1: did not be in your sink. There's no worry ed.
Speaker 1: It is unmistakable. There's no one else there. I mean,
Speaker 1: do you have a cat? I mean maybe maybe maybe
Speaker 1: the cat went in there. I don't have at why
Speaker 1: would I do that. I don't know, but one was
Speaker 1: one equals too. You asked if you have another bathroom,
Speaker 1: and then suddenly my sink smells like pee. Well, you know,
Speaker 1: I don't know what else to say. I mean, like, yeah,
Speaker 1: maybe someone else pete in your seats. I mean, it
Speaker 1: wasn't me. That's been happening a lot. There's been a
Speaker 1: rash of people just breaking into places and thing and sinks. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so you're trying to tell me that in the two
Speaker 1: minutes that I was a big shower, someone knocked on
Speaker 1: the door and said I have to pee really bad,
Speaker 1: And you were like, hey, why don't you pee in
Speaker 1: this girl sink? No? No, I mean I didn't see anybody,
Speaker 1: but I mean, like, you know, maybe maybe like during
Speaker 1: during the day or something, somebody pete there. I mean, ed,
Speaker 1: come on, you have to stop with the bulls. Just
Speaker 1: be a man. If passed up, I mean, there's I
Speaker 1: don't have a roommate, I don't have a cat. No
Speaker 1: one p burgled me. You, so just admit it. I mean,
Speaker 1: come on, well, okay, so I were a little but
Speaker 1: oh my god, what your side? Man? It doesn't matter.
Speaker 1: I think a little or a lot, like any amount
Speaker 1: of pea and my think is not okay, And it
Speaker 1: was run the hot water after Look, I mean, I'm
Speaker 1: really sorry, but it was a lot of two minutes,
Speaker 1: you know, Nicole sink. Look, you know, I don't know
Speaker 1: if this makes it any better or whatever, but like
Speaker 1: I didn't pee on your water glass, Like I moved
Speaker 1: it to the side and then I and then moved
Speaker 1: it back. But I mean I didn't set on it.
Speaker 1: I mean, that's the thing still smell like pein and
Speaker 1: you put the dishes back in it, and its like
Speaker 1: I still over well, I mean I figured you might
Speaker 1: notice if the dishes were moved so close. And what
Speaker 1: was going through your head that said sink? Sink is
Speaker 1: the best option right now? Look, I mean, you know
Speaker 1: you can sit there and judge what I mean, Like
Speaker 1: you don't know what I was going through at the time,
Speaker 1: Like I had two big bottles of gatorade on the
Speaker 1: way over there. And she doesn't have anywhere else to go.
Speaker 1: I mean, she doesn't have any plants or anything, Like
Speaker 1: every who doesn't have plants. I want, if you were
Speaker 1: in my place, I'd prefer you choose the sink over
Speaker 1: paying in my plants. But that's just me. You are
Speaker 1: so disgusting. I didn't even really happen. I didn't know
Speaker 1: what else to do. I mean, I had there was
Speaker 1: a lot of pressure going on there. You're gonna wait
Speaker 1: two minutes, You're a grown man. It was longer than
Speaker 1: two minutes to Cole. Look, I'm really sorry, and I'm
Speaker 1: sorry I didn't tell you that I feed in your sink,
Speaker 1: and I'm sorry, but I really liked you, you know,
Speaker 1: and I was having a good time, and you did
Speaker 1: say that you want to rain check. So I am
Speaker 1: hoping that you'll give me a second chance. And Nicole,
Speaker 1: would you like to go out with Ed again? We'll
Speaker 1: pay for a second date. Yeah, no way, we're gonna
Speaker 1: pay for it. Yeah. See, neither one of you have
Speaker 1: to come out your pockets at all. We'll pay for
Speaker 1: the date. I don't think that's a big cell edge girl,
Speaker 1: it's not. It's so disgusting. I can't even look at you.
Speaker 1: Come on. I mean, like, I'm sure if you could
Speaker 1: like put yourself in that situation, like, like, what would
Speaker 1: you do? I mean, maybe you would go in the
Speaker 1: state too. You're just gross. There's no way in hell
Speaker 1: we're going out on a second date, any day, first date?
Speaker 1: All right, Well, thank you, Nicole, I appreciate your time. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and Ed, I hope you learned a lesson about paying
Speaker 1: and people's sinks. I can't believe that has to be
Speaker 1: a lesson someone learned. Have we learned it? Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I've learned it, all right? Good? Yeah, no more being
Speaker 1: in people's sinks. You know, For the record, guys like
Speaker 1: this is probably the first time this has ever really
Speaker 1: happened to me. It's probably the first. You're not even
Speaker 1: sure if it's the first time.