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Speaker 1: It's the radio segment that's coming out with a new

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Speaker 1: Get your flaming hot confidence today. With Laser Stories the segment,

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Speaker 1: I re read weird news stories from around the globe,

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Speaker 1: just like everyone else does, except we've got a laser.

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Speaker 1: Those other pale fails just don't. This first laser story

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Speaker 1: is out of the United Kingdom. Thirty six year old

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Speaker 1: man named You and Valentine woke up a couple months

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Speaker 1: ago and realized that his car had been stolen out

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Speaker 1: of his driveway.

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Speaker 2: Hey, nobody always questioned if I would know it immediately.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you wouldn't realize your car was missing, Like.

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Speaker 2: No, I would be gone, But I'd be like, did

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Speaker 2: I leave this something? Get a friend, bar what you mean?

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Speaker 1: You like admitted to yourself and call the police.

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Speaker 2: Yea glass on the ground, Oh smart.

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Speaker 1: It was a black Honda Civic and he was gutted

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Speaker 1: because he really really liked that car. Oh man, so

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Speaker 1: he reported it and did all the insurance paperwork, but sadly,

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Speaker 1: it was never found. So he went to buy a

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Speaker 1: similar replacement and found one over at a used car

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Speaker 1: dealership about an hour away for twenty six thousand dollars.

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Speaker 2: It wasn't nice. That's a nice civic.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. Well that's when things started to feel really strange

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Speaker 1: because when he drove off with it, he noticed there

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Speaker 1: was stuff inside, like a piece from a tent that

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Speaker 1: looked exactly like his tent. Oh no no, also some

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Speaker 1: candy wrapper bars that were the exact same candy that

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Speaker 1: he liked. And this would be like Brooks, you know

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Speaker 1: exactly how many candies. Even the GPS already had his

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Speaker 1: home act. And that's when Ewan realized he just bought

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Speaker 1: his own car. I'm sorry he paid for the car

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Speaker 1: that had trash still.

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Speaker 2: In it, but it was his trash. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: He told the local reporter that he nearly crashed because

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Speaker 1: he was in such shock and that his hands were shaking.

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Speaker 1: So Ewan took it to a dealership and they confirmed

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Speaker 1: that it was indeed his vehicle.

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Speaker 2: Wow.

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Speaker 1: The police couldn't believe it either. It sounds like the

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Speaker 1: thieves did all the cloning work to change it. They

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Speaker 1: change in and then after that they sold it to

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Speaker 1: the used car place, which also got duped. Oh no,

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Speaker 1: as far as we know, there haven't been any arrests

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Speaker 1: and you and is still in the process of trying

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Speaker 1: to get his money back.

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Speaker 2: Oh he didn't do that.

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Speaker 1: I'm going to pay fifty grand for He told the

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Speaker 1: news that he doesn't feel triumphant, more like he did

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Speaker 1: something a bit stupid.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, I would have done the same. I probably

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Speaker 2: would have just never noticed.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, he's like, wow, it feels great. It's already got

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Speaker 1: my home address, half a candy bar and the cup

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Speaker 1: holder fun. This next Lazer story is out of Texas.

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Speaker 1: Thirty three year old Teresa Isabelle Bernal volunteered to help

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Speaker 1: out at her child's fifth grade school party. She was

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Speaker 1: in charge of the food, so she brought little containers

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Speaker 1: of jello in paper cupsfect.

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Speaker 2: And you wanted to be easy to deal with.

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Speaker 1: And everything was good until twenty minutes into the celebration,

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Speaker 1: when two teachers tried the jello and realized there might

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Speaker 1: be alcohol in it. Jello shot what wait for kids?

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Speaker 1: They weren't positive because the red, blue, and green jello

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Speaker 1: was covered in whipped cream, so they called in a

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Speaker 1: few more teachers to give him a taste. Let's get

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Speaker 1: the beer bong.

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Speaker 2: Got to try five. You really know, the announcement goes

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Speaker 2: out over the shots.

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Speaker 1: We're pretty sure the blue ones after dowbning Moore, they

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Speaker 1: decided to throw the West away just as a precautions.

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Speaker 1: Giving they threw the rest away as a precaution, but

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Speaker 1: the damage had already been done. Nearly kids eat up.

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Speaker 1: All of the kids reported stomach aches and headaches, and

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Speaker 1: out on the floor after consuming six of the trees.

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Speaker 1: I feel bad for the guy who was like, hey,

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Speaker 2: I don't feel anything, I know, but the teacher is

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Speaker 2: also kind of glad that that kid's quiet eats that

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Speaker 2: kid that eats that mini. It's the obnoxious one. To

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Speaker 2: be fair, it was either gonna be sugar or out.

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Speaker 1: Yet that kid did outlast Alexis when it came to

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Speaker 1: drinking yellows shots, So I don't even think I could

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Speaker 1: have that man's Hey. So that's when the principal got

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Speaker 1: police involved. Yeah, Teresa swear she had no idea that

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Speaker 1: they contained alcohol, and that she purchased them from a

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Speaker 1: sweet shop run out of a private home. Oh yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: nothing suspicious about that.

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Speaker 2: It was in a trailer park. Nobody should be worried.

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Speaker 1: But when they questioned the owner of the sweet shop,

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Speaker 1: she was able to show them the text thread with

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Speaker 1: Teresa that proved she wanted to make sure vodka was

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Speaker 1: in all of these jello shops.

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Speaker 2: Who that's not how you be the cool mom, Teresa.

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Speaker 1: So yeah, she got arrested, yeah, and is now awaiting trial.

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Speaker 1: As for the teachers, they reached out to that sweet

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Speaker 1: shop owner for the recipe, but of course just for

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Speaker 1: the teachers.

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Speaker 2: Laud.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, this next laser story is out of Social Central.

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Speaker 1: YouTube just turned twenty years old the other day. Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Crazy, So it's hard to imagine the world without it.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's that's how long it's been since the very

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Speaker 1: first video was uploaded onto the site. That's why, in

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Speaker 1: recognition of this milestone, let's take a quick look at

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Speaker 1: the top most viewed music videos on YouTube right now.

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Speaker 1: That's number six. Uptown Funk with Mark Ronson featuring Bruno.

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Speaker 2: Mars Oh, such a good song.

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Speaker 1: Came out twenty fourteen, has five and a half billion

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Speaker 1: views just doesn't get old, it, does it. Number five

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Speaker 1: Gognum Style.

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Speaker 2: Five.

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Speaker 1: That number five size twenty twelve hit keeps rising currently

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Speaker 1: at five point six billion views.

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Speaker 2: I feel like we need some Gognam style energy in

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Speaker 2: this world right now.

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Speaker 1: Ye. Number four, Shape of You by Ed Sheeran, That

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Speaker 1: twenty seventeen song has six point five billion views?

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Speaker 2: Are these all like mid tempo song?

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Speaker 1: Bill? Not all of them? Number three is See You

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Speaker 1: Again Whiz Khalifa featuring Charlie Poof.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's a.

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Speaker 1: Really good one. Oh no, put your right.

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Speaker 2: To sleep to hold anyone?

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Speaker 1: We Miss You, that came out a decade ago in

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Speaker 1: twenty fifteen, has six point six billion. Number two No

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Speaker 1: Surprise Desposito Mosito. Yeah, Louis Fonsie featuring Daddy Yankee that

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Speaker 1: has eight point seven billion views. I can't even fathom.

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Speaker 1: What's Number one? Does anybody knows? It's like my idiot,

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Speaker 1: the number one. I'm not even gonna play it so

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Speaker 1: that people would hate me because of it. It's baby Shark,

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Speaker 1: It's fifteen BILLI.

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Speaker 2: Count is a music unt.

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Speaker 1: I shouldn't even count dancings in it.

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Speaker 2: There was a kid on my flight two weeks ago

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Speaker 2: that was playing out loud from their iPad. And I've

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Speaker 2: never wanted to violence before, but violence.

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Speaker 1: I never want to violence.

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Speaker 2: But I might have to buy that shut up.

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Speaker 1: But oh my god, it's crazy because Baby Shark has

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Speaker 1: almost double the amount of views as Desposito won right

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Speaker 1: before it. Crazy.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's because all the baby because all these kids.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly, I know what you're all thinking. What's this

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Speaker 1: guy's number on you?

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Speaker 2: Yes, that's where we found.

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Speaker 1: Though really he just hit triple digits, just like his

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Speaker 1: sandal counts. And that sound means Laser Stories has come

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Speaker 1: to an end of the day. We're gonna do it

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Speaker 1: the same time

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Speaker 2: On Wednesday, Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning