1 00:00:00,560 --> 00:00:03,600 Speaker 1: My voice is a little scratchy. I came from the Tonys. 2 00:00:04,280 --> 00:00:05,960 Speaker 1: I hung out with the Hobby five scene all nine, 3 00:00:06,040 --> 00:00:10,240 Speaker 1: and it is what it is. I became him, which 4 00:00:10,280 --> 00:00:15,440 Speaker 1: is wonderful. God what I kind of like? My wife 5 00:00:15,520 --> 00:00:17,880 Speaker 1: likes it. She's like, oh, it's scratchy and good. I 6 00:00:17,960 --> 00:00:21,439 Speaker 1: was like, that's right, make me some friggin eggs. But 7 00:00:21,480 --> 00:00:23,320 Speaker 1: I was like, I'll go make them. Once I saw 8 00:00:23,320 --> 00:00:25,040 Speaker 1: the look on our face, I'll make the eggs. 9 00:00:25,079 --> 00:00:27,280 Speaker 2: Oh my god, why are we still doing this? 10 00:00:33,080 --> 00:00:33,280 Speaker 3: Ow? 11 00:00:34,240 --> 00:00:35,720 Speaker 2: Hey everybody, I'm gonna shelve. 12 00:00:35,560 --> 00:00:37,640 Speaker 1: You TOEW and I'm Jordan Carlos and Welcome to Adulting 13 00:00:37,640 --> 00:00:40,239 Speaker 1: from w NYC Studios, the podcast where we learn how 14 00:00:40,280 --> 00:00:41,920 Speaker 1: to be grown as adults together together. 15 00:00:43,640 --> 00:00:45,280 Speaker 2: Jordan got asked, do you have a pet? 16 00:00:45,280 --> 00:00:45,520 Speaker 4: Peet? 17 00:00:45,600 --> 00:00:48,720 Speaker 1: Oh my god, yes, I do. I hate when people 18 00:00:48,760 --> 00:00:50,919 Speaker 1: take too long in a line. I just I want 19 00:00:50,960 --> 00:00:51,599 Speaker 1: to take hostages. 20 00:00:51,760 --> 00:00:52,159 Speaker 5: What about you? 21 00:00:52,479 --> 00:00:55,240 Speaker 2: Yes? I hate when people get overwhelmed by a toll booth. 22 00:00:55,240 --> 00:00:58,120 Speaker 2: It's like, what do I do? You pay the tall 23 00:00:58,240 --> 00:01:01,400 Speaker 2: every time? I'm sorry, I shouldn't be using a F 24 00:01:01,440 --> 00:01:03,280 Speaker 2: bomb at the top, but this is how you know, 25 00:01:03,400 --> 00:01:04,319 Speaker 2: peeped ian by that. 26 00:01:04,280 --> 00:01:07,800 Speaker 1: Pet really excited about this episode. Yeah, we got two 27 00:01:07,840 --> 00:01:09,679 Speaker 1: great guests. Both of them work on Jimmy Fallon. 28 00:01:09,760 --> 00:01:12,080 Speaker 2: Oh my god, yes, black Thought. I mean you know 29 00:01:12,160 --> 00:01:14,600 Speaker 2: him from the roots. Yes, he's on Fallon every night. 30 00:01:14,680 --> 00:01:16,600 Speaker 2: He's so cool. He's got that hat, he got them 31 00:01:16,640 --> 00:01:18,320 Speaker 2: rap lyrics, he got that cool. 32 00:01:18,080 --> 00:01:20,240 Speaker 6: Beer on the beard. 33 00:01:20,400 --> 00:01:23,679 Speaker 2: Who else we got from Fallon? Jorge Hurt? 34 00:01:24,160 --> 00:01:26,919 Speaker 5: Yes, So stay tuned. Let's all grow the fuck up. 35 00:01:38,840 --> 00:01:39,040 Speaker 7: Kicks. 36 00:01:39,080 --> 00:01:43,440 Speaker 4: A little white morning and I have joined the democratics. 37 00:01:44,840 --> 00:01:47,960 Speaker 2: You mounted like a little stage in Union Hall, Brooklyn, 38 00:01:48,080 --> 00:01:52,040 Speaker 2: like you are Stephen Colbert running out to the stage. 39 00:01:52,120 --> 00:01:54,360 Speaker 2: That means something. I love it. Hey, everybody, welcome to 40 00:01:54,360 --> 00:01:56,520 Speaker 2: hashtag Adults and I am your host, Micheb. You tell 41 00:01:56,560 --> 00:01:57,640 Speaker 2: this is Jordan Columns. 42 00:01:59,520 --> 00:01:59,960 Speaker 3: Give it up. 43 00:02:08,600 --> 00:02:10,160 Speaker 8: Oh my god, thank you so much. 44 00:02:10,960 --> 00:02:13,040 Speaker 9: I don't know if anyone can hear that, but she's like, 45 00:02:13,400 --> 00:02:15,560 Speaker 9: we have following you since you opened up for Damon 46 00:02:15,600 --> 00:02:18,520 Speaker 9: Wayne's Junior, which is something I never want to hear again. 47 00:02:21,240 --> 00:02:23,919 Speaker 2: Why that cannot be my claim to famebook? Thank you. 48 00:02:24,400 --> 00:02:27,799 Speaker 2: I'm glad that we inherited each other through Damon's dick 49 00:02:28,560 --> 00:02:30,520 Speaker 2: real quick? Has anyone been to adulting before? 50 00:02:32,560 --> 00:02:32,760 Speaker 5: Send? 51 00:02:32,919 --> 00:02:32,959 Speaker 3: No? 52 00:02:33,080 --> 00:02:34,840 Speaker 2: How it works. I almost want to bring somebody on 53 00:02:34,880 --> 00:02:38,040 Speaker 2: stage and be like, tell us what it means. Come on, 54 00:02:38,120 --> 00:02:39,640 Speaker 2: come on, cute white girl, don't hide. 55 00:02:40,000 --> 00:02:43,480 Speaker 9: What's your name, Jennifer Lisa Imagen? 56 00:02:44,160 --> 00:02:46,720 Speaker 2: Yes, old English? 57 00:02:46,960 --> 00:02:47,720 Speaker 5: Hi immage? 58 00:02:48,160 --> 00:02:48,600 Speaker 2: Hello? 59 00:02:49,080 --> 00:02:49,360 Speaker 3: Hello? 60 00:02:49,720 --> 00:02:52,760 Speaker 2: What is adulton? What's the show about? An attempt to 61 00:02:52,760 --> 00:02:55,359 Speaker 2: be an adult? And then you answer questions because none 62 00:02:55,360 --> 00:02:56,320 Speaker 2: of us know how to be adults. 63 00:02:56,520 --> 00:03:04,519 Speaker 5: Yeah, that's exactly outfits. Great answer doing it. 64 00:03:04,680 --> 00:03:06,680 Speaker 9: I want her to like make me a vas and 65 00:03:06,680 --> 00:03:09,560 Speaker 9: then some earrings to match the bar, right, do you 66 00:03:09,560 --> 00:03:09,960 Speaker 9: know what I mean? 67 00:03:09,960 --> 00:03:12,720 Speaker 2: I want her to do reiki on my lower vertebrae? 68 00:03:13,240 --> 00:03:13,560 Speaker 2: Do you know? 69 00:03:13,639 --> 00:03:13,679 Speaker 5: Like? 70 00:03:13,720 --> 00:03:15,239 Speaker 9: I want her to take me shopping at like a 71 00:03:15,280 --> 00:03:17,880 Speaker 9: gift shopping to loom and tell me what like pillows are? 72 00:03:18,960 --> 00:03:19,480 Speaker 6: You know what I mean? 73 00:03:19,520 --> 00:03:21,480 Speaker 9: I want her to make me like a tour's front 74 00:03:21,680 --> 00:03:23,000 Speaker 9: like Jason Mom on a red car. 75 00:03:24,080 --> 00:03:27,480 Speaker 5: I was like, did you walk through a wormhole? From Marfa? 76 00:03:28,200 --> 00:03:30,000 Speaker 5: I'm getting a little Santa fe painted. 77 00:03:30,680 --> 00:03:35,240 Speaker 2: I want her to cat for two hours. I want it, 78 00:03:35,280 --> 00:03:38,280 Speaker 2: I want it, I want it. I love how nerdy 79 00:03:38,280 --> 00:03:41,560 Speaker 2: our audience, so I think it's because of you. 80 00:03:41,560 --> 00:03:45,560 Speaker 5: Well, kay, okay, great, I'm excited. Let's talk about something 81 00:03:45,560 --> 00:03:48,920 Speaker 5: else this this week. I was so adult, guys, I 82 00:03:48,960 --> 00:03:51,440 Speaker 5: have to get a new roof on my house. Oh ship. 83 00:03:52,560 --> 00:03:54,160 Speaker 5: I was like, so I had the roof, I have 84 00:03:54,200 --> 00:03:54,600 Speaker 5: a roof. 85 00:03:54,640 --> 00:03:57,600 Speaker 2: Guy, Yeah, yeah, you guys. 86 00:03:57,400 --> 00:03:58,960 Speaker 4: And this like we went up on the roof thing. 87 00:03:58,920 --> 00:04:00,520 Speaker 4: Guys like you got some serious hole a parent. I 88 00:04:00,560 --> 00:04:02,160 Speaker 4: was like, yeah, okay, all right, yeah serious holes. Go 89 00:04:02,320 --> 00:04:03,400 Speaker 4: oh shit is it? 90 00:04:03,600 --> 00:04:05,240 Speaker 5: I was like, is it a patch job? And the 91 00:04:05,320 --> 00:04:07,160 Speaker 5: guys like, you know. 92 00:04:08,440 --> 00:04:10,880 Speaker 2: Wait, did you you roof stuff? Before he came out? 93 00:04:11,160 --> 00:04:14,080 Speaker 5: Yes, I did. And you go down a hole, just 94 00:04:14,160 --> 00:04:16,600 Speaker 5: a big hole, like a big like you know. 95 00:04:16,520 --> 00:04:18,520 Speaker 4: This old house whole. I was like, is it a 96 00:04:18,640 --> 00:04:20,640 Speaker 4: patch job? As they say in the biz. And the 97 00:04:20,640 --> 00:04:21,919 Speaker 4: guy was like no, We're gonna have to take the 98 00:04:21,920 --> 00:04:23,760 Speaker 4: whole thing off. And I was like m m hmmm, 99 00:04:23,960 --> 00:04:28,120 Speaker 4: and uh, it costs as much as buying another house. 100 00:04:28,600 --> 00:04:30,280 Speaker 2: So how do you want to live in a house 101 00:04:30,320 --> 00:04:30,919 Speaker 2: with no rooms? 102 00:04:31,120 --> 00:04:33,240 Speaker 5: I will. We're gonna have to We're gonna have to 103 00:04:33,279 --> 00:04:34,360 Speaker 5: get on the roof. We're gonna have to get to 104 00:04:34,400 --> 00:04:36,960 Speaker 5: the roof. But if it made me feel like an adult, 105 00:04:37,000 --> 00:04:37,640 Speaker 5: you know what I'm saying. 106 00:04:37,800 --> 00:04:39,520 Speaker 4: I felt in that moment, and then I was like, 107 00:04:39,640 --> 00:04:41,440 Speaker 4: you know what, I'm going to comparison shop. I'm gonna 108 00:04:41,440 --> 00:04:44,320 Speaker 4: get another roofer in here, and he was like, already, 109 00:04:44,320 --> 00:04:45,560 Speaker 4: I can take twenty five percent off. 110 00:04:45,600 --> 00:04:51,359 Speaker 2: I was like, I think you know, you bring up 111 00:04:51,360 --> 00:04:53,159 Speaker 2: a good point. I think it's very adult to like 112 00:04:53,600 --> 00:04:59,200 Speaker 2: not get taken advantage of, because like I didn't even understand. 113 00:04:58,920 --> 00:05:00,480 Speaker 9: Why I need all this shape. I start going to 114 00:05:00,520 --> 00:05:02,640 Speaker 9: Jiffy Loube because like I'm from Jersey. I had a 115 00:05:02,680 --> 00:05:04,160 Speaker 9: car on Jersey, and then like you have to get 116 00:05:04,200 --> 00:05:06,840 Speaker 9: your oil change every three thousand miles. Although I waited 117 00:05:06,839 --> 00:05:08,400 Speaker 9: to nine because I was like, let's see what happens 118 00:05:09,400 --> 00:05:14,440 Speaker 9: this question. Let's see what happens and some ship. 119 00:05:14,520 --> 00:05:17,520 Speaker 2: But I was like, why why do I need like 120 00:05:17,520 --> 00:05:20,080 Speaker 2: like like windshill wipe or fluid and all this other stuff. 121 00:05:20,080 --> 00:05:22,520 Speaker 2: It's oil right, Like it was crazy, and I feel 122 00:05:22,560 --> 00:05:25,719 Speaker 2: like this very adult to look up some ship before 123 00:05:25,760 --> 00:05:29,719 Speaker 2: you go in like car buying or even getting like 124 00:05:29,760 --> 00:05:32,880 Speaker 2: a pedicure, but just trying to upsell you. Now on 125 00:05:32,960 --> 00:05:35,360 Speaker 2: a spat on a cuticle situation, It's just like, no, 126 00:05:35,440 --> 00:05:37,040 Speaker 2: I came in here for you to touch my feet 127 00:05:37,080 --> 00:05:39,799 Speaker 2: and paint my toes. I don't need you to like 128 00:05:39,800 --> 00:05:40,760 Speaker 2: like spot a palm to. 129 00:05:41,040 --> 00:05:42,800 Speaker 5: Can we go? Can we go? Get a I want 130 00:05:42,839 --> 00:05:44,760 Speaker 5: to get a man in pty I've never done it. 131 00:05:45,360 --> 00:05:47,719 Speaker 2: Oh, I've been dying for you to ask. I was waiting. 132 00:05:47,760 --> 00:05:50,760 Speaker 2: I didn't want to keep like, but the dead skins 133 00:05:50,760 --> 00:05:51,360 Speaker 2: got to come off. 134 00:05:51,440 --> 00:05:54,160 Speaker 4: I have pretty ass feet first of all. I put 135 00:05:54,240 --> 00:05:57,560 Speaker 4: the man in no cute and cuticle I have. 136 00:05:58,080 --> 00:05:59,480 Speaker 5: I want to. I want to, I want to feel 137 00:05:59,480 --> 00:06:00,760 Speaker 5: and I want to do it. You know what I'm saying. 138 00:06:00,800 --> 00:06:04,320 Speaker 2: So it's amazing. Yeah, my husband doesn't want to do it. 139 00:06:04,320 --> 00:06:06,040 Speaker 2: He's like, it's a waste of time. I'm like, look, 140 00:06:06,200 --> 00:06:08,120 Speaker 2: you touch my face, you put your fingers inside of me. 141 00:06:08,160 --> 00:06:12,800 Speaker 2: We're gonna get a manicure, thank you? Like, what the fuck? 142 00:06:12,880 --> 00:06:15,360 Speaker 2: This isn't about you, It's all us about my holes. Okay, 143 00:06:15,640 --> 00:06:17,599 Speaker 2: I won't be more than half. We should go and 144 00:06:17,640 --> 00:06:18,839 Speaker 2: want inst the story the fuck. 145 00:06:18,680 --> 00:06:18,960 Speaker 3: Out of it. 146 00:06:19,120 --> 00:06:20,960 Speaker 5: Who goes in and gets MANI petties here? 147 00:06:21,520 --> 00:06:24,760 Speaker 2: Everybody? 148 00:06:24,960 --> 00:06:25,839 Speaker 5: You are so mean? 149 00:06:26,480 --> 00:06:31,239 Speaker 2: Are you tricking? And bloody mary? Okay, let's let's bring 150 00:06:31,320 --> 00:06:31,800 Speaker 2: our next. 151 00:06:31,680 --> 00:06:34,160 Speaker 9: Stress out because he's got to go have a date 152 00:06:34,240 --> 00:06:34,840 Speaker 9: night with his wife. 153 00:06:34,960 --> 00:06:37,039 Speaker 2: Nothing more adult than that, nothing more. And I don't 154 00:06:37,040 --> 00:06:38,520 Speaker 2: even know what to say about this guy. Every time 155 00:06:38,560 --> 00:06:39,800 Speaker 2: I try to like talk about him and trying to 156 00:06:39,800 --> 00:06:41,400 Speaker 2: see like a wedding speech or like a funeral speech, 157 00:06:41,400 --> 00:06:43,760 Speaker 2: I'm just like, no, no, no, no, I know, is this 158 00:06:43,920 --> 00:06:46,000 Speaker 2: very nice? Is that awkward? You do it? 159 00:06:47,960 --> 00:06:50,720 Speaker 5: Okay? One of the founding members of the legendary Roots Crew. 160 00:06:51,760 --> 00:06:55,080 Speaker 4: You can see him almost every single night on Jimmy Follons. 161 00:06:55,120 --> 00:07:11,880 Speaker 5: Please give it up for black Fall? Are you serious? Wow? 162 00:07:12,480 --> 00:07:14,040 Speaker 5: I don't know who you were talking about that day? 163 00:07:14,200 --> 00:07:15,680 Speaker 5: Like who you we're talking about? 164 00:07:15,720 --> 00:07:15,880 Speaker 7: You? 165 00:07:15,920 --> 00:07:16,120 Speaker 10: Man? 166 00:07:18,520 --> 00:07:19,920 Speaker 2: We know you got a day night with your wife. 167 00:07:19,920 --> 00:07:22,520 Speaker 2: And that's just a fucking adult You. 168 00:07:22,520 --> 00:07:24,640 Speaker 4: Guys gonna do dinner and a show or just dinner 169 00:07:24,720 --> 00:07:26,360 Speaker 4: or what's this is the show? 170 00:07:32,720 --> 00:07:36,960 Speaker 3: Get some fries upstairs on the way ball. 171 00:07:39,800 --> 00:07:42,160 Speaker 5: I like to be in bed by like seven thirty. 172 00:07:42,240 --> 00:07:46,000 Speaker 2: That's real adult team, Yes, right, I gotta I gotta 173 00:07:46,040 --> 00:07:48,360 Speaker 2: take my bra by eight pm, otherwise I'm gonna start 174 00:07:48,360 --> 00:07:49,400 Speaker 2: motor boating motherfuckers. 175 00:07:49,400 --> 00:07:49,640 Speaker 3: And then. 176 00:07:51,160 --> 00:07:51,880 Speaker 2: Do you get it? 177 00:07:51,960 --> 00:07:52,320 Speaker 5: Yeah? 178 00:07:52,320 --> 00:07:53,480 Speaker 3: Do you and your wife go to bed at the 179 00:07:53,480 --> 00:07:56,560 Speaker 3: same time. No, I'll go a little earlier than she. 180 00:07:57,000 --> 00:07:58,120 Speaker 2: I would have thought you were later. 181 00:07:58,440 --> 00:08:00,680 Speaker 3: No, I try and get my sleep sort of in 182 00:08:01,440 --> 00:08:03,480 Speaker 3: before she gets into the bit, she takes up like 183 00:08:03,560 --> 00:08:06,400 Speaker 3: all the space, and then my son comes in later 184 00:08:06,480 --> 00:08:08,960 Speaker 3: than that. The little lady's got a three year old 185 00:08:09,560 --> 00:08:12,280 Speaker 3: sort of sideways. He's the same height as my wife, 186 00:08:12,280 --> 00:08:16,040 Speaker 3: which is like ive eleve in this show, like close 187 00:08:16,080 --> 00:08:18,720 Speaker 3: to six feet. So yeah, I try to get my 188 00:08:18,760 --> 00:08:20,200 Speaker 3: sleep out of the way before. 189 00:08:20,760 --> 00:08:24,720 Speaker 2: Right, What's like, do you have a grueling schedule? 190 00:08:24,880 --> 00:08:30,400 Speaker 3: Like no, yeah, yeah, ruling you know the Tonight Show 191 00:08:30,440 --> 00:08:33,800 Speaker 3: we shoot what forty four. 192 00:08:33,520 --> 00:08:35,079 Speaker 5: Weeks a year something like that. 193 00:08:35,120 --> 00:08:37,240 Speaker 3: Wow, so yeah, we get like eight weeks to do 194 00:08:37,400 --> 00:08:40,880 Speaker 3: every fucking thing else, which is you know sort of 195 00:08:41,440 --> 00:08:44,040 Speaker 3: you know, I make it happen and I still show up, you. 196 00:08:43,960 --> 00:08:44,320 Speaker 7: Know, to. 197 00:08:46,360 --> 00:08:47,079 Speaker 2: Appreciate that. 198 00:08:47,160 --> 00:08:50,839 Speaker 6: Yeah, a little show, Yeah, a little show. 199 00:08:51,400 --> 00:08:53,800 Speaker 9: I mean ten years ago, if you were doing the schedule, like, 200 00:08:53,840 --> 00:08:56,480 Speaker 9: what would have been the difference between then and now? 201 00:08:57,080 --> 00:09:00,000 Speaker 5: Ten years ago? I was more of a road warrior, 202 00:09:00,800 --> 00:09:00,959 Speaker 5: you know. 203 00:09:01,480 --> 00:09:04,000 Speaker 3: I sort of lived on the road from like city 204 00:09:04,000 --> 00:09:06,880 Speaker 3: and city, different city, different country every day. 205 00:09:06,600 --> 00:09:07,920 Speaker 5: For mad weeks at a time. 206 00:09:07,960 --> 00:09:10,560 Speaker 3: So I was on the road probably some years, you know, 207 00:09:10,720 --> 00:09:13,920 Speaker 3: two hundred and fifty days a year something like that. 208 00:09:14,000 --> 00:09:15,959 Speaker 5: But you love the road, obviously, you love. 209 00:09:16,000 --> 00:09:18,240 Speaker 3: I mean, yeah I do. I love the road, but 210 00:09:18,280 --> 00:09:21,360 Speaker 3: I love stability too. I love being being home. 211 00:09:21,480 --> 00:09:23,000 Speaker 5: So how do you how do you adjust? 212 00:09:23,040 --> 00:09:25,880 Speaker 4: I mean like like letting go of that thing that 213 00:09:25,920 --> 00:09:28,120 Speaker 4: you were doing ten years ago, you know, and like 214 00:09:28,400 --> 00:09:31,920 Speaker 4: and finding the kind of like routine and embracing that now. 215 00:09:31,720 --> 00:09:32,960 Speaker 2: Well not even go. 216 00:09:34,440 --> 00:09:35,040 Speaker 5: Yeah, I was just. 217 00:09:37,360 --> 00:09:39,160 Speaker 3: Letting go what I was doing ten years It was 218 00:09:39,160 --> 00:09:43,120 Speaker 3: ten years ago, So I got a new sort of routine. 219 00:09:43,280 --> 00:09:45,360 Speaker 5: Now. That was then, this is now. 220 00:09:45,880 --> 00:09:48,439 Speaker 3: And I mean it's like, you know, my wife always says, 221 00:09:48,440 --> 00:09:49,920 Speaker 3: will you make time for what you want to do? 222 00:09:50,400 --> 00:09:52,559 Speaker 5: So I still I figure it out, you know what 223 00:09:52,600 --> 00:09:52,920 Speaker 5: I mean? 224 00:09:53,000 --> 00:09:57,319 Speaker 2: I do I still like is self care selfish? Do 225 00:09:57,360 --> 00:09:58,000 Speaker 2: you know what I mean? 226 00:09:58,280 --> 00:10:00,640 Speaker 3: One of my friends was talking the other day about how, 227 00:10:01,200 --> 00:10:07,400 Speaker 3: you know, like terms like selfish self centered, they get 228 00:10:07,440 --> 00:10:09,800 Speaker 3: like a sort of a bad rap, you know, because 229 00:10:09,840 --> 00:10:12,480 Speaker 3: I mean, you sort of need to be self centered 230 00:10:12,559 --> 00:10:15,040 Speaker 3: in order to you know, to be balanced and self 231 00:10:15,120 --> 00:10:17,720 Speaker 3: fish in order you have to understand yourself and love 232 00:10:17,760 --> 00:10:20,720 Speaker 3: yourself before you can take care of or love or 233 00:10:20,760 --> 00:10:22,240 Speaker 3: you know, be centered. 234 00:10:22,160 --> 00:10:28,560 Speaker 5: You know for anyone else. Priority it start growing. 235 00:10:28,400 --> 00:10:31,440 Speaker 2: Up, trust me, Trust me, I know I'm like I 236 00:10:31,480 --> 00:10:33,440 Speaker 2: will pay someone three hundred and eight dollars to watch 237 00:10:33,440 --> 00:10:35,680 Speaker 2: my kids so I can go get a pedicure because 238 00:10:35,760 --> 00:10:39,000 Speaker 2: I'm cute like that. And you have daughters, right. 239 00:10:39,240 --> 00:10:40,240 Speaker 8: I have a daughter. 240 00:10:40,320 --> 00:10:41,040 Speaker 5: You have a daughter. 241 00:10:41,679 --> 00:10:45,360 Speaker 2: How do you help her manage the world? In the 242 00:10:45,480 --> 00:10:47,400 Speaker 2: me two times up movement. 243 00:10:47,400 --> 00:10:50,080 Speaker 3: I have a thirteen year old daughter, and you know, 244 00:10:50,160 --> 00:10:52,679 Speaker 3: I just try and help her sort of navigate this 245 00:10:52,800 --> 00:10:55,320 Speaker 3: digital ship show that we sort of live in. 246 00:10:55,520 --> 00:10:57,200 Speaker 5: But I mean it's hard, you know what I'm saying. 247 00:10:57,400 --> 00:11:00,000 Speaker 2: It's she's got a page and ig page, Facebook page. 248 00:11:00,120 --> 00:11:01,120 Speaker 8: She does what's her name? 249 00:11:01,280 --> 00:11:01,679 Speaker 2: Follower? 250 00:11:04,720 --> 00:11:07,280 Speaker 5: No, she does, but you know you try. 251 00:11:07,320 --> 00:11:10,480 Speaker 3: You gotta monitor what you know, they watch on television 252 00:11:10,720 --> 00:11:12,600 Speaker 3: and the phone time, and. 253 00:11:12,920 --> 00:11:15,280 Speaker 5: I feel like your time. I feel like your cool dad. 254 00:11:15,520 --> 00:11:16,440 Speaker 5: I am the cool dad. 255 00:11:16,520 --> 00:11:16,680 Speaker 7: You know. 256 00:11:16,760 --> 00:11:20,040 Speaker 3: So my wife is bad cop a lot of But 257 00:11:20,080 --> 00:11:22,160 Speaker 3: when when it's time for me to sort of to 258 00:11:22,240 --> 00:11:24,439 Speaker 3: come in, then you know you're done fucked up because 259 00:11:24,960 --> 00:11:25,480 Speaker 3: I come in. 260 00:11:25,720 --> 00:11:29,200 Speaker 5: You know you do fosters, Yes, I do. Yeah, they're like, 261 00:11:29,200 --> 00:11:31,720 Speaker 5: oh ship right right right? I come in. 262 00:11:31,880 --> 00:11:35,479 Speaker 3: You know, it's it's shock and awe and embarrassed. 263 00:11:36,800 --> 00:11:38,360 Speaker 5: Do you ever just like, do you limit the screen 264 00:11:38,400 --> 00:11:39,960 Speaker 5: time in your kids and things like that. I mean 265 00:11:40,000 --> 00:11:40,520 Speaker 5: I tried to. 266 00:11:40,800 --> 00:11:43,560 Speaker 3: Yeah, I tried to, but I mean they still they 267 00:11:43,600 --> 00:11:45,560 Speaker 3: gonna find a way though, too, you know what I mean? 268 00:11:46,240 --> 00:11:47,920 Speaker 5: Yes, you know, kids are smart. 269 00:11:48,000 --> 00:11:50,280 Speaker 2: And what's the craziest ship your kids have ever asked? 270 00:11:50,280 --> 00:11:50,360 Speaker 1: You? 271 00:11:51,520 --> 00:11:51,679 Speaker 8: Were? 272 00:11:51,679 --> 00:11:51,719 Speaker 10: You? 273 00:11:51,880 --> 00:11:54,120 Speaker 2: Just like, how did you even know what that was? 274 00:11:54,400 --> 00:11:56,480 Speaker 5: I don't know, Michelle? What's the craziest. 275 00:11:58,040 --> 00:11:58,480 Speaker 2: Michelle? 276 00:11:58,600 --> 00:11:59,280 Speaker 5: So beautiful? 277 00:12:03,559 --> 00:12:05,319 Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know. She comes out of my mouth. 278 00:12:05,480 --> 00:12:09,400 Speaker 3: She has no filter. So no, it's this generation. They 279 00:12:09,400 --> 00:12:12,000 Speaker 3: have no filter. My kid has no filter. 280 00:12:12,080 --> 00:12:13,840 Speaker 2: They have is on in story. 281 00:12:18,960 --> 00:12:21,560 Speaker 5: Now I can't go on. 282 00:12:23,600 --> 00:12:27,920 Speaker 2: Getting off of that for a second. You're very fashionable. 283 00:12:29,240 --> 00:12:31,719 Speaker 4: You inspired me and a lot of other black men 284 00:12:31,720 --> 00:12:35,439 Speaker 4: to wear pea coats. 285 00:12:38,679 --> 00:12:39,880 Speaker 5: I was. It was me and my crew. 286 00:12:39,880 --> 00:12:41,960 Speaker 4: We walked into the Army Navy, which was like definitely 287 00:12:42,000 --> 00:12:43,600 Speaker 4: not black territory back in the day. 288 00:12:44,000 --> 00:12:45,679 Speaker 5: They were like, we want peacoats, and guy was like, 289 00:12:46,080 --> 00:12:48,480 Speaker 5: you know, this is it. This is it man, you 290 00:12:48,559 --> 00:12:51,839 Speaker 5: know you know, So what what styles have you let go? 291 00:12:51,960 --> 00:12:53,760 Speaker 4: Have you like thrown stuff out of your closet, given 292 00:12:53,800 --> 00:12:55,360 Speaker 4: it to the Salvation Army all that stuff? 293 00:12:55,800 --> 00:12:58,640 Speaker 3: Yeah, I've let go of Also, most recently, I stopped 294 00:12:58,679 --> 00:13:02,640 Speaker 3: you know, wearing Gucci and you know, stuff like that, like, 295 00:13:02,760 --> 00:13:06,120 Speaker 3: you know, just brands that have sort of publicly been 296 00:13:06,240 --> 00:13:11,120 Speaker 3: insensitive to you know, uh, racial concerns and to the 297 00:13:11,679 --> 00:13:15,679 Speaker 3: interests of I've stopped, you know, I try not to 298 00:13:15,720 --> 00:13:19,040 Speaker 3: support those brands. And it's you know, it's a bummer 299 00:13:19,120 --> 00:13:22,000 Speaker 3: because you know, a lot of these brands I've given 300 00:13:22,160 --> 00:13:24,199 Speaker 3: very much business, and it's like what am I gonna 301 00:13:24,200 --> 00:13:24,600 Speaker 3: wear now? 302 00:13:25,120 --> 00:13:26,679 Speaker 5: But yeah, you know you figure that shit out. 303 00:13:26,920 --> 00:13:29,480 Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, as a plus size woman, it's very 304 00:13:29,559 --> 00:13:33,199 Speaker 2: easy for me to be like fuck those people on 305 00:13:33,320 --> 00:13:35,400 Speaker 2: my side in the beginning anyway. 306 00:13:35,360 --> 00:13:37,240 Speaker 9: Yeah, you know what, But yeah, I mean I think 307 00:13:37,320 --> 00:13:40,800 Speaker 9: independent artists, black owned everything, like just fucking make me 308 00:13:40,880 --> 00:13:41,520 Speaker 9: something out of linen. 309 00:13:42,720 --> 00:13:44,880 Speaker 5: You could join me in unico sometimes you want to. 310 00:13:45,440 --> 00:13:48,960 Speaker 3: But now, yeah, like I'm most like right now, find 311 00:13:49,040 --> 00:13:53,680 Speaker 3: my my fashional, my fashion freedom and in the head piece. 312 00:13:53,920 --> 00:13:56,360 Speaker 5: So I just try to keep like a fly a 313 00:13:56,440 --> 00:14:00,640 Speaker 5: fly brim on you know what I mean on a man. 314 00:14:02,080 --> 00:14:03,760 Speaker 3: No, I don't like the Nick Cannon dress cause those 315 00:14:03,800 --> 00:14:06,680 Speaker 3: are the those those are the Nana Turbanes. 316 00:14:06,760 --> 00:14:10,160 Speaker 5: That's you know that grandma. Whereas in church. But you know, 317 00:14:10,280 --> 00:14:12,520 Speaker 5: I used to have long uh, dreadlocks. 318 00:14:12,559 --> 00:14:14,520 Speaker 3: And when I have my locks, I would like wrap 319 00:14:14,600 --> 00:14:17,640 Speaker 3: my hair, you know, sort of up you know what 320 00:14:17,679 --> 00:14:20,400 Speaker 3: I'm saying. And you know I'm not mad at that, 321 00:14:20,560 --> 00:14:22,280 Speaker 3: like if it's if you wrap it, you know, like 322 00:14:22,400 --> 00:14:25,640 Speaker 3: more like sort of seek style. But I'm not really 323 00:14:25,720 --> 00:14:29,720 Speaker 3: with the you know, the ready wrapped turban scully like 324 00:14:29,840 --> 00:14:30,120 Speaker 3: I think. 325 00:14:30,280 --> 00:14:30,720 Speaker 5: I think. 326 00:14:32,880 --> 00:14:35,200 Speaker 4: You have to look good on Fallon like every single 327 00:14:36,360 --> 00:14:38,680 Speaker 4: I mean, your suits are like cut diamonds. 328 00:14:40,560 --> 00:14:43,120 Speaker 3: I mean again, you know they have people who it's 329 00:14:43,160 --> 00:14:46,280 Speaker 3: sort of their job to dress you on the shelf. 330 00:14:46,680 --> 00:14:50,120 Speaker 5: I dress myself because they try to sabotage. It's like they. 331 00:14:52,040 --> 00:14:54,400 Speaker 3: They want to get Jimmy, you know, like the Tom 332 00:14:54,520 --> 00:15:00,640 Speaker 3: Forward seat and then they want to hang his ship 333 00:15:00,720 --> 00:15:02,720 Speaker 3: on the wooden hangars and give you like this. 334 00:15:10,280 --> 00:15:12,120 Speaker 2: What do you want? What do you want most for 335 00:15:13,160 --> 00:15:16,840 Speaker 2: your children? The future, music life? What do you want most? 336 00:15:17,160 --> 00:15:18,480 Speaker 2: Like just a wish in the dark room? 337 00:15:19,200 --> 00:15:19,400 Speaker 5: You know. 338 00:15:19,760 --> 00:15:23,680 Speaker 3: I want for my children to be more fearless than 339 00:15:23,880 --> 00:15:27,440 Speaker 3: than I. Yeah, I want them to operate, you know, 340 00:15:27,640 --> 00:15:30,640 Speaker 3: in the world from a place of bravery into you know, 341 00:15:30,840 --> 00:15:31,480 Speaker 3: dare to drink. 342 00:15:31,560 --> 00:15:36,360 Speaker 2: Yes, get that are stock on not today? 343 00:15:36,520 --> 00:15:36,560 Speaker 11: That? 344 00:15:36,880 --> 00:15:40,480 Speaker 2: Okay? So what's the notebook. By the way, this is 345 00:15:40,520 --> 00:15:42,760 Speaker 2: my list, my ship list, your ship list. 346 00:15:43,800 --> 00:15:46,000 Speaker 5: It now all right. 347 00:15:46,560 --> 00:15:47,720 Speaker 2: I know who's on the ship list. 348 00:15:48,960 --> 00:15:50,120 Speaker 5: People places things. 349 00:15:50,160 --> 00:15:55,280 Speaker 3: I put this dude, Junius on my ship list because 350 00:15:55,320 --> 00:15:57,520 Speaker 3: he's he works in his restaurant in Jersey that I 351 00:15:57,640 --> 00:16:00,280 Speaker 3: go to, Okay, and I mean yeah, sometimes it gets 352 00:16:00,320 --> 00:16:03,880 Speaker 3: real specific. Junius is he's like a bouncer at this restaurant, 353 00:16:03,960 --> 00:16:06,800 Speaker 3: but he's not there at security. He's there as the 354 00:16:06,840 --> 00:16:08,920 Speaker 3: black man to tell other black men to take their 355 00:16:08,960 --> 00:16:12,440 Speaker 3: hats off. And it's like, yo, like who really cares 356 00:16:12,480 --> 00:16:13,960 Speaker 3: that I got my hat on? So he's like, you know, 357 00:16:14,000 --> 00:16:16,840 Speaker 3: you eat your dinner having from your family. Junius is 358 00:16:16,880 --> 00:16:18,840 Speaker 3: the motherfucker who's like, excuse me, brother. 359 00:16:21,400 --> 00:16:22,840 Speaker 5: I'm like, yo, I mean. 360 00:16:25,000 --> 00:16:28,840 Speaker 3: Yeah, it's yeah, Like God, who cares that my hat? 361 00:16:29,120 --> 00:16:31,880 Speaker 3: So it's just it's naughty. It's like come on, Junius, 362 00:16:32,000 --> 00:16:33,880 Speaker 3: like yeah, It's like he's gonna ask someone else. 363 00:16:34,200 --> 00:16:35,400 Speaker 5: How do you enjoy your dinner to that? 364 00:16:35,480 --> 00:16:37,360 Speaker 3: I mean, you know, it was going great until I 365 00:16:37,360 --> 00:16:40,960 Speaker 3: saw that black man with his hat on my money back. 366 00:16:40,840 --> 00:16:42,760 Speaker 5: You know what I'm saying, Like, it's just bullshit. So 367 00:16:42,920 --> 00:16:45,200 Speaker 5: I put you on the list, and I bet not 368 00:16:45,320 --> 00:16:45,680 Speaker 5: see him. 369 00:16:45,720 --> 00:16:50,000 Speaker 3: If I see Junius in a supermarket at an autobody 370 00:16:50,120 --> 00:16:53,720 Speaker 3: shot the fucking anywhere with a hat on indoors, I'm 371 00:16:53,760 --> 00:16:56,120 Speaker 3: not only smacking his hat on, knock his fucking head 372 00:16:56,560 --> 00:16:57,320 Speaker 3: officer time. 373 00:16:57,440 --> 00:17:04,080 Speaker 5: So yeah, put us my ship. So you're looking at 374 00:17:04,160 --> 00:17:07,720 Speaker 5: me like I'm sorry, man, I will relate. The mess. 375 00:17:09,720 --> 00:17:12,560 Speaker 3: Doesn't start with a Jay said, yeah, I got gienias 376 00:17:12,560 --> 00:17:15,640 Speaker 3: out there. I got your broccoli. Rob is also. 377 00:17:17,080 --> 00:17:20,200 Speaker 5: That Mothercli Rob. Yeah, motherfucker broccoli. 378 00:17:20,320 --> 00:17:22,920 Speaker 3: Rob is just bitter for no reason. It's like, why 379 00:17:22,920 --> 00:17:25,679 Speaker 3: are you bitter? Like the whole rest of the family 380 00:17:25,800 --> 00:17:26,840 Speaker 3: is sweet, you know what I mean? 381 00:17:26,920 --> 00:17:29,600 Speaker 2: People love broccoli. Rob is like an old ass comedian 382 00:17:29,640 --> 00:17:31,560 Speaker 2: that's never gotten a TV credit exactly. 383 00:17:31,680 --> 00:17:34,560 Speaker 3: Man, It's like it's just nutty, Like the whole family. 384 00:17:35,240 --> 00:17:39,720 Speaker 3: What the baby Broccolini, Yes, that's just good. Yeah, the 385 00:17:39,760 --> 00:17:44,600 Speaker 3: o G broccoli with the Afros like the cousins and 386 00:17:44,680 --> 00:17:50,800 Speaker 3: all them, like yeah proccoly mean you know, but you 387 00:17:50,880 --> 00:17:53,080 Speaker 3: could tell, you can tell, like when they have the 388 00:17:53,119 --> 00:17:55,719 Speaker 3: little family get together and ship, everybody's like, look if 389 00:17:55,840 --> 00:17:58,960 Speaker 3: Rob called, you know. 390 00:17:58,920 --> 00:18:00,920 Speaker 5: What I mean, Like wait, wait to bring the room 391 00:18:01,000 --> 00:18:01,879 Speaker 5: down right, So. 392 00:18:04,119 --> 00:18:05,000 Speaker 2: Broccoli Rob. 393 00:18:07,520 --> 00:18:08,359 Speaker 5: The funny thing was. 394 00:18:08,760 --> 00:18:10,320 Speaker 4: I mean, you're in the hip hop game. I really 395 00:18:10,440 --> 00:18:14,960 Speaker 4: taught you knew somebody named Broccoli Rob. It's like that dude, 396 00:18:15,280 --> 00:18:16,600 Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, you know what I'm saying. I got a 397 00:18:16,640 --> 00:18:20,280 Speaker 4: new EP coming out. It's called Bronckney Rob got like 398 00:18:20,359 --> 00:18:20,960 Speaker 4: five joints. 399 00:18:21,000 --> 00:18:24,800 Speaker 5: You know what I'm saying. Yeah, no, Brocoli Rob, I 400 00:18:24,840 --> 00:18:27,040 Speaker 5: got mashit ship was one more. 401 00:18:27,160 --> 00:18:29,960 Speaker 2: Now that's crazy. I wish I hated as. 402 00:18:31,119 --> 00:18:35,440 Speaker 5: Did that say? Okrah, No, No, it's opera opera got it? 403 00:18:37,720 --> 00:18:41,679 Speaker 3: Man? No, But man, you know, you know who else 404 00:18:41,720 --> 00:18:44,840 Speaker 3: I got on our list, like third party sephie takers. 405 00:18:45,520 --> 00:18:47,240 Speaker 3: Like if I see somebody on the street and they're like, 406 00:18:47,280 --> 00:18:49,080 Speaker 3: oh my god, you fucking the picture. It's like cool, 407 00:18:49,119 --> 00:18:51,040 Speaker 3: you know, I take a flick. And then somebody else 408 00:18:51,119 --> 00:18:53,879 Speaker 3: who's like not part of the equation, like you want. 409 00:18:53,760 --> 00:18:54,200 Speaker 5: Me to take that? 410 00:18:54,640 --> 00:18:58,399 Speaker 3: It's like no, good, you know what I'm saying, Like yeah, no, 411 00:18:58,680 --> 00:19:02,200 Speaker 3: Like now we're subject to your shooting schedule and shit, 412 00:19:02,720 --> 00:19:03,960 Speaker 3: you know what I mean, you trying to get the 413 00:19:04,040 --> 00:19:04,720 Speaker 3: proper lighting? 414 00:19:04,840 --> 00:19:05,639 Speaker 5: You taking up? 415 00:19:05,680 --> 00:19:07,720 Speaker 3: I took fifty who the fuck asked you to take? 416 00:19:09,600 --> 00:19:11,840 Speaker 3: It's called the selfie, not as somebody else he's like, 417 00:19:12,160 --> 00:19:12,640 Speaker 3: you know what I'm saying. 418 00:19:12,720 --> 00:19:13,600 Speaker 2: We got the phone. 419 00:19:14,240 --> 00:19:17,080 Speaker 3: The sole purpose of the phones they really made so 420 00:19:17,160 --> 00:19:19,720 Speaker 3: we could take pictures of it, like first and foremost, 421 00:19:19,880 --> 00:19:22,600 Speaker 3: not like for texting or you know, social media, like 422 00:19:22,640 --> 00:19:26,080 Speaker 3: that's all secondary. The primary purpose of the phone is 423 00:19:26,160 --> 00:19:28,159 Speaker 3: to take a self so we can see ourselves. 424 00:19:28,200 --> 00:19:30,520 Speaker 5: We got the picture. It's looking good, and then here 425 00:19:30,600 --> 00:19:32,000 Speaker 5: you come. When we take that. 426 00:19:34,440 --> 00:19:37,120 Speaker 2: I was like, they're going down on high. I was like, okay, 427 00:19:37,240 --> 00:19:40,440 Speaker 2: Nigel barkerp we got this. Okay, this is exactly America's 428 00:19:40,520 --> 00:19:43,240 Speaker 2: last top minds note never again. 429 00:19:45,240 --> 00:19:46,200 Speaker 6: That was so okay. 430 00:19:46,200 --> 00:19:47,359 Speaker 2: I'm going to read a question for you. 431 00:19:47,720 --> 00:19:48,520 Speaker 5: Okay, okay. 432 00:19:49,720 --> 00:19:52,320 Speaker 2: Useful to do couples therapy? Yes or no? 433 00:19:52,920 --> 00:20:00,800 Speaker 5: Michelle? Did you put that in there? I think it's 434 00:20:00,880 --> 00:20:03,879 Speaker 5: very easy. Yes, yes, I think it's useful. 435 00:20:03,960 --> 00:20:06,199 Speaker 9: But you know what, my husband when I bring it up, 436 00:20:06,400 --> 00:20:08,280 Speaker 9: he like acts like it's a threat, and then he 437 00:20:08,359 --> 00:20:09,960 Speaker 9: starts cleaning the room. He's like, no, no, we don't 438 00:20:09,960 --> 00:20:14,119 Speaker 9: need to go look, just clean the phone shop confrigerators. 439 00:20:14,359 --> 00:20:15,080 Speaker 5: I'm gonna be good. 440 00:20:15,359 --> 00:20:15,560 Speaker 3: Yeah. 441 00:20:17,880 --> 00:20:19,720 Speaker 2: He's like, we're fine. I'm like, but isn't it good 442 00:20:19,760 --> 00:20:21,639 Speaker 2: to He's like, oh, we got this I love you 443 00:20:21,720 --> 00:20:26,520 Speaker 2: so much. Starts like massaging my I'm just saying, if 444 00:20:26,520 --> 00:20:28,080 Speaker 2: you want to get your man to do ship. 445 00:20:32,560 --> 00:20:36,440 Speaker 6: You into therapy therapy, yeah, absolutely, I want to know 446 00:20:36,480 --> 00:20:37,160 Speaker 6: what the progress. 447 00:20:37,320 --> 00:20:40,200 Speaker 5: And you know, I more or less go there to 448 00:20:40,320 --> 00:20:42,000 Speaker 5: show them that we don't need it, you know. 449 00:20:43,480 --> 00:20:47,680 Speaker 2: Okay, last question, this is my favorite part of my life. 450 00:20:48,600 --> 00:20:52,520 Speaker 2: How do I network better? That's hard? 451 00:20:52,920 --> 00:20:53,959 Speaker 5: Yeah, that's tough, man. 452 00:20:54,080 --> 00:20:55,600 Speaker 8: I mean I'm bad at that, you know. 453 00:20:55,800 --> 00:20:58,280 Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm bad at networking too because I'm more of 454 00:20:58,320 --> 00:20:59,000 Speaker 3: an introvert. 455 00:20:59,600 --> 00:21:01,760 Speaker 5: So you just got to come out of your shell, 456 00:21:01,880 --> 00:21:02,440 Speaker 5: you know what I'm saying. 457 00:21:03,040 --> 00:21:05,119 Speaker 3: You make it a point sort of when you enter 458 00:21:05,200 --> 00:21:08,119 Speaker 3: a room to speak to two or three people who 459 00:21:08,200 --> 00:21:10,119 Speaker 3: you otherwise would't speak to, you know, like make it 460 00:21:10,200 --> 00:21:12,800 Speaker 3: a point, like a conscious sort of effort to fuck 461 00:21:12,840 --> 00:21:14,960 Speaker 3: with people outside your circumfertation. 462 00:21:16,520 --> 00:21:18,959 Speaker 2: It's like you gotta do it for at least fifteen 463 00:21:19,000 --> 00:21:20,160 Speaker 2: minutes and then. 464 00:21:20,880 --> 00:21:21,760 Speaker 5: Yeah, they don't follow you. 465 00:21:22,800 --> 00:21:24,880 Speaker 2: You gotta right up another way. 466 00:21:25,000 --> 00:21:28,680 Speaker 5: You gotta work the room. But yeah, work better. 467 00:21:29,640 --> 00:21:34,120 Speaker 6: I have to stop looking at my feet and uh god, yeah, 468 00:21:34,160 --> 00:21:34,800 Speaker 6: I'm terrible. 469 00:21:35,480 --> 00:21:39,440 Speaker 10: I used to be really into it, like I would 470 00:21:39,440 --> 00:21:41,240 Speaker 10: get cards and and follow up with people after I 471 00:21:41,320 --> 00:21:43,200 Speaker 10: met him. But you tend to meet people you don't 472 00:21:43,200 --> 00:21:44,840 Speaker 10: really need to meet and follow up people you don't 473 00:21:44,840 --> 00:21:45,639 Speaker 10: need to follow up with. 474 00:21:45,760 --> 00:21:48,000 Speaker 5: So now I do the same thing like hit two three. 475 00:21:48,000 --> 00:21:50,240 Speaker 5: People get to know the room and then just fall back. 476 00:21:50,920 --> 00:21:51,200 Speaker 12: Shit. 477 00:21:51,760 --> 00:21:52,760 Speaker 5: It's a quality game. 478 00:21:52,960 --> 00:21:53,200 Speaker 4: Yeah. 479 00:21:53,320 --> 00:21:55,560 Speaker 2: I like to networking parties for the open bar. 480 00:21:57,000 --> 00:21:58,560 Speaker 5: I like to talk to the oldest person there. 481 00:21:58,600 --> 00:22:00,720 Speaker 4: Sometimes when you talk to the oldest person and then 482 00:22:00,920 --> 00:22:04,200 Speaker 4: they'll surprise you, Like I was at this this huge 483 00:22:04,200 --> 00:22:05,440 Speaker 4: function talk to the oldest person. 484 00:22:05,680 --> 00:22:06,800 Speaker 5: I was like, so, what do you do? And the 485 00:22:06,840 --> 00:22:12,800 Speaker 5: guy was like, bro, I'm your grandfather. Yes, and that's 486 00:22:12,840 --> 00:22:15,080 Speaker 5: how I found him. I was like, grandpap pap. 487 00:22:15,480 --> 00:22:21,000 Speaker 2: It was so crazy. People, Oh my god, Well, thank 488 00:22:21,040 --> 00:22:31,760 Speaker 2: you so much for hanging out with us with the knowledge, 489 00:22:31,880 --> 00:22:37,119 Speaker 2: with the knowledge Knowledge taking up to Knowledge College you 490 00:22:37,280 --> 00:22:46,000 Speaker 2: Knowledge Knowledge, Welcome back to adult. 491 00:22:59,680 --> 00:23:02,240 Speaker 9: That was so fucking dope. Okay, So our next guest 492 00:23:02,760 --> 00:23:06,320 Speaker 9: actually works with Black Thought. Yes, keep it in the 493 00:23:06,760 --> 00:23:08,720 Speaker 9: night show and he's got a dope show that he 494 00:23:08,800 --> 00:23:09,879 Speaker 9: runs over Tuesday nights. 495 00:23:09,720 --> 00:23:11,840 Speaker 4: And he's had it for some time and it is legendary. 496 00:23:12,080 --> 00:23:14,639 Speaker 4: He also works with Jimmy Fallon. Please give it up 497 00:23:14,720 --> 00:23:15,160 Speaker 4: for set. 498 00:23:18,760 --> 00:23:27,120 Speaker 5: So good suck. Thank you, good sir, there's your mic? 499 00:23:28,320 --> 00:23:28,760 Speaker 1: Oh by? 500 00:23:30,000 --> 00:23:30,560 Speaker 11: What what? 501 00:23:31,119 --> 00:23:33,440 Speaker 1: What? What? What? What? What? 502 00:23:34,400 --> 00:23:35,520 Speaker 5: Welcome? Thank you? 503 00:23:35,840 --> 00:23:36,760 Speaker 2: Any questions for you? 504 00:23:36,960 --> 00:23:38,240 Speaker 8: Oh lord, I don't want this? 505 00:23:38,640 --> 00:23:39,520 Speaker 5: Oh you got it? 506 00:23:40,920 --> 00:23:41,560 Speaker 2: You have some news? 507 00:23:42,080 --> 00:23:42,359 Speaker 5: What's that? 508 00:23:43,040 --> 00:23:43,520 Speaker 2: You're dad? 509 00:23:43,600 --> 00:23:43,719 Speaker 12: Now? 510 00:23:43,880 --> 00:23:44,080 Speaker 7: Yeah? 511 00:23:44,080 --> 00:23:48,960 Speaker 8: I had twin girls too, twin parents. When are we 512 00:23:49,000 --> 00:23:49,560 Speaker 8: gonna swap? 513 00:23:51,200 --> 00:23:52,879 Speaker 9: I know a wife sop would be hilarious, but I 514 00:23:52,960 --> 00:23:55,040 Speaker 9: feel like I'm way too big for your apartment. 515 00:23:55,920 --> 00:23:57,520 Speaker 8: No, I thought just we'd swap one kid. 516 00:23:57,960 --> 00:24:01,240 Speaker 2: Oh no, I like him both much better. 517 00:24:01,920 --> 00:24:07,880 Speaker 12: Uh yeah, yeah, I definitely do. And it's changed, really yeah. 518 00:24:08,080 --> 00:24:11,560 Speaker 12: I had one favorite and now it's completed, the other. 519 00:24:11,480 --> 00:24:12,280 Speaker 2: One will keep changing. 520 00:24:13,080 --> 00:24:14,280 Speaker 8: Feel like change. 521 00:24:14,840 --> 00:24:16,400 Speaker 12: You're dead, I always say. And I was like, who's 522 00:24:16,440 --> 00:24:20,320 Speaker 12: gonna compete for dad in love today? Who's gonna win today? 523 00:24:22,000 --> 00:24:24,320 Speaker 12: And they don't speak englist, they don't know. 524 00:24:26,920 --> 00:24:29,680 Speaker 4: What okay? So what about your life has totally changed? 525 00:24:29,680 --> 00:24:31,400 Speaker 4: What have you drowned since having twins? 526 00:24:31,440 --> 00:24:34,040 Speaker 8: What's changed? I mean everything? 527 00:24:34,200 --> 00:24:36,159 Speaker 5: I mean everything. You just used to stay this guy, 528 00:24:36,280 --> 00:24:37,040 Speaker 5: used to stay out late. 529 00:24:37,080 --> 00:24:38,920 Speaker 8: You had a life in New York. 530 00:24:39,840 --> 00:24:40,040 Speaker 7: Yeah. 531 00:24:40,480 --> 00:24:42,159 Speaker 8: Yeah, I would go out and do shows, I go 532 00:24:42,200 --> 00:24:43,200 Speaker 8: to parties. I had friends. 533 00:24:43,320 --> 00:24:44,600 Speaker 5: Yeah, and now that's gone. 534 00:24:44,680 --> 00:24:45,600 Speaker 2: You're a social butterfly. 535 00:24:46,040 --> 00:24:49,040 Speaker 8: Yeah, I mean I go out some, but I think 536 00:24:49,080 --> 00:24:51,160 Speaker 8: it was kind of time. Oh in a way. 537 00:24:51,480 --> 00:24:53,600 Speaker 5: Yeah, and how fast you were changing diapers? 538 00:24:54,040 --> 00:24:56,040 Speaker 8: How fast am I? Oh, I'm like a ten seconds? 539 00:24:56,680 --> 00:24:56,880 Speaker 7: Wow? 540 00:24:57,160 --> 00:24:58,160 Speaker 8: Quick, quick, quick, quick? 541 00:24:58,240 --> 00:24:58,440 Speaker 5: Quick? 542 00:24:58,560 --> 00:24:58,760 Speaker 7: Really? 543 00:24:58,840 --> 00:25:01,920 Speaker 2: Oh yeah fast you I sleep. By the way, first 544 00:25:02,359 --> 00:25:04,720 Speaker 2: you introduced me. So Seth and his wife introduced me 545 00:25:04,840 --> 00:25:07,560 Speaker 2: to the night nursing of it all. So there's like 546 00:25:07,680 --> 00:25:09,680 Speaker 2: people that stay up with your babies all night and 547 00:25:09,720 --> 00:25:11,240 Speaker 2: they get a lot of fucking money. And they're not 548 00:25:11,320 --> 00:25:12,360 Speaker 2: even nurses at the time. 549 00:25:12,760 --> 00:25:13,359 Speaker 8: They're just people. 550 00:25:13,480 --> 00:25:16,119 Speaker 2: They're just people that are not gonna kill your kids, 551 00:25:16,960 --> 00:25:20,160 Speaker 2: which is what I was thinking. But it's I love 552 00:25:20,240 --> 00:25:22,920 Speaker 2: that your your wife. She's a boss ass. 553 00:25:22,760 --> 00:25:26,080 Speaker 9: Bitch, which is what you probably need because she like 554 00:25:26,280 --> 00:25:28,359 Speaker 9: kind of like thoughtfully yelled at me. 555 00:25:29,119 --> 00:25:30,800 Speaker 2: She was like, you need sleep, bitch. 556 00:25:30,760 --> 00:25:31,840 Speaker 8: Yeah, you need sleep. 557 00:25:31,920 --> 00:25:32,640 Speaker 2: Don't be a hero. 558 00:25:32,920 --> 00:25:34,120 Speaker 8: Didn't get one at first. 559 00:25:34,200 --> 00:25:35,760 Speaker 2: I know, I thought we could do. 560 00:25:35,800 --> 00:25:37,680 Speaker 9: It because my husband and I manage a lot of 561 00:25:37,960 --> 00:25:42,959 Speaker 9: dumb friends, dusty family members, we have a business. 562 00:25:44,600 --> 00:25:47,080 Speaker 2: I know, I had no idea. 563 00:25:47,680 --> 00:25:50,760 Speaker 8: Yeah, Like, like parenting is like this. 564 00:25:50,880 --> 00:25:53,280 Speaker 12: I often say, if you're in a hallway of like 565 00:25:53,359 --> 00:25:57,480 Speaker 12: an industrial building and there's a fire alarm going off 566 00:25:57,520 --> 00:25:59,600 Speaker 12: with one of those big industrial ones, and you have 567 00:25:59,720 --> 00:26:01,960 Speaker 12: to just mantle it with just the knowledge you have 568 00:26:02,119 --> 00:26:04,320 Speaker 12: with you right now and the tools you have with 569 00:26:04,440 --> 00:26:06,560 Speaker 12: you now. And you can't smash it, you can't break it, 570 00:26:07,240 --> 00:26:11,040 Speaker 12: you can't shoot it. You gotta totally dismantle this fire alarm. 571 00:26:11,119 --> 00:26:14,480 Speaker 12: And the longer you take, the louder and faster the 572 00:26:14,560 --> 00:26:19,119 Speaker 12: alarm is. And your wife, you love and she loves you, 573 00:26:20,000 --> 00:26:22,040 Speaker 12: is young. You you're doing it wrong the entire time. 574 00:26:23,440 --> 00:26:24,080 Speaker 8: That's parenting. 575 00:26:26,600 --> 00:26:29,600 Speaker 5: So who's in that's it. 576 00:26:33,640 --> 00:26:35,200 Speaker 8: But we we had such an a race. So the 577 00:26:35,240 --> 00:26:36,639 Speaker 8: first one left and then we have. 578 00:26:36,880 --> 00:26:38,720 Speaker 12: We had three days where we were just trying to 579 00:26:38,760 --> 00:26:40,640 Speaker 12: do it ourselves, and it was the worst three days 580 00:26:40,640 --> 00:26:41,080 Speaker 12: of our lives. 581 00:26:41,119 --> 00:26:43,840 Speaker 2: That's a lot. It feels like I'm in a constant 582 00:26:43,920 --> 00:26:45,520 Speaker 2: panic room with my husband and we don't know how 583 00:26:45,560 --> 00:26:45,920 Speaker 2: to get out. 584 00:26:46,040 --> 00:26:48,240 Speaker 8: Yeah, exactly, do it like this, He's like, do it 585 00:26:48,359 --> 00:26:48,560 Speaker 8: like that. 586 00:26:48,680 --> 00:26:50,880 Speaker 2: I'm like, I don't know what. Now we're better. 587 00:26:51,880 --> 00:26:52,640 Speaker 8: It takes a few months. 588 00:26:52,760 --> 00:26:56,080 Speaker 4: Yeah, Twins, it's like two children. It's insane. It's like 589 00:26:56,160 --> 00:26:59,440 Speaker 4: two children. Twins is like two children. It's almost like two. 590 00:26:59,520 --> 00:26:59,960 Speaker 5: It's almost. 591 00:27:01,160 --> 00:27:03,359 Speaker 8: I always often I have a lot of friends who 592 00:27:03,400 --> 00:27:05,000 Speaker 8: having kids now and like they have one kid. I'm like, 593 00:27:05,119 --> 00:27:07,080 Speaker 8: you're not really parenting. You have one kid. I know, 594 00:27:07,359 --> 00:27:08,920 Speaker 8: it's like a hobby. It's like a hobby for you. 595 00:27:09,080 --> 00:27:11,960 Speaker 5: You have a you have a litter, litter. 596 00:27:12,240 --> 00:27:15,560 Speaker 2: Yeah, you have a grown group. Girl, you have a 597 00:27:15,600 --> 00:27:18,280 Speaker 2: girl group. What's your biggest fear for them growing up 598 00:27:18,359 --> 00:27:20,360 Speaker 2: in this crazy I mean. 599 00:27:20,280 --> 00:27:20,840 Speaker 8: There's so many. 600 00:27:20,920 --> 00:27:23,960 Speaker 12: I've learned to have so many fears, Like each stage 601 00:27:24,040 --> 00:27:26,080 Speaker 12: of their life, I have a new worry about, Like 602 00:27:26,160 --> 00:27:27,320 Speaker 12: and they haven't even gotten there yet. 603 00:27:27,320 --> 00:27:29,800 Speaker 8: There's six months, so you know, and I'm. 604 00:27:29,640 --> 00:27:32,560 Speaker 12: Already worried about like like physical stuff like where are 605 00:27:32,560 --> 00:27:34,280 Speaker 12: they going to hit their head on this or fall 606 00:27:34,320 --> 00:27:36,359 Speaker 12: over in this or like well I'm gonna drop them 607 00:27:36,359 --> 00:27:37,600 Speaker 12: because they're geting heavy and I know I'm going to 608 00:27:37,680 --> 00:27:39,400 Speaker 12: drop one at some point. It's just a matter when 609 00:27:39,560 --> 00:27:43,359 Speaker 12: have you baby the apartment or no, baboo the apartment 610 00:27:43,440 --> 00:27:45,520 Speaker 12: is like me saying don't touch that to a six 611 00:27:45,600 --> 00:27:45,960 Speaker 12: month old. 612 00:27:45,960 --> 00:27:47,080 Speaker 8: That's the baby proofing I've done. 613 00:27:47,480 --> 00:27:49,680 Speaker 5: Yeah you haven't plugged the sockets? 614 00:27:50,200 --> 00:27:50,240 Speaker 2: No? 615 00:27:50,720 --> 00:27:55,320 Speaker 5: No, okay, okay, okay, yeah. 616 00:27:55,240 --> 00:27:58,040 Speaker 2: Don't judge when you're a new parent. These motherfuckers judged 617 00:27:58,119 --> 00:28:00,400 Speaker 2: so hard, right that have like a five old They're 618 00:28:00,480 --> 00:28:02,960 Speaker 2: like like, as if they know everything. I'm like, excuse me, 619 00:28:03,040 --> 00:28:05,440 Speaker 2: doctor Phil, give me a fucking second. You didn't know 620 00:28:05,520 --> 00:28:06,120 Speaker 2: everything either. 621 00:28:06,560 --> 00:28:13,240 Speaker 6: I didn't, but I do now and it feels so good. 622 00:28:14,560 --> 00:28:14,920 Speaker 6: You should. 623 00:28:15,040 --> 00:28:16,040 Speaker 5: You should plug the plugs. 624 00:28:16,080 --> 00:28:17,919 Speaker 8: Okay, plug the plugs. 625 00:28:18,240 --> 00:28:20,160 Speaker 2: Yeah, what do you want your girls to get into 626 00:28:20,200 --> 00:28:22,840 Speaker 2: comedy or the Hollywood life of it all? 627 00:28:24,600 --> 00:28:25,879 Speaker 5: Sure you could hook them up. 628 00:28:25,920 --> 00:28:30,520 Speaker 8: I mean yeah, I would hook them up. Your wife 629 00:28:30,600 --> 00:28:31,000 Speaker 8: is Indian? 630 00:28:32,200 --> 00:28:33,960 Speaker 2: Your wife is Indian? 631 00:28:34,080 --> 00:28:34,640 Speaker 8: Are you Indian? 632 00:28:34,840 --> 00:28:37,040 Speaker 2: Are you guys the only interracial relationship in your family? 633 00:28:38,800 --> 00:28:42,600 Speaker 2: I don't know, uh, because your kids, like your kids 634 00:28:42,640 --> 00:28:43,800 Speaker 2: look like cute little nor Joe. 635 00:28:46,840 --> 00:28:50,000 Speaker 9: And for me, I am the only interracial relationship in 636 00:28:50,120 --> 00:28:53,160 Speaker 9: my very Dutch in law family. So our babies don't 637 00:28:53,160 --> 00:28:56,760 Speaker 9: look like everybody else's babies, and so you know, it's 638 00:28:56,840 --> 00:28:59,240 Speaker 9: a thing when they look at the babies they're like, oh, look, 639 00:28:59,320 --> 00:28:59,960 Speaker 9: the hair's curl. 640 00:29:00,080 --> 00:29:03,520 Speaker 2: I'm like, yeah, bitch, yeah, because MoMA got curly ham 641 00:29:05,360 --> 00:29:09,040 Speaker 2: full lips. Yeah, motherfucker, yeah yeah yeah yeah. 642 00:29:09,160 --> 00:29:12,880 Speaker 12: On my side of the family, I think so there's 643 00:29:13,000 --> 00:29:15,520 Speaker 12: all my my brother married an Irish girl. If that 644 00:29:15,600 --> 00:29:19,040 Speaker 12: counts as integrated show, well, it's our family, it does. 645 00:29:19,200 --> 00:29:23,080 Speaker 4: That's a that's an interesting that's an intersection of cultures. 646 00:29:23,840 --> 00:29:27,360 Speaker 2: Oh my god, thank you, Montel William Yeah, exactly. 647 00:29:27,720 --> 00:29:29,360 Speaker 8: That's the first thing he learned it brown. 648 00:29:31,400 --> 00:29:35,800 Speaker 5: No, that's the second thing. I don't even know. 649 00:29:36,120 --> 00:29:38,560 Speaker 2: I can't have you thought about how you want to 650 00:29:38,560 --> 00:29:39,160 Speaker 2: discipline them? 651 00:29:39,520 --> 00:29:42,160 Speaker 8: How am I gonna discipline the girls. I don't want 652 00:29:42,160 --> 00:29:44,720 Speaker 8: to discipline them. I already were already at a point 653 00:29:44,720 --> 00:29:46,680 Speaker 8: where like, I let him do whatever they want. I'll 654 00:29:46,720 --> 00:29:49,360 Speaker 8: put it. Let me let me give you an example. 655 00:29:49,960 --> 00:29:51,240 Speaker 2: Hired, and let me give you. 656 00:29:51,360 --> 00:29:54,160 Speaker 12: Let me give an example. Before we had twins, we 657 00:29:54,280 --> 00:29:57,120 Speaker 12: had a cat. Okay, we love this cat, and the 658 00:29:57,240 --> 00:29:59,640 Speaker 12: cat loved being on the table, like the dining room table, 659 00:30:00,080 --> 00:30:02,760 Speaker 12: stretching out. My wife's like, nope, cat cannot be on 660 00:30:02,800 --> 00:30:04,640 Speaker 12: the table. Cannot be on the table. There's cat hair 661 00:30:04,680 --> 00:30:05,720 Speaker 12: everywhere over where we eat. 662 00:30:05,760 --> 00:30:07,560 Speaker 8: You can't do that. So she would leave and the 663 00:30:07,600 --> 00:30:08,920 Speaker 8: cat would get up on the table. 664 00:30:08,680 --> 00:30:10,360 Speaker 12: While I was working, and I would just let the 665 00:30:10,440 --> 00:30:13,680 Speaker 12: cat just stretch out, just be all like languid. And 666 00:30:13,800 --> 00:30:17,880 Speaker 12: then there's marble hallways where we live, and she can 667 00:30:17,960 --> 00:30:20,240 Speaker 12: hear everyone walking down the hallway. So the cat would 668 00:30:20,400 --> 00:30:21,920 Speaker 12: would hear someone walked to the hall of the cat 669 00:30:21,960 --> 00:30:23,400 Speaker 12: put the head up and see if it was my 670 00:30:23,400 --> 00:30:26,080 Speaker 12: wife because he knew this. She knew the steps, the 671 00:30:26,160 --> 00:30:28,480 Speaker 12: sound of the steps. Yeah, so the cat would book 672 00:30:28,480 --> 00:30:29,680 Speaker 12: her head up. It wasn't how she could go back 673 00:30:29,680 --> 00:30:32,400 Speaker 12: to sleep. And then once it was her she knew 674 00:30:32,440 --> 00:30:35,480 Speaker 12: the steps, she'd look at me with a look of fear, like, 675 00:30:35,560 --> 00:30:35,760 Speaker 12: oh my. 676 00:30:35,760 --> 00:30:36,240 Speaker 5: God, I'm caught. 677 00:30:36,280 --> 00:30:37,080 Speaker 8: I'm on the table, I'm caught. 678 00:30:37,080 --> 00:30:37,440 Speaker 5: What do I do? 679 00:30:37,600 --> 00:30:38,080 Speaker 7: What do I do? 680 00:30:38,200 --> 00:30:38,959 Speaker 5: How does this end? 681 00:30:39,400 --> 00:30:40,480 Speaker 8: Like a look of fear. 682 00:30:40,640 --> 00:30:42,320 Speaker 12: Every time she knew it was her, and then she'd 683 00:30:42,320 --> 00:30:44,080 Speaker 12: get a light bulb. She'd be like, oh my god, 684 00:30:44,120 --> 00:30:45,840 Speaker 12: I got I got it. I'm gonna jump off the table. 685 00:30:46,040 --> 00:30:46,400 Speaker 12: I got it. 686 00:30:46,440 --> 00:30:47,120 Speaker 6: I figured it out. 687 00:30:47,280 --> 00:30:48,000 Speaker 8: I figured it out. 688 00:30:48,800 --> 00:30:51,680 Speaker 12: So the cat would figure it out, jump off the 689 00:30:51,720 --> 00:30:53,640 Speaker 12: table as the key was going going in the door, 690 00:30:53,920 --> 00:30:55,440 Speaker 12: and then it would per its way over to the 691 00:30:55,480 --> 00:30:56,120 Speaker 12: front door, like. 692 00:30:56,200 --> 00:30:58,440 Speaker 8: Hi, mom, how are you going to see you? And 693 00:30:58,560 --> 00:30:59,680 Speaker 8: she'd be like, oh, good to see you. 694 00:30:59,720 --> 00:31:00,200 Speaker 5: How are you? 695 00:31:00,320 --> 00:31:01,560 Speaker 8: You had no aready sit on the table The last 696 00:31:01,600 --> 00:31:03,120 Speaker 8: four hours that. 697 00:31:03,280 --> 00:31:03,920 Speaker 5: Is the kind of father. 698 00:31:08,360 --> 00:31:10,600 Speaker 2: I have never been so invested in a cat story. 699 00:31:12,120 --> 00:31:12,440 Speaker 5: It was. 700 00:31:14,640 --> 00:31:14,840 Speaker 3: With you. 701 00:31:15,160 --> 00:31:16,960 Speaker 8: The look of pure feared cat. 702 00:31:17,120 --> 00:31:21,760 Speaker 2: Yeah, this cat sounds like single white female. This cat's journey. Okay. 703 00:31:22,080 --> 00:31:25,600 Speaker 2: So in closing, Lord, you've done the most adult thing 704 00:31:25,720 --> 00:31:28,960 Speaker 2: by being responsible for two little lives. 705 00:31:29,200 --> 00:31:31,120 Speaker 8: It's that's the most adult jump in my life. 706 00:31:31,200 --> 00:31:31,440 Speaker 7: It is. 707 00:31:31,560 --> 00:31:33,440 Speaker 2: But like now you it's time to embrace your in 708 00:31:33,520 --> 00:31:36,840 Speaker 2: a child to like balance that ship out. What what 709 00:31:36,960 --> 00:31:38,440 Speaker 2: do you want to do for yourself this year? 710 00:31:38,520 --> 00:31:39,680 Speaker 5: That's just like yourself. 711 00:31:39,920 --> 00:31:41,600 Speaker 2: Yeah, and don't say manicure. Pedicure. 712 00:31:42,240 --> 00:31:45,400 Speaker 8: I had one for the first time. The show paid 713 00:31:45,480 --> 00:31:47,000 Speaker 8: for it. I did a bit on Sight Show where 714 00:31:47,000 --> 00:31:48,520 Speaker 8: I had to show my feet and they paid for me. 715 00:31:49,200 --> 00:31:49,680 Speaker 2: Please do this. 716 00:31:49,760 --> 00:31:51,280 Speaker 12: I guess they're like, your feet are so gross. You 717 00:31:51,360 --> 00:31:53,160 Speaker 12: got to go next morning and get this stuff worked. 718 00:31:54,640 --> 00:31:57,640 Speaker 12: Like this is network networktevision. We can't be shown whatever 719 00:31:57,680 --> 00:31:59,880 Speaker 12: that is. What am I going to do for myself? 720 00:32:00,640 --> 00:32:01,960 Speaker 12: Oh my god, that's a great question. 721 00:32:01,960 --> 00:32:04,240 Speaker 6: It's hard when you're a parent because you're thinking about 722 00:32:04,360 --> 00:32:04,880 Speaker 6: another life. 723 00:32:04,960 --> 00:32:07,040 Speaker 2: Yeah, when you live in the city, because you can't 724 00:32:07,120 --> 00:32:09,720 Speaker 2: have a dad cave, you have like a bathroom in 725 00:32:09,760 --> 00:32:11,360 Speaker 2: the sense that if you. 726 00:32:11,440 --> 00:32:13,160 Speaker 8: Had that, if that half a bathroom? 727 00:32:13,240 --> 00:32:13,560 Speaker 5: I read. 728 00:32:13,600 --> 00:32:16,320 Speaker 4: I read an article, well more of a headline, but 729 00:32:16,480 --> 00:32:20,280 Speaker 4: it said that, uh, dad spend like on average, spend 730 00:32:20,400 --> 00:32:22,320 Speaker 4: like twice as much time in the bathroom just to 731 00:32:22,360 --> 00:32:23,520 Speaker 4: get away from their families. 732 00:32:23,680 --> 00:32:25,120 Speaker 8: Oh true, that's true. 733 00:32:24,960 --> 00:32:28,120 Speaker 2: For mom too. I understand why people take reading material 734 00:32:28,160 --> 00:32:30,160 Speaker 2: in the bathroom. I thought that was gross, but now 735 00:32:30,160 --> 00:32:31,880 Speaker 2: I'm just like sending emails. 736 00:32:32,160 --> 00:32:33,760 Speaker 8: Oh yeah, every time. 737 00:32:33,800 --> 00:32:35,720 Speaker 12: We need something, I will volunteer to run out of 738 00:32:35,760 --> 00:32:37,400 Speaker 12: the house and buy it, just to get out of 739 00:32:37,440 --> 00:32:39,120 Speaker 12: the house and go do something for a bit. 740 00:32:39,680 --> 00:32:41,880 Speaker 8: What I want to do is just more time alone. 741 00:32:42,640 --> 00:32:44,920 Speaker 8: That's what I'm gonna do for myself. Is that crazy? 742 00:32:44,960 --> 00:32:45,400 Speaker 5: Ago? 743 00:32:45,640 --> 00:32:47,960 Speaker 2: Go camping by yourself days and forty nights. 744 00:32:48,120 --> 00:32:50,200 Speaker 12: Yeah, you got it, I'm gonna do. I'm gonna book 745 00:32:50,200 --> 00:32:51,640 Speaker 12: some more shows on the road and be like see 746 00:32:51,680 --> 00:32:52,360 Speaker 12: you guys in a day? 747 00:32:53,120 --> 00:32:53,560 Speaker 3: Is that me? 748 00:32:53,680 --> 00:32:55,400 Speaker 8: And is that just too honest that you guys too 749 00:32:55,440 --> 00:32:55,880 Speaker 8: honest for that? 750 00:32:56,640 --> 00:33:00,400 Speaker 6: Let's ask this who has kids exactly us? 751 00:33:01,800 --> 00:33:03,880 Speaker 8: They wouldn't be here if they did. 752 00:33:05,160 --> 00:33:05,720 Speaker 2: That's true. 753 00:33:07,040 --> 00:33:08,040 Speaker 6: I start talking about it. 754 00:33:11,760 --> 00:33:25,520 Speaker 5: I love it. Welcome back to adult. 755 00:33:36,840 --> 00:33:40,680 Speaker 4: Are you guys now scared off from like having babies. No, 756 00:33:41,680 --> 00:33:44,880 Speaker 4: who is not gonna have a baby. That's right, that's BK. 757 00:33:45,280 --> 00:33:49,600 Speaker 4: That's BKA. That's BK. Who's gonna have a baby? Yes, 758 00:33:49,920 --> 00:33:54,520 Speaker 4: are you gonna name him something like Zerxes, Jerrolaman or 759 00:33:54,600 --> 00:33:55,400 Speaker 4: some shit like that. 760 00:33:56,520 --> 00:33:58,719 Speaker 5: No, you have that baby? You have that Brooklyn baby. 761 00:33:59,480 --> 00:34:00,200 Speaker 5: A fucking of it. 762 00:34:00,360 --> 00:34:00,880 Speaker 2: What's the question? 763 00:34:00,960 --> 00:34:02,080 Speaker 5: Okay, let's ask some more questions. 764 00:34:02,080 --> 00:34:04,120 Speaker 2: Sorry, what age do you need to have your own 765 00:34:04,160 --> 00:34:05,120 Speaker 2: Netflix password? 766 00:34:07,000 --> 00:34:07,880 Speaker 3: What this? 767 00:34:09,080 --> 00:34:09,120 Speaker 11: No? 768 00:34:09,320 --> 00:34:10,279 Speaker 2: This is a loaded question. 769 00:34:10,480 --> 00:34:11,239 Speaker 3: No, no, no. 770 00:34:12,000 --> 00:34:15,360 Speaker 2: I gave my mom mine because she's so confused she 771 00:34:15,560 --> 00:34:16,920 Speaker 2: cannot remember anything. 772 00:34:17,120 --> 00:34:20,960 Speaker 4: I hate everyone because I have I have Netflix. I 773 00:34:21,040 --> 00:34:22,759 Speaker 4: went on Netflix last night and I was like, oh, 774 00:34:22,840 --> 00:34:23,520 Speaker 4: there's too many. 775 00:34:24,000 --> 00:34:24,680 Speaker 5: Too many people have. 776 00:34:24,800 --> 00:34:26,279 Speaker 6: Used your Netflix password. 777 00:34:27,040 --> 00:34:30,359 Speaker 4: My family has done stole my password and I can't 778 00:34:30,400 --> 00:34:31,200 Speaker 4: get on Netflix. 779 00:34:31,480 --> 00:34:34,279 Speaker 5: I'm the one paying all the goddamn money every month. 780 00:34:34,840 --> 00:34:36,319 Speaker 6: Yeah, it's a I. 781 00:34:36,400 --> 00:34:38,040 Speaker 2: Hate all of them, So I just love What do 782 00:34:38,120 --> 00:34:40,520 Speaker 2: you sound like a nerdy Barack Obama? 783 00:34:41,960 --> 00:34:42,560 Speaker 6: I can't go. 784 00:34:43,200 --> 00:34:43,239 Speaker 1: No. 785 00:34:43,560 --> 00:34:48,520 Speaker 5: I paid for I paid for the service. I deserve 786 00:34:48,600 --> 00:34:50,120 Speaker 5: the service. I believe. 787 00:34:50,480 --> 00:34:59,439 Speaker 7: I believe in a single pair system up to a point, 788 00:34:59,560 --> 00:35:03,560 Speaker 7: up to a it. Don't punish my success. 789 00:35:07,400 --> 00:35:08,840 Speaker 2: Than you can with you. 790 00:35:09,840 --> 00:35:13,560 Speaker 4: All right, Wow, how to jump start a car when 791 00:35:13,560 --> 00:35:16,400 Speaker 4: it's out of battery? This sounds like a actual kind 792 00:35:16,440 --> 00:35:17,600 Speaker 4: of now type situation. 793 00:35:18,560 --> 00:35:29,359 Speaker 2: Yeah, well, like anybody, can anybody help this person? Pos man, 794 00:35:29,480 --> 00:35:31,560 Speaker 2: Triple A. Triple A is like the best, like twenty 795 00:35:31,640 --> 00:35:32,720 Speaker 2: dollars you'll fucking spend. 796 00:35:32,840 --> 00:35:35,920 Speaker 6: Yeah, they're like, they're like, yeah, I don't have triple A. 797 00:35:36,480 --> 00:35:37,600 Speaker 5: I think the person doesn't have it. 798 00:35:37,680 --> 00:35:42,000 Speaker 4: But next time, definitely have triple A before this situation arises, 799 00:35:42,040 --> 00:35:43,479 Speaker 4: because they will give you a free jump start. 800 00:35:50,080 --> 00:35:51,000 Speaker 5: Very nice, that's great. 801 00:35:52,040 --> 00:35:54,960 Speaker 4: Who is this person with a very specific problem that 802 00:35:55,239 --> 00:35:59,920 Speaker 4: took their radley ass car to this show that's been 803 00:36:00,120 --> 00:36:01,600 Speaker 4: held together by gum and hope. 804 00:36:03,360 --> 00:36:04,319 Speaker 5: I think that's really great. 805 00:36:04,440 --> 00:36:06,800 Speaker 4: You can do that, but remember positive to negative, negative 806 00:36:06,800 --> 00:36:09,239 Speaker 4: to positive, So it's like when you jumpstart a car. 807 00:36:09,840 --> 00:36:10,120 Speaker 1: Thank you? 808 00:36:10,480 --> 00:36:16,480 Speaker 6: These glasses come off, bitch, all right, you're so stupid. 809 00:36:17,640 --> 00:36:21,400 Speaker 2: Dating apps are trash, but I'm shy around strangers. Any advice, 810 00:36:21,440 --> 00:36:22,720 Speaker 2: I'm meeting people in real life. 811 00:36:22,960 --> 00:36:27,960 Speaker 11: Oh, I rl coffee shops. Coffee shops are the best 812 00:36:28,000 --> 00:36:33,040 Speaker 11: place to meet people, you know. I what's the password? 813 00:36:34,080 --> 00:36:38,320 Speaker 2: Ooh, someone's watched you on Netflix? 814 00:36:40,200 --> 00:36:45,120 Speaker 5: Hello? Sup, I've been caught all right. 815 00:36:45,960 --> 00:36:48,120 Speaker 2: You know, it's really fun if you like see a stranger, 816 00:36:49,239 --> 00:36:51,600 Speaker 2: either on the street or like at a party or something. 817 00:36:52,040 --> 00:36:56,680 Speaker 2: I think complimenting somebody on what they're wearing is dope, like, oh, 818 00:36:56,719 --> 00:37:01,160 Speaker 2: where'd you get those shoes? They've done your marriage. 819 00:37:01,160 --> 00:37:03,279 Speaker 5: I think that's really great for a nerd like me. 820 00:37:03,440 --> 00:37:05,960 Speaker 4: If somebody complimented me, I would probably fall down like 821 00:37:06,040 --> 00:37:07,080 Speaker 4: the bodega. 822 00:37:06,719 --> 00:37:07,759 Speaker 7: Gret just be like. 823 00:37:12,320 --> 00:37:16,520 Speaker 5: Like a host in West World, walk through a plate 824 00:37:16,560 --> 00:37:18,279 Speaker 5: glass window. That would be it for me. 825 00:37:18,560 --> 00:37:21,600 Speaker 6: Oh god, no, yeah, yes. 826 00:37:21,719 --> 00:37:24,520 Speaker 4: Don't talk to anybody on the train. Don't don't talk 827 00:37:24,520 --> 00:37:29,120 Speaker 4: to anybody on the platform. Sorry, no, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope. 828 00:37:29,200 --> 00:37:31,160 Speaker 2: Oh my god. I was just in a movie where 829 00:37:31,200 --> 00:37:33,200 Speaker 2: I was supposed to be talking to somebody on the platform. 830 00:37:36,400 --> 00:37:40,200 Speaker 2: I loved it. Now everybody talks about the fucking platform. 831 00:37:41,000 --> 00:37:43,000 Speaker 2: I can't tell you how many times I've been on 832 00:37:43,080 --> 00:37:45,560 Speaker 2: the fucking platform and somebody has been like, I got 833 00:37:45,560 --> 00:37:46,680 Speaker 2: a pretty take bench. 834 00:37:46,760 --> 00:37:50,480 Speaker 9: I'm like, yes, you do, it's wonderful, Or like I 835 00:37:50,560 --> 00:37:52,640 Speaker 9: was walking I would I just did shows some Virginia 836 00:37:52,680 --> 00:37:55,200 Speaker 9: this weekend and I was walking to my hotel. 837 00:37:55,360 --> 00:37:58,520 Speaker 2: Someone from the cargoes. Nobody wants to say, Yo, dick 838 00:37:58,840 --> 00:38:05,640 Speaker 2: shot up. You guys are fucking amazing. Thank you for 839 00:38:05,760 --> 00:38:06,399 Speaker 2: coming and being. 840 00:38:06,360 --> 00:38:07,000 Speaker 5: Part of the show. 841 00:38:07,880 --> 00:38:18,080 Speaker 2: Enjoy each other and were connors. This was such a 842 00:38:18,160 --> 00:38:20,920 Speaker 2: fun show. We had Seth Herzog and Black Thought and 843 00:38:20,960 --> 00:38:22,160 Speaker 2: they join us to share. 844 00:38:22,000 --> 00:38:24,319 Speaker 5: Their stories and their shit lists. 845 00:38:24,320 --> 00:38:26,640 Speaker 2: Oh my god, shit list was so good. Do not 846 00:38:26,840 --> 00:38:29,000 Speaker 2: tell an attractive black man to take his hat off 847 00:38:29,080 --> 00:38:30,800 Speaker 2: in a Dina Oh no No. 848 00:38:30,920 --> 00:38:34,160 Speaker 1: Adulting was produced by Blakeney Schick oh Delia Rubin. The 849 00:38:34,200 --> 00:38:39,920 Speaker 1: Adulting team includes joannas Alatar, Paula Schumann, Joe Klord, Keegan Zemma, Arianetrudel, 850 00:38:40,040 --> 00:38:42,400 Speaker 1: and Chase Colpon, and the live show is produced by 851 00:38:42,480 --> 00:38:43,280 Speaker 1: Christian Banda. 852 00:38:43,760 --> 00:38:46,720 Speaker 2: Our theme music is produced by Isaac Jones, with additional 853 00:38:46,800 --> 00:38:48,800 Speaker 2: music by DJ don Willal. 854 00:38:49,040 --> 00:38:49,880 Speaker 5: Did you like this episode? 855 00:38:49,880 --> 00:38:50,080 Speaker 2: Did you? 856 00:38:50,120 --> 00:38:50,320 Speaker 5: Did you? 857 00:38:50,400 --> 00:38:52,000 Speaker 6: Did you please rate us like this? 858 00:38:52,320 --> 00:38:52,520 Speaker 3: Yes? 859 00:38:52,640 --> 00:38:55,000 Speaker 2: Write a review. It's like a big tit bey beer hawk, 860 00:38:55,080 --> 00:38:56,520 Speaker 2: but like on the internet. 861 00:38:58,040 --> 00:39:01,160 Speaker 1: Yeah, and subscribe wherever you get your podcast so you 862 00:39:01,239 --> 00:39:02,520 Speaker 1: don't miss our next episode. 863 00:39:02,840 --> 00:39:05,360 Speaker 2: Subscribe wherever you get your podcasts and don't miss the 864 00:39:05,520 --> 00:39:06,600 Speaker 2: next episode. 865 00:39:07,480 --> 00:39:09,440 Speaker 5: And you know what, grow up, do the right thing. 866 00:39:09,680 --> 00:39:11,600 Speaker 5: Wash all your laundry cold, save the planet. 867 00:39:11,719 --> 00:39:14,520 Speaker 1: Thanks a lot, y'all be a stewart for this world.