WEBVTT - I Threw Up at Your Party

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<v Speaker 2>Don't answer the phone. Elvis durand Elvis Duran phone tap Garrett, Yes,

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<v Speaker 2>it's your phone tap today. What's it all about? All right?

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<v Speaker 4>Hunter wanted to play a phone tap on his friend

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<v Speaker 4>Madeline Now Madeleine. We recently had some people over and

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<v Speaker 4>had a party at her apartment, and some people showed

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<v Speaker 4>up that she didn't know. So I'm going to play

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<v Speaker 4>one of those people that she didn't know, and I

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<v Speaker 4>just so happened to throw up in her house.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh good, okay, perfect, We'll see what happened to Garrett's

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<v Speaker 2>phone tap? Hi, Madeline, Yeah, this is Toddrick.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know Toadrick. Where are you calling them?

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<v Speaker 5>I was actually at your house last week with Sam

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<v Speaker 5>and Rob and a bunch of other people too, for

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<v Speaker 5>your party.

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<v Speaker 1>Listen, I'm at work right now. I'm not help you

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<v Speaker 1>with something.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, I just want to make sure you got my

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<v Speaker 5>fifty dollars Venmo that I sent over to you the

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<v Speaker 5>other day.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you didn't pay your name or anything. Why did

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<v Speaker 1>you send me fifty dollars?

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<v Speaker 5>I thought you knew I was the guy that threw

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<v Speaker 5>up in your closet.

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<v Speaker 1>Are you serious? You didn't just throw up in my closet.

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<v Speaker 1>You threw up in a pair of shoes.

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<v Speaker 5>Wow. Yeah, yeah, Well I hope the fifty dollars will

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<v Speaker 5>cover it it.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, that's not nearly enough. I just don't unders know

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<v Speaker 1>why you didn't say anything at the party, Like who

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<v Speaker 1>just leaves after they vomit in somebody's closet in their shoes.

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<v Speaker 2>I guess I had too many, But lights.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't worry about it.

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<v Speaker 2>I got before you go.

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<v Speaker 5>I know you're busy, and since I have you on

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<v Speaker 5>the phone, I had a really great time. We really

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<v Speaker 5>didn't talk, but I would really like to get to

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<v Speaker 5>know you.

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<v Speaker 2>Would you like to go out sometimes?

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<v Speaker 1>You threw up in my closet? Are you serious?

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<v Speaker 2>I thought we were past that.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know you, and you threw up in my

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<v Speaker 1>closet it Jesus.

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<v Speaker 5>On a scale of one to ten, what are my

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<v Speaker 5>chances of possibly getting a.

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<v Speaker 2>Date with you?

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<v Speaker 1>I gotta go. I'll talk to you later.

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<v Speaker 2>Hound Are you there?

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<v Speaker 4>Yes?

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<v Speaker 2>I think I freaked her out just a little bit.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, she's a little weird.

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<v Speaker 5>Let's let her settle in with that just for a minute,

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<v Speaker 5>and I'll have you call her back and let's let's

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<v Speaker 5>just egger on just a little bit more.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, Okay, Hello, I just got the weirdest phone call.

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<v Speaker 1>What happened? Remember those GOI shories? I got ruined and

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<v Speaker 1>my party was someone's vomited all over them. Uh huh,

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<v Speaker 1>welcome guy just called my phone to ask me out

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<v Speaker 1>on a date.

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<v Speaker 2>Like what, It's really sweet of him to like own

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<v Speaker 2>up to it and then like ask you out.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like, Oh, she's just disgusting, Like are you seriously

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<v Speaker 1>just going to think it's hard for guys to ask

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<v Speaker 1>girls out on dates? And I think I don't know

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<v Speaker 1>what I'm going to date with this guy under no

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<v Speaker 1>certain stands.

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<v Speaker 2>He's a loser, I know, but like, like, what will

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<v Speaker 2>you really like in a place to be judging?

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<v Speaker 1>Right now? You had sexy guy in the Taco Bell

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<v Speaker 1>parking lot, like six years Oh my god, yeah, six

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<v Speaker 1>years ago. Let it go.

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<v Speaker 2>Hey, Madeline, Hello, Madeline, it's actually uh Toadred.

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<v Speaker 5>What's up?

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<v Speaker 1>How are you on my line again?

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<v Speaker 5>No, Madeline, Actually my name is actually Garrett from Elvis

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<v Speaker 5>Durant in the Morning Show, and you just got phone tapped.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, Oh my god, Hunter, Hunter, Oh my god,

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<v Speaker 1>you made me relive that

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<v Speaker 4>Holey Elvis Durant's phone tap.