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Speaker 1: The Laundronauts is a production of My heart Radio. This

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Speaker 1: is what we remember and remember, this is what it

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Speaker 1: sounded like. What we couldn't hear, we made up. The

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Speaker 1: rest of it is ultrue. You are giving me such

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Speaker 1: a headache. Excuse me, ma'am, how do you vot? Giant

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Speaker 1: boy the elderly man, he were wondering if he hello, am,

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Speaker 1: I laid for my own funeral A thousand pardons, a truck, us, toilette,

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Speaker 1: and proper evacuation were in dire me, sir, ma'am. Children

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Speaker 1: all well in the wild wooly world. Taken me how

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Speaker 1: and we fair? We're a first. Longed on our challenge, children,

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Speaker 1: and get a lick of sleep, Sir. I can't remember

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Speaker 1: anything for my dreams, and I'm exhausted. Well, we don't

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Speaker 1: always succeed on our first attempts, little ones. The two

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Speaker 1: tests of characters. Whether we have the resolve to continue

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Speaker 1: on in the face of that failure? Yes? Yes, now donight?

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Speaker 1: If while you sleep, tell yourself that you didn't see

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Speaker 1: anything strange in your dream the slightest operation. Perhaps the

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Speaker 1: dog is weak, cherry kool aid is raining from the sky.

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Speaker 1: Tell yourself you will notice disapperation, and by noticing, will

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Speaker 1: remind yourself that you're dreaming. In that moment, you'll become lucid.

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Speaker 1: You understand now. Such was Perry's predicament in the dreamlike

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Speaker 1: world of Absenture. As you'll recall, he had barely escaped

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Speaker 1: sludgist clutch, stolen his power wielding glasses, and sent his

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Speaker 1: return signal back to San Francisco on the pocket watch.

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Speaker 1: He now had fifteen minutes to get to the invisible

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Speaker 1: keyhole to complete the extraction. The plum proved to be

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Speaker 1: no passive partner in the proceedings. Surrounding Perry in a

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Speaker 1: cocoon of cocoanut and laven. Left blind to everything but

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Speaker 1: the inside of the cozy, quiet cockoo, Parry relied on

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Speaker 1: the plums pur to guide him onto his destination. After

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Speaker 1: five minutes, the plums enthusiasm slowed. Then hold it all together.

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Speaker 1: Parry paused, held a watch above his head. The plum

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Speaker 1: remained still. He swiveled a quarter turn. The plum began

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Speaker 1: to purr again. Parry darted off in that direction. The

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Speaker 1: ground began to rise. He was on the slope. Perry

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Speaker 1: waiting for him. At the summit, the incline grew steeper.

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Speaker 1: Perry leaned into it, the change in the temperature he

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Speaker 1: was in the mountain. He pushed forward to the white

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Speaker 1: water of sucks up the winding staircase. The plums started

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Speaker 1: dancing madly in his hand. Come out, come out wherever

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Speaker 1: you are, rabbityamty girl. Perry leaped. Jady's voice was like

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Speaker 1: a hiss in his ear, but Perry was still alone

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Speaker 1: in the cocoon. A cheeny, wheepy, so cleanfully breath and stays.

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Speaker 1: Perry checked plum three minutes in cutting the shades of

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Speaker 1: Nuance was suddenly in his hand. Tack, tick, talk, break

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Speaker 1: your glasses, j D. That not be smart, Perry, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: why's that? Maybe you don't force you to give me

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Speaker 1: peer don't don't do that. There was panic and Jady's voice.

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Speaker 1: If you give them back, I'll let you go Perry unharmed.

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Speaker 1: Perry checked the plug two minutes What about revenge the invasion?

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Speaker 1: All it's old time and proper order, rabbit. You can

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Speaker 1: What do you mean place the glasses on the ground

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Speaker 1: back away. Send Benny, next, Penny, Why Benny, he's too big?

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Speaker 1: Figure it out. Perry checked plump one minute, didn't counter.

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Speaker 1: He took her deep breath, placed j D's glasses on

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Speaker 1: the crowd. He took seven steps backwards and hit the

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Speaker 1: signal on the plump. The mischievaporated, leaving Perry fully exposed

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Speaker 1: and feelings so Jady looked even sicklier without his glasses.

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Speaker 1: J D leaped turned. He quickly sized up the situation,

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Speaker 1: the glasses, Perry, the distance between them. You are way

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Speaker 1: too trusting, Perry Akiyama head again. Yeah about that middle name.

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Speaker 1: J D voted for the glasses. I'm going to resurrect

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Speaker 1: that sucker. J D leaped for the glasses, but just

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Speaker 1: before he could reclaim his prize, the specs inexplicably leaped

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Speaker 1: Perry's hand. What very little glasses dropped, They stopped in midair, dangling.

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Speaker 1: He winked revealing the almost imperceptible yoyo string tied to

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Speaker 1: of j D Specs, three times champion at Saint x Blasco.

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Speaker 1: Got absolutely no da gama on me back, tell me

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Speaker 1: his entire body A honestly, you're not going anywhere, rabbits

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Speaker 1: Katie green, very green, right back. Jeddy's eyes widened and hard.

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Speaker 1: He released Perry just as the bullwhip of light lit

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Speaker 1: up into the keyhole, but now in order first to

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Speaker 1: just before Jonaka was awakened by Perry's signal, Janica had

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Speaker 1: just returned from an extremely unsatisfying emergency laundron not meeting

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Speaker 1: called by Mona, I'm in favor of the rhino. Perry's

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Speaker 1: parents were returning soon. Decisions needed to be made. Benny

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Speaker 1: soda pa and walking his dog, and could now fit

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Speaker 1: through the Jumba charmed door. Benny was beyond excited with

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Speaker 1: the results. Jonathan was not entused on married abone. I

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Speaker 1: should deeps on the next incourasion. I just find socks.

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Speaker 1: I'm killing with Charlie in his dreams. I'm Parry's liaison.

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Speaker 1: I think she voiced none of this out loud, of course,

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Speaker 1: What do we say when you get lost? Genesee Coffin

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Speaker 1: happy homemaker is a mannabble. She will always respond with

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Speaker 1: Jonnicha remained amenable, voted along with the group and return home.

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Speaker 1: And at four thirty three am Wednesday, April one nine,

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Speaker 1: as her eyes were beginning to close, Plump two's alarm

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Speaker 1: Something caught in his throat, the froth a weeds. Then

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Speaker 1: The man recoiled in terror. Don't hurt me. His voice

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Speaker 1: all he kept them conspicuously averted from Jonica. Now she

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Speaker 1: man stooard, but remained in front of the unlocked jumbo trump.

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Speaker 1: Then what you're doing here? Jonica checked plum. One minute,

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Speaker 1: I seen my laundry. Were you close? His eyebrows converged

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Speaker 1: the Longdornautical of Periucky on my head again, a k a.

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Speaker 1: The Rabbit. Perry's entrance from absentia was far more painful

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Speaker 1: the trip would make j D hopping mad? Did he

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Speaker 1: Very turned like a wind child Ja Johnica leaped into

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Speaker 1: Jonica wrapped him in an embrace so all encompassing a

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Speaker 1: Parry no longer knew where she began, and he ended.

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Speaker 1: Who is he? He was sleeping when I got him?

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Speaker 1: and continued on are you He's straightened, but didn't turn

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Speaker 1: neberty important. He stepped out with one of his blankets

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Speaker 1: fierce and piercing. He tugged the blanket, shot, ripping it

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Speaker 1: was a torn swatch of wet blanket. Jonaka shuffled over

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Speaker 1: hoover from Harry's heart ware I told you about. Jonica

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Speaker 1: turned back to him, and there was then that many dreams, desires,

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Speaker 1: and fears coalesced inside, and he realized it was happening

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Speaker 1: while he was dressed as a sock so perry AND's hip.

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Speaker 1: The air hit him like a tropical breeze, sucking up

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Speaker 1: He saw the change first in Jonica's eyes, look he

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Speaker 1: I look different? Yes? Is he good? Perry began to cry.

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Speaker 1: The sudden ferocity buckled him, dropped him to his knees.

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Speaker 1: It was so violent he thought he might break then

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Speaker 1: to his feet. And it was then as Perry rose

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Speaker 1: that mean may a thousand bees nestle in your nether regions.

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Speaker 1: That doesn't sound like Harry. Bring forth the items. Perry

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Speaker 1: Mona no next year. Mean chased it with her index finger.

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Speaker 1: It's already been the same Perry, who should go next?

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Speaker 1: Jenniker glared at Perry so intensely we all had to

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Speaker 1: Holiday tomorrow? How time flies? That sucket watch or tiny

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Speaker 1: Wishing an old friend a warm and peaceful good night,

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Speaker 1: as I do to you too, madam? Happy Turkey day?

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Speaker 1: That are you having dinner? Oh there's so many invitations.

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Speaker 1: What you feeling? You'll be st should shoot? Do I've

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