WEBVTT - "The Blonde Expert" with Selena Coppock 0:00:00.400 --> 0:00:02.600 Forever. 0:00:04.000 --> 0:00:08.080 Hey guys, Hey Marie Sidney, you look like you just 0:00:08.119 --> 0:00:09.120 got your braid to be done. 0:00:09.320 --> 0:00:11.680 I did not. There are the topic so fresh? 0:00:11.760 --> 0:00:15.560 No, they're ratty tatty. Honestly, it's because the headphones is over. 0:00:15.400 --> 0:00:16.440 The new growth. 0:00:17.160 --> 0:00:19.320 No. I saw a picture of you on the gramp 0:00:19.920 --> 0:00:22.600 the other day, the gramps, the gramps, Yeah, and they 0:00:22.600 --> 0:00:23.439 looked fresh. 0:00:23.640 --> 0:00:24.120 Honey. 0:00:24.440 --> 0:00:27.680 I only post stuff that I'm looking flawlesson. 0:00:28.640 --> 0:00:29.440 Y'all need to stop. 0:00:29.520 --> 0:00:31.760 Y'all need to stop tagging me in pictures that don't 0:00:31.760 --> 0:00:33.479 look better than the pictures that I post. If it 0:00:33.479 --> 0:00:36.200 don't look better, keep it to yourself, keep it for yourself, 0:00:36.240 --> 0:00:37.120 keep it for the records. 0:00:37.120 --> 0:00:39.440 You know how on Facebook you can be like tag 0:00:39.520 --> 0:00:41.960 yourself or not me, not me? 0:00:42.159 --> 0:00:44.400 Yep, No, I don't know her. 0:00:44.560 --> 0:00:47.360 I got in a fucking Facebook battle with somebody. They 0:00:47.440 --> 0:00:49.680 kept tagging me and I kept untagging myself and I 0:00:50.000 --> 0:00:54.080 had to message him like, bro, no, I don't want 0:00:54.120 --> 0:00:56.160 this photo. I don't want to be connected to this. 0:00:57.040 --> 0:00:59.760 It was a It was at a comedy show. It 0:00:59.840 --> 0:01:03.800 was just bad angles and just I looked fucking crazy 0:01:04.160 --> 0:01:06.920 and they always catch you with your mouth open and 0:01:06.959 --> 0:01:09.080 then the mic next to it, and it's like low key, 0:01:09.160 --> 0:01:12.920 looks like anybody could just draw a dick next to 0:01:12.959 --> 0:01:14.520 my mouth, and I don't appreciate it. 0:01:15.280 --> 0:01:17.920 See, That's why I opened my mouth real small when 0:01:17.920 --> 0:01:20.240 I'm on stage, even when I'm yelling at people. 0:01:22.800 --> 0:01:25.120 Meanwhile, back at the ranch, I can go through our 0:01:25.120 --> 0:01:27.880 photos and be like, oh, there goes Marie reading somebody 0:01:28.080 --> 0:01:28.600 with their mouth. 0:01:28.720 --> 0:01:33.720 Why man love it? 0:01:34.160 --> 0:01:38.480 List We did a show together on Sunday and this 0:01:38.520 --> 0:01:40.119 guy with dreads was there and I and I called 0:01:40.200 --> 0:01:43.280 him Quevo and everybody was laughing and he was like, 0:01:43.280 --> 0:01:46.400 I don't even look like Quavo, you know from the Migos. Yeah, 0:01:46.440 --> 0:01:49.000 And I was like, well, everybody's laughing. And then you 0:01:49.080 --> 0:01:52.840 try to insult me by calling me a young Aretha 0:01:52.880 --> 0:01:55.800 Franklin and I was like, Aretha hasn't had never been 0:01:55.800 --> 0:01:56.360 this skinny. 0:01:56.600 --> 0:01:57.200 What a fail. 0:01:57.320 --> 0:02:00.080 Even when she was skinny, she wasn't this skinny. And 0:02:00.080 --> 0:02:02.120 I had to call him a young woopie Godberg. Anyway, 0:02:02.200 --> 0:02:04.880 he was unprepared, he was unprepared to pay. 0:02:04.960 --> 0:02:08.200 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, listen, she gets paid for this, 0:02:08.440 --> 0:02:11.320 So why don't you just you know, be quiet or 0:02:11.360 --> 0:02:12.239 don't sit in the front. 0:02:12.400 --> 0:02:14.560 I know. But also if you're gonna be in the front, 0:02:14.600 --> 0:02:16.519 I'll be getting up and sitting, you know what I mean. 0:02:16.600 --> 0:02:18.839 Like he was, like he went to the bathroom, came 0:02:18.880 --> 0:02:22.359 back checking his phone. Sit your fucking ass down, your 0:02:22.560 --> 0:02:23.880 dusty ass down. 0:02:23.960 --> 0:02:26.880 Well not he was. He was not dusty, but I 0:02:26.880 --> 0:02:27.640 mean he was. 0:02:28.480 --> 0:02:34.079 I'm the nice one's diet dusty. He's dusty adjacent, maybe 0:02:34.639 --> 0:02:37.720 on the cusp of dusty and like just dirty. 0:02:37.919 --> 0:02:41.320 Yeah, yeah, it's fine. Sure, how you doing, Marie? You 0:02:41.360 --> 0:02:45.000 look good, look like you've been working, working, working me. Uh, 0:02:45.320 --> 0:02:46.240 you're working me a. 0:02:46.919 --> 0:02:47.720 I don't know that song. 0:02:47.800 --> 0:02:51.080 It's a good song. I'm gonna play it for y'all 0:02:51.400 --> 0:02:52.000 another day. 0:02:52.520 --> 0:02:57.280 Somebody said that we should get a unofficial expert playlist 0:02:57.400 --> 0:02:58.720 popping on Spotify. 0:02:59.240 --> 0:03:02.000 We could do that soon. Can help us out with that. 0:03:02.280 --> 0:03:04.760 We just add songs that like we were listening to 0:03:04.880 --> 0:03:06.280 it currently for the. 0:03:06.240 --> 0:03:08.000 Week h obsessed. 0:03:08.080 --> 0:03:09.320 You know, I look like I could do it, like 0:03:09.360 --> 0:03:12.720 the Insecure playlist. I can't wait for it to come 0:03:12.760 --> 0:03:14.640 back because I'm really just missing you know. 0:03:15.200 --> 0:03:16.280 Is this the last season? 0:03:16.680 --> 0:03:20.840 Who knows? I feel like it should be. Oh man, Marie, Damn, 0:03:21.080 --> 0:03:21.839 I don't. 0:03:21.600 --> 0:03:24.400 Like any of the characters on the show. They're so dumb. 0:03:25.200 --> 0:03:27.040 TV is hard, guys, just sudden, you. 0:03:27.080 --> 0:03:30.040 Know, mmmm hm, Cause there are shows that we like 0:03:30.120 --> 0:03:31.640 the characters we care, you know. 0:03:32.720 --> 0:03:32.919 Yeah. 0:03:32.960 --> 0:03:36.280 But I was talking to somebody this week about likability 0:03:36.440 --> 0:03:38.800 and it's like, just because you like someone doesn't mean 0:03:38.840 --> 0:03:40.280 it's necessarily good. 0:03:40.720 --> 0:03:45.720 I rather hate a character, but like the actual show. 0:03:46.280 --> 0:03:48.120 But you don't hate any of the characters, and you 0:03:48.280 --> 0:03:51.280 like the show. I hate all the characters and don't 0:03:51.320 --> 0:03:51.760 like the show. 0:03:53.080 --> 0:03:56.160 Shout out to Asa Ray, paving the way for all 0:03:56.200 --> 0:03:59.280 of the blacks, said, I would definitely go in. 0:04:00.080 --> 0:04:00.760 Can read some. 0:04:02.280 --> 0:04:03.400 Read something terrible? 0:04:03.480 --> 0:04:09.560 You know, wow, college friend, babysitter, you know, receptionist at 0:04:09.600 --> 0:04:10.080 the office. 0:04:10.560 --> 0:04:12.240 You know I'm available. She's a veil. 0:04:12.520 --> 0:04:15.320 Yeah, weekends though it's Fridays and Saturdays. 0:04:15.760 --> 0:04:16.240 It's cool. 0:04:16.360 --> 0:04:16.720 Mm hmm. 0:04:18.400 --> 0:04:19.840 Cidy, what were you an expert in this week? 0:04:20.600 --> 0:04:22.039 Ah? What was that expert in? 0:04:23.920 --> 0:04:29.040 I don't know, getting curved, like just unexpectedly being curved. 0:04:29.279 --> 0:04:33.200 I was in this uberpool and you know that's what 0:04:33.240 --> 0:04:33.479 I do. 0:04:33.720 --> 0:04:36.839 That's like my brand diet Wills uh huh. 0:04:36.880 --> 0:04:39.359 And you know I used to write stories all the time, 0:04:39.400 --> 0:04:40.600 and I'm over it. 0:04:40.640 --> 0:04:42.120 So now I'll just keep my headphones on and I 0:04:42.160 --> 0:04:42.760 don't give a fuck. 0:04:43.120 --> 0:04:45.000 So but I got in the I got in the 0:04:45.040 --> 0:04:49.640 car and there was this guy, like probably the best 0:04:49.680 --> 0:04:52.159 looking dude I've ever seen in a pool ever. 0:04:52.400 --> 0:04:54.320 I was just like, in a pool, though, that's looking 0:04:54.400 --> 0:04:55.559 dude you'd ever seen in a pool? 0:04:55.600 --> 0:04:56.040 No, no, no, no. 0:04:56.560 --> 0:04:59.200 Outside of the pool, he definitely would have been still 0:04:59.480 --> 0:05:02.719 really good like New York City standards. I'm not talking 0:05:02.720 --> 0:05:06.320 about wichital I'm not talking about Wisconsin. I'm talking about 0:05:06.560 --> 0:05:10.719 New York City point. And he smelled good and he 0:05:10.760 --> 0:05:12.440 had like a nice shape up, and I was a 0:05:12.520 --> 0:05:15.480 nice cult. I was just like, what the fuck are 0:05:15.520 --> 0:05:18.200 you doing in this car? I mean, I look great too, 0:05:18.240 --> 0:05:20.640 but I'm just saying, what are you doing here? And 0:05:20.720 --> 0:05:23.719 so we're chatting. He wasn't he wasn't from New York, 0:05:24.360 --> 0:05:27.000 and I'm like, well, you obviously not on a business card, 0:05:27.240 --> 0:05:28.760 you know what I mean, Like you should have had 0:05:28.800 --> 0:05:31.680 a corporate card, not using uper pool. But we ended 0:05:31.720 --> 0:05:34.440 up having like a conversation and he like was asking 0:05:34.480 --> 0:05:36.560 me what I was doing, and I plugged the podcast 0:05:36.600 --> 0:05:39.440 and all this other stuff, and then I could see 0:05:39.480 --> 0:05:41.279 he was looking like, oh, am I about to get 0:05:41.279 --> 0:05:44.320 out soon, and I felt like he was gonna ask 0:05:44.400 --> 0:05:46.640 me my information. 0:05:47.920 --> 0:05:51.600 And he didn't, and I was mad. 0:05:51.720 --> 0:05:52.640 I was livid. 0:05:52.839 --> 0:05:55.159 I was I told the driver, I said, let's go back. 0:05:55.440 --> 0:05:58.200 But you're a whole lesbian. It don't matter, You're an 0:05:58.440 --> 0:06:00.760 entire I felt like one hundred and. 0:06:00.760 --> 0:06:04.800 Two percent, like it's a vibe going on in the pool. 0:06:05.120 --> 0:06:08.680 Yes, it's a gay vibe. Y'all were y'all were both gay? 0:06:09.400 --> 0:06:11.880 What happened? Yeah, he was on the way to his 0:06:12.000 --> 0:06:15.680 boyfriend's house and you were leaving your girlfriend's house. 0:06:15.760 --> 0:06:18.920 Yeah, that's probably what it was. A bitch was yo, 0:06:19.000 --> 0:06:20.960 the fumes was coming. I was like, yo, he's definitely 0:06:20.960 --> 0:06:23.440 gonna ask me, like, Yo, what's your email? Like your 0:06:23.680 --> 0:06:26.080 He didn't even asked the Instagram handle? No, nothing, right, 0:06:26.160 --> 0:06:27.120 that's I mean, that's the. 0:06:28.200 --> 0:06:28.800 That's the new. 0:06:28.839 --> 0:06:32.760 I have a boyfriend, what's your Instagram? Or someone asked 0:06:32.760 --> 0:06:34.160 you for your number and you're like, you can follow me. 0:06:34.200 --> 0:06:37.000 He didn't ask me that, He asked me nothing. 0:06:37.279 --> 0:06:41.320 I like, was like, wow, I look really good right now, 0:06:41.440 --> 0:06:42.599 Like I have a latsh on? 0:06:42.720 --> 0:06:44.560 How dare you? Right then? You looked in the mind 0:06:45.080 --> 0:06:46.080 you had lettuce in your. 0:06:45.960 --> 0:06:49.080 Teeth, No bitch, because I hadn't eaten yet, so you're 0:06:49.120 --> 0:06:53.599 like in real down guant, very gaunt. 0:06:54.240 --> 0:06:54.520 It was. 0:06:54.720 --> 0:06:56.640 It was like a I was like, yo, you gonna 0:06:56.640 --> 0:06:58.560 come to a show or something. In my head, I 0:06:58.640 --> 0:07:02.120 was all this stuff was just the wheels were turning. 0:07:02.160 --> 0:07:05.000 I was like, Oh, we might get a coffee or something, not. 0:07:05.080 --> 0:07:09.440 Like why what is wrong with you? We might get 0:07:09.480 --> 0:07:12.119 a coffee or something for why? 0:07:12.320 --> 0:07:13.760 For my friends? 0:07:14.160 --> 0:07:14.760 I'm trying to. 0:07:14.720 --> 0:07:15.840 Help my friends out. 0:07:16.040 --> 0:07:19.120 No, you and this man, you in this beautiful gay man, 0:07:19.240 --> 0:07:20.560 We're gonna get a coffee for why. 0:07:20.840 --> 0:07:22.960 I'm here trying to help out my friends. 0:07:23.200 --> 0:07:26.240 But it wouldn't be you and and friends getting coffee 0:07:26.240 --> 0:07:26.640 with this man. 0:07:26.680 --> 0:07:28.760 It would just be trying to help out a mina. 0:07:29.040 --> 0:07:32.400 Okay, I'm sculping out people for my friends in an 0:07:32.440 --> 0:07:34.680 operpool smells all good. 0:07:34.720 --> 0:07:42.680 I was like, are you using a simpbird? What fragrance? 0:07:42.760 --> 0:07:43.120 Is that? 0:07:43.240 --> 0:07:48.120 Shut out the cinbird for little racking bone on time? 0:07:49.800 --> 0:07:52.400 I said, is that Narciso Rodriguez for him? For him? 0:07:52.600 --> 0:07:56.920 For him? For him? You're so dumb? 0:07:57.360 --> 0:07:58.160 Yes, I am thinking. 0:07:58.280 --> 0:08:01.280 I didn't give you his phone. It was like he 0:08:01.400 --> 0:08:02.560 was like what's happening? 0:08:02.640 --> 0:08:04.960 No, bitch, I was cracking jokes and everything. It was 0:08:05.040 --> 0:08:06.760 like it was like a one woman show. 0:08:07.280 --> 0:08:09.200 God. He was like, oh, I can't date her. She 0:08:09.240 --> 0:08:11.480 talked to damn but he was laughing. He was like, 0:08:11.480 --> 0:08:13.920 I have he said a single word. He was like, 0:08:14.000 --> 0:08:14.560 what do you do? 0:08:14.640 --> 0:08:16.320 I was like, clearly a comedian. 0:08:16.480 --> 0:08:19.280 He was like, oh, the driver was The driver was 0:08:19.400 --> 0:08:20.000 laughing too. 0:08:20.120 --> 0:08:21.840 He was like, this bitch is a mess. 0:08:22.400 --> 0:08:23.080 It was early. 0:08:23.240 --> 0:08:27.360 It was early, like like ten o'clock in the morning. 0:08:27.760 --> 0:08:30.720 That's not early early ten o'clock in the morning. 0:08:31.000 --> 0:08:34.240 You were like early. It was like seven am is early. 0:08:34.320 --> 0:08:39.440 He looked like a better looking young Carl Thomas. 0:08:39.880 --> 0:08:42.240 He had a turn up. I got a Google. 0:08:41.880 --> 0:08:47.439 Call Thomas right now emotion no, and I can't go. 0:08:48.440 --> 0:08:51.480 I'm just trying to hold on to you. 0:08:53.679 --> 0:08:56.000 Exactly. Carl Thomas looks like somebody's dad. 0:08:56.040 --> 0:08:58.880 Shut up, bitch, I said a younger Carl Thomas. You 0:08:58.880 --> 0:09:00.480 said a younger more attractive. 0:09:00.520 --> 0:09:04.360 You could have literally said anybody else, a younger more attractive. 0:09:04.600 --> 0:09:05.560 That's not Carl Thomas. 0:09:05.600 --> 0:09:08.400 He looked like a tall Bobby Valentino if he didn't 0:09:08.440 --> 0:09:09.120 have an overbitte. 0:09:09.400 --> 0:09:12.920 No down, I just want to get to know you. 0:09:13.360 --> 0:09:17.679 Yeah, Sydney a tall. Bobby Valentino is not Bobby Valentino. 0:09:18.640 --> 0:09:20.400 But two of them don't look anything a lot. 0:09:20.440 --> 0:09:20.960 You're a hater? 0:09:21.400 --> 0:09:23.280 Can you also look at Bobby Valentino? 0:09:24.120 --> 0:09:24.320 Yeah? 0:09:24.440 --> 0:09:26.040 No, I don't have y'all know I don't have Lasik. 0:09:26.120 --> 0:09:30.320 I can't see Sydney kind of no girl, Damn Andrews, 0:09:30.320 --> 0:09:32.120 shut up, shut up, chip, shut up? 0:09:32.160 --> 0:09:36.319 Producer intern tall gay producer In turn, Hey Marie, where 0:09:36.320 --> 0:09:38.720 were you an expert? In? Honestly, I was in a 0:09:38.720 --> 0:09:41.680 lot of ubers this week also, and I had a 0:09:41.760 --> 0:09:43.920 simular situation. 0:09:43.520 --> 0:09:43.880 I guess. 0:09:44.040 --> 0:09:47.360 I got in the car and the driver was fine. 0:09:47.559 --> 0:09:53.240 I was like, and the music he was playing was good? 0:09:53.679 --> 0:09:56.480 Like what mixes this? And he was like, it's a 0:09:56.520 --> 0:09:59.040 playlist that I'll make, you know, for the car, you know, 0:09:59.160 --> 0:10:00.320 for the when I'm riving. 0:10:00.400 --> 0:10:03.400 It was soon that was like, Wow, we're talking. 0:10:03.520 --> 0:10:05.240 And then we were, and you know, I was I 0:10:05.280 --> 0:10:06.920 kept trying to put my headphones in, but I was like, 0:10:07.440 --> 0:10:10.120 let me leave these out until he's done talking to me. 0:10:10.760 --> 0:10:14.280 We talked the whole way and I couldn't tell, like 0:10:14.320 --> 0:10:16.200 if he was tall, is there a way to tell 0:10:16.240 --> 0:10:18.240 how taller man is when he's sitting by, like, well, 0:10:18.240 --> 0:10:19.319 his shoulders are doing. 0:10:19.320 --> 0:10:24.079 No because the seat is adjusted to how the legs right. 0:10:24.120 --> 0:10:26.280 But I was like, I was right, But I was like, 0:10:26.320 --> 0:10:29.760 can I like by the shoulders? Is there a way 0:10:30.040 --> 0:10:30.760 that should have acted? 0:10:30.800 --> 0:10:33.040 Like you thought you had a suitcase in the trunk? 0:10:33.240 --> 0:10:34.160 Like cold, you just get out. 0:10:34.320 --> 0:10:36.920 He saw me, he saw me walk, He saw me 0:10:36.960 --> 0:10:39.920 walk to the car from my uh my house, and 0:10:40.320 --> 0:10:42.640 there was no suitcase. Friend, but I have my good 0:10:42.640 --> 0:10:44.480 coat on that I stole from work that I had 0:10:44.480 --> 0:10:47.600 to give back, so I looked like money you gave 0:10:47.640 --> 0:10:50.560 me back. Yeah. I was only supposed to use that 0:10:50.600 --> 0:10:52.640 coach for like I was supposed to use that code 0:10:52.679 --> 0:10:55.080 for the weekend, and I had it for two weeks. 0:10:55.080 --> 0:10:55.960 Well, what are they gonna do. 0:10:56.200 --> 0:10:57.960 They're gonna return it. They can't return it. 0:10:58.040 --> 0:10:59.600 No, they can't return it. They bought, they paid for 0:10:59.600 --> 0:11:02.440 the coach exactly. You know, I'm just waiting for the 0:11:02.440 --> 0:11:02.960 season to end. 0:11:03.120 --> 0:11:04.080 They're gonna give it to you. 0:11:04.120 --> 0:11:06.200 And by the season, I mean winter, waiting for winter 0:11:06.280 --> 0:11:07.520 to end, so I can be like. 0:11:07.440 --> 0:11:08.600 They're gonna give it to you. 0:11:08.720 --> 0:11:11.400 Yeah, I'm just gonna hold on to this Cruela deville 0:11:11.400 --> 0:11:12.640 coade because y'all, I don't need. 0:11:12.480 --> 0:11:15.040 This, so they didn't give it. So wait, no, so 0:11:15.320 --> 0:11:16.360 you didn't get his number. 0:11:16.480 --> 0:11:19.520 Oh so we're talking and we're laughing, and I was like, 0:11:19.640 --> 0:11:23.080 I can't date this man. He's a taxi driver, Like, 0:11:23.160 --> 0:11:25.640 I can't date him. What am I gonna Where are 0:11:25.679 --> 0:11:28.640 we gonna go? Also, he said some words wrong, like 0:11:28.679 --> 0:11:30.640 he pronounced them wrong, and I was like, oh, he 0:11:30.720 --> 0:11:34.280 might be dumb, he might be a little bit illiterate. 0:11:36.240 --> 0:11:38.080 I don't remember what we were talking about, the R Kelly. 0:11:39.240 --> 0:11:44.880 We were talking about the R Kelly and I can't 0:11:44.920 --> 0:11:49.440 set up a fight, put a feeling. He was like, 0:11:50.760 --> 0:11:53.240 set a feel, fed a pill, set of fields. They 0:11:53.360 --> 0:11:56.960 crazy out here, but we were, but we were also 0:11:57.000 --> 0:11:59.760 we were talking about that and like his take on 0:11:59.840 --> 0:12:03.600 it was like a tiny problematic problematic. 0:12:03.679 --> 0:12:09.280 It was like, okay, but pronouncing words, I mean, that 0:12:09.440 --> 0:12:11.160 is also my brand. 0:12:11.200 --> 0:12:12.960 If you can't if you can't say them, then you 0:12:13.000 --> 0:12:13.800 can't spell them. 0:12:14.400 --> 0:12:15.440 That's also my brand. 0:12:16.360 --> 0:12:17.000 You can't spell. 0:12:17.400 --> 0:12:18.840 You be saying a lot of voice memos. 0:12:22.760 --> 0:12:28.119 Speaking of bitch ass tricks, our guest is not one imagine. 0:12:30.120 --> 0:12:33.760 We've actually brought in somebody like that. Yes, this our 0:12:33.800 --> 0:12:35.840 next guest is quite divine. 0:12:35.920 --> 0:12:36.360 Divine. 0:12:36.640 --> 0:12:40.520 I truly enjoy her, enjoy her on and off the stage. 0:12:41.520 --> 0:12:46.040 She's written a book before. Yes, her Twitter popping ping, 0:12:47.120 --> 0:12:52.559 and she's just a pillar in the comedy community. Par Okay, wow, 0:12:53.400 --> 0:12:55.920 give it up for our blonde expert. 0:12:55.800 --> 0:12:57.079 Salna Coplic. 0:12:58.080 --> 0:13:02.800 Okay, wow, I. 0:13:02.679 --> 0:13:04.000 Am the I am the uber driver. 0:13:05.840 --> 0:13:10.920 He was like, yeah, is there an Ellen there? 0:13:11.000 --> 0:13:15.559 Yeah, it's copy copy today. 0:13:15.840 --> 0:13:17.520 Certainly. I Do you have anything to add to what 0:13:17.559 --> 0:13:19.560 you heard just now? 0:13:20.840 --> 0:13:23.600 They were Uberpool stories, you know. 0:13:23.640 --> 0:13:23.880 I do. 0:13:24.080 --> 0:13:27.199 Oh, Sydney, I miss your Uperpool tales because, oh my god, it. 0:13:27.200 --> 0:13:27.720 Was so good. 0:13:28.280 --> 0:13:30.240 Yeah, you still doing them when you're in LA again. 0:13:30.520 --> 0:13:31.840 I know, But I know you mean, I think it's 0:13:31.880 --> 0:13:33.560 important to be like, you know, when you're just not 0:13:33.600 --> 0:13:35.719 feeling it anymore. Yeah, I think it's so easy to off, 0:13:35.880 --> 0:13:37.560 like to just keep doing the same thing because people 0:13:37.559 --> 0:13:38.320 wanted you to do it. 0:13:38.360 --> 0:13:40.080 But like, yeah, I could move on from this, you know, 0:13:40.120 --> 0:13:41.000 if I'm not inspired. 0:13:41.440 --> 0:13:42.920 No, it's not that I'm not inspired. 0:13:43.000 --> 0:13:45.080 It's just that, like, the actual work that I had 0:13:45.120 --> 0:13:47.040 to do in the pool to get these stories is 0:13:47.080 --> 0:13:47.400 a lot. 0:13:47.559 --> 0:13:49.840 Yeah, yeah, I remember one time there were like people 0:13:49.880 --> 0:13:52.600 a couple trying to go to the airport, and I 0:13:52.679 --> 0:13:53.280 was like, are they. 0:13:53.160 --> 0:13:53.920 Gonna make their fun? 0:13:54.040 --> 0:13:56.840 Everybody was involved and every time like me, and when 0:13:56.840 --> 0:13:59.360 me and Marie are in a pool, like we obviously 0:13:59.400 --> 0:14:01.800 went instigate everything everything for it. 0:14:01.679 --> 0:14:04.160 To be we'd be like, damn says he puts you 0:14:04.200 --> 0:14:07.000 in a pool? Yeah, hates you. 0:14:07.400 --> 0:14:09.400 I gotta be that hype man, gass it up. 0:14:09.400 --> 0:14:12.160 You know, have you ever dated a cab driver or 0:14:12.200 --> 0:14:13.160 somebody who drives in thet. 0:14:13.559 --> 0:14:14.880 I used to day a truck driver. 0:14:15.320 --> 0:14:17.719 What yeah, you get into that? 0:14:17.880 --> 0:14:18.160 Okay? 0:14:18.240 --> 0:14:20.120 Is it the ross country truck driver? 0:14:20.480 --> 0:14:21.040 Short? 0:14:21.400 --> 0:14:23.960 Short term but or like short range but that's still 0:14:24.000 --> 0:14:26.560 within like New England, New Jersey, New York. 0:14:27.000 --> 0:14:28.600 I heard Davey doing myth is that true? 0:14:29.640 --> 0:14:30.280 Ryan did not? 0:14:30.520 --> 0:14:33.400 But he was Ryan. 0:14:34.440 --> 0:14:38.880 But Ryan was definitely at the truck stock. 0:14:39.200 --> 0:14:41.520 Yeah, man, Yeah, it was a sweet dude we met 0:14:41.720 --> 0:14:43.120 because it's sort of my type of dude. 0:14:43.120 --> 0:14:44.400 I always liked dudes who were kind of. 0:14:44.440 --> 0:14:48.880 Like tough guys or like fighters or boxers. And he 0:14:49.000 --> 0:14:51.160 was a former yeah. 0:14:50.880 --> 0:14:53.000 And like tattooed, you know, like dudes dudes. 0:14:53.440 --> 0:14:55.360 But he'd been a hockey gooned, which is just like 0:14:55.400 --> 0:14:59.200 a fighter in hockey, like they can skate gooned goon 0:14:59.560 --> 0:15:02.600 geo And yeah, it's basically just like if you can 0:15:02.640 --> 0:15:05.240 kind of skate, but you're mostly like a boxer on ice. 0:15:05.560 --> 0:15:06.960 So he was a hockey gooon for years, and then 0:15:07.000 --> 0:15:09.040 he became a truck driver because like, hockey is really 0:15:09.080 --> 0:15:09.840 bad for your brain. 0:15:10.000 --> 0:15:12.880 You know, they get that's white, you know, the white 0:15:12.880 --> 0:15:15.360 people football exactly truly. 0:15:15.480 --> 0:15:18.480 Yeah, and then he became a truck driver. What's the 0:15:18.560 --> 0:15:20.840 what's the application to become a truck driver? 0:15:22.120 --> 0:15:23.720 You just got to not have no friends. 0:15:25.080 --> 0:15:27.000 I want to stop getting punched in the face. For money, 0:15:27.040 --> 0:15:27.640 I'll drive this. 0:15:27.600 --> 0:15:33.480 Truck Selena that's a pilot. Yeah, play. 0:15:35.280 --> 0:15:37.040 And his dutiful weirdo wife it h. 0:15:37.800 --> 0:15:39.320 And then turned into a serial killer. 0:15:43.120 --> 0:15:49.000 Yes, come on, then you got to be this stenographer 0:15:49.080 --> 0:15:51.280 producer and turns stenographer take these notes. 0:15:51.520 --> 0:15:53.480 That is crazy. So where did y'all meet? 0:15:54.040 --> 0:15:57.040 We met at a concert. It was this group called 0:15:57.040 --> 0:15:59.280 BlackBerry Smoke. It's sort of like country Americana. 0:16:00.200 --> 0:16:02.240 Seems like somebody that wears like a cowboy boot with 0:16:02.400 --> 0:16:05.720 a skirt, I know, like a young Swift. 0:16:05.840 --> 0:16:07.960 I know, I know, Yeah, I hope to think more 0:16:08.040 --> 0:16:09.040 like a Casey Musgraves. 0:16:09.080 --> 0:16:12.960 Now I don't know. I don't know any of her 0:16:13.000 --> 0:16:14.920 songs either, but you know. 0:16:14.960 --> 0:16:16.920 She has this album, Golden Hour. It's her third album 0:16:17.040 --> 0:16:18.040 and it's fucking solid. 0:16:18.080 --> 0:16:18.280 Is that? 0:16:18.320 --> 0:16:19.840 What did she win the Grammy? Before we see the 0:16:19.920 --> 0:16:21.800 Golden Hour, which is her like newest album. 0:16:21.840 --> 0:16:23.560 But what was the category? 0:16:23.880 --> 0:16:24.040 Oh? 0:16:24.200 --> 0:16:24.480 She won. 0:16:24.560 --> 0:16:27.320 I think she won like Best Artist, which she was 0:16:27.360 --> 0:16:28.160 like blown away by. 0:16:28.200 --> 0:16:30.920 Have you seen the memes of her being like what why? 0:16:31.440 --> 0:16:33.400 And Yang Casey? 0:16:33.480 --> 0:16:34.000 No, she's not. 0:16:34.040 --> 0:16:37.880 She's married to Rustin Kelly. Okay, Brandy Carlyle. 0:16:37.920 --> 0:16:40.200 Brandy Carlyle is a country singer who's gay, who like 0:16:40.280 --> 0:16:41.080 blew it out. 0:16:41.720 --> 0:16:43.680 But they said, but they were talking about Casey like 0:16:43.760 --> 0:16:45.640 she was like this weird, this gay icon. 0:16:46.080 --> 0:16:49.280 She's very very like pro LGBTQ stuff. She's a song 0:16:49.280 --> 0:16:51.520 called Rainbow. She's been always been very involved with. 0:16:51.640 --> 0:16:54.520 Okay, hold on, hold on, hold on, you could have been. 0:16:54.440 --> 0:16:56.520 You could have been you could have been our country 0:16:56.600 --> 0:17:02.480 music against. Yeah, she's married named of course, like they 0:17:02.520 --> 0:17:05.960 started to call him Justin and they were like something 0:17:05.960 --> 0:17:10.400 whiter water Rusting rust In Peace. 0:17:11.240 --> 0:17:11.840 Was his last name. 0:17:11.840 --> 0:17:12.520 Pierce Kelly. 0:17:12.640 --> 0:17:16.640 Okay, pe. 0:17:18.680 --> 0:17:20.480 R, I P that's crazy. 0:17:20.680 --> 0:17:23.040 Yeah. Okay, So Casey, what's a song that she has 0:17:23.040 --> 0:17:25.159 that we should listen to. One of my favorites that 0:17:25.240 --> 0:17:27.920 was ruined by my summer relationship. It's called slow Burn. 0:17:28.000 --> 0:17:29.600 It's the first song on her album. 0:17:29.359 --> 0:17:33.200 It's Got to the Spot slow Burn. 0:17:33.760 --> 0:17:38.840 I love her burn in my mind. Yes, yeah, you're 0:17:38.880 --> 0:17:39.720 not far from. 0:17:39.520 --> 0:17:41.840 It or Supburning? 0:17:42.680 --> 0:17:49.920 No slow burns, slow birds, slow burn, slowed it. 0:17:50.200 --> 0:17:50.400 Yeah. 0:17:50.480 --> 0:17:52.959 Okay, So you met at a concert. You're like, oh 0:17:52.960 --> 0:17:54.600 my god, he drives drucks, he looks like he might 0:17:54.680 --> 0:17:55.040 choke me. 0:17:55.560 --> 0:17:56.160 Let's do it. 0:17:56.480 --> 0:17:58.439 Yeah, well he that was when he was a He's like, 0:17:58.960 --> 0:18:01.000 we met at a concert and I sort of he 0:18:01.040 --> 0:18:02.960 made fun of how I danced, which I was like, oh, 0:18:03.000 --> 0:18:04.760 gentle nagging, I'll dig it. 0:18:05.600 --> 0:18:07.280 And then but then we kind of hit it off. 0:18:07.280 --> 0:18:09.119 And he was wearing one of those shirts that's called 0:18:10.000 --> 0:18:12.880 it's called real tree pattern. It's like, if you're more 0:18:12.920 --> 0:18:15.159 than camo, if you're like a hunter in the woods, 0:18:15.160 --> 0:18:17.240 you wear this pattern called a real tree and it 0:18:17.280 --> 0:18:19.440 literally you look like a tree, Like it's absurd. 0:18:21.600 --> 0:18:24.879 That okay, which I can dig that look, you know, 0:18:26.240 --> 0:18:26.480 I know. 0:18:26.800 --> 0:18:29.240 I know, I'm not surprised, but also like a little 0:18:29.240 --> 0:18:31.640 bit surprised. I'm not so white, I'm saying it. I'm 0:18:31.680 --> 0:18:32.679 not surprised by any of this. 0:18:32.760 --> 0:18:34.199 I'm not surprised. It's very blonde of you. 0:18:34.320 --> 0:18:37.560 Yeah, well I will stay I'm half Wasp, half red 0:18:37.600 --> 0:18:40.879 Neck by heritage, so which I feel like, And those 0:18:40.920 --> 0:18:42.919 are the two sides of blondness, to be honest, Like 0:18:43.040 --> 0:18:45.800 in the blonde community, there's like ashy blonde, which is 0:18:45.840 --> 0:18:49.239 a light white blonde, very Upper east Side, you know, 0:18:49.520 --> 0:18:51.800 and then there's a brassy blonde, which is the yellow 0:18:51.840 --> 0:18:53.600 blonde like Baywatch, Pam Anderson. 0:18:54.000 --> 0:18:56.159 And I feel like I'm sort of both of these things, 0:18:56.280 --> 0:18:58.520 you know. Yeah, like you're a red Like you're a 0:18:58.520 --> 0:19:00.680 red neck that wears pearls exactly. 0:19:00.880 --> 0:19:04.040 Yeah here, like you you might put a little mountain 0:19:04.080 --> 0:19:05.080 dew in your white wine. 0:19:05.160 --> 0:19:06.359 Yeah exactly. 0:19:08.400 --> 0:19:11.800 Okay, so good, yes, And I really I feel like 0:19:11.800 --> 0:19:14.159 I really toe that line because usually, especially when I 0:19:14.160 --> 0:19:16.320 go to different colorists, usually they're like, which do you want? 0:19:16.359 --> 0:19:18.879 Do you want like the cool blonde, the ashy blonde, 0:19:18.920 --> 0:19:21.600 or you want the warm blonde? And I usually they 0:19:21.600 --> 0:19:22.440 always think that I. 0:19:22.400 --> 0:19:23.200 Want to mix them both. 0:19:23.359 --> 0:19:26.960 I know I'm but usually I want the yellow, the 0:19:27.000 --> 0:19:29.840 warm blonde, but in New York, the ashy light blonde 0:19:29.880 --> 0:19:32.560 is more popular because it's really Yeah. I mean that's 0:19:32.600 --> 0:19:34.399 what colorists will tell me, just because it's sort of 0:19:34.400 --> 0:19:35.479 like Upper East Side. 0:19:35.560 --> 0:19:36.880 But is it more money? Okay? 0:19:36.920 --> 0:19:37.760 Which is more expense? 0:19:38.000 --> 0:19:41.360 More good? That's what it is. It's sell, bitch. 0:19:41.440 --> 0:19:41.880 You're right. 0:19:42.480 --> 0:19:43.800 Always when I was. 0:19:43.800 --> 0:19:46.399 A waitress, I've been like, people order Moet and I'm like, 0:19:46.440 --> 0:19:47.800 but don't you want dumb? 0:19:48.960 --> 0:19:56.359 Not much? Is a dope? Whatever? 0:19:57.119 --> 0:20:01.440 Yeah, upsell it is not that's additional dollars. 0:20:01.200 --> 0:20:02.880 Like I get. When I get my hair highlighted. 0:20:02.880 --> 0:20:05.080 You could either do full head or half head, and 0:20:05.119 --> 0:20:07.280 I've gotten lazy lately, so I just do half head 0:20:07.280 --> 0:20:09.000 and then I do brown underneath because I kind of 0:20:09.040 --> 0:20:10.840 like two tone, even though I know it's very like 0:20:10.920 --> 0:20:12.240 mid nineties. 0:20:12.080 --> 0:20:15.320 Two I think you. When I saw you downstairs, I 0:20:15.359 --> 0:20:16.920 was like, your hair looks great, thank you. 0:20:17.080 --> 0:20:19.560 I got my hair colored recently and the colorist or 0:20:19.560 --> 0:20:21.320 I just got it cut. The guy was like making 0:20:21.320 --> 0:20:22.840 fun of me to my face, and I knew he 0:20:23.080 --> 0:20:25.119 was like and he was like, you know, what are 0:20:25.119 --> 0:20:25.880 we doing down here? 0:20:26.000 --> 0:20:26.879 And I was like, oh. 0:20:26.800 --> 0:20:28.560 Yeah, I'm like I just leave that be like we're 0:20:28.640 --> 0:20:30.400 not giving you a chip, that's what we're doing. 0:20:30.560 --> 0:20:31.800 Yeah, And I was like I'm leaving that. I was 0:20:31.840 --> 0:20:32.720 like I kind of like two tone. 0:20:32.760 --> 0:20:34.320 I was like, I don't care if it looks trashy 0:20:34.320 --> 0:20:35.600 and he goes, yeah, when did you get that done? 0:20:35.680 --> 0:20:37.000 Like fifteen years ago? 0:20:38.000 --> 0:20:41.080 And went hold on, you need yep this place? 0:20:41.600 --> 0:20:44.240 What place is this between us? 0:20:48.600 --> 0:20:52.040 Let's drag them exactly doesn't leave this room but off 0:20:52.080 --> 0:20:55.080 the record, cover the mics. 0:20:55.240 --> 0:20:57.160 Yeah, I will say I don't want to bash this lot. 0:20:57.200 --> 0:20:58.439 I think it was a guy who was just like 0:20:58.600 --> 0:21:01.600 doing his like rented seat for like a week or something, but. 0:21:01.560 --> 0:21:03.119 He was rented a bit. 0:21:03.760 --> 0:21:05.359 And I'm like, I'm doing to tone and I know 0:21:05.400 --> 0:21:06.800 what I'm doing. Okay, I know what I look like, 0:21:06.880 --> 0:21:08.480 and that is harashing. 0:21:08.760 --> 0:21:09.440 It wasn't good. 0:21:09.640 --> 0:21:09.880 Yeah. 0:21:10.520 --> 0:21:12.119 So I find that a lot of a lot of 0:21:12.119 --> 0:21:13.240 times the style. 0:21:13.040 --> 0:21:14.359 Of hair looks like trash. 0:21:14.480 --> 0:21:16.160 Yeah, because it's just like. 0:21:16.080 --> 0:21:18.320 They're showing up and they're like, well, you know, I 0:21:18.359 --> 0:21:20.000 can actually you know, do you? 0:21:20.160 --> 0:21:22.399 It's not about me? And it is that actually I 0:21:22.400 --> 0:21:23.080 want to see. 0:21:22.880 --> 0:21:26.080 You and exactly show me what you do so. Have 0:21:26.160 --> 0:21:28.760 you guys ever experimented with blonde hair coloring. 0:21:29.200 --> 0:21:33.240 When somebody else a piece? Do you like things that 0:21:33.280 --> 0:21:34.400 you clip in and clip out? 0:21:35.000 --> 0:21:39.119 You know what? Actually in high school when I for prom. 0:21:38.960 --> 0:21:42.399 I I had like a little peroxided it, Yes, a 0:21:42.400 --> 0:21:46.239 little highlights. I had highlights fun and broke the fun 0:21:46.400 --> 0:21:51.000 out of my hand. Oh it was so short, it 0:21:51.040 --> 0:21:53.920 was like brows. Like it was so short it looked 0:21:53.960 --> 0:21:54.600 like eyebrows. 0:21:55.560 --> 0:21:55.800 It was. 0:21:56.000 --> 0:21:56.840 It took it all out. 0:21:56.920 --> 0:21:58.760 So but when the hair was there, what did it 0:21:58.840 --> 0:21:59.159 look like? 0:21:59.280 --> 0:22:01.760 It was cute? I was like, oh, shoot, I want 0:22:01.760 --> 0:22:02.160 to do this. 0:22:03.240 --> 0:22:07.159 Yeah, and then the Lord was actually the Lord giveth 0:22:07.200 --> 0:22:07.760 and he takes. 0:22:09.280 --> 0:22:09.480 Yeah. 0:22:09.560 --> 0:22:13.159 I feel like dyeing your hair excessively is just I 0:22:13.200 --> 0:22:14.239 don't know how people do it. 0:22:14.359 --> 0:22:16.639 Yeah, it can be so damaging, and I feel like 0:22:16.680 --> 0:22:18.960 I've learned that the hard way. Like I have sort 0:22:18.960 --> 0:22:21.639 of layers by Like I used to get layers on 0:22:21.680 --> 0:22:24.920 purpose and now it's just breakage, and so like I'll 0:22:24.960 --> 0:22:26.040 have sort of shorter layers. 0:22:26.200 --> 0:22:29.520 There's special shampoo you're supposed to use. Oh, I mean 0:22:29.600 --> 0:22:31.160 I use like a purple shampoo. 0:22:31.280 --> 0:22:35.000 Yea purple shampoo keeps the color from getting too brassy 0:22:35.440 --> 0:22:37.679 and like brings it back to be sort of cooler, 0:22:37.960 --> 0:22:40.040 because I think some people think that brassy blonde seems 0:22:40.080 --> 0:22:42.200 like trashy looking, which I get. 0:22:42.080 --> 0:22:45.440 What's up with this trash because it's it's I think 0:22:45.480 --> 0:22:48.919 it's weird that you can connect a hair color to 0:22:49.119 --> 0:22:50.240 someone's status. 0:22:50.520 --> 0:22:51.399 You know, that's strange. 0:22:51.480 --> 0:22:54.720 Yeah, I mean yes, but you could see like box color. Yes, 0:22:55.160 --> 0:22:57.200 like you can see they did that by themselves in 0:22:57.240 --> 0:23:00.240 the bathroom of of a right age, okay. 0:23:00.119 --> 0:23:03.000 Versus oh, somebody like they spent money on this. 0:23:03.240 --> 0:23:03.480 Yeah. 0:23:03.800 --> 0:23:05.920 That's That's one thing I find fascinating about hair is 0:23:05.960 --> 0:23:08.800 I think there's so many tiny indicators and like when 0:23:08.840 --> 0:23:11.040 you're really in it and you know you can see 0:23:11.040 --> 0:23:13.080 these things, you know, it's like, I mean, I have 0:23:13.160 --> 0:23:15.119 this silly Twitter install where I talk about the New 0:23:15.160 --> 0:23:17.520 York Times Wedding section and I just joke around about 0:23:17.520 --> 0:23:20.879 snobbery and judgment, and I often talk about like class 0:23:20.920 --> 0:23:23.280 indicators and yeah, it's like if you can tell that 0:23:23.359 --> 0:23:26.040 someone had their hair professionally done at a salon, like 0:23:26.080 --> 0:23:29.880 Frederick for Kai salon or something versus. 0:23:29.760 --> 0:23:38.320 Yeah, I was like for Kai. 0:23:38.480 --> 0:23:40.159 I mean, yeah, but I don't need to shut up. 0:23:41.359 --> 0:23:42.640 I'm allowed to make fun of the man. 0:23:42.560 --> 0:23:44.840 In the uber, But you know, you could tell, like 0:23:44.960 --> 0:23:47.240 who Sometimes you can tell, like if it's too brassy, 0:23:47.280 --> 0:23:48.520 that looks like you did it at home and you 0:23:48.560 --> 0:23:49.640 didn't leave it on long enough. 0:23:49.760 --> 0:23:51.040 No, I could tell if they did it at home. 0:23:51.040 --> 0:23:53.160 If like their their hair, their temples are the same 0:23:53.200 --> 0:23:55.320 color and their ears are like a little bit a 0:23:55.359 --> 0:23:56.120 little bite. 0:23:56.960 --> 0:23:59.760 I didn't even notice any of that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 0:24:00.119 --> 0:24:03.479 Scalp is red and it's like, which you did well, 0:24:03.520 --> 0:24:05.960 I could tell if it's if you did it at home, 0:24:06.040 --> 0:24:08.720 Like the actual texture of your hair, like it looks 0:24:08.840 --> 0:24:11.400 either like really limp and fraw. 0:24:11.840 --> 0:24:14.919 Yeah, it's supposed to like have more bounce, especially if 0:24:14.920 --> 0:24:17.040 you go to the salon. If you get a blowout 0:24:17.040 --> 0:24:19.720 and your shit is still stringy, like they didn't rob you. 0:24:19.880 --> 0:24:25.840 Yeah, throw the whole head away, get a new wig. 0:24:26.000 --> 0:24:27.879 Cis, So what made you go blonde? 0:24:28.560 --> 0:24:30.480 I was blonde when I was a kid, and I 0:24:30.520 --> 0:24:31.320 really liked it. 0:24:31.400 --> 0:24:33.679 I gotta say, like I've been blonde, red and brown, 0:24:33.800 --> 0:24:35.720 and I do think that it's true, like blondes have 0:24:35.760 --> 0:24:37.719 more fun and maybe it's just because like that's how 0:24:37.720 --> 0:24:39.720 I grew up and then as I got older, the 0:24:39.760 --> 0:24:42.080 blonde started to turn darker, which is very normal. 0:24:42.680 --> 0:24:44.600 Have you ever been like a dark brown? 0:24:44.880 --> 0:24:47.280 Yes, junior year in college it was. 0:24:47.359 --> 0:24:50.200 I was like, I want to try this, and oh god, 0:24:50.480 --> 0:24:52.240 I like, I wish i'd just like I remember my 0:24:52.280 --> 0:24:55.040 mom's colorist was like, Selena, I don't think you're gonna 0:24:55.080 --> 0:24:57.040 like this, like so much of your for your identity 0:24:57.080 --> 0:24:58.119 is wrapped up in being blonde. 0:24:58.160 --> 0:24:59.640 And I was like, that's change it up. 0:24:59.720 --> 0:25:02.480 And so he dyed me like light brown, and I 0:25:02.520 --> 0:25:04.199 was like, I hate it. I was so because I 0:25:04.200 --> 0:25:05.520 wanted to go like dark. 0:25:05.760 --> 0:25:06.520 Yeah, it was. 0:25:06.560 --> 0:25:09.040 Do you remember when Cameron Diaz dyed her hair dark brown? 0:25:10.560 --> 0:25:14.159 Girl, you don't have the face for that. It's the 0:25:14.280 --> 0:25:16.800 first of all, the face and the eye color. Yeah, 0:25:16.680 --> 0:25:17.720 one color has to go. 0:25:17.720 --> 0:25:19.240 Too, I know. I mean, but I feel like dark 0:25:19.280 --> 0:25:22.040 hair with blue eyes can either look very like striking 0:25:22.160 --> 0:25:23.400 because it's so unexpected. 0:25:24.640 --> 0:25:25.840 But I can't really wash out your. 0:25:25.760 --> 0:25:29.119 Skin unless you're Megan Fox. Yeah, like if she can 0:25:29.200 --> 0:25:30.080 work like anything. 0:25:30.240 --> 0:25:34.440 I like Beyonce better with dark hair. Mm hmmmm I do. 0:25:34.800 --> 0:25:38.399 I like Beyonce better with dark brown hair. Yeah, like 0:25:38.520 --> 0:25:41.280 it just looks well. Yeah, they do some bronzer on 0:25:41.359 --> 0:25:42.120 Cameron Diaz. 0:25:42.320 --> 0:25:44.800 I know she ended up looking very pasty because her 0:25:44.800 --> 0:25:46.760 skin was so dark or her hair was so dark. 0:25:46.920 --> 0:25:48.520 But I stupidly was like, if she could do it, 0:25:48.560 --> 0:25:49.159 I could do it. 0:25:49.320 --> 0:25:51.680 So I feel like you got a little Cameron Diaz 0:25:51.800 --> 0:25:52.760 vibe a little bit. 0:25:54.320 --> 0:25:54.679 Thank you. 0:25:54.760 --> 0:26:00.840 I'm squint yeah, And the photo hasn't fully loaded yet, Diaz. 0:26:03.000 --> 0:26:05.440 Cameron Diaz was approachable. 0:26:07.880 --> 0:26:09.720 I don't hate her with the dark hair. 0:26:09.880 --> 0:26:11.400 I know, I remember looking at it. 0:26:12.880 --> 0:26:14.480 I remember looking at it and being like, you know what, 0:26:14.920 --> 0:26:16.479 I like that, and and I, you know what, I'm 0:26:16.480 --> 0:26:19.040 proud of myself because I I was willing to try 0:26:19.080 --> 0:26:20.800 something very different that I don't even know if i'd 0:26:20.800 --> 0:26:22.600 be willing to do that. But you didn't go that dark. 0:26:22.920 --> 0:26:25.680 I went very let me see, I went very very dark. 0:26:25.760 --> 0:26:29.520 It makes yes, it made her look really I went 0:26:29.600 --> 0:26:32.480 that dark, and I remember I was like so excited. 0:26:32.520 --> 0:26:33.400 I went out that night. 0:26:33.480 --> 0:26:37.120 I was home from from college junior year at Christmas time, 0:26:37.119 --> 0:26:38.480 and so I went to a bar that night and 0:26:38.560 --> 0:26:41.200 like saw some friends and literally people. 0:26:40.920 --> 0:26:42.520 Like looked at me, Yes, she looks good. 0:26:42.880 --> 0:26:45.560 People like looked at me, made eye contact and didn't 0:26:45.560 --> 0:26:48.560 even recognize me, Like it was the strangest thing, just 0:26:48.560 --> 0:26:50.560 like people weren't expecting me to have dark brown hair, 0:26:50.600 --> 0:26:52.840 so they like didn't friends didn't even see me. And 0:26:52.880 --> 0:26:59.080 I was like, it's Selena change like that. People don't 0:26:59.080 --> 0:26:59.960 even recognize. 0:26:59.640 --> 0:27:04.040 As an African American woman. This happens. It happens all 0:27:04.080 --> 0:27:07.600 the time. We'll change our hair, either like drastically or 0:27:07.680 --> 0:27:08.760 just slightly and. 0:27:08.560 --> 0:27:10.320 It'll go from curly to straight and people are like, 0:27:10.359 --> 0:27:13.159 oh my god, I didn't even recognize yeah, and it's like, 0:27:13.320 --> 0:27:17.520 you know this bomb ass body. 0:27:17.160 --> 0:27:19.960 When I was when I was waitressing and I had 0:27:19.960 --> 0:27:22.439 a weave like the whole time. I finally wore my 0:27:22.480 --> 0:27:27.600 hair natural and there were two managers. They kept circling around. 0:27:28.000 --> 0:27:30.639 They were off duty managers. They were just in the 0:27:30.680 --> 0:27:33.600 bar and they kept looking like looking at me. And 0:27:33.640 --> 0:27:36.040 then they asked one of the waitresses, like, who's this 0:27:36.160 --> 0:27:39.440 new hire that no one told us about what They 0:27:39.480 --> 0:27:41.520 didn't run it by us at all, And they were like, 0:27:41.600 --> 0:27:42.360 it's Sydney. 0:27:42.440 --> 0:27:44.080 Oh my god, that's hilarious. 0:27:44.119 --> 0:27:44.760 It's insane. 0:27:44.840 --> 0:27:46.520 It's so funny that they were looking for you to 0:27:46.520 --> 0:27:48.280 waiting for you to do something wrong Meanwhile, you've been 0:27:48.280 --> 0:27:49.280 working at that job for. 0:27:51.480 --> 0:27:51.680 Wrong. 0:27:55.320 --> 0:27:57.040 Even if I took my hair up in a bun 0:27:57.160 --> 0:27:58.320 that people won't recognize me. 0:27:58.359 --> 0:27:59.760 And I'm like, does my hair have to be down 0:27:59.840 --> 0:28:01.840 right around my face for you to see who I am? 0:28:01.960 --> 0:28:03.679 You know, it's so strange, Like I've ever seen your 0:28:03.680 --> 0:28:04.280 hair up. 0:28:04.680 --> 0:28:07.159 I wear it up occasionally, but I feel like when 0:28:07.160 --> 0:28:09.119 I'm out like doing and when I'm on stage doing comedy, 0:28:09.200 --> 0:28:10.080 usually it's always down. 0:28:10.240 --> 0:28:13.800 Really, yeah, you can't do comedy, No, I can't. 0:28:14.320 --> 0:28:16.680 The dual language, I know, Yeah. 0:28:16.520 --> 0:28:17.920 The two tone sometimes I do. 0:28:17.960 --> 0:28:19.479 But I feel like if people are going to photograph 0:28:19.560 --> 0:28:22.840 me on stage similarly, like I prefer to have something 0:28:22.880 --> 0:28:23.679 around my face. 0:28:23.720 --> 0:28:23.919 You know. 0:28:24.160 --> 0:28:24.600 Why is that? 0:28:26.040 --> 0:28:27.920 I just think it sort of frames it more nicely. 0:28:28.160 --> 0:28:30.280 And I think some of my jokes are about being 0:28:30.320 --> 0:28:32.600 blonde or about being a sorority girl, and I feel 0:28:32.600 --> 0:28:34.760 like they hit harder if I have that look, you 0:28:34.760 --> 0:28:35.199 know what I mean? 0:28:35.720 --> 0:28:38.680 I agree when I talk about like just being gay 0:28:39.000 --> 0:28:41.000 and then I'm wearing sweats, so like, yeah. 0:28:41.000 --> 0:28:41.840 Yeah, I'll believe it. 0:28:44.280 --> 0:28:45.280 We could tell sir. 0:28:47.520 --> 0:28:48.600 Exactly, It's true. 0:28:48.720 --> 0:28:50.400 I have a joke that I do about being I 0:28:50.400 --> 0:28:52.480 had a tiny role on that TV show red Oaks 0:28:52.480 --> 0:28:55.160 It's on Amazon. Takes plaice in the eighties, and I 0:28:55.200 --> 0:28:56.720 have a joke that I do on stage about like 0:28:56.760 --> 0:28:59.040 being cast in it and how like the description of 0:28:59.080 --> 0:29:02.480 the character was like it was like blousey bottle blonde 0:29:03.000 --> 0:29:05.280 done some hard, live and seen better days. Like the 0:29:05.360 --> 0:29:07.400 age was ten years older than I was at the time, 0:29:07.680 --> 0:29:09.400 and I remember reading it and I was like, oh man, 0:29:09.480 --> 0:29:11.520 I got this, but it's breaking my heart. 0:29:11.520 --> 0:29:12.280 You got it. 0:29:13.840 --> 0:29:15.800 I'm like that's me. 0:29:16.360 --> 0:29:18.240 I was like, it's a trash back ten years old 0:29:18.320 --> 0:29:21.040 than me. Nailed it. Yeah, like but it you know. 0:29:21.040 --> 0:29:22.920 But I feel like whatever I tell that joke on stage, 0:29:23.000 --> 0:29:24.760 I can't tell it with my hair up, Like I 0:29:24.800 --> 0:29:27.360 have to tell it with like the hair down. 0:29:27.200 --> 0:29:29.280 Being like I know what I look like, Yeah yeah, 0:29:29.320 --> 0:29:31.920 because up almost is like youthful, like look at my 0:29:31.920 --> 0:29:33.280 bouncy little kid pony chain. 0:29:33.400 --> 0:29:34.080 Yeah, I know. 0:29:34.640 --> 0:29:37.760 I do a joke on stage where I'm like I'm 0:29:37.880 --> 0:29:40.680 stunning and if I don't have any makeup on, which 0:29:40.720 --> 0:29:41.360 I never. 0:29:41.280 --> 0:29:43.040 Do, sometimes people are just like. 0:29:44.880 --> 0:29:48.040 Are you and I'm like, yes, that's not really my light. Yeah, 0:29:48.560 --> 0:29:50.200 just blame it on the light, I assure you. I 0:29:50.200 --> 0:29:53.080 brought a slideshow of me looking good. I'm like, look, 0:29:53.080 --> 0:29:57.080 you can go on my Instagram. I'm atrribly stunning and they're. 0:29:56.880 --> 0:29:58.280 Like, mmm, yeah, I do it. 0:29:58.320 --> 0:30:00.080 I do a joke usually, I go I was in 0:30:00.120 --> 0:30:01.760 a sorority in college, and I go, you know, don't 0:30:01.800 --> 0:30:03.720 you don't. I was like, you, you don't have hair 0:30:03.840 --> 0:30:05.560 like this and not get a bid And like then 0:30:05.600 --> 0:30:07.640 I make fun of my hair color, being like very. 0:30:07.440 --> 0:30:08.400 Fake and very blonde. 0:30:08.880 --> 0:30:10.520 And I fucked it up the other night and I go, 0:30:10.640 --> 0:30:12.520 you don't look like this and not get a bid 0:30:12.800 --> 0:30:17.280 and the audience is like and I was like, I'm vain, 0:30:17.400 --> 0:30:18.920 but not that, you know, Like I just felt like 0:30:18.920 --> 0:30:21.800 I got a lot. But I think when you deliver 0:30:21.880 --> 0:30:24.160 it just strong, then they're on board. 0:30:24.320 --> 0:30:24.760 I wasn't. 0:30:24.840 --> 0:30:26.960 Yeah, like I wasn't expecting for me to say that, 0:30:27.080 --> 0:30:28.640 you know, And I was just like, oh God, normally 0:30:28.640 --> 0:30:29.800 I don't deliver it that way. 0:30:30.000 --> 0:30:31.040 You know, it's okay. 0:30:31.120 --> 0:30:34.040 You can't apologize after I say something like that. Yeah, Like, 0:30:34.040 --> 0:30:34.720 I just kept going. 0:30:35.840 --> 0:30:36.480 And you're a. 0:30:36.440 --> 0:30:41.400 Blonde and I feel like blondes are more confident than brunettes, 0:30:41.440 --> 0:30:43.480 and it's just gonna throw it out there it should 0:30:43.520 --> 0:30:46.840 be not right, But I think blondes are more confident. Yeah, 0:30:46.920 --> 0:30:49.520 but that's because society like uplifts them exactly. 0:30:49.960 --> 0:30:52.280 Yeah, I think brunettes yeah, And I think it's good 0:30:52.280 --> 0:30:54.760 to like play that role on stage, you know. I 0:30:54.760 --> 0:30:57.440 do think too, Like for commercial casting, I feel like, 0:30:57.880 --> 0:31:01.200 if they want a female who seems friendly and accessible 0:31:01.240 --> 0:31:03.440 and non threatening, it's always going to be a brunette 0:31:03.480 --> 0:31:05.680 or a red head. It's never going to be a block. 0:31:06.160 --> 0:31:06.440 Really. 0:31:06.640 --> 0:31:09.440 I feel like when the Disney when the Disney Channel 0:31:09.520 --> 0:31:13.440 kids go through their like rebellious phase, they dye their 0:31:13.440 --> 0:31:18.200 hair darker, like that's their like their rockstar like day 0:31:18.280 --> 0:31:19.360 black dudes now. 0:31:21.040 --> 0:31:21.960 Right, Well, I. 0:31:21.960 --> 0:31:22.840 Mean I think that's true. 0:31:23.440 --> 0:31:25.000 I feel like if you have just a random like 0:31:25.280 --> 0:31:27.800 if you're casting a random commercial of like a family 0:31:28.000 --> 0:31:29.840 or like you know, you want someone to be the 0:31:29.840 --> 0:31:32.800 face of a brand, I just feel like often it's 0:31:32.800 --> 0:31:34.120 going to be a brunett or a red head. 0:31:34.120 --> 0:31:36.440 Because like that's so crazy that you think that, because 0:31:36.480 --> 0:31:38.160 I feel like blondes are everywhere. 0:31:38.400 --> 0:31:41.080 Really, yes, maybe I'm just trying to justify why I 0:31:41.120 --> 0:31:41.680 never get work. 0:31:45.880 --> 0:31:47.040 That's what's. 0:31:48.240 --> 0:31:49.800 It's just the hair color of God. 0:31:49.880 --> 0:31:52.000 I guess it's not that I have no talent, And 0:31:52.120 --> 0:31:52.440 it was. 0:31:52.360 --> 0:31:57.640 The hair color bit you would diet, okay right now, 0:31:58.000 --> 0:31:58.320 and I. 0:31:58.280 --> 0:31:59.520 Go back to that dark brown. 0:31:59.640 --> 0:32:00.600 Yea god. 0:32:00.680 --> 0:32:03.160 I remember the morning so I died my hair dark brown. 0:32:03.200 --> 0:32:05.320 I went to this bar, no one recognized me, and 0:32:05.400 --> 0:32:07.440 I remember the next morning I woke up and you know, 0:32:07.480 --> 0:32:08.840 my hair was like in my face, and you know 0:32:08.920 --> 0:32:11.080 that what beat when you're sort of disoriented and you're 0:32:11.120 --> 0:32:13.160 like where am I. I remember looking at my hair 0:32:13.160 --> 0:32:15.000 on my pillow and I was like, oh gross, there's 0:32:15.040 --> 0:32:16.360 a brunette in my bad And then I was like 0:32:20.480 --> 0:32:22.920 I was like and I immediately knew I'd made a mistake, 0:32:22.960 --> 0:32:25.040 but like it was like I didn't I'd gone to 0:32:25.120 --> 0:32:27.520 my mom's colorist. It was a very special thing, you know, 0:32:27.560 --> 0:32:29.719 Like I didn't have any money really, so like I 0:32:29.800 --> 0:32:31.040 was just stuck with it for. 0:32:31.120 --> 0:32:34.200 Months how long I think I had it? Like that 0:32:34.280 --> 0:32:37.680 was ripe. That was like Christmas time, and that's a terrible. 0:32:37.400 --> 0:32:39.080 Time to die. I feel like die. 0:32:39.240 --> 0:32:42.680 Like wintertime is when you go dark though summertimes springtime 0:32:42.720 --> 0:32:43.960 is when you like lighten it back. 0:32:44.560 --> 0:32:48.680 Yeah, but because the winter is so like cold and dry, 0:32:48.720 --> 0:32:50.520 it drives out your hair, and I feel like that's 0:32:50.520 --> 0:32:51.720 just a terrible time. 0:32:51.720 --> 0:32:54.360 I know, and like that's when I'm pasty as hell 0:32:54.440 --> 0:32:55.880 and so like brown hair wasn't. 0:32:55.640 --> 0:32:57.080 Doing any favors, you know. 0:32:57.560 --> 0:33:00.800 Nay, in the winter, I go red, usually not this winter, 0:33:00.880 --> 0:33:02.440 but usually go red in the winter because I like 0:33:02.480 --> 0:33:03.840 that it's fun, it's. 0:33:03.720 --> 0:33:04.520 A little softer. 0:33:04.760 --> 0:33:07.240 Although red is the quickest, it's the diet fades the 0:33:07.280 --> 0:33:08.240 quickest of any dye. 0:33:09.320 --> 0:33:16.800 Yeah, like a redhead, though red hair, like Amy Adams red. 0:33:16.920 --> 0:33:19.560 They give red heads a hard time, but every redhead 0:33:19.600 --> 0:33:22.640 that I've like encountered or been friends with a one 0:33:22.760 --> 0:33:26.280 stunning and just like they photograph really well. 0:33:26.400 --> 0:33:28.800 Yeah, and it's just a sort of an unexpected look, 0:33:28.880 --> 0:33:30.760 you know. I feel like you really do stand out. 0:33:30.800 --> 0:33:32.880 For as much as like I think blondes get a 0:33:32.880 --> 0:33:35.040 lot of glory, I feel like redheads that's sort of 0:33:35.080 --> 0:33:37.960 the sleeper cell, you know of just like you stand out. 0:33:38.280 --> 0:33:39.480 It's a different look, and. 0:33:39.400 --> 0:33:41.960 I feel like it goes with any eye color, yeah, 0:33:42.480 --> 0:33:43.080 green eyes or. 0:33:43.120 --> 0:33:45.360 Gray eyes or and don't have some red hair with 0:33:45.440 --> 0:33:47.120 some freckles, bitch. 0:33:46.960 --> 0:33:47.920 I will marry you. 0:33:48.120 --> 0:33:55.960 Yeah, okay, Yeah, just a light not like a light, smattering, smattering. 0:33:57.040 --> 0:33:58.920 God man, I'm a blonde who has a lot of. 0:33:59.000 --> 0:34:03.120 Mold hot stuff. 0:34:05.520 --> 0:34:08.759 So, Lena, how's your dating life as a blonde? How's 0:34:08.800 --> 0:34:09.719 it doing it? 0:34:09.760 --> 0:34:09.960 Does? 0:34:10.320 --> 0:34:12.359 I did pretty well? I like to think work. 0:34:12.480 --> 0:34:12.759 You see. 0:34:12.800 --> 0:34:15.960 She didn't hold back on that, bitch, I'm doing dig down, 0:34:16.480 --> 0:34:19.960 No problem me, dig down. 0:34:21.520 --> 0:34:22.919 Are you dating somebody right now? 0:34:24.320 --> 0:34:28.640 No, I'm like, okay, I'm exploring. 0:34:29.120 --> 0:34:31.120 I don't know. I've been like casually seeing some people. 0:34:31.680 --> 0:34:32.719 People I love it. 0:34:33.600 --> 0:34:36.319 Yes, none of them drive trucks right now? 0:34:36.520 --> 0:34:36.719 Yeah? 0:34:36.840 --> 0:34:39.840 No, no, no, yeah, I'm no, not no more truck drivers. 0:34:39.920 --> 0:34:42.560 That was sort of a strange, strange thing, and like, yeah, 0:34:42.760 --> 0:34:44.200 it was odd, but yeah, I was dating a dude 0:34:44.200 --> 0:34:46.040 over the summer that was pretty serious and that didn't 0:34:46.080 --> 0:34:47.799 work out. So now I'm just kind of like, you know, 0:34:47.880 --> 0:34:49.520 as i'd love to say, easy come. 0:34:49.320 --> 0:34:51.040 Easy, go easy. 0:34:51.680 --> 0:34:56.680 Well, yes, it just it was one of those relationships 0:34:56.680 --> 0:35:00.839 where it was like so intense, so fat, yeah, which 0:35:00.880 --> 0:35:03.920 like the notebook, Yeah, it's always just an indicator like ye, 0:35:04.400 --> 0:35:05.520 this is never gonna work. 0:35:05.640 --> 0:35:07.160 And it was like and then I think we both. 0:35:06.960 --> 0:35:09.000 Tried to like take our foot off the gas, and 0:35:09.040 --> 0:35:10.600 I was like we should break up, and he was like, 0:35:10.640 --> 0:35:12.759 no it stay together. But like you know, when it 0:35:12.960 --> 0:35:14.760 just it just was too much, too. 0:35:14.600 --> 0:35:18.239 Soon, that pompcash good girl, Yeah that's what it is. 0:35:18.600 --> 0:35:20.760 Yeah, gosh, you're. 0:35:20.560 --> 0:35:24.000 Doing great now. Wait does it matches your top matches? 0:35:24.160 --> 0:35:25.320 Does a carpet match today? 0:35:25.480 --> 0:35:28.640 No, of course not. What does it look like a 0:35:31.680 --> 0:35:32.960 blonde up top junk down? 0:35:33.040 --> 0:35:41.600 Blosso showed me a picture, not anybody. 0:35:43.680 --> 0:35:48.480 God, the record between us downs. 0:35:49.000 --> 0:35:51.799 Don't you feel bad for redheads for that reason? Firecrotch? 0:35:54.400 --> 0:35:56.040 Probably not. Yeah. 0:35:56.120 --> 0:35:58.840 I've also never slept with somebody who was a ginger, 0:35:58.880 --> 0:36:00.880 so I don't know what their pubes look like. 0:36:00.920 --> 0:36:02.000 Me neither, I've never. 0:36:02.280 --> 0:36:06.759 I've never just like nestled in some fiery Andrew, have 0:36:06.840 --> 0:36:12.240 you ever dated somebody who had run here? Received clay 0:36:12.280 --> 0:36:25.120 an't do it his knees. 0:36:25.960 --> 0:36:28.920 The Claymates are proud. Remember his fan base was the Claymates. 0:36:29.080 --> 0:36:33.239 Oh my god, oh my god, Clay Achin has a 0:36:33.280 --> 0:36:33.879 big dick. 0:36:34.880 --> 0:36:37.360 Wow, I'm thoroughly surprised. 0:36:38.040 --> 0:36:39.319 But you know what I feel like, that's often how 0:36:39.360 --> 0:36:41.040 it goes. The dudes who seem like they would have 0:36:41.080 --> 0:36:42.920 a big dick never do. And the dudes who were 0:36:42.920 --> 0:36:45.080 low key. It's like wealth too. I feel like the 0:36:45.120 --> 0:36:46.959 more showy people are with their wealth, the more they're 0:36:47.000 --> 0:36:48.040 like barely getting by. 0:36:48.360 --> 0:36:52.480 And the real rich people drive frigging shitty cats like cars. 0:36:52.239 --> 0:36:54.160 Yeah, or Volvos. 0:36:54.600 --> 0:36:58.200 Rich people love an old Volva a classic? 0:36:59.680 --> 0:37:06.359 Yes, Oh my god, wow, have we verified that this 0:37:06.400 --> 0:37:17.520 is klay Akin's dick? Was like, yourses, no, he did not, 0:37:17.800 --> 0:37:19.680 and you're a liar. I need to see her seats 0:37:19.800 --> 0:37:23.319 wi Clay Achin sent you a picture of his dick? 0:37:26.000 --> 0:37:27.040 Let me see, let me see. 0:37:27.880 --> 0:37:30.600 You're a millennial. 0:37:30.800 --> 0:37:33.560 You could have photoshopped at Oh wow, yeah, you have 0:37:33.640 --> 0:37:35.480 face tune on your bitch. 0:37:36.360 --> 0:37:39.080 Don't you do that? And it went over episode? 0:37:39.200 --> 0:37:41.239 When did When did klay a Can send you a 0:37:41.239 --> 0:37:42.040 picture of his dick? 0:37:43.560 --> 0:37:45.839 S I girl. 0:37:45.719 --> 0:37:49.960 Wow, yus, Oh my god, Joseph. He's in Joseph in 0:37:50.000 --> 0:37:51.279 the Magic Technically dream Coat. 0:37:51.400 --> 0:37:56.160 Right. My roommate went to see that. She said it 0:37:56.239 --> 0:37:58.799 was awful. Oh my god, it was so bad that 0:37:58.840 --> 0:37:59.319 it was good. 0:37:59.360 --> 0:38:05.040 Should I tell Clay aching In this, I think, and 0:38:05.120 --> 0:38:06.880 then we'll have him on the podcast to see if 0:38:06.880 --> 0:38:07.479 it's all true. 0:38:09.320 --> 0:38:11.439 Yeah, did you send him your dick? 0:38:13.960 --> 0:38:14.160 Yeah? 0:38:14.239 --> 0:38:19.000 Show us that two way street, and. 0:38:19.960 --> 0:38:24.440 It's it's just all in the office. It's fine, it's 0:38:24.440 --> 0:38:25.000 between us. 0:38:25.120 --> 0:38:30.440 Yea space spaces all the time. 0:38:32.520 --> 0:38:36.320 Do you get a lot of dick pics? 0:38:36.840 --> 0:38:39.040 I've gotten a fair number. I got one from like 0:38:39.080 --> 0:38:42.040 a dude who is like of like, I hardly know 0:38:42.120 --> 0:38:43.640 this guy. He's more of a family friend. 0:38:43.920 --> 0:38:45.280 Wow, that's rude. 0:38:45.360 --> 0:38:46.960 It was so crazy, and it was like I just 0:38:46.960 --> 0:38:49.080 remember so vividly I had I'd moved to New York 0:38:49.120 --> 0:38:51.520 only a few years prior, and like I woke up 0:38:51.520 --> 0:38:53.440 on a Friday morning and he sent me just like 0:38:54.160 --> 0:38:56.640 like no context, we weren't even messaging, just a picture 0:38:56.680 --> 0:38:58.920 of his dick at like five am on a Thursday, 0:38:59.400 --> 0:39:00.680 Like what are you doing? 0:39:01.400 --> 0:39:03.279 How did you respond? Because maybe he's trying to send 0:39:03.280 --> 0:39:04.000 it to somebody else. 0:39:04.280 --> 0:39:05.680 I don't even I didn't even respond. 0:39:05.760 --> 0:39:07.399 I'm trying to send it to somebody else. 0:39:07.440 --> 0:39:09.840 That's says definitely, it hasn't happened to me, but I 0:39:09.880 --> 0:39:12.160 know it's happened to other people. And then I don't 0:39:12.239 --> 0:39:14.600 know if I've sent messages by accident. 0:39:14.680 --> 0:39:15.840 I know I could have sent a picture. 0:39:15.880 --> 0:39:17.600 I know I've sent messages by accident for sure. 0:39:17.640 --> 0:39:19.319 If I'm like in the thick of messaging with someone 0:39:19.360 --> 0:39:20.600 and then someone sort of pops in. 0:39:21.160 --> 0:39:23.640 The thing that I'll do is our screenshot, so or 0:39:23.760 --> 0:39:26.879 I will copy and paste, or like I'll screenshot something 0:39:26.920 --> 0:39:28.840 and then just send it to like Sydney or somebody 0:39:28.880 --> 0:39:33.160 else and accidentally send the screenshot to the person And 0:39:33.239 --> 0:39:34.920 then they'd be like what And I'd be like, I 0:39:34.920 --> 0:39:37.719 want to make sure you saw just in case you 0:39:37.760 --> 0:39:43.240 could just you can't see what you just said, be like, oh, yeah. 0:39:42.680 --> 0:39:43.600 It was that crazy. 0:39:43.719 --> 0:39:46.480 It was a great exponage, like trying to make sure 0:39:46.520 --> 0:39:47.960 that you see how you look to other. 0:39:47.800 --> 0:39:48.759 People, right right. 0:39:48.800 --> 0:39:51.400 But they'd be like, look at this dumbest Oh my god, 0:39:51.800 --> 0:39:52.520 that's amazing. 0:39:52.800 --> 0:39:55.600 Wait, so have you guys ever like how much I'm 0:39:55.600 --> 0:39:57.760 always curious because blonde costs so much money? 0:39:58.280 --> 0:39:58.719 Do you like? 0:39:58.760 --> 0:40:00.799 But I always wonder if it lots more money than 0:40:00.840 --> 0:40:02.840 your average hair color? Like I mean, I feel like 0:40:02.880 --> 0:40:05.520 you guys died my well, I mean just as far 0:40:05.560 --> 0:40:07.040 as like money you spend on hair. 0:40:06.960 --> 0:40:09.520 Like I do to a salon like that, how much 0:40:09.560 --> 0:40:11.680 does it cost to like to color your hair? 0:40:12.080 --> 0:40:12.319 Well? 0:40:12.360 --> 0:40:14.120 If you do, I used to go to this one 0:40:14.160 --> 0:40:16.240 guy I had the same color ass for like seven years. 0:40:16.840 --> 0:40:17.280 Colorist. 0:40:17.280 --> 0:40:20.480 Sounds like such a wealthy thing to have my coloriss 0:40:20.520 --> 0:40:21.160 my therapist. 0:40:21.280 --> 0:40:23.240 Also, I know it does. 0:40:23.560 --> 0:40:25.240 Yeah, yeah he's colorless. 0:40:25.320 --> 0:40:31.360 Yeah, I know he's classes and colors and colorists. Yeah yeah, yeah. 0:40:31.200 --> 0:40:31.759 He used to do. 0:40:32.040 --> 0:40:34.160 This was back when I would do full like full 0:40:34.160 --> 0:40:37.040 head of highlights and a haircut. It would take me 0:40:37.120 --> 0:40:41.240 like three hours on a Saturday, like all that around 0:40:41.280 --> 0:40:43.799 like four hundred four to fifty. 0:40:43.400 --> 0:40:45.360 And then the touch up is how much like to 0:40:45.480 --> 0:40:47.520 just get the like the roots touched up? 0:40:48.000 --> 0:40:49.160 I mean it depends on the salon. 0:40:49.200 --> 0:40:50.919 Now I'm smarter about it and I'll do like half 0:40:51.000 --> 0:40:54.200 head and that and like one fifty. But that's like 0:40:54.239 --> 0:40:55.720 mostly with a discount girl. 0:40:55.560 --> 0:40:56.840 You couldn't real close to. 0:40:57.360 --> 0:40:59.920 Yeah, it's a lot, but like how much the braids cost? 0:41:00.840 --> 0:41:03.680 Well, shutout to Mina and money giving me a pricess 0:41:03.719 --> 0:41:04.400 that works for me. 0:41:05.680 --> 0:41:08.560 It's a sliding sale like my therapy. 0:41:08.760 --> 0:41:13.239 Yeah, it's it's expensive. I just looked online and some 0:41:13.280 --> 0:41:15.959 girls spent like eight hundred dollars on her braids. 0:41:15.680 --> 0:41:18.560 Eight hundred dollars and it looked beautiful. 0:41:18.640 --> 0:41:22.000 But no, I've never paid more than one hundred dollars 0:41:22.000 --> 0:41:22.760 to get my hair braided. 0:41:23.040 --> 0:41:24.040 Really yeah, but. 0:41:24.000 --> 0:41:27.200 I don't that's not a Mina Amani's price. 0:41:27.000 --> 0:41:28.920 Point though those are braids. 0:41:28.920 --> 0:41:31.840 Well, I so I'm getting my hair. I'm getting a 0:41:32.000 --> 0:41:34.279 wash and a blowout and a trim tomorrow. And they 0:41:34.280 --> 0:41:38.120 were like, uh, it's a it's ninety dollars for a 0:41:38.239 --> 0:41:40.960 junior stylist. And I was like, a junior stylist and 0:41:41.000 --> 0:41:42.520 how much is the and they were like and then 0:41:42.560 --> 0:41:46.600 it's more like for a senior stylist, So one hundred 0:41:46.640 --> 0:41:48.840 and thirty dollars to start, and then you know you 0:41:48.840 --> 0:41:50.640 got to do boom. Yeah, you know they're gonna throw 0:41:50.680 --> 0:41:53.359 in a deep conditioner or you're like, actually it's gonna 0:41:53.360 --> 0:41:55.200 be but it is a new it's a natural hair 0:41:55.239 --> 0:41:58.000 salon that I'm trying tomorrow, so we'll see how I 0:41:58.040 --> 0:42:01.640 feel on Sunday. But yeah, they were like she was like, 0:42:01.719 --> 0:42:04.640 it's one thirty for a senior stylist. That's where we start. 0:42:04.800 --> 0:42:08.600 And I was like for a wash, trim, trim, yeah yeah, 0:42:09.120 --> 0:42:11.719 And they're like, will you be needing other treatments and 0:42:11.760 --> 0:42:13.440 I was like, we'll see when I get there. 0:42:13.400 --> 0:42:16.520 Exactly, so I feel but also it's the New York expense. 0:42:16.640 --> 0:42:18.319 Like when I first moved to New York, I would 0:42:18.360 --> 0:42:20.200 take a bus back to Boston to go to the 0:42:20.280 --> 0:42:20.960 old rest. 0:42:21.400 --> 0:42:24.480 No, that don't sound right. 0:42:24.640 --> 0:42:27.680 I took a bus to get to my color Yes, yeah, 0:42:27.719 --> 0:42:30.840 I'm wrong with you, Coloriss. 0:42:30.880 --> 0:42:32.560 You can afford to not take a bus. 0:42:33.320 --> 0:42:35.959 Hold on, wait, no, you know what I'm wrong Because 0:42:35.960 --> 0:42:38.560 when I went to school in western Massachusetts, I would 0:42:38.600 --> 0:42:40.560 go home to get my hair done, see, and then 0:42:40.560 --> 0:42:41.920 I would go to Long Island to. 0:42:41.880 --> 0:42:42.799 Get my hair done. Wow. 0:42:42.800 --> 0:42:45.000 I would go to the city, go to Long Island 0:42:45.080 --> 0:42:46.040 to get my hair wow. 0:42:46.200 --> 0:42:47.200 So I get some of it. 0:42:47.280 --> 0:42:48.719 It's not even I mean, some of it's about price, 0:42:48.760 --> 0:42:50.520 but some of it is when someone does it righty, 0:42:50.880 --> 0:42:53.279 Like I've gone. I've gone so many colorists, and I've 0:42:53.280 --> 0:42:55.160 been like, I like a yellow blonde. I know you 0:42:55.200 --> 0:42:57.360 think I'm trash. This is what I want. Listen to me, 0:42:57.680 --> 0:43:00.719 and then they'll do like a whitish blonde. So this 0:43:00.800 --> 0:43:03.120 woman in the in Boston, she like would listen to me, 0:43:03.160 --> 0:43:04.880 so I would go back to her. And she was 0:43:04.880 --> 0:43:07.640 such a Boston character, Like the salon was like rinky 0:43:07.680 --> 0:43:10.760 dank in Somerville, and she would had this great Boston accent. 0:43:10.760 --> 0:43:13.160 She'd always be like, like, you know, the dye would 0:43:13.200 --> 0:43:15.160 be setting her or like I'd just be sitting there waiting, 0:43:15.520 --> 0:43:16.799 and she'd always be on the cell phone of their 0:43:16.840 --> 0:43:19.080 mom being like Mom, Mom, go to stopping shop, get 0:43:19.120 --> 0:43:22.480 some lobsters, some Shodeneys hanging out later. And I was 0:43:22.520 --> 0:43:28.840 just like just sitting lobster, Like, Mom, get lobsters and 0:43:28.880 --> 0:43:29.520 shot stop. 0:43:29.719 --> 0:43:30.359 Get him at the stop. 0:43:32.120 --> 0:43:37.960 I'm not a car, he's a I just love said 0:43:38.040 --> 0:43:38.399 so much. 0:43:39.120 --> 0:43:41.560 I like it because it's funny. Yeah, oh, I agree, 0:43:41.800 --> 0:43:45.720 it's hilarious to me. Why do you not have that accent? 0:43:46.880 --> 0:43:51.000 Okay, real talk, because the Boston accent is like socioeconomic 0:43:51.080 --> 0:43:53.359 kind of you know, and so like I I grew 0:43:53.440 --> 0:43:55.080 up in a town called Weston, where like no one 0:43:55.080 --> 0:43:57.520 has the accent. Next door is a town called Waltham 0:43:57.560 --> 0:44:00.399 that's like a little more built up, like it has 0:44:00.440 --> 0:44:03.520 like high rise buildings, you know, more stuff, and people 0:44:03.520 --> 0:44:04.640 have the Boston accent there. 0:44:04.680 --> 0:44:07.040 So it's like, really it's sort of based on where 0:44:07.040 --> 0:44:07.520 you grew up. 0:44:07.840 --> 0:44:09.719 But then after college, I lived in South Boston for 0:44:09.719 --> 0:44:12.840 three years, and like Southie natives have the accent. But 0:44:12.880 --> 0:44:15.480 there's also two Boston accents. There's like the Kennedy one, 0:44:15.680 --> 0:44:17.920 which is like you know, Joe ask not what you 0:44:17.960 --> 0:44:21.480 all control for your follow mom, which like my parents generation, 0:44:23.320 --> 0:44:26.080 my parents generation have it. Yeah, it's like the older Bostonians. 0:44:26.080 --> 0:44:28.040 And then there's the younger Bostonians who are like Facio, 0:44:28.680 --> 0:44:30.480 like you know, like get me, like go to stop 0:44:30.480 --> 0:44:32.680 and shop, get me Shadonay's lobsters, like give me a 0:44:32.680 --> 0:44:35.239 fucking wallet packed the cat, Yeah. 0:44:35.200 --> 0:44:36.040 Give me your wallet. 0:44:36.120 --> 0:44:44.080 Can people at how crime? Yeah? 0:44:45.560 --> 0:44:47.080 I would just if somebody said that to me in 0:44:47.160 --> 0:44:49.839 that accent, I would laugh until they walked away. 0:44:50.480 --> 0:44:52.640 I'd be like, are you related to Mark Wahlberg? 0:44:52.880 --> 0:44:58.760 Macky Mac? So what happened something? There was a robbery 0:44:58.880 --> 0:44:59.160 or something? 0:44:59.200 --> 0:45:02.800 Well yeah, yeah, yes, speaking of Boston robberies, Yeah, I 0:45:02.920 --> 0:45:03.640 had years ago. 0:45:04.400 --> 0:45:05.960 I was living in New York at the time, but 0:45:06.040 --> 0:45:07.160 I did. I did get. 0:45:07.120 --> 0:45:10.080 Robbed on Newberry Street in Boston, which is insane. 0:45:10.360 --> 0:45:11.439 Do you has know Newberry Street? 0:45:11.480 --> 0:45:15.120 It's like very nice, all the shops, It's like that's 0:45:15.160 --> 0:45:17.799 the place. That's a lot of time in Boston. And wait, 0:45:17.800 --> 0:45:20.160 you went to college in school and I had to 0:45:20.320 --> 0:45:23.040 like escape on the weekend to go to Boston. 0:45:23.200 --> 0:45:26.000 With the prop proper folks who were very racist. 0:45:26.040 --> 0:45:31.560 But what yeah, that's got troublesome history with troublesome is 0:45:31.600 --> 0:45:33.600 that what we call it trouble? 0:45:36.320 --> 0:45:39.560 Trouble is the new problematic. 0:45:40.600 --> 0:45:41.120 Troublesome? 0:45:41.840 --> 0:45:43.439 God, wait, where'd you go to school in Worcester? 0:45:44.400 --> 0:45:44.600 Yeah? 0:45:44.640 --> 0:45:46.680 Yeah, okay, I feel like we've talked about this probably 0:45:47.800 --> 0:45:50.720 that's so crazy. I forgot that Boston was in Massachusetts. 0:45:52.600 --> 0:45:53.960 I was like, why are we talking about where they 0:45:53.960 --> 0:45:56.239 went to school? Were talking about Boston right now? Yeah, 0:45:56.600 --> 0:45:57.080 I got it. 0:45:57.440 --> 0:45:59.719 But yeah I got mugged on Newberry Street, which is 0:45:59.840 --> 0:46:02.320 in saying because it is the nicest street. But it 0:46:02.400 --> 0:46:05.440 was the night before Thanksgiving and it's like it's all shops, 0:46:05.440 --> 0:46:07.840 so it's really a daytime street. It's like for daytime shopping, 0:46:08.040 --> 0:46:09.080 daytime walking around. 0:46:09.160 --> 0:46:10.920 But it is beautiful to go at nights. They have 0:46:11.040 --> 0:46:13.000 like heads and everything. Yeah, exactly. 0:46:13.000 --> 0:46:16.680 It's like right near the near like Boston Common, which 0:46:16.719 --> 0:46:20.200 has the public garden. Like it's just a beautiful area, 0:46:20.400 --> 0:46:22.480 really nicely like built out. It's like the one area 0:46:22.520 --> 0:46:24.759 of Boston that like makes sense because it was built 0:46:24.760 --> 0:46:27.680 the last so it's built like a grid. But yeah, 0:46:27.960 --> 0:46:30.320 so Boilston is next door to it and the parallel 0:46:30.400 --> 0:46:31.879 to it, and that has like a ton of bars 0:46:31.920 --> 0:46:34.160 on it, more restaurants, night life, and so my best 0:46:34.200 --> 0:46:36.759 friend and I went to a restaurant on Newbery and 0:46:36.840 --> 0:46:38.560 then we're walking out and we're going to We're gonna 0:46:38.560 --> 0:46:41.680 go to my high school reunion. And this was like hilarious. 0:46:41.719 --> 0:46:43.840 So this was like ten years after we graduated high school, 0:46:43.840 --> 0:46:47.160 I think, yeah it was. And we're walking down Newberry 0:46:47.160 --> 0:46:49.080 Street and this guy is coming toward us on a 0:46:49.120 --> 0:46:51.160 bike and we're both like done up for a night out. 0:46:51.520 --> 0:46:52.960 And Suzanne my best friend from. 0:46:52.800 --> 0:46:55.319 Georgia and find his Boston clothes on exact Yeah, We're 0:46:55.320 --> 0:46:58.000 all like hey, like cute tight jeans, high heels, and 0:46:58.200 --> 0:47:00.239 Susanne and I look very similar. People used to think 0:47:00.239 --> 0:47:01.719 we were twins, which I think is just because we're 0:47:01.760 --> 0:47:03.520 like two white women who are blonde, you know, in. 0:47:03.560 --> 0:47:05.960 My mind as twins Barricade and Ashley. 0:47:06.160 --> 0:47:09.279 So we're like two blonde heads Bob and and and 0:47:09.360 --> 0:47:11.160 we're walking down the street and this kid's coming bat 0:47:11.239 --> 0:47:13.480 us on a bike or this like teenage guy, and 0:47:13.640 --> 0:47:15.880 so we go single file so he can bike by us, 0:47:16.200 --> 0:47:18.120 and as he comes by me, he just scoops my 0:47:18.200 --> 0:47:19.200 purse out of my hand. 0:47:19.520 --> 0:47:20.520 Now what kind of purse was it? 0:47:20.920 --> 0:47:22.839 It was? It was like a Kate Spade. 0:47:24.040 --> 0:47:24.360 Purse. 0:47:26.239 --> 0:47:26.439 Yeah. 0:47:26.440 --> 0:47:27.960 I was like, do I look like I have money? 0:47:27.960 --> 0:47:29.319 Because I don't, Like I don't. 0:47:29.360 --> 0:47:30.839 I mean, but it was one of those persons where 0:47:30.880 --> 0:47:32.960 it's like a circle, like a metal circle, and then 0:47:32.960 --> 0:47:33.960 the bag hangs below. 0:47:34.600 --> 0:47:35.879 It wasn't a strap. 0:47:37.520 --> 0:47:39.520 In your hand, not like the crook of your arm exactly. 0:47:39.640 --> 0:47:44.400 And now it's I'm showing back person, how are you? 0:47:45.640 --> 0:47:49.160 I think because normally I would wear it like usually. Yeah, 0:47:49.320 --> 0:47:50.800 but I think I just because I think when I 0:47:50.880 --> 0:47:52.799 tucked behind Suzanne so he could go by, I was like, oh, 0:47:52.840 --> 0:47:54.640 let me get out of the way. And but yeah, 0:47:54.640 --> 0:47:57.040 I mean talk about like looking you know, like just 0:47:57.120 --> 0:48:00.040 an easy target. So he just scoops my purse and 0:48:00.120 --> 0:48:02.040 I remember, like you know when you have that moment 0:48:02.040 --> 0:48:03.759 where you're like, just be happy you have your life, 0:48:03.880 --> 0:48:05.640 you know, like it's just things. 0:48:05.680 --> 0:48:06.120 All the way. 0:48:06.560 --> 0:48:09.600 I need my twelve dollars and I need you know, 0:48:09.640 --> 0:48:11.360 I got my passport and said I don't have my 0:48:11.480 --> 0:48:14.200 actual idea, so no, no, no, we gonna need. 0:48:14.239 --> 0:48:15.359 You to come up my bag. 0:48:15.440 --> 0:48:15.560 I know. 0:48:15.600 --> 0:48:17.000 I remember I was about to start a new job 0:48:17.080 --> 0:48:18.759 in New York and I needed my ID to get 0:48:18.840 --> 0:48:20.320 on the bus back and like all these things, I 0:48:20.440 --> 0:48:23.120 was like wait, no, yeah, and so I turned and 0:48:23.120 --> 0:48:25.600 I'm wearing high heels. So I turned on my heel 0:48:25.600 --> 0:48:26.839 and I tried to chasing. 0:48:26.600 --> 0:48:31.040 A sturdy Steve Madden, a sturdy Jessica Simpson se. 0:48:31.040 --> 0:48:33.960 Lena, you look like the type to run after your attacker. 0:48:34.200 --> 0:48:35.000 Thank you. Yeah. 0:48:35.080 --> 0:48:36.839 It's so funny because I think that he maybe saw 0:48:36.880 --> 0:48:38.720 these two blonde chicks and was like easy target. 0:48:38.880 --> 0:48:40.520 But I was like, uh, you don't know who I am. 0:48:40.600 --> 0:48:42.320 I've been in a number of number of scrapes in 0:48:42.400 --> 0:48:44.880 a bar like I will come there, I would get 0:48:44.920 --> 0:48:47.280 my freaking bag. So I turned and I start chasing 0:48:47.360 --> 0:48:49.640 this guy and he's on a bike, and then Suzanne 0:48:49.640 --> 0:48:51.440 Bless her heart, is right behind me. She's calling nine 0:48:51.480 --> 0:48:52.520 one one as we run. 0:48:52.680 --> 0:48:55.080 Yeah, you need Suzanne, you need a good white woman 0:48:55.120 --> 0:48:58.160 in a back calling. I'm not running in a heel, 0:48:58.200 --> 0:49:00.839 though I would have taken a heel off and head. 0:49:02.640 --> 0:49:05.320 But so I started screaming, I'm like help, help, And 0:49:05.400 --> 0:49:08.640 then I truly remembered the episode of Oprah where she says, 0:49:09.040 --> 0:49:11.120 don't ever scream help because no one will help you. 0:49:11.440 --> 0:49:15.320 You scream fire because Oprah taught us that. Yes, it's like, 0:49:15.360 --> 0:49:17.399 don't go to a second location and scream fire. 0:49:18.040 --> 0:49:20.400 Well, I'm gonna let you have that. Yes out to 0:49:20.440 --> 0:49:24.840 Oprah help swinfree. But I remember, like vividly thinking of that. 0:49:24.920 --> 0:49:26.759 I was like, no, think about what Oprah said. So 0:49:26.880 --> 0:49:30.120 then I started, what would Oprah do? 0:49:30.640 --> 0:49:33.760 W didn't. 0:49:41.640 --> 0:49:43.120 Wait, you scream fire? 0:49:43.160 --> 0:49:44.280 I started screaming fire. 0:49:44.480 --> 0:49:46.600 And I'm really drunk because Susanna and I just had 0:49:46.600 --> 0:49:48.440 a bunch of like dirty martinis and wine because we're 0:49:48.440 --> 0:49:49.560 gonna go to o high school union. 0:49:49.920 --> 0:49:51.480 And gives you the energy. 0:49:51.600 --> 0:49:53.960 Yeah, I was like, like, I can't believe how much 0:49:54.000 --> 0:49:58.560 I just like turned on. So I'm like far, like 0:49:58.640 --> 0:50:00.560 I sounded like a shaty doors car bad and it 0:50:00.640 --> 0:50:07.040 was just like so I finally because I used to 0:50:07.080 --> 0:50:09.160 be like I love running, I love working out. I'm 0:50:09.200 --> 0:50:10.759 able to catch up, and I. 0:50:10.760 --> 0:50:14.200 Do love a jobs we do a late night jug 0:50:14.360 --> 0:50:15.600 or an early morning job. 0:50:15.719 --> 0:50:16.920 I know, all alone. 0:50:17.480 --> 0:50:19.800 Oh my god, So I'm able to catch up. To 0:50:19.880 --> 0:50:24.400 the way before the bike he was on a unicycle. 0:50:31.360 --> 0:50:31.879 It was a bike. 0:50:32.000 --> 0:50:33.560 It seemed like a stolen bike because it did not 0:50:33.640 --> 0:50:35.839 fit him, like it was a small children's dirt bike, 0:50:35.880 --> 0:50:37.320 and he was like a large teenager. 0:50:37.719 --> 0:50:39.319 So I think that he was just his knees were 0:50:39.360 --> 0:50:41.040 hitting the Yeah, exactly, why. 0:50:40.960 --> 0:50:43.319 Did you let him pass you? Like, I wouldn't even 0:50:43.400 --> 0:50:44.239 let anyway. 0:50:43.960 --> 0:50:44.920 Like that go buy me. 0:50:45.560 --> 0:50:47.640 Also, like my manners are what got me in trouble, 0:50:47.680 --> 0:50:48.920 you know what I mean. I should have been like 0:50:49.160 --> 0:50:50.399 I don't care to get out of the way. 0:50:50.480 --> 0:50:52.399 I know how many times I've yelled people for riding 0:50:52.400 --> 0:50:53.920 their bike on the sidewalking. 0:50:56.080 --> 0:50:57.360 Was supposed to be on the side. 0:50:59.200 --> 0:51:02.920 There's that bike, and I know, but so yeah. 0:51:03.000 --> 0:51:04.520 So I finally catch up to him and I was 0:51:04.600 --> 0:51:07.040 like what now, Selena, Like you know, like, what was 0:51:07.040 --> 0:51:07.520 the big idea? 0:51:07.640 --> 0:51:08.400 Grab your purse? 0:51:08.719 --> 0:51:10.680 So he is biking here onto the left of me. 0:51:10.760 --> 0:51:13.040 I'm running here. We're still on a pretty tight sidewalk, 0:51:13.160 --> 0:51:15.000 but I'm like, like, right next to him. 0:51:14.880 --> 0:51:18.000 You're in heel. Yes, I even believe it was the 0:51:18.080 --> 0:51:19.640 proudest night of my life. I was like, oh, you 0:51:19.719 --> 0:51:21.960 thought you could fuck because I'm in he's nip so 0:51:22.160 --> 0:51:23.839 i I'm woulda just put my arm out and let 0:51:23.920 --> 0:51:24.840 him like close. 0:51:25.400 --> 0:51:26.840 I know, well that's sort of what I did. I 0:51:27.000 --> 0:51:28.840 just took my fist and I just punched him in 0:51:28.920 --> 0:51:31.719 the chest. Yeah, And he got knocked off balance and 0:51:31.760 --> 0:51:33.480 he was like whoa. And so he starts like his 0:51:33.600 --> 0:51:35.279 bike is like going side to side to side, and 0:51:35.320 --> 0:51:38.120 he's like and at this point, I'm like, oh, he's 0:51:38.120 --> 0:51:41.040 about to eat shit into my running lane. So he 0:51:41.200 --> 0:51:43.320 does he like his bike. He just goes down and 0:51:43.440 --> 0:51:45.400 the bike just bust into my running lane like and 0:51:45.440 --> 0:51:47.920 it all happened so quickly, but thankfully I used to 0:51:47.960 --> 0:51:51.800 do figure skating and tumbling. Ah, so literally as the 0:51:51.880 --> 0:51:53.319 bike bust into my lane, I'm like. 0:51:54.000 --> 0:51:57.680 So I shut it. I do not I stick the 0:51:57.800 --> 0:52:00.520 land it has to go in. The pilot's know, this 0:52:00.680 --> 0:52:01.640 sound like cocaine. 0:52:02.000 --> 0:52:03.080 This a whole thing. 0:52:03.280 --> 0:52:06.360 Sounds like you did a line and you was read insane. 0:52:06.920 --> 0:52:09.120 Was practice. 0:52:09.920 --> 0:52:10.920 She was just curse. 0:52:12.080 --> 0:52:14.720 The only times was when I was high. 0:52:15.960 --> 0:52:19.760 When I was a limitsar limousine a jar into cocaine 0:52:19.840 --> 0:52:21.959 like yo, let's just she was chasing her gap purse 0:52:21.960 --> 0:52:24.440 because it had cocaine in. It's not an id for 0:52:24.520 --> 0:52:27.000 the job or to protect the family, Okay, And the 0:52:27.080 --> 0:52:30.960 family is the cocaine falls off, you tell me to 0:52:31.000 --> 0:52:31.319 stick the. 0:52:31.360 --> 0:52:34.600 Landing, exactly, stick the landing, and then we continue on foot, 0:52:34.840 --> 0:52:35.040 and I. 0:52:35.160 --> 0:52:37.560 Was like what and so yeah, I was just like 0:52:37.640 --> 0:52:39.440 what do you want? Like I would have just I 0:52:39.520 --> 0:52:42.520 would have just jumped on the bikes. It was all 0:52:42.640 --> 0:52:45.440 like happening so quickly. And then meanwhile this like couple 0:52:45.560 --> 0:52:47.279 saw it all go down, so they like joined in 0:52:47.360 --> 0:52:49.480 the crime parade behind us. Like it was like these 0:52:49.480 --> 0:52:50.200 people were sort. 0:52:50.080 --> 0:52:52.200 Of like, I mean, there were they're like a marathon, 0:52:52.280 --> 0:52:56.799 you know, marathons real late this year, and there were 0:52:56.840 --> 0:52:58.319 somebody at the end passing that water. 0:52:59.800 --> 0:53:01.759 Do you he has of any orange smiles, gatorade things? 0:53:02.880 --> 0:53:04.640 But so so then we continue on foot and at 0:53:04.680 --> 0:53:07.320 this point I was just like so angry and amped 0:53:07.400 --> 0:53:08.000 up that I was like. 0:53:08.560 --> 0:53:11.040 It's a fucking gap purse, you idiot. I was like, 0:53:11.239 --> 0:53:14.279 I work in publishing by day. There's nothing in there. 0:53:14.880 --> 0:53:17.120 And he we run a couple more, a couple of blocks, 0:53:17.400 --> 0:53:19.479 and then I think this guy is like, my bike 0:53:19.600 --> 0:53:22.160 is back there and that's worth more than this gap purse. 0:53:22.480 --> 0:53:24.480 So he takes my purse, he throws it into a bush, 0:53:24.840 --> 0:53:26.920 and he then crosses over in Newbury Street to go 0:53:27.040 --> 0:53:29.680 back to get his bike, and so I am able 0:53:29.719 --> 0:53:30.759 to Sarah's now on. 0:53:32.520 --> 0:53:33.480 Chance, like hey it is. 0:53:35.880 --> 0:53:37.120 It's like I'm in pop will Is. 0:53:38.080 --> 0:53:38.560 So I go. 0:53:38.719 --> 0:53:40.880 I grab my purse and thankfully it's this purse that 0:53:40.960 --> 0:53:41.440 I loved. 0:53:41.520 --> 0:53:42.080 But the the. 0:53:43.640 --> 0:53:44.640 Zipper always stuck. 0:53:44.760 --> 0:53:47.040 It was really hard to get open because as you're running, 0:53:47.080 --> 0:53:48.600 I was wondering if he was going to be undoing 0:53:48.600 --> 0:53:50.320 the zipper to try to just get my wallet to 0:53:50.400 --> 0:53:52.360 toss the bag, you know, like, so I assume that 0:53:52.400 --> 0:53:55.440 all my stuff wouldn't be in there. Thankfully, the zipper sucks, 0:53:55.840 --> 0:53:57.759 so he couldn't even get it open, so everything is 0:53:57.800 --> 0:53:58.399 still in there. 0:53:58.600 --> 0:53:59.120 Oh my god. 0:53:59.200 --> 0:54:01.759 Yes, I like, I like have a quick cigarette because 0:54:01.760 --> 0:54:02.000 I was like. 0:54:03.440 --> 0:54:06.600 You had that one stove. You had a stogy. 0:54:07.680 --> 0:54:11.600 Quick because Suzan's like Boston p D's on the way and. 0:54:11.600 --> 0:54:14.160 I'm like, oh, She's like donate them. 0:54:15.040 --> 0:54:16.919 I was like, take care of bins on my own. 0:54:17.440 --> 0:54:17.920 Oh my god. 0:54:18.320 --> 0:54:21.439 So in the purse you had like a tampon without 0:54:21.440 --> 0:54:22.080 a wrapper on it. 0:54:22.400 --> 0:54:26.600 Sure cigarette, yeah, some like cover girl makeup cigarettes, some. 0:54:27.120 --> 0:54:29.600 Girl makeup, a wold mascara. 0:54:30.800 --> 0:54:33.440 It was all like shit, that really like all easily, 0:54:33.760 --> 0:54:35.560 you know, and some Claire's accessories. 0:54:35.920 --> 0:54:37.880 Absolutely, yeah, it was like a choker. 0:54:39.280 --> 0:54:41.160 Yes, it was like such tacky stuff. And I think 0:54:41.200 --> 0:54:43.320 I had like twelve dollars cash like nothing, you know 0:54:43.360 --> 0:54:45.120 what I mean. Like and at this point, I think 0:54:45.239 --> 0:54:46.400 my credit card was maxed out. 0:54:46.480 --> 0:54:46.600 You know. 0:54:46.640 --> 0:54:47.040 It's just like. 0:54:47.120 --> 0:54:50.000 Felicia, she did him a favorite right now. 0:54:50.200 --> 0:54:51.640 I think it was one of those things where like 0:54:52.120 --> 0:54:54.799 you just if an adjustice happens to you, you want 0:54:54.960 --> 0:54:57.120 to fight, you know, and you're like, oh hey, Universe 0:54:57.160 --> 0:54:58.360 gave me an excuse to get. 0:55:00.080 --> 0:55:03.080 And Marie are like, I'm going home. I'll figure out listen. Yeah, 0:55:03.080 --> 0:55:05.760 I don't have any money in that person that one bit. Okay. 0:55:05.920 --> 0:55:07.880 Yeah, I still I can't wear that purse because it 0:55:07.960 --> 0:55:08.960 just feels like it's bad juju. 0:55:09.080 --> 0:55:13.759 You know I still haven't you still I'm kind of 0:55:13.800 --> 0:55:14.399 a pack rap. 0:55:14.560 --> 0:55:15.320 Yeah, I still have. 0:55:15.480 --> 0:55:17.880 Like when I mean when all the nineties like clutches 0:55:18.000 --> 0:55:20.799 are chokers, chokers came back, I was like, I still 0:55:20.840 --> 0:55:23.160 got my high school ones and I still wear them 0:55:23.200 --> 0:55:26.000 and they are from Claire's. But yeah, so Boston p 0:55:26.120 --> 0:55:28.880 D showed up and they were like so frigging Boston, 0:55:29.120 --> 0:55:32.920 Like I mean, it was almost like hilarious, like they 0:55:33.040 --> 0:55:35.919 just they it was a lot of unmarked Crown Victorias, which, 0:55:36.000 --> 0:55:39.160 like unmarked Crown Vics are so obviously cop cars, Like 0:55:39.239 --> 0:55:41.400 I always wonder, I'm like, who thinks there are not 0:55:41.640 --> 0:55:43.640 identified as a cop? You know, well in New York 0:55:43.680 --> 0:55:46.919 You're like that might be a cab, right, but yeah, yeah, 0:55:47.120 --> 0:55:48.360 anywhere else, old. 0:55:48.160 --> 0:55:49.960 Ass cop cars, yeah exactly. 0:55:50.120 --> 0:55:51.799 And they were like and I get like they thought 0:55:51.840 --> 0:55:54.200 the whole thing was just kind of crazy, you know, 0:55:54.280 --> 0:55:55.879 and they were like so frigging boss, and you could 0:55:55.920 --> 0:55:58.279 like smell the ductadnus on their breath, like they're like, miss, 0:55:58.360 --> 0:55:59.839 I'm trying to ascertain what happened here? 0:56:00.520 --> 0:56:04.000 Uh, A perpetrator approached, You took your pocket balk. 0:56:06.719 --> 0:56:09.239 They only call it pocket walk in Boston, and he's like, 0:56:09.320 --> 0:56:12.799 you gave chase, Uh, you got back your pocket book. 0:56:13.440 --> 0:56:16.600 Perpetrated fled on foot and then got his bicycle. 0:56:16.680 --> 0:56:17.040 Is that right? 0:56:17.560 --> 0:56:19.560 And I was like, yeah, that's pretty much what happened. 0:56:19.920 --> 0:56:20.799 And it was so cute. 0:56:20.800 --> 0:56:22.279 They're like, you got a bunch of brothers at home 0:56:23.160 --> 0:56:24.920 because you've got a lot of hustle in you. And 0:56:25.040 --> 0:56:27.200 I was like, no, no, brothers at home. 0:56:27.440 --> 0:56:29.879 Just get I wouldn't think that you did. 0:56:30.120 --> 0:56:30.279 I know. 0:56:30.440 --> 0:56:33.240 No, I'm the youngest of three girls, after the youngest. 0:56:33.520 --> 0:56:36.080 That's the Boston to Toiola right there, you got a 0:56:36.120 --> 0:56:36.720 lot of brothers. 0:56:39.640 --> 0:56:42.440 I was like, oh my god, but yeah, and it 0:56:42.640 --> 0:56:44.120 like it was the strangest thing. And then we were 0:56:44.120 --> 0:56:45.600 supposed to go to my high school reunion, but I 0:56:45.719 --> 0:56:47.520 was like, I can't go to high school reunion, right, you. 0:56:47.520 --> 0:56:49.160 Know, I just felt so like keyed up. So we 0:56:49.320 --> 0:56:51.120 just like left and went back to our like where 0:56:51.120 --> 0:56:51.320 we go. 0:56:51.640 --> 0:56:52.680 You know, you looked crazy. 0:56:53.239 --> 0:56:54.080 Care was the mess. 0:56:54.120 --> 0:56:55.920 You didn't broke the hill and that's why you couldn't 0:56:55.920 --> 0:56:58.320 go to her Express Blazer. 0:56:59.160 --> 0:57:02.279 Yeah, and like that would just be so like if 0:57:02.320 --> 0:57:03.680 I walked into my high school you and be like, 0:57:03.719 --> 0:57:04.000 I just. 0:57:04.040 --> 0:57:09.920 Got my dad wants exactly like she hasn't changed at all, 0:57:10.840 --> 0:57:13.080 you know, for a change of pace, I'm gonna not 0:57:13.200 --> 0:57:14.439 be loud and I'm gonna go home. 0:57:14.480 --> 0:57:17.600 I would have went to the reunion, Yeah, bitch, we 0:57:17.640 --> 0:57:19.880 would celebrate. I would have had the cops drop me 0:57:19.960 --> 0:57:22.040 off at the reunion. Yeah, drop me up in a 0:57:22.120 --> 0:57:24.280 cruiser place than absolutely, don't even stop. 0:57:24.360 --> 0:57:26.680 We'll roll right out, like, bitch, I got my bag 0:57:26.800 --> 0:57:29.000 and I'm skinnier than all yours. 0:57:28.920 --> 0:57:30.880 That's what I row. I know, it was nuts. 0:57:30.920 --> 0:57:32.800 And then that Boston p D followed up a couple 0:57:32.800 --> 0:57:34.760 of days later and they were like, you know, we're 0:57:34.840 --> 0:57:37.400 very we're glad that nothing happened to you, but don't 0:57:37.400 --> 0:57:38.400 ever fucking do that again. 0:57:38.640 --> 0:57:39.880 And they're like, if he had a gun. 0:57:39.840 --> 0:57:41.919 You would be dead right now, yeah, you know, which 0:57:42.000 --> 0:57:43.720 is true. Like, and that's what I think is so 0:57:43.800 --> 0:57:46.320 tricky about. I think it's so important for women or 0:57:46.520 --> 0:57:48.560 like to be able to fight back and defend yourself. 0:57:48.840 --> 0:57:50.960 But like, if there's a gun, all bets are off, 0:57:51.040 --> 0:57:53.000 you know, and you never know who's crazy. It sounds 0:57:53.000 --> 0:57:55.360 like it happened so fast too, like and he it is. 0:57:55.520 --> 0:57:57.280 It doesn't sound like he was that he had the 0:57:57.320 --> 0:58:00.200 biking control at all, because oh yeah, I mean, in 0:58:00.280 --> 0:58:02.000 my mind, if he had a gun and he was 0:58:02.040 --> 0:58:03.680 on the bike and he had the purse, he would 0:58:03.720 --> 0:58:05.080 have dropped one of those exactly. 0:58:05.120 --> 0:58:05.280 Yeah. 0:58:05.280 --> 0:58:07.440 And it seemed like a high school or maybe just 0:58:07.480 --> 0:58:09.680 trying to impress his friends or you know, like it 0:58:09.800 --> 0:58:13.000 wasn't like this like crime operation that was well thought out. 0:58:13.040 --> 0:58:14.280 You know, like he seemed like kind of a dumb 0:58:14.320 --> 0:58:15.080 dumb How many. 0:58:14.920 --> 0:58:16.760 Block did you run because it sounds like you ran 0:58:17.440 --> 0:58:18.480 a marathon at. 0:58:18.440 --> 0:58:19.440 The end of the day. I think it was like 0:58:19.600 --> 0:58:20.560 six or seven blocks. 0:58:20.640 --> 0:58:22.200 Like it was all so quest Selena. 0:58:22.280 --> 0:58:25.480 I just want to shout out your blonde endurance. Okay, 0:58:25.640 --> 0:58:25.960 thank you. 0:58:26.040 --> 0:58:29.760 You had the salmina to keep running no red lights. Yeah, 0:58:30.160 --> 0:58:33.400 you just kept running for seven blocks. You had the 0:58:33.520 --> 0:58:36.120 walk sign the entire time. Well, it was pretty empty. 0:58:36.160 --> 0:58:38.960 I remember it just being very eerily dead on Newbury 0:58:38.960 --> 0:58:40.920 Street because Newbury Street's more of a daytime street and 0:58:41.000 --> 0:58:43.520 like for whatever. Yeah, I mean that's one thing it's 0:58:43.520 --> 0:58:45.160 sort of remarkable to me, is like, how were we 0:58:45.440 --> 0:58:46.800 just going going going? 0:58:47.480 --> 0:58:49.680 You guys were just going in a circle. He just 0:58:49.760 --> 0:58:50.480 kept turning lift. 0:58:51.000 --> 0:58:52.240 I felt like I just had blinders on. 0:58:52.320 --> 0:58:55.480 I was like, ah, you know, it was say crazy. 0:58:55.920 --> 0:58:59.280 I honestly believe it's because you're blonde that I feel 0:58:59.320 --> 0:59:02.040 like the stunt happened because it was all Oh, if 0:59:02.080 --> 0:59:04.400 it would have been me and Marie, first of all, 0:59:04.600 --> 0:59:06.760 my wig would have flew off, okay, And I'm like, oh, 0:59:06.760 --> 0:59:08.600 I gotta go get that. That's worth more than whatever 0:59:09.960 --> 0:59:14.320 priority priority, and then it was like, I'm not running, 0:59:15.280 --> 0:59:18.680 but I probably would have one a flat sneaker could. 0:59:24.440 --> 0:59:24.640 Yeah. 0:59:24.760 --> 0:59:28.040 Also I didn't take tumble and a figure skating that 0:59:29.280 --> 0:59:32.480 we all getting trapped in that absolutely trying into. 0:59:32.400 --> 0:59:34.520 Like a like a rocky and bowling hole and just 0:59:34.800 --> 0:59:37.080 rolling down the street. Yeah, just rolling down the street. 0:59:37.440 --> 0:59:38.960 But I do think, yeah, I think we looked like 0:59:39.360 --> 0:59:43.400 two blonde dummies from the suburbs. Yeah, you know, And 0:59:43.720 --> 0:59:45.440 that's one thing I sort of love about Suzanne, my 0:59:45.440 --> 0:59:46.880 best friend from childhood, Like we have a lot of 0:59:46.920 --> 0:59:49.920 stories like that, if like just like random ship going down, 0:59:50.000 --> 0:59:51.720 and I think it's because people don't expect us to 0:59:51.800 --> 0:59:53.640 be tough or be able to defend ourselves and that 0:59:53.720 --> 0:59:56.000 we'll be dormats, and I like that I'm not. 0:59:56.200 --> 0:59:58.560 You know, I love that. I'm so glad that you 0:59:59.080 --> 0:59:59.840 got your gap person. 1:00:00.120 --> 1:00:01.120 It was the greatest man. 1:00:01.560 --> 1:00:03.480 You can you just take a picture of a bag 1:00:03.560 --> 1:00:06.240 and it will we can put. 1:00:06.080 --> 1:00:07.960 It's a cute bag and it also has a lining 1:00:08.040 --> 1:00:10.560 inside that's like star pattern on it, which I love. 1:00:13.000 --> 1:00:14.640 A star pattern lining. 1:00:16.360 --> 1:00:19.040 Can you tell me like some things that are very 1:00:19.160 --> 1:00:22.400 connected to being blonde, Like you said you're into candles. 1:00:22.680 --> 1:00:27.040 Yeah, that's what she wanted to talk about for I'm 1:00:27.040 --> 1:00:28.080 glad you guys talked to me out of it. 1:00:28.440 --> 1:00:28.600 Yeah. 1:00:28.680 --> 1:00:30.880 Marie's like, Marie's like. 1:00:30.880 --> 1:00:33.200 We do not have an hour on candle Yeah, and. 1:00:33.320 --> 1:00:34.280 I didn't even say anything. 1:00:34.320 --> 1:00:35.480 I was like, y'all gonna figure it up. 1:00:35.520 --> 1:00:37.600 I realize that's dumb, but I'm not. 1:00:38.400 --> 1:00:39.360 But yeah, I talk about it. 1:00:39.640 --> 1:00:42.520 I love I call myself a candle head. I love candles, 1:00:42.560 --> 1:00:44.440 and I do have a podcast, but our episodes are 1:00:44.440 --> 1:00:47.080 only thirty minutes. Okay, but it's called two wik minimum 1:00:47.240 --> 1:00:50.200 and it's just candle talk. We talk about candle controversies. 1:00:50.600 --> 1:00:51.480 Different set is. 1:00:51.720 --> 1:00:53.800 What's an example of a candle controversy? 1:00:54.000 --> 1:00:56.520 Oh, Reddy, I'm curious to see where you guys weigh 1:00:56.560 --> 1:01:00.520 in on this. The scent of vanilla. I love it, okay, interesting, 1:01:00.760 --> 1:01:01.800 A lot of people hate it. 1:01:01.880 --> 1:01:04.840 What do you think, Sidney Well, I grew up on 1:01:05.040 --> 1:01:09.240 vanilla candles, uh bathom yeah secret? 1:01:09.440 --> 1:01:12.640 Yeah, I know, like my fragrances with a hint of 1:01:12.800 --> 1:01:14.000 vanilla like in them. 1:01:14.120 --> 1:01:16.439 Yeah, like a like a warm musky kind of yeah, 1:01:16.760 --> 1:01:17.240 oh hear that. 1:01:17.360 --> 1:01:20.600 I like it, but not sweet. I don't like sweet perfume. 1:01:20.800 --> 1:01:22.320 Like I'm not like I can't wear like a juicy 1:01:22.360 --> 1:01:25.240 catoure or like the like sweet like bath and body 1:01:25.280 --> 1:01:28.640 work perfumes. But like I like, you know, like a 1:01:28.800 --> 1:01:32.400 Dior with like a hint of vanilla sent bird come 1:01:32.440 --> 1:01:33.240 on bird. 1:01:34.400 --> 1:01:37.800 Recurring the sandal would kind of scent, right, sandal Wood 1:01:37.840 --> 1:01:41.720 is sort of like like a nice mature musky I do. 1:01:41.840 --> 1:01:43.040 I also do like a little musk. 1:01:43.240 --> 1:01:45.240 Yeah, Like is this a unisex fragrance? 1:01:45.360 --> 1:01:48.160 I like that, but I'm just gonna do it out here. 1:01:48.960 --> 1:01:52.320 I'm not proud of it, but I got it. Elizabeth Arden, 1:01:52.600 --> 1:01:53.640 Oh White Tea. 1:01:53.760 --> 1:01:58.840 Oh Sydney spread into her braids in the studio. That 1:01:59.000 --> 1:01:59.919 is all the way close. 1:02:02.200 --> 1:02:02.720 I like it. 1:02:03.760 --> 1:02:06.960 M I don't know, I don't really like it's nice. 1:02:07.080 --> 1:02:09.720 It's like it's nice, but then the at the tail 1:02:09.840 --> 1:02:12.280 end of it, like it smells good at the top, 1:02:12.360 --> 1:02:14.520 and then after it's like it fades into something that 1:02:14.560 --> 1:02:14.920 I don't know. 1:02:15.120 --> 1:02:19.680 But vanilla is a controversial candle scent because no thank you, 1:02:20.320 --> 1:02:23.520 no thanks. But it's because I think like like some 1:02:23.600 --> 1:02:25.640 of my sorority sisters in college would burn one that 1:02:25.800 --> 1:02:27.080 was like vanilla icing. 1:02:27.240 --> 1:02:31.760 It was like like sweet, like sugar smell like diabetes exactly. 1:02:31.920 --> 1:02:34.880 And that is like, you know, like the Henry Bendela 1:02:34.920 --> 1:02:37.280 has this candle called vanilla Bean. That's nice because it's 1:02:37.360 --> 1:02:40.560 like a high class vanilla bean. It's not like, yeah, 1:02:40.600 --> 1:02:43.160 like vanilla cookie or something. It's like, you know, more 1:02:43.240 --> 1:02:45.240 of a not as sweet. 1:02:45.520 --> 1:02:47.320 Yeah, you're doing well. 1:02:49.120 --> 1:02:51.120 But now I walk in there and they immediately look 1:02:51.160 --> 1:02:52.920 at me like are you dropping something off? 1:02:53.080 --> 1:02:54.760 They'd be like are you a carrier? They'd be like 1:02:54.840 --> 1:02:56.360 the freight entrances. 1:02:58.680 --> 1:02:59.000 That is. 1:03:00.960 --> 1:03:01.160 Yeah. 1:03:01.480 --> 1:03:04.760 Now the scene is this In January fifteenth, the entire 1:03:04.920 --> 1:03:07.480 like their brick and mortar stores, everything, they just closed 1:03:07.560 --> 1:03:09.320 up shop. So that's the only way I was able 1:03:09.360 --> 1:03:11.080 to get Henry Bendel candles because they had him on 1:03:11.200 --> 1:03:12.200 super duper sale. 1:03:12.760 --> 1:03:13.720 We missed the same I know. 1:03:14.000 --> 1:03:16.760 I was trying to alert people online on social media. 1:03:16.760 --> 1:03:18.520 I was like everyone candleheads stuck up. 1:03:20.600 --> 1:03:22.280 Brugal blonde, I love it. 1:03:22.560 --> 1:03:23.320 Yeah, I try. 1:03:23.400 --> 1:03:23.560 I know. 1:03:23.640 --> 1:03:25.040 I'm like, I'm not a dumb blonde. I try to 1:03:25.080 --> 1:03:26.320 get bargains and the handsome. 1:03:26.440 --> 1:03:29.120 You should write another book called a Blonde on a Budget. 1:03:29.400 --> 1:03:33.160 Ooh, that's a good ideas in pilot and book. 1:03:34.720 --> 1:03:35.960 Are you trying to be an agent. 1:03:36.240 --> 1:03:40.040 Seriously, I appreciate I'm trying. I appreciate it. 1:03:40.840 --> 1:03:43.640 I help my friend blonde on a budget and I am. 1:03:43.840 --> 1:03:46.280 Last year I got into a dead consolidation program. So 1:03:46.320 --> 1:03:47.400 you guys, have you guys ever. 1:03:47.320 --> 1:03:48.080 Done something like that? 1:03:48.280 --> 1:03:48.320 No? 1:03:49.680 --> 1:03:51.760 So does that make like the interest rate go up? 1:03:53.000 --> 1:03:53.240 Down? 1:03:53.800 --> 1:03:55.280 Are you pay answer less? 1:03:55.680 --> 1:03:57.800 Yeah, Well, because I had four credit cards and like 1:03:58.040 --> 1:03:59.880 debt on four like it was just out of control, 1:04:00.280 --> 1:04:02.680 and so they consolidate your debt. You basically give your 1:04:02.720 --> 1:04:05.600 debt to a company that like, this is what they do, 1:04:05.880 --> 1:04:08.920 and they consolidate your debt and they negotiate down the 1:04:09.240 --> 1:04:10.560 interest rates and all that, and then you just. 1:04:10.560 --> 1:04:14.280 Pay that monthly. It sounds like talking about blood on 1:04:14.360 --> 1:04:14.760 a budget. 1:04:14.920 --> 1:04:15.080 Man. 1:04:15.800 --> 1:04:17.400 When all that was going down, I was just like 1:04:17.800 --> 1:04:19.840 lots of cans of tune and harbald eggs all day 1:04:19.840 --> 1:04:20.240 every day. 1:04:20.320 --> 1:04:24.560 You know, like gross on a budget. Got to get 1:04:24.560 --> 1:04:27.960 you a rich man, not a guy that wears vists. 1:04:29.200 --> 1:04:30.920 You got to get somebody with money that will like 1:04:31.040 --> 1:04:31.720 pay for stuff. 1:04:31.880 --> 1:04:34.560 I know, have you ever had one of those mister 1:04:34.640 --> 1:04:36.680 burns on the Simpsons situation? 1:04:37.720 --> 1:04:38.120 Years ago? 1:04:38.200 --> 1:04:40.320 I did a guy who was like, had a lot 1:04:40.360 --> 1:04:43.040 of money. I suspect though he was like recently out 1:04:43.040 --> 1:04:43.680 of jail, like. 1:04:46.040 --> 1:04:47.200 Crime or No. 1:04:47.320 --> 1:04:50.760 It seemed to like mafia, which was kind of fun. 1:04:51.400 --> 1:04:54.200 I don't know, you know, like those dudes it was, 1:04:54.360 --> 1:04:55.640 but it was strange, like you took me to a 1:04:55.680 --> 1:04:57.200 lot of really expensive restaurants. 1:04:57.280 --> 1:04:59.840 Pay cash, yes, always everything was cash. 1:05:00.040 --> 1:05:01.960 Yeah, everything was let me get some money for my 1:05:02.120 --> 1:05:03.960 uber come on care yea. 1:05:04.280 --> 1:05:07.120 And he had he and his family had a vending 1:05:07.240 --> 1:05:10.080 machine business, like, oh, drugs yes. So I was like 1:05:10.200 --> 1:05:12.360 to me, I was like, vending machines on the Lower 1:05:12.360 --> 1:05:13.680 East Side. To me, that's mafia. 1:05:13.800 --> 1:05:17.400 That's money laundering right there, Yes, exactly, dig money. 1:05:17.520 --> 1:05:17.680 Yeah. 1:05:17.760 --> 1:05:19.600 And he didn't know anything about what had happened in 1:05:19.600 --> 1:05:20.600 the world the past five years. 1:05:21.480 --> 1:05:22.680 He lives underneath the rock. 1:05:22.800 --> 1:05:24.200 No, he had just gotten out of jail. 1:05:25.520 --> 1:05:27.240 I was like, how do you not know these things? 1:05:27.280 --> 1:05:29.040 And he's liked and I just don't really pay attention 1:05:29.080 --> 1:05:30.520 to the news. I was like, oh, because you're we 1:05:30.600 --> 1:05:32.680 were in jail. Yeah, because Wi Fi. 1:05:32.880 --> 1:05:36.920 They got Wi Fi in jail, they got internets, Yeah, internets. 1:05:37.720 --> 1:05:39.080 It was weird, but he was in just like really 1:05:39.120 --> 1:05:41.240 good shape too. I don't know, everything about it. 1:05:42.640 --> 1:05:43.840 Yeah, so what happened? 1:05:43.920 --> 1:05:46.160 We got some good get this. We dated for a 1:05:46.280 --> 1:05:47.760 while and it was like it was I was sort 1:05:47.760 --> 1:05:48.240 of like, this is. 1:05:48.280 --> 1:05:50.200 Just silly and fun, but I don't mind just going 1:05:50.240 --> 1:05:52.400 on to some nice restaurants, Like Okay, I'll get dressed 1:05:52.440 --> 1:05:52.600 up and. 1:05:52.640 --> 1:05:53.200 Go to the Writs. 1:05:53.240 --> 1:05:55.640 You know you were going to the Ritz Calton. 1:05:55.800 --> 1:05:58.000 Yeah, that went all the way down the Financial District. 1:05:57.880 --> 1:05:59.280 Dreams Drugs. 1:05:59.480 --> 1:06:02.720 Yeah, what did you wear? 1:06:02.840 --> 1:06:04.600 Did you wear like one of the bondage dresses? 1:06:07.720 --> 1:06:08.600 I never had one of those. 1:06:08.640 --> 1:06:10.240 But you love a tube top. 1:06:10.400 --> 1:06:11.160 I feel like you have. 1:06:13.240 --> 1:06:14.800 A tube top and like a. 1:06:14.960 --> 1:06:17.160 Halter altertop with a corkwidge. 1:06:17.320 --> 1:06:21.640 Yes, corkw Yeah, I love cork wedge. 1:06:21.760 --> 1:06:24.600 When wedge season arrives, oh I get so excited. You 1:06:24.880 --> 1:06:26.560 Selena loves a Peepto witch. 1:06:26.760 --> 1:06:27.400 Oh my god. 1:06:27.680 --> 1:06:29.720 You love the Jitney like you just get in the 1:06:29.840 --> 1:06:32.200 Jitney just for the travel, Like that's your thing. 1:06:32.320 --> 1:06:35.520 You a very Bradley bag. 1:06:36.320 --> 1:06:37.800 That's one thing I love about hot weather. When it 1:06:37.800 --> 1:06:39.160 gets hot enough where I'm like, I guess I have 1:06:39.280 --> 1:06:42.320 to wear this tubetop. I know, and I feel you'd 1:06:42.320 --> 1:06:46.919 be wearing like a white tube top o some white 1:06:46.960 --> 1:06:49.920 bikinis are my joint. I know when I die, I 1:06:50.000 --> 1:06:52.320 want my ashes. I want, you know, to be cremated, 1:06:52.320 --> 1:06:53.880 and then I want my ashes to be placed into 1:06:53.880 --> 1:06:55.240 a white bikini that it will be used as a 1:06:55.320 --> 1:06:58.720 slingshot to be shot into the sunset a Coney Island 1:06:59.080 --> 1:07:01.120 and Motley crework On and Roses will play thank you. 1:07:05.280 --> 1:07:08.320 This is your last will and testament on this podcast. 1:07:08.560 --> 1:07:11.040 Just so you know, they're going to carry the ashes 1:07:11.200 --> 1:07:16.200 in that gap. Person we get to Cody Island, the 1:07:16.240 --> 1:07:17.720 Sipers gonna get stupp. 1:07:22.560 --> 1:07:22.960 Selena. 1:07:23.040 --> 1:07:27.160 We are writing your show for you, verbally doing the work. 1:07:27.240 --> 1:07:28.000 I appreciate it. 1:07:28.760 --> 1:07:31.640 Imaginative. Before we go, I need to know what happened 1:07:31.680 --> 1:07:32.360 to this mobster? 1:07:33.680 --> 1:07:35.920 Yeah, get this, he just ghosted me. 1:07:36.600 --> 1:07:37.920 No, he says he got locked up. 1:07:41.640 --> 1:07:44.400 I hope he's back, he's dead or I had a 1:07:44.480 --> 1:07:47.360 moment of wondering if he had been like everything had 1:07:47.360 --> 1:07:49.120 been a lie and he was actually married, nut kids 1:07:49.160 --> 1:07:50.000 a Long Island or something. 1:07:50.040 --> 1:07:51.800 No, no, no, niggas don't ghost you for that. 1:07:52.040 --> 1:07:54.240 Then you find out you get caught, They get caught, 1:07:54.400 --> 1:07:56.440 and then you stop talking to them. 1:07:56.480 --> 1:08:00.160 They don't just ghost you. Dudes, won't stop if are 1:08:00.240 --> 1:08:01.520 cheating until they get caught. 1:08:01.640 --> 1:08:02.240 Yeah, that's true. 1:08:02.520 --> 1:08:04.760 There's no reason his wife caught him and Selena didn't. 1:08:07.240 --> 1:08:09.360 What is this Halter doing in my closet? 1:08:11.200 --> 1:08:11.400 Where? 1:08:13.760 --> 1:08:16.440 What is this vanilla ala? 1:08:18.680 --> 1:08:19.919 It was for the best, definitely. 1:08:20.320 --> 1:08:23.639 I mean I'm sorry that you you're not getting those 1:08:23.680 --> 1:08:24.639 fancy meals anymore. 1:08:24.760 --> 1:08:26.479 Now, Oh well, I know I need to get back 1:08:26.520 --> 1:08:28.280 to that kind of that kind of living you do. 1:08:28.920 --> 1:08:31.760 Let people listening where they can, you know, get your 1:08:31.800 --> 1:08:34.439 book where they can follow you on social media? 1:08:34.640 --> 1:08:37.120 Yes, yes, ever all my social media is my full name, 1:08:37.160 --> 1:08:38.920 so it's s E l E n A c O 1:08:39.040 --> 1:08:41.679 P p O c K. And that's my website, Twitter Insta. 1:08:42.120 --> 1:08:44.879 And then I have my Silly n y t vows, 1:08:44.920 --> 1:08:46.479 which is my Twitter instad where I pretend to be 1:08:46.520 --> 1:08:47.679 in the New York Times wadding section. 1:08:47.960 --> 1:08:48.200 Love it. 1:08:48.720 --> 1:08:51.400 My book, The New Roll for Blonds. It's from HarperCollins, 1:08:51.439 --> 1:08:52.120 so they can buy. 1:08:52.080 --> 1:08:56.120 Okay, Harper great, Oh thank you. 1:08:56.479 --> 1:08:57.120 You're doing great. 1:08:57.160 --> 1:08:59.639 But you're doing bad. Yeah, I'm very bad. 1:09:00.320 --> 1:09:02.960 And then my Candle podcast it's on. Uh we did 1:09:03.000 --> 1:09:05.280 season one. Now I'm taking a break and I'm strategizing 1:09:05.320 --> 1:09:05.960 for season two. 1:09:06.439 --> 1:09:09.920 You're trying to figure out more candling about it. 1:09:11.040 --> 1:09:13.040 But it's called two I Commit him and that's on 1:09:13.200 --> 1:09:17.280 iTunes and all that jazz. Yeah, and I have you 1:09:17.320 --> 1:09:18.920 know what away was running around the city. So all 1:09:18.960 --> 1:09:21.640 my dates are on selenacoppic dot com. And thank you 1:09:21.680 --> 1:09:22.519 guys so much for having me. 1:09:22.640 --> 1:09:26.120 This so much fun, fun Selena, And honestly, I didn't 1:09:26.120 --> 1:09:28.720 even think about any of this, like, I didn't think 1:09:28.760 --> 1:09:30.280 this is the way the conversation was going. 1:09:30.520 --> 1:09:32.240 I know, I'm a professional. 1:09:34.600 --> 1:09:35.479 Thank you so much and. 1:09:35.520 --> 1:09:36.919 Shout out to Clay Aikins. 1:09:37.080 --> 1:09:37.400 Dude. 1:09:38.760 --> 1:09:41.439 Listen to you know more bonus episodes on our Patreon. 1:09:42.760 --> 1:09:44.120 Thank you guys for listening. 1:09:44.520 --> 1:09:47.559 Bye Sydney, be best, Bye Forever. 1:09:50.439 --> 1:09:53.920 This has been a Forever Dog production executive produced by 1:09:54.000 --> 1:09:59.280 Brett Boham, Joe ccilio, and Alex Ramsey. 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