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Speaker 1: Forever.

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Speaker 2: Hey guys, Hey Marie Sidney, you look like you just

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Speaker 2: got your braid to be done.

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Speaker 3: I did not. There are the topic so fresh?

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Speaker 4: No, they're ratty tatty. Honestly, it's because the headphones is over.

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Speaker 3: The new growth.

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Speaker 2: No. I saw a picture of you on the gramp

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Speaker 2: the other day, the gramps, the gramps, Yeah, and they

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Speaker 2: looked fresh.

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Speaker 3: Honey.

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Speaker 4: I only post stuff that I'm looking flawlesson.

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Speaker 3: Y'all need to stop.

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Speaker 4: Y'all need to stop tagging me in pictures that don't

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Speaker 4: look better than the pictures that I post. If it

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Speaker 4: don't look better, keep it to yourself, keep it for yourself,

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Speaker 4: keep it for the records.

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Speaker 2: You know how on Facebook you can be like tag

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Speaker 2: yourself or not me, not me?

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Speaker 3: Yep, No, I don't know her.

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Speaker 4: I got in a fucking Facebook battle with somebody. They

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Speaker 4: kept tagging me and I kept untagging myself and I

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Speaker 4: had to message him like, bro, no, I don't want

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Speaker 4: this photo. I don't want to be connected to this.

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Speaker 4: It was a It was at a comedy show. It

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Speaker 4: was just bad angles and just I looked fucking crazy

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Speaker 4: and they always catch you with your mouth open and

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Speaker 4: then the mic next to it, and it's like low key,

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Speaker 4: looks like anybody could just draw a dick next to

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Speaker 4: my mouth, and I don't appreciate it.

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Speaker 2: See, That's why I opened my mouth real small when

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Speaker 2: I'm on stage, even when I'm yelling at people.

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Speaker 4: Meanwhile, back at the ranch, I can go through our

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Speaker 4: photos and be like, oh, there goes Marie reading somebody

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Speaker 4: with their mouth.

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Speaker 3: Why man love it?

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Speaker 2: List We did a show together on Sunday and this

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Speaker 2: guy with dreads was there and I and I called

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Speaker 2: him Quevo and everybody was laughing and he was like,

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Speaker 2: I don't even look like Quavo, you know from the Migos. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: And I was like, well, everybody's laughing. And then you

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Speaker 2: try to insult me by calling me a young Aretha

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Speaker 2: Franklin and I was like, Aretha hasn't had never been

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Speaker 2: this skinny.

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Speaker 3: What a fail.

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Speaker 2: Even when she was skinny, she wasn't this skinny. And

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Speaker 2: I had to call him a young woopie Godberg. Anyway,

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Speaker 2: he was unprepared, he was unprepared to pay.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, listen, she gets paid for this,

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Speaker 4: So why don't you just you know, be quiet or

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Speaker 4: don't sit in the front.

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Speaker 2: I know. But also if you're gonna be in the front,

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Speaker 2: I'll be getting up and sitting, you know what I mean.

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Speaker 2: Like he was, like he went to the bathroom, came

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Speaker 2: back checking his phone. Sit your fucking ass down, your

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Speaker 2: dusty ass down.

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Speaker 3: Well not he was. He was not dusty, but I

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Speaker 3: mean he was.

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Speaker 4: I'm the nice one's diet dusty. He's dusty adjacent, maybe

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Speaker 4: on the cusp of dusty and like just dirty.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, it's fine. Sure, how you doing, Marie? You

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Speaker 3: look good, look like you've been working, working, working me. Uh,

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Speaker 3: you're working me a.

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Speaker 2: I don't know that song.

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Speaker 3: It's a good song. I'm gonna play it for y'all

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Speaker 3: another day.

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Speaker 2: Somebody said that we should get a unofficial expert playlist

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Speaker 2: popping on Spotify.

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Speaker 3: We could do that soon. Can help us out with that.

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Speaker 2: We just add songs that like we were listening to

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Speaker 2: it currently for the.

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Speaker 3: Week h obsessed.

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Speaker 4: You know, I look like I could do it, like

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Speaker 4: the Insecure playlist. I can't wait for it to come

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Speaker 4: back because I'm really just missing you know.

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Speaker 5: Is this the last season?

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Speaker 3: Who knows? I feel like it should be. Oh man, Marie, Damn,

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Speaker 3: I don't.

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Speaker 2: Like any of the characters on the show. They're so dumb.

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Speaker 3: TV is hard, guys, just sudden, you.

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Speaker 2: Know, mmmm hm, Cause there are shows that we like

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Speaker 2: the characters we care, you know.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: But I was talking to somebody this week about likability

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Speaker 4: and it's like, just because you like someone doesn't mean

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Speaker 4: it's necessarily good.

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Speaker 3: I rather hate a character, but like the actual show.

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Speaker 2: But you don't hate any of the characters, and you

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Speaker 2: like the show. I hate all the characters and don't

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Speaker 2: like the show.

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Speaker 4: Shout out to Asa Ray, paving the way for all

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Speaker 4: of the blacks, said, I would definitely go in.

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Speaker 3: Can read some.

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Speaker 5: Read something terrible?

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Speaker 2: You know, wow, college friend, babysitter, you know, receptionist at

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Speaker 2: the office.

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Speaker 3: You know I'm available. She's a veil.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, weekends though it's Fridays and Saturdays.

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Speaker 3: It's cool.

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Speaker 1: Mm hmm.

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Speaker 5: Cidy, what were you an expert in this week?

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Speaker 3: Ah? What was that expert in?

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Speaker 4: I don't know, getting curved, like just unexpectedly being curved.

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Speaker 4: I was in this uberpool and you know that's what

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Speaker 4: I do.

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Speaker 3: That's like my brand diet Wills uh huh.

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Speaker 4: And you know I used to write stories all the time,

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Speaker 4: and I'm over it.

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Speaker 3: So now I'll just keep my headphones on and I

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Speaker 3: don't give a fuck.

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Speaker 4: So but I got in the I got in the

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Speaker 4: car and there was this guy, like probably the best

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Speaker 4: looking dude I've ever seen in a pool ever.

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Speaker 5: I was just like, in a pool, though, that's looking

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Speaker 5: dude you'd ever seen in a pool?

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Speaker 3: No, no, no, no.

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Speaker 4: Outside of the pool, he definitely would have been still

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Speaker 4: really good like New York City standards. I'm not talking

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Speaker 4: about wichital I'm not talking about Wisconsin. I'm talking about

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Speaker 4: New York City point. And he smelled good and he

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Speaker 4: had like a nice shape up, and I was a

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Speaker 4: nice cult. I was just like, what the fuck are

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Speaker 4: you doing in this car? I mean, I look great too,

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Speaker 4: but I'm just saying, what are you doing here? And

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Speaker 4: so we're chatting. He wasn't he wasn't from New York,

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Speaker 4: and I'm like, well, you obviously not on a business card,

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Speaker 4: you know what I mean, Like you should have had

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Speaker 4: a corporate card, not using uper pool. But we ended

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Speaker 4: up having like a conversation and he like was asking

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Speaker 4: me what I was doing, and I plugged the podcast

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Speaker 4: and all this other stuff, and then I could see

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Speaker 4: he was looking like, oh, am I about to get

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Speaker 4: me my information.

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Speaker 3: And he didn't, and I was mad.

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Speaker 5: I was livid.

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Speaker 3: I was I told the driver, I said, let's go back.

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Speaker 2: But you're a whole lesbian. It don't matter, You're an

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Speaker 2: entire I felt like one hundred and.

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Speaker 4: Two percent, like it's a vibe going on in the pool.

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Speaker 2: Yes, it's a gay vibe. Y'all were y'all were both gay?

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Speaker 2: What happened? Yeah, he was on the way to his

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Speaker 2: boyfriend's house and you were leaving your girlfriend's house.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, that's probably what it was. A bitch was yo,

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Speaker 4: the fumes was coming. I was like, yo, he's definitely

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Speaker 4: gonna ask me, like, Yo, what's your email? Like your

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Speaker 4: He didn't even asked the Instagram handle? No, nothing, right,

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Speaker 4: that's I mean, that's the.

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Speaker 3: That's the new.

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Speaker 2: I have a boyfriend, what's your Instagram? Or someone asked

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Speaker 2: you for your number and you're like, you can follow me.

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Speaker 1: He didn't ask me that, He asked me nothing.

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Speaker 4: I like, was like, wow, I look really good right now,

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Speaker 4: Like I have a latsh on?

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Speaker 3: How dare you? Right then? You looked in the mind

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Speaker 3: you had lettuce in your.

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Speaker 4: Teeth, No bitch, because I hadn't eaten yet, so you're

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Speaker 4: like in real down guant, very gaunt.

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Speaker 3: It was.

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Speaker 4: It was like a I was like, yo, you gonna

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Speaker 4: come to a show or something. In my head, I

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Speaker 4: was all this stuff was just the wheels were turning.

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Speaker 4: I was like, Oh, we might get a coffee or something, not.

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Speaker 2: Like why what is wrong with you? We might get

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Speaker 2: a coffee or something for why?

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Speaker 5: For my friends?

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Speaker 6: I'm trying to.

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Speaker 5: Help my friends out.

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Speaker 2: No, you and this man, you in this beautiful gay man,

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Speaker 2: We're gonna get a coffee for why.

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Speaker 3: I'm here trying to help out my friends.

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Speaker 2: But it wouldn't be you and and friends getting coffee

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Speaker 2: with this man.

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Speaker 3: It would just be trying to help out a mina.

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Speaker 4: Okay, I'm sculping out people for my friends in an

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Speaker 4: operpool smells all good.

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Speaker 3: I was like, are you using a simpbird? What fragrance?

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Speaker 3: Is that?

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Speaker 1: Shut out the cinbird for little racking bone on time?

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Speaker 3: I said, is that Narciso Rodriguez for him? For him?

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Speaker 3: For him? For him? You're so dumb?

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Speaker 1: Yes, I am thinking.

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Speaker 5: I didn't give you his phone. It was like he

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Speaker 5: was like what's happening?

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Speaker 4: No, bitch, I was cracking jokes and everything. It was

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Speaker 4: like it was like a one woman show.

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Speaker 2: God. He was like, oh, I can't date her. She

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Speaker 2: talked to damn but he was laughing. He was like,

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Speaker 2: I have he said a single word. He was like,

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Speaker 2: what do you do?

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Speaker 3: I was like, clearly a comedian.

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Speaker 5: He was like, oh, the driver was The driver was

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Speaker 3: He was like, this bitch is a mess.

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Speaker 1: It was early.

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Speaker 4: It was early, like like ten o'clock in the morning.

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Speaker 4: That's not early early ten o'clock in the morning.

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Speaker 3: You were like early. It was like seven am is early.

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Speaker 4: He looked like a better looking young Carl Thomas.

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Speaker 3: He had a turn up. I got a Google.

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Speaker 1: Call Thomas right now emotion no, and I can't go.

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Speaker 1: I'm just trying to hold on to you.

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Speaker 5: Exactly. Carl Thomas looks like somebody's dad.

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Speaker 3: Shut up, bitch, I said a younger Carl Thomas. You

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Speaker 3: said a younger more attractive.

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Speaker 2: You could have literally said anybody else, a younger more attractive.

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Speaker 5: That's not Carl Thomas.

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Speaker 4: He looked like a tall Bobby Valentino if he didn't

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Speaker 4: have an overbitte.

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Speaker 3: No down, I just want to get to know you.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, Sydney a tall. Bobby Valentino is not Bobby Valentino.

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Speaker 2: But two of them don't look anything a lot.

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Speaker 3: You're a hater?

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Speaker 1: Can you also look at Bobby Valentino?

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Speaker 3: Yeah?

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Speaker 4: No, I don't have y'all know I don't have Lasik.

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Speaker 4: I can't see Sydney kind of no girl, Damn Andrews,

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Speaker 4: shut up, shut up, chip, shut up?

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Speaker 2: Producer intern tall gay producer In turn, Hey Marie, where

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Speaker 2: were you an expert? In? Honestly, I was in a

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Speaker 2: lot of ubers this week also, and I had a

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Speaker 2: simular situation.

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Speaker 3: I guess.

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Speaker 2: I got in the car and the driver was fine.

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Speaker 2: I was like, and the music he was playing was good?

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Speaker 3: That's also my brand.

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Speaker 4: Speaking of bitch ass tricks, our guest is not one imagine.

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Speaker 4: We've actually brought in somebody like that. Yes, this our

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Speaker 5: Divine.

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Speaker 4: I truly enjoy her, enjoy her on and off the stage.

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Speaker 4: She's written a book before. Yes, her Twitter popping ping,

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Speaker 5: Salna Coplic.

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Speaker 2: Okay, wow, I.

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Speaker 3: Am the I am the uber driver.

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Speaker 6: He was like, yeah, is there an Ellen there?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, it's copy copy today.

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Speaker 1: Certainly. I Do you have anything to add to what

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Speaker 3: They were Uberpool stories, you know.

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Speaker 6: Oh, Sydney, I miss your Uperpool tales because, oh my god, it.

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Speaker 3: Was so good.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you still doing them when you're in LA again.

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Speaker 6: I know, But I know you mean, I think it's

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Speaker 3: No, it's not that I'm not inspired.

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Speaker 4: It's just that, like, the actual work that I had

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Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, I remember one time there were like people

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Speaker 1: Gonna make their fun?

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Speaker 4: Everybody was involved and every time like me, and when

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Speaker 2: To be we'd be like, damn says he puts you

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Speaker 3: I gotta be that hype man, gass it up.

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Speaker 5: You know, have you ever dated a cab driver or

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Speaker 1: I used to day a truck driver.

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Speaker 5: What yeah, you get into that?

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Speaker 3: Okay?

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Speaker 5: Is it the ross country truck driver?

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Speaker 1: Short?

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Speaker 6: Short term but or like short range but that's still

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Speaker 3: I heard Davey doing myth is that true?

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Speaker 6: Ryan did not?

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Speaker 1: But he was Ryan.

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Speaker 5: But Ryan was definitely at the truck stock.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, man, Yeah, it was a sweet dude we met

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Speaker 6: Like tough guys or like fighters or boxers. And he

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Speaker 1: And like tattooed, you know, like dudes dudes.

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Speaker 6: But he'd been a hockey gooned, which is just like

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Speaker 6: So he was a hockey gooon for years, and then

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Speaker 2: You know, they get that's white, you know, the white

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and then he became a truck driver. What's the

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Speaker 1: what's the application to become a truck driver?

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Speaker 3: You just got to not have no friends.

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Speaker 6: I want to stop getting punched in the face. For money,

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Speaker 6: I'll drive this.

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Speaker 5: Truck Selena that's a pilot. Yeah, play.

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Speaker 1: And his dutiful weirdo wife it h.

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Speaker 5: And then turned into a serial killer.

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Speaker 2: Yes, come on, then you got to be this stenographer

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Speaker 5: That is crazy. So where did y'all meet?

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Speaker 6: We met at a concert. It was this group called

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Speaker 6: BlackBerry Smoke. It's sort of like country Americana.

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Speaker 2: Seems like somebody that wears like a cowboy boot with

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Speaker 2: a skirt, I know, like a young Swift.

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Speaker 1: I know, I know, Yeah, I hope to think more

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Speaker 1: like a Casey Musgraves.

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Speaker 5: Now I don't know. I don't know any of her

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Speaker 6: She has this album, Golden Hour. It's her third album

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Speaker 6: and it's fucking solid.

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Speaker 5: Is that?

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Speaker 1: What did she win the Grammy? Before we see the

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Speaker 1: Golden Hour, which is her like newest album.

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Speaker 5: But what was the category?

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Speaker 3: Oh?

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Speaker 6: She won.

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Speaker 1: I think she won like Best Artist, which she was

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Speaker 6: Have you seen the memes of her being like what why?

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Speaker 6: And Yang Casey?

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Speaker 3: No, she's not.

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Speaker 1: She's married to Rustin Kelly. Okay, Brandy Carlyle.

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Speaker 6: Brandy Carlyle is a country singer who's gay, who like

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Speaker 4: But they said, but they were talking about Casey like

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Speaker 6: She's very very like pro LGBTQ stuff. She's a song

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Speaker 1: Okay, hold on, hold on, hold on, you could have been.

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Speaker 2: You could have been you could have been our country

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Speaker 5: Was his last name.

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Speaker 6: Pierce Kelly.

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Speaker 1: Okay, pe.

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Speaker 6: Yeah. Okay, So Casey, what's a song that she has

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Speaker 6: It's the first song on her album.

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Speaker 2: It's Got to the Spot slow Burn.

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Speaker 1: I love her burn in my mind. Yes, yeah, you're

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Speaker 1: not far from.

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Speaker 5: It or Supburning?

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Speaker 2: No slow burns, slow birds, slow burn, slowed it.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Okay, So you met at a concert. You're like, oh

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Speaker 2: my god, he drives drucks, he looks like he might

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Speaker 3: Let's do it.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, well he that was when he was a He's like,

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Speaker 6: gentle nagging, I'll dig it.

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Speaker 1: And then but then we kind of hit it off.

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Speaker 6: And he was wearing one of those shirts that's called

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Speaker 6: it's called real tree pattern. It's like, if you're more

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Speaker 6: literally you look like a tree, Like it's absurd.

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Speaker 1: That okay, which I can dig that look, you know,

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Speaker 1: I know.

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Speaker 2: I know, I'm not surprised, but also like a little

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Speaker 2: not surprised by any of this.

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Speaker 3: I'm not surprised. It's very blonde of you.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, well I will stay I'm half Wasp, half red

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Speaker 1: And I feel like I'm sort of both of these things,

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Speaker 1: you know. Yeah, like you're a red Like you're a

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Speaker 4: Yeah here, like you you might put a little mountain

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Speaker 3: Yeah exactly.

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Speaker 6: Okay, so good, yes, And I really I feel like

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Speaker 6: I really toe that line because usually, especially when I

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Speaker 6: Do you want like the cool blonde, the ashy blonde,

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Speaker 5: Want to mix them both.

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Speaker 6: I know I'm but usually I want the yellow, the

451
00:19:27,000 --> 00:19:29,840
Speaker 6: warm blonde, but in New York, the ashy light blonde

452
00:19:29,880 --> 00:19:32,560
Speaker 6: is more popular because it's really Yeah. I mean that's

453
00:19:32,600 --> 00:19:34,399
Speaker 6: what colorists will tell me, just because it's sort of

454
00:19:34,400 --> 00:19:35,479
Speaker 6: like Upper East Side.

455
00:19:35,560 --> 00:19:36,880
Speaker 3: But is it more money? Okay?

456
00:19:36,920 --> 00:19:37,760
Speaker 5: Which is more expense?

457
00:19:38,000 --> 00:19:41,360
Speaker 3: More good? That's what it is. It's sell, bitch.

458
00:19:41,440 --> 00:19:41,880
Speaker 6: You're right.

459
00:19:42,480 --> 00:19:43,800
Speaker 3: Always when I was.

460
00:19:43,800 --> 00:19:46,399
Speaker 4: A waitress, I've been like, people order Moet and I'm like,

461
00:19:46,440 --> 00:19:47,800
Speaker 4: but don't you want dumb?

462
00:19:48,960 --> 00:19:56,359
Speaker 3: Not much? Is a dope? Whatever?

463
00:19:57,119 --> 00:20:01,440
Speaker 5: Yeah, upsell it is not that's additional dollars.

464
00:20:01,200 --> 00:20:02,880
Speaker 1: Like I get. When I get my hair highlighted.

465
00:20:02,880 --> 00:20:05,080
Speaker 6: You could either do full head or half head, and

466
00:20:05,119 --> 00:20:07,280
Speaker 6: I've gotten lazy lately, so I just do half head

467
00:20:07,280 --> 00:20:09,000
Speaker 6: and then I do brown underneath because I kind of

468
00:20:09,040 --> 00:20:10,840
Speaker 6: like two tone, even though I know it's very like

469
00:20:10,920 --> 00:20:12,240
Speaker 6: mid nineties.

470
00:20:12,080 --> 00:20:15,320
Speaker 5: Two I think you. When I saw you downstairs, I

471
00:20:15,359 --> 00:20:16,920
Speaker 5: was like, your hair looks great, thank you.

472
00:20:17,080 --> 00:20:19,560
Speaker 6: I got my hair colored recently and the colorist or

473
00:20:19,560 --> 00:20:21,320
Speaker 6: I just got it cut. The guy was like making

474
00:20:21,320 --> 00:20:22,840
Speaker 6: fun of me to my face, and I knew he

475
00:20:23,080 --> 00:20:25,119
Speaker 6: was like and he was like, you know, what are

476
00:20:25,119 --> 00:20:25,880
Speaker 6: we doing down here?

477
00:20:26,000 --> 00:20:26,879
Speaker 1: And I was like, oh.

478
00:20:26,800 --> 00:20:28,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm like I just leave that be like we're

479
00:20:28,640 --> 00:20:30,400
Speaker 2: not giving you a chip, that's what we're doing.

480
00:20:30,560 --> 00:20:31,800
Speaker 1: Yeah, And I was like I'm leaving that. I was

481
00:20:31,840 --> 00:20:32,720
Speaker 1: like I kind of like two tone.

482
00:20:32,760 --> 00:20:34,320
Speaker 6: I was like, I don't care if it looks trashy

483
00:20:34,320 --> 00:20:35,600
Speaker 6: and he goes, yeah, when did you get that done?

484
00:20:35,680 --> 00:20:37,000
Speaker 6: Like fifteen years ago?

485
00:20:38,000 --> 00:20:41,080
Speaker 3: And went hold on, you need yep this place?

486
00:20:41,600 --> 00:20:44,240
Speaker 1: What place is this between us?

487
00:20:48,600 --> 00:20:52,040
Speaker 2: Let's drag them exactly doesn't leave this room but off

488
00:20:52,080 --> 00:20:55,080
Speaker 2: the record, cover the mics.

489
00:20:55,240 --> 00:20:57,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, I will say I don't want to bash this lot.

490
00:20:57,200 --> 00:20:58,439
Speaker 6: I think it was a guy who was just like

491
00:20:58,600 --> 00:21:01,600
Speaker 6: doing his like rented seat for like a week or something, but.

492
00:21:01,560 --> 00:21:03,119
Speaker 5: He was rented a bit.

493
00:21:03,760 --> 00:21:05,359
Speaker 6: And I'm like, I'm doing to tone and I know

494
00:21:05,400 --> 00:21:06,800
Speaker 6: what I'm doing. Okay, I know what I look like,

495
00:21:06,880 --> 00:21:08,480
Speaker 6: and that is harashing.

496
00:21:08,760 --> 00:21:09,440
Speaker 5: It wasn't good.

497
00:21:09,640 --> 00:21:09,880
Speaker 3: Yeah.

498
00:21:10,520 --> 00:21:12,119
Speaker 5: So I find that a lot of a lot of

499
00:21:12,119 --> 00:21:13,240
Speaker 5: times the style.

500
00:21:13,040 --> 00:21:14,359
Speaker 2: Of hair looks like trash.

501
00:21:14,480 --> 00:21:16,160
Speaker 3: Yeah, because it's just like.

502
00:21:16,080 --> 00:21:18,320
Speaker 4: They're showing up and they're like, well, you know, I

503
00:21:18,359 --> 00:21:20,000
Speaker 4: can actually you know, do you?

504
00:21:20,160 --> 00:21:22,399
Speaker 3: It's not about me? And it is that actually I

505
00:21:22,400 --> 00:21:23,080
Speaker 3: want to see.

506
00:21:22,880 --> 00:21:26,080
Speaker 6: You and exactly show me what you do so. Have

507
00:21:26,160 --> 00:21:28,760
Speaker 6: you guys ever experimented with blonde hair coloring.

508
00:21:29,200 --> 00:21:33,240
Speaker 5: When somebody else a piece? Do you like things that

509
00:21:33,280 --> 00:21:34,400
Speaker 5: you clip in and clip out?

510
00:21:35,000 --> 00:21:39,119
Speaker 3: You know what? Actually in high school when I for prom.

511
00:21:38,960 --> 00:21:42,399
Speaker 4: I I had like a little peroxided it, Yes, a

512
00:21:42,400 --> 00:21:46,239
Speaker 4: little highlights. I had highlights fun and broke the fun

513
00:21:46,400 --> 00:21:51,000
Speaker 4: out of my hand. Oh it was so short, it

514
00:21:51,040 --> 00:21:53,920
Speaker 4: was like brows. Like it was so short it looked

515
00:21:53,960 --> 00:21:54,600
Speaker 4: like eyebrows.

516
00:21:55,560 --> 00:21:55,800
Speaker 2: It was.

517
00:21:56,000 --> 00:21:56,840
Speaker 3: It took it all out.

518
00:21:56,920 --> 00:21:58,760
Speaker 5: So but when the hair was there, what did it

519
00:21:58,840 --> 00:21:59,159
Speaker 5: look like?

520
00:21:59,280 --> 00:22:01,760
Speaker 3: It was cute? I was like, oh, shoot, I want

521
00:22:01,760 --> 00:22:02,160
Speaker 3: to do this.

522
00:22:03,240 --> 00:22:07,159
Speaker 2: Yeah, and then the Lord was actually the Lord giveth

523
00:22:07,200 --> 00:22:07,760
Speaker 2: and he takes.

524
00:22:09,280 --> 00:22:09,480
Speaker 3: Yeah.

525
00:22:09,560 --> 00:22:13,159
Speaker 4: I feel like dyeing your hair excessively is just I

526
00:22:13,200 --> 00:22:14,239
Speaker 4: don't know how people do it.

527
00:22:14,359 --> 00:22:16,639
Speaker 6: Yeah, it can be so damaging, and I feel like

528
00:22:16,680 --> 00:22:18,960
Speaker 6: I've learned that the hard way. Like I have sort

529
00:22:18,960 --> 00:22:21,639
Speaker 6: of layers by Like I used to get layers on

530
00:22:21,680 --> 00:22:24,920
Speaker 6: purpose and now it's just breakage, and so like I'll

531
00:22:24,960 --> 00:22:26,040
Speaker 6: have sort of shorter layers.

532
00:22:26,200 --> 00:22:29,520
Speaker 2: There's special shampoo you're supposed to use. Oh, I mean

533
00:22:29,600 --> 00:22:31,160
Speaker 2: I use like a purple shampoo.

534
00:22:31,280 --> 00:22:35,000
Speaker 6: Yea purple shampoo keeps the color from getting too brassy

535
00:22:35,440 --> 00:22:37,679
Speaker 6: and like brings it back to be sort of cooler,

536
00:22:37,960 --> 00:22:40,040
Speaker 6: because I think some people think that brassy blonde seems

537
00:22:40,080 --> 00:22:42,200
Speaker 6: like trashy looking, which I get.

538
00:22:42,080 --> 00:22:45,440
Speaker 4: What's up with this trash because it's it's I think

539
00:22:45,480 --> 00:22:48,919
Speaker 4: it's weird that you can connect a hair color to

540
00:22:49,119 --> 00:22:50,240
Speaker 4: someone's status.

541
00:22:50,520 --> 00:22:51,399
Speaker 3: You know, that's strange.

542
00:22:51,480 --> 00:22:54,720
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean yes, but you could see like box color. Yes,

543
00:22:55,160 --> 00:22:57,200
Speaker 2: like you can see they did that by themselves in

544
00:22:57,240 --> 00:23:00,240
Speaker 2: the bathroom of of a right age, okay.

545
00:23:00,119 --> 00:23:03,000
Speaker 5: Versus oh, somebody like they spent money on this.

546
00:23:03,240 --> 00:23:03,480
Speaker 2: Yeah.

547
00:23:03,800 --> 00:23:05,920
Speaker 6: That's That's one thing I find fascinating about hair is

548
00:23:05,960 --> 00:23:08,800
Speaker 6: I think there's so many tiny indicators and like when

549
00:23:08,840 --> 00:23:11,040
Speaker 6: you're really in it and you know you can see

550
00:23:11,040 --> 00:23:13,080
Speaker 6: these things, you know, it's like, I mean, I have

551
00:23:13,160 --> 00:23:15,119
Speaker 6: this silly Twitter install where I talk about the New

552
00:23:15,160 --> 00:23:17,520
Speaker 6: York Times Wedding section and I just joke around about

553
00:23:17,520 --> 00:23:20,879
Speaker 6: snobbery and judgment, and I often talk about like class

554
00:23:20,920 --> 00:23:23,280
Speaker 6: indicators and yeah, it's like if you can tell that

555
00:23:23,359 --> 00:23:26,040
Speaker 6: someone had their hair professionally done at a salon, like

556
00:23:26,080 --> 00:23:29,880
Speaker 6: Frederick for Kai salon or something versus.

557
00:23:29,760 --> 00:23:38,320
Speaker 5: Yeah, I was like for Kai.

558
00:23:38,480 --> 00:23:40,159
Speaker 1: I mean, yeah, but I don't need to shut up.

559
00:23:41,359 --> 00:23:42,640
Speaker 1: I'm allowed to make fun of the man.

560
00:23:42,560 --> 00:23:44,840
Speaker 6: In the uber, But you know, you could tell, like

561
00:23:44,960 --> 00:23:47,240
Speaker 6: who Sometimes you can tell, like if it's too brassy,

562
00:23:47,280 --> 00:23:48,520
Speaker 6: that looks like you did it at home and you

563
00:23:48,560 --> 00:23:49,640
Speaker 6: didn't leave it on long enough.

564
00:23:49,760 --> 00:23:51,040
Speaker 2: No, I could tell if they did it at home.

565
00:23:51,040 --> 00:23:53,160
Speaker 2: If like their their hair, their temples are the same

566
00:23:53,200 --> 00:23:55,320
Speaker 2: color and their ears are like a little bit a

567
00:23:55,359 --> 00:23:56,120
Speaker 2: little bite.

568
00:23:56,960 --> 00:23:59,760
Speaker 3: I didn't even notice any of that. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

569
00:24:00,119 --> 00:24:03,479
Speaker 2: Scalp is red and it's like, which you did well,

570
00:24:03,520 --> 00:24:05,960
Speaker 2: I could tell if it's if you did it at home,

571
00:24:06,040 --> 00:24:08,720
Speaker 2: Like the actual texture of your hair, like it looks

572
00:24:08,840 --> 00:24:11,400
Speaker 2: either like really limp and fraw.

573
00:24:11,840 --> 00:24:14,919
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's supposed to like have more bounce, especially if

574
00:24:14,920 --> 00:24:17,040
Speaker 4: you go to the salon. If you get a blowout

575
00:24:17,040 --> 00:24:19,720
Speaker 4: and your shit is still stringy, like they didn't rob you.

576
00:24:19,880 --> 00:24:25,840
Speaker 2: Yeah, throw the whole head away, get a new wig.

577
00:24:26,000 --> 00:24:27,879
Speaker 5: Cis, So what made you go blonde?

578
00:24:28,560 --> 00:24:30,480
Speaker 1: I was blonde when I was a kid, and I

579
00:24:30,520 --> 00:24:31,320
Speaker 1: really liked it.

580
00:24:31,400 --> 00:24:33,679
Speaker 6: I gotta say, like I've been blonde, red and brown,

581
00:24:33,800 --> 00:24:35,720
Speaker 6: and I do think that it's true, like blondes have

582
00:24:35,760 --> 00:24:37,719
Speaker 6: more fun and maybe it's just because like that's how

583
00:24:37,720 --> 00:24:39,720
Speaker 6: I grew up and then as I got older, the

584
00:24:39,760 --> 00:24:42,080
Speaker 6: blonde started to turn darker, which is very normal.

585
00:24:42,680 --> 00:24:44,600
Speaker 2: Have you ever been like a dark brown?

586
00:24:44,880 --> 00:24:47,280
Speaker 1: Yes, junior year in college it was.

587
00:24:47,359 --> 00:24:50,200
Speaker 6: I was like, I want to try this, and oh god,

588
00:24:50,480 --> 00:24:52,240
Speaker 6: I like, I wish i'd just like I remember my

589
00:24:52,280 --> 00:24:55,040
Speaker 6: mom's colorist was like, Selena, I don't think you're gonna

590
00:24:55,080 --> 00:24:57,040
Speaker 6: like this, like so much of your for your identity

591
00:24:57,080 --> 00:24:58,119
Speaker 6: is wrapped up in being blonde.

592
00:24:58,160 --> 00:24:59,640
Speaker 1: And I was like, that's change it up.

593
00:24:59,720 --> 00:25:02,480
Speaker 6: And so he dyed me like light brown, and I

594
00:25:02,520 --> 00:25:04,199
Speaker 6: was like, I hate it. I was so because I

595
00:25:04,200 --> 00:25:05,520
Speaker 6: wanted to go like dark.

596
00:25:05,760 --> 00:25:06,520
Speaker 3: Yeah, it was.

597
00:25:06,560 --> 00:25:09,040
Speaker 6: Do you remember when Cameron Diaz dyed her hair dark brown?

598
00:25:10,560 --> 00:25:14,159
Speaker 4: Girl, you don't have the face for that. It's the

599
00:25:14,280 --> 00:25:16,800
Speaker 4: first of all, the face and the eye color. Yeah,

600
00:25:16,680 --> 00:25:17,720
Speaker 4: one color has to go.

601
00:25:17,720 --> 00:25:19,240
Speaker 6: Too, I know. I mean, but I feel like dark

602
00:25:19,280 --> 00:25:22,040
Speaker 6: hair with blue eyes can either look very like striking

603
00:25:22,160 --> 00:25:23,400
Speaker 6: because it's so unexpected.

604
00:25:24,640 --> 00:25:25,840
Speaker 1: But I can't really wash out your.

605
00:25:25,760 --> 00:25:29,119
Speaker 3: Skin unless you're Megan Fox. Yeah, like if she can

606
00:25:29,200 --> 00:25:30,080
Speaker 3: work like anything.

607
00:25:30,240 --> 00:25:34,440
Speaker 2: I like Beyonce better with dark hair. Mm hmmmm I do.

608
00:25:34,800 --> 00:25:38,399
Speaker 2: I like Beyonce better with dark brown hair. Yeah, like

609
00:25:38,520 --> 00:25:41,280
Speaker 2: it just looks well. Yeah, they do some bronzer on

610
00:25:41,359 --> 00:25:42,120
Speaker 2: Cameron Diaz.

611
00:25:42,320 --> 00:25:44,800
Speaker 6: I know she ended up looking very pasty because her

612
00:25:44,800 --> 00:25:46,760
Speaker 6: skin was so dark or her hair was so dark.

613
00:25:46,920 --> 00:25:48,520
Speaker 1: But I stupidly was like, if she could do it,

614
00:25:48,560 --> 00:25:49,159
Speaker 1: I could do it.

615
00:25:49,320 --> 00:25:51,680
Speaker 4: So I feel like you got a little Cameron Diaz

616
00:25:51,800 --> 00:25:52,760
Speaker 4: vibe a little bit.

617
00:25:54,320 --> 00:25:54,679
Speaker 3: Thank you.

618
00:25:54,760 --> 00:26:00,840
Speaker 2: I'm squint yeah, And the photo hasn't fully loaded yet, Diaz.

619
00:26:03,000 --> 00:26:05,440
Speaker 3: Cameron Diaz was approachable.

620
00:26:07,880 --> 00:26:09,720
Speaker 5: I don't hate her with the dark hair.

621
00:26:09,880 --> 00:26:11,400
Speaker 1: I know, I remember looking at it.

622
00:26:12,880 --> 00:26:14,480
Speaker 6: I remember looking at it and being like, you know what,

623
00:26:14,920 --> 00:26:16,479
Speaker 6: I like that, and and I, you know what, I'm

624
00:26:16,480 --> 00:26:19,040
Speaker 6: proud of myself because I I was willing to try

625
00:26:19,080 --> 00:26:20,800
Speaker 6: something very different that I don't even know if i'd

626
00:26:20,800 --> 00:26:22,600
Speaker 6: be willing to do that. But you didn't go that dark.

627
00:26:22,920 --> 00:26:25,680
Speaker 6: I went very let me see, I went very very dark.

628
00:26:25,760 --> 00:26:29,520
Speaker 6: It makes yes, it made her look really I went

629
00:26:29,600 --> 00:26:32,480
Speaker 6: that dark, and I remember I was like so excited.

630
00:26:32,520 --> 00:26:33,400
Speaker 1: I went out that night.

631
00:26:33,480 --> 00:26:37,120
Speaker 6: I was home from from college junior year at Christmas time,

632
00:26:37,119 --> 00:26:38,480
Speaker 6: and so I went to a bar that night and

633
00:26:38,560 --> 00:26:41,200
Speaker 6: like saw some friends and literally people.

634
00:26:40,920 --> 00:26:42,520
Speaker 1: Like looked at me, Yes, she looks good.

635
00:26:42,880 --> 00:26:45,560
Speaker 6: People like looked at me, made eye contact and didn't

636
00:26:45,560 --> 00:26:48,560
Speaker 6: even recognize me, Like it was the strangest thing, just

637
00:26:48,560 --> 00:26:50,560
Speaker 6: like people weren't expecting me to have dark brown hair,

638
00:26:50,600 --> 00:26:52,840
Speaker 6: so they like didn't friends didn't even see me. And

639
00:26:52,880 --> 00:26:59,080
Speaker 6: I was like, it's Selena change like that. People don't

640
00:26:59,080 --> 00:26:59,960
Speaker 6: even recognize.

641
00:26:59,640 --> 00:27:04,040
Speaker 4: As an African American woman. This happens. It happens all

642
00:27:04,080 --> 00:27:07,600
Speaker 4: the time. We'll change our hair, either like drastically or

643
00:27:07,680 --> 00:27:08,760
Speaker 4: just slightly and.

644
00:27:08,560 --> 00:27:10,320
Speaker 2: It'll go from curly to straight and people are like,

645
00:27:10,359 --> 00:27:13,159
Speaker 2: oh my god, I didn't even recognize yeah, and it's like,

646
00:27:13,320 --> 00:27:17,520
Speaker 2: you know this bomb ass body.

647
00:27:17,160 --> 00:27:19,960
Speaker 4: When I was when I was waitressing and I had

648
00:27:19,960 --> 00:27:22,439
Speaker 4: a weave like the whole time. I finally wore my

649
00:27:22,480 --> 00:27:27,600
Speaker 4: hair natural and there were two managers. They kept circling around.

650
00:27:28,000 --> 00:27:30,639
Speaker 4: They were off duty managers. They were just in the

651
00:27:30,680 --> 00:27:33,600
Speaker 4: bar and they kept looking like looking at me. And

652
00:27:33,640 --> 00:27:36,040
Speaker 4: then they asked one of the waitresses, like, who's this

653
00:27:36,160 --> 00:27:39,440
Speaker 4: new hire that no one told us about what They

654
00:27:39,480 --> 00:27:41,520
Speaker 4: didn't run it by us at all, And they were like,

655
00:27:41,600 --> 00:27:42,360
Speaker 4: it's Sydney.

656
00:27:42,440 --> 00:27:44,080
Speaker 5: Oh my god, that's hilarious.

657
00:27:44,119 --> 00:27:44,760
Speaker 3: It's insane.

658
00:27:44,840 --> 00:27:46,520
Speaker 2: It's so funny that they were looking for you to

659
00:27:46,520 --> 00:27:48,280
Speaker 2: waiting for you to do something wrong Meanwhile, you've been

660
00:27:48,280 --> 00:27:49,280
Speaker 2: working at that job for.

661
00:27:51,480 --> 00:27:51,680
Speaker 3: Wrong.

662
00:27:55,320 --> 00:27:57,040
Speaker 1: Even if I took my hair up in a bun

663
00:27:57,160 --> 00:27:58,320
Speaker 1: that people won't recognize me.

664
00:27:58,359 --> 00:27:59,760
Speaker 6: And I'm like, does my hair have to be down

665
00:27:59,840 --> 00:28:01,840
Speaker 6: right around my face for you to see who I am?

666
00:28:01,960 --> 00:28:03,679
Speaker 1: You know, it's so strange, Like I've ever seen your

667
00:28:03,680 --> 00:28:04,280
Speaker 1: hair up.

668
00:28:04,680 --> 00:28:07,159
Speaker 6: I wear it up occasionally, but I feel like when

669
00:28:07,160 --> 00:28:09,119
Speaker 6: I'm out like doing and when I'm on stage doing comedy,

670
00:28:09,200 --> 00:28:10,080
Speaker 6: usually it's always down.

671
00:28:10,240 --> 00:28:13,800
Speaker 2: Really, yeah, you can't do comedy, No, I can't.

672
00:28:14,320 --> 00:28:16,680
Speaker 3: The dual language, I know, Yeah.

673
00:28:16,520 --> 00:28:17,920
Speaker 1: The two tone sometimes I do.

674
00:28:17,960 --> 00:28:19,479
Speaker 6: But I feel like if people are going to photograph

675
00:28:19,560 --> 00:28:22,840
Speaker 6: me on stage similarly, like I prefer to have something

676
00:28:22,880 --> 00:28:23,679
Speaker 6: around my face.

677
00:28:23,720 --> 00:28:23,919
Speaker 2: You know.

678
00:28:24,160 --> 00:28:24,600
Speaker 3: Why is that?

679
00:28:26,040 --> 00:28:27,920
Speaker 6: I just think it sort of frames it more nicely.

680
00:28:28,160 --> 00:28:30,280
Speaker 6: And I think some of my jokes are about being

681
00:28:30,320 --> 00:28:32,600
Speaker 6: blonde or about being a sorority girl, and I feel

682
00:28:32,600 --> 00:28:34,760
Speaker 6: like they hit harder if I have that look, you

683
00:28:34,760 --> 00:28:35,199
Speaker 6: know what I mean?

684
00:28:35,720 --> 00:28:38,680
Speaker 4: I agree when I talk about like just being gay

685
00:28:39,000 --> 00:28:41,000
Speaker 4: and then I'm wearing sweats, so like, yeah.

686
00:28:41,000 --> 00:28:41,840
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'll believe it.

687
00:28:44,280 --> 00:28:45,280
Speaker 5: We could tell sir.

688
00:28:47,520 --> 00:28:48,600
Speaker 3: Exactly, It's true.

689
00:28:48,720 --> 00:28:50,400
Speaker 6: I have a joke that I do about being I

690
00:28:50,400 --> 00:28:52,480
Speaker 6: had a tiny role on that TV show red Oaks

691
00:28:52,480 --> 00:28:55,160
Speaker 6: It's on Amazon. Takes plaice in the eighties, and I

692
00:28:55,200 --> 00:28:56,720
Speaker 6: have a joke that I do on stage about like

693
00:28:56,760 --> 00:28:59,040
Speaker 6: being cast in it and how like the description of

694
00:28:59,080 --> 00:29:02,480
Speaker 6: the character was like it was like blousey bottle blonde

695
00:29:03,000 --> 00:29:05,280
Speaker 6: done some hard, live and seen better days. Like the

696
00:29:05,360 --> 00:29:07,400
Speaker 6: age was ten years older than I was at the time,

697
00:29:07,680 --> 00:29:09,400
Speaker 6: and I remember reading it and I was like, oh man,

698
00:29:09,480 --> 00:29:11,520
Speaker 6: I got this, but it's breaking my heart.

699
00:29:11,520 --> 00:29:12,280
Speaker 3: You got it.

700
00:29:13,840 --> 00:29:15,800
Speaker 2: I'm like that's me.

701
00:29:16,360 --> 00:29:18,240
Speaker 1: I was like, it's a trash back ten years old

702
00:29:18,320 --> 00:29:21,040
Speaker 1: than me. Nailed it. Yeah, like but it you know.

703
00:29:21,040 --> 00:29:22,920
Speaker 6: But I feel like whatever I tell that joke on stage,

704
00:29:23,000 --> 00:29:24,760
Speaker 6: I can't tell it with my hair up, Like I

705
00:29:24,800 --> 00:29:27,360
Speaker 6: have to tell it with like the hair down.

706
00:29:27,200 --> 00:29:29,280
Speaker 2: Being like I know what I look like, Yeah yeah,

707
00:29:29,320 --> 00:29:31,920
Speaker 2: because up almost is like youthful, like look at my

708
00:29:31,920 --> 00:29:33,280
Speaker 2: bouncy little kid pony chain.

709
00:29:33,400 --> 00:29:34,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, I know.

710
00:29:34,640 --> 00:29:37,760
Speaker 2: I do a joke on stage where I'm like I'm

711
00:29:37,880 --> 00:29:40,680
Speaker 2: stunning and if I don't have any makeup on, which

712
00:29:40,720 --> 00:29:41,360
Speaker 2: I never.

713
00:29:41,280 --> 00:29:43,040
Speaker 5: Do, sometimes people are just like.

714
00:29:44,880 --> 00:29:48,040
Speaker 2: Are you and I'm like, yes, that's not really my light. Yeah,

715
00:29:48,560 --> 00:29:50,200
Speaker 2: just blame it on the light, I assure you. I

716
00:29:50,200 --> 00:29:53,080
Speaker 2: brought a slideshow of me looking good. I'm like, look,

717
00:29:53,080 --> 00:29:57,080
Speaker 2: you can go on my Instagram. I'm atrribly stunning and they're.

718
00:29:56,880 --> 00:29:58,280
Speaker 3: Like, mmm, yeah, I do it.

719
00:29:58,320 --> 00:30:00,080
Speaker 6: I do a joke usually, I go I was in

720
00:30:00,120 --> 00:30:01,760
Speaker 6: a sorority in college, and I go, you know, don't

721
00:30:01,800 --> 00:30:03,720
Speaker 6: you don't. I was like, you, you don't have hair

722
00:30:03,840 --> 00:30:05,560
Speaker 6: like this and not get a bid And like then

723
00:30:05,600 --> 00:30:07,640
Speaker 6: I make fun of my hair color, being like very.

724
00:30:07,440 --> 00:30:08,400
Speaker 1: Fake and very blonde.

725
00:30:08,880 --> 00:30:10,520
Speaker 6: And I fucked it up the other night and I go,

726
00:30:10,640 --> 00:30:12,520
Speaker 6: you don't look like this and not get a bid

727
00:30:12,800 --> 00:30:17,280
Speaker 6: and the audience is like and I was like, I'm vain,

728
00:30:17,400 --> 00:30:18,920
Speaker 6: but not that, you know, Like I just felt like

729
00:30:18,920 --> 00:30:21,800
Speaker 6: I got a lot. But I think when you deliver

730
00:30:21,880 --> 00:30:24,160
Speaker 6: it just strong, then they're on board.

731
00:30:24,320 --> 00:30:24,760
Speaker 3: I wasn't.

732
00:30:24,840 --> 00:30:26,960
Speaker 6: Yeah, like I wasn't expecting for me to say that,

733
00:30:27,080 --> 00:30:28,640
Speaker 6: you know, And I was just like, oh God, normally

734
00:30:28,640 --> 00:30:29,800
Speaker 6: I don't deliver it that way.

735
00:30:30,000 --> 00:30:31,040
Speaker 5: You know, it's okay.

736
00:30:31,120 --> 00:30:34,040
Speaker 1: You can't apologize after I say something like that. Yeah, Like,

737
00:30:34,040 --> 00:30:34,720
Speaker 1: I just kept going.

738
00:30:35,840 --> 00:30:36,480
Speaker 3: And you're a.

739
00:30:36,440 --> 00:30:41,400
Speaker 4: Blonde and I feel like blondes are more confident than brunettes,

740
00:30:41,440 --> 00:30:43,480
Speaker 4: and it's just gonna throw it out there it should

741
00:30:43,520 --> 00:30:46,840
Speaker 4: be not right, But I think blondes are more confident. Yeah,

742
00:30:46,920 --> 00:30:49,520
Speaker 4: but that's because society like uplifts them exactly.

743
00:30:49,960 --> 00:30:52,280
Speaker 6: Yeah, I think brunettes yeah, And I think it's good

744
00:30:52,280 --> 00:30:54,760
Speaker 6: to like play that role on stage, you know. I

745
00:30:54,760 --> 00:30:57,440
Speaker 6: do think too, Like for commercial casting, I feel like,

746
00:30:57,880 --> 00:31:01,200
Speaker 6: if they want a female who seems friendly and accessible

747
00:31:01,240 --> 00:31:03,440
Speaker 6: and non threatening, it's always going to be a brunette

748
00:31:03,480 --> 00:31:05,680
Speaker 6: or a red head. It's never going to be a block.

749
00:31:06,160 --> 00:31:06,440
Speaker 3: Really.

750
00:31:06,640 --> 00:31:09,440
Speaker 2: I feel like when the Disney when the Disney Channel

751
00:31:09,520 --> 00:31:13,440
Speaker 2: kids go through their like rebellious phase, they dye their

752
00:31:13,440 --> 00:31:18,200
Speaker 2: hair darker, like that's their like their rockstar like day

753
00:31:18,280 --> 00:31:19,360
Speaker 2: black dudes now.

754
00:31:21,040 --> 00:31:21,960
Speaker 5: Right, Well, I.

755
00:31:21,960 --> 00:31:22,840
Speaker 1: Mean I think that's true.

756
00:31:23,440 --> 00:31:25,000
Speaker 6: I feel like if you have just a random like

757
00:31:25,280 --> 00:31:27,800
Speaker 6: if you're casting a random commercial of like a family

758
00:31:28,000 --> 00:31:29,840
Speaker 6: or like you know, you want someone to be the

759
00:31:29,840 --> 00:31:32,800
Speaker 6: face of a brand, I just feel like often it's

760
00:31:32,800 --> 00:31:34,120
Speaker 6: going to be a brunett or a red head.

761
00:31:34,120 --> 00:31:36,440
Speaker 2: Because like that's so crazy that you think that, because

762
00:31:36,480 --> 00:31:38,160
Speaker 2: I feel like blondes are everywhere.

763
00:31:38,400 --> 00:31:41,080
Speaker 6: Really, yes, maybe I'm just trying to justify why I

764
00:31:41,120 --> 00:31:41,680
Speaker 6: never get work.

765
00:31:45,880 --> 00:31:47,040
Speaker 5: That's what's.

766
00:31:48,240 --> 00:31:49,800
Speaker 1: It's just the hair color of God.

767
00:31:49,880 --> 00:31:52,000
Speaker 5: I guess it's not that I have no talent, And

768
00:31:52,120 --> 00:31:52,440
Speaker 5: it was.

769
00:31:52,360 --> 00:31:57,640
Speaker 4: The hair color bit you would diet, okay right now,

770
00:31:58,000 --> 00:31:58,320
Speaker 4: and I.

771
00:31:58,280 --> 00:31:59,520
Speaker 1: Go back to that dark brown.

772
00:31:59,640 --> 00:32:00,600
Speaker 3: Yea god.

773
00:32:00,680 --> 00:32:03,160
Speaker 6: I remember the morning so I died my hair dark brown.

774
00:32:03,200 --> 00:32:05,320
Speaker 6: I went to this bar, no one recognized me, and

775
00:32:05,400 --> 00:32:07,440
Speaker 6: I remember the next morning I woke up and you know,

776
00:32:07,480 --> 00:32:08,840
Speaker 6: my hair was like in my face, and you know

777
00:32:08,920 --> 00:32:11,080
Speaker 6: that what beat when you're sort of disoriented and you're

778
00:32:11,120 --> 00:32:13,160
Speaker 6: like where am I. I remember looking at my hair

779
00:32:13,160 --> 00:32:15,000
Speaker 6: on my pillow and I was like, oh gross, there's

780
00:32:15,040 --> 00:32:16,360
Speaker 6: a brunette in my bad And then I was like

781
00:32:20,480 --> 00:32:22,920
Speaker 6: I was like and I immediately knew I'd made a mistake,

782
00:32:22,960 --> 00:32:25,040
Speaker 6: but like it was like I didn't I'd gone to

783
00:32:25,120 --> 00:32:27,520
Speaker 6: my mom's colorist. It was a very special thing, you know,

784
00:32:27,560 --> 00:32:29,719
Speaker 6: Like I didn't have any money really, so like I

785
00:32:29,800 --> 00:32:31,040
Speaker 6: was just stuck with it for.

786
00:32:31,120 --> 00:32:34,200
Speaker 1: Months how long I think I had it? Like that

787
00:32:34,280 --> 00:32:37,680
Speaker 1: was ripe. That was like Christmas time, and that's a terrible.

788
00:32:37,400 --> 00:32:39,080
Speaker 3: Time to die. I feel like die.

789
00:32:39,240 --> 00:32:42,680
Speaker 2: Like wintertime is when you go dark though summertimes springtime

790
00:32:42,720 --> 00:32:43,960
Speaker 2: is when you like lighten it back.

791
00:32:44,560 --> 00:32:48,680
Speaker 4: Yeah, but because the winter is so like cold and dry,

792
00:32:48,720 --> 00:32:50,520
Speaker 4: it drives out your hair, and I feel like that's

793
00:32:50,520 --> 00:32:51,720
Speaker 4: just a terrible time.

794
00:32:51,720 --> 00:32:54,360
Speaker 6: I know, and like that's when I'm pasty as hell

795
00:32:54,440 --> 00:32:55,880
Speaker 6: and so like brown hair wasn't.

796
00:32:55,640 --> 00:32:57,080
Speaker 1: Doing any favors, you know.

797
00:32:57,560 --> 00:33:00,800
Speaker 6: Nay, in the winter, I go red, usually not this winter,

798
00:33:00,880 --> 00:33:02,440
Speaker 6: but usually go red in the winter because I like

799
00:33:02,480 --> 00:33:03,840
Speaker 6: that it's fun, it's.

800
00:33:03,720 --> 00:33:04,520
Speaker 1: A little softer.

801
00:33:04,760 --> 00:33:07,240
Speaker 6: Although red is the quickest, it's the diet fades the

802
00:33:07,280 --> 00:33:08,240
Speaker 6: quickest of any dye.

803
00:33:09,320 --> 00:33:16,800
Speaker 2: Yeah, like a redhead, though red hair, like Amy Adams red.

804
00:33:16,920 --> 00:33:19,560
Speaker 4: They give red heads a hard time, but every redhead

805
00:33:19,600 --> 00:33:22,640
Speaker 4: that I've like encountered or been friends with a one

806
00:33:22,760 --> 00:33:26,280
Speaker 4: stunning and just like they photograph really well.

807
00:33:26,400 --> 00:33:28,800
Speaker 6: Yeah, and it's just a sort of an unexpected look,

808
00:33:28,880 --> 00:33:30,760
Speaker 6: you know. I feel like you really do stand out.

809
00:33:30,800 --> 00:33:32,880
Speaker 6: For as much as like I think blondes get a

810
00:33:32,880 --> 00:33:35,040
Speaker 6: lot of glory, I feel like redheads that's sort of

811
00:33:35,080 --> 00:33:37,960
Speaker 6: the sleeper cell, you know of just like you stand out.

812
00:33:38,280 --> 00:33:39,480
Speaker 1: It's a different look, and.

813
00:33:39,400 --> 00:33:41,960
Speaker 2: I feel like it goes with any eye color, yeah,

814
00:33:42,480 --> 00:33:43,080
Speaker 2: green eyes or.

815
00:33:43,120 --> 00:33:45,360
Speaker 4: Gray eyes or and don't have some red hair with

816
00:33:45,440 --> 00:33:47,120
Speaker 4: some freckles, bitch.

817
00:33:46,960 --> 00:33:47,920
Speaker 3: I will marry you.

818
00:33:48,120 --> 00:33:55,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, Yeah, just a light not like a light, smattering, smattering.

819
00:33:57,040 --> 00:33:58,920
Speaker 2: God man, I'm a blonde who has a lot of.

820
00:33:59,000 --> 00:34:03,120
Speaker 5: Mold hot stuff.

821
00:34:05,520 --> 00:34:08,759
Speaker 4: So, Lena, how's your dating life as a blonde? How's

822
00:34:08,800 --> 00:34:09,719
Speaker 4: it doing it?

823
00:34:09,760 --> 00:34:09,960
Speaker 5: Does?

824
00:34:10,320 --> 00:34:12,359
Speaker 1: I did pretty well? I like to think work.

825
00:34:12,480 --> 00:34:12,759
Speaker 3: You see.

826
00:34:12,800 --> 00:34:15,960
Speaker 4: She didn't hold back on that, bitch, I'm doing dig down,

827
00:34:16,480 --> 00:34:19,960
Speaker 4: No problem me, dig down.

828
00:34:21,520 --> 00:34:22,919
Speaker 5: Are you dating somebody right now?

829
00:34:24,320 --> 00:34:28,640
Speaker 6: No, I'm like, okay, I'm exploring.

830
00:34:29,120 --> 00:34:31,120
Speaker 1: I don't know. I've been like casually seeing some people.

831
00:34:31,680 --> 00:34:32,719
Speaker 3: People I love it.

832
00:34:33,600 --> 00:34:36,319
Speaker 1: Yes, none of them drive trucks right now?

833
00:34:36,520 --> 00:34:36,719
Speaker 2: Yeah?

834
00:34:36,840 --> 00:34:39,840
Speaker 6: No, no, no, yeah, I'm no, not no more truck drivers.

835
00:34:39,920 --> 00:34:42,560
Speaker 6: That was sort of a strange, strange thing, and like, yeah,

836
00:34:42,760 --> 00:34:44,200
Speaker 6: it was odd, but yeah, I was dating a dude

837
00:34:44,200 --> 00:34:46,040
Speaker 6: over the summer that was pretty serious and that didn't

838
00:34:46,080 --> 00:34:47,799
Speaker 6: work out. So now I'm just kind of like, you know,

839
00:34:47,880 --> 00:34:49,520
Speaker 6: as i'd love to say, easy come.

840
00:34:49,320 --> 00:34:51,040
Speaker 3: Easy, go easy.

841
00:34:51,680 --> 00:34:56,680
Speaker 6: Well, yes, it just it was one of those relationships

842
00:34:56,680 --> 00:35:00,839
Speaker 6: where it was like so intense, so fat, yeah, which

843
00:35:00,880 --> 00:35:03,920
Speaker 6: like the notebook, Yeah, it's always just an indicator like ye,

844
00:35:04,400 --> 00:35:05,520
Speaker 6: this is never gonna work.

845
00:35:05,640 --> 00:35:07,160
Speaker 1: And it was like and then I think we both.

846
00:35:06,960 --> 00:35:09,000
Speaker 6: Tried to like take our foot off the gas, and

847
00:35:09,040 --> 00:35:10,600
Speaker 6: I was like we should break up, and he was like,

848
00:35:10,640 --> 00:35:12,759
Speaker 6: no it stay together. But like you know, when it

849
00:35:12,960 --> 00:35:14,760
Speaker 6: just it just was too much, too.

850
00:35:14,600 --> 00:35:18,239
Speaker 4: Soon, that pompcash good girl, Yeah that's what it is.

851
00:35:18,600 --> 00:35:20,760
Speaker 2: Yeah, gosh, you're.

852
00:35:20,560 --> 00:35:24,000
Speaker 3: Doing great now. Wait does it matches your top matches?

853
00:35:24,160 --> 00:35:25,320
Speaker 5: Does a carpet match today?

854
00:35:25,480 --> 00:35:28,640
Speaker 1: No, of course not. What does it look like a

855
00:35:31,680 --> 00:35:32,960
Speaker 1: blonde up top junk down?

856
00:35:33,040 --> 00:35:41,600
Speaker 5: Blosso showed me a picture, not anybody.

857
00:35:43,680 --> 00:35:48,480
Speaker 6: God, the record between us downs.

858
00:35:49,000 --> 00:35:51,799
Speaker 1: Don't you feel bad for redheads for that reason? Firecrotch?

859
00:35:54,400 --> 00:35:56,040
Speaker 3: Probably not. Yeah.

860
00:35:56,120 --> 00:35:58,840
Speaker 2: I've also never slept with somebody who was a ginger,

861
00:35:58,880 --> 00:36:00,880
Speaker 2: so I don't know what their pubes look like.

862
00:36:00,920 --> 00:36:02,000
Speaker 3: Me neither, I've never.

863
00:36:02,280 --> 00:36:06,759
Speaker 2: I've never just like nestled in some fiery Andrew, have

864
00:36:06,840 --> 00:36:12,240
Speaker 2: you ever dated somebody who had run here? Received clay

865
00:36:12,280 --> 00:36:25,120
Speaker 2: an't do it his knees.

866
00:36:25,960 --> 00:36:28,920
Speaker 6: The Claymates are proud. Remember his fan base was the Claymates.

867
00:36:29,080 --> 00:36:33,239
Speaker 2: Oh my god, oh my god, Clay Achin has a

868
00:36:33,280 --> 00:36:33,879
Speaker 2: big dick.

869
00:36:34,880 --> 00:36:37,360
Speaker 3: Wow, I'm thoroughly surprised.

870
00:36:38,040 --> 00:36:39,319
Speaker 6: But you know what I feel like, that's often how

871
00:36:39,360 --> 00:36:41,040
Speaker 6: it goes. The dudes who seem like they would have

872
00:36:41,080 --> 00:36:42,920
Speaker 6: a big dick never do. And the dudes who were

873
00:36:42,920 --> 00:36:45,080
Speaker 6: low key. It's like wealth too. I feel like the

874
00:36:45,120 --> 00:36:46,959
Speaker 6: more showy people are with their wealth, the more they're

875
00:36:47,000 --> 00:36:48,040
Speaker 6: like barely getting by.

876
00:36:48,360 --> 00:36:52,480
Speaker 1: And the real rich people drive frigging shitty cats like cars.

877
00:36:52,239 --> 00:36:54,160
Speaker 5: Yeah, or Volvos.

878
00:36:54,600 --> 00:36:58,200
Speaker 6: Rich people love an old Volva a classic?

879
00:36:59,680 --> 00:37:06,359
Speaker 2: Yes, Oh my god, wow, have we verified that this

880
00:37:06,400 --> 00:37:17,520
Speaker 2: is klay Akin's dick? Was like, yourses, no, he did not,

881
00:37:17,800 --> 00:37:19,680
Speaker 2: and you're a liar. I need to see her seats

882
00:37:19,800 --> 00:37:23,319
Speaker 2: wi Clay Achin sent you a picture of his dick?

883
00:37:26,000 --> 00:37:27,040
Speaker 5: Let me see, let me see.

884
00:37:27,880 --> 00:37:30,600
Speaker 1: You're a millennial.

885
00:37:30,800 --> 00:37:33,560
Speaker 2: You could have photoshopped at Oh wow, yeah, you have

886
00:37:33,640 --> 00:37:35,480
Speaker 2: face tune on your bitch.

887
00:37:36,360 --> 00:37:39,080
Speaker 3: Don't you do that? And it went over episode?

888
00:37:39,200 --> 00:37:41,239
Speaker 1: When did When did klay a Can send you a

889
00:37:41,239 --> 00:37:42,040
Speaker 1: picture of his dick?

890
00:37:43,560 --> 00:37:45,839
Speaker 3: S I girl.

891
00:37:45,719 --> 00:37:49,960
Speaker 6: Wow, yus, Oh my god, Joseph. He's in Joseph in

892
00:37:50,000 --> 00:37:51,279
Speaker 6: the Magic Technically dream Coat.

893
00:37:51,400 --> 00:37:56,160
Speaker 2: Right. My roommate went to see that. She said it

894
00:37:56,239 --> 00:37:58,799
Speaker 2: was awful. Oh my god, it was so bad that

895
00:37:58,840 --> 00:37:59,319
Speaker 2: it was good.

896
00:37:59,360 --> 00:38:05,040
Speaker 4: Should I tell Clay aching In this, I think, and

897
00:38:05,120 --> 00:38:06,880
Speaker 4: then we'll have him on the podcast to see if

898
00:38:06,880 --> 00:38:07,479
Speaker 4: it's all true.

899
00:38:09,320 --> 00:38:11,439
Speaker 5: Yeah, did you send him your dick?

900
00:38:13,960 --> 00:38:14,160
Speaker 4: Yeah?

901
00:38:14,239 --> 00:38:19,000
Speaker 2: Show us that two way street, and.

902
00:38:19,960 --> 00:38:24,440
Speaker 3: It's it's just all in the office. It's fine, it's

903
00:38:24,440 --> 00:38:25,000
Speaker 3: between us.

904
00:38:25,120 --> 00:38:30,440
Speaker 2: Yea space spaces all the time.

905
00:38:32,520 --> 00:38:36,320
Speaker 1: Do you get a lot of dick pics?

906
00:38:36,840 --> 00:38:39,040
Speaker 6: I've gotten a fair number. I got one from like

907
00:38:39,080 --> 00:38:42,040
Speaker 6: a dude who is like of like, I hardly know

908
00:38:42,120 --> 00:38:43,640
Speaker 6: this guy. He's more of a family friend.

909
00:38:43,920 --> 00:38:45,280
Speaker 3: Wow, that's rude.

910
00:38:45,360 --> 00:38:46,960
Speaker 6: It was so crazy, and it was like I just

911
00:38:46,960 --> 00:38:49,080
Speaker 6: remember so vividly I had I'd moved to New York

912
00:38:49,120 --> 00:38:51,520
Speaker 6: only a few years prior, and like I woke up

913
00:38:51,520 --> 00:38:53,440
Speaker 6: on a Friday morning and he sent me just like

914
00:38:54,160 --> 00:38:56,640
Speaker 6: like no context, we weren't even messaging, just a picture

915
00:38:56,680 --> 00:38:58,920
Speaker 6: of his dick at like five am on a Thursday,

916
00:38:59,400 --> 00:39:00,680
Speaker 6: Like what are you doing?

917
00:39:01,400 --> 00:39:03,279
Speaker 2: How did you respond? Because maybe he's trying to send

918
00:39:03,280 --> 00:39:04,000
Speaker 2: it to somebody else.

919
00:39:04,280 --> 00:39:05,680
Speaker 6: I don't even I didn't even respond.

920
00:39:05,760 --> 00:39:07,399
Speaker 5: I'm trying to send it to somebody else.

921
00:39:07,440 --> 00:39:09,840
Speaker 4: That's says definitely, it hasn't happened to me, but I

922
00:39:09,880 --> 00:39:12,160
Speaker 4: know it's happened to other people. And then I don't

923
00:39:12,239 --> 00:39:14,600
Speaker 4: know if I've sent messages by accident.

924
00:39:14,680 --> 00:39:15,840
Speaker 3: I know I could have sent a picture.

925
00:39:15,880 --> 00:39:17,600
Speaker 1: I know I've sent messages by accident for sure.

926
00:39:17,640 --> 00:39:19,319
Speaker 6: If I'm like in the thick of messaging with someone

927
00:39:19,360 --> 00:39:20,600
Speaker 6: and then someone sort of pops in.

928
00:39:21,160 --> 00:39:23,640
Speaker 2: The thing that I'll do is our screenshot, so or

929
00:39:23,760 --> 00:39:26,879
Speaker 2: I will copy and paste, or like I'll screenshot something

930
00:39:26,920 --> 00:39:28,840
Speaker 2: and then just send it to like Sydney or somebody

931
00:39:28,880 --> 00:39:33,160
Speaker 2: else and accidentally send the screenshot to the person And

932
00:39:33,239 --> 00:39:34,920
Speaker 2: then they'd be like what And I'd be like, I

933
00:39:34,920 --> 00:39:37,719
Speaker 2: want to make sure you saw just in case you

934
00:39:37,760 --> 00:39:43,240
Speaker 2: could just you can't see what you just said, be like, oh, yeah.

935
00:39:42,680 --> 00:39:43,600
Speaker 3: It was that crazy.

936
00:39:43,719 --> 00:39:46,480
Speaker 6: It was a great exponage, like trying to make sure

937
00:39:46,520 --> 00:39:47,960
Speaker 6: that you see how you look to other.

938
00:39:47,800 --> 00:39:48,759
Speaker 5: People, right right.

939
00:39:48,800 --> 00:39:51,400
Speaker 2: But they'd be like, look at this dumbest Oh my god,

940
00:39:51,800 --> 00:39:52,520
Speaker 2: that's amazing.

941
00:39:52,800 --> 00:39:55,600
Speaker 6: Wait, so have you guys ever like how much I'm

942
00:39:55,600 --> 00:39:57,760
Speaker 6: always curious because blonde costs so much money?

943
00:39:58,280 --> 00:39:58,719
Speaker 3: Do you like?

944
00:39:58,760 --> 00:40:00,799
Speaker 6: But I always wonder if it lots more money than

945
00:40:00,840 --> 00:40:02,840
Speaker 6: your average hair color? Like I mean, I feel like

946
00:40:02,880 --> 00:40:05,520
Speaker 6: you guys died my well, I mean just as far

947
00:40:05,560 --> 00:40:07,040
Speaker 6: as like money you spend on hair.

948
00:40:06,960 --> 00:40:09,520
Speaker 5: Like I do to a salon like that, how much

949
00:40:09,560 --> 00:40:11,680
Speaker 5: does it cost to like to color your hair?

950
00:40:12,080 --> 00:40:12,319
Speaker 3: Well?

951
00:40:12,360 --> 00:40:14,120
Speaker 6: If you do, I used to go to this one

952
00:40:14,160 --> 00:40:16,240
Speaker 6: guy I had the same color ass for like seven years.

953
00:40:16,840 --> 00:40:17,280
Speaker 5: Colorist.

954
00:40:17,280 --> 00:40:20,480
Speaker 2: Sounds like such a wealthy thing to have my coloriss

955
00:40:20,520 --> 00:40:21,160
Speaker 2: my therapist.

956
00:40:21,280 --> 00:40:23,240
Speaker 3: Also, I know it does.

957
00:40:23,560 --> 00:40:25,240
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah he's colorless.

958
00:40:25,320 --> 00:40:31,360
Speaker 3: Yeah, I know he's classes and colors and colorists. Yeah yeah, yeah.

959
00:40:31,200 --> 00:40:31,759
Speaker 1: He used to do.

960
00:40:32,040 --> 00:40:34,160
Speaker 6: This was back when I would do full like full

961
00:40:34,160 --> 00:40:37,040
Speaker 6: head of highlights and a haircut. It would take me

962
00:40:37,120 --> 00:40:41,240
Speaker 6: like three hours on a Saturday, like all that around

963
00:40:41,280 --> 00:40:43,799
Speaker 6: like four hundred four to fifty.

964
00:40:43,400 --> 00:40:45,360
Speaker 2: And then the touch up is how much like to

965
00:40:45,480 --> 00:40:47,520
Speaker 2: just get the like the roots touched up?

966
00:40:48,000 --> 00:40:49,160
Speaker 1: I mean it depends on the salon.

967
00:40:49,200 --> 00:40:50,919
Speaker 6: Now I'm smarter about it and I'll do like half

968
00:40:51,000 --> 00:40:54,200
Speaker 6: head and that and like one fifty. But that's like

969
00:40:54,239 --> 00:40:55,720
Speaker 6: mostly with a discount girl.

970
00:40:55,560 --> 00:40:56,840
Speaker 3: You couldn't real close to.

971
00:40:57,360 --> 00:40:59,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a lot, but like how much the braids cost?

972
00:41:00,840 --> 00:41:03,680
Speaker 4: Well, shutout to Mina and money giving me a pricess

973
00:41:03,719 --> 00:41:04,400
Speaker 4: that works for me.

974
00:41:05,680 --> 00:41:08,560
Speaker 1: It's a sliding sale like my therapy.

975
00:41:08,760 --> 00:41:13,239
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's it's expensive. I just looked online and some

976
00:41:13,280 --> 00:41:15,959
Speaker 4: girls spent like eight hundred dollars on her braids.

977
00:41:15,680 --> 00:41:18,560
Speaker 5: Eight hundred dollars and it looked beautiful.

978
00:41:18,640 --> 00:41:22,000
Speaker 1: But no, I've never paid more than one hundred dollars

979
00:41:22,000 --> 00:41:22,760
Speaker 1: to get my hair braided.

980
00:41:23,040 --> 00:41:24,040
Speaker 6: Really yeah, but.

981
00:41:24,000 --> 00:41:27,200
Speaker 4: I don't that's not a Mina Amani's price.

982
00:41:27,000 --> 00:41:28,920
Speaker 1: Point though those are braids.

983
00:41:28,920 --> 00:41:31,840
Speaker 2: Well, I so I'm getting my hair. I'm getting a

984
00:41:32,000 --> 00:41:34,279
Speaker 2: wash and a blowout and a trim tomorrow. And they

985
00:41:34,280 --> 00:41:38,120
Speaker 2: were like, uh, it's a it's ninety dollars for a

986
00:41:38,239 --> 00:41:40,960
Speaker 2: junior stylist. And I was like, a junior stylist and

987
00:41:41,000 --> 00:41:42,520
Speaker 2: how much is the and they were like and then

988
00:41:42,560 --> 00:41:46,600
Speaker 2: it's more like for a senior stylist, So one hundred

989
00:41:46,640 --> 00:41:48,840
Speaker 2: and thirty dollars to start, and then you know you

990
00:41:48,840 --> 00:41:50,640
Speaker 2: got to do boom. Yeah, you know they're gonna throw

991
00:41:50,680 --> 00:41:53,359
Speaker 2: in a deep conditioner or you're like, actually it's gonna

992
00:41:53,360 --> 00:41:55,200
Speaker 2: be but it is a new it's a natural hair

993
00:41:55,239 --> 00:41:58,000
Speaker 2: salon that I'm trying tomorrow, so we'll see how I

994
00:41:58,040 --> 00:42:01,640
Speaker 2: feel on Sunday. But yeah, they were like she was like,

995
00:42:01,719 --> 00:42:04,640
Speaker 2: it's one thirty for a senior stylist. That's where we start.

996
00:42:04,800 --> 00:42:08,600
Speaker 2: And I was like for a wash, trim, trim, yeah yeah,

997
00:42:09,120 --> 00:42:11,719
Speaker 2: And they're like, will you be needing other treatments and

998
00:42:11,760 --> 00:42:13,440
Speaker 2: I was like, we'll see when I get there.

999
00:42:13,400 --> 00:42:16,520
Speaker 1: Exactly, so I feel but also it's the New York expense.

1000
00:42:16,640 --> 00:42:18,319
Speaker 6: Like when I first moved to New York, I would

1001
00:42:18,360 --> 00:42:20,200
Speaker 6: take a bus back to Boston to go to the

1002
00:42:20,280 --> 00:42:20,960
Speaker 6: old rest.

1003
00:42:21,400 --> 00:42:24,480
Speaker 3: No, that don't sound right.

1004
00:42:24,640 --> 00:42:27,680
Speaker 4: I took a bus to get to my color Yes, yeah,

1005
00:42:27,719 --> 00:42:30,840
Speaker 4: I'm wrong with you, Coloriss.

1006
00:42:30,880 --> 00:42:32,560
Speaker 5: You can afford to not take a bus.

1007
00:42:33,320 --> 00:42:35,959
Speaker 4: Hold on, wait, no, you know what I'm wrong Because

1008
00:42:35,960 --> 00:42:38,560
Speaker 4: when I went to school in western Massachusetts, I would

1009
00:42:38,600 --> 00:42:40,560
Speaker 4: go home to get my hair done, see, and then

1010
00:42:40,560 --> 00:42:41,920
Speaker 4: I would go to Long Island to.

1011
00:42:41,880 --> 00:42:42,799
Speaker 3: Get my hair done. Wow.

1012
00:42:42,800 --> 00:42:45,000
Speaker 4: I would go to the city, go to Long Island

1013
00:42:45,080 --> 00:42:46,040
Speaker 4: to get my hair wow.

1014
00:42:46,200 --> 00:42:47,200
Speaker 3: So I get some of it.

1015
00:42:47,280 --> 00:42:48,719
Speaker 6: It's not even I mean, some of it's about price,

1016
00:42:48,760 --> 00:42:50,520
Speaker 6: but some of it is when someone does it righty,

1017
00:42:50,880 --> 00:42:53,279
Speaker 6: Like I've gone. I've gone so many colorists, and I've

1018
00:42:53,280 --> 00:42:55,160
Speaker 6: been like, I like a yellow blonde. I know you

1019
00:42:55,200 --> 00:42:57,360
Speaker 6: think I'm trash. This is what I want. Listen to me,

1020
00:42:57,680 --> 00:43:00,719
Speaker 6: and then they'll do like a whitish blonde. So this

1021
00:43:00,800 --> 00:43:03,120
Speaker 6: woman in the in Boston, she like would listen to me,

1022
00:43:03,160 --> 00:43:04,880
Speaker 6: so I would go back to her. And she was

1023
00:43:04,880 --> 00:43:07,640
Speaker 6: such a Boston character, Like the salon was like rinky

1024
00:43:07,680 --> 00:43:10,760
Speaker 6: dank in Somerville, and she would had this great Boston accent.

1025
00:43:10,760 --> 00:43:13,160
Speaker 6: She'd always be like, like, you know, the dye would

1026
00:43:13,200 --> 00:43:15,160
Speaker 6: be setting her or like I'd just be sitting there waiting,

1027
00:43:15,520 --> 00:43:16,799
Speaker 6: and she'd always be on the cell phone of their

1028
00:43:16,840 --> 00:43:19,080
Speaker 6: mom being like Mom, Mom, go to stopping shop, get

1029
00:43:19,120 --> 00:43:22,480
Speaker 6: some lobsters, some Shodeneys hanging out later. And I was

1030
00:43:22,520 --> 00:43:28,840
Speaker 6: just like just sitting lobster, Like, Mom, get lobsters and

1031
00:43:28,880 --> 00:43:29,520
Speaker 6: shot stop.

1032
00:43:29,719 --> 00:43:30,359
Speaker 1: Get him at the stop.

1033
00:43:32,120 --> 00:43:37,960
Speaker 6: I'm not a car, he's a I just love said

1034
00:43:38,040 --> 00:43:38,399
Speaker 6: so much.

1035
00:43:39,120 --> 00:43:41,560
Speaker 2: I like it because it's funny. Yeah, oh, I agree,

1036
00:43:41,800 --> 00:43:45,720
Speaker 2: it's hilarious to me. Why do you not have that accent?

1037
00:43:46,880 --> 00:43:51,000
Speaker 6: Okay, real talk, because the Boston accent is like socioeconomic

1038
00:43:51,080 --> 00:43:53,359
Speaker 6: kind of you know, and so like I I grew

1039
00:43:53,440 --> 00:43:55,080
Speaker 6: up in a town called Weston, where like no one

1040
00:43:55,080 --> 00:43:57,520
Speaker 6: has the accent. Next door is a town called Waltham

1041
00:43:57,560 --> 00:44:00,399
Speaker 6: that's like a little more built up, like it has

1042
00:44:00,440 --> 00:44:03,520
Speaker 6: like high rise buildings, you know, more stuff, and people

1043
00:44:03,520 --> 00:44:04,640
Speaker 6: have the Boston accent there.

1044
00:44:04,680 --> 00:44:07,040
Speaker 1: So it's like, really it's sort of based on where

1045
00:44:07,040 --> 00:44:07,520
Speaker 1: you grew up.

1046
00:44:07,840 --> 00:44:09,719
Speaker 6: But then after college, I lived in South Boston for

1047
00:44:09,719 --> 00:44:12,840
Speaker 6: three years, and like Southie natives have the accent. But

1048
00:44:12,880 --> 00:44:15,480
Speaker 6: there's also two Boston accents. There's like the Kennedy one,

1049
00:44:15,680 --> 00:44:17,920
Speaker 6: which is like you know, Joe ask not what you

1050
00:44:17,960 --> 00:44:21,480
Speaker 6: all control for your follow mom, which like my parents generation,

1051
00:44:23,320 --> 00:44:26,080
Speaker 6: my parents generation have it. Yeah, it's like the older Bostonians.

1052
00:44:26,080 --> 00:44:28,040
Speaker 6: And then there's the younger Bostonians who are like Facio,

1053
00:44:28,680 --> 00:44:30,480
Speaker 6: like you know, like get me, like go to stop

1054
00:44:30,480 --> 00:44:32,680
Speaker 6: and shop, get me Shadonay's lobsters, like give me a

1055
00:44:32,680 --> 00:44:35,239
Speaker 6: fucking wallet packed the cat, Yeah.

1056
00:44:35,200 --> 00:44:36,040
Speaker 5: Give me your wallet.

1057
00:44:36,120 --> 00:44:44,080
Speaker 3: Can people at how crime? Yeah?

1058
00:44:45,560 --> 00:44:47,080
Speaker 2: I would just if somebody said that to me in

1059
00:44:47,160 --> 00:44:49,839
Speaker 2: that accent, I would laugh until they walked away.

1060
00:44:50,480 --> 00:44:52,640
Speaker 1: I'd be like, are you related to Mark Wahlberg?

1061
00:44:52,880 --> 00:44:58,760
Speaker 2: Macky Mac? So what happened something? There was a robbery

1062
00:44:58,880 --> 00:44:59,160
Speaker 2: or something?

1063
00:44:59,200 --> 00:45:02,800
Speaker 6: Well yeah, yeah, yes, speaking of Boston robberies, Yeah, I

1064
00:45:02,920 --> 00:45:03,640
Speaker 6: had years ago.

1065
00:45:04,400 --> 00:45:05,960
Speaker 1: I was living in New York at the time, but

1066
00:45:06,040 --> 00:45:07,160
Speaker 1: I did. I did get.

1067
00:45:07,120 --> 00:45:10,080
Speaker 6: Robbed on Newberry Street in Boston, which is insane.

1068
00:45:10,360 --> 00:45:11,439
Speaker 1: Do you has know Newberry Street?

1069
00:45:11,480 --> 00:45:15,120
Speaker 4: It's like very nice, all the shops, It's like that's

1070
00:45:15,160 --> 00:45:17,799
Speaker 4: the place. That's a lot of time in Boston. And wait,

1071
00:45:17,800 --> 00:45:20,160
Speaker 4: you went to college in school and I had to

1072
00:45:20,320 --> 00:45:23,040
Speaker 4: like escape on the weekend to go to Boston.

1073
00:45:23,200 --> 00:45:26,000
Speaker 3: With the prop proper folks who were very racist.

1074
00:45:26,040 --> 00:45:31,560
Speaker 6: But what yeah, that's got troublesome history with troublesome is

1075
00:45:31,600 --> 00:45:33,600
Speaker 6: that what we call it trouble?

1076
00:45:36,320 --> 00:45:39,560
Speaker 3: Trouble is the new problematic.

1077
00:45:40,600 --> 00:45:41,120
Speaker 5: Troublesome?

1078
00:45:41,840 --> 00:45:43,439
Speaker 1: God, wait, where'd you go to school in Worcester?

1079
00:45:44,400 --> 00:45:44,600
Speaker 5: Yeah?

1080
00:45:44,640 --> 00:45:46,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, I feel like we've talked about this probably

1081
00:45:47,800 --> 00:45:50,720
Speaker 2: that's so crazy. I forgot that Boston was in Massachusetts.

1082
00:45:52,600 --> 00:45:53,960
Speaker 2: I was like, why are we talking about where they

1083
00:45:53,960 --> 00:45:56,239
Speaker 2: went to school? Were talking about Boston right now? Yeah,

1084
00:45:56,600 --> 00:45:57,080
Speaker 2: I got it.

1085
00:45:57,440 --> 00:45:59,719
Speaker 6: But yeah I got mugged on Newberry Street, which is

1086
00:45:59,840 --> 00:46:02,320
Speaker 6: in saying because it is the nicest street. But it

1087
00:46:02,400 --> 00:46:05,440
Speaker 6: was the night before Thanksgiving and it's like it's all shops,

1088
00:46:05,440 --> 00:46:07,840
Speaker 6: so it's really a daytime street. It's like for daytime shopping,

1089
00:46:08,040 --> 00:46:09,080
Speaker 6: daytime walking around.

1090
00:46:09,160 --> 00:46:10,920
Speaker 3: But it is beautiful to go at nights. They have

1091
00:46:11,040 --> 00:46:13,000
Speaker 3: like heads and everything. Yeah, exactly.

1092
00:46:13,000 --> 00:46:16,680
Speaker 6: It's like right near the near like Boston Common, which

1093
00:46:16,719 --> 00:46:20,200
Speaker 6: has the public garden. Like it's just a beautiful area,

1094
00:46:20,400 --> 00:46:22,480
Speaker 6: really nicely like built out. It's like the one area

1095
00:46:22,520 --> 00:46:24,759
Speaker 6: of Boston that like makes sense because it was built

1096
00:46:24,760 --> 00:46:27,680
Speaker 6: the last so it's built like a grid. But yeah,

1097
00:46:27,960 --> 00:46:30,320
Speaker 6: so Boilston is next door to it and the parallel

1098
00:46:30,400 --> 00:46:31,879
Speaker 6: to it, and that has like a ton of bars

1099
00:46:31,920 --> 00:46:34,160
Speaker 6: on it, more restaurants, night life, and so my best

1100
00:46:34,200 --> 00:46:36,759
Speaker 6: friend and I went to a restaurant on Newbery and

1101
00:46:36,840 --> 00:46:38,560
Speaker 6: then we're walking out and we're going to We're gonna

1102
00:46:38,560 --> 00:46:41,680
Speaker 6: go to my high school reunion. And this was like hilarious.

1103
00:46:41,719 --> 00:46:43,840
Speaker 6: So this was like ten years after we graduated high school,

1104
00:46:43,840 --> 00:46:47,160
Speaker 6: I think, yeah it was. And we're walking down Newberry

1105
00:46:47,160 --> 00:46:49,080
Speaker 6: Street and this guy is coming toward us on a

1106
00:46:49,120 --> 00:46:51,160
Speaker 6: bike and we're both like done up for a night out.

1107
00:46:51,520 --> 00:46:52,960
Speaker 1: And Suzanne my best friend from.

1108
00:46:52,800 --> 00:46:55,319
Speaker 6: Georgia and find his Boston clothes on exact Yeah, We're

1109
00:46:55,320 --> 00:46:58,000
Speaker 6: all like hey, like cute tight jeans, high heels, and

1110
00:46:58,200 --> 00:47:00,239
Speaker 6: Susanne and I look very similar. People used to think

1111
00:47:00,239 --> 00:47:01,719
Speaker 6: we were twins, which I think is just because we're

1112
00:47:01,760 --> 00:47:03,520
Speaker 6: like two white women who are blonde, you know, in.

1113
00:47:03,560 --> 00:47:05,960
Speaker 5: My mind as twins Barricade and Ashley.

1114
00:47:06,160 --> 00:47:09,279
Speaker 6: So we're like two blonde heads Bob and and and

1115
00:47:09,360 --> 00:47:11,160
Speaker 6: we're walking down the street and this kid's coming bat

1116
00:47:11,239 --> 00:47:13,480
Speaker 6: us on a bike or this like teenage guy, and

1117
00:47:13,640 --> 00:47:15,880
Speaker 6: so we go single file so he can bike by us,

1118
00:47:16,200 --> 00:47:18,120
Speaker 6: and as he comes by me, he just scoops my

1119
00:47:18,200 --> 00:47:19,200
Speaker 6: purse out of my hand.

1120
00:47:19,520 --> 00:47:20,520
Speaker 3: Now what kind of purse was it?

1121
00:47:20,920 --> 00:47:22,839
Speaker 2: It was? It was like a Kate Spade.

1122
00:47:24,040 --> 00:47:24,360
Speaker 3: Purse.

1123
00:47:26,239 --> 00:47:26,439
Speaker 5: Yeah.

1124
00:47:26,440 --> 00:47:27,960
Speaker 1: I was like, do I look like I have money?

1125
00:47:27,960 --> 00:47:29,319
Speaker 1: Because I don't, Like I don't.

1126
00:47:29,360 --> 00:47:30,839
Speaker 6: I mean, but it was one of those persons where

1127
00:47:30,880 --> 00:47:32,960
Speaker 6: it's like a circle, like a metal circle, and then

1128
00:47:32,960 --> 00:47:33,960
Speaker 6: the bag hangs below.

1129
00:47:34,600 --> 00:47:35,879
Speaker 3: It wasn't a strap.

1130
00:47:37,520 --> 00:47:39,520
Speaker 6: In your hand, not like the crook of your arm exactly.

1131
00:47:39,640 --> 00:47:44,400
Speaker 6: And now it's I'm showing back person, how are you?

1132
00:47:45,640 --> 00:47:49,160
Speaker 6: I think because normally I would wear it like usually. Yeah,

1133
00:47:49,320 --> 00:47:50,800
Speaker 6: but I think I just because I think when I

1134
00:47:50,880 --> 00:47:52,799
Speaker 6: tucked behind Suzanne so he could go by, I was like, oh,

1135
00:47:52,840 --> 00:47:54,640
Speaker 6: let me get out of the way. And but yeah,

1136
00:47:54,640 --> 00:47:57,040
Speaker 6: I mean talk about like looking you know, like just

1137
00:47:57,120 --> 00:48:00,040
Speaker 6: an easy target. So he just scoops my purse and

1138
00:48:00,120 --> 00:48:02,040
Speaker 6: I remember, like you know when you have that moment

1139
00:48:02,040 --> 00:48:03,759
Speaker 6: where you're like, just be happy you have your life,

1140
00:48:03,880 --> 00:48:05,640
Speaker 6: you know, like it's just things.

1141
00:48:05,680 --> 00:48:06,120
Speaker 2: All the way.

1142
00:48:06,560 --> 00:48:09,600
Speaker 4: I need my twelve dollars and I need you know,

1143
00:48:09,640 --> 00:48:11,360
Speaker 4: I got my passport and said I don't have my

1144
00:48:11,480 --> 00:48:14,200
Speaker 4: actual idea, so no, no, no, we gonna need.

1145
00:48:14,239 --> 00:48:15,359
Speaker 3: You to come up my bag.

1146
00:48:15,440 --> 00:48:15,560
Speaker 2: I know.

1147
00:48:15,600 --> 00:48:17,000
Speaker 6: I remember I was about to start a new job

1148
00:48:17,080 --> 00:48:18,759
Speaker 6: in New York and I needed my ID to get

1149
00:48:18,840 --> 00:48:20,320
Speaker 6: on the bus back and like all these things, I

1150
00:48:20,440 --> 00:48:23,120
Speaker 6: was like wait, no, yeah, and so I turned and

1151
00:48:23,120 --> 00:48:25,600
Speaker 6: I'm wearing high heels. So I turned on my heel

1152
00:48:25,600 --> 00:48:26,839
Speaker 6: and I tried to chasing.

1153
00:48:26,600 --> 00:48:31,040
Speaker 5: A sturdy Steve Madden, a sturdy Jessica Simpson se.

1154
00:48:31,040 --> 00:48:33,960
Speaker 3: Lena, you look like the type to run after your attacker.

1155
00:48:34,200 --> 00:48:35,000
Speaker 3: Thank you. Yeah.

1156
00:48:35,080 --> 00:48:36,839
Speaker 6: It's so funny because I think that he maybe saw

1157
00:48:36,880 --> 00:48:38,720
Speaker 6: these two blonde chicks and was like easy target.

1158
00:48:38,880 --> 00:48:40,520
Speaker 1: But I was like, uh, you don't know who I am.

1159
00:48:40,600 --> 00:48:42,320
Speaker 6: I've been in a number of number of scrapes in

1160
00:48:42,400 --> 00:48:44,880
Speaker 6: a bar like I will come there, I would get

1161
00:48:44,920 --> 00:48:47,280
Speaker 6: my freaking bag. So I turned and I start chasing

1162
00:48:47,360 --> 00:48:49,640
Speaker 6: this guy and he's on a bike, and then Suzanne

1163
00:48:49,640 --> 00:48:51,440
Speaker 6: Bless her heart, is right behind me. She's calling nine

1164
00:48:51,480 --> 00:48:52,520
Speaker 6: one one as we run.

1165
00:48:52,680 --> 00:48:55,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, you need Suzanne, you need a good white woman

1166
00:48:55,120 --> 00:48:58,160
Speaker 2: in a back calling. I'm not running in a heel,

1167
00:48:58,200 --> 00:49:00,839
Speaker 2: though I would have taken a heel off and head.

1168
00:49:02,640 --> 00:49:05,320
Speaker 6: But so I started screaming, I'm like help, help, And

1169
00:49:05,400 --> 00:49:08,640
Speaker 6: then I truly remembered the episode of Oprah where she says,

1170
00:49:09,040 --> 00:49:11,120
Speaker 6: don't ever scream help because no one will help you.

1171
00:49:11,440 --> 00:49:15,320
Speaker 1: You scream fire because Oprah taught us that. Yes, it's like,

1172
00:49:15,360 --> 00:49:17,399
Speaker 1: don't go to a second location and scream fire.

1173
00:49:18,040 --> 00:49:20,400
Speaker 6: Well, I'm gonna let you have that. Yes out to

1174
00:49:20,440 --> 00:49:24,840
Speaker 6: Oprah help swinfree. But I remember, like vividly thinking of that.

1175
00:49:24,920 --> 00:49:26,759
Speaker 6: I was like, no, think about what Oprah said. So

1176
00:49:26,880 --> 00:49:30,120
Speaker 6: then I started, what would Oprah do?

1177
00:49:30,640 --> 00:49:33,760
Speaker 1: W didn't.

1178
00:49:41,640 --> 00:49:43,120
Speaker 5: Wait, you scream fire?

1179
00:49:43,160 --> 00:49:44,280
Speaker 1: I started screaming fire.

1180
00:49:44,480 --> 00:49:46,600
Speaker 6: And I'm really drunk because Susanna and I just had

1181
00:49:46,600 --> 00:49:48,440
Speaker 6: a bunch of like dirty martinis and wine because we're

1182
00:49:48,440 --> 00:49:49,560
Speaker 6: gonna go to o high school union.

1183
00:49:49,920 --> 00:49:51,480
Speaker 3: And gives you the energy.

1184
00:49:51,600 --> 00:49:53,960
Speaker 6: Yeah, I was like, like, I can't believe how much

1185
00:49:54,000 --> 00:49:58,560
Speaker 6: I just like turned on. So I'm like far, like

1186
00:49:58,640 --> 00:50:00,560
Speaker 6: I sounded like a shaty doors car bad and it

1187
00:50:00,640 --> 00:50:07,040
Speaker 6: was just like so I finally because I used to

1188
00:50:07,080 --> 00:50:09,160
Speaker 6: be like I love running, I love working out. I'm

1189
00:50:09,200 --> 00:50:10,759
Speaker 6: able to catch up, and I.

1190
00:50:10,760 --> 00:50:14,200
Speaker 2: Do love a jobs we do a late night jug

1191
00:50:14,360 --> 00:50:15,600
Speaker 2: or an early morning job.

1192
00:50:15,719 --> 00:50:16,920
Speaker 3: I know, all alone.

1193
00:50:17,480 --> 00:50:19,800
Speaker 1: Oh my god, So I'm able to catch up. To

1194
00:50:19,880 --> 00:50:24,400
Speaker 1: the way before the bike he was on a unicycle.

1195
00:50:31,360 --> 00:50:31,879
Speaker 1: It was a bike.

1196
00:50:32,000 --> 00:50:33,560
Speaker 6: It seemed like a stolen bike because it did not

1197
00:50:33,640 --> 00:50:35,839
Speaker 6: fit him, like it was a small children's dirt bike,

1198
00:50:35,880 --> 00:50:37,320
Speaker 6: and he was like a large teenager.

1199
00:50:37,719 --> 00:50:39,319
Speaker 5: So I think that he was just his knees were

1200
00:50:39,360 --> 00:50:41,040
Speaker 5: hitting the Yeah, exactly, why.

1201
00:50:40,960 --> 00:50:43,319
Speaker 3: Did you let him pass you? Like, I wouldn't even

1202
00:50:43,400 --> 00:50:44,239
Speaker 3: let anyway.

1203
00:50:43,960 --> 00:50:44,920
Speaker 1: Like that go buy me.

1204
00:50:45,560 --> 00:50:47,640
Speaker 6: Also, like my manners are what got me in trouble,

1205
00:50:47,680 --> 00:50:48,920
Speaker 6: you know what I mean. I should have been like

1206
00:50:49,160 --> 00:50:50,399
Speaker 6: I don't care to get out of the way.

1207
00:50:50,480 --> 00:50:52,399
Speaker 1: I know how many times I've yelled people for riding

1208
00:50:52,400 --> 00:50:53,920
Speaker 1: their bike on the sidewalking.

1209
00:50:56,080 --> 00:50:57,360
Speaker 6: Was supposed to be on the side.

1210
00:50:59,200 --> 00:51:02,920
Speaker 1: There's that bike, and I know, but so yeah.

1211
00:51:03,000 --> 00:51:04,520
Speaker 6: So I finally catch up to him and I was

1212
00:51:04,600 --> 00:51:07,040
Speaker 6: like what now, Selena, Like you know, like, what was

1213
00:51:07,040 --> 00:51:07,520
Speaker 6: the big idea?

1214
00:51:07,640 --> 00:51:08,400
Speaker 5: Grab your purse?

1215
00:51:08,719 --> 00:51:10,680
Speaker 6: So he is biking here onto the left of me.

1216
00:51:10,760 --> 00:51:13,040
Speaker 6: I'm running here. We're still on a pretty tight sidewalk,

1217
00:51:13,160 --> 00:51:15,000
Speaker 6: but I'm like, like, right next to him.

1218
00:51:14,880 --> 00:51:18,000
Speaker 1: You're in heel. Yes, I even believe it was the

1219
00:51:18,080 --> 00:51:19,640
Speaker 1: proudest night of my life. I was like, oh, you

1220
00:51:19,719 --> 00:51:21,960
Speaker 1: thought you could fuck because I'm in he's nip so

1221
00:51:22,160 --> 00:51:23,839
Speaker 1: i I'm woulda just put my arm out and let

1222
00:51:23,920 --> 00:51:24,840
Speaker 1: him like close.

1223
00:51:25,400 --> 00:51:26,840
Speaker 6: I know, well that's sort of what I did. I

1224
00:51:27,000 --> 00:51:28,840
Speaker 6: just took my fist and I just punched him in

1225
00:51:28,920 --> 00:51:31,719
Speaker 6: the chest. Yeah, And he got knocked off balance and

1226
00:51:31,760 --> 00:51:33,480
Speaker 6: he was like whoa. And so he starts like his

1227
00:51:33,600 --> 00:51:35,279
Speaker 6: bike is like going side to side to side, and

1228
00:51:35,320 --> 00:51:38,120
Speaker 6: he's like and at this point, I'm like, oh, he's

1229
00:51:38,120 --> 00:51:41,040
Speaker 6: about to eat shit into my running lane. So he

1230
00:51:41,200 --> 00:51:43,320
Speaker 6: does he like his bike. He just goes down and

1231
00:51:43,440 --> 00:51:45,400
Speaker 6: the bike just bust into my running lane like and

1232
00:51:45,440 --> 00:51:47,920
Speaker 6: it all happened so quickly, but thankfully I used to

1233
00:51:47,960 --> 00:51:51,800
Speaker 6: do figure skating and tumbling. Ah, so literally as the

1234
00:51:51,880 --> 00:51:53,319
Speaker 6: bike bust into my lane, I'm like.

1235
00:51:54,000 --> 00:51:57,680
Speaker 5: So I shut it. I do not I stick the

1236
00:51:57,800 --> 00:52:00,520
Speaker 5: land it has to go in. The pilot's know, this

1237
00:52:00,680 --> 00:52:01,640
Speaker 5: sound like cocaine.

1238
00:52:02,000 --> 00:52:03,080
Speaker 1: This a whole thing.

1239
00:52:03,280 --> 00:52:06,360
Speaker 5: Sounds like you did a line and you was read insane.

1240
00:52:06,920 --> 00:52:09,120
Speaker 3: Was practice.

1241
00:52:09,920 --> 00:52:10,920
Speaker 5: She was just curse.

1242
00:52:12,080 --> 00:52:14,720
Speaker 3: The only times was when I was high.

1243
00:52:15,960 --> 00:52:19,760
Speaker 4: When I was a limitsar limousine a jar into cocaine

1244
00:52:19,840 --> 00:52:21,959
Speaker 4: like yo, let's just she was chasing her gap purse

1245
00:52:21,960 --> 00:52:24,440
Speaker 4: because it had cocaine in. It's not an id for

1246
00:52:24,520 --> 00:52:27,000
Speaker 4: the job or to protect the family, Okay, And the

1247
00:52:27,080 --> 00:52:30,960
Speaker 4: family is the cocaine falls off, you tell me to

1248
00:52:31,000 --> 00:52:31,319
Speaker 4: stick the.

1249
00:52:31,360 --> 00:52:34,600
Speaker 1: Landing, exactly, stick the landing, and then we continue on foot,

1250
00:52:34,840 --> 00:52:35,040
Speaker 1: and I.

1251
00:52:35,160 --> 00:52:37,560
Speaker 6: Was like what and so yeah, I was just like

1252
00:52:37,640 --> 00:52:39,440
Speaker 6: what do you want? Like I would have just I

1253
00:52:39,520 --> 00:52:42,520
Speaker 6: would have just jumped on the bikes. It was all

1254
00:52:42,640 --> 00:52:45,440
Speaker 6: like happening so quickly. And then meanwhile this like couple

1255
00:52:45,560 --> 00:52:47,279
Speaker 6: saw it all go down, so they like joined in

1256
00:52:47,360 --> 00:52:49,480
Speaker 6: the crime parade behind us. Like it was like these

1257
00:52:49,480 --> 00:52:50,200
Speaker 6: people were sort.

1258
00:52:50,080 --> 00:52:52,200
Speaker 2: Of like, I mean, there were they're like a marathon,

1259
00:52:52,280 --> 00:52:56,799
Speaker 2: you know, marathons real late this year, and there were

1260
00:52:56,840 --> 00:52:58,319
Speaker 2: somebody at the end passing that water.

1261
00:52:59,800 --> 00:53:01,759
Speaker 1: Do you he has of any orange smiles, gatorade things?

1262
00:53:02,880 --> 00:53:04,640
Speaker 6: But so so then we continue on foot and at

1263
00:53:04,680 --> 00:53:07,320
Speaker 6: this point I was just like so angry and amped

1264
00:53:07,400 --> 00:53:08,000
Speaker 6: up that I was like.

1265
00:53:08,560 --> 00:53:11,040
Speaker 1: It's a fucking gap purse, you idiot. I was like,

1266
00:53:11,239 --> 00:53:14,279
Speaker 1: I work in publishing by day. There's nothing in there.

1267
00:53:14,880 --> 00:53:17,120
Speaker 6: And he we run a couple more, a couple of blocks,

1268
00:53:17,400 --> 00:53:19,479
Speaker 6: and then I think this guy is like, my bike

1269
00:53:19,600 --> 00:53:22,160
Speaker 6: is back there and that's worth more than this gap purse.

1270
00:53:22,480 --> 00:53:24,480
Speaker 6: So he takes my purse, he throws it into a bush,

1271
00:53:24,840 --> 00:53:26,920
Speaker 6: and he then crosses over in Newbury Street to go

1272
00:53:27,040 --> 00:53:29,680
Speaker 6: back to get his bike, and so I am able

1273
00:53:29,719 --> 00:53:30,759
Speaker 6: to Sarah's now on.

1274
00:53:32,520 --> 00:53:33,480
Speaker 1: Chance, like hey it is.

1275
00:53:35,880 --> 00:53:37,120
Speaker 6: It's like I'm in pop will Is.

1276
00:53:38,080 --> 00:53:38,560
Speaker 2: So I go.

1277
00:53:38,719 --> 00:53:40,880
Speaker 1: I grab my purse and thankfully it's this purse that

1278
00:53:40,960 --> 00:53:41,440
Speaker 1: I loved.

1279
00:53:41,520 --> 00:53:42,080
Speaker 2: But the the.

1280
00:53:43,640 --> 00:53:44,640
Speaker 1: Zipper always stuck.

1281
00:53:44,760 --> 00:53:47,040
Speaker 6: It was really hard to get open because as you're running,

1282
00:53:47,080 --> 00:53:48,600
Speaker 6: I was wondering if he was going to be undoing

1283
00:53:48,600 --> 00:53:50,320
Speaker 6: the zipper to try to just get my wallet to

1284
00:53:50,400 --> 00:53:52,360
Speaker 6: toss the bag, you know, like, so I assume that

1285
00:53:52,400 --> 00:53:55,440
Speaker 6: all my stuff wouldn't be in there. Thankfully, the zipper sucks,

1286
00:53:55,840 --> 00:53:57,759
Speaker 6: so he couldn't even get it open, so everything is

1287
00:53:57,800 --> 00:53:58,399
Speaker 6: still in there.

1288
00:53:58,600 --> 00:53:59,120
Speaker 3: Oh my god.

1289
00:53:59,200 --> 00:54:01,759
Speaker 1: Yes, I like, I like have a quick cigarette because

1290
00:54:01,760 --> 00:54:02,000
Speaker 1: I was like.

1291
00:54:03,440 --> 00:54:06,600
Speaker 3: You had that one stove. You had a stogy.

1292
00:54:07,680 --> 00:54:11,600
Speaker 1: Quick because Suzan's like Boston p D's on the way and.

1293
00:54:11,600 --> 00:54:14,160
Speaker 3: I'm like, oh, She's like donate them.

1294
00:54:15,040 --> 00:54:16,919
Speaker 1: I was like, take care of bins on my own.

1295
00:54:17,440 --> 00:54:17,920
Speaker 1: Oh my god.

1296
00:54:18,320 --> 00:54:21,439
Speaker 3: So in the purse you had like a tampon without

1297
00:54:21,440 --> 00:54:22,080
Speaker 3: a wrapper on it.

1298
00:54:22,400 --> 00:54:26,600
Speaker 6: Sure cigarette, yeah, some like cover girl makeup cigarettes, some.

1299
00:54:27,120 --> 00:54:29,600
Speaker 1: Girl makeup, a wold mascara.

1300
00:54:30,800 --> 00:54:33,440
Speaker 2: It was all like shit, that really like all easily,

1301
00:54:33,760 --> 00:54:35,560
Speaker 2: you know, and some Claire's accessories.

1302
00:54:35,920 --> 00:54:37,880
Speaker 3: Absolutely, yeah, it was like a choker.

1303
00:54:39,280 --> 00:54:41,160
Speaker 6: Yes, it was like such tacky stuff. And I think

1304
00:54:41,200 --> 00:54:43,320
Speaker 6: I had like twelve dollars cash like nothing, you know

1305
00:54:43,360 --> 00:54:45,120
Speaker 6: what I mean. Like and at this point, I think

1306
00:54:45,239 --> 00:54:46,400
Speaker 6: my credit card was maxed out.

1307
00:54:46,480 --> 00:54:46,600
Speaker 2: You know.

1308
00:54:46,640 --> 00:54:47,040
Speaker 6: It's just like.

1309
00:54:47,120 --> 00:54:50,000
Speaker 5: Felicia, she did him a favorite right now.

1310
00:54:50,200 --> 00:54:51,640
Speaker 6: I think it was one of those things where like

1311
00:54:52,120 --> 00:54:54,799
Speaker 6: you just if an adjustice happens to you, you want

1312
00:54:54,960 --> 00:54:57,120
Speaker 6: to fight, you know, and you're like, oh hey, Universe

1313
00:54:57,160 --> 00:54:58,360
Speaker 6: gave me an excuse to get.

1314
00:55:00,080 --> 00:55:03,080
Speaker 3: And Marie are like, I'm going home. I'll figure out listen. Yeah,

1315
00:55:03,080 --> 00:55:05,760
Speaker 3: I don't have any money in that person that one bit. Okay.

1316
00:55:05,920 --> 00:55:07,880
Speaker 6: Yeah, I still I can't wear that purse because it

1317
00:55:07,960 --> 00:55:08,960
Speaker 6: just feels like it's bad juju.

1318
00:55:09,080 --> 00:55:13,759
Speaker 1: You know I still haven't you still I'm kind of

1319
00:55:13,800 --> 00:55:14,399
Speaker 1: a pack rap.

1320
00:55:14,560 --> 00:55:15,320
Speaker 5: Yeah, I still have.

1321
00:55:15,480 --> 00:55:17,880
Speaker 6: Like when I mean when all the nineties like clutches

1322
00:55:18,000 --> 00:55:20,799
Speaker 6: are chokers, chokers came back, I was like, I still

1323
00:55:20,840 --> 00:55:23,160
Speaker 6: got my high school ones and I still wear them

1324
00:55:23,200 --> 00:55:26,000
Speaker 6: and they are from Claire's. But yeah, so Boston p

1325
00:55:26,120 --> 00:55:28,880
Speaker 6: D showed up and they were like so frigging Boston,

1326
00:55:29,120 --> 00:55:32,920
Speaker 6: Like I mean, it was almost like hilarious, like they

1327
00:55:33,040 --> 00:55:35,919
Speaker 6: just they it was a lot of unmarked Crown Victorias, which,

1328
00:55:36,000 --> 00:55:39,160
Speaker 6: like unmarked Crown Vics are so obviously cop cars, Like

1329
00:55:39,239 --> 00:55:41,400
Speaker 6: I always wonder, I'm like, who thinks there are not

1330
00:55:41,640 --> 00:55:43,640
Speaker 6: identified as a cop? You know, well in New York

1331
00:55:43,680 --> 00:55:46,919
Speaker 6: You're like that might be a cab, right, but yeah, yeah,

1332
00:55:47,120 --> 00:55:48,360
Speaker 6: anywhere else, old.

1333
00:55:48,160 --> 00:55:49,960
Speaker 5: Ass cop cars, yeah exactly.

1334
00:55:50,120 --> 00:55:51,799
Speaker 6: And they were like and I get like they thought

1335
00:55:51,840 --> 00:55:54,200
Speaker 6: the whole thing was just kind of crazy, you know,

1336
00:55:54,280 --> 00:55:55,879
Speaker 6: and they were like so frigging boss, and you could

1337
00:55:55,920 --> 00:55:58,279
Speaker 6: like smell the ductadnus on their breath, like they're like, miss,

1338
00:55:58,360 --> 00:55:59,839
Speaker 6: I'm trying to ascertain what happened here?

1339
00:56:00,520 --> 00:56:04,000
Speaker 1: Uh, A perpetrator approached, You took your pocket balk.

1340
00:56:06,719 --> 00:56:09,239
Speaker 6: They only call it pocket walk in Boston, and he's like,

1341
00:56:09,320 --> 00:56:12,799
Speaker 6: you gave chase, Uh, you got back your pocket book.

1342
00:56:13,440 --> 00:56:16,600
Speaker 1: Perpetrated fled on foot and then got his bicycle.

1343
00:56:16,680 --> 00:56:17,040
Speaker 3: Is that right?

1344
00:56:17,560 --> 00:56:19,560
Speaker 1: And I was like, yeah, that's pretty much what happened.

1345
00:56:19,920 --> 00:56:20,799
Speaker 1: And it was so cute.

1346
00:56:20,800 --> 00:56:22,279
Speaker 6: They're like, you got a bunch of brothers at home

1347
00:56:23,160 --> 00:56:24,920
Speaker 6: because you've got a lot of hustle in you. And

1348
00:56:25,040 --> 00:56:27,200
Speaker 6: I was like, no, no, brothers at home.

1349
00:56:27,440 --> 00:56:29,879
Speaker 5: Just get I wouldn't think that you did.

1350
00:56:30,120 --> 00:56:30,279
Speaker 2: I know.

1351
00:56:30,440 --> 00:56:33,240
Speaker 1: No, I'm the youngest of three girls, after the youngest.

1352
00:56:33,520 --> 00:56:36,080
Speaker 3: That's the Boston to Toiola right there, you got a

1353
00:56:36,120 --> 00:56:36,720
Speaker 3: lot of brothers.

1354
00:56:39,640 --> 00:56:42,440
Speaker 6: I was like, oh my god, but yeah, and it

1355
00:56:42,640 --> 00:56:44,120
Speaker 6: like it was the strangest thing. And then we were

1356
00:56:44,120 --> 00:56:45,600
Speaker 6: supposed to go to my high school reunion, but I

1357
00:56:45,719 --> 00:56:47,520
Speaker 6: was like, I can't go to high school reunion, right, you.

1358
00:56:47,520 --> 00:56:49,160
Speaker 1: Know, I just felt so like keyed up. So we

1359
00:56:49,320 --> 00:56:51,120
Speaker 1: just like left and went back to our like where

1360
00:56:51,120 --> 00:56:51,320
Speaker 1: we go.

1361
00:56:51,640 --> 00:56:52,680
Speaker 3: You know, you looked crazy.

1362
00:56:53,239 --> 00:56:54,080
Speaker 1: Care was the mess.

1363
00:56:54,120 --> 00:56:55,920
Speaker 4: You didn't broke the hill and that's why you couldn't

1364
00:56:55,920 --> 00:56:58,320
Speaker 4: go to her Express Blazer.

1365
00:56:59,160 --> 00:57:02,279
Speaker 1: Yeah, and like that would just be so like if

1366
00:57:02,320 --> 00:57:03,680
Speaker 1: I walked into my high school you and be like,

1367
00:57:03,719 --> 00:57:04,000
Speaker 1: I just.

1368
00:57:04,040 --> 00:57:09,920
Speaker 7: Got my dad wants exactly like she hasn't changed at all,

1369
00:57:10,840 --> 00:57:13,080
Speaker 7: you know, for a change of pace, I'm gonna not

1370
00:57:13,200 --> 00:57:14,439
Speaker 7: be loud and I'm gonna go home.

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00:57:14,480 --> 00:57:17,600
Speaker 2: I would have went to the reunion, Yeah, bitch, we

1372
00:57:17,640 --> 00:57:19,880
Speaker 2: would celebrate. I would have had the cops drop me

1373
00:57:19,960 --> 00:57:22,040
Speaker 2: off at the reunion. Yeah, drop me up in a

1374
00:57:22,120 --> 00:57:24,280
Speaker 2: cruiser place than absolutely, don't even stop.

1375
00:57:24,360 --> 00:57:26,680
Speaker 4: We'll roll right out, like, bitch, I got my bag

1376
00:57:26,800 --> 00:57:29,000
Speaker 4: and I'm skinnier than all yours.

1377
00:57:28,920 --> 00:57:30,880
Speaker 3: That's what I row. I know, it was nuts.

1378
00:57:30,920 --> 00:57:32,800
Speaker 6: And then that Boston p D followed up a couple

1379
00:57:32,800 --> 00:57:34,760
Speaker 6: of days later and they were like, you know, we're

1380
00:57:34,840 --> 00:57:37,400
Speaker 6: very we're glad that nothing happened to you, but don't

1381
00:57:37,400 --> 00:57:38,400
Speaker 6: ever fucking do that again.

1382
00:57:38,640 --> 00:57:39,880
Speaker 1: And they're like, if he had a gun.

1383
00:57:39,840 --> 00:57:41,919
Speaker 6: You would be dead right now, yeah, you know, which

1384
00:57:42,000 --> 00:57:43,720
Speaker 6: is true. Like, and that's what I think is so

1385
00:57:43,800 --> 00:57:46,320
Speaker 6: tricky about. I think it's so important for women or

1386
00:57:46,520 --> 00:57:48,560
Speaker 6: like to be able to fight back and defend yourself.

1387
00:57:48,840 --> 00:57:50,960
Speaker 6: But like, if there's a gun, all bets are off,

1388
00:57:51,040 --> 00:57:53,000
Speaker 6: you know, and you never know who's crazy. It sounds

1389
00:57:53,000 --> 00:57:55,360
Speaker 6: like it happened so fast too, like and he it is.

1390
00:57:55,520 --> 00:57:57,280
Speaker 2: It doesn't sound like he was that he had the

1391
00:57:57,320 --> 00:58:00,200
Speaker 2: biking control at all, because oh yeah, I mean, in

1392
00:58:00,280 --> 00:58:02,000
Speaker 2: my mind, if he had a gun and he was

1393
00:58:02,040 --> 00:58:03,680
Speaker 2: on the bike and he had the purse, he would

1394
00:58:03,720 --> 00:58:05,080
Speaker 2: have dropped one of those exactly.

1395
00:58:05,120 --> 00:58:05,280
Speaker 3: Yeah.

1396
00:58:05,280 --> 00:58:07,440
Speaker 6: And it seemed like a high school or maybe just

1397
00:58:07,480 --> 00:58:09,680
Speaker 6: trying to impress his friends or you know, like it

1398
00:58:09,800 --> 00:58:13,000
Speaker 6: wasn't like this like crime operation that was well thought out.

1399
00:58:13,040 --> 00:58:14,280
Speaker 6: You know, like he seemed like kind of a dumb

1400
00:58:14,320 --> 00:58:15,080
Speaker 6: dumb How many.

1401
00:58:14,920 --> 00:58:16,760
Speaker 5: Block did you run because it sounds like you ran

1402
00:58:17,440 --> 00:58:18,480
Speaker 5: a marathon at.

1403
00:58:18,440 --> 00:58:19,440
Speaker 6: The end of the day. I think it was like

1404
00:58:19,600 --> 00:58:20,560
Speaker 6: six or seven blocks.

1405
00:58:20,640 --> 00:58:22,200
Speaker 5: Like it was all so quest Selena.

1406
00:58:22,280 --> 00:58:25,480
Speaker 3: I just want to shout out your blonde endurance. Okay,

1407
00:58:25,640 --> 00:58:25,960
Speaker 3: thank you.

1408
00:58:26,040 --> 00:58:29,760
Speaker 2: You had the salmina to keep running no red lights. Yeah,

1409
00:58:30,160 --> 00:58:33,400
Speaker 2: you just kept running for seven blocks. You had the

1410
00:58:33,520 --> 00:58:36,120
Speaker 2: walk sign the entire time. Well, it was pretty empty.

1411
00:58:36,160 --> 00:58:38,960
Speaker 6: I remember it just being very eerily dead on Newbury

1412
00:58:38,960 --> 00:58:40,920
Speaker 6: Street because Newbury Street's more of a daytime street and

1413
00:58:41,000 --> 00:58:43,520
Speaker 6: like for whatever. Yeah, I mean that's one thing it's

1414
00:58:43,520 --> 00:58:45,160
Speaker 6: sort of remarkable to me, is like, how were we

1415
00:58:45,440 --> 00:58:46,800
Speaker 6: just going going going?

1416
00:58:47,480 --> 00:58:49,680
Speaker 5: You guys were just going in a circle. He just

1417
00:58:49,760 --> 00:58:50,480
Speaker 5: kept turning lift.

1418
00:58:51,000 --> 00:58:52,240
Speaker 1: I felt like I just had blinders on.

1419
00:58:52,320 --> 00:58:55,480
Speaker 3: I was like, ah, you know, it was say crazy.

1420
00:58:55,920 --> 00:58:59,280
Speaker 4: I honestly believe it's because you're blonde that I feel

1421
00:58:59,320 --> 00:59:02,040
Speaker 4: like the stunt happened because it was all Oh, if

1422
00:59:02,080 --> 00:59:04,400
Speaker 4: it would have been me and Marie, first of all,

1423
00:59:04,600 --> 00:59:06,760
Speaker 4: my wig would have flew off, okay, And I'm like, oh,

1424
00:59:06,760 --> 00:59:08,600
Speaker 4: I gotta go get that. That's worth more than whatever

1425
00:59:09,960 --> 00:59:14,320
Speaker 4: priority priority, and then it was like, I'm not running,

1426
00:59:15,280 --> 00:59:18,680
Speaker 4: but I probably would have one a flat sneaker could.

1427
00:59:24,440 --> 00:59:24,640
Speaker 3: Yeah.

1428
00:59:24,760 --> 00:59:28,040
Speaker 2: Also I didn't take tumble and a figure skating that

1429
00:59:29,280 --> 00:59:32,480
Speaker 2: we all getting trapped in that absolutely trying into.

1430
00:59:32,400 --> 00:59:34,520
Speaker 3: Like a like a rocky and bowling hole and just

1431
00:59:34,800 --> 00:59:37,080
Speaker 3: rolling down the street. Yeah, just rolling down the street.

1432
00:59:37,440 --> 00:59:38,960
Speaker 6: But I do think, yeah, I think we looked like

1433
00:59:39,360 --> 00:59:43,400
Speaker 6: two blonde dummies from the suburbs. Yeah, you know, And

1434
00:59:43,720 --> 00:59:45,440
Speaker 6: that's one thing I sort of love about Suzanne, my

1435
00:59:45,440 --> 00:59:46,880
Speaker 6: best friend from childhood, Like we have a lot of

1436
00:59:46,920 --> 00:59:49,920
Speaker 6: stories like that, if like just like random ship going down,

1437
00:59:50,000 --> 00:59:51,720
Speaker 6: and I think it's because people don't expect us to

1438
00:59:51,800 --> 00:59:53,640
Speaker 6: be tough or be able to defend ourselves and that

1439
00:59:53,720 --> 00:59:56,000
Speaker 6: we'll be dormats, and I like that I'm not.

1440
00:59:56,200 --> 00:59:58,560
Speaker 2: You know, I love that. I'm so glad that you

1441
00:59:59,080 --> 00:59:59,840
Speaker 2: got your gap person.

1442
01:00:00,120 --> 01:00:01,120
Speaker 1: It was the greatest man.

1443
01:00:01,560 --> 01:00:03,480
Speaker 3: You can you just take a picture of a bag

1444
01:00:03,560 --> 01:00:06,240
Speaker 3: and it will we can put.

1445
01:00:06,080 --> 01:00:07,960
Speaker 6: It's a cute bag and it also has a lining

1446
01:00:08,040 --> 01:00:10,560
Speaker 6: inside that's like star pattern on it, which I love.

1447
01:00:13,000 --> 01:00:14,640
Speaker 3: A star pattern lining.

1448
01:00:16,360 --> 01:00:19,040
Speaker 4: Can you tell me like some things that are very

1449
01:00:19,160 --> 01:00:22,400
Speaker 4: connected to being blonde, Like you said you're into candles.

1450
01:00:22,680 --> 01:00:27,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what she wanted to talk about for I'm

1451
01:00:27,040 --> 01:00:28,080
Speaker 2: glad you guys talked to me out of it.

1452
01:00:28,440 --> 01:00:28,600
Speaker 4: Yeah.

1453
01:00:28,680 --> 01:00:30,880
Speaker 1: Marie's like, Marie's like.

1454
01:00:30,880 --> 01:00:33,200
Speaker 6: We do not have an hour on candle Yeah, and.

1455
01:00:33,320 --> 01:00:34,280
Speaker 1: I didn't even say anything.

1456
01:00:34,320 --> 01:00:35,480
Speaker 3: I was like, y'all gonna figure it up.

1457
01:00:35,520 --> 01:00:37,600
Speaker 1: I realize that's dumb, but I'm not.

1458
01:00:38,400 --> 01:00:39,360
Speaker 3: But yeah, I talk about it.

1459
01:00:39,640 --> 01:00:42,520
Speaker 6: I love I call myself a candle head. I love candles,

1460
01:00:42,560 --> 01:00:44,440
Speaker 6: and I do have a podcast, but our episodes are

1461
01:00:44,440 --> 01:00:47,080
Speaker 6: only thirty minutes. Okay, but it's called two wik minimum

1462
01:00:47,240 --> 01:00:50,200
Speaker 6: and it's just candle talk. We talk about candle controversies.

1463
01:00:50,600 --> 01:00:51,480
Speaker 6: Different set is.

1464
01:00:51,720 --> 01:00:53,800
Speaker 5: What's an example of a candle controversy?

1465
01:00:54,000 --> 01:00:56,520
Speaker 6: Oh, Reddy, I'm curious to see where you guys weigh

1466
01:00:56,560 --> 01:01:00,520
Speaker 6: in on this. The scent of vanilla. I love it, okay, interesting,

1467
01:01:00,760 --> 01:01:01,800
Speaker 6: A lot of people hate it.

1468
01:01:01,880 --> 01:01:04,840
Speaker 4: What do you think, Sidney Well, I grew up on

1469
01:01:05,040 --> 01:01:09,240
Speaker 4: vanilla candles, uh bathom yeah secret?

1470
01:01:09,440 --> 01:01:12,640
Speaker 5: Yeah, I know, like my fragrances with a hint of

1471
01:01:12,800 --> 01:01:14,000
Speaker 5: vanilla like in them.

1472
01:01:14,120 --> 01:01:16,439
Speaker 1: Yeah, like a like a warm musky kind of yeah,

1473
01:01:16,760 --> 01:01:17,240
Speaker 1: oh hear that.

1474
01:01:17,360 --> 01:01:20,600
Speaker 2: I like it, but not sweet. I don't like sweet perfume.

1475
01:01:20,800 --> 01:01:22,320
Speaker 2: Like I'm not like I can't wear like a juicy

1476
01:01:22,360 --> 01:01:25,240
Speaker 2: catoure or like the like sweet like bath and body

1477
01:01:25,280 --> 01:01:28,640
Speaker 2: work perfumes. But like I like, you know, like a

1478
01:01:28,800 --> 01:01:32,400
Speaker 2: Dior with like a hint of vanilla sent bird come

1479
01:01:32,440 --> 01:01:33,240
Speaker 2: on bird.

1480
01:01:34,400 --> 01:01:37,800
Speaker 6: Recurring the sandal would kind of scent, right, sandal Wood

1481
01:01:37,840 --> 01:01:41,720
Speaker 6: is sort of like like a nice mature musky I do.

1482
01:01:41,840 --> 01:01:43,040
Speaker 5: I also do like a little musk.

1483
01:01:43,240 --> 01:01:45,240
Speaker 1: Yeah, Like is this a unisex fragrance?

1484
01:01:45,360 --> 01:01:48,160
Speaker 3: I like that, but I'm just gonna do it out here.

1485
01:01:48,960 --> 01:01:52,320
Speaker 3: I'm not proud of it, but I got it. Elizabeth Arden,

1486
01:01:52,600 --> 01:01:53,640
Speaker 3: Oh White Tea.

1487
01:01:53,760 --> 01:01:58,840
Speaker 2: Oh Sydney spread into her braids in the studio. That

1488
01:01:59,000 --> 01:01:59,919
Speaker 2: is all the way close.

1489
01:02:02,200 --> 01:02:02,720
Speaker 3: I like it.

1490
01:02:03,760 --> 01:02:06,960
Speaker 5: M I don't know, I don't really like it's nice.

1491
01:02:07,080 --> 01:02:09,720
Speaker 2: It's like it's nice, but then the at the tail

1492
01:02:09,840 --> 01:02:12,280
Speaker 2: end of it, like it smells good at the top,

1493
01:02:12,360 --> 01:02:14,520
Speaker 2: and then after it's like it fades into something that

1494
01:02:14,560 --> 01:02:14,920
Speaker 2: I don't know.

1495
01:02:15,120 --> 01:02:19,680
Speaker 6: But vanilla is a controversial candle scent because no thank you,

1496
01:02:20,320 --> 01:02:23,520
Speaker 6: no thanks. But it's because I think like like some

1497
01:02:23,600 --> 01:02:25,640
Speaker 6: of my sorority sisters in college would burn one that

1498
01:02:25,800 --> 01:02:27,080
Speaker 6: was like vanilla icing.

1499
01:02:27,240 --> 01:02:31,760
Speaker 1: It was like like sweet, like sugar smell like diabetes exactly.

1500
01:02:31,920 --> 01:02:34,880
Speaker 6: And that is like, you know, like the Henry Bendela

1501
01:02:34,920 --> 01:02:37,280
Speaker 6: has this candle called vanilla Bean. That's nice because it's

1502
01:02:37,360 --> 01:02:40,560
Speaker 6: like a high class vanilla bean. It's not like, yeah,

1503
01:02:40,600 --> 01:02:43,160
Speaker 6: like vanilla cookie or something. It's like, you know, more

1504
01:02:43,240 --> 01:02:45,240
Speaker 6: of a not as sweet.

1505
01:02:45,520 --> 01:02:47,320
Speaker 5: Yeah, you're doing well.

1506
01:02:49,120 --> 01:02:51,120
Speaker 4: But now I walk in there and they immediately look

1507
01:02:51,160 --> 01:02:52,920
Speaker 4: at me like are you dropping something off?

1508
01:02:53,080 --> 01:02:54,760
Speaker 5: They'd be like are you a carrier? They'd be like

1509
01:02:54,840 --> 01:02:56,360
Speaker 5: the freight entrances.

1510
01:02:58,680 --> 01:02:59,000
Speaker 2: That is.

1511
01:03:00,960 --> 01:03:01,160
Speaker 3: Yeah.

1512
01:03:01,480 --> 01:03:04,760
Speaker 6: Now the scene is this In January fifteenth, the entire

1513
01:03:04,920 --> 01:03:07,480
Speaker 6: like their brick and mortar stores, everything, they just closed

1514
01:03:07,560 --> 01:03:09,320
Speaker 6: up shop. So that's the only way I was able

1515
01:03:09,360 --> 01:03:11,080
Speaker 6: to get Henry Bendel candles because they had him on

1516
01:03:11,200 --> 01:03:12,200
Speaker 6: super duper sale.

1517
01:03:12,760 --> 01:03:13,720
Speaker 5: We missed the same I know.

1518
01:03:14,000 --> 01:03:16,760
Speaker 6: I was trying to alert people online on social media.

1519
01:03:16,760 --> 01:03:18,520
Speaker 6: I was like everyone candleheads stuck up.

1520
01:03:20,600 --> 01:03:22,280
Speaker 3: Brugal blonde, I love it.

1521
01:03:22,560 --> 01:03:23,320
Speaker 1: Yeah, I try.

1522
01:03:23,400 --> 01:03:23,560
Speaker 3: I know.

1523
01:03:23,640 --> 01:03:25,040
Speaker 1: I'm like, I'm not a dumb blonde. I try to

1524
01:03:25,080 --> 01:03:26,320
Speaker 1: get bargains and the handsome.

1525
01:03:26,440 --> 01:03:29,120
Speaker 3: You should write another book called a Blonde on a Budget.

1526
01:03:29,400 --> 01:03:33,160
Speaker 1: Ooh, that's a good ideas in pilot and book.

1527
01:03:34,720 --> 01:03:35,960
Speaker 3: Are you trying to be an agent.

1528
01:03:36,240 --> 01:03:40,040
Speaker 1: Seriously, I appreciate I'm trying. I appreciate it.

1529
01:03:40,840 --> 01:03:43,640
Speaker 6: I help my friend blonde on a budget and I am.

1530
01:03:43,840 --> 01:03:46,280
Speaker 6: Last year I got into a dead consolidation program. So

1531
01:03:46,320 --> 01:03:47,400
Speaker 6: you guys, have you guys ever.

1532
01:03:47,320 --> 01:03:48,080
Speaker 1: Done something like that?

1533
01:03:48,280 --> 01:03:48,320
Speaker 2: No?

1534
01:03:49,680 --> 01:03:51,760
Speaker 5: So does that make like the interest rate go up?

1535
01:03:53,000 --> 01:03:53,240
Speaker 3: Down?

1536
01:03:53,800 --> 01:03:55,280
Speaker 5: Are you pay answer less?

1537
01:03:55,680 --> 01:03:57,800
Speaker 6: Yeah, Well, because I had four credit cards and like

1538
01:03:58,040 --> 01:03:59,880
Speaker 6: debt on four like it was just out of control,

1539
01:04:00,280 --> 01:04:02,680
Speaker 6: and so they consolidate your debt. You basically give your

1540
01:04:02,720 --> 01:04:05,600
Speaker 6: debt to a company that like, this is what they do,

1541
01:04:05,880 --> 01:04:08,920
Speaker 6: and they consolidate your debt and they negotiate down the

1542
01:04:09,240 --> 01:04:10,560
Speaker 6: interest rates and all that, and then you just.

1543
01:04:10,560 --> 01:04:14,280
Speaker 1: Pay that monthly. It sounds like talking about blood on

1544
01:04:14,360 --> 01:04:14,760
Speaker 1: a budget.

1545
01:04:14,920 --> 01:04:15,080
Speaker 2: Man.

1546
01:04:15,800 --> 01:04:17,400
Speaker 6: When all that was going down, I was just like

1547
01:04:17,800 --> 01:04:19,840
Speaker 6: lots of cans of tune and harbald eggs all day

1548
01:04:19,840 --> 01:04:20,240
Speaker 6: every day.

1549
01:04:20,320 --> 01:04:24,560
Speaker 2: You know, like gross on a budget. Got to get

1550
01:04:24,560 --> 01:04:27,960
Speaker 2: you a rich man, not a guy that wears vists.

1551
01:04:29,200 --> 01:04:30,920
Speaker 2: You got to get somebody with money that will like

1552
01:04:31,040 --> 01:04:31,720
Speaker 2: pay for stuff.

1553
01:04:31,880 --> 01:04:34,560
Speaker 4: I know, have you ever had one of those mister

1554
01:04:34,640 --> 01:04:36,680
Speaker 4: burns on the Simpsons situation?

1555
01:04:37,720 --> 01:04:38,120
Speaker 1: Years ago?

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01:04:38,200 --> 01:04:40,320
Speaker 6: I did a guy who was like, had a lot

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01:04:40,360 --> 01:04:43,040
Speaker 6: of money. I suspect though he was like recently out

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01:04:43,040 --> 01:04:43,680
Speaker 6: of jail, like.

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01:04:46,040 --> 01:04:47,200
Speaker 3: Crime or No.

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01:04:47,320 --> 01:04:50,760
Speaker 1: It seemed to like mafia, which was kind of fun.

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01:04:51,400 --> 01:04:54,200
Speaker 6: I don't know, you know, like those dudes it was,

1562
01:04:54,360 --> 01:04:55,640
Speaker 6: but it was strange, like you took me to a

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01:04:55,680 --> 01:04:57,200
Speaker 6: lot of really expensive restaurants.

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01:04:57,280 --> 01:04:59,840
Speaker 1: Pay cash, yes, always everything was cash.

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01:05:00,040 --> 01:05:01,960
Speaker 3: Yeah, everything was let me get some money for my

1566
01:05:02,120 --> 01:05:03,960
Speaker 3: uber come on care yea.

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01:05:04,280 --> 01:05:07,120
Speaker 6: And he had he and his family had a vending

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01:05:07,240 --> 01:05:10,080
Speaker 6: machine business, like, oh, drugs yes. So I was like

1569
01:05:10,200 --> 01:05:12,360
Speaker 6: to me, I was like, vending machines on the Lower

1570
01:05:12,360 --> 01:05:13,680
Speaker 6: East Side. To me, that's mafia.

1571
01:05:13,800 --> 01:05:17,400
Speaker 2: That's money laundering right there, Yes, exactly, dig money.

1572
01:05:17,520 --> 01:05:17,680
Speaker 6: Yeah.

1573
01:05:17,760 --> 01:05:19,600
Speaker 1: And he didn't know anything about what had happened in

1574
01:05:19,600 --> 01:05:20,600
Speaker 1: the world the past five years.

1575
01:05:21,480 --> 01:05:22,680
Speaker 3: He lives underneath the rock.

1576
01:05:22,800 --> 01:05:24,200
Speaker 5: No, he had just gotten out of jail.

1577
01:05:25,520 --> 01:05:27,240
Speaker 1: I was like, how do you not know these things?

1578
01:05:27,280 --> 01:05:29,040
Speaker 1: And he's liked and I just don't really pay attention

1579
01:05:29,080 --> 01:05:30,520
Speaker 1: to the news. I was like, oh, because you're we

1580
01:05:30,600 --> 01:05:32,680
Speaker 1: were in jail. Yeah, because Wi Fi.

1581
01:05:32,880 --> 01:05:36,920
Speaker 4: They got Wi Fi in jail, they got internets, Yeah, internets.

1582
01:05:37,720 --> 01:05:39,080
Speaker 1: It was weird, but he was in just like really

1583
01:05:39,120 --> 01:05:41,240
Speaker 1: good shape too. I don't know, everything about it.

1584
01:05:42,640 --> 01:05:43,840
Speaker 5: Yeah, so what happened?

1585
01:05:43,920 --> 01:05:46,160
Speaker 1: We got some good get this. We dated for a

1586
01:05:46,280 --> 01:05:47,760
Speaker 1: while and it was like it was I was sort

1587
01:05:47,760 --> 01:05:48,240
Speaker 1: of like, this is.

1588
01:05:48,280 --> 01:05:50,200
Speaker 6: Just silly and fun, but I don't mind just going

1589
01:05:50,240 --> 01:05:52,400
Speaker 6: on to some nice restaurants, Like Okay, I'll get dressed

1590
01:05:52,440 --> 01:05:52,600
Speaker 6: up and.

1591
01:05:52,640 --> 01:05:53,200
Speaker 1: Go to the Writs.

1592
01:05:53,240 --> 01:05:55,640
Speaker 3: You know you were going to the Ritz Calton.

1593
01:05:55,800 --> 01:05:58,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, that went all the way down the Financial District.

1594
01:05:57,880 --> 01:05:59,280
Speaker 3: Dreams Drugs.

1595
01:05:59,480 --> 01:06:02,720
Speaker 1: Yeah, what did you wear?

1596
01:06:02,840 --> 01:06:04,600
Speaker 3: Did you wear like one of the bondage dresses?

1597
01:06:07,720 --> 01:06:08,600
Speaker 1: I never had one of those.

1598
01:06:08,640 --> 01:06:10,240
Speaker 3: But you love a tube top.

1599
01:06:10,400 --> 01:06:11,160
Speaker 2: I feel like you have.

1600
01:06:13,240 --> 01:06:14,800
Speaker 3: A tube top and like a.

1601
01:06:14,960 --> 01:06:17,160
Speaker 5: Halter altertop with a corkwidge.

1602
01:06:17,320 --> 01:06:21,640
Speaker 1: Yes, corkw Yeah, I love cork wedge.

1603
01:06:21,760 --> 01:06:24,600
Speaker 2: When wedge season arrives, oh I get so excited. You

1604
01:06:24,880 --> 01:06:26,560
Speaker 2: Selena loves a Peepto witch.

1605
01:06:26,760 --> 01:06:27,400
Speaker 3: Oh my god.

1606
01:06:27,680 --> 01:06:29,720
Speaker 4: You love the Jitney like you just get in the

1607
01:06:29,840 --> 01:06:32,200
Speaker 4: Jitney just for the travel, Like that's your thing.

1608
01:06:32,320 --> 01:06:35,520
Speaker 3: You a very Bradley bag.

1609
01:06:36,320 --> 01:06:37,800
Speaker 6: That's one thing I love about hot weather. When it

1610
01:06:37,800 --> 01:06:39,160
Speaker 6: gets hot enough where I'm like, I guess I have

1611
01:06:39,280 --> 01:06:42,320
Speaker 6: to wear this tubetop. I know, and I feel you'd

1612
01:06:42,320 --> 01:06:46,919
Speaker 6: be wearing like a white tube top o some white

1613
01:06:46,960 --> 01:06:49,920
Speaker 6: bikinis are my joint. I know when I die, I

1614
01:06:50,000 --> 01:06:52,320
Speaker 6: want my ashes. I want, you know, to be cremated,

1615
01:06:52,320 --> 01:06:53,880
Speaker 6: and then I want my ashes to be placed into

1616
01:06:53,880 --> 01:06:55,240
Speaker 6: a white bikini that it will be used as a

1617
01:06:55,320 --> 01:06:58,720
Speaker 6: slingshot to be shot into the sunset a Coney Island

1618
01:06:59,080 --> 01:07:01,120
Speaker 6: and Motley crework On and Roses will play thank you.

1619
01:07:05,280 --> 01:07:08,320
Speaker 2: This is your last will and testament on this podcast.

1620
01:07:08,560 --> 01:07:11,040
Speaker 2: Just so you know, they're going to carry the ashes

1621
01:07:11,200 --> 01:07:16,200
Speaker 2: in that gap. Person we get to Cody Island, the

1622
01:07:16,240 --> 01:07:17,720
Speaker 2: Sipers gonna get stupp.

1623
01:07:22,560 --> 01:07:22,960
Speaker 3: Selena.

1624
01:07:23,040 --> 01:07:27,160
Speaker 1: We are writing your show for you, verbally doing the work.

1625
01:07:27,240 --> 01:07:28,000
Speaker 3: I appreciate it.

1626
01:07:28,760 --> 01:07:31,640
Speaker 1: Imaginative. Before we go, I need to know what happened

1627
01:07:31,680 --> 01:07:32,360
Speaker 1: to this mobster?

1628
01:07:33,680 --> 01:07:35,920
Speaker 6: Yeah, get this, he just ghosted me.

1629
01:07:36,600 --> 01:07:37,920
Speaker 5: No, he says he got locked up.

1630
01:07:41,640 --> 01:07:44,400
Speaker 6: I hope he's back, he's dead or I had a

1631
01:07:44,480 --> 01:07:47,360
Speaker 6: moment of wondering if he had been like everything had

1632
01:07:47,360 --> 01:07:49,120
Speaker 6: been a lie and he was actually married, nut kids

1633
01:07:49,160 --> 01:07:50,000
Speaker 6: a Long Island or something.

1634
01:07:50,040 --> 01:07:51,800
Speaker 3: No, no, no, niggas don't ghost you for that.

1635
01:07:52,040 --> 01:07:54,240
Speaker 4: Then you find out you get caught, They get caught,

1636
01:07:54,400 --> 01:07:56,440
Speaker 4: and then you stop talking to them.

1637
01:07:56,480 --> 01:08:00,160
Speaker 3: They don't just ghost you. Dudes, won't stop if are

1638
01:08:00,240 --> 01:08:01,520
Speaker 3: cheating until they get caught.

1639
01:08:01,640 --> 01:08:02,240
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's true.

1640
01:08:02,520 --> 01:08:04,760
Speaker 4: There's no reason his wife caught him and Selena didn't.

1641
01:08:07,240 --> 01:08:09,360
Speaker 4: What is this Halter doing in my closet?

1642
01:08:11,200 --> 01:08:11,400
Speaker 2: Where?

1643
01:08:13,760 --> 01:08:16,440
Speaker 5: What is this vanilla ala?

1644
01:08:18,680 --> 01:08:19,919
Speaker 1: It was for the best, definitely.

1645
01:08:20,320 --> 01:08:23,639
Speaker 5: I mean I'm sorry that you you're not getting those

1646
01:08:23,680 --> 01:08:24,639
Speaker 5: fancy meals anymore.

1647
01:08:24,760 --> 01:08:26,479
Speaker 1: Now, Oh well, I know I need to get back

1648
01:08:26,520 --> 01:08:28,280
Speaker 1: to that kind of that kind of living you do.

1649
01:08:28,920 --> 01:08:31,760
Speaker 2: Let people listening where they can, you know, get your

1650
01:08:31,800 --> 01:08:34,439
Speaker 2: book where they can follow you on social media?

1651
01:08:34,640 --> 01:08:37,120
Speaker 6: Yes, yes, ever all my social media is my full name,

1652
01:08:37,160 --> 01:08:38,920
Speaker 6: so it's s E l E n A c O

1653
01:08:39,040 --> 01:08:41,679
Speaker 6: P p O c K. And that's my website, Twitter Insta.

1654
01:08:42,120 --> 01:08:44,879
Speaker 6: And then I have my Silly n y t vows,

1655
01:08:44,920 --> 01:08:46,479
Speaker 6: which is my Twitter instad where I pretend to be

1656
01:08:46,520 --> 01:08:47,679
Speaker 6: in the New York Times wadding section.

1657
01:08:47,960 --> 01:08:48,200
Speaker 3: Love it.

1658
01:08:48,720 --> 01:08:51,400
Speaker 6: My book, The New Roll for Blonds. It's from HarperCollins,

1659
01:08:51,439 --> 01:08:52,120
Speaker 6: so they can buy.

1660
01:08:52,080 --> 01:08:56,120
Speaker 3: Okay, Harper great, Oh thank you.

1661
01:08:56,479 --> 01:08:57,120
Speaker 5: You're doing great.

1662
01:08:57,160 --> 01:08:59,639
Speaker 3: But you're doing bad. Yeah, I'm very bad.

1663
01:09:00,320 --> 01:09:02,960
Speaker 1: And then my Candle podcast it's on. Uh we did

1664
01:09:03,000 --> 01:09:05,280
Speaker 1: season one. Now I'm taking a break and I'm strategizing

1665
01:09:05,320 --> 01:09:05,960
Speaker 1: for season two.

1666
01:09:06,439 --> 01:09:09,920
Speaker 3: You're trying to figure out more candling about it.

1667
01:09:11,040 --> 01:09:13,040
Speaker 6: But it's called two I Commit him and that's on

1668
01:09:13,200 --> 01:09:17,280
Speaker 6: iTunes and all that jazz. Yeah, and I have you

1669
01:09:17,320 --> 01:09:18,920
Speaker 6: know what away was running around the city. So all

1670
01:09:18,960 --> 01:09:21,640
Speaker 6: my dates are on selenacoppic dot com. And thank you

1671
01:09:21,680 --> 01:09:22,519
Speaker 6: guys so much for having me.

1672
01:09:22,640 --> 01:09:26,120
Speaker 4: This so much fun, fun Selena, And honestly, I didn't

1673
01:09:26,120 --> 01:09:28,720
Speaker 4: even think about any of this, like, I didn't think

1674
01:09:28,760 --> 01:09:30,280
Speaker 4: this is the way the conversation was going.

1675
01:09:30,520 --> 01:09:32,240
Speaker 5: I know, I'm a professional.

1676
01:09:34,600 --> 01:09:35,479
Speaker 3: Thank you so much and.

1677
01:09:35,520 --> 01:09:36,919
Speaker 5: Shout out to Clay Aikins.

1678
01:09:37,080 --> 01:09:37,400
Speaker 3: Dude.

1679
01:09:38,760 --> 01:09:41,439
Speaker 1: Listen to you know more bonus episodes on our Patreon.

1680
01:09:42,760 --> 01:09:44,120
Speaker 3: Thank you guys for listening.

1681
01:09:44,520 --> 01:09:47,559
Speaker 1: Bye Sydney, be best, Bye Forever.

1682
01:09:50,439 --> 01:09:53,920
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1683
01:09:54,000 --> 01:09:59,280
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1684
01:09:59,400 --> 01:10:03,559
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1685
01:10:03,600 --> 01:10:06,840
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1686
01:10:06,680 --> 01:10:09,040
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1687
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