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Speaker 1: was completely confused. He thought maybe it was like a

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Speaker 1: deep fake Danny, but it was real. It was legitimate,

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Speaker 1: and and so uh, there are I did not realize

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Speaker 1: there are thirty seven locations of that chain in Arizona. Now, WHOA,

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Speaker 1: that's a ton I the last time I thought they

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Speaker 1: had like one in Arizona. Now I have thirty seven

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Speaker 1: the Grand Kaingan State. I stopped at the location for

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Speaker 1: our friends in in Arizona. Stopped at the location off McDowell's,

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Speaker 1: which I think is the same street. When I was

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Speaker 1: a kid, the Phoenix Sons used to play at this

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Speaker 1: a house on McDowell is what they call it, if

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Speaker 1: I remember correctly. And so that's where I was, and

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Speaker 1: so pull the prank took some pictures. My brother couldn't believe.

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Speaker 1: He's like, oh, so that was my and I really

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Speaker 1: enjoyed the meal, which means I'm either I was either

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Speaker 1: really hungry or it's really good. I'm not sure. My

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Speaker 1: wife not not as big a fan, not as big

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Speaker 1: a fan. Bad job by her not not getting not

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Speaker 1: getting out and figuring it out, all right, the backscratcher,

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Speaker 1: we'll get out on this. You scratch our back, we'll

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Speaker 1: scratch your back. It is our weekly tip of the

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Speaker 1: minion in the Mallard Militia. And so these are actual

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Speaker 1: reviews from actual listeners to the fifth hour. Very simple

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Speaker 1: to do. You lay it all out, Danny. It's all

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Speaker 1: in the podcast profile, very simple, right, Just follow the

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Speaker 1: instructions and you can join the fun here. Super easy

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Speaker 1: to leave a five star review, just click on this

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Speaker 1: very descript in right here, and then when you're inside

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Speaker 1: you'll see the overall rating for our show. When you

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Speaker 1: page down a little bit underneath that, it says write

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Speaker 1: a user name, and then you leave your review. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: and for some reason, and we're really not sure why,

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Speaker 1: but the management lurks around the Apple podcast picker man.

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Speaker 1: We don't really know why that is, but they do,

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Speaker 1: and that's what they care about. Danny laid it all

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Speaker 1: out for you, and that is what they they take

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Speaker 1: notice of. They jot down what people are saying and

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Speaker 1: all that. So if you want to help us out, great,

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Speaker 1: If you want to screw us over, write a nasty review,

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Speaker 1: but either way, it's available to you. How many reviews

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Speaker 1: do you think we got this week, Danny g Last

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Speaker 1: week we had a bunch. How many this week do

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Speaker 1: you think we got one, two, three, four or none?

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna say, let's see. Last week, I think too

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna say three this week. Three. You are Mr

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Speaker 1: Optimistic and you are wrong. We got one, But if

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Speaker 1: I feel like it's worth three because it came on Halloween,

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Speaker 1: and so the fact that somebody took time out on

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Speaker 1: Halloween to brighter review for the podcast, that's kind of cool, right,

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Speaker 1: that's a good point. I think management would take that

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Speaker 1: into account. Yeah, it's not like we're using strong arm

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Speaker 1: tactics here, Daddy, were just asking people to help us out.

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Speaker 1: Some people want to help us out, some people already have.

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Speaker 1: Other people are scaredy cats and don't want to do it.

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Speaker 1: So John writes in uh headline on this excellent five stars.

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Speaker 1: He says, this podcast is outstanding entertainment for me and

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Speaker 1: my two German short haired pointers. After our uh chakr hunt.

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Speaker 1: What is that? C h u k a R What

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Speaker 1: is that? I don't know. I'm not sure, all right,

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Speaker 1: he says, we are relaxing in my camper with all

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Speaker 1: the luxuries at home. We are way out here in

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Speaker 1: the mountain country of eastern Oregon. Well that's pretty cool.

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Speaker 1: Can imagine what that must look like with Bigfoot walking

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Speaker 1: around and all that we put in our miles each

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Speaker 1: day pursuing the elusive chi Car Partridge. I'm gonna have

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Speaker 1: to look this up here or something. I don't let me.

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Speaker 1: Let me see here. Let's put a little music in

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Speaker 1: here and I'll see if I can find this. Okay,

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Speaker 1: uh Partridge check party? Oh yeah it is, you're right.

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Speaker 1: How did you do? Did you look that up? I didn't. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's a it's a weird looking bird. It's head kind

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Speaker 1: of looks like a penguin. Part of it looks like

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Speaker 1: a penguin. And wow, it's got strong Oh, this is

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Speaker 1: actually pretty cool. I haven't even I've never even heard

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Speaker 1: of this bird. Bird bird birds. The word bird is

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Speaker 1: the word John. Thank you you've opened my eyes to this.

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Speaker 1: I probably a look at it. How do you spell it? Uh?

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Speaker 1: Let me let me send you the link. Because it

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Speaker 1: looks like the face, part of it kind of looks

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Speaker 1: like a penguin. But then on the side, it's got

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Speaker 1: a patch that looks like a zebra. Uh A little bit.

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Speaker 1: It's very it's very bizarre. I can understand why you'd

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Speaker 1: be out in the middle of of the boondocks trying

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Speaker 1: to defined it. That's what I mean. What do you

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Speaker 1: do with it? When you find it. I don't think

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Speaker 1: you can probably do anything with it. But it's wow,

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Speaker 1: that's that's crazy. I've never seen it doesn't according to

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Speaker 1: the map here, it's not in in a I don't

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Speaker 1: think you're looking at it right. That's a plump pussy

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Speaker 1: right there. No, but it doesn't. It kind of look

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Speaker 1: like a penguin part of the face, and then it's

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Speaker 1: got stripes on the side like a zebra would have

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Speaker 1: or something like. The face has kind of a look

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Speaker 1: to it. Yeah, that's wild. I've never seen it that before.

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Speaker 1: And it's got like a black bandana going right over

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Speaker 1: its face and I dare you like a robber's mask, says.

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Speaker 1: The bird is native to its native in Asia ranges

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Speaker 1: in Asia including Jordan, Israel, Palestine, Lebanon, Syria, Turkey, Iran, Afghanistan, Pakistan,

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Speaker 1: and India. Uh It has been introduced widely as a

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Speaker 1: game bird in the feral populations and has become established

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Speaker 1: in the United States Rocky Mountains, Great Basin, high desert areas. Oh,

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Speaker 1: it is in California. Also crazy. You can't hunt it then? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it would appear to be as you said, it's plump,

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Speaker 1: so you can you can hunt it anyway, John continues.

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Speaker 1: As a review, he says, went back at the camper,

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Speaker 1: I take an outdoor shower, put on clean clothes, have lunch,

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Speaker 1: and then enjoy Benn and Danny g How about that

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Speaker 1: week's worth of podcast since we hunt during the week

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Speaker 1: when in bed at night, we listened to the regular show,

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Speaker 1: the overnight show, keep up the great work boys, the dogs,

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Speaker 1: and I really enjoy listening to these podcasts. Well, that's great, John,

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Speaker 1: thank you, And you painted a great picture and you

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Speaker 1: introduced us to a bird we did not know exist.

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Speaker 1: So that's a wonderful review. That's that's one of the

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Speaker 1: great reviews we've had on the Apple podcast page. So

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Speaker 1: thank He needs to email you, and he needs to

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Speaker 1: let us know how that bird tastes. Yeah, and do

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Speaker 1: the dogs catch the bird or do you have to

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Speaker 1: actually shoot the bird? Like, what's the what's the move on?

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Speaker 1: It is a does the bird fly? And some of

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Speaker 1: these birds don't fly. It's called the bogo bird that

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Speaker 1: doesn't fly. But yeah, the real fifth Hour at gmail

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Speaker 1: dot com. Send an email, Yeah, send us an email there.

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Speaker 1: We'll check it out, John, So thank you. We'll get

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Speaker 1: out on that note. Anything to promote here Danny g

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Speaker 1: on this first Saturday of November. Yes, sir, I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: be headed in to have some fun on the Jonas

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Speaker 1: Knock Saturday Show eleven am to two pm Pacific time.

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Speaker 1: And then after that the great Steve Hartman. You know

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Speaker 1: him and love him from the Loose Cannons back in

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Speaker 1: the day, and he's paired up with from Salam for

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Speaker 1: football season. Alright, So that's what Danny's got. I have, well,

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Speaker 1: I have nothing really going on, nothing really going on.

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Speaker 1: You were on the road so much last weekend. You

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Speaker 1: need to kick back in your lounge chair this weekend.

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Speaker 1: Life is for the living, Danny. You never know, I

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Speaker 1: might end up who knows where, Tim muktoo, God forbid.

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Speaker 1: But on that we'll get out and we say bye bye.

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Speaker 1: That's what we do. Well, I'm not quite like that,

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Speaker 1: but have a great rest your Saturday. We got a

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Speaker 1: spicy hot mail bag. Never all right, I's never ever

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Speaker 1: like that, and that will be laughing and Cob that

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Speaker 1: com they'll have a have a great time. Yeah, asked

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Speaker 1: Ben on Sundays, is one of the best shows of

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Speaker 1: the week. Yeah, it's pretty good. I love no No, no, no,

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Speaker 1: no, no no, it's not asking just it's the mail back.

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Speaker 1: This is nothing like ask Ben. No no, no no,

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Speaker 1: that's something you're gonna edit that out of the podcast. Wrong.

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Speaker 1: That's nothing like askepen. This is not some cheap rip off.

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Speaker 1: This is an authentic, unique bit, is what we're doing.

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Speaker 1: It is absolutely all right. I'll catch you tomorrow. Asta

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Speaker 1: pasta population