WEBVTT - #1093: November 8, 2025 0:00:00.940 --> 0:00:04.580 Now it's fire. 0:00:04.680 --> 0:00:05.780 Yeah. Yeah. 0:00:16.070 --> 0:00:21.280 Dan and Jordan, I am sweating. Knowledgefight.com. It's time to pray. 0:00:21.520 --> 0:00:25.400 I have great respect for Knowledge Fight. Knowledge Fight. I'm 0:00:25.440 --> 0:00:27.380 sick of them posing as if they're the good guys, 0:00:27.400 --> 0:00:29.960 saying we are the bad guys. Knowledge Fight. 0:00:30.060 --> 0:00:31.070 Dan and Jordan. 0:00:31.180 --> 0:00:32.190 Knowledge Fight. 0:00:32.270 --> 0:00:32.849 Need money. 0:00:39.510 --> 0:00:40.210 Andy in Kansas. 0:00:40.350 --> 0:00:41.270 Andy in Kansas. 0:00:41.330 --> 0:00:42.090 Andy in Kansas. 0:00:42.340 --> 0:00:42.830 Stop it. 0:00:42.990 --> 0:00:44.540 Andy in Kansas. Andy in Kansas. 0:00:44.860 --> 0:00:45.980 Andy in Kansas. 0:00:46.140 --> 0:00:48.600 It's time to pray. Andy in Kansas. You're on the air. 0:00:48.640 --> 0:00:49.140 Thanks for holding. 0:00:49.500 --> 0:00:50.080 Hello, Alex. 0:00:50.159 --> 0:00:51.000 I'm a first-time caller. 0:00:51.020 --> 0:00:51.800 I'm a huge fan. 0:00:51.900 --> 0:00:52.680 I love your work. 0:00:53.080 --> 0:00:53.860 Knowledge fight. 0:00:54.060 --> 0:00:54.520 Knowledgefight.com. 0:00:54.540 --> 0:00:54.800 I love you. 0:00:54.820 --> 0:00:55.180 Hey, everybody. 0:00:55.200 --> 0:00:57.800 Welcome back to Knowledge Fight. I'm Dan. 0:01:02.150 --> 0:01:04.330 Jordan we're a couple dudes like to sit around worship 0:01:04.380 --> 0:01:06.039 at the altar of selene and talk a little bit 0:01:06.060 --> 0:01:07.260 about alex jones. 0:01:07.400 --> 0:01:10.199 Oh indeed we are dan jordan dan jordan quick question 0:01:10.220 --> 0:01:11.819 for you what's up what's your bright spot today. 0:01:11.660 --> 0:01:14.419 Buddy well my bright spot originally was going to be 0:01:15.140 --> 0:01:18.080 uh how all good things come to an end sure 0:01:18.360 --> 0:01:21.110 and we're on a we the new episode the next 0:01:21.170 --> 0:01:25.220 episode of macgyver is no good no good It was boring. 0:01:25.280 --> 0:01:28.860 Just as a friend who's doing wildcat drilling ends up 0:01:28.900 --> 0:01:31.220 blowing up his oil rig, so they have to go 0:01:31.240 --> 0:01:33.800 and get TNT to blow it up to put out 0:01:33.840 --> 0:01:34.240 the fire. 0:01:34.260 --> 0:01:35.120 Yeah, okay. 0:01:35.440 --> 0:01:39.330 I do like that they call themselves Hellfighters. Like instead 0:01:39.380 --> 0:01:40.100 of firefighters. 0:01:40.140 --> 0:01:41.100 Sure, sure, sure. 0:01:41.260 --> 0:01:42.000 That's fun. 0:01:42.020 --> 0:01:43.580 Escalation is nice, yeah. 0:01:43.600 --> 0:01:45.679 Yeah, but the episode stunk. It was real boring. 0:01:45.700 --> 0:01:45.900 Yeah. 0:01:45.920 --> 0:01:49.680 How many smooches? Oil rig smooches. 0:01:49.960 --> 0:01:53.140 Here's the thing. None, I think. 0:01:53.180 --> 0:01:54.100 None, you think. 0:01:54.440 --> 0:01:58.250 I did really stop paying attention in the last about 0:01:58.340 --> 0:01:59.500 five minutes of the episode. 0:01:59.550 --> 0:01:59.780 Right. 0:01:59.930 --> 0:02:03.150 So it's possible that he ends up smooching the lady 0:02:03.390 --> 0:02:04.630 whose husband he's helping. 0:02:04.650 --> 0:02:04.750 Right. 0:02:04.950 --> 0:02:07.030 Like, if she dies, he might have died at the 0:02:07.150 --> 0:02:07.850 end of the episode. 0:02:07.890 --> 0:02:09.830 Right, right, right. I just wasn't paying attention. They just 0:02:09.870 --> 0:02:10.680 move on together. 0:02:10.840 --> 0:02:13.300 Yeah, it's just too boring to even care about smooches. 0:02:13.440 --> 0:02:13.760 Brutal. 0:02:13.940 --> 0:02:18.180 But, thankfully, you showed up, and yep, in the mailbag, 0:02:18.419 --> 0:02:22.150 what did we find? But a nice coat from George. 0:02:22.250 --> 0:02:22.820 I mean, it's a. 0:02:24.169 --> 0:02:25.669 It's an amazing coat. 0:02:25.889 --> 0:02:27.430 Fucking asshole sending me a coat? 0:02:28.310 --> 0:02:29.810 Here's the thing. 0:02:30.010 --> 0:02:32.579 We were all teed up to be like, of course 0:02:32.600 --> 0:02:34.100 you can't just send somebody a coat. 0:02:34.120 --> 0:02:36.460 You don't know your size. You don't know what's going on. 0:02:36.460 --> 0:02:37.380 I've got a weird body. 0:02:37.419 --> 0:02:38.760 Yeah, absolutely. 0:02:38.800 --> 0:02:40.889 We were all set up to be like, please don't 0:02:40.930 --> 0:02:42.850 send any more coats. It was funny as a bit. 0:02:43.210 --> 0:02:44.190 This one fucking works. 0:02:45.470 --> 0:02:48.170 There's a very strange thing that happened that it fits 0:02:48.230 --> 0:02:49.710 very nicely and it looks good. 0:02:49.730 --> 0:02:54.910 It looks great on you. It looks so good on you. 0:02:55.330 --> 0:02:56.530 So anyway, George, thank you. 0:02:56.560 --> 0:02:59.220 Yeah, George, you fucking nailed it, buddy. You had no 0:02:59.320 --> 0:03:00.440 idea how good you did. 0:03:00.460 --> 0:03:03.580 Kind of hoping for another six months or so of 0:03:03.740 --> 0:03:06.360 Dan get a coat, will they, won't they kind of tension. 0:03:06.419 --> 0:03:06.619 Right. 0:03:07.669 --> 0:03:08.329 I'll take a coat. 0:03:08.450 --> 0:03:11.309 No, this is a marriage right here. We're going to 0:03:11.430 --> 0:03:12.770 see you in this coat for 10 years. 0:03:12.970 --> 0:03:15.670 It's possible. So thank you. That's very nice. 0:03:15.770 --> 0:03:16.430 Yeah, absolutely. 0:03:16.530 --> 0:03:17.429 What's your bright spot? 0:03:17.490 --> 0:03:21.579 My bright spot is this show, Physical Asia. 0:03:23.120 --> 0:03:24.799 Do you remember Physical 100? No. 0:03:25.620 --> 0:03:29.660 Okay, well, the Koreans know how to make competition reality 0:03:29.700 --> 0:03:34.359 shows where super ripped hot people do competitions with each 0:03:34.419 --> 0:03:36.470 other to see who's the biggest, right? 0:03:36.490 --> 0:03:36.600 Mm-hmm. 0:03:37.080 --> 0:03:38.240 And so they physical. 0:03:38.460 --> 0:03:38.680 Yeah. 0:03:38.780 --> 0:03:43.150 They upped their game from just the hundred most ripped 0:03:43.290 --> 0:03:46.690 Korean people to a bunch of teams from all around Asia. 0:03:47.120 --> 0:03:48.820 And then Australia also has a team. 0:03:48.980 --> 0:03:49.800 Okay. 0:03:50.100 --> 0:03:51.950 And it's great. It's fantastic. 0:03:51.970 --> 0:03:53.530 What sort of contests are they doing? 0:03:54.090 --> 0:03:57.390 You know, just, like, lifting weights, doing sit-ups and shit. 0:03:57.450 --> 0:03:59.270 You know, it's, like, just general fitness-y stuff. 0:03:59.290 --> 0:04:02.950 Is it strongman-type competitions, like throwing a boulder over your head? 0:04:03.210 --> 0:04:04.350 Not fully. 0:04:04.570 --> 0:04:07.160 There is some of that, but it's more geared towards 0:04:07.220 --> 0:04:10.500 the fitness aspect. So, like, endurance more than... There's some agility. 0:04:10.810 --> 0:04:12.100 Absolutely, yeah. 0:04:12.180 --> 0:04:14.820 The quick people have their advantages. The thin people have 0:04:14.860 --> 0:04:19.060 their advantages. But then there's something that's extremely unfair, which 0:04:19.100 --> 0:04:23.760 is that Australia has... the world's strongest man on their team, which. 0:04:23.660 --> 0:04:27.860 I think is unfair. You can't have the world's strongest man. 0:04:28.839 --> 0:04:31.020 Yeah, I mean, if that's what the competition is about, 0:04:31.040 --> 0:04:34.150 it kind of decides things in advance, doesn't it? 0:04:34.150 --> 0:04:36.750 I mean, in any contest of strength, you got to 0:04:36.790 --> 0:04:39.610 feel like maybe the guy who's the number one strong 0:04:39.670 --> 0:04:40.650 man is going to win it. 0:04:40.690 --> 0:04:43.490 Are you talking about Mark Henry? Are you talking about 0:04:43.510 --> 0:04:46.440 sexual chocolate? No, although I recall those days. 0:04:46.450 --> 0:04:50.300 Didn't he go up against Magnus Magnusson or those guys? 0:04:50.320 --> 0:04:54.240 I don't think so. He was a pro wrestler. He 0:04:54.279 --> 0:04:55.720 was in the Nation of Domination. 0:04:55.740 --> 0:04:57.340 Oh, no, I was thinking about a different guy. 0:04:57.940 --> 0:04:58.219 Yeah. 0:04:58.360 --> 0:04:58.500 Yeah. 0:04:59.160 --> 0:05:02.930 No, he was partnered with D'Lo Brown for a long time. 0:05:02.970 --> 0:05:03.969 All right. That sounds fun. 0:05:04.010 --> 0:05:04.590 Fun wrestler. 0:05:04.750 --> 0:05:05.870 Yeah. 0:05:06.310 --> 0:05:07.830 Well, I'm glad you're enjoying the show. 0:05:08.050 --> 0:05:08.450 It's great. 0:05:09.310 --> 0:05:11.390 One of the best things is that the first episode 0:05:11.570 --> 0:05:13.890 is just introducing all of the teams from all the 0:05:13.940 --> 0:05:18.000 different countries. It's so exciting. It's like the start of 0:05:18.100 --> 0:05:19.960 Mortal Kombat. You're like, oh, shit. 0:05:20.220 --> 0:05:23.160 These people are coming out with their flags. It's fantastic. 0:05:23.400 --> 0:05:26.120 Do they have team themes? 0:05:26.640 --> 0:05:27.380 Absolutely. 0:05:27.880 --> 0:05:29.930 But not like the Warriors. 0:05:29.950 --> 0:05:32.850 Well, not just like the flag. No, no, no. There's 0:05:32.870 --> 0:05:35.250 not like, we're the baseball bat Indonesians. No, no, no. 0:05:35.470 --> 0:05:36.029 Not quite that. 0:05:36.250 --> 0:05:36.570 I wish. 0:05:36.650 --> 0:05:40.610 But there's definitely cultural. We're clearly from this kind of culture, 0:05:40.650 --> 0:05:42.610 and this is how we represent in this kind of. 0:05:42.810 --> 0:05:43.930 It's great. It's fantastic. 0:05:44.070 --> 0:05:44.290 Nice. 0:05:44.330 --> 0:05:44.990 Yeah. 0:05:45.130 --> 0:05:48.540 I'll give it a twist. Give it a shot. My 0:05:48.620 --> 0:05:51.219 mouth is all soured on MacGyver. 0:05:51.279 --> 0:05:51.790 Can't do it. 0:05:52.140 --> 0:05:52.980 I'll give him another shot. 0:05:53.020 --> 0:05:53.260 All right. 0:05:54.050 --> 0:05:56.030 So, Jordan, today we have an episode to go over. 0:05:56.150 --> 0:05:59.370 It is not the world's strongest episode, but it's something. 0:05:59.970 --> 0:06:01.550 And we'll get down to it here in a second. 0:06:01.570 --> 0:06:04.060 But first, let's take a little moment to say hello 0:06:04.120 --> 0:06:04.840 to some new wonks. 0:06:04.940 --> 0:06:05.700 Oh, that's a great idea. 0:06:05.860 --> 0:06:09.159 So, first, shout out to Kissing Kit with the Fresh 0:06:09.240 --> 0:06:11.480 Fit Crit. Thank you so much. You're now a policy wonk. 0:06:11.860 --> 0:06:12.740 I'm a policy wonk. 0:06:12.760 --> 0:06:13.880 Thank you very much. Thank you. 0:06:14.540 --> 0:06:17.099 And my other car is a gambling addiction. Thank you 0:06:17.120 --> 0:06:18.310 so much. You're now a policy wonk. 0:06:18.650 --> 0:06:19.430 I'm a policy wonk. 0:06:19.450 --> 0:06:20.150 Thank you very much. 0:06:20.190 --> 0:06:23.970 Thank you. And Huey Newis and the Lose. Thank you 0:06:23.990 --> 0:06:25.210 so much. You're now a policy wonk. 0:06:25.650 --> 0:06:26.430 I'm a policy wonk. 0:06:26.450 --> 0:06:27.190 Thank you very much. 0:06:27.290 --> 0:06:29.289 Thank you. And we got a second credit in the mix, Jordan. 0:06:29.350 --> 0:06:32.500 So thank you so much to Passenger Princess Davina. You're 0:06:32.520 --> 0:06:35.760 the greatest thing since spreading the thighs of Americana. Thank 0:06:35.779 --> 0:06:37.180 you so much. You are now a technocrat. 0:06:37.480 --> 0:06:38.400 I'm a policy wonk. 0:06:38.560 --> 0:06:39.240 Four stars. 0:06:39.420 --> 0:06:42.450 Go home to your mother and tell her you're brilliant. Someone, someone, 0:06:42.529 --> 0:06:46.750 sodomite sent me a bucket of poop. Daddy shark. Jar 0:06:46.770 --> 0:06:52.270 Jar Binks has a Caribbean black accent. He's a loser little, 0:06:52.500 --> 0:06:55.260 little titty baby. I don't want to hate black people. 0:06:55.600 --> 0:06:57.080 I renounce Jesus Christ. 0:06:57.200 --> 0:06:57.640 Thank you so much. 0:06:57.660 --> 0:06:58.460 Yes, thank you very much. 0:06:58.940 --> 0:07:01.660 So, Jordan, I think that there's been a number of 0:07:01.800 --> 0:07:05.380 goals we've had doing this show. Sure. There's been a 0:07:05.480 --> 0:07:07.239 let's understand Alex Jones better. 0:07:07.400 --> 0:07:07.640 Sure. 0:07:08.560 --> 0:07:10.200 Let's find out what he believes. 0:07:10.280 --> 0:07:10.520 Right. 0:07:11.460 --> 0:07:14.850 And then I think lately there's been one goal that 0:07:14.880 --> 0:07:16.010 has taken over my mind. 0:07:16.250 --> 0:07:17.190 Let's steal his watches? 0:07:17.610 --> 0:07:17.850 No. 0:07:17.950 --> 0:07:18.050 Oh. 0:07:18.170 --> 0:07:19.630 That is a nice little side thing. 0:07:19.690 --> 0:07:20.270 Yeah. 0:07:21.600 --> 0:07:23.020 We need to get you superpowers. 0:07:23.310 --> 0:07:23.520 Yeah. 0:07:23.990 --> 0:07:25.910 Oh, fuck me. Oh, is this one going to be 0:07:25.930 --> 0:07:26.330 a bad one? 0:07:26.570 --> 0:07:30.250 Well, see, we, we listened to a bit of Tucker. Sure. 0:07:30.270 --> 0:07:30.990 Tucker Carlson. 0:07:31.070 --> 0:07:31.370 Sure. 0:07:31.530 --> 0:07:34.690 And we've theorized that there is a point at which 0:07:35.310 --> 0:07:38.290 you will grow so frustrated by listening to something. 0:07:38.310 --> 0:07:38.900 I'll dead pool it. 0:07:38.970 --> 0:07:39.570 Yeah. Yeah. 0:07:39.590 --> 0:07:39.690 Yeah. 0:07:39.810 --> 0:07:40.310 Absolutely. 0:07:40.330 --> 0:07:41.890 It will be your weapon X moment. 0:07:41.970 --> 0:07:42.190 Right. 0:07:42.210 --> 0:07:45.600 Uh, right. Program. I can't remember that guy's name still. 0:07:47.400 --> 0:07:49.100 It's my, my favorite X file was Logan. 0:07:49.180 --> 0:07:49.580 That's right. 0:07:49.640 --> 0:07:50.540 Yeah, absolutely. 0:07:50.840 --> 0:07:53.730 Um, So it didn't work. We listened to a fair 0:07:53.770 --> 0:07:58.840 amount of Tucker's show, and no power is manifested. And 0:07:58.860 --> 0:08:01.170 so I thought, well, obviously that means you don't have 0:08:01.200 --> 0:08:05.350 any superpowers. There's nothing here. But then I realized... We 0:08:05.390 --> 0:08:07.330 have to change the variable a little bit. 0:08:07.450 --> 0:08:07.910 Okay. 0:08:08.010 --> 0:08:11.870 Maybe Tucker is not the frequency that's going to frustrate 0:08:11.910 --> 0:08:14.590 you enough to get those superpowers active. 0:08:14.630 --> 0:08:18.210 Okay, so we're talking about tuning into the correct frequency 0:08:18.350 --> 0:08:21.680 of tone to allow me to explode with Hulkness. 0:08:21.950 --> 0:08:24.180 Right. Okay. Well, I mean, it's worth exploring. 0:08:24.300 --> 0:08:25.260 Absolutely. Why not? 0:08:25.540 --> 0:08:27.860 So here's a little out of context drop from today's show. 0:08:27.880 --> 0:08:28.080 All right. 0:08:28.440 --> 0:08:30.550 They're trying to crash your comedy right now. They're trying 0:08:30.570 --> 0:08:31.610 to crash the stock market. 0:08:31.790 --> 0:08:32.429 Is that what's happening? 0:08:32.890 --> 0:08:33.350 Oh, yeah. 0:08:33.429 --> 0:08:34.110 It's bad. 0:08:34.590 --> 0:08:38.780 You motherfucker. You are joking. God damn it. 0:08:38.790 --> 0:08:42.900 On November 8th, Russell Brand dropped by to have a 0:08:42.920 --> 0:08:45.780 little chat with Alex. And we'll see. I think that 0:08:45.800 --> 0:08:48.079 there's a chance that he's annoying enough. 0:08:48.780 --> 0:08:52.040 You know how much I hate him. You know how 0:08:52.120 --> 0:08:52.920 much I hate him. 0:08:53.040 --> 0:08:55.490 Well, I think a lot of people have quite a 0:08:55.510 --> 0:08:58.820 bit of hate for him. Rightfully so, he sucks. He 0:08:58.860 --> 0:09:03.290 does suck. I was drawn to this, mostly out of 0:09:03.350 --> 0:09:05.429 the urge to see if we could get you superpowers. 0:09:05.450 --> 0:09:05.670 Sure. 0:09:06.210 --> 0:09:08.990 But then also just because, you know... Who cares what 0:09:09.050 --> 0:09:10.790 Alex thinks? It's kind of fucking stupid. 0:09:10.890 --> 0:09:12.090 Yeah. You know what I love? 0:09:12.130 --> 0:09:13.390 Try a little change flavor. 0:09:13.720 --> 0:09:16.620 I love when Russell Brand just is allowed to keep talking. 0:09:17.040 --> 0:09:18.000 Just keeps going. 0:09:18.280 --> 0:09:20.380 You know what? Then you'll actually like this a bit 0:09:20.400 --> 0:09:22.080 because Alex interrupts him constantly. 0:09:22.100 --> 0:09:23.640 That's great. Now I'm happy. 0:09:23.800 --> 0:09:24.500 Now I'm happy. 0:09:24.620 --> 0:09:27.520 Finally, we have something in common. Keep this man from 0:09:27.590 --> 0:09:29.250 talking too much. Yeah. Yeah. 0:09:29.490 --> 0:09:30.910 It's a real push and pull. 0:09:31.110 --> 0:09:31.210 Ugh. 0:09:31.570 --> 0:09:34.590 So we're going to start off here with Alex introducing 0:09:34.650 --> 0:09:38.390 the interview and breaking some big news. 0:09:38.890 --> 0:09:41.240 Here you are for the next hour and 30 minutes 0:09:41.260 --> 0:09:43.439 or so, however long you want to stay. And talk 0:09:43.500 --> 0:09:46.480 about planets aligning, though. We had this set up like 0:09:46.520 --> 0:09:48.120 a week or so ago or a couple weeks ago 0:09:48.140 --> 0:09:50.540 for you to come in on this Saturday. And then 0:09:50.600 --> 0:09:53.030 all hell broke loose yesterday. And now even Thomas Massey 0:09:53.070 --> 0:09:54.969 has seen the documents. I know the congressional stuff. I 0:09:54.970 --> 0:09:57.929 know the DOJ inside baseball. The DOJ under pressure from 0:09:57.970 --> 0:10:00.860 Cash Patel and others and Pam Boggs. is, is holding 0:10:00.980 --> 0:10:03.260 off on this. People are giving Ed Martin the credit. 0:10:03.280 --> 0:10:04.520 He's like, don't give me the credit. But, but, but 0:10:04.540 --> 0:10:06.559 I can tell you, he officially has been looking at this. 0:10:06.600 --> 0:10:08.250 They knew this a long time ago. We knew this, 0:10:08.800 --> 0:10:12.160 a Capitol police officer with another group connected to Pelosi. 0:10:12.179 --> 0:10:16.190 He was actually CIA. That's confirmed with the fake pipe 0:10:16.230 --> 0:10:19.950 bombs and all that. They were planning a false flag against, uh, 0:10:20.790 --> 0:10:22.689 Kamala Harris, who they had go to an office building 0:10:22.710 --> 0:10:25.990 where this bomb got planted outside. We knew this right 0:10:26.010 --> 0:10:27.670 when it happened four and a half, five years ago, 0:10:28.030 --> 0:10:31.130 but now it's come out. Thomas Massey, America's waking up 0:10:31.170 --> 0:10:34.370 today to learn the Capitol Police turned CIA orchestrated. This 0:10:34.429 --> 0:10:36.410 is Thomas Massey, one of the most trusted people in America. 0:10:36.500 --> 0:10:38.270 The pipe bomb. 0:10:38.320 --> 0:10:40.840 America's waking up today to learn the Capitol Police turned 0:10:40.880 --> 0:10:43.300 CIA orchestrated the pipe bombs on January 6th, and the 0:10:43.400 --> 0:10:46.000 FBI has covered it up for over four years. I 0:10:46.040 --> 0:10:51.020 question FBI Director Wray, ATF Director Dattelbach, an FBI assistant director. 0:10:51.340 --> 0:10:54.520 And now they're questioning why has Kash Patel sat on 0:10:54.570 --> 0:10:57.050 this for 10 months? They know all this. They have 0:10:57.070 --> 0:11:00.750 the geolocation off of her cell phone. Private groups were 0:11:00.770 --> 0:11:03.770 able to get it. They claimed it was corrupted. They couldn't, 0:11:03.790 --> 0:11:06.300 but they proved it. They also got the cameras, ran 0:11:06.320 --> 0:11:09.559 it through the programs that do the biometric gate. And 0:11:09.880 --> 0:11:13.400 now she's at the CIA. This is so huge. 0:11:13.980 --> 0:11:16.290 You've got your guest here, and you're just talking for 0:11:16.320 --> 0:11:17.180 a minute and a half. 0:11:17.240 --> 0:11:18.339 Yep, just full on. 0:11:18.360 --> 0:11:19.220 I'm going to introduce you. 0:11:20.100 --> 0:11:23.260 I've got something completely separate to say, unrelated to you entirely. 0:11:23.420 --> 0:11:26.040 Yeah. So you might notice that Alex seems pretty careful 0:11:26.100 --> 0:11:28.400 not to say the person's name, who he's claiming has 0:11:28.420 --> 0:11:30.380 been proven to be the J6 pipe bomber. 0:11:30.460 --> 0:11:30.979 Feels strange. 0:11:31.220 --> 0:11:33.640 He's making up a mountain of evidence against this person, 0:11:33.720 --> 0:11:36.480 and he absolutely knows that what he's doing is defamatory. 0:11:36.620 --> 0:11:38.839 So he's trying to hedge his bets by not saying 0:11:38.880 --> 0:11:39.240 a name. 0:11:39.300 --> 0:11:39.420 Mm-hmm. 0:11:40.040 --> 0:11:42.760 There's been a theory flying around dipshit media about how 0:11:42.780 --> 0:11:45.280 the person who planted the bombs was a former Capitol 0:11:45.330 --> 0:11:47.930 Police officer who went on to work for the CIA. 0:11:48.510 --> 0:11:50.910 This all goes back to an article published on Glenn 0:11:50.950 --> 0:11:59.630 Beck's site, The Blaze, which reported that, quote, is a 94% 0:11:59.630 --> 0:12:03.959 to 98% match to the unique stride of the long-sought 0:12:04.040 --> 0:12:06.340 January 6th pipe bomb suspect. 0:12:06.440 --> 0:12:08.960 I'm sorry, can I just go back to that? 0:12:09.020 --> 0:12:14.040 So I initially heard gate, G-A-T-E, because in no way 0:12:14.100 --> 0:12:16.760 would you ever think to say that the way that 0:12:16.820 --> 0:12:19.370 this person walks is so close to the way that 0:12:19.390 --> 0:12:21.929 this other person walks, they must be the same person. 0:12:21.970 --> 0:12:23.210 Her giddy-up is right in line. 0:12:23.230 --> 0:12:25.589 That would be insane. That would be crazy. 0:12:25.950 --> 0:12:28.110 So that article goes on to name the Capitol Police 0:12:28.150 --> 0:12:31.679 officer who would currently own the blaze in a sane 0:12:31.720 --> 0:12:32.640 media ecosystem. 0:12:32.700 --> 0:12:32.940 Right. 0:12:32.980 --> 0:12:34.679 She should be suing the shit out of these people. 0:12:34.700 --> 0:12:35.160 It would make sense. 0:12:35.820 --> 0:12:39.490 That article relies on a bunch of expert law enforcement analysts. Oh, 0:12:39.590 --> 0:12:42.010 they know what they're talking about. Well, like Alex's regular guest, 0:12:42.070 --> 0:12:42.989 Kyle Serafin. 0:12:43.070 --> 0:12:43.870 Great. 0:12:43.890 --> 0:12:45.870 Great. It's really just a big pile of shit. 0:12:45.970 --> 0:12:46.110 Yeah. 0:12:46.610 --> 0:12:49.200 There's no evidence presented to accuse this person other than 0:12:49.220 --> 0:12:52.939 this gait analysis, which is interesting science, but it's not 0:12:52.980 --> 0:12:56.930 good enough. People do have distinctive walks, and people have 0:12:56.970 --> 0:13:00.110 found when they've looked into this, it is pretty hard 0:13:00.230 --> 0:13:03.810 to directly... impersonate someone's walk. 0:13:03.890 --> 0:13:04.130 Sure. 0:13:04.170 --> 0:13:07.080 So there is a fingerprint-y kind of nature to it. 0:13:07.250 --> 0:13:07.500 Sure. 0:13:07.770 --> 0:13:10.420 And there have been algorithms that have been tested to 0:13:10.520 --> 0:13:13.480 identify people that way, but it's not as simple as 0:13:13.520 --> 0:13:16.310 just like plugging in a few videos of someone and saying, 0:13:16.370 --> 0:13:17.010 looks like a 95% match. 0:13:17.030 --> 0:13:17.089 Eh. 0:13:19.380 --> 0:13:22.340 I read a paper from 2024 on a promising gate 0:13:22.420 --> 0:13:26.620 recognition software, and they were able to get about 96.7% 0:13:26.620 --> 0:13:29.290 accuracy rate. But that was in a context of like 0:13:29.309 --> 0:13:33.010 a controlled environmental setting for the experiment. And they needed 0:13:33.030 --> 0:13:35.530 to use sensors to get the baseline of the gate 0:13:35.910 --> 0:13:38.680 in order to match this. This is sloppy shit by 0:13:38.700 --> 0:13:39.140 the blaze. 0:13:40.350 --> 0:13:44.290 So you're saying that this program couldn't suddenly identify each 0:13:44.490 --> 0:13:47.410 individual out of the 300-odd million people that live in 0:13:47.429 --> 0:13:48.850 the United States based on their walk? 0:13:48.990 --> 0:13:55.330 No. It's not as crazy a premise. Sure. We could 0:13:55.530 --> 0:13:57.670 end up in a world in the future where people 0:13:57.820 --> 0:14:01.920 are identified by walks. Right. There is a possibility of that. 0:14:01.960 --> 0:14:03.180 Sure, sure, sure. 0:14:03.500 --> 0:14:06.860 But the methodology of how they did this is really dumb. 0:14:06.940 --> 0:14:07.439 Right, yeah. 0:14:07.710 --> 0:14:09.689 And it's also probably worth noting that the author of 0:14:09.730 --> 0:14:12.750 this article who's working for the Blaze, Steve Baker, he 0:14:12.770 --> 0:14:15.010 was arrested for participating in the January 6th riots. 0:14:15.030 --> 0:14:15.150 Wow. 0:14:15.250 --> 0:14:18.010 And he pled guilty to multiple misdemeanors which were ultimately 0:14:18.050 --> 0:14:21.250 pardoned by Trump. Sure. It's shitty work being done by 0:14:21.290 --> 0:14:25.090 someone who has a very clear conflict of interests. And 0:14:25.330 --> 0:14:25.770 these people. 0:14:25.790 --> 0:14:26.630 Oof, man. 0:14:26.930 --> 0:14:33.670 So the theory is this Capitol Police officer... walked, very important, 0:14:33.930 --> 0:14:36.010 to plant a pipe bomb. 0:14:36.490 --> 0:14:36.830 Two of them. 0:14:37.050 --> 0:14:41.130 Two of them to blow up Kamala Harris' human. 0:14:41.270 --> 0:14:42.410 RNC and DNC. 0:14:42.450 --> 0:14:43.070 Right, right, right. 0:14:43.530 --> 0:14:46.310 And then quit the Capitol Police and then got a 0:14:46.330 --> 0:14:47.250 job at the CIA. 0:14:47.270 --> 0:14:49.390 Well, no, the theory would be that she was doing 0:14:49.410 --> 0:14:51.510 it under the auspices of the CIA to begin with. 0:14:51.550 --> 0:14:52.010 Right, right. 0:14:52.240 --> 0:14:54.390 And this was part of her, like, you do this, 0:14:54.430 --> 0:14:54.890 you're in. 0:14:55.010 --> 0:14:58.000 Right, right, right. But that would be crazy to then 0:14:58.040 --> 0:14:59.540 give her a job at the CIA. 0:15:00.200 --> 0:15:02.840 Right? Well, I mean, I think the CIA is crazy. 0:15:03.460 --> 0:15:05.180 I mean, at the very least to announce that we've 0:15:05.200 --> 0:15:07.740 given her a job, it would be an insane, like 0:15:07.760 --> 0:15:10.720 to directly reward somebody for potential terrorism. 0:15:10.740 --> 0:15:12.080 You really think you'd kill him? 0:15:12.140 --> 0:15:15.590 I mean, that's the only, why don't people just kill 0:15:15.630 --> 0:15:17.410 people in these funny stories? 0:15:17.790 --> 0:15:18.250 Yeah. 0:15:18.390 --> 0:15:20.010 That's the only way to make sense. 0:15:20.430 --> 0:15:22.930 It's an insane loose end. 0:15:23.170 --> 0:15:23.450 Yeah. 0:15:24.230 --> 0:15:28.120 To just leave hanging. And something that the blaze could 0:15:28.170 --> 0:15:31.430 figure out by looking at someone's walk. You wouldn't want 0:15:31.450 --> 0:15:34.110 to leave that to chance. Kind of dumb. 0:15:34.230 --> 0:15:37.790 Like you're in the cubicles with all the other CIA 0:15:37.890 --> 0:15:40.510 agents all just on your phones like trying to investigate 0:15:40.530 --> 0:15:41.590 and somebody goes, ah, shit. 0:15:41.850 --> 0:15:44.040 The Blaze saw you walk. You fucked. 0:15:44.440 --> 0:15:46.560 The Blaze found a video of you playing soccer. 0:15:47.060 --> 0:15:47.680 You're fucked. 0:15:48.240 --> 0:15:48.780 You're done. 0:15:49.480 --> 0:15:51.180 Oh, my God. You were a pimp in the 90s. 0:15:51.200 --> 0:15:55.840 They know how you walk. Cyanide capsule. So Russell comes 0:15:55.980 --> 0:15:59.560 in and he's obviously very excited to be there and 0:15:59.660 --> 0:16:01.380 thinks that this is hallowed ground. 0:16:02.200 --> 0:16:04.420 I'm really grateful to be here with you. 0:16:04.440 --> 0:16:07.480 And it kind of feels like a pilgrimage to be. 0:16:07.380 --> 0:16:12.950 In this hallowed and sacred space with you, Alex Jones, 0:16:13.110 --> 0:16:15.690 a man so extraordinary that I think initially people didn't 0:16:15.710 --> 0:16:17.050 know how to categorize you. 0:16:17.430 --> 0:16:17.970 Now I do. 0:16:18.370 --> 0:16:21.770 Since coming to Christ, I've understood what your role is 0:16:21.850 --> 0:16:26.070 in the culture, that you are an... early prophesier and 0:16:26.110 --> 0:16:28.310 you know you know who prophesies alex you know who 0:16:28.370 --> 0:16:30.790 does that work and i suppose because we live in 0:16:30.830 --> 0:16:36.350 such an extraordinary ultra rational but super dumb culture people 0:16:36.370 --> 0:16:39.010 don't know how to understand someone that communicates like you 0:16:39.350 --> 0:16:42.750 that sees the future that speaks with passion that isn't 0:16:42.920 --> 0:16:46.030 perfect because your flesh is But you are a real 0:16:46.090 --> 0:16:46.650 great man. 0:16:47.150 --> 0:16:49.740 All right. So let's just accept that Alex is a prophet. Sure. 0:16:49.980 --> 0:16:51.660 Write a new book to add to the Bible, you 0:16:51.700 --> 0:16:52.520 fucking cowards. 0:16:52.580 --> 0:16:52.780 Right. 0:16:53.280 --> 0:16:56.590 If this is truly hallowed ground at Alex's supplement commercial 0:16:56.640 --> 0:16:59.010 studio and Alex has the kind of importance that the 0:16:59.050 --> 0:17:01.610 world hasn't seen in generations, then write a new book 0:17:01.670 --> 0:17:05.470 and demand Christianity adopt it. How can the Bible possibly 0:17:05.510 --> 0:17:07.689 be complete if there's no mention of Trump? Or the 0:17:07.810 --> 0:17:11.710 evils of Fauci and the nefarious COVID plot. If we're 0:17:11.750 --> 0:17:15.020 being asked to take any of this religious pomposity seriously, 0:17:15.280 --> 0:17:17.660 then these guys need to write a new New Testament. 0:17:17.900 --> 0:17:19.679 And it's time for them to get real about who 0:17:19.720 --> 0:17:21.970 they really are and what they're doing. They're trying to 0:17:22.010 --> 0:17:24.389 take over a religion, so fucking do it already. 0:17:24.410 --> 0:17:24.480 Yep. 0:17:25.290 --> 0:17:25.919 Yeah, I mean, I. 0:17:27.800 --> 0:17:31.380 I strongly resent the idea of somebody calling the culture 0:17:31.400 --> 0:17:37.050 dumb inside that Cadbury cream egg of bullshit that he 0:17:37.070 --> 0:17:40.429 just spun around it. You can't call Alex Jones a 0:17:40.530 --> 0:17:42.530 fucking prophet and then be like, and. 0:17:42.490 --> 0:17:46.130 This culture is so dumb. You're a God given talent, 0:17:46.170 --> 0:17:48.190 my friend. Like, what are you talking about? 0:17:48.350 --> 0:17:48.609 Yeah. 0:17:48.670 --> 0:17:49.570 Fucking insane. 0:17:49.690 --> 0:17:54.900 It feels bad. I think for both of them. I 0:17:55.240 --> 0:17:57.740 think that they both don't respect each other. Right. In 0:17:57.760 --> 0:17:58.420 any way. 0:17:58.540 --> 0:18:02.290 Yeah. This is an offensive opening. 0:18:03.130 --> 0:18:07.230 I mean, Alex would never know this, but this is 0:18:07.270 --> 0:18:08.850 a British person making fun of you, right? 0:18:08.869 --> 0:18:09.540 Mm-hmm. 0:18:10.040 --> 0:18:12.379 Maybe. I mean, we'll see as it goes along if 0:18:12.400 --> 0:18:18.600 you get any other clues of that sort of gentlemanly.... 0:18:18.380 --> 0:18:19.659 I get the sense that we're going to hear a 0:18:19.700 --> 0:18:23.220 lot of three examples of things over. 0:18:23.060 --> 0:18:26.780 And over and over again today. Maybe. So, Katy Perry 0:18:27.080 --> 0:18:31.420 used to marry... Yes! They used to be married. Her 0:18:31.460 --> 0:18:33.600 and Russell Brand. Katy Perry once was married. 0:18:33.940 --> 0:18:36.639 I was like, when are we going to close this? 0:18:36.880 --> 0:18:40.990 And Alex knew her dad. And he was like a 0:18:41.070 --> 0:18:44.230 big Christian guy and she was in Christian music originally. 0:18:44.270 --> 0:18:44.470 Right. 0:18:44.850 --> 0:18:48.590 Makes sense. And so apparently this, this guy, he once 0:18:48.710 --> 0:18:52.129 told Alex that Katy Perry was going towards the devil. 0:18:52.859 --> 0:18:55.600 I've followed you very closely and have loved your work, 0:18:56.080 --> 0:18:58.260 but some people say, Oh, he just now had this 0:18:58.300 --> 0:19:01.000 conversion Christianity a few years ago. And I happen to 0:19:01.440 --> 0:19:03.530 be at the same Island years later in Florida and, 0:19:04.000 --> 0:19:07.399 Boca Grande, where it actually happened. I talked magically to 0:19:07.420 --> 0:19:09.459 the old man and the locals that saw what happened. 0:19:09.480 --> 0:19:11.400 I don't know if you even know, I know this story, 0:19:12.020 --> 0:19:14.960 but you kind of had a Saul on the road 0:19:14.980 --> 0:19:17.240 to Damascus moment, but you were already seeking. But I 0:19:17.280 --> 0:19:19.980 remember 12, 14 years ago, whenever it was, you were leaving, 0:19:20.040 --> 0:19:20.980 you know, Katy Perry. 0:19:21.520 --> 0:19:22.840 Keep talking about Katy Perry. 0:19:22.880 --> 0:19:24.060 No, the reason I raise it is. 0:19:24.100 --> 0:19:26.399 Because of Justin Trudeau. Is that why you're bringing it up? 0:19:26.400 --> 0:19:28.040 No, no, the reason I... Who cares about it? I agree. 0:19:28.480 --> 0:19:32.429 But I remember... Her dad on saying, no, no, they 0:19:32.450 --> 0:19:36.129 were listening to your show. Russell was waking up. She wasn't. 0:19:36.340 --> 0:19:38.640 He was saying you were being good. She was with 0:19:38.660 --> 0:19:39.100 the devil. 0:19:39.320 --> 0:19:41.700 Yeah, man. That sounds like something a dad would do. 0:19:42.040 --> 0:19:43.640 Yeah, that makes sense. 0:19:43.780 --> 0:19:46.280 So if you're Russell Brad, just imagine this for a second. 0:19:46.500 --> 0:19:48.540 You used to be married to this woman. That was 0:19:48.580 --> 0:19:49.560 your father in law. 0:19:49.600 --> 0:19:49.699 Yep. 0:19:50.060 --> 0:19:51.620 You probably know the guy pretty well. 0:19:51.680 --> 0:19:52.080 You would hope. 0:19:52.280 --> 0:19:55.220 Yeah. And here's Alex being like, yeah, he was telling 0:19:55.260 --> 0:19:58.280 me back then that his daughter was of the devil. 0:19:58.940 --> 0:20:00.400 You have to think this guy's a fucking idiot. 0:20:00.550 --> 0:20:03.130 I mean... Or at the very least, that's a rude 0:20:03.170 --> 0:20:03.810 thing to say to me. 0:20:03.910 --> 0:20:05.470 Quite rude. Quite rude. 0:20:07.470 --> 0:20:10.510 At the very least, you're a very rude person, Alex. 0:20:10.670 --> 0:20:15.669 Unless it's like public knowledge that like Russell hates Katy 0:20:15.690 --> 0:20:16.389 Perry's dad. 0:20:16.510 --> 0:20:16.730 Right. 0:20:16.830 --> 0:20:19.430 And then maybe it's not as rude. It's still a 0:20:19.470 --> 0:20:19.960 little rude. 0:20:20.200 --> 0:20:22.639 It's such a weird story to make up. 0:20:23.220 --> 0:20:23.460 Right. 0:20:24.460 --> 0:20:27.540 So that would take me back right out the gate 0:20:27.600 --> 0:20:29.500 of just being like, I have no idea what you're 0:20:29.520 --> 0:20:30.020 talking about. 0:20:30.850 --> 0:20:32.449 Katy Perry went to the devil? 0:20:32.950 --> 0:20:35.870 And that's just after Alex saying, like, I magically talked 0:20:35.890 --> 0:20:37.840 to the old man who was there when you came 0:20:37.880 --> 0:20:38.379 to Christ. 0:20:38.400 --> 0:20:38.980 Yeah, that was weird. 0:20:39.000 --> 0:20:40.300 Like, what the fuck are you talking about? 0:20:40.359 --> 0:20:43.840 We've got a lot of magic already in the episode. Yeah. 0:20:43.880 --> 0:20:45.940 We're starting off real magical. 0:20:46.040 --> 0:20:48.420 And Alex is also trying to be like, I know 0:20:48.460 --> 0:20:52.380 a lot. Like, I know the old man from the lake. 0:20:52.720 --> 0:20:54.149 I know Katy Perry's dad. 0:20:54.430 --> 0:20:57.310 Listen, I was there whenever you talked to Bagger Vance. 0:20:57.390 --> 0:20:59.590 I know what's up. You're getting visited. 0:20:59.710 --> 0:20:59.990 Yeah. 0:21:00.030 --> 0:21:00.250 Yeah. 0:21:00.670 --> 0:21:03.129 So if I had to give like a sort of 0:21:03.230 --> 0:21:06.430 thesis for what I think these people want, it's not 0:21:06.470 --> 0:21:08.989 to be held responsible for things. Sure. And they want 0:21:09.030 --> 0:21:09.570 a theocracy. 0:21:09.590 --> 0:21:10.090 That sounds right. 0:21:10.390 --> 0:21:12.590 Well, if you think about it, Church of England, it's 0:21:12.609 --> 0:21:16.240 like it suggests that it's somehow inferior to England in 0:21:16.260 --> 0:21:17.000 the running order. 0:21:17.300 --> 0:21:18.479 Church of England. 0:21:18.520 --> 0:21:19.420 It's beneath England. 0:21:19.680 --> 0:21:22.340 And I think probably I really would love to know 0:21:22.400 --> 0:21:25.439 your thoughts on this, Alex. I feel that this revival 0:21:25.480 --> 0:21:28.949 that we're participating in that's unfolding before us might be 0:21:28.990 --> 0:21:33.170 a reinstating of Christ to his right position on the throne. 0:21:33.580 --> 0:21:37.220 That nation, while nation is important, is nation under God, 0:21:37.500 --> 0:21:38.460 not nation. 0:21:38.140 --> 0:21:40.580 That deploys and utilizes God for its own needs. 0:21:40.600 --> 0:21:41.780 Well, I totally agree, and I want to get to that. 0:21:41.800 --> 0:21:44.100 I want to talk about you. All right. Because, because. 0:21:44.119 --> 0:21:44.600 Thank God. 0:21:44.640 --> 0:21:46.460 How long is it going to be before we get 0:21:46.530 --> 0:21:47.470 to talk about me, Alec? 0:21:47.790 --> 0:21:50.010 So I get that Russell is a silly goose and 0:21:50.070 --> 0:21:53.090 Alex is a fun idiot, but these ideas aren't interesting, new, 0:21:53.210 --> 0:21:55.310 or fun. They just want a theocracy. 0:21:55.369 --> 0:21:55.570 Yeah. 0:21:55.940 --> 0:21:58.409 There are two versions of placing God on the throne 0:21:58.470 --> 0:22:01.310 that you can advocate for. One is fine, and the 0:22:01.369 --> 0:22:03.690 other is theocracy. And it feels like Russell's the type 0:22:03.730 --> 0:22:05.870 of fella who likes to advocate for one while pretending 0:22:05.930 --> 0:22:08.590 he's interested in the other. Like, if you, in your 0:22:08.650 --> 0:22:12.930 personal life... view God as a higher authority than the state. Sure. 0:22:12.990 --> 0:22:13.590 Good for you. 0:22:13.710 --> 0:22:13.890 Yeah. 0:22:14.030 --> 0:22:16.520 This will become a problem if you bomb an abortion clinic. 0:22:16.580 --> 0:22:19.080 It will be. But up until the points where you 0:22:19.119 --> 0:22:19.780 break the law. 0:22:19.960 --> 0:22:20.180 Right. 0:22:20.540 --> 0:22:21.060 We don't care. 0:22:21.240 --> 0:22:23.180 As long as you leave everybody alone, you can believe 0:22:23.200 --> 0:22:24.300 whatever fucking shit you want. 0:22:24.440 --> 0:22:27.960 Our culture is basically designed around accommodating that. 0:22:28.000 --> 0:22:28.140 Yeah. 0:22:28.320 --> 0:22:28.740 Yeah. 0:22:28.920 --> 0:22:29.200 Sure. 0:22:29.400 --> 0:22:29.660 Great. 0:22:29.859 --> 0:22:30.090 Yeah. 0:22:30.220 --> 0:22:31.010 There are demons. 0:22:31.220 --> 0:22:31.550 Great. 0:22:31.570 --> 0:22:32.270 That's fine. 0:22:32.310 --> 0:22:32.690 Go to work. 0:22:32.790 --> 0:22:35.310 If you want God to be on a throne and, uh, 0:22:35.369 --> 0:22:38.229 that I have to answer to, this is where we're 0:22:38.250 --> 0:22:39.290 going to run into some issues. 0:22:39.690 --> 0:22:40.430 Right, right, right. 0:22:40.710 --> 0:22:42.760 Who gave you the, who gave you that power? 0:22:43.220 --> 0:22:46.580 God did. Not to me. We didn't talk. He didn't 0:22:46.619 --> 0:22:47.660 tell me any of this shit. 0:22:47.859 --> 0:22:49.940 My friend, this is going to get circular. This is 0:22:50.000 --> 0:22:51.980 not going to be good for me, is it? No. 0:22:52.040 --> 0:22:53.750 You got a lot of people and a lot more guns. 0:22:53.910 --> 0:22:54.290 Yeah. 0:22:54.310 --> 0:22:54.510 Hmm. 0:22:55.340 --> 0:22:57.219 So Russell, I don't know if you know this, is 0:22:57.609 --> 0:23:01.030 facing charges of rape and sexual assault. Unsurprising. 0:23:01.050 --> 0:23:03.629 From which decade over the past four that I have 0:23:03.650 --> 0:23:04.470 been aware of him? 0:23:04.690 --> 0:23:07.510 Maybe a few. I'm not sure on all the dates 0:23:07.590 --> 0:23:11.050 of everything. But yeah, he's facing a trial. 0:23:11.090 --> 0:23:11.610 Yeah, good. 0:23:11.890 --> 0:23:16.510 And that makes it a little uncomfortable when Alex starts 0:23:16.550 --> 0:23:19.080 talking quite a bit about what a womanizer he was 0:23:19.500 --> 0:23:22.800 and how women would throw panties at him and calls 0:23:22.840 --> 0:23:24.020 him a lady slayer. 0:23:25.140 --> 0:23:27.419 No, no, but your story is important because I can 0:23:27.440 --> 0:23:29.359 look in your eyes and I have the Holy Spirit 0:23:29.420 --> 0:23:31.929 sermon and I see your works bring people to Christ. 0:23:32.410 --> 0:23:34.810 A lot of people say, oh, this guy was, you know, 0:23:35.090 --> 0:23:37.570 and by the way, I'm not as big a, you know, 0:23:37.910 --> 0:23:39.649 lady slayer as this guy, but I was no slouch. 0:23:40.869 --> 0:23:42.610 the point is the whole bible and history. 0:23:42.390 --> 0:23:44.740 Don't call it a lady slayer when i've got to 0:23:44.760 --> 0:23:48.000 face a rape trial you know what i mean hilarious 0:23:48.480 --> 0:23:54.440 no slayings no one ish seduction charm eloquence all. 0:23:54.340 --> 0:23:55.560 Things are love alex. 0:23:55.700 --> 0:23:58.810 Man they're turning frogs gay i was on the way 0:23:58.869 --> 0:24:01.570 here earlier a frog it touched me on the ass 0:24:02.290 --> 0:24:05.390 now it was consensual no i'm not saying it's not consensual. 0:24:05.250 --> 0:24:07.570 I'm not having That feels like panic. 0:24:07.970 --> 0:24:09.470 Yeah, what are we doing with that one, buddy? 0:24:09.670 --> 0:24:12.010 So you get a pretty clear sense that Russell doesn't 0:24:12.050 --> 0:24:14.669 take the allegations against him very seriously and doesn't have 0:24:14.710 --> 0:24:17.760 much respect for the conversation around it. This checks out, 0:24:17.859 --> 0:24:19.800 given that earlier this year he showed up to plead 0:24:19.859 --> 0:24:22.160 not guilty to the charges wearing a coat and vest 0:24:22.220 --> 0:24:23.300 with no undershirt. 0:24:23.380 --> 0:24:23.720 Cool. 0:24:24.300 --> 0:24:27.220 It's an interesting situation that he's gotten himself into, where 0:24:27.290 --> 0:24:29.609 he needs to pretend to be this vessel of light 0:24:29.690 --> 0:24:33.070 and subscribe to this transcendent Christianity- but he also can't 0:24:33.109 --> 0:24:36.010 give an inch of compassion or decency on this front 0:24:36.250 --> 0:24:38.969 without the audience he's pandered to thinking he's a wuss. 0:24:39.990 --> 0:24:42.420 Of all of the side characters that come up around Alex, 0:24:42.800 --> 0:24:45.080 Russell's the one that feels least in control of his 0:24:45.160 --> 0:24:49.170 own brand. Underneath the fast talking and bullshit new agey speak, 0:24:49.310 --> 0:24:51.270 it feels like he knows that he's only one or 0:24:51.310 --> 0:24:54.710 two wrong moves away from alienating the last audience that 0:24:54.760 --> 0:24:56.479 he's ever going to be able to attract. 0:24:56.540 --> 0:24:56.780 Yeah. 0:24:57.240 --> 0:24:59.540 He feels like a guy who's desperately trying to convince 0:24:59.580 --> 0:25:01.560 himself this isn't the bottom of the barrel. 0:25:01.600 --> 0:25:01.800 Yeah. 0:25:01.880 --> 0:25:04.939 While sitting... Like deep in an empty barrel with Alex. 0:25:05.010 --> 0:25:06.869 This is the bottom of the barrel. 0:25:07.050 --> 0:25:11.149 Doing a bad Alex impression with no joke to it. 0:25:12.350 --> 0:25:13.990 I mean, that was, that was genuine. 0:25:14.030 --> 0:25:15.490 Let's not talk about my rape trial. 0:25:15.510 --> 0:25:18.270 Yeah, you were supposed to be a comic at one point, right? 0:25:18.290 --> 0:25:20.450 You should at least have some chops. And instead, this 0:25:20.530 --> 0:25:23.550 is just panic screaming because, hey, don't talk about how 0:25:23.570 --> 0:25:24.570 I fucking am a rapist. 0:25:24.590 --> 0:25:25.840 Don't call me a lady slayer. 0:25:25.890 --> 0:25:27.230 Don't call me a rapist. 0:25:28.880 --> 0:25:33.920 So they jump off this subject, naturally, and get onto 0:25:34.000 --> 0:25:37.580 the story of the old man who Alex magically talked to. 0:25:37.600 --> 0:25:41.540 I would like this story. I would like this old 0:25:41.580 --> 0:25:42.159 man story. 0:25:42.180 --> 0:25:43.590 Unfortunately, it might not be true. 0:25:44.180 --> 0:25:45.810 And then I'm going out to Tucker's show like eight 0:25:45.850 --> 0:25:49.090 months ago in Boca Grande, and I get dropped off 0:25:49.109 --> 0:25:50.310 by the driver. He says to pick me up at 0:25:50.330 --> 0:25:53.790 the airport 50 miles away. And I just walk in 0:25:53.810 --> 0:25:56.470 where I'm at this little hotel. And this old man 0:25:56.530 --> 0:25:59.460 comes up and he says, you know, Russell Brand, he goes, oh, Alex, 0:25:59.520 --> 0:26:01.179 I love you, blah, blah, I'm a Catholic, blah, blah, 0:26:01.220 --> 0:26:04.399 let me give you a rosary thing and all this. 0:26:04.420 --> 0:26:05.940 He goes, you know, I was here a few years 0:26:05.960 --> 0:26:08.649 ago when he had his conversion and he was not 0:26:08.670 --> 0:26:10.710 having a breakdown, like a spiritual experience out on the 0:26:10.770 --> 0:26:13.890 water in his clothes. And I just felt led by 0:26:13.950 --> 0:26:15.890 God to go to him and talk to him about 0:26:15.950 --> 0:26:19.490 Christ and God. And then he accepted Christ right there. 0:26:19.510 --> 0:26:21.050 I don't think the old man was lying. I don't 0:26:21.070 --> 0:26:22.830 think anybody knows the story. Maybe it was made up. 0:26:23.410 --> 0:26:25.450 But then I talked to locals and I talked to 0:26:25.490 --> 0:26:27.310 Tucker and he'd heard about it from them that actually happened. 0:26:27.670 --> 0:26:28.770 So was that a true story? 0:26:29.430 --> 0:26:31.680 I don't remember being in the water in my clothes, 0:26:31.720 --> 0:26:33.120 but it's the sort of thing I might have done. 0:26:33.600 --> 0:26:33.919 Okay. 0:26:34.359 --> 0:26:38.270 So, in religious circles, what Alex is doing is super rude. 0:26:38.330 --> 0:26:38.470 Yeah. 0:26:38.810 --> 0:26:42.149 Your conversion to Christ is your story. It's your testimony 0:26:42.170 --> 0:26:44.139 of how the Lord moved in you, and it is 0:26:44.300 --> 0:26:45.280 deeply personal. 0:26:45.300 --> 0:26:45.419 Mm-hmm. 0:26:46.020 --> 0:26:49.119 It's something that's happening inside you. So for Alex to 0:26:49.160 --> 0:26:51.939 tell this story without Russell's consent, not knowing if it's 0:26:51.980 --> 0:26:55.790 even true, is really offensive. Alex is creating this very 0:26:55.850 --> 0:26:58.449 standard seeing the light type of scene for Russell to 0:26:58.490 --> 0:27:01.230 sign off on. And by doing so, he's putting Russell 0:27:01.270 --> 0:27:03.760 in the position of having to adopt this as the 0:27:03.820 --> 0:27:06.460 moment that he found God. or to say that this 0:27:06.520 --> 0:27:08.540 guy Alex was talking to was full of shit. 0:27:08.580 --> 0:27:09.639 Yep, not a good position. 0:27:09.880 --> 0:27:12.420 If he chooses the first one, then Alex is now 0:27:12.520 --> 0:27:16.189 dictating his relationship with God. If he chooses the second, 0:27:16.290 --> 0:27:18.989 it seriously calls into question how easily Alex will just 0:27:19.109 --> 0:27:23.590 believe random gossip. There's no good response for Russell to 0:27:23.630 --> 0:27:25.810 what Alex is doing, but the choice he makes is 0:27:25.950 --> 0:27:29.460 actually a third, worse path. The moment you accept Christ 0:27:29.520 --> 0:27:31.380 into your heart is supposed to be the most important 0:27:31.420 --> 0:27:33.669 moment of your life, So the way that Russell says, well, 0:27:33.710 --> 0:27:36.050 it sounds like something I might do is kind of 0:27:36.130 --> 0:27:37.410 trivializing the divine. 0:27:37.630 --> 0:27:38.540 I mean, let's be honest. 0:27:38.600 --> 0:27:40.600 I've accepted Christ into my heart pretty much at the 0:27:40.640 --> 0:27:42.000 beginning of every rape trial. 0:27:42.080 --> 0:27:44.760 So I don't know if you know me. I'm a 0:27:44.820 --> 0:27:45.520 lady slayer. 0:27:45.960 --> 0:27:47.630 I'm a little crazy. I might have been out there 0:27:47.650 --> 0:27:49.129 in the water talking to this old man for a 0:27:49.150 --> 0:27:51.750 couple hours and finding God. You know, it happens all 0:27:51.790 --> 0:27:52.050 the time. 0:27:52.130 --> 0:27:55.169 It's just one of the easiest things to do in 0:27:55.230 --> 0:27:57.850 terms of like the sleight of hand of being like, yeah, 0:27:57.890 --> 0:28:00.209 an old man told me the story. You tell me 0:28:00.250 --> 0:28:02.280 the story. And then you just confirm that the old 0:28:02.300 --> 0:28:02.840 man said that. 0:28:03.190 --> 0:28:03.380 Right. 0:28:03.410 --> 0:28:05.300 That's just the quick sleight of hand. I know I 0:28:05.340 --> 0:28:07.700 saw it coming. You tell the story because it's your 0:28:07.760 --> 0:28:10.400 personal story. And then we can all share in this. 0:28:10.660 --> 0:28:12.460 But also, I'm a genius. I knew it in advance. 0:28:12.640 --> 0:28:16.240 Yeah, if Alex had just let Russell tell his story, 0:28:16.320 --> 0:28:21.900 he could add details and association himself instead of what 0:28:21.980 --> 0:28:25.580 is very uncomfortable and not a cool thing to do 0:28:25.600 --> 0:28:26.060 to somebody. 0:28:26.260 --> 0:28:28.640 I met a stranger, and they told me they helped 0:28:28.660 --> 0:28:30.929 you find God. That sounded true to me, so I 0:28:30.970 --> 0:28:32.730 believed it. I met this old man who saved your soul. 0:28:33.170 --> 0:28:35.650 Now you're here, and I'm telling it to you. 0:28:35.970 --> 0:28:41.270 Weird. Wild. So, Alex, he's stuck on this old man. 0:28:41.290 --> 0:28:44.600 Because, of course, he's got to fixate on the worst. 0:28:44.740 --> 0:28:47.040 Russell's like, shut up about the old man. 0:28:47.060 --> 0:28:50.100 So did you have your main conversion on Boca Grande? 0:28:50.700 --> 0:28:53.240 What happened was is, look, I can understand why people 0:28:53.260 --> 0:28:55.640 would be cynical about anything. Look at the world that 0:28:55.700 --> 0:28:59.200 we occupy. What information can you trust? 0:28:59.400 --> 0:29:01.000 The old man said you were, he started talking to 0:29:01.020 --> 0:29:01.880 me for hours. The old man. 0:29:01.900 --> 0:29:03.070 I'm sorry about the old man. 0:29:04.320 --> 0:29:06.730 Like this old man, I don't know about this old man, 0:29:06.750 --> 0:29:09.370 but what I can tell you is coming to Christ 0:29:09.390 --> 0:29:13.000 for me was like the inevitable discovery of someone that 0:29:13.040 --> 0:29:16.380 has always been there, always been there, present. 0:29:16.920 --> 0:29:19.219 And initially, Alex, the reason, as I said, that was. 0:29:19.240 --> 0:29:20.160 By discovering yourself. 0:29:20.620 --> 0:29:23.540 Yeah, because it's the deep truth within you. Like, all 0:29:23.560 --> 0:29:25.360 of us are familiar with a second voice in our 0:29:25.380 --> 0:29:28.880 head that's sometimes self-condemnatory, that tells you you're not good enough, 0:29:28.900 --> 0:29:31.270 that you're worthless. Many of us are trapped in a 0:29:31.310 --> 0:29:34.130 constant inner dialogue with kind of aspects. 0:29:34.150 --> 0:29:35.450 That's why Satan's called the accuser. 0:29:35.550 --> 0:29:36.850 Well, I wonder if it's demonic. 0:29:36.930 --> 0:29:39.120 I do, The devil tells you you're not. No, it is. 0:29:39.130 --> 0:29:41.060 I hear you, man. 0:29:41.320 --> 0:29:42.160 I hear you, man. 0:29:42.280 --> 0:29:43.120 Hey, buddy. 0:29:43.600 --> 0:29:45.740 I want to say that it's normal to have varying 0:29:45.780 --> 0:29:49.080 degrees of internal dialogue in your head. It's not demons. 0:29:49.420 --> 0:29:53.300 It's thoughts. Sometimes these thoughts follow an intentional path, and 0:29:53.380 --> 0:29:56.260 sometimes you have stray thoughts, but neither is a demon. 0:29:57.090 --> 0:29:59.990 When we experience higher levels of stress or life setbacks, 0:30:00.110 --> 0:30:01.990 it can be easy to feel like you're having more 0:30:02.070 --> 0:30:04.650 thoughts that are negative and that you're not in control 0:30:04.690 --> 0:30:07.430 of them. It's hard, but therapy can really help on 0:30:07.470 --> 0:30:10.070 that front. We all learn lessons in life that we 0:30:10.090 --> 0:30:13.330 don't realize we're learning, and sometimes they're wrong. We learn 0:30:13.370 --> 0:30:16.510 the wrong lesson. Like, maybe we fail at something that 0:30:16.530 --> 0:30:18.860 we really wanted to succeed at, and that can teach 0:30:18.880 --> 0:30:21.590 you that you're not good enough. You take away a 0:30:21.630 --> 0:30:24.229 negative lesson from the experience and you tell yourself that 0:30:24.250 --> 0:30:26.630 you're just not the kind of person who succeeds. And 0:30:26.650 --> 0:30:29.530 then this gets repeated in your brain. If you just 0:30:29.570 --> 0:30:32.190 allow these thoughts and lessons that you learn to go 0:30:32.300 --> 0:30:34.640 unexamined in your head, then you can end up falling 0:30:34.680 --> 0:30:37.440 into patterns where every time you fail, you tell yourself, 0:30:37.620 --> 0:30:40.100 of course I failed. That's what I do. And every 0:30:40.140 --> 0:30:42.420 time you succeed, you tell yourself that you didn't deserve 0:30:42.460 --> 0:30:45.000 to and it must have been an accident. Getting out 0:30:45.020 --> 0:30:47.420 of these patterns is hard and the solution isn't magical, 0:30:47.460 --> 0:30:49.640 but you can challenge the thoughts you have if you 0:30:49.660 --> 0:30:53.200 can identify them. Then, when you identify them, you have 0:30:54.080 --> 0:30:56.390 to challenge them, and there's plenty of ways to do that. 0:30:57.050 --> 0:30:59.890 Critical analysis works by taking thoughts like I'm supposed to 0:30:59.950 --> 0:31:02.770 fail and asking why until you see that this belief 0:31:02.830 --> 0:31:05.930 is based on nothing. You could take a religious approach 0:31:05.990 --> 0:31:09.030 of confronting these things too, where you ask, why am 0:31:09.110 --> 0:31:11.390 I not just meant to fail? And the answer is 0:31:11.470 --> 0:31:13.530 because God loves you and he didn't make you just 0:31:13.570 --> 0:31:16.070 to fail. There you go. There isn't one right or 0:31:16.110 --> 0:31:18.260 wrong way to take care of yourself, but I do 0:31:18.300 --> 0:31:20.580 know that pretending that all this conflict in your head 0:31:20.630 --> 0:31:24.080 is the work of demons is lazy, counterproductive, and something 0:31:24.100 --> 0:31:25.900 that a fraud would want you to think. which is 0:31:25.920 --> 0:31:28.340 what these two assholes are. So fuck them. 0:31:28.940 --> 0:31:33.680 Yeah, I mean, it's just the simplest thing to steal 0:31:33.740 --> 0:31:39.130 from a person is their own thoughts. To take from them, yeah, 0:31:39.210 --> 0:31:42.860 I know whatever you think is you, That's not you. 0:31:43.180 --> 0:31:46.400 I am telling you that it's demons outside of you. 0:31:46.620 --> 0:31:50.880 So in this transaction of our conversation, the you you 0:31:50.940 --> 0:31:53.190 think you are does not exist at all. It's just 0:31:53.250 --> 0:31:55.469 me and the demons and you have to either do 0:31:55.490 --> 0:31:57.090 what I say or the demons. So you're going to 0:31:57.110 --> 0:31:59.350 do what I say, right? You're not going to think 0:31:59.410 --> 0:32:02.370 for a single second. Maybe I just think things. 0:32:03.230 --> 0:32:06.580 I really resent this. Like I think it's really on 0:32:07.120 --> 0:32:11.180 all the levels that like, these people are just assholes 0:32:11.240 --> 0:32:11.820 and they're bad. 0:32:11.880 --> 0:32:12.120 Yeah. 0:32:12.200 --> 0:32:15.720 Like, this kind of perpetuation of, like, the bad things 0:32:15.760 --> 0:32:16.720 about you are the devil. 0:32:16.800 --> 0:32:16.980 Yep. 0:32:17.280 --> 0:32:22.200 Like, that I really think robs people of the tools 0:32:22.500 --> 0:32:25.790 and the energy that they need to actually address issues 0:32:26.230 --> 0:32:28.990 that really suck and are hard. 0:32:29.250 --> 0:32:29.390 Yep. 0:32:29.590 --> 0:32:32.670 They're hard to deal with. They are the process of becoming. 0:32:32.910 --> 0:32:35.070 Yeah. And magic isn't going to work. 0:32:35.510 --> 0:32:37.350 No, it's just not. It's just not. 0:32:38.030 --> 0:32:40.920 So, Russell, I think that because he used to wear, like, 0:32:40.980 --> 0:32:43.740 leather coats and do heroin, I think he still thinks, like, 0:32:43.840 --> 0:32:48.780 he's edgy, and, like, he considers himself an apostate of 0:32:48.820 --> 0:32:49.500 the culture. 0:32:49.840 --> 0:32:51.000 Boo! 0:32:51.040 --> 0:32:54.010 When Christ appears on the plane of your consciousness, when 0:32:54.030 --> 0:32:57.450 the spirit moves over the water, when the prima materia 0:32:57.490 --> 0:33:00.830 of consciousness is infused with the divine, you discover that 0:33:00.870 --> 0:33:02.870 an aspect of yourself is Christ. 0:33:02.910 --> 0:33:04.750 Now, I don't mean that in a grandiose way. 0:33:05.030 --> 0:33:08.210 I'm not claiming any personal or particular access to Christ. 0:33:08.530 --> 0:33:11.050 I'm saying, in fact, that that was obscured from me. 0:33:11.150 --> 0:33:14.070 Most of my life, I was worshipping the culture. In fact, 0:33:14.630 --> 0:33:17.469 more interesting, perhaps, than my conversion to Christ is my 0:33:17.530 --> 0:33:19.210 apostasy against. 0:33:18.910 --> 0:33:21.150 The culture that I was a priest for previously. 0:33:21.490 --> 0:33:23.100 When you're in Hollywood and you're making a bunch of 0:33:23.150 --> 0:33:24.800 money and you're having a load of sex and everyone's 0:33:24.820 --> 0:33:27.800 telling you you're fantastic, you don't realise that you're an. 0:33:27.820 --> 0:33:29.560 Appointed voice of the system. 0:33:29.880 --> 0:33:32.340 It becomes very obvious with someone like Yuval Noah Harari, 0:33:32.560 --> 0:33:35.300 the writer of Sapiens, who probably is a legit guy, 0:33:35.320 --> 0:33:37.980 but there's a reason that his books are Barack Obama's 0:33:38.020 --> 0:33:40.800 favorite books, because those books are telling you you don't 0:33:40.860 --> 0:33:43.440 have a chance. You don't have a future. AI is 0:33:43.580 --> 0:33:44.000 already on. 0:33:44.000 --> 0:33:46.110 You don't have free will. Wow. 0:33:47.010 --> 0:33:48.350 Wait, so you think you have free will? 0:33:48.630 --> 0:33:49.190 Oh, my God. 0:33:49.630 --> 0:33:51.890 So you have to be a real serious dork to 0:33:51.930 --> 0:33:54.610 think that whining about Obama liking a book by Yuval 0:33:54.650 --> 0:33:58.030 Noah Harari somehow makes you punk rock or a cultural apostate. 0:33:58.940 --> 0:34:02.040 I feel kind of bad because Russell just wasn't that 0:34:02.140 --> 0:34:05.470 great except at one thing, and apparently there's a limited 0:34:05.510 --> 0:34:08.690 market for that thing. He popped like crazy in Forgetting 0:34:08.710 --> 0:34:12.450 Sarah Marshall because he seemed like a larger-than-life, druggie blowhard 0:34:12.710 --> 0:34:16.049 who was a perfect foil for Jason Segel's character. He 0:34:16.090 --> 0:34:19.650 was an awesome comedic punching bag because he's full of charisma, 0:34:19.710 --> 0:34:23.270 but you also kind of instinctually distrust him. This makes 0:34:23.310 --> 0:34:25.970 him a great side character, but he doesn't really have 0:34:26.010 --> 0:34:27.900 the juice to be a leading man in the movies. 0:34:28.239 --> 0:34:31.759 And unfortunately, his schtick as this bombastic weirdo kind of 0:34:31.780 --> 0:34:34.779 got old fast. Get Him to the Greek was only 0:34:34.900 --> 0:34:37.759 two years after Forgetting Sarah Marshall, and that speaks for 0:34:37.820 --> 0:34:40.950 how short the shelf life on this career was. He 0:34:40.989 --> 0:34:43.850 could have coasted into a very promising voiceover career, and 0:34:44.110 --> 0:34:47.430 he's been in the Despicable Me movies even after his 0:34:47.489 --> 0:34:48.610 stupid guru pivot. 0:34:48.630 --> 0:34:49.089 Sure, sure. 0:34:49.110 --> 0:34:52.109 So, like, he could have just done that. Yeah. But 0:34:52.260 --> 0:34:55.430 I think he thinks of himself higher than that. And 0:34:55.469 --> 0:34:58.530 my point generally here is that he's not an apostate 0:34:58.550 --> 0:35:01.500 of the culture. He was just a disposable and ultimately 0:35:01.600 --> 0:35:05.610 cheap piece of that culture in the late 2000s, early 2010s. 0:35:05.840 --> 0:35:07.939 And he seems unwilling to accept that he just didn't 0:35:08.000 --> 0:35:11.360 have a second gear acting wise. Like there wasn't anything 0:35:11.400 --> 0:35:14.480 to turn on. There was no like one hour photo 0:35:14.780 --> 0:35:17.670 or whatever role prestige role where you were going to 0:35:17.790 --> 0:35:20.370 turn it around and. be a different guy. You're you. 0:35:20.610 --> 0:35:24.950 No, he's, he doesn't have an actual substantive talent. He 0:35:25.010 --> 0:35:30.319 has a enough, uh, gristle for you to, to like 0:35:30.360 --> 0:35:32.560 be caught up in. And then he's gotta be gone. 0:35:32.840 --> 0:35:36.380 He's like, he's like the quintessential music man. You know, 0:35:36.440 --> 0:35:39.490 he shows up in the town and then he's gotta 0:35:39.510 --> 0:35:41.689 be gone because if he stays for two extra days, 0:35:41.730 --> 0:35:43.370 everybody's going to go, you're a piece of shit. 0:35:43.450 --> 0:35:47.850 Well, no. And, ah, he captures an energy that you 0:35:47.930 --> 0:35:49.050 really want to be ironic. 0:35:49.430 --> 0:35:49.589 Yeah. 0:35:49.630 --> 0:35:53.759 Like, you want this person to, like, actually be. 0:35:53.800 --> 0:35:54.859 You know what you're doing, right? 0:35:55.000 --> 0:35:57.459 You want them to, when they go about their daily life, 0:35:57.500 --> 0:35:59.740 to just be kind of like, oh, you don't actually 0:35:59.780 --> 0:36:00.460 think you're Jesus. 0:36:00.540 --> 0:36:00.700 Yeah. 0:36:00.950 --> 0:36:02.010 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 0:36:02.390 --> 0:36:05.690 But the character isn't satire. Like, the characters that he 0:36:05.750 --> 0:36:09.690 played weren't. They're kind of too close to his assholishness. 0:36:09.850 --> 0:36:14.580 I resent... You know, like... Culture changes. That's fine. It happens. 0:36:14.780 --> 0:36:17.960 That's cool. And I'm fine with, like, the things that 0:36:18.040 --> 0:36:20.570 I thought were cool no longer being cool. That's totally fine. 0:36:20.620 --> 0:36:20.969 Definitely. 0:36:21.010 --> 0:36:22.450 I'm fine with all of that stuff. 0:36:22.530 --> 0:36:23.029 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 0:36:23.239 --> 0:36:27.109 Totally fine. I'm not fine with this transaction being no 0:36:27.150 --> 0:36:28.109 longer the same, all right? 0:36:28.450 --> 0:36:31.230 You can either be cool or you can have become 0:36:31.290 --> 0:36:32.210 a born-again Christian. 0:36:32.410 --> 0:36:35.569 You cannot do both. There is no doing both. Those 0:36:35.630 --> 0:36:36.170 are the rules. 0:36:36.410 --> 0:36:36.710 Yeah. 0:36:36.830 --> 0:36:39.830 Right? Well, no. I agree with you, but if you 0:36:39.989 --> 0:36:42.750 are this person who is the born-again Christian, you also 0:36:42.930 --> 0:36:45.360 think you're cool. I remember those guys. 0:36:45.380 --> 0:36:46.160 Sure, sure, sure, sure. 0:36:46.180 --> 0:36:47.140 Like your youth group and shit. 0:36:47.180 --> 0:36:47.779 Absolutely. 0:36:47.800 --> 0:36:50.060 You're not cool, but you think you are, and maybe 0:36:50.100 --> 0:36:51.060 you are to 12-year-olds. 0:36:51.100 --> 0:36:54.819 Right, right, right, which is why you hang out with them. Right. 0:36:55.760 --> 0:36:58.439 I don't know. I don't know. I find it sad. 0:36:58.840 --> 0:37:01.960 You know, sometimes I just wish people would be forced 0:37:02.020 --> 0:37:05.200 to diagram their own sentences in the middle of talking. 0:37:05.340 --> 0:37:07.650 Like there should be a like we should have a 0:37:07.710 --> 0:37:08.590 challenge system. 0:37:08.770 --> 0:37:08.989 Right. 0:37:09.310 --> 0:37:13.210 Where, you know, like in in tennis before everything was automated, 0:37:13.250 --> 0:37:15.250 you could be like, I think that ball was out. 0:37:15.370 --> 0:37:16.570 My eyes are better than yours. 0:37:16.610 --> 0:37:16.820 Right. 0:37:17.090 --> 0:37:19.220 And then you'd challenge it and then you'd win or lose. 0:37:19.280 --> 0:37:19.420 Right. 0:37:19.860 --> 0:37:22.600 I want to be able to interject, be like, challenge, 0:37:22.760 --> 0:37:25.060 and force him to write out one of his fucking 0:37:25.100 --> 0:37:27.379 sentences and not shit his pants, because this is awful. 0:37:27.400 --> 0:37:30.490 You would lose track of what the fucking point is. 0:37:30.530 --> 0:37:31.989 What are you talking about? 0:37:32.110 --> 0:37:35.210 Where is this dangling clause? What does this mean? 0:37:35.230 --> 0:37:38.210 It is so much that if you just keep having 0:37:38.230 --> 0:37:42.109 that rhythm propelling you, people won't stop and go, fuck you. 0:37:42.170 --> 0:37:45.430 Yeah, he's a champion of momentum. That is for damn sure. 0:37:45.450 --> 0:37:45.950 The worst. 0:37:46.450 --> 0:37:48.759 So Alex is the, like, he's one of the only 0:37:48.980 --> 0:37:53.730 free types of news, man. Sure. Everyone else is controlled, man. Sure. 0:37:54.270 --> 0:37:56.290 What's funny about you as well, and I think what's difficult, 0:37:56.330 --> 0:37:59.430 is the media, the world of information is different now. 0:37:59.750 --> 0:38:02.299 You know, the people that used to do your job, newscasters, 0:38:02.340 --> 0:38:06.020 we now know probably Walter Cronkite was corrupted. All those voices, 0:38:06.340 --> 0:38:08.960 all those names that you associate with truth and freedom, 0:38:09.219 --> 0:38:11.739 they were probably one way or another paid up, paid for. 0:38:11.840 --> 0:38:12.910 Stooges of a system. 0:38:13.200 --> 0:38:15.630 But in a moment when we see you, beloved Alex Jones, 0:38:15.710 --> 0:38:17.250 put your methylene blue. 0:38:17.110 --> 0:38:18.270 Thumb to your lips. 0:38:18.590 --> 0:38:21.650 to blow an imaginary trumpet, we realize the world is 0:38:21.690 --> 0:38:22.390 a different place. 0:38:22.670 --> 0:38:25.750 The fact is, is that they can't control information anymore. 0:38:25.950 --> 0:38:26.870 You were one of the first people. 0:38:26.890 --> 0:38:28.430 The filters are gone. Yeah. 0:38:28.890 --> 0:38:31.770 It's remarkable that Russell can't even give Alex a compliment 0:38:31.810 --> 0:38:35.070 about how he's an independent, real truth journalist without getting 0:38:35.130 --> 0:38:37.819 in a joke about his thumb being stained blue from 0:38:37.910 --> 0:38:42.000 one of his stupid supplements. In literature, this is irony. 0:38:42.200 --> 0:38:44.300 This is like legit irony. 0:38:44.340 --> 0:38:44.520 Yep. 0:38:45.440 --> 0:38:48.140 What Russell is saying is that influence is cheap now. 0:38:48.760 --> 0:38:51.060 Maybe the newscasters in the old days were being controlled 0:38:51.080 --> 0:38:53.620 by the CIA and they were totally corrupt, but they 0:38:53.660 --> 0:38:56.380 were unaccessible. You weren't going to be able to bribe 0:38:56.420 --> 0:38:58.930 them because they've already been bribed. But now there's an 0:38:59.010 --> 0:39:03.090 entire landscape of dipshit attention economy performers who need sponsors 0:39:03.170 --> 0:39:06.410 so badly that they'll stain their skin to sell you 0:39:06.550 --> 0:39:10.310 their worthless supplements. Russell is pretending like we've gone from 0:39:10.350 --> 0:39:12.280 a place where the media was corrupt to a place 0:39:12.300 --> 0:39:14.680 where the media is legitimate. But he's actually saying that 0:39:14.719 --> 0:39:17.799 it's just become expected that media entities would be corrupt now. 0:39:18.280 --> 0:39:22.239 And there's no difference. Yeah. Consider that methylene blue is 0:39:22.300 --> 0:39:25.110 something that isn't proven to do anything. But Alex started 0:39:25.150 --> 0:39:28.569 selling because other people in his media bubble started speculating 0:39:28.870 --> 0:39:32.080 about something that RFK. was seen drinking. He had a 0:39:32.120 --> 0:39:35.010 mysterious blue drink, and everyone wanted to know what it was. 0:39:35.739 --> 0:39:37.920 It turned out it was this supplement, so then everyone 0:39:37.940 --> 0:39:40.700 in the right-wing space started selling it, insisting that theirs 0:39:40.760 --> 0:39:43.460 was the best. It was the stuff that RFK drinks. 0:39:43.900 --> 0:39:44.320 Wow. 0:39:44.640 --> 0:39:48.650 That's literally and metaphorically what's staining Alex's thumb. 0:39:48.690 --> 0:39:48.870 Yeah. 0:39:49.330 --> 0:39:52.670 And I honestly, I don't think that Russell means this 0:39:52.730 --> 0:39:54.450 to be as indicting as it is. 0:39:54.530 --> 0:39:54.790 Right. 0:39:54.850 --> 0:39:56.070 But it's fucking damning. 0:39:56.410 --> 0:39:56.690 Right. 0:39:56.810 --> 0:39:59.839 I mean, it is more than a little Lady Macbeth. 0:40:01.180 --> 0:40:03.640 it's more than you'll never be able to scrub that 0:40:03.680 --> 0:40:05.819 blue off your thumb my man that blue is going 0:40:05.860 --> 0:40:06.580 to stay there. 0:40:06.460 --> 0:40:10.160 Forever your little pretend trumpet it is stained yeah and 0:40:10.180 --> 0:40:13.350 I wonder if like you just like it sounds more 0:40:13.410 --> 0:40:14.450 profound because he's. 0:40:14.350 --> 0:40:19.810 British absolutely absolutely This is 100%. All of these things 0:40:19.830 --> 0:40:23.100 that he is saying to Alex's face are only facilitated 0:40:23.140 --> 0:40:25.520 by the fact that Alex understands one out of every 0:40:25.520 --> 0:40:28.660 10 words that he is saying. Like he's, he's no 0:40:28.760 --> 0:40:31.339 idea what is really being said to him at all. 0:40:31.550 --> 0:40:32.200 Probably not. 0:40:32.239 --> 0:40:32.509 Yeah. 0:40:32.570 --> 0:40:33.310 Probably not most of it. 0:40:33.530 --> 0:40:33.690 No. 0:40:34.110 --> 0:40:35.930 I don't think, I mean, half the time, I don't 0:40:35.969 --> 0:40:37.430 even know what he's trying to say. 0:40:37.450 --> 0:40:40.730 I would imagine that you and Russell share that. I don't, 0:40:40.750 --> 0:40:43.469 I think that there's a fair amount of speech that 0:40:43.510 --> 0:40:46.540 happens without his own, like it's involuntary. Right, right, right. 0:40:46.560 --> 0:40:47.980 There's a little bit of, yeah, there's a little bit 0:40:48.020 --> 0:40:52.480 of that like 70s bebop, like, all right, now I 0:40:52.520 --> 0:40:52.940 found the rhythm. 0:40:52.960 --> 0:40:54.299 I can keep talking again, you know? 0:40:54.420 --> 0:40:58.339 Yeah. Some pathways that were burned out by the drugs 0:40:58.450 --> 0:40:59.630 before he stopped taking them. 0:40:59.650 --> 0:41:00.629 Right, right, right, right. 0:41:01.410 --> 0:41:05.069 So, Russell, he got really famous. We all know that. 0:41:05.170 --> 0:41:07.729 We saw Forgetting Sarah Marshall. Absolutely. And then he fucked 0:41:07.770 --> 0:41:09.610 a lot, and he did a bunch of drugs and stuff. 0:41:09.630 --> 0:41:11.330 I think he did that before he got famous, too. 0:41:11.450 --> 0:41:13.790 True, when he was a stand-up. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But 0:41:13.830 --> 0:41:15.770 he wasn't satisfied. That'll happen. 0:41:15.930 --> 0:41:17.989 What our role is, as you've known a lot longer 0:41:18.010 --> 0:41:20.050 than I have done, is to be able to convert 0:41:20.090 --> 0:41:24.310 this esoteric spiritual information into a format that people can understand. 0:41:24.370 --> 0:41:25.670 People have been hurt by religion. 0:41:25.969 --> 0:41:28.489 People have been hurt by corruption in the church and 0:41:28.530 --> 0:41:32.730 within Christianity. People have been wounded and enslaved by a culture. 0:41:32.570 --> 0:41:35.160 That I celebrated and that I thought could. 0:41:35.100 --> 0:41:36.779 Improve and approve of me. 0:41:37.120 --> 0:41:39.800 I thought that if I became famous, I would mean something, 0:41:39.820 --> 0:41:42.500 that my life would be valuable. I did become famous. 0:41:42.640 --> 0:41:44.719 I got access to all of the things that I 0:41:44.760 --> 0:41:47.049 wanted when I was a little boy, a tubby little 0:41:47.110 --> 0:41:47.910 boy that didn't. 0:41:47.730 --> 0:41:48.549 Think he was good enough. 0:41:48.690 --> 0:41:52.330 I got access to money and fame and sex and 0:41:52.410 --> 0:41:55.470 drugs and all of those things. And initially, of course, 0:41:55.510 --> 0:41:59.010 it's stimulating, but it's hollow and it's empty. but the Lord, 0:41:59.050 --> 0:42:00.640 he will let you take those journeys. 0:42:00.660 --> 0:42:03.000 So how much more invigorated are you now with God 0:42:03.020 --> 0:42:05.560 and being, you know, with your wife and all that? 0:42:05.580 --> 0:42:07.779 I mean, I heard you talk about summit. I mean, 0:42:08.020 --> 0:42:09.660 is it not like infinity better? 0:42:10.040 --> 0:42:13.239 It's painful and peaceful. It's painful because the truth of 0:42:13.320 --> 0:42:16.160 it is painful. It's painful to know that the world 0:42:16.219 --> 0:42:17.719 is controlled by the evil one. 0:42:18.040 --> 0:42:19.089 It's painful to know that. 0:42:19.050 --> 0:42:22.330 Everything beautiful in your life is temporary and transient on 0:42:22.370 --> 0:42:25.730 this plane. All of those things are painful but beautiful. 0:42:25.750 --> 0:42:27.690 The big... The beginning of knowledge is sorrow. Guys, pull 0:42:27.710 --> 0:42:30.090 up that Bible verse. The beginning of knowledge is sorrow. 0:42:30.230 --> 0:42:31.049 What's that from, mate? 0:42:31.390 --> 0:42:33.350 I forget where it's at, but it's there. 0:42:33.390 --> 0:42:35.110 Is it going to be Lamentations? Is it going to 0:42:35.130 --> 0:42:37.089 be Solomon? Do you think it's going to be some 0:42:37.150 --> 0:42:37.790 Old Testament? 0:42:37.810 --> 0:42:39.230 It is Old Testament. 0:42:39.290 --> 0:42:41.110 Playing some good old Bible roulette. 0:42:41.180 --> 0:42:42.930 Where do you think that thing is from? 0:42:43.030 --> 0:42:43.320 Yeah. 0:42:43.440 --> 0:42:43.640 Great. 0:42:43.920 --> 0:42:46.400 So Russell is just saying that he was given everything 0:42:46.440 --> 0:42:48.940 he thought he wanted, and he couldn't control himself, and 0:42:48.960 --> 0:42:51.600 he found it all unsatisfying. From there, he's made the 0:42:51.640 --> 0:42:53.600 leap that Satan must be running the world and trying 0:42:53.620 --> 0:42:55.739 to stop him from bringing about the return of Christ. Sure. 0:42:56.270 --> 0:42:58.629 Russell is fucking lucky that he went to all those 0:42:58.730 --> 0:43:01.069 open mics and trained himself to talk really fast and 0:43:01.090 --> 0:43:04.399 make fun references in his extemporaneous speech. Because if he didn't, 0:43:04.540 --> 0:43:06.459 a lot more people would realize that he's an idiot. 0:43:06.500 --> 0:43:06.620 Yep. 0:43:07.219 --> 0:43:09.879 This scripture is interesting that they bring up because they 0:43:09.960 --> 0:43:11.960 are correct that it comes from the Old Testament, but 0:43:12.100 --> 0:43:15.680 it's telling that they don't know the book. It's from Ecclesiastes. 0:43:15.960 --> 0:43:18.439 And the reason that this is important is because this 0:43:18.580 --> 0:43:23.650 book is entirely about Russell's story. If he doesn't know Ecclesiastes, 0:43:23.810 --> 0:43:26.880 he doesn't know the Bible at all. The text is 0:43:26.920 --> 0:43:30.040 ascribed to a ruler named Kohelet, who begins the book 0:43:30.100 --> 0:43:34.980 by lamenting that everything is meaningless because nothing lasts. Chapter 2, 0:43:34.980 --> 0:43:37.830 verse 1 through 3 says, quote, I said to myself, 0:43:38.030 --> 0:43:40.330 come now, I will test you with pleasure to find 0:43:40.370 --> 0:43:44.270 out what is good. But that also proved to be meaningless. Laughter, 0:43:44.330 --> 0:43:48.279 I said, is madness. And what does pleasure accomplish? I 0:43:48.300 --> 0:43:51.380 tried cheering myself with wine and embracing folly, my mind 0:43:51.420 --> 0:43:54.100 still guiding me with wisdom. I wanted to see what 0:43:54.160 --> 0:43:56.760 was good for people to do under the heavens during 0:43:56.800 --> 0:43:59.969 the few days of their lives. The narrator of this 0:43:59.989 --> 0:44:02.529 story is literally doing what Russell is pretending his life 0:44:02.570 --> 0:44:05.529 has been about. He's struggling with the futility of life 0:44:05.570 --> 0:44:07.850 and seeking to find meaning in the things that everyone 0:44:07.890 --> 0:44:11.700 else finds pleasure in. By Chapter 9, things have gotten 0:44:11.840 --> 0:44:15.880 a bit bleak. Quote, Go, eat your food with gladness 0:44:15.950 --> 0:44:18.219 and drink your wine with a joyful heart, for God 0:44:18.239 --> 0:44:21.480 has already approved what you do. Always be clothed in 0:44:21.540 --> 0:44:24.580 white and always anoint your head with oil. Enjoy life 0:44:24.620 --> 0:44:26.820 with your wife, whom you love, all the days of 0:44:26.860 --> 0:44:29.459 this meaningless life that God has given you under the sun, 0:44:29.700 --> 0:44:32.719 all of your meaningless days. For this is your lot 0:44:32.780 --> 0:44:35.140 in life and in your toilsome labor under the sun. 0:44:35.739 --> 0:44:38.080 Whatever your hand finds to do, do it with all 0:44:38.120 --> 0:44:40.180 your might. For in the realm of the dead, where 0:44:40.239 --> 0:44:43.180 you are going, there is neither working nor planning nor 0:44:43.239 --> 0:44:44.320 knowledge nor wisdom. 0:44:44.739 --> 0:44:46.700 Jesus Christ, buddy. Take a vacation. 0:44:46.719 --> 0:44:52.160 Yeah, he's a donor. So Kohelet essentially finds that there's 0:44:52.200 --> 0:44:55.609 no intrinsic meaning in anything from wealth to wisdom because 0:44:55.650 --> 0:44:56.410 we're all dying. 0:44:56.650 --> 0:44:56.810 Right. 0:44:56.910 --> 0:44:59.450 The only thing that matters is honoring God through whatever 0:44:59.570 --> 0:45:02.230 actions you take and enjoying life while you're lucky enough 0:45:02.270 --> 0:45:03.130 to experience it. 0:45:03.230 --> 0:45:05.130 Kind of like that Aussie man, Damus guy. 0:45:05.210 --> 0:45:08.149 Yeah. Yeah. It's a glaring red flag for Russell's whole 0:45:08.190 --> 0:45:10.790 game that he doesn't recognize this Bible verse, because if 0:45:10.950 --> 0:45:13.020 any of his shit was sincere, this is a really 0:45:13.100 --> 0:45:14.660 short book and he would have read it a bunch 0:45:14.680 --> 0:45:17.020 of times. Yeah, because it would be like, oh, my God, 0:45:17.140 --> 0:45:18.420 I fucking feel that. 0:45:18.440 --> 0:45:19.580 Yeah, this is one of the ones. 0:45:19.640 --> 0:45:22.959 Yeah, it's it's really funny that there aren't that many 0:45:23.000 --> 0:45:23.900 where people. 0:45:23.700 --> 0:45:25.719 Are like, oh, shit, this is for real, though. 0:45:26.080 --> 0:45:26.279 Yeah. 0:45:26.360 --> 0:45:28.500 You know, like this isn't just like, oh, naming a 0:45:28.520 --> 0:45:30.460 bunch of guys who did stuff. This is like a 0:45:30.500 --> 0:45:32.010 guy's feelings. Fuck me. 0:45:32.300 --> 0:45:35.129 And they're exactly the feelings that I use to make 0:45:35.190 --> 0:45:35.910 my brand. 0:45:36.010 --> 0:45:36.530 Absolutely. 0:45:36.770 --> 0:45:40.330 Where I tried all the women and the wine and 0:45:40.410 --> 0:45:43.150 I did everything and I made great projects for myself 0:45:43.270 --> 0:45:44.790 and all of it was all not. 0:45:45.010 --> 0:45:45.210 Yeah. 0:45:45.550 --> 0:45:47.790 Like it's his whole thing. 0:45:47.950 --> 0:45:48.169 Yeah. 0:45:48.270 --> 0:45:51.069 It is so weird. How many of these, I mean, 0:45:51.110 --> 0:45:51.669 it's not weird. 0:45:51.710 --> 0:45:53.930 It's how lazy they are, but it is like, you know, 0:45:54.610 --> 0:45:56.910 the book's been around for a few thousand years for 0:45:56.969 --> 0:45:59.069 a reason. There's a lot of stuff that you can 0:45:59.110 --> 0:46:01.390 exploit in there, you know, and they don't even bother 0:46:01.410 --> 0:46:01.870 to do that. 0:46:02.790 --> 0:46:05.209 Even when it's like one-to-one, like you should be wearing 0:46:05.230 --> 0:46:06.230 an Ecclesiastes hat. 0:46:06.270 --> 0:46:07.170 Absolutely. 0:46:07.310 --> 0:46:11.730 You could sell Ecclesiastes 613 or whatever for God so 0:46:11.770 --> 0:46:12.690 loves Steve Austin. 0:46:12.810 --> 0:46:13.750 I have a job now. 0:46:13.830 --> 0:46:14.669 What? Yeah. 0:46:16.130 --> 0:46:20.860 So remember earlier, Alex was saying that Katy Perry's dad 0:46:20.940 --> 0:46:23.000 said that she was worshipping the devil. 0:46:23.020 --> 0:46:24.200 She is a devil worshipper. 0:46:24.360 --> 0:46:25.380 So this comes back up. 0:46:25.600 --> 0:46:26.759 Because of course it does. 0:46:26.780 --> 0:46:29.230 The second time around, I don't think Russell is that 0:46:29.290 --> 0:46:29.660 into it. 0:46:29.690 --> 0:46:29.770 Hmm. 0:46:30.450 --> 0:46:32.750 You know, you've mentioned a couple of times Pastor Keith, 0:46:32.810 --> 0:46:35.480 Katie's father. He's a good man, and she's a good person. 0:46:36.380 --> 0:46:37.379 They're all good people. 0:46:37.420 --> 0:46:37.980 I only brought it up. 0:46:37.940 --> 0:46:41.640 Because he's on the air going, Russell's, I think, becoming Christian. 0:46:41.700 --> 0:46:44.180 My daughter's a devil worshiper. And I was like, okay. 0:46:44.200 --> 0:46:45.450 I just wanted the back story. 0:46:45.469 --> 0:46:47.390 Are you sure that he said his daughter's a devil worshiper? 0:46:48.390 --> 0:46:50.250 You can find, he said, yo, Katie's with the devil. 0:46:50.270 --> 0:46:56.360 Katie's been with the devil for. 0:46:55.680 --> 0:46:57.830 Years for you. I had him on like 13, 14, 0:46:57.820 --> 0:47:00.779 whatever it was years ago saying, I think Russell's about 0:47:00.800 --> 0:47:01.960 to find Christ. So I think he kind of got 0:47:01.980 --> 0:47:02.759 the foreshadowing of it. 0:47:03.080 --> 0:47:03.570 It's weird, isn't it? 0:47:03.580 --> 0:47:05.569 Cause if you're a clever person, if your mind works quick, 0:47:05.610 --> 0:47:07.569 you might think that you understand a bunch of stuff. 0:47:07.910 --> 0:47:10.489 But I've been so slow to understand this. I've been 0:47:10.550 --> 0:47:11.470 so slow to understand. 0:47:11.489 --> 0:47:13.029 See, he saw it. He saw it way ahead. 0:47:13.489 --> 0:47:13.850 Well, maybe. 0:47:13.890 --> 0:47:15.549 And what about all the people that pray for us, Alex? 0:47:15.570 --> 0:47:16.790 I know a lot of people pray for you. I 0:47:16.810 --> 0:47:18.230 know a lot of people pray for me. And I'm very, 0:47:18.290 --> 0:47:21.450 very grateful for their prayers. And in that heavenly ulterior 0:47:21.510 --> 0:47:25.010 realm connected to the ultimate reality, through those channels, I've 0:47:25.050 --> 0:47:28.040 been the grateful recipient of their grace and their kindness. 0:47:28.060 --> 0:47:30.719 They've done the Lord's work through their prayers. How much 0:47:30.739 --> 0:47:32.279 do you pray, Alex? Do you pray a lot, mate? 0:47:33.739 --> 0:47:34.920 Not enough. I can tell from that. 0:47:34.940 --> 0:47:38.660 They're too busy selling methylene blue. 0:47:40.100 --> 0:47:43.080 Oh, you suck. 0:47:43.400 --> 0:47:46.140 So this is an important moment between these two dudes 0:47:46.180 --> 0:47:48.680 where Russell should be fully aware that Alex is full 0:47:48.700 --> 0:47:52.340 of shit and an unreliable narrator. Russell was married to 0:47:52.390 --> 0:47:55.190 Katy Perry for two years and obviously knows her family 0:47:55.250 --> 0:47:58.279 pretty well. He knows that Katie's dad wouldn't go on 0:47:58.320 --> 0:48:01.040 some radio show and say that his daughter was worshipping 0:48:01.100 --> 0:48:01.610 the devil. 0:48:01.620 --> 0:48:01.980 Probably not. 0:48:02.010 --> 0:48:05.780 So when Alex says this, Russell pushed back on it. 0:48:06.410 --> 0:48:09.709 Alex's response is unconvincing, but Russell just lets it go 0:48:09.790 --> 0:48:12.609 because I'm sure he realizes it's not worth fighting about this. 0:48:13.150 --> 0:48:15.839 But in that moment, he has to either accept that 0:48:15.920 --> 0:48:17.980 Alex is full of shit or that Alex knows his 0:48:18.060 --> 0:48:19.620 ex-wife's dad better than he does. 0:48:19.640 --> 0:48:19.920 Mm-hmm. 0:48:20.380 --> 0:48:22.820 And just because it's fun, here's the actual exchange between 0:48:22.940 --> 0:48:25.819 Alex and Katy Perry's dad when he was on the show. 0:48:25.840 --> 0:48:26.739 Because of course you have it. 0:48:26.760 --> 0:48:28.910 September 2013. 0:48:28.910 --> 0:48:31.470 You can run on for a long time. 0:48:31.510 --> 0:48:34.290 Well, we've got Keith Hudson on with us. Looking and 0:48:34.350 --> 0:48:38.590 Seeing is the book, available at KeithHudson.com. Katy Perry's father 0:48:38.630 --> 0:48:44.930 calls her a devil child in sermon report. That was 0:48:44.969 --> 0:48:48.250 put out by the New York Daily News with no proof, 0:48:48.270 --> 0:48:51.210 no video. I want to give you the opportunity again 0:48:51.250 --> 0:48:53.230 here on air to explain that you didn't say that 0:48:53.690 --> 0:48:55.950 and then what your view overall just of rock and 0:48:55.969 --> 0:48:56.930 roll and where it's all going. 0:48:56.969 --> 0:48:57.509 I forgot things. 0:48:58.090 --> 0:49:00.200 Cyrus and all the rest of it. And then we're 0:49:00.219 --> 0:49:05.600 going to shift gears into overall where you think the 0:49:05.640 --> 0:49:07.160 state of the world is today, sir. 0:49:08.460 --> 0:49:11.590 Well, Alex, that statement that came out about a month 0:49:11.620 --> 0:49:13.410 and a half, two months ago, I guess. And they 0:49:13.790 --> 0:49:18.170 said that I made the statement I called my daughter 0:49:18.190 --> 0:49:21.339 a devil child, which is not true. And I would 0:49:21.360 --> 0:49:23.759 never do that. Like I said in the beginning of 0:49:23.800 --> 0:49:28.740 this talking, my family's first. It's always been first. Never ministry, 0:49:28.780 --> 0:49:31.420 never work. And I believe we have to really realize 0:49:31.460 --> 0:49:33.320 that the only thing we do have is our family. 0:49:34.040 --> 0:49:36.379 And they're most important. And I know there's a lot 0:49:36.420 --> 0:49:40.480 of things that have been put out there on me, 0:49:40.660 --> 0:49:43.420 not a lot, but like stuff on you, they put 0:49:43.480 --> 0:49:45.180 out there that you choose to say that you didn't say, 0:49:45.219 --> 0:49:47.270 but I can tell you for a fact, I did 0:49:47.310 --> 0:49:50.589 not ever say there's no proof. Uh, there's nothing on 0:49:50.690 --> 0:49:54.950 video and nothing on, on the, uh, you know, on 0:49:54.989 --> 0:49:56.469 the tapes or. 0:49:56.530 --> 0:50:00.370 Sure. Well, MSNBC says that I'm a deeply racist and 0:50:00.410 --> 0:50:03.710 can't show one clip of me saying anything racist. My 0:50:03.750 --> 0:50:05.750 lawyer said I could definitely win in court, but then 0:50:05.790 --> 0:50:09.310 I'd spend years probably beating him and tons of money. And, 0:50:09.450 --> 0:50:11.989 you know, they're so discredited. That's just the way it is. 0:50:12.070 --> 0:50:14.330 But specifically, this isn't about you, man. 0:50:14.570 --> 0:50:15.170 It's ironic. 0:50:15.430 --> 0:50:18.610 So Alex is entirely forgotten or just decided to lie 0:50:18.670 --> 0:50:21.610 about what this story was. The news had reported that 0:50:21.630 --> 0:50:24.200 Katie's dad had called her a devil child, and he 0:50:24.239 --> 0:50:26.920 was coming on Alex's show to attack the media and 0:50:26.980 --> 0:50:30.259 say that that wasn't true. Twelve years later, Alex has 0:50:30.340 --> 0:50:32.879 morphed this into a story where Katie's dad was coming 0:50:33.020 --> 0:50:35.270 on his show to talk about how cool Russell was 0:50:35.550 --> 0:50:37.250 and how his daughter was with the devil. 0:50:37.710 --> 0:50:37.830 Yep. 0:50:38.260 --> 0:50:41.120 Point is, at this precise moment, Russell can no longer 0:50:41.180 --> 0:50:45.000 take Alex seriously. He 100% knows that he's a complete 0:50:45.040 --> 0:50:47.880 liar or someone who can't be trusted to interpret information, 0:50:48.280 --> 0:50:50.880 and the fact that he has to jump into an 0:50:50.940 --> 0:50:53.180 impression to save Alex from the how much do you 0:50:53.280 --> 0:50:56.370 pray question, it tells me that Russell doesn't really care 0:50:56.430 --> 0:51:00.210 that much. If it's all an act, who cares what's sincere? 0:51:00.230 --> 0:51:00.870 Who cares? 0:51:00.890 --> 0:51:02.489 Yeah, this is exhausting. 0:51:02.710 --> 0:51:05.589 I can't imagine wanting to be either one of these 0:51:05.650 --> 0:51:07.030 people in this scenario. 0:51:07.070 --> 0:51:07.450 There's no. 0:51:08.030 --> 0:51:12.470 There's no positive situation where this conversation exists in a 0:51:12.510 --> 0:51:15.029 good way, right? What they're doing is they just need 0:51:15.090 --> 0:51:18.760 to be there and have words spoken next to each 0:51:18.860 --> 0:51:20.910 other and then later not be there. 0:51:21.160 --> 0:51:23.779 Yeah, and not dwell too much on the fact that 0:51:23.840 --> 0:51:27.060 Alex is a complete fucking liar lunatic who Russell would 0:51:27.100 --> 0:51:31.640 never want to associate with outside of this weird theocratic project. Right. 0:51:32.040 --> 0:51:35.899 And Russell is a guy who's... you know, a lot 0:51:35.960 --> 0:51:41.680 more socially accepting of LGBTQ people than Alex would want. 0:51:41.700 --> 0:51:41.899 Sure. 0:51:42.360 --> 0:51:44.040 Neither of them likes the other. 0:51:44.060 --> 0:51:45.030 No, absolutely not. 0:51:45.040 --> 0:51:46.940 And fucking Russell is annoying as shit. 0:51:46.960 --> 0:51:47.500 The worst. 0:51:47.620 --> 0:51:49.390 Alex is a fucking Texan. 0:51:49.660 --> 0:51:50.689 The worst. 0:51:50.930 --> 0:51:52.510 He hates these kind of people. 0:51:52.570 --> 0:51:54.870 Listen, you don't have to be Hemingway to know that 0:51:54.910 --> 0:51:56.630 that guy can go fuck himself, okay? 0:51:56.710 --> 0:52:01.150 Yeah. That's brutal. Look, British, you're starting out. behind the 0:52:01.630 --> 0:52:02.650 like the starting gate. 0:52:02.530 --> 0:52:04.650 It's tough you know if to if you're british and 0:52:04.690 --> 0:52:07.879 you're talking to a texan who takes that word very 0:52:07.910 --> 0:52:10.799 seriously you're on the downslope yeah yeah if. 0:52:10.760 --> 0:52:13.620 You're not lord monkton right then i don't. 0:52:13.480 --> 0:52:17.419 Know you're you're instinctively a villain in the story yeah 0:52:17.500 --> 0:52:20.160 right like that's just how that brain works yep. 0:52:20.780 --> 0:52:23.989 So uh remember he asked how much do you pray. 0:52:25.020 --> 0:52:28.680 What a memory to have to be like, OK, this 0:52:28.739 --> 0:52:31.300 guy came on to specifically tell me something. 0:52:31.700 --> 0:52:34.739 And then later on, whenever it's convenient, it doesn't matter. 0:52:34.840 --> 0:52:36.509 He was there to talk shit about his daughter. 0:52:36.660 --> 0:52:37.070 Oh, wait. 0:52:37.140 --> 0:52:40.010 In reality, he was there to say that he didn't 0:52:40.050 --> 0:52:41.110 talk shit about his daughter. 0:52:41.390 --> 0:52:44.150 It's like but it's so it's so emblematic. 0:52:44.390 --> 0:52:46.910 Of course, he listens to what the New York Daily 0:52:46.989 --> 0:52:49.690 News says over the guy himself. 0:52:49.710 --> 0:52:50.370 Right. 0:52:50.450 --> 0:52:50.649 Right. 0:52:51.390 --> 0:52:54.830 No, no, Alex wasn't listening to the New York Daily News. 0:52:55.310 --> 0:52:56.210 Right. 0:52:56.469 --> 0:53:00.830 He was allowing Katy Perry's dad to come on to 0:53:00.870 --> 0:53:01.350 attack them. 0:53:01.390 --> 0:53:02.310 No, that's what I'm saying. 0:53:02.469 --> 0:53:06.840 But in his memory, that's who has the primacy of storytelling. 0:53:06.880 --> 0:53:08.719 I don't even think it's that. Yeah, well, it's fair. 0:53:08.739 --> 0:53:12.920 I think he has just completely written over what happened. 0:53:13.120 --> 0:53:15.060 It's cooler if he hates Katy Perry. 0:53:15.120 --> 0:53:18.100 In his memory, the New York Daily News reported that 0:53:18.200 --> 0:53:22.120 the dad didn't call Katy Perry a devil child and 0:53:22.200 --> 0:53:25.430 maybe thought that Russell Brand was no good. He was 0:53:25.469 --> 0:53:27.280 standing up against the New York Post saying that. 0:53:27.510 --> 0:53:29.510 We are in topsy-turvy world. That is a good point. 0:53:29.550 --> 0:53:32.589 Yeah. So we get back to the subject of how 0:53:32.830 --> 0:53:33.690 much you praying, bro? 0:53:33.730 --> 0:53:35.910 How much you praying? How much you praying, Mike? 0:53:35.930 --> 0:53:38.670 It's a big question you ask, so it's hard to answer. Good, 0:53:38.730 --> 0:53:42.430 all right. I am constantly in prayer. Yeah. 0:53:42.810 --> 0:53:46.370 So my problem is I have to pull out into 0:53:46.410 --> 0:53:52.080 the third dimension instead of constantly so to me i 0:53:52.180 --> 0:53:55.160 don't verbally pray i'm like constantly jacked in yeah i 0:53:55.180 --> 0:53:55.440 know it's. 0:53:55.400 --> 0:53:59.620 Not like a it's not like a uh beautiful actually 0:54:00.200 --> 0:54:02.460 get ready like i pray i just say tell me 0:54:02.480 --> 0:54:06.020 what to do and so it's it's it's for me 0:54:06.060 --> 0:54:08.240 it's it's a little different the kind of people think 0:54:08.260 --> 0:54:09.550 the conceptual idea. 0:54:09.320 --> 0:54:12.530 I understand like i do do praying on my knees 0:54:12.790 --> 0:54:14.170 in private i do a lot. 0:54:14.070 --> 0:54:15.770 Of that like the body on the face is what 0:54:15.790 --> 0:54:16.049 i do. 0:54:19.020 --> 0:54:19.339 Oh, yeah. 0:54:19.660 --> 0:54:21.580 Hey, all right, that's cool. Let's not have a prayer 0:54:21.640 --> 0:54:23.140 off like your prayers are better than mine. 0:54:23.300 --> 0:54:26.120 Well, you said something on the show. I actually put 0:54:26.260 --> 0:54:29.080 my head down the toilet when I prayed. Like 11.58 0:54:29.080 --> 0:54:31.880 before we went live, you said, hey, let's pray privately 0:54:31.900 --> 0:54:33.860 before we go on. And I said, let's pray publicly. 0:54:33.880 --> 0:54:36.460 You said, well, wait, Christ talked about the Pharisees praying 0:54:36.480 --> 0:54:38.959 in public. But in his specific thing, he was saying 0:54:38.980 --> 0:54:41.500 they do it because they're corrupt. They want to act 0:54:41.560 --> 0:54:42.160 like they're good. 0:54:42.540 --> 0:54:44.719 So at this point, Russell has to be totally aware 0:54:44.739 --> 0:54:46.500 of how full of shit Alex is about his faith. 0:54:47.000 --> 0:54:50.020 He's constantly in a state of prayer, and he's defensive 0:54:50.060 --> 0:54:52.859 about how performative his prayers on air are. I think 0:54:52.900 --> 0:54:55.860 all the boxes are checked. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Another point, 0:54:56.260 --> 0:54:59.280 Alex says that he's constantly in prayer, and then Russell 0:54:59.320 --> 0:55:01.400 says that he gets on his knees to pray, which 0:55:01.440 --> 0:55:03.390 is kind of an attempt to one-up Alex. 0:55:03.469 --> 0:55:04.140 Absolutely. 0:55:04.390 --> 0:55:06.710 Then Russell goes off on a little riff about how 0:55:06.730 --> 0:55:08.690 they don't need to out pray each other when he 0:55:08.730 --> 0:55:09.770 was the one who started it. 0:55:09.890 --> 0:55:12.190 Well, but he was a creep, but he's the one 0:55:12.210 --> 0:55:13.810 who wanted to finish it also. 0:55:14.010 --> 0:55:14.330 Right. 0:55:14.370 --> 0:55:16.310 So this is how you finish it. You finish it 0:55:16.430 --> 0:55:18.469 and then you do a double finisher on top of that. 0:55:18.510 --> 0:55:19.290 That's not fair. 0:55:19.370 --> 0:55:21.569 It's not fair. No, that's the Brits for you. 0:55:21.710 --> 0:55:23.969 I also like the, the, like, uh, I pray on 0:55:24.030 --> 0:55:27.890 my knees when I'm in private or need a closer 0:55:27.989 --> 0:55:28.950 at Tucker Carlson. 0:55:29.670 --> 0:55:30.770 Get the fuck out of here. 0:55:31.920 --> 0:55:37.859 I just, the performative faith thing to have somebody with, like, 0:55:38.040 --> 0:55:42.200 a trying to be dominant over it when both of 0:55:42.270 --> 0:55:44.470 you are so full of shit I can't breathe. 0:55:44.630 --> 0:55:44.890 Yeah. 0:55:44.950 --> 0:55:47.550 Like, it's insane. Like, I pray the most. 0:55:47.730 --> 0:55:51.270 And you both feel pained by how bad each other are. 0:55:51.370 --> 0:55:51.630 Right. 0:55:51.710 --> 0:55:53.950 Like, you each kind of are disapproving of. 0:55:54.350 --> 0:55:54.420 Ugh. 0:55:54.650 --> 0:55:56.400 How transparent the other person's game is. 0:55:56.410 --> 0:55:59.029 Oh, you pray on your knees like a loser, like 0:55:59.090 --> 0:56:01.190 one of those old people? I pray all the time. 0:56:01.330 --> 0:56:04.190 I'm jacked in, man. Oh, you don't pray on your 0:56:04.230 --> 0:56:06.390 knees like somebody who's just jacked in all the time? 0:56:06.410 --> 0:56:08.160 I have to take out the cord to stop praying. 0:56:08.340 --> 0:56:08.760 Right? 0:56:08.989 --> 0:56:11.739 Come on, man. You ask me when I'm praying, when 0:56:11.760 --> 0:56:12.800 am I not? 0:56:12.980 --> 0:56:15.020 I do recall that passage in the Bible when they 0:56:15.060 --> 0:56:16.700 were like, Jesus, how do we pray? And he was like, 0:56:16.739 --> 0:56:20.180 don't pray. Get plugged in, man. You got to get 0:56:20.239 --> 0:56:21.060 into the stuff. 0:56:21.200 --> 0:56:21.940 You ever see The Matrix? 0:56:24.050 --> 0:56:25.830 You will. In a couple of thousand years, it's going 0:56:25.850 --> 0:56:26.290 to be great. 0:56:26.310 --> 0:56:27.330 Yeah. 0:56:27.430 --> 0:56:29.590 I'm God, so I can see it in advance, obviously. 0:56:29.610 --> 0:56:37.680 God has lava lamps. So they start talking about some news. 0:56:37.880 --> 0:56:39.400 Sure. Fine. 0:56:39.760 --> 0:56:44.560 Apparently sandwiches in the UK have a climate rating on them. 0:56:45.590 --> 0:56:46.450 And this is tyranny. 0:56:46.650 --> 0:56:47.410 Oh, that'll get you. 0:56:47.550 --> 0:56:49.259 And now they're going to make you get rid of 0:56:49.300 --> 0:56:51.540 your dog because of the climate. 0:56:51.680 --> 0:56:52.240 Oh, my God. 0:56:52.400 --> 0:56:53.340 Did you see that story? 0:56:53.420 --> 0:56:57.100 In my country, they started to innocuously introduce carbon scoring on, like, 0:56:57.160 --> 0:56:58.259 sandwiches or whatever, Alex. 0:56:58.320 --> 0:57:00.060 Or saying how your dog is bad. It has a 0:57:00.080 --> 0:57:00.600 carbon score. 0:57:01.100 --> 0:57:02.969 Wow. 0:57:03.219 --> 0:57:03.700 I'm sorry. 0:57:03.719 --> 0:57:07.069 I'm sorry, Bear. The game's up. Your carbon score's too high. 0:57:07.110 --> 0:57:08.070 They say get rid of your dog and cat. I 0:57:08.070 --> 0:57:09.609 don't know if you've seen that. They have TV ads 0:57:09.650 --> 0:57:09.870 in the U.K. 0:57:13.700 --> 0:57:16.380 They'd kill your pets man it's literally. 0:57:15.980 --> 0:57:19.260 A sacrifice to moloch maybe liberals will throw their dogs 0:57:19.320 --> 0:57:21.040 into fires or cats. 0:57:20.960 --> 0:57:24.330 Wow to moloch to moloch to the false at the 0:57:24.450 --> 0:57:25.050 orders of the. 0:57:25.010 --> 0:57:28.209 False well it's a lie we have total expansion hundreds 0:57:28.230 --> 0:57:31.510 of billions of galaxies already found it's like it's a 0:57:31.670 --> 0:57:34.310 the lie is that it's the resources are that's why 0:57:34.330 --> 0:57:38.390 we're supposed to We're supposed to exploit in a good way. 0:57:38.950 --> 0:57:40.670 All the animals want to come into the cities where 0:57:40.710 --> 0:57:44.890 we grow everything. We are actually expansionists. We're amazing. We're 0:57:44.950 --> 0:57:48.710 God's terraformers. God wants us to do all this dead 0:57:48.850 --> 0:57:52.010 rock and turn it green with birds and butterflies. 0:57:52.030 --> 0:57:53.690 We are the terraformers. 0:57:54.130 --> 0:57:56.830 We're supposed to go do that. Once we get loose, 0:57:57.130 --> 0:57:57.930 we're going to make the hole. 0:57:58.010 --> 0:57:58.770 Oh, my God. 0:57:59.330 --> 0:58:01.510 The eye's not seeing, ear's not hearing. I've seen it, actually, though. 0:58:01.870 --> 0:58:02.610 It is. We're going to turn. 0:58:02.710 --> 0:58:03.030 Don't. 0:58:03.110 --> 0:58:03.390 No. 0:58:03.690 --> 0:58:04.370 Oh, fuck off. 0:58:04.390 --> 0:58:05.310 Trillions of galaxies. 0:58:06.590 --> 0:58:09.350 I love that. The ear has not heard, the eye 0:58:09.390 --> 0:58:10.570 has not seen, except for me. 0:58:10.710 --> 0:58:14.360 I've seen it, obviously. Man, these guys suck. These guys 0:58:14.400 --> 0:58:15.600 just suck. 0:58:15.900 --> 0:58:18.840 Everything has to be a weird, like, I'm the best 0:58:19.120 --> 0:58:22.540 all the time. Nobody is able to speak a concise 0:58:22.560 --> 0:58:25.720 sentence correctly. Nobody has a clear point. Neither of them 0:58:25.820 --> 0:58:28.830 want to be there. They have nothing worth hearing in 0:58:28.870 --> 0:58:29.610 the first place. 0:58:29.810 --> 0:58:33.410 Now, I think that the only solace that I take 0:58:33.470 --> 0:58:35.990 in this is that I really don't think that Russell 0:58:36.030 --> 0:58:37.510 enjoys this that much. 0:58:37.690 --> 0:58:37.910 No. 0:58:37.990 --> 0:58:40.910 But it's his energy that is bringing this out of Alex. 0:58:40.950 --> 0:58:41.200 Yeah. 0:58:41.320 --> 0:58:42.940 Where he's like, we're God's terraformers. 0:58:42.960 --> 0:58:43.180 Yeah. 0:58:43.340 --> 0:58:45.540 Hey, let's get heady. You're a weirdo. You used to 0:58:45.560 --> 0:58:46.000 do heroin. 0:58:46.240 --> 0:58:46.880 Absolutely. 0:58:47.420 --> 0:58:49.880 And I think him being subjected to that is kind 0:58:49.920 --> 0:58:51.360 of funny. Him having to put up with it. 0:58:52.100 --> 0:58:52.500 It's like. 0:58:53.430 --> 0:58:55.510 Both of them are trying to take each other to 0:58:55.530 --> 0:58:57.130 the place they want to go the least. 0:58:58.490 --> 0:59:02.630 How about your pride, mate? Actually, we're going to space. 0:59:02.650 --> 0:59:07.230 Hey, can we scratch the little itch of the part 0:59:07.270 --> 0:59:09.370 of your brand that's totally bullshit? 0:59:09.430 --> 0:59:09.630 Right? 0:59:09.960 --> 0:59:11.080 Like, what are we doing? 0:59:11.100 --> 0:59:13.660 Can I poke at your religiosity? Can I talk about 0:59:13.720 --> 0:59:14.540 how we're aliens? 0:59:14.680 --> 0:59:16.200 Take a picture together. 0:59:17.000 --> 0:59:21.110 And then like read books back and forth. Just pretend 0:59:21.210 --> 0:59:22.610 to have a conversation. 0:59:22.750 --> 0:59:23.790 Don't do this. 0:59:24.050 --> 0:59:26.330 Yeah. This is the worst. It would be good if 0:59:26.350 --> 0:59:28.210 they had some kind of producer. 0:59:28.370 --> 0:59:28.610 Yeah. 0:59:28.690 --> 0:59:31.210 You know, like there could be this could stand a 0:59:31.450 --> 0:59:32.240 little structure. 0:59:32.380 --> 0:59:32.640 Yeah. 0:59:32.680 --> 0:59:36.260 Because it's a lot of meaningless all over the place. 0:59:36.540 --> 0:59:37.140 Who gives a shit? 0:59:37.220 --> 0:59:39.620 I have a series of 10 questions to ask you 0:59:39.660 --> 0:59:42.000 that will keep us on to some sort of topic. 0:59:42.040 --> 0:59:42.220 Yeah. 0:59:42.280 --> 0:59:44.510 And we'll keep you from talking to me too much. 0:59:44.610 --> 0:59:44.780 Yeah. 0:59:44.970 --> 0:59:49.290 I think the influence of Rogan is corrosive. 0:59:49.350 --> 0:59:50.310 Yeah, it's no good. 0:59:50.650 --> 0:59:52.370 So, biological life? 0:59:52.950 --> 0:59:53.350 What about it? 0:59:53.430 --> 0:59:53.950 It's from God. 0:59:54.410 --> 0:59:55.270 That doesn't sound true. 0:59:55.470 --> 0:59:56.189 Silicon life? 0:59:56.410 --> 0:59:56.650 Yeah. 0:59:56.670 --> 0:59:57.410 That's the devil. 0:59:57.470 --> 0:59:59.490 That doesn't sound possible? 0:59:59.530 --> 1:00:01.790 Because it can be programmed. Okay. And then our DNA 1:00:01.850 --> 1:00:02.390 is a laser. 1:00:02.550 --> 1:00:03.070 That makes sense. 1:00:03.150 --> 1:00:04.730 Well, I should go then. The head of the sepulcher. 1:00:04.750 --> 1:00:08.270 Biological life is from God. Yes. silicon is from satan. 1:00:08.250 --> 1:00:11.030 Yeah oh that's cool that's cool men are from mars 1:00:11.050 --> 1:00:12.350 get on this thing alex. 1:00:12.310 --> 1:00:16.350 It's programmed so you can program that but biological life 1:00:16.370 --> 1:00:19.760 is self-sufficient it goes forever and it builds a debt 1:00:19.820 --> 1:00:22.580 it's perfect yes and people think it's slow compared to 1:00:22.600 --> 1:00:26.280 computers no it's not our our ancient answers wherever they 1:00:26.320 --> 1:00:29.660 began we flesh through our genetics literally touch the last 1:00:29.700 --> 1:00:31.690 woman the last man the last woman last man all 1:00:31.710 --> 1:00:33.490 the way back it's a it's a it's a power 1:00:33.530 --> 1:00:38.400 line It's a time-traveling machine for our genetics and this message. 1:00:38.820 --> 1:00:40.280 So we look at this as slow, like you have 1:00:40.300 --> 1:00:44.720 this life. That's the pleasure of even the space-time continuum 1:00:44.940 --> 1:00:47.600 that we have wives and husbands and all this fun 1:00:47.660 --> 1:00:50.740 and sunsets and everything while we're really carrying forward the 1:00:50.780 --> 1:00:54.390 galaxy into the universe, this key transmission. So even being 1:00:54.800 --> 1:00:56.910 like this laser beam, God fires out all the knowledge. 1:00:56.930 --> 1:00:57.330 Hmm. 1:00:57.710 --> 1:01:00.770 Is like trillions of people and all these pleasures and 1:01:00.810 --> 1:01:03.830 all these great things while we're on board. God's laser 1:01:03.870 --> 1:01:06.490 beam is full of all these experiences, all this art, 1:01:06.750 --> 1:01:08.570 all this music, all this culture, and all it is 1:01:08.590 --> 1:01:11.300 is a laser link to the next level. Think about that. 1:01:11.640 --> 1:01:12.880 Even the laser link. 1:01:13.100 --> 1:01:15.140 In fact, that's all we are. We're a laser link. 1:01:15.180 --> 1:01:15.760 That makes sense. 1:01:15.860 --> 1:01:16.960 A simple term people understand. 1:01:17.460 --> 1:01:17.740 I love it. 1:01:18.060 --> 1:01:18.390 I love it. 1:01:18.520 --> 1:01:21.590 I love it. No notes. Makes perfect sense. 1:01:21.810 --> 1:01:22.110 Love it. 1:01:22.390 --> 1:01:26.840 Don't change a word. Everything there is very clear. I 1:01:26.880 --> 1:01:28.580 will never think you're cool. 1:01:30.900 --> 1:01:34.420 The moose that walk the plane now are connected to 1:01:34.460 --> 1:01:35.740 the very first moose. 1:01:36.090 --> 1:01:37.110 That's okay. 1:01:37.130 --> 1:01:40.130 Genetic code is a laser beam through moose. 1:01:40.670 --> 1:01:41.080 Love it. 1:01:45.550 --> 1:01:50.140 So fucking, like, I just... I have to take pleasure 1:01:50.390 --> 1:01:51.750 in feeling annoyance. 1:01:51.950 --> 1:01:52.189 Yeah. 1:01:52.290 --> 1:01:54.010 Because I think Russell's got to be annoyed. 1:01:54.150 --> 1:01:57.110 Oh, this is the worst. This is the worst. I mean, 1:01:57.210 --> 1:02:00.750 I appreciate it. Now that you've gone the wrong direction. 1:02:00.790 --> 1:02:01.110 Yeah, I know. 1:02:01.170 --> 1:02:04.669 I'm genuinely enjoying Russell Brand be bummed out by this. 1:02:04.730 --> 1:02:08.790 This is great for me. Yeah, it's not quite the 1:02:08.870 --> 1:02:10.320 same superpower. 1:02:10.340 --> 1:02:12.760 No, I'm hoping he gets superpowers from this. 1:02:13.240 --> 1:02:15.340 He doesn't. He just ends up praying. 1:02:15.940 --> 1:02:19.340 Of course. Why would I have ever guessed anything else? 1:02:19.460 --> 1:02:22.380 So I got a philosophical and theological question to put 1:02:22.500 --> 1:02:25.060 on you. Sure. Can God sin? 1:02:26.760 --> 1:02:27.000 No. 1:02:27.440 --> 1:02:28.160 Right. Yeah. 1:02:28.400 --> 1:02:29.200 No, it's pretty obvious. 1:02:29.240 --> 1:02:31.860 No, that's a very simple question. It's kind of his 1:02:31.980 --> 1:02:34.630 whole fucking thing, really. If you stop and think about it. 1:02:34.640 --> 1:02:34.980 You're right. 1:02:35.020 --> 1:02:36.260 That's his main complaint. 1:02:36.570 --> 1:02:38.090 Apparently he has one sin, though. 1:02:38.300 --> 1:02:39.330 That doesn't sound true. 1:02:39.450 --> 1:02:40.130 Nope, sure doesn't. 1:02:40.710 --> 1:02:42.250 We're the aliens. I mean, let's just be 100% clear. 1:02:44.560 --> 1:02:46.600 And so our species is put here by God, and 1:02:46.620 --> 1:02:49.540 God's like, and there's also this species, but it's really 1:02:49.560 --> 1:02:52.910 just your tester. You're way more advanced. You're in embryonic form. 1:02:53.030 --> 1:02:55.770 So my only sin, you could say, God's only sin, 1:02:55.790 --> 1:02:57.330 and I don't want to say this against God. 1:02:57.350 --> 1:02:57.910 You'll see it in. 1:02:57.890 --> 1:03:00.450 The Bible, but God's only guilt, and God isn't guilty 1:03:00.470 --> 1:03:02.850 for it. God explains this. He doesn't always say, you're 1:03:02.870 --> 1:03:04.930 God's sadist. He allows all this pain. 1:03:05.260 --> 1:03:05.720 He allows us. 1:03:05.740 --> 1:03:09.410 Well, yeah, when I have children, I have four. They 1:03:09.430 --> 1:03:11.330 will be born. They will die. I know they're eternal. 1:03:11.710 --> 1:03:14.110 They can become bank robbers or murderers, whatever. But I 1:03:14.190 --> 1:03:16.770 still did it because I love them. It's a process. 1:03:17.190 --> 1:03:17.430 Wait, what? 1:03:17.450 --> 1:03:19.670 It's the same. We are God's children. So if you 1:03:19.710 --> 1:03:22.040 look at God and say, how dare you create me 1:03:22.380 --> 1:03:25.740 for the potential for pain, you're asking that you never 1:03:25.800 --> 1:03:29.280 had consciousness. Yes. And so the only question God ever 1:03:29.360 --> 1:03:35.910 had was, I'm omnipresent, sentient, all-powerful being. Do I create 1:03:36.070 --> 1:03:39.280 more people? potentials of what I've done. And that's why 1:03:39.320 --> 1:03:42.439 we're called little G in the first book of the Bible, 1:03:42.480 --> 1:03:45.500 because it's true. Look at our embryonic form, already what 1:03:45.540 --> 1:03:51.430 we built. I mean, we are tadpoles, folks. We are powerful. 1:03:51.470 --> 1:03:53.790 We are wonderfully and frighteningly made. 1:03:54.110 --> 1:03:58.170 See, this is where I get some hope, because I 1:03:58.250 --> 1:04:01.060 think that Alex is saying that we have superpowers. 1:04:01.180 --> 1:04:02.620 I think something along those lines, yes. 1:04:02.760 --> 1:04:05.640 And so if we're on a quest to get you superpowers, 1:04:05.700 --> 1:04:07.380 this is affirming. Right. 1:04:07.540 --> 1:04:09.060 No, I think it says that. 1:04:10.840 --> 1:04:14.220 Some people believe it's possible. Maybe not the best people 1:04:14.260 --> 1:04:16.780 to believe it's possible, but there are some people who believe. 1:04:17.260 --> 1:04:17.860 Absolutely. 1:04:17.960 --> 1:04:18.260 Sure. 1:04:18.380 --> 1:04:20.160 Galileo was mocked in his time. 1:04:20.260 --> 1:04:22.400 Right. Absolutely. Oh, my God. 1:04:22.920 --> 1:04:23.240 See? 1:04:23.660 --> 1:04:26.760 You can't... God has kids. You can't have kids. 1:04:27.260 --> 1:04:28.500 Is it a sin to have kids? 1:04:28.660 --> 1:04:31.200 I mean, I genuinely don't know anymore. 1:04:31.220 --> 1:04:33.470 What are you saying? It is an open question. The 1:04:33.510 --> 1:04:34.450 problem of pain. 1:04:35.790 --> 1:04:36.930 Just that fucking. 1:04:37.990 --> 1:04:40.090 God gave us free will and that maybe was his 1:04:40.210 --> 1:04:40.880 only sin. 1:04:40.900 --> 1:04:45.840 Which is dumb. I think people have a problem. in 1:04:45.990 --> 1:04:50.110 general with banning things. You know, like there's this idea 1:04:50.170 --> 1:04:53.050 that if you ban things, they will be banned, as 1:04:53.130 --> 1:04:56.160 opposed to just like, you'll make them more annoying to get, right? 1:04:57.000 --> 1:04:59.320 I think we just need to have places for things. 1:04:59.940 --> 1:05:04.180 Like this conversation needs to exist in a basement with 1:05:04.280 --> 1:05:07.290 plenty of weed that is like closed off so you're 1:05:07.310 --> 1:05:07.910 hot boxing. 1:05:08.470 --> 1:05:10.350 It shouldn't be broadcast to anywhere else. 1:05:10.470 --> 1:05:13.970 Yeah, or a church that's under investigation. 1:05:14.090 --> 1:05:16.490 Absolutely. 100%. 1:05:16.490 --> 1:05:19.870 Either a weed basement or a suspicious church. 1:05:19.990 --> 1:05:23.050 There is an infiltrator within this church, so you don't 1:05:23.070 --> 1:05:24.880 need to worry about it too much later on. 1:05:25.000 --> 1:05:26.320 There's a snitch and it's both of you. 1:05:26.360 --> 1:05:29.320 It's both of them. Because they don't believe any of 1:05:29.360 --> 1:05:32.280 this shit. Why are we talking? 1:05:32.440 --> 1:05:32.900 What? 1:05:33.790 --> 1:05:36.690 I think Alex might be also like, there's a chance 1:05:36.790 --> 1:05:39.590 he's a little bit back in the sauce. He has 1:05:39.630 --> 1:05:41.140 a little bit of his drunk energy. 1:05:41.220 --> 1:05:41.939 Yeah, he does. 1:05:41.960 --> 1:05:44.100 But why wouldn't you if Russell Brand's coming around? 1:05:44.120 --> 1:05:46.360 I think he's trying to impress Russell Brand. Look who 1:05:46.400 --> 1:05:51.070 can still drink. I think so. I genuinely think so. 1:05:51.690 --> 1:05:52.130 Oh, God. 1:05:52.600 --> 1:05:52.920 Brutal. 1:05:53.100 --> 1:05:55.560 So anyway, God has a plan. It's in our DNA. 1:05:56.140 --> 1:05:58.850 And yeah, it's we I. 1:05:58.850 --> 1:06:00.169 Guess we also still have free will. 1:06:00.510 --> 1:06:01.530 No. OK. Yes. 1:06:02.070 --> 1:06:03.070 Wait. Yes. 1:06:03.210 --> 1:06:03.550 OK. 1:06:03.610 --> 1:06:03.770 No. 1:06:04.090 --> 1:06:07.130 Oh, we have to just keep fucking and making more people. 1:06:07.150 --> 1:06:07.740 That makes sense. 1:06:07.780 --> 1:06:11.760 That is the transmission from God through our DNA. Weird transmission. 1:06:12.530 --> 1:06:15.030 There couldn't really be consciousness at all if you were 1:06:15.150 --> 1:06:19.790 an automaton. Isn't it curious still that the global imperialist 1:06:19.890 --> 1:06:23.450 order wants to create this kind of endless automation? What 1:06:23.510 --> 1:06:24.590 is Bill Gates trying to. 1:06:24.550 --> 1:06:25.210 Achieve, Alex? 1:06:25.250 --> 1:06:26.250 What's Bill Gates doing? 1:06:26.270 --> 1:06:29.470 Total war against God's plan. God says you have free will, 1:06:29.910 --> 1:06:32.270 but it's like an embryo when the zygote forms. It's 1:06:32.310 --> 1:06:35.810 a plan, and it will be perfect. But if you 1:06:35.850 --> 1:06:39.010 attack it, sin means death. It will derail the plan. 1:06:39.730 --> 1:06:42.910 It's very simple. Within God's plan, you're not a slave 1:06:42.950 --> 1:06:44.880 like under Satan. You get all this free will and 1:06:44.890 --> 1:06:47.660 all these powers that increase as you go up. But 1:06:47.720 --> 1:06:50.280 you have to first be tested before you're given the 1:06:50.320 --> 1:06:52.860 great power. And so it's a blueprint. It's a diagram. 1:06:52.900 --> 1:06:56.570 It's total success. It is architecture. But you have to, 1:06:56.590 --> 1:07:01.070 you just can't, you just can't hand this. God can 1:07:01.110 --> 1:07:03.090 create creatures that he claims have free will. 1:07:03.110 --> 1:07:03.650 Take a breath, buddy. 1:07:03.670 --> 1:07:05.350 But are twisted to make sure they make the right decision. 1:07:05.810 --> 1:07:07.720 God has to then give you freedom. 1:07:08.240 --> 1:07:09.880 The will, and then Satan is. 1:07:09.840 --> 1:07:12.919 An agent of God. God didn't turn Satan against God, 1:07:12.940 --> 1:07:14.240 but God knew Satan would do that. 1:07:14.260 --> 1:07:14.740 What are we doing? 1:07:14.760 --> 1:07:16.960 So yes, that's God's sin. If you want to say 1:07:16.980 --> 1:07:18.720 there's a sin, is it God allowed the devil to 1:07:18.740 --> 1:07:20.320 do this? But it is the tester. 1:07:20.450 --> 1:07:20.550 What? 1:07:20.570 --> 1:07:22.360 Because anybody knows you raise kids and don't make them 1:07:22.410 --> 1:07:24.150 work and do their own business, they're going to be spoiled, 1:07:24.190 --> 1:07:25.290 rotten brats or devils. 1:07:25.410 --> 1:07:25.690 What? 1:07:25.750 --> 1:07:29.890 So the experience we have, little g, little God, compared 1:07:29.910 --> 1:07:32.590 to the great God, is the same experience. We go, oh, absolutely. 1:07:32.810 --> 1:07:34.440 We have kids. We love them. We're supposed to do it. 1:07:34.630 --> 1:07:36.870 We're supposed to raise them right. But then they can 1:07:36.910 --> 1:07:38.410 go wrong, and God's like... Exactly. 1:07:38.750 --> 1:07:41.689 Also, Alex, though, he gave us the law. He gave 1:07:41.750 --> 1:07:42.910 us the law. Here is the law. 1:07:42.930 --> 1:07:44.270 He gives us a cheat sheet. 1:07:44.290 --> 1:07:45.570 Oh, for fuck's sake. 1:07:45.870 --> 1:07:48.200 He tells us what's coming in Revelation. He tells us 1:07:48.260 --> 1:07:51.440 in Ezekiel. He tells us in Daniel. He goes, exactly. 1:07:51.460 --> 1:07:53.960 He goes, you got a test, but God's so good. 1:07:53.980 --> 1:07:55.780 He goes, here's a cheat sheet, sweetheart. 1:07:56.020 --> 1:07:59.140 Yeah. Remember when this show was, like, about Alex complaining 1:07:59.200 --> 1:08:02.780 about OSHA and, like, trying to reaffirm the 10th Amendment 1:08:02.900 --> 1:08:04.860 and states' rights and stuff? 1:08:05.120 --> 1:08:10.590 States send letters repeatedly. reaffirming they still follow those amendments. 1:08:10.650 --> 1:08:11.070 Yeah. 1:08:11.090 --> 1:08:14.630 They're like, yo, three, still up top. There's magic in 1:08:14.650 --> 1:08:16.110 your DNA. Three's number one. 1:08:18.070 --> 1:08:21.480 We need to have the state houses get together and 1:08:21.560 --> 1:08:23.939 reaffirm that there's magic in your fucking DNA. 1:08:24.340 --> 1:08:24.800 Yeah. 1:08:26.439 --> 1:08:26.700 Wow. 1:08:27.700 --> 1:08:28.780 We've come a long ways. 1:08:29.479 --> 1:08:30.420 I miss. 1:08:31.600 --> 1:08:34.680 the days whenever you could have, you know, because like 1:08:34.740 --> 1:08:37.660 religion is now very splintered. Back in the day, there 1:08:37.680 --> 1:08:40.719 was just the big ones, right? And they had way 1:08:40.760 --> 1:08:43.320 too much power to the point where you could just 1:08:43.360 --> 1:08:47.390 be like a regular old priest at a regular old 1:08:47.430 --> 1:08:50.110 church and somebody would say some shit like this to 1:08:50.150 --> 1:08:52.170 you and you would listen to it and you wouldn't 1:08:52.210 --> 1:08:53.670 understand it. But at the end of it, you go, 1:08:54.470 --> 1:08:57.390 sounds blasphemous. And that person would be gone. You know, 1:08:57.410 --> 1:08:58.719 they'd just be gone. No one can talk to you. 1:08:58.729 --> 1:09:02.670 Goodbye. Yes, absolutely. That doesn't sound cool. So I'm going 1:09:02.689 --> 1:09:03.410 to get you out of here. 1:09:03.530 --> 1:09:07.150 Yeah. And I think that, look, obviously I think excommunication, 1:09:07.189 --> 1:09:08.330 that kind of stuff is bad. 1:09:08.450 --> 1:09:08.689 Sure. 1:09:08.970 --> 1:09:12.570 But the alternative and the opposite side is bad too. 1:09:12.670 --> 1:09:12.910 Yeah. 1:09:13.070 --> 1:09:16.860 Which is like, I think people who are Christians would 1:09:16.880 --> 1:09:19.060 probably listen to stuff like this and be like, I 1:09:19.100 --> 1:09:22.800 don't connect with any of this. This is nonsense. The 1:09:22.939 --> 1:09:28.660 fuck are you talking about? And when we resist any categorization, 1:09:29.340 --> 1:09:31.990 it allows someone who has the kind of beliefs of 1:09:32.330 --> 1:09:38.150 Alex and Russell to gain the power of the name Christian. 1:09:38.290 --> 1:09:38.390 Yeah. 1:09:38.930 --> 1:09:42.450 And I think that that's irresponsible too. 1:09:42.630 --> 1:09:44.990 That's exactly it. That is exactly it. 1:09:45.070 --> 1:09:49.500 When you are allowed to represent Christianity like this, you 1:09:49.800 --> 1:09:51.800 are saying that it's okay. 1:09:51.479 --> 1:09:53.440 For this to be what Christianity is. 1:09:53.660 --> 1:09:59.549 Yeah. And you're stealing the masses of followers of something 1:09:59.590 --> 1:10:02.050 that is not what you believe. But you're like, look 1:10:02.070 --> 1:10:04.889 how many Christians there are. And you imagine, you pretend 1:10:04.910 --> 1:10:07.710 that it's like, people believe the same shit you do. 1:10:07.830 --> 1:10:08.610 It's not. 1:10:08.650 --> 1:10:14.549 Yeah, it's putting a fucking Christ on top of esoteric bullshit. 1:10:14.689 --> 1:10:14.910 Yeah. 1:10:14.990 --> 1:10:15.189 Yeah. 1:10:15.450 --> 1:10:17.950 It's whatever. Who cares? What you gonna do? 1:10:18.110 --> 1:10:18.380 Yeah. 1:10:18.910 --> 1:10:21.040 So, Russell. 1:10:21.300 --> 1:10:22.060 Yeah. 1:10:22.320 --> 1:10:24.580 I mean, it's a pleasant enough conversation. 1:10:24.900 --> 1:10:25.979 I understand that. 1:10:26.220 --> 1:10:29.180 Yeah. But I really do get the feeling that he 1:10:29.240 --> 1:10:32.599 does not really like Alex that much and vice versa. 1:10:33.160 --> 1:10:34.620 And it's sometimes hard to hide. 1:10:34.680 --> 1:10:34.800 Yeah. 1:10:35.800 --> 1:10:39.340 Because you have this extraordinary imagination and capacity for information 1:10:39.400 --> 1:10:43.860 and you range intergalactically and cosmologically, Alex, you know, you 1:10:43.930 --> 1:10:47.910 move from methylene blue to interdimensional war, which I suppose 1:10:47.950 --> 1:10:49.710 is what the Smurfs and Gargamel are doing. 1:10:50.229 --> 1:10:50.650 By the way. 1:10:50.930 --> 1:10:52.610 Is methylene blue Smurf blood? 1:10:52.729 --> 1:10:53.050 Let's stop. 1:10:53.070 --> 1:10:55.050 Tell us the truth, Fauci! 1:10:55.070 --> 1:10:56.830 Tell us the truth, Fauci! 1:10:57.090 --> 1:11:01.030 Is methylene blue? It's Smurf blood! They got Gargamel in there. 1:11:01.170 --> 1:11:01.590 Hold on, hold on. 1:11:01.590 --> 1:11:04.730 He's got Puppet Smurf. He's got Puppet Smurf's nuts. I 1:11:04.750 --> 1:11:05.570 want to see what happens. 1:11:05.590 --> 1:11:09.410 Gargamel's squeezing them nuts. And that's methylene blue. And I'm 1:11:09.530 --> 1:11:10.030 angry about it. 1:11:10.110 --> 1:11:12.130 Look, I just want to say this. You said you 1:11:12.150 --> 1:11:12.870 were going to take it. 1:11:12.970 --> 1:11:13.650 All right, I'll drink it. 1:11:13.710 --> 1:11:14.950 I want to see how it hits you before the 1:11:14.970 --> 1:11:15.290 show ends. 1:11:15.330 --> 1:11:15.650 Go ahead. 1:11:15.790 --> 1:11:18.570 Listen, I'm going to treat the rest of this interview 1:11:18.610 --> 1:11:20.940 as a contest between me and you. Who can say 1:11:20.960 --> 1:11:24.320 the craziest stuff? Who can drink the craziest substances? 1:11:24.340 --> 1:11:25.500 This is war now, Jones. 1:11:28.220 --> 1:11:31.939 I mean, I just think there is a disrespect that's 1:11:32.080 --> 1:11:34.820 implicit in all of this. And why wouldn't there be? 1:11:34.840 --> 1:11:38.509 It started off super disrespectfully on Alex's part. 1:11:38.729 --> 1:11:41.670 There's an inherent disrespect to the moment you do an 1:11:41.710 --> 1:11:42.750 impression of another person. 1:11:42.830 --> 1:11:43.150 Yeah. 1:11:43.270 --> 1:11:46.370 Like in any power situation where somebody has more power 1:11:46.410 --> 1:11:48.930 than you and you do an impression of them, that's 1:11:48.950 --> 1:11:49.519 not going to go well for you. 1:11:49.570 --> 1:11:50.610 Even when there's not. 1:11:50.810 --> 1:11:51.010 Right. 1:11:51.070 --> 1:11:52.340 Even when there's not a power difference. 1:11:52.350 --> 1:11:54.100 It's usually just rude in a regular way. 1:11:54.740 --> 1:11:55.200 I'm Jordan. 1:11:55.280 --> 1:11:55.780 Exactly. 1:11:55.820 --> 1:11:57.140 Yeah. That's not cool. 1:11:57.360 --> 1:11:59.480 That's kind of mean to me. I don't know why 1:11:59.520 --> 1:12:00.019 you did that. 1:12:00.400 --> 1:12:01.559 Because I'm being rude. 1:12:01.620 --> 1:12:04.519 Yeah, absolutely. So if you're going up to somebody's face 1:12:04.590 --> 1:12:06.849 and choosing the one thing about them that has made 1:12:06.910 --> 1:12:10.030 them a fucking joke on the internet for decades. 1:12:10.050 --> 1:12:10.270 Yeah. 1:12:10.590 --> 1:12:13.830 And then yelling it in their voice at them without 1:12:14.050 --> 1:12:16.290 a riff. There's no riff here. 1:12:16.350 --> 1:12:17.219 Well, no, there is. 1:12:17.570 --> 1:12:17.799 Right. 1:12:17.880 --> 1:12:19.780 It's insulting his business strategy. 1:12:19.820 --> 1:12:20.099 Sure. 1:12:20.320 --> 1:12:22.720 And how he overhypes these products. 1:12:22.900 --> 1:12:23.139 Sure. 1:12:23.920 --> 1:12:26.000 That is the riff. That is the joke. 1:12:26.200 --> 1:12:26.400 Right. 1:12:26.740 --> 1:12:29.800 And it's just a joke that can't be taken seriously 1:12:29.939 --> 1:12:32.880 or even humorously in the context of Alex's show. 1:12:33.020 --> 1:12:33.200 Right. 1:12:33.260 --> 1:12:35.860 Because it unfortunately penetrates what. 1:12:35.740 --> 1:12:36.380 The show is actually about. 1:12:36.400 --> 1:12:38.099 We have to do a completely different show if we 1:12:38.180 --> 1:12:40.220 follow this riff the way it's supposed to go. 1:12:40.380 --> 1:12:44.100 Yeah. And I mean, look, whenever I say stupid shit 1:12:44.120 --> 1:12:47.160 in Alex's voice, I don't do it because... It's an homage. 1:12:47.479 --> 1:12:47.679 No. 1:12:48.640 --> 1:12:49.980 When I will put on an Alex voice. 1:12:50.100 --> 1:12:52.980 At any and all times, every human being putting on 1:12:53.000 --> 1:12:54.840 an Alex voice is in some way making fun of 1:12:54.880 --> 1:12:55.400 him for. 1:12:55.920 --> 1:12:56.580 What he is. 1:12:56.860 --> 1:12:57.059 Yeah. 1:12:57.360 --> 1:12:57.599 Yeah. 1:12:58.120 --> 1:12:58.970 I don't think there's a. 1:13:00.990 --> 1:13:04.919 I just thought of Gavin McGinnis arguing that blackface was reverent. 1:13:05.020 --> 1:13:06.139 Yeah, there is that. 1:13:06.280 --> 1:13:08.780 There is no reverent Alex impression. 1:13:08.939 --> 1:13:09.040 No. 1:13:09.160 --> 1:13:10.320 It's always insulting. 1:13:10.500 --> 1:13:15.280 No, nobody's like doing dueling Carsons. Like, oh, this is 1:13:15.360 --> 1:13:17.020 remember whenever comedy used to be great. 1:13:17.400 --> 1:13:18.309 This is not the same thing. 1:13:18.850 --> 1:13:22.150 So this clip is not connected to much, but it's 1:13:22.170 --> 1:13:25.510 a little piece of lore that we need. So this 1:13:25.530 --> 1:13:26.870 is just for the future. Okay. 1:13:27.300 --> 1:13:28.469 You know, my dad did get it. 1:13:28.479 --> 1:13:29.920 I got methylene blue on my hand. 1:13:29.960 --> 1:13:31.620 My dad did get it. It's the mark of the beast. 1:13:31.960 --> 1:13:33.820 My dad, I've told this forever, but they always have 1:13:33.840 --> 1:13:35.590 this as a secret. Oh, he found this out. No, 1:13:35.610 --> 1:13:37.330 my dad got recruited into MKUltra. 1:13:37.830 --> 1:13:38.290 Oh, yeah, I know. 1:13:38.410 --> 1:13:39.850 I've heard you say that before. I wanted to just 1:13:39.870 --> 1:13:40.750 ask you. But he didn't know. 1:13:40.770 --> 1:13:44.650 He thought he was joining NASA. But that's the reason 1:13:44.689 --> 1:13:45.010 I know about it. 1:13:45.030 --> 1:13:46.250 Alex, I've got a series of questions. 1:13:46.689 --> 1:13:49.380 You can't be taking someone seriously if that's your response to, 1:13:49.479 --> 1:13:51.640 my dad was in MKUltra, but he thought he was 1:13:51.720 --> 1:13:52.000 in NASA. 1:13:52.020 --> 1:13:54.780 Yeah, I heard you. I heard you say that before. Anyways, 1:13:54.820 --> 1:13:55.320 moving on. 1:13:55.600 --> 1:13:59.590 Yeah. That would be very interesting if for any moment 1:13:59.670 --> 1:14:00.510 I thought it was true. 1:14:00.650 --> 1:14:00.849 Yeah. 1:14:01.070 --> 1:14:03.050 Even a little bit. If for a second I thought 1:14:03.070 --> 1:14:05.750 there was any dignity in taking you seriously, I would 1:14:05.770 --> 1:14:06.670 have a follow-up question. 1:14:06.689 --> 1:14:10.150 There have been like a hundred documentaries on MKUltra. There 1:14:10.170 --> 1:14:13.680 have been like a thousand books on MKUltra. There have 1:14:13.689 --> 1:14:16.740 been documents upon documents upon documents. I understand that the 1:14:16.840 --> 1:14:19.600 ones that the CIA destroyed no longer exist, but I 1:14:19.640 --> 1:14:22.440 doubt they were purely about David Jones. they were all 1:14:22.500 --> 1:14:25.620 about they were all david jones related those are the 1:14:25.720 --> 1:14:28.660 only documents the cia managed to get rid of fine 1:14:28.939 --> 1:14:31.939 perfect cover-up that's i mean obviously there's no way that 1:14:32.050 --> 1:14:34.130 anybody ever thought to talk to this guy. 1:14:33.990 --> 1:14:36.410 Before never nope he's very private yep. 1:14:36.450 --> 1:14:39.070 Absolutely he only has a son who's got one of 1:14:39.130 --> 1:14:41.390 the loudest fucking bullshit shows. 1:14:41.210 --> 1:14:44.400 On the world yeah he and like if he was 1:14:44.700 --> 1:14:47.920 like involved in mk ultra and all this stuff like 1:14:48.700 --> 1:14:51.790 ask some questions about your dad start to dig in there. 1:14:51.870 --> 1:14:52.550 I mean, come on. 1:14:52.930 --> 1:14:56.400 Anyway, you know, there's a lot of talk in the 1:14:56.439 --> 1:14:59.560 world about people being paid by governments in order to 1:14:59.600 --> 1:15:03.720 push propaganda and what have you. And Russell is like, 1:15:03.920 --> 1:15:05.340 no one's ever given me any money. 1:15:06.220 --> 1:15:07.520 I've never been offered anything of you. 1:15:07.580 --> 1:15:10.559 I've never had anyone from Mossad or. 1:15:10.500 --> 1:15:12.099 Any deep state agency say to me. 1:15:12.420 --> 1:15:13.879 We'll give you $ 10 million. 1:15:13.939 --> 1:15:17.040 That's because you've been assessed, Russell. I'm too crazy. 1:15:17.080 --> 1:15:17.800 You're too crazy. 1:15:18.290 --> 1:15:20.260 Well, I have been. 1:15:20.280 --> 1:15:20.940 I didn't say that. 1:15:21.360 --> 1:15:23.580 Oh, yeah. 1:15:23.740 --> 1:15:25.760 But even though they said, well, we did the assessments, 1:15:26.260 --> 1:15:27.479 we don't think you're going to take it, but you 1:15:27.500 --> 1:15:28.780 know you're going to be destroyed if you don't. I 1:15:29.340 --> 1:15:31.849 can tell you some of the stories if you want. Yeah, yeah, 1:15:31.890 --> 1:15:34.550 go on. They were off the record meetings, but the 1:15:34.590 --> 1:15:37.030 point is that I can tell you the general stuff. 1:15:37.070 --> 1:15:37.930 It's 100% real. 1:15:38.170 --> 1:15:41.730 Hey, dipshit, no one buys it. We're sitting here in 1:15:41.750 --> 1:15:46.410 the room, and you have, like, Alex... has lost confidence 1:15:46.650 --> 1:15:49.580 in his own thing here. You can feel the energy 1:15:49.700 --> 1:15:50.620 leave his body. 1:15:50.700 --> 1:15:50.860 Yep. 1:15:51.240 --> 1:15:55.130 When Russell's like, I haven't been offered money. Oh, you've 1:15:55.170 --> 1:15:58.410 been assessed. Oh, so you've been assessed too. No, no. 1:15:58.650 --> 1:16:01.210 They assessed me and they said they'd still give me money, 1:16:01.250 --> 1:16:02.910 but they knew I wasn't going to take it. And 1:16:02.930 --> 1:16:05.230 then I would be destroyed anyway. Do you want to 1:16:05.270 --> 1:16:07.170 hear the stories of the times that the devil talked 1:16:07.189 --> 1:16:08.880 to me and told me those? Sure, buddy. 1:16:09.150 --> 1:16:09.439 Yep. 1:16:09.479 --> 1:16:11.350 This is the type of stuff that you would hear 1:16:11.400 --> 1:16:15.080 in third grade and you'd be like, wow, you're very immature. 1:16:15.780 --> 1:16:17.340 Or you're so creative. 1:16:19.120 --> 1:16:19.820 Absolutely. 1:16:19.880 --> 1:16:20.140 Yeah. 1:16:20.300 --> 1:16:21.439 There's definitely some of that. 1:16:21.500 --> 1:16:23.400 You've got quite an imagination on you, kid. 1:16:26.890 --> 1:16:29.210 It's just so much over and over and over again. Like, 1:16:29.670 --> 1:16:31.670 I want you to think I'm cool. Look at all 1:16:31.710 --> 1:16:33.990 these cool things. I'm showing you all of my toys 1:16:34.370 --> 1:16:37.670 in my room. Look, here's my dad. He was in MKUltra. 1:16:37.710 --> 1:16:38.310 Isn't that cool? 1:16:38.330 --> 1:16:38.889 It's so cool. 1:16:38.970 --> 1:16:40.070 Isn't that cool? No? 1:16:41.070 --> 1:16:43.809 Even the sounds that he's making are literally like that 1:16:43.890 --> 1:16:45.510 third grader, I'm not interested in your toys. 1:16:45.530 --> 1:16:48.180 They're the sounds of a person who's like, I think 1:16:48.220 --> 1:16:51.880 it's embarrassing if I just agree with you. I think 1:16:51.979 --> 1:16:55.460 some people who like me would... Look down upon me 1:16:55.720 --> 1:16:56.880 if I had that. 1:16:57.220 --> 1:16:59.460 My social status goes down. 1:16:59.620 --> 1:16:59.880 Yeah. 1:17:00.000 --> 1:17:00.200 Yeah. 1:17:00.460 --> 1:17:04.479 You're embarrassing. So Russell starts to talk about how he's 1:17:04.520 --> 1:17:07.900 moved to Florida. And since he's moved to Florida, he's 1:17:07.920 --> 1:17:13.120 realized that there's an attack on men. These men, they're 1:17:13.160 --> 1:17:16.650 who we need in a crisis. Right. Because men, they 1:17:16.670 --> 1:17:19.450 shoot guns better and they fight back better and they're 1:17:19.490 --> 1:17:21.229 strong and they have muscles. Oh, my God. 1:17:21.310 --> 1:17:21.470 Right. 1:17:22.040 --> 1:17:25.660 So the globalists and the man, they're attacking men. 1:17:25.960 --> 1:17:26.200 Sure. 1:17:26.840 --> 1:17:29.700 So when the crisis comes, the men won't be able 1:17:29.740 --> 1:17:30.000 to help. 1:17:30.180 --> 1:17:30.620 Makes sense. 1:17:30.720 --> 1:17:32.059 Do you know what I felt? 1:17:32.100 --> 1:17:37.059 Now that I live in Florida among Floridians in the panhandle, 1:17:37.439 --> 1:17:41.000 I started to understand that the vilification of men with 1:17:41.060 --> 1:17:44.840 protector capacity is in order to ensure that they aren't 1:17:44.880 --> 1:17:49.040 given their rightful position in the forthcoming conflict, i.e., we 1:17:49.060 --> 1:17:50.830 should look to and honor those men. 1:17:50.840 --> 1:17:51.340 Yeah, the enemy. 1:17:52.370 --> 1:17:54.250 Or a lot of them are rapists. 1:17:54.689 --> 1:17:57.870 So if you undermine those men and talk about those 1:17:57.930 --> 1:18:01.270 men as if they're fundamentally misogynist or racist or rapist. 1:18:01.450 --> 1:18:03.530 Ah, you mean the rapist you are. 1:18:03.570 --> 1:18:05.570 Recognize where your leaders are going to come from. 1:18:05.810 --> 1:18:07.050 Your leaders and your warriors. 1:18:07.810 --> 1:18:10.780 Not from the rapists. 1:18:11.220 --> 1:18:12.599 Because they've studied all the world. 1:18:13.380 --> 1:18:14.019 The whole world. 1:18:14.040 --> 1:18:15.640 The Germans are powerful in a war, but they're controlled 1:18:15.660 --> 1:18:16.080 by government. 1:18:16.360 --> 1:18:16.719 Idiots. 1:18:16.800 --> 1:18:19.320 In all the Pentagon documents, in the leftists, they say 1:18:19.340 --> 1:18:24.070 we're worried about the Scots... and the Irish, and then 1:18:24.090 --> 1:18:26.530 a subset, the Brits, which you know are totally cowed 1:18:26.650 --> 1:18:30.089 in their countries. But the spirit of that, which founded America, 1:18:30.150 --> 1:18:33.170 the Texas Revolution, in the enemy war games, they're obsessed. 1:18:33.189 --> 1:18:36.210 They said the rebellious of the Scots, the spirit of 1:18:36.250 --> 1:18:39.070 that as an America, it must be crushed. Unofficial, putting 1:18:39.110 --> 1:18:41.189 on documents. They are obsessed over that. 1:18:41.910 --> 1:18:43.570 They're just obsessed about the Scots. 1:18:43.590 --> 1:18:45.389 So fucking obsessed with the Scots. 1:18:45.450 --> 1:18:47.010 The Scots are too rebellious. 1:18:47.229 --> 1:18:49.850 The British intelligence has studied the world. 1:18:49.870 --> 1:18:49.970 Right. 1:18:50.400 --> 1:18:53.059 Now, it just so happens they're really focused on the 1:18:53.100 --> 1:18:54.140 people in their backyards. 1:18:54.160 --> 1:18:55.559 Is that crazy? 1:18:55.920 --> 1:18:58.300 But also, there's a piece of this, too, where Alex 1:18:58.340 --> 1:19:01.820 is like, the British intelligence has studied the world. And 1:19:01.840 --> 1:19:05.160 then he starts talking about the Pentagon and the Army 1:19:05.200 --> 1:19:05.979 War College. 1:19:06.020 --> 1:19:06.120 Yep. 1:19:06.780 --> 1:19:09.930 The globalists and the leftists. What happened to the British intelligence? 1:19:10.030 --> 1:19:10.510 I mean, you know. 1:19:10.570 --> 1:19:11.429 It's all over the map. 1:19:11.450 --> 1:19:14.269 They picked the Scots. And so then the Pentagon was like, well, 1:19:14.350 --> 1:19:15.350 obviously the Scots. 1:19:15.670 --> 1:19:15.890 Right. 1:19:16.310 --> 1:19:18.020 But then the Scots moved to Texas. 1:19:18.180 --> 1:19:19.680 Yeah, they did the Texas Revolution. 1:19:19.700 --> 1:19:23.460 So then now the Scots stole part of Mexico, I guess. 1:19:23.620 --> 1:19:24.920 Along with the Irish. Right. 1:19:25.380 --> 1:19:26.979 Well, but I mean, we were going. 1:19:26.900 --> 1:19:27.380 To give it back. 1:19:27.700 --> 1:19:27.880 Right. 1:19:27.979 --> 1:19:31.920 That was the plan. just borrowing yeah absolutely that's like 1:19:31.979 --> 1:19:32.600 a ladder. 1:19:32.580 --> 1:19:35.510 Yeah so i get that uh russell was trying to 1:19:35.570 --> 1:19:38.490 come in here with a misogyny men's rights kind of 1:19:38.590 --> 1:19:41.790 angle and alex has now hijacked this and taken this 1:19:41.850 --> 1:19:45.760 in a pretty racist direction yeah and it's not just 1:19:45.820 --> 1:19:50.150 that the scots are good it's that White people seem 1:19:50.170 --> 1:19:52.070 to be the only people capable of leadership. 1:19:52.100 --> 1:19:53.150 So strange how that works. 1:19:53.220 --> 1:19:55.380 So what I felt like around Florida is that these 1:19:55.479 --> 1:19:57.799 men with their trucks and their guns and their hunting 1:19:57.820 --> 1:20:00.960 and their competence and their confidence, these men. 1:20:00.860 --> 1:20:03.380 Are very, very important that they are honored. 1:20:03.400 --> 1:20:06.880 They're the only people left for attack action. And they 1:20:06.920 --> 1:20:11.110 can inspire the Hispanics, the blacks, everybody into leadership. So 1:20:11.150 --> 1:20:15.969 the enemy's assessed it. And they're worried about classic British 1:20:16.170 --> 1:20:17.690 Isles will. 1:20:18.030 --> 1:20:20.610 Yeah, I can't imagine why MSNBC would say you're racist. 1:20:20.970 --> 1:20:26.290 I can't imagine. Crazy. Weirdest thing. 1:20:26.370 --> 1:20:28.610 You didn't even need that. You didn't need that. 1:20:28.990 --> 1:20:31.990 You could have just left the implied racism there. You 1:20:32.010 --> 1:20:33.930 didn't need to be like, and then they'll bring the 1:20:33.990 --> 1:20:34.590 blacks up. 1:20:34.630 --> 1:20:35.910 Like, what are you doing? 1:20:36.030 --> 1:20:39.090 Their courage will inspire the Hispanics and the blacks. 1:20:39.570 --> 1:20:40.100 This is the 50s? 1:20:40.370 --> 1:20:47.050 These classic English aisles. The only people who can take action. 1:20:47.210 --> 1:20:50.099 That did sound so tired at the end. You know the... 1:20:50.900 --> 1:20:51.860 The English Isles. 1:20:52.140 --> 1:20:54.879 Can you imagine talking to Russell for an hour? That 1:20:54.920 --> 1:20:55.679 would be exhausting. 1:20:55.720 --> 1:20:56.780 It would be so tiring. 1:20:56.800 --> 1:20:57.060 Yeah. 1:20:57.280 --> 1:20:59.599 I don't fault his fatigue. 1:20:59.780 --> 1:21:02.190 No, it does feel sometimes like Russell Brand is like 1:21:02.229 --> 1:21:03.390 an emotional vampire. 1:21:03.450 --> 1:21:05.170 Just drags everything out of you. 1:21:06.090 --> 1:21:08.190 That might just be the gothic heroine-y vibe. 1:21:08.229 --> 1:21:08.570 That's true. 1:21:08.590 --> 1:21:09.630 Makes you think vampire. 1:21:09.950 --> 1:21:10.510 That could be. 1:21:11.570 --> 1:21:15.370 So Russell apparently saw a picture of General Patton in 1:21:15.390 --> 1:21:16.490 the Infowars office. 1:21:16.790 --> 1:21:17.010 Right. 1:21:17.090 --> 1:21:18.550 And so he asks Alex about that. 1:21:18.570 --> 1:21:19.030 Okay. 1:21:19.210 --> 1:21:20.790 And then weirdly they just start praying. 1:21:21.550 --> 1:21:23.890 So why are you obsessed with Patton then? Why do 1:21:23.910 --> 1:21:26.429 you like General Patton? What do you think is unique 1:21:26.450 --> 1:21:26.810 about Patton? 1:21:26.850 --> 1:21:27.750 I see you've got a picture of. 1:21:27.729 --> 1:21:30.370 Him out there, and I know that what I like 1:21:30.410 --> 1:21:32.650 about him, particularly how he was played by George C. 1:21:32.689 --> 1:21:34.510 Scott, is that if you go- Well, we've taken down 1:21:34.570 --> 1:21:36.910 most of the pitchers, because we've been almost shut down 1:21:36.950 --> 1:21:38.809 a few times. So I like Patton, but it's kind 1:21:38.850 --> 1:21:40.420 of a few pitchers they left up. I think it's 1:21:40.460 --> 1:21:42.860 a newer thing. I mean, he was a direct general, 1:21:43.020 --> 1:21:45.540 and he knew what was going on, and he was 1:21:45.560 --> 1:21:45.939 straight up. 1:21:46.080 --> 1:21:46.910 He knew what was up. 1:21:46.920 --> 1:21:49.640 He said, mercilessly, viciously, you made me exhausted. Your enemy's 1:21:49.660 --> 1:21:52.370 more exhausted. I mean, we like that spirit. 1:21:52.650 --> 1:21:55.270 We like the spirit of battle, the spirit of fighting, 1:21:55.310 --> 1:21:56.430 and the spirit of fortitude. 1:21:56.750 --> 1:21:58.410 Hey, maybe we should do that prayer now, Alex. 1:21:58.990 --> 1:22:02.219 Please, lead us in it. 1:22:03.900 --> 1:22:07.479 Gracious God, please, Lord, I ask to speak to you, God, 1:22:07.540 --> 1:22:10.140 as you know yourself to be, not my limited childish 1:22:10.200 --> 1:22:13.940 conceptions of what God is. impressions painted in my mind 1:22:13.960 --> 1:22:16.860 by a culture that wants me separated from you. Lord, 1:22:16.920 --> 1:22:19.270 remove from me all which is not in your service, 1:22:19.320 --> 1:22:22.270 my vanity, my narcissism, my need for attention, my constant 1:22:22.550 --> 1:22:23.810 need for love and approval. 1:22:24.990 --> 1:22:28.370 I will say that just limited exposure. 1:22:28.590 --> 1:22:28.790 Yeah. 1:22:29.070 --> 1:22:30.450 He's a better prayer than Alex. 1:22:30.490 --> 1:22:30.969 That's true. 1:22:31.410 --> 1:22:37.290 Alex's prayers are very, they're too familiar. Sure. Sure. They're angry, 1:22:37.450 --> 1:22:41.439 and they usually are very clearly like, I need something. 1:22:41.640 --> 1:22:42.340 Give it to me now. 1:22:42.500 --> 1:22:46.380 Well, I mean, that's the benefit of having a British education, though, 1:22:46.400 --> 1:22:48.940 is you do get a lot more of that language 1:22:48.979 --> 1:22:49.880 built up within you. 1:22:50.060 --> 1:22:50.680 Yeah. 1:22:50.800 --> 1:22:53.240 I mean, he said innocuous earlier. I don't think Alex 1:22:53.280 --> 1:22:55.080 has ever said innocuous in his life. 1:22:55.340 --> 1:22:58.320 Probably not. Yeah. But yeah, he goes on. It's a 1:22:58.400 --> 1:22:59.060 longish prayer. 1:22:59.100 --> 1:22:59.640 That sounds right. 1:23:00.400 --> 1:23:04.960 But yeah, it's a jumping from a picture of Patton to, hey, 1:23:05.000 --> 1:23:08.600 let's do that prayer. It just feels all over the place. 1:23:09.020 --> 1:23:11.769 It feels unnecessary, too. They've already discussed whether or not 1:23:11.810 --> 1:23:14.970 they were going to pray earlier, like with the talk 1:23:14.990 --> 1:23:16.610 about the public thing. 1:23:16.670 --> 1:23:18.550 Yeah, absolutely. What are we doing here? 1:23:18.570 --> 1:23:19.510 I don't know. 1:23:19.670 --> 1:23:20.670 It feels like. 1:23:21.240 --> 1:23:25.150 These people want to not be here, right? But they 1:23:25.189 --> 1:23:26.550 could both not be there. 1:23:26.570 --> 1:23:28.890 They have the power to not be there. Yeah, but 1:23:28.930 --> 1:23:30.450 there's a little bit of money in being there. 1:23:30.470 --> 1:23:33.270 I mean, is there enough money to justify spending an 1:23:33.310 --> 1:23:34.370 hour with Alex Jones? 1:23:34.470 --> 1:23:35.269 That's my question. 1:23:35.300 --> 1:23:37.980 Well, again, I refer you back to earlier when I 1:23:38.020 --> 1:23:41.180 was saying that Russell seems very desperate to not admit 1:23:41.220 --> 1:23:42.519 that this is the bottom of the barrel. 1:23:42.540 --> 1:23:43.080 That's a good point. 1:23:43.240 --> 1:23:45.460 So, yeah, maybe it is worth it to spend a 1:23:45.460 --> 1:23:46.360 little time with Alex. 1:23:46.460 --> 1:23:49.300 I mean, he's living in Florida, so he's probably used 1:23:49.360 --> 1:23:51.430 to this kind of conversational speed. 1:23:51.650 --> 1:23:55.330 Yeah, probably. So they start talking a bit about Trump 1:23:55.970 --> 1:24:01.490 and Russell is insane. He seems to think that Trump 1:24:01.830 --> 1:24:03.650 is like a King David type figure. 1:24:03.710 --> 1:24:04.070 Great. 1:24:04.430 --> 1:24:06.130 Which is just just nuts. 1:24:06.630 --> 1:24:09.580 Your review of the Trump administration the last 11 months 1:24:09.660 --> 1:24:12.470 in office or 10 months in office. your positive points, 1:24:12.490 --> 1:24:14.229 your negative points, and what you see the enemy's going 1:24:14.250 --> 1:24:14.710 to throw at us. 1:24:14.910 --> 1:24:16.769 Don't you feel like Trump, in a sense, is a 1:24:17.229 --> 1:24:21.229 creature created by America's imagination, the America of the 80s 1:24:21.260 --> 1:24:24.580 with all of its entrepreneurialism? If America was to create 1:24:24.680 --> 1:24:25.920 its own perfect king. 1:24:25.979 --> 1:24:27.700 He's a ghost of America's greatness. 1:24:28.100 --> 1:24:30.410 A ghost of America's greatness. A beautiful way of putting it. 1:24:30.420 --> 1:24:32.260 Of course he flew around in a plane with his 1:24:32.320 --> 1:24:34.450 own name on it. Of course he literally drinks Diet 1:24:34.530 --> 1:24:37.849 Coke and eats McDonald's. That's what the American mystic would do. 1:24:37.890 --> 1:24:41.450 That's what the American anointed king, the David of America, 1:24:41.470 --> 1:24:44.170 I suppose he is in some kind of way. fallen 1:24:44.220 --> 1:24:47.140 and broken, but a bulwark to the systems that would 1:24:47.160 --> 1:24:48.599 have succeeded. 1:24:48.040 --> 1:24:50.559 Without the intervention of the MAGA movement. 1:24:50.680 --> 1:24:54.500 Of course, I am noticing that those wars are continuing. 1:24:54.540 --> 1:24:57.679 Of course, I'm noticing that there appear to be interests 1:24:57.760 --> 1:24:59.740 that are supranational, i.e. 1:24:59.939 --> 1:25:02.849 Outside of the U.S. government and outside of the U.S. 1:25:02.910 --> 1:25:07.390 Nation that seem to have undue influence on American foreign policy. 1:25:07.790 --> 1:25:10.629 So obviously he's talking about a suspiciousness about Israel. 1:25:10.729 --> 1:25:10.889 Yeah. 1:25:11.110 --> 1:25:15.460 But I, I can't tell just from this interview and, 1:25:15.600 --> 1:25:19.120 you know, not knowing too much about this ding dongs, uh, 1:25:19.200 --> 1:25:20.340 like consistent work. 1:25:20.500 --> 1:25:20.720 Yeah. 1:25:20.860 --> 1:25:23.720 But he's, he's saying I'm noticing these things. 1:25:24.000 --> 1:25:24.220 Right. 1:25:24.520 --> 1:25:27.500 And, uh, you know, a lot of anti-Semitic. 1:25:27.100 --> 1:25:28.530 Noticing is the noticing. 1:25:28.610 --> 1:25:31.410 Well, but that is a code that a lot of 1:25:31.450 --> 1:25:33.670 people use, but at the same time, it's also a 1:25:33.750 --> 1:25:36.689 normal word, which is a noticing, which is the problem with, 1:25:36.990 --> 1:25:38.630 you know, dog whistly type stuff. 1:25:38.830 --> 1:25:40.530 Well, that's why it works. 1:25:40.689 --> 1:25:43.640 Exactly. So I would be remiss if I didn't say 1:25:43.680 --> 1:25:44.940 that's mighty suspicious. 1:25:45.140 --> 1:25:45.340 Right. 1:25:45.479 --> 1:25:48.320 But at the same time, it could be a coincidence 1:25:48.840 --> 1:25:54.100 and he's not expressing an anti-Semitic undertone. 1:25:54.220 --> 1:25:54.480 Okay. 1:25:54.920 --> 1:25:55.840 It's hard to say. 1:25:55.900 --> 1:25:59.180 Here's another one. New challenge. New challenge rule. That's a foul. 1:25:59.640 --> 1:26:03.670 So you call foul. You have to immediately establish, do 1:26:03.710 --> 1:26:05.090 you mean that or do you not mean that? 1:26:05.490 --> 1:26:05.689 Yeah. 1:26:05.830 --> 1:26:06.630 Got to do what you got to do. 1:26:06.790 --> 1:26:07.070 Yeah. 1:26:07.210 --> 1:26:09.010 Then we can move on with your next thought. But 1:26:09.050 --> 1:26:11.530 you can't continue unless I know for sure. 1:26:12.090 --> 1:26:12.290 Right? 1:26:12.710 --> 1:26:12.990 Yeah. 1:26:13.130 --> 1:26:16.400 Yeah. If you wink at me We got to clear up. 1:26:16.479 --> 1:26:16.910 Are you winking? 1:26:16.979 --> 1:26:17.720 Yeah, exactly. 1:26:17.760 --> 1:26:18.400 Like, what are you doing? 1:26:18.460 --> 1:26:18.680 Yeah. 1:26:18.760 --> 1:26:22.040 Did you blink poorly or did you wink at me? 1:26:22.200 --> 1:26:25.360 Yeah. And I'm, I'm inclined to just go ahead and say, 1:26:25.380 --> 1:26:28.240 I don't really care. You suck because you're saying that 1:26:28.280 --> 1:26:31.840 Trump is a King David anointed leader of America. Yeah. 1:26:32.400 --> 1:26:36.400 And it makes his point is interesting. And it's because 1:26:36.610 --> 1:26:40.910 there's this idea that like, what image would we conjure 1:26:40.990 --> 1:26:42.210 out of our imagination? 1:26:42.229 --> 1:26:42.309 Sure. 1:26:43.200 --> 1:26:46.000 And yeah, Trump is a leader that would come out 1:26:46.040 --> 1:26:49.800 of the lies and cocaine of the 80s. Sure. Like, yes, 1:26:50.020 --> 1:26:52.870 the lie of America would create Trump. 1:26:52.990 --> 1:26:53.189 Yeah. 1:26:53.290 --> 1:26:58.250 Not the real ambition and the real. Right. Like spirit 1:26:58.490 --> 1:26:59.670 of what this country. 1:26:59.810 --> 1:27:01.970 We already did Bateman. We got it. We nailed it. 1:27:02.390 --> 1:27:02.530 Yeah. 1:27:02.550 --> 1:27:05.080 We didn't need to watch that guy become king. No, 1:27:05.100 --> 1:27:07.260 but we are. Yeah, that's the problem. 1:27:07.360 --> 1:27:08.620 And they think he's King David. 1:27:08.820 --> 1:27:12.790 I mean, you know, I always remember that. So I 1:27:12.850 --> 1:27:16.740 remember that story. And I remember thinking like, man, that guy. 1:27:17.580 --> 1:27:18.620 must not have gone to heaven. 1:27:18.640 --> 1:27:19.979 You're talking about Patrick Bateman? 1:27:20.160 --> 1:27:20.810 No, no, no. 1:27:20.860 --> 1:27:25.230 So King David, he's like sending that guy and he's like, hey, 1:27:25.290 --> 1:27:26.730 go fight in that war. And then he goes, fucks 1:27:26.750 --> 1:27:29.430 that guy's wife. And then that guy dies and they 1:27:29.450 --> 1:27:32.090 don't really feel bad about it. And then later on, 1:27:32.430 --> 1:27:33.710 God's like, that guy's super cool. 1:27:33.870 --> 1:27:34.930 Love that guy. 1:27:35.050 --> 1:27:37.599 So the guy who died in the war that he 1:27:37.840 --> 1:27:41.960 didn't need to fight he probably couldn't have gone to heaven, right? 1:27:42.040 --> 1:27:45.040 Because if God is like looking down at David, like 1:27:45.439 --> 1:27:46.440 that guy's fucking great. 1:27:46.780 --> 1:27:49.180 You're like looking over at God being like, that guy fucking, 1:27:49.460 --> 1:27:50.599 he fucked my wife. 1:27:50.979 --> 1:27:51.320 Yeah. 1:27:51.400 --> 1:27:54.880 You know, he murdered me and then fucked my wife. Right. 1:27:55.080 --> 1:27:55.320 Right? 1:27:55.380 --> 1:27:57.700 So God can't be cool with that guy. That guy's 1:27:57.720 --> 1:27:59.140 got to be in hell. But you don't know that 1:27:59.160 --> 1:28:01.560 he's all that mad. That's small-minded of you. 1:28:01.680 --> 1:28:03.639 I mean, that's fair. That's fair. 1:28:03.660 --> 1:28:05.280 Maybe that guy's like, he fucked my wife, but I 1:28:05.320 --> 1:28:05.570 get it. 1:28:05.580 --> 1:28:08.089 He's great. He's a great leader. No, no, no. I 1:28:08.100 --> 1:28:10.189 get it. I get it. Maybe he's got that kind 1:28:10.229 --> 1:28:11.330 of long-term thinking. 1:28:11.370 --> 1:28:13.750 Yeah, I don't remember from the story what his take 1:28:13.850 --> 1:28:14.309 on it was. 1:28:14.870 --> 1:28:16.070 I don't think he gets a take. 1:28:16.229 --> 1:28:20.730 I think that if you are God, and you're in 1:28:20.770 --> 1:28:22.790 a situation where it's like, I fucking love this guy, 1:28:22.830 --> 1:28:25.630 but he... He sent that guy to die and he 1:28:25.670 --> 1:28:26.310 banged his wife. 1:28:26.470 --> 1:28:28.040 He's like the Russell brand of guys. 1:28:28.200 --> 1:28:30.360 I would just be like, that guy gets into heaven. 1:28:30.380 --> 1:28:32.640 We give him a pass. Like, we just got to 1:28:32.640 --> 1:28:36.400 smooth this one over. Like, let him in. 1:28:36.400 --> 1:28:39.030 Like, okay, so so maybe the guy is a real 1:28:39.050 --> 1:28:42.110 piece of shit right and god was all ready. 1:28:41.850 --> 1:28:43.599 To be like i'm gonna get rid of. 1:28:43.560 --> 1:28:46.960 Your ass oh david uh you gotta let this guy 1:28:47.020 --> 1:28:49.439 in yeah grease the wheel david fucked up it's yeah 1:28:49.460 --> 1:28:51.580 that happens we're covering up for david it's like a 1:28:51.620 --> 1:28:53.880 nepo baby thing we gotta we gotta give this guy 1:28:53.939 --> 1:28:54.460 we gotta. 1:28:54.300 --> 1:28:59.120 Blackmail maybe yeah anyway uh i think uh russell's stupid 1:28:59.320 --> 1:29:03.170 yeah So Alex has some thoughts about what's going on 1:29:03.210 --> 1:29:07.070 with the Trump administration vis-a-vis the government shutdown. Sure. And 1:29:07.110 --> 1:29:07.630 what have you. 1:29:07.670 --> 1:29:07.870 Right. 1:29:08.070 --> 1:29:09.840 And he just directly lies. 1:29:10.620 --> 1:29:13.550 I feel that we will experience successive crises until the 1:29:13.610 --> 1:29:18.990 institutions that benefit from crises are dismantled. They include global 1:29:19.270 --> 1:29:22.610 bureaucracies that are unelected, deep state interests, but also powerful 1:29:22.689 --> 1:29:26.720 corporate and commercial interests. All of them, as you've described articulately, 1:29:26.760 --> 1:29:29.979 beautifully and passionately for many years, are interwoven and interconnected 1:29:30.320 --> 1:29:32.820 and they're deeply robust and potent. You won't get a 1:29:32.860 --> 1:29:35.700 better example other than on Alex Jones on Infowars than 1:29:35.740 --> 1:29:37.099 that speech from Network. 1:29:37.180 --> 1:29:38.120 That is how power works. 1:29:38.380 --> 1:29:41.540 I remember General Parton, head of Air Force Weapons Development, 1:29:41.840 --> 1:29:44.280 told me 30 years ago, when they cut off SNAP, 1:29:44.820 --> 1:29:47.349 you know they're doing the uprising. And now the Supreme 1:29:47.390 --> 1:29:49.349 Court just blocked Trump trying to turn SNAP back on. 1:29:50.510 --> 1:29:51.410 SNAP is the food. 1:29:51.770 --> 1:29:52.810 SNAP is the food. 1:29:52.830 --> 1:29:53.650 SNAP is the food. 1:29:53.950 --> 1:29:57.450 So Alex is an absolute unrepentant liar. He knows fully 1:29:57.490 --> 1:30:00.189 well that the Trump administration has been attacking SNAP benefits 1:30:00.310 --> 1:30:03.070 and actually has filed suit to get states to repay 1:30:03.130 --> 1:30:06.780 for benefits that they distributed. Alex knows how severe of 1:30:06.840 --> 1:30:08.700 a situation this is, and that a lot of his 1:30:08.780 --> 1:30:12.620 audience is probably impacted directly by Snap being frozen, so 1:30:12.760 --> 1:30:15.900 it isn't something he can just ignore. The reality of 1:30:15.939 --> 1:30:18.360 the assistance programs being taken away is going to be 1:30:18.380 --> 1:30:20.280 a real wake-up call for a lot of these people, 1:30:20.400 --> 1:30:22.540 and it's going to make a lot of them very mad. 1:30:22.900 --> 1:30:26.230 Or dead. The only way to play this is to 1:30:26.290 --> 1:30:28.710 say that Trump was trying to save Snap payments, but 1:30:28.750 --> 1:30:31.830 the evil globalists won't let him pay it out. It's 1:30:31.870 --> 1:30:34.950 the direct opposite of reality and it runs counter to 1:30:35.010 --> 1:30:39.750 Trump's underlying political ideology. But taking away vulnerable people's access 1:30:39.790 --> 1:30:42.650 to food is such a transparently monstrous thing to do 1:30:42.970 --> 1:30:44.610 that Alex has to make this up. 1:30:44.750 --> 1:30:44.970 Yeah. 1:30:45.030 --> 1:30:49.330 Like he can't justify this on any level. Yeah. It's all... 1:30:50.100 --> 1:30:54.480 Like mental masturbation when you're talking about cutting government excess. Yeah. 1:30:54.560 --> 1:30:56.960 And talking about the red tape and trim the fat 1:30:57.340 --> 1:31:00.419 and what have you. But when people are left to starve, 1:31:02.340 --> 1:31:06.200 that's not abstract anymore. This is quite real. It's the 1:31:06.340 --> 1:31:09.229 end result of what you want and the politics that 1:31:09.270 --> 1:31:09.830 you support. 1:31:09.950 --> 1:31:10.170 Yep. 1:31:10.229 --> 1:31:11.120 So fucking own it. 1:31:11.330 --> 1:31:11.550 Yeah. 1:31:12.510 --> 1:31:15.559 Yeah, that's just one of those ones that's like, it is. 1:31:17.140 --> 1:31:21.120 The fault of everybody that it's on the table, right? 1:31:21.439 --> 1:31:24.679 Like in the same way that abortion is not just, 1:31:24.840 --> 1:31:27.000 like losing abortion is not just the fault of the 1:31:27.040 --> 1:31:28.240 people who like got rid of it. 1:31:28.550 --> 1:31:31.110 It's the fault of people who didn't codify it. It 1:31:31.210 --> 1:31:34.310 shouldn't be on the table at all. It should be 1:31:34.490 --> 1:31:36.610 off the table. If it's on the table, then it's 1:31:36.670 --> 1:31:40.940 there to use. So if you're using food, you're not 1:31:40.979 --> 1:31:43.460 the good guy. You know, giving it out or taking 1:31:43.500 --> 1:31:44.760 it away is not making. 1:31:44.540 --> 1:31:45.120 You the good guy. 1:31:45.400 --> 1:31:46.920 You should remove it from the table. 1:31:47.040 --> 1:31:47.200 Yeah. 1:31:47.460 --> 1:31:48.180 That's the problem. 1:31:48.240 --> 1:31:53.390 And that's honestly, I think, what we need to just 1:31:53.470 --> 1:31:56.809 make as like a cornerstone. food everybody eats yeah yep 1:31:57.170 --> 1:32:01.990 like the unnegotiable exactly nothing like no go fuck yourself 1:32:02.090 --> 1:32:04.330 I don't care right wing left wing I don't give 1:32:04.350 --> 1:32:06.729 a fuck about any of that stuff nope people gotta eat. 1:32:06.770 --> 1:32:09.000 Yep everybody eats and then we can give people the 1:32:09.040 --> 1:32:11.519 food there's no like argument about oh how can we 1:32:11.600 --> 1:32:14.719 compromise on who gets the most nope everybody eats. 1:32:14.740 --> 1:32:18.160 But my DNA is magical and it's a transmission from 1:32:18.180 --> 1:32:18.479 God I. 1:32:18.439 --> 1:32:22.100 Don't care we can argue about tax percentage or whatever 1:32:22.140 --> 1:32:23.930 the fuck you want but everybody eats. 1:32:23.830 --> 1:32:26.070 Yeah yep That would be nice. 1:32:26.250 --> 1:32:26.830 It would be nice. 1:32:27.450 --> 1:32:30.450 So I have recently taken to nature. 1:32:30.689 --> 1:32:30.870 Sure. 1:32:31.189 --> 1:32:32.189 I've gone to the woods. 1:32:32.229 --> 1:32:32.730 You enjoy it. 1:32:33.030 --> 1:32:35.070 And I hate to say this, but this is a 1:32:35.090 --> 1:32:38.270 place where Alex and I agree that nature is kind 1:32:38.310 --> 1:32:41.450 of like a drug. And that it is restorative. And 1:32:41.689 --> 1:32:43.290 it really makes you feel good. 1:32:43.310 --> 1:32:46.010 We're animals. We're animals. We need to connect with our lives. 1:32:46.030 --> 1:32:47.890 So I'm going to agree with Alex for a little 1:32:47.930 --> 1:32:50.760 bit here. And then I'm going to say something very insulting. 1:32:51.189 --> 1:32:53.640 Well, nature's a drug. Everybody knows it. It's not some secret. 1:32:54.000 --> 1:32:55.979 But any time I really get depressed if I do, 1:32:56.000 --> 1:32:59.720 I just go swimming and hiking and just rolling around 1:32:59.740 --> 1:33:01.040 on the grass. I'm just energized. 1:33:01.100 --> 1:33:02.880 You roll around in grass. I'd really like to come 1:33:02.920 --> 1:33:04.900 across you one day in a meadow, Alex. I'd like 1:33:04.920 --> 1:33:06.540 to be going for a dog walk and find Alex 1:33:06.600 --> 1:33:09.840 Jones rolling around in grass. That's what I'd like to do. 1:33:10.080 --> 1:33:14.860 I'm refreshing myself. There's precious ions in here. There's electrolytes 1:33:14.900 --> 1:33:16.729 in the soil. It's filling me up. 1:33:17.120 --> 1:33:20.250 There's nothing like hiking in the middle of nowhere and 1:33:20.290 --> 1:33:21.610 just walking into a lake. 1:33:21.910 --> 1:33:24.210 Hey, motherfucker, how about you keep walking into that lake 1:33:24.250 --> 1:33:27.269 with a heavy coat on? Just keep walking, you piece 1:33:27.290 --> 1:33:28.030 of shit. Just keep on going. 1:33:28.520 --> 1:33:29.480 Just walk down. 1:33:29.520 --> 1:33:32.840 What a perfect thing. Serene. Just keep walking in that lake. 1:33:33.300 --> 1:33:36.440 I mean, I know it's hard to walk with cement shoes, 1:33:36.500 --> 1:33:38.519 but if you just get all the way in there, 1:33:39.020 --> 1:33:40.390 I think I'll be fine with the results. 1:33:40.620 --> 1:33:45.389 Yeah. Yeah, man. Couldn't couldn't think of a better, better, 1:33:46.390 --> 1:33:49.910 more calm place for you to drown in the middle 1:33:49.930 --> 1:33:50.769 of the fucking woods. 1:33:51.110 --> 1:33:53.130 At a certain point, don't you have to be like, hey. 1:33:54.070 --> 1:33:54.990 Don't do that voice of me. 1:33:55.729 --> 1:33:58.430 That was fucking mean. That one was bullshit. That one 1:33:58.450 --> 1:34:01.240 wasn't even close to funny or anything. That was just 1:34:01.300 --> 1:34:01.820 a mean. 1:34:02.420 --> 1:34:03.519 There's electrolytes in the dirt. 1:34:03.560 --> 1:34:05.740 Yeah, that's a mean thing you're saying to me. You're 1:34:05.780 --> 1:34:06.540 being mean to me. 1:34:06.740 --> 1:34:09.660 Well, I think it's because they don't like each other. 1:34:09.920 --> 1:34:12.310 I know. Now, we have one more clip. 1:34:12.430 --> 1:34:12.710 Okay. 1:34:12.970 --> 1:34:15.590 And Alex has been talking about going out and walking 1:34:15.630 --> 1:34:17.250 into a lake and how great that is. It's great. 1:34:17.670 --> 1:34:21.430 He took a walk. He saw this fucking heron. What 1:34:21.470 --> 1:34:24.450 a bird. So he took a picture of this bird. Okay. 1:34:24.570 --> 1:34:26.690 And he wants to show the picture of the bird 1:34:26.830 --> 1:34:27.370 to Russell. 1:34:30.130 --> 1:34:32.970 So we're getting literal. I want you to think I'm cool. 1:34:33.010 --> 1:34:35.090 Here's a picture of an animal. Here's a bird I saw. 1:34:36.800 --> 1:34:40.440 Now, I have to think that this is a passive 1:34:40.479 --> 1:34:43.400 aggressive act. Okay. But Russell starts praying again. 1:34:43.420 --> 1:34:43.580 Okay. 1:34:45.540 --> 1:34:47.519 Oh dear lord get me the fuck out of this 1:34:47.560 --> 1:34:50.130 place jesus christ i'll drop the british. 1:34:49.870 --> 1:34:53.650 Heck this is what i said i'm from florida. 1:34:52.890 --> 1:34:56.830 No no he starts praying for alex to be forgiven 1:34:56.990 --> 1:34:57.689 about saying. 1:34:59.910 --> 1:35:03.460 Okay well that's mean i'm absolutely herons and all the 1:35:03.479 --> 1:35:05.220 rest of this but the point is i'll show you 1:35:05.240 --> 1:35:07.920 some video of this yeah my point is is that 1:35:08.380 --> 1:35:13.439 that's the drug that's when i'm depressed look at that 1:35:13.460 --> 1:35:16.080 picture of a heron i took this morning Like five 1:35:16.100 --> 1:35:16.479 feet tall. 1:35:17.180 --> 1:35:18.269 That's a beautiful heron, man. 1:35:18.280 --> 1:35:19.630 Crane or crane or whatever it is. 1:35:19.630 --> 1:35:21.509 I think it's a heron and it's a bird of wisdom. 1:35:21.530 --> 1:35:23.390 It's a bird of wisdom and it's a, you know, 1:35:23.430 --> 1:35:25.370 not that we believe in superstition or nothing like that, 1:35:25.410 --> 1:35:27.070 but he communicates to us through nature. 1:35:27.150 --> 1:35:30.349 He's primary creation. Yeah, that's a beautiful, beautiful heron. 1:35:30.390 --> 1:35:33.990 Heavenly Father, I pray for absolution and forgiveness for Alex. 1:35:34.070 --> 1:35:36.810 You are the supreme God. You are the supreme God. 1:35:36.880 --> 1:35:38.680 Not the state, not the media, not a set of 1:35:38.740 --> 1:35:43.059 governmental interests. And we pray forgiveness for any transgressions, perceived 1:35:43.140 --> 1:35:46.680 or real, Lord, around the matter of Sandy Hook. Absolute 1:35:46.720 --> 1:35:49.730 forgiveness and atonement through your blood. I pray for the 1:35:49.770 --> 1:35:51.450 people that were affected there, for the. 1:35:51.430 --> 1:35:53.710 People that lost their children there. And I pray your 1:35:53.750 --> 1:35:55.050 forgiveness for your son. 1:35:55.530 --> 1:35:57.690 Alex Jones for the great work that he does and 1:35:57.729 --> 1:35:58.490 continues to do. 1:35:58.510 --> 1:36:00.630 I pray your blessing and your forgiveness. 1:36:00.650 --> 1:36:01.810 You can stop praying now. 1:36:01.840 --> 1:36:02.809 What the fuck, man? 1:36:02.950 --> 1:36:03.320 Buddy. 1:36:03.340 --> 1:36:06.760 I'm not supposed to be apologizing for anything, asshole. 1:36:06.920 --> 1:36:08.920 What the fuck are you doing? You bring up my 1:36:08.979 --> 1:36:10.700 rape trial. I bring up Sandy Hook. 1:36:10.780 --> 1:36:11.240 Now what? 1:36:11.580 --> 1:36:13.760 Now what? Who's got who on this one? 1:36:14.000 --> 1:36:17.750 The bird of wisdom has visited you. Oh, my God. 1:36:18.680 --> 1:36:20.840 Lord, I just want to pray. 1:36:20.900 --> 1:36:23.020 I want you to give your healing hand to the 1:36:23.160 --> 1:36:26.320 syphilis that this man has. Alex Jones, I want God 1:36:26.360 --> 1:36:28.719 to heal you of your syphilis right now. 1:36:28.820 --> 1:36:31.500 My son. I do think that there's something incredibly mean 1:36:31.720 --> 1:36:32.400 about that prayer. 1:36:32.420 --> 1:36:34.870 Yeah, it's a very mean prayer. 1:36:37.790 --> 1:36:40.910 There's a passive aggression that is undeniable. 1:36:41.410 --> 1:36:42.630 I mean, I understand. 1:36:43.090 --> 1:36:46.170 I get why it would be passive aggressive coming from 1:36:46.350 --> 1:36:47.410 any other context. 1:36:47.830 --> 1:36:49.880 I think this is open aggression. I think this is 1:36:49.920 --> 1:36:51.080 a borderline a slap. 1:36:51.500 --> 1:36:55.120 Yeah, yeah. I can't fully disagree. 1:36:55.140 --> 1:36:56.860 Why did you bring up Sandy Hook on me? Because 1:36:56.880 --> 1:36:57.719 the bird of wisdom. 1:36:57.860 --> 1:36:58.620 Exactly. 1:36:59.020 --> 1:36:59.520 Bullshit. 1:36:59.700 --> 1:37:01.059 I saw this great heron. 1:37:02.010 --> 1:37:05.790 No, no, no, no. Foul. I demand you explain yourself 1:37:05.850 --> 1:37:06.340 right now. 1:37:06.729 --> 1:37:11.380 I don't know, man. I think that these dudes are incompatible. 1:37:11.500 --> 1:37:11.660 Yeah. 1:37:12.120 --> 1:37:16.400 Um, as media entities, I think their vibes are bad. 1:37:16.520 --> 1:37:16.660 Yep. 1:37:17.020 --> 1:37:20.390 I think their vibes individually are bad, but then mixed together, 1:37:20.650 --> 1:37:27.530 it's like chocolate on pizza or something like that. It's like, no, no, no, no, no, no. Stop. Um, 1:37:30.479 --> 1:37:33.540 There's some elements of this that are funny. But I 1:37:34.020 --> 1:37:37.220 also recognize in hindsight that this was never going to 1:37:37.240 --> 1:37:40.269 give you superpowers. No. It's not the right kind of annoying. 1:37:40.410 --> 1:37:40.689 No. 1:37:41.350 --> 1:37:42.650 He's so annoying. 1:37:42.729 --> 1:37:42.950 Yeah. 1:37:42.970 --> 1:37:45.349 But it's the wrong vibration. 1:37:45.570 --> 1:37:45.830 It is. 1:37:46.229 --> 1:37:47.250 Yeah. 1:37:47.510 --> 1:37:50.630 And there's a certain amount of satisfaction from just like 1:37:50.710 --> 1:37:57.460 a visceral American feeling of an idiot. interrupting a British 1:37:57.500 --> 1:38:00.500 man saying nothing. That's that's what we're here for. 1:38:00.700 --> 1:38:00.960 Sure. 1:38:01.020 --> 1:38:03.300 That's what God put us on America for. 1:38:03.320 --> 1:38:03.400 Yeah. 1:38:03.960 --> 1:38:06.120 You know, and and I think that there is something 1:38:06.189 --> 1:38:10.860 visceral to about like, dude, you fucked it all up. 1:38:11.270 --> 1:38:11.450 Yeah. 1:38:11.490 --> 1:38:14.349 Like you had you had the life. 1:38:14.610 --> 1:38:14.750 Yep. 1:38:15.050 --> 1:38:18.520 And you just couldn't handle it. And now you're doing this. 1:38:19.180 --> 1:38:22.179 So I think there's a schadenfreude about watching him have 1:38:22.220 --> 1:38:24.710 to talk to Alex. Sure. And I think that that 1:38:24.970 --> 1:38:28.150 takes a lot of the edge off of whatever annoyance 1:38:28.310 --> 1:38:32.230 there could be. If he had just not been himself 1:38:32.810 --> 1:38:37.700 and played his card slightly differently, he could be like... 1:38:38.430 --> 1:38:43.849 a go-to guy for comedic movies. You're not wrong. He 1:38:43.870 --> 1:38:45.230 would never be Seth Rogen. 1:38:45.390 --> 1:38:46.150 No, no. 1:38:46.510 --> 1:38:49.190 But Jonah Hill had a thing he did. 1:38:49.410 --> 1:38:49.630 Right. 1:38:50.110 --> 1:38:50.990 And they just put him in that. 1:38:51.250 --> 1:38:55.230 Aziz Ansari was just in that new Keanu Reeves and 1:38:55.750 --> 1:38:56.670 Seth Rogen movie. 1:38:56.710 --> 1:38:58.010 And he's not doing something new. 1:38:58.170 --> 1:39:00.300 He wrote and directed that movie also. 1:39:00.310 --> 1:39:00.650 Yeah. 1:39:01.630 --> 1:39:05.240 I'll tell you, here's what it is for me. And 1:39:05.280 --> 1:39:07.360 here's what I would guess it is for Alex, too, 1:39:08.620 --> 1:39:11.420 is for all the times that Russell Brand can do 1:39:11.479 --> 1:39:13.960 an Alex impression to Alex's face and say mean things, 1:39:14.620 --> 1:39:16.639 at the end of the day, Alex gets to say, 1:39:17.280 --> 1:39:18.420 you had to come here. 1:39:19.280 --> 1:39:20.019 True. You know? 1:39:20.240 --> 1:39:23.810 And that's the ultimate, like, you're pathetic. 1:39:23.950 --> 1:39:29.470 Well, it's a double-edged sword because... I know what here is. Yeah. Yeah, 1:39:29.850 --> 1:39:32.730 and also, if you're like, you came here, it would 1:39:32.750 --> 1:39:34.350 be easy for Russell to just say, you would have 1:39:34.390 --> 1:39:37.130 come to me if I ever asked. Sure, totally. So, 1:39:37.410 --> 1:39:39.349 you know, it's a hollow victory to be like. 1:39:39.490 --> 1:39:42.230 Well, to be either of these guys is hollow all 1:39:42.270 --> 1:39:42.689 the time. 1:39:42.770 --> 1:39:43.050 Yeah. 1:39:43.229 --> 1:39:44.970 I mean, I guess take your victories where you can 1:39:44.990 --> 1:39:45.450 get them, right? 1:39:45.470 --> 1:39:49.610 Yeah. Well, this disappoints me because I don't know what 1:39:49.720 --> 1:39:51.939 other kind of annoying we're going to have to find. 1:39:52.320 --> 1:39:57.480 I like talking to people who are fun. And we 1:39:57.660 --> 1:40:01.099 have fun, right? Like, I don't even understand this conversation. 1:40:01.540 --> 1:40:04.240 This is not fun, nor is it informative. 1:40:04.300 --> 1:40:05.620 I don't understand this conversation. 1:40:05.640 --> 1:40:07.600 I'm Jordan. 1:40:09.620 --> 1:40:13.500 Dear Lord, I would like to pray for Jordan to 1:40:13.700 --> 1:40:15.960 understand this conversation. 1:40:15.979 --> 1:40:19.520 Lord, don't let anybody know I'm here. I have been demolished. 1:40:21.350 --> 1:40:23.450 Let my embarrassment be completed. 1:40:25.100 --> 1:40:27.340 So I don't know. I don't know either. I can't 1:40:27.420 --> 1:40:31.939 explain it. But we'll be back. Another episode. Indeed we will. 1:40:31.970 --> 1:40:33.200 With some other asshole. 1:40:33.280 --> 1:40:33.509 Yep. 1:40:33.620 --> 1:40:35.030 But until then, we have a website. 1:40:35.070 --> 1:40:36.589 Indeed we do. It's knowledgefight.com. 1:40:36.610 --> 1:40:36.950 Yep. 1:40:37.090 --> 1:40:39.270 We'll be back. But until then, I'm Neo. I'm Leo. 1:40:39.310 --> 1:40:42.430 I'm DZX Clark. I am the Mysterious Professor. 1:40:42.970 --> 1:40:43.230 Woo! 1:40:43.290 --> 1:40:44.350 Yeah! Woo! 1:40:44.430 --> 1:40:44.950 Yeah! 1:40:44.990 --> 1:40:45.670 Woo! 1:40:45.850 --> 1:40:47.910 And now here comes the sex robots. 1:40:48.170 --> 1:40:50.009 Andy in Kansas, you're on the air. Thanks for holding. 1:40:52.170 --> 1:40:52.689 Hello, Alex. 1:40:52.790 --> 1:40:53.680 I'm a first-time caller. 1:40:53.720 --> 1:40:54.440 I'm a huge fan. 1:40:54.520 --> 1:40:55.220 I love your work. 1:40:55.400 --> 1:40:55.670 I love you.