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Speaker 2: Wait a minute, Is this the right number?

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Speaker 3: It's the loser line.

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Speaker 1: Good, just call me back if you haven't heard the

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Speaker 1: loser line before. It works like this. Let's say a

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Speaker 1: guy approaches you while you're out at the club and

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Speaker 1: uses this charming pick up line on you.

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Speaker 4: If I am with the thoplight, I'd turn red every

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Speaker 4: time you pass by, just so I could stare at

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Speaker 4: you a little longer. God, you smell great too? Is

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Speaker 4: that Victoria secret? Mini?

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Speaker 1: Mythed after he says that, do not tell him that

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Speaker 1: he creeps you out more than your weird uncle with

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Speaker 1: his dead parrot collection. Instead, just give him the number,

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Speaker 1: the loser line, so hopefully he leaves an awkward voicemail

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Speaker 1: that we can play on the air.

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Speaker 5: Voicemails like this one.

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Speaker 6: Ah voicemail. Okay, great, Well, let me just tell you

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Speaker 6: that that's not working for me. I was pretty clear

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Speaker 6: when we talked that I'm really busy and my time

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Speaker 6: is extremely valuable. I thought she kind of understood that,

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Speaker 6: So when I said I was going to call, I.

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Speaker 2: Just assumed that you would answer.

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Speaker 6: No idea. Why you're not You're doing your nails or

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Speaker 6: playing with cats or talking to girlfriends or whatever.

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Speaker 2: But it's not cool.

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Speaker 6: That's a shame.

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Speaker 2: We're gonna be done.

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Speaker 6: Before we even really got started.

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Speaker 2: So yeah, I don't know what else to say.

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Speaker 6: Hope your nails look good or whatever. I'm out, Wow.

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Speaker 5: Real girl in his head. It's all stereotyped.

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Speaker 3: I don't get why women are always like I can't

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Speaker 3: find a nice guy like nice.

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Speaker 7: He was even complimented you.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, you guys think when I'm thinking one Democrat right there?

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Speaker 1: Guy leans hard to the left because it's true.

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Speaker 7: I don't know anything about policy.

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Speaker 4: All.

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Speaker 2: Oh you doing?

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Speaker 6: Ah if nice meeting you and.

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Speaker 2: Uh, I hope, h we can make some time we

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Speaker 2: walk and talk.

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Speaker 6: Get know you better? Uh call me.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, next message.

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Speaker 4: Hot.

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Speaker 5: After listening to that good lord.

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Speaker 3: Like someone like across the.

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Speaker 1: Room they were learning English, but they sounded like they

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Speaker 1: spoke English.

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Speaker 6: I think it's those people. Have you ever had conversations

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Speaker 6: with people.

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Speaker 3: Where they put pauses in weird places in the sentence for.

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Speaker 5: Dramatic effects like Obama did? But it's wrong.

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Speaker 4: You keep bringing politics.

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Speaker 5: Say it all checks out right?

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Speaker 7: What is you on?

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Speaker 2: Did you spend the weekend binging some news network or something.

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Speaker 1: I just think it sounds like someone might have been

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Speaker 1: a little bit nervous or he can't speak that well.

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Speaker 1: And you know what, if you want to watch video

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Speaker 1: of some other people who have a hard time getting

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Speaker 1: out simple sentences, head on over to our TikTok at

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Speaker 1: Brook and Jeffrey and you'll see it for yourself.

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Speaker 4: I don't understand what you're doing.

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Speaker 1: They're not even tongue twisters that we do. It's super

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Speaker 1: easy words that most people could say in their sleep,

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Speaker 1: but we can't put them together. So laugh with us

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Speaker 1: or at us at Brook and Jeffrey on TikTok.

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Speaker 5: Now back to the clips.

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Speaker 3: Next, Messa, Hi, it was so great talking to you

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Speaker 3: last night, and I the fact that you love cats,

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Speaker 3: so you should come over to my house this weekend

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Speaker 3: and meet my cat like they're the best. And they're

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Speaker 3: all named after my favorite shows. We have Phoebe ros Chandler, Joey,

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Speaker 3: Rachel and Monica, and then we have Uncle Jesse and

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Speaker 3: Joey number two. Because I know that's like, okay, it's

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Speaker 3: like a lot, but there's Tribiani and Gladstone in this one.

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Speaker 3: Gladstone number two is Gladstone, and then there's Michelle and

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Speaker 3: Stephanie and there was a Danny, but he died, which

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Speaker 3: is like really sad, kind of like the real guy,

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Speaker 3: but like fitting in a weird way. I don't know,

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Speaker 3: but like I don't know. We love Danny. Miss him anyway,

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Speaker 3: call me and you can come over and meet the.

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Speaker 6: Sam next message.

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Speaker 5: Wow, I thought it.

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Speaker 3: Was so cute until she got to the twentieth name

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Speaker 3: of the cat.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, the TV shows were friends in full house that

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Speaker 1: I call him there, I mean I.

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Speaker 5: They got you to move on to the office. Yeah,

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Speaker 5: I don't know, cat named Dwight.

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Speaker 8: Now little tie, we're creating monsters with this second be sorry.

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Speaker 2: Hello, I'm not sure if you remembered me today from

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Speaker 2: the t s A. I was the guy who said

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Speaker 2: hi while doing like the tat down thing on the

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Speaker 2: Bigger the Bigger Dude, and you were you were next,

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Speaker 2: So I noticed you, unfortunately while I was down by

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Speaker 2: his his his team. But I hope you don't mind.

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Speaker 2: I got your your number off of your your luggage tag.

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Speaker 7: I had your address to I didn't I didn't write

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Speaker 7: down address, but you had two numbers written and this

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Speaker 7: one was the one that had like a little star

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Speaker 7: next to it. So I said, well, this I'll call

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Speaker 7: this one first. It looks important. So I guess my

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Speaker 7: question for you is were you leaving or going home?

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Speaker 7: Were you going you're taking a trip coming back in town?

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Speaker 7: Because like if you if you're right around here, then

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Speaker 7: maybe we can hang out, not just you know, in

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Speaker 7: the airport outside of it too.

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Speaker 2: I know there's you know, it just sounds very forward.

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Speaker 2: I get I know, you know, TS agent kind of

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Speaker 2: sound sexy. But it's just a normal job. I'm a

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Speaker 2: normal guy and.

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Speaker 7: I could show you what I do and maybe you can,

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Speaker 7: I don't know, try it out, give me a pat now,

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Speaker 7: I don't know.

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Speaker 2: This is crazy.

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Speaker 1: People are putting the loser Line number on their luggage

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Speaker 1: tags now when they go through security.

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Speaker 5: Not smart guys. I don't actually lose your luggage.

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Speaker 3: It sounds like it's happened so many times to her

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Speaker 3: that she actually had to do this.

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Speaker 1: Wow, I got to know, ladies, a man in uniform

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Speaker 1: does tsa count I never thought.

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Speaker 5: Of this for him, trying to make it sexy. Yeah,

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Speaker 5: issued for yes, yes it is you sells the post office.

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Speaker 3: Nice Brook and Jeffrey in the morning