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Speaker 1: Jubles Second Date Update. The guy on the phone for
Speaker 1: a second Date Update today says he's not the best conversationalist.
Speaker 1: That's what he put in his email. And I'm not
Speaker 1: a very good conversationalist either, So this could be a
Speaker 1: very long, drawn out, awkward second date update, but we're
Speaker 1: gonna do it either way. Curtis, how are you hi? Good? Good? Thanks?
Speaker 1: What's going on? Man? Um? Well, I'm calling for your help. Yeah, well,
Speaker 1: I know that I read I read your email. Why
Speaker 1: don't you tell us a little bit about the girl
Speaker 1: that you want to call today? Where'd you meet her?
Speaker 1: We met online? Um, the first time I've ever done this.
Speaker 1: Met at someone online and I don't normally date, so
Speaker 1: I was really nervous going in. Um, so you don't
Speaker 1: normally date at all? I know I haven't dated and
Speaker 1: sometimes so this is like kind of my way of
Speaker 1: getting back into it. Wow, okay, so this is the
Speaker 1: first date you've been on in a long time. What's
Speaker 1: her name? Her name is Hallie Hallie like halle Berry. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean she's that gorgeous. Yeah, even when you met
Speaker 1: her in person, she turned out just as pretty as
Speaker 1: her online profile. That's what I was so nervous about,
Speaker 1: because I've heard horror stories from people about, you know,
Speaker 1: disastrous meet up. So I was shocked. She looked better
Speaker 1: than her picture. So you told us you haven't been
Speaker 1: on a date long time. You're not a very good conversationalist.
Speaker 1: Was your date with this girl awkward? It wasn't awkward.
Speaker 1: I mean the time we had together, which was somewhat brief,
Speaker 1: was was I thought it was really nice brief. Okay,
Speaker 1: why was it brief? What did you guys do? Well? Um,
Speaker 1: we met at a bar and then we went after
Speaker 1: her to go see a movie, and about five minutes
Speaker 1: into the movie, she went to use the restroom and
Speaker 1: that was the end of our date essentially. Are you
Speaker 1: telling me that she did sho well? No, I mean
Speaker 1: she got up to go to the restroom. I asked
Speaker 1: her if I could take her, and she said no,
Speaker 1: and she went up to the bathroom and I waited
Speaker 1: for five ten minutes went by like I'm still waiting,
Speaker 1: So after about twenty minutes, I went out into the
Speaker 1: into the hallway and I asked one of the ushers
Speaker 1: if they had seen a beautiful young lady going to
Speaker 1: the restroom and uh, okay, that could be creepy. First
Speaker 1: of all, did you explain to them that you were
Speaker 1: like out on a date with her? I mean no, no,
Speaker 1: it was yeah, yeah, I think I think she knew.
Speaker 1: I think no, she knew. I was referring to the
Speaker 1: to my fate. Okay, you're not just standing outside the bathroom.
Speaker 1: Hey have you seen any beautiful young ladies go in there?
Speaker 1: Because so cute? No, I am. After I talked to
Speaker 1: the usher, I went and waited outside of the bathroom
Speaker 1: for you know, thinking she'd come out, And as someone
Speaker 1: was going in, I asked her if she could check
Speaker 1: to see if if Hallie was in there, and I
Speaker 1: described her And when the girl came out, she said
Speaker 1: that no one was in the bathroom. So what did
Speaker 1: you do? Then? You just stood out there? You call
Speaker 1: her right? Then you just leave? Or do you go
Speaker 1: back in the movie. Well, the first thing that came
Speaker 1: to my mind was that she must have had a
Speaker 1: family emergency or something. People you know, like I spent
Speaker 1: a little time with her, but she didn't come off
Speaker 1: as a type of person, you know, so I'm thinking
Speaker 1: something could have been really wrong. I think that that
Speaker 1: may be a little naive. Did she ever text you
Speaker 1: after and say, hey, sorry, I had to run there
Speaker 1: was a family emergency. No. I've reached out to her,
Speaker 1: but I haven't heard back. Why do you even want
Speaker 1: to talk to her? I would be so pissed if
Speaker 1: I were. You still sound fine with it. I mean,
Speaker 1: I just can't picture her being the type to do
Speaker 1: something like that. Like our time was brief, but like
Speaker 1: we had a really nice conversation when we were in
Speaker 1: the bar, and she seemed really genuine and there wasn't
Speaker 1: like an awkwardness really, so I I just I don't know.
Speaker 1: I have a hard time believing it's that. So I'm
Speaker 1: worried that something could have happened to her. Did you
Speaker 1: do anything while you guys were watching the movie, like
Speaker 1: try to make a move on her that made her uncomfortable? No,
Speaker 1: I mean she left five minutes into the movie, so
Speaker 1: there was no time for that. Even Okay, it sounds
Speaker 1: to me like she ditch you. Was there anything weird
Speaker 1: that happened in the bar before you guys went to
Speaker 1: the movies? No, I mean the bar was great. I
Speaker 1: got there a little early. The pre game just because
Speaker 1: I haven't had a dating so long and my nerves
Speaker 1: sometimes gets it. So I wanted to be really relaxed,
Speaker 1: and I was, and we had like a really a
Speaker 1: good time, Like you weren't wasted or anything. You didn't
Speaker 1: go a little bit too far in the pre game. No,
Speaker 1: I had two drinks before she came, that's it. But
Speaker 1: there were shots one, one fifty one and were just
Speaker 1: all right. So you said you've tried to reach out
Speaker 1: to her. Look, I know that you think that she's
Speaker 1: a nice person and wouldn't diet you. But if she
Speaker 1: had really had an emergency, I would think that she
Speaker 1: would have said something. You said that you reached out
Speaker 1: to her. How many times have you tried to get
Speaker 1: hold of her? I haven't spoken to her in ten days,
Speaker 1: but in ten days I've called her ten times. I
Speaker 1: called her. I called her every day. Are you leaving
Speaker 1: a message every time you call? Oh? Yeah, of course,
Speaker 1: I'm I'm worried about her. I'm telling you like this
Speaker 1: just seems so out of character. So I really, I'm
Speaker 1: sure that something would have happened, and I wanted to,
Speaker 1: you know, I wanted to beave any assistance I could,
Speaker 1: you know, I wanted to see her again too. There's
Speaker 1: no way you could possibly know some Wood's character by
Speaker 1: having one drink at a bar and then spending five
Speaker 1: minutes in a movie theater with them. I talked to
Speaker 1: her at least three days before we met online, so
Speaker 1: it wasn't like this was our first time talking. We had.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, you're good, then you're perfect. What we're gonna
Speaker 1: do is we'll play a song, we'll come back, we'll
Speaker 1: call her and get your second date update. Okay, okay,
Speaker 1: thank you? All right, man, hold on brooking jubil in
Speaker 1: the morning. Second, if you're just tuning in for today's
Speaker 1: second date update, Curtis is on the phone with us.
Speaker 1: He wants to call a girl named Hallie. Today. They
Speaker 1: met online, went to a bar shortly before they went
Speaker 1: to a movie, and then five minutes into the movie,
Speaker 1: his date said she had to go to the bathroom,
Speaker 1: and then she disappeared, and he hasn't heard a word
Speaker 1: from her since. Curtis, you on the phone. I'm here,
Speaker 1: all right, man, we're about to call her. You know
Speaker 1: what I think happened? Okay, Because you're saying maybe she
Speaker 1: had a family emergency or something and had to leave.
Speaker 1: I think that maybe you should have waited longer at
Speaker 1: the movie theater, because maybe she went into another theater.
Speaker 1: I was actually watching that movie, probably looking for you, Like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, he ditched me. Do you really think
Speaker 1: that's what could have happened. No, I don't think that's
Speaker 1: what happened. I think she ditched you, Curtis. But we're
Speaker 1: going to call her now and find out. You guys
Speaker 1: don't know her office. She's cool, she wouldn't do that. Okay, Well,
Speaker 1: we're going to call her right now and find out
Speaker 1: exactly what happened. Okay, Curtis, I'm worried about you. Are
Speaker 1: you going to be able to handle some bad news? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be fine. I'm telling you she's You're you're
Speaker 1: not giving her enough credit. All right, Curtis, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: doll the phone number right now. Let's see if we
Speaker 1: can get her on the phone. Okay, okay, all right,
Speaker 1: here we go. Hello, Hi, can I speak to Hallie? Please?
Speaker 1: Who is this? This is Jewel from Brook and Jewel
Speaker 1: in the morning. I was looking for Hallie. Why do
Speaker 1: you want to speak with her? I just have a
Speaker 1: couple questions for her. Is this, Hallie. Why do you
Speaker 1: want to know? I have something interesting to talk to
Speaker 1: Hallie about. Do you know, Hallie something interesting to talk about? Yes,
Speaker 1: I'm calling from a morning radio show and I recently
Speaker 1: received an email about a girl named Halle and this
Speaker 1: is the phone number that I have for her. So
Speaker 1: he received an email. Yes, do you know Hallie? First
Speaker 1: of all? Okay, fine, I'm Hallie. Okay, perfect, awesome, I'm
Speaker 1: glad we can figure that out. Listen, I got an
Speaker 1: email about you from one of our listeners, and I
Speaker 1: wanted to still just a few minutes of your time
Speaker 1: if you have a second Okay, who is it from?
Speaker 1: His name is Curtis? Oh, okay, yeah. And Curtis emailed
Speaker 1: us because he said, you guys went out on a
Speaker 1: date and you sort of ditched out in the middle
Speaker 1: of it. Like he said, you guys went to the movies,
Speaker 1: and then he said you were going to the bathroom
Speaker 1: and then just took off and he hasn't been able
Speaker 1: to get a hold of you ever since. So he
Speaker 1: asked if we could maybe get you on the phone
Speaker 1: and find out why you left the date. Well, I
Speaker 1: mean sometimes things like that happened. Really, that doesn't happen
Speaker 1: a whole lot. Did you ditch him on your date?
Speaker 1: It's a little more complicated than that. I don't think
Speaker 1: it is. If you leave five minutes into a movie,
Speaker 1: that is ditching someone, Okay, but you don't know the
Speaker 1: whole story. Well, would you mind telling us the whole story? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I don't know. It's kind of weird telling this to
Speaker 1: someone I've never met before, and I know I can
Speaker 1: understand that. But imagine this. Imagine if you went on
Speaker 1: a date with somebody and then they just ditched you
Speaker 1: in the middle of the date. You're probably wondering what
Speaker 1: you did wrong? Right? No? Not really? Okay, Well a
Speaker 1: lot of people would be wondering. And Curtis has been
Speaker 1: racking his brain trying to figure out why you left
Speaker 1: the date. Can you give us any information to tell
Speaker 1: us if he screwed up, or if he said something weird,
Speaker 1: if he acted weird anything. He definitely acted weird. I mean,
Speaker 1: he's he's not used to dating. Just because you go
Speaker 1: out with somebody who's, you know, maybe nervous, doesn't mean
Speaker 1: you should ditch him. I don't know if he was nervous.
Speaker 1: He just doesn't know how to act in social situations.
Speaker 1: I'll tell you this, Hallie. We talked to him a
Speaker 1: little bit about your date, and he sounds like a
Speaker 1: nice guy. He just sounds a little bit awkward. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he was very awkward. Okay, well what did he do
Speaker 1: specifically that was awkward? Where do I start? Just at
Speaker 1: the beginning would be great. So we were supposed to
Speaker 1: meet up in a bar and then go to a movie.
Speaker 1: So I showed up, and right off the bat, it
Speaker 1: was clear that he'd probably had a couple of drinks
Speaker 1: before I got there. They saw him across the way
Speaker 1: and then he saw me and he shout clear across
Speaker 1: the bar. Hey, well he was probably excited to see you. Yeah,
Speaker 1: big deal. Okay, fine, maybe you give him a pass
Speaker 1: on that. But then I sit down and he took
Speaker 1: it upon himself to order me a drink. Like you
Speaker 1: didn't ask what you wanted, He just ordered it for
Speaker 1: you know. It was like what would Milady like? And
Speaker 1: not even like it's like I know what Milady would
Speaker 1: like and orders me a drink, and he ordered himself
Speaker 1: another one. And when the drinks came to the table,
Speaker 1: he busted out like this Lord of the Ring's gallum
Speaker 1: impersonation calling his drink my precious, I'm like rasping it
Speaker 1: to his chest. Had you guys bonded over Lord of
Speaker 1: the Rings before he said, you guys talked about it?
Speaker 1: I mean, I guess you had mentioned he like sci
Speaker 1: fi but really weird. But come on, he's a little dorky.
Speaker 1: That doesn't give you a right to just ditch somebody. Okay,
Speaker 1: well that was dorky. But then from that he started
Speaker 1: talking about space and how amazing space is and how
Speaker 1: he just loved it and the idea of being witless
Speaker 1: in space and being able to see the world from
Speaker 1: afar and floating there. Wouldn't it be amazing to have
Speaker 1: sex and space? Oh? No, I agree with him. It
Speaker 1: probably would be pretty interesting to have sex in space. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that didn't interest you at all when he brought that.
Speaker 1: I had known the guy for like twenty minutes. What
Speaker 1: was your reaction when he asked about having sex in
Speaker 1: space and said, yeah, that sounds really cool by that?
Speaker 1: Why didn't you just make an excuse why you had
Speaker 1: to leave? Then? Well, I was thinking maybe it'll get better.
Speaker 1: I'll give him or I'll go to the movie with them.
Speaker 1: But then when we sat down. I realized that he
Speaker 1: had chosen a sci fi movie, and God only knows
Speaker 1: what that would have brought up with them. So you
Speaker 1: just decided to call it quits right then and there. Uh.
Speaker 1: I couldn't see myself sitting there for two hours while
Speaker 1: he geeked out over the sci fi movie. I'm sure,
Speaker 1: I mean, he was nice enough. I'm sure there's someone
Speaker 1: out there for him, but it's not me, And you
Speaker 1: don't feel like you should have responded to him at all,
Speaker 1: just to say, hey, sorry, I'm all right. Well you've
Speaker 1: actually kind of already told him though, because he is
Speaker 1: on the other line listening to this conversation right now.
Speaker 1: Let's talk to you. He's on the phone right now.
Speaker 1: Yes he is, Curtis. Yeah, I'm here. Say hi to Hallie. Hi, Hallie. Curtis.
Speaker 1: So you didn't have anything going on with your family
Speaker 1: at all? I was I thought you had a family
Speaker 1: emergency or something. No, everyone in my family is fine.
Speaker 1: I just can't understand someone not responding when someone asked
Speaker 1: if your family's okay. That's just so strange to me.
Speaker 1: I don't know that's strange to you. Everything that night
Speaker 1: was strange to me. Well, you could have fooled me.
Speaker 1: You seemed like you were having a great time. Really,
Speaker 1: you know, my friends all really like my gollum and pression.
Speaker 1: So I don't know what that's about my Fresshion. I mean,
Speaker 1: I think it's strong. It's not the best, but it's strong.
Speaker 1: I don't understand the hate on that. I think it's funny. Curtis,
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Helly, he's adorable. Oh my Blumisha. I mean,
Speaker 1: how does she not find that enduring? Honestly, don't know.
Speaker 1: I mean, Hellie, he's he's cute, he's funny. It was bizarre.
Speaker 1: I mean it sit me in the middle of a bar,
Speaker 1: a crouded bar, and he's doing this impersonation. It wasn't
Speaker 1: just the voice he like embodied the character, round him
Speaker 1: down and hovering over his drink. He was just committed
Speaker 1: to his impression. Halle. I don't think I should have
Speaker 1: to defend my Lord of the Rings impression. I mean,
Speaker 1: I don't understand. I don't know where that's coming from.
Speaker 1: I'm not asking you to defend it. I just don't
Speaker 1: have to be around for it. So because I did
Speaker 1: a gallum impression to try to be funny for you, like,
Speaker 1: you won't go out with me again? Chris, It wasn't
Speaker 1: just that. What was all the sex and space stuff?
Speaker 1: I find the universe very interesting and it it came
Speaker 1: up in our conversation. No it didn't. It didn't. Well,
Speaker 1: it takes two to have a conversation, so obviously it did.
Speaker 1: You don't think it's interesting at all having sex and space.
Speaker 1: I don't know what to say right now. You know what?
Speaker 1: Hellye though, I would love to ask if you'll go
Speaker 1: on a second date with Curtis, we will pay for it. No,
Speaker 1: are you positive? I'm positive positive. I guess some girls
Speaker 1: that aren't into sci fi and humor, but that's her loss.
Speaker 1: Yeah it is, Curtis. You know what, Curtis, You'll be
Speaker 1: all right. You'll find somebody who's more your speed. Man. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I think so. I'm not going to let this discourage me.
Speaker 1: I mean, if there's a lot of fish in the seas,
Speaker 1: yeah there is. And in the meantime, if you want
Speaker 1: to get together and talk about the sex and space thing,
Speaker 1: I'd be totally interested to have that conversation with you. Cool, right, Yeah,
Speaker 1: it does really cool. Broken jewel in the morning,